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Welcome to This is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the show where we only talk about what's the most important, bottom line, critical thing happening on this planet. Today on This is Important... I don't know how to tell you this, but no one wants to look at your dick. That was more like a butt cut and not like the bowl. We could rub our heads together for eons and never get connected.

We're gonna talk about jizz any minute now. Buckle up. Ow! Holy hell! Oh my god! Back for more! Welcome back. I'm being an owl. I hear that, Kyle. Hey, Blake, hit me with it. Oh.

Well, I don't have that. What? What do you mean? I have that. Oh, great. Oh, I thought you wanted the actual guitar lick. But we could do this. No, I was doing the... That kind of works. That's actually... That's a very good mash. I like that. Sweet little mashup. The SportsCenter one's pretty bad. Is there a cleaner? Maybe we can get a cleaner MP3 of that. Yeah, dude. I look... Yeah, this one's kind of like... Hit it again? Yeah.

I feel like that's the 2000s. It's artifact-y. Yeah, there's a lot of extra. Is that like the Fall Out Boy cover of it? What's going on? A little distortion on it? No, I think that was in early 2000s when Fall Out Boy was raining the airwaves, and they sort of ripped a page from Pete Wentz's playbook. Juiced it up. How cool is it that somebody figured out SportsCenter, the SC, is in the middle that connects them to...

What a light bulb moment. Must have been a good day at the office. That took a while, too. I don't even know if I knew that. It's just such a part of my life.

Right. That's a real rebrand. I like to look for those things like the, go ahead, Kyle. Let's say it together. The arrow and the FedEx logo. Sprint pin drop. Sprint pin drop. No, you said spin. You said spin. No, I'm the one who fucks up words, okay? You said spin. I think I know what you're talking about, Ders, where there is like an arrow like hidden between like the X and the F or something.

in FedEx. It's like, you're moving. I honestly don't know the pin in Sprint, though. No, I was just thinking about great moments in advertising history, and I always think about it. I'm sorry, I'm not recording. I'm not currently recording right now. So you were doing something completely different than what we were doing? Yeah, yeah. You just want to talk about cool commercials. Hey, dude, I love the Keebler elves. Why is

I have to let you guys know I'm having tech issues right now, so I'm just kind of trying to walk down the path with you. Give me a hell yeah. Oh, shit. Are tech boys having tech issues? Yeah, that's not good. I don't know why you always call me the tech boy. I'm not the tech boy anymore. Sorry, tech man. No, no. Sorry, tech man. Thank you. Thank you. In our early sketch days when you weren't around, Adam would just be like, tech boy will handle that.

I don't know if you knew that. You were a boy back then. You blossomed into a big, beautiful man. I don't believe that. Where's Tech Boy? Where the fuck is Tech Boy?

So I don't destroy another printer. All right. Well, hopefully my audio stream changes now. Okay. Okay, great. So that's okay. So my audio stream is coming in clear right now. What happened? Do you just stop recording? What happened? We were on a roll. I'm so sorry to put the stutter on it. It's just called me out. I thought we'd just roll past the sprint pin drop.

But we didn't. I thought we could just roll right past that. Just trying to stay alive. That's the thing about us is we can't roll past anything. Nothing can be rolled past. That's something about our friendship is absolutely nothing can roll past. You can't just, someone fucks up and you just sort of, we all acknowledge it, but we just kind of move on quickly. No. No, no. No, no. No, no.

Everybody stop. What the fuck did you just try and say? Yeah. What did you just mess up? Usually, hey, usually it's me. So I was very excited when I heard you say something. You said smit. I said spint. Prendrop. Yeah. Fucking idiot. Fucking moron, dude. He misspoke. What an idiot.

I'm more intelligent. I'm more intelligent than you. You would suck. It's a huge sign of immaturity, right? It's like when a kid watches an adult fall. They're like, wait, what? And they have to laugh. We see each other fuck up and we're like, you're stupid. Exactly. Yeah, but I don't like that explanation. Okay.

Yeah. Because when people... You're wrong. You're wrong. You dumb bitch. You lose. Because watching people fall, even when you're nine years old, you see somebody topple.

And as long as they're like not – blood isn't coming out of their ears, you're like that's hilarious no matter what. Fair enough. But I guess what I'm saying is when like a kid sees a grown-up flub a word, it's very – it's hilarious to them. Whereas like if you're having a conversation with two adults and one flubs a word, the other person is usually mature enough to go, all right.

I don't know. Yeah, no, I know. And that's actually huge business meetings where they completely derail what's going on. The CEO of like Merrill Lynch is like, what the fuck did you just say? Okay. Netflix is in the tank. We got to get the market on. I mean, market. I'd like to get to download, but I hope this guy isn't the CEO. He's, he's lower down the totem pole and he's like, Hey, shut up real quick.

What did you just say? Shut the fuck up. What did you just say? What did Ted just say? I said, Mark click. Mark click? We need more clicks. And I said, Mark click. But then the CEO loves it so damn much that he's like, hey, and now we're giving you a pay bump and a comfy dump. Right. Hey, this is the show. Okay? This is the show. Meanwhile, Hulu's having no fun.

holo shut the fuck up hey shut up what did you just say meanwhile what did you just say you lulus having no fun holo uh i do find myself making that choice to not correct those things now in certain situations in like professional situations oh yeah yeah to just let that go it's very hard to just let that go i would love to see your face when you see it happen you just go you're like yeah yeah

Dude, I... Because you do look around to see if anybody else felt it. Are we going to acknowledge this? I got it. Okay, cool. I know. Yeah, no, no. We should. We should definitely meet there at 5.30. Yeah, you want to mite there? Yeah. Dumbass.

I like, well, that's what's the blessing and curse of working with some of your very best friends is you do call each other out. And, you know, it is a professional work setting on the set of Workaholics or Game Over Man. Of course.

But yeah, we're still going to call each other out. Yes. That shit's important. Same cadence ascended. Yeah, accountability. We go, hey, man, you know you just misspoke. Hey, you fucking idiot, dude. Hey, I understand what you were trying to say, but you didn't say that. Yeah, you said a word that doesn't exist. And even though I know that you know that already and are feeling embarrassed, I'm going to capitalize on this and I'm going to hit you.

Actually, you know what? Roll cameras. Yeah. Roll cameras. Let's go to video village and rewatch that take and rewatch it. Yeah. Hey, let's call in the transpo captain and all the PAs. Just get everybody in here. And I know you think this is inconsequential, but it's not. It matters. Okay. So I want you to look at every, I want a public apology. Okay.

In front of everybody. Do you remember we just had an intimacy coordinator on the Righteous Gemstones? Oh, yeah. They're the best. And she was actually really cool. Get her done. Yeah, there you go. Do we have an intimacy coordinator? I have a hard time saying that word, and I think you'll notice that. Yeah.

Intimacy coordinator on Game Over Man? Or was that before you had to have one? Because people that don't know, on a production now, you have to have... If there's any kind of kissing or sexual thing that's happening, they have to have an intimacy coordinator.

who's there to just make sure everything's cool and everyone's comfortable with the situation. Yeah, it's all above board. Nobody's being convinced to do anything that they don't want to do. Want to do. And hilarious that we didn't have one when my dick and butthole were out for like eight hours that day. I mean, I tried. I tried to coordinate some intimacy. Loose butthole. Didn't happen. Durst kept checking in. Anders kept checking in with me. Yeah. You good? Yeah.

I just saw your butthole, but are you okay? The coordination on that was just me and you, right, Adam? Isn't that right? Like, it was just me and you right before we started shooting. I say, are you going to do this? Because I got a prosthetic dick for you. Yeah, that was right. If you want to do it. That was right. And you were like... I was the intimacy coordinator on that. Yes, you were. I waited until we were alone in a room. Yeah. I said, you're cool. You say, Kyle, I've made peace with showing the world my dick. Dude, I'm ready. You tried to do a camera test, though, Kyle? No.

Many times. Yeah, he kept saying, hey, come to my trailer. I want to do a quick lunch. He kept saying I have to grab focus. Do you mind if I grab focus really quick? Oh, Todd, we got to grab focus. Let me grab some focus.

I love it. Oh, you really grabbed a hold of the focus there, didn't you? You know what, though? Adam, this is another interesting part about it. The A side of this kind of thing is that the actor's comfortable. But the B side that I know I kind of forgot about back when I did Top 5 and was butt-ass naked and you probably didn't think about was that

At first, like the costume person's like, hey, let me – I have your robe and your – eventually you just go, I'm good. Like it's hot. I don't want to put it on. And you forget that like other people – It's not even for you. It's for other people. Yes. I don't know how to tell you this, but no one wants to look at your dick. Exactly. That wasn't – I feel like if you do those type of scenes – because I've done a few of them as well –

Hollywood wants it. I want to do. Yeah. Hollywood wants to see my asshole and dick as much as possible. There's a market for it. You want to do it at the end of a production when you're super comfortable with everyone. Everyone knows you. They know that you're not a creep or they're not a creep. You kind of everyone knows each other. I feel like on Game Over, man, we did it like two weeks in. So like we kind of knew each other.

It can be an icebreaker. It was supposed to be a closed set because we didn't have an intimacy coordinator or anybody really saying, or even an actor who said, I need a closed set. It fell to the wayside real quick. Oh, no, dude. I was all for it. Right.

I like that the camera guys were getting ideas for cool shots from seeing my dick. They're like, actually, you know what? I pitched one to Kyle and we used it. Oh, yeah. What was that? Which one? It was at the very end of the entire scene where he storms off. I was like, let's just go low and have him...

Oh, yeah. Where the dick came. We went back for that. We went back for that shot. I love it. He came straight at the camera and we couldn't grab focus. We had seen it a lot. We had seen it a lot. It was bouncing around all over the place. It was inside of focus. We couldn't get it. It was kind of like we'd seen it a bunch and the scene had played out and you kind of as a viewer, you forget about it. You accept that it's in the scene. And then I was like, I think we need to button it with like a, no, it's still there. Yeah. It's still out. Yeah.

It was basically my dick was like the jaws of the scene. Like, you know, you know that the sharks out there, but. Oh yeah. Cause we, we were, we were actually like shooting it to maybe not show it, but I was so interested. I was actually going to do all that in post, like just push in a little bit. I just framed it at the bottom. And then that was right. Like at the end, if we did show it, we needed that button, that visual button. You want it to do like the D'Angelo music video version where it's just like, it's raw.

But we all know that that's not how that movie turned out. There was nothing. DeAngelo. Nothing left to the imagination. That movie was put front and center. That shot defines that movie. Here's the floppy flop coming right at you. The big flop. Yeah. So how many like cinematography awards did they win for that film?

Well, they didn't get focused. They couldn't grab focus. Yeah. It was tough. Yeah. Just couldn't wrangle. That scene that was nominated for the cinematography. Cinematography. Yeah. Cinematography. Wait, what the fuck did you just say? Oh, bro. Wait, what did you just say, though? Somebody's got a sweet tooth. Dude. I thought you were a DGA, bro.

- Hey, ride 'em Blake, ride 'em. - We're back. - Let me have it, let me have it. - Burn! - It is so hot in this fucking room. - Dude, it's hot everywhere. The world is melting.

Yo, God, it's so fucking hot here. It's really bad. It's really bad, man. It's really bad, man. I'm renting this house, you know, and I can't figure out how to... The goddamn... I wish my tech boy was here because I can't... What up, tech boy? The AC is set at 85 degrees and I keep... That's hot. That's hot. I know, dude. So I keep putting it down to like 72. Yes. And then it'll start to go there. And then I...

And then it'll just start to go back up to 85 again. Is this a smart thermostat? What is it? A honey, old honey well? No, it's a dumbass thermostat. This thermostat is stupid as shit. I'm a dumbass. Okay. Because sometimes when you're in somebody else's house, like an Airbnb or a rental, whatever, they've already programmed it to be as like, quote, efficient as possible. Yep. Meaning they don't want to pay for it. They make me pay for it.

Ooh. I have to pay for everything. That's, that's the, the rub here is I'm, I'm paying for it anyways. So there's the, and there's the, you're paying for cable. You're paying you, dude. Oh, I'm paying for it all baby. I don't know how I got this sweet deal. Uh,

It's like, that's weird. They're getting a ton of magazine subscriptions. What the fuck is happening? Adam, you probably have to hit the button that says P-R-O-G. Tech boy. There we go. That's my tech boy. Dig into the program. Dig into what it's set on. It'll probably give you an

T-dub, T-H, Friday, S-S. You know what I mean? And then you go through and you probably hit the AM and the PM. It's got a couple different times and it'll kick that off. And you have to choose which times you want that to be. Samsonite. Lower, baby. You know? Oh, I just came, dude. My tech boy's back, baby. Here's what I love. Kyle definitely gave you the answer. You didn't listen to it.

You're not going to use it? No. Well, there's no program button on that device. Bullshit. Bullshit. Straight up. He immediately tuned you out. He was like, talk, talk, talk. Sorry, he turns me on when he gets tech boy. Sorry, guys. I just want you to know me and your mother are getting a divorce. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

Adam, this is serious. This is going to change everything. Adam, I need you to listen. Daddy.

So, Adam, the cancer's back. Nom, nom, nom. Nom, nom, nom. That shit's important. Boom. Oh, man. There was an earthquake. Everyone in California died except for us. Your mother's dead. Oh. Oh. Oh.

No. Oh, my God. I appreciate it, Kyle. I heard you. Yeah, yeah. No, you didn't. I just do. No, you didn't. Hold down the program. There should be Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. Adjust it accordingly.

It's like when an old person gives you the address to go somewhere and then they start talking about how to get there and you're like, I'm just going to type it in my phone. But you're like, okay, left there? Oh, that's a shell station. Uh-huh, okay. Right on, yeah. Pass the Denny's. Hey, sorry, old man. You're obsolete.

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Yeah, my shit is fucked up, and it's really hot here as well. It's just the whole planet is 130 degrees right now. Dude, it's hot. It's so hot. It's so hot right now in my house. It's like I'm sweating. I feel like I'm in a sauna. And so what's your ACG?

I don't have it up here. I don't have it. I'm in like a loft. Wait, what? Yeah, I don't have AC in my office. Kyle. Just get that shit. I got it the other day in my garage for no reason. Well, I mean, I just haven't had it. I have a thing. It's just not doing the trick. I like my webs chilly. A fan? You call it a thing? Is that an air conditioning unit? Yeah, it's a fan. You see it right there? You see it right there?

Right there, AC. It's like an in-the-wall AC thing. Okay, it's one of those long doggies? Yeah, I'm not sure. It might be a heat-only, though. That might be the problem. Oh, it might be heat-only. So not AC at all, then. I turned it down really low. It's not doing anything. That's a heater. Yeah. I think it is. Okay. Okay, well, then, yeah, that won't... You're right. That won't cool you down. Not even a little bit. I know, and I'm hot. I'm saying I'm hot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Blake?

Feverish. So what's the temperature in your home? I try to keep it at 69, but... 69. So you finally succumbed to the fact that you have enough money to run air conditioning.

Well, here's the deal. Here's the deal. I don't think my AC unit is really working. I might have to get it replaced or something. Okay, we're getting to the bottom of it. This is good. This is home talk. Here's the deal. If you're joining us now, AC talk. We've moved off luggage talk and we're talking home talk.

I think just due to the fact that I don't run it enough, it kind of like, you know, broke it in that way. That's not how it works. Go ahead. You mean it broke it in or it broke it? Yeah. Like, you know. What did you mean right there? What the fuck did you mean right there? Well, no, I think that is the kind of thing. It's like when you leave an old classic car for too long, they're meant to be driven. You got to drive the goddamn thing. Exactly. But he said broke it in. And AC units are exactly like a classic Camaro.

Oh, baby. Yeah. But he said, but hold on. What did I say? What did I say? He said, broke it in. He said, I think not. What did you say? Oh, my God. If we could check the tapes, I guess Kyle really got me on something. What did I say? How do you look in the mirror? He said, I guess not running it. I guess not running it. Broke it in. Amazing. Which means it's running perfectly. Oh, my God.

That is not what I meant. Dude, what an emphasis. And that is not what I meant. I'm glad you called him on that, kid. You're fucking done on this podcast. Dude. I had to. I had to call him. Blake, I know it's getting hot over there now. Oh, great. Great. Goodbye. Yeah. Idiot. Goodbye. Hey, you're slipping on the board, dude. I shouldn't be doing all the board noises for you. You're a stupid dumbass. I'm a dumbass. Yeah. You're an idiot.

Hey, Blake, if you're getting hot, I know Kyle just put you on ice, so you better be cooling off now. I'm sweating now. Woo!

- Hot ice. - See, 'cause back in the day, I would beg Kyle and Blake and Kyle's brother Adam and his ex-wife Haley, I would ask them all the time to turn the AC even on. And we lived in the deep valley.

There was one point that we broke a record. It was 118 degrees one day. And we didn't turn the AC on. Like, as a point. And I was going, please, let's just turn it on. But we all had to agree because we were all paying for it. It was Earth Day. It was hashtag don't turn your AC on challenge. Okay.

Yeah, pre-TikTok. Yeah, pre-hashtags. It was the MySpace days of... I guess those were Facebook days. I wonder... Yeah, we all had to agree on it because it cost dough, dude. We didn't have the dough. It sucked. And I was the only one to go, I'm willing to sacrifice the extra, like...

$30 a month or whatever it would be for, to be comfortable inside of my own home. Central air. Central air. Yeah. Nice. Yeah. It was, I can't remember if there was two, there wasn't two, right? There was one, it was just one unit. I think it was one unit.

which is crazy for that big of a house. But we had a pool. That's what the pool is for. That's what it was. It was get in the pool. It was go if you're hot, get in the pool. Save money, get in the pool. If you have some money, go to Fresh and Easy and get yourself chicken dinner. Take a look at the fucking grocery store, brother. If you got money, go get chicken dinner for the house. Yeah, that's crazy.

Hey, you got money? You got $6 in your pocket? Go cop a rotisserie chicken for the house. Go get chicken for the house. What are you doing with money? Don't hold on to that money. I would love to give flowers to Fresh and Easy, but no one knows what the fuck it is. Yeah, was Fresh and Easy California only? I don't know if it exists. I think it was British. I think it was a European grocery store that came over here. Cheerio.

They don't sell Cheerios. Very shaggy-jelling. Everything was over-wrapped, like, and individualized, so it seemed, like, cool and clean, but it was so wasteful. Oh, yeah. Dude, so much plastic. Yes. Oh, yeah. And remember, like, they would sell a grill pack. I think it was, like, $10, and you got quite a few items. Yes. But I recall getting major... Sire.

Every time I barbecue that hat, baby. This dude teased himself up with the fucking hits. Some major diarrhea. The burritos were cracking, though. Remember? They were $2.99 or $2.50. Oh, the burritos were off the fucking charts. Yeah, dude. The burritos. Like, our neighborhood was being gentrified. And it was like, they put this nice, fresh and easy. And hilarious that I don't think it worked. I think that fresh and easy kind of came and went.

Well, they didn't have cashiers, remember? It was like an experiment into self-checkout. Which is everywhere now. And you packed your own bags, right? You did everything yourself. Very easy to steal.

And that's why they don't exist. Diarrhea. That's why they probably went under. Diarrhea. Probably people were chilling. We're still in some... Red flags. Oh, yeah. Let me have it. They were still in what? They're under what? What are you talking about? You got me, you fucking idiot. Damn, man. What goes around comes around. Extra grill pack. You idiot.

Idiots! This is a real firing squad today, man. Watch yourself, dude. It's hot. It's hot today. Kyle, are you saying that actually, like, no one worked there except for, like, a guard at the door? I can't... I'm fairly positive there was, like, three employees. Yeah, there's just a few people kind of wandering around asking if you needed help or whatever. And they were stoned. Yeah. Because we... I remember we went, like, day one. Like, there was, like, fucking a bow on the front door. Like...

And people were so ready to help. And the first couple days were like, oh, this is the nicest grocery store we've ever been in. Oh, my God. And we can walk there. We were so pumped on the whole thing. We're like, oh, my God. And then three months later, it was a fucking piece of shit. It had maybe a six-month run. It lasted more than that, didn't it? I remember it. Yes, that was an exaggeration. But it went down the hill quickly.

It's always like that when a new spot pops up in your neighborhood. No matter what, you sell it to yourself so hard. Like, oh my god, this place is the fucking best, dude. And you're just kind of lying to yourself at some point. No, but they did. Theirs reminded me of the burritos. You're talking about the grill packs, and I'm thinking about the burritos now. You reminded me of the burritos.

And they were so good. Real quick, this whole run started after I go, I would love to give my flowers to Fresh and Easy, but nobody will know what we're talking about. Nobody will know what we're talking about.

Sorry, everybody. It's a grocery store. Grocery talk with the boys on. This is important. There were three locations in the Southern California area. And if you weren't there, you missed the era. Let's talk about a local bar that nobody knows. Oh, boy. Dude, you guys, iPoppyKRico. Man, shout out iPoppyKRico and VanEyes. Yeah, we'll go there. Go out there for sure. Dr. HogglyWoggly's. Man, pull up. That's got to be global, no? I will.

Dr. Hogley Woglet. Where the fuck was that? I don't even remember. Dr. Hogley Woglet. That was near the office, right? Yes, it was the barbecue joint in Van Nuys near our office. Here's something. Papa K Rico was better. Papa K Rico had the Cubanos. Allegedly! So moving to LA, you discover this pizza chain called Shakey's. It's not in the Midwest as far as I know, but it's just like...

It's sort of trying to hang on to the old pizza huts. Pizzeria-ness. Yes. Pizzeria. Where there's a food bar and booths and checkered tablecloths. Sit down, have a pitcher of root beer. Then in 2009 or 2010, I go to Tokyo and I'm just walking around Tokyo and I'm like, wow, look at this.

We got to go to a fucking cool restaurant that we could never go to. And I turned the corner near like the, what is it? Like Harajuku, like shopping district. And there's a Shakey's. Sounds real. Right there. And I'm like, wait a minute. What the fuck is this? Yeah. Like, what?

Why? Wow, that's cool. It's not even the best representation of our pizza. Global. Well, I mean, we can get into representation and talk about how Boston pizza is the biggest pizza chain in Canada. Oh, yes, dude. Remember that? We've covered this. Have we covered this? Wait, what is this now? Sorry. No, I'm visiting Canada. What's going on up there? Okay, well, when we were cruising around Vancouver, the most popular pizza chain is Boston Pizza. Right.

Oh, like it's like their sports bar pizza joint. And we were always like, Boston pizza. What? Right. And that's important and not great. No,

Not great. Big beers. Yeah, but it's also, oh yeah, I do remember that. And we were like, well, Boston's not even known for their pizza. It'd be different if like New York is known for their pizza. Well, that's what I was going to, there is not a Boston. You know who has the best pizza? No, who, Blake? Tell us. Low key. Motherfucking Detroit, baby. Detroit has the best. Pizza, pizza. Well, it's a certain style of pizza, right? What is it? It's just like, it's square cuts? Yeah, but it's a square cut. It's like super buttery.

and the crust is... Spongy, the bread-y. Yeah. It's great. Yeah, it's really delicious. But I also found out, you know who else has a style of pizza I didn't even know? Freaking...

Albuquerque pizza. It's cutting circles within the circles. St. Louis, baby. St. Louis has a style. St. Louis has like a really thin like cracker crust style. Oh, really? And I love that shit. I like thin crust. I'm a big thin crust guy. I mean, I know people shit on Domino's, but Domino's fucking rocks. Look.

Let's get back into it. Yeah, the pizza talk. We're doing pizza talk again. That's all right. Hey, man, why the hell not? Hey, dude, the conversation ebbs and flows, baby. It's two conversations. One is value. We're going to talk about jizz any minute now. We'll get back to it. One is value. What's the most valuable pizza?

We're getting back into the idiosyncrasies. Oh, MVP? You want to rank MVP? Well, there's that, and then there's the best. There's the best, where it's like money is no object. I don't know if money's ever been a true object with pizza. Oh, we're talking money's no object? Then I gotta go, Papa John's. Pizza, pizza. Well, most valuable pizza is absolutely Costco. Absolutely Costco.

Costco's up there. Yeah, I'm back in that. Whole Foods isn't bad either, and it's a great deal. Their pizza is a sleeper. The walk up by a slice. Walk up by a slice. Or you can order a whole za, man. And it is affordable and delicious. Might be the most affordable thing in Whole Foods. My God. Which I'd love to pivot to inflation talk. Before we get into it, will you explain inflation? Yeah. Yeah.

Me? Yeah, for me. Just for me. For me. And I'm not talking birthday balloons, you clown.

Just for the three of us, could you really kind of just hammer down what exactly inflation is? Yeah, just set the table for the conversation. I'm confused. Yeah. It'd really help us out if Blake could just explain the details. Inflation, I feel like, is an economic response. It's when prices of goods...

He's actually going to do it and we're not going to listen. Oh, I'm whistling. I'm confused. They begin to rise. Yeah. Response to what? It could be a number of things. Like, give me two things that could be that. I mean, like, I feel like some of the inflation that we're feeling now is due to maybe conflict in other parts of the country or just... Which causes what? Inflation. Pfft.

Dude, the inflation question mark right there. Inflation. Inflation? Right? I think when you say the word in the meaning of the word. I'm a dumbass. Frog means frog, man. I like to think that if this was the president giving a speech and then one of his cabinet members is off to the side going, ah. Yeah.

Keeps them on their toes. If he could even make it onto the goddamn stage, Jesus Christ. He can't ride a bicycle. Oh, yeah. This is the State of the Union. Oh, yes.

That's a thing people are doing a lot, not like college kids are doing that. Like, to their, like, parents at, like, Christmas dinner, their dad will be saying something and the daughter will just go, oh, dude. They're very funny videos. And I'm proud of this new generation. Thank you for keeping this alive. And now I just love to bow our head in prayer. Dear Lord, thank you for this meal. It's so good having Chelsea back in the house. Oh, dad.

It's been so long since we've had all of us together, especially after my father passed away, just having the children.

At the table. It's really nice for me. Oh, God. I like that this dad is just powering through. Right there, right there, right there, right there, right there, right there. This dad is great. I'm about to bust. Sweetheart. Close your eyes. Bow your head. Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. Oh, I'm their butt fucking me. Oh, God. Oh, no, I'm starting to like it. Oh.

I'm sure to like this butt fucking thing. I'm loving this butt fucking. Oh, God. Dad, keep going. Okay. Okay, now it got weird. You go to your room. Now it got weird. I hope you go viral. Go to your room. By the way, that's got to be a whole thing. Like, if you have a kid who does something stupid, but then it goes wildly viral, and all of a sudden they're sending fucking liquid IV to your house...

Yeah. You go to your room. What do you do? Go to your room and tell your viral. The dad becomes an influencer. The dad is suddenly like really famous. He goes out. He's getting free shit all the time. He's getting free trips to Vegas. Yeah. For sure. He's going to Dubai after letting them sit in their room and think about it for an hour. Then it's the little sweetheart.

Can I see the video? Did we go viral? Go to your room and edit that together. I'll be up in 20 minutes. Did we go viral? I'm going to figure out how to log on to TikTok and check this shit out. Right? Kids are like acting a fool. Parents are wiling out, but they roll on it. And they're like, look, I know I yelled at you. I called you lazy and entitled. Did we go viral? Did we go viral? Was it funny when I slipped on the...

Seemed like that would have been funny. The dish rag in the kitchen. It was funny when you went down the stairs during the winter and I was walking out with trash. Hilarious. Look, I shattered a disc in my spine, dude. We go viral. Yeah. I no longer can sit upright, but honey, did we go viral?

Nucky Grandma! Sweetie, can I come in? No! Sweetie, did we go viral? I'm not telling you! I'm not going to tell you! Why don't you log on to your Finsta and find out yourself? I changed the password, Dad! I can't figure it out. My tech boy's not here. Yeah, I don't have my tech boy. Hey, hey, hey now! Nucky Grandma! Alright! What happened? Alright!

Right! Oh, TikTok dad. Go to your room. Come out when you're viral. Oh, my God.

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What's up, bud? How's your physical activity coming? My physical activity is good. Are we still pickleballing, which I know takes other people? Kyle, when you're not on calls and stuff, that's what we talk about for the first five, ten minutes before you get there. Or if you have to miss one, that's what we talk about is Kyle's physical activity. What do you guys think Tech Boy is doing? I don't know.

We go, hey, I want to bring up Tech Boy's physical activity. How do you think he's doing? Let's check in. I'm doing all right. Did we go viral? Can you guys hear that? Let me turn... My physical activity is fine. It's not... It's all good. You know what I mean? Your boobs are huge. I think what's happening is I haven't been on the pickleball court for a while and I was running, but now my joints are really starting to hurt. I'm not going to lie. You were running? Yeah, I was doing like... How much did you... How...

You got to ease into physical activities at our age, at our ripe. I know. I know. I hit it hard. What I'm doing is I'm, I know. Ders hit it on the head last time. Yeah.

Yeah, Durst hit it. He said, you got to do push-ups. You got to do the isometrics and stuff. And so I'm trying to get myself. Animals are strong. I'm trying to get into that because it's easier than running. It's easier on the joints. I'm doing some yoga. Well, I feel like a lot of push-ups, if your goal is to lose weight, push-ups isn't necessarily the best thing.

That's building strength, and that will ultimately come out in the wash. You know what I mean? Muscle burn's bad. I'm with you. I'm with you. Oh, you think fat will wash off you? You know what I mean? I think that's how you mostly get rid of fat. You're showering? What the fuck did you just say? He's showering to lose weight. I'm taking two showers a day, okay? It comes out of the wash. It gets my heart rate going because it's so hot. Kyle, I've noticed you smell not bad. What's going on? I'm losing weight.

Trying to lose weight. I've been working out. I can't stop eating. Things are all right. I like that, dude. And then, Adam, you got no bicycle? You got to get in tires? You got no... I got the... I fixed the tires. We got them fixed. Oh, thank God. Thank God.

and I have gone on some rides. And then the Peloton, what's the deal? And the Peloton, I have it here. I have the new cord because the rats ate through. If you didn't listen to the app, the rats ate through my tires and my cords of my Peloton. That's live. But I, I've worked all this week and today was the first day for me to clean it. I have not cleaned it. It's sitting in my basement.

Like, the seat looks hairy. That's how many rat hairs were stuck to it. They for sure, like, pissed all over the seat and then rolled themselves on it. They rode on it. They did hella classes. Yeah, they turned it on. They were giving each other haircuts on your seat. Dude, it's furry looking. I'm like, oh, boy.

I like want to just throw it away, but I'm like, it's, you know, I know just clean it. Sell it. Yeah. Also, is it called a rat King when like there's the clump of rats all together? Like a human shaped rat King might've done a few classes with Cody. Oh dude, that's our preacher feature. We just cracked it.

The Rat King. The Rat King. Dude. It's called Not Willard. And it's just like a bunch of messy dudes that live together. Yeah, that's a good idea. The floorboards, like all the pizza droppings. Oh my gosh. This is kind of good. That's a good idea. It kind of falls through the floorboards and then these rats just go fucking wild. Right. Form a Rat King. Dude, the VFX on that, the suit. Imagine the suit. Oh my God. Holy fuck. What did you say? I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

A slice of pizza falls through the floorboards. The pizza droppings, dude. The crumbs. I told you not to get thin crust. It slid right through.

Oh, it's fucking St. Louis style. It flew right through the floorboards. Pizza, pizza. Well, but I thought the whole thing with Rat Kings is that it was like proved as like a myth because what it is is like a – Oh, you think – The truth is out there, okay? Wait.

If the general population knew the truth... Wait, you think it was proved as a myth that a bunch of rats form one giant rat? Yes, because you're a fucking idiot. No, Adam, that's not what it is. What'd you say, dude? You fucking moron. What'd you say? That's not what it is. That's not what a rat king is. What a rat king is and what they claim it is is when a bunch of rats live together...

Well, we know it's not a humanoid. No, dude. Their tails get tied together and it forms like one collective rat because their tails are all together. Are you kidding me? Tied together in a ball. I'm serious. Look up a rat king. It's when all the tails tie together. No, I know they're a ball, but their tails are tied? It's just their tails are tied together. I thought they're just, dude. I thought it's just they're all fucking lounging on top of each other being gross ass rats. Just fucking eating fleas off each other and shit. I believe it's a mound of rat. I don't believe the tails have to be stuck together.

That's the number one thing that makes a rat king is that the tails are tied together. How would the tails get tied together? Because they whip around. They're on top of each other. One knots with one. That's why. It's disproven. It's not real, mate. We could rub our heads together for eons and never get connected. I know.

Yeah, for sure, Blake. If we're rubbing our hair together, our hair's not going to just tie themselves together. I take it back. Eventually it would. It might actually. How long would that take for us to just do that? If we were really close and we had long hair. Hey, save it for the live podcast. We'll figure it out. Right.

If you had hair as long as a rat's tail, that's where you need to start with this experiment first. If you had a rat tail, if we all grew rat tails, which would be fucking cool. Let's all grow rat tails. Yeah, if we all had rat tails in our hair. Kyle, do you have yours anymore, Kyle? My rat tail? I could. I know I just got long hair, but man, I want to cut it too hot. You did have one for a while.

Yeah, I had one for the show, and then I kept it. Have you thought about just going back to way old school Kyle and just getting a fucking sick buzz cut? Yeah. Oh, yeah. I would love to see. The truth in his eyes, I think about it all the time. Yeah?

I do. I do. I would love to see that. I would love to see. What else do you think about Kyle? Just go like seven-year-old Kyle. Just get like the nice like fucking boy cut. A little hot boy. You would look so hot. Dude, chill. Nice boy cut. Seven-year-old. I had a bowl cut. I had a bowl cut. At seven? No, you didn't. Don't lie to us. Don't lie to the community. At seven? Yeah, I had a bowl cut. What do you mean? I did. At seven years old, you had a bowl cut.

With a rat tail. What is so unbelievable about that? Yeah, why are you hanging up on this? I thought that was much later. Or maybe it came to the Midwest much later. I didn't even know about bull cuts. Kyle was first. Yeah, he's from California. You know Kyle's a trailblazer? Yeah, that's true. You know he fucking formed pickleball leagues? Yes. Like the dude had a bull cut. Yeah. That is true. I'm 2000 early, you know? Yeah, I guess you're 2000 early. I did. I had a bull. I think it is a West Coast thing. Okay. Yeah, it must have been a West Coast thing because in the Midwest, that is...

He hit us in like seventh grade. So we're like 14, 13. A bowl cut in seventh grade? That was more like a butt cut and not like the bowl. Sixth, seventh grade. 2000 and late. Okay. What's the butt cut? I guess I was 2000 and late on bowl cuts because that's when I was rocking my dope shit. Well, why don't you cry about it? Yeah.

I feel like I was jumping in. Maybe I was eight, you know, but third grade, I think I had the bowl. I definitely had the tail when I, because I went to Korea when I was eight. Rat tail was like when I was seven. Yeah, seven and eight. Oh yeah, that's when I'm seven and eight. I was rocking some sidesteps and a rat tail for sure. I feel like rat tails was right when people like dudes were starting to get earrings as well. Yes. That was kind of like.

They coexisted. I was wearing a necklace. I was wearing a necklace, like a metal necklace when I had the rat tail. It was all about rat tails and male jewelry. Dude, all you West Coasters are wild. Fucking male jewelry at eight? Yes, dude. Y'all crazy, dude. And I wanted it so bad. I could not wait. It was like for the eighth birthday. I got the chain. You got like a gold necklace? Silver. Silver. Shout out David Leisure who had his ears pierced in kindergarten. Ooh.

Oh hell yeah. Wait, this man's last name was Leisure? You have to. What is he? Mr. Leisure. What is it? I mean, yeah, if he's not... A rapper. If he doesn't have his ears pierced. What happened to David? How's he doing? I don't know.

I don't know. I should reach out. I bet I could find him on Facebook. Yeah, let's have him be the third guest on the podcast. Honestly, I guarantee you there'd be some stories. But he was tight. He had his ears pierced so early that there were no rules. But then by the time you got to middle school, if you had your ears pierced,

I feel like I've talked about this. Everybody would put a broom bristle through their ear. Yeah, you did. I think you did. To like make sure it didn't close up. Broom bristle? Well, you just put an earring in. No, because you couldn't wear an earring if you were a boy in school. Oh, really? So they would cut the end off of a broom bristle and then just put that in there.

Oh, interesting. Just so it wouldn't close. That's wild that you couldn't have an earring if you were... We couldn't wear hats. We couldn't do a lot of shit at our high school. Wait, could girls wear hats? Yes. And boy, it was... What? There was a whole... I can't get into it. Because it was all pissed out. Wait, girls could wear hats? You can. It was all about gang affiliation. So it was just for boys because they assumed just boys were in gangs.

Oh my gosh, dude. So really, you're saying it's us men that have been...

marginalized our entire lives. Is that what you're saying? That's exactly what you've been saying. That's exactly what you've been saying. You know what? Guys, to be very clear about this, I don't think I even need to say it. Yeah, you don't. You don't need to, dude. I think it's pretty clear. We couldn't wear Raiders jackets or Raiders clothes. Oh, that is fucking cool for a couple years.

No Raiders jacket? Was that a specific gang or was it just because the Raiders were so fucking cool? Or fucking tough as shit? I think it had something to do with the NWA and there was a bunch of gang shit in LA if you were rocking. It was just affiliated. Yeah, I just don't understand why that would make its way to... Actually, our principal was a huge Buffalo Bills fan. I know. If you...

Imagine if you owned a sports team and just a gang, just like a very violent gang, just like, we only wear your shit. And then everybody's like, well, they can't. No one can wear this. No one can wear this jacket. That probably helps you with merch, right? Because kids are going, well, I'm fucking rocking that shit. Oh, for sure. Come on. Nobody's wearing Cincinnati Reds gear because they like the team. Sorry, Cincinnati. My bad. Take back coming. Oh, shit. Yeah.

I know who's buying their flowers. Pete Rose. Also, if you had a Raiders jacket, like, I think you had to just prepare yourself to, like, fight for it. You know what I mean? Like, it was a sought-after item. So if you were going to get a Raiders jacket, like, be ready to defend yourself. They were specifically like a Raiders parka. I have it in my head. I remember. I mean, the starter jackets. Yeah. Starter jackets were so fucking. Every team's was sick. Yeah, I don't know if it was specifically a parka. I remember.

No, it went down to your knees. It had a snakeskin belt. No, they were like... Maybe it was a starter jacket. I just remember them having...

Oh, whatever. The Raiders full zip. The all black Raiders full zip with the like shield here or whatever. And then like Raiders across the back. And then the pullover that was like white, black and gray. This must have been LA Raiders. Yes. LA Raiders. Not Oakland. Yeah. Not Oakland. I loved that. I love that little insight into your mind. Whatever. Whatever.

Yeah, that was probably the toughest. Plus, the Raiders are silver and black. They're like the coolest colors. It's hard to compete. Although, like, the Hurricanes starter jacket or the Dolphins starter jacket was like...

Pretty strong. I kind of feel like, I don't know, now the louder the better as far as color schemes go, but back then we were kind of like, yeah, I guess following... Is that the fashion forecast for today? Blake, every episode you have to give us a fashion forecast. Yeah, is this your segment? Hey, and with chances of fluorescence.

And with that, do we have any take-backs, giveaways, apologies, epic slams? I love it, baby. We're there. Blake, I think I know what you're going to take back and who you're giving flowers to. Well, I will apologize to Cincinnati Red fans. I took a low blow shot there. Your squad is better than my Oakland, so I'll give you that. But I would love a take-back from you guys about Rat Kings because everything I said was factual.

Well, did you look it up? Can you look it up and corroborate? I don't have to. I don't have to. I will give you credit for saying the word rat king and then words afterwards, but that's about it, Chuck. Yeah.

Yeah. No, let's all give Blake flowers for talking this podcast. Just for saying the word. Yeah. Cause it reminded me of my favorite Ninja turtle character. I said rat King first. Wait, hang on. Hey Blake, give me those flowers back real quick. Yeah. Yeah. But,

And he was a terrific Ninja Turtles character. Right, that's what I wanted to... I think I had him, actually, the action figure. He was my favorite. He was my favorite, dude. He is a great character. Kyle, the fact that Rat King was Kyle's, like...

like the way you just said he was my favorite. I'm like, did you see yourself in him? I fucking loved him, dude. I loved everything about that toy. I loved everything about that toy. And Blake was Mondo Gecko. Adam was Raphael. Cool but rude. And...

I was not Donatello. I just want to say that. Yeah, that's right. Are you sure? Absolutely. I just want to say that. Are you sure? Well, you're a tech boy. Donatello was a tech boy. Yeah. I would like to give our flowers for all four of us today. This was a very fun podcast. A lot of fun callbacks this episode, guys. We came on fire today, baby. We're coming on fire. We are definitely coming on fire.

Dude, we're coming fire. Come fire. Come fire. Any take backs, apologies, anything else? I don't know. Anders, maybe some mean things you wanted to say. Yeah, any insults you want to throw? Yeah, any last second insults. Any last second mean things you'd like to say about us? Let me see. I apologize for saying spent print. No, no. We're not taking that. They apologized for it.

There was a doll ganger. There was a lookalike. I got a lookalike. I got a lookalike. Somebody sent us a picture of a football player, a dead ringer. Thank you. Uh,

A football player who looked just like Kyle with his helmet on. So like kind of obscured, but it was, it was creepy. There's a lot, there's a lot of, a lot of them people that look like Kyle out there, huh? You know, a lot of dead ringers out there. And I'll give one, I'll give a shout out to Blake for living out his dreams and going to the, the, the dubs parade. Yeah.

Yes. And corresponding, how was that experience for you in 30 seconds or less? Unreal. On the next podcast, we might go a little deeper. We might have to dive deeper. Because I forgot. I was going to bring it up because I definitely saw your boy, Clay. Clay Thompson. Trip and then just a six foot eight man bulldoze this woman to the concrete. Oh, dude, I saw this video. Just laid her out.

Ow. So funny. And then also, like, was too drunk to really care or help her up. Like, he was just like, she fell and she started to get up and he was like, all right, cool, and just turned around and started partying. That was a viral ass parade, man. There were several viral moments. Dude, so viral.

Honey, did we go viral? Did we go viral? Did she know she just got laid out by Clay? Because if you get knocked over by somebody, you're pissed. But if you look up and it's the person who the parade is celebrating, you're like, yeah!

Whenever I do a stand-up show, I make sure to bulldoze people in the streets right after the show. Open hand slap. In the cut, wasn't it like the next cut he's just doing MJ dances and then the next cut he drops the championship ring? Yeah, he like loses. And then he like later loses his hat. Yeah, he was having a good night. Everybody was on it. Let's give flowers to Klay Thompson. Oh, all day. That's the flower. And that's another episode of...

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