Introducing: This is Important
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Science. It's kind of like with a gun, you know, with butthole hair, it's you'd rather be caught with than without. Because when you do need butthole hair, it's super important. Sports. You guys played Magic the Gathering for four days straight? You found yourself knee deep in a booster draft, brother. Oh, wow. You buy a box, you make a deck, you go at it for about four days with your tightest bros, and you come out stronger for it. Health.

If they just had a gym that was all just breakable shit that you could just go in there and aggressively smash it, I feel like that'd be it. They do. It's called a dump run. Just like go pick up people's trash and take it to the dump for them, and you can just do whatever the hell you want over there. Wow. Entertainment. Kurt Russell. He's this golden, right? I mean, if you're not against his lack of commitment, put a ring on it already. Did he marry Goldie Hawn? Did they not? Come on, man.

Hard-hitting opinion pieces. Is the soundtrack to Dazed and Confused better than the movie? Oh, wow. That's interesting. That's a great question. So, as you can see, this is important. And it's important that you guys hit subscribe. That way, right when we drop it, you get it. October 13th on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.