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It's me and Owen. Hi, guys. Owen is my best fucking friend. Do you mean that? In the whole world. I mean, you and Jared, because I think Jared would stab me with a really, really rusty, rusty, rusty, rusty knife. A rusty sewing needle. Like a sewing... So true, because he's my stylist. Owen is my best friend, comedian, actor, writer, genius, and now...

Okay, podcast host? Okay, podcaster. What? Can you tell us about that? I'm you. No, I know, but it's amazing because it's like, I don't know, just like to have a podcaster friend. Like, this is amazing. Totally. And now we can just combine podcasts. No, it's going to be amazing. We're just going to constantly collab. Of course. Can I hear a little bit about your podcast? My podcast takes place at, I'm going to record at like 3 a.m. I don't sleep famously. We know that. I know that about Owen. I sleep from like,

3.30 a.m. until 5 a.m. every night. I sleep like an hour and a half to two hours a night, which is so dangerous. And anybody who can help me should. Yeah, if you're a Dodger listening, just like let him know. No, yeah, let me know. All good. Actually, don't now because now the show, the theme of it is that Owen doesn't sleep. Totally. So in a year. So like, yeah, start looking into what would be good for him, but don't give it to him. Yeah, don't give it to me now. And it takes place when I'm delusional at that time. And

I think all of us at that time, if we're fortunate enough to be up, we're a little loopy and we're dreaming. And we're also thinking of ways to improve our life. And also we're spiraling. And there's like so many mixed emotions. It's a mess. And I think for me in this podcast, I have always dreamt of being an actor and being a writer and

manifesting my dreams. And I think the time that I do it most is at 3 a.m. Is it this horrible time when I'm spiraling and nervous and anxious? And I'm like, how am I going to do this? Of course. So that is kind of what I'm talking about. Well, now you're doing that late at night with a friend. And that friend is your audience, babe.

Or you. Or me because I'm coming on the show. We're doing an old-fashioned, we're doing like an old-fashioned collab. We are. Where I go on your show, you go on my show. It's like a YouTube collab. It's amazing. It's amazing. So go listen to that. It's like Hannah Montana ex-Sweet Life of Zack and Cody. That's amazing.

It's the Suite Life of Hannah Montana. It's exactly like that. Sorry, guys. It's so similar to that that if you were to put them next to each other, they'd be like, whoa, I can't tell the difference. 100%. Well, with us, it's like Raven. I'm Raven. Yes. Wait, who am I? The only black person on Disney. Wait, who am I? Who am I? You are Cole Sprouse. I knew it. No, you're not. This is hard. Wait, I guess I'm Miley Cyrus. Yeah, totally. Okay. 100%. Obviously. You're Hannah Montana. Okay, amazing. But you're Miley in Hannah Montana.

You're Miley Stewart. That's true. I've not really tapped into my Hannah yet. Totally. This is that so Miley Stewart. So true. Sorry with us. Wait. Sorry with us. Anyway, do you want to play a game or not? I need to play a game. I'm just really impressed by this water. It's delicious. I'm loving this water. It's like, you know me, I can't drink water. Yeah. I can't drink normal water. Well, but this water, for some reason, you're loving. Let me tell you something. It goes down the gullet.

Easy, easy, easy. Like freaking like snail. It's like escargot. I don't like that, but I just mean like it would, you know, like envision an escargot going down the throat. Gliding. Gliding. Gliding. So this is what it's like.

It's gliding. I wish you could taste this. Wait. Okay. Here, taste this. It's delish. For those of you who are just listening, Owen is talking about literally just a glass of water that he's drinking. Oh, I forgot this is a podcast. Hey, guys. Hi, you guys. Wow, it does kind of glide, glide, glide. It glides. I think it's the straw.

Hey, guys. So it's Chamberlain Coffee Straw. It's a Chamberlain Coffee Tumblr. We go into an ad. And it just makes that water glide, glide, glide. It glides. Go pick it up on frickin' line. Tell me about the game. So here's what we're going to do. What? Listen, it's like we're having a sleepover right now. We're in our pajamas. I love that. You know what I mean? I love that. We're comfy. We're feeling really cute. My favorite thing. Honestly, it was just an excuse for us both to not get dressed up. 100%. Like, I called you with this whole idea. Like, no, we're going to pretend we're having a...

a pajama party and like that's why that's the theme of the episode and that's why we're gonna wear pajamas honestly I think I just wanted to wear pajamas yeah it wasn't for anything but you it was only about it was actually me it was actually about us we just want to wear pajamas so we're gonna play sleepover games that are fun um and there's two games well can we just talk about this really fast before we do this I haven't seen wait I haven't no we've had a sleepover

We've had sleepovers. Haven't we? Oh my God, yeah, but only on like trips. Like never at like my house. We should do that more. And you should sleep in like in my bed. Wait, didn't we sleep in the same bed at Coachella? We did have a sleepover at Coachella. Okay, we've had sleepovers. I lied. Continue. And you slept in my apartment.

Oh, I was super fucked up. Yes. Very drunk. You had to sleep over because this was not good. No, I was very, very drunk. Well, we stayed out very late. And I was very drunk. I have to tell the podcast this, but you can cut this. Emma had a little bit, basically like one month phase of being like, I'm summer. It's summer. I'm young. Let's go out. So she was like, Owen, I'm taking you with me. We're going out. We're having fun. And there were like four nights in a row where we stayed out until 5 a.m. And-

We literally, the fourth night, we looked at each other and we said, well, just never again, ever. Literally, no, no, not even dinner. We just can't. We have to stay home. Everything has to happen in our home now. We can't even venture out. No, we really scarred ourselves. But it was like, for me, hot girl summer.

Yeah, that week was great. That week of hot girl summer was so hot. I had like crushes on six boys. Never hooked up with any of them. It was amazing. It was the best time of my life. And they were fleeting. It was fast. It was one minute. It was like, whoa, love him. And then actually kind of

Done with it. Wait, next one. New one. New one. It was like one of those restaurants, like the sushi restaurants where they bring sushi around and like on the boat and it comes around. What is that thing called? I don't know. How would I know what that's called? Like it's almost like a lazy Susan. Yeah, okay. But it's not. It's called a rotisserie. Well, what it's called is a rotisserie chicken. So we've now figured it out. We've now figured that out. No, but I don't know why I was bringing that up. No, it was sort of like

It was kind of like a lazy Susan of boys for that week. Yeah, it was a lazy Susan. But it was only for crushes. Like, I didn't really hook up with anyone. 100%. But why was I saying that? Oh, because that was that week. Okay, it was like a month. That month. It was like a month. I had to sleep over sometimes. So Emma and I had this month and then...

Obviously, I've seen you since then, obviously. Obviously. But I haven't seen you in a month. I know. Like, it's been a while since I've seen you. Which is why we have to... So now we need to have this sleepover, ultimately. That's what I'm saying. Like...

I literally know you. I don't know you anymore. No, we don't. It's really weird when you don't see your BFF. It's so weird for a really long time. And then you're like, I feel kind of nervous around you. Would you call me your best friend? Always. I call it. I call you my best friend. Everyone. You were like, of course I call everyone my best friend. I'm like, well, that actually goes against my point. Literally. I like, I always call you and Jared, my best friends. And then I'm like,

This is so crazy. Like, what if like... I call you my best friend. I was like, what if they don't say that about me? I call you my best friend. Okay, good. I call... But I actually call everyone my best friend. No, I'm joking. That's so true. I don't, but I call you my best friend. But you know what? Like, I know that...

We have a soul bond. Totally. Soul. That's super deep. No, we actually don't. That is just different. So like, I know that. We do. You're my brother. Well, we're related. You're my sister. We're related. We're not only children because we have each other. That's actually very true. Prior to each other, we were only children. Now we're sibling coded. But now we're siblings. Do you feel like a sibling with me? Yeah. Because I feel like you like tell me. Well, I'll tell you how it is. You tell me how it is. But so does Jared now too. Jared does too. He didn't used to?

Oh, I tell you how it is. I always have. You know that. Since day one. Both of you will tell me how it is even if it like kind of hurts my feelings. But not even like in like a mean way but hurts my feelings because it's like, oh, I didn't want to hear that. Well,

But like, but then I'm always glad. I also think you secretly come to me with something because you're like, he's going to tell me how it is and I know I need to hear it. Yes. Because you wouldn't come to me. So you're like, hey, Owen, just want to float this by you. Is this a bad idea? And I'm like, hey, Emma, yeah, worst idea yet. I'm like, absolutely horrible. Meanwhile, everyone else has been like, Emma, you are a fucking genius. You're a visionary. You're a genius. You're so smart, smart, smart. You're like, jump off the building, Emma, do it. Yeah.

You're going to look so pretty when you jump. Just jump, babe. It's for a pic. It's for a pic. It's for grid. It's going to be fucking huge. Your engagement's going to be up. Go. And then I go to Owen and Owen's like, Emma, we're not doing that. A hundred percent. And, you know, do I always listen? No. Depends. Depends. No. I mean, with like a building thing, you would listen. Like, yes. For big things, you listen. For small things, you have to deal with it yourself.

And then sometimes I'm right and sometimes you're right. Sometimes, I don't know. I have given you advice before that you haven't taken and then you've been right. Yes, I think, but I do think you often, you're often...

You know, you're locked in. But also like no one's always right. You're like, I know, babe. Yeah. Let me just think of a rebuttal. No one's always right. No. Yeah. Exactly. And also. Sorry. Yeah. No, I've been burping too. This water is getting to me. I know. It's super burping. I'm loving it. Well, I haven't had water in like 25 years.

Like literally. You always, no, Owen and I always have to put something in our water, like a little lime, a little electrolytes. Like we are such little divas with our water. It's so cringe of us. Oh, it's like, I actually have never thought of it as cringe. No, it is cringe. I saw one little story and then we have to play again. Okay. But Emma and I went to Coachella. Yeah. And we were going through security.

And Emma got stopped at security because she had a bag of like all of these random vitamins and like...

All these like electrolytes and like shit in her bag. And the guy was like, what is this powder? Well, they're like, that's ketamine. And I was like, no, totally. But it's a prescription. So it's totally fine. She's like, no, no, no. This helps me shit. And this one actually goes in my water. And this one's actually just, it's like the lime packets. And he's like, okay, it's like spilling all over your bag white powder. Like, it's like...

It was hilarious. It was so crazy. They did come and skate some, but they did, but they didn't come and skate all. And that's what's important. That is what's important. And I was fine with it. I was like, you guys, I'm not trying to stir the pot here, but like, I don't want to get lightheaded. You know what I mean? During the Sabrina Carpenter set.

I need to bring in my electrolytes. Well, we got lightheaded. You got lightheaded because you cried. Also, oh, I actually did cry. That was so, I don't think anyone knows this about me. We're revealing secrets. One of the only times I've ever cried during a musical performance live is Sabrina Carpenter performing Emails I Can't Send at Coachella. Who wouldn't cry? I fucking cried. I know. And it was so weird. Like I, and I have to say something. Whoever, I am, and like,

Watching you... How do I explain this? I already know what you mean. No, no, no. I don't think you do because I sit here as... Emma's obviously famous. And so I sit here as a non-famous person looking at Emma watching people videotape her. So I'm now sitting here watching Emma sob during emails I can't send while people are zooming into her face. And I'm like, how will this go on the internet? How will this... And by the way, no one posted it. No one. I was refreshing. Yeah.

I was home. You're like, you're like, hey, anything post on Twitter? I'm like, I've been refreshing already for about two hours. Literally, I've been checking love. Nobody posted anything. They really wanted you to have your special moment. And that is something that I cannot repay. All of you who saw me cry during that. Thank you for letting me have my piece. You needed it. That was.

so sweet. You needed it. I love you. It was actually really special. Oh, it was so good. I'm like tearing up thinking about it. But whatever. Whatever. Okay, let's play this game. So basically...

We're playing sleepover games. Okay. Because we're kind of having like a faux sleepover. Amazing. Right now, it's obviously, what time is it? 2 p.m.? Totally. 2 p.m. on a little Tuesday. Totally. But we're pretending that it's a sleepover because Owen and I are so busy that we never get the time to have sleepovers anymore. So now we're going to have a sleepover and we're going to play fucking cute little games. I'm obsessed. We're going to play Would You Rather and we're going to play Never Have I Ever. Like we're little...

teenage girlies and we're out of sleepover. I'm obsessed with that. Okay. You know, I've never really played...

Would you rather? No, I've played Would You Rather, but like I haven't played like a fun version of it. Oh, well, this is going to be like inappropriate adult version. No, no, no. See, we're about to take it. We're upping the ante here. I'm obsessed. Okay, we're taking this to another level. I'm obsessed. It's going to be really inappropriate. Great. Okay, let's get fucking into it. Okay, go. Okay, you ready? Would you rather marry your ex, your last ex? I'm obsessed with him. Or marry...

Or marry the last person you had sex with before your current relationship, our beloved Jared. What? Okay. Who did I? No, I get it. You know what I mean? Like your last one night stand. No, totally. It makes total sense. I'm just more like, was my last sex my ex? Okay, well then it's whoever was like before that. Like, okay, no. Oh, I can't. The most casual. I have an understanding. You know what I mean? Have it be like, or would you rather have sex with, or rather marry the last person you had casual sex with

So it's like your last ex or your last casual hookup. Who would you rather marry? I think the casual hookup before Jared was this gorgeous Spanish man named Gonzalo. You just completely say his name. We're going to have to bleep that.

Actually, maybe not. He lives in actually Long Beach. Next to the... Have you seen the... It's the big corporate building right by the ocean. Have you seen it? It's very big, very famous building. It's huge. It has that big clock. And he lives on the third floor, actually. And it's so funny. It is ocean view. Unit 311, which is so funny because like 11's my lucky number. Yeah, it was crazy to go in there. And the door's always open. So just... You can just go in if you want. No, I...

I, and he was gorgeous, but we, we couldn't, I don't, I learned, I took French. So we couldn't quite communicate. Totally. Oh, so it was just like, that was too challenging. So, yes. So I think I would marry my ex is what I'm saying. Yeah. And, and do you think you'd be happy or no? I should not have asked that. Let's have Jared not listen. Okay. To this part. Jared, turn it off. Jared, baby. Um,

So happy. No, I wouldn't. I wouldn't. I wouldn't. No, I, I, I, here's the deal. I, he's a wonderful person and he's a dear friend of mine now, but like, I don't want to spend my life with him. Yeah. That's not the vibe. No. Okay. That's beautiful. How about you? Okay. So the last, I know. Oh, you know who it is. I know. Okay. Wait, who is it? Yeah, I know. Yeah. Yeah. I know. Okay. So wait. Yeah, I know. Yeah. Is that the last word? That's it. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So I'm actually. Wait, can you just look at me? Yes. Yeah. Yes. Totally. So, you know, it's weird because I do think the last person I had sex with is actually a really delightful person. Great. Wonderful. Like a very sweet, super sweet, kind, kind person. Yeah. Who I actually think would be a good husband, which is weird because it was like such a one night stand. We never really spoke again.

Ever. But... You didn't? No. That was something I needed to do. I was like, I need to have this experience of a one night stand. But if you saw him, it would be sweet. Oh my God. Like, it would be a delight. Right? Like, he is so delightful. Um...

And I can see him being like a good dad. Like I'm not to like overthink it, but like I can see him being great. I would love him. You know what I mean? But then also like I haven't experienced enough of him. Like what if he has a fucking weird side? How would I know? Whereas my ex. What if he only eats raisins? Ew. I just can't. I just can't with that. What if he loves an oatmeal raisin cookie but has to pick out the raisins?

And then he's just like a crumbly mess everywhere. Every time he eats a meal, he's in cookies. What if he skins a hot dog? Ew. My friend does that. So with all this being said, I think it's smarter to marry the ex. Totally. But I'm actually not 100% there. And I think it might actually be, you know, I think I'd really get, I think I'd really get like a princess treatment from the last guy. You would. But princess treatment...

It does end. It depends. Yeah, if you have a kid, it might not. Because then he'll be like, oh, shit, I have two princesses. No, but, like, you know, like, there's different, like, different guys have different styles of dating. Like, some guys are like, peace, bitch. In, like, a cute way where you're like, that's actually kind of, like, some guys, I feel like, want you to be super independent and, like, do your own thing.

And then some guys I feel like are like, no, I'm going to spoil you. Well, a man should always spoil you. I'm sorry. I'm of that mindset. I always was like, no, don't spoil me. And now I kind of am like, I think I've experienced like being treated a bit more spoil-y, which is not necessarily like, and I was like, oh, that's kind of a vibe. So maybe I'd get that there. I think it doesn't have to be like spoiled monetarily. I think like, like. I more mean spoiled emotionally. Totally. Okay. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, or like,

yeah, I'll get you a glass of water without like, just because I'm being nice or something like that's a different mindset. I hope whoever you are with your ex or the man who you randomly slept with gets you a glass of water when you want that, especially in this cup. I agree. Especially in that cup where it just glides, glides, glides down. No, but I'm serious. I really hope that you have that with your, with these two men. I hope that they both do that too, but I could see that more happening with the last guy. I,

slept with so i think that i i don't know i i think i might um i might date or no i might marry one and then cheat on that one with the other that's a great plan genius right okay moving on perfect okay would you rather never be able to stalk your ex on social media ever again or have them be your next door neighbor oh my god oh my god what

Okay, I have to stalk my ex. By the way, I've been in a nine, it will be 10 years relationship with Jared. I still stalk my ex. Duh. You have to. It's a rite of passage. At least once a month. It's who you are as a person. It's who I am. It's ingrained in me. I have to. And it's not even like I'm looking because I'm toxic or I'm looking because me telling myself. It's not because you're toxic. It's not because I'm looking because I'm actually like looking for anything. It's more just like,

What's he up to at this point? I agree. And I do that with friends, like people I drifted away from in high school. Totally. I stalk every ex I've had at least once in every once in a while. Every day. Once a day. Every once a day. Yeah. Once in a while. That's so hard. But also like having them be your next door neighbor. That's that's a lot. Kind of fun, though. No, I couldn't. I would rather not be able to stalk them. I'm sorry. I couldn't see them pull up every single day. That's insane. Picture this. OK, picture you going home.

From a long day of work, you pulling in your driveway and next door your ex has a girl leaving the house and he's kissing her goodbye. Would you rather see that? No. Or not be able to see that ever again? Honestly, I would choose to never be able to stalk my ex again. Totally. Just because what a relief it would be.

Like, that just sets you free. Like, it really just... The social media of it all, getting to look, it's too fucking fun. It's too fucking fun and it's too fucking available. It's like...

It would be a trait to just not even have it there. Totally. And it's too much of a distraction also. It like actually distracts us from things we actually need to do. Yeah, like I have an email to send. Totally. Not really. Totally. Emails I can't send. Emails I can't send. But the only thing that I think could be kind of fun is to be friends with your ex to a point where you're like, it's totally cool. Like bring that girly pop over. Totally. You know what I mean? Totally. Like it's all good. Like let's go on a double date. Let's merge and have parties together.

God, would you do that? No. But I like the idea of it. It sounds cute and fun. I think that's what everyone should do. That's like what people should strive for. It's amazing. That's an amazing relationship to be that comfortable and secure with yourself and also with your ex. How great. Yeah, but then imagine...

you're single again, right? Like you're not in a relationship and then you see your ex and they're still with their current person going strong and it's like, oh shit, I'd fucking lose my mind. Okay, so with that being said, never be able to stalk again. Next! Okay. This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. October is the time for Halloween masks and costumes, but I want to talk about a different kind of mask.

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Would you rather fart or burp every time you orgasm? Every time we orgasm? Yeah. So you come and then you're like, oh my God. Obviously burp. A fart is so... I do have to do something else. Oh, but maybe that... But it might be covered up then.

I don't know. It's actually more embarrassing. Because for my situation, I don't know if you know this, but I'm a man who has... Oh, no, I get it. Anal. No, no, I know that. So let's bleep the word anal. Okay, totally. Because it's just inappropriate. It's so inappropriate. We've been talking about such appropriate things thus far. And so now it's just like to bring anal into it. Totally. It's just crazy. No, so I guess a fart is actually more normal in that situation. Yeah. Yeah.

But I guess every time would be a bit excessive. But it would be like, it would be like kind of like this. Oh. But maybe it wouldn't make a sound. What? Like imagine. Like just like an air bubble. Like air. Oh, but I guess. Yeah, yeah. Like maybe it actually might be better. I would do. I just like, I just don't want like. The stink. The smell. It's just weird. I would burp too. I would burp. I would burp.

I would have to scream. But imagine like burping in someone's ear. Like you're right there or something like and you're burping in their ear. I don't know. Well, you could scream over a fart. Be like, whoa. I'm like. I was trying to. Wait, you're burping. What are you doing? You're trying to scream over the burp. I was trying to see if screaming over the burp would work by making myself burp. Oh, my God. Wow. Wait.

Oh my God. Can I be honest? You orgasmed when you just did that. So I heard it, love. I think that that's normal for you. This is a question that's just based in reality. You're like, would you rather fart or burp during an orgasm? I don't do either. It's like you clearly do. Oh, I know. You have something weird going on with your intestines. I have a lot of burps. I have a lot of burps. I definitely have fucked up intestines. So with that being said,

Out of both, I would choose burp because I feel like I could like, I can control the burp more. I feel like a fart is harder to control. Totally. And it might be long. Are you choosing a long, long fart? No, I'm choosing a burp. I'm going to choose the fastest burp and I'm going to make it inside myself. I'm going to be like. You're going to do like an internal one. I always burp inside myself.

Don't you? No, I let it out. Because sometimes it just gets all clogged up if I suck it back in that way. Watch. I do that when I can. Okay? I just burped inside myself. And no one would know. I mean, I look weird. I'm like straight in my neck. But you would never know. And it might just look like I'm orgasming. Oh, Drew. Okay, fine. Burp. Dap me up. Burp it is. Dap me up. That shit's fire. Okay.

Okay, next. Would you rather join the Mile High Club or have a threesome? Now, before we answer this, there's a whole lot of talk about the Mile High Club as though anyone's ever fucking done it. Well, I think a lot of people have done it. Really? No, I've never done it. I just wanted you to think I had. Okay. For that one moment. Like, I've never done it. Would you? Rather? Like, I'm so anxious that I'd be like,

I wouldn't even enjoy it. To be honest, I don't know how you're doing. I don't know how people do that. Wait, does the Mile High Club, like, include the fingering? Oh, yeah. I think it's just, like, having sexual... Because, like, if you're in your seat next to, like, someone... It's just having an experience that's sexual. Then it's like, I'll blow someone on a plane. Okay, I do think actually having penetrative sex on the plane... Is insane. Is insane. It's fully insane. The small space, the confined space, like...

I don't even... Like, I even struggle with the shower. Like, I really just love intercourse in a bed. Like, I have no interest in getting all crazy. And, like, I don't get this, like, adrenaline, you know, adrenaline... Rush. ...boner from, you know, from, like, being in, like, a space I'm not supposed to be having sex in. I just don't. I lost my virginity in a car, famously. Yes, famously. And...

That's it. Bye, guys. What was I going to say? Well, like, was it fun? And it basically, like, it was the one of the only, I think the only time I've had sex in a car. And there's a reason that it was my virginity. Like, I was young. It was, like, new. I was in a minivan. Yeah.

It was like, do you know what I'm saying? Yeah. And I will never do it again. But it's fun. I know it's like some people love it. So would you do it or not? So would you rather? It's would you rather join the Mile High Club or have a threesome? Now, here's where I I don't think I need to have a threesome. Like, I really don't want to have a threesome. And OK, maybe maybe it could be fun with two guys. Oh, my God. Emma Chamberlain. I'm sorry.

You want to be gang banged. All good, love. You can do that. It's fine. It kind of sounds fun. Oh my God. No, but that's like the, I actually think I'd rather do that. Yeah. Threesome.

two guys of my choosing. I want to choose them. Okay. I think you could choose them. Let me choose them. You can choose them. And then... No one's forcing you to... I don't want like a Russian roulette threesome. Like if it's like Russian roulette threesome... When has that happened? Like, I don't know. We're playing Would You Rather. Like the fucking... The rules are all over the... Okay, but I don't think what's going to happen to you is you're going to be at a bar and it's going to be... You're going to be like, I can't choose...

Fuck it. You guys choose. I don't think that's going to happen to you. I think if you wanted to have a threesome with two guys, you could pick them. Okay, so would you rather... Would a guy who would a straight man want to have sex with another man? Maybe if they like me enough.

Oh my God, that's beautiful. Would they touch? The boys? Yeah. That's totally up to them. I don't give a fuck as long as I'm having a good time. This is challengers. It's challengers coded. That's amazing. Me and my little juicy zip up. Like just having a little threesome. Hot. Hot. Hot. Literally hot. I think I'm choosing threesome just because I really get such bad anxiety having threesomes.

sex in like confined spaces spaces I'm not supposed to like that anxiety would make the experience less enjoyable whereas a threesome I am not really that stoked on having a threesome I'm not excited about it however you know it's a life experience totally it's a life experience and I'd at least be able to chillax and be like

Get to work, boys. Totally. Let me just relax here. Totally. Let me put my legs up for once. Put them up for once. Do you have grapes to feed me? One of them is feeding me freaking grapes. That's still a threesome, right? Slapping grapes. Now, what would you choose? I've had a threesome. Right. Would you rather have another one? No. Oh, my God. Are you kidding? Oh, my God. I'm going to dry heave and pass out. You didn't love. You didn't love. It's just, I just, I'm like, TikTok, when's it ending? I'm like, uh-uh.

Like, I have a lot of shit to do. But would you be anxious having sex on the plane? Oh, my God. I can barely fly. But it might distract you from being afraid of flying because I'm also afraid of flying recently. To be honest, if I had a crush on a plane, let's say you see a really hot guy walk into a plane and he's like sitting across from you. I wouldn't be anxious because I would be like, I'm licking. I have something to look at. So true. Do you know what I mean? So I think that the mile high thing would make me less anxious. Yes.

And the pheromones would be releasing. Releasing. So then I'd be super calm. Maybe you'd heal your flight anxiety through having a good experience through sexy time on the plane. Totally. I would cure my anxiety through good dick. I mean, come on. Come on. Isn't that what I've thought about? No, I would choose that. Okay. Would you rather be single forever or marry the first person you ever kissed? So go time travel back to your first kiss.

So here is the deal. I was just, I just did Call Her Daddy and we talked about my first kiss, which was, and I named the name. And I didn't bleep it or cut it. So the name is out there. So now what I'm trying to figure out is if I stay single forever, am I basically saying that I don't want to be with the person that I named? Oh no. I love him so deeply. PR answer.

How do I answer this? No. No, but it's also like if somebody said that they'd rather... Like if my... I'm thinking about who I had my first kiss with and they're like, I'd rather be single forever. I'd be like, that's fine because... Totally. I like... It was a first kiss and only kiss for a reason. But also like, yeah. We were young. Why are we not together anymore? Because it's not a vibe. 100%. So because of that, my PR answer is I'm obsessed with you, Miles. And...

Live your life. He was an amazing dancer. He had such beautiful features and qualities. I bet. And what I'm going to do is be single forever. But. But I'm going to call him and we're going to be close friends. That's exactly. And he's going to come to my house and we're just not going to touch, but we're going to talk. Hang. We're going to hang. We're going to gab. Gab with. And we're going to have sleeps. With the same mouth. Gabbing with mouths. Yep. No, it's, you're just going to be roommates. Mm-hmm.

He's my roommate. Fuck it. Literally, fuck it. Miles, be my roommate. Fuck it. DM Owen, I would also probably be single forever. Yeah. Because even though I also had a delightful first kiss, he's a very funny boy and very sweet. It was in high school's freshman year. Freshman year. An unknown or famous? Oh, fully. I mean, an unknown man. This is an unknown man. Wait, when did you start vlogging?

Summer before junior year. I'm understanding. But also, I didn't really like, I haven't, oh, that's not true. What? I was going to say, like, I haven't really, it's not like I'm, I haven't hooked up with anyone really famous or notable. Like, that we wouldn't know about. You know what I'm saying? That the internet wouldn't know about. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Me being the internet, I'm the internet. No, but like, imagine like I secretly like, oh my God, I made out with Harry Styles. Totally. Hasn't happened. No. Would you?

Sure. Would you rather hook up with Harry Styles or Paul Meskel? They're both handsome, sweet, nice. I mean, I have no...

No complaints. PR answer. I would say I would let them choose me. I can't choose. I'm a woman of no choice. I am a woman of flexibility. Totally. You know, I love both of them equally. I might choose Harry Styles because I don't even know why. Like childhood crush? I guess not really for you.

I just love the song Satellite by Harry Styles so much that like I'd hit it. Totally. I get that. Yeah. What about you? Challengers both. Why did I not? I would do that. Well, I mean, that's a cheating answer. Because you picked Harry, I'll pick Paul. So that we're not competing? Sure. Because you would win. Also, Paul's hot. So gorgeous. I need to pick Paul. You have to pick Paul. Just for my own self. You and Paul would be great.

Yeah. We would. Okay, Meg. Call, DM me. Please. Okay, so we're both not marrying the person we prefer. No, no, no. Would you rather be made breakfast after a one-night stand or have your Uber or Lyft paid for by a one-night stand? Do you watch Love Island? No. So in Love Island...

You guys, tune in. Comment below. DM me. Yes! In Love Island, which everyone here watches, I know. The guys bring the girls breakfast in the morning.

And it's this like cute thing that they do. And they're like, and it's like, you know who's with who because Cordell brings Serena breakfast and then Daya is super mad. And Daya's like, or he brings both of them breakfast and he's like, here you go. And then he like tries to slip Daya one and he's like, here you go. And then he walks out and Daya's like,

I got breakfast from Cordell and Serena's like, same. Anyways, all to say, I think that is so, watching that, I was like hard watching it. I was like, that's so hot. Yeah. And I want that. I don't care about the Ubers. I know it's like a thing that we should care about because it's like, we should get our Ubers paid for when we get. I don't mind either. I think it's fine. But like breakfast, so sweet. Can I be honest? You don't want to have breakfast with a one night stand. I don't really either. I don't even want to sleep over at a one night stand. Like I'm the type to leave.

Like, if somebody were to leave... But what if it's a gorgeous house and you're like, wait, you have a sauna? I'm in a sauna. No, I... Okay, I guess it would depend on who, but, like, what I like about a one-night stand is that I can get the fuck out. I don't want to be eating with you. I don't want to be seeing you. That's the whole point. I don't want you in light. I want to go on a date. Totally. If I'm gonna... Like, make me breakfast for a date. Totally. But, like, for a one-night stand, I'm really excited to, like...

do what we need to do and then get out. Can I be honest? I agree. I actually agree. I think that that's the nature of the interaction. Like I don't, I don't go into a one night stand expecting anything more than a sexual interaction and then going away. A pounding and then a going. A pounding and then a going. But I've had like one. A blow and a go. I can't even talk about a one night stand. I've had like three in my whole life. So have I. Gonzalo being one of them. Spanish man. Gorgeous. Couldn't understand one word.

Two of mine were roommates. What? You had a threesome. No. Oh. Two of yours were roommates? Well, no. Like two out of the three of my one night stands were two boys who were both roommates. So I hooked up with both at different times. Sorry, what's happening? Not the same day.

So you had, okay, can we just explain this in language that I can understand? Yes. Because I'm not following you whatsoever. Okay, yeah, let's understand this. I just can't ultimately read or follow this. I know. That's what you're talking about. So there were two men who lived together. Yep. You had sex with both of them separately on different occasions. Yes. And they knew about this? They did not care.

And neither did I. How great. Well, that's your threesome, love. No. The closest I ever got, because it was so different, you know? I know what you're going to say. The closest you ever got was what? You know the story? Should I tell it or no? Well, is it the one I'm thinking of? The closest I ever got to a threesome? Yeah. Yeah, I think it is. It's only... Okay, so go. Tell it. Okay, you guys. Let me let you in on a crazy Emma story. Craziest, yeah. You will not even believe that this happened.

Basically, me and my friend went home with a guy and his friend, right? And what ended up happening was we got back to this house and they had a lot of friends over. And it was very clear that something was going to happen. Well, actually, let me put it like this. Basically, both of the boys decided that they wanted to hook up with my friend and I at the exact same time. So... Totally. Totally.

That's great and all, but there was only one bedroom open. So my friend and I, and then the two boys hooked up. It's like you're at Disneyland, by the way. This is insane. You're like, so we only had a fast pass for, we only had one fast pass for Thunder Mountain and we had to go on it. It's like, you can wait for one more bedroom? It's like, it's okay, love. You have a whole night. Listen, I agree, but I was like, I was down for the ride. So we have sex next to each other.

But we never touched or interacted. It was so weird. I love that Emma story. I'm so glad this episode is like going to be Emma stories. Well, like weird Emma stories. But what about Oli's story? No, no, no. But nobody can. I want your story. I'm so glad I could bring them out. Wait, so you had sex with this guy next to your friend having sex with another guy? Yes. In the same bed? Yeah. In the same bed? Yeah. Did you feel the bed moving? I mean, we're literally less than a foot away from each other.

So like, you know, like there are sounds happening. You heard sounds? Of course.

Of course I hear that. I would have popped in an AirPod. Fuck it. Listen to waves. We're sharing an AirPod. Hey guys, can we do some calming music? You go, yeah, you go, here, take the left one. You give it to your friend. So romantic. We're both listening to like. They're listening to rap. You're listening to. We're listening to Charlie XCX. It's so sweet. 360. And you're like this. Oh my God. That actually would be. That'd be hot. That'd be really good for energy. 100%. Yeah, that was great. Well, it was also like, that was one of my first.

one night stands ever too. Like I had never done that. I was a teenager. To be, you were a teenager? Yeah. To be, to have a one night stand and you be like, it'd be one of three. And in the one of three, you're having sex next to your friend in a bed together. You've done it all. Do you know what I mean? I know, which I'm kind of grateful for. You've done a hundred one night stands. Yeah, because like, that's so crazy. But see, I almost like that

Like, I almost think that was one of my favorite experiences because I think my favorite thing about it was that once it was over, it was like right back to hanging out with a group. It was like fun. Whereas when you do a one night stand. Totally, you're like, yo, what's up? Yeah, exactly. Should we go to Mel's? No, no, literally it was so chill. We just got fucked in the same bed. It was like, because one night stands are awkward for me when it's over and then it's like, okay. Totally. What now? Bye. Totally. Like, whereas when you're in a group of friends. But this was just easy.

It's great. But that's something that only happens, I feel like, when you're, like, high school age. Totally. You know what I mean? Well, no, like, maybe college. I'm going to say college age. That's something that's only... That's a college story. That's a college story. That's a college story. That's my college experience, one night stand. So, anyway, I... What even was the... Oh, I would rather have my Uber paid for. Yes. Full circle. I'd rather have my Uber paid for than have breakfast because I...

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What? With your partner. Obviously talking. I'm so tired. I was going to say, like, I have no interest in all night vibes. I'm also just too tired. Like in general. I agree. I think most people are. I can barely have sex. I get it. I'm like this. Jared's like, tonight's the night. I'm like, tomorrow is the night. And then tomorrow comes. He goes, tonight. I go, oh, my God. And guess what? It's going to be.

next week. I go, Tuesday is the day. It's going to be crazy. I'm going to light candles. Tuesday comes, I light candles. He goes, tonight's the night. I go, uh-oh, wait, the house on fire. I just make up excuses. You just tip over the candle. 100%. Oops, flicked the candle. You know, I never, I've always been sort of like down for sex whenever, like based on, you know, like that's always been my vibe. Face down? Yeah.

I've always been down, like down for whatever. Like I'm always, yeah, just like I've always been down. Baseline down. Baseline, I'm just down. And then, like I've never been like so tired that I've been like, I don't want to. You've never been that way. Until recently, I think I'm hitting a new level of maturity where now I'm like, I can have, I will have sex, but I can't do anything interesting. I will be, I'm just going to lay down.

Sorry. Yeah. Yeah. I get that. That never happened to me. You're a passenger princess. Yes. You're a pillow princess. Pillow princess, passenger princess. Like, I'm a nightmare. I'm a fucking nightmare. No one...

And I'm like, and I'm a six. So it's like a bad recipe. That's like me too. A six is general. Except I'm not a six. I might be a five. I might be a five. So I'm a five. That's still really good. And I'm... For me, I'm like a three, but Jared thinks I'm a 10 because he's never been with anyone else. If Jared even touched another man, even just the touch, he'd be like, wow.

Wow, Owen's a two. But like, I won't let him do that ultimately. That's not true. And love you for that. But I think I would rather stay up all night talking because I love to talk. I would too. We do that. We can talk to ourselves. Yeah, I don't need, I don't even need like a guy. I don't even need that, yeah. Like, it's fine. I'll just talk. I don't even need them there. Bye. No, bye. Would you rather have somebody make the first move on you or have you make the first move on a person? Like, what's harder to you?

somebody making the first move on me i agree obviously you want me to go up to you make out with you at a bar no love that's assault i need you to give me no signals no i i'm joking i need you to seem super bored with me yeah uh no i i will not make a first move sorry i won't either do a lot of guys make the first move on you i feel like

Have you ever made the first move? I was about to say, I actually don't think I've ever made a first move. I've maybe been like vaguely flirty. Vague. I'm not really super flirty. Like I'm kind of like, I'm kind of scared of that. I've seen you flirt. Really? Describe it. It's not that flirty. You're right. It's more like, it's more like this. Like ask me a question. Hey, like where are you from? I'm from like the Bay Area. And have you been?

It's like that. It's like, it's like. No. No, it's not like that. No. Ask me another question. Okay. What are you doing after this? I told Owen I would go back to his house with him. But what are you going to do? Keep going. I was going to head back to my house. My roommates are all out of town, so. Oh, shit. That sounds fun.

we'll catch up another night. That's so true. It's very much that. It's so that. Me thinking like, and then you come to me, you're like, I literally ate his ass. You're like, it was crazy. We did rim jobs in the bathroom. I'm like, love, you wouldn't touch him. And he invited you over and you said no. Yeah.

So confused what happened. That's why it was so crazy. Like, when I recently did my... Not recently, but, like, a year ago, did my one-night stand randomly. And it was the one night you didn't come out with me. Which is why you hooked up with him. Well, because nobody was there to protect me, so I just kind of was like, okay, I guess I'll do it. Which is amazing. I know, because normally I, like...

We'll get too nervous. You overthink things. We'll use Owen as an excuse. I'm like, I have to drive Owen home. He's butt drunk. And then the guy is like, Owen told me he wasn't drinking tonight. He's scootering. He's super sober. Owen's in the scootering home. Sorry.

He's razoring home. Like, he's totally fine. He literally is fine. And he's not drinking, hasn't drank in days. In years. Yeah. He's sober. He said he's having, he's in his sober era. Yeah. And it's like really cute, actually. Okay. So anyway, I don't make the first move. I, in fact, I, like, boys have to really make a move on me. Totally. In order for me to, like, I need to be with a really confident guy.

I've been with guys who are not confident and who like really are afraid to make the first move. And it's been really tough because I also am not out there with it. It's just a nightmare. Do you think you've ended up with men who don't make the first move? Yes. But I've also ended up with men who really will make moves. Totally. I actually have like, I think I'm split 50-50. And I will say that there is something really delightful about just

I love dating somebody who's so confident and like loves the game. Totally. And we'll just like get in there and fucking, and I just get to sit back and experience this like being sort of, I almost said swindled as though I'm being scammed, but sometimes that is what dating is. Totally. Yeah, like I like to just. What's the word you're looking for? I know what you're looking for. Just to be like swept away by the experience. You know what I mean? What a treat. Swept, not swindled. I don't like to work.

hard in that, in general. But really, I don't, when it comes to dating, I like, I'm like subcoded, you know? Totally. I just want to sit back and like be told what's going to happen. Totally. You know? I mean, I think emotionally I'm more in the driver's seat for the most part, but I think physically you want someone who's, yeah, you like, let's just,

Take me on a journey. Totally. You know what I mean? Like, just make it. That's that. So like reservations. Oh, I want to make the reservations. What about you? I don't care. I know. OK, next. Would you rather try pole dancing or lap dancing? Lap dance is easier to is like more. You'll use it more. OK.

Like, I'll give someone a lap dance more if I know how to give one. Yes. I won't, like, where's a pole? Like, you want me to use this? No, see, I'm pole dancing all the way. Pole dancing is, like, also a great workout. It's so, and it's so badass. It's so badass. To me, I will never, I don't care. Listen, I could be looking face-to-face with my soulmate knowing this is the love of my life. This is the best I'm ever going to do. That person could say, Emma, the only thing I need right now is for you to give me a lap dance and then

I will be your husband. I would say you have to find someone else. It is my, it is, nothing sounds worse to me. I get that because it's embarrassing. So embarrassing. But what if you're really good at it? Like what if a guy looks down and is like, holy fuck. He's not going to say that about me.

Yeah, neither me, love. He's going to be like, holy fuck, my leg broke. Can you get off? They're going to say about me like, wow, her back just kind of never ends. Like it just kind of goes in. Where's the butt? Totally. You know, it's like, wow, her back is just rubbing up against me. There's no crack. Like, where's the crack? Do you not have a crack? No, I do. I think you have a great butt. Oh, thank you. It goes through phases. So you're going to do lap dance. So I...

Went to a strip club and this girl was dancing in a way that I've never seen. I, the gayest person on earth, was like, I need to be with her sexually. She was so hot. And like her leg was like, on the pole and like wrapping around the pole. Yes. See? It was insane. Right? So if I could do that, then I'd do pole dancing. But if it's like in my normal life, I'd probably want to lap dance.

I get it. I just need to pole dance. Well, let's do it. Like, I actually think I just want to. No, I think we should do it for you. Because it looks fun. It looks fun. It's sort of like I was a, you know, cheerleader. Like, it's in the same world. Same vibe. But also, like, I feel like a lap dance to me, like, the thought of me giving a lap dance makes me cringe so bad that I can't even handle it. Whereas the thought of me pole dancing, honestly, that's kind of sick. I totally get it. Okay. Okay.

I completely get it. I think you should pole dance. And I think everyone here wants you to pole dance. Should we take a class, me and you? I would totally do that. Would you do it? Yeah. Okay, let's do that. Should we podcast at the pole dance? Yes. We have head, we have Britney mics. We're upside down. We can't breathe. We're throwing up. I think we'd be really good. I think we should try it. Okay, let's do it.

It'll be good for our relationships. You know what I mean? It'll really up up. For us. For us. Our relationship. It'll be good for our relationship. Yeah. Because I just think you seeing me in that light will be really inspiring. Totally. Because I think right now you see me sort of as like. Well, I don't respect you right now. And if you had your leg around a pole, I'd really respect you. I agree. That's actually true. I just think you seeing me do something well, which could be pole dancing, would grow your respect for me. But also you seeing me as a sexual being, like doing something kind of hot, I think it'd be.

good for you. I agree. Because I just think right now you see me as sort of this sexless being. Totally. I think to you, it's hard to imagine having sex, which most of society looks at me and says that she doesn't she doesn't have sex. Shut that. This is so insane. You're you literally are so hot and everything I post is like the hottest photo, even if it's like a like you like in a sweatshirt. It's still like hot. Stop.

And you've been doing really great, great fashion stuff recently that look really hot. Okay, thanks. Like Rick Owens top. Did everyone see that top? My boobs were out. Okay, maybe I'm coming into my sexual self publicly. You're coming into it, my love. But I can't wait to pole dance with you. I can't wait. I'll do it any day you want. Great. Would you rather have no sex ever again or have no emotional conversations ever again? No sex. I agree. No sex. I need to talk.

Come on. And I need to talk in a way that's deep. People listening to this, you just saying, I need to talk. They're like an hour, two hours in. Yeah, obviously. Two hours into the podcast. Yeah, shut the fuck up. No, I agree with you. Well,

Also, I don't think I can have sex with somebody and enjoy it unless we have good banter and good emotional talk. 100%. I don't think that exists. I mean, it does exist because it's like, like, here's the deal. If you brought somebody who does that for a living, like a sex worker or like a porn star or whatever, like into my room and they just like,

fucked me, it would be amazing, I'm sure. Yes, that's true. Do you know what I mean? Because they know what they're doing. To do, right. But like, a man off the street. Yeah. I'm not fucking you unless you make me laugh. That's... Amen. Amen. And Jared has never made me laugh. So ultimately, now I am revising that statement. No, but isn't it true that like, like I, I need, like, it's so hot to me when, um,

you listen to me talk for hours and hours and hours. Would it be really hard for you to never have sex again, though? I think I'd be bummed about it, but I think I'd be okay. I'd be like this. No, I'd be like this. Aw, what? Okay. That would be it. And the first day would be, aw, I'd be sad about it. Second day, I'd be like this. What? What? Like, I'd be looking around being like, what? And then third day, okay. I would be like, for me, it'd be first day, I'd be like,

But then the second day, I'd be like, okay. And then I think by third day, I'd be like, this is my normal. Totally. Third day, mom is happy. Totally. I can go like years without sex and be like, that's okay. Totally. Okay. Would you rather cheat or be cheated on? I mean, here's the deal. Obviously, I'd rather cheat because I don't want to be hurt. But I think in my scenario right now with the love of my life, I would rather be cheated on because I could never hurt him like that.

I would rather be cheated on because it's kind of the power position, you know? Like, you did nothing wrong. Totally. You made no mistake. Totally. You did your freaking best. Totally. You feel like shit, though. You feel like shit. You do. But, you know what I mean? It's just also like, I just can't even think about it. Horrible. I know. It's a horrible thing. It sucks. Have you ever been cheated on? That is a great question. You know...

I would say technically, like, no. However, for a long time, I felt like I did because one of the guys I dated, we broke up and then we got back together. But it was like not really official. And I kept being like, we can't hook up unless like, you know, you're only talking to me. And then the communication there was so spotty that he was fucking everyone. And so he was like, I'm not going to do that. Yeah. But then every time I would find out about various girls, he was fucking because like

Like one time, like I saw like he was on his phone showing me a photo and then I saw a photo of another girl on his bed. I was like, oh, my God.

What? Wait, why did he take a photo of her on his bed? I don't know. She was naked? Hashtag memories. No, not even. She was just like this? Yeah, yeah, yeah. She was reading like a cute book? Like I bet he like... She was reading to all the boys I loved before? Yes. He probably like sent it. She's like, Harry Potter 3. Love this one. It's like, why are you doing that? Why did you need that pic? Did something happen on the bed? It's so weird that they needed the pic. Yeah, like was he sending it to like his house cleaner being like, hey, this spot. Totally. She spilled. Like, but like, I don't under, like,

Can I be honest? I'm going to say something that's going to make everybody turn against me. Okay, go. I don't understand photos, like random people who are like, I have to document this. Yeah. It's like, I actually like that later. Like my friend does that. My friend Zoe does that. And I love it later because she has all these photos that I would have never taken. And I'm so grateful for them. But in the moment, I'm like, I would never think to pull out my phone and be like, I just have to get this. Well, especially in like a sexual situation.

What's going on? It's so crazy. Unless they were setting up shop for a little vid. Doing a little test run. Yeah, but like, it's not like my ex works in production. Like he's not like setting up the shot with like. Totally. You know what I mean? So like, it was just like, that's a very production-y thing. Like he, I'd love to believe he's that. I don't know. I mean, that would be iconic. No, but I saw it on his phone. And what did you do? And he like pretended like I didn't.

see it like did you say something and then later I brought it up I like didn't bring it up for like 24 hours because I also knew like is this really this isn't really fully my boyfriend again totally like we're so on and off and we're so not really clear on what the rules are but for a long time I felt like I got cheated on because well I felt like we were dating again and you know he was

We were hooking up again. You know what I mean? And he wasn't committing. Right. And it was also weird because we had dated already. Totally. Sucks. But anyway, so I was also so young, too, that I, like... How young? Like, I was a teenager, you know? And, like, dating when you're a teenager, like, you're...

everything's so tender yeah you know what I mean so like now I would have been I would have been like who the fuck was that and I would have been like but I also don't think I would be in a situation with somebody who doesn't want to commit to you exactly that no I that's number one but then also number two I wouldn't be with somebody and not have clear understanding of like where we're at like I I knew deep down that like that he wasn't fully hearing me when I was like

Like, I can't do this unless we're exclusive. But also, like, he didn't even really want to be exclusive again. And it was, like, me fighting him on it. Totally. Which was, like, cringe. Well, you don't want to be with somebody who you're fighting on. No. Yeah. No. That's super cringe. It's really bad. Okay, so now we have one more game that's a speed round. Okay, go. And it's... The speed round is a speed round of Never Have I Ever. Great. So you're... I'm going to say Never Have I Ever blank. Totally. And then you're going to say...

whether you have or if you haven't. So it's like the fingers down? Yeah, but because it's a podcast, it's really for... The fingers down is not as impactful. So we're just going to say, I have done that or I have not. Okay, I love this. Okay, great. Okay, never have I ever gone through someone's phone. I have done that. I have not. Do you want to elaborate? You're a braver woman than I am. Well, I would literally lose my mind if somebody went through my phone. So would I. Literally freak me out so bad because...

And yeah. My phone is so sacred to me and I do say shit about other people. Like I'll talk shit in my text. It's fine. Totally. But I don't want people reading through my texts like that. No, it's really, it's such a breach of privacy and it's so, it's so horrible. And I do it all the time. No, but. No, I don't do it all the time at all. And by the way, I've been in a relationship for how long? And I haven't done it ever to do it. Yeah. Ever. I did it to my ex because.

My ex broke up with me. He's already crying. My ex broke up with me and I, um, I knew that there was something else going on. Yeah. So it wasn't actually, I didn't go through his phone, but his email for his Facebook was

The email and password for his Facebook was the email and password for his crossroads for our high school email. Yeah. And so I remembered that. So I just knew because of, I just, I knew it. So when he broke up with me, I went through his Facebook. What'd you find? Well, he ultimately hooked up with somebody or was planning on hooking up with somebody who, and by the way,

We were in college. It's like, of course, we shouldn't have been in a long distance relationship. This is setting ourselves up for failure. Yeah. But he ultimately hooked up, wanted to hook up with somebody who in my mind was like a hotter version of me. So I was like, oh no, this is a disaster. So I kept checking and checking and checking. And then one day he had changed the password. It was the worst day of my life. No. Genuinely the worst day of my life. I still am kind of like, let's try again.

But that's the only thing I've done. That's the only thing I've done. Huge kind of red flag. No, but that's fine. But I haven't gone through an actual phone yet. I know. To me, it's also scary. Like, I do let people, like, people know my, like, people I've dated have known my passwords, you know. Not my, like, passwords, but, like, my phone password. Totally. And it's like, what can you do? And...

that's spooky, but it's all good. But I'm not doing anything. You're not doing anything. For the most part, I'm not doing anything, so it's kind of, like, all good. Like, if you want to go on, what are you going to find? Totally. But sometimes, like, I will vent about a partner. Totally. To, like, you or my parents and be like, they're fucking pissing me off, you know? Totally. And I don't want them to see that, but...

So far, I don't think anyone's looked through my phone. And I've definitely not looked through anyone's phone. I would love to do it. It'd be so fun. But I won't. Okay. Never have I ever texted the wrong person something really bad or embarrassing. Oh, my God. I have a really good story, actually, about this that I've never told. I've done that, but I think I've just been honest after and been like, yeah, I've just been like, hey, meant to text someone else. Obviously, you can see this is about you.

whore, whatever, and let's talk about it. That's happened and you've talked it through? Yeah. That's so healthy and amazing. I mean, it wasn't healthy. Sure. Yes. What's your story? Well, it's at least healthy to communicate about it. Totally. And not get defensive or like just to own up. Totally. I love that. What's your story? Well, my story is in a really close call that scarred me for life. So I, and it really wasn't that bad, but to me it felt really bad. So basically like there's this guy who's

How do I explain this? Okay, I was with my friend. I was maybe 19. Totally. I don't even remember. I was a teenager. And...

I was driving with my friend and we were going to get a coffee and we saw this guy outside the coffee shop who is an LA kid. Like we all know him or whatever. And he's known for being sort of a womanizer, right? Like he always flirts with, with girls. And I was telling my friend, I was like, if he doesn't flirt with me, I'm going to be so fucking offended. Like I'm, I must be ugly. I must be hideous. He flirts with the world. He flirts with the world. Like, you know, and, and I was sort of being like,

I was really leaning into the joke about like, I really want him to like ask me on a date. Like I really want him to ask me on a date. Whatever. I look down at my phone and open is a recording voice memo with my current boyfriend at the time. Did you send it? No, I picked up my phone gently and I stopped it.

And I deleted it. And I literally... And then I like fucking freaked out. And I was like, oh my God. Oh my God. That's why you're so traumatized. Emma texts me all the time being like, did I voice note? Like she'll send me a voice note and then she'll be like, was that to you? Like one second later, I'm like, no, it was to me, love, but it's 10 minutes long. I have to get... You have to let me get through it. No, I'm a mess. Because that was so scary to me. I didn't know that. I know the backstory. They disappear, you know? Totally, totally. And like you don't know what happened. Well, now I have the... It's so that they always save. Mine always save that I send. But...

And it wasn't even like I was being, there was no infidelity happening. I didn't even like this guy. That's smart. Yes. Cause then I always know where it went and it doesn't disappear. But anyway, but you know, the thing is, I don't know how he would have taken that. Like he might've listened to that and been like, why does she want another guy to flirt?

with her and also we I just started dating this guy and I was like I don't want I like him a lot I don't want him to be upset that's crazy it was so scary that's really bad it was bad but it didn't happen so but ever since then I'm a fucking call but but let's do it tonight let's do it tonight I can't wait seeing you tonight I see you tonight bad idea right are you going to the concert we should know we can we figure out when we should go 100 okay we'll talk about okay never have I ever started a rumor about someone

I can't think of a time I have, but I definitely probably have. I definitely have, but I can't think of a time. But like, oh my God. Especially Millie. Comment below everyone I've started a rumor about. Yeah, wait. If I started a rumor about you, comment down below. Like seriously tweet. Did I ever? I just want every tweet to be about us starting a rumor about her.

All of the bad things that we're doing. That we're continuing to do. We've definitely done that. For sure. But I don't think I've ever like intentionally done it. I don't think so either. I think I've heard misinformation and then. I agree. I've never like tried to sabotage somebody by starting a rumor. No, we're not Regina George. No. Never have I ever faked an orgasm. It's hard for me, but. That's true. But I have. But I still even have. I like, like kind of haven't. Like if I'm not. No. No.

Like if I don't come, sorry, I didn't come. And now, you know, because I didn't come. But do they ask? No, sometimes. I mean, no, not actually. Yes. Well, sometimes. Depends on who. Depends on who. But I've had like, I've had it not be addressed. It just being like, eh, okay, bye. Yeah. But I don't fake it. I'm not like, it's like nothing's happening. Like I can't, I'm not.

Oh my God, I always fake it. I fake like how, like I'm like, what? I didn't know that was a thing that goes in that. What? Why does it feel like that? Never felt that. I do that all the time. So good. I'm like, I have never even seen that before. That monster of a dick. Meanwhile, Heidi. Super small. Micro. Oh, no, I've never done that. I mean, I've done that.

Yeah, like, I just don't feel good about faking it because then you get stuck in some shit later when they're like, damn, baby, like, I always make you comments. Like, actually, I've been meaning to tell you, like... Totally. You haven't, love. You haven't, love. You know? Like, it's just, it feels like it's going to cause drama later. I get it. Okay. Never have I ever...

peed in the pool as an adult I'm too scared I think it'll turn blue because of that one movie I've peed in the pool as an adult and definitely I always get afraid it's gonna turn blue what's that movie where somebody pees in the pool and it turns blue

I don't know what that is. To be totally honest, what is that? You don't know what that is? Okay, I remember, I don't remember what movie it is or when I saw it, but there was this movie where this guy pees in the pool and his pee has a chemical reaction with the pool. So everywhere where his pee is turns blue. I actually do remember that. Was that in an episode of something? It was like, I feel like he was in like Step Brothers or something. I don't know. I remember that and

I don't think that happens. I recently was in a pool a lot. And you peed there? Yeah, it was basically just my pee. What became your pee? The pool became your pee? Yeah, and it was just like perfectly normal color. And perfectly warm. I do love peeing in the ocean. I pee so much in the ocean. We were at the beach the other day and I didn't

I didn't want to get my, it was so cold. And I didn't want to get my. Was it here in LA? No, it was in New York. And I didn't want to get my full body in the ocean. Yeah. But I needed to pee really bad and there was no bathroom. So I was like squatting, like in a shallow end, like, like, like kind of curled up and I was peeing. And then I got up and you know when sometimes when you get, like I was in such a weird position that my body didn't know that I, when I stood up, I was still peeing.

So I was just like pee was running. And Jared was like, swap. Squat back down there. I was like, oh, pee. But that's easy in the ocean. It's fine. Also just blends in with the fish. Totally. The fish love it. They love it. They eat it. Eat it up.

Goldfish. That's all I have. That's all you have? Yeah, like, it's the part of the sleepover when, like, our mom comes in and is like, go to bed, girls. Totally. Mom. It's like, mom, stop. Mom, we don't need a condom. No, mom, we don't need a condom. No, I told you, she's gay. We're friends. Like, what? Okay. I love you. I love you so much. Thank you for having me on this podcast. Obviously.

Why would I be mad at you, Owen? This is something in our friendship and me in normal friendships where I think everyone's always mad at me. True. Well, just know two things. Number one, I'm not mad at you. And number two, I'm just frustrated with you.

Totally. Sorry, I said to process that. So I love you. Thank you. And I'll see you on my podcast. And then I'll see you. And then we're doing a trade. And then we're doing a trade. We're doing a collab, an old-fashioned collab. Well, it's a collab. I go on your podcast. Yes. I go on my podcast. A collab. This is the sister squad. This is, oh my God, literally, finally, we're back, ladies. We're back. The sister squad. But there's just two of us. Yeah. It's kind of more of the sisters. We'll invite others, maybe. Yeah, no, maybe. Who?

Discuss off screen. We'll set up a Zoom. We'll set up a Zoom. Okay, yeah. We'll set up auditions. I love being on Zoom. It's my best friend. It's my best friend, Zoom. My best friend, Zoom. We have to go to bed. I love you. Okay, I love you. I love you. Okay, bye. Obviously, you had fun with Owen and I if you're still here. So maybe you should go check out Owen's podcast. Owen is really, like,

really funny and like really cool. Check it out. Check it out. Check it out. Stream it. Wait, shout out the name of it. It's called In Your Dreams. You can stream it anywhere. In your dreams. Stream any, any, anything goes and in your dreams. It's amazing. Anything goes in your dreams. You're my soulmate. In your dreams.

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