Being Built to Crash, Redneck Wedding, & Best Childhood Pranks
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I think Gavin is the best redneck online. She was up front, I was sitting behind her. It was good. It was one of the bigger three-wheelers. It wasn't one of the kid ones. Oh no, you needed a big red that night. Crashing never hurt anybody. It's coming to a dead stop that hurts you. You got arrested at your own wedding? That's a party. That statement was just redacted, but we're coming back in now with...

Damn, Gav, you came in firing, dude. I just got to say what's up. Well, welcome back to the Life I Don't Podcast. We got our buddy Gav in town. He's up riding three-wheelers. You may know him online as Shred80. Also, our favorite 80s three-wheeler guy. He's a redneck. We're here. A redneck, yep. He's a redneck. He's a proud redneck. And I think quite possibly one of the best rednecks. Really? I think Gav is the best redneck online.

Like, if you're looking for redneck content, if you're a redneck and you want to watch redneck content, there's no better place to go than watch Gavin's channel. Thanks, CJ. Because Gavin lives the life of a true redneck. He walks the walk, talks the talk. And has a mustache. And he has a mustache. Got the handlebar. The Hulk Hogan, baby. Yeah, Gavin, you are a good redneck. Thank you. I appreciate that. Proper. I feel like you don't get enough credit for that.

Just trying to stay true to my roots. He's humble, though. He doesn't need to run around and talk about how big of a redneck he is. He just is one. Less spoken is better, you know? Yeah, less is more. You just live. Exactly. You just live that way. Do your thing. What do you think is one of the most redneck tendencies about you? He's drinking a Mountain Dew right now. Besides the fact that you're drinking a Mountain Dew, you have a Hulk Hogan, handlebars, and a mullet. Probably just...

Seeing me, I wish I could have a camera on my face every time I go out and start the Cummins up every morning. Really? I say that's one of your more redneck. Oh, yeah. Walk around, take a whiff of that diesel. Hell of a day. What is it? It's Gen 1, right? First Gen. Oh, yeah. 12-Valve. First Gen. Why didn't you guys drive that down here? Eh,

Yeah, she needed a little change. I haven't gotten one since last year. Do you think it would make it? She's not going to not make it anywhere, yeah. Really? Yeah, 100%. How many miles are on it? Oh, probably half a million. Really? And you're as confident? Oh, an injector goes, I'll be able to throw a new injector in the lot. See, that's something redneck about you. Yeah. Throw a new injector in that bitch? It's fantastic. It's all mechanical. It's so simple. So anywhere in the world.

Right there. That surely isn't the original motor, though. It's had to be rebuilt. Oh, no. That's the original 12-valve right there. It has 500,000 miles on it. It stopped counting about 10 years ago, the farmer said. And so we don't know exactly, but it stopped around 250. So it's probably around half a mil. Wow. Yeah. Holy crap. That's crazy. And it's just... Bought it for five grand. I put probably 100 bucks into it total so far. Haven't replaced the tires yet. Has it ever temporarily let you down? Oh.

Oh, the free, I got negative 32 in Gunny and the fuel froze up. So you had to ride the three-wheeler to school. I rode the three-wheeler to school, exactly. And was that tough bringing a heavy home from the bar that night? Well, dude, no, not too bad. I wish I had the hog, but she was up front. I was sitting behind her. It was good.

It was one of the bigger three-wheelers. It wasn't one of the kid ones. Oh, no, you needed a big red that night. So I actually kind of have a funny story on the high-mileage vehicle. So I once had an English teacher in high school, and he was in a Chevy commercial because his Silverado had a million miles on it.

What? And they had him come and be in it. How many years does it take you to? Well, so this guy, he bought it with like freaking 900,000 on it and then drove it. Yeah, I thought that was kind of lame. But yeah, he got on the commercial because he had a million miles on his Chevy and was like the star of the commercial.

I figured it was going to be like a Honda. Not to give you a plug. But Civics or whatever. But like Honda Civics, I feel like, are notorious for going crazy mileage. Dude, the guy that put like the 900,000 miles on that thing. Dude. I should have watched that video and just been heartbroken. Yeah, he had to have been so pissed, dude. I'd be like, what the frick? I don't think I'd get rid... If I...

Yeah, what's it even worth? The guy must have died and then they got rid of it or something. You'd have to hit a million yourself. You got that close? A lot of miles. You think you've driven a million miles in your life? Oh, 100%. No. You don't think so? No.

I mean, that's a long ways. I've been in a car for a million. Yeah, you're probably right. I mean, being a kid and stuff like that. I'm trying to think. So my first car, let's say $100,000. And then the Jeep, another $30,000. Yeah, I mean, I probably only have like half a million. What do you guys think the best truck ever is?

You guys have done the testing. What is it? Gen 1, 12 valve. Damn right, Benny. No, Ford Ranger, obviously. 08, Silver Rudy, half ton. Gav, have you ever seen that video of the wedding where they're pulling in on the motorcycles and then he tries to come in fast and he wheelies over backwards? That's so bad.

At your hypothetical wedding right now, if you were going to plan out a wedding, what would your staples you have to have at your wedding? Dude, I definitely want Evan coming in Mach 1. Looping out a dirt bike. No, but definitely some redneck activities. I have to have a three-wheeler there. Do you think that you'd be getting married to a three-wheeler? Chill on that. No, unless it was Big Red or something. See, the cake is just a life-size 110 Christmas edition. The little...

- Mannequins on the top of the cake, like you're sitting on a three wheeler. - Doing a little wheelie. - Yeah. - 12 o'clock. No, but just some redneck activities for sure. - So that guy, it was his wedding, his name is Troy.

The guy that went famous on Barstool for his wedding, the motorcycle crash. He wasn't the guy that crashed. It wasn't the guy getting married, was it? No, it was like his friend at the wedding that was pulling in. So he actually reached out to us. He said he's had the podcast sent to him a million times. Wow, we should have had him on. I know. So I asked him to just kind of text me the story over Instagram. His first message to me was, LOL, that was my wedding in the Harley that looped out.

The property owner and myself got arrested that night. Everyone is good and the wife loved every minute of it. I can send you pics and behind the scenes content if you'd like. And I was like, you got arrested at your own wedding? That's freaking crazy, man. That's a party. That's a party. To think that the loop out was like the second most legendary thing to happen in that night. There's a question.

quite the story and quite a bit to talk about about that wedding so this is a redneck wedding yeah exactly the bride wasn't upset no that's a wedding people be pissed to miss straight up most of the time you're like i don't really care i don't even really want to go but that one you'd be like god damn i missed that so he said he had about 26k into the wedding after lawyer fees what was the lawyer problems for and then he also says it would not change a single thing if i had to do it over we are wild group

wild and reckless group of friends that like to have fun. So the lawyer came in because we got arrested for loud noise at about 2 a.m. And the cops came out for a third time and they were arresting his good buddy who was the property owner. And he said he's not letting his buddy go to jail on his wedding day without him. Oh, damn. What a guy. He's like, I'm going down with the ship. So he said...

I had to go into and my drunk dumbass got taken to jail. We went Saturday night and got out on Tuesday night. Holy shit.

yeah yo yeah that was a honeymoon his wife came and visited him hand up on the glass honey this is perfect so he said the fire department had to come out earlier in the night because there was a huge fire that was so big people like thought the barn or a field was burning down so their sound system had eight 18 inch subwoofers it was heard through the neighborhood and the barn was on 27 acres

He says, I'll send you some vids. Love your show. Holy shit. Well, he, he listens to it or he just got it. I think he got a scent to us to it, but he'd heard of the channel and stuff like that, which is pretty cool. Hey, I kind of just want to go party with this guy.

Yeah, these guys know how to party, dude. Oh, shit. I wonder if his wife was pissed that he went to jail or if she was just like... Oh, no, there's the wedding picture. Wow. So good. Here is, I believe, the fire department coming in. Oh, they got the hose. The fire looks under control to me, honestly. But I can see, you know, nosy neighbor maybe. Ripping heaters, classic.

My favorite part is they're out here doing burnouts in the motorcycle. Everybody's in their suits. Like, this is wedding day activity. This is what I would imagine your wedding to be like, Evan. I wouldn't want it any other way. Dude, they're just getting it. This is a great time, dude. This kind of got me fired up to get married. Here's their picture with the truck. They look great. They look fantastic. Got the truck all shined up. Got on some aftermarket wheels. No! Is that Mike? Oh, no! Oh!

Wow. Is that edited? Look at that. That is beautiful. Wait, is that real? Yeah. That's the picture of him coming in. Dude, they're fucking just sliding in there. Putting that bike down. Was that girl okay, too? It sounded like everybody was okay. Here's him coming into the venue, ripping a heater in his truck. You gotta. Oh.

It looks like they were really just setting up the loop of freaking dirt or loop of bike in the middle of the wedding. All I respond was you guys fucking rock a wedding to remember. So I'll see if we can get his mug shot. That'd be pretty legendary, but talk about a wedding. We talked about boring weddings, but that one is fun. And that's how I'd imagine your wedding to be. Gosh, that's the only way to do it. Follow me out there on the farm. You'd have the first channel fired up. Yeah. Gabby. If,

If we were in the wedding, you would almost have to send us in on three wheelers. Oh, 100%. One by one. You got enough, dude. Hell of a time coming. Yeah, you just got to get married or you just got to find a girl first. We'll get there. Speaking of weddings, I just saw that a woman saved up like her an entire life and then didn't end up finding a man. So she just married herself, which I didn't even know was legal. Really? What does that even look like?

Did she just have like a tax write-off? She just threw a party for herself. Like, you know, as the government looked into this. That's like a statement like, I don't need nobody else. I got myself. I love myself.

hell, I'm with it. That's what I thought she was going for. You know? And if she saved up all the money and she hit a point, she's like, screw it, we're throwing a party. What's the point? I mean, probably just an excuse to have a party. It's like a friend's giving. You don't have friends to have a party for marrying yourself. Well, you don't know. She might have friends. It might not be guys that want to marry her, but she might have friends.

Are you just bummed you missed out? That could have been her. That's a poor girl. Yeah. I was scrolling Instagram the other day, and I came across this kid's video that said, if I get 200,000 followers, whatever the top comment is, I will do on this video. Oh, my. So it's like, I don't know how old the kid is. He's probably 14, right? Kind of a chubby little kid. Yeah.

And look at him. Look at him back here. Reed. Reed Harrington, dude. He's a legend. Yeah. So obviously this kid, you know, makes this post and just like any good social trend, it just spreads like wildfire. And so the top comment, which has just shy of 2.1 million likes.

It's at a record. It's at a record on Instagram for most like comment. No way. The comment is, fly to a small town in Thailand, get accepted by their people, learn the language, train in Muay Thai for a year and a half, fight in tournaments, win the tournaments, return to the USA and join the UFC, stay in shape, go undefeated in your weight class, retire and do an interview saying this comment was the reason you fought. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Yo, that'd be amazing. You know this kid is like, shit, damn, I actually have to do this. Yeah. Yeah. He posts every day. He does this like squat challenge or he'll like run five miles barefoot around his driveway. He's got it. But he's not in Thailand. Why is he not in Thailand? It might have something to do with him being 12 and living in a trailer house, you know? Let's get a GoFundMe for this guy.

Yeah, I mean, you'd think the internet could probably come through. Send him to Thailand, man. Make his dreams happen. That's what every comment is. It's like, why are you not in Thailand? It's a timeline. I think it's the people's dreams. Yeah, it's definitely not his dreams. It's the people's dreams. Gab, I think that you should do this. Do what? I think that you should make a post and say, like, whatever the top comment is, I will do. I'll freaking do it. I know you will. Yeah. But that could be dangerous for him. No, I think you should. I'll do it. All right. Yeah. Okay. What should I say?

Exactly that. Oh, I guess I don't get to choose. You don't get to choose. I'm already thinking of what I'm going to write in the comment section. Tell me what you're going to write. I'm still cooking. Oh, man. He's thinking. He doesn't have anything yet, but he's thinking. Yeah, he's thinking of it.

Yeah, that's really opening yourself up. But I guess if you're trying to get some ideas, you'll definitely get some ideas. Dude, that kid basically got his full life plan written to him. He doesn't have to think about much. He just has to go and do it. Dude, 15 years, say, we're sitting at this podcast still.

Same position. Gav is still looking for a wife. No, I didn't mean that like that. Damn it. Looking for his third wife at this point. Looking for his third wife. And that news comes across. What a legendary moment that'll be. I got that clip. I don't even know if we can run, but I can airdrop it to Ryan. What clip? I ran into this kid and we were talking about the area. He goes to Wii Fest every year. He's like, oh my God, I have a...

Epic video to show you. Okay, I'm interested. It's a pretty bizarre situation. Apparently... I saw the screen already. This girl was pissed off at her boyfriend. Okay. And this video is the result. Oh my goodness. We might not be able to... No, I don't think it's... You want to talk to us about what you're seeing, right? Just play it. I got to see this. Yeah. Yeah.

The starting girl's face to me says it all. It really does. Oh? So she's taking a shit in her boyfriend's cooler. In the cooler? Check this out. Can you imagine going for a cold bush light and grabbing whatever she's leaving in there? Dude, this is not okay. She's got a dump truck on her. So like I've never... Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. The no wife. The no wife. Did you hear...

Buddy yells, wipe your ass. Wow. Hold on now. So you just met a random guy and he goes, hey, I think that you'll get a good kick out of this video. And he just showed you that video. What's the context of this? And that he's like seeing all you guys there and asking me. I'm like, nope, I don't go to Wii Fest. Nothing there for me. Yeah. I was really expecting. And then I see this. I'm like.

Exactly why I don't want to go there. I don't know why you guys are going there if this is what's happening. There is some real debauchery out in the campgrounds. You would have loved that, Evan, being there and seeing that firsthand. You'd been chuckling, showing that vid to everyone just like you did right now. I don't even know if you call that redneck, man. I don't know what that was. That's white trash. That's white trash. Redneck is a

That was something. And like has rules. Right, you're right. Have you experienced anything like that? Nothing like that. The lady, you pissed her off. Maybe she took a shit in your cooler. No, nothing. No, nothing too close to that, man. I've gotten a couple cappuccinos maybe tossed at me, but nothing too bad. Crap.

Crappet Cheetos? That's a hell of a lady, dude. Most girls don't want you even knowing they poop, but she just dropped trowel and shit in the cooler up on the back of the truck bed. And there's nothing more important at a music festival than the cooler. That is sacred. Yeah, you got to make that last for three days. Hopefully that was like a third day at least. Oh, man. She shit right on there, man. Yeah, she had no remorse, man. That's crazy. I was thinking you were going to show us some video of one of like...

Us walking around being a fool. I was really thinking we were going to see something. Yeah. I knew it wasn't me, but it was a relief to see that there wasn't a video of Ken doing something. You know, any chick shit in your bed? No, I've had buddies pull pranks on me, though. The stinky fish prank got me for about a week. What's going on? Stinky fish? I got some raw fish cooking in my bed. Oh, they put it in your bed? Like they tucked it under. And you were rolling around? I was rolling around with like a week in it.

How did you not find that, bro? I was like, I don't know what was going on. Well, I thought it was in my truck, so I kept looking through my truck. It was just in my bed. What? How close? The bed of your pickup truck. Bro! I thought you were sleeping in your room. I'm like, you didn't think after an hour of that to look around and find it? Must be in the mattress. Nothing to do about it.

Good lord. Truck badass. You can see where we would be confused. Me and CJ's good buddy, Matt, he was notorious for shitting everywhere. One time he climbed up in a tree and he pooped in the Y of the tree. It was pretty impressive. One time he just dropped trow in the middle of the road and he dumped in the middle of the road and then there was cars coming each way and we're like, Matt, Matt, Matt.

Right before the cars were coming, he was running off with his pants and his ankles laughing. And then one time, oh, he pooped in saran wrap and then threw it off the roof at his brother. Yeah, it was crazy, man. And then I think the most savage one was he pooped on a plate and then put it underneath his brother's bed. Yeah, that one was crazy.

Like his sleeping bed? That one was crazy. And it was under there for like a couple days. That's funny ass prank though. That's funny. Room smelled like shit. You're like, the room smells like shit, but surely there's not poop in here. Nope, there is. Underneath your bed. Nope, there isn't. Underneath your bed, there's a plate of poop. Oh, that's not cool. Yeah, man. Yeah, it was some savage shit back then. Literally. Savage behavior. And Ben and I are just running around.

Just laughing like we thought it was so funny. How old were you guys then? I think I was probably in the sixth or seventh grade. Shitting all over everything. I mean, I wasn't shitting. I mean, I was right next to him as he was pooping. Just instigating. I was probably, I mean, I definitely was encouraging it because it was hilarious. Like, I mean, who's going to stop you? Who's going to stop their friend from putting a plate of poop under their brother's bed? It's a pretty harmless prank. Hilarious. Yeah. I remember you telling me about the poop dollar. Yeah, that, I didn't get, I wasn't down with that, but.

But in high school, it wasn't my group of friends, but it was another group of friends that we'd sometimes hang with. Like their Friday night consisted of poop dollaring, they'd call it. So what a poop dollar is. I can't even listen to you say that. Yeah, bro. I mean, I don't think it's cool. I don't think anyone should do this. But basically, this one kid would shit on the dollar. Oh, my goodness. Like he'd go into Walmart, take a shit on this dollar bill, but then walk out with it.

With a turd in there doing shit on it. And then you drop it in front of the entrance. And then you'd sit in your car and watch people come by and be like, oh, dollar, pick it up, shit, on their hand. Oh, no.

Yeah, it was fucking, it was funny, but also not, you know? Well, yeah, it's probably funny when you're like 14. Oh, well, we were in high school. There was one designated jumper. I was only with for a couple of those. This one kid just really loved it. He had the ability. He was about it, man. Where is he at today? Who was it? Just a normal guy. I don't know exactly what he does, but I mean, wears like a suit and shit to work. So he's got like a suit job. Yeah.

Yeah. He's married. Just got married. Wow. Maybe he discreetly does it. Like he's not. Yeah. He still got it in him. No, I had another friend from that group. That group was like, they were all about the pranks. Really? And I'd sometimes, you know, sometimes you'd be with them. So you do it. But they had this one dude. Ironically enough, he had a Hummer. Oh, he drove a Hummer. So they called him Hummer.

And it was just a random ass dude. They dang dong ditched his house and he fucking freaked out. But they dang dong ditched his house for like over a year. Every day for over a year. Yeah, like it was like a big hit, man. Like they were coming, like they'd attack it from all these different angles. And this guy, he was such a psycho and he'd freak out. Classic Hummer driver. After a year of being...

Yeah, yeah. But obviously he was fueling the fire doing that. That guy didn't get security at his house. Well, I'll tell you how the story unfolds. So anyways, they were doing that for so long. But this guy would like give such a reaction. Like he fucking had like paintball guns. Like he would... Like it was like... You make a game out of it. You know, like they played it so good. Like it was like you never know when they're going to ding dong ditch. Like he'd be on guard sometimes. And like he fucking like shot someone with paintball guns. Like he would chase after them. Like anyways...

the police got involved. Like talk about ding dong ditching to the extreme. I remember him telling me the story. So like the police get involved. They basically get busted by the police for ding dong ditching.

And they had to like sit down with his parents and like the people. And this guy had a record of every time he got ding dong ditched. It like his dad, you know, it was showing up. He's like, wow, this is ridiculous. Like we're meeting with this person because he, my son's ding dong ditched their house. He pulls out the book and he goes, they open it with like, uh, we have on record 452 ding dong. And his dad, I guess just turned and looked at him like,

Are you serious? Like, it was a big thing, man. But yeah, these kids loved pranking, man. They were crazy. So the dad of the dinger. Evan, what's the best you've been pranked? Probably the kidnap. The stolen truck, probably. The stolen truck. Yeah. I wish we would have kept that going. We should have left it for like a couple weeks. Evan just has no vehicle. The stolen truck was legendary and extremely well executed. But I think...

We will never be able to top kidnapping Gavin. I hope you guys can somehow. Please don't to me. He still has PTSD, I guess. Oh, no. Anytime I hear a door slam, I don't want to be there. Bro, just that look on the guy's face, the actor we hired.

The way he closed it was so cold. Like, it just was like he does this all the time. Just boom. It felt so real. Like, he'd done this before. It was just... It was like... He was so friendly. And then as soon as you're in the back of that thing and you weren't going to have enough time to get there, it was just like boom. It was like a practice procedure, man. He was ready to go and I was gone. Man, I'm sorry about that again, Gav. Yeah.

Boom. Do you think we should have carried that on any longer? No, no. That was the perfect amount of time because I might have started to cry if it was a little bit longer. Do you think so? Then it wouldn't have been funny. That would have been too far. Ryan just about got socked when you got out of it. I'm so glad you didn't. Yeah, dude. All I saw was you guys like the second it opened. I was like, no. Were you kidding? You looked more like.

I'm scared. He was like... Dolly comes flying up. Yeah, dude. I'm so surprised. I don't know. I was not thinking of that when it opened, but I could have for sure gotten a dolly to the face. Any of you guys could have, yeah. Yeah, like I'm surprised you didn't have that motherfucker and start swinging. I put her away after I realized I was pretty hopeless. But, I mean, even when the door opened, you didn't fight back very well. I thought, well, I was going to tackle, and then I... I thought...

I thought there was going to be guns in my face. Yeah, so you didn't want to have the dolly because you brought a dolly to a gun fight. Would you have froze up if they had guns and just did what they said? Or would you have just went for it? I had no clue what was going to happen. I mean, if they had guns. Oh, if they had guns, I was probably going to go for it. I was going to go out and play the glory. As a full grown man, you'd never expect to be kidnapped. No.

Especially a big guy like Gavin. That's not in the cards. What are they doing with me? Driving like crazy, going left, right. I was like, these guys are trying to get away, and they're getting away fast.

We're like doing like eight miles per hour around the block. Bro, we were laughing so hard. I wish I could have heard your laughs and known it was you guys. I had no clue. So bad. So bad. Oh, man. What did you guys think I was doing in there? I mean, I could hear you. I could hear you. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Shut the fuck up. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. boom.

I knew it was a setup. I knew it was a setup. Any point during it, were you guys like, this is too far or no? The minute that the door shut and I heard you scream, I was like, oh shit, this might be too far. We were going to drive around a little further and really get you going, but then we in the, Ben was driving and I was with him in there and I was like, we got to explore.

No, you guys did it perfect timing. My heart was perfect pace. I wish we had a heart rate monitor on you, man. I bet you would have been at like 250. Oh, she was bumping. When we like told you then, yeah, that three wheel is yours. You were like, oh, great. I'm just happy I'm not getting it. The three wheeler was just a little cherry on top. Yeah, you didn't even care about that at the time. You thought your life was over. Exactly. And then I got the three wheeler. Oh, my God.

Yeah, that was good. Yeah, we've got both of you guys pretty good. Well, at least when you get pranked, you're getting something at the end of it. That's true. I'd say both pranks ended up pretty good for you guys. They did. Why do all the pranks you guys do on me suck? It's just like normally burying my Hummer in a snowbank. Well, we're trying to do you a favor there. We're trying to get you to not be able to drive that thing anymore. Finally got up on the pole. Putting Ken's Bronco on the pole was perfect.

I think really underrated for it. Like it was how, how well executed it was. And then also like the stakes of it, man, Ken was so mad, but he like, didn't get the problem. He just kept, he just kept repeating, get my Bronco down now.

And he'd just look at us, and we'd be like, you can't. He was surprised, but we've almost gone so far with Ken, it's not even a surprise anymore. Yeah, he's just annoyed. He's just inconvenienced. He's like, my car's going to be up there for a week. When he came back in my truck, I legit thought he was going to hit me. I might have planted the seed in Ken's head. I said, no.

Ken, don't be so mad. Maybe you just hop in Ben's truck and go park it in the pond. That would have been great. That would have been. If Ken drove that bitch into the pond at that speed, it would look like that time when we jumped the Fusion into Mark's pond. Remember Justin in the driver's seat when the airbag goes off? He's like,

Ken is like when he gets pranked and he gets so mad, he gets so flustered and can't think and can't operate. His motor functions almost give out because he's so just filled with anger. He's been a good sport through it all, though. That's for sure. Have you guys ever like non-video pranks? What's like a prank? I feel like you two had to prank each other when you guys were kids.

Oh, I mean, one time CJ convinced you that I got sent off to boys camp when I just went up north with my dad for a weekend. That one sucked. It was after me, Ryan, and my friend Sam got caught sneaking out. What about that time when we did the woman in white? Oh, the woman in white. That was when we had someone dress up in white. So me and CJ lived, I guess, our parents' home.

I don't know, like 20 houses down from each other. And so we would always be hanging out at each other's house and then it would get late and then you'd have to like walk or bike or dirt bike home at night. And it was like through the woods, over this hill, pitch dark. I think you probably came up with like the woman in white. I saw a scary movie and it reminded me, it looked just like the road that we would ride on. And it's just so dark, you know? And I was just like, man, that'd be the worst case. The woman in white.

was the only thing you could think about going back and forth, right? And then we became friends with you guys, and, like, the, you know, the tale was like, yeah, this woman, she lived out in this old farmhouse. Husband passed away, and, like, nobody ever sees her. The only time she comes out is at night, and she wears, like, a white gown. And you guys believed it because we were so convincing. Classic. Yeah.

And then one night we had our friend dress up in a full white gown. I think we have a picture. Pop up the picture of it. Looks exactly like the girl in the ringer. Yeah, it was so creepy. It was the ring. Or the ring. Sorry, not the ring. Johnny Knoxville. That's a great movie too. In the ring when she climbs out of the TV. So like right as you crest this hill...

The lights came down on her. And Jake was driving. I'm so glad Jake didn't swerve and hit her. Yeah, because I knew that was a possibility. So I told her, I was like, he might try to swerve and hit you. So be ready to go into the woods. Stay on the edge here. One time we did this prank. We were picking up Ben's older brother and his girlfriend.

and bringing them to the sandbar. And we were just delivering them on the boat, but we were on our friend's boat. Oh, my God. And we were making brats at the time. Like, we ate, you know, like, some big, juicy, like, you know, filled with cheddar-filled brats. And we made note that it looked like a penis, you know, and we were all joking around about it because we were in the seventh, eighth grade. So, anyways...

We come up with this idea. We're like, okay, when we pick them up, you should have it like kind of hanging out the top of your pants, like you're waistbanding it and like whatever. And we picked them up and it was so uncomfortable because neither of them said anything. And I don't think Ben's older brother saw it, but I know for a fact his girlfriend did it, his girlfriend at the time, because she legit went like, thanks, Matt.

Eyeballed down, I think three or four times, and walked up. It was such a weird vibe after that. We all went home because we're like, fuck, that was fucked up. It was too much. I thought for some reason we were going to get in trouble. Yeah, that one was messed up. One time CJ had a friend coming over.

Brats again, man. We love those things. We're just like, hey, come over to Matt's house. And then we set him up in his room. We're down in Matt's room. Just come on down. And then me and CJ hid. And Matt was sitting in his room watching porn. Oh, my God. Not actually watching it. Not actually watching. But then he had the bra. Bra and lotion. It's so funny.

It's so funny. And then, like, this dude opens up the door and he fucks it up. I'm mad. You know, this, like... I'm mad. And he's got this, like, fucking big brat for a seventh grader to have, you know? And, like, he thought... He thought, like, he was actually jerking off and it was, like, his first time meeting him and it was just a great prank. That's true. I mean, life has not changed around here. If anything, the stakes have just gotten bigger. We've been doing this shit since we were 12. Or one time when I brought, uh...

some friends over that Matt had never met and he was in the shower.

And we had him act like they were sleeping in his room. And then he never seen him before. So he opens up the door. And there's these two guys. He had bunk beds. One guy on the top, one on the bottom. Turns on the lights. Whoa, who the fuck are you? And he's naked. And then the dude pops up. He's like, what's up? I'm Brady. And then he's just like, what are you doing in my bed? He's like, Patty said I could stay here. You're on. And he's like, what the fuck?

the fuck i didn't no one told me like i don't know that one was funny if you had to be there maybe cut that one but yeah we did so many hilarious we're sitting in the closet just trying not to yeah that was funny too man i've so many i can't even think of all of them i remember when i first showed up here the first day and i'm just talking to uh ben and cj and they're like yeah

Ryan's getting ready to maybe leave the group. I was like, whoa. What? I'm just showing up. Yeah, his girlfriend's a preschool teacher and wants him to join her. He wants to go teach at the preschool maybe. I was like, what are you guys talking about? Yeah, is Camaro's too fast apparently for her? He's got to get rid of that. The priest is on the way. And I don't know Ryan that well. It's like, oh, they're being serious. Like, what's going on? Why is Ryan doing this? And then it came out to me. And they never told me the truth.

Well, also, though, you would always leave whenever Gavin would get here. And you were like, what's the deal? Like, why is Ryan always like, go? And we're like, well, he doesn't like you. Yeah, and I believed it for a long time. Yeah, he doesn't like you. You know, he's a certain type of politics in a certain way. And that you're against rednecks and you didn't want to be around. There was a lot of things that we told you, Gavin, that...

Later that night, we went, oh, man. You should probably straighten these out. Yeah, I was like, I never know. You were buying everything. You were buying everything. I was just trying to watch everything I said to Ryan. Now, I was like, oh, what does Ryan think now if I say something bad about rednecks or something? You know what I'm saying? I was like, Ryan.

A little soft, but it didn't turn out to be. Then the other thing that got me was the, I feel so stupid, the lake sharks. Oh, classic. I couldn't even play into that one. It was so painful to watch. Sharks in the lake, guys. I just sat there. Evan can't play into any of these. I think we could sell sand at a beach. Yeah, you could have sold me anything that first night. Yeah, you guys were telling me. Yeah, there's lake sharks up there. If they come up, you'll feel them on your toe. Ryan's like, yeah, just punch it in the face and I'll go with it. Oh, okay.

Yeah, a lot of times when we meet someone, very quickly we'll catch on how gullible they are and then we'll just destroy their trust. At times, though, I think we take it too far. For sure. I think we realized with Gavin we were taking it too far. That's when we called it off. We're like, you know, Ryan's not actually leaving and he's not actually getting a Prius. You know, all these things.

Yeah. He was. And everything we would say to Gavin, he would just give us the best reaction, which is why you keep doing it. You go, no, don't tell me that. Don't tell me that. No. Ryan, no. No way, Ryan. Should I talk to him? Go for it, man, but he's too far gone. I wouldn't. Yeah, I probably won't. I mean, you have to be on your toes with you guys because if you're not,

You never know. You never know what's going to happen. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. You might get jammed up. Well made, made a severe victim of being CJ's trolling. Yeah. I thought you guys were going to mess with me when I got up here. We don't do it nearly as bad anymore. We,

We used to just... That's all we do. We just troll people. And I feel like then people just didn't take us seriously anymore because you never knew if we were messing with you or not. But we were so good at selling it. Yeah, we have had to earn back a lot of people's trust. And still, I mean, literally daily, I'll say something and CJ will just agree with me. And then all the rest of the guys will just be like, bullshit. What are you talking about? Why would I lie about this? And they go...

I don't know. This is good. I don't know. Why would you expect me to be a man? It's like a mirror. Just deflects it right back at you. Back at you. Yeah. No, we've had some good times. We started channeling that, that creative energy and other things. It's just so fun though. It is so fun. We got me fired up thinking about it. There was just nothing else to do back then. Really set us up well to do this.

Yeah, it was good training. Honestly, it was great training. Yeah. Because we're just like putting in your reps, your whole childhood for this. Yeah, so last night I was sleeping. It was like 1.30 in the morning, and I woke up to the loudest beep I've ever heard in my entire life. Beep? And it was the carbon monoxide going off in my room. Oh? But it was just one beep.

And it wakes me up. And it wakes Greta up. And I'm like, what was that? And then I look up and it's like beeping red. And then Greta's like, you should go and check on that. And I'm like, check on what? She's like, that. Make sure it's like, we're not going to die. And I was like, okay, well, what do I check? Okay.

So I like go out and I'm walking around my house, make sure my truck's not running. Wasn't forgot to turn it off. Yeah. Go and see if the oven's on. Not sure if that have anything to do with it. Wasn't go downstairs. I'm walking around downstairs and I'm like, God damn, where's my like homeowner handbook? This is like, what do you check? Check my furnace checked out. Looked like a furnace. And I like go back into my room and I'm like, damn,

Well, at least I tried. To this moment, I still don't know exactly what it was. I'm assuming it was batteries, being that I woke up this morning, which was good. But it was a serious concern, and I was, like, rolling around for the next hour. Thinking about it? Yeah, I was so nervous. I would have just cracked a window or something. I did. I wouldn't open the door, but it was so cold. I was like, ah, it's not worth it.

There's nothing worse than being spooked when you're home alone. A house isn't that scary when there's other people there? Like, you have friends over, it's nothing. Or if your girlfriend's with you, but man, that one night that you got to sleep alone, that's when the noises are the loudest and weirdest.

You always thought you'd get over it as you got older, but you really don't. No, dude. It's just as bad. I still run up the stairs, and as soon as I turn off the lights, running up from downstairs, I can't look back, and I feel like somebody's going to grab me. Really? Yeah. You don't feel that? I mean, yeah, I guess.

I do. I'm surprised that you feel that. There's always weird noises going around at the shop here. I don't know what it is. It's Mike late at night. Well, honestly, it's Mike pissing his bed right above you. No, that's what I think it might be, Mike, but then there's no one else here. Oh, man. Honestly, though, Evan's probably in the most likelihood of spot for someone to break in. Yeah.

You know what I'm saying? Realistically, you could have a pissed off viewer. Or Ken Stocker. I mean, you could piss someone off. There's plenty of reasons why you could piss someone off. But people get mad easily. They just don't like us in general. They show up here to do something. That's actually why we have Evan stay here. He's like a guard dog for the shop. Yeah, we know you'd fight him. Oh, Rottweiler.

Ready to attack No that's why we have Security cameras No yeah we got this place On lock But uh Yeah I do I do wonder about that a lot And I think about that For like You know like Real celebrities And like the privacy Yeah it's even higher stakes Yeah cause then you actually Have like stalkers and shit Especially if you're A good looking girl Yeah That'd be terrifying Real big celebrities They have like

you know, a gate with actual security 24 seven at it. Really? Yeah, dude. They just sit like that there. Like it's a little thing and making clear and everyone coming through and it's not uncommon at all. There's, there's one YouTuber like Roman Atwood. He had a stalker. Yeah. He has full security. He was also like a hacker and got into like all of his like bank accounts and phone records and like a serious stalker.

And that was because of his, I think he was like obsessed with his wife. Classic. Yeah. He was off after some, but what an inconvenience. You got to pay a full security team for your house 24 seven. It's just an expense that you'll never get back. That would suck. Yeah. No privacy. Yeah. You're always got people there. Yeah. And if I've ever watched a single action movie, those security teams do nothing. They crumble. Yeah.

That's true. No problem. They never work together. They attack one at a time. Yeah. It's always so frustrating. The bad guys are always a bad shot, too. Michael, what's up, buddy? How you doing? All right. I got a video to show you guys. Oh. So to preface this, it's about Gavin. This is like a football video, but it's about Gavin. So picture Gavin is on his three-wheeler.

And he crashes, but we're filming a video and he crashes early in the video and we really need him. But he just busted himself. Oh boy. I've never seen that happen in real life. Yeah, he's a tough kid. Let's see it. I can't believe that you made it all of yesterday without crashing. I thought for sure you were. You were so on the verge of crashing at all times.

I was like, it's coming, it's coming, but you just were so good of a rider now. Thank you. I'm proud of you, dude. I appreciate that, man. I'm proud of you. So, X Games 2024, Gavin's going to be the first three-wheeler in the freestyle. And the three-wheeler might be the only one. Might be the only one who's right, Mike. Yeah.

Okay, Gavin, so you're Matthew Stafford. You just took a digger on your three wheels. Let's see it. Stafford takes the snap. Sets in the pocket. Rolls left. This is going to be it. He's got to get rid of it. Stafford sets. Looks. Now running back to his right. Stafford looking for somewhere to go. Sets and throws. Ow, dude. Is that what I look like after hitting the stairs? And Matthew Stafford is down on the field and is not getting up. Stop it.

That is you. Oh my god. Poor fella dude. Did he fire a "get the fuck off me" in there? Yeah he did. He's totally you. He goes back in. No way! Let's go baby!

He throws a tutty? Legend, dude. Gavin finally clearing the jump, but you have a broken wrist the whole time. I can hit the jump if you need me to. No, Gavin, it's fine. We don't need you to hit the jump. No one needs you to hit the jump. I'll do it. I can do it.

I lost faith in Gavin's jumping capabilities when he bodied himself off of the trailer jump. Can we just pop that clip up? You guys want to watch it? That was a funny-ass clip, man. It's hard to watch, but... This was just the rowdiest entry. Oh, my God! Oh, man. That was bad. Are you all right? I'm all right. I don't know how I took that one so well. Yeah, you are built...

So incredibly well. Thank you. I appreciate that. You're a Honda. Yeah, what's the line? Built to last. Built to last. Yeah, he's built to last for sure, man. Two said it. I need to get a VIN card right here now, huh? Yeah, I think you should, Gab. You got a couple tattoos, but get another one. Get a VIN, yep. Built to last. Yeah, Honda.

What would your band number be? You've got bodies so many times. Have you ever thought about changing your middle name to Honda? Probably Trike, but yeah, maybe Honda. Gavin Trike. Gavin Trike, yeah. No, that was probably like the gnarliest fall I've taken on a wheeler, though. That was a battle. Actually, I feel like that one wasn't as bad as when you get rolled over and get all tangled up in it. Oh, yeah, you guys saw me hitting the field. What did you think about me hitting the field, Ben? I still don't know what was going on. I was testing the field capabilities, bro. It didn't pass. No.

Pop that one up. Go to that video on his feed. Sorry, Mike. But, yeah, I don't know what we were doing there. Nothing good. I was just wanting to see how hot I could come in on a 250R. Let me figure that out. Gavin's still doing testing. They concluded testing in 1989 about three-wheelers, but Gavin's still testing just to really do his due diligence. Oh, my God.

Like that was pretty bad. You could have got bit on that one. I can think, Seth. I know. Look at me wearing that helmet still, though. That helmet saved my life. I'm just trying to figure out what the plan was. There wasn't supposed to be a hill there, but the hill was there. Yeah, I would say the plan was probably not to crash. Yeah. The hill is normally an open field. Did you check? Maybe took like a slow cruise through that grassy area? Oh, no. We walked through. We walked right through there. Missed that part. Well, we saw that part, but I still hit that part. Yeah.

Yeah. We laugh, we joke, but as long as you are okay, please, please be careful. Thank you, baby. We don't want you to get hurt, brother. Having fun. No matter what. Yeah, I know. It's all in having fun, but just please don't. Hot yoga here and there. Got to risk it for the biscuit, right? You do make me nervous, though. Evan...

does similar caliber stuff, probably crazier stuff, but he's so talented and lucky and just like... Lucky, lucky. There's more luck than talent. I'd say talent for sure. Are you kidding me? So where are you putting me at on that scale? But Evan is such a little bowling ball. He can just like... It's just like just rolling them down. And they'll just take a little tumble. What do you get with me? You are... You're like a turkey. That's it.

You're like a ham on Thanksgiving that got thrown in the back of the truck, but the box didn't get shut, so they're ripping down the highway, and the ham falls out the back of the truck, and it just gets tumbled down the highway. You know, that's unbelievably accurate. Hey, as long as he keeps rolling, he's probably going to live, man.

Dude, crashing never hurt anybody. It's coming to a dead stop that hurts you. You got to roll, baby. That's what I'm saying. Crashing never hurt nobody. Gavin Carson. There might be some truth in that. I don't know if there's much, but... I think the real quote of that is speed. Speed, yeah. Speed, but I mean crashing too, I guess.

I just want you to be careful, and Evan, too. Please be careful. We probably won't, but hell yeah. If we were careful, we wouldn't be here. Damn right. That's a good point. But as long as you can keep coming back here, that is the most important thing. There's a fine line in life. Very good point. Yep, ride that line, baby. Yeah, exactly. I do want to talk a little bit about our Vikings.

And it's been a tough year for us. It is...

football season and uh i think being a minnesota sports fan is hard you're lucky you got colorado i think maybe the baseball team's decent but i think the broncos are considered pretty good oh who's the broncos dude we only have the c buffs in colorado now dude that's oh yeah what do you think about that like deon sanders all them oh they're awesome yeah hopefully have you met them no but i uh took the o-line coach fish in a couple weeks ago really oh this this fish is killer let's

Let's get Coach out here. How'd you get lined up with him? My football coach from my linebacker coach is good buddies with him. No way. So you guys all went fishing. Uh-huh. But yeah. And then he's like, oh, this fishing's killer. Hopefully get Coach Prime out here next summer or something. Oh, yeah. That'd be sick, huh? Now that would be cool. That'd be cool. You hang with Prime. Yeah. Yeah. I wonder if Prime's a three-wheeler guy. I know he's a fishing guy, so we're halfway there. Yeah, that's for sure. Yeah, halfway there. He's a legend, man. Is there a correlation between three-wheelers and fishing? There has to be something there, man. Look at me.

I think everybody loves three-wheelers, man. Redneck correlation. Exactly. Ties it together. Speaking of football players and boats, you guys remember the Vikings love boat scandal? Yeah. Can you imagine being on that boat? No. I mean, I can't imagine myself, but yeah. They just got caught. I'm pretty sure they do that. Some people. They just got caught. I love that. That stuff goes down every weekend on...

Lake like that. They just got caught. Yeah, let me see this. Pull up the article. I want to see the story. Classic little jam up. That's freaking... Nothing that won't buff on F. It was back in 2005 when football was football and there was no rough in the past or, you know, and stuff like that. On October 6, 2005, an alleged sex party occurred on Lake Minnetonka. Unbelievable. Dante Culpeps. But yeah, they apparently rented two boats.

and they just flew in prostitutes from Atlanta and Florida. Actual prostitutes or were they just girls? They're from Atlanta. It was said that they were sex workers. One guy estimated there was 100 women there. 100 women for 17 football players? Two boats? Pretty decent numbers, honestly. That's a pretty good ratio. An anonymous former player of the Minnesota Vikings claimed that this is not the first time

that such an incident has happened. The scandal has sometimes been referred to as the love boat scandal. Like, it's nice to see that the Vikings can at least catch the news every once in a while. They can't catch a fucking pass. Yeah, they can't catch a fucking pass.

But they got in trouble for peeing in some lady's yard, apparently. Wait, so how big of a boat you got to have? I believe they were on two boats. And they didn't think anyone was going to notice they're on the lake? They were houseboats. Maybe they were behind closed doors. Two houseboats were rented and some, but not all of the players performed sexual acts. How did they know that? In front of the crew members. So they had rental jobs. Not all of them, but some of them did. What?

Some of them did. Not all of them, but some of them did. I don't know what's worse in that scenario, being the watcher or being the guy. I feel like it's being the watcher. Unless you went to a different part of the boat and removed yourself from the debauchery. Well, it sounds like you're a worker, man. You can't go anywhere. You're trying to drive the boat. Can you imagine piloting a boat with 100 whores running around? What are you doing? Bangin' the Minnesota Vikings. Put that bitch on cruise control. Ha, ha, man. Ha, ha, ha.

Aren't you supposed to be driving the boat right now? Boom! It's actually on the Titanic. I was going to say, they'll be making a documentary about that. I can't believe we live in a world now where your scandals get their own Wikipedia page. That's actually impressive. That name, dude. Yeah, that's what I mean. There's a full Wikipedia right up, and then it just goes, parties involved, and it just gives their name and a full description of them. Full description, I mean, yeah. Wow.

That sounds like a party. Do you have a Wikipedia ad?

Look up. See if dude Evan Burr has a Wikipedia. I don't think I do. I've looked at the Seaboys one, and I'm the name that doesn't have a clickable link. Really? I never made a Wikipedia. I don't even know how you make a Wikipedia. We just got one. That's fucking old. Our neighbors. Here we go. What is this? It's going to make me pay to view this shit. Yeah, it does. While the majority of kids these days hit the slopes, Evan's chefed.

Ops for a pair of skis. Ooh, tasteful. Unbelievable. They're not any old pair of skis, however, and the skiing is anything but old school. Let me see. I think there's a... Damn it. Have you been making the news for a while? What was that? 2008, it said? He found so much success that he'll take his skills to Colorado? Yeah. Go. Same place, same time. Didn't know it. Damn right. Jeez. Unbelievable.

If you type in Shred 80, one of the first things that was coming up for me a couple weeks ago was, who's Shred 80's sister? Really? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Look up. Look that up. Shred 80's sister, Net Worth. Wow. Mike, you got anything to say today? You've been awfully quiet back there. Gavin, thanks for being here. Three wheelers.

Let's go. Yup. Three wheelers, baby. I do have more to say. I love you guys. Oh, thanks Mike. You worked very hard. Um, we didn't post a video this week, which was very difficult for us to like kind of come to terms with. We're working on some big projects and like, it's been a long time since we skipped a Thursday. So this is an interesting vibe around here, but we got big things that we're working on. And, uh, so stay tuned for that in the vids. Thanks for listening to the podcast. Sounds good. We'll see you guys next week. See you next week.

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