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75 grand in a backpack. I just left bleeding and sweaty wondering what just happened. You're olive skin, he tans easy, no sunscreen. Yeah. You kind of look like an olive. You kind of built like an olive. By the time this podcast releases, one of us could be in Alabama jail. There's some people genuinely concerned for you and they think you're on drugs.

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What number? Bring us in. He takes a drink of his Fanta. His what now? Don't you want to? Hey, can I interest you in a Fanta? Fanta? I don't know. Based on the song, you would think, don't you want to Fanta Fanta? Yeah, isn't it? But you would always call it Fanta if it wasn't involved with the song. Fanta Fanta. No, it was like a commercial back in the...

It was a Fanta commercial? Yeah. Don't you want to? Maybe it is Fanta. Man, it's weird sitting in the middle like this. Why? Oh, I love sitting in the middle. You guys want to switch? You going to be alright over there? No, yeah, I'm good.

What? Stop looking at me. We have to. We have to look that way. Dude, this is sick. I think I'm not the worst podcaster on here today. We are back with all the boys. Ken in the hot seat over there. I don't know why I called it the hot seat. But yeah, we got all six of us on. Ken is like, I'm in the hot seat. You're not in the hot seat. This is actually why we brought you in, Ken. Usually the hot seat's the one in the middle there. You are in the middle. We're all looking at you.

This is awkward. I saw somebody left their cocktail by the stairs. Do they want that? Evan, you haven't just stationing cocktails around the shop now? Just in case I snuck out to take a whiz and I was thirsty. Oh, man. Ev, you're actually pretty slimmed down right now. I mean, I'd say just due to your limiting of drinking. I mean, thank you for saying that I've slimmed down.

You've significantly slimmed down. He's been on a diet for the last couple months. Yeah, no. Yeah, just not drinking every single day. You lose a couple pounds. It's crazy. Dude, I saw a picture of Ben the other day. Holy shit, dude. You've lost some weight, too. Both of you two used to be actually, like, you never thought it in the moment. No, no, no, no, no.

You thought it in the moment and you told me every fucking chance you had. I didn't think it was that bad. And look what he did now, dude. And it really wasn't bad. It wasn't bad at all. Even I was... I mean, I had... Like, we just had this face fact going, all of us. I'd say all three of us...

Pretty significantly. Well, I don't think Ben's had a choice but to slim down. Well, Ben hasn't had a choice, but can we pull up a... I got to find a picture. I saw this one pic of Ben. God damn. I mean, all I got to do is just scroll back a little ways here. I was even looking at the one of us on the R6 in the kitchen. I'm like, dang. I didn't think you looked...

Big then, but now you look. His face, dude. Just a skinny little boy now. Yeah, no, I've lost 25 pounds. It was just such a, yeah, for the weight you were or the size you are, it was pretty drastic. And I was cracking up. Like, I posted something from the eBay motor shoot, like, you know, buddy, over a year ago. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And you're like, God, I was so fat. Well, pop that picture up. I'm sure Ryan will be able to find some pics here. But pop some side-by-side pics up. It's truly amazing. But I almost think you need to respond to the allegation. Because I'm reading some comments here, Ben. There's some people genuinely concerned for you, and they think you're on drugs. Oh.

Oh, yeah. Like they're saying like, I really hope Ben doesn't have a cocaine problem. I really hope Ben doesn't have an Adderall problem. I had an Adderall problem. I started looking like that or back when I was on cocaine. And I see it. And people are like spiraling. And I mean, you live a pretty wild life. You know, like other celebrities, it wouldn't be that far fetched of a thing to think, okay, he's probably on one of those two things.

That's also why they jumped to us. If you don't know him personally, like, you know him personally, so you would be like, Ben would never do cocaine. But he looks, like, healthy, like, just because he got a little bit skinnier. But you have, like, color to you. Normally when you... Yeah. It is interesting, actually. Look at this shit. When I see people's, like, faces slimmed down. Dude. Who is that? Ben.

I was chubby, too. I'm not saying that I was not slim, either. God dang, look at my face. I can't wait to have this conversation in a few months about me because I just recently figured out that I don't fit into larges anymore. It was really heartbreaking. You're an XL, Ryan? I'm an XL. We've known that for a while, though, Ryan. Yeah.

You've just been running around wearing these little tight shirts. I just thought you washed your clothes on high heat. No, I don't know. They do seem to shrink a little bit. There's no way that those are regulations. I just figured, you know, this guy just doesn't know how to do laundry. He does it high heat. Everything's shrunk on him. I just thought he wanted to show off his muscles. Quad guy arms. Yeah, I don't know about the whole belly explanation then. We're so positive around here and so negative on each other.

We're like, you looking really good? You're looking really good. I remember, like, I took my shirt off the other day, and then, which this is a true statement. Evan goes like, oh, Mike, you got a bit of a belly on you now. Yeah, but Mike has a crackhead belly. He's got, like, your meth monstered out, but you still love beer, so you're, like, flat, and then you just got a...

And then Evan's like, you got a bit of a belly on you, Mike. And then Ben just like, oh, oh, oh.

He always has. No, he literally always has. It's not just now. It's just a little bump. That's all it is. A little bump. Four to five months pregnant. Jeez.

That's a big belly. Can you still see your toes when you look down? Then you're fine. That's what I heard. That's when you got to lay off the burgers when you can't see your toes. I think you're a little far past, uh, that now it's time. No, you gotta be to not be able to see your toes. Holy shit. Well, it also depends how you stand, you know, like if you, if you lean over a little bit, I can still see my toes. Yeah, no. So back to me doing drugs. Um,

No, I'm not on drugs. I'm just unhealthy. Like, I'm just sick.

Like I have had, I've explained this like five different times. I feel like it's your diet as in like you are sick, but I don't think that's why you're losing weight. You're losing weight to your, your insanely steak, rice, steak. Yeah, but I wouldn't be on that diet if I felt okay. Right. I think it's just cool to think like if, if other people were to go on that same diet, you know, SIBO aside, go on that diet. I think they'd lose hella weight too. Yeah, no, you would, you would for sure.

I don't necessarily feel like I look malnourished, but then again, I feel like it's like...

Like, I was, like, 170, and now I'm 145. And I feel, like, much smaller than I should be. That's what Conor McGregor fought at, 145. Really? Yeah, so I could hop in there. You could take them. I think that sometimes when I see, like, their fighting weights. So don't feel like, you know. Fighting weights at least 10 pounds less than they are. He's a freaking jack guy. Yeah, you're just in your Conor McGregor peak. When they have to, like, slim down and, like, lose all that water weight right before the weigh-in. They go back, though.

They do go back, but I almost feel like that's how I feel right now when they have to fast and lose all that water weight in 24 hours. What you said earlier, though, when we're all like, oh, you look great, and then you pull your shirt up and we're making a comment like that. Dude, I went golfing with...

Ron the other day and it was me grandpa Ron and then three of his buddies and all three of his other friends were like pretty much just like him like pretty like witty but like savage and the shit that they say and they are just ruthless on each other and they are so savage to each other you would think that they're all enemies like they hate each other they hate each other but

That's what the best of friends do. You can be a savage. Dude, so like one would hit a good shot and be like, oh, hey, great shot, Ron. And then the next shot would be bad. And they'd be like, you piece of shit. You've always been a piece of shit. You're not even worthy of this golf course, you loser. But I think you explained it in the wrong way, though. It's funny because they say that first, then the next one.

Oh, hey, nice shot. Yeah, no, it just goes back and forth. And you're like, what is going on here? Are you guys friends? Yeah, it's so funny when our grandma explains it. Because she's like, if me and my friends talk to each other like that, we would never talk again. Like, that would be the end of it. But they just, that's the way they all talk to each other. It's a bunch of old men. Girls are different, dude. Like, they will talk about like, oh, Sarah said that,

I could come to the party if I wanted to. Like, what? How would I get? If I wanted to. If I wanted to? She didn't even want me there. And guys are like, come over, fuckface. Please do not come. You are going to ruin the party. And it's like, sick. All right, I'll be there at three. Parties at three don't come. It is funny how that works, though. But it might be a hostile work environment over here, but it's positive. I wouldn't change a thing. It's a good balance. Yeah.

Ev, I heard the other day that you just went ahead and pissed off a Russian truck driver. Man, the whole thing was, it was like a movie that I was watching from 10 feet behind my own self. Because I woke up late. Fuck. Fuck.

I should have not started. No. I thought it was Tuesday. No, yeah. So I don't know. What was it? Like a Tuesday or Wednesday? I don't know. A random day of the week. And I had scheduled with Ryan to be at like, I don't know, 8.30 in the morning, which is relatively early for me. Yeah. To go... You're supposed to be in DL. Yeah, be in DL. And I...

I basically woke up exactly when I needed to leave. I hadn't messed up yet. I just needed to go now. So I jump out of bed. I'm throwing my clothes on, and Ben, like, bangs on my door, opens up, and he's like, you need to get to the farm and unload a truck. I'm like, well, I kind of got a deal going with Ryan already. He's like, no, I'll talk to Ryan. You're good. Just go to the farm. Okay. Okay.

Pull into the farm and there's a semi sitting there. So I fire up the skid steer. I'm ready to unload it when this extremely Russian man jumps out and just starts screaming at me.

And Evan still hasn't woken up yet. Do we have the security camera footage of this? He's still rubbing his eyes. His hair is wild. Like, I've basically been awake for five minutes, and I'm all over the place. He yelled at three times already. And the problem is that I can hardly understand what he's saying because of his accent and because he's just hollering.

And he's saying something along the lines of, I've been here since 11 o'clock last night. And this is 8.39 the next morning, so obviously he wasn't sitting there all night. Was he? Well, I mean, we found out later, yes, he indeed was. He slept right there in the parking lot. What was he saying? Ah, he just was going off there. Yeah.

There's no bathroom, no running water. I drive for 12 hours like this in the truck. And he's going on and on. He was very animated with what he was saying. I get you to shop and there's no way to shit. No way to shit.

No water. He's thinking he's going to like an actual business and a place. He's like, okay, perfect. It's about 7 in the morning. They should be opening very soon. It doesn't happen until 10. And I did feel bad because of the miscommunication, but I don't know where that miscommunication was at. I mean, I do feel bad he had to sit there. He should have just gone and shit in the woods. Why don't you tell him that? Go shit in the woods. I'm sure he had to go somewhere. He couldn't hold it for that long.

What was he doing? That's right. Because we had some stuff coming for the new shop, and they just told them that they needed it there ASAP because we had our shop reveal. But we didn't need it like...

drive through the night, stay overnight at our shop, like wait. That was great of him. That was really nice of him. That's a good worker. He deserves better than to have... So then when I... So after he hollers at me for a few minutes, he opens, kind of just flings the door open on the truck and...

just walks away and hops up in the cab and i'm like all right well i can take a hint it's time for me to unload this truck yeah and uh i'm not the best forklifter with the skid steer the

The forks are short and the stuff was stacked in there crazy and I started busting the pallet. No, no, no, no, no. No, but it was like... It's his personal truck that he drives. Stop, stop! He can't hear because he's on the left side of him. He's deaf. Well, it's like 20-foot shelving...

He's pointing fingers. He's pointing... Oh, my gosh. Foiling his hands. We got to listen to a little bit of this. Oh, my gosh.

So you start unloading this thing with the skid steer. How they stacked it on the pallets was goofy. The pallet was half the size of like the beams that were on it and it wasn't centered. It was off to the side. So when you went to pick it up, all the weight was on the other end. You needed like 20 foot forks. You need the extension. Which we had, but they were like bigger than the space in the pallet.

Either way. So what'd you end up doing? So, yeah, basically I just had to jump out and just do it old school and just unload these 75 pound beams one at a time for like,

a half an hour while he sat in the truck. What was Buddy doing? Dude, well, the funniest thing was is he seemed awfully upset when he got up in the truck. But after I unloaded it on the very last piece, I mean, I smashed my finger. I was bleeding a little bit, whatever. And he came out happier than a pig in shit. Oh, I see you unloading back there. You know, whatever going on. Then he was in a better mood and the

The craziest part is when he jumped in, was in a hurry to get out, he parked at the end of the road and slept for five hours. At the end of the farm road? Yeah. Pulled off in the gravel. He probably didn't get any sleep the night before. Why? Why didn't he just sleep the night before? Probably terrified. The whole thing was just so bizarre.

And I just left bleeding and sweaty, wondering what just happened. And then the whole time you're doing that, I'm calling you like, where the fuck are you? Because Justin and I are waiting in DL. Yeah, I guess I was so distracted from him that I totally forgot. Well, I thought Bennett maybe smoothed it over, but yeah. No, he didn't.

I figured that you would just show up unloading it and be about a three-minute ordeal. Never is. Not an entire 20-minute podcast segment out of it. Just hand unloading everything. If you schedule an hour for unload, it'll take three minutes, but you schedule 10 minutes, it's going to take an hour. I just love to get a few hours.

So he basically was upset because he had to stay overnight with no amenities. But I just love the idea of you rolling out of bed. I remember you telling me that you roll out of bed and five minutes later you're getting yelled at by a Russian dude. Well, I got a call at like 8.30 from dispatch and they were like, hey,

The truck just got there, so if you want to have somebody unload it. I was like, okay, great. Well, I'm editing right now, so I'll go and talk to Evan, and I'm sure he'll be able to do it. Little did I know that he'd been there for 12 hours. I can't imagine what that guy was calling dispatch saying. What the? No, it's a shit. Where did you send me? Well, because if you haven't ever been around here before, you get off the interstate like an hour and a half from here,

And then the farther you drive, you think you're just going to eventually come across something. And then it just gets more and more rural. So I'm sure he's like, I'm going to stop at a gas station eventually. And he gets through and he's like, okay, I'm 45 minutes away. And then the only thing between is the freaking Cormorant store. And I think he referred to the Cormorant store as a truck stop.

He said, I went to the truck stop and it was closed. What a shitty truck stop. Yeah. Yeah. It's not exactly a truck stop, buddy. Yeah. We need to have Cormorant be more commercial truck friendly. Have them put a truck stop in town. Yeah. Then he pulls. Flying J. The flying Mike. Flying J moves it down. He loves in town. I could see Mike opening up a truck stop. I could see that too. Mike's truck stop. A couple slot machines in the back. It's actually a really good name too. I'm like into it, but I don't know if I'm ready to be that rich. Yeah.

Yeah, Mike. I'm sure once you open it up, you're not going to know what to do with all the money flying in and Cormorant truck stop. Oh, man. When Mike's building the truck stop, he's like already talking to people like he's super rich. Dude,

Yeah, I just don't know what I'm going to do with all this money. It would evolve. It would be such a destination. Before you know it, it would be a mall. Then it would be its own small town. All started as Mike's Travel Plaza. Call it Mike's. Yeah, the town's just Mike's. It'd be a great town. You got billboards for like 100 miles before. Like, make a stop at Mike's. But the nice part about it is everything in town is...

Mike owned, so Mike owns it, but he doesn't charge anyone for it because it's just all of his own stuff, and he just wants to just share it with other people. That sounds a lot lamer. I could see it, though. Would you incorporate the Cormorant mini golf? Yeah, we have a mini golf in...

in Cormoran and it's actually pretty elaborate. I've golfed there once or twice. Reckless Golfing 5. That would be pretty good. Yeah, Cormoran is a weird town, man. You come here and you just never know what you're going to get. Most likely nothing. You never know what you're going to get. Unless you run into us, then it'll probably be something.

Last weekend, we headed up to the Iron Range in northern Minnesota. And as we talk about Cormont, we're pretty rural, but we are nothing compared to up there.

No cell service, trees and mines, and that's really all that's up there. A lot of beer. A lot of beer. Rusty Clark, an Army and Air Force veteran, needed treatment at a VA hospital. Meet his wife, Juanita. We live above Borgentown, West Virginia. It would take us about seven hours to get here. And I was prepared to sleep on the hospital floor beside of Mr. Clark.

But the Fisher House opened up that door. We had a lovely suite to stay in. We had food to eat. We didn't have to worry about that because the Fisher House, the foundation, Mr. and Mrs. Fisher took care of all that years ago, following their dream to make our reality that we were together and we could be treated here. It's a great blessing.

I was in the Army Guard, and then I went into the Air Force, and then I met Juanita. Because of family's love. It's good medicine.

Up on the Iron Range. We went and rode snowmobiles when it was 70 degrees. And Evan dressed up as a pimp. Nothing more fitting. And I have never seen people be so welcoming to a pimp up on the Iron Range, dude. It wasn't a real one. You sure looked like a real one. Yeah, you did. But when you roll up in the El Camino, the sub's just bumping. It's like I was in the Sprinter van ahead of you, and I could feel your subs in a whole other car. It was just a...

hop out you're standing on the roof of it now there's a crowd around you you're just a natural entertainer Evan as your mom even said it was pretty crazy when it's all happening it's just super fun you know it's all laughs like everyone's stoked but like looking back it's pretty crazy it was pretty bizarre imagine not knowing who you are and they just see you I think there were plenty of people that did it probably maybe an older crowd that didn't know who we are who is this kid

Standing on top of a red El Camino on 24-inch gold wheels. With a purple robe on. And his best buddy in a red one. Yeah, that was a lot of fun. It was so strange riding snowmobiles when it was 75 degrees out. A lot of carnage. I wish you could ride snowmobiles when it was 70 degrees all the time because, damn.

It'd be so fun. My hand was standing outside. It was way better. It wasn't cold. It was way better. Yeah, you hop off and you're soaking wet and it doesn't suck because you're not freezing. It was tough though because I had the open robe and then just a chest protector, but I was just taken, just pelted. It hurt with the chest protector on? Yeah, like...

Because I ran the same setup with no chest protector. The same sunburn setup with the same open suit. Oh, it didn't hurt. Yeah, can we talk? No, it hurt bad. It sucked. Oh, yeah. I put a shirt on for the second heat. I'll admit that. Can we talk about your guys' sunburn? Dude, break it down. I've never seen skin that pink. And he even doubled down on the sunscreen. I went raw. I didn't. I don't mess with the sunscreen. He keeps saying that. I'll tell you.

Bro, you are going to tell me you did not ask that nice lady two times for sunscreen. I'm going to tell you that.

I didn't ask that. How's there a discrepancy in this story? Well, I'll tell you where the discrepancy is. From what I've heard and seen is I think Evan might have been over-served by himself. So I'm not sure if he's the best judge of what actually happened that day. You only went up to her once. He was just seeing it two times. Let me explain the story.

The start of this story, actually. All right, so we're in Florida, as Mike had just said, down there for the Freedom 500 race. We ended up moving our flight up on Sunday morning because we wanted to get back and film a couple things. So...

We had like a 7 a.m. flight out of Tampa. I mean, we fly a lot. So we're pretty down to like, here's when we have to show up if we have bags a couple minutes beforehand and like down to just like, all right, get through, get on the airplane, no time wasted. Especially when it's like super early like that. We get to the Tampa airport at like 545, flights at seven. Plenty of time. Yeah.

We walk inside. It was the busiest airport I've ever seen. There was lines waiting in line before you could stand in line. And everybody was saying, this wasn't just us being overwhelmed. It was literally the Karens being like, oh my God, I haven't catched a flight. And everyone's just like, so

So do we. We're all, literally everyone's in the same boat. It's like, how entitled do you think you are? Like, what are these other people doing here? Not flying? It's like, unreal. Well, you two weren't. Yeah. We tried. So we end up getting, like, to TSA. Myself, Ken, and Ryan have TSA pre-check, which is, like, if you're not familiar with flying, it's you basically just, like, go into this room,

random office and they say that you are worthy of like getting pushed through tsa faster because you're not a threat to the airport because you've had a background so they think because if you had a background check so they give you this little card basically us three have tsa pre-check so we go in a different line than these guys because these guys have said that it's not any faster it really has not

been until this moment. I 100% agree with CJ. There are times that we go through faster than you guys. You don't need it until you need it. You still have to do the whole process. Pre-check, you don't have to do anything. I knew that after this one time in like three years, we got burned by like two minutes.

that we were just never going to hear the end of how stupid we were for not having pre-treatment. Well, I've been telling you guys this. I've been telling you this. Carry on with the story. So anyway, us three get through, and then the rest of these guys are at the back of the TSA line, and we get on the airplane.

They closed the doors. These guys didn't make the flight, right? So you have to go and get a new flight, and usually they can, like, get you out that day. Well, CJ gets on that flight, and he was the last one to get out of the seat. When I called, they had one first class left, and I was the one on the phone, but I was calling for me and Mike. Like, we have one ticket on first, and I'm like...

I really like to keep both of the whatever. They had a few generals, but he was like, I'm not riding general. I really wanted first class. I have never been there before. I don't know what that's like, but I couldn't just ditch Mike like that. Good guy. Courtesy. CJ gets on the next flight, and then Mike and Evan...

Get basically pushed to the next day. They basically went on vacation in Florida for a little bit. We could have got home that day, but it would have turned into, I'm pretty sure, 12 hours of flying all around. It took me 16 hours to get home. You guys could have booked a flight on a different airline and gotten home the same day. We wouldn't have made it. But it would have not even...

been the same day either way we would have saved like six hours but spent the whole day flying instead of sitting by the pool drinking and that's exactly what they did dude I was so confused because I was checking find my friends to figure out where you guys were and you were still in the airport I go they don't fly out till tomorrow what are they doing in the airport well I didn't know the Tampa airport has a pool

Well, and we did know that like we could probably save money on the hotel by leaving the airport, you know, a 7 a.m. flight the next morning. We wanted no chance that we could miss that flight. Like we need to stay at the airport. Yeah. Yeah.

No, I was still on my sober kick, so it did make it a little harder. Evan's just getting schwanked. And I'm like, you know. Oh, that's right. I'm enjoying the sun. So, yeah, Mike is probably a better judge of how many times he asked for sunscreen than Evan. It is crazy when you are sober, you just remember everything. It's a wild thing. I am so down for you to play this card, but you so certainly used sunscreen two times from that lady. We talked to her all day. Yes, I did use sunscreen two times. You suck.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, he said you didn't ask that lady two times for sunscreen. No, I did not. I only asked for it once. God, Mike, you are such a piece of shit. No, you are. Dude, what is wrong with you? What is wrong with you? I only asked for it once, but I used it twice. Yeah, that's the truth. What is wrong with you, Mike? But I got to tell the story. You would be a great lawyer, you know that? Sure, fuck it. You know that?

He's so literal. You are so literal. I didn't ask for it. She gave it to me. Yes. The second time I just walked up and put my hand out. Yeah, I didn't say anything. So legally, I didn't ask twice. Oh, yeah. Evan was so drunk. This is true. And I never said that either. He said that you were so drunk. We check Evan in. We check Evan in.

But basically the night before, like I knew we had an early flight. We had to, we had to go leave for the airport at like four 30. I think I made it to bed by about two 30. So like just didn't have much sleep. Once I found out we were locking in a hotel room and,

Flight wasn't until tomorrow. I'm like, all right, I got to take a nap. I got to take a nap. Evan's like, no nap. No nap. No nap, bro. Let's just have a day, and then let's go to bed super early. And I'm like, dude, I got to take a nap. I'm like, all right, if we're sitting in the hotel room, let's go down to the pool. And I'm laying there, and I fall asleep at the pool, and I'm like, dude, I'm getting...

fried man and then this chick sitting next to us is like oh my gosh you do need some sunscreen bad so then I put sunscreen over the parts that were exposed from the race so just my forearms and my neck and my ears that's it and Evan was just like dude

so cheeto bro but you were just like you were just like sunscreen helmets yeah any kind of padding stronger than the sun so then i was just like i was like somewhat you know peer pressured into not using it so i was like dude i'm just using it on the parts that already burn and i'm sitting there and then everyone's just like damn dude you are looking so sunburned right now and i'm like

dude, I really think I got to get out of the sun or at least put some more sunscreen on. And you're like, well, definitely not the second one.

So then I'm like, I got to ask this lady for some more sunscreen. Mike was sneaking off because he was afraid of getting bullied by Evan. He's like, hey, I got to just run to the bathroom real quick. And Evan's like, piss in the pool. Bro, bathrooms are cheeto. There's a pool right there. Just hop in and pee in it. Oh, man.

So then it was just one of those, that Florida sun. Yeah. Was it like a 12 UV or I don't know. It was like a 10 UV. I don't know, but I got to assume a quarter mile each direction. They're being concrete. Can't help doing hot.

No breeze, just hot. Not a cloud up there. I can't think of many less appetizing places to lay out in the sun than at the hotel airport. If you just looked at the pool, it was great. If you looked around at all, it was literally airplanes and carriers taking luggage. Was it in the hotel or was it in the airport?

It was like on the roof of the airport because the hotel went up higher than the airport. So the pool, I think, technically was like third floor or something. Interesting. It was a nice little bar right next to it. And that's interesting you said that about the concrete because the only other time I've gotten a nasty sunburn like that, no sunscreen walking in Florida in the city, not on the beach. But it's good coming into summer.

Got it out of the way and now we got a good base. Yeah. Again, it's a little... He's like your olive skin. He tans easy. No sunscreen. Yeah. I think I look like an olive. You kind of built like an olive. A little... Kind of are.

I'm glad to be back home. It's getting nice outside. I can handle the sun. We're going back to Florida tomorrow. Sorry, this podcast ain't that. Are we going to Florida tomorrow? I didn't know when the podcast came. I thought Talladega was in Florida. Wait, it's not? Talladega's not in Florida? No way! Alabama. Talladega.

Okay, I am ten times more pumped to go to Alabama. Never been there yet. Same. First timer. It's apparently kind of in the middle of nowhere. So we're going to NASCAR. We're going to Talladega. And it's going to be electric. So by the time this podcast releases, one of us could be in Alabama jail. Oh.

Yeah. Be what? Yeah, in theory, yeah. In an Alabama jail at the time this podcast releases. Hell, I could be behind the wheel of a real NASCAR. I mean, by that point, it'd be Monday, Tuesday, so he'd probably have bailed you out unless you did something really bad. I mean, if Mike walked up wearing that, they'd be like, oh, a driver's here. You drive through? Oh, my God. I'm so excited. But yeah, I thought it was in Florida as well. It's going to be so much fun. We're going to be probably...

Somewhere in the pits getting just rowdy with the NASCAR fans. Yeah, I want to get that. Allegedly drunk. I want to get that true NASCAR experience. You know, cut off jeans, cut off sleeves. I got to get my mullet freshened up. You can't just cut off a fresh pair of jeans and that's like going to the country fest and buying a brand new cowboy hat and brand new boots. That's lame. You got to dig deep, like the oil stain. Yeah. Maybe borrow something from Gavin from Big Wrench's wardrobe. I got something. Yeah.

Because they can spot an imposter. Those NASCAR people, I think they take their sport pretty seriously. So what are you going to wear, Evan? Probably like a dirt bike shirt. Just like keep it true to what I'd wear every other day. Not try to fit in. Okay. Who are you guys cheering for? Dude, I don't know a single person that'll be on that track. I think... Ben, who's the guy that you hate the NASCAR?

Kyle Busch? Yeah. I'll tell you who I'm not rooting for. It's Kyle Busch. I'm jeering on anyone who's got a Budweiser car. Do you think cigarettes still sponsor NASCAR? I'd like to root for a Marlboro car. I don't think they do. It seems like the right thing to do. I don't know if cigarettes can really sponsor much anymore. Yeah.

No, that's what I mean. I think I heard that. But it is crazy. Like, booze can sponsor still? Yeah. I'm not a fan of cigarettes, but really, what's the difference? Booze, cigs? I'm not a fan of cigarettes, but they have rights. It's NASCAR. It's not like it's the kindergarten Christmas carols or something. I don't know. It's NASCAR. All right, Ev, if you were going to drive a NASCAR, who are your top five sponsors? Two-turn Tony.

Probably Blue Chews or Viagra, something along those lines. Okay, yep. Going to need a good dispensary behind me. Wonder Bread and Etnies. Wait, Etnies over DC?

That's a toss-up. Honestly, I'll see who wants to hook it up. He'll follow the money there. Yeah, either way, I think they're both real quality footwear. That boy's going to be out there in first place and accidentally slam on the brakes because he's wearing his fat etnies. So big. Yeah, they don't really fit just on the gas. For the record, the etnies are the slim ones. The DCs are the fatties. Yeah, fat tongue. Yeah, yeah, the DCs. Those might get stuck under a pedal.

He's just wide open into the corner. Why is that boy so fast? My DC tongue is stuck underneath the pedal. You see a couple of shoes come out the window. I'm running it barefoot, boys. That boy sure does love his DCs. I think my title sponsor would be Johnsonville Meats. I think they actually do sponsor. I think they do. Oscar Mayer. Ken, who is sponsoring your NASCAR?

Loon. Loon Vapes. Loon. Elon. Svedka. Tito's. Probably Tito's. Okay. All right, so Ken's driving the Tito's. That's your title sponsor. Who else you got? Lulu Lemon. Yeah, Lulu.

I don't know. Menards? That'd be a pretty good one. I'd drive for that. Why Menards? I don't know. I think they already sponsor somebody. Yeah, they sponsor a couple. It doesn't mean they won't sponsor. They're always expanding. They've got locations everywhere. Dude, I can't imagine that sponsoring a NASCAR is cheap.

Even in the slightest, like for like a title sponsorship like that. How much does that do? I don't know. Maybe we should do it. I mean, it gives you brand recognition, I guess. Funny story back in the day. If you've been following us for a really long time, you remember when we had erased products, car cleaning product brand. Oh, man.

One of the partners we worked with, he wanted us to sponsor like a B. It's like the top level NASCAR and then the second level. We were going to sponsor one. It was like a little tiny. Remember that? He was all gung-ho and it was a bunch of money. How much was it? I don't know, but how much is it for a title sponsor? Let me take some guesses from the crowd. You bet.

Dude, you basically have to fund their race season to be the title sponsor. It's got to be like a million bucks. For a primary sponsor. Cup, cup, cup. Primary sponsor per race or per season? For a season. Season. 2.5 million. Probably 5 or 7. 8 million. I'm going to say 1 million. If it's like Budweiser sponsoring Dale. I'm going higher. 10 million. I'm saying 13. 10 million. 10 million. 13. Evan Ryan? Yeah. I said 2.5, but I know I'm way low. I'm just doing the whole price is right thing.

Two five and one penny. 35 million. Holy shit. I mean, you look at how many eyeballs are on NASCAR. You think you could almost start your own NASCAR circuit for that amount of money? Yeah, but then you don't have the good drivers. How much was Dale Earnhardt getting? Are they even that good? Dale Earnhardt Jr. getting from Budweiser. I've always thought those guys just got put in the right place at the right time. I feel like you don't respect...

NASCAR. I feel like you don't have to respect the oval racing in general. Well, you'd probably be correct. You don't. Every time I try to... For instance, on the Freedom 500, I'm like...

You know, there's so much more than just turning left and pressing the gas. I'm like, there's strategy. And, and like, it seems like all these guys know racing and then you always come in. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

I'm comparing it to any physical sport. It's almost more like a mental sport to race cars on an oval or dirt bikes or anything you race on an oval. Like I've done plenty of dirt bikes on an oval. It's like my least favorite thing to race, but it's,

It's like more mental. It's lines. It's thinking where like other sports might just be like brute strength. I don't know. It's just in a different way. So do I think they're like the best impressive athletes? No. But they certainly are masters of their craft. But I think that maybe anybody could. You put Micah behind a NASCAR –

Let him run around a circle for... But he wouldn't do good. He wouldn't be able to compete. But put 50 hours in. How many times did those guys go around the circle? Anyone could do it, but I don't think that Micah could ever make it in the NFL. But he could make it being a NASCAR driver. That's what I'm saying with driving. I'm talking to be good. Yeah, I mean, anyone can drive around the thing, but to actually be fast and competitive? No, but you don't have to be physically...

What I'm saying is anybody could get to that level. I'm not saying that everybody's at that level. I'm saying anybody could get there. You're saying from a physical standpoint, it doesn't matter what your body shape is. I mean, a little bit. They're training pretty hard. I know they sweat and they're dying after a race. It's so fucking hot in there, dude. I get all that. I'm just saying none of us are ever going to be an MMA fighter, but I think one of us debatably could...

maybe do all right at a race with enough practice. In theory, I'd agree with that. In theory, if you had the funding behind you, you could probably, that'd be one of your best shots versus going to the NFL and all that. I agree with that. And I wasn't saying that you weren't saying that because it just seemed like I would always say there's strategy and you go, no, no, no. They're just driving out

there bumping into each other you all you said that and i was trying to make you guys sound better too i was like defending you too i was like like they're racing against real nascar guys who like they have technique they know how to race like there's so much more to it than just pressing the gas and turning left maybe what i meant was is because there was so much bumping and stuff that there were more position changes because people were bumping than actually being smart not that there weren't people being smart but i think most of the shake-ups and positions were always because of

Nonsense. Maybe in that race, but when it comes to NASCAR, I think there is a ton of strategy. When we're walking around the pits at the race this weekend, even though this isn't even out yet, one of the drivers walks up to Evan and punches him square in the face. I think you can do this. I hope there's a fight. If Kyle Busch comes and punches you in the face, I'll hop in.

And punch me in the face as well? I'm not sure which side to hop on. If Kyle Busch walks up and punches Evan in the face, it'll be because he mistook him for you. Yeah, probably. Would you be honored? You've been talking shit about that guy for like three years now, publicly. Yeah, I don't really know. I don't have like that much of a reason for hating him. Three years, bro. I don't know. Yeah, it just feels right at this point. Like I've done

Done too much. Can't go back on that. Well, yeah. I mean, there's definitely no taking it back. Like, you guys are, like, out of everyone, you're never going to be friends. How does it feel to have a public beef? Yeah, your first public beef. It's kind of crazy. I'm pretty sure for a public...

Beef, he would have to know about it. He would have to know who you are. Maybe he does. He's just like playing that card. I just get under his skin like everyone sends these to him and he's like, yo, who is this kid and what's his problem with me? I'm like, I don't really know, man. We just got a problem. I don't know. He must be a big deal. He's sitting at the center of the podcast table. I don't know. It looks like he's withering away. That Mel Nurse little boy. He's withering away.

Yeah, I am excited for that. I'm also excited to go and film this Hoonicorn. That'll be awesome. Yeah, we haven't said that, I guess, on the podcast. No, I guess we can talk about it, yeah. We got this one-of-one Hoonicorn replica of, like, the most legendary...

1965 Mustang that Ken Block drove in Gymkhana 7, I believe it was. So the story behind it is I was scrolling Facebook Marketplace and I came across this listing of the Hoonicorn replica and I sent it to our friend Jake. And I was like, Jake, you're the biggest Mustang guy I know. You need to buy this car. And he was like, bro,

Brother, if I could justify spending that much right now, I would, because that is the most legendary car I've ever seen, but can't make sense of it. And then I sent it to the boys, and I was like, all right, boys, hear me out. I know this is way too much money for us to comfortably spend, but...

We should do it. And somehow I convinced you guys to do it. No, I don't think you convinced anyone. I think everyone said, yeah, didn't they? It's like, yes, yes, we need it. We need it. But we talked about it for like two days. Two days. It was just, it was a price of. It was so much money. It was 75 grand. That we, yeah, we were just, that was so out of our wheelhouse. I don't think it's worth 75 grand is the problem, but to us it is potent.

potentially worth that much if we can get enough videos out of it. And also it's just cool. We seem to have this knack for picking up replica fake vehicles. And yeah, and then it sold actually. Yeah. Then that's when we're like, oh, we need it. And then we told the guy, we'll give you full price for it. And then he basically switched. Yeah. It ended up working out pretty good because we had basically committed to buying it when

We're like, all right, let's just do it. I'll tell the guy that we'll take it for, he wanted like 75 and I was going to try and get it for like 70. I go to message him and it says sold.

And it's like when you're not that interested in like a girl maybe and then she gets like started talking to somebody else. And you're like, dude, what the heck? So it was like one of those and then I messaged the guy and I was like, yo, I don't know what this guy offered you that you're selling it to but we'll give you full asking price and we'll be there tomorrow with cash. And he was like,

uh let me think about it and then i had to pull the well it'll be enjoyed by millions of people on our youtube channel and not sitting in a showroom floor who was originally gonna buy it and uh the guy was old the guy was like okay i put all this time into it i would rather see it enjoyed than just sitting and collecting dust and uh so i'll sell it to you guys if you're here tomorrow with cash so we hopped on a flight the next morning 75 grand and in a backpack flew out drove through detroit and picked it up

Pretty awesome. Detroit was 75 grand. It was weird going through airport and stuff because you have to take it off and put it in. You're like, what if one of these guys gets sticky fingers that's checking everything? But it all was fine. Like CJ said, probably not worth 75 grand, but for us, we could justify spending a little bit more. It's cool. It's sick. And everyone that I've shown it to is like,

you got the unicorn? Like everyone thinks it's real. It's that, it's that, uh, I mean, it's a piece of art. Yeah, it is. It, it, but it's also like riding this like fine balance of like trying to respect, uh,

like the original Hoonicorn because that thing is like so legendary. And the one that we have is like nowhere even close to like the quality or the horsepower and just like capabilities in general. But like also the fact that, you know, it's like that's a retired car now and probably sitting in a museum worth $5 million somewhere. So it's like riding this like fine line of like trying to be respectful of that, but also like, I don't know.

I don't know. Rip the crap out of it. Yeah, ripping it and, like, enjoying it and, like, kind of doing, you know, what anyone that would buy a Hoonicorn replica would want to do with it. I think it's what Ken would want. It's hard to say. Yeah, I obviously try and be respectful of that, too, because, yeah, we've looked up to Ken Block for literally since we started our channel. Like, he's been such a huge inspiration to us. So it's, like, also kind of like a...

Like a memorial to him. Right. I think the biggest buy reason was because we love Ken Block. Yeah. We just bought him more so because we're fans. Yeah. And yeah, it's just cool. So cool. It's going to look so insane on the three posts or the four post car lift. It's one of the most like shocking vehicles I've ever seen in person. I look at it and I literally started shaking the first time. You get in the inside and it feels brand new. It doesn't feel like it's...

60 years old. Yeah, it is crazy the quality that the guy that built it, when we showed up, he was straight up dusting the car off.

Like he was that much of a perfectionist. Like he didn't want it to be dusty. And then when we went out and we did donuts in it, and the first time when we came back and we showed him the video clip of it, he was like, I have never done that with any of my cars. I can't believe you guys just did that. I was just like, dude, this is nothing. Yeah. So it will definitely be enjoyed. That's for sure. Absolutely. The only real question is, can it keep up with the Miata? Yeah.

Well, right now it can because the motor's currently blowing on it. Build back bigger, better. Is it worth building back or is it just worth starting fresh in that case? Never worth starting fresh. Miata never dies. It is funny, though, because if any other vehicle that cost us $3,000 blew up like that, normally it wouldn't be worth going through the hassle of like...

fixing it and putting something new in it and then like making a video out of that but for the miata it's got like this weird factor to it that it's it's almost like its own character in the videos especially after it's just legendary evan has made it his uh his daily driver i love that miata so much yeah you look good in it too with the wink you look across the parking lot and it's just sitting there smiling at you

Just looks so happy all the time, but now it's blowed up. One headlight open. Looks kind of sad. It's dead. Dropping oil all over the place. So, Mike, I hate to call you out like this on the podcast, but I haven't had the chance to talk to you about this in private. You got to stop posting clips on your Instagram story of RCs doing something like

Thinking that they're real. Yeah, that's a bad look. Oh, shit. It was a multiple offense? I think you've done it twice now. I disagree. You got RC'd, dude. Hey, I'll take this one on the chin. I thought only Slim did that. I'll take this one on the chin, but it was only once. When you posted the dude one. No, you let me tell it because I used to literally be like,

I would get such a kick out of the people who thought the RC stuff, like the monster truck was real. And we talked to Slim and, and what was his response when you were telling him it wasn't real? I don't know YouTube. Like, bro, it's an RC car with edit over noise. I don't know YouTube. So for some context, for some context, there's like Instagram videos that are basically just shot super cropped in and like low on an RC car.

monster truck doing something and then they overlay like real monster truck noises so like it's this rc doing like a triple backflip landing and then driving off and and it looks the way that it's shot like it's real especially with like the audio overlay so that's like what mike was saying he used to you know make fun of people that would post that

Yeah, and not necessarily like publicly or really to them. Just behind their back. I just thought it was funny. I thought it was funny. Yeah, which is way better. That people thought it was real. That's about it. And then I fired one on my story and was like, yo, this is crazy. And then got the responses from basically everyone. And they're like, you know, this is an RC, you dumbass. And I'm like, no, because I can never go back. And so I basically just quit.

laughing at people who thought they were real. Cause you're one of them. Yeah. The real question is, is it worse to post? Is, is it worse? Fucking Christ. Is it worse to post the RC video thing? And it's real. Or is it worse to post the video game that people think is real? Like I see the street bike clips.

Or it's from whatever crotch rocket GP game, whatever it's called. I've been taking those a lot about TRXs. It'll show like a guy drag racing and he flips over backwards. Oh, it's like a war zone clipper. It's not real. It's not possible. I see that on Facebook all the time, like old people sharing it and commenting. It's like just so clearly a video game. Like video games and just graphics in general are getting so insane. So like, for instance, this...

Like on my discover page, there's this guy who just takes really amazing pictures of supercars. And it's like under these lights and stuff. Well, I followed him last night, but then like, I started seeing a couple more and I'm pretty sure it's literally just a video game. Like, you know, you, you, you're maybe in a, I don't know, not for some kind of better version of it. And then he's just building the car, taking the picture, like the screen grab, he uploads it and everyone thinks it's real, but I'm pretty sure they're all fake. And it's like,

That's going to just happen more and more as technology gets better. Dude, it's tough out here because you've got RC cars that are looking real. You've got video games that are getting more real. Now you've got AI, computer-generated stuff. And now there's the whole... Thank you, brother. Some people, when they upload stuff to Instagram, they'll say AI-generated. Common courtesy, but you don't have to. But also then there's people who don't say that it is and people who think it's real. But yeah, there's this dude who's super into cars and he has some sick cars.

Most of his content is just AI-generated stuff. He has hella followers from that. Supercars driving in the storm. What if AI-generated? Some people probably don't read the thing. They just see it because it's like, holy shit, it looks real. We had this call with a company. Now, YouTubers, if you want, you can pay a company. AI will take your voice and take...

take your video and put it into Spanish or whatever language you want and then this other

other company that's in relation will then AI scan your video and change your mouth to make it look like it's talking so that way when you're talking in English but it changes the we should do it just for fun well you can they're going to do one for free for us we're not going to post it but it's just amazing like I was watching this and you could barely tell the difference like I know Mr. Beast is starting to do it when I was sitting there watching it back I was like holy

Like, holy shit. Like, how fast AI is moving. And, like, it's only going to get better. That's what I'm saying. Like, Squid Game just came out, which was a giant production. And they didn't have it. Just imagine if they would have had it. Yeah, if they would have had it, it would have made it way better to watch. And they, like, showed examples of, like, they took Squid Games and just converted it to English. But it's crazy because it'll make the voice will sound the same as mine for my character. It's interesting because, you know, you look at India and...

They don't, or Thailand or whatever, you know, they probably can't watch our videos because they wouldn't understand what's going on. But like with that, you're going to, they're going to be able to watch our videos and it will be enjoyable too. It's not going to be like, you know, we're talking and the things don't match up. Or you're reading something.

subtitles. Yeah, you're not because reading captions, no one's doing that shit in today's age. Everyone's way too jaded to, you know, what it should be like. It's like the general consensus when you get on Netflix, like there's this new show they're pushing. Oh, it's one of those.

it's one of those where they they are talking like it's in english but it doesn't match and then most people discredit yeah you can't no matter how good it is for me it was i couldn't watch squid games because i just didn't want to do that it took me a long time i was like i don't want to read or listen deal with that i was like i don't know it took me a long time to watch it it just dude it looks it's crazy if it was me or you or whatever it looks like we can speak spanish because your mouth is doing all it's amazing doesn't make any sense or any language but you

Going back, I kind of got bamboozled by these pictures, at least for probably a couple hours. They post so many. I was like, there's no fucking way. And then I started looking at it. But anyways, it's going to happen more and more. People are going to get RC card. You just got an RC card. The RC card is the base level. That's funny. That's not even AI. Yeah.

This shit, like they have no chance. I almost think the RC car is better because it's real life. The video game one I think is still the worst. It is getting better, but in 2023, 2024 now, if you're falling for the video game, you're lacking. There's this guy that I follow on Instagram, the Kaizo. He's got like a million followers. We both do. He's been doing like-

3D generated cars forever. And like in the case of this Mustang, not real. Yeah. It's all just generated. And it's funny because people will just absolutely shred him apart because they think it's real. And they're like, I can't believe you do that to a Mustang. Yeah.

yeah like nice car take off the jdm wheels raise it and put some nice tires on it like people rip them apart for these designs thinking that they're real and i'm like bro i sent that one the other day and i was like this is so sick i figured it was like fake but i was like we should make that dude that's what i mean i wish i wish he could make these he does no i was gonna say like that's the crazy part he started out rendering and he's like in my opinion the best and then like

you know, companies like Rocket Bunny and Liberty Walk are literally asking him to make their next kid. It's so cool. Probably seeing that stuff come to life. Yeah. I oftentimes wonder too, it's a little, I guess off topic, but if people like look at our Instagram page,

And they think that it's just one of those like repost Instagram pages. It probably looks that way. Because we do so much random stuff. They're like, there's no way that doesn't make any sense together. Why would they be doing something on saw blade wheels? But, but then the next week they're front flipping a mini truck. And then the week after that, they're driving an off-road Lamborghini. I think also it doesn't look like they're so random.

it doesn't really look like a individual's page either. Like there's no like normal, like just cheesing or whatever. Like we could maybe post some group pics, I guess. We should, we should actually post that one. I'm going to try and be better about that. Posting like actual pictures of us. Yeah.

We are real humans here. But we don't really take pictures of ourselves. Like if there's something in the garage, it's like, all right, we'll take a picture of that. I know. We'll be working with like brands or some of these other places. And they're like, could we get a group picture? Everyone were like, I think we have one from like 2020 when like everyone was in it. Cause we're just not really like, we're not taking pictures of us all. Yeah.

together in one like boy band style for the most part which we wouldn't did then after that but uh just so we'd have something to give to them but yeah it's just not really our style like we're not doing it because we were like oh let's all get our nice clothes on and like try to look good you know like it's just like someone was doing something cool and maybe there's another person in that picture with them but to have all of us is very rare very rare we should do like really awkward group photos we did kind of every

Every group photo is a zombie. Well, yeah, I agree. But that one, a lot of people would probably look at it and go like, no, that's just you guys. That's true. The bad one we did with the shopping cart? Yeah, like that was just... I got a ton or I noticed a ton of comments on the saw blade wheels that people thought it was AI generated. Oh, yeah. And then I started looking at it with that mentality and I went, I guess I can kind of see how people would think that. Like it looks completely fake.

It doesn't look on. Yeah, it doesn't look real. Or, yeah, you were, like, ripping it so casually that it, yeah, like, all they had to do was AI. If it was AI, they could have made me taller. You ever think sometimes your height helps you with your riding ability on the dirt bike because you're not so, like, you're able to move around and you have so much, like, you know, space? I think,

Possibly? Yeah, probably. I don't know if for sure it helps, but I don't think it's a disadvantage. Besides for maybe touching the ground sometimes. Right, yeah, yeah. No, I don't know. I swear, like, tall people, long legs and arms, they're always...

breaking their arms and legs and stuff. There's so much more breakable. I think if anything, maybe I'm able to slide out of things a little better, a little more compact. A little bowling ball or an olive. I mean, I remember when we had Levi LaValle on our podcast and he said that Travis Pastrana Travis Pastrana Travis Pastrana You got this. You need a sandwich? Travis Pastrana said to him, I'm

I'm so jealous of the way that you're built. You're built like a bowling ball. You can just take crashes and fall so much better than I can. It's true. You kind of just build like a bowling olive. A bowling olive? Yeah, like an olive. So, like, not completely round. You know, you got a little bit of form to you. You ever went with a bowling olive? It's best for rolling strikes. You're like an olive that's been soaked in vodka. That'd be the best way to describe it. I think I'd get kicked out of the lanes if I tried bowling with olives.

You think Ken would have a really low center of gravity with the nuts hanging? Shut up. He does have a low center of gravity. It's like a stabilizing anchor. But at times it starts swinging and then that's when it gets out of, like just lopsided. Once they start swinging, there's so much momentum. It's like, how do you stop that? He needs a counterbalance. It's like milk in the back of a truck or something. Yeah, exactly. I don't like that I use milk. No. Let's go with gasoline. It's like gasoline in a truck, you know? It's like a truck full of Elmer's glue going down the interstate.

Why Elmer's glue? He's just thinking of a white sticky substance. Evan's like, how else are you supposed to transport it? What else is in Ken's nuts? You think Elmer's glue is in his nuts, Ev? Something similar. Do they have big glue trucks? Or do they only transport that when it's like small?

You know, like, because you turn the horse into glue, right? And then it just goes right to the bottle? Horse hooves? The whole horse. Does it go from the horse glue factory to the glue bottle factory? I envision a wood chipper where a horse runs in one side and a bunch of glue comes out the other end.

He's asking questions that people need to know, dude. I do enjoy, like, so we had Glenn up here, and you guys maybe heard of Glenn, seen Glenn. We had Glenn bringing us another vehicle over from Michigan. And, dude, it's just such a great time hanging with him, and we're asking him questions about he's been milk trucking lately. So, yeah, they take in big tankers. He's like, yeah, you got to be really careful because they don't put a baffle inside the tanks, right?

because it gets the milk moldy, so the milk sloshes around a lot more, and it really throws you off, so you could rear-end somebody. Yeah, because he was saying, like, if you're not careful, the milk in the trailer will move the truck, like, 10 or 12 feet. I think they'd make the trailer the size where you would just fill it 100% full. Well, then there's probably a weight restriction. That's what I'm saying. Make the trailer smaller so that it's made to be...

The vessel is 100% full. Yeah, yeah. Does milk expand? Glenn was talking to me. We were talking about, you know, trucking and how he wants to start up his own business and, like, you know, you need to get this much money so you can buy the truck and whatever. I was like... And I've heard of wrappers. For some reason, like, some wrappers are, like, in...

in trucking. So like they have trucks, you know, and I was like, damn, like that kind of be, I could see us getting into the trucking world. Like we invest in a trucking business. Like we just get a couple of trucks. Maybe we partner with Glenn. He's driving, making sure all that shit's going. But like I could see that. Seaboy's trucking. I love that. Next time you're going down the interstate, it starts expanding. Seaboy's trucking now. Yeah. Everywhere. There'd be viral clips of our truck ripping up. Yeah.

They're the fastest trucking around. Awesome Swift dude are just demo derbying out on the highway. The issue is we would just be getting too high on our own supply where they'd just be trucking our own stuff all over the place. Yeah, I know. But that'd be a benefit. We're just spending more money now. You'd have these truckers and the trucks, and then you're also using... You'd have the trucks to haul our stuff, which we need, but then we can also have them doing other stuff on the side.

I think that the most lucrative trucking is like the refrigeration trucking when you're like hauling like produce like that or probably maybe milk. I'd imagine the most lucrative would have to be like the ice road trucking where there's like the highest stakes. Like you could fucking fall through that. That's true. Yeah, we'd probably be pretty good at that. Yeah. Evan in a truck and sent him across the lake.

I was like, do we want to talk about this? Speaking of which, are we going to talk about the viral video that we somehow got thrown into being a part of? I figured we might watch it on the podcast. Oh, yeah, let's do that. I haven't watched it yet. I haven't watched it either. It's kind of long, but we got to get Buddy a fresh head. All right, so I think we put this on. So we've been getting tagged.

In a YouTube video, it's basically a police cam footage. From Wisconsin. From Wisconsin. They're chasing this guy in a pickup that's running from them. They finally catch him. He happened to go out on the lake, which happened to also be thin ice. The cops didn't want to go out. And then he hops out. They finally get him. He's in a Seaboys sweatshirt. It's like the thumbnail. It's the thumbnail. It's the thumbnail. And it's like...

kind of getting a lot of views because I think people maybe think it's one of our thin ice videos yeah I mean it does kind of like line up but I gotta read you guys some of these comments I haven't seen this Seaboys video yet drunk driving on thin ice that one was good and then it was like this guy really living life wide open but I almost feel like we should send this guy another sweatshirt yeah Evan had a

Pretty funny point. I don't know if it's true or not, but he goes, that looks like the type of guy to just steal the sweatshirt from somebody else. Oh, man, I am on Buddy's side. He seemed like a nice guy. He just had a couple too many bush lights. But yeah, he did look like maybe he just grabbed it at a party.

It was a really interesting thing, like, getting asked, like, oh, so what do you guys think about that? Like, what do you think about him being in that sweatshirt? I'm like, you know, yeah. I was like, I can't, you know, he's, at the end of the day, I do love that he's a fan of the channel. I thought it was kind of cool, yeah. I was like, I can't help that he's like, oh, so those are your type of fans? No, no. It's just one of them. I just think it shows how big just the overall channel and brand has gotten. Yeah, I've had it set in so many different, like,

groups that I'm in between like my family, like the business world, the people that we work with that are like not even from this country and they're sending it to us. Really? Yeah. And then like just different friends too. But how does that video end up in the Code Blue's hands where they're like, this is something that we can

like post. I think when that footage just becomes, uh, I, I'm pretty sure once the court stuff and everything, I think all of that, if it's used in court domain, yeah. If it's used in court, it's gotta like come out eventually. I don't know how they get the rights to like post it and probably make money off their channel posting it. That seems maybe a little gray, but right. The,

This guy is basically just getting outed. I almost wonder if the video is getting some more views because it's in the thumbnail. He's wearing the Seaboys. It can't hurt. I'm sure it's not hurting, but it's also unfortunate that he got arrested because now it's like maybe it wouldn't have popped off as much. Now he's got like, I don't know how many views he's got. Last I checked, it was like 300,000.

So, I mean, that's quite a bit of views. Sounded like he already had a DUI or two. I mean, if you weren't in a public eye before, then to get your video being arrested to get 400,000 views, that's a bit of a do-oos. I guess that makes sense why certain celebrities, like when Zach Bryan, the country artist, got arrested,

Pulled over... He wouldn't give the cop his address. Because he was like... I have like... You know... Too many people showing up to my house right now. Like... I don't feel comfortable giving you my address. Which he could have just given him the... He also knew he wasn't doing nothing wrong. He wanted to mess with that cop. Yeah. Like basically like... He knew that in the long run... Nothing was going to happen if he wanted... You know... Yeah. But I guess that makes sense though. Like people get... People get a hold of like a celebrity's... You know... Pull over footage...

And then if it does get blasted to the internet, then you got the celebrity saying where they live and showing, I guess, their personal information. Yeah, but that happens all the time on those cop videos, and they literally just beep that spot. But either way. That one didn't make a whole lot of sense to me, but I guess it makes a little bit more if you look at it. What do we think about our boy Morgie Wally throwing a chair? I thought it was kind of lame, honestly. Leave the Broadway chairs alone.

He's silly for that. You thought it was lame of him to throw the chair? Yeah. Man, I wish I knew what was going on here. I feel like I missed something that happened in the last week. Well, explain what happened. Let the licker talk without chucking chairs, you know? That's not that easy in my experience. I think it's funny because it just shows that he's a degenerate, and he's still a degenerate. He always does things that get him back in the news, and that's what makes him more relatable and likable.

Like, I think that's funny. But do you think someone's likable if they throw just like a random chair? I thought it was a crowd. Did it hit an old lady or something? No, he didn't throw it into a crowd. He just threw it like over the edge of the building. I mean, like 20 stories up or something. Oh yeah. If there was like an old lady and some kids walking on the sidewalk type of deal, they could have been hit by a chair. No, it like almost hit two police officers. Like if it would have, imagine you're some normal ass person enjoying your day. You're on vacation in Nashville and you get hit by a fucking chair. Like you could die.

Yeah, that's not good. It would not be good. It would not be good. But it was. Yeah, I guess I don't think it was. I'm just saying the situation as a whole. I guess I have a different view from you. Like, when I hear that, I'm like, damn, that whole thing's just pretty lame. Like, I feel like Motley Crue would have thrown, like, a TV or something. And, like, throwing a TV. What's the difference? I think throwing a TV off is cooler than throwing just a.

It takes more work. A plastic chair, like a steel chair. I don't know, but either way, I think it's just like, dude, you could have killed somebody. Any guy at a college bar could throw a chair. Get up and take the TV off the wall, smash it on the ground. Also, a TV is more expensive than a chair. It's more like, I don't give a fuck, whereas the chair is kind of just like anybody could have thrown, just kind of an idiot move. There's this group of YouTubers I watch who smash plastic chairs.

Man, those things would probably break into a million pieces if you threw it from a rough... I'm just glad he didn't hurt anybody. Yeah, for sure. You have a great point. You have a great point that he's just kind of being a degen and, like, he chucked some chairs off at the end of the day. No big deal. I'm just glad that, like, if it would have hit somebody, he probably would have... He would have been probably in jail. It would have been really bad. It probably would have been the best thing for those people...

Grant, say they don't die, they just get hit with a chair, they'd probably be set for life getting hit by a chair thrown by that person. It wasn't 20 stories. It was three. I think it was like three stories. I don't know why I said 20. When you search up Morgan Wallen, the number one search is just Morgan Wallen chair. Chair, yeah. I wonder where that chair is now. It's probably worth some money. Yeah, true. I saw a thing that, you know,

What he's trying to do is portray the outlaw image. And then someone had used Johnny Cash. He's trying to be a rebel like how Johnny Cash was back in the day. So I look up Johnny Cash breaking the law. Johnny's most notable arrest may have been the time he got caught smuggling amphetamines in his guitar case across the Mexican border to El Paso, Texas. Found a thousand pills in his guitar case. To me, that's not like putting anyone at...

danger though like an innocent person you know that's just like being a rock star you got drugs in your guitar case that's just that's just no that's i mean i was like well that maybe isn't the right way i'm not sure where to go about it either you draw the line then dude if you want to do drugs like they're not good for you they're bad for you and you're not hurting anyone like

I wouldn't suggest it, but that's your choice. Yeah. I don't know. I mean, there's definitely multiple ways to look at it, but being that nobody was hurt. Yeah. All right. CJ would rather see you do drugs than throw chairs off a roof. Yeah, I would off.

Off a roof, for sure, you could hurt somebody that didn't choose to do anything. They were just trying to live their life. Yeah, it is, I guess, hurting yourself over somebody else is always probably a better answer. And speaking of someone potentially getting hurt, Ryan is going to be eaten by a bear. What?

oh yeah yeah yeah your local bear oh yeah dude that thing is actually getting to be a bit of a man he's huge too he's a huge bear that thing is not to be Ryan checked his security cameras the other day and there's there's not a bear just like in his vicinity it's just like hanging out literally at his front door

But look at how big this thing is. It swam across the freaking lake. I know, which makes me happy because it looks like it swam from my shore to another shore. So thankfully and hopefully should be farther away. But yeah, I woke up one morning and the trash is just all over the driveway. I'm like, oh, that's weird. It must have been Micah. Like it wasn't that windy or whatever. So I pick it up and there's like big bite marks in the side of the trash can. I was like, oh shit, must have been a bear. Didn't really think much of it.

Then the next night, the trash was all over the driveway again. I go, what the fuck? This is kind of annoying now. And then we start hearing rumblings from all the neighbors in the area. Like, oh, there's a bear walking around and stuff like that. So then we went and checked the cameras. And yeah, dude, the thing's just like sniffing at the front door, sitting in the backyard, obviously messing up the trash can, which is pretty annoying. But like,

It's just hanging around, dude. When we go out there, like at night, you know, could be having a bonfire, but if you got to run and take a pee or something, like I don't, I'm not thinking about mess with you. Dude, if that bear was in the driveway and you turn the deadbolt on the door, I think scurry away, scurry away. Everyone that you hear of dying is a grizzly. Dude, someone's going to shoot that thing now. I,

I know. I think it's getting a little too comfortable. Well, also, it's just you got to think there's going to be way more people down here now. Exactly. That might push the bear away, though. It might either push it away or someone's going to pop it. I think it's just the spring, the weather, bears out getting some snacks.

I wonder if it's that black bear that you saw in the corn lab. It definitely is. That's a crazy video. Pop that one up, too. He was a lot smaller then. Yeah, he's thick, dude. Yeah, he's been getting into some garbage. It's like every couple months that bear pops up. We'd get down to Donald's and burn it. We wouldn't have the problem. The bear's going through all the garbage. Garbage. Garbage.

Can you just shoot a bear around here? No, I don't think so. There's seasons and you got to get it applied for a permit. It's a lottery. So like someone couldn't just shoot him if he was on his property. Listen, man. We're cool. He stops and has something like garbage and doesn't start playing with Daisy. We're cool. He can hang around all he wants. All you have to do is say that the bear was attacking Daisy and you blow its head off. Okay. I'd probably be more worried about like eagles and hawks with Daisy. Oh, yeah, definitely. It's a weird. Are one of you guys getting a dog?

Because Alex the other day was like, I know someone who's getting a dog and you don't. I was like, what a flash. I was like, Ryan and Alondra. Are you guys getting a dog? No. And then I was like, Ben and Greta? I don't know. I was like, I'm assuming it pertains to me if you're telling me. So then that's why I asked. I was like, oh, maybe Mike's getting a dog. Mike? Getting a dog? No. Oh.

I did kind of want to get a little baby beaver. Okay. Yeah, I saw this little video. You're not sure if you can get a baby beaver. I don't know. This lady on TikTok has one. She's cute as fuck. I don't get beaver fever from those things. I'm not sure if that's legal. I think so. Beaver fever? Is beaver fever really a thing or does it just rhyme? Look at this little dude. Nice.

Tell me you don't want that little beaver like that. I think it's what happens if you drink the water from the pond where there's a beaver dam. You get... Well, you shouldn't be drinking pond water anyways. Yeah, Giardia, beaver fevers. Remember when we used to jump in your pond because we thought it would make us healthy? Well, that's what you need to do. Oh, that's a good point. Maybe I should do that.

Jump in the water. Go back to the old watering hole. I do think that. Kind of like where CJ is taking too many vitamins, you take too many vitamins, you got to get back to the dirt and the hot pockets and you'll... Yeah. Maybe a few beers. That's a good point. Build up an immune system. I had this pond behind my parents' house growing up and it was disgusting. Like, it was probably like three feet water, three feet muck, and then it would get like algae green where you... There was no water. It was just all algae green. On top, yeah. And so...

We were at my parents' house one day in the summer, and my parents had their friends over that make insanely strong margaritas. It's a good preface. And so we're there for, I kid you not, 45 minutes. And Jake, Cody...

And then I think everyone sitting here, except for Evan, you know, probably started sipping on these margaritas. And somehow Jake and Cody had more margaritas than anyone else. And next thing you know, we're down by the pond. And they have a bet that they can swim across this pond. It's probably 100 yards across the pond. So it's not like huge, but it's disgusting. And so next thing you know, they strip down and they're swimming across this pond. I think Jake did it. Cody got halfway. Yeah.

He got halfway and turned around because we were like, Cody, you are literally closer to the other side than swimming back. And he was like, it's so gross. So after Jake did that, though, he didn't get sick for like two years. And he was like, I swear it's because of that pond. We grew up swimming in the golf course pond, like looking for golf balls and stuff. But they say those are like.

the worst because all the fertilizer plus it's basically what you just described like the three feet of water three feet of shit on the bottom they're nasty to begin with well between the fertilizer and the asbestos though they probably cancel each other out in your body so you're probably good i'm feeling superhuman these days back to net zero

CJ jumped in the pond last year when we were golfing. Did you get sick? No, but I got really itchy. I got a rash. Yeah. Could have been from anything. Yeah, that is probably unrelated. That's true. It was like my whole body. From the shirt you were wearing. Maybe, yeah. This was a good time. Let's go film some bangers. Let's do it. Do some wheelies. Here we go. All right. If you haven't subscribed, hit subscribe, and we'll see you guys next week. Don't let your meat loaf.