How A Prank Led Ben To Meeting His Girlfriend
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I hit like 40 minutes in mine. That's nuts. You and Jake are like two complete opposites of the spectrum. Like Jake is going like 30 minutes in the cold. Freezing his toes off. You're going like 40 minutes in the hot.

Yeah, mine sounds a lot more enjoyable. Damn, I can't breathe. Well, I mean, you're spending 40 minutes in your sauna. No wonder you're losing weight like crazy. Not straight. I'll go like 20. Okay, now the story's changing. Hop out for five, and then I'll do another 20. 40 minutes straight. I don't know if you could do that. You're like the frog in the pot, dude. Yeah. The frog doesn't know it's boiling. Especially if you're steaming it, and then it's like a little bit harder to breathe in there, and yeah. Yeah.

But it is nice. We're right in the middle of third winter, dude. It was winter, and then it was nice again, and then it was winter again. Then it was nice while we were gone. Yeah, what's up with this? And now it's freaking snowed again. Yeah, you know it's bad when I was at, you know, local bar. You hear people talking about the weather, and they go, you guys ready for the storm this weekend? And I don't really check the weather that often, so I'm like, oh, shit. If they're talking, that means it's coming. Yeah, I heard the same thing. I was like, I had no idea it was going to be...

So nasty. Yeah. Apparently it's coming though. Dude, everybody's freaking out over three inches. I think. Well, that's pretty good, right? Yeah. I mean, three inches is a lot. Yeah. You're working with a lot at three inches. I was driving in snow the other day and you know that we've gotten so little snow when I was like sliding all over the place, sliding over like through stop signs, like drifting around corners, not on, on purpose. Yeah. I'm like, man, I am that first snowfall driver right now.

We're getting that shit in March. I forgot how to drive, dude. It's freaking rough out here, dude. I'm ready for summer. It was nice being gone. We caught some nice weather. But it is, it's good to be back home. Barely, barely nice weather. It was cool down there. We were like, what is this? We went, we're supposed to be warm and this is terrible. Dude, I think this year we have a bad luck weather cloud that follows us around. Everywhere we go, it gets cold and windy, dude. Even in Florida, it was cold when we were down there. That's true. And we're going back though.

Next week? Is it already next week? Dude, I got to get some practice. We're going all over the damn place. Ryan's going to be racing in Cletus McFarlane's 2.4 hours of Le Mullets. It's the Freedom 500. Oh, never mind. The Freedom 500. He's got so many variations. Yeah, I know. And I just know that because I'm so excited for Ryan and

And so it's really engraved into my mind. There's pressure. Ryan, you have to win this helicopter, bro. Well, I mean, the competition isn't that hard and I do have experience. Have you been training for it yet? Yeah, it's not like you're racing against Travis Pastrana or... Yeah, the whole trip when I was driving the truck around with the big gooseneck, I was just like apexing my corners and stuff like that. Getting those left turns down. Yeah, exactly. When we went to Stradman's house and he had like his racing simulator, Ryan had such a

over that thing. I did do it. I want to practice. It was sweet. We're passing by. Yeah, let's just explain how this goes. So Strad's given us a tour of his house. Stradman's a YouTuber. We're just starting the tour. We've been there for a while now, too. I think we hung longer than he was anticipating. He was fine with it and stuff, but we ended up making a full afternoon. I was fanboying. Yeah, I was, too. So he's given us a tour of his house.

And he's got two racing simulators, but he's like, I mean, they sometimes... $40,000 race simulators. If you want, you can try them. Ryan and Mark are like, yes, yes, we want to try them. And he's like, okay, okay.

All right. Well, let me get them set up. And he's like running around his garage trying to find like extension cords to like get power into both of them. He's turning them on. He has to turn them back off. It was like a 25-minute setup. But Ryan, you were like, oh, no, don't do it. But then he kept trying. And we discussed it before. He was like, once we're done shooting rollers, you got to try this. Like he was pretty adamant on it. Well, he finally gets it set up. And Ryan, first race, just hitting the corner.

Okay, I'm good. Yeah. It was one of those crashes. CJ preface the price. It was one of those. It had six hydraulics. The whole unit was on it. So like when you hit the brakes, it goes. Yeah, it was pretty nuts. Yeah. And then what you did. Yeah. So when you hit the steering wheel, like the steering wheel would like, like spin back. He said it's so strong. People broken their thumbs.

Yeah, you had it in there. Can you imagine, dude? I could see that. The freaking... You got two casts on and they go, oh, wow, how'd you break your thumbs? Oh, it was a car accident. Playing video games. No, it was just my simulator. Did you get whiplash? Did you guys have one of those...

Like kind of racing steering wheels and like the pedals for the PS2. Play it on Gran Turismo. Mine never worked because I was like the hand-me-down like from my older sibling. I don't know if it even worked for him, but like by the time I was old enough to like use it and play it, I probably tried to plug that thing in 50 times and it didn't work a single time. And I just kept trying it though, hoping that one of those times. Me and my dad would play it.

on ps2 i hated using the steering wheel because it was just so much harder and also back then they just weren't as good yeah you didn't know the drive then he like loved it like he had like he just moved the table and like set it all up in like the suction cup yeah he's got it like it was like clamped on you got the you know chair and everything it was sweet did you have a shifter i didn't have a i don't think so no no it wasn't a shifter but it was fun no but uh speaking of like

I don't want to say bad impressions, but our impressions on Stradman, I was just watching Ryan's story, and this was literally within four minutes of us being there. You guys had been chatting with Strad, introducing yourselves. We pull up. We're unloading the Shambo, and Ben, this thing runs so rich, and it hadn't ran since we left Minnesota. It's got a bunch of snow in the exhaust. He's pulling it off, and he gives it just one. And it lets out the thickest. Flex mode.

I wasn't black smoke, but just like the thickest ball of smoke. And it comes out and it's super windy and it literally just engulfs Strat and his girlfriend. Dude, in their face, in their mouth. You have to put the clip in. It was pretty funny. But, uh,

Yeah. I was like, dude, that might be bad. Like you just dusted them, but it was fine. They were chilling. We asked him to play their fricking simulator. Dude, we're never going to get him. I think he was thinking it was going to be a quick, like they're coming to pick the car up and out of here. And then we're like, Oh, we're filming a full half of a video here, bro. Hey, do you got any snacks? We didn't do that. We didn't do that. But no, he was, he was honestly, it was so cool to get to meet him. Cause that was one of the YouTubers I haven't met yet who I've watched for a long time. And he is like,

Sometimes I'm a little nervous going to meet people just because I'm not sure what they're going to be like. But with Strat, I wasn't nervous at all. I was just excited. I almost was...

acting like a fanboy when I was editing it. I was like, God dang, like I was just being so cool. I was trying to be like, I was just excited. It was so nice. Yeah. I mean, it's what we expected, but he was just like so well spoken and down to get on any joke. And yeah, he was great. Everything. 12 years of YouTube. That guy's been, if you guys do know his story, you know, it's crazy. Ooh,

long time in the YouTube game. He started like what living in his Audi TT. Yeah. To that too. I know stoked that he wasn't like, uh, you know, he was soup. Obviously his, uh, house is all over YouTube, but I was stoked that he was just given like, yeah, don't even take your shoes off. I was like, I'm like, well, I thought that was like, damn, this is funny. If, uh, he, I'm like, if he gives us a house tour, but tells us we have to take our shoes off. Like I had my shoes on the entire, like 20 hour drive. Um,

I'm like, bro, I'm not going in. If he gives us a tour, I can't take my shoes off. Your feet were that stinky? Yeah, Mike does have some stinky toes. I left my shoes off of that road too. I'm being courteous. That is nice, actually. That house is freaking insane, too. It's so big.

It's huge. Did Evan pile up any of his toilets? No. Yes. He literally got back in the truck and said, so stoked I got a shit in on one of his toilets. I was like, bro. We are for sure never invited back. And the best part is, is that I love, uh, we're all fanboying slash just stoked. And I love bringing Evan along to meet, um,

to meet our heroes, to meet YouTubers because he 90% of the time has no idea who they are. I know. So funny.

No clue. Ev's just in a different world, man. He would have to be, who would he be? He was tripping on Kobe Raha. That makes sense, right? Probably Kobe Raha, Travis Pastrana, Brian Deegan. I mean, he's met all of them now. Yeah, but who would be a good example? Of someone he wouldn't know? Boobie Lutavelli. Like one of the hearts of darkness guys. Oh, yeah. He's with one of those. Hmm.

Sick-O-Mations. Shout out Ev. It's his birthday today. Oh, yeah. Dude, we're bummed he's not here. Yeah. Honestly, yeah. We could wait or do it right now. But, like, it's his birthday today. Might as well do it now. Fired up about it. Let's do it. Let's wish him a happy birthday. I already texted him. I bet he is either at the bar or he's laying in bed. He's 100% at the bar. You're going 100%? Yeah. There's no chance that he isn't at the bar. I'm going 50-50. Hi, Ev. What you doing?

We're here live on the LifeWide Open podcast. What up? Happy birthday, bro. What do we got going on today, boys? Well, we were just talking about you and how it's your birthday and how we miss you. Yeah, I miss you guys. It's kind of sad I'm out there. I feel like me and Mike would get into trouble at the very least. Yeah. Fuck it, Ev. You should come back. I've been home for three hours. Yeah.

Nikki's like, no. Driving the donk, though? Yeah, dude. There was snow on the ground this morning. It was crazy. Yeah, how'd that drive go? Oh, I just didn't drive it. I drove the truck. But now the snow melted back in the donk. Now he's got his sports car out. Are there any other fantastic news you have? Otherwise, we will let you get back to your birthday. Oh, man. I really wish I had something better for you fellas. That's okay, buddy. Have a great day. I miss you. Don't let it. I love you guys. Don't let your meatloaf.

That's funny. Where were we? Stradman? Well, yeah, we were on this trip. We met Stradman. The response on the YouTube video, petition to name it either Lamber Jeepy, which is funny. I like that. Liberghini is very fitting. And then you just say, no, the Jeeperghini, which is what it's called. I don't think it gets any better than the Jeeperghini. Yeah, the Jeeperghini is good. The Lamber Jeepy is pretty good, though, too. I still with the Liberghini.

They're all good. I guess the thing about the, the liver GP or whatever, the fact that it's a Liberty is like the lamest part of the entire thing. Like, yeah, I don't really like promoting that. Cause you know, people might think that it's cool. And then they find out that it's a Jeep Liberty, no offense, Jeep Liberty owners, but then it's like kind of less cool.

I agree. Every time in San Holo, we'd see someone, they'd go, what is that? What's it based on? I'd go, Jeep Liberty. They'd just laugh instantly. Yeah, because then you just think of the 2006 Jeep Liberty, which is what it is with the round headlights on it. At least it's not a Compass. Yeah, you're right. That is actually probably... Could be worse. The Renegade is the new Liberty. Is the new Liberty, and that's even lamer. And I also knew when we were in off-road country, when guys were like...

Oh, well, I've seen, I've seen dude straight axle swap those. And I'm like, yeah, of course we need straight axles though. Like, but it did great. I've been trying to think of like where we go from what we've got to, you know, like spruce it up a little bit, maybe put some actual suspension in it or something like that. A little bit bigger lift just so you're not rubbing the tires. Bigger lift. Gotta get that clearance up. I saw some comments that were like, you guys should have just taken the suspension out of it. So then it wouldn't flex at all. Oh. And I was like,

I wouldn't do that. I think it would have done better. I wouldn't do that now, but in the time being, yeah, that would have worked. So, I mean, basically, if you guys watched the last video, like just the back wheels would stuff into the fenders very easily. And that was our pitfall. But other than that, it did so good. We also didn't climb to the top of the mountain, but yeah.

Like, there was no higher you could go. Like, at the top, Ben was like, I don't know. Like, I feel like we need to do more stuff with it. I'm, like, looking around, standing at the top of this mountain. I'm like, where do you want to go? We can't go up. Do you want to go and try to balance on that little tip right there? Or what do you want to do? Like, we spent four hours getting to the top of here. It really was bizarre. I don't think anybody thought that we were going to make it. And then we have a video coming out next week where we brought it to Moab. Oof.

Is that next week? I don't think it is. Two weeks. Actually, it might be a month. It's a while. It's a while. But anyway, it's a good video. I've been trying to think of where we go from the platform that it's on. We only have two other options, air or sea.

I know. Well, I was going to say, I mean, there is always like swapping it on another thing. Ryan, again, something to look forward to when he was driving that in Moab, the body is damn near off of the machine. I mean, some of the body fell off on the way home. Oh yeah. Yeah. Can we talk about that too? Yeah. So the door, so like the entire body on this is like held on with like taps and taps. Yeah. Pretty much just hopes and dreams. Like,

it is like self-tappered on. So sure enough, one of the doors, uh, I actually have the video of, of Gav trying to hop in cause the doors went open. So you had to like race car climb in and it's just in the corner of the GoPro. Gav, you just hear, you sat on the door. I didn't know that was going to,

And you can see the door just like immediately go loose. Yeah. So anyway, the door flew off when it was going, when you guys were pulling it down the road and, uh, somewhere in rural South Dakota. Oh my gosh, dude. I thought that thing was gone. Like I, I pretty much had just, cause I, I, me and CJ were in a different truck and I saw the story that you guys posted on Seaboy saying like, Hey, lost the door. If you guys are anywhere in South Dakota, just keep an eye out for it. It's a lime green door, but it was like the middle of night and

And so I figured that thing was gone for it, or at least had gotten ran over. 20 minutes later, I get a call from this guy that works on our snowmobiles. So I don't really know him, but I thankfully had his number saved. He's a good guy. He calls me and goes, hey, I got your Lamborghini door. And I was like... Dude, we lost that thing 20 minutes ago. I was like, what? What?

It's amazing. Yeah, dude. I saw your guys' story and I knew that I had some friends coming back from a concert that was like around that area. So I just posted on my story. And then like three minutes later, a girl was like, oh, I just saw that. I'll turn around and go and pick it up.

Wow. So this girl turns around and goes and picks it up and then brought it to Seth, who got the door. And then he was like, yeah, I have your guys' Banshee right now, so I'll just bring it back with your Banshee. Amazing. I was like, what, dude? Dude, I thought that thing was gone. When we walked out and I saw just the shell of the door, I was like, oh, no. I have a video of it. I don't know if it'll play anywhere in a video, but, oh, man.

So can we get that thing like painted? It's still in one piece, right? Yeah, yeah. Just a little mangled. It's still better than not having it. I'm looking forward to just driving that thing around. Not even on video. It's just a great rig. It's a convertible. Dude, I think that's a good cruiser around here. One of our best vehicles. It is, dude. It's definitely our most viral vehicle. It just held up to everything. I was really not expecting it to make it to the top. And I was blown away. Because that thing was taking a beating.

And it kept taking a beating, honestly. It was cool to... We're used to people coming up to us. Oh, man. Look at that rig. That's sick. Whether they know us or not. Dude, I wasn't used to the attention we were going to get from this fake Lamborghini. It was like you were an A-list celebrity. It was wild. It was seriously... So we brought it to Vegas.

And I know you guys love the way I say Vegas. Now I'm conscious of it every time I say it. I don't know. Apparently I say Vegas weird. You say it very with a lot of... I think it's A. It's like a Vegas. Yeah. Vegas. I like it. Vegas. Vegas. Anyway, he brought us to Vegas.

and we hit the we hit the strip with them i think that's this week's video and then we valeted it but when we were driving it down the strip there's people on the right side and people on the left side on the other side of the road everyone had their phones out and filming it yeah i would say it was the equivalent of like driving a bugatti i've never driven a bugatti but i imagine it'd be something like that that's what it feels like if one person came up and looked at my lamborghini which is real

10 people came up and looked and took a picture of the Jeeper-ghini. I would give it more of an equivalent like driving a motorcycle naked down the strip. Yeah, it could be that. That was for the face. Yeah, because it was like a shock. What am I looking at? It was one of those maybe I might shed a tear moments because we had our two fake green pieces of shit Lamborghinis going down the Las Vegas strip on...

saint patty's day yeah it was literally too good to be yeah that's true it was how good can you get not much better than that i guess we thought about that we should have dressed up as like leprechauns we never even prefaced i think that we maybe got away with some because they're like oh they're they're really in the spirit of saint patty's day but uh yeah hey everyone it's me drew off wallow host of the comment section show

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So make sure y'all follow me on Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts for new episodes every Wednesday. Yeah, it is something insane. Those things are magnets. And then also it's just a dead giveaway wherever we'd go. Like, oh my gosh, there's the Seaboy. So like every...

Where we went, we were just having a fan meetup along the trip, which was really cool getting to meet everyone. But we're the only people that would have a piece of shit green Lamborghini. And then travel 4,000 miles around the country with them. Trailing them, yeah. And it just shows how much, I don't know, cooler it is to have a weird vehicle like that and you just put a creative twist on it and it's way more entertaining than a real...

Lamborghini. Yeah. Like once it got into our hands, the Lamborghini became a star. It was like something about it. It was always inside of it. I think it just fit better with us, you know? Yeah. And that's why Strad was like, I got to sell this thing. Sell it to these guys, you know? Yeah. He was like, he was very much on the vibe. Like,

Yeah, I'm just going to replace it with a real lamp, another real lamp. It's like, yeah, get this piece of shit out of here. Trip was fun, but getting home was so nice. I haven't slept this good in this long in a long time. But I have had the wackiest dreams. I feel like so. Merch has kind of been on my mind because we've been, you know, doing a lot more stuff with it with the truck giveaway, stuff like that. So last night, apparently...

I had a dream that Shane Gillis, like the comedian wore our shirt during this, during a standup would be great. So like, you know, whenever we see a shirt and anything like a background or somebody else's video, we're always like screenshot. I'm like, look, that's cool. So I was stoked to share it with everybody.

And then I watched the video and he was shitting on Ken for his bad customer service. Oh no. And he like did this whole thing about how Ken personally was doing a bad job with customer service and how bad we all sucked. Oh,

Oh my gosh. This is what you're dreaming about? I guess so, dude. I'm sorry. I think you do a great job, but I woke up and I was like, and I was like, oh, thank God it wasn't attacking us. One of a few people you don't want to be roasting you. It's definitely him. Ken, did you wake up in a sweat this morning and not know why? No. It was the weirdest dream, dude. He slept in because he's not doing any customer service.

Shane Gills is out there just pissed, dude. That's amazing. I mean, also, so speaking of just being home, being on the trip. So that was like our RV trip, kind of. We just did it in trucks this time. And it was like just as good, but in different ways.

Dude, you know what's crazy? I just want to talk about our group camaraderie. On the trip, just dialed. Everything about it. We're just fired up every day from the moment we wake up. I mean, pretty much. We bicker a lot. We got a job to do. Right. Well, sure. And it was just so much fun. And then we get home and like, I know I wasn't here on Wednesday. I did take the day off. Apologies. Kind of. Came in late. But

Yesterday, we borderline, like, didn't speak to each other. I know you guys back and forth. We're at it, yeah. It's just so interesting. You know, we get back here. We have a lot of work to do, a lot of footage to get a hold of, a lot of whatever. It's just crazy. Like, we literally, like, didn't really speak to each other yesterday. I know. And then you come off the trip of just, like... We were on one, dude. We were waking up at 7 and just basically filming or doing...

doing whatever we had to do to film until like 9, 10 o'clock. We didn't go to bed. Then you'd have to drive normally somewhere until like 1, 2 a.m. Barely make it to supper even. It was so much fun. We did make a little bit of playtime.

From like 4 p.m. to like 2 a.m. in Vegas where we were off the clock. We were just running around having fun. And that was a blast. I think that was the only night where everyone wasn't dialed. Yeah, we weren't dialed. The gambling was not dialed. Oh, my gosh. I went up 700, maybe 750. I don't know exactly. But around there, I was pretty happy. That was my first time leaving Vegas up. Must be nice. I got to watch Ken in action. Oh.

It was amazing, dude. I have a whole video of us walking, and he just is like, his sniffer was up. He's just like looking like this. Crazy, dude. And he walked down, sat down on the machine, and 10 spins in, won $3,500. He goes, whoa, guess I'm done gambling for the night. I've never seen anything like it. I love those Huff & Puff machines. They're the best machines they have there. It was electric. I made a big mistake following you, brother. Oh, yeah. Mike on the other side. So I didn't even really know. How much did you lose? I mean, like $500. Oh, wow.

I followed him into the high stakes room. And then I was like, why are these slots so expensive? And then I was like, Ken just won $3,500. I'm going to keep firing it in. And then I just walked out without my dignity, which now I know how you guys feel. And I don't usually. Yeah, you get your pants pulled down. Ben, you left with owing some money. I don't. Do you still owe money to Ken? I don't remember.

You got some gambling debts you got to pay up. Ken's going to break my kneecaps. Yeah, you better be careful. Ken's a freaking loan shark, dude. He's going to come in with a guy.

beat you up a little bit. The nice part about going to Vegas with Ken is you don't have to bring money because Ken's going to make money and then you just go to him when you need a loan and then you hope that you just don't pay Ken back long enough. He forgets about it and then by the time he does remember, he goes, I've made so much money on slots since then. Your debts have progressively gotten bigger and bigger though. Your ask for what you want is bigger and bigger to the point where you can't just forget about that.

dude, I remember it was a little iffy right away. Cause Ken hadn't won his money yet. Uh, like I'm not, I'm yet, yet, yet. I'm not actually, let him cook. Yeah. Let him cook. I'm not actually blaming you for, uh,

me losing my debit card because it's 100% on me, but I never take my debit card out of my wallet. Ben's like, dude, Ken's kind of stiff in me right now. Do you think you could? And then I'm like, yeah, I'm down, bro. And then it's the one that takes your card in and then the bellhop guys spew in and we're just like, I'm like, Ben, it's not working. And then I just left my debit card in the machine. See, that's why I don't carry a debit card.

I don't know. I don't believe in debit cards. But had you carried one, I wouldn't be in this position. Yeah, that's true. But no. That's true. Mike lost all his money in his checking account. No, I quickly transferred it all out, blocked the card. That's smart. And then... Yeah, I mean, being you left the darn thing in the ATM. Yeah, in the ATM. How much money would you like to withdraw? Yeah. All of it. I do owe you some money, though, Ken. And I have it in my truck, I promise. Dude.

No, dude. I was like doing pretty bad, like always. And then I came up. I went on like a little run and I was like back to even. And then I was walking back to my hotel room and I was like sober. It was the first time I've ever been to Vegas sober. Very depressing place at 2 a.m.

But I'm like walking back to my hotel room and I'm just a sicko. So I was like, oh, there's an open table. I'm going to go and sit down on it, right? And win my money so then I can pay Ken back and have some cash in my pocket, right? Obviously, that's how it goes. It's a plan. Yeah. Lose, chase it, double it. Lose, chase it, double it. No. So now I'm sitting at like a $200 hand. Lose it, double it. Now a $400 hand. Ken only gave me a thousand bucks. That's all he was willing to give me. No, I gave you more than that. Oh, man. Well, I'll get to that. Yeah.

I'm putting all my money on there. I'm like, this has got to hit. I've lost six in a row, right? There's no way you lose seven. Lose it. Lost all my money. Went back up to my hotel room feeling real bad about myself. That's tough. Wow. Then the next day, we're doing this ballet thing. I go, Ken, can I get some money for this ballet? So he gives me 200 bucks for this. We got a little downtime. I go, all right, sweet. I got some money.

Lose it. That's why I had to pay for the valet. I was like, you have no money? How? So I owe you $1,200 bucks again. No, you owe me $1,180. Oh, okay. Okay, fair. So wait, turns out Buddy doesn't have any money or self-control.

Well, that's the thing. You only gamble with the amount that you're willing to lose or the amount that you're able to get from your rich best friend. Yes. So you should just give Ken money if he'd take it and just let him do the gambling for you. Probably should. Yeah, that's a good idea. That's why I don't bring a debit card. I do have self-control. You just got to put low limits on your debit cards. You can't go that deep into it. Yeah, but that's my limit. It's just like...

whatever I bring. And I didn't know we were going to Vegas, so I didn't bring anything. Remember when you made Greta believe that I didn't believe in banks? Yeah, that was one of my better goals. I was telling Sydney that story, and then she's like, look who doesn't believe in banks now. Yeah. No debit card ass. Yeah, that was a funny troll. I convinced my girlfriend that Mike didn't believe in banks because he used to be a bartender, and he had a bunch of ones always stacked next to his bed from tips. Lots of cash. And Greta was like, what's up with all

I'm like, oh, yeah, Mike doesn't trust banking system because, like, yeah, his grandpa got, like, screwed over one time with, like, a late fee. So he doesn't put his money into it. He just puts it underneath his mattress. The best part was if she remembered that your mom worked at a bank. Yeah. And then we just go, no, yeah, well, that's kind of the thing. Like, you see your parents' faults, so you don't like that. Yeah.

And I was like not, yeah, I wasn't that fired up on the troll. And I was like, dude, she asked me if my mom works at a bank. What do I even say? You didn't ruin it. I was like, come on, come up with something. Yeah, you didn't ruin that one actually. No, I didn't. Which was nice of you. I let you have that. Yeah, I had that one for I think like a year. That one was like a while. And then somebody spoiled it. I think Ken might have spoiled it.

Anyway, I was pretty upset about that one. Yeah, which I was like, why are you upset? Did you want it to go for five years? I want it to go forever. Ideally, that's the best troll. There's still some that I think I know and don't know. You know that Ben and I aren't even cousins? We just trolled you guys this whole time. We're just family friends.

Because your cousins? No. Didn't we convince Pricer of that? No, Ken thought that Pricer was our cousin. You guys told me that Jake Pricer was your cousin. You guys told me that Pricer was your cousin.

And then I just was like, okay, that's fine. And then you guys forgot that you told me that. And it was like, I think five or six years later, they're like, oh, why would you think that? And I was like, you told me. He doesn't have any reason to believe any different. He can't.

I wonder if other friend groups have that. Like, I want to know if you have a lie that you've told on your friends that you've never cleared up. Well, it's like, so I'll leave his name out of this, uh, just for his own sake. But, uh, we had this nice young man come along to help us film on this trip. And, uh,

He's new to the group, kind of new to working with us. Still gullible. I don't know how I told Ken how it came in, but I just was like, yeah, yeah, he put a dick pic on his story before we left. I wasn't. Ryan added something to the thing, too. Yeah, I mean, people add in, you know, and then Ken was like, what the

Fuck, I couldn't believe it. And then I had to ride in the truck with him the whole time out, and he just didn't say anything until now. It was like a week later, and I was like, oh, yeah, we were just trolling. Well, the super unbelievable part of it is you go, yeah,

He posted a dick pic to his story and you were in the background. Well, you didn't add the background part until today. No, we told Gavin that part. We told Gavin that part. And we still didn't clear that up. But Gavin was like, this is insane. That's so unbelievable. I figured we didn't need to clear that up. Yeah. But he was believing. But Ken must have just read the first part. I just read the dick pic part of it. I didn't read the rest, maybe. Dude, I love how then it got relayed to me because it was like,

Yeah, I don't know what's going on, but... The new guy's just posting dick pics, I guess, with Ken in the background. Apparently, dick pic on his story. I don't know. Oh, Ken said this? Hopefully it buffs.

And I was like, what? Okay, I'm glad I'm not in that truck. Was it uncomfortable? I mean, it was like, I didn't say anything, but it was kind of like, how did he do this? There was like a white elephant in the car. Maybe. You were like, don't bring anything up. Bro! What's it say? I mean, an elephant, but you put a color to it. A white elephant is a gift. But the fact that you gave the...

The subject of the matter, an elephant description, dude. Yeah, like a white elephant trunk in the car. Trunk-o-crazy. Well, she doesn't do anything wrong. She doesn't know who we're talking about. No, that was a joke. It was a joke. Yeah, he didn't actually do it. Yeah. This time. He's a good cat.

No, but that's where we draw the line. You know, if you post it to your story. That's fine. Yeah, you're a weirdo, but, you know, you do whatever. Seriously? Having Ken in the background, man. Search this. What? Search up? Make sure you're not in the picture. Ken Googles it. Hey, I am in it. Yeah, I guess I got it. Ken officially has...

Problems, dude. Trust problems. Well, I got to advise after your friends talk about said story dick pic, I wouldn't say, got to search this. It's like when we were at the gas station and that fellow was really, really nice and really, really hype. And he got so excited to show us his tattoo on his leg that he didn't kind of like say anything about why he was taking off his pants. You got to see this. And I was like, oh man, what's going to happen?

And then he showed us his tattoo on his leg. I thought, yeah, I thought it was going to go a different way. I think you should get Life Wide Open tattooed on your leg. That was, I think, the first time I've felt jealousy. Like, I've seen a handful of Life Wide Open tattoos, but I felt jealousy toward... I'm like, wait, why don't I have a Life Wide Open tattoo? How the frick did all these... Like, we've run into people with that tattooed on them. Like, probably.

10 times, let's say. Maybe not quite, but... I'd say more, and none of us have that tattooed on us. It's pretty messed up. It is, and it's like our slogan. Yeah. Right. But I don't know if I want to get tattooed on me. I would.

I almost would rather get like a mural of Ken tattooed on me. Yeah, you've been saying that. Like full-blown like Chester. I don't know. Like maybe like the no can do. That's a good logo. The lips look good. I'll pay you. I'll pay you five grand if you get that tattooed on your arm. Oh, no chance. Arm? Yeah, he just was talking arm. Yeah.

Every time I look down, I just see no can do. Yeah, I'd get a life-odd open tattoo, especially because now that we're seeing the fans get it, like, why can't I, you know? Why wouldn't I? Yeah. So where would you put it? Dude, fuck it, forearm. Really? Forearm or thigh. It's like down the shaft of my lower unit. I don't know if they can make them that small, Ryan.

I'm trying to figure out what Ryan's upper unit is. Yeah, some fine print. No can do. I was thinking lifeline open, but all right. No can do on the other side. What about the pelican? Ken, you should get that. I don't know if I want tattoos anymore. Really? You're giving up on that? You didn't get one. I know. I think if you had it, you would just come around to it. Because it seems like everybody that gets a tattoo then gets like 20 more. Yeah.

You're worried that next thing you know you'll be covered head to toe. Ken would look so good. Did you guys see? It was a big net tat that is like his face. Just has like no can do and a mural of him. He's looking at you from every angle. Did you guys see MGK? What he did with all his tattoos? So he's like tattooed up. Like it looks insane. Like honestly he looked really cool. Like all of his tattoos that he had before this new one. Then he took

He just got it all blacked over. So it's like literally just black. What? It looks insane. I mean, it just seems kind of like a waste to me. It's like you had all these dope tattoos and then you just covered it all up with black. Like the amount of ink they must have had to use to cover his whole body in black. Yeah, look at this, dude. It's insane. Whoa, that can't be real. It is. It's real.

Apparently, so Alex, Alexis, my girlfriend, follows MGK and Megan Fox pretty tightly, and she was listening to some podcasts that Megan Fox is on, and she said that the reason...

He did that because there was certain tattoos that he didn't like anymore. Gave him bad memories or something. So he just tattooed all over him with black. Dang, dude. It kind of goes hard. But also... It looked way cooler before. Insane. Totally insane. But it goes kind of hard. How long would that take to get done? So that's a tattoo... I don't know if you call it a technique. But it's a method. It's called blacking. And it's like...

a band, like they do it like underground. Like certain people that are super into tattoos will like go to this, I think it's in Europe. And it's like these two guys will like fucking...

tattoo you super aggressively and like they'll do their whole body and it's in this cave I saw this vice documentary on it it's in a cave okay I'm just cracking up because like this is becoming more popular like blacking out via tattoo is becoming more popular and I'm picturing everyone who's ever done it going to this cave in Germany for two guys I don't think he did

It's insane, though. Yeah. Have you seen, like, the lead singer of 21 Pilots has that, too, on his arm. And that was, like, the first I'd ever really seen of it. And then I was like, what's up with his arm? Like, what's he got, paint on it? And then I was like, no, it's just that's how it is, his whole arm. Intriguing. What a...

The brutal tattoo ritual built on pain. Should we watch it? Yeah. Look, he's like, you like going to this little hidden back alley. So not like a rock cave. They shave your whole head. They do your whole body, dude. Yeah, like a cave. That's what I want to do. That can't be sanitary. There's like a fire in the corner. Yeah.

I feel like having that, and maybe I'm completely wrong, but having that much ink in your body, your body might not like that. No, that can't be good. Dude, I was listening to it. We got to take this with a grain of salt because it was on Kill Tony and it was Violent J from Insane Clown Posse, but he paints his whole face.

And he's always had his face painted. And he said that underneath it, he looks like really young because he's never been exposed to sunlight and stuff like that. Yeah. For the last like 20 some years, he's been painting his face. Like painted like a clown? Yeah, he's painted like a clown. They roll around like that. That can't be good for your skin. Like that's got to be worse for your skin then. Well, maybe if he uses good paint, you know? Yeah. It is an interesting thought. Like, yeah, your face truly never being exposed. Yeah, that's how he looks like.

They said on your mom's house podcast that they wear that face about three to four times a week. So it's not all the time, but maybe when they were doing tours, it was like every day. God, I wonder how long that takes. That's like the same thing with KISS. Also, it was pretty funny listening to them roast this one guy. This one guy got that tattooed on his face. Like, minus the white, he got all the black tattoos.

whatever, triangles up here. He got that tattooed on his face and he's kind of upset with them because he can't get jobs and stuff. And they're like,

Dude, this guy's an idiot. Like, why would you do that? We painted on. Like, not even we have the tattoos, dude. They're like, not even we have the tattoos, bro. And so it's just too funny. Like, I feel bad for the guy. But yeah, like, he's like, I can't get jobs now. I'll try to get it removed, but it still shows up. Yeah. I think pretty often people regret getting face tattoos. Yeah. Like, face tattoos, never a good idea. Yeah. I mean, I'm just going to say it, man. Say it. It's never a good idea. Yeah.

It's never a good idea. Have you seen the people that tattoo their eyeballs? No. They turn the whites black, which is really messed up. That's another fast move. Basically, I was just going to, I guess, talk about that more, the whole blacking out thing. One guy on Snapchat, he's getting interviewed, and he's like, yeah, the only thing left is the white in my eyes. That was the only thing left. Yeah. It was actually the only thing left. Imagine the tip of your dick.

How much do you think that cost? Everything? Dude, probably like 200 grand all said and done. 200 grand? Yeah, I'd say like over the course of years because I think he probably got tattoos before that. I think he had some prosthetics. You know, like I think he had like some little horns in there too. Oh, really? Another story, but. Oh, wow. Oof. I guess, yeah. I mean, like your body is your art piece or something, you know. Or something. Or something like that. Your body's a canvas, I think is what it is. Oh, that's what, yeah.

Body's a temple. I think that's what's up. I think it's temple. Your body's a temple. Your body is a temple. I think that's what like... No, no. Your canvas is right for tattoos. That's what like girls tell their parents when they get... My body's a canvas. I want to paint it. This is so out of pocket, but my body...

turns meat logs into meat or meat hogs into meat logs or something. Oh, hot dogs into meat logs. Hot dogs into hot logs. Sorry, I butchered that. Cody has a shirt that says that. My body turns hot dogs into hot logs. I know. I know. I love hot dogs. They just come out fully. They go in one size and pop out the other size. Oh my God. Just except, you know, turd farm. What?

There's an Italian dude that's slowly turning himself into a lizard. Is that the same dude? He did like implants in his forehead or something? Yeah, he did implants in his forehead and then he's getting like horns implanted on his head. He's trying to turn himself into like an alien or something.

Where does he get the money for that? Because I'm assuming an employer is going to take one look at him and kind of be hesitant to hire him. I can't have a lizard working the front desk at the hotel. Yo, I'm not going to lie. People like that, at that extreme, aren't trying to be employed like that. Yeah, they got something else going on. How are they making money? Probably from gigs, working at the circus. Working like a lizard, probably. We have lizard boy over here.

lizard actually a good investment he's making pretty good money i'm sure that's what he's thinking dude i was talking to one of the guys that works for heavy d and he said that he was a carny for a little bit he traveled the country and the bigger guy no uh no shit yeah he was like oh you guys live by fargo north dakota i've been over there worked at the county fair and i go what he goes yeah my buddy was like i can't remember what they ran they ran one of the machines i go you were a carny it was well it was one weekend oh that

How much carnying do you have to do to become a carny? I'd say at least a few years. That's what Tommy G or Channel 5 News should get with a crazy carny crew that's well-known or something and then just see what they do. Some of them are greasy and some of them are in it for life. Yeah, once a carny, always a carny.

All right, what else we got? We could do contact roulette. Contact roulette? So you just go to your contacts, hit a quick scroll, stop, then you got to call them. Yeah, you want to hear what happened last time I did that? What? Got a girlfriend. I've been dating her for nine years. Really? Wait, what? Eight. But yeah. That was a setup. That's how you got a whole... Because you got to do a contact roulette. That's how you got your girlfriend? That was a setup from God.

I mean, yeah. So hold on. You met your girlfriend through contact roulette? Well, I didn't meet her. I had known her. So you had to call her? What was the situation? No, no. I was sitting in like open hour with a buddy and he was like, go to your Snapchat. Just became single. He goes, go to your Snapchat. Scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll. Close your eyes. Pick one person and then just...

If it's a chick, send her a Snapchat. And I did that. Boom. Greta. Wow. What was your intro? What did you say? I don't know. What's up? Just sitting in school. That's funny, actually. I was just talking to Greta about this the other day. Yeah, that is funny because we didn't know. I didn't know that. No. Because me and Greta were friends. She actually dated my best friend, Sam.

You're one of those guys. Kind of a sly move of me. But, I mean, in, like, middle school they dated. So, like, I was, like. Doesn't count. Doesn't count. Exactly. So, but I was, I used to date her best friend. Oh, man. Also in middle school, though. So, like, but, like, that's how we knew each other. So, like, mutual friend and, like, you know, kind of like that. Hung out a couple times. So, like, that's why I had her number and, like, her Snapchat. Yeah.

And then, yeah, I just fired a snap. But, like, we were friends. So I was like, hey, what's up? And she, I was just talking to her about this the other day. She was like, I was so caught off guard when you hit me up. Because, like, I was like, why is he hitting me up? Like, we're friends. Like, why does he want to hang out, you know? And I think I was just, like, persistent from there. Because, like, she was cute. And she was, like, single then. And, like, obviously I, like, had the hots for her. Yeah, why wouldn't I? Yeah, why wouldn't I?

And, yeah, I think I just, like, slid in from there. Wow. That explains why when her and her friend group came over to the coop to hang out, why you were so nervous. I don't know. You were just, like, extra nervous. You're like, dude, I hope it goes well. Like, the whole reason our friend groups were colliding was so you and her could hang out. That was the whole reason. That was an interesting night. Yeah, the first night that I ever invited Greta over, she, like...

brought all of her friends but they had to sneak out and it super late and it so i think they showed up at like 2 a.m something like that it was like so late where like everyone was like our our crew was hanging out at jake's dad's garage we called it the coop the chicken coop and uh i was like i swear they're coming guys i swear they're coming nobody go to bed yet nobody go to bed yet they're coming they're coming and then they showed up at like 2 a.m stayed for like 30 minutes and then left

Yeah, that was like the first time we hung out. But yeah, that's kind of why. You were in what, 10th grade? You know, I was like trying to work my way out of like the friend zone. Yeah, and you were like, do you think after this, like we're going to get to like hang out one-on-one or do you think she's going to want to? And I was like, dude.

I don't know, man. That was pretty chaotic. I was a little bit worried, though, because Preissler was there, too, and he was, you know. Good-looking young man. Better-looking, funnier, you know. You're like, Preissler, you should just go in the house and go to bed. Preiss, you go to bed, bro. That's why you got him so drunk. Yeah, that's why. No, he was, dude. I never forget that either. It could have been a different night, but he was piled up, and he goes, he's just sitting there, a bottle of something in his hand, and he's like,

Our dependency on foreign oils is way too high right now. Too damn high. That's right. That's right. I forgot about that. At the tender age of 10th grade. Dude, he was ahead of the curve. He was. He was. Oh, my gosh. Yeah. No, but that's how that came to be. So who's ready to play Contact Roulette? Ken, get in there. Let's go. Yeah.

That would be pretty good. That'd be legendary, Ken. Ken just ends up getting his insurance lady. You can say whatever you want. Do we have to prank call them? I'm down to like, hey, Ken, what can I do for you? Maybe we can go and talk about my rate. I'm just scrolling through. I've got a lot of random contacts. That's probably better. A lot of business people, though. How many contacts do you guys have? Bidness.

There's no... 553. 807. Whoa. I got 780. I got 1,096. Wow. Goodness gracious, dude. What do you got, Ken? 480. Wow. But the weird part is, like, when I scroll through mine, like...

i don't know why i have half of these same dude i don't know anybody let's give it a spin ken ken you should do it and you gotta call you gotta call yeah you gotta call them and then for every minute contact for every minute that you keep them on the phone the life wide open podcast will give you a ten dollar bonus because we don't have many funds over here i'd love to do more but all right here we go all right you want to come you should come over here yeah

You got to hop on with them and just talk. But you can't be like, I'm playing contact roulette. Yeah. No, you have to. How about you can tell them anything but you're on a podcast and you're doing it. Yeah. You can come up with any story you want. Don't let them know that 200,000 people are listening right now either. Is this legal? Yeah, I think so. All right. Close your eyes.

You can't choose that. Ken, you can't just choose. There are certain people I cannot call, though. All right. Well, then we'll decide that after you do that. His eyes be still open. Ken! He's looking so hard. He hasn't let his eyes off his phone yet. It should be fine. Hold him to it, Ben. Hold him to it, Ben. No, you chill and close your eyes, Ken. Ken, what are you doing? You can't do that, Ken. I have to be the one to do this. Ben should spin it, maybe. No, here. All right.

- All right, who do we got? - My own like NDSU email address. - All right, respin, respin. - Ken calls himself. Oh, this is a UPS lady in DL. - All right, perfect. - No, not going there. - Come on. - Just say, "Hey, how's it going?" You know, like, "What you doing tonight?" - I actually can't call. That's another email address. - Unreal. - How many emails you have in your contacts? - I don't know, half of them are. Okay.

All right. Well, I was hoping for a girl, but yeah, sure. Just give him a call and just really round about. Hold on. What are you going to say? I don't fucking know. Okay. Yeah. Hit it. Hit it. Let's see how this goes. Let's see how this goes. I just got to preface. Who is the Matt that I always talk about? Yeah. Disconnected. Yeah. That's me and CJ's best friend that I always talk about. I've done three randoms and they're all duds. Oh, keep going. Let's see you come up with one. You've only done one. Mike's spinning. Mike's spinning.

I'm scared now. This chick I used to work with at Zorba's. Alright, call her. Oh my gosh. Hey, you still work at Zorba's? Oh man, dude. What's up? What the fuck? Sent you straight to voicemail, dude. Call him! Are you worried? That's a guy, though. I think it'd be funnier if it's like a... Alright, apparently we only have to call girls. Okay, I'll call this guy.

Hey, uh, what's going on? Not much. Nice. Yo, what's up? Uh, what's up? What are you doing? Uh, we are just at some... Oh, nice. Yeah, 20 minutes or so. Which one? I'm coming over. Where at? I'll come meet you. Oh, wait, no. Are you... You said you're having gubbins? What? I...

Wow. For a troll master, that was rough. I was just trying to make it awkward. I thought that was funny. I was trying to make it awkward. I felt awkward for you. No, you did a great job with that. I don't even know who that was either. He definitely didn't know who you were, dude.

Are you at whatever? You're like, dude. Is it a local number? Ken, you can't be all up in arms about him not seeing when you're looking. I mean, I don't even know. Local number. I love this. I wanted to find someone in my contacts who I genuinely don't know. Fire it. Oh, I know exactly who that was. Who was it? Dude, everyone's pussing out. I called my first one. So did CJ. You got lucky they didn't pick up. Well, I'll do it again.

I kind of want to just do this on the reg. This is fun. Yeah, this is funny. State bank. Can I talk to Sandy Sandman, please? Oh my gosh, yes. Ask for my mom. And just say, like, it's Ben. Hi, is Kenny there? Mike, is there anything I should say to her? Say, Micah lost his debit card and he needs a new one. Ben?

I don't know if I want to do this. Fuck this. No way. You hung up? I hung up. Oh, man. We were so close. No, because then Micah's mom would have just been like...

Well, why doesn't he call? Why doesn't he call? Yeah, and then we would have gone, ha, ha, ha. I'll go, hi, Mom. I can't believe you wussed on that. We got to get one more number in here. Someone else give it. Ryan, you give him a call. I really want to see Ken have it happen. Go through, see if you can get one. Ben, you pick someone on his phone. Give me your phone. I'm going to do somebody random, and then Ryan's going to call somebody. Yeah, I'll do it. What are you looking, dude? Keep going.

I can't see that. Dude, I made that kid feel so uncomfortable. Why are you looking so hard then? He has my phone number too. Dave Sherbrooke. No, no, no. Wait, why are you guys so scared? It's a phone call. What's up, guys? What's up, guys? Hey. Not much. What's happening? We're just filming a podcast. Dude, what are you doing? We just thought we'd get your opinion on some stuff. You better have stuff, Ken.

Hold on. I don't know if anything is said because I'm in the middle of bumfuck Egypt. Hold on. Okay. What was that now? What was that now, Grant? So what do you think about your truck? What truck? You know, your red one. Oh, you mean my Ford, the one I'm driving now? Yeah, yeah. That one. I don't know. It's okay. No Raptor. I wish it was a Raptor. Ah, there it is. What about your truck? What about that green thing? What green thing?

All right. We'll see you later, Dave. Ken. Dude. Oh, my gosh. Ken. It could have done so much better, but you just tell him, we're on a podcast. Right away. Debris.

Defeat the whole purpose. You never know what Dave is going to say. You got to like preface that. How funny would that conversation have been if you would have just left it awkward? Hey, we're asking about your truck. Yeah, no, I get it. You panic. You broke the rules. Dave's great. He would have been awesome on the podcast. You get to randomly call somebody. Everyone else has. Yeah, I suppose you're right. I want to get a successful one. You know that.

Dude, I feel like I kind of did this already when we were trying to get into the club in Vegas. Someone sent me the number and was like, call this guy. He'll help you get in. But he was a number off. So I just called some random dude. And I was like, it's loud. I'm like, hey, why do I tell him at the door? And he's like, I think you got the wrong number. And I'm like, well, no, I'm at the door. What do I do when I get in? It was real bad.

I'm really nervous. I'm the only one who's given up my phone to have Ken make the selection. Looking with his eyes. He hasn't even tried to not look. I can't see at this angle, though. Why are you looking? Why don't you put your eyes down, man? You could look at me. You are so lasered on it. Somehow got Jason right away. Oh, my gosh, dude. Ken, you are so good at picking our friends. Sawyer. Just Sawyer. There you go. Call that.

It's not one of them. Call Sawyer up. Who is this? Where's my phone? Oh, man, dude. Your heart does get racing. You can't tell them, like, I'm on a podcast. I'm on a podcast! Or, like, I'm doing contact roulette. I'm on a podcast!

You got to just, like, make them be like, what the fuck? Like, when they hang up, they're just really confused as to why you called them. Well, I can guarantee Dave is really confused as to why Ken called him. Okay, bye, Dave. I was wondering what you think of your truck. Oh, I mean, it's all right. Okay, bye, Dave. What about that green thing? What green thing? Bye, Dave. Dude, you know he called Jake immediately after and was like, is Ken on drugs? Probably. I think he called him Grant.

Yeah, you're going to have to beat that up. Expose your name too, dude. Oh, man, this is nerve-wracking. Okay. Just wait for him to ultimately hang up on you. Most people don't pick their phones up nowadays. They're so worried. Shoot a text. I feel my heart. Shoot. I'll see if he calls back. It was a Wisconsin. Oh, he's calling back. Hey, what's up, man? What's up? What you up to?

What are you doing? Just hanging. Hoping to get done with work. Maybe head out for a bit. Just chilling. Yeah, just chilling. How about you, man? What did you do this week? Do you know who I am? Yeah. No, I just saw that you called me. No, I didn't call you. Oh, you didn't? I'm sorry. I thought I answered this. Well, you called me first. Oh, I did? I don't think I did. Who do you think this is? I swear. I can hear dumbass in the background. What?

Which dumbass is the question, I guess, you know? I can hear dumbass in the background. Who's dumbass? The guy that's whispering, sorry. Who are you actually? Yeah, I can hear his laugh. Sorry, that was just my little cousin. Yeah, I'm not going to lie. I almost got excited. I thought I won the truck. Oh, shit. I'm sorry, man.

We're doing contact roulette on the podcast, and we came across your number, and I'm trying to remember where or how I got your number. You got it from Chase. Oh, Chase Yatch, right? Isn't he standing right by you? No, actually, he's not. So Chase is dumbass. Yeah.

I was confused, too. Dumbass was. I've got a lot of them. Yeah, that's Chase, dude. Oh, okay, okay. Well, my bad. My buddy from high school. Yeah, okay. I mean, I never actually bought anything to win the track, but for some reason I thought I was winning. Oh, man, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to break your heart like that. Well, thanks for calling me back. So why did you call?

We're doing contact roulette on our podcast. It was set up to have Ken call some girl, but it didn't work, and then now here I am calling you. Well, it was good chatting with you, brother. I'll tell a dumbass hi from you next time I see him. Yeah, do it. I'll do it as well. Next time you see him, let him know that this happened. Right. Sounds good. Don't let your meat love. Yeah, see ya.

How long was that? Two minutes. 20 bucks, baby. That's pretty good, Ryan. Dude, I can hear a dumbass laughing in the background. I'm like, fuck, dude, dumbass. So he could hear me. Okay, so we have to all be really quiet. I think with speaker, it picks up a lot. Justin just fired a text to Chase, and he probably hasn't texted him in many, many months and said, dumbass. That's funny. Yeah, I want a child. Yeah, we got to get you one, and Ken's got to have one too. Who's that? My buddy from college, dude.

He used to be the president of Ryan's fraternity. Oh, gosh. No, I don't think he was the president. I'm so intrigued where this one's going to go. Hello? You there? Yeah, can you hear me? Yep. How you doing? You remember me? Who is this? This is Micah. Last name? Sandman. Oh, yeah. From NDSU. How are you? Yeah, yeah. Doing well. I am wondering if you are still in Fargo because I need some help. I'm not. I actually live in Denver. Okay, I could...

I could probably get to Denver. What do you need help with? My truck broke down. And where are you? In Fargo. I don't know how I can help you. Maybe you could get a hold of Ryan for me. Ryan Iwerks? Yeah. I have not talked to Ryan since like 2017. Good guy though. Yeah, I agree. That's how I felt calling you, but I was just out of options, man.

Is this a prank call? No, I was just working down the contact list in a tough spot here, and I was like, maybe he's still around. Well, I wish I could help. I don't really know that many people in the area anymore, but, I mean, you would probably have more contact information on Ryan than I would. There's no way. Oh, my gosh. Okay. Well, I got a jet for a meeting here in seven minutes. Private? What? Private jet? I wish. Okay.

Well, have a great weekend and don't let your meat love. Thanks. Dude, he is like, well, Michael has officially gone on drugs. He's on drugs. Dude, it was always a bit of a weirdo. I'm just waiting for the call to come through on that one. He doesn't even remember. Like, how does he not have Ryan's number? That's how I met him. I'm just working my way down the contact list. Holy crap.

Okay, now that was a good one just because my face is red. I just feel like he's just like, is this a prank call? And I'm like, nah. No, I think you played that really well. I love when I was like... My truck broke down. I'm jammed up in Fargo, but I could probably make it to Denver. You know he's playing this back and he's like, okay, call me because his truck broke down, but he still wanted my help even knowing I was in Denver. Denver.

What did you think I could do? Hey, man. They told me to call you. All right. We'll wrap this up. I don't know. That one was good. We'll wrap this up with Ken getting a confirmed call. Yep.

This is so fun. This is like prank call kids. Remember when you were like 14, you know, you just got a cell phone, you start prank calling. Okay, so the goal here is to leave them as confused as possible. That's what you want. But also keep them on for at least one minute. Yeah, like really make them just like when they hang up, they're just like, what? Why did he call me? Mike, how long was that? How long was that, Mike? Here you go, Ken. This is lit.

The hard podcast. Stop saying that, Ken. Yeah, you can't say you're on a podcast and you can't say it's a prank call. Giveaway 24 winner. That would be too mean. I do feel bad that that Sawyer guy thought that he was winning the truck. I love that. When he said, I didn't buy anything. I didn't buy nothing, but I still got excited. Give him a nickname. What's going on, dude? Don't know much. Got any plans for the weekend? Who is this? It's Garrett. Garrett, you still in Fargo?

Garrett, hit him with the Garrett, dude. He's like, why does it say Grant Matthews? Garrett? It's G. All right, let me call someone. Did you ever get anyone, Ben? Well, Micah's mom. And then you bailed, dude. That's so unlike you to bail from a prank, dude. Especially because you had the go-ahead. No idea who this is. Perfect. There we go. Oh, man. Hello? Hello? Hi, how you doing? Hey, what's going on? What are you doing? Nothing. Just chilling.

Are you still in sales? No, I'm actually in hair now. Oh, you are? Are you taking clients? I am. I need a haircut so bad, actually. You can come see me whenever you want. Can I come see you next week? If you want, yeah. Are you in the cities? Oh, are you in the cities? Yeah. No, I'm in Fargo. Well, if you want to make the drive out, you're more than welcome to.

Okay, well, I'm probably not going to do that. I'm just, sorry, I was just calling you back. What's going on? Calling me back? Yeah. I didn't call you. No, I'm just calling you back. My phone? I feel like something's going on. Me too. I did not call you. Oh. What's happening? Is this a prank? No. Are you messing with me? No. Then why'd you call me?

I have no idea what's happening. I feel like you're doing something. What would I be doing? Social media or something. No. Okay. I'm sorry about that. Yep. Bye.

What's that? 220. Shit. I can't roast you, but the Trollmaster's here. I didn't know what else to say. Weak. I got to text her. Weak. She's so good. I was just waiting for like one left turn. Like it was just like kind of just dragging along and I was like just one left turn and we just. Maybe like ask her about her car's extended warranty or something or. Then you just know it's a prank. Hey, how's it going?

How's it going? Yeah, I'm doing like extended warranties now. I think I just saw he posted a new YouTube video last night. Yeah, it's a side bit that we're trying to start up. Man. All right, Ken, come on. Oh, yeah, we still got Ken, dude. Let me just pick one. CJ, you've only called one so far. Ken, you've called no one. I've called like three people. I just got to get this in. Yeah, my guy answered. Sandy.

You're trash. Who is that? Jake. Dude, Jake and Dave are together. They're like, what is going on, dude? Let's call this person. They recently called me. What? Hey, I'm just returning your call. Yeah, actually, I was just going to call. Wait, Ken just does business? Yeah, those are looking to ship midweek next week. No, this person's like somebody I don't know that called me. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is all from Ken's phone number being leaked.

- Hey, what's up? Ah, not too much. What do you got going on? Oh yeah. Ah, hey, I've been meaning to like talk to you, like about your car's extended warranty. Have you ever thought of doing one of those? Oh, do you want another one? Yeah, like, do you wanna, like, can I talk to her? Oh, that's too bad. She a beaut? Yeah, yeah. Ah, what model? I mean, yeah. - Any bolt-on modifications? - You got any bolt-ons on there? Any bolt-ons?

Yeah, like some bolt-on modifications. You looking to do some bolt-ons? All right, have a good one. Jesus. I love Ken's outro. The frick was that? That was beautiful. Yo, Ken. I missed seven calls from that person while we were in Utah. You might be a salesman for extended warranties. You kept him on the line. But you gave that guy an extended warranty pitch, and then he said, I got to talk to my wife, which is the first step in the... That's like putting your foot in the door, and then say...

Well, I was really hoping to just sell you on it right now. And he stayed on the line. And then you said, can I talk to her? And he's like, sure. Well, she's not with. Dude, great, great execution on that. I love your outros. It's just like, I'm bored. See ya. Okay, see ya, dude. That was a minute and a half. Not bad, not bad.

I'll just try one more here. Too much fun, dude. Yeah, this dude. Who the heck was that calling you, Ken? Somebody tried to call me while we were in Utah and no idea who they are. They had a kid when I answered. Your call has been forwarded to voicemail. The person you are trying to reach is not available. At the tone, please record your message. When you have finished recording, you may hang up.

I'm so broke if it cost me a nickel to shit, I'd have to fart. All right. All right. That's good. He left a receipt on that one, brother.

did you have that number? No, no. Like it was similar to Ken's like, we get a lot of, yeah, a lot of random calls. And sometimes they're like, not that they need their name to come up, but like I've gotten like seven calls from this fella as well. I'm so broke. If it costs a nickel to shit, I'd have to fart. I got that. I actually got that from Evan and he actually got that from an old fella, uh,

up in the North woods. Uh, so I can't claim that joke, but that shit is funny. That's classic. That is classic. Dude's going to be so confused when he hears that voicemail, dude, everybody's going to be left six people more confused than they thought they could possibly be at the end of the day. Well, on that note. Yeah.

It's a beautiful thing. Word is already spreading that we are going nuts. It's true for you, dude. Yeah, god damn. That was my ex-girlfriend's best friend. You know she hopped on. Yeah, so he's officially a lunatic now. I always knew you'd be better off without him. Basically, everyone we call thinks we lost our mind.

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