The 2023 Life Wide Open Podcast Recap
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I think you said gripes. You want to be in my interview, Ben? No.

Oh, okay. Well, I'm going around interviewing guys that wear shirts too small for them because they don't work out, but they still want to look jacked. I feel like Ryan's ads is when you wake up at 2 a.m. and George Lopez is popping up on the screen. You know, you always got to wonder if you should be buying something from a guy that rolls up on a Segway. That's true. They are bad news.

Did you know the guy that invented the Segway died because he drove it off the Grand Canyon? What? We should fact check this. That is the story I heard. No way. Because he drove it off a cliff. On accident? As far as I know, he didn't leave a note. When you search up how did the inventor, that's the first thing that comes up. Okay. Jimmy...

Zinn didn't invent the Segway, but he was the company's owner when he tumbled off a cliff while riding an all-terrain Segway. Oh, that's not a good look. Okay, so it wasn't the Grand Canyon. No, at least, dude, he was about it. Close enough. He was about it. He was riding his Segway, his creation, around the Grand Canyon and fell in. That's...

On that note. Man, that's tough. Life's just about finding new places to scroll Instagram reels. You have to be like top 10 all time for like wet mornings. Like you get woken up by an absurd amount of water. Top 10 all time. That's my boy Mike. Wet Mike. Well,

Well, if you look at where I bought my Hummer, he's got a big sign. He's got his own dedicated shop. It's got an office. It's got a bathroom. It's got a workspace. It's got a stupid clientele. Nah, dude. Ryan just put wheels on his Hummer, bro, and it looks flipping amazing. What do you mean, how's it going? He's wearing a Hummer sweatshirt. He's clearly pretty proud, bro. Yeah, it's going pretty good.

Okay, well, he'll pop a picture up right here. He put, like, big old black wheels on it, and they're, like, 13.5 wide. It looks amazing. Yeah, it's a good rig now. I mean, I don't know. I guess... Just needed wheels. It's a good rig now. Just needed wheels. All the problems before... He put the wheels on, and the rear stopped... The rear just stopped leaking. The brakes started working. The brakes still didn't work. The motor stopped knocking. The motor knocks a little bit. You didn't have Sizzlers fix the brakes? No, he wanted to put a whole new system in. It was going to be, like, $1,200. Wow.

That's 12% of the vehicle. Yeah, precisely. And I know you guys love to just belittle me for buying this cheap car because I don't have as nice a stuff as you. No, we're not. We're not. Let me put on the Snapchat, polishing a turd. I don't know, dude. I saved so much fucking money driving this car for the five,

five months that I have to drive it. It does just fine. I drive nowhere. I don't need to spend all the money on another car. I'm going to next year. I'm going to buy a nice truck. No, no, no. That's not the point. We're not belittling you. We're just making a joke out of it. I know. It's just a constant joke. It's just funny. No, it's just funny. It's just a constant joke. It's just constantly broken, though. It's just like so many problems. No, it isn't. I literally have not driven it like one time because it was broken. I've driven it every day getting home.

Right. And I'm going to, I can't completely agree with that, but I, I do want to say we're not making funny because it's, uh, cause it's not expensive or it's not nice or whatever. It's just more so funny that like you got it and it just like has caused so many problems. I think it's like, and it's not like major issues, obviously. So it's like kind of funny to like, it's also funny that it's a Hummer, I think.

That's why I got it. I'm just wondering, because CJ really wanted a Hummer too. And at one point on H2, I'm like, lesson learned. I wanted exactly what Ryan has. Yeah, lesson learned. But I was like, would he be getting the flack? I don't know if he'd have a cool Hummer. Well, it depends if mine was breaking like his, I suppose. And knowing you, it wouldn't. You would have spent 25K on a minty, minty one. Yeah. I rode in one like that, and I still was like, this thing seems like it's going to give me a lot of trouble. So.

Ryan was going to sell it to Siege. No, not him. I've never met somebody who hates dealing and talking to people more than Ken, who's in customer service. I'll give you some credit there, Ken. You do great with the customers and maybe not so great with our immediate friends that are trying to get a hold of you.

I don't think it'd be that crazy for Ken to have a business phone. I don't either. I think it'd be worth it for that matter. He could have his government name phone and then his Ken phone. But I'm also thinking... Ken has two phones in his pocket. Ken's walking around with like... You know the people that like set their phones down and there's two of them? They're walking around holding two phones, pulling them both out. Be a real businessman. It's pretty baller. Ken's scrolling on both hands. I'm also thinking even if we have... He's got different Reddit accounts for everything. Imagine Ken Akimbo scrolling.

Yeah, he's got Twitter up on one and Reddit up on the other. Taking in all the information. Ken starts getting the lizard eyes where they go out because he's looking at both of them. Taking scrolls to a whole other level. But I did want to give you credit, Ken. You do a damn good job with customer service. And if you have ever ordered something, you've dealt with Ken personally. And I hope you've had a good experience. All right, Nicky. Last question for you. I'll let you go.

Is it true? The rumors about, you know, the hog. Is it true or is it not? Because there's a lot of people at home wondering. It's a tough situation I'm putting you in, I know. I think the picture you saw was a little... Embellished? But I'm still giving you credit. He's average? Was the picture in wide angle? A hog.

I had the angle perfect. It was Snapchat. You can't even wide angle that. I'll defend myself there. Can you? Given the angle I took it at and everything, made it appear a little more bigger. Well, then explain this. Evan's hog reveal. Only fans dropping 2025. Stay tuned. Would you? I could see you having that.

He begs me to all the time. Really? I don't think I should beg you to, but I've definitely had the conversation about it. Yeah. Make a bag. It's a no brainer in my head. And it's, you know, it's all a hustle. It's not like you just got to like put out the most hardcore porn. It's just a fucking game. Self-picture. Just tease your feet. Nutscapes.

And Nikki turns it down then? Or you don't want a Nikki, obviously, if you haven't done it. I'd rather sell pictures of my feet. Ooh. That Evan's feet ain't worth nothing. What if Ev did a solo? Yeah, he's just solo on. Would you be fine if I... I mean, I feel like it's probably more dudes would be on there buying content than women anyways. What are you going to do? Sit there and jerk off? Get my lotion real quick. I'll fucking jerk off with Cheezmas if that's what the people want.

A bread and bite waffles over will get weird. I ain't going to college, but I turned it down. Yeah, I turned it down just to do this, just to grind from the rap. So you had an opportunity to do the drumming thing? Yeah, a scholarship and everything. Where at? I think it was like in Jacksonville. Yeah, a big band in Jacksonville. It was a big college though. And they offered me like,

15, some shit like 10 million or something like that. Five million, something like that. - Wait, wait, wait. - Scholarship. - Okay, but not $5 million. They offered you $5 million up by the drop? - Yeah. - The fuck are we doing here? - Like, what the fuck are we doing here? - The fuck are we doing here? - I was so young, I like, I didn't know what it was. - Wait, wait, wait. Are you sure they offered you $5 million?

I was like so younger. Like he squints. He's like, I was so younger. Like I didn't know what was going on. I was so younger. Dude, when he cracks a smile and kind of laughs. Turned it down. I love. He was like, shit, dude. I didn't think he was going to question me on this. I love the interviewer's face.

Fuck we doing here? Dude, how hard do you have to shred in a marching band for $5 million? How much money you got to have in your bank account to not know if it was 15 or $5 million? You should start by trying to fit into your t-shirts.

But you're down to a medium because how much are you? He's more down to a large, but you're looking great, Jim. You lost, damn near what, 50 pounds now? Yeah, two pounds away. My goal is like, my goal is 1.7. So I was 225. My goal is 175. Just to say I actually lost 50 of 177 last Friday. That's actually insane. What are you doing to lose 50 pounds off?

I basically, so what I do is... Go jerking off. Yeah, dude, are you kidding me? Nucks all the people that had my back last video. So me and Cody go to the gym every morning. I'll like run... Yeah, it's not considered... It's not considered jerking off if you have help. Nucks all the people that had my back last video. What do you mean by that? What does that mean? What does that mean?

I saw this video on Instagram today and maybe think of our boy Mike since I mean we haven't made fun of him in about 45 seconds. What's the first thing that you think of when like he says something like this? What are you envisioning? What are you picturing in your brain? Something to do with driving or like unreliability in general. You know it could really be anything. Unreliability in general. I love the self-awareness Mike.

My caption in the group chat to this was Mike on a casual drive to Fargo. It's yellow too. I mean, he recognized...

still fortunate to be from canada that's for sure i live in like the most beautiful place in the world it's not tropical but it's tits deep snow so let me tell you

It's been a tough time for me. It's been a trying time. Oh, really? Well, you start talking shit on vapors. You got half the population now that's going to disagree with you. They're not going to want to hear that shit. No. And then the other half thinks it's awesome. They think it's funny. So now it's like I got one half just like...

Hell yeah, CJ, that was so funny. And then the other half, like, I really think CJ needs to get off the podcast. He's not that good on it anymore, yada, yada. I'm like, Jesus. So, like, it's kind of funny. Is there anything you'd like to say to the vapers out there? Hey, man, I know it's tough to hear, but I'm just looking out for you. Ken, I'm just looking out for you, man.

Oh, don't look at Evan. Don't look at me. Bro, Ken hates... You can't deflect onto someone that's not even here. Yeah. Ken hates... He's one of your robot dick brothers. Jesus, are you going to take your own dick out now? Ken hates the robo dick story more than anything else. Mostly because it involves his two least favorite things, dicks and... Robots. Making fun of vaping. Yeah. Yeah. Two things he's passionate about. So I've recently inquired...

even more haters after that story went viral. So, uh, do you guys like clean up on the girls being DJs? We just do our job. Crashing never hurt anybody. It's what, it's coming to a dead stop. That hurts you. You got to roll baby. That's what I'm saying. Okay. Crashing never hurt nobody.

Please be careful. We probably won't, but hell yeah. All right. I want to do a bit where I pop up YouTubers' cars. We've all watched the videos of them being built or them doing anything with them on the internet and then ask you guys what you rate them 1 to 10. All right. Also, I want to say when I was going through and trying to narrow down just a couple of cars to do, bro, so many YouTubers have so many unique and cool cars these days, and it was really difficult. But all right. First one up.

Stradman's Lamborghini Aventador Pirelli Edition with Liberty Walk wide body kit, Rosa Acantis paint, and white pinstriping. The paint job is one of three painted in this color in the world, and it's got a custom all white and pink interior design.

The story behind it was it was in an accident with a police car before he bought it, and now it's a salvage title that he completely rebuilt. Oh. So pretty cool. With his dad, I think, too. He finished it on the day that his dad passed away, so it's in memory of his dad. All right. Okay. Mike, one out of ten. 9.9. CJ? I'd have to say 10. Really? See, I think you can put...

A kit in that color, in that wing, on a heavy modified Lambo like that. So I think it all works together pretty well, but it seems to be a bit overstated for me. I'm going to play Devil's Avocado. 8.5.

So it's still pretty good. It's very loud, and I think it works for a YouTuber. It looks amazing. I guess the only bad part about Aventadors in general is the interior is very outdated, like the screen and all that. Have you noticed that? Yeah, I think. Why is that? Well, most Lambos are. I think most Lambos don't. No, but it's even worse. And that's a more expensive Lamborghini. If I had to guess, it would just be. I remember when I saw a Bugatti interior, and someone explained that they try to keep it timeless. Yeah.

I would say they're playing in on that. No, if you look at it, it's not. I don't know, but they just haven't...

changed it i don't think but of all the things my favorite part is the full custom interior like that's what makes that's what to me sets it up his white dash i guess is like problematic because this it reflects onto the the windshield windshield so angled so and uh i guess it's kind of hard to see everything about it is perfect so loud it looks like one of the fastest cars you'd ever see on the road the only reason i took it the one tick off was because it it's pink

I love that it's painted, but I would do it like any other color besides pink. But it still looks beautiful. I mean, you're really never going to see a wide body Aventador like this, but you're really never going to see a pink wide body with white wheels, white interior, big ass wing. Very true. Loud exhaust. Everything about it. One of a kind. For sure. It's such a YouTuber car. It's so over the top. It's ridiculous. I love it. I think he absolutely killed it on it. Mm-hmm.

Here's like a side shot of it that I think is really shows like the angles of it, how sharp it is. I love that. It's such a beautiful convertible. The spider. I'm actually not sure. I think it's on static suspension. It's got a front lift on it, I believe. But a lot of these cars are on airbags, but people that have airbags or install, you

shops that install a lot of airbags or static suspension on cars, they always say that airbags are kind of a pain in the butt and they never are as good as you would want them to be. Doesn't work very well on my Hummer. Ryan knows firsthand. Such a beautiful car. I'd give this a 9.5. Nice. I love that car. I got to stay with 10. Shaking it up a little bit here. Whistling Diesel's 2022 AMG G63, otherwise known as a G-Wagon.

This thing, it's got bigger turbos on it, pushing 1,000 horsepower, Akrapovic exhaust lift kit, and 33-inch tires. I'd give this one a 9.5. Dude, I hate to say it, but 10. I love it. Really? Yeah, I like that a lot. Because this is the coolest G-Wagon I've ever seen. This is more of like a...

More of a stock car. You know, obviously it's got the little cosmetic changes to it and it's faster, but overall you're going to look at it and it mostly looks stock. I think it's beautiful. Right? Well, it's sweet because he modified it, but it still works. Like he's jumping it right there. Like you could have went and you could have modified it either lower or put such a big lift on it that it becomes unfunctional. So where he nailed it was it's fast AF, but

And it sounds pretty solid, but yet you can do stuff like that with it. So, I mean, yeah, I'd give it like in the nines. It really is a great looking car. And I think the coolest part about it is that he really showed how capable it is. My only beef is the exhaust. Sounds kind of tinny, which I know people are on, but I think it just... For a $9,000 exhaust. Exactly. I would have expected to be a little better, but it's loud and it's sweet. I guess what I find most interesting is that after he uploaded this video, I liked G-Wagons, but then...

A video of Whistle and Diesel basically destroying this thing made me like them 10 times more. I mean, obviously, he tested it and showed what it can do, but I was like, I want one. That's a nice-ass car, and it's badass, too. And what it can do? I mean, the suspension? I don't even know. It's got to weigh a bunch. Whoever built the suspension for that...

deserves an award i feel like it's hard to have a luxury vehicle that's a luxury like bougie vehicle but it's still badass in my opinion and that's because of like maybe the the red but also just the overall look of it it's just a badass vehicle i like it a lot three hundred thousand dollar vehicle and that's obviously with dealer markup and i think he bought it in the worst possible time but that is a lot of money for basically a glorified jeep but as he proved

It's a lot better than a Jeep. I just want to play the clip of him jumping it for anyone that hasn't seen it. 91 feet. Imagine if he would have rolled that thing, dude.

No one there that day was expecting to see that much of a boot. Dude, I have been to those sand dunes and I have tried to jump them. Well, I have jumped them in a side-by-side with side-by-side bog. And we probably went not even that far. And it was terrifying. So I can't imagine doing it in like an 8,000 pound car. I think the thing about that video that really makes it stand out is 99% of people who own G wagons will never take that thing off the pavement. And he's just full sending it. Yeah. And it actually held up, which is cool.

All right, the next car is TJ Hunt's 2020 C8 Corvette Twin Turbo 1500 horsepower with a fully custom Street Hunter wide body kit, which is his own wide body kit. So the thing is like completely one-of-one, insanely fast. And personally, I think it looks amazing. This is my favorite wide body kit on any of the C8s. What do you guys think? One out of 10. I

9.9 for me. I hope you picked uglier YouTuber cars because I feel like we're giving all these likes. I'm giving this a 7, dude. Okay. 7, maybe a 7.5. The reason why I'm saying that, I honestly don't think it looks that good with the wide body kit. The rear is too wide compared to the front. It looks too wide. It's not proportionate. And there's often times where I see a wide body kit get thrown on a vehicle and it's just like too much. Like Stratman has looked good. This is too wide in my personal opinion. And I don't really like the wing either. It just kind of looks...

Doesn't look right to me. I'd rather just have a factory one. The thing I do like about it is it isn't a bolt-on kit. You know, it doesn't have the bolts holding it on. I don't know how it's fastened. It probably has bolts. But I like that it's smooth. From the backside. Yeah, from the back. But you don't see the rivets. Yeah, exactly. Because I think that's the one thing that can sometimes make body kits look cheesy is it looks like they are bolted onto the outside of a car, which they are. I agree. It does look a little bit cheaper. This one looks a little bit more factory. Yeah.

When I saw it at SEMA, I thought it looked...

Kind of homemade, personally. Really? I got nothing against DJ Hunt. I'm just saying I thought it seemed kind of homemade. It looked wonky to me. I think one thing that it could maybe change, let's say the rear fenders weren't as wide, and this was a Z06. I know that would change a lot, but the fenders are already wider on that. I think that would look tasteful, but I think it looks incredible. The color is amazing for me, but still would change it. The wheels, though, the silver three-piece, whatever, HRE wheels,

unreal i that's my favorite part of the car i love that silver wheels are coming back my like dream is a black either matte black or just black car and then get some really nice polished wheels kind of like mike has on a subaru the same color you already kind of got that with your homer right that's true yeah kind of but i mean yeah just i think that's such a cool look that went away for a while that i think now should come back

I agree with that. I think that TJ ran into a lot of problems with the twin turbo kit on this because the ECU was so hard to unlock or do anything to. Did they ever? Or was it still like a piggyback? Maybe they didn't even unlock it. But it's so hard to do anything with the C8 platform. You want to know what's even crazier, though, is...

uh amelia hartford she already twin turboed her her fucking z06 yeah how how does it work uh they don't have a tune yet but she slapped him on started it up revved it i was like mind blown that that'll be a crazy car a z06 c8

Twin turbo? Unreal. Yeah. It sounds like a Ferrari. Yeah. A twin turbo Ferrari. But yeah. The only turn off to this car is it's now for sale. And it is for sale for $250,000. For a Corvette. That's not even a Z06. That's a lot of money. No way. A lot of money. No one's going to buy that for $250,000. Yeah. I don't know. Somebody who's maybe a big TJ fan and watched the whole build. Have you guys seen...

The video of the guy proposing on the baseball field. Yeah, what was he doing there? Ken, pop up this video I just sent you. What was he doing there? I could not believe that. Dude, I could not believe it either. Also, I don't know why you'd go down to do that. I know. You're not a player, bro. It would have been better if he was like... Yeah, that's not your field. Well, how did he think this was going to end? Here, play it. Dude, he gets rocked, bro.

Oh my gosh. Bro, that guy got whiplash 100%. And then they bounce when they land on the ground. What a shitty way to start off a marriage, man. Like literally getting arrested. That's all on him too. They don't even get to enjoy this moment because now he's just like everything's been spoiled. He doesn't even remember that he did it. He's going to be locked in a jail cell. Go back and play the hit again. Bro, that guy hit-sticked him. Full-on Madden

2023 hit stick. The title. Dodger fan. Oh, that was head to head. That's like. That was a shoulder to head. Oh, dude. I don't know. He clunked his ass. You can tell that that. Oh, dude. He crunched his ass. It seems just like a little bit too power hungry.

I agree. He gets a little bit of authority. Why did he come in so hot? He seemed pretty chill. Yeah, this guy wasn't doing anything. You know what I love about you, Steve, is everyone always dreams of getting to where you're at, right? Where you get the money and you can buy all these cars. Sure. But.

but you drive them and you treat them exactly how everyone would always dream that sure and that's like my favorite part is that you're like you're actually mobbing these things down the street like like a 18 year old kid would i've gotten as i've gotten older i've gotten a lot smart like i'm not i'm not speeding i'm speeding in the right areas like that's what my buddy cj says that's what cj said he only gets one ticket every three weeks oh well i was gonna say i used to get a

two to three tickets a year. I have, I've had well over 35, 40 tickets. I've had none in the last three years. And it's because you just kind of like, you're like, there's a right place and a wrong place to speed. Like, I don't want to speed where there's a lot of intersections, crossroads homes, but like there's plenty of stretches that, that don't have any of that. And, and they're, they're very unlikely to probably be patrolled. So like though,

Those are the ones that I'm going 100, 120, 150 plus on. Allegedly. Yeah, allegedly in Mexico. And then there's certain highways that have like long stretches, like you know that it's not possible to patrol. Yeah. And so that's where I really try to get my aggression out. Dude, I saw the video of you doing 200 in your Pucati. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's insane. 211 miles an hour. I can't disclose where, but yes. What does that feel like?

Well, not scary. Like the problem was I hit it and then there was a curve way up ahead. Right. And then, so I start breaking, but you're like, you can't hard break at that speed. So like the curve got taken at like,

130, 140. So it's kind of, you just don't realize how quickly it comes up. That's what she said. And it's like, it's so far ahead where I, where I break the cautiously, but like, I'm like, Oh my gosh, like I needed to break even earlier. And then, and that was one that I texted the crew. That was when I went to 11 and I'm going around the curve and I, and there was a Senna was right behind me.

And that's when I'm like, all right, guys, like we need to chill a little bit more than that on the highway. Like, and I was leading the cruise. It was my fault. Everyone's like, what the fuck is that supposed to mean? Aren't you leading? We need to chill a little bit more than that. Like it's, it's just not worth it.

Maybe we'll just go at 130, 140, but I don't know about this 211 shit. But it is tough because you've got a Bugatti. It's almost like you have to. You guys follow what's going on with the football draft at all or anything? A little bit. I saw there was some guy. He's like a real stud. He's got a bunch of chicks around him. Oh, yeah. They were supposed to go first round and didn't.

Yeah. He was supposed to go like early first round and just straight up did not get picked. Looking like a young Hugh Hefner over there. Except one of those must have been his mom. I'm assuming they're mostly his sisters, but it just looks weird. Was he kissing any of them?

All of them. Kind of. No, I'm just kidding. He wasn't. But yeah, three hot sisters plus his girlfriend. But then there was a whole scandal. Oh, no. He had his hot sister sitting there with him? Yeah, why would you do that? They're sitting on the couch and it's like him, girlfriend, three good-looking sisters.

Wow. So Barstool, of course, did a whole write-up and all that. But the dad, when they were hugging or something like that, maybe this was a different guy because that guy got drafted. Pissed him on the lips. No. The dad goes to hug the girlfriend, hugs the girlfriend, and then gives her two pats on the butt. Oh.

Wait, I heard something about this. That was like two years ago. Oh, that was two years. I don't know. But I remember seeing like a clip of a dad being at the, I think they were at a game, but yeah, the dad was like, yeah, right. But I've just heard that happening before. That's tough. Do you got to have like a father son conversation or son father conversation? Like, listen, dad, next time I'm on ESPN, you can't be slapping. Yeah.

It's almost one of those things that you're just like, seriously, just at least don't do it on live. Just like, come on. Look, Dad, if you're going to slap my girlfriend's ass, just don't do it on live TV. I'm not sure what sport it was, but the guy scores a touchdown and then it goes up to the people in the box and everyone's hugging, high-fiving. And the dad...

Kind of like moved his hand over and like grazed the girl's ass. It was like completely out of the way. And it was all caught on camera. I was like, God damn. That's awkward. That's tall. I thought that's what we were talking about, Ryan, but...

Ready? Whoa! You threw that in there, dude. That was just so unnecessary. That was an accident for sure. She had a dumper too, which really makes sense. It was like half an accident, but it was too firm.

Yeah, no, it's just so unnecessary. Yeah, yeah. Maybe he was just thinking he was out on the field because his son just got drafted. And when you're playing football, you slap each other on the ass, you know? So maybe he, like...

Had some flashbacks to his old days. In the right of it goes, that is no accident whatsoever. Not once, but twice. The one would have been weird. I feel like the two is like the, good job. It was just the fact that he didn't come from the top, tried to get a little waist. He came from down under. Yeah, he did kind of go underneath it. Yeah.

There's no way that shit wasn't an accident. But yeah, it is weird. That's a very unfortunate event. Because that's going to overshadow him getting drafted. He's like, come on, dad. That's what the whole article's about. Now everyone forgot. Now I'm known as the dude. I'm the new guy. Now everyone knows me as the dude with the dad who slaps my girlfriend's ass. Dude, I think...

What about the Jets player, the quarterback? Zach Wilson. Zach Wilson. Last year there was a whole scandal because his girl, like. Well, I mean, he was hooking up with his mom's best friend. Strange stuff, man. All that just comes to light. It's unfortunate that it's got to come to light at the biggest moment, though. Yeah, but I think within, like, his team. Definitely gave him some respect, probably. For sure. I mean, they were probably. I don't know how well that worked out for him, though. Evan's like, what's wrong with being a rat? Oh, my God. Evan moves to New York.

Evan shares a few video ideas with people he maybe shouldn't have that didn't ruin a whole lot, and now he's forever known as a knock. We should pull up a clip of Carton Arcs. That shit's funny. Yeah.

Oh, look at you, Ken. Jiminy's Christmas. See, I think it's kind of funny being a narc if it's lighthearted like this. There's really no consequence. Well, that's kind of why I use this as an example because it truly is one of those things. Unless you're physically incapable and handicapped, just put your cart back. Weep-skeep-weedle-a-deep-do page of Cameron here with the cart narcs. That's not where the carts go. That's not where the carts go. But they're people. They pay people. Okay, man. Let me explain. We hear this all the time.

Thank you But You don't care this is fake well now man when you go to the short Do you pee on the seat when you use a public restroom say pay people That's the same idea gotcha. Oh

What kind of car was that? What do we got here? Oh, she's stuck in traffic now. Oh, yeah, he puts these magnets on their car. Doodly-doot.

This guy is awesome.

People just he's got to be in Florida and not a it is every go. It's in Naples, Florida. Oh, yeah Just drive away

That's my favorite part so many people are like I'm in a hurry I gotta go and they're like okay just put your cart back Dude

Man, he had to have just unlocked something just hidden in there. In this lady. Yeah. But I think that's what I mean. Like, he unlocks that out of a lot of people. This guy must have been, like, a former cart boy that had to go out and get him. Yeah. You know what I love most about this guy is that he's acting very Karen-ish by going up and basically telling people,

No, but then hard away. And then he brings the Karen out of not being a Karen. It's like two Karens going at each other. And then pretty soon he looks pretty normal. He's like, well, he said wasn't even out alive. The way that he came up kind of reminds me of that, that police officer that isn't a police officer.

that gets superheated, but it's not his job. So he's kind of got the same, like, it's not my job, but I'm going to just go up and do it anyway. We should do this for a bit. That would be a hilarious bit, dude. He's got a playful attitude with it, which is kind of what helps. It doesn't sound like he's going to be very playful. I like what Ben said. Him telling them to put their cart back is a Karen move, but he's not a Karen. He's just very civil about it and just pushes back lightly.

But he's not a Karen. We can't do this. This would be a great bit. Yeah. Yeah, this would be good. When you put a magnet on someone's car, can you get in trouble, though? I feel like I'd be fucking pissed. We know Ken would be pissed if someone put a magnet on his car. But if someone did that on my GTR, I'd be like, don't fucking touch my car. Yeah.

I wonder if cart narcs was a thing before he was recording it. Let's go to the high climate. I wonder if he used to just do it without making a video of it just for the love of the game. And then he was like, man, I should make content out of this. Or if he was like, hmm, this would be pretty funny and then started doing it. You know, like what came first, the chicken or the egg here? The cart or the narc. You know what's amazing? What?

We gotta order some of these. So, Ken just skipped forward six minutes into the video and this guy's just getting heat like he's... Yeah, I'm trying to de-escalate. No, you're making a situation. No, you're escalating it like it's not turning around. I'll be happy to leave. I don't want to make your job any harder. Just go ahead and walk away. I will. That'd be great. Thank you, sir. Appreciate that. Thank you. Damn, this shit is dinged up too. You sure you don't want this? I'm leaving. Okay, he is more of an asshole than I remember.

Dude, why is this the most Cali guy ever? Look at his pose. Cali lives in California. It does do him kind of dirty, though, because it's like...

Catch someone at the wrong time having a bad day and then 1 million people watch. They look bad. Yeah, exactly. You know, it is. It is kind of that like we talked about on a couple of podcasts back. You just you're like pushing someone's buttons to hopefully get them to freak out at you. And then they finally do something that you want. Yeah. You know, I there's a lot of good qualities that you have.

But I wouldn't say that your money spending is one of your... Terrible. Terrible. Terrible. Yeah, no, I know. I probably should get a financial advisor, but it's kind of like going to the doctor. Like, I'm a little hurt. I don't want to go in and hear bad news. They're only going to tell you things you're not going to like to hear. I'll tell you that much. Yeah, I'm not trying to hear it. You'd have to have like a full lifestyle change, I think. I'm not ready for it.

But I think if they were to inform you that you need a lifestyle change, like you'd be like, oh, you're no longer my financial advisor. Yeah. I'd be a different one that tells them to spend money. Yeah. Where's the, where's the advisor that tells me to head to Vegas once a month. Ken, we do have a little history of throwing you the most legendary birthday parties ever. Like when I look back at people's birthdays, I think Ken's are the most notable because I don't think I've thrown you a birthday party before.

When you turn 21, 22, and 23, I don't know about 24, but those three years, the cops came to your birthday party every time. Ken has bangers.

They were like the peak birthday years. Those were the best. I feel like people without even your consent or asking, they just set you up for this extreme birthday party. And then the closer I get to 30, it's just been a slow decline. And 27, that was a low point.

With the cake smash by Ben? That was. That was bad. A candle to the eye. And this year, not drinking. That was just beautiful. So was that part of the reason why you're not drinking? You're like, I don't want to be drunk on my birthday and have my guard down in case Ben comes out with another cake again. No, so it's kind of like a few other people, they did dry January and I was like, I'm starting it late, but whatever. I'll just go into February so then I get the full like 30 days, one month thing. And it's been nice. Just happens to be over the top.

overlaps my birthday you seem like you've been in a better mood and also i like visibly you look healthier too i will say i'm very very proud of you very proud of my apple watch notified me this week that my resting heart rate has been lower for the last 30 days i'm sure feel good says okay this is a sticky one oh we can't we can't uh mention any names here because it's gonna stay anonymous

But what would happen or how can I solve this issue if I potentially fucked my best friend's ex-girlfriend? Yo, we're going to let Mike handle this one. Punch him in the face. Next one.

No, he already did it. He's going to get punched. To be honest, every situation is different. That's a different situation. We don't know what his friend's like, if he's a hothead or if he's a chiller. Yeah, and what their relationship was like. How long have they been broken up for is a big thing. As he moved on from her, I mean, definitely hate to say it, man, but not a bro move. But, I mean...

There's nothing wrong with being sorry about it and coming clean. For sure. You know? This is going to be a lot better coming from you because otherwise she's going to hold that over. Yeah, that's true. Somebody else figures out from somebody else. It'll probably come out, yeah, unless you're lucky. So then, I mean, if you don't say anything and then it comes out, definitely much worse than just coming clean. But if it's like a lot of time has passed –

Man, that is a sticky one. Man, if he's got an inkling that you did it and you did, and he's going to like, it'll just never be the same. So you'd be better off just coming clean. Godspeed, brother. What's the worst injury you've had? Broken femur at...

Man, what was I? 12 years old was pretty gnarly. But when I broke my ankle and my tailbone in 2017 and then was hospitalized for two weeks because I lost 60% of my blood. Whoa. I got dispatched from one small town hospital diagnosed with a broken tailbone and a broken ankle. And they didn't even...

give me crutches or anything. They just like straight off the hospital bed into the backseat of the truck. And Nikki and Hudson was like newborn, like not very old at all. She drives me up over this mountain pass and we're trying to get home. And I'm just like laying in the, laying in the backseat of the truck, just excruciating pain. Hudson's crying. She's, I said newborn, but I think maybe she's like a year.

uh she's just like she's crying just just doing baby stuff i'm freaking out because my stomach hurts so bad and i haven't like pissed in 22 hours or something and my stomach starts getting super super hard and i'm just like i'm just begging nikki like just drive faster like we need to get to the next town anyway this is a two hour drive between towns yep it got so bad that i

told her like we need more help than this you know like so she calls my physical trainer and she's like what do i do and he got us like the hotline to the front desk at er at the hospital in kamloops call the front desk they dispatched an ambulance to meet us at the front of the hospital because that's the quickest way to get yourself in yep so they ripped me out of the back seat of the truck put me onto the the gurney in through er right to the trauma unit

and you know i get diagnosed and they they're doing all these scans and i was like i'm gonna say 100 mils away from like my bladder bursting and just going full septic and so then they started running blood tests and i was like 60 low on red blood cells i was internally bleeding inside so bad that i was just like my stomach was just filling up with fluid and i was just like

pretty much just driving around dead. Holy shit. And that was in 2017. I was hitting a freestyle ramp at Kyle DeMello's house.

and was just doing a whip and i whipped really hard in my hand for whatever reason came off of the bars and i grabbed back on and i tried to straighten the bike out and just wasn't coming back straight so i bailed and just went 90 feet to my feet and just crumpled and landed on the bike drove the foot peg through my ass and uh broke my tailbone broke my right ankle and uh yeah i guess that was

I'm going to say that's the gnarliest one. Dude, that is gnarly. That is insane. After that, weren't you like, man, kind of fucked dirt bikes? A little bit, but then I was like, I fucking love dirt bikes. Three months later, I was back riding ramps again. Six months later, I went double golds at Winter X. So it was like... So you didn't let it slow you down too much? No, but it slowed me down now. That ankle is...

Oh, really? Yeah. That seems to kind of be the general saying for most athletes that are performing at a high level. Injuries rarely slow them down.

Especially like 35 like me. And then you're like, yeah, I wake up in the morning. I'm like, Oh, there's that 2017 ankle injury or the tailbone, like any more than two hours on the airplane. And I'm just like, Oh my gosh, this sucks. I need to stand up. Yeah. Not very often. I'm going to be that guy that packs around an inflatable donut. Oh yeah. To sit on just like if I'm flying to Japan or Australia or something, that's me. That's my steez. Really? Yeah. I'd probably have like rubber ducks or something. Something rad.

Look at the operator. The one more time shirt. Dude, this guy went straight for the spin. Proper. Oh.

I don't think that was the one where I hurt myself because there's four different videos on that. How many times did you get bucked off that bull and hop back up? I was three. You know how it is. When you get knocked down, you got to get back up. He's never been a quitter. This guy's middle name is Perseverance. Ken Perseverance Matthews.

Dude, if he's not careful, we're going to replace his last name with something else too. Oh, it's not that one either. I did not know that you wrote it multiple times. I

I didn't know that you rode it multiple times. You pay $30. It's like $10 a time. Wait, what? That was like a time limit. The kids all fucked up. They're like, get back on. You still got 10 minutes. What was going through your head when you handed him $30 instead of $10? I don't remember how much it cost. There's no, it was like you get to ride like three times. No, Ken, it was that one when you fucked up your knee. My favorite part is this guy in the back, though. The guy far left. Look at this guy. Look at him dance.

- Pop that knee, babe. - Do you feel like you almost become like a slave to the lifestyle that you create? - And I have friends that are more successful that are. And then you go and you see them

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them and there's some that I have friends with some that have like realized that fix it come back and like dude like it's too thin like I'm not like the body's there but like the inside that wanted it it's like fucking just gutted and it's like that eight year old perspective ripped ripped out of them like how much of a slave to the game

do you need to take to have that? Because it's just a fact. Unless you have a billion dollars that was given to you, and you don't... You can't have both. No, you can't. You gotta work. Nope, 100%. You have... There is a... If we want to call it a slave...

to the job. Like there is that to a certain degree. And again, everyone loves what they do. I don't think you get that to that success level if you don't truly love it. And you're like, well, this is what I want to do anyway. But when it's all you're doing, like 130 hours a week, whatever, how many hours on a week and you never stop and you never like take that for yourself or the family or find the other things that recharge you. Yeah. It's like,

You're like, what's the point? Sometimes it takes someone else driving your car, your bike, your whatever, to be like, oh, I do love that. That is cool. I forgot I made it that cool. Yeah. Kind of feel that way too when some other guy starts test driving your chick, you know? Start wondering. Yeah. Oh, man. I really shouldn't have given that up. You got the jaw drop from Ken on that one. I haven't had that problem, but.

Well, geez, Ken was alone. Yeah. That is a good thing to have. You said it like you have had that problem. Well, eventually one. I mean, at some point I did in my life. Yeah. Who hasn't though? Ben. Ben hasn't. Yeah. No, I have. Oh, never mind. I have. That's how me and my ex-girlfriend broke up. Oh, someone else was test driving her? Yeah. Yeah. He didn't even, he wasn't even selling the car. They were just getting test drives. Yeah.

Oh, no. Do you guys look at Americans like, man, those guys are idiots? Like do Canadians? You got to think about it. In the limelight, in the camera, you need to be polarizing. You got to be like one or the other. You got to be one or the other. Otherwise, you're nothing. I think I made a mistake.

So I don't think it was worth it for me to get my nipple pierced. I was going to say, is this about the nipple piercing? And I'll hear it from you guys, but I already know. I know the whole story. I know that I didn't react good enough. Everything about me getting my nipple pierced was bullshit.

Like it didn't even make, and it didn't make it in the year and recap, which I get. Yeah, I get that, but it didn't make it in that. And then also like, I didn't do it during the summer. So no one like saw it in person. Uh,

The reason that I got it was parking in front of the door. Totally. We had to cut it up to make it even at all interesting. I remember even at the time being like, should I just lay down and be like, I'm not doing it. I'll do it for a better reason. You could have probably said that, but also at the same time, we were staying so true to this rule that we had in the game. I was kind of like,

I think it's dumb. I'll still do it. And then I was like, I'm going to be a badass and not make a noise. And then it was just like, he pokes a needle through my nipple. And then everyone's like, ha, you got it. There was something cool about like how you were so tough about it, but it definitely, that was the only cool thing. The only positive about you being so like tough and not even flinching about it was that it was different than everyone else. Absolutely. Screaming their lungs out. Yeah. It was like a good conspiracy.

comparison to it. But at the end of the day, like when we were making the year-end recap, we had all these different ones. There was, what, six of them? Yeah. Well, five. There's five of them. Ryan didn't have his. And we were like, man, I feel like this is just like kind of getting repetitive. And if there was anyone to cut out. And there's mics and...

I'll just take pride in that then. I'll take pride in that. Then I remember just being like, damn, bro. He's going to watch this and be like, wow. Hour and 45 minute long video. I couldn't get three seconds for his nipple getting pierced. All right. Even though that unfortunately had to be redacted. Is there anything else that happened that night that you feel comfortable talking about? Oh, yeah. Like getting punched in the face.

All right, do you want to start this little segment here? We're going to go out with you two. Yeah, should we separate you? No, we're good. Ken, you want to switch spots with Mike just to make sure there's no more physical altercations? Well, Jake's going to need the safe place. He's the one getting assaulted. Well, I don't know if Jake is in the right here.

No. I don't know if Jake deserves to be protected here. I got one. Like, I have one coming back. Come on. Did I say what happened? Get to the story. Yeah, get to the story. Well, Jake hooked up with Micah's ex-girlfriend. Jake then told Micah, and then Micah punched him in the face.

That is the very short version of it. That's rightfully so. That's how Jake tells the story when he tells people. But no, this is all premeditated with the both of us. You planned on having me do that, huh? I didn't plan on anything. You told him to. You planned on it? No, I didn't plan on it. Hold on, no.

Back up. He was very nervous to tell me that information. Very nervous. I think so. But then you told me he called you and you're like, do you think he's going to care? And you're like, I don't know. Maybe. So Jake, after it happened, Jake called me. It was like, dude, I got to get this off my chest. I hooked up with Mike's girlfriend last night. Ex-girlfriend. Oh, man. Do you think he's going to be mad? And I laugh and I go.

man, dude, you got no boundaries, do you? Dude, I was talking to Mike. I'm like, we're four-time champions now. I wanted to get you a trophy, bro. You got three on his belt on me. And I go, to answer your question, though, no, he won't be mad, dude. Mike never gets mad, and I think it's water under the fridge. He's not going to be mad. And then you called me a couple days later and go, dude.

mic and he punched me in the face and I was like no way dude I'm not gonna lie when I told him I was just stunned at what happened we were just like looking at each other boom I mean that's not what

You have every right to be mad, Mike. I'm with you, dog. I'd be mad, too. For the sake of the story, I wish there would have been no words exchanged. I'd just punch. But then later on, you're like, you're seriously not mad? And we were hanging, we were drinking, we were just hanging out all night. And then it'd be like, dude, we'll like...

do you like not want to like punch me right now? Like, are you not mad? And then I'll be like, I mean, I'd punch you, but like not because of that, but it would be fun. And you're like, all right, how about, you know, just one of those like moments where he's like, how about you punch me in the face? We'll call it even. And then I'm like, let's do it.

I've never punched anybody in the face before. Let's try it out. Feel good? So then you're like, well, don't make it like a light punch either. You know, punch me. Like do it right, yeah. Easily the hardest I've ever punched anyone also. The only time I have as far as I remember. But make connection to those big-ass cheekbones you got there. Yeah, right on the cheek. Yeah, right there. You went for kind of the knockout almost. Well, the next morning I woke up and I go, why is my jaw?

Yeah. It's so sore. And like, yeah. Oh yeah. And granted, like we were very lariat at the time. So I was like trying to just reconnect the dots and I go, Oh yeah. Mike punched me in the face last night. And then Jake's pissed. He's like, what the fuck? Yeah. I'm going to punch him back. Yeah. You go and beat his ass. He just forgot about everything. Yeah.

Now that you're even, like, I don't know if we're even. Does that open the door again? I'd say you're even. Honestly, like, that was some water under the bridge, you know. Squashed the beef once again.

Four-time champions, huh? Yeah, we got that dog. Dude, how many rings do Jordan and Pippen have? You guys are freaking... That's what they're going to talk about in the local bar scene. Championship duos. It's like Tom Brady and Gronk. Mike and Jake. Well, I mean, at least there's not that... Yeah, I mean, it's pretty... No line to begin with. We really don't have a line here. That's why it's like...

After he told me if our friendship is like here, it went down to here and then back up to there. Yeah. It's unfazed. That's good. Yeah, that's good. It's not a true friendship. And Ben, you know me well. I don't get mad. That's why I was so surprised when Jake was like, dude, he punched me in the face. I was like, what? I don't think Mike would ever get physical. Like no matter how mad you are. You're right about that too. Like I,

I don't think I would ever get physical. Physically, you'd just be like, you're an idiot and just walk away. Oh, yeah, or I might have the meanest words ever that I can conjure up. That's about it. Might be worse. Yeah, might be worse. Might be worse. Might go back to his bullying. I just started just bullying the shit out of Jake.

Today we're going to be taking an IQ test to figure out which one of us has the highest IQ. Oh my gosh. I love this. I love this. It's tough to rank one through five, but who do you think is going to be the smartest and who do you think is going to be the worst? I think CJ is going to think that he's going to be the smartest. I don't think that at all right now. But I think Ryan's going to be the smartest.

and i think mike's gonna be the worst or me or me i think ken's gonna be the smartest that's what i was thinking too yeah i got faith in ken oh boy when it comes to standardized testing i think ken will be the best hmm you know and then i think ryan i think ken is almost too smart for his own good it almost kind of sets him back a little bit can't apply it oh god all right dude let's let's do it gosh i have such a terrible feeling about this

Dude, this is literally hurting my brain. Dude, I want to throw up right now. Do it. It'll make you feel better. Okay. I might have just fucked up. Well, I had to guess on the last three. I got my results. I don't know if it's... Yeah, I mean... Alrighty. Let's... I probably got the worst. How should we reveal? How do we do it? I'm not very... Maybe... Can we cut this bit? What?

Ryan wants to... Can you imagine? You're joking, right? I guarantee I did worse. All right, I'll go first. All right, all right. Which I'm probably the worst. I got 102. Okay. Okay. I got 102. Yeah, it was... Hey, I'm trying not to react right now. I know because I don't want to give mine away, but... You're reacting. 97? I got a 97. It was a high-stress environment.

I guessed on a bunch, which probably penalized mine. I would have been better off. I probably had like a 110. What did you get, Mike? I got a 110. No way. No way. Show me it. Let me see that. There ain't no way. Hold on. Let me see it. Ken, what'd you get? Let me see it. I got 100. I'm pulling it up. Ken, you got 100.

No way! Hey, I got a 102. Wait, you guys got the worst score? Ryan got the worst score. No way! You're the only two with an actual college degree. Mike got a 110? You guys are so lucky that I don't talk shit. Wow. Because, you know, like...

I just, I'm not a rub it in your face type of fella. Dude, Mike got a 110? Holy shit, dude. And Ryan got a 97. My parents paid for private school, dude. They gotta be fucking kicking themselves right now. Yo.

I thought I'd do so bad. I'm honestly shocked. I am shocked by these results. I had this whole thing planned to be like, yeah, well, just because your IQ is lower doesn't mean you don't have creative smarts and stuff like that. Completely blew it out of the water.

Okay, so this is just at a first Google search. I go, what is an average IQ? In general, an IQ is defined with a median of 100. Scores above 130 are labeled as above average or very superior.

while scores under 70 be considered below average or labeled as borderline impaired, most people have an average IQ between 85 and 115. So, like... Mine said I'm in the 55 percentile, so I'm just... Same, obviously. I'm too smarter than average, which, you know, I'm...

stoked about i guess i'm above being slightly below average dude i'm just painfully average ken what the frick man i i don't think we could have had literally the vice versa flipped around what was yours again ken 100 you had 100 yeah right on the night that is exactly average 50th percentile dude i literally said ryan's the smartest and mike's the the dumbest no offense mike

I think the complete opposite. What's your prediction? I know it's good if the camera's out. It's either really good or really bad. Equally as likely. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt that it's been a long day and I'm gonna say... 92. I wish. What?! What the fuck? This thing has to be broken, no offense.

No way! Evan's the smartest C-boy, man. Holy shit. Followed up by Mike. What a plot twist. The test is reversed. I'm sure of it. Are we sure that this is the right way? Like, are we sure that a higher score is good? Yeah, dude. Respect. Sorry for doubting you. What can I say, Benny? What's up with the fight outside your door that one night? There was a fight? Yeah! So we get moved to the new room.

Maybe it wasn't that nice of a hotel. We had moved to a new room and we're fucking sleeping. All of a sudden, she wakes up and she's like, get down, get down. Get down.

She thought there was going to be, like, gunfire. Holy crap. She really didn't trust this place. I'm like, what the fuck? And there's this whole commotion, and we're on the bottom floor, so I, like, walk out. I got my contacts in, none of that. I go and open up the fucking blinds. There's, like, these two frat-looking college kids and a dad and the girl. They're fucking freaking out at these other two dudes, and then there's, like, the security, the hotel security, trying to, like...

you know, like inner, like stop them. And the police ended up coming, but this fucking like frat kid, like this college kid. And then there's like, so there was a dad and a mom too. And I feel like they were like the girlfriend's parents. I'm like, dude, I really hope this kid, I hope this, I hope this kid wasn't on vacation with his girlfriend's family. Cause he had to have looked terrible. No, hopefully not. But anyways, the fucking frat kid picks up this security guards, uh,

walkie talkie and like threw it at the ground like spiked it and the security guard was like you're a fucking asshole it was such a such a mess meanwhile Alex is like

I'm like, baby, these guys are pussies. They don't got guns. We don't got to worry about nothing. And I'm standing there in my boxers just like from here to like not far at all. Like they could very clearly see me. I'm just watching. And the cops come and like they're like trying to hold like they're detaining like the. Oh, my God. The frat looking kids. The other guys were kind of they pull them off this way. And the mom is like, he's a criminal justice major. He's a criminal justice major.

He's a criminal justice major. Oh, my God. And it was the funniest fucking thing to me. Yeah, you know who else was a criminal justice major? Who? The guy that murdered the four students. He was a criminal justice. Yeah. Yeah, and I thought that was funny because I was like, oh, yeah, never mind, guys. You got to let him off. He's a criminal justice major. He's drunk, throwing walkie-talkies.

picking a fight and i just thought it was funny he knows what he's doing he's a criminal justice major and i just kept saying that then for the rest of the day i was basically just making fun of college degrees which then alex you know she maybe just got annoyed at me constantly criminal justice major there's there's i almost opened the door and started cracking some jokes she's like stop it stop it you know there was his phone like this he's a criminal justice major

Okay, there's no major that she could have yelled out that would have made it better, right? No, not criminal justice major. He's going to school to be a doctor. It'd be like, okay, he just tried to kind of assault me. He's being an idiot, bro. He'd be like, he's going for communications. Well, he obviously isn't very good at it. Hey, guys, this guy's going to college. We got to let him go. He's a criminal justice major.

if you were with me when I did this, but I got a call the other day from the Clay County Sheriff's Office. And, you know, it gave me flashbacks to, like, when I was younger. I'd get a call from the sheriff's department, and they would, you know, it would be something that I was, like,

maybe potentially involved in. Nothing crazy. Like having your subwoofers too loud. Yeah, yeah. It's like, hey, were you with the fellas that were throwing fireworks at the park? You know, stuff like that. Okay. But anyway, flashbacks to that. But I'm getting a call from the Clay County Sheriff's Department. I'm like, well, I was like, dude, answer it. It's going to be, just answer it.

So I answer it. It was like the jail recording, like press button to accept call. So then, yeah. So then it was like press button to accept call for the jail. I'm like, okay, well, cool. Someone in jail is calling me. This is so how Mike would answer the phone. It was so great. I go, you know, hello. And he's just like, hey, you still, are you still with dad?

And I just, oh man, did I ever want to troll him? Did I want to roll that with, you know, but I couldn't waste his minutes. Oh, that was his next thing. He just goes, I just added four more minutes.

You still with dad? And I was like, listen, you got the wrong number. Hang up. Call who you got to call because you only got three now. Someone from jail called you? And it happened so quick. Like that quick. Like he said, are you with dad? I'm out of, I got four minutes. And I was like, oh, wrong guy. And he's like, boop. You know, assuming that, yeah, he was like, well, fudge. Why did I dial the extra zero or whatever? We kind of just like, it was like,

What was that? What just happened? It was just too good. I'm just like picturing you being in jail, someone, and trying to call your dad or your sister or your mom or your loved one, your significant other, and just messing up a number. Ending up with Micah. It can't be that easy to get minutes in there. I mean, you got to get money somehow. God knows what he had to do to get those minutes. Seriously. Only God knows.

Not good. So then I started filming some shit. Like, tried to just copy what they were doing, car reviews, this and that. And then I was like, oh, okay, like, that's cool, but, like, I don't have any money. Let me start filming me and my friends. Similar story. And then started filming more and more and then got a BRZ.

And then started filming shit on that and would post that shit like on Facebook, forum pages. I'd get blocked on the forums. Everyone was shit talking me on the forums. And it just kind of like started building and building and building. And there wasn't ever like a moment that popped. But it was like I eventually started uploading three times a week when I was in college, like delegating all my time. And then like one summer...

when I had maybe like 15,000 subs, like was on summer break, doubled down, started like uploading like almost every day and then started making like three grand a month, four grand a month. And then that four grand a month jumped to like 10 Gs. I'm like, what the fuck? I still have the screenshots on my like YouTube AdSense account. I'm tripping out. And then it was like, oh, okay. I just made like,

13 15 grand at the end of summer i'm gonna go back to my job and i was in the nursing program at my school and then nurses here make like 100 g's a year and i'm like i'm making more right now allegedly if i continue this than if i wasn't on nursing and i went back to school saw like the syllabus for that semester and was like i'm like i can't fucking keep up six videos in this trip in this trip and i was like traveling meeting other youtubers all summer and

And I just, like, freaked the fuck out, and I walked out of class. What year were you in school that year? My junior year. So you were in. I mean, it wasn't, like, freshman summer year. I was in, and I was, like, 50 grand in debt in college debt. Yeah, I just walked out, and I was like, uh-uh.

Just on the chance of, and you, at that point, you were like, I'm going to be a YouTuber full time? Well, it was more, it wasn't like I'm going to be a YouTuber at the time because like it was still such a foreign concept. It wasn't like a, like, you know, like there's third graders are like, I want to be a

when I grow up like that wasn't a thing then so it was more like fuck I'm just doing really well now if I slow down I'll never know what could have been and that thought scared the shit out of me so anyway I was watching Facebook as I do sometimes and I saw this video that's about to play and I thought about just sending in our group chat and going at Ben could never do this but then I thought it'd be funnier to talk about it on the podcast so roll 15 seconds of the clip oh my gosh

Oh my gosh. Well, the brims are too big. This guy's cheating. I think my friend Ben could do this with factory hats. You want me to test on me? Holy shit. I just love that this is just some really odd Chinese game show Guinness World Records thing. Like fastest hats removed. This is dumb. These poor women are scared. Drunken laborers that could do this. That is true. Operators, it's like an extension of their body. But

This also just shows, like, I swear to God, Chinese game shows are so dangerous. So we changed our Wi-Fi, and one of the things, it shows web traffic to different websites. One of the top sites has been the hub. Really? What? Not top, but, like, it's identified. Oh.

Hold on. Does it say what they're searching? What kind of category or nothing? It just shows traffic. Hold on. For here or your house? For here. Who's the only one that lives here? The only two that live here. Evan and Mike. Or do we have a work jerker?

- I don't think so. - Okay, pull it up, Ken. - There are three devices. - Uh-oh. - A 13 Pro Max, an 11 Pro Max, and a 14 Pro Max. - Neither of them are me! - That's not my style. - I got a little scared. - On the hub? - That, uh, yeah.

That's funny. So how many visits? It doesn't say that. It just says three clients have visited the house. It doesn't say the dates. No, it just says in the last 30 days. That is funny. Okay, I'm keeping tabs. Yeah, Micah was so hungover in that video, he didn't wake up until two, remember? I just couldn't. Our biggest YouTube video ever. I couldn't. At that point, for sure. Which is like, honestly, Mike slept through it. Talk about living with regrets.

So standard. You slept through that, dude. I forgot about that. We couldn't get him up when you said, whatever, let's just do it right now. I still love sleeping. Don't get me wrong there. I don't have crippling hangovers like that anymore. Try to be a little. Because, honestly, since then, I was just so bummed. It's hard to get hungover when you're babysitting. Yeah.

He had a two-beer limit. Yeah, how could he be hungover? That's what I mean. The crippling hangover like that where you just miss. Where your internal dialogue turns out. I felt like I missed. That's a new definition of hungover. I felt like I missed a part of history because essentially I did. I mean, you did. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'm going to phrase this question one way. You can take it two ways.

Do you think that video did so well because you weren't there? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's brutal. The first way you could take it is exactly how you all did. The second one is the second half of that video is us waking you up, and it adds a good dynamic to the storyline. When you're watching, you go, wow, one of these guys was so hungover. They woke him up with a fire extinguisher at 3 in the afternoon. Pretty funny. That's true. You never know. It is funny, though, when you watch that back is –

It opens up with us trying to wake up Micah. That's what I mean. That's viral video. Our most viral video is us...

That is not how you're supposed to do YouTube and open up a video. Yeah, that's true. I mean, it's just kind of proof. It really doesn't matter. You can do whatever you want. But every time I watch that back, I'm always laughing like, damn, one, Mike slept through this, and two, this is how he opened it up. See what I mean? It could be option two. If you guys haven't seen our last video, we took our Grandpa Ron bowling, and he might have...

Had a little bit of a slip accident. I'm not going to make the tour. Let's put it that way. A bowling tour? I don't think so. I'm not quite good enough for that yet. I don't know how many injuries there are in bowling. Luckily, you don't seem to be injured. But, I mean, you damn well could have been.

You know, when you have a head with nothing in it, you really can't get hurt that bad. There was a lot of concerned people, obviously, in the comments, but I got reached out to by just a bunch of friends being like, yo, is your grandpa okay? And thankfully you are, but a bunch of people have been wondering, so we wanted to have you on the podcast to show that you're still kicking it and still doing all right. And then also just sit down and shoot the shit with you.

What's okay? I mean, people never thought it was really okay, no matter what I do. But yeah, I'm fine. It took a little bounce there on the alley, but I didn't realize it was that slippery, to be honest with you. And in fact, somebody asked me if it was planned. Well, I planned on hitting that alley and sliding my chest forward all the way to the pins, but when I threw the ball, it kind of threw me off balance. I went on my back, so.

It was amazing how off the cuff you were going, though. I mean, even with the back and forth riffs between you and CJ, going into it, we were just like, all right, here's kind of what we're going to do, but just feel it out and just do whatever you think is funny. And then you go and do that shit, which honestly would have been hilarious if you wouldn't have ate shit.

But imagine if he would have successfully gone halfway down and thrown the ball. As soon as you went walking out there, you can see me go, oh, fuck. Grandpa. Because I legit knew what I was like. Does he what? I didn't know what you were thinking. I assumed, you know, it's slippery being that, you know, you've been through 80 years of life. You think you would know a bowling alley is slippery.

um okay yeah no it was it was pretty amazing how good you were uh at off the cuff just doing that and just going in it you weren't even scared or anything like i was i was telling ben is like dude i mean we're pretty committed to this lifestyle of like doing stuff like that sometimes and uh you were just basically like

Yeah, sure. I'll do it. And you just went in, guns a-blazin', and just did perfect. You could be an actor. I've been told that. But not a good one. That's the only problem. You're a great actor. Oh, yeah. Well. You'd be your own stuntman, too. Well, I don't know about that one. I don't know what kind of stunts I could do. I doubt that. I could do my own stunts. I do my own stunts is right. I don't know how long that would last. But, oh, yeah, it was fun with you guys. You know, I enjoy it. You're a hit. You're a hit. Well, I don't know about that, but.

You got to see every comment is about you in the comment section. Yeah, well, that's fine. Norman. So, Ryan, you slept with Ben one night in Florida. Yeah, we had different beds, though. I had to sleep with Ben one night in Florida. In the same bed? The same bed. With Ben in different beds. Here we go. Ken Love's just out. Let's hear that. Well, what the fuck did you do, Ben? What do you mean? I don't know. I was drunk.

For one story, and now I'm sleeping for the other. Pretty much out of control for both. So what else did I do? Ryan, you've got a video when he slept with you. Oh, I do. I'll pop it up. He giggles. Unsolicited. I went to bed. Him and Ryan kept drinking outside. And I wake up. And ready to pour it up. It's like 4 or 5 o'clock in the morning. And I wake up to...

He's like bolt upright, just giggling. Oh, he was upright? I was sitting upright? Ken was probably thinking, this is it. He's really going to kill me this time. And then eventually you just lay back down, and then probably 30 minutes later, I wake up, you're just grabbing my ass. What? What?

I don't remember that. He grabbed me like this. No chance.

There's a good chance. I just slap you away a couple. Like it wasn't just once. It was like two or three times. Stop it. Stop it. Resist those cheeks. Yeah. Jeez, man. Did you feel violated? I felt extremely uncomfortable and violated. I don't think I slept the whole night.

Ken went to the police station, filed a report, but then he retracted it shortly after. What were you afraid of? Were you awake so much because you were afraid of it happening again? He just kept doing things so frequently, and it's like, I'm about to fall asleep, and then he just does something else. What else did he do? He giggled a couple times, and then he grabbed my ass. No trust. I think he was awake. I think he was awake. By the time he finally stopped doing stuff, the sun was coming up. He was just laughing.

Once I finally settled down, it stopped fucking moving. Well, Ken's a victim of the night. I better just go rip some coffee. That's crazy, man. Before Ben touches my ass again. It was an uncomfortable night. I'm sorry, Ken. I actually really am. I had no control over that, and I'm sorry. I don't really have anything else to say. It's funny looking back. He probably thought you were sleeping with Greta. I did. I probably thought you were Greta.

Couldn't resist those cheeks. He starts feeling it in his face. Go, oh, Greta, you're a little hairy. I haven't shaved lately. Okay. So, Ken, what is it with you and just budging into the bathroom even when the door is closed?

Well, you don't always know if somebody's in there. That's okay. That's what I'm wondering. Because sometimes people leave the door shut and there's nobody in there. That's why you just lock the door. Or knock. I do knock. And then sometimes nobody answers. How long do you give them? What the fuck are you doing in there, Mike, where you don't hear him knock? He doesn't knock for me. I'm not going to exaggerate it. This has happened three times to me where I'm just like... And actually two other times where I was just shitting with the door open. That I get. He'll walk up on me and go...

I'm like, ah, sorry. I didn't think anyone was here. But then the other three times. Even if. That's so strange. I feel that's too much for me. No, I agree. Just shitting with the door open. I can't even sleep with the door open. At the shop with how many people come through here. But then the other three, he like just like walks in. It's just like a swift walk up, grab the door. Oh, you look so surprised. And then I'm like, what? Why did you swiftly walk in like that? How far? Why don't you lock the door? Like, is he? I guess I just don't. But a lot of us. To be fair, I never.

Never lock the door. It's just when it's closed. Yeah, it's our shop. I don't feel like there's just random nerds walking in most of the time. Well, there is nerds, though. But yeah.

Usually when the door is closed, it just means... So, like, again, I'm not saying I've ever heard any knocks. And then we're at the Sugar Sean fight. We got a whole bunch of people there. And Sidney and Angelo went to the bathroom. And then Sidney's like, oh, Ken just walked in on us. But, I mean, we were... Whoa! And I was like, what? If the door was closed at a party, there's not no one in there. Like, I just don't know how that happens. Ken, what do you have against people's privacy? I don't know. Are you trying to...

catch a peek? Sometimes you just gotta go. What are you gonna do, Ken, if somebody's sitting on the can and you have to go? It's mostly some people just don't. They go out the bathroom through Evan's room and then that door is just shut for like two hours. That doesn't happen often enough. Just sitting out there for two hours waiting for someone to come out. Have you guys ever had any moments where you've

thought to yourself like where's the camera like in normal life somebody randomly that you don't know like you look around you're like what is all the time whenever like something weird is happening i'm always like am i being set up is there a prank you know i hear like a noise in my house at night i'm like yeah someone's pranking me no i pretty much everything weird that ever happens i'm always like

I am the joke. And then as soon as... No offense, guys, but as soon as I realized that CJ is also not behind it, I'm like, oh, there's nothing. Because you two and Ken...

Usually, well, Ken can't keep it a secret, so I usually always find out before he ever tries to do anything. I never actually go through with anything. The few things that I do, I don't have... Honestly, you guys just aren't, like, big enough dicks to, like, pick up and do a prank on one of us.

That's what I mean. The thoughts enter my head. I wouldn't say that they're not big enough dicks. What the fuck does that make me? A dick for making funny little bits? I guess it makes you a dick. In a way, we're constantly just trying to fuck with each other. And usually it's for the sake of the content. Yeah, I get that. They don't have the mindset of constantly messing with other people. I think if you can admit both things, if it's for the better, yes, it's still...

Maybe a mean prank and it's for the better good. Yeah, I like the better good Oh, yeah, I don't know I think it's greater good the greater greater good, but I like better good when we flew into Jackson Hole when we went snowmobiling a couple weeks ago the people who wrote Yellowstone Nailed it. I literally looked around and I thought I was in the show because

Because there's people walking around. First of all, you get off the plane and it's amazing. The mountains and the nice airport, nicest airport I've ever been in. You walk in, you walk in and in the baggage claim, there's free mimosas. That's crazy. Not even at a bar. No. They're just on a little stand, like a lemonade stand, but for free mimosas. That was the best way to put it. It was a lemonade stand for free mimosas. It was the crazy. No, they didn't check a single ID. No.

Yeah. It was wild. Dude, there was this guy on the plane who looked exactly like the one guy that tried to shut him down. The first big business man. I'll pop up his picture here, but he's got this flowing hair. He's wearing like a Montclair or whatever that brand is. Really fancy skiing brand. I don't even fucking

know puffer jacket like kind of uh adventure pants and he's walking around is that the one that had the cowboy hat yeah and he walks out of first class and he's throwing his hair back first of all took a shit like nine times i don't even know there's something going on with him for sure but i was keeping an eye on this i was right in front of the bathroom and i was like dude what is this guy doing but every time he'd walk up he'd pick a new person he'd be like

What you doing? Hey, first time in Jackson. Like he was going back home to his fricking ski mansion. And I was like, man, no wonder people that live out here hate these people. They were so, so hateable. There was a guy wearing a shawl. Well, like a, like a poncho, but like a little bit more Westerny. And he was just wearing it in the airport. I'm like, dude, you flew Delta first class.

to Jackson hole. You're going to go skiing. Why do you look like you just started traversing the Oregon trail on a horse on a horse? Yeah. When, when me and Ryan got there, they lost our baggage. So we're like going up and we're dealing with the people at Delta and, and, uh,

As we're standing there, there was a lady next to us that was also dealing with lost baggage from our flight. And the guy was like standing there and you could tell he was getting a little hotter and hotter because then he started raising his voice. And then that's when me and Ryan started watching what was going on. The guy goes, I have no clothes to wear and I'm here for five days. And the lady's like, I don't know what to tell you. And he goes, I'm from L.A.,

I don't have clothes for this anyways. And the lady's like, well, what's the problem then? And he's like, don't raise your voice at me. She's like, don't raise your voice at me. They're trying to calm him down. What the fuck is going on? Like these two are just yelling at each other right now. This guy just kept bringing up that he's from California. It was the weirdest shit ever. It was like, do not flex right now. Yeah, not a flex. And I was like, man.

This is why all these Californians moving here just get such a bad rep is because obviously there's probably people that hate California. And then there's people that are in love with California, but want to move out of California, but bring all their politics and problems to the mountain towns. But it was interesting. We were talking to Blaine,

Who was one of the... Well, yeah, yeah. Well, for some reason, I thought you were CJ first. I blacked out there. I looked over like you weren't with on the trip. You know, Blaine. Blaine and Jay. You know Blaine. No, but Blaine is like a full-on cowboy rancher. And he was like, yeah, dude, like...

It's pretty much exactly how it is in the show is like all these ranch hands, you know, like we're all kind of, we're real rough around the edges, real cowboys. Right. So then when we go into towns, especially Jackson, he's like all these pretend cowboys, uh,

like, we'll be pretend cowboys and real cowboys do not fuck with that one bit. And he was like, yeah, pretty much every time we go out, we get into bar fights and everything like that. And I was like, damn, that's pretty cool to hear. Like, it's pretty cool to hear that that's like actually how it is. I would not wear a cowboy hat in Jackson. No, I would not. I feel like it'd just be insulting. I wouldn't wear a cowboy hat anyway. Well, okay, true. And I don't wear it. I effed up then. I did that. Did you remember when I wore...

It tucked in jeans into my cowboy boots. I remember. A big-ass American flag button-up, and then a cowboy hat, and then handlebars. Oh, yeah. Out, downtown Jackson. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I seem to fit in pretty well with that whole look, but...

Maybe Jackson is almost more phony cowboys. It was like the outskirts. Oh, for sure. Outskirts like... Like Drake's. Afton, Drake. The places that we've went. Pop up that video that I sent you. Man, this is tough. Oh, yeah. This is so tough. All right. I'm like, this is awesome. I want to do this. I want to do this. Oh!

I love how he just picks her right up. The guy that went famous on Barstool for his wedding, the motorcycle crash. He wasn't the guy that crashed. It wasn't the guy getting married, was it? No, it was like his friend at the wedding that was pulling in. So he actually reached out to us. Oh.

He said he's had the podcast sent to him a million times. Wow. We should have had him on. I know. So I asked him to just kind of text me the story over Instagram. His first message to me was, LOL, that was my wedding in the Harley that looped out.

The property owner and myself got arrested that night. Everyone is good, and the wife loved every minute of it. I can send you pics and behind-the-scenes content if you'd like. And I was like, you got arrested at your own wedding? That's freaking crazy, man. That's a party. That's a party. To think that the loop-out was like the second most legendary thing to happen in that night. There's a question.

quite the story and quite a bit to talk about about that wedding. So this is a redneck wedding. Yeah, exactly. The bride wasn't upset. No. That's a wedding people be pissed to miss. Straight up. Most of the time you're like, I don't really care. I don't even really want to go. But that one, you'd be like, God damn, I missed that. So he said he had about 26K into the wedding after lawyer fees. What was the lawyer problems for? And then he also says it would not change a single thing if I had to do it over. We are wild group.

wild and reckless group of friends that like to have fun. So the lawyer came in because we got arrested for loud noise at about 2 a.m. And the cops came out for a third time and they were arresting his good buddy who was the property owner. And he said he's not letting his buddy go to jail on his wedding day without him. Oh,

He's like, I'm going down with the ship. So he said I had to go into and my drunk dumbass got taken to jail. We went Saturday night and got out on Tuesday night. Holy shit.

Yeah. Yo. Yeah. That was a honeymoon. His wife came and visited him, hand up on the glass. Honey, this is perfect. So he said the fire department had to come out earlier in the night because there was a huge fire that was so big people like thought the barn or a field was burning down. So their sound system had eight 18 inch subwoofers that was heard through the neighborhood and the barn was on 27 acres.

He says, I'll send you some vids. Love your show. Holy shit. He listens to it or he just got it? I think he got a sent to us to it, but he'd heard of the channel and stuff like that, which is pretty cool. That's awesome. Hey, I kind of just want to go party with this guy. Yeah, these guys know how to party, dude. Weed's legal. Yes. How long has that? Oh, weed's been legal since I've been smoking it. The whole thing? 2013. What? In Canada? Yeah. Yeah.

Weed's been legal that long? Well, for me, it has been. I just walk around with it everywhere. Hold up. Is that how that works? I like that. I just love that. Yeah, it's been legal for me since I've been smoking it. Yeah, hell yeah. Weed's been legal since Trudeau came in.

bring this country down wait a minute that's gotta be one positive for you one good thing i almost don't want to say one good thing he's done yeah weed legal yeah yeah that's what it well like you smoke weed over drinking i'm on and off of weed i took like i didn't smoke weed for a whole year last year just for my concussions but like after i finally was concussion like symptom free i started smoking again so so can i got some pretty exciting news

There is a new self-driving service, and don't worry, yes, it is an electric video... Excuse me, an electric vehicle. It's called Sex LA, and it is a self-driving car. Sex. Hold on, what? Yes. It is a self-driving, sex-positive robo-taxi. Oh, Ken's...

ken's favorite thing that's a lot of work hard right now service more accurately a way for people to service themselves while using an autonomous autonomous pod service do we not have a camera on ken shoot oh my gosh you have to service yourself in the sex car uh it does say to enjoy a revolutionary masturbatory masturbatory experience god i can't read today sorry so hold on you can just jerk off while it drives you can you bring a friend that's

That seems a little weird. You're driving around town jerking off. I'm into some weird shit, but that's just weird. There's got to be some law about not being able to do that. About jerking off as you're driving around. It's got tinted windows. Comes with tinted windows. What happens if you get pulled over for a window tint? You got your dick in your hand. Your pants are in the back. You're like...

You're getting in an accident. Jeez Louise. You're off and out. Pants are on your ankles. Is this actually? All lotioned up. Is this real? That's a Motor Trend article. Oh, okay. So it's looking. That's a car? No, that's not the actual car. It's down here. Got a long car right ahead of you. You know, I don't want to throw anyone's idea, like say anyone's idea is a bad idea, but that's just a bad, dumb idea. Really? You're not into that? No. No.

That's just a dumb idea. Which part? The whole start to finish. I mean, I think a sex car is a great idea, but a masturbation car? Sex car, fine. A masturbation car, that's just dumb. I don't know. I've definitely heard worse ideas. You ever jerk, Ken, while Elon's driving you home? No.

But you totally could. That's probably the best time to do it. You're in safe hands. Yeah, you're in safe hands. You've got the big screen right here. Two different safe hands. How are the roads tonight?

One thing I did learn in Vegas though, is when I'm really hung over, my internal dialogue turns off. Like you guys have that where you like talk to yourself in your brain as you're walking around. You guys all have that. Yeah. I think I saw an Instagram thing that like 40% of people don't have an internal dialogue. Which,

Which is really weird. Seems insane. Yeah, I don't know. What do those people do? You're just saying like your brain working? Just not thinking. No. In autopilot mode. Yeah. When you're walking around, are you having conversations with yourself in your head? Just thinking? Yeah. Yeah, that's why it's hard. It is hard for me to even believe that because you have a point there. It is just thinking. You're talking to yourself. You're like, all right, maybe...

You are sitting in the skid steer and you're like, all right, I got to move this over there. And then you're thinking about like, okay, well, if I do it this way, it'll work faster. Like you're trying to form a plan. You're right. It's thinking, but you're talking with yourself. It's the talking about yourself. Not just like I go there. But yeah, when you're hungover, it is just I go there. It turns off. I eat this.

I lay down. I was walking around and I realized that I hadn't talked to myself in hours and it was so peaceful. I was like, man, I'm better when I'm not talking to myself. You just like are just trying to survive, dude. And there's something beautiful about that. So I think I'm going to might try shutting off my internal dialogue. You just got to be hung over more. Yeah.

I don't know if I can do that anymore. That sounds miserable. Well, I was just about to start telling this story about this guy. His mom died as he was born. Really sad. This is back in 1856. And he didn't have a dad, so monks adopted him. So he moved up to the top of this mountain in a country that I can't find. Is this a guy who's never seen a woman? He lived 82 years of life.

insane never even set eyes on a woman you know like what a you know a female was he's a monk dude it's not like he's up there watching movies so was he jerking off gay then because you gotta have some kind of honestly i would say no because i don't think they're i i don't think they're really allowed to well right sexual attraction you know inside like his own thoughts you gotta have some kind of asexual

Possibly. But is that more of like a thing that you develop from your surroundings or would you just be born that way? You roll a good point. Did he die? Yeah, I think he's... And he never saw a woman. So he never found out. Pretty tough. I would like to know...

uh how many less problems that guy probably at least a couple actually we'll think yeah being a monk and not knowing what women are you probably didn't have any problems okay hold on what about the rest of the monks did none of them communicate like at all that's kind of what i was wondering no i think they talked but they're all just men knew that i think he knew he heard wise tales

Real stories. Yeah. But yeah, like there was, there's no women allowed in the monastery. So he never saw, I mean, I feel like he got it. He had to have seen a picture or something. How could he?

How could he go his whole life? I don't know. I'm trying to even wrap my head around what's going on. I thought it was funny that we were doing this dry January, trying not to drink. Well, I guess I wasn't, but a couple people in the group were like, we're doing dry January. And then right after we got done golfing, everyone was like, should we go downtown? I was like, go downtown? Go downtown?

To the bars? What do you mean? No, let's not do that. That sounds terrible for the people that are sober or like trying to be sober. And then I was like, well, what if we just go to the arcade? We go downstairs, go to the arcade. I swear everyone that was like doing Dry January was like, this sucks. She's like, what else do you do when you're sober? You're like, this is just one of those things. True.

What else is there to do? I'm a big advocate. What else is there to do? You can't go to the arcade. There's nothing. So I failed Dry January. I didn't start until after Idaho, so I started on like the 15th, and then I made it, which was Wednesday. I thought you were going to say the 5th or something. It was the 15th, and then I was like, all right, Dry January here on out, and I made it Wednesday, Thursday, and then I drank on Friday. Okay.

But I don't blame myself. That was a good couple days, though. Your liver thanks you. And my lack of self-control. I blame my surroundings. Yeah, they know I don't take accountability. No, absolutely not. It's not my fault that I broke. If I had been around better people that didn't take me out to a golfing drinking establishment and then take me to a drinking...

environment and then tease me with the carrot of going downtown. Hold up. Ken, are you doing dry January? Hey, Ryan, I've been doing dry January since the 7th when I got home from Florida. And I went through all the same places and I still haven't had a drink since. I am impressed. It is. I think it is. How do you feel, Ken? Do you feel good? Extremely bored. Yeah.

Ken was one of the people in the arcade like, fuck this. Have you considered... Well, then I went to the... They had a blackjack table there and I go play blackjack. I'm like,

I just need a drink. I just need a beer or a vodka Red Bull or something. It would make it so much more entertaining. Look at the look in his eyes right now. He's talking about alcohol and getting all red. Passionate. See, I could quit anytime I wanted to. I just wanted it. I didn't need it like him. That's what I was going to say is that I'm not about like, all right, I need to take two weeks off, mostly because I know I can't do it. But...

Pause for laugh. Pause for laugh. Amen. But if it happens, it happens. That is something I have always respected about you. The self-awareness. The self-awareness is just off the charts, man. I'm so proud of you for that. What is the point of calling it dry January?

If you started the 15th or you started the 7th, what really, I mean, it's easier to explain to people, oh, why aren't you drinking? Yeah, dry January. It's easy to explain, but bro, I'm not doing dry January is exactly like having a heated jacket or going to CrossFit. Yeah, you're like, you gotta tell everybody. It is. You can't do dry January without telling everyone you're doing dry January. That's accurate. What about no, not November? Did that...

Pan out for you guys? Wait, pan out? Who does that? I sure didn't. Yeah. No, that is one of those things I'm like legit, like who does that? Do people still do that? I think the same thing about dry January. They're both bullshit. Like I think I like no shave November. Like do with that what you will. It can be your beard. It can be your whole body. Like that's fun. That's funny. It changes your look. It doesn't hurt anybody. But no, not November. That hurts people. Me too. Me too.

I was going to make a joke, but it just didn't feel right. Yeah, it's fine. I'm not drunk. I just pretend to be. No, you're fucking drunk. I've been searching a ton for our Subaru rebuild. We're rebuilding our rally Subaru. So I've been looking at, you know, our suspension, bumpers, all that stuff. I don't know how much we want to give away.

But I came across this video that happened in 2017 when they released the new STI. And I have no idea how I never saw this because for Subaru marketing, like this is the most intense video I've ever seen for a car company. So they took this Subaru to, I think it's like the oldest bobsled run in the world or something like that. Studded tires. Oh, wow. Oh, they're very narrow. Yeah, we need tires like that for the ice. Wow.

But look how western he gets on this thing dude. Like it actually looks intense. Holy shit. So narrow. Oh he's hitting snow banks. I mean. Oh! Whoa! Fuck! Dude those walls he's riding on is just so not- That thing's gotta be so dented up. The car is huge. Yeah. Compared to the size of a- Oh! Bro! This is like a death wish. Look at this one dude. This is the last corner which is the biggest one. Oh! No!

It's dented bad. Yeah, dude. He went for it, though. He freaking, like, hit his windshield on the side of the wall. Dang, that was sick, dude. We should do that. I was like, how have I never seen this piece of super marketing? This is fucking great. That was sick. Probably because you weren't watching TV at the time. Dang, dude. I've never thought of bobsledding. We should go bobsledding. We're trying to not burn Cormac down. Oh, my God.

I don't know if you can say you're trying. You're working on it. You're doing your best. I would say you're darn near trying to burn Cormorant down. He's just so pumped that you're here. Oh, I know, I know. I'm taking all the blame for everything. From Colorado to Cormorant and everything in between, right? Yeah. It's all just going to hell. Like,

Like, how do we keep it under control now, F? There is no control. Yeah, he was walking in. He was like, are you sure we're not brothers in some house I have? There might be a bloodline down there, man. I don't know. I think we got some of the same trousers. I mean, jeans. Yeah.

Yeah, no, we're trying not to burn it down. You two have been a little dynamic duo. Because you're always sitting next to each other in restaurants. And I have been cackling, laughing at you two. Because you two bust each other up. And one of you spits out your food, your drink, your vape, whatever. I'm sensing a little bit of jealousy out of Mike over there. Oh, no, Mike's all about it. It's like Gavin came to town. And now it's like...

He's just been chewed off to the side, and Devin's like, hey, Gav, come on. Let's go get lunch, just me and you. Hey, we're just lucky that you guys already had bunk beds in my room because me and Gav were going to build some last night. Were you? Yeah, we got the guacamole and the nachos going. It was like, oh, we need bunk beds. Oh, wait, we got bunk beds. Did you sleep on the bunk beds last night just because, like, you know we got that spare room for you? Yeah, we hit the sauna and stuff, and then, yeah.

Ev, why are you still sleeping in a bunk bed? Fuck. Because we've offered to get you set up with a freaking queen size, get you a king size bed in that room. So, I mean, most bunk beds people think is just two twin beds maybe or something small. This is like a bigger bed.

I'm not sure what the next size or two of them is. A full. Maybe even a queen. I don't think it's a queen. It might be close. It's a close queen. Close queen. Hey, well, I know I'm a short fella, but I can lay sideways damn near on it. Really? Yeah, so it's pretty good. Okay. The top acts as a shelf.

What do you mean? Like the top bed, I throw shit up there. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, your hats. My hats, my clothes. No, not much trash. Hot pockets. Oh, yeah, leaf snacks, you know, goldfish. Right. Empty tea cans. And then also, I've found out, I didn't know this, that when you're using the lower level bed, that the upper level bed is a great point for... For what? Um...

Angling the position of your body when you're aggressively napping with your significant other. I feel like there would be multiple... Okay, that makes sense. Keep killing the bunk bed life. You might have had a cheek kill. I feel like I'd get in the way a lot, though, because you couldn't even go all the way. I'm 5'5". I'd be like...

Yeah, I suppose. Maybe it works for you, huh? Yeah, no, it works real good. It's all positives. Yeah, no negatives, really. You come over, like next time you come over to the house, you look in my room, it's just a bunk bed. Dude, that'd be hilarious. My girlfriend wanted me to buy a sex swing. I purchased a bunk bed. Bunk bed? Yeah.

It'd be kind of nice. Like, you get kind of uncomfortable sleeping next to each other. Just one goes up top. You're still in the same room. That's one step away from two bedrooms in the same room. Yeah, but it's still not two bedrooms. Eh, slightly better. Yeah. Oh, my gosh. It is funny walking into Ev's room, and he's just got his bunk bed in there. Ah, it keeps me young.

There is something keeping me young, Ev. That's for sure. I don't know what it is. I think we all need a little bit of what Evan and Gavin have. I agree. Whatever you guys got going, man. Honestly, I don't think you guys can handle it. I don't think we could either. Very few can. It's not for everybody. There's a jam up left and right all the time, but there's more ups and downs. Two peas in a pod this weekend, bro. That's what I'm saying, dude.

Man we got dumb and dumber here. They're actually the two smartest. Mike is barefoot, he kinda looks like a barbarian. This is why you guys have to sleep in so long. This is what you're doing at night. I love the snorkel dude! And it's so heavy. This four-wheeler weighs like 2,000 pounds.

Four-wheel drift, he says. That's all he says. And I'm like, bro, you're insane. You had to have thought that this was a bad idea. That thought never crossed my mind at that point in time, believe it or not. That is so concerning. Well, I mean, nothing got broken. All right, so the first burnout, a weight flies off, I see.

I think I thought- And it flew in the right direction. I think I thought like, "Oh, the loose weight already came off, so now we're good." I don't know. A Ziploc bag of some sort. Switch views! Switch views! Switch views! No, don't do it yet. The way it's gonna come off... Into the shipping container and smash it! Dude.

So like that weight could have hit either of the cars. Could hit anything. Could hit anything. Man, have you really just lived your life one bad decision at a time? Sometimes it pays to be lucky. You were literally doing a burnout within a foot of my side of my GTR. Throwing rocks all over it. Other camera angle. How the floor was clean. Yeah, I'm sure it was. That's why the Zorb ball got popped. I don't know.

I do remember the next morning, Ben goes, why is there black dust all over my white car? Man, what a... But basically, I just couldn't believe... The fact that this is happening is extremely bizarre. Is it not? Yeah, no, I... The fact that he was just back on, he's cheesing. I don't even have pants on. Dude, we were sitting in Florida with Ryan's dad, Randy, and I don't know how it got brought up, but he was like, yeah, you know...

I don't mind, uh, I love having, I love having Mike and, and, um, Alondra around. Yeah, sometimes I'll come home and Mike will be parked in my garage stall. That's very rare. I guess. Why? Why?

I don't know. Can you imagine coming home after a long day at work and your daughter's boyfriend is parked in your stall? If you don't eat in the garage, I'd be like, what is going on? He opens up and you see Mike's fucking Bronco sitting in your garage stall. In your house. His garage door is made of windows. He doesn't need to open it up to find out.

He pulls in and he sees it. He's pulling up the driveway. I've never made an executive decision to be like, I'm parking in here today. Mike's up his room to his door and Mike's sleeping. Mike's sleeping in his bed or shitting on his toilet in his room. Disrespectful. I don't know. I feel like you already crossed the line a little bit parking in his spot. Yeah, I guess.

It's a good thing Randy's nice because honestly, I think if I came home and let's hypothetically say I had a daughter and her boyfriend parked in my garage spot and he was already over, I'd be like,

I would literally hop in and move it. I don't even know what I'd do. It would just be like... I think if you were that dad or Randy gave me a talking to, I'd be like, yeah, my bad. Didn't think you'd be home. What's the last thing you'd expect to have to talk to your daughter's boyfriend? Hey, you got to quit parking in my garage spot. I mean, dude, when he... This is my house, buddy.

He's gone more than he's... He's probably there 40% of his time. So keep that in mind. Let's be realistic here. Still is garage stall. Still is garage stall. That I was told by someone who lived there that he would not be there. I know. It's just funny. But yeah, at the end of the day, I feel it. Yeah, if he's just like, come on. That's my garage stall. That's going to happen to Mike now when he's older. Ken, would you be interested in doing that? Going on The Bachelor? No.

What if we did our own version of The Bachelor? We got just, let's say, 15 girls and we do a speed dating. Like, it's like a quick little, like, I'm not talking clapping, obviously. Like, that's kind of the noise I made with my mouth there. But I'm talking just like, you know, maybe like a one minute, like, boom, boom, boom, like conversations. And then at the end of it, you give one girl a rose and go on a nice date.

I could see it. It could be a good little bit. That'd be a great bit. And you might find the love of your life. Yeah. We'll ask your old girl from Fargo if she wants to be on. Instead of a rose, she gets your vape. Evan goes, instead of a rose, she hits his vape.

gets it. Oh, she gets the vape? Yeah. Oh, Ken must really like her to give away the vape. I'll cherish this forever. Well, it's only 2,000 puffs, so. Just something real exciting. So, I went to high school at a place called Holly High School. It wasn't

Anything to write home about. I enjoyed it. But they finally did something cool. Really? Well, they've done it. I painted a mirror of you. In my eyes, they did something cool. No, they, you guys remember the dirt bike through the school prank? Dude.

It's been done a handful of times, but do you remember just the one? Yeah. The legendary one. Pink classics? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I looked that one up, of course, had to re-watch it after I saw this, and I was like, oh, yeah, this is just... This is the only one I remember. And then, of course, I'm looking on YouTube. There's like 20 other ones. So...

It's been done many other times, but I just got sent a nice video from my high school, and they did that as their senior prank, and they're facing all the charges you'd think they'd face. Yeah, what kind of charges? It's like they rode a scooter. Well, no. Hey, hey, hey. I gave the buddy on the scooter some credit. We got a two-stroke, and he's revving it.

Oh, he did it. Yeah, yeah. No way. That's where I went to high school, and I was so proud. The two-stroke, homie, I was so proud. Holy frick, how'd they not get stopped? Dude, I don't know. Well, man, we could have gotten a steadicam on this guy. Yeah. Somebody could have been on a one-wheel-pulling him or something. But, yeah, the scooter was, you know, the scooter was that. Yo, there's a GoPro.

footage of the actual rider and and he comes out of the school wait you are you talking about yeah this guy and he comes out of the school and he like grabs second and he almost hits a car holy shit but then i guess they they loaded up and they got caught in the parking lot yeah so what happened they got pretty jammed up like basically you know like they didn't do anything that bad that's what's interesting in a situation like this the adults you know the principal the

the vice principal, whoever else is in charge, they're like, we have to do something. Right, because they could have hurt someone. You have to discipline. I mean, yeah, you can't just ride a dirt bike through the school. I agree. He wasn't doing wheelies or really being that reckless. For the record, I agree. So they got ISS, which is in-school suspension. That's not that bad. Okay. I've tagged that a couple times. Not crazy.

No, you just sit in it. Oh, they didn't get the cops involved? That's good then. That's what I... I'd say that's a fair deal. So they threatened to, but then I was like, that's... Yeah, they threatened to. They're like, well, we got to get the cops involved. And then it kind of pushed away from that, like it should. Yeah. And they got in trouble. Okay. He couldn't walk. He couldn't walk. That's right. At graduation. And then anyone else involved holding the doors couldn't walk. That's kind of messed up because that doesn't...

punish the kid it only punished the parents the parents are the only person that cares about the kid walking I never gave a shit but my parents wanted to see me walk so that's a little messed up because I know that's a standard punishment but what are you gonna do so that was for the senior prank

I mean, that's why. Yeah. Yeah. That's what they called it. We drove a golf cart. It's not that good of a prank. It's not really a prank. That's just like doing a stunt to me. Either way. Proud of them. Yeah. It is funny calling it like that's our senior prank. Let's just talk about what happened today. Let's just get it out of the way. Right away. We're going to dive right in. Get it out of the room. Yeah. Yeah. So we've been riding for the past three days and it's been really insane. Like deep snow. Yeah.

insane mountains, steepness, pretty much the gnarliest of the gnarly you can get into on snowmobiles, right? So we're in basically the most flat level parking lot. The easiest thing we have done the entire trip, right? I go, hey, Brett, can I borrow your snowmobile

to take a thumbnail picture and he goes yeah buddy of course just be careful though the throttle has a little bit of ice in it so it might stick so just in case wear this tether around your wrist and i was like okay all right well it should be fine i'm literally just pulling it like three feet uh on flatness i shouldn't have much to worry about here right and uh

So sure enough, I hop on it and pulling it around and I'm like, oh shit, I can feel a little bit of stickiness in this throttle, right? And then there was like a little mound because I was trying to get up next to this measuring stick because I thought it looked good in the thumbnail, right? And to get up this mound, I give it a little bit more pepper. Throttle sticks. Wide open. Wide open on an 850 boost. The thing pretty much rockets out from underneath me. It plows.

It plows over this like landmark of a snow depth meter, right? Any snowmobiler in North America has looked at that camera and said like, how much snow is in Revelstoke? Yeah. Plows through this six inch tree that the measuring stick

is bolted to. Keep in mind, this thing is 15 feet tall and it's buried about like eight feet. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Breaks the tree clean in half and then the sled, luckily I had the tether on my wrist, the sled that dies after, but it had gotten so much speed.

It was fully airborne. I have the perfect mental image in my brain right now. I'm waiting for Elon to just pull my SD card so we can put that into the computer. Dude, seriously, we need that. Honestly, yeah, we need that. We need that. So, yeah, we have Mike. Mike is over there taking photos because we weren't planning on anything. Big bummer. I'm pointing a camera right at you.

as this all happened, pointing it at the scene with a wide angle. It would have got it all, but I'm in photo. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So my jaw has never been lower on the floor than seeing you do that today. So I do that. Uh, the snowmobile rockets out, uh,

hits the pole, snaps it in half. I'm then laying on the ground in sheer disbelief of what just happened. And the first thing I do is check my body. I'm good. I didn't get hit by the tree coming down or hit a tree in the process. Luckily, I kind of bailed early. Dude, you were white as a ghost. I was extremely rattled. I was worried about Brett's sled.

it's like a $30,000 snowmobile and and i just launched it into a specifically built and also what brand new this week yeah i mean it's like not even out of break-in mode yet yeah i'm still continually putting parts on it which we put on a new bumper last night which is good timing but uh i'm like this the snowmobile and then i'm like oh my god what did i just hit

I'm like looking over and I see two pieces of yellow laying in. I'm like, oh, I just plowed through that meter stick. And then I look up and there's like 40 people in the parking lot. There's people like staring, piling out of the cabin. Yeah. Then people start coming out of this cabin. So I guess to give a little reference, this cabin in British Columbia is like,

one of the most legendary spots to go to like everyone knows what the boulder cabin is if they've ridden in the area or like you said checked the webcam because there's a webcam on top of the cabin that points at this metering stick that is live 24 hours a day so at any point you can check hey did they get snow i mean look at the metering stick boom hey did ben why is it why is the metering stick all of a sudden four feet smaller did we get four feet of snow or what happened

So I'm just figuring out what happened. I'm like, oh my God, this is insane, right? And I'm like, Mike, turn that fucking camera on, bro, because Mike was just taking pictures. I was like, take a recording.

record. And Mike turns it on. I'm like trying to figure out like still what's going on. Turkey comes up and he's like, you good? You good? And I'm like, I'm like looking around and then pretty soon I just see a

a flock swore a flock of people moving in and nobody was like smiling there was a guy that was like huh nice move guys idiots and i looked at him and i was like pardon like my 30 000 snowmobile just ghost rode into that thing like you think that this was real there would be cameras rolling everywhere and for one am i gonna loan you my brand new polaris boost to just go

kamikaze it through a six inch tree like and also why the tree of all of them and so i like looked at this guy and i was like do you not realize the like severity of the situation here well he's like well man like somebody's got to come up here and fix this thing i was like we got it i have to go over there make sure my buddy's alive like it looks like all of the blood left his face and went to his feet like uh laying on the ground so that guy was just like he was so buttered because

I mean, jokingly so. He was probably going to wonder how much snow we got tonight because it's snowing right now. He's going to be so put off by the fact that the stick is four feet lower now. People are going to look at the camera and go, holy shit, there's 13 feet of snow.

The best part is everyone that was outside was like hyped on it. Whatever, you know. No, I mean like most of them that came up were like, oh, it's crazy. And then everyone that went into the cabin were like, they didn't want to see it. And then Ben was like, I'm not going into the cabin. I don't want to. And I was like, I think that's where the crowd is a little upset. And so I went in there and then some guys like,

Turcotte's always bringing all his amateur buddies around. I heard it from across and I was like, in that situation, it's really funny because we're the amateur buddies. I thought it was also pretty funny

that there's people like coming up and they're like, Hey, yeah, we're subs and everything. I was like, man, these people got to think that we're just so stupid. Yeah. Like they gotta be like, damn, these kids are like always just doing this. Huh? Like, it's not fake. It's not fake. They're not putting on a, on a show. Like they are this stupid, you know? I don't know. I think it was, it was just,

Probably came off refreshing for them to know. Yeah. But you know what, dude? The video's going to come out, and it's like, you guys were shredding, and where we were today was like...

You did a sick drop. Evan did like a half a backflip off a drop. Spencer hit a drop on his snow. No, I did. You guys are like lack of skill. That was just like, man, some things are just meant to happen. That was like, camera was off, unfortunately. It's just like, it is what it is. The people are talking about you. Yeah, you know, they say no publicity is bad publicity. Nope. Bad shit.

That publicity is better than no publicity. I knew I saw one like that. Feels good to be home though. I was over at the pub earlier today and people were like, hey, where you been? Really? Everyone was wondering. Well, because you went sober.

Right. I was sober for a month because I was on the road. Yep. Yep. You quit drinking at home. Exactly. Because we were on the road. Exactly. CJ keeps telling us, like, yeah, ever since I quit drinking. And I'm like, you didn't quit drinking. And he's like, well, at home.

But he left. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. That was a good one, Ben.

I think it's my cat-like reflexes. Like, if you were an attacker instead of a pranker, I'm, like, ready to go. But then when I see it's Ben, I just stop. So he thinks I flinched, but I'm really ready to attack. Name a Taylor Swift album. 1989. Nice. Red. Nice. Evermore.

Okay. Yep. Holy shit. Okay. I don't even. I'm impressed already. Fearless. Damn. Nice. All right, Swifty. All right. Yeah. You proved me wrong there. Honestly, you proved me wrong. I legit knew none of those. I would have not been able to say any of them.

That was pretty good, Ken. I'm dry passing. No, honestly, honestly. But the ladies aren't. You earned it on that one. Speaking of football players and boats, you guys remember the Vikings love boat scandal? Yeah. Can you imagine being on that boat? No. I mean, I can't imagine myself, but yeah. They just got caught. I'm pretty sure they do that. Some people. They just got caught. I love that. That stuff goes down every weekend on...

A lake like that. They just got caught. Yeah, let me see this. Pull up the article. I want to see the story. Classic little jam up. That's freaking... Nothing that won't buff on it. It was back in 2005 when football was football and there was no roughing the passer, you know, and stuff like that. On October 6, 2005, an alleged sex party occurred on Lake Minnetonka. Unbelievable. Dante Kopev. But yeah, they apparently rented two boats.

and they just flew in prostitutes from Atlanta and Florida. Actual prostitutes, or were they just girls? They're from Atlanta. It was said that they were sex workers. One guy estimated there was 100 women there. 100 women for 17 football players? Two boats? Pretty decent numbers, honestly. That's a pretty good ratio. An anonymous former player of the Minnesota Vikings claimed that this is not the first time

that such an incident has happened. The scandal has sometimes been referred to as the love boat scandal. Like, it's nice to see that the Vikings can at least catch the news every once in a while. They can't catch a fucking pass. Yeah, they can't catch a fucking pass.

But they got in trouble for peeing in some lady's yard, apparently. Wait, so how big of a boat you got to have? I believe they were on two boats. And they didn't think anyone was going to notice they're on the lake? They were houseboats. Maybe they were behind closed doors. Two houseboats were rented and some, but not all of the players performed sexual acts. How did they know that? In front of the crew members. So they had rental jobs. Not all of them?

But some of them did. Some of them did. Not all of them, but some of them did. I don't know what's worse in that scenario, being the watcher or being the guy. I feel like it's being the watcher. Unless you went to a different part of the boat and removed yourself from the debauchery. Well, it sounds like you're a worker, man. You can't go anywhere. You're trying to drive a boat. Can you imagine piloting a boat with 100 whores running around? What are you doing? Bang the Minnesota Vikings. Put that bitch on cruise control. What?

Evan wakes me up in the hallway. Shortly, not far from my room, but like, why am I in the hallway, man? Come on. You're on the right floor, but the wrong side of the hotel. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, I didn't make it to the room. Did you have a room key? I had a room key in my wallet. So you literally just were like, brain was like floor. Yeah, and then that's the worst part. You just went to bed there on your trip? Did you? Yeah.

I'd like to imagine that I tripped. And then just stayed down? Yeah, no, that's the thing. It's like, why was I like, yeah, can't do her. She's going to bed. So anyway, he wakes me up and he was like, what are you doing, man? And then you hit the room. Thank God. All went well. Hit the bed. All was well.

And then, but like, I'm only telling this story under one condition. Like, you can't play the video. This is really embarrassing. No, that's fair. I don't think we can show the video because we're wieners. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But basically, middle of the night, Ken wakes up to the sound of a heavy stream. And he's like... It sounded like there's a water leak somewhere in the room. You know, he's kind of like, what the...

It's pitch dark in there. Lights are off. Blinds are closed. Starts recording before the lights are on. Flicks the lights on. It's your worst nightmare. I'm just pissing on the floor. But not just any way. You were like,

Hands were on the bed. The old tripod. No, I was tripodding with my head down. The old tripod. It's probably because you had a boner or something. I think I had a little tripod. I think I had a little morning wood. Yeah, but the worst part was it was just a lot. It was like the full capacity. No, but the best part.

Oh, yeah, the best part. The funniest thing was you said, it's okay. Ryan said he'd take care of it. But no, it was like less friendly because Ken goes, Micah, what are you doing? And then I kind of like look back at him with angry eyes. Not much anger in my voice. You get mad at him for telling you to stop pissing on the floor almost. I thought Ryan was taking care of it. Why did I say that? Because you two are getting so close.

I don't know. Do you typically clean up? Yeah. But that's the thing. Does he typically clean up anything that I do? No. In a sense. Like, not really. And I was just like, I thought Ryan was taking care of it. So then whenever, let's say, Jason over here getting a real kick out of the story, I go, you should have seen the look on my face when I found out Ryan wasn't taking care of it.

And then like, yeah, luckily the next day was our like last day there. But like I did my best to clean it up. Stinky. Did you? Yeah. I mean, yeah. Like put towels on it and like put water on it. That's.

That's about it. Honestly, that's the least of Vegas hotel rooms. I'm sure I've ever been pissed in many times. That was the worst part. I was doing it more for a courtesy of us being in the room. I did not want it to smell. That's so embarrassing. I got to give Ken credit. He was like freaking Steven Spielberg out there. Unbelievable. Here's the stream in his sleep, wakes up before he's even turned on the light, is recording.

And then reaches over, turns on the light, and perfectly gets Micah in frame, peeing. Gives good commentary. Micah, what are you doing? Because you were shocked. And keeps the phone right there on him the whole time.

The only thing I'm mad about is I didn't record longer because he had a few other lines. That was just complete nonsense. Yeah, you should have had him all the way until he fell asleep. Yeah, honestly, true. I thought you were going to say I'm mad that I didn't record him longer because he just kept peeing. It was amazing. What did you do? Go back to sleep? Yeah, I was like, fuck it. It's 5 a.m. I'm going back to bed. What did you do then, Mike?

I don't know. He then plopped face first on the bed with like halfway, halfway down it and then just fell asleep. Do you even remember doing that? No. Like are you not? You're an autopilot. Yeah. I think it'd be really cool to show like your kid growing up.

But I don't know if I'd want that on the internet and on camera for those reasons. And I also know, I also know like the mentality that we get into to make YouTube videos and I would not want to bring my family into that. Yeah. Like I wouldn't. That's true. There was a channel that got in trouble for that shit. I can't remember what it was, but they were like, it was like child abuse basically because they were pulling pranks and shit on them for videos. And it was just like,

I don't exactly know too much, but it can get very nasty with the children YouTube channels. That's a good point. The sometimes extremely stressful mindset that it takes to...

get ourselves moving and shape something up and putting your kids to like, or your wife. So it's like you say, like what I said, like, yeah, I mean, I just keep it cut and dry. Simple. It is what it is. And then next thing I know, it's like next video. If you start dipping, I'm like, we got to do something big. I got the family in front of it. What, what can we do to step this up? All right, Jimmy, shoot some, shoot some ideas.

You need to break your leg during this basketball game. And he's like, God damn it, Jimmy. You're bringing nothing to the table. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, he's like, I'm free. I don't have. We could build Legos. And you're like, that's it? Legos? We did that last week. Why would we title it, though? What, Jimmy builds Legos part three? Who gives a fuck, Jimmy? Yeah, I don't know. I'd still be down to do it. I'd have to check it out. It could be fun.

Or it could be a lot of work and jeopardize your whole family. That too. It's one of those gambles. Hey, if I was a gambling man, which I am. I don't know. I kind of believe in like the hypnotized thing. Maybe like, I guess I think it is kind of happening. But like Rob Dyrdek, he went to a hypnotist and got hypnotized for success. Really? At like a young age. Yeah.

What? Yeah, and he talks about it all the time. And I was thinking about going and seeing that guy. Hypnotized for success? Yeah, he got hypnotized for success. So what does that look like? I don't know. He just does some thing and just...

I think tries to change your mindset or like you basically just programs you for success supposedly. And who knows if it works or not, but I mean, you definitely taken a good step in the right direction, getting hypnotized for success. I'd do it if it was convenient. I think he's based out of LA. I think when he, when the hypnotist that was here, Freddie, he was talking about like, everyone's been hypnotized, whether you know it or not, but let's say you drive home and driving at night and,

You pull into your driveway and you're like, holy crap. I do that all the time. I don't. I think I just blacked out for the last 20 minutes. I don't even remember driving. Right.

And he was like, well, that's, that's, you're technically in kind of a trance. You're hypnotized in a way, but mostly like your subconscious, it just takes over. So I wonder when you're saying that, when you get hypnotized for success, you're just like, you're just telling your subconscious, like you will be successful. You will be successful. And your subconscious, like your deep down soul, like,

is hypnotized but you come out of it and you're just like nice i was hypnotized for success i believe in it now i believe that i'm gonna be successful and it probably didn't really change much besides for the fact of like somebody just told you and you were like nice i trust them and now i'm good dude it almost you could sum it down to it didn't change a thing but your attitude and your outlook on something

Which, after having Gavin here, holy shit. CJ and I have said it to each other, but we're like, we're going to try to be more like Gavin. Yeah. And not be more... I don't want to copy him. Because he is incredibly unique, and you can't be like him. But just his good attitude and the energy he brings to people. Yeah. He's a positive person to have around. And he's nice to everyone, and he...

Has, like, no ego. I don't know. I just liked a lot of his traits. And I think if everyone could adapt a little bit of his traits, whether it's, you know, being nice to people, having a positive attitude, liking three-wheelers, the world would be a better place. I think so, too. When we were working on the three-wheelers and, like, everything was going wrong, I remember Gavin was sitting there and our mechanic buddy was like, well, here's the issues and this and that and just, like...

basically just saying like how much of a pain in the ass it was going to be. And Gavin was like, ha ha. Yup. Yup. Yup. This is going to be fun. This is going to be fun. And I look up at him. This is going to be a fun one. What do you like? Like what's going to be a fun one? He goes,

Making this work, baby. This is going to be a task. And I was like, damn. That kind of fired me up right there, Gav. That's what I mean. That's so good. No, I have no idea. Dude, you guys. You can get jelly beans. I've seen them because of. Does the Easter Bunny bring those? What's that? The Easter Bunny?

I don't believe in the Easter Bunny. You don't? No. What? Yeah, man. Who brings you your eggs? Man, ever since I stopped getting chocolate eggs, I just stopped believing. What about Santa? No, I still believe in him. I get presents. I was going to say. You're close. I was going to say. I'm trying to picture what that would be like of you and her getting divorced, and then you find out that your brother is married to you. Yeah, were you mad? Hitching up with him? I've already asked you this before. No, but I did hear something this morning. Yeah, this morning.

This morning, I think, when I talked to my niece, you should visit with her sometime. She'd clue you in a lot of stuff. She said her mom just died here a couple months ago, and she said one of the things my mom always told me, if she remembers you talking to me, is when Ken, my brother, married my wife, I said, what in the fuck is wrong with him? And she...

Her mother is 92, and she can still remember the day I said that, which was a good point at the time. And then after he married her, I would say, I'm glad he's married to her instead of me. So that was it. Yeah, that's what he always would say. I was just happy that he was married to her instead of me. They'd always ask me, you know, what's that like? I mean, seeing your brother with, you know, your...

fine with me i mean at least it's not me so but uh yeah so i didn't want to buy a sir on from like a dealer they're like 4 500 bucks you know they get them shipped over from china but probably a bunch of them and i didn't want to spend that much so i was like i'll just go on alibaba which i'm somewhat familiar with and i there's a whole bunch of vendors and i picked one and i was like i just want to buy one and then if the one is good comes to my door and it checks out and it's real

Then I'll buy like five or six more for the whole crew. So they're advertising them as...

Real surrounds not an alibaba version of a surround like not a knockoff. They're advertising as real Yep, and I made that very clear in the in the messages. I was like just making sure this is real I wanted to be real because i've heard of people getting not real ones and nobody wants to pay Half price for a not real one Yeah, so I got it going and I like tried to have all my checks and just made sure it was real made sure the battery was authentic panasonic and then why they said two grand for the bike and

500 for shipping. Shipping is 10 days. Oh man, 10 days. That's awesome. Perfect. Wire them the money. They ship it. Okay, cool. And then after about a month, I'm like, hey, and they're like, you got to check with a shipping company. It's in customs in Mexico. Mexico now? So it went from? Like it went from China to Mexico. I'm like, why didn't it just go to a port in the United States? So you don't want your stuff to be in customs in Mexico because they can do whatever they want.

And so that's kind of where it started. I was like, well, why is this not shipping? And they're like, you need to pay customs. Okay, that makes sense. So I hit them up and they're like, yeah, here's, and it's like fee, fee, fee, fee, charge, charge, charge, charge, charge to 990 bucks to clear it from customs. 990? Oh, shit, man. Okay. I just paid 500 bucks to ship this thing on top of the two grand.

So I'm already $3,500 in if I decide to pay this. I'm just still trying to feel this out. Okay, you can cash app or Venmo. So now they're taking you out of like a legit form of... No, I could have still wired it if I wanted. But even so, it's not through Alibaba or anything like that. No, this is to the shipping company now. And so I still toyed with the idea for a while and messaged the vendor back and forth. I'm just like, I think if I just pay this customs charge, they'll send it. And then I paid...

this Venmo to just like a random dude. And yeah. And then, uh, then they were like, sweet. Send the receipt. I did. And then they were like, cool. Now do you want to pay the customs charge for the other 10? And I'm like, what? And they're like, yeah, 9,900 for the other 10. There's 11 total in the shipment. And I'm like, what? I ordered one. I ordered one.

Can you just ship it? No, this shipment has 11. So if you want to pay customs for the rest, then we'll ship it. But when they say, do you want to, could you just be like, no, I just want my one bike? Then that's what I said. And then they were like, okay, well, the shipment's 11. So still backing forth with them on that. And then I'm like, why is there 11? 11 Surons?

I wanted one. So I go to the vendor and I'm just like, hey, why is there 11? And they're like, oh, well, we normally don't just ship one. We normally... Like, I could read the messages, but...

Essentially what they said. We don't normally just ship one. We usually ship 11. To who though? That's what I'm like. Who do they ship the 11 to? Yeah, they're like, we usually only do bulk shipment. You sure you're not getting hustled? No, I'm not sure at all. That's the whole point of this. All right. So if you pay the shipping then for the other 10, do you get them for free? Probably not. Are they shipping 11 to you then? Yeah.

Or are you just releasing the one and then they're like, sweet, thanks for paying for all of them. You lost me at Venmoing for the customs. That shit ain't coming. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's where I usually... I don't know if that's a normal... No, no.

Is that normal, Ken? Like, when you're Venmoing for customs, that shit ain't coming, dude. That's what I mean. They gave me, like, their wire information, but I just didn't want to call my bank and start a whole wire. And since it was under $1,000, I just did it on Venmo. But who was the wire? Can you Venmo, like...

Was it the shipping company or was it like I've made customs payment for us when we have stuff come across and it will be like two United States customs. Like it's a payment to them. Yeah, definitely was not that. Okay, so it's a payment to Joe Schmo? Yeah, pretty much. So you've enrolled Pedro in Mexico and-

And nothing's happening. Okay, so you Venmo'd the mob, basically. Yeah, and that is where I lose most people with it because that is where I fucked up. However, then that's why it got juicier. So it could just be like, yeah, I got scammed. Like, so stupid. Like, I'm not getting my bike. But then they interject this 11. And so I asked the shipping company to send me a picture of it. And they're like, normally we don't send pictures of our shipment. But they sent me some grainy-ass picture of a bunch of Surround boxes.

That's it. That's all I got. I asked for more. That's all I got. So I'm like, okay, if I release this, will they all be shipped to my house? And they're like, yeah, it's like, this is your shipment. Okay. And then I was like, well, if these end up at my house or at the shop, I'm

They're mine. But I still can't take a risk on, they came up with like $7,500 to release it all. I'm not going to take that risk. However, then the vendor says, pay the customs charges, the bikes will get to you, and then we'll negotiate a price, a discounted price for the bikes. Oh,

And I'm like, what do you mean? I'd be like, yeah, the negotiation is now they are mine. No kidding. That'd be us. That'd be like us sending somebody five shirts. And then as soon as they get them being like, sweet, you can pay for the other four then. Yeah, pretty much. And whack exactly like that. And then they'd be like, well, I just ordered the one. And then we're like, well, you probably order more later though. So you paid for the shipping on all of them. That makes like no sense. So I don't know anything.

Are you paying for this with your own money or company money? You take a guess. Company money? No. Thank God. You guessed wrong. Mike, let me see the Venmo.

I want to see what that... It's pretty funny. Yeah, so your transactions, the first transaction, was that made through Alibaba? That was a wire transfer. Have all the receipts, but if it's not through Alibaba, if the invoice is not paid through Alibaba, which they usually try not to do, it's not protected. Yeah, that's why people always try to get me into WhatsApp and all this other stuff, but then you're not protected. So there is a slight little bit of protection doing it through the app.

Oh my gosh. His name's Jason Lawrence and it's just a big Mexican dude in a tuxedo. At least he's wearing a tuxedo. He's got class. I love that picture. Looks like he's like, okay, Jason. Wait, Mike, why did you Venmo him and say, who the hell is Jason Lawrence? That was my memo. I just said, who the hell is Jason Lawrence? All right, so Jason Lawrence who received the Venmo for $990 from Micah. Here are his last Venmo.

Transactions. Cindy Lawrence paid him for breakfast on October 9th. Okay. Cindy Lawrence paid him for prescription meds on September 30th. Cindy Lawrence also paid him September 28th for groceries. You ain't getting that money back. Car tags, new kitty supplies, pet supplies and food, dinner, Disney chores, chores, chores. I'm sure his Venmo is hooked up with customs, though. Yeah, he fucking...

Ask Siri and goes, what do people do on Venmo? Dude, I think... Yeah, no, I'm definitely not getting the money back, but I guess at the end of the day, it's still up to the shipping company because they took... There is no shipping company. It's Jason Lawrence, who is a fucking idiot. You got scammed. Hold up, Mike. Who did you pay the original $2,000 to? To...

Hearsale.inc, which is the vendor of the Suron. Okay. Hearsale.inc. They all have weird names, so that's fine. Yo, we should get CoffeeZilla involved in this one. Have we...

Ever had any of our shipments be held in customs in Mexico? No, they always go direct to the U.S. Right. Because I thought and when you get the message, it's like it is stamped like U.S. Customs and Border Patrol. Like it's a legit document that you fill in all the stuff from the company there, your company here. Like it's a pretty legit transaction.

My concern, I mean, I feel bad that you lost the $900 to Jason Lawrence, but I hope that you can get the $2,500 that you paid to Hearsale Inc. back. I hope there's enough money.

you know, data there that you're able to retract that wire. Yeah. At this point, that would be great because I mean, otherwise that's a, that's a $3,500 thing. That's a surround. So Mike, what did Jason Lawrence say to convince you to just bed? Mom him a thousand bucks. I have actually never spoken with Jason Lawrence. Well,

What was the transaction or what was like the communication between you and somebody that was like, yes, you just Venmo Jason Lawrence 990 bucks and he will hand deliver it. He'll take care of it. It was basically me just asking if I can pay through Venmo because they said cash app. I'm like, well, I don't use, no one uses cash app. Dude, you know they were sitting in some little. They were stoked. They were sitting somewhere and they go, this guy's dumber than we thought.

than we thought. And they high-fived. Yes. Quick, go make a Venmo. I'll be Cindy. You be whatever, the other guy. I don't think it matters whether it's a real Venmo or not. That's what I mean. It is. So I did just look. It is impossible to cancel or retract a wire fund once the funds have left your account. Oh, yeah. I was like, I already knew that. Like, that's pretty cut and dry information. Well, Mike, if it makes you feel any better, I lost $2,500 in Vegas.

And you lost just a little bit more than that on a Saron. Yeah. So life kicks you in the nuts sometimes. My parents were gone, so I'd snuck out. I believe Micah and I were hanging out. And it ended up ice storming. You know when it rains in the winter, it gets really icy. Yeah.

And I was driving home at like 3.30 a.m. And it was so icy, I couldn't make it up the turn to my turn left. You kind of have to go up a little bank.

So I was sitting on the side of the road, like kind of trying to figure out what to do, how to get up to my corner or make my turn. What were you in? TC? In my TC. That thing could barely drive on dry roads. Exactly. And so I'm sitting there and I see these headlights coming up behind me and I go, okay, I'm not going to do anything right now. I'm going to wait it out. So, you know, he goes by me and that's, everything's good.

Buddy comes by me. Obviously, same thing happens. Tail end of this Duramax slides down and side swipes me right on the side of the road. And then the guy just floors it and takes off. He's probably all hambony leaving the roadhouse. Yeah, like 3.30. So he was. We figured out. 3.30 in the morning? 3.30 in the morning. I was just a young, dumb kid. I remember this now. You sent pictures. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm like, oh, my God. I just got hit. Couldn't chase him down because my car wouldn't hardly move, you know? Yeah. So anyway, we're just like, oh, man.

man, what are we going to do? You know, I call my parents, they're pissed. Cause I snuck out like this whole ordeal. And I kind of remembered, I was like, all right, it was a white truck with like a black toolbox in the back. You know, there's like 17 people that live around here. So I go drive by the roadhouse the next morning. There he is 11 AM sitting at the roadhouse, big scratch down the side of his truck. Was he working or drinking? Drinking. Wow. Well, hold on. Mate,

Maybe he brought his truck back there in case the little rat that he hit the night before was going to come and claim that he was on the road. And he was going to say, nope, my truck never left the parking lot. Well, maybe he could have been smarter and like talked his way out of it. But anyway, we brought it up and he was like drunk. And so the guy admitted he was like, yeah, I don't remember driving home last night. I don't.

Hit you. Oh, no shit. Worst part is it was his buddy's truck. His buddy was working in the oil fields and he went, I'm going to look cool for this chick that he was taking out. So he borrowed his buddy's truck without asking. Oh my God. Banged it all up. Had to pay for my new door. Oh, so you just paid in cash or? Yeah, we, he ended up being like, you know, this is a bad, bad situation. So we worked it out for him. Does he still live around here?

I guess I don't know what he drives now. Who is it? I'd like to maybe tell me off camera. I don't know. I literally don't know his name. I was pretty young. It wasn't the guy that came to our shop and did the burnout. Dr. Phil? Yeah. I don't think it was Dr. Phil. Could have been his friend, though.

Could have been. Because it was like a similar truck to that, wasn't it? But yeah, anyway. Man, I bet you were rattled. So I can say I've gotten hit by a drunk driver. I was super rattled. Dude, getting sideswiped and then they dip. Take off. Because I was sitting, like I saw the headlights and then I kind of just like went down on my phone and wasn't paying attention. Then all of a sudden it was like crash noises. Tom Brady kisses his kids though and that's always rubbed me the wrong way. Why? Because you wish. Like on the lips? Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Maybe like the forehead or the cheek side. Yeah, not on the lips. Like a little hug. That's fine. But like, come here, son. Lay in a fat one on him. That ain't it. No. He took a really weird picture. What are you thinking right now? I don't even want to say it.

He took like an Instagram story, and it was like his son was sitting on his lap, but they were like straddling. Like how you and Nikki would straddle at the beach. Like you're sitting behind her, and she's sitting in front like laying down in between your legs. Did he have a boner like I would? I don't know. I didn't ask him. That was a little weird. No, but it is kind of weird. We had a video that we did like a couple years ago, and we went out into Utah, and

and spent a night in the back country with the Godfrey's. And we went to like this

tp there was like already kind of like a lean-to made in the mountain and we spent the entire day not snowmobiling just building our stuff for the night we had food we had drinks we had everything it was super super fun the one of the cooler experiences watching the sun set and the sunrise but sleeping in a sleeping bag with all my warm clothes all the stuff in the snow cave i'd spent six hours digging

and it was still brutal. And I think about spending a night after riding all day like we did today where you're sopping wet and you're tired and you're hungry and all you want is a cheeseburger and having to spend a night out there would be awful.

It's good fuel to get home. You're sitting in front of the fire literally drying your socks. My will to survive or my will to conquer is way stronger than my will to just like, okay, we're staying the night. Until I'm bleeding out my eyeballs and my fingertips are wore off, I am scratching and clawing my way out of anything or everything that I can. Yeah, it's that fight or flight. I just...

grit man you can't teach grit I just I grew up in that sort of scenario you know like you Canadians are built different grew up in a logging family and it was just like when stuff breaks down on the log equipment you do everything you can to get it fixed because every every minute you lose is a hundred dollars or you know I mean and I feel like that's carried into my career whether it's competing or just like

riding natural terrain or just you know even when i'm like going for a ride and we're out in the trees i'm like i'm intentionally trying to punish myself like i think i get my snowmobile through that little like spot right there and then i'll get just wedged in there like well i guess that didn't work yeah dude we i mean we say that all the time when everything goes wrong that you can't even imagine going wrong

uh, there's always some kind of way to fix it or make the show continue to go on. Totally. Cause like, I mean, we figured it out on like all of our weird contraption vehicles. Like we don't really show the, the process of them breaking in the videos just to keep them moving. But like, it's always such a disaster. And, uh,

we don't have any time to just be like, oh, well, we can't do it. Like, we have to post on Thursday and we always figure out how to figure it out. Yeah. Separated. So there is something to be said about that. Like, being a problem solver for anything. 100%. And just like, and just figuring it out. The will to conquer. Yeah. Like, I feel like that's just something that it just gets ground with you. Yeah. It's like, you just take, you just keep taking the beating, you know?

and come out the other side it's like that that sort of like fulfillment is what i'm after like all the time i just love that feeling of like the satisfaction of just being absolutely ground down to nothing and then coming out the other side and just like high-fiving your buddy or like your group and be like man that was absolutely gnarly and we're like back at the trucks you know yeah what does david call it it's tight type two fun

Type two fun. Type two fun. It's when you're having a bad time, but you're with your buddies. And then afterwards, it's going to be really fun to talk about. But in the moment, you're... Yeah, exactly. Type two fun. I go with like the Tyler Bierman quote. The Tyler Bierman quote. Like that dude is gnarly on a dirt bike, but he's like, he's always just like, team never quit. You know, like... It's true. All those top level moto dudes just get punished with injuries. And it's like, it's so cool to watch them come back and like...

and rebuild and come back better you know it's like I try and keep that mentality in my brain you see me in my vlogs where I'll be like I'll be so buggered up and just like everything that I've got every ounce of energy to like not be stuck come out the other side like oh

So glad I never quit because if I quit, it's concreted in and I'm going to be there for hours. I remember one time when I was riding with you, Grandpa, it was me, you, and Grandma, and there was a guy at the grocery. We were driving past the grocery store and this guy was getting arrested and you pulled over and we watched. Like we pulled over, parked, and watched. Like, oh, you want to watch? And we pulled over.

Oh, yeah. Most grandparents take him to the zoo or something like that. They're like, oh, don't turn the other way. Oh, yeah, that's cool. Watch. He pulled in. Yeah, learn not to get arrested. That's true. Exactly right. Yeah, that's the underlying message, not the entertainment factor. Yeah. I think you were laughing during it. You're like, ha, ha, ha. Yeah. Yeah.

I've had some great experiences with all these guys, all my grandkids, a lot of people. But you've got to live wide open is perfect. That's what you've got to do. Absolutely. Help people do things and whatever. I always say it, but I really hope that by the time I'm your age, I've lived a life like you, and I'm still...

Have energy like you. Maybe I shouldn't say lived a life like you, but just had a very fun life like you. That's what you've had. You can tell you're getting his head in hockey, can't you? By the way you talk. But, like, you're in such good... You're in good condition and, like, you just...

You can do a lot of stuff that most people 10 years younger than you can't even do. Well, that's your fault. It's true. Dude, one time I was skiing. I was like a little kid, and I didn't want to go inside when I was skiing, so I just pissed my pants. Really? Yeah. Rental boots. All day? Yeah, all fucking day. All day? Yeah. What? What?

I mean, I was like a little kid, like a little, little kid. You just pissed your pants. How little could you have been? 15. I don't know, probably like four or five. No way. Yeah. Ev, I hate to go this direction. Oh, no. I hate to go this direction with the podcast, which it seems like they normally do. But the other day, I heard the beginning of a story of you getting your nuts cut open.

What? Yeah, that happened. And I said, tell me no more. Tell me no more. I got to wait until I hear from Evan on the podcast. So I've been waiting for this moment. What's the story? Okay, so funny enough, actually. This is where the pods always go. I was in sixth grade when that happened. That was a hell of a year. It was a tough year. I went deaf and blew my nuts apart. Oh, shit. Okay. Yes. So when we were kids, we were...

We had a bike jump. We were jumping off of like a flatbed skid steer trailer over a little creek. So it was maybe two or three feet tall, and we were just jumping out five feet to get over this creek. It was kind of muddy where we were landing, and my buddy had my bike, so I was just going to run and jump with my feet over the creek up onto the trailer rather than off the trailer over the creek. So I just came running in full bore and jumped.

and uh i wasn't gonna make it so i thought if i got one foot up on the trailer i could pull myself up and that foot that got on the trailer was just covered in mud and it just slid so i basically yeah just ran at a full sprint and just jumped did the splits like a 90 degree steel edge you know like the the thin metal on the back of a flatbed trailer yeah i mean just yeah 90 degree angle it's like the edge of this table okay um

So right away when it happened, I got just like a normal nut shot where you kind of get an upset stomach. You kind of get a hot flash, whatever, and...

I just thought maybe I was okay, like walk it off or whatever. And my upset stomach wasn't going away after a few minutes. So I'm like, wow, I'm just going to go to the bathroom. I might need to take a poop. Maybe that'll make my stomach feel better. You're not six years old. No, sixth grade. I was like 13, 12 or however old you are then. So I, and then, you know, but evaluate myself mainly. I just was going to go do it in private and,

Go get in the bathroom. And a relevant part of the story, by walking in the bathroom and the toilet just happens to be flooded to the brim. And it's like, not what I need, but it's just, that doesn't matter. Did you do some damage earlier? No, that was somebody else. It wasn't me.

Go in there until it's already blown out. I knew they should come back to bite me in the ass. So just try to ignore that. As soon as I start to pull my pants down, or my underwear down, I notice there is blood. There's a bunch of blood. Sorry. So I'm like, oh my God. This is what I'm talking about. British Columbia. Sorry, sorry, sorry. No, no. So...

I know there's blood everywhere. So like basically just kind of grab my sack and start like starting to look down and there's like a little scratch or a scuff on top. A little blood. Yeah, it was just like a little abrasion. I don't really know what it was from, but I'm like, oh, this.

This is manageable, right? All right. I hate to cut you off, but you're just getting a little too detailed knowing that you're like 16 or 13 years old. For the sake of the story, Evan is now 18 years old. Oh, yeah, yeah. I was 20 years old. All right, carry on. Anyway, but either way, I thought I found where the blood was coming from real quick. No big deal.

Actually like was just gonna rock with it and then something just didn't feel right and I just like stuck my hand down further and I just felt like

Like an open wound Which turned out to be like Six stitches I believe But yeah And then I checked again Found out that it was bad Had to like go tell my parents So we're at kind of like a barbecue With a bunch of family friends and stuff And I like pulled my dad aside I was like hey look at this I think it's bad He's like oh my god Get your mother You're going to the hospital Dad I blew my balls out But I think they're fine I think everything works like they're

They're supposed to now. Dude, honestly, almost the most pain, though, was I waited too long to get the stitches out. So there was a couple that were kind of grown in. And I could just... The doctor with the tweezers, he's pulling on that stitch. It's just stretching. You got your legs out there. Before it finally, like, snaps out. Like, it's just...

It was like if you were just plucking a pubo, but then it's like ultra attached. Just stretch from here to here. But it's not the zip tie. You're fucking way out. So this might be too graphic. I don't know. But was like the slice bad enough where like a nut could have just fallen out? Nah.

See, and that's what's weird. I think there might be like layers of stuff. And honestly, I think it might have been a tear. Like one ball went both ways potentially. I don't know. I don't honestly know because, I mean, could you get truly cut? It's not that sharp of an edge. It's like through my jeans and all my clothes. I kind of think it was a tear. That doesn't make it sound any less painful, to be honest. Yeah.

That was painful. I can't imagine if Ken would have suffered that trauma. Dude, he's got a big target. We've never seen this type of blood loss. He's way more probable for a nut shot.

He's at way higher risk. Dude, so do you ever get upset that frat boys from the States take your lingo? Because I think your lingo is pure. I guess I'm kind of throwing it back to how everyone thinks you're funny. But I think frat boys and whatever, they talk like how Canadians actually talk. I think it was the Nelk Boys wave. What?

Like, kind of transitioning. Yeah, for sure. You could think, like, Steve's from, like, Canada. Does that kind of piss you off that, like, all these frat boys are talking like that? Oh, it's like a sense of... What's the word, Ryan? Ryan's my word guy. Oh, you're a thesaurus. Like...

Like pride? Flattery. Yeah. Like flattery? Yeah, I guess so. I would say that, yeah. I think Canadians aren't funny, man. Like American comedy, American movies, American commercials are way more funny than Canadian ones. Do you guys even have like TV and stuff up here? Yeah, we do. So what's like... What's your... Kevin from Tuck Tuck might not on the freaking article. He should leave that TV. Yeah.

What's like your third world country up here? You Canadians. Pretty low risk. That was a guaranteed crash. Yeah, you've done some gnarly shit. You really have. I mean, it's definitely gotten to a point where, dude, there's no arguing the fact like we've done some crazy shit. Yeah. Yeah. Some shit that deserves respect. I was thinking that. So many things. Who else on YouTube has like a catalog like ours where you can scroll through and be like, holy shit. I just.

I just, none, none. No, there's no way. Yeah. Cause I mean, it's week to week to week to week to week. Yeah.

Back to back. That one Russian guy. Yeah. Dude, I saw one today of him. Yeah, he tried to jump between two buildings. Yeah, but with like a 10-yard run-up. Yeah, and a bouncy suspension. And a shitty-ass car, yeah. I got to just pop that. He wasn't even wearing a helmet, bro. He wasn't? No, he just crawls out. Like the car is literally ripped in half damn near, and he just crawls out the windshield. He's like, run, run, run.

Dude, that was the most gnarly thing I've ever seen. Not only did he crash into a building at 15 miles an hour, he then fell four large stories to the ground. How is that guy okay? He does that all the time. He was in a hospital for a while. He was hospitalized because he broke his back or something.

No shit. Yeah. And he's just right back to it. He's fine. The thing about everything that he does, it seems like almost half of it is like the purpose is to fail. I know.

I don't know. The one where he broke his back, he jumped into the ice. Yeah, he jumped a car. The ice one, he was all right. He tried to do this huge gap. Into a river. That's right. Across a river. Across a river, and he didn't even come close. Okay, look at how gnarly this is. Maybe it's when he doesn't come close. That's where I was like, are these buildings abandoned, or is this what it looks like in Russia? God damn. That is violent.

And then here I'll go to the next. Just the building crashed with violin. Look at this shit, dude. That's what I mean. It crushed the whole windshield. Look at this run up. Like, dude, the homie's filming. Gotta be like. I know how. Look, he crawls right out. He's out. No helmet. Dude, Russians are built different. They're cheering.

He was running away from the pain there for sure. But I mean, I know how I felt watching Micah crash. And compared to that, that was like taking a spill on a tricycle. But I mean, I know how I felt watching that in the like sick to my stomach feeling in my gut and in my core. I was like, this was awful. So I can't. This is that's too much. Let me see some other accolades of this guy. What else is he? Oh, this one's pretty crazy. And he's driving a Miata.

I don't think the point is to fail. I think it's like he has to either make it or he dies. Exactly. I think they purposely fail. He couldn't even get someone with a camera moving. He had to set that shit up on a tripod. Like, same here. He has a bunch of those just jumping over. That guy's built insane. Yeah, he's built different. Let me see the yellow car one. The sad thing, he's only getting 55K likes on these things, bro. That was close, dude.

The other wild thing about him, unless he's hurt, he's pretty consistent on putting content out. Yeah. This is when he broke his back. Yep. Yep. Yeah, he goes to just flat. Like that is an hour. How would that have gone better? Yeah, no, it's broken back. I mean, hopefully making it, but still. He did make it. Kind of. Watch the ice one. I know what you're saying, Ben, as there's no easy landing to entry as far as like.

Like that! You're still just head-on colliding. That's a good example. Who do you find to drive the other car? I know. And I love how the bracing was just a 2x6 strapped to the roof. Those fucking old Russian cars that just... This one's crazy too. Yeah.

Oh, my gosh. He's got 333,000 views. This literally looks like he's trying to kill himself and fail. He doesn't have that many videos because I'm sure they all get taken down. Yeah, that's what it is. That is what it looks like, Ken. That's the best way to put it. He's just... I remember hearing about this at the time it happened. It was like, yeah, Ben's all scun up because you got beat up at recess.

Yeah, it was at recess. Yeah, I remember it. I don't really remember the context. What'd you do to, like, why would he go after you? I don't know. I'm trying to think of that. You were probably running your mouth. You were really small. Ben was really, really small. I could have been running my mouth. But that doesn't sound like something I would do. I could see it.

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