Freddie Gibbs | Club Random w/Bill Maher
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LinkedIn, the place to be, to be. I can't believe you invited me on here. I was like, what the fuck? I didn't... Oh, no. I... That's crazy. Wanting to talk to you for a long time. You know, I know you're from Gary. Gary the animal. And I once crashed there. What? You spent the night in Gary? No. My plane crashed. Your plane crashed? No. In the Gary airport? Well, it was supposed to land in Chicago. Uh-huh. And there was this...

electrical storm. Yeah. Like, have you ever been in that where you're like, especially in the Midwest, you must see it all the time where like everywhere you look there's lightning. Yeah, hell yeah, hell yeah. And I remember hearing the pilot say, we got to get this plane on the ground. And you landed in fucking Gary? Yes. Shit, you, I mean, motherfucker, you...

I know, it's like the beginning of a flood of a movie. If you would have told me you landed in hell, I would have believed you. Goddamn. You landed in fucking Gary, man. So let me ask you this. Did niggas take the rims off the plane? Did they keep the wheel? Because I ain't seen no airplane come through the hood. Y'all must have kept the plane because we would have stole that motherfucker. Can I tell you something? Yeah. I can't even hear that word. I'll get in trouble just for being in the same room. What, for a nigga? Yeah.

Oh, you my nigga, Bill. You good, dog. X-nay. Thank you. You in here with the nigga representative, so it's all good. I could do all of that. That's right. You can. You know? All right. No Joe Rogan shit. It's all good. No Joe Rogan shit, baby. That's funny. It's all good. What do you think of him? I love Joe Rogan. Yeah. I wouldn't fight that nigga in no karate match because he's big as fuck. When I met him, I said, you look like a little bitty...

fucking armored tank. You look like you can whoop some ass. And he told me about his fighting history. Well, he takes it seriously. He really does. And I fuck with him with that, man. I love Joe for that. You know what I mean? But I don't like him doing the nigga compilation. But, you know, I don't think Joe a racist, though. I'm going to keep it real. I don't think he a racist, man. You know, really, man, I don't give a fuck what a motherfucker say when they go home. I don't give a fuck. I mean, that really, most of it was, um, time is not to excuse it, but... Oh, shit.

My bad. Siri. Damn, bitch. My bad. How the fuck you buddy it on a conversation? Look at you. You're fucking millennials. You cannot spend one second without your magic light box. I had to turn that shit off, man, because it'd be too many hoes calling me, man. I told all my hoes I'm coming to Bill Maher.

And they was like, for real? Some of my hoes probably already been here. Fuck a wheel. Wait, now, Freddie, are we still using hoe? Is that? We're using hoe, bitch, nigga, everything. No, but I mean, if we're post-Me Too movement, are we still saying hoe? Man, this is the Me Three movement. Fuck them hoes. They always was hoes. And then you do the Me Too movement. Wait, wait. What is it? The Me Three movement? Me Three. A bitch touched me before. Is that a threesome joke?

Oh, it could be. I like threesomes. You know what I'm saying? My girl just showed me a bitch on the phone right now that she want me to fuck when I come to Texas. I'm going to go knock that shit down, too. I love this. You're so throwback to politically incorrect days.

Right. What can they do to you? I grew up on Bill Maher. That's why I'm fucked up. I'm a fucked up kid. And do you have a bitterness toward your parents for abusing you when you're a child? I love them niggas. They're cool. My mom was...

is a retired mail carrier. She delivered mail. That's where I get my ground from. That's where I get my hustle from. My mom's a hustler. My dad... Like Janet Jackson in that movie. Yeah. Poetic Justice. Nah, hell nah. Tupac was the mailman. Janet Jackson was the bitch getting the ride.

from the motherfucking mailman. Wait, no, no, no. I'm giving you a ride. Are you talking shit? What the fuck? No, no, no. I think Janet Jackson worked for the post office. No, Tupac worked for the post office. Janet Jackson was a hairdresser, and they got a ride from Tupac at the mail truck. First of all, bitch, get on the Greyhound. What the fuck we doing riding a mail truck?

Up to Oakland. And who was your friend in the movie? That was Regina King. Regina King. The legendary Regina King. That's like, if God was like black in a woman, which he might be, it would be Regina King. She is so, I love her. I've been watching her since 227. I've been admiring her for a while. If we're really going to have to believe in God...

certainly that whatever it is cannot be in any specific form of gender or race. Certainly if you're God. I was just giving praise to Regina. I know, but it's all like, God's a Filipino. He could be. He could be a Filipino nigga. He could not be. He could not be anything specific. Man, last Halloween, I seen a Filipino nigga dressed up as Jesus. I said, you Filipino Jesus.

You know what I'm saying? So Jesus could be all kind of colors and stuff, or God, or whatever you want to call him. Buddha? I don't know. It could have been Rob Schneider. It could have been Rob Schneider. Dude's big load is both of them. I love that movie, man. Yes. I want to live that out. I love Rob Schneider. There is a dolphin costume in that corner there. You see that? Yeah, I do. You see there's a dolphin there? Why do you have that? Hey!

I know you into some freaking shit. Okay, Flipper. No, that's, it involves Rob Schneider. That full-length dolphin costume is one I used on an episode of Politically Incorrect. It was a sketch. Do you remember Elian Gonzalez?

He was a Cuban boy. The little nigga, the refugee that was trying to get over there. He was trying to get that nigga to save Elion. Where is he at? Is he in Miami or something? No, he went back to Cuba. Anyway, for people that don't remember. Elion in Miami sells dope somewhere. This is the year 2000. How old were you in 2000? I was, oh, shit, 50.

17, 18 years. Okay, you're 17, but you could have heard about this. Elian Gonzalez, a cube, of course, still run by the Castros, and not a great place, certainly a lot of poverty. So his mother, like many Cubans, wanted to get to America, took a life raft or a

tire or something with the boy. Damn. She died on the trip over and so he washed up on the shores of Miami and was taken in by a family there, relatives. And they wanted to get him out of there. Well, it became a political thing. It was one of the first issues that, oh, why do we have to be political about this?

the Republicans were like, he's on American soil and America's the greatest country ever, so we must keep him. He's like a puppy we found. And the Democrats were like, no, he should go back to his family. And that really was the right answer. What happened to this dreamer shit they was talking about? They didn't have that at the end. Oh, no, no.

This is way before that. This was just one kid. I went on a date last night with a bitch that was a dreamer. She was like, you know, I'm from a, you know, I ain't gonna say what country you from, but she came over here and she dreamed her way into this motherfucker. And I was like, damn, you here? It's just crazy, bitch. How do you just have a dream? I mean, Martin Luther King had a dream for niggas and we still ain't got shit. Well...

That's not very nice to the people who have achieved a lot. Achieved what? Through dreaming? Go getting over here? Look, I'm with everybody that make it to this country to make it. I want to finish telling you why the dolphin costume. Oh, yeah, we left off of that, my bad. We got to talk about Elliot. Back to Elliot and Gonzales. Okay, so when this was the big story in the news, we did a sketch where Rob Schneider played Elliot and Gonzales.

because he looked like he could be a diminutive Cuban boy. Oh, man, that's so racist. I was the dolphin he rode in on from Cuba. I

That's fucked up on so many levels and I love it. And like, if I didn't actually have that fucking thing over there, I would not even believe myself telling that story that that actually happened. That's fucking crazy, man. And I did that. Shout out to anybody that come to America, you know what I mean? Absolutely. And get over here because, you know, my niggas, we had no choice. They brought us. You feel me? We got a first class ticket to this motherfucker. Yes. So, you know, I understand people trying to come over here and make their life better and shit. We didn't really have a choice. Disenfranchised, so...

Were you trying to make me feel bad? A little bit. You know, I didn't do it. I didn't do it and you didn't experience it anyway. But true, true, true dad. By the way, true dad, when I started real time, the show I'm still doing in 2003, I wanted to call it... Was that a flex or what?

That was a big fucking flex. You talk about the show I'm still doing since 2003. Goddamn, Bill, it's a lot of motherfucking shows get cut off. And I did the other one for nine years before that. I only had six months off in between. I've been on for almost 30 years straight. That's why you're sitting on 10 acres in this motherfucker. Well, not 10 acres, but I certainly got this underground bunker. But anyway, I wanted to call the show, and maybe this would not have aged well.

But I wanted to call it not real time. I wanted to call it keeping it real. Keeping it real. Which back then was a much, it's a little corny now. Keeping it real. Think back to 2003. It was not corny then. I swear to God. That probably worked in 99. Maybe in 03.

It wouldn't have worked either. Wow. You're monitoring it that closely to the year, huh? Yeah. It's got to... My sense of niggerism senses that that shit wouldn't have worked. Okay. All right. Then let's just say I dodged a bullet. You dodged it, yeah. I like this shit. I also suggested True Dat. That's a title for the show. Like True Detective. True Detective.

Well, yeah, but, so I guess they felt that. We should do my, so we do my podcast. Let's call that motherfucker a true nigga. Well, there you go with that. Starring Joe Rogan. Yeah.

The word that must never be spoken. It's good. I'm like your nigga safety valve. You know how Tom Brady jump off to the running back? You throw that motherfucker to me. When you feel like saying it, just look at me and I'll say it. Well, I mean, you joke, but actually, like Howard Stern's greatest decision ever in many ways because she is such a genius at what she does. To have a black co-host. Yes. Exactly. Because it indemnifies you to so much.

And it's a black woman, too, so that's even more great. So when she laughs at something he says, and, you know, look, he did, there was one really horrible thing that we saw him do, but, you know, he was younger, and I don't know, but it was just, he himself owns it. What did he do? He was a part-time. Well, that, too. That was fucked up. I love Howard, and I think he's a genius at what he does.

To have a black woman, yes. Because, and she's so, she's the most amazing co-host ever. I mean, of all the second bananas, you probably don't remember Ed McMahon, but people like that, Letterman had Paul Schaefer. No one has ever done it better than Robin. I think. Robin the shit. Like Howard, I mean, that is. She's a legend. So, like, yes. Can it always be a more honest conversation? Yes.

Because of that, yes. It actually can. It can. And that's why I'm giving you the big bucks.

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Now, you keep mentioning your... That's crazy to see a white dude with a bottle of 42. I usually just only see niggas in the club with it. Is this something African-Americans enjoy more than white people? There's some niggas love in the club.

African-Americans? I don't know. This is the best commentary on how ridiculous America is. Isn't it? Super ridiculous. It's super ridiculous. It's super ridiculous. I wouldn't want to live nowhere else. Yes, exactly. I don't want to live nowhere else. True that. True that. Hey, that's keeping it real. True that. You could be in Russia right now, Bill.

Oh, I'd be invading Ukraine. Oh, that'd be fucked up. Yeah. You care about that? Do I care? Yeah. Fuck no. Niggas got too many problems. I've been to Russia before. You've been to Russia? Yeah, I've been to Russia. Why were you there? What the fuck? Rapping? You think that's all niggas do is rap, Bill? No, I... Why couldn't I just be in Russia kicking it? No, I was there rapping. So it turned out I was right. Yeah, you were on tour.

You're applying your profession. Yeah, fucking around in Russia. They gave me an AK-47. You almost won the Grammy for best rap album. That's true. That's true. And I was going to go to that ceremony. No, you wasn't because they didn't have it. And I was going to go and I was going to stand up and I was going to take the mic and I was going to say, I'm going to let you finish. It was COVID-19. They didn't have one. But Freddie did the best rap album last year. I did. Maybe of all time. That's what I was going to say.

You think Alfredo's one of the best rap albums of all time? That's crazy. I do too. Wait till you hear my new album. It's called Triple S. Sold, sold separately. Now, how much... Oh, wow. Look at that ring. You like it? What is that? Super Bowl? Yeah.

No, I ain't Super Bowl. This is Super Holes. You know the story about Vladimir Putin? What about it? You want to take it off? No, I... Okay. It does make the story better. Vladimir Putin, I forget who, but he... But he took the Super Bowl ring. Yes. Yeah. He asked to see it and then took it. Yeah. Don't do that.

Wow. Can I ask what a thing like that costs? That's a lot of diamonds. It's a lot of diamonds. Now, you got to have them hit. Do you wear this to attract the hoes? Yeah, it's for the hoes. The hoes are like, I'm holding my blunt, I'm holding my drink. So this is a hoe attractor. Yeah, it's a super ho ring. Super ho. You got Super Bowl rings, a super ho ring.

And this is because hoes are attracted to shiny objects? Yeah, hoes are attracted to shiny objects. They definitely are, for sure. They definitely are. They go right to it. That's the only reason we wear it. So it sounds to me like you're single, militantly single. Would that be too much of a... I'm actually N.M.,

Non-monogamous. Non-monogamous. Yeah, I want them to add that shit to the LGBTQ letter so I can be a part of the LGBT community. I think I deserve a spot. That is priceless. I deserve a spot. I'm a part of the community. I fuck gay girls. You fuck gay girls? Yes. So why am I not a part of the community? No. I should be a part. I go to the parade and shit. I like rainbows.

So, listen to this story. Speaking of gay girls. You like gay girls too? I know you do. Well, I mean, I'm not a homosexual. If you fuck gay girls, I'm not a homosexual. No, that's what they say. The girls that are gay, if you fuck them, that means you're in the mix, right? This is too complicated. It is very complicated. It's like, you know,

Doesn't anyone just fuck anymore? You always have to be eating people and branding people. There's a lot of different ways of fucking nowadays. I know. You know what I'm saying? Anyway, listen to this. So this is, I think, 2001. Mm-hmm.

Suge Knight had just gotten out of prison. Oh, shit. So my friend, one of my closest friends is a rapper you may know, Christopher Kidd Reid from Kid and Play. Yeah, definitely. Okay, so Chris and I, legend, yes. So he was, you know, we were the, we just loved going, when I was a drinking person, we'd go out and drink a lot.

You're drinking right now. What the fuck are you drinking? Right, but I mean a lot. I'm barely drinking now. So we were at this club called Peanuts on Santa Monica Boulevard. And it was like sort of a half gay, but it was like, you know, hot chick, lesbian, but a lot of celebrities. It was a kind of a...

Halfway into after hours, but you had to be somebody to get in there. So we wanted to go this night. We heard, it's like crazy how I thought in those days, but we thought Suge Knight was going to be there and it was going to be a hot night.

It was definitely going to be a hot night. Right. So there was this, like, stage show going on, you know, kind of like, you know, burlesque-y kind of stuff. Not too raunchy, but... And I was looking, and this girl walks right in front of me, and I'm just like, excuse me, I was, you know... And she was, like, one of Suge's soldiers, and she was, like, a rough one, probably, like, one of his recruiters. And, like, I didn't... I was always kind of a...

I wouldn't say a truculent drunk, but like, if someone fucked with me, I didn't let it go. So like, we kind of, and then she's like, tells me who she is, and like we saw, I saw Shug at the bar. He was pouring from a bottle champagne into a girl's mouth. I was like, oh, this is not going to go well. And so like Chris, I said, look Chris, I think I may have insulted one of Shug's people. You fucked up, Bill. Yeah.

And he said, we got to get up out of here. I remember the word up in there. Yeah. That's good ebonics. You do that shit correct. So you got some nigga friends. And I said to him, no, I'm not going to look over my shoulder the rest of my life. Like, I want to squash this now or die tonight.

You know, I remember they had like the Dodger hat with the red on it. Yeah. That's when you know. Their bloods. Yes. Yes. And serious about it. Dodger blue is like very known. So to make it red is quite a statement. There's certain hats in L.A. you shouldn't wear. And that's one of them. Suge Knight said to me, I watched Politically Incorrect every night in prison. It really kept me going. I was like...

Once in a while. Thank you, Jesus. You know? You believed in God that day. When I need him. And he did my show like a week later. Hey, Suge's a great guy, man. I love Suge, man. What? Uh-huh.

But hasn't he done some bad things? Come on, Freddie. As an executive in the music industry, I look up to Shook. I mean, he's one of the... But didn't he hang people out windows? Maybe he did. He used a lot of... Drive over people with his car. Shook did a lot of shit.

You know what I mean? Maybe in the music industry. And he, you know, did a lot of intimidating things. But I looked at that and I mean, he crawled so we could walk. You know what I mean? Like, the fear and shit that he instilled in a lot of these executives, they don't fuck with us the same because they should. And you feel the same about Cosby? What the fuck are you talking about? Are you watching that documentary? I have. Well, what the fuck does Cosby... Well, I'm just saying, if you want to make that... That's what I'm saying. If you want to make that case that we forgive the sins because...

I mean, I was talking about this on one of our other podcasts. That documentary really reminded me, before we knew the bad Cosby, he was like...

Probably the biggest trailblazer for things, I mean, from like the late 60s. Yeah, especially the shit he did with black stuntmen because they was paint. Stuntmen. They was paint niggas black. I mean, paint white niggas black. That's crazy. Lots of stuff like that. Paint black, paint. And there's video of him like being really straightforward and honest. I mean, he used all the political power he had from being the star and being as beloved as he was, you know, by both races. He used that.

For really good causes. I mean, you can't take that away. But then he was also simultaneously being a monster. Yeah. I'll say the nigga was dropping Quaaludes in a bitch's drink. Yes. That's fucking America's dad, man. That's why it's just so crazy, man, to even see that shit. It's just like, goddamn. Looking at that doc, I was just like, fuck, listen to the stories. Especially the one with the girl who went to one of his fucking shows.

And then got raped or whatever. And then he called her the next day and was like, you got too drunk and you were just all over me. And then she went back the next day and the same shit happened again. I was just like, damn. Like, what the fuck, dog? She was just wild. I mean, this sort of harem lifestyle, right?

Is that an accurate way to call it? I feel like I'm Tom Snyder. Sir, if you have many women, would you call it a harem lifestyle? That sounds like my lifestyle. Not the Quaaludes. No, no, no. But you say, like, militantly non-monogamous. Yes. That's a good way to put it. And they... I don't believe in monogamy. I think that humans should be able to do whatever they want to do. Men and women. So I don't think that men should be tripping on women about, like, what they want to do either. And so this...

You said you had a date last night. Yeah, definitely. And remind me what you said she was? I think she's from the Dominican Republic. She's a dreamer. Oh, a dreamer. Yeah, she's one of them dreamers. She got over here in the program and got a citizenship. And how'd it go? The date or the dream? The dream was good for the bitch. Yeah.

The date was okay, too. And so you went out to the Cheesecake Factory? No, fuck no, Bill. Give me some credit. I'm a nigga, but goddamn, I'm a rich nigga now.

All right, you went out to fish. Damn, I ain't rich as you, but I got some paper, man. Sushi? No, I went to some nice shit in Beverly Hills and shit. The spot, you know what I'm saying? Oh, really? I've been taking pictures, too. Yeah, yeah, it's called, I'm going to recommend it. You probably went to it. You guys' spot called Olivette. You been there? They got good steaks. Calls where? Olivette. Me and Lambo. Lambo went with me one time. Olivette. No. They got good steaks. Oh, I didn't go out that much, and steaks, too hard to chew. Yeah.

You got to get the right ones. You're a rich nigga. You can get a good steak. You never know. I must say, when I've had steaks at home, you know what I do? What you do? I can never chew it enough to finish it off, you know, because it's too... And so I wind up chewing it, chewing it, chewing it, and then I take a wad out of my mouth and I give it to the dog. It sounds like you eat steaks from Cheesecake Factory. And the dog is like...

I don't care. Thank you, Dad. What the fuck kind of steak is you eating, man? I chewed the fuck out that motherfucking steak. No, I guess it's just, you know, you know. So this, you got to know this person? Got to know her. Hell yeah, she had a big ass, too. I was like, yeah. Hell yeah, I like ass. That's one thing you got to have, is the ass.

And she was in accordance that sexual intercourse was inappropriate. It was all consensual. I assumed that. I assumed, yes. Bitch, are you in accordance, bitch? Are you in compliance, hoe? Comply with me, bitch. We do it in the white world. True that. Oh, God.

You ask all your hoes, are you in accordance? I'm with that. I'm totally with that. Yeah. You know what? It's perhaps not that far away in time when that is actually how people will have to behave. I mean, there are already times when people want something in writing.

you know, about that people sign NDAs and there are people like... Yeah, some rappers, you go to their house, you got to sign an NDA. So I don't sign shit. I be like, fuck you, nigga. Get the fuck that shit out of my face. I ain't sign shit. Then what the fuck? I look out here and tell the motherfucker go on to your fucking house. But you don't... Nasty motherfucker. You don't worry that this, that a girl could be some kind of a, you know, like that Kanye song, um,

I'm not saying she's a gold digger. Gold digger, but she's not fucking with her broke niggers. That's what you're saying? I was certainly not going to sing that part. That's why we're a team. See, I sing the first line. That's what I'm saying. You dug it up. We're like Bing and Bob. I'm your safety valve. Safety valve. She's a gold digger, but she ain't fucking with her broke nigger. I don't know what you heard about me.

But a bitch can't get it. All of them want some money. They're not fucking with you. You think these bitches fuck with me because of my mother fucker, because of my personality? They want to be around some money, all of them. You have a great personality. Look at us. That is true. I agree. But the bitches want some money. They want to do something. They want to eat for a place. They want to Instagram. Even if they don't want money,

per se, like give me some money. They want to be around me. I think you're selling yourself short. That ain't got nothing to do with it. What it did do with it, what I'm saying is holes in this industry and shit. That's what they go for. They go for the, you know, guys that are well-to-do. Yeah.

It is a natural thing. You know, I know... Gold diggers. It is what it is. All of them. Ain't no problem. Gold diggers ain't gonna fuck with the broke niggas. They ain't gonna hit you. What, what, I mean... They ain't gonna hit you with that keep a nigga baby. Among... Let's just say it this way. You got any baby mamas? No. No.

No. You ain't got no kids? No. Oh, shit. No wife, no kids, no alibi. Damn, you lit. Yeah, that's how you get acres. That's how you get acres of paper. You're right, man. You probably made it. You just probably had to give it away to people. Hell yeah, man. See? You got to travel light, bro. You got to travel light, man. Damn. Can't be a slave to your dick. You're right. Well, you can. Just don't have babies with it. You're right.

You know, they have technology to prevent that. I love my kids. I'm glad I got kids, though. I just don't need no bitches. I mean, I need some bitches, but I don't like... I like to live alone, if that makes any sense. I can only live alone. I just need to live by myself. Exactly. I can only live alone. I can only live alone. That's why I said I don't know if I can have a wife or no shit like that, because I got to live by myself. And honestly, what ruins relationships, I think...

is over familiarity. - I agree. - You just, anyone, no matter how wonderful they are. - I'm tired of you, bitch. Show me a bad bitch and I'll show you a motherfucker that's tired of fucking. - No, I know. I understand. - We got hoes. Me and you got hoes. We don't like fucking all our hoes all the time. - No hoes. - I like variety. - Why hoe? Why, can't we do better? - No.

All right. What the fuck do we want to do better for? We're doing the best we can. My mom loved me. That's all that matters. Where's your mother? In Gary. Yeah? Yeah. And she's happy there? Everybody's grateful. How old is she?

You ask me how old my mom is, man. What the fuck if I give my mom an age on the motherfucker show, man? She'd be like, what the fuck, bro? I'm a teen, nigga. Oh, no, I think, I don't, uh, mom like what, like, she's about to be 60 or something. She's 60 or something like that. So she's around my age. Yeah. Don't be looking at my mama, nigga. What the fuck? She married, nigga. No, I'm not, I'm not, I was not suggesting that at all. I'm deeply inappropriate. But, um...

And she still with your father? Nah, nah, nah, nah. Remarried? Yeah, remarried, yep. And what do you think of the new guy? That's my nigga. Oh, you like him? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's my stepfather. We cool as fuck. Oh, good. Right. What about the real father? Yeah, that's my nigga too. Oh, good. Yeah.

Not everybody's old. Not every nigga is a bastard child. And I wasn't suggesting they are. We know our daddies, nigga. What? We know our fathers. We know our daddies. Yeah, there was no suggesting that you weren't. I know. I'm just letting you know. You know what I'm saying? And I'm just letting you know. I don't play that game that all the other pussies play. Okay? I don't. I keep it real. And it's real time. And, you know...

Nah, but yeah. There was no suggestion of that. I'm just asking about you because I like you. I love you too. Okay. And I want to know about you. Yeah, I got two daddies. Anything could have happened in your past. I got two daddies. Anything could have happened. And I fuck with both of them. I fuck with both of my fathers. They both cool niggas. We are supported by Native.

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There was a time in America where families stayed together, and then there was a time when they didn't. And from my experience throughout my whole life of watching that happen, it's exactly equal among both races.

True. I don't know. I don't know any, I don't see any higher among younger people. True. I don't see any higher rate of like, oh, my parents are still together in the white people than the black people. Nobody stays together. Everybody who's 25 is from a, you know, my stepmom, this, that. That's what it is. Shit. Yeah. I'm not with none of my kids' moms and shit, but I still got love for them. They cool and shit. We all cool.

As long as we take care of the kids. How old is your kid? My oldest kid is six. I got a six-year-old, a three-year-old, and a one-year-old. And what's that like for you? Fucking hell.

Yeah, I mean... Nah. I was not... Nah, I love my kids, man. It's cool. It's great. It's good, man. Yeah, but I mean, there's just such a handful, aren't they? Uh, it's cool. You know what I'm saying? You just, like, work hard and make money and it goes... Not your handful. Yeah, they fucked up, man. Go to your fucking mama. What the fuck's wrong with you? See, this is such a throwback. You just got to work harder as a man because you got to pay for every fucking thing, but it's cool, though. And you don't think, man, my kids love me. We all got good relationships.

I love spending time with my father Irish Catholic, you know from the Irish immigration to America and the potato famine of the 19th century That's his ancestors. So his father my grandfather never met him He was long dead before I was born right, but he was like second-generation Irish so had a brogue a full brogue, you know and

You know, the Irish. What is a brogue? A brogue is like when they talk like this, you know. Oh, what are they talking about? Lucky charm shit. It's the only thing worth fashion for. I ain't going to do that shit no more because I did that shit when I was in Ireland and them niggas said I was racist.

What? Yeah, I was acting like that when I was in Ireland just playing around and then they said I was racist. They said, the dude came up to me, he was like, Freddie, you're a fucking racist. I was like, well, how am I a racist? He was like, how would you like it if Bono came dropping N-bombs all over the fucking stage? And I was like, whoa, shit, yeah, damn. I said, Bono Irish nigga too? Yes. I didn't even know that. I said my bad, now I know my Irish history, nigga. You know Bono's. I knew, I forgot, nigga. I didn't know. I thought he was just white, regular white.

Yeah, that's a lot of y'all white niggas. I don't be knowing what all white niggas do. White niggas be like, yeah, I'm Polish. White niggas be like, I'm German. I be like, nigga, I didn't know. It's just like y'all be saying we look alike. You know, white people have done a lot of great things in America. We have. I mean, y'all have. Niggas have too, though. Music on elevators. That's us. No, y'all didn't. We invented shit. Y'all just kept it going. A nigga probably invented the elevator. A nigga invented the air conditioner. A nigga invented the stoplight.

We invented a lot of shit, Bill.

Well, I... We got a lot of it vicious. For real, dog. I don't doubt... You like air conditioning? You like stoplights? If it wasn't for niggas, you'd be crashing into every fucking thing. Okay. Boy, I didn't know about those things. You didn't know about that? Yes. Who is this person? I don't know the nigga name, but it's a nigga. And nigga invented the gas mask. The gas mask? The gas mask. Okay. Everything. Well, I'm sure that's very true.

True, but... Russia bombing shit right now. I mean, like... They got gas masks and all that shit because of a nigga. Before we saw the movie Hidden Figures, no one knew that it was black women.

Who was doing the masterminds. Doing the what? Doing the masterminds. Yes, they were doing the masterminds. They need all the equations and the math. Hell yeah. I showed my daughter that movie because I wanted to see black women in empowerment. But I went to sleep and shit because I was high as hell. But at least I showed my kids that shit. Right, okay. Hell yeah. But I had the hidden figures. Well, I would just like to also say... I'm going to do a movie called Hidden Niggas. When it comes to white people... What about them? Statues of people...

sitting on a bench waiting for a bus. That's also us. We gave you that. White people gave us a lot of statues. I'm glad y'all started tearing them goddamn statues down that y'all was having and shit with all these niggas that was fucking niggas up and slave niggas and, like, you know. If we gonna talk about Bill Cosby, we gotta talk about them niggas, too. Who? All the forefathers of this motherfucker, the niggas who faces on the money, the statues and all that shit.

They fucked up, too. We still... We're still a... Any of the Thomas Jefferson Memorial? He was raping bitches. I mean, he was raping women and shit. Yeah. Okay, but why he got a statue and Bill Cosby shit get fucked up? Well... I mean, a lot transpired in the intervening years, but yes, I'm not going to defend... He didn't have no Quelo? Yes, I mean...

Civilization was... Come on, man. I need answers, man. If we're going to tear Bill Cosby down, we need to tear these other motherfuckers down, too, man. The real answer is that... Because all of them is some dirty motherfuckers. Yeah, exactly. All of them, including people of color in other parts of the world, had slaves in Columbus's time. They definitely did. Okay, so... They definitely did. I'm not saying... It's humanity... That's definitely a true... Marches slowly... A true assessment.

Yes. A lot of black people don't know that either. Right, of course not. They don't. I learned it from Thomas Sowell, a great black historian. Yeah, that's real talk. But humanity marches very slowly from primordial days when we literally, you know, you could go back not just 200 years, go back 200,000 and cancel people because they were

raping women because that's how cavemen had sex. They didn't take anybody to dinner. They just... There weren't no restaurants, nigga. What the fuck? You still have to rape the bitch. The girl was bending over the river and her ass was up and he got a horn on and he went... No, Bill. Those horny too. Okay. That's not...

Hose is horny too. So you don't got to rape the bitch. No, I know even in caveman time, the pussy was getting wet then too. The cave pussy wasn't wet? I'm sure there were some instances where the pussy was not wet. That caveman, that cave girl pussy was wetter than a motherfucker. Them hoses horny too, man. They just wanted to fuck too. It wasn't just...

oh, me, I'm going to hit a bitch in the head with a club. I think that is an unfair characterization of caveman pussy. But that is your opinion, sir, and you're entitled to it. If a cave nigger raped some shit, he did it because he is a rapist. That's all. Yes, but what I'm saying is the march of a civilization travels slowly, certainly by our standards, but when you go through the timeline of history, yes, people were just rapists.

throughout almost all of it in the most horrible ways. All of them. No, there was some white people. Not just white people. There was some cave niggas. White people was cave men. Niggas didn't live in no caves. Well... We didn't do that. All of humans start from East Africa. True. All humans started as...

I mean, of all the times. Of all the times. You've only said it two million times. Of all the times to blank on it. Freddie, come on, work with me or we're never going to...

Okay. We should go on tour together, don't you think? We should. This would be so fucking amazing. Can you imagine? Oh, my God. A tour would be amazing. I love tour. Right. I could do some jokes. You could do some rap. Fuck rap. That's what I was about to say, motherfucker. I'm not going to rap. Fuck that. I'm tired of rapping. I just want to do this shit. Is that true? That's definitely true. I do a comedy show, too, Bill. Fuck this rap shit. Well, you know, you are a fantastic... Great rapper, though.

conversation. One of the greatest of all time. If this is a Rap Hall of Fame, I will definitely be in it. You're super funny. I mean, you should, and I'm sure Will, have...

Amazing success in any field where you're just talking because you're a good talker. Thank you, man. You're a talker. I appreciate that. And you know I don't bullshit people. You don't at all. You talk like this. You don't at all. That's why I fuck with you, man. Exactly. That's why I wanted to come here, man. That's why you fuck with me. That's why I fuck with you, man. And I hope today has not changed your opinion.

I hope it has only enhanced it. Enhanced it, man. I wonder if we could go out tonight and get some hoes if you want to. No, I don't want a hoes. Damn, man. Do you understand this shit, man? Freddie, you're killing me. Y'all rich-ass niggas, man. You and Dave Chappelle, I'm trying to take y'all out. Y'all don't want to go out with me, man. Y'all heard I walk on the motherfucking wild side. I do. I love that. But I'm not your age.

I mean, I didn't... You fuck a bitch the same age bitches I fuck. Well, you don't know what I... See, well... You don't know what I do. You is not fucking those 60-year-olds. Ha ha ha!

You was fucking some 20 through 30 through 40 hoes. 50-year-old hoes too old for you. The oldest hoe you'll fuck is 40, man. Come on, Bill. Don't play with me now. I know what you like, man. I ain't played the fifth. I know what you like, man. I know what you like. I got flavors for you, Bill. I got flavors, man. We go out in this band. Me and you together. Oh, man. We gonna have so many hoes. I can see it now.

We a team, man. We could do it. We're like Eddie Murphy and Nick Nolte at 48-0. I don't want to be Nick Nolte. Yeah, Nick Nolte. That's a lot. Oh, no. Come on. Can't you think of something? I know. I guess he was kind of cool in that movie. I like Nick Nolte. He certainly became a bathrobe-wearing joke. I like Gary Busey. That was like my favorite white actor. I did a movie with Gary Busey. I love Gary Busey. Called DC Cab in 1983.

The year I moved out here. That's crazy. Yeah, believe me, I was not living in...

Well, whatever this thing is. Whatever the fuck this shit is. This shit just, I don't know. Getting it popping, man. I'm in a movie. I'm in a couple new movies coming out, man. Movies? Yeah, I'm doing movies now. I shot a movie that I started and then produced. It went to Cannes last year, Down with the King. Shout out to the whole cast of that and Diego Angara, the director. I'm on a new series, a new comedy series. It's called Bus Down. That's about to come out in March.

So you're 38? I'm 39. 39. This is so funny. So around the exact time my 37 is when I started doing Politically Incorrect, which is really my break. And I remember my manager at the time, the legendary Bernie Brillstein.

You remember him? I mean, he was the original. Yes. And he said to me, kid, you're walking into stardom at just the right time. Right. And that's kind of like what I wanted. It's like, you're walking into stardom at just the right time. You know, you got all these things popping. So my question to you, and then I got to go, because I did my fucking show today. You know, this is, it's like, but this is like so much fucking fun. I've seen it. I watched it before I came. Already? But, um...

When you get bigger, don't fucking forget me. Because that's what people do. They love me on the way up. And then when they have more to protect, it becomes a little too real. You know who used to do my show? Who? Joe Biden. And then when he became vice president, suddenly...

He didn't want to do the show anymore. Bill, we locked here for life, dog. I fuck with you, man. We family, man. You don't got to worry about that shit. We went a long way. You my nigga, dog. That's a long way in one hour to be locked in, family. I'm a loyal nigga, dog. A fellow African-American. Yeah, man. You my nigga, dog.

You're determined to get me into trouble. That's what I love about you, Freddie. You are just fucking determined. I'm not going to let you. Yes, man. All right. Thank you. I'll get out. Do we still do that? Is that corny as true? True that, man. We have to party here some night. I'm down with whatever, man. I'm going to give you my number.