The Hentai Episode | Trash Taste #25
02:20:52 Share

- What's up residents of Alabama. Welcome back to another episode of the Trash Taste Podcast. If you're from Alabama, a shout out to you and- - You're the real G's this episode. - Yeah, you're the real G. This is your time to shine in this episode. - So Joe, why the fuck are you wearing a top hat?

- That should be mine. That should be that first of all, that should be one of ours, right? That's an export of our country. I'd like you to have, you know. - Right, and do I see you wearing one? No. - No, no, no. Cause that's, you know, I don't like that. You've used my own culture against me. Not only have you taken the hat, you've taken it. That's a very good British culture thing. - Yeah, exactly. - Taking from other cultures. - I had no idea it was British culture. - The act of taking. - To steal things? - No.

- I know that's British culture. I didn't know a top hat was British. - I've stolen your culture of stealing culture. - Whether it is a British thing, a top hat is- - I just see that and I think the Monopoly man, you know? - Okay, when you think, where's the Monopoly man from? - Right. - Britain, you think, right? - No. - Yeah, come on. - I think America. - I don't think Britain.

- Like the American 1920s fucking oil trade with the monocle and everything like that. - Anyway, welcome back to Trash Taste. I'm your host Joey and I'm with Connor and Garnt as always. And this is a somewhat special episode, if you couldn't already tell from the title, it is the long awaited Hennessy.

- Today we are not the boys, we are the men of culture. - We are the men. - We are the men of culture. - I will do an obligatory disclaimer that this is going to be talking about very sexual stuff and things in shows and it is not appropriate for any ages under the age of 18. - I like how this is the one where we put a disclaimer on even though other episodes

We've literally talked about fucking awful shit already. - Hey, all I'm saying is that, okay, here's the way that we structured this. We all gave each other three hentai episodes to watch. - Episode ones, just one episode. - One episode of our favorite hentai each. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. - These ain't my favorite. - No, no. Okay, so this is what I was gonna ask first. How did you guys pick your three hentai? Did you pick your favorite ones

- My point was is that what some of us pick some really fucked up shit that we're gonna have to explain and yeah, just a warning. - Yeah, we're gonna, we're not obviously not gonna show anything but we are gonna talk about it. So this is gonna be really weird to have playing in your car on the way to work if you are an audio listener. - We will try to explain what happens in the hentai obviously because we don't expect everyone to have watched them all even though you know there's gonna be like five people in the comments that are like, yo, that's me. - This is gonna be the one

episode where we talk about clips and we can't be like, yo, move on, show the clip. - Yeah, show the clip. - Pull up the clip. - Pull up the clip.

- So yeah, like, so we picked three episodes for us each to watch. That was six episodes that we needed to watch in a row. I have never watched six episodes of hentai in a row in my fucking life. - I have never watched six episodes of hentai in a row and not jacked off. - It was super weird watching six episodes and knowing that I have to watch them in like an objective sense. - In like an analytical way.

- I'm not gonna lie, I'm saying I busted a nut to one of them, man. - Really? - One of them was good. - Okay, because in my head I was like, some of these I was like, okay, this is like definitely like Jack off material. - Yeah.

- It'd be really weird to just whip out my dick being like, this is the one that Garnt recommended. In the back of my mind the entire time. - I have no qualms about that. - What do you mean? It's not like it's Garnt's work. Garnt isn't the one drawing the frames. I'm not masturbating to Garnt's thoughts. - Damn, Garnt did a good job on this game. That's hot. - I will say I feel like closer to you boys after this because like, you know,

- You know, like you have a level of friendship where you start recommending anime and shows for each other to watch. I have never in my life recommended hentai to watch for the boys and be like, yeah, the boys are gonna enjoy this one. - I'm looking forward to what they think about what I like. - I can't wait for the weekly discussion of this. - It's just like a next level of like bro-ship and bromance. - Okay, so we all chose three each. I was under the impression that we were picking ones that we thought were like our favorites. - So the three you picked are your favorite?

- No, I mean, okay. The reason was that I didn't want to pick ones that were just like, we would all be like, yeah, that's good shit. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - 'Cause you know, if I selected like Masterpiece, right? Which in its name, it's a Masterpiece. You can't hate on that, right? Maybe you could give me like a little shit. - I mean, it's good. It's good. - What are you saying? - It's not a Masterpiece. I wouldn't call it that. - I think it is a Masterpiece, Garnt. It's Garnt.

I think you're being prestigious. - I wanna say it's a masterpiece. - After seeing the three hentai that you recommended, I can see why you would think it's a masterpiece. I was just like Connor recommended the three hentai and I immediately was like, okay, I know his taste. I know what kind of man Connor is. - I love how like we gave each other like a list, right? Being like Joey's three boom, Garth's three boom, Connor's three boom. I didn't even have to see Connor's name to know. I just read the titles and I'm like,

Like I know exactly what Connor is into. - To be fair, when Joey recommends a list, right? It's all three Japanese things. I'm like, fuck knows what that is. Garnt recommends three Japanese things. And one of mine just has a porn English name. And I'm like, obviously it's gonna look bad.

- No, but not even like the Japanese titles. I was like, yeah. - I don't understand what they mean. - I understand. I will elaborate. - Yeah, because like I didn't pick my favorite ones 'cause I was the last one to share my list and it's okay. When you have three hentai to recommend, it's fucking hard. - It's a hard selection. - Because like, what'd you go for? Did you go for like funny ones or did you go for ones that would be good bands or did you go for like your personal favorites? - Have you nodded to each one on your list?

- I have, yes. - Yes, I have too. - But I wouldn't say they're my favorite. - Yeah, there's one I haven't nutted to, which was probably- - I know exactly which one. - We'll get to that one, 'cause it's just like, how do you nut this one? But like, yes, I have nutted to the rest of the ones on my list, but-

- Like I wouldn't say that they're my favorites ones. - No. - I thought the qualification was like, it's like one of those hentai where if you put it on, you always nut to it. - I mean, look, I definitely could nut to all three of mine, but they're not my first choice is what I'm saying. - Okay, okay, okay. - Like, 'cause I didn't, okay. So if I were to pick my actual favorites, it would be like a really boring lift. - True. - That's what I'm trying to say. - It would also be ones that like everyone's

probably heard all the ones already watched. - I didn't wanna pick ones that are like too famous that like everyone's heard of. - It's hard because I wanted to pick some, but and then the ones that I wanted to pick, I'm like, well, this is kind of sad. It's gonna make me look pathetic. But I was like, fuck it, I'll just choose it, fuck it. - Which ones did you actually wanna pick then? - If I would've, "Masterpiece" would have been on there. The whole fucking series, man. There was some other ones, like I think, what is it?

- Is it Joshi Lucky? That one's pretty good. - Joshi Lucky. - There's a few other ones, can't remember that. This is the problem as well, because I watch these hentai, you think I fucking remember the name? I'm like, no. So I had to go through like all these hentai websites. - Like what's the image? - Like fucking, all right, I think this image is a good scene. And then some of them I would find and I'm like, I only like one scene and the other three scenes are really fucked. - Right, right. - And like gross. - Yeah. - Then there's a few where it's just like, and if it has a lolly in it, I'm immediately like, no. - Right, right, right.

- Right, right, right. - I cannot. - Yeah, because like I would have recommended like, you know, "Monkey to Happiny" or something, but like everyone's already seen that. - Everyone's watched that. - Everyone knows that. - Like the summer wars one over the fuck on the beach with those girls. - What? - "Resort Boyne"? - Oh, "Resort Boyne", yeah, yeah, yeah. - That was another one I was gonna- - I wanted to recommend "Rants" as well, but everyone knows- - Everyone's already seen it. - Everyone knows "Rants", that's a classic.

- Yeah, exactly. - And yeah, it's like a lot of mine end up being like just like wholesome vanilla ones. And I'm just like, this ain't gonna make for us. - When vanilla's done well, it's just good, man. It's good shit. - 'Cause like there's plenty of like good vanilla hentai that I wanna recommend, but I'm just like, we're all just gonna be sitting here being like, yes, this is good shit. - Yes, vanilla is also my favorite flavor.

- Vanilla has its place, goddammit. - I do also like feeling wholesome when I have a wank every now and again, you know, that is my favorite feeling. - But what I'm saying is, right, is that, yeah, vanilla has its place, don't get me wrong, but, you know, if there's a podcast episode where we talk about ice cream flavors, I don't wanna talk about vanilla for two hours, you know what I mean? - Exactly, exactly. - Let's get the other weirder flavors, right? 'Cause we wanna talk about. - We're not gonna talk about vanilla for two hours, but you know, I'm like, which is why I'm glad that when I saw Joey's list,

his three list was like, your three that you picked encompassed like half of the things I wanted to like recommend. - Yeah, yeah. - I feel like I figured out Jerry's taste pretty quickly as well. - I mean, like I saw Jerry's list and I'm like, I know what this guy wants to talk about. 'Cause I wanted to talk about the exact same thing. And I'm like, I'm glad you picked these ones so I can pick,

- It's gonna be another episode where it's like the two boys agree. I'm here like fighting the good fight in the corner, man. - Yeah, we got the hentai monopoly man and Steve Handjobs with his fucking turtleneck. But yeah, so we're gonna go through, I guess we'll go one

at a time and then kind of in a rotation. So what do we want to start off with? - Do you want to start off with you Joey? - Okay, so what was my first one? - Your first one was Tropical Kiss. - Oh yeah, Tropical Kiss. - This was like, okay, I'm glad you started off with this one because this one epitomized everything I love about wholesome vanilla hentai where it's just like this one was a good vanilla hentai where what I loved about it is that

it had like relationship development. - Yeah. - You know what I mean? - Oh my God. - No, I absolutely agree. - I'll let you finish your point. - That's the whole reason why I personally liked it. And then, not gonna lie, like you have that whole fucking buildup from like start to finish, you know, granted. It's not like an anime episode level of buildup, right? Like it's a generic- - In what world was this wholesome?

- What do you mean? What do you mean? - He literally like drunk fucking raped like that girl. And then he's like, oh, but no, I love you. And it's like, which one is it? - Okay, okay. I actually- - Because like, how could you sit there and be like, yeah, he drunk fucking took that girl's virginity and then decides he loves her. - Okay, okay.

- Then you're gonna say it's wholesome? - No, no, no, because it's wholesome vanilla, but it has like this little bit of spice in there. - Grape? - Okay, okay, okay. That's like a typical spice in fucking hentai. Let's be real here, let's be real. It is, it is. - That is like my least favorite tag, unfortunately. - It is, yeah. But what I put this in is kind of like, it really reminded me of something like Rumbling Hearts.

If you guys see "Rumbling Hearts," it's like a really melodramatic anime. - So should we describe what happens in this hentai for people who don't know? - Sure. - Joey, I mean, you chose it, so I feel like you are the best one to- - Not gonna lie, I haven't seen it in a while. So maybe one of you boys should explain how it happens. - Okay, so from what I remember, there are like two main girls, right? And okay, so I wasn't paying attention. - It starts off right, and I remember this, 'cause I literally wrote this. I'm like, I'm 11 minutes in and nothing is fucking happening.

- When will something happened? - That's typical anti-fag. - So this is, it's about like they all work at a resort. It's not really told, but then they are working there. - It's like a pool, like inside indoor pool resort. - We're not told why all these six girls want to fuck this guy. - Right. - Because there seems to be nothing redeemable about him.

but there's like six or seven girls. Two of them are identical. So I was so fucking confused half the time. So I'm like, why is there two fucking pink girls the exact same? - But it's like a different tint of pink. - And then the first scene is like her being like, yeah, I don't want to be with you anymore. And then literally two minutes later after another girl showed interest, she's like, wait, I love you. Can we take it back? And then he reveals like, he like had drunk sex with the blue head girl.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - And it was really weird. - Yeah, so like the second episode, I remember the second or third episode, I forgot which one it was. - Yeah, here's what- - It's the blue haired girl. - This is what I hated about it, right? - It's the third episode. - Because this episode, they build up what is supposed to be, as Garnt says, a wholesome relationship between him and this pink haired girl. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- In the back of your head, you're like, they've shown a harem in a hentai. So you know he's gonna have his fill at every girl here. So how does this story remain wholesome when I know the next episode he's gonna have the exact same shit with another girl? - Because this is the route. This is the one route. - This is the one route and also it's- - I thought it was all, it's all in the same universe, isn't it? It's all the same shit. - No, no, no, it's a different route.

But like, yeah, it's, I mean, it's, it's different route, but at the same time, it's like a developing story that something similar to, I mean, I said rubbing hearts, but like more recent example would be like domestic girlfriends, you know, where they have like relationships, but like he jumps between relationships and it's like, it adds, it adds a little bit of like spice and context to their relationship, which is, which I appreciate that.

which I appreciate that. - But also, they like speed run introduce characters in the first like two minutes. And I'm like, I'm trying to fucking write, I was literally trying to write this shit down and I couldn't keep up because- - Stop, stop, stop, stop. - So then there would be like six dramatic scenes back to back that felt like I needed a whole episode before it to understand what the fuck was going on. Because I'm like, wait, wait, what? He loves this girl, but then there's this other girl and then there's another girl. And then the two hottest girls, we don't even get an episode with. - Oh yeah, yeah. - Because I watched all of it, right? And I was like, fine.

- Well, you watched all three. - No, I went to, right? Because I was like, you know what? Let's see what the other episodes are. I want to see if they have the best girls. - Yeah, yeah. - The two hot ones, right? 'Cause those girls weren't that hot. I'm not interested in the fucking Lolly. Skip that episode, delete that episode if I'm concerned. - The Lolly doesn't get fucked though. - Yeah. - Yeah, she does.

- Wait, who's the lolly? - Which one's the lolly? - There's two lollies. - Which one? - Which is too many. - Wait, wait, wait. - There's a blue head lolly. - Are we watching the same show? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a blue head lolly and then- - Blue head, she's not a lolly. - She's not a lolly. - She's basically a lolly. - No, what are you talking about? - She looks like 12. - Come the fuck on. - What are you talking about? - Let me get a picture of this bitch. She looks 12. - You get a picture of this bitch. - I've never thrown my top hat away before. - She is just like the stereotypical fucking, she's just,

- A normal girl? How is this lolly in your eyes? Is it cause she has average boob size? - Your standard of lolly is whack. - I remember her being like a fucking lolly. - Just because she has normal sized tits. - Tropical kiss, right? Yeah, but then there was the brown haired one, right? Who you don't even fucking see on screen. - The brown haired one? - There's literally a brown haired lolly who appears for like

- I remember Pixar didn't happen. - Because I remember there was one Lolly, which was the actual Lolly in that. And she's like just not involved in any of the scenes. - But the blue head girl is not a Lolly. - No, no, no. - That's from the fucking visual novel. That's also not a Lolly. You know, if you look from the fucking, okay, look, you know what, move on. Put up a picture of the blue head girl. - And put a picture of the pink head girl. Who Connor is calling Lolly. - No, no, the pink head one isn't a Lolly.

- The brown head girl who was 100% loli. - The brown head girl, yes. The blue head girl is not loli. - It's just like stereotypical anime girl number fucking five. - It was just the plot was fucking garbage. It's like if I'm gonna watch a porn and it's trying to sell me on plot, which I don't appreciate in the first place, right? Like you better make it good. - Skip the story. - Yeah, you better make it good, right? Because there are decent hentai plots out there.

- Like what? - Well, we'll talk about it. - We'll talk about Connor's one. - No, because what I liked about this one is that it did have a plot that I could appreciate. - You could appreciate in what sense? In what sense could you appreciate it? - Because it felt like it was, yes, it was speed running, like it was speed running basically a romance drama anime. That was basically this hentai. - Also you can't tell me that like the final like fucking speed run of like sex isn't hot.

- I mean, no, yeah, that, okay, that was good. But then as well, at the same time where they were speed running, I'm like, yo, slow down, these scenes are great. They're skipping all the best parts, man. - It's like watching a trailer on Brass. - They give me 11 minutes of character development and then a 30 second compilation of sex scenes. Are you for real?

- Like what are you trying to do to me here? - But the fact is it had fucking character development in it. - Yeah, exactly. - Because this like, it's basically watching like something like "Golden Time" or something, right? Except the characters actually have sex in it. - It was "Love Island" with just one male. That's what it was. Like it was, they were just all like fucking rotating and fucking and then like all the other girls had no fucking personality. - So wait, you didn't like the character designs or anything?

- Okay, the animation was really good. - Yeah, animation's great. - The sex scene. - I was surprised how good the animation was for like 2012. - Yeah, I remember, actually I think I commented saying like, yeah, the blow job scene was good. I don't like blow job scenes, so I thought that was good. - Did you actually like fucking review each sex scene individually? - Yeah, I did, I did. - 'Cause I didn't even go that far, man. - You think it's like blow job good. - I said, God, this is legit shitty school days.

- 'Cause they were like playing up the drama between two characters. - Let's not fuck around. "School Days" is a good hentai. It's a bad anime, but it's a good hentai. It's a good fucking anime. I mean, it's that, no, it's a good hentai. - Wow, is that a Freudian? - It's a good anime.

- Because the thing is when I watched the school day anime, it felt like I'm watching a hentai plot without the hentai. So what would it be like if I watched the hentai and it's a hentai? Well, it's just a good hentai. - Another scene that I wasn't, I thought was, what the fuck is the point of this? They all meet in the onsen to discuss who's gonna fuck him.

Like just as you do. - Because you need some spice, do you? - I don't need that. - You need some fucking cat fight. - Because the girls need to compete with each other. - Yeah, and as we know, we- - But they don't wanna hurt each other's feelings, right? - I'm gonna get shit for this. I'm gonna get shit for this. Do you not like a little bit of realism in your porn? Like a little bit of, "Ooh, that could be me."

- I mean, what do you mean? - Because let's be honest, five women who are all polygamous and all wanna fuck me and are totally okay with competing for that fact. I stress that that goes a little too far on my imagination. - But isn't that the point of like self-inserting media? - Yeah, but then like if in my head, it's gotta be like somewhat tangible. Like that could maybe happen in a far away land, right? But that like, come on, come on. - Yeah, I mean like for me with hentai, I mean, I would say, yeah, this was like unrealistic, like the harem aspect.

at least it was like unrealistic where you know he needed to get with a different girl because less because it was realistic and more because you're watching a hentai, right? And I guess my mind has just gotten used to like shutting off the unrealistic parts to be like, you know, I'm watching a hentai.

That's what's hot when you can be like, that could be me. - Yeah, but I also have- - God, I wish that was me. - God, I wish that was me. - But I also utilize just like my vivid imagination. - I can't do that. - I mean, I mean like- - I close that part. - I enjoyed the relationship like development aspect of this hentai. I will actually agree with you where it was just like, yeah, I do wish there was like,

- Put three, three and let them all like, 'cause it was only three episodes as well. And if these motherfuckers knew they were on a budget, they should have done three episodes with three characters. - Yeah, what they did. - Because they left out the two hottest girls. - Yeah, 'cause in this type of hentai that I would like to recommend, I reckon like the optimal amount is two girls. Two girls like having a gentleman's agreement to like have like a relationship with this guy. - Already unrealistic enough.

- Already unrealistic. - I could barely get one girl to agree. - I don't know, man. I just like to be spoiled for choice, you know? There's nothing wrong with that. - Go to the fucking brothel, Joey. - I just like to be spoiled for, like if it's like, I don't know, I think,

the one aspect I like about like a lot of harem hentai is that- - We'll get to that with your second choice. - Because like the thing I like about harem hentai is because it's unrealistic, right? So like, I don't have to think like, oh, that could be me. I can just fucking use my imagination. And also I don't have to like self-insert myself into harems, right? I'd just be like- - That's what's hot though, right?

And also, you know, when it's like five girls- - It's a bit of everything. When it's like five girls, it's way too unrealistic. - And then you're also like, "God fucking hell, how much am I gonna have to nut to like keep this up? This is insane." - I mean, let's be real, every like anti-protagonist has like- - Maybe when I was like 15, I could keep it going. - Fucking like bean bags for nuts. - Yeah, but now I'm like, "Gosh, the logistics and the amount of protein shakes just to keep up with the demand." - The amount of soy milk I have to drink. - It's like when Amiibos came out, the fucking supply cannot even come up.

- I was gonna say this during like the second one, but if we're talking about this already, I'm like, if we're going harem, right? Three is the fucking maximum. - Should we save it? - We'll save it. - We'll save it for the second one. - We'll save it for my next one. - But yeah, like, I mean, if I would recommend like a nice wholesome, like hentai with like that I liked that I was going to recommend if I didn't say this, Wagiyal, Wagiyal,

- Liliana songs. - I might have seen it and I don't even know. - I don't know how to fucking pronounce this, hold on. - It's this. - So my overall review of it was, would be hotter if there wasn't four hotter girls in it.

- Six out of 10. - Six out of 10. Hey, it's still a pass. - Because the scenes, like the animation was fucking killer. - Yeah, the animation is fucking great. - But they skipped over all the best bits. So it's like, what's the point? - Well, read the air game. - I'm not reading a fucking porn, Joey. - If I were to recommend a hentai that if you only want one person and you have the same kind of relationship development, Wagiyama Liliana-san.

which is a hentai that came out recently and it's just pure wholesome, like two people meet and they- - Is it the one with the tongue girl? - No, no, no. It's the one with like the dark skin girl.

- They go on like a date. - I've seen like every recent Hentai. - You've probably seen this one. - 100%. - Yeah. - Do you want the top hat? - I watched like every Hentai in the past like three years that's come out. - Damn. - And how many anime have you watched? - Only like fucking what, like five come out like a month. - It's not a lot. - It's manageable. - This is what watching seasonal anime used to be like. - There's charts and everything they tell you when they come out, man. Like I keep up, man. - That's great.

- All right. - Shall we get on to my one? - Your first one was Shikoku no Shago. - What would you give it out of 10? - Oh. - What would you give it out of 10 as well, Jerry?

- I'd probably give it like a seven. - I give it a seven. - Yeah. - It was decent. - Again, it's good, but it's not my favorite. - Okay. - Yeah. - All right, let's go to Garnt's first one. "Shikoku no Shaga", the animation. - Yes. - I've seen this one before. - I've seen this one too. - And I dig it. I dig it. - So the reason I picked this one is, so this isn't like my favorite hentai, but- - This is gonna be a gig video right now. It's gonna be like, "What if hentai is anime?" Is what he's gonna say.

- No, but I feel like this one was just firstly, this could easily be like a fucking shitty Dororo or something like that. 'Cause this is basically just Dororo the hentai. - Yeah, I think I wrote, it's like if Mizone wrote Demon Slayer. That's what I said. - Basically. But what impressed me about this hentai the first time I saw it was how fucking good the animation was.

- I think we can all agree that it was fucking beautiful. - Yeah, like this is one of the few hentai that I watched and I was like, yo, am I seeing some hentai soccer girl right now? Like what's going on with some of these shots here? - Well, it's done by a Studio 7 who did Rant. So it's done by the same studio. - Oh, is it? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's like, they're really fucking good with their Rant. It's like, I don't know. One thing I really liked about this one, especially and like everything Studio 7 does is that like,

Like it's yeah, as you said, it's like the only studio that can do hentai sakuga. Like the movement isn't just like this. - I remember the first time I saw like the final sex scene and there was this like point of view shot that was like super dynamic. It was like one, this one like fucking long shot. I don't know if you guys remember it. - Yeah, it was like the fish eye one, right? - Yeah, the fish eye one, right? And I'm just like, damn son, you bringing out that budget for this animation for this fucking cum show right here, man.

- I've seen episode only three before. - Oh really? - And I was like, oh, she's fucking a kid. Okay, I'm not watching this. - Why do you always find yourself in that position, man? - Well, 'cause he's a kid, the main character is a kid. - Yeah, the main character is a kid. - And then like in the, so this whole hentai builds up basically to them fucking.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - And then it's like, oh, I've got to wait three episodes to watch like the fucking half monster fuck a kid. Okay, I mean. - I mean, they're all half monsters. It's like a monster girl kind of anime hentai. - The moment she said child, I'm like, oh.

- Fucking hell, oh jeez, it's so gross. I don't know. It was fine though. I mean, I just, oh God, man, there's just so much rape in it. And I'm like, oh, inverted boner, 100%. There's so much. - For me, the one scene for me that like kind of made me go like that was, it was during the last one where she like turns into the spider or whatever it was. - And just fucking bites his head off? - Oh no, before that, it's like, he's like, "Hey, there's an asshole right here." - He shoves his head in his socks, he's so-

- He just like, "What part?" - His immediate thought when he sees this woman that he was just a totally normal woman that he was just making love to, turns into half a cockroach spider thing and grows a big ass sack. - It's like an abdomen, right? - And then his first reaction is to start fisting. - I'm gonna finna fist this. It's 'cause it was like a pussy shaped like abdomen and he was just like, "Okay, there's only one thing to do now." - I imagine like the post-knock clarity after that would have been

and monumental. He's like, "Fuck, did I just do that?" - Well, he had no personal clarity 'cause then like five seconds later he's got his head. - Yeah, I typed Lamau, he died for the nut, Lamau. - Like pretty much this entire series, everyone dies for the nuts. After like every sex scene, everyone fucking gets,

- Eaten by the monster and stuff like that. - What the fuck is, 'cause I was not paying attention to the story, 'cause obviously I wasn't. But like apparently it's based on like Japanese mythology or something, right? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - And for some reason, like this ugly- - It's based off like Yokai. - There's like ugly bastards fucking these women all the time. - Oh, the snake women? - Yeah, what's up with that? - That scene was hot though.

- Yeah. - Yeah. - Okay, there was a UB in there, but like the girls were hot enough to like kind of cancel it. - Okay, it's like a graph for me, right? Because this, like this hentai like has the tags that I don't normally like, but because the animation and the scenes were just so well directed and done, I'm just like, you know, like this,

I wouldn't normally like the stuff, but man, you are putting out too good a stuff for me not to appreciate it. - It's a bell curve for me. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - It feels like you're nutting to a trap, right? Like it's trying to get you. It's gonna be like Chris Hansen for like 10 seconds, right? - Well, with the UB. - Yeah, 'cause the fuck, okay. I get it that they're ugly. I get that's the point, but why are they so disgusting?

- It's not even that bad of a UB compared to the stuff I've seen. - This is just like vanilla UB, if anything. - This is all it was, that UB. - I've seen some ugly fucking bastards. - It's literally just Johnny Sins who gained 300 pounds. That's what that UB was. - One of the opening shots, I don't know if it's the first or second scene, is literally like a woman being dragged away and raped. And I'm like, fantastic, great.

Can't fucking wait. And I'm like, God damn it, can't. Why? - Although not gonna lie, some of the scenes, like I really couldn't focus because,

I don't know who did like the OST to this hentai, but why is it like so good? Like why is the OST so good? - No, that's the thing. Like to me, this is the hentai with the highest production values I've probably ever seen. And I don't know why. I don't know why this particular hentai. - It's like, it's not hot enough to be like a good hentai, but it's also hentai, so the story's kind of wasted.

- Right, right. - It's like imagine if they did the Avengers but with porn. That's really ambitious and I appreciate it. - I mean they definitely have. - But why? - Which is why I always come back to it 'cause I'm just like, I always look at this where I'm just like, man, I wish every hentai just looked this good. I wish this was more my taste.

And I wish like there was more scenes where I could have- - I don't wish it was this good 'cause I don't wanna see a dude fucking fist someone in 4K. - You don't want 60 FPS fisting?

I'm okay with it not. - You mean you don't want anime MILFs to look this good? - Yes, anime MILFs, but you know, because here's the problem with hentai, right? It's like nine out of 10 ugly bastard rape, one out of 10 everything else. And that's why it sucks. - And it's just like, I've had to condition myself 'cause it's just like the best looking ones are the ones like this where it's just like, it's always the weird shit or like the ugliest fucking shit.

- I wish, here's an idea for developers. Please make a plugin that goes through hentai websites and just blocks out every hentai with ugly bastard in it. Please, please, I'm begging you. - You can make that. - Please, I'm so fucking sick of clicking on something that has like all the best tags and then right at the bottom it's like mind control rape ugly bastard. I'm like fuck sake. - This episode is sponsored by ExpressVPN. Going online without ExpressVPN is like not having a case on your phone.

Most of the time, you'll probably be fine. But all it takes is one drop and you'll wish you spent those extra few dollars on a case. Did you know that your data is valuable? Yes, even you, your data is valuable. And hackers can make as much as $1,000 selling your personal information on the dark web. I don't think you want that. And it doesn't take much technical knowledge to know how to hack someone. A smart 12-year-old can do it.

I can't, though. Every time you connect to an unencrypted network in cafes, hotels, airports, your online data is not secure. Let me tell you a little bit why ExpressVPN is the best. You see, it would take a hacker with a supercomputer over a billion years to get past ExpressVPN's encryption. And it's super easy to use. Just fire up the app and click one button to start getting protected.

And it works on pretty much every device, phones, laptops, tablets, pretty much anything you have. So you can always stay protected on the go. And it's also rated number one by tech reviews like CNET and The Verge. I'm traveling around the world right now and especially VPN has genuinely been saving my ass. I like watching TV shows and it's very annoying that I have accounts in Japan and when I travel, it does not like it. So being able to just spoof that I'm in Japan or in any other country to watch any kind of content

Like yeah, I wanted to ask you guys this question which is can you think of like it are there any other like other well animated or just high production hentai that you can think of? Maybe not to this like maybe not to like this level but like honestly like a masterpiece.

- Honestly, no. - No fucking way. - Masterpiece isn't even fucking close to this level of quality. - Masterpiece is like 15 FPS half the time. What are you talking about? - It's amazing. - It's amazing. I know why you call it amazing now after the three you gave us. - We'll get to that. - I can see what the level of quality we have to compete with if you think Masterpiece is actually the best animated hentai of all time. - It ain't.

- It's too slender and I won't stand for a second. - You know this hentai as well had a budget because it actually had an ending song with visuals. - I know, it had a fucking ending. - And a really cute ending song. - It actually had an ED, it went full fucking ED. - It wasn't just like a scrolling list of names that usually is, right? It was like, oh my God,

- I feel like whoever directed this hentai was like, I want to, he was like, I want to make an anime. - Do you want to know who the director is? - Who is it? - It's this guy, I actually looked it up. It's this guy called Nishio Takashi who used to be a key animator for like a lot of anime series. And he's most well known for being an episode director for Naruto Shippuden.

- Yes. - No joke. - He was an episode director for one episode of Shippuden. And I'm like, you went from Shippuden to this. - 'Cause I watched this and I'm like, this guy has anime experience. - Oh, absolutely. - Like if you watch the third episode, you know shit's real where you're like 15 minutes in and there ain't a single fuck scene. - I was like, wait, actually like well-directed voice acting? Comprehensive plot?

and an ending song, you're definitely from the industry. - Exactly right. - Do you want that in your porn? - Yes. - Yes. - Why? - It shows like this and like rants where I'm just like, if I were to ever make my own hentai, this is the benchmark. - Why would you not want to push the benchmark of porn?

I like it low quality, so I don't feel like shame. - Yeah, we know. - What do you mean you don't feel shame? Do you feel shame by watching something that's high quality? - When it's porn, yeah. When it's too well produced, I'm like, "Fuck it, I can see everything." - Yeah, what's wrong with that? - Man, when that dude shoved his hand in there, I was like, "What led me to be here?" - Ignore what you are watching, but we're just like, if you...

- Imagine like this quality of production on like the shows that you recommended, on the hentai that you recommend. Would you not want to see that? - No, I don't want that. - Why? - I don't want there to be a different, I don't want my anime and porn look exactly the same. I want a clear difference in quality, always. - Why though? - The same reason why like, you know, when they like, you know when they high res like fucking Super Mario 64 and like Unreal Engine 4, you're like, this is disgusting.

Put it back to the bits. I like it. - You don't even play fucking Mario games. What are you on about? - When you see clips of like fucking Zelda Ocarina of Time and like 144 Hertz, 10K. I'm like, no. - I look at that shit, I'm like, hell yeah. - I'm like, put that shit back. - That was fucking awesome. - No, dude, I don't want my porn like that. I want my porn always a generation or two behind my anime. - Okay, yeah. - I never want to catch it. - Speaking of which- - What the fuck was that analogy? I'm sorry. How did you actually compare low quality porn to making

fucking Super Mario at HD quality. What was that? - I'm calling you out, that analogy made no fucking sense. - Because right, sometimes the animation is jank and I like that because it's like, thank you for reminding me where the fuck I am. - What are you on about? What are you talking about? - I don't want my hentai to look exactly and feel exactly the same as anime. - Are you like lucid dreaming while you're watching hentai?

Like, are you awake when you watch hentai? - Yes. - What are you talking about? - Do you not understand what I'm saying? - I watch hentai to keep myself grounded. - No, no, you want a differentiation between hentai and anime. But I don't understand why you don't want high quality hentai.

- That's all I want. I just want high quality hentai. - I look at something that's like, okay, if there's like a brand, this happens all the time with hentai. There's like a brand new one that comes out, right? Like fresh off whatever fucking site you're on. And you look at the fucking poster of it. I'm like, this looks like it was made in 1982. And yet you look at it, it's like animated in 2020. I'm like, what, who, who?

- When I said I wanted to bring back the 80s anime aesthetic, I didn't mean it like this. - I really feel like it's the inverse. It's always like God tier cover art for the new ones and you click on it and it's fucking Queen Bee. - Yeah. - Okay, let's get onto you then, Colin. - Let's get onto Connor. - I chose one Queen Bee.

- Okay, let's get on to Connor's first one. Mother Nose Breast. - I dead ass cannot like fucking read that name out loud without immediate shame. - Okay, I'm gonna be honest. I've seen all of the ones you recommended. - Are you serious? - Yeah, yeah. I've never seen any of these. - You've never seen Mother Nose Breast?

- I'm the second one. - Okay, so Mother's No Breast. When I saw this name, like the hugest wave of nostalgia like fucking came back. - It's a golden fucking classic, come on. - No, okay, okay. So Mother's No Breast was made by like Studio Milky. And Studio Milky, you've seen the logo if you go into anime in like the mid 2000s. 'Cause it's, okay.

- Shit's hot, man. That's what I'm saying. - Milky is the queen bee of last generation, man. It is like the lowest quality. It's like, it was like the only people, the only reason people liked it was because all of the hentai was uncensored. - This is the first time I've ever seen a hentai uncensored and I was like, shit, go back. Please go back. Please go back. - I could never get over the fucking details of their dick and vagina, which was just like singular color. It was like, it was just like.

- It was just like uniformly one card. - I think I wrote it down. I'm like, why is that like- - You fear for what you don't know. - The first time I saw it, I was like, okay, that's like a little different. But then as it goes on, I guess like the animators would just got sick of boring. By the end of it, it just looks like a

- Like a desk drawing? - 'Cause their fucking genitals look like a fucking Ken and Barbie doll with a strap on foot on it. I'm like, how does anyone get off to this in like 2020? - Well, first of all, I don't really care about like animation.

- It's more like- - No shit, no shit. - It's more about like the story. Like, 'cause at the end of the day- - What story? - Like, not the story, the scenario, sorry. Like the porn scenario, right? Like, 'cause you know how like, you know, it's always like, okay, well it's a fucking step mom. This is literally like OG step mom hentai. Because it's supposed to be our mom. But if you like, I mean, you read the synopsis and you get a big like, whew,

not blood related. So you're like, all right, nice, nice. - I will say it like, I remember watching this when I was a fucking teenager because that was like, that was like Milky. Like there was like, there was Milky and there was like pink pineapple back then. That was like the two big studios. - And you chose Milky? - No, I remember 'cause I was always, I was always conflicted 'cause Milky had like the hottest premises. - Yeah, the premise is fucking hot shit. - Yeah, the hottest premises.

Like it was like, I have to like will my dick to like jack off to this fucking janky ass sexy man. - No, it is jank, but it's like, it's just, it's harsh. The premise is hot. - But then like at that point I might as well just jack off to fucking manga and doujinshi, right? 'Cause at least the R's good. - I need something to go with it. Little something, something, you know? - There was nothing in this. - Like audio and shit, you know? I need some audio. - What, like the repeated moans? Just fucking like moan. They were on a fucking soundboard. They were just fucking moan, moan, moan.

- Okay, it's been a while since I watched it, but I mean, okay. Here also, right? I don't know why, maybe it's 'cause I'm a guy, right? Rape, I'm like, that's fucked up. Reverse rape, I'm like, all right, now you're talking. - We'll get into that, but yeah, I- - I don't know if it's 'cause I'm a guy, and to me, I think it's like, not so much as reverse rape is like, I see that character, but it's more like, I guess, like I said, like it's envisioning yourself in the scenario. And obviously in my head, if I'm in that situation,

- It's not gonna be that. - We ain't rapists, right? - Gotta get that out there. - Let's just point that out. - Let's just get that out there. - Let's just get that out there. - Which is like weird 'cause I'm so conflicted 'cause I see rape normally in a lot of hentai. - No, no, I don't find that hard. - But then reverse and I'm like, now you're talking. Now I'm listening, my ears, you know? Because it's like, yeah, like I said, it's my- - You know what's the one thing I hated about this one though? - What? - Is the fact that the sister's name is Oshino Shinovu.

which is literally the same name as that. - I didn't even like that. - It's literally the same name. - I wish she wasn't such a little bitch as well. - She's so aggravating. - Both of them are little bitches. - And yet she has my wife's name. So I'm just like, I'm conflicted. - I just thought, I mean, okay. I mean, it's no, I mean, when you see all my list, I think older women are hard as shit, right? We all know that. - You don't say. - We all know that, right? - I'm gonna throw in a curve ball for this one. I actually ended up watching the dub for this one. - Oh shit, I haven't watched the dub. - How is it?

- It was like, okay, it was surprising, right? 'Cause like- - There's a dub? I didn't even know. - Yeah, because the reason I noticed is 'cause like every milky has a dub. Every milky anime or hentai had a dub back in the day. And it was like, it was surprising to see how okay the like, you know, the mom was actually pretty good at the dub. - Really? - But then like the main protagonist was like Sonic the Hedgehog.

Oh gosh, I wish my mom wouldn't fuck me. - Here I come. - So it was really jarring hearing like a really hot older like mom character have really good like voice acting and then just like Sonic the Hedgehog moaning in the background. - What is with all these niners? - I don't know what it is, right? But if you throw in a bath scene in there, it's like immediately 10 times hotter. A bath or an onsen scene, I'm like 10 times hotter.

- Yeah, not gonna lie, like when it got to the bath scene, like that was when I was, I kind of just lost interest to be honest. - That's when I was like, now it's getting interesting. - Because like, okay, the bath scene was just like, for me, it was just excruciatingly long.

It felt like it went on forever. Not to mention it was a flashback anyway. - I don't fucking remember. - Okay, okay. - The fucking noise that the flashback made. - There was one scene that really like I burst out laughing when I saw it. - Okay, you gotta bear in mind, I don't fucking remember the last time I watched it. - Okay, so there was a scene where she was like fucking like their stepdad or something. And then these three kids were just fucking

- I was fucking watching this take place. - Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I remember this. - And they were like engrossed with it. Like a fucking episode of Pokemon was on or something like that. They were just like watching the entire thing with a fucking smile. - No, literally the opening scenes of the anime is that scene. And the kids are just like, how did they write it? - They're just like. - Yeah, it's literally just colon capital D. - I can understand watching it as a kid being like, what are they doing? But being like,

- Yeah, but the sister was just like way too happy. - And then like the kid brother comes in at the time and he's just like, what's going on? And then he joins in as well. So it's just like me and the girls watching my mom have sex. No biggie, no biggie, just a normal thing. - Also not gonna lie, the color of that boy's jizz is like warringly yellow. - That's all milky anime. - I watched that and I was like, oh dude,

Drink some milk or something man. - It's one of those things where it's like, I know that I was gonna get shit 'cause I'm like, it's fucking called mother knows breast for fuck sake. - I don't think that's the worst part of the hentai. - That's not, there's a lot of bad things to it. But I just overall, I thought it was pretty, I liked it. I liked it. And also the comments were hilarious. There was like loads of comments that were like, that fucking kid doesn't realize how lucky he is.

- You look at who wrote it, it's like CDawgVA. - I wish that was me. - I mean, like it's one of like, I look at every MilkyAnime and this one's no different where it's, normally I want hentai to be uncensored with MilkyAnime. Man, I fucking wish it was censored. I wish I could see the- - It was the first time where I was like, I wish I didn't see the penis. - I just don't really think about it.

- It's just so crudely drawn. - I want high quality hentai. - Do you wanna look at the dick? - Well, that's because it's, that's why it's censored. - Yeah, but it's like in, okay, when you're watching like normal porn, I hate it when they cut to a shot of like just the shaft and I'm like, why? Why are you showing that? Like, what is this? What is the shot?

- I'd never really thought of it that way. - No, but I would like to see good details from like both sides. It's not just the dick, but it just, I don't know. You talked about hentai being like too high quality, bringing you out of it. If hentai is too low quality, that brings me out of it. - Dude, that could have been a roadblocked dick and it wouldn't have changed anything for me. Like it would have been the same experience. - I also love, I wrote down here, I said, "I love how the guy contemplates castration "instead of just saying no to the mom."

- Yeah, yeah, that was funny. - He's just like, should I just like get a castration? I'm like, you can say no, bro. It's just a matter of going, excuse me, no. - I think a lot of people would be like, well, you kind of caught, you know, he's a kid, I kind of, I don't fucking know how old he is. - Yeah. - Yeah, also my favorite line in the entire first episode is when the mom, I think it's like banging the stepdad and she says, bang me so that my pubic hairs wear out. That's a real line. Someone subtitled that.

- Yeah, I don't know. - Yeah. I mean, this is just like peak mid 2000s shitty hentai. It has like all the callings of just like your, it's just very average. - I just wish there was a plot with like, I don't know. - I mean, I would rather have read the source material for this if that was source material. I would rather read this with higher quality arts than watch the shitty animation. And it wasn't just shitty animation. They used like the, they used,

like the technique back then, we'll just like using like the same repeated animations. So it just looked like the sex was taking place in the deja vu dimension. You know what I mean? It was just like the same two frames. - It's the same cut, but it's just zoomed into the face or not. - Yeah, exactly. - And then it's like, let's do like a slow zoom out to reveal that it's the exact same shot. - I just like the mother character, man.

- You're just into MILFs. - Yeah, you're just into MILFs. - I am, I am. You got me, you got me. - You got me there. - You got me, gamers. - You got me there. - But yeah, I don't know. The animation, it's alone, just kind of, it wasn't for me, man. It wasn't for me. - Yeah, I mean, I appreciated this more when I was fucking 17 or whatever. - Yeah, I think it was one of those things where I watched it like four or five years ago and I was like, "Holy shit, this is so hot." - I feel like if I watched it like back in the day,

then I would have had a little bit more appreciation for it. - I think it's like peak teenager, like do that to me. - Even then, 'cause back in the day, this had to compete with shit like Bible Black. - I guess so. - Sure, I think I would have rather watched Bible Black. - Yeah, and you know, most of the time I did fucking watch Bible Black. And it was like one of the few times where it was like, it was always the scenario that kept me coming back to Milky Hentai because God, that animation was just like such an instant fucking softy, man. - Yeah, it was pretty bad.

- I know, it's the premise, man. The premise got me. - And fair enough. Should we go on to the second one? My second one? - Sure. - What was that? "Haram Time" in the animation, right? - "Haram Time" in the animation.

- Can you guess what it's about? - Okay. - I know exactly why you picked this one. - I've seen this before as well. - Yeah, I haven't seen this in a very, very long time. But I'm a huge fan of, I forgot the guy who made it, but like the original- - Tosh. - Tosh, that's it, yeah. I'm a fan of Tosh's stuff. So like, I love the doujin of this. And I'm like, thank God they kept the art style. 'Cause like, that's my number one favorite name of Tosh's stuff. - So the premise was that this guy wakes up and he needs to find an heir. - Yeah, 'cause he's like a king or a lord.

- So he needs to make an air, which is like typical hentai plot 101. You need to make an air. Here are a bunch of females you can possibly make an air with. - And there's like two hot ones, there's two okay ones, and there's a fucking lolly. And it's like, for fuck sake. And then so they all just start fucking and it's like, okay, all right, fine. - It's a no bullshit one. It's just like straight to the point. - Okay.

like I was saying earlier, like when is a harem too much? 'Cause for me, anything after three is just like, that's when I think it's too much. You know, two is a nice choice, three is pushing it, four, it's a time management problem.

- Some days, right? I'm not gonna lie. I struggled to like, you know, even take care of myself. What makes you think I would take care of five fucking women on top of that? - Well, that's because you're trying to look at this in a realistic aspect. It is so clearly not realistic.

- Yeah, well that's the thing. Don't look at it as if that's me. Just look at it as if like there's a dude who's fucking a bunch of girls. - I'm not a cock Joey. I want it to be me. - I don't even care about realism. What I care about is material because when you have a harem, you can only have like so much screen time for one girl. And we've all read the fucking harem where it's like you're fucking like five to seven girls and every girl gets one page.

- One page. And then I'm like, how can I be satisfied with just one page per girl? - Hi, I'm blonde hair girl with big tits. Hi, I'm small hair girl with small tits. - Yeah, and they fit like three different positions on like one page. And I'm just like, this is just speed running sex now. Like this, like,

- There's no fucking foreplay. There's not anything. You're just getting straight into it. - Again, I like to be spoiled for choice. All right? Like sometimes, you know, that's the thing though. It's like, I can always go back to harem time and be like, all right, well maybe if I just want to focus on one girl, then I will focus on one girl. - Too much it was. Give me like five girls. Give me like one episode per girl. It needs to be one episode per girl. And then maybe one harem episode at the end, which I don't give a shit about. 'Cause it's all about the one episode per girl. - That's fair. That's fair.

- That is my structure. I need structure in my hentai and that is the structure. - When you're watching a harem, right? The one thing I fucking hate is like, you know, when, you know, I'm enjoying a scene with a particular girl and then it cuts the fucking lolly and I'm like, well, there goes it. There goes it. What I should do now? It's all over. 'Cause it's not one episode. You're constantly like having to fucking be like, all right, this seems good. Go, go, go, go. It's go time. You know, 'cause you don't want to nut accidentally on the lolly. 'Cause you fucking like, fuck, FBI's knocking on the door. - Just imagine that it's a MILF. - No.

- Just imagine that it's like a small table. - Your honor, I imagine that it was a milf. I plead the sixth, which is imagining that it's a milf. - I can just imagine you watching like this harem time and you just like fucking timestamp everything. It's just like, okay. - You download the episode, you cut out the lolly. - 1528, lolly scene, skip. Okay, 1720, nuts here on the floor.

- On the MILF looking character? - I put minus 100 points for having a lolly. - Oh my God. - Also, why was the side plot better than the main plot? - What do you mean? - Like what the fuck was that? What was this girl? - With the mom and the sister. - No, no, no, no, no. Like they just cut. - Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. With the one where it was the girl that he fell in love with originally. - In school, right? - Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Who eventually joins the harem, right?

- That was better than the actual harem. - That was better than the actual harem, dude. That shit was hard as fuck. - No, that scene's hard. - It was one-on-one. You got some character development there. You got an actual relationship. And then she joins the harem and I'm just like, it's ruined. - Ruined, yeah, yeah. And then she's like, "Ooh, I don't know." And then she's like, "I hate it when the girls are like, 'Oh no, I don't know.'" And then the moment they start fucking, they start doing like triple suplex fuck positions. And it's like, "What are you, what the fuck?" - It's like, "JK, I've read the Kama Sutra." - Yeah, she starts like fucking,

throwing him over his head. Like what the fuck is happening? - I just love when she was like, ooh, I don't know. And the other girls were just like, ha ha, let's see about that. And they just start stripping her. - So dominant. - It's just like ramming her into them. And it's like, whoa, whoa, whoa.

- No, but like, I'm guessing you pick this one. I mean, have you seen the, did you, were you like more of a fan of the source material or were you more of a fan of the actual adaptation? - Do you fucking love harems? - I do, I do like harems. Like I saw these two shows, I'm like, is Joey a harem guy? - I like my harems, but like, look, I've always, even with like the non-hentai, like doujin, like manga and stuff like that,

Like any- - It just feels like ADHD porn. Like I can't fucking focus. I'm like, what's going on here? - I like to be spoiled for choice. It's not about being spoiled for choice. It's about having like a sufficient amount of time to get invested in one girl and then enjoy it. - If I wanted to be invested in one girl, I would read a romance story.

- No. - No. - That's what that's for. - No, no, no. - Yes. - Come off it. - No. - No. I don't read the harem to be like, "Yes, I'm gonna care about this one girl and one girl only." 'Cause that completely goes against harems. If I wanna care about one girl, if I wanted to pick, all right, it's like, all right, I wanna go, I want this girl to get with the main guy and have this like beautiful romantic relationship, all this character development, I'd read a romance manga. That's what that's for.

- A harem is not, you're not supposed to read a harem to fucking get invested in one girl. - I disagree. - Even in fucking harem manga, they pick a girl, Joey. - The whole point of this harem was to choose one of them. - There's a winning girl and there's a reason we fight over best girl. It's because the best girl, we only want one girl. - Not all harems though have a best girl. - Also, I'm not gonna,

- For me, do you think the harem is like kind of spoiled when they're all just in on it and like happy with the situation? - Yeah. - I like it when they're like,

- I like it when they're fighting for each other. - Yeah, and you know. - There needs to be some fucking spice. If everyone's like happy. - Yeah, it's bullshit, man. Come on. The best part is like half the danger, man. That's why school days were semi good at times. It's like, yo, you gotta get his dick chopped off, man. - I don't know. I like to play games in easy mode. - There's no stakes. - I like my vanilla, but vanilla harems is just like, that's too easy mode. - Right. - I agree.

- But that's why I don't read vanilla harems. - I need some spice in there. - That's like saying, yeah, I'm a gamer and go play cookie clicker. It's like, what are you doing? This is like the easiest fucking mode. - Right. - I hate it, Joey. It was boring and it wasted my time.

- I mean, look, at least I can say there's better animated than fucking mother knows breast. - That is a masterpiece of storytelling. - Did I pick that as kind of a troll a little bit? - Probably. - I do want to mention Tosh again though, because I feel like that's the reason he picked this one. Because Tosh is like this legendary doujinshi artist who went on to make

Shokugeki no Soma. He was the artist for that, wasn't he? So like, I remember watching this and I remember I've never seen "Haram Time" before. - Well, they fucking look like Shokugeki no Soma sometimes. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the reason why, 'cause it's the same artist. And I remember, because I've never watched this actual anime before, but the doujin is fucking god tier. And like, I fucking hate harem doujins, but like his art carries this so much. And it was like,

it was really weird watching this adaptation 'cause it just reminded me why I want high quality hentai adaptations. 'Cause like- - I'm not gonna lie, the animation wasn't that great. I mean, it's pretty dated. - Okay, did you also like "Like All The Girls"?

- 'Cause when I turn a hentai on, immediately I'm like, these two girls are the ones I like, or one of the girls. Like I immediately single out the rest. - I mean, yeah, I definitely have like favorites. That's for sure. But like, I don't know. I don't really like to watch or read harems where if there's like a single girl, I just cannot fucking stand, right? Like that's the reason why like I didn't like "Infinite Straddles" for example, because there was that one girl who I just couldn't fucking stand. And that just completely ruined all the other girls for me.

Whereas like with harem type, like, I don't know. I don't think that deeply when it comes to hentai though. It's just like, I'm not gonna be like, "Hmm, yes, I do." - Now you're playing innocent. - It's like, I'm not gonna like sit, I'm not gonna sit at like a bunch of like fucking girls in a hentai harem and be like, "Hmm, yes, I don't like the personality of this one girl, therefore completely ruined." Like, that's not what I watch, that's not what I read Tosh for. Like I read Tosh because these girls are hot.

- His art is God tier. - His art's God tier. - So you look for like the art and the animation more than like the premise or? - I look for both. I look for both. - I definitely look for art more. - That's why it's so hard for me to find my perfect hentai 'cause it's so,

- It's fucking hard to find both. And like what I will say is watching this kind of reminded me why I think I'm gonna make like a blanket statement where I don't think there's a hentai adaptation that is better than the source material. - I agree with that 100%. - And there's a reason for this.

- I don't. - I was gonna say, let's calm down here. None of us have read "Mother Knows Breast". Come on. - Is there even source material for that? - I don't know. - If there is, I don't wanna read it. - You open up "Mother Knows Breast", do I just stick figures? It's like, "Mother!"

- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

I've spent fucking half an hour trying to pick the perfect one to not to, I guess this one will do. - Yeah, this will have to do. - But no, because like there are plenty of like fucking amazing doujinshi artists where they like someone like Tosh who is so good that he is now just a straight up, just a manga artist. But the problem with hentai adaptations

is that no matter how good the source material is, 'cause as we've established, source material can be good, if not better, like than actual manga. But the problem is, no matter how good the source material is, the adaptation and the animation will always be subpar/mediocre.

It's like if every anime adaptation was just like done by JC staff second team. There is no Ufotable or Bones of hentai. You just like, even like Pink Pineapple, like some of the best that they can do is still like B to C tier anime. - Well, Pink Pineapple is just the A1. - But you're obviously gonna lose some of the detail when you do it in animation, right? It can't be one for one. - Yeah, but like I said- - I would gladly like drop 50% of the quality if it means it's moving.

I am fucking sick into, I don't wanna fucking physically- - Yeah, but that's because you can't get off the doujins. - I don't wanna, why the fuck would I wanna physically turn a page while I'm- - Read anything by Tosh and it'll change your mind. - Okay, I'm gonna continue this conversation when we get to your next pick. - Is it my next pick or my last one? It's probably my last one, I think. - It's your queen bee pick. Should we just skip to you? - Is that my second or my third?

- I'm pretty sure it's the third one. - It's the third, it's the third. - No, you picked. Okay, so here's how I knew Connor had shit taste. He picked one "Milky" studio adaptation and two "Queen Bee" anime. - Oh, are they both "Queen Bee"? - Two, yes. Both of them were "Queen Bee". - No wonder they sucked. - I am happy to clown on "Queen Bee" and the animation. Why the fuck do they get all the good stories? It's pissing me off. - That's the fucking problem. That's why they are the "Milky" of this generation.

I can totally be like, I hate you so much, but God damn you're good. - Yeah, and "Pink Pineapple" is the opposite, right? It has a great animation, but that shit premise is- - That's the problem though, is that for some reason, some dude who has all the good plots, they have a fucking round table somewhere in Tokyo and they decide the best plot, like some NBA draft, and they give it to the worst fucking studio. - Which one would you like, sir, queen be, and he's just like, "I'll take these." - I hate it so much, but I can't stop watching it 'cause the premises are so goddamn good.

- It's just like, when I see Queen Bee, it's just like- - No, I hate it. - It's like NAMM flashbacks. - Like if Soft on Demand wasn't already a company, that should be like Queen Bee Animation, like animation company name, man.

- I hate it. - I see the fucking worst part. So the second animation, the second answer you recommended was - You cannot tell me this is shit. Fuck off. - This premise is a fucking bang. - I've read the original source material. - I've read the original source material and I fucking hate it that Queen Bee got this fucking source material 'cause Queen Bee get the best source material. - I'm basically reading the doujin with extra steps when it's animated by Queen Bee.

- The problem with Queen Bee, right, is that they are premium hentai clickbait because they have like the best stills. And you see the thumbnail as you're scrolling down and you're like, yo, this looks fucking hot. And then you see them moving and it's just like instant softy. - And it's literally just like them taking the dojo and doing this. - Yeah, it's like- - It sucks. I hate it.

- I think he fucking learns how to use like the warp tool in Photoshop and also like the fucking Vegas like key framing tool. And those are like the two tools they know how to use. - I will not lie, it does sometimes put me off when I see a blatant shitty key frame. That's annoying. - Yeah.

- Damn if their plot's ain't good, man. God damn. - Their plot's the good bit. - God damn. - And the character design's fucking hot too. - Yeah. So shall I explain the plot as I remember it from this one? You can correct me if I get anything wrong. Basically it's two girls, you know, so not too many to keep track of, like Jerry. And it's summer break, not summer break. And the dad is never at home conveniently.

- Yeah, yeah. - And they fuck. And one of the girls is like super horny and always wants to fuck. And one of the girls just wants to watch for some reason. I don't get that. - And then the shy girl kind of like gets us like, "Oh, I'm interested in sex now." - Yeah, and then the shy girl is like, "Hell yeah, dude." The shy girl's hot as fuck, dude. And then they just start, you know, they, okay. - It's very, it's, it's-

- They don't miss. - This is like- - Except the end where they like run off together and get like- - That was weird. - That was weird. I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, come on, let's start it back. - The thing I noticed about all the stuff that you like is it's basically just live action porn animated. It's just your typical fucking Pornhub video, except it's hentai. - But the thing is, right, is that when it's like on Pornhub, these people look fucking weird or disgusting half the time.

and I don't wanna, you know what I mean? And it's nice seeing like, you know, just fucking like, I don't know, just normal people. - It's nice not seeing an ugly bastard, just say it. - It's nice not seeing, it's nice seeing someone who I could be like, that could be me. If I was a lucky motherfucker, you know? And like, you're watching it, you know, also it's got everything that I like, man, straight up. Like, and you know, public sex is hot in shows. It's dangerous, man, it's dangerous. Got a little danger going on.

- Are you saying that's through experience or? - Well, I don't comment on those kinds of things, Dre. There's also like, what is the one that came out recently? The Succubus one, what it was called. - Succubus, which is why I'm surprised you didn't recommend that one. - I didn't pick that because I thought- - That was by a good animation studio. - Yeah, because I thought I didn't pick that 'cause I thought that was too easy. - It's too high quality.

- I thought it was too easy. I thought we would agree on it. - 'Cause the thing is, I actually noticed- - 'Cause that's the better version. - I actually noticed this down, which is like, why did Connor not pick "Stuck in a State Life", which is by the same author and artist? They're both by the same artist. - That is like amazing. That's God tier. That's up there to me with like "Masterpiece".

- That is better than the masterpiece because it has good animation. - We'll agree to disagree. - But the point was is that like, dude, cause the scene in that succubus, was it succubus state? - Succubus state life. - Like that, that fucking scene when they fuck in the hallway, that's hot as shit, dude. - Is it not? Come on. - Come on, is it not? - No, it is. - Cause you're like, yo, we got like 30 seconds to wrap this up. Let's do it. And it's hot as shit. - The quickest nut in the world. - Yeah, but that's what's hot about it, man. Cause you're like, yo, the danger. I know they're not gonna get caught, but.

- It could be. - It could. And like what I love about a lot of the character designs that Queen Bee happened to choose is that all the girls, they're like, they have a bit of meat on them.

- Yeah, dude. - You see like a lot of anime girl designs, especially in hentai and it's just like typical here I am anorexic. - I want a little chunk to them. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's rare that you get to see any like meat anyway, stuff like breasts in fucking hentai. - I also appreciate how almost 99% of the time they do maintain the original artist's touch. - And that's probably the problem. - You're saying I have good taste is what I mean. - It's literally scene for scene

but just with a little bit of like warming, that's all. - So good taste? This is a good one, come on. - This is a good one, but it was good taste. - Are you not entertained? - It was good until you chose mothernose breast. - Wait, we don't worry about that. - It's a good one because the source material is fantastic. - The source material is gold. - The source material is fantastic. Queen Bee, hell no.

- Oh no, man. - Get that shit out of my face. - Get that shit out of here. - Are you putting the animation and all of that above? - It is as important. - As important? I mean, I'd argue the premise. - No, no, no, no, no. If animation isn't as important, then why am I not reading the fucking doujin shit? - If I cared about animation, right? I would just watch real life porn 'cause that shit, that's one to one perfect animation. You know what I mean? - Real life porn and hentai are nothing alike. You know? - That's what I'm saying.

- That's like saying I would rather watch the live action adaptation of an anime rather than the fucking anime. - No, no, no. - Yes it is. - Here's what I don't understand. If you don't care about animation quality in your hentai, then why do you not read doujins?

I don't want to fucking turn a page. I draw the line having to move one of my limbs beyond what I'm already doing. - You're already moving one. - I don't want to have to go.

- Oh, next page. I'm a fast reader as well, Joey. - Okay, what about try on your fucking phone? 'Cause you have the hands free. - Why don't you flick? - Okay, you know what? 'Cause this is awful, right? You know when you've had to watch on your phone, you've had to make do, right? I fucking hate it when you get a message from someone, when you've like, it's like, you've got it. And it's like, Joey's like, "Yo Connor, what are you up to?" I'm like, "For fuck."

I gotta restart this progress bar now. Fucking hell. It puts me off, so that's why I Chromecast it. - I'm just gonna message you every hour now, just hoping that I'll catch you. - That's why, that's why I Chromecast it to my TV. So I don't have to, you don't get a big fucking notification from like Duolingo being, "Hey, why you masturbating?" - Wait, wait, wait, you watch it on like your fucking widescreen TV in your living room? - No, not living room, bedroom, bedroom. - Bedroom, yeah. - I wanna be in bed, dude. I wanna, you know, come on, man, I wanna be cozy.

'Cause I, okay, I can't do it sitting up. Like, I don't know why. - I can't do it. Like I've only done it sitting up basically. - Really? Oh my God. - Yeah. Do you do it lying down? - Yeah. - Dude, that's a fucking mess, man. - What do you mean? Get tissues. Get tissues, what the fuck? - Bailey's just like.

- I don't know, I can do it in any position really. Like standing up, sitting down, lying down. - He's very up. No, I mean, like obviously, you know, it's, I don't know, I just wanna be comfortable. I wanna be optimal comfort. - Oh, I get that, I get that. But it's hard to like fucking like look at the same time. - Pillows, pillows, man.

- Like I'm in hospital, like I'm in a hospital bed. - Just sit up there. - No dude. - You have like the optimal fucking gamer set up to fucking jerking off, but you can't just like use your second hand to hold a phone. - No. - Are you kidding me? - No, no, no. 'Cause the screen's so fucking small man. - Dude, VR porn was invented for you. - Maybe if one day, right, there's a way where I can do like, you know, big screen. - You need like a phone

- Google next page. Google next page. - Wait, wait, wait. - Google, turn to the next page. - Okay, if I made like a fucking PowerPoint presentation for you, if I like converted to PowerPoint presentations for you, which you can Chromecast and you can be like, next page, next page, next page. - I'm sold. - Would you be able to jack off to that?

- Maybe, yeah. Yeah, probably actually. I think I could actually. - So wait, it's not even the matter of the fact that it's like it's on paper and it has words that you have to read. It's just the fact that you're too lazy to turn a fucking page. - Yes. - That's the problem. That's what gets you soft. - Yes. I don't like holding my phone 'cause I text on my phone all the time. I don't like looking at the porn on my phone.

I'm gonna be honest with you, I don't. - I'm gonna make a gamer set up for you just for jacking off, man. It will be like optimized. - It's the same reason why like, if you've ever been like, you know, I'm sure it's happened at some point, right? Maybe in a relationship and they've offered to send you a nude picture. I don't wanna look at that shit on my phone. - What do you look at it on then? - I just don't wanna look at it at all. I'm like, I, it's fucking, what is that? There's a story going on here. Why are you sending me this shit?

- Wait, what? - What's the reason? You know when someone sends a nude or something, you know, you've been in a relationship, right? I'm sure maybe you send, you know. I can't when it's just a still image on my phone. I want you to stare at it. - You want them to send a fucking synopsis along with the photo? - No, no, I don't want anything. Don't send anything. I'll do it myself. I'll find, I have methods.

I have the hentai websites which I can Chromecast to my bedroom. - Well, yeah, in that case, like the video is always better, but like what I'm saying is that, you know, even if it's a fucking- - You've got a doujin, right? If you play it on like a PowerPoint, right? Let's say it changes page every five seconds. That's fine. I can do it.

- So if I made one for you, would you do it? - Yeah, I'll do it. - So you basically just need like a hands-free version of the Jinchi and you'll be okay with it. - Pretty much, yeah. - Why don't you like, I wonder if we could like fucking connect it to like the Alexa. Alexa, next page. - Maybe I can wear a HTC Vive while I'm doing it. - That's what I'm saying, the VR porn was made for people like you. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 'Cause I always say like one of the big advantages of the Jinchi is that you can go at your own fucking pace. 'Cause you know, you have certain scenes in an anime

- When you're just like, man, this blow job scene is taking too long. As you've already said. But you don't wanna get involved and fucking be buffering it every time there's an uninteresting scene. - Which is normally why you just kind of guess. You're like, all right, I reckon it'll be the scene here and it'll get good in about 30 seconds or a minute. So I'll just skip to that and I'll be like, go ahead.

And if it's really taking the piss and it's going on for a good five minutes, I'm like, oh fuck, come on, you're having a laugh now. And then I'll go up and I'll reluctantly get out my phone and be like, all right,

- Still going, still going. And we're done. - No, but see, that's what I like about Dojin is that like, as you said, you can go at your own pace, right? So if there's like a scene that's like really hot, like you can take your time to look at it. - You can take your time, you can look at all the fucking finest details, you know? - Joey just puts it on the like fucking mic, like damn. - Dude, I fucking frame that shit up, just like, damn, that's a piece of art right there. - I'm just lazy. I think that's what's the problem.

- Yeah, we figured. I mean, you say you're lazy, but you go into like extra steps in order to- - Chromecast it. - Yeah, in order to Chromecast it and be like, I don't know, how can I describe it? - I have to use like an express VPN. Thank you, shout out to the sponsor for us. And I use that and then I have to like get a separate app to Chromecast videos that can't be Chromecast. So it's a big- - Why would you bother?

- Just 'cause I don't wanna watch it on my phone. I really hate watching stuff on my phone like that. I don't know. It really is like, it bothers me like so much. - You say you're lazy, but this is like the opposite of lazy. This is putting in extra steps just to enjoy some fucking porn. - No, I get it. But like, it's like,

- It's like, to me, it's like the Winnie the Pooh meme where Garnt is the normal Winnie the Pooh and I'm the Winnie the Pooh that's like, yes. Yes, Chromecast it. Garnt's like, "Ooh, ooh, picture, ooh, slew." - Watch on PC monitor, watch on Chromecast.

- Hands free experience. - Hands free Chromecast. - Also I gotta say like, you got fucking balls to like press the Chromecast button. That's just like the sign of someone who's obviously living alone. 'Cause I imagine like- - No, I used to do it when I had roommates as well. - Really? - Yeah, and we had two- - Men's living on the edge.

- Because I was confident, right? 'Cause there's like a five second buffer for Chromecast. And I knew if it wasn't buffering immediately, I'm like abort mission. - Chromecasting hentai. - Listen, it's the future.

- Okay, if you are at your parents' house, would you dare press that Chromecast button? - If it was in my room? 100%. - Because my house, like my parents' house have too many Chromecast. That's like, it's a fucking danger wank at that point, man. You're playing a dangerous game there. - What are they all called, TV One?

- All it takes is one misclick, man. All it takes is one slip of the thumb. - It's like diffusing a bomb, where if you cut the wrong wire, you're just fucked, right? - Okay, listen, let's say it happened, right? I'm fine. I can go and be like, "Mom, come on.

- Come on, you know I... Come on, mom. What am I supposed to do? - What if your mom just comes up being like, "Queen Bee, really?" That's what I'm more disappointed about. - She's like, "Owen watches Pink Pineapple." - Yeah. - My favorite child watches Pink Pineapple. - Accidentally Chromecast mother blows breasts into your mother's TV.

- She's like, "Milky, really? "Milky, fucking Milky? "I didn't raise you for fucking 23 years "just so you can watch Milky." - Listen, listen, we're getting off topic. The point was right is that that Queen Bee- - The premise is 10 out of 10. - The premise is 10 out of 10. - The premise is hot, ruined by Queen Bee. - Can you, okay, so you couldn't jack off to that? - No. - Really?

- You know what I did actually after I saw that and I was like, oh, this is this one. I actually went and watched, I read the doujin. - Oh, because for me, if the animation is good enough, I'm like, I can get a better nut. I'm gonna get a better nut. - You wouldn't nut to that? - No, no. Like I would find something better. - It's like, oh, my friend recommended me 240p porn.

- I mean, I could if I tried, but I know if two clicks away, there's a 720p. - When I was like 14, I had to make do with 144p when I could, man. - You're a grown adult. You can make your own fucking choices now. - I stream that queen bee on 1080p to my Chromecast. - Yeah, exactly. - We can choose much better hands on. - You can choose literally anything by pink pineapple. - I would literally rather not to succubus state life for like the 10 millionth time than not to that once. - As I have gone, as I have. - Than not to that once.

- You can't wear it out. You can't rewatch the same one too many times because otherwise you get too familiar with it, right? And you don't want to be that- - That's the thing. I would rather be familiar with it and be worn out with it because I would rather do that than have no standards. - No standards, come on, man. - But that's why I like reading doujin, right? Because it updates way more frequently than hentai does.

So I'm always like constantly looking for the next thing. So that's why I never get familiar enough with the series. - I mean, how often, how many doujins you reading? How often you reading doujin? - Like a few times a week. - Fucking hell, Joey, Jesus. - I mean, you know, sometimes I'm just bored and I'm like, I wonder what's new on Fakku. It's like, you know, I wanna know. I wanna keep up to date with the industry. - I don't have that much thirst for it, you know.

- I have my fill, you know, I do it. I'm like, all right, I'm right. - Like talking to you, I feel like fucking the act of like, the act of rubbing one out is like a quick time event for you.

You know what I mean? It's just like, okay, I have designated 15 minutes. I must mash X for these 15 minutes. Okay, back to normal life now. - Because you know, it's like, to me, it's like jacking off is entirely different to like sex and how that feels, right? It's a totally different world. Because one of them I don't need to, you know, it's whatever. And the other one it's like, all right, I like this. I'll take my time with it. That's the way I see it. So I really don't give a shit.

- Fair enough. - Fair enough. - All right, let's go on to Garnt's second one. Garnt's second one was, - I'm gonna say it, I busted out to this one.

- This one was great. This one was fantastic. - Okay, this one, okay. So usually to explain why I picked this one, usually I'm like a very much a vanilla guy, you know, two happy, you know, loving couples. - This is great, this is fantastic. - But this one was the one hentai that made me realize, man, maybe crazy girls are fucking hot, man. - I mean, look, the moment I saw this, I was like, of course Garnt's into this because this goes literally one step away from every one of Garnt's favorite tsundere characters.

- Okay, this is one step above a tsundere character. - Okay, 'cause you talked about reverse rape earlier. And like, I feel like- - This wasn't reverse rape. - This was like reverse mind break. - This was like a start off as blackmail, but then it just ended up- - It just ended up as like just standard like S&M, right? - But it was hot. - Yeah, no, it was hot, but-

I don't know. I'm just not really into like the sadistic girls. - Although I did have a kind of like, shot them out there for a moment when they were talking like, who took the, so the premise is that like, she asks him out and the guy says no. But for some reason she has the guy's phone. And on this phone is a picture of him like in BDSM outfit, I guess. And then she's like, oh, if you don't want me to send this to everyone in the school, you need to come to my place. - Come back to my house. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And so it's like, oh, okay. And then halfway through when they're fucking, she's like, oh, who took this picture? And I was having a great time. And then he goes, oh, my sister took it. My little sister. I'm like, whoa, whoa. - I completely forgot about that. - And then it's just like, - She isn't brought up again. - And then he's like, your sister took it? And he's like, yeah. And it's like, all right, keep fucking me. It's like, are we not gonna touch upon this again? - And then he's like, yeah, she doesn't want anything sexual out of it. And I was like,

- Press extra down. - I was like, "You sure about that?" - I was like, "I think she does." And I saw an episode two with a different girl and I was like, "Oh, I'm gonna guess that's the little sister." - No, I mean, it was, unfortunately this is just like a one shot that episode two is a completely different girl, completely different guy. It's one of those ones where this is like- - God, I hate that so much. - Yeah, yeah. 'Cause I wanted more of this. I wanted more of this. I was very disappointed that we didn't get more of this.

And because the thing about this is that for me, this one was all premise. 'Cause I didn't even think the girl looked that hot. - There were some frames where she looked fucking butter. - The animation is subpar to say the least. - The animation was subpar. The character designs were fucking shit. - It was like a CDI game at some point. Like there was one or two frames and I'm like, fuck what happened to that face? Holy shit. - I also just like one scene that I just couldn't fucking get over is like when he's like first like,

He's like, you know, kind of like doing Sazer and like sitting on his knees. And he's like, all right, Jack off. And I'm just like, how the fuck do you Jack off while sitting on your knees? - Can I at least like put my knees down? - I'm like, oh my God. Yeah, like my legs would be fucked. Like I wouldn't be able to concentrate.

I'm like, your legs are dead. There's no way I'll be able to keep a boner with this. - No, 'cause what I liked about this was that it didn't immediately just go to the fucking. There was so much buildup. - I like that. - Yeah, and it was one of the inside where I'm just like, man, normally you just wanna skip straight to the fucking, but this one made the payoff worth it.

You know what I mean? - This is good. - That's what made this like, this is what a good plot in a hentai can be where it's just like, you have enough buildup that you need without it being boring. - Right, but that's because like the S and M like side of things kind of made like a nice like twist on it, right? It wasn't just like standard boy and standard girl talking and then it gets the fuck. It's like, it's a little spice to it, right? - Yeah, yeah. It was like the right amount of spice to it without being too over the top. - Yeah. - Yeah, also why is it like when it's rape and hentai, it's like full on like fucking

Jesus Christ, like disgusting. But then when it's, you know, reverse rape, it's always like, well, I guess you should fuck me. It's like, come on. - I think you just really like reverse rape. - Well, I do, but it's never actually like the way, like it's nowhere near like the reverse of what the rape is meant to be. It's always like- - It's always suggestive, right? - Yeah, but like this one, like, I mean, the guy could have left at any time and she said that the guy could left and she gave him his phone back. He could have left. That wasn't, come on. - But he wasn't going to, 'cause he's a masochist, right? Like that was the whole premise of it.

- It was weirdly realistic. - That's why I was like, this is why we need to correct the reverse rape tag. It should be reverse suggest that you fuck me please. - Reverse suggested black male rape.

- I mean, yeah, I liked it. It was good. It was good. It was the first time I saw a blowjob on hentai that I, well not the first one, it's like, you know, very rarely where I was like, that's hot. The Leonardo DiCaprio thing with nice, nice. I liked that. - I'm realizing from this fucking conversation, you like your fucking milfs. You like your harems. I need my spice, man. - I like spice too. - No, I like my spice. - What did you find as spice?

- Define spice Garnt. - Okay, so like aside from vanilla, which we can all agree, always great, top tier. - Always a solid. - Always a solid, but like I don't want just like the normal kind of relationship. There always needs to be like a twist to it. You know, like what I like is like,

especially if it's like a relationship where they know they shouldn't fuck. That's like hot to me. - Yeah, there's a hot. - And that's why you like domestic girlfriend. - That's why I like domestic girlfriend. - I like my spice. - You like danger fucks. - Yeah. - You like flaming like tire mountain fucks, right? Where it's just like, this is just burning down to the ground, but I'm enjoying it while it burns. - Isn't that why like stepmom porn is so popular? 'Cause it's supposed to be like forbidden. - Yeah, it's like taboo, right? - Yeah, right?

I think that's why it is so popular because it's like, oh, I shouldn't be doing this. - It's like step-mom porn and incest porn as well. - Yeah, and it's like, even in the premise, it's not, I guess, technically incest. It's just really uncomfortable. - Yeah, I'm surprised, aside from mothers with no breasts, there is, none of us recommended any brother or sister hentai. - That's because brother and sister is like, for some reason, step-mom and kid is like, all right. But brother and sister is like, oh.

- Also there's like way too much brother and sister stuff. - I'm the opposite, but that's probably because I'm an only child. So I'm just like brother and sister, yeah. - That's the bit too fucking realistic. Let's get that out of my head. - I think the immediate assumption is like anyone who likes like stepmom is like, I mean, you want to fuck your mom. It's like, no, not a fucking all, quite the opposite. I just don't know what I'd say.

because it's like, what is more forbidden than doing that? And it's like the most illegal you can get whilst being legal. - Yeah. - That's what it is, right? 'Cause by every single measurable thing, it is fucked up and wrong. - Yeah. - But not really. - Not really. - Right? - It only just gets more morally wrong, right? The only thing worse than fucking a step-mom is your step-dad, right?

So it's, you know, it's fucked, right? But it's like, cause it's like,

- The way I judge it is that it's the kind of porn that you can't really like, or scenario that if you, let's say you had sex with your step-mom, that's not the kind of thing you can go, "So guys," totally legal by the way, "I did sleep with my step-mom." Everyone would be like, "What the fuck?" - Okay, question to you then. If mother's no breast was like, if the mom was a blood-related mom, would you still be able to not do that? - No, no, no. - Too realistic? Too realistic? - That's too like, "I have a mom."

- But a step mom never had that, can't experience that. But you know, I mean, not that I would want that anyway, but it's like, what's the other one with there's another hentai where like, it's like a Russian mom comes. It's like a Russian blonde woman comes to like 20 year old high school neat.

And then it's like four episodes where they like fucking do shit and it's good. It's the same shit. - I don't watch a lot of the- - Same shit. It's honestly the same shit, but like the guys that are super into it. - It's the same thing, but this time the mom is Russian. - Yeah, basically. - Yeah, basically. - I don't know. Like it's like for some reason it's weird, right? 'Cause I get it monkey brain, but like story in video games, nah. Premise in porn, yes please. - Yeah, because the thing is like a lot of the hentai that,

like I enjoy is like I said, the ones with spice in it. And it just happens that a lot of them just happen to have fucking step incest in there. And like what I hate is when it's just like the fucking incest hentai when it's when the brother and the sister, they wanna fuck. You know what I mean? - That's fucked and weird bro. - That's like a big turn off for me. You know what I mean? - Right. - That's like the ones that make you like stand up and go like, "Oh fuck, oh."

- The hard tap of the- - When is the fucking Oniichan hentai? You know the fucking ones I mean, the Oniichan hentais. That's like instant softy, get this shit out of my face. - There are so many people into that though. - I know. - I think Overflow, right? Is like one of the most popular hentai this year. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Number three, I think. - Yeah, yeah. - And that is just all brother and sister. And I watched it 'cause I was like, it's number three. Well, surely the critics know their stuff, right? Surely. First episode, like brother in the bath and then sister comes in the bath. Okay, all right, all right. Just accidentally fucking inserts and it's like, fuck.

- Say, what did I expect? What did I expect? - Which how do you accidentally insert? How does that happen? - Speaking of accidentally insert, what was the fucking short form like Hentai that you're gonna put on the list? - Oh, I can't remember the name. - It was like the girl falling from the second floor or something. - The girl falling from the second floor. I'd like, 'cause the reason I watched that one was it was 'cause it's like a full season, right?

And this was a hentai that somehow ended up on fucking Annie charts in my anime list. - What? - No, there's sometimes like overflow. That was like a seasonal anime that ended up on my anime list for some reason, right? Because it's like five minute episodes and it's like a full season. So the full season is like- - But it's porn. - Yeah, but it's porn. So I don't know how it ends up on seasonal anime lists. - But in the species reviews. - Yeah, right.

- So yeah, I can't remember the name. So should I like fucking Google the name? - Yeah, I forgot what it was, but basically the premise is like, there's a guy who's living in like a really old, like rickety apartment that's like kind of falling apart. And there's a girl that lives right above him, like a really hot girl. And the girl was like doing dance practice or whatever the fuck it was. And because the apartment is so rickety and old, she falls through the second floor, like,

it goes down to the guy where the guy is sleeping and she lands on his dick and inserts. And I'm like- - And you can also see that her underwear has somehow shifted. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Which for one, the fucking physics that goes into this, for one, 'cause he must've like just had a permanent stiffy. - At the correct angle. - At the correct- - It was like a fucking angle perfect frame perfect fall.

- You know what I mean? So we're gonna do the second floor clip. The penis needs to be angle perfect. The fall needs to be framed perfect for the landing to go smoothly. - But the reason I find it so hilarious was because it was on a seasonal anime show and it got fansubbed and whoever was fansubbing this. - It was funny. - Whoever was fansubbing this was obviously not like taking this seriously. 'Cause you know, he was technically still translating it but

- The fucking phrasing that he used was, there's literally a frame where the girl says, "Shoot your goo, my dude." I'm just like, this is fucking awesome. - That was very good. - Yeah, I just wanted to bring that one up 'cause I thought it was fucking hilarious. - Okay, like, title's on screen now, go and find it now, I'll send the title to me. - The only thing that was like weird about the one that you chose, Garnt, was that she just at one point is like, "Yeah, just rape my ass, just do it." And I was like, "What?"

And then he didn't, or a classy man, first of all. But I was like, why did she say that? What a fucking weird thing to say. - Yeah, where did the sadism go? - I like that because it was just like- - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

- I don't know. - I give it a nine out of 10. - It was good. - I give it like a seven or an eight. It was pretty good. - It's something I'll come back to you in a year and be like, nice. - Yeah, you know what? I can watch the second episode. - All right, so we go to Joey's last pick then, I guess. When I saw Joey recommend this one, I wanted to like fucking high five the dude, man.

- Why? - You can high five me right now. - Yeah. So Joe recommended Kuroino, which is, should I call it like famous or infamous? - Definitely infamous. Yeah. I knew that probably Garnt had seen it before, but I just wanted to see what Connor would say. - Yeah. - That was vile. Fucking disgusting. It was abhorrent. There's not enough English language to convey what you made me sit through.

- What the fuck? Have you nodded to that? - It is. - Yeah, absolutely. - What do you mean absolutely? - It is an experience. - Why do these goblins? - Okay, I don't know what the fucking premise of this whole show is, right? Go and explain that. - So I feel like the premise is that there is a kingdom, right? They've made a kingdom. - There is a kingdom. - They've separated. - We live in a kingdom. - We live in a kingdom. - They've separated like girls from guys and girls like kind of live in this kind of

high class posh kind of kingdom. And then there are the boys who are just like- - The boys! - The boys who are just like the dirt bag of the world. And it's basically the main mercenary leader is just fucking guts. This is like-

- He just guts, right? This is the hentai adaptation of berserk with even more rape. This is just like, if you take berserk, remove all the cool parts and you just keep the rape. - Pretty much, pretty much. - I saw the tags and I was like, fuck.

- Not gonna lie, I only chose this one purely to get a reaction out of Connor. 'Cause I knew Garnt watched it and Garnt likes it. - So like the premise is the guys trying to invade the kingdoms like that the girls built. And of course they invade it and it's like a fantasy, dark fantasy middle like- - So the first episode they invade like the elves.

- They're all tan, which is immediately hot for me. - They invade the elf kingdom and they just fucking gang bang the shit out of these elves. - Why? For some reason, okay. So he wants to sleep with this woman, right?

- Why does he let the orcs fuck them? What's up with that? Why are the orcs fucking them? 'Cause there's orcs there. Also, why are the orcs listening to this guy? Like, why are orcs there? - Because the orcs wanna get some. - And then also, why do the orcs have human dicks? You notice that?

- I mean, I mean, cause it's a hentai. - No, no, no, no, they do not have fucking human dicks. - They had human dicks. - They do not have fucking human dicks. - They had giant human dicks. - No, no, no. - I paused on one of the frames cause I had to take like a fucking- - That is not a human dick. That is a fucking ox. - That's a horse dick. - That's a fucking horse cock right there. You know what I mean? - It was drawn completely- - The girth of-

- I'm not arguing with the girth of the size. - The girth on that dick was just like as wide as the woman's waist. - Okay, let's be fucking honest. - Because what happens is right, I had to pause it at one moment. Cause I was just like, one, this is disgusting. I had to pause many times to be like, to stand up and go like, just fucking light a cigarette. I don't even smoke.

- Just light a cigarette. - But there was just one scene and I remember it, 'cause there was like four orcs and I paused and there was like four orcs standing around each other, right? Like this. - And the dicks were blurred, but you could clearly see they were normal human dicks. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Totally. And I was like, why? This is so weird. - Why wouldn't have orcs dick- - They should have gross, ugly orc dicks, man. - But no one wants to see that. - Does anyone want to see this anyway?

- You've added ugly bastard with an extra faction. - No, that's fucking Orcs. They're just ugly bastards and the dick. That's like an extra fucking girthy, ugly bastard dick. - I refuse to believe people like watching Orcs fuck people. - Well then why is there so much of it? - Why? Who are these people? - The reason why there's so much is because there's lots of people who want to watch it. - Why? Why would you want to watch it?

- You can ask that question about MILFs as well. Why would you want to watch it? - No, no, come on. - Because people are into it. - Are you comparing MILFs to ogres? Are you really comparing MILFs to ogres, Joey? Calm down. - Okay, okay, 'cause what I will say about "Kuririno"

- It's shit. - It is every fucking tag that I detest. Let's be honest, orcs are just ugly bastards, but just square. - With attitude.

- They're just ugly bastards, but just even uglier with a different skin tone. And like I normally, I remember first watching "Kurina" and I'm just like, why would I fucking want to watch this? But what it does, it's that this hentai is so,

is so ridiculous and so over the top that it just like, you know that meme where, not the meme where, you know when a film is so bad that it's good? - No. - This is that hentai for me. - No, no, no. - It is so ridiculous. - This is Tommy Wiseau, the room of hentai, right? - This is so ridiculous and so offensive that it's not even turn off anymore and it just becomes hot. That was Kuro Yuno for me, man. - It's hot?

- You think it was hot? - It was like, I couldn't take this like, 'cause you talk about you want this to be realistic 'cause you wanna like self insert, right? I'm like, this is too ridiculous. I can't see this happening. - There isn't a million percent chance where I would ever self insert myself to anywhere in the show. - What part of it were you able to be like, this is so hot that I can not do this?

Like what aspect? - Okay, I really like, A, I really like elf girls and I really like tan girls. - Dude, dark skin elf girls. - Dark skin elf? - Dark skin elf girls, man. - Replace every hentai with a dark skin elf and I will watch any- - There is not enough dark skin elf hentai in the world. - Fair enough, fair enough. - I want my dark skin elf representation in hentai. - I'm fine with that.

But you know, the point where five goblins were, I'm pretty sure they created new holes with what they were doing. There was one, the immediate when he put his- - I think there was only two, wasn't there? - I remember the first time he put his dick in. - This is what was disgusting. This is where I nearly vomited. - It was like the gift where it was just like a hole and like the train trying to smash its way through the hole. Except it smashes away through the hole. And I remember the first time I watched it, I was just like,

- Because you see the outline of this thing up to here. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Why can I see the outline? That is disgusting. - Because it's a fucking horse. Like my jaw hit the floor when he fucking got the dick in man. And it wasn't just that, I remember the scene where they fucking come and like I remember most,

you see most, most like most hentai protagonist have like a bit of extra cum than like what any normal man could cum. - Yeah. - These orcs have fucking five gallons of cum saved up all inside to this girl where I'm just like,

How can I take this seriously? At what point does it cease to become and it becomes whipped cream? - The scene that fucking killed me is when it like after all the first girl, right? Not the queen, but like the one of the servants, right? After all it's done. And she's been suspended by two cops. Like fucking London Bridge. I'm just like, this is so fucking amazing. It's so stupid. It's so ridiculous that it's fucking hot.

- It's just like, she just gets spit roasted. Like literally spit roasted. - She's literally suspended with two orc cocks. - So gross. - It's fucking insane. - It is so fucking gross and vile and disgusting. - I legit, like I Googled how to fucking clear my incognito history after I watched it. I was like, this is so fucking disgusting. Like I...

- I'm glad I watched this last because it ruined my day. I was like, this is so vile. - Do you wanna know something too? Episode one's probably the teamest as well. - Really? - Yeah. - How? - Episode, I think three is probably the most vile one.

if you ever want to challenge yourself to that one. But yeah. - Everything about it was just gross. Like I do not understand how anyone could- - This is the exact reaction I was hoping for and I'm so glad. - I think like my penis actually inverted at some point. Like I actually couldn't find it. Like I was so turned off. - Okay, but what if the dark skin elf was a MILF? - No, even worse. That's even worse. Why would you ruin something amazing? - No, because, okay.

- No, no, no, no, because right? It's just, I do not want to see four or five fucking orcs gang banging someone. That is fucked up. - How can you take it seriously at that point? - How can you take it seriously at that point? - How are you taking this seriously? - Because what bothers me, right? Is that I'm watching this and I'm like, this is clearly,

Like they've got an audience and I'm like, that's disgusting. But some dude is like, fuck man, nothing does it for me. Like that Orc gang bang porn. You know what I mean? There's someone out there who can't masturbate unless it's Orc gang bang. - I also love the scene where it's like the queen gets like filled up and the guy like pulls the dick out and just fucking gushes all out, right? - Yeah, yeah. Like a fucking waterfall. - Yeah, like a waterfall. And the guy's like standing there like, yeah, let it flow. It's just like, oh my God.

- This is so ridiculous. - This isn't a word I would usually use to describe a sex scene, but the sex scenes in this fucking hentai are epic. They're epic, right? Like, like,

- Like normally I don't imagine fucking like, like do you know what I imagine going on in like the background of this? Like I imagine like forces from berserk playing as like they're getting fucking gang bang from seven different directions. Cause it's so epic. - All I imagine is like a fucking like Zack Schneider, like 300, like slow-mo, right? I'm just like super slow-mo. I just want something like that interjected in this. It's like, this is like too epic.

- I think it's the correct word for it. - It is epic. - I need like forces playing in the background. ♪ I hear no forces ♪ - Oh my God. - It is.

- It is a classic for a reason. - A classic? - It is a classic. - The classic's Beethoven, Mozart. - Look, look, I like my vanilla hentai. I like my wholesome tags, but I hate, normally I hate everything that this kind of series represents, but this series does it so masterfully

- It really does. - And so over the top, that is just- - Like if we're talking about spice, right? Like Kuro-Yun is like the fucking cinnamon jelly. It's just like you have to do it once. - Did you feel great shame after you nutted to it? Were you like, "God, I can't wait to nut it." - I never feel shame jacking a hentai. - Oh my God. - I'm past that point. I've reached hentai nirvana, all right? Like I never feel shame. - This gave me the same feelings of like when you see like pregnant porn pop up and you're like, "Oh, oh God, no." - No, it's not that bad.

- It's on that level of disgusting. - It is not. - No way. - It is not that bad. - Pregnant porn. - Oh, fuck off. - No, I would watch Kuroi no over and over again than ever watch pregnant porn. - You probably do. You don't need to say would you, you do. - Yeah, I do. - Okay, I'll tell you why. 'Cause pregnant porn is like way too close to being real. This is so far removed from anything

- Pregnant porn is like level one of Aragoro in my mind. - Yeah, because this one is like set in a fancy world and a fancy setting with fucking orcs and elves. - They've masterfully just set up the scenario to the point where there is zero realism. So there is like no point in trying to self insert. There is no point in being like, oh, this could happen to me because the scenario is just,

100% fiction. So anything that they do, no matter how ridiculous it is. - Even though it is fictional, there's still nothing about it that I'm like, this is all, like there's no aspect. - What do you mean? - There's no aspect. - You don't like the dark skinned elves? - That's fine, but I would have rather it been done in a more tasteful manner.

- What is tasteful? - Allow me to offer a more tasteful. - How do you tastefully gang bang a dark skinned elf? - Perhaps if we remove the gang bang aspect. - Connor's like, I can fix this. - I can fix this, right? Listen up, all right? We remove the gang bang aspect. The fancy aspect, let's get rid of that too. How do we make it? - Then there's nothing left. - How about she's a dark skinned elf who is a mother, has a stepson.

who isn't so sure about this relationship. - Shut up and go watch "Mother Knows Best". Just get "Mother Knows Best" and just fucking turn her darts in. There you go. That's literally what you just described. - That's a joke. - Like that scene, the scene with the second elf one. - Yeah, the queen. - Where they take turns just like coming inside.

And it's like, boom, boom, boom, boom. There's never been a more accurate representation of like me and the boys. - What the fuck? No! - The guy's like minimum 10 shots each lads. Let's go lads, lads, lads.

- It's so funny. - I'm fucking losing it just remembering what was going on. - It's so funny. - I'm never gonna be able to go to an onsen with you boys again. - It's so hot yet so funny. I don't understand. - Yeah, I don't know. Like it's so ridiculous that it ceases to be disgusting and it somehow becomes hot again.

- It's not for everyone, but you like, even if you're fucking- - It's not for everyone. It's like say, oh, it's fun for some of the family. - Yeah, it is. - It's fun for that one creepy fucking weirdo in your family who jacks off way too much and always brings up weird stuff in inconvenient ways. - I'm in this moment, I don't like it.

- Because this watching could, you know, it's an experience. - No, it's not. - It's a mistake. It's a fucking mistake. - It's a fucking experience. - You had an experience watching that. - I'm convinced, right? It's just, it's a trap, right? It's a watch list in the way that, right? You watch it, you go on a watch list later on in life. When you go to court, they'll bring it up, guaranteed. Like...

- I bet there's something in there, man. - What is it like? Do you just like, oh yeah, I don't like it. You're going on a watch list. That's what it sounds like to me. - Yeah. - I don't like it, they're so bad. - Okay, look, I'll say the perfect analogy. - I don't like it, therefore it shouldn't exist. That's my argument. - Here's the thing, right? If we're talking about, we were talking about ice cream before, we're talking about vanilla ice cream always being good to come back to. Kudoya is like the rum and raisin of ice cream. - No, it's not. - It is, it's like some people fucking love rum and raisin.

while there's a lot of people who don't like Roman raisins. - This is like the- - There's no in between. - This is the equivalent of getting the two liter vanilla like budget ice cream, putting it on your chest and scooping it off with your hands and feeding it. That's what it is. That's the equivalent. - No, no, no.

- He's not vanilla about it. - No. - It's rum and raisin. Do you like rum and raisin ice cream? - What the fuck, no. - He doesn't like anything but vanilla. - Yeah, see, that's why you don't like- - This is nothing, there is no correlation between what ice cream you like and what porn you like, Joey. - No, there is because you don't like rum and raisin, right? Therefore you don't like Kurohino. I like rum and raisin, I like Kurohino. - I've never had rum and raisin. - Well, you should try it, you'll probably like it if you like Kurohino. - The feeling it gave me, right, was when you get like a really bad fart and you smell it like way too much. It was that level of like disgust of like, oh,

- Oh God. Oh Jesus. That's what I felt while watching this. - I cannot relate. - It was fucked. - It was like, I said like, I like spice. This was what happens if you just like eat 10 Carolina Reapers at once, man. So some people it's just, it will fucking blow their minds. - This is the cinnamon challenge of. - It is a cinnamon challenge of the anti-world. - It made me consider like castration for a quick moment. Like I was like, honestly people don't deserve to exist if they made this.

- There's six episodes by the way. - I saw, I saw, Joey. And I saw there was a lolly in the intro, 'cause of course it's an intro. And I was like, oh, but she gets gang banged too, eh? - That's the episode three also. - Pretty much everyone in the series gets gang banged in like the most ridiculous over the top way. - In the most epic way. - That's the epic.

- These are epic sex scenes, man. What can I say? - Gang bang porn is like- - Someone needs to do an edit with forces on any of the sex scenes in Crony Uno and post it on Pornhub or something. That shit would work. That shit would work. - Gang bang is like, I don't get it. I don't get it at all. I have no interest in it. - See, it's weird. I'm usually not a fan of gang bang, but like- - I am not a fan of gang bang at all. - When it's done well, I can watch it.

- Yeah, I don't know. And Kuroino did it well in my opinion. It's so ridiculous. - Yeah, I see gang bang, I'm like, there are too many dicks here. There's more than one dick, too many. - There's only a certain amount of dicks I can self insert. I can't self insert myself into six dicks. - As a male, there's no fucking situation in my mind where I'm like, I would love to be around with five other men. - Well, that's your problem. You self insert.

into every hentai you watch, right? So of course you're not gonna like a show like this because it's fantasy and it's a gang bang. - Not everything I self insert, but I think I get the most enjoyment. - Well then what's like a genre you don't self insert?

- Oh fuck. - Is there any? - Yeah, I mean, there's probably, I mean- - Like of any hentai you watch, is there one where you're just like, I can't self insert? - Well, there's plenty where I like, those are the medium ones for me. - Right. - Like the best ones are the ones where I can be like, I wish that was me. I wish that was fucking me. You know what I mean? Do you agree?

- No, yeah, yeah, I agree. Like this career isn't like my favorite Hentai, but it's just such a unique experience for me. - It's definitely not my favorite, but I can always go back and rewatch it. - Yeah. - So it's a unique experience in the same way that shitting your pants is. I don't do it often and I never want to do it. It's embarrassing and I feel dirty after it. - It's a different kind of nuts. - No, it's not. - "Kuririno" is like post not regret the series. - Yeah. - Jesus Christ.

- Either way, I gave it a zero out of 10 on my list. - Oh my God. - Yeah, zero out of 10. - If we put in a milf and Corona, then it would have been like at least a three. - Corona, you know, to me is like beyond the scale. - In all caps I put, "It's so long, please make it end. I legitimately feel sick."

- You'll come around to it, don't worry. - No, I will not. That's like, 'cause this is like the meme, right? Of like the older you get, the more fucked up your porn needs to be to get off. Like, I don't wanna get into this shit at like 20. 'Cause when I'm like 40, what am I gonna have to get off to? Like multiple city gang bang? - Dungeon porn? - You know what I mean? Like what the fuck? - At which point did you realize that, oh, this is gonna be fucked up for the entire thing? - Oh, the moment I saw the tags, I was like, fuck.

- Fuck, like mind control plus gang bang plus rape is like the ultimate trio of like- - Self fulfilling prophecy, right? - The big three. - The big three.

- Moving on to your choice Garnt. - Oh yeah, "Consent Son of-" - "Consent Son of-" - Oh my God. - I have wanted to talk about this for so fucking long. - I have never laughed that hard watching "Anti." - You know what's bad is that I've legitimately watched this and not had to a scene in it. - Are you serious? - Really. - Is it the scene with the teacher? - It is indeed. - Of course it is.

- The fucking older teacher. - The moment I saw the teacher who's like, for some reason the armpit gets zoomed in way too fucking close for comfort. - That was weird. Because what happened was is like, I didn't, I'm watching this right? I'm 10 minutes in and okay, we should explain the premise. - How do we even explain the premise? - Okay, so it's about a bunch of pervs who are teachers and there's school kids aren't into it. And then there's another side plot where there's police and terrorists and then a terrorist gets, there's a weird gunfight, which is just weird. - We'll talk about that.

And then they kill the terrorists and terrorist has this bomb and it explodes and then it makes everyone horny and then everyone starts fucking. - It's like a horny virus. - But also when the bomb goes off, dubstep just starts playing. - Way too loud dubstep.

- The way I would describe the Sentai, I would never recommend the Sentai to like nuts. - It was definitely like my nut where I'm like, oh God. - This is the room of hentai. - How I would describe this is imagine if- - What's the name again? - Kansen Sodom. - Kansen Sodom. So like if I were to put a tagline, it is imagine if Masaaki Yuasa directed a hentai shit post.

- That is, that is Canton Sodom because it is like, it is way too funny to be that for this to like not. - It was weird. - I wrote down, it's like a hentai parody of Tekkon Kinkrit.

That's what I said. Because it gave me "Tek-Kon King Creed" vibes, but for the worst reasons. - But like it had some scenes in it where the comedic timing, it was way too good. - Wait, so why did you choose this as your list? Just 'cause you wanna talk about it? - Because I just like, I wanted to, because this show is just pure bands. - So you've never nodded to it? - I've never nodded to it. - I'm really glad you recommended this 'cause now I like wanna watch the rest of it just to see how bad it gets. - This is a type of show- - There's another episode?

- No, no, this is the only one. - Oh really? - I saw "Canton Sodom 1" and I tried to look for episode two. I'm like, fuck man, I wish there was an episode two. This is the one of a kind. Because this is the type of hentai you're just like, you can only recommend to boys you truly trust. And if you're gonna watch it, it's only at like when at 3:00 AM when you're fucking pissed and you're just like, you can recommend something weird and funny to watch. - Yo, the teacher scene was fucking good. - Oh my God. - Come on, it was though, come on.

- No, it's not. - You don't think so? - No, the entire time I was laughing my ass off. - How can you get a stiffy when it was just that fucking funny? - This was the only one on the list where I was soft as a pillow. - I do not remember anything else in this, but somehow- - Are you serious? - Somehow-

- I did not recommend this show so you can fucking not to it. - Why is that when Connor sees a MILF it's just tunnel vision? - It is totally. I watched this like two years ago. But I do not remember, I must've skipped every other scene. And then when I found this scene and then when I got to the scene, I must've been like, all right, 0.7 speed.

- 'Cause I remember the way I discovered this was I saw it on PornHub and it was just like a clip. I was just like, oh, this looks like, 'cause the animation style is like very unique. It's a very- - It's very you also. - It's very you also, that kind of closed style. And I was like, you know, I've like, 'cause the thing about a lot of hentai is that it all looks fucking squeaky clean. It all looks flat as shit. This one, like I will give- - It's got some chunk to it. - Yeah, this one's got some chunk to it. It's got some like,

- Directorial choices in it. I will say that. - It hit me like a fucking truck when that teacher popped up and I was like, over the nut past self was like, oh my God, I've nutted to this. And it was supposed to be a comedy. - I am 100% convinced that this is a comedy. There is no fucking way. - I felt like after I watched it, I was like, fuck, I felt like I nutted to Cars 2. You know what I mean?

- It's embarrassing that I did this. - It's like reliving childhood and realize it's like way different. - Because like all the other scenes were just disgusting. - It wasn't even disgusting. - They were kind of disgusting. The little girl with the fucking guy who's like delivering packages. - Oh, the janitor guy. - Like when she was sucking his cock and she looked like a literal horse. When she looked like a literal horse sucking on this cock.

- My face fucking expanded out to like here. - The scene that fucking killed me is like the teacher who took a photo of the girls like underwear and he's like jacking it in the toilet and the phone turns to 1% and he speeds up. - That fucking killed me. - He goes turbo mode jacking off and then it cuts to this, it cuts this fucking shootout that's happening and they interject the shootout with this teacher jacking off.

- And it's so fucking hilarious. - I also love the shootout scene because there's like two cops with a fucking handgun, right? And there's one girl with a fucking assault rifle. How does it end? One shot each. - Also it's going on for like six seconds and none of them shoot each other. - And then just like the shootout, you have to watch the shootout 'cause it's just like bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.

- Also with the teacher, the girl, like the one who was jacking off in the toilet. She's like, he's like on the floor, she's like, "Stand up." And then his dick gets up. And she's like, "No, the other thing, stand up." It was so funny. It was legit so funny. - And the fucking clip where like the two girls are arguing over who's gonna fuck this one teacher. And then she turns around, the girl just fucking decks her in the face. She just passes out and she's like, "All right teacher, now we can fuck."

It's like, stop messing with him. It's like, what are you back? - I was like the fucking, like, you know, the Squidward where it's like Squidward hot and Squidward like normal. I was like Squidward normal throughout, but when the teacher scene came on, I was like the hot like shit. I was like, nice, okay.

- Dude, it's hot, man. It's hot. - I'm fucking amazed that you nodded to us. No, because the beginning of the teacher scene, right? Where she's standing over the guy and she has this like, she has like the pussy juice that is just like- - That's fucking weird. - She's just like, literally, is she like, is this fucking drops of God or something? She's pouring this pussy juice from such a height. And it's just like one long string that like,

- This is the thing with hentai though, because it's so often not like a hundred percent what you want it to be. You take the good with the bad. When you found a premise that works, all right, if she fucking takes a shit on him for a second, all right, I'll look past it 'cause it's 10 seconds, right? I'll just, I'll forget about it. - Well either. - No, I mean, I'll be disturbed by it, but I'll get over it. It's like when that happens, it's like, I'm willing to look past this.

- I'm just fucking amazed that you're this zoned into like the MILF team. That like you managed to actually nut to this. - It is the most insane tunnel vision I've ever seen. - It's like managing to nut to fucking Looney Tunes porn, man. - No, no, no. Because if you take, okay, if you were given just that scene, right? With none of the other scenes, right? 'Cause I don't remember the bomb going off or anything like that. 'Cause I'm pretty sure I would fucking remember dubstep in my head time. I would remember that.

So somehow I just watched this scene and none of the others. And when you take just that scene with the teacher, it's like, it's easy to see why. - Yeah, of course. - I think why you could go away and maybe bust the nuts of that. - No, no. - Why? - Because it looks like someone made a penta parody of a "Mars Like You" or some film. That's what it looks like. - Like I've said, dude, the animation does not matter to me. It is the premise and how that delivers on the premise.

- Dude, I'm starting to think that you can just jack off to a stick figure. - If the taboo is there, Joey, 100%. We've got an older woman, right? Check. There's danger. At the time, I didn't know everyone was fucking. I just thought she was going at it in the school. That's hot, extra points, right? And then, not gonna lie, she's an abusing,

- A position of power. - Right. - That's hard. - She was a thick mama as well. - Oh dude, she was real thick, man. That's the perfect trifecta. - Yeah, but then I look at- - Taboo, thick, older woman.

- But then like, I think all of that, right? Like by itself, I see all of that lined up and I'm like, yeah, I could probably jack off to that. But then it's topped up with the drops of God and the fact that, you know, really weird zooming on the armpit. I don't know what that was about. - Listen, you cannot complain, right? About like a bit of juice coming down, right? When you fucking jacked off to 10 goblins fucking

- It was just the fact that it like, they really, I think my biggest problem that I have with this is just, I don't know who was in charge of the fucking audio mixing on this episode, but my God, it was fucking bad. - Yeah, run that bitch through levelator or some shit, but it doesn't matter. - No, no, no, I feel like it was purposefully bad. - There was like half the scenes, there was no like background music or anything. - Everything about this hentai was, I feel just like a masterclass in being like the ultimate car crash of a hentai. - Oh yeah.

pure fucking garbage and it's hilarious. - It was fun for the family, had a little something for everybody. - It was so funny. - A little something for everybody. - What about that scene where like they're fucking, the teacher's fucking and like they have like this closeup zoom in of her armpits. - Okay, that was weird.

- Yeah, I didn't get that at all. - Because I thought it was like, you know, like it was something like, oh, he's gonna come up later, the armpit's gonna be used. - Right, right, right. - But it wasn't. - It wasn't, no. - The armpit was just shown. - Yeah. - And I was like, why? - I mean, it just- - Explain, explain. - It just ended so randomly as well. - It ends with a guy blowing off a guy's head off and then a girl randomly comes in and just Spartan kicks this dude off a helicopter. I was like, what? - And then it just ends. - And then it just ends. - And I'm like, what?

- No context, no fucking epilogue or anything. It just ends. - I think I rated this higher than any of Jerry's. - Are you serious? - Yeah, I rated this- - Oh my God, I'm never recommending you Hentai ever again. - What was it called? - "Canson Sodom."

- I give it a seven out of 10. - I recommend that. Like I recommend to watch that if you want a fucking hilarious laugh. - But also maybe a cheeky nut, you know, maybe. - No. - I recommend, I honestly like, normally you don't recommend watching "Hentai with the Boys." This is a hentai you can watch with the boys. - Yeah, this one you can watch 'cause it's so funny. - At 3:00 AM, at your next fucking anime convention when you just wanna fucking laugh at how shitty this hentai is or if you're Connor, just like sneak off to the bathroom to like get like- - I'm laughing like, ha ha ha ha.

- I really wanna get the rights to it so we can make like a hentai parody dub of it. - Oh my God, if we are able to dub it. - Yeah, if we're able to dub it, oh my God. - That would be like the perfect parody dub hentai. - It's like, it's already structured itself for a parody. - It's like the ghost stories of hentai basically. - Exactly, yeah, it's perfect. It's already perfectly structured.

- I loved my favorite part. Like, I don't know why this made me laugh so much is that they cut to a shot of like where the gunfight is, the school and like the hospital or something. And they're all like, - They're the only three buildings on the horizon. - It's like a child's play mat. Like the way that these are arranged. I'm like, there's a gunfight happening in like an abandoned. - And there's a single road that connects all of them. - And I was like, damn, okay. They really don't give a fuck. - Where's the school located?

- No, because I kind of realized early on that they must be doing this on purpose. - I think so, I think so. - Yeah, because I remember like the first joke where the two girls were in the train and out of nowhere a fucking stripper or something comes out or like flashes. - Jesus on the girl. - And then like the girl kicks him and then he just like stands there for a full like five seconds and then nuts. It was that pause before the nut that was just like. - God, the character designs are so ugly.

And then the two girls, like, and then like one of the, the girl that got nuts on, you don't see her changing, but she was in a school uniform. And then she's in like, she's in gym clothes the next club, the next shop. - And then the girls in front of the fucking company are like, does something smell like squid? And then they walk for like- - And then it's just the walking animation where they're just like. - The speed ups fucking kill me.

- It was good. I really enjoyed it. - Yeah, I've wanted to talk about this for so long 'cause no one I've ever talked to has ever recommended or talked about this hentai because it is such a funny hentai and I've waited for this opportunity where I can be like, yo bros, watch this one hentai. You're gonna lose your minds. 'Cause when you go to someone and you're like, yo, I gotta like,

- I got a fucking amazing hentai you need to watch. You need to trust the bros there. And the bros need to trust you because otherwise they're just not gonna watch it. So I highly recommend watching this one show.

- It is hilarious. You're gonna have a great fucking time. - I had a fucking fantastic, I'm not gonna lie. I watched it twice just 'cause it was so funny. I was like, there must've been other like nuggets that I missed along the way. - I did not watch it twice. One was enough to remind me of my shame. - All right, well then last but certainly not least, let's go over Connor's final one, which is Hitosuma Mitsutoniku. - Yo, okay, hold up before you say anything, all right?

The animation on this is probably the worst I've seen in a long time. - Yeah, it's pretty bad. - But goddamn, all these fucking stories are hot as shit. - Not gonna lie though, man. The one thing that just, I mean, look, first of all, I'm personally not that huge into MILFs, but I can appreciate like a good MILF when I see one, right? There was some hot MILFs in this one, right? - Dude, they were hot. - But not gonna lie, that second guy that came up kind of looks like you.

- He kinda looks like you. - No, he does not. - I looked at that and I'm like, is this why Connor likes this? It's like an easy self insert. - That had never occurred to me. I did not think that guy looked anything like me. - Like look it up, like, I don't know, Munar put up a picture, but like, I don't know, out of all the hentai characters that I've seen, this one looks the most like you. - Fuck off. - Yeah. - No, it doesn't. - Don't you think? - I don't remember this one. - It's like, he's like kind of like lightly like ashy blonde hair. - No.

- He doesn't look like me. - Same haircut as you. - No, he doesn't. - Yeah. - No, he doesn't. - Out of every hint, out of all the hints I've seen, he looks the most like you. - All right, so hot or not, Jerry?

- It's okay. - Which means okay. Give me the pluses and minuses. Obviously the animation, it's Queen Bee. - Okay, yeah, it's Queen Bee, so you know the animation. - I hate Queen Bee. It's a love-hate, like I hate, again, I hate Queen Bee. - Okay, the mean mom with the short hair, hot. - She's hot as fuck. - Yeah. There's something about short-haired MILFs I really like. - Yes. - Yeah. - Nice taste. - I mean, like I said, I don't have much to say about this that I haven't already said, 'cause I feel like I would just be repeating myself. It's Queen Bee, cool premise, great character designs. - Dude, there's,

- Have you watched any of the other episodes of this at hentai? - No. - There's one. It's like episode four and it's like a one shot, right? And like the premise is that like the mom who's sitting in the room, her daughter, the boyfriend comes over and is like, "Oh, mom, I'm sorry, but I'm really sorry and I feel bad, but my dick won't fit in your daughter." Right?

And she's like, "Oh, oh, okay." And then he goes, "Can you please take a look at it and tell me if there's anything wrong with it?" And then obviously, you know, he gets it out. And then she's like, "Oh God, oh God, oh no." She's like, "I think you should hold it so you can feel it better." But he's playing innocent the whole time. - Right, right, right. - "I think you should like suck it as well." And then it's like, "Oh my God." - I couldn't fucking get over the fucking bulges of the gym instructors though in the first one. I'm like, "Oh yeah." I'm like, "Is that a penis or are you like smuggling a chihuahua?"

I don't know, 'cause that is, you might as well not be wearing pants at that point. - Episode two sucks at this, but episode one's good, dude. I think it's hot, man. I love episode one. - I mean, yeah, like I said, it's very you. It's very- - The story is amazing. - It's very Connor. I would say like, I think the other Queen Bee anime was better. - I think NTR's just hot, man. I don't know why. I'm gonna say it, NTR's hot in hentai.

- No. - No, you don't agree? - No. - I do not agree. - I do. - No. - I do not agree. - No, you don't think so? - NTR is rape. - There's a reason why it's one of the most popular. - Wait, wait, wait. You are against rape, but you're okay with NTR? - Wait, NTR is cheating, right? - No, NTR is when there's like, you have like a couple that have like a relationship or something. - Right, right, right. - And like the guy likes the girl and the guy sees the girl

- Oh, I thought, I thought NTO was just for some reason, I thought it was like a different kind of cheating. - No, no, no, there was a tag for cheating. - Oh, cheating's hot in hentai. - I don't know about that cheating. - Cheating in real life, obviously it's fucked up. Don't do it wrong. In porn, when it's not hurting anyone, it's hot. - Me and Joey can't say that. - Yeah, we can't say anything.

- But no, no, because NTR is- - In a relationship you can't say that cheating and porn is hot? - No, I don't like it. - No? - No. - Oh man. - Yeah, I mean, personally, like cheating is just kind of like the same as NTR for me. Where it's like- - I don't like NTR, it's my bad. - NTR is a step above where you're watching this guy fucking get emotionally and like destroyed. You're seeing his like life.

- I think I watched one like that and that was like really fucking weird. And it was like, he, this guy had videos of his wife fucking someone and it was fucking weird. - Yeah, I think I've seen that one. - It was fucking fucked up. - The difference between NTR and cheating is that if the guy's there or not. - Yeah, I don't want to see the guy.

- I don't wanna know he's a real person. - Yeah. - The NTR is cheating, but the guy's there and she's fucking crying. - Because the reason why- - But somehow he has a hard on. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - 'Cause I guess some people like- - Yeah, yeah, why is that? - 'Cause some people like to get cucked, I guess. - Why is that? - So much NTR hentai, the guy's like, he's having a cry-wank. - Because in that hentai, I think they all have like husbands, right? Like that's the- - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - And it's like, 'cause you don't see them. So if I saw them, I'd feel bad. - Oh, you're talking about the MILFs? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, the MILFs. If I saw the husbands and they did like a quick,

"Hey, here's Jerry, it's Sheila's husband." I'd be like, "Fuck, fuck, no, don't tell me that." Because they don't exist in my mind. - But in this one, you do see the husband. - Do you? - Yeah. - I don't remember that. - It's because at the beginning, the short-haired mom. - Oh, they dropped them off. - Yeah, yeah, no, no.

the short head girl gets invited to join the dance club. And then she tells her husband like, "Hey, is it okay if I go to it?" And the husband's like, "Yeah, go for it." - Yeah, but it's just hot seeing them be like, "Fuck, I'm really horny, but I shouldn't." - The one thing that I couldn't fucking get over is the fact that like, and I think this is just a me problem, but like the guy, the short head mom, how she like finally comes over the fact that like, "Oh, I'm about to get fucked by this gym instructor." I don't know why, but the gym instructor,

- His voice, it's like reminds me of like an e-sports commentator. He's just like, okay, so we're going to pull the pants down and insert the penis. - Oh, in Japanese? - Yeah, that's the Japanese equivalent. So Japanese equivalent is like, can you feel the penis? It's entering you right now. Oh, look at that. - I think hentai is almost more enjoyable because I don't understand. - He's like, I completely forgot.

- He forgot about that, but that did happen. - He like over comments everything. - He was literally fucking this girl and he was like a play by play. - I do not remember any of this. - Like there could have been a fucking color commentary like on the next. So what do you think about this dick entering? - It's like, how does it feel to have my dick inside of you? Okay, I'm gonna move slowly now. It's like, just fuck her, just fuck her. - I just thought the scene was really hot when the woman, the one, the black one was just like, yeah, you see if you can join the club or not.

- Oh, the instructor that looks like you? - No, no. He doesn't fucking look like me. - He does look like you.

- That's why I couldn't get over it. I'm just like, this is hilarious. - Because I was trying to think of hentai that I could look back at and be like, okay, yeah, I normally, yeah, this is fine. And that was only one of them because a lot of them I just forget. - Yeah, the thing I didn't like about this is the group sex. I don't like group sex, man. - It's hit or miss with me. - It's a hit or miss for me as well. It's like gang bang, it's a hit or miss for me. Sometimes if it's done well, it's good. - No, because group sex is tasteful gang bang.

- Group sex is just gang bang, but just with extra girls. - It's just gang bang with attitude.

- It's tasteful. - It's gang bang with organization. - I'll tell you what, group sex is just vanilla gang bang. Group sex is just for people who are just like, no, gang bang. That's got too much spice. - It's organized gang bang. - I like that it's very orderly. Everyone's partners are designated. - Yeah, it's like, choose a partner, everybody. All right, off you go, do your own thing.

- Group sex is just gang bang with a schedule. You know what I mean? It's this- - I like schedules. - It's nice and managed, but you know, at the same time, I don't know. Like we're talking about self-insert, I don't wanna fuck girls in front of other dudes. You know what I mean? Especially if those dudes, especially if you know those dudes, that's a level that I'm not comfortable with. - I don't particularly wanna do that either, I'll be honest. - But yeah, the thing I did like about this was, you know, obviously the character designs. I like it when,

- Okay, I like it when the MILFs have pubes. I don't know, something about anime. - Yeah, it's realistic. - Something about anime vaginas when they take off their fucking pants and you see like their smooth ass vagina that's been like, that looks like it's been put through a fucking car buffer. You know what I mean? That's like the biggest fucking turnoff for me, man. I don't know. Like I like a little pubes, especially with the mature girls. - Yeah, yeah, well, that's what I was about to say. Like if it's like MILFs, then like,

without pubes it just looks fucking weird. But every other time, like I don't mind either way. But with MILFs it's like, no, you need pubes. - Yeah, when I see like the sites on my head shine, but on like a fucking vagina, I'm like that shouldn't be shining there, man. That's a place that should not be shining. - It's like someone just got laser surgery done.

- Oh my God. So to wrap up this horrible episode. - Yeah, that was a five out of 10 for me. - Seven out of 10 for me. - It was like a four out of five. - It was a better animated Queen Bee. - I would say I would, again, it's Queen Bee. I'd rather read the source material. - It's a shame 'cause I think like it would have been fucking amazing had it good animation.

Like it would have been like amazing. - As with every queen bee. - No, not all, some queen bees are one of them. Like this is animated shit and the story is shit.

- Sometimes. - And maybe, but. - Like I said, they have like the best, they have the best deals and they have the best covers. And it fucking sucks that Queen Bee, stop animating the best source material Queen Bee, please, please. That's all I beg of you. - Every time I see a new Queen Bee hentai, I'm just like, oh cool, a new doujin recommendation. - Don't listen to this guy. I want good animation in my hentai. - We want high quality HD. - I want my hentai sakuga. - I prefer quantity over quality with it, you know?

- No. - You're the problem. - No, I'm not the problem. - Yeah, I am actually. - Yeah, you are the problem. - In your eyes, that's a problem. It's a good thing for me. We need more hentai. So what I'm proposing is lower the budget, make more. - No. - No. - Yes. - No. - No. This is exactly what happened to the anime industry. They were like, "Oh, fuck quality." - I wish they swapped. - Yeah, it's like, "Fuck quality, give me more quantity." And then look what happened.

- Yeah, I want this with, but with hentai. I want the, you know when you see the seasonal schedule for anime and hentai, I want them swapped. - No. - No. - What? Are you crazy? - No. - Yes. - I don't need fucking choice. - My penis can only get sore wrecked. - I don't need fucking choice fatigue with my hentai, man. Like there's already enough hentais that is. I don't wanna be like, I don't need the same problem with hentais as do with like fucking flicking through my Netflix catalog. - Exactly. - You know what I mean? - I just fucking watch everything anyway.

- I mean, let's be real. I'm gonna watch everything anyway, but the less the better, in my opinion. - The only time I blatantly skip it is when I see like only lollies on the cover and I'm like, enough of that. - Yeah, stop that. - No, I get that. If you see the cover and it's something you immediately know you're not gonna like, right? But here's the thing, right?

if there's more quantity, right? Then that just means there's gonna be more lollyhentai as well. - Well, I mean, more shit for me to block. - Yeah, exactly. So like, why would you struggle through that when you could just, you know, you pick the ones that are just, right? - This is a shitty argument. - Okay, well, this was an interesting episode. - This was a very heated and interesting episode. - So I wanna ask then,

not including your three that you recommended to the others, like out of the six that you watched, which one would you say is your favorite? - Mother knows breast. - No, listen to me. The one that's not your own, which one's your favorite and which one's your least favorite?

- Obviously the fucking goblin one is the worst. - Okay. - All right, whatever the fuck. - So Kuroinu best, okay, yeah. - No, no, no. It doesn't even deserve to be ranked, frankly. It doesn't like, it should have been deleted. - This is the exact reaction I was looking forward to. - And what's the second one that you suggested Garnt? The one with the fucking giga long title? - I don't remember that one. - Oh, with the sadistic. - The sadistic one. - Yeah, yeah, that was the best one. - That was the best one for you? - For sure, for sure.

- I mean, for me, I'd say the best one is probably Garnt's "Shikoku no Shaga", the animation. - That's a weird way to pronounce mothernose breast. - And the worst one, I'd probably say mothernose breast. - Oh, come on.

- They fear for what they do not know. - I couldn't fucking get over the animation and the horrible penises. - Listen, okay, I did kind of half suggest it for the troll. - I know. - Because I know you guys know I love MILFs, but like, yeah, it's been like three years since I've watched it. I do remember being like- - You should probably rewatch it. - Yeah, you should probably. - I think you're looking at this the roasting thing. - I think so, I think so. - I can recommend you better MILF hentai.

- The third one you recommended is way better. - Yeah, 'cause I remember saying about Garnt's one, like the kid, it's like fucking a kid, but I'm pretty sure "Mother Knows Best", the kid's like 15 or something. - Yeah. - Yeah. - He's like a teenager now. - I think 'cause like when I was like, you know, 19, 18, 20, whatever, I was like, that's around my age. - Close enough. - Yeah, but I think now I watch it and I'm like, oh, that's a kid, fuck.

- Fuck, you know, I think it has legitimately been a very long time since I watched it, but I remember just,

It's one of those things that like, it's the only title that is burned into my mind. - Mother Knows Breast. - How can you forget that title man? - Like I will forget everything about the show except for the title. - I'm waiting for the comments now that'll be like, that WatchUps like 30 minutes. - Do you wanna know a better Mother Knows Breast? - Sure, sure, sure. - That has a milf in it and has a guy who's actually older and better animation. - Sure. - Also a great name, The Hills Have Sighs.

- Does that sound familiar to you Connor? - The hills have size? - Yeah. - Like S-I-Z-E. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Oh, okay. - Hills. - Would have been better if it was the hills have thighs.

- Just saying. - But I mean, I know this one has a Japanese name, but he got licensed and it's uncensored as well. And it's not by Studio Milky. - Only 6,000 yen boys for the DVD. I'm kidding, I think I have actually seen this. - Yeah, probably. - Yeah, I mean, I'm waiting for the comments. People who got like 30 minutes in who like Connor just contradicted himself and now fuck you, I fixed it right at the end. Fuck you. - Like I'm like going through this list and I'm like, okay. - Which one's the best, Con? - Which one's the best?

- I feel like Garnt was in the middle between us. - Yeah, yeah. - I think Garnt was probably the most neutral out of all of us. - I just like a bit of... - You like a little bit of everything. - A little something for everyone. - Listen, I know, right? I know I'm pretty normie when it comes to my taste. - Garnt's the one that goes to like Dairy Queen and is like, "Can I have one of each please?" - But like, I'm looking at Connor's list and I'm like, I can't... - What, Garnt? You can't...

I can't in good faith pick a fucking milky or beat queen B show as the best. - What's my second one called? - I also don't wanna pick just the fucking harem anime. - No, don't do that. - Can't say it, Karina's the favorite. Okay, here's the thing, say it. So the best hentai out of everyone that I know,

out of Joey and Connors is Kudu Inu. - Yes! - No it's not. - The worst hentai is Kudu Inu.

- Correct answer. - What was my second one called? I don't even know how to pronounce that. What is it called Joey? - That one, that's like evergreen for me. No matter when you turn that shit on, I'm like, I got time. - If you picked succubus stayed life, I'm like easy choice. - Succubus stayed life, right? Is too easy.

- It's an easy choice. - Because if I do that, it's gonna be that fucking picture of those three kids sitting around with a like, "I agree." It's too good to be. - I could have easily done that if I picked like "Monkey's Happening," right? I was like, "Yeah, everyone likes that one." - I recognized it, 'cause that came out recently and then I watched that and I'm like, "Oh, this is the better version." But also I do like the characters a little better in that one. - Right, right, right. - I think I'm right.

- I think I'm always right. - I think Connor once again has the most like, I don't know. - I like what I like Garnt. - You like what you like and you don't go outside of that mold at all. - Yeah, Connor once again has the most jaded opinion. - No, no, listen, 'cause you see stuff right, in porn, right? And you know if it does sound for you.

- Yeah, of course. - Nothing does it for me. - No, look. - Like a good male dangerous situation. - Look, one thing I appreciate about you is that you've got your priorities straight in terms of what you like. - Yeah. - Right? Like, you know exactly what, like you're that one guy. - I know Quam. - You're that one guy who goes to a buffet and knows immediately where to go. - You're the guy who just has optimized even your porn. You go to a buffet. - You've optimized the porn tags. - Yeah. You have like an entire menu and you're like, I know what I want. I don't need to see the menu.

- And there's people out there who would be like, wow, Connor, that's so boring. Fuck you, I'm happy. Are you happy going through the vomit porn section? Are you happy? - Whereas I'm like, just give me one of everything. And depending on the mood, I might like something different on the day. I don't know. - This again, comes with the fact that I think that you're like, you stress about like everything, right? With like media, right? - What do you mean? - You cannot decide what you want to watch.

- Because I like everything and I like nothing at the same time. - On purpose, I will just pick the fucking first thing I see that closely resembles what I want so I don't fuck around. I'm not here to dilly-dally. - You've optimized. But for me, the reason it's important to me is because I know how like,

To me, if I watch the same thing, I'm gonna get bored of that stuff. And then it's not gonna hit as hard. You know what I mean? - This is the genius of being like fucking- - Shut up Joey. I didn't have to look at you. - I was this close to saying it. - This is the genius. I swear I have early onset Alzheimer's or some shit 'cause I forget half the shit that happens and it's amazing because I go back and I rewatch it and I'm like, still new baby. - You should go back and watch the three that you recommended then.

I honestly, I know I don't wanna watch "Mother Knows Breasts" again. - You should. - Because I know I'm gonna go back and be like, why the fuck did I pick this? I know I am. - The thing about "Mother Knows Breasts" is that- - I picked it for the meme. - It's just bad. And it's not even like so bad that I can laugh at it. It's just like- - No, it is funny. - It is just bad. - I remember the bath scene being hot. Okay, to be fair, any hentai that is like five out of 10 immediately becomes an eight out of 10 if there's an onsen or bath scene involved.

- You don't think bath sex is hot? - It's whatever. - Oh, come on. - It's whatever. - You don't gotta clean up shit. - It's whatever, man. - Yeah, I don't know. - I'm not gonna complain if it pops up, but I'm also not gonna be like, this doesn't have a bath scene, three out of 10. - Yeah, I mean, I don't really find bath sex that hot. - Okay, what is your favorite place then?

- What is your favorite scenario? - You need a fucking setting now? - Yeah, what's your favorite setting? Like what school, anything, right? Like bedroom. - Ryokan. - Ryokan? - Yeah, Ryokan's my favorite. - That's one step away from an onsen. - No, Ryokan. - The Ryokan ones are hot. - There's a big difference between onsen and bathroom. - I mean, there is. - There is, there's a massive difference.

- Come on, there has to be a setting that you like. - I don't think there's a way to set it. - There has to be a setting where you see it pop up in the scene, you're like, yeah. - Like a darkly lit ryokan room is like the door for me. - I agree, I agree. - I mean, I find them both hot for me. I mean, "Bath Sex" for me, I find equally as hot as like everything else. For me, it's all about the scenario and the dynamic. - For me, as long as it's inside, I don't care. I'm not really into the outside stuff. - Setting, I don't really- - You don't like outside?

- Man, it's danger though. It's danger. What if you get caught Joey? What if you get caught? - Dude, like no. I'm here to jack off. I don't fucking care. Just do it inside where I don't have to worry. - Connor's about that fucking danger wank. - You're in the danger zone. - No wonder you fucking chromecast publicly porn in your mother's house. - It's about confidence. If you fuck up, I have the confidence to know that I'll figure it out. - I don't wanna deal with that shit, man.

Anyway, let us know in the comments below what you liked. Which one was your favorite and least favorite out of the ones we recommended? - Why was it mother-nose breast? - Why was it not mother-nose breast? Hey, also thanks to our lovely patrons. You guys put money into episodes like this. I hope you're happy. - I hope you're happy with the uncensored version, patrons. - Yes, that's right. If you go to the Patreon right now, patreon.com/trashtaste, then you can check out this episode, Uncensored, where we will also put up the fully uncensored clips of

all the scenes we're talking about. - Of everything we're talking about 'cause this episode for the vanilla version of this episode. - Yeah, this is the vanilla version. - Is probably gonna be very heavily edited. - If you like the rum and raisins version, go over to our page. - Yeah, exactly, exactly. - Also send us your memes on Twitter and the subreddit. I know you got, I don't have to tell you guys to do it. You will do it.

There's gonna be so much, our subreddit, it's gonna go from Hololive to just hentai. - Oh, there's gonna be so many NSFW memes on our subreddit now, isn't there? - Reddit's gonna be like, oh God. - We're gonna scroll down the Trash Taste subreddit and it's just gonna be all blurred images. You know what I mean?

- Oh my God. Well, hopefully you guys enjoyed this. Don't worry, next episode will be properly safe for work or a little more safe for work than this one. - Yes. - But hopefully you guys enjoyed it. And I've been Joey and I've been with the two horny boys and we'll see you. - We've been the men of culture. - We've been the men of culture. A good day to you, my ladies. And we'll see you in the next episode. - Fuck the goblin one. - Bye. - Fuck that.

Is your vehicle stopping like it should? Does it squeal or grind when you brake? Don't miss out on summer brake deals at O'Reilly Auto Parts. O, O, O, O'Reilly Auto Parts.