Bonus Bang: Adam Scott, Tim Baltz, Dan Adhoot (Nutz 4 Snutz)
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Atlantic Union Bank. Any way you bank. Hey, everyone. Scott Aukerman here, back with another bonus bang. As a reminder, bonus bangs are re-releases of some of the great Comedy Bang Bang episodes from the archives.

which are now over there at cbbworld.com. You can hear everything back there, but we re-release these every Thursday, and we're kicking off a new bonus bang series today. This is the first episode, the first week that we're doing this new series. This series is called Nuts for Snuts. Nuts for Snuts, with a number four.

Very important for those of you keeping track. That is, it is the number four, not an F-O-R. Nor is it F-O-U-R. But it is the number four stylized thusly. This is a series dedicated to Randy Snuts, which is a character on Comedy Bang Bang. He refills the ice in the urinals at my favorite restaurant, Domeo's. And he's played by Tim Baltz. Now, Tim Baltz,

He's been a CBB regular for a number of years. First met him when he was a cast member of our show, Bajillion Dollar Properties. And he's a favorite of ours. He has his own CBB World series called Hey Randy. And when Tim isn't on Comedy Bang Bang, he's on The Righteous Gemstones on HBO, which returns for season four on March 9th. That's when he's not on Comedy Bang Bang. He goes back and forth between these two things. He doesn't sleep.

He just does these two things. This week, we're re-releasing episode 403 entitled This Ain't Now, This Is Then. This was originally released almost exactly nine years ago on February 22nd, 2016. It features Adam Scott,

Tim Baltz as Randy Snuts, and Tebow, played by Dana Dute, who was also from A Jillion Dollar Properties. This is the first ever appearance of Randy Snuts, where he breaks down his beef with the film The Lake House. It's a great episode and now part of Comedy Bang Bang history. Now, if you enjoy this episode and you want more like it,

You can find all of the CBB archives, including every episode we've ever recorded, all the live episodes over there at CBBWorld.com. We're going to be back next week with a new episode of Comedy Bang Bang. That's Monday. Until then, please enjoy the dulcet tones of Randy Snuts on this bonus bang. Yes.

From boy to boots, getting them on, that is. This is You Talking U2 to Me, the...

Comprehensive and encyclopedic compendium of all things U2. This is good rock and roll music. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang. Oh, interesting catchphrase submission. Yeah, who came up with that one? That was A. Scott. Hmm, a Scott came up with that. Thank you so much for that submission. Meaning one of many Scotts. One of many Scotts. Okay, so we don't know which one it was. It could be anyone at this point. Wow. Well, thank you so much for that catchphrase submission, Scott.

Really harkens back to a bygone age, doesn't it? Oh, the Halcyon days. You pronounce it Halcyon. Halcyon. I say Halcyon. Well, you're wrong. Really? Yes. How much do you want to bet? Do you want to bet your entire fortune? My inflection when I said, well, you're wrong, means it was the beginning of a sentence. First of all, thank you for interrupting me. Secondly-

No judgments. No judgments. No judgments. You're wrong. But no judgments about that. But we can keep going. What about juries? What about executioners? Judge, jury, executioner, the three stations, basically. The three stages of death. Three stages of death. Judge, jury, executioner. I thought denial was in there at some point. No, no. Denial is within the subset of executioner. Oh, okay. Yeah, that's under judge. Executioner has six stages. Oh, really? In and of itself. That's 3B? Yeah.

3B is denial. Oh, okay. Which is not a river in Egypt, as far as I'm concerned. Oh, boy, boy. What a wonderful, wonderful time we're having here today already. Way to kick it off. Yeah. Oh, boy. Especially the new year. It's a little late to kick off the new year, but I'm glad we finally did it. Yeah, it's February, so...

Really a little late on our parts. Are you burping? I was burping, but I did it. I kind of moved away from the mic as to not burp into the microphone. We ought to have a cough button. It's true. And why do you have these microphones down at our butts? It's very strange. Butt level, just to catch- Just to catch any sound coming out of any butt. These are secondary mics. We have the ones by your mouth, of course, and then we have secondary mics by your butt. Well, I'm glad. Just so you know-

This microphone near my butt, completely unnecessary. There won't be any sounds coming out of my butt. Have you ever farted before? Farting, what is that? Okay, let me explain. Usually there are the lower intestine builds up gaseous substances, which- Can I write this down? Yeah, please write this down. Gaseous substances. They collect in your butthole. Butthole.

They sort of... Is that two T's? No, it's just one T. One T, but... But hole. B-U-T-H hole. But hole. Okay. Yeah, exactly. However hole. You can also call it a however hole. Okay, however hole. However hole. Okay, gaseous builds up in the however hole. Yeah, the however hole. And at a certain point that it is a hole, it is an escape route for these gases. Right, escape route. The sphincter releases and...

The release of gas. The sphincter, yeah, within your however hole. However hole. Okay, and then the passage of these gases through the however hole, because it is a tight, constrictive hole. Passage of gas. Creates a sound. Sound. Much akin to a...

Okay. That's P-H-B-F-L-T-H-B-F-L-B-H. Yeah, okay. I have it right here. And humans first heard that back in the caveman age. Okay, caveman. And that was the first word that the cavemen thought of. And the cavemen, they all had however holes. They all had however holes. Actually, the...

Cavemen, evolution, we all were fish. They got up and walked. Fish, yeah. Fish, buttholes. When however holes were invented, that's when the man finally was at the last stage of evolution and became cavemen. So the last stage of – They were caveboys before. The last stage of evolution is we all know Charles Darwin. Mm-hmm.

Survival of the fittest, sure. And the butthole is the last, the final sort of... The however hole, yes. The however hole was the final sort of nail on the coffin. Like, guys, we're done. We are the best and the brightest. We perfected it. Check out this however hole that I have. Right. Okay, so you're saying that the sound comes out of the however hole, and that is called a... I'm sorry. That is a fart. Fart, okay, a...

Fart. Fart. Fart. And that, the sound again is, I'm sorry? Okay, so, and that's P-H-B-F-T, and that can just keep going in perpetuity. Yeah, P-H-B-F-T, P-H-B-F-T, P-H-B-F-T. Like, I may as well just write et cetera, et cetera. Sure, sure. Or just a tiny little four, you know, to the upper right of it, you know. To the fourth power, et cetera. So it's a...

Et cetera, et cetera, in perpetuity. Yeah, until the end of time, as far as I'm concerned. Okay. No. You've never done this? No, I haven't. And, you know... Do you have a however hole? I don't. Can I tear you a new one? You may as well.

I need a new one. Really? Because the old one closed up. Okay, what happened here? Is it sort of like a piercing? Well, as my mom used to say, I'm so full of shit, my eyes are brown. Ha ha ha!

Your mom sounds like a bitch. Yeah. Terrible, terrible, terrible bitch. No wonder that you're so fucked up. She raised you just to be a terrible human being. Terrible. A liar. Mm-hmm. A double dealer. Mm-hmm. A DD. The old DD. And hey, it's-

It's a living. That's true. Boy. You know, actors are liars, which I, you know what I mean? Yeah. Or, you know, what's really interesting. Tell me one thing that's really interesting. I've known you for so long. I've been waiting. Right. And now's the time. Oh, boy. Here's something that's actually interesting. Okay. Here we go. Is that you say they're liars. That's fine. I totally get that. Sure. But from where I sit, Scott, on this side of the table. Mm-hmm.

I think actors are actually truth tellers. Whoa, that's a new way of looking at it. Maybe the last truth tellers, the last bastion of truth. Okay, well, let's take one of your famous roles here and we'll use it as an example. Hot Tub Time Machine 2. Of course. What was your character's name? Really putting you on the spot here. I was going to say Josh, but now I'm going to say it was actually Adam. It was Adam. So you are a truth teller.

I'm a truth teller. And listen, this is what happened. When I was on the set of HTTM2, they would say, Adam –

And of course I turned my head because that's my civilian name. But it was also my character's name. Yeah. Well, you've told me this about your roles. I wasn't finished, but go ahead. Okay, sure. Everything that you say in a movie is actually true. Yes. So when you say your name is a different name, you've changed your name to that name for the – I go to the DMV. I legally change my name every time I'm playing.

a role. Yeah. And so every single thing you've said in any of your movies is true. Is that correct or incorrect? That's absolutely right. I rearrange my life so that everything I say in any role is the truth. And then when the moment they call, that's a wrap.

I go back and I change everything back. Yeah. So, you know, I've known in some movies you've had four children. Four kids, sure. Okay, so you've gone out there and had sex with women to create... I've sired women. And one time you had to legally adopt one because there was just no more time. Exactly. And the child and I became...

One almost. We were so bonded and I loved this kid with all of my heart and he loved me. Became a part of our family. Sure. And then that's a wrap. That's a wrap. I got rid of him. Yeah. See ya. Wouldn't want to be ya. I put him into a, what do they call those places? Uber? I put him in an Uber. Uber.

Sent them down to Uber headquarters. Sure, yeah. Which is also now, as we all know, an adoption agency. And put it back up for adoption. Boy, Uber Kids, that's one of their best apps. It's great. And they're making millions.

Millions. Millions on these kids. Millions of dollars. They finally figured out a way to do it. That's right. Fantastic. Well, you know, we've been talking to Adam Scott, by the way. I wanted to introduce you. Hey, everybody. Hey, everybody. Do you want to say hello to anyone? Oh, sure. I would like to say hello to my friends. I'd like to say hello to my family. I'd like to say hello to my fans. But most of all,

Scott, I would like to say hello to you. Thank you so much, Scott. Thank you so much. I really appreciate that. Well, welcome back to the program. It's been a...

It's been a while. No, it has not. No, no, no. No, no, no. It's been... A couple months. Yeah. Well, I mean, since we did a U2 episode, but it's been so long since you've been on this show proper. Oh, yeah. Probably a couple of years. Yeah, a couple of years. Well, no, no. I'm sorry. A year. It's been one. Yeah. Exactly one year, actually. Well, we don't need to talk about that. Is it exactly one year? Yeah. Yeah.

Pretty much. I mean, you know, a couple days here and there. You're right. A couple days off. But thank you so much for returning. Yes, thanks for having me. And what's been going on with you? I mean, you told some truth about Krampus a couple of months ago. I rearranged my life so I could actually fight a Christmas demon for a couple of months. Right.

And now I'm just in Los Angeles. You have a douchey beard. I have a douchey beard. What's going on with that? It's for a roll, Scott. A roll? And we're not talking a dinner roll. Now, listen, I'm not putting on a fake beard. You don't see me sitting in the makeup chair for four hours. Have you ever put on a fake beard? I've put on fake beards before. Who hasn't? Well, why are you putting on fake beards if everything you say is fake? Why are you asking me so many questions about my fucking beard, bro? Sorry, bro!

I'm interested in beards, you know. I know you are. You know that I have a side interest in beards and I have a side podcast about beards. And you have your beard. By the way, this is an episode of Beardy Does It. Shaving rings.

Hey, welcome to Beardy Does It. We're here with one of our favorite guests. He's grown a douchey beard. He's had it for a couple of months now. Please welcome Adam Scott. Thank you. Thanks a lot. Yeah. You know, I have a beard. That's been our episode of Beardy Does It. All right. Shaving dreams.

Be nice and clean. Shave every day as you'll always look keen. Great app. This is a terrific app. You know, the show is always good. The Beardy... Beardy Does It is always A+. Always. Always terrific. But that one...

That had something special. Yeah, it was better. Yeah. Better than- I think it was my, the thing I liked about it, Scott, if I'm being completely honest and just speaking- Please, total candor. No filter. Mm-hmm. I liked it when you were talking about the beards, but I also liked it when you intro'd like, you said time, said a place. You know what I mean? Like, here we are. This is who we are. We don't care. We're here for the beards. Ah!

I loved it. It's great. This is like great sex, what we're doing right now. It really is. Have you ever had great sex? Yeah, it's like... You know what it's like, Scott? It's like...

It's like just fucking. Just you and me fucking. Oh, just fucking each other. Have you ever thought about fucking each other? Yeah. I think about, well, that's what I, whenever we're doing a podcast together, I just think like, ooh, just fuck. I just go home and I tell my wife, I'm like, I just fucked. Yeah. I just fucked. It was so fucking good. I go home and I sit my kids down and I go, I just fucked. Why are your kids standing up?

What? Why are your kids staying? Why do you have to sit them down? Let them sit down around the house. Oh, because when they're in the house, their only transportation that they're allowed is wheelchairs. Oh, okay.

Well, you live in an abandoned hospital. Yeah, and the ceilings are incredibly low, so no one, even a child, can stand up. So we all have to jump into a- Hop in a W chair. An old-fashioned wheelchair that we got from the set of The Nick. Sure. We use those. And it's haunted, too, you were telling me, right? The hospital's haunted? It's filled with ghosts. And I've talked about this on the show before. Hospital?

Hospitals would be the most haunted places in the world. Well, yeah, there's a lot of death there. A lot of death there. And so you would imagine that ghosts would hang out there exclusively. Yeah. Or even go there to get treated for diseases. Yeah, ghost diseases, ghost AIDS. Common colds. Yeah, the ghost common cold. Why haven't we cured that? The ghost common cold is even more contagious than a regular cold.

Sure. If a ghost sneezes on you, by the way, oh my God, you're sick for it. All that ghost snot that you get on your face when you sneeze. Yeah. And if a ghost comes in your face too, that's just like...

You would be surprised because I do – I'm a side shaman. Yeah, of course. And I can see – I have perception that other people can't see. I'm so tired of talking about this. You are kind of – can I say tuned in? Yes, to other frequencies. Yeah. People say medium this, medium that. It's like I'm an extra large at this point. Medium is such a –

Yeah. Diminutive word for you. Exactly, exactly. But you would be surprised when I walk around the city, and I love to walk around the city. Just looking at the architecture. Looking up, looking down. It's like, hey, oh, look at that. What is that? Is that a Roman column? Is that Ionic? Whenever we're out on the streets, just walking around, just having our –

long talks that we have. Because a lot of people don't know, anytime we do a podcast, we preface it with a four-hour walk. We walk everywhere. Just to figure it out. And I'm always like, hey, Scott, Scott, down here, down here, why are you looking up? And my eyes are down here. Up here, why are you looking down at this? And you're like, I love taking in the street art. This whole thing is like a big piece of art to me. You know what I love is a good Banksy. Yeah. You know,

You know what I mean? Sure. Have you ever seen a good Banksy? Have I ever seen a bad Banksy? How about that? That's great. Anyway, what I was going to say is you would be surprised when you walk around the city just how much ghost cum is on people's faces. Oh, yeah. So you can see the cum, right? Yes, I can see. It's like ectoplasm. You know, perhaps you remember that movie Ghostbusters? Oh, Ghostbusters. Yes. With Slimer, a.k.a. Onionhead.

Yeah. You know, it's funny that his name is Onionhead. People don't really know that, but you know that. Oh, of course I know that. I am an aficionado of Ghostbusters. Now, you've always said that Ghostbusters starring Onionhead and Ernie Hudson. Now, did you know that there's also Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd? What's his name? Uh...

Harold Ramis. Not ringing a bell? Yeah, see, Onionhead and Ernie Hudson aren't. It's a two-hander as far as I'm concerned. Well, I mean. One green and one human colored. Now, they're both definitely in the movie. You're on the verge of saying something incredibly racist. No, I was going to say flesh colored.

But they're not the star. I wouldn't call it a two-hander at all. Well, a four-hander, obviously they have two hands. They should call movies like Rush Hour, Rush Hour 2, Rush Hour 3, hopefully a Rush Hour 4, and then I'll finally pay attention to it because we all know that if there's four in a series, we can finally pay attention to it. There is a Rush Hour 4? I thought there was. There is? Is there not?

There is a rush hour for her? We gotta get it. No, I don't believe so. But what you're saying, the stupid thing you were about to say is that they should all be called four-handers? They should be called four-handers. There's two people. Each person has two hands. But Scott, what if one of the people lost their hand in an accident? What if one of the people is fucking Luke Skywalker? Whoa, man, you're fucking blowing my mind.

Well, Adam, it's a great privilege to be allowed to be in a room. Someone is showing me a picture that says Rush Hour 4, but it could be Photoshopped. I don't know what that means. Show me a Wikipedia entry that says Rush Hour 4 and then a cast list and maybe I'll believe it. I thought there were four of them. When was the fourth one? I don't know. I haven't seen any of them. Holy shit, there is a four.

Okay, we got to read some trivia on this. When did Four come out? Okay. It didn't... Four supposedly came out in... 2012? The plot is unknown at this time, it says. This doesn't exist! Oh, so it's not real. No, it's... Okay, trivia. Brett Ratner stated he would not return for this movie as director. Jackie Chan has admitted he was not interested in reprising his role as Lee. This doesn't sound like a real thing. Take that fucking picture away from me.

Adam, what are you most proud of in your life? I guess. Taking your family out of it. I love my family. Forget about that. I'm not proud of any of that anyway. I feel like for me, the thing I'm most proud of is

My life being a person who lives in California. Sure. One of the – 48. One of the 48 landlocked states because as we all know, California actually is landlocked. Certainly. The ocean is –

It would be interesting if it were not landlocked, like if we just put kind of a tributary or a river around the border. Yeah, or like – So it's like an island. If the border of – like if Los Angeles, let's say Santa Monica was up against a body of water. Oh, man. I would love that. People could enjoy the water in any way they want. Sure. Be it sand hopping or –

River gliding. What's another? Cloud castling. Cloud castling. Of course. Uh,

portion fending. Sure. Any of these things that people like to do. They love to do these and these are the most popular. The most popular. Yeah. Okay. I mean, why bother talking about the least popular? I know. When you have portion fending. Yeah, of course. So that's what I'm most proud of is being a person who really cares about their California heritage and really fights for the rights of all Californians. What do you think about that flag?

You know the California flag? Fill you with pride? Every time I look at the California flag, and you'll see if you show me the California flag right now. Well, I happen to have them right here, actually. Here we go. It's flag.

fluttering and flapping in the wind. This is a very windy studio. I'm looking at it and it usually takes me a couple of minutes, but every time I see a California flag, I burst into tears. Yeah. Well, I get scared of that bear on it. The bear is incredibly scary. That's what people never talk about is how scary the bear is. It's so frightening.

Um, that's part of why I burst into tears because I'm frightened. Frightened of the bear. I think it's coming right at me. Usually it's a lot like that movie with the train coming right at you that, that scared everyone in the theater. That's how I feel when I look at the California or the Leonardo DiCaprio movie where the

bear jumps out of the screen and mauls everyone in the audience. In the theater. Yeah, everyone talks about, oh, our theater's too dangerous. Do we need metal detectors? Let's start worrying about the bears. Yeah, let's get Leonardo DiCaprio to stop bringing lethal bears into every movie theater in America. And while we're at it, let's go backwards to the bad news bears. Those

guys were pretty scary too. I'm glad I wasn't of age to see that movie in the movie theater because those bears, they meant business. They, I mean, the way they bumbled and fumbled and trumbled. Ultimately, they took home the big prize, right? They did in the sequel, of course. Yeah. They didn't win in the first one. I don't believe they won in the first one. They just had fun. Oh. And they told off one of the dads. They just had fun? Yeah. Had fun. Had fun.

You know, have you seen the trailer for that movie on? Oh, every day. Every day of my life. They say the N-word in the trailer for that movie. It was a different time. And it's rated PG. It was PG. And at the time, because I was a kid, I really wanted to see it.

And because it was PG, that's what PG used to mean was this has stuff that is not suitable for kids. Right. It meant R, basically. Yeah, it's what an R would be now. If you watch that movie, they're looking at Playboys. Smoking. Smoking. They say the N-word constantly. They say the N-word many times. Multiple times. More than I'm comfortable saying it. And it's kids saying the N-word. Right. It's like a Quentin Tarantino movie, basically. Speaking of Tarantino.

You hoping that he resuscitates your career? Are you? Is that what you call him now? Tarantino. Tarantino? Yeah. Yeah.

You hoping he does like a John Travolta thing with you where he picks up an actor who's gone fallow? Who's all washed up? Yep. That would be great. And just sort of recontextualizes him for a new generation? Sort of reintroduces him to a new generation? By introducing Adam Scott! And everyone has to try and like see if they remember that actor? Yeah. Yeah. I think I could really use that. Yeah, I think you could. You've had a string of...

You know, you know. No, I don't. What do you mean? I mean, you strung them out. That's true. That's true. What do you have? You went to the dance recently, right? Yeah, I'm going to go again this year, actually. Yeah, you took a trip. This is, of course, February, so you just took a trip. Oh, yeah, I just got back from the dance. Yeah. It was great. You enjoy the dance this year? Yeah.

It was great. It was cold, though. Oh, my God. El Nino's back. El Nino hit Park City hard this year. Oh, my gosh. There was so much snow that all of the people from Hollywood, they couldn't even see their egos. Ha, ha, ha.

You know what? Usually the snow in Sundance is the cocaine that all the actors and actresses and producers... All the Hollywood weirdos? Yeah, do. But this year it was literal precipitation forming into ice particles falling from the sky. Well, it's like rain, but it's...

extremely cold hard rain hard sharp spiky rain and we're not talking about the morgan freeman christian slater movie no of course not which was it hard rain hard rain okay is that for some reason i was thinking broken arrow but that's a uh travolta yeah that's travolta yeah uh right after tarentine kind of resuscitated his career christian slater what a career he just won a golden last month yeah totally won a gg you're gonna win one of those

No. No, you don't think so? I don't really see that. You got anything in the pipeline that is award-worthy or of note at all? No.

What about this movie you went to the dance with? I've seen it. It's a great film. Well, I'm not in that. Oh, okay. But you produced it. You might want to GG for that. It's true. But I doubt it. You're not proud of this one? No, I very much am. It's a great film. People should check it out. It's called Star Wars Episode, which one? 12. We jumped ahead. Yeah. Good. Yeah. Well, I mean, the first one was four.

The first one was four, so we thought, well, why don't we just jump ahead and start telling a story that takes place on Earth with regular people? In fact, we shot a movie. Because the other Star Warses were a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. Yeah, we're saying, what about- 12 just jumps ahead to Earth in 2016. A little, slightly in the future.

pretty close to home is what we say in the opening crawl. And it's just about humans kind of living their lives on Earth in 2016. Sure. I mean, it qualifies because it's in the same timeline as the Star Wars. And there's a character in the movie whose middle name is Luke, which is the same first name as Luke Skywalker. Who's? Luke Skywalker. Who's he? Who's he? Who's he? Who's he? Who's he? Who's he?

You like those lightsabers? Oh, man. It was weird in your film because it's, I mean, it's a cancer drama starring Molly Shannon. Yeah. When she took out that lightsaber and was just like, I'm going to cut the cancer out of me. Yeah. Here's the thing is that when we decided to turn it into a Star Wars movie, it was after it had been shot, edited. Post-production. It was like when they do a 3D, you know, after the fact. Yeah. And the writer-director-

great, brilliant guy named Chris Kelly was, I said, hey, listen, did you see Star Wars? And he was like, yeah, of course. I love Star Wars. And I said, here's the thing, do another bump and I have an idea for you. Here's some more cocaine. Now listen. And then I just turned it into a Star Wars movie. So he said, now listen. And then you shut the door on him and turned his beautiful, haunting, very funny, dramatic film about

a son and his mother. I turned it into a Star Wars movie and it works. It's so much better. It sounds like a crazy idea, but it works. No, it works very, very well. And I think I've not spoken to Chris about it, but I would only assume that he's incredibly proud of what I did

to his movie. And you're being sued by the Star Wars franchise. Is that correct? Being sued by Lucasfilm, by Disney, which is not a big deal. Sure. It's like, hey, Mickey Mouse is suing me. Who cares? Yeah, I mean, how... Oh, I'm suing you. Yeah, what is Goofy gonna represent him in court? Judge, jury, and executioner. It's really...

I'm just not taking it seriously. No, of course not. Who would at this point? Right. Um, and, uh, and, uh, I'm also being sued by the filmmaker, by Chris. Okay. Wait, you're assuming that he's proud though. I think he's very proud of it. I just think that he's kind of listening to the powers that be. Oh, sure. We all do that in our lives. It's like, listen to your heart first. Yeah. Listen to the kind of the artist inside of you. Listen to your fart first. Um, you have to listen to your farts. Um,

And so we'll see how it goes, but I'm really happy to be a part of the Star Wars family. Star Wars universe now. You're part of it. Yeah. You're like Mace Windu or something. Right. The best character in the history of Star Wars. Sure. Of course. Well, congratulations. Thank you. And you're an unofficial Jedi, I know. You're still waiting to get your Jedi belt. Yeah. I mean, I sent away for it. I saved up 6,000 proofs of purchases. And what did you purchase?

Action figures. Oh, okay. 6,000 action figures. But the thing is they weren't Star Wars action figures. Oh, okay. Sure. They were all the – remember the Avatar toy line? Oh, of course I do. 6,000 – the Sigourney Weaver character? Oh, yeah. Just 6,000 of those. About 6,000 of those and sent those to Star Wars. Any of the Na'vi involved in this?

Yeah, there were beautiful Navi creatures. So you could get Sigourney Weaver just as a human or her as a Navi. Of course. And so I got 6,000 of each. Sent all of those little cardboard cutout proofs of purchases. Sure. For the listener, he's miming scissors. Scissors. Which is very helpful to me. I'm sorry. I cut them out of the –

Thank you. I'm doing the sound effect now. So, yeah. So it really comes to life here. And I sent it. I just wrote on the envelope, Star Wars. Sure. Gave it to the mailman. Okay. And so I'm awaiting my Star Wars belt. Wow. Okay. Well, you're going to get it someday, my friend. I know I am. Yeah. Before we go to a break, got to ask you –

You two, anything happening? People want to know. Anything happening with you two? They did their HBO special. Yeah. What did you think of that? I still haven't seen it. You haven't? By the way, there was some talk initially on HBO's side, not the band's side, about us going out there and doing something in Paris. I'm kind of glad we didn't go. I think I might be too, actually. Yeah.

I feel like it may have been a rough trip. Yeah, it might have been. But looking forward to it. They did announce their new record maybe coming out this year. Do you want to do an ep if it comes out? Oh, yeah, for sure. We would have to, don't you think? I feel like we would have to. Even though people are constantly saying, come on, do another episode. Come on, do it. We ended on such a high talking to the band.

Yeah, I mean, how could we really, I mean, the only other thing I guess we could do is sort of go back and play some of the bits from the interview that we didn't include, which was just all that kind of chatter before. Yeah, we never talked about it. They came in and The Edge sat down and started playing. Yeah. Stuck in a moment. Stuck in a moment. And we got some of that on tape. Yeah. And then we talked about other stuff. I can't remember what we talked about. But is it worth an episode? It's probably the most worth it thing that we've ever talked about. Anything that we've ever done, yeah.

Well, I'll tell you what. If I have your verbal promise, then we'll do another episode if they come out with another album. How's that sound? Yeah, that sounds great. You two, if you're listening – what am I saying? Of course they're listening. Bonobos, Thedge, Adam Clay, 2,000 Pounds, you know, of course. Larry Mullins and your son. Yeah.

You're listening, obviously, so get to stepping on putting out that new record. Get to stepping? Sure. That's the proper way to talk to them. Yeah. And then we'll do an episode. We'll do an app to promote it for you. Sounds great. All right. Sounds good. Let's go to a break. When we come back, we'll have more Company Bang Bang.

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Comedy Bang Bang, we're back here with Scott and Scott and Scott together again. Hey, hey. Hey, hey. Hey, hey. One thing I didn't remember doing these shows, it's been a minute since you and I have done these shows. Sure. And is the constant every break you go into the restroom. Yeah, I wasn't aware of this, of how annoying that, but when I- Well, it's not annoying, I just, it's something that I forgot about because most people, human being, they

with, you know, uh, big boy size bladders. Yeah. They, uh, don't have to do it every year. When am I supposed to do my cocaine? Oh, that's what's happening. Yeah. Um, remember the old earwolf studios when we first started you talking to me with those gross toilets, those bathrooms were very brutal. They were brutal. We talked about it on the air. Yeah, we did. We do it, but we have nice ones here now. So beautiful restrooms. So that's a fantastic. And, uh,

I would eat lunch out of those toilets. Yeah, they're great. I mean, and so, yeah, they're beautiful. I really love them. Gorgeous. Gorgeous. I would, you know, I would, I would, I would eat a pie off the surface of these toilets. I would eat,

You know what kind of pie I'm talking about, right? Oh, yeah. Pussy, bro. Hair pie, bro. Oh, man. Yeah. I love these toilets. Me too. And the things that sit on them. Me too. Yeah. But... Yeah, dude. Hey. What? Yeah, man. Huh? What's going on? Hey. Oh, who's... Sorry. Who is...

Who are you, sir? Come on, dude. You don't recognize me? I'm the guy who fills the urinal at your favorite restaurant with ice. Oh, okay. What's going on? I heard you guys talking about toilets, so I came in here with my ice bucket. God, you have a huge ice bucket here. Yeah, you guys want to piss in it?

Adam just went. I'm all good. Ah, too bad, dude. If I had known you were going, I would have put some ice on that urinal and you could have pissed at it and it would have been nice to watch the ice melt and feel powerful. So, not only do you fill the urinals with ice, you enjoy watching them melt with urine? I mean, I,

Like, I'm not going to watch unless you ask me to, like, watch you, like, melt some of that ice, you know? But I think it's a universal thing that people are like, you know, we lose so much control in our lives that it's nice to know, like, my piss is always going to be hot and capable of melting ice. Yeah.

I'm sorry, who are you and why did you come in here? You don't recognize me? I work at your favorite restaurant. What's my favorite restaurant, according to you? Didomio's? Didomio's, yeah, of course that's my favorite restaurant. Yeah, well, my name's Randy Snuts. I've been working at Didomio's for a couple years. You work at Didomio's? Yeah. What is your last name? Snuts. Snuts.

Yeah, S-N-U-T-S. Yeah. Okay, I was just checking what your last name was. It's Irish. Oh, you're one of the Irish people. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have a question because I'm actually happy you're here because I've always wondered why ice in the urinals? Yeah, that's a great question. I've never really understood it because is it supposed to keep the pee cold?

That's the only theory I have. Right. Like, why would you need your pee to be colder than it was when it left you? I mean, it's going to drop in temperature no matter what. Plus, it's just going right down that pipe, I hope. Yeah. Or, you know, because when you have ice there, it's like, you know how when you pour –

Just a nice fifth of scotch on some ice. Oh, gosh. I just love the sound of it. I just love the sound. You know, sometimes I wouldn't even drink it because I have a drinking problem and I really should be quitting. But I just love the sound of it. I love the taste of it. I can't help but taste it. And I don't even drink. And drink the whole thing. I don't even drink, but I have a vast collection of scotches and a vast collection of different ice-making machines. And sometimes I don't even pour it on ice. Sometimes I just pour it down the sink. Yeah.

You know what I mean? Just like a nice 15-year-old. You just look, look, look, look, look right down the sink. Sometimes I just pour it down the toilet. Oh, my gosh. It's so nice. Just it's so great to have such an appreciation for fine things. Especially a clean toilet like the ones you have here. Oh, but to my point, what I was going to say is anytime you pour scotch on ice, you're left with scotch molecules on top of the ice. Instead of it just going down the toilet, the pee molecules are now coagulating on top of the ice. What is the purpose of this, sir?

That's just like the good stuff, you know? That's like what happens after. It's the good stuff? Yeah, that's the good stuff, baby. You know? Like, I mean, look, I'm not going to speculate on why it feels good to like pee on ice. Although, like I've said my piece on this, you know? Like it makes us feel powerful. Yeah, you have said a bit of. You've said your piece. Yeah. But why does it make us feel powerful? Because we have the power to melt the ice? Yeah.

Yeah. Well, I mean, like, you know, a lot of religions believe in, like, predestination and, you know. Sure. Like, the fate of your life is already predetermined, you know. Sometimes I think that humans have choice. Yeah, so do I. And I think the best choice to make is to, like, enact change in the world. But it's actually pretty difficult what can leave you feeling like, you know,

out of control. Right. Yeah. So we feel out of control in our lives and this is one thing that we can, that sort of like settles us down and makes us feel good. Like, hey, at least I can melt ice with my penis. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So is, that's why there is ice in urinals is to make people feel more in control of their lives and their destiny? Werner Herzog would say that it's sort of man above nature and sort of asserting, you know,

man's dominance over nature. Is that correct? Oh, that's pretty interesting. Yeah. I would definitely say that Werner Herzog has pissed on ice before and let it melt and gotten his jollies off of it. Yeah. I got to ask him about that. Do you think that's where Werner Herzog gets all of his ideas? I mean, I'm not going to speculate on that, but... You won't? Okay, good, good. I was going to say, Adam, that's a little rude to ask him to speculate on that. Well, I wasn't asking him to speculate. I was just asking him if it's true.

Oh, okay. You were asking for facts. Yes. Oh, okay. Yeah. Please don't speculate. Tell us the facts. Oh, yeah. That's absolutely true. Okay. Good. Thank you. I'm just not going to speculate on something like that. Okay. No. Please don't speculate. Please. Dude, God, when you even say it, it just gives me the heebie-jeebies. I'm glad you guys brought up Werner Herzog because – Well, Scott brought it up. I had nothing to do with it. We didn't do that in tandem. Oh, right. All right. Well, I'm glad that you – Scott brought it up and then Adam that you like – you piggybacked off of it. I wouldn't call it piggybacking. I wasn't –

following Scott down. I would call it a sidecar more than, you know, like when Robin would sit in Batman's sidecar and just go, go faster, Batman. No, it was a completely independent question. I would have asked it whether you brought up Werner Herzog or not. Really? Yeah. Yeah.

Okay, so we're riding two motorcycles separately. Going the exact same speed down the exact same fairway on a golf course. Okay, motorcycles on a golf course. Great. I love this kind of industry talk. Right. It really gets me going. But the reason I was excited about it was I had a beef to bring up with you guys. Okay. So, like...

I'm pretty sure that... When I go to... I can barely pronounce it. I love the restaurant, though. It's... Didomio's. Didomio's. When I go to Didomio's... It's your favorite restaurant, Scott. But, I mean, you know, it's so hard to pronounce. You got two apostrophes in there. Didomio's? It's like talking Tang.

De Domio's, yeah. But when I go there, I order the beef, and sometimes someone brings me the beef there. So if you're bringing me a beef that you wanted to bring up, so that's very akin to my experience at De Domio's. Yeah, I know. Well, De Domio's is one of the only BYO beef places in the city where you bring your own beef and they'll cook it for you. Yeah, I love that about that. So you bring raw beef to the –

Well, it's not raw. You're going to sear it at home. Yeah. Of course. I'm sad. But you're not going to bring fully cooked beef to a restaurant and be like, please do something with this. Yeah. What can you do with this? Seared beef. Sure. It's got a nice sear on it. You want to just some nice, you know, some browning, some nice char. And then what did they do with it then?

the rest, bro. Yeah, man. They add the accoutrement. They add like all the condiments and stuff. So they season your beef for you. When you put it that way, you perv. Yeah. Why is that perverted? I don't understand. This guy's got a boner under the table. No, I absolutely do not. We have the mic down there. I can hear it. There it is. There it is. He just had to move the mic from his butt to his crotch. Okay. So...

Fine. I have a boner when I talk about seared beef. Who cares? And seasoning your beef. Wait. So how much do they charge for this, just for seasoning and cooking your beef a little more than you want? It's not a lot. It's like $300, $400. That's incredibly expensive. It's not that much. I mean when you're in the top 1% of the top 1%, it's not that much. But you're not, Scott. What do you mean? You're not in the top 1% of the top 1%. What?

I think I am. I think you're not. Do you have billions of dollars? Yeah. Oh, okay. Then you are. Of course I do. $300 or $400 is not a lot of money for someone to cook your beef. Yeah. I mean, I guess for the top 1% of the 1%. Yeah. At one point, someone came up. I had millions of dollars, and someone said, you know what's cooler than millions of dollars? Billions of dollars. And I went, oh, okay, I'll have those. And then, yeah. And you just had them? Yeah. That was all it took. Just someone saying that, and then you acquiring. It was a leprechaun.

And I caught him and I forced him to give me his gold. Anyway, it's a long fucking... God, Adam, we're talking to Randy Snuts over here. Sorry. You're asking me about my leprechaun history. It's Randy Snuts. Snuts? Snuts, yeah. S-N-U-T-S. When you say it, I can hear snuts, but when you say it, I hear... I can't tell if it's snuts or snuts. He's not from Santa Cruz or California, bro. Yeah, dude. I'm like third generation American and my family's from Dublin. Snuts. It's a classic Irish name. Snuts. Yeah, I get it.

So you have a bone to pick, so to speak, with me? Yeah. So I'm pretty sure that the movie The Lake House was directly inspired from events of my life, and I want to sue somebody for it, but I don't know where to begin. Good thing that you came to me about this. Yeah. Why is that a beef with Scott or I?

Well, it's not a beef with you guys. It's just a beef I have in general. Oh, I see. Okay. I need help. Someone's got to help, like, you know, figure this out for me. All right. Well, let's talk about the plot of the lake house. Now, this is Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock. Yeah, absolutely. Making magic together once again. They live in a house in separate time periods, correct? Yeah. He lives there in 2004, you know, and she lives there in 2006. Okay. So not that far apart. Two years apart.

Yeah, yeah. But then they're writing letters to each other because like one's an owner and the other is an owner. And then – Oh, is one renting or is one – they're both owners? They're both owners. And then they figure out that this mailbox – That's very important. Do they talk about that in the film? Do they both say, I'm an owner? Yeah. In one of their first lines? Do they put the deed –

Because there's a magic mailbox, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So they're like, you know, trying to mail each other, trying to mail like the previous owner and the other owner like problems about the house. Why didn't they just call it the magic mailbox? I don't know because if it was called the magic film. I'd go see that film. Yeah. You know, that sounds great. I mean, I saw the lake house, but I would see it twice if it was called the magic mailbox. Sure, just to see that come up on the screen. Of course. Oh my gosh. I saw the lake house a bunch of times on aeroplanes.

Oh, really? Where were you flying from and to where? I was flying from Seattle to Spokane. Oh, okay. Yeah. And then back and forth? Or did you just stay there? I had to do it three times to complete the film. Oh, okay. Wait, you – oh, to complete because it was a short flight? Yeah, it's not a long flight. Right. Yeah.

So just there and then back and then there again. And then what did you do at that point? At that point, then I rented a car and drove back. Okay, great. But since they wouldn't show a movie on a flight that's only like 45 minutes, does that mean that you brought your own portable device and just watched sections of the movie on the short flight? Yeah, and then I repowered my laptop once I got to the Spokane airport. Sure, that takes about 14 hours or so to get it at full charge. And then get on standby and then –

turn my computer on once I get on the flight. Once they say it's okay to turn it on. Oh, sure, sure. Okay, all right. Federal aviation regulations. So it ends up you have like 22 minutes of screen time if you're going by FAA regulations. Yeah, pretty much. Great. So it took you three flights.

And they have a magic mailbox. Can I ask you some – and so that's the plot of The Lake House. They have a magic mailbox. They mail back and forth, and then they fall in love, and then they go meet each other. In 2006, I guess, they go meet each other? They figure out that – so Keanu Reeves is sneaky about it, and he goes and he meets her. He's a little sneak. Yeah. He's always sneaky in his movies. Did you see John Reynolds' –

John Wick, I believe is what you're talking about. That's not a good pull. Reynolds to Wick. Well, whichever. Wick ever. He was really sneaky in that movie. He's so sneaky. He should wear sneakers in all of his films. He's so sneaky. Sometimes he does. Scott. All right, all right. I'm sorry. Look, Adam, I want to apologize to you. I accept your apology and I thank you. All right. I appreciate you accepting my apology. It takes a big man to do that.

Thank you. I have reason to believe that John Wick was also based on my life. Really? Well, let's talk about your life because this is interesting to me. So that's the plot of the lake house. Did you own a lake house? Yeah. So I grew up with a lake house, and we used to go there for summers and stuff and whatnot. Okay. So I had a mailbox, and I used to correspond with people, and they'd say, this ain't now, this is before. Okay.

And, you know, I didn't believe it. Okay. Yeah. So you just received, what, a postcard or a letter? Yeah, I get a postcard that was dated, you know, two weeks before the day. Okay. Well, that's, you know, I... Look, a lot of the mail is dated at dates that are previous to when you actually receive them. It takes a little bit of a time to actually deliver the mail. See, this sounds a lot like the lake house too. Well...

So Lake House 2? Yeah, the Lake House 2. Wait, is that in development? Is this like a Rush Hour 4 situation? It came out already. It did? Are Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock in it? Yeah, they both play mailmen that get a Lake House. Wow, sounds like a real forehander.

Wow. My gosh. Well, that – so you would receive mail and it would have a postmark from a date previous to the day that you received it. And then you thought that when you saw the lake house, you thought it was based on you. Yeah, dude. That's based on me. OK. Now – I think he's got a case here. Yeah. I think that – do you have an attorney yet or –

No, I don't. I would like to pass the bar and represent you. You know, the bar is super easy. It's super easy. Especially in California. I'll do it today. Okay. So by the end of the day, it looks like you have representation. Yeah, dude, I would love that. Okay. That'd be killer. Great. Well, you know, let's get into a judge, jury, and executioner situation with this thing. If I could just ask real quick, again, on the postcard in the message column where people write like, hey-

Hey, how's it going? I'm in Paris just thinking of you. This is not the postcard. I'm not asserting this is a postcard you received. The court stipulates this is not the postcard. Okay, thank you. Hey, I'm pretty good already. Not bad. In that section of the postcard, people would write to you, this isn't now. This ain't now. This is then. Yeah, this ain't now. This is then. And did this happen before the lake house was released?

No, I bet that's the kicker of it. That's the crazy thing is that it started happening after I saw The Lake House. But they were writing it before. Uh-huh, yeah. Okay, well... Because I heard The Lake House came out in 2006, but was actually written in 2010. Okay, okay.

And they sent – That checks out. Maybe they put the script into a Magic Mailbox and sent it back. Into a Magic Mailbox, yeah. And they knew – they watched it. They just typed out everything that happened in the movie, including Sandra Bullock does this. Keanu Reeves does this. Right. Keanu Reeves sneaks around, does this. And then they put it in the Magic Mailbox. They mail it back to themselves, and then they – oh, my gosh. And the sneakiest part is that they renamed it The Lake House. In 2010, it was called The Magic Mailbox. Wow. Yeah. Amazing. And how does all of this –

add up to you having a case against them? - Two plus two in this case equals four, Adam. - Well listen, I'm not a lawyer, like Scott will be. - And I will be! - Yeah, by the end of the day. But I think-- - Habeas corpus, Adam!

Are you saying that as like lawyer language? Ipso facto. Okay. That means nothing. Yeah, to a non-lawyer such as yourself. Such as yourself. Correct? Esquire? Ever heard of it? Don't get all high and mighty with me just because you're going to be a lawyer. That's like me saying I'm going to be a CIA special agent by the end of the month. You're what now?

I'm going to be a CIA special agent by the end of the month. Hold on. Okay, Randy, hold on one second. I got to talk to Adam. I'm going to back away from the mic. Oh my God. You're going to do, you're going to be a CIA? Did I stutter? Say it again. Let me see if you do. I'm going to be a CIA.

CIA special agent. That's what it was. Yeah, you just did stutter. That's why I didn't understand. End of the month. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's going on? Did I stutter? Yes, you did. That's why I didn't understand you. Sorry. I've just been stuttering lately when I'm talking about my CIA training. Well, that's because you're nervous. You got to get over this, bro. It's terrifying. You know what they do to train you to be a CIA special agent analyst? What's that?

They bring you up into an airplane. Oh, my God. This sounds horrible already. I mean, you know, Randy over here, he's done it three times recently, but not me. Yeah. Have you been up in an airplane, Randy? Oh, you watched the lake house in an airplane. So you know what I'm talking about. Yeah. I've been driving ever since because I got so mad about that. Oh, my gosh. It's incredibly, incredibly infuriating, but also scary. Yeah, absolutely. You're not close to the ground at all. You're way up there. Yeah. Man was never meant to play God. Oh, man.

Like when you're up in an airplane, it's completely different from being in a car. Yeah, yeah. It's like a car with wings, and that's something that I don't even want to think about in my America. Well, if you had a car and it had wings on it, you'd be like saying to yourself, like, why does this thing have wings? Yeah, it's like flap, flap, flap, go fly away, car. What, am I going to go shit on someone's head? Seriously. What, am I going to go drive and land on a statue or something? It's like it doesn't make any sense. Right.

Yeah, but you should shit on somebody's head, man. Send a message. I would love to shit on someone's head. That's what it really comes down to. Yeah. In planes, you can't put ice in the toilets in planes. That ice is really melting, by the way, I have to say. Oh, yeah, it is. You've been here so long. There's a lot of precipitation coming off the sides of that container. Well, I pissed in it right before I came in. Okay. Why are you carrying a bucket that you pissed in of ice?

I don't know. It's like a calling card, you know? Oh, that's true. Yeah. It kind of announces what you do and who you are. Yeah. I remember Home Alone. They were the wet bandits. Sure. You know? And me, I carry around a bucket full of ice that I pissed in. Someone once told me never do a reference unless you can make a second reference. So I would love to hear a second reference to Home Alone. To Home Alone? Sure. Okay. Uh...

Yeah, sure. All right. You know, Kevin, you know. That's pretty basic. I thought that was great. Thank you. All right. Who said that about the references? This guy who came in, this guy Don Darling, who did the show about a month ago. Anyway, but- Sounds like a pretty cool dude. He does. That guy sounds like a kick-ass dude. Yeah. But that's all you got is Kevin? No, I got a ton more. Okay. Like-

Dude, quit grilling me. Like, I want to see Adam shit on your head now, you know? Okay, that's true. You're going to keep sassing me like that. I want to see a hot load sitting on the top of your head. I want to put a hat on it, too. And I want you to pull it off and scratch your head and put your hand in his shit. I guess maybe, like, if it were a stovepipe, it would, you know, like... Well, he's not going to balance the shit long, like... Lengthwise? Lengthwise on your head. It's like a game of Jenga or something. It's just, like, stacked up there. Just one Jenga thing standing up...

Long wise. No, I got a ton of, dude, I got a ton of Home Alone references. I saw that thing in June in theaters. Wait, June? This past June? Yeah, this past June. You went to a theater to see this. Was this on your own portable device? Yeah, absolutely. What was the real movie playing? The real movie that was playing? Yeah. Let's see. In June, it was, oh, I know this. Oh, you know this. Yeah, it was the overnight. Yeah.

That film that Adam was so upset about, Tell Me You Love Me, showing a fake penis that he decided to show his real penis in? That's when I pulled out my own device and started watching Home Alone again. I'm not dealing with this fake penis. I need real... No, that was his real peen. That was real dick. And in Home Alone... Jesus Christ, that was a nice dick. In Home Alone, there's a bunch of real dicks as well, right? Yeah. Oh, absolutely. When Daniel Stern pulls out... When Daniel Stern first...

is alone in the van. Sure. And he's like, these guys are home alone. I'm finally alone in this van. Yeah. Whip. Time to crank. Crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank. The way that he jerks off sounds like a car motor turning over. Sure. Crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank, crank

It's so weird that people never talk about that scene. It's a strange scene, but it's a holiday classic. Yeah, no. And then the mom yells, Kevin, and he blows his load all over the inside of the windshield. They don't have wipers for that. Yeah. And he has ghosts come all over his face. Well, I know that. You know that. I never saw that. So you can see it in movies as well. In movies. Oh, yeah. It's mainly in movies. And who had the most ghosts come on their face in Home Alone? Oh, in Home Alone? Oh, okay. Well, Kevin, obviously. Uh-huh.

That's why she asked Kevin. And it was Michael Jackson's cum from after he died. He went back in time and did it in Home Alone. So if there's real cum on someone's face, and when they die it turns into ghost cum? Yes.

Yeah, see? It all makes sense. It's like a magic mailbox of cum. Sure. Sure. And that guy salting the streets, he blows his load a ton in that movie. Yeah. And he's like, Kevin! Yeah. Anyway, all great references. Yeah, yeah. You mean the old man with the thing? The guy that ends up being kind of the hero of the film? Yeah. Remember when he's like, Fuller, go easy on the Pepsi, and then he blows his load? Yeah. Yep.

All good references. Well, I think you have a case. Yeah, right? So the lake house is based off my movie. Anybody... Your movie? Wait, you made a movie about this? Yeah. Well, the movie of my life. Oh, sure. But you made a movie. Yeah, I made it. Yeah, yeah. So you made like a biopic of yourself. Yeah, I made it off my MyTouch, my T-Mobile MyTouch phone. Oh, great. Okay.

How did it come out? Pretty terrible. It's really grainy. How long is it? A minute and a half. Okay. I want to see this thing. That's a quick biopic. Can you play it for us? Sure. I just got to log into my MySpace account. Okay. No problem. We have nothing but time here. It's down. My MySpace account only has some of my...

recorded cover songs. Oh, man, that's too bad. Well, when we come back from break, I want you to play this thing. All right, well, while we're on break, if anybody wants to help fill this... Yeah, no problem. Yeah, I definitely do. We know Adam will. I can really smell it right now. Your pee mixing with that ice is really creating a bit of an odor. Yeah. Yeah, I made myself a spinach turmeric smoothie before I came here. Okay, great. Well, we'll be right back with more Comedy Bang Bang after this. Yeah.

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If you went on a road trip and you didn't stop for a Big Mac, or drop a crispy fry between the car seats, or use your McDonald's bag as a placemat, then that wasn't a road trip. It was just a really long drive. Ba-da-ba-ba-ba. Bet participating McDonald's.

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You know, the thing about having a smartphone these days, Scott, is that... Oh, I know. It's like carrying around an office with you. An office right in your pocket. You can always be working. The drawback, the average workday now... It's like, when do you clock out? ...stretches into 9, 10 p.m. But a smartphone is almost like a little...

A tiny cubicle that you can put around yourself and just get down to biz. You know what I mean? I'm carrying around my office right now, too. Yeah, that's really starting to smell. It's really bad. Now, Scott, why didn't you just run to the restroom? Why did you have to pee into the bucket? Well, it's right here, you know? I mean, the restroom is, you know, three buildings away because we don't like people going to the restroom around here. And Dodomio's is like two miles away. Yeah, I thought about that.

I did. It was really tempting. Plus, I have a nice T-bone here. Oh, that'd be great. We'd have to sear it first, though. On the hood of my car, it runs hot. What's going on with your car? It's overheating a lot? Yeah, yeah. It's a real bad scene. What kind of car do you have? I got an 89 Camaro. 89? Wow, that's a great year for Camaros. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Pretty old car at this point. No wonder it's running hot. Yeah, it's running real hot. No.

I've never put oil into it. Okay. Yeah, it needs some. Oh, you think? Yeah, I think a real simple solution for that, just put some oil in that bad boy. Do you ever throw any water into the old radiator? Sometimes I throw ice on the top and I piss on it. Yeah, see, that's just as good. No, not at all. It's actually, if you don't put water in the radiator and like Scott said, oil into the engine,

Your car is not going to work. I don't know. Wait, we got car talk over here. You know what I mean? It's just basic common sense. Hey, car talk. You want to take some calls? Sure. Okay, let's take some calls. Here we go. Hi, is this car talk? Yeah, this is car talk. Hey, I got a car.

I got a car and I want to talk about it. Sure, what's your question? I don't have a question, I just want to talk about my car. Okay, what kind of car you got? It's a 2020 Prius. A 2020 Prius? It was a magic mailbox situation, someone mailed it to me. Okay, listen, what you're going to want to do-

Wow, that guy was rude. Being a radio host is tough. It's tough these days. With the Baba Booey situation going on? It's rampant Baba Booey everywhere. Oh my gosh. Can't believe how long he talked before he dropped the Baba Booey hammer. He really lulled us into a false sense of security. Baba Booey. Yeah. Wait, did you come on this show just to say Baba Booey?

Yeah. Oh, man. This whole thing? This whole thing was just Randy Snuts. You just wanted to say Baba Booey? Yeah, this isn't even my piss. What? What? Whose pee is it? Some guy right outside. I was like, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa. Why are you walking so fast? And the guy's, yeah. That's a good story. I gotta take a piss. No more details needed on that. All right, yeah. All right, well, we have to get to our next guest. Says here he's a podcast guest. Oh, that's an interesting...

Like a professional podcast guest? I guess what it means is he's a guest on this podcast. That's interesting. Okay, I'm going to be filming my podcast. I'm T-Bone Lebo. Yes, I was about to announce you. T-Bone Lebo. We said T-Bone Lebo. I'm the undisputed king of your own trash, luxury, clubs, yachts, Mykonos. We do it all. Oh, boy.

Sorry, what's his name? Thibaut Lebeau. Thibaut Lebeau. Is that your real name, Thibaut? Thibaut Lebeau, oui, c'est vrai. Yes, of course, it's my real name. Adam Scott, is that your real name? Well, yeah, I mean, sure. I've never asked you that before. Is that your real name? Of course it is. You never changed your name for the biz? I almost did at one point, but I didn't. Wait, what did you almost change it to? What are you going to change to, Adam? I almost changed it to Adam Cordero. Oh.

Did you really? I did. Why? You fucking piece of shit. I was like 18 years old and I thought it sounded cool. Adam Scott is classic. You have what every man desires, two first names. Thank you very much.

I don't know. I kind of prefer Adam Cordero. Well, of course, you're like Thibaut Leveau over there. Confirmation that I made the right decision. Hello, Thibaut. Welcome to the show. I'm Scott. This is Scott. And, of course, we have Randy Snuts, who I don't even know if you work for Dodomios. Yeah, dude, I absolutely do. Well, I mean, I deliver ice, and then I put them in the urinals, and then I GTFO.

Wait, dadamia, the place you need to cook your own food? Yeah, yeah, that's the one. Yeah, dadamia. Wait, do you cook more than beef there? Can you cook anything there? I mean, it's BYO whatever. Do you have to sear everything before you bring it in? Absolutely, dude. Like even broccoli, if I wanted broccoli. Oh, yeah, you can't just come in there with raw broccoli. Okay, so you sear the broccoli. This sounds like a giant pain in the ass. Well, I don't think so. I mean, if you have a nice chef's kitchen at home. Well, okay, what if you don't?

then like don't go to Dodomio's it's that simple yeah don't spend the 300 bucks at Dodomio's then just stay in your own shitty house okay okay I'll go to Katsuya I'll go to Katsuya any boutique hotel they have the best restaurants oh yeah you guys stay in boutique hotels

Well, you know, I usually, I don't know, we actually do. Adam Cordero would have stayed in a boutique hotel. Yeah, he probably would. Adam Scott probably stayed in Best Western. No, no. That's true. I like this guy now. No, I've stayed in nice hotels. Oh yeah? What hotel you stayed? The Double Tree? Yeah, Double the Fun. Go fuck yourself. I like that.

I like this guy. I like you. I didn't even do anything. I'm just sitting here. This guy sucks. Let me guess, you put sunscreen on. Fuck. You don't put sunscreen on, Tebow? No, man. I let the sun put the screening on me. You will get skin cancer. Well, I don't want to talk about it.

You don't wait. Do you already have skin cancer? Totally brought it up. I have cancer in my family. I don't know. Well, you could put some sunscreen on then, my boy. You can't put sunscreen on lymphoma.

You have lymphoma? I don't have lymphoma, but I have lymphoma in my family. That's so sad. I'm sorry. It's okay, though. We go to clubs tonight. We go to One Oak. I don't even wait in line. We are going to get the sparkles. We are going to have the best time. Okay. Hey, Thibaut, tell me about your life. What is it? I mean, you say you're the undisputed king of what is this now? Thibaut Lebo, the undisputed king of Euro trash. Follow me.

at Thibaut Lebois, Undisputed King of Euro Trash. I think that's too long for Twitter. I don't have any room to write messages, but I follow back. And my life is a lot of... Are you part of Team Followback?

It's the only team to be a part of, you know, team follow back. So you just follow people, you don't tweet messages? I don't have enough room, I have one letter. After you do the at, Thibaut Lebeau, the undisputed king of Europe, right? Yeah, you only have one character left. Maybe you could come up with an abbreviation or something so you can tweet. Oh, I'm getting name advice from Adam Cordero. Oh, yeah.

Put a lid on it, Cordero. Mr. Cordero, what you that day I changed my name to? I thought

I thought maybe someone like you would like to tweet out messages of some sort to your followers. But if you don't, that's fine. They know. I think he knows what he's doing. He's the undisputed king. That's why I started a podcast to have a place to talk about luxury, to talk about boutique hotels, to talk about the art, to talk about – You have a podcast? Is that what you're saying? I'm starting a podcast. You're starting one? Oh, okay. I would love to bid on this. I'd love to first of all represent you, Randy. Yes.

A little later. Thanks, dude. Do you even have a case or did you – or was that all a lie just to say Baba Booey? Busted. Baba Booey. Oh, man. Okay. I'm not going to be a lawyer now. So your life wasn't the lake house? No, but I mean in the sense that like everybody's life is kind of like the lake house. They use the post office, you know. That's a good point. All right. You're not here to say Baba Booey, are you? No, no, no. Okay, good. I don't even know what this is Baba Booey. Okay. Okay. I'm here to tell you that I am going to start a podcast.

Okay. I'd love to bid on it. I'd love to be part of my network here. I don't need you to bid. Okay. I'm Thibaut Lebeau. I have enough money to buy. I bid on your podcast. Wait. Are you part of the top 1% of the top 1% as well? I don't even show you where my money is. They don't even know. Oh, wow.

It's hidden offshore. What is your podcast? What is the title of it? It's called Activo Lebo, the Undisputed King of Eurotrash. Oh, okay. It is going to be a great podcast about living life of luxury, of going to club, of dating, you know, models and princess. So you date a lot of supermodels even or just models? Superdupermodels. Superdupermodels. That's a category that I have never even heard of. I've heard of supermodels before.

Sure, let's list them off. Cindy Crawford. Oh, classic. That mole? Yeah, sure, she's beautiful. I piss on her. You piss on her? Whoa, dude, don't do that. Piss on a bucket of ice. Friggin' creep. I've noticed that your answer to most questions is, yeah, what is that about? Are you scoffing at us? No, it's just a psh, you know, sometimes you say something, I listen, and psh, it comes out. Ah, okay. Sometimes out of my...

you know, however whole, I'd have a little bit of a... Sure. Is it similar to that or... No. You guys don't even know. You live on a different plane of the reality. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, your life seems incredible. Luxury. Clubs? Clubs. You ever been to Hakkasan? Hakkasan?

Hakkasan is the best. I see billboards for it everywhere. Hakkasan is the best. What is that? It's somewhere in Las Vegas, right? Oh, it's the best club in Vegas. Tiesto was just there. It's like Steve Aoki billboard. Oh, yeah. Hakkasan underneath it. Steve is a friend. Steve is a friend. That does not surprise me. Steve is a friend. So since we live in a completely different reality and there's no way we will ever be

Touch. Yeah, whatever it is you're doing. Bring us into your reality. What are you doing here? Okay, listen. You know how you guys are waiting in the line for the club? All the time. That's one of my— Constantly, every weekend. It takes up so much time. It's like nine hours waiting in line for this club. It's always worth it, though, once you get in. Oh, I love it, yeah. Of course. I'm the guy who pulls up in the Diablo and just gets up, do all like this, and get up. You get to go into the club ahead of the line. Do you ever close that door to the Diablo, or does the door remain open?

Because that's kind of like a car. You don't even know. You don't even know. You just walk in the club. Those Diablo doors that go up, that's kind of like a car with wings. Yeah, it's true. You know what I mean? Which is completely unnecessary because it's not going to fly. It's not going to fly away. Why do you have a car with wings, Thibaut? Well, you know, I have a plane with wings. I have a car with wings. I have a yacht with wings. Your yacht has wings? The door to open the yacht, it goes up like this. The door to open the yacht. Wow, that's amazing. Yeah.

Have you ever been on a yacht, Mr. Harkim? Let me think. Can I check my calendar? Have you ever been on a yacht, Mr. Cordero? I haven't checked my calendar. This guy just moves on to Scott over here. I'm opening up my iCal. I think I have been on a yacht, actually. Sure. Maybe not one as luxurious as what you've been on. How many feet was this yacht, Mr. Cordero? And, man, Mr. Scott, I don't – man, I have no idea how many feet it was.

The minute you got on it, you didn't like pace out the feet? What do you do? You ask the person- From stern to, not stem. Bow. What's the opposite of stern? Bow? It's a bow. Bow.

Okay. All right, wait. You've only been doing this five? This is all so I can say Baba Booey. Motherfucker. All of it. This is the long con. Yep. Oh, my God. What's it been? Like six years since I first appeared? Oh, my God. Wow. You got me, though. Baba Booey, Baba Booey, Howard Stewart's penis. Baba Booey. You fucking got me. I got to admit. Wow. Dropping the Baba Booey hammer. Oh, this is a terrible day for me. This Baba Booey, what is it?

It's a thing. Howard Stern. Do you know Howard Stern? It's probably not the kind of thing you'd be interested in. It's not like, you know, Tiesto. Is he like Paul Van Dyke? No, it's not like that. He's a DJ, but he's not like, you know, Calvin Harris or anything like that. You know Calvin? Yeah, I know. Well, I mean, I don't know him personally. Are you friends with Calvin Harris? He's a friend, you know, and all my friends' birthday, I tweet out the first initial of their name.

Because you only have one. So June 28th, C. And he sees that, no pun intended, he sees. Yeah. And he knows it's about him. I like this. You like this? I like this. I like this. This is good. I feel like that's the first thing you've kind of clicked into with Scott or I is when he made that joke about C. Well, I mean, we were making fun of you earlier. I like that. Yeah.

That's true, that's true. You did very much click into that. And let me tell you, on your birthday, I'm also going to put a C for Cordero. Cordero actually starts with a Q. Oh, wait, it did? Oh, this gets worse and fucking worse. My mother's maiden name is Corderaro, so I was shortening it to sound more...

more cool wow yeah so it was like a nick cage situation where you want your nick cage do you know nick cage no who's that he's no what do you mean did he have oh because his last name was coppola coppola yeah but he was cheap i wasn't trying to hide an incredibly famous name in the film industry i was just trying to shorten a long uh name so how would you have spelled cordero then

Q-U-O-L. P-F-T-F-T. Q-U-A-R-D-E-R-O. Cordero.

I didn't hear any of that. Someone was dropping some lethal butt. Oh, yeah. Sorry, Tebow. There is a microphone down at your butt. You should know that. Yeah, I hope you don't mind. Every seat. Yeah. Tebow, you know, over at Dodomio's, we grill up our own T-bones. And your name is Tebow. Care to comment? Mm-hmm.

You know, I get this a lot. I bet. I get this a lot because, you know, in America, you say tibur. People think, ah, tibur. Well, we're a meat and potatoes country. Tell me about it. You know, what do you eat when you go to the restaurants? Like, what kind of food do you have? A lot of sashimi. A lot of sashimi. Do you have mercury poisoning? A lot of, well, I don't.

I don't not discuss. You don't want to discuss? So you have mercury poisoning? And lymphoma? Okay, again, this is not about me. Are you dying? Oh, my God. Scott. He's breaking down. Scott. I wasn't prepared. You shouldn't ask a question if you're not prepared for the answer. Oh, my God. Are you all right? Okay. Why do you think he is this? Come over here. Let me pat you on the back. Mouthy. Mouthy. Mouthy.

Is that why you have an IV with you? That is a great beat, Scott. Is it like 160 BPM or something? Yeah, I noticed you brought in an IV bag and you have... Yes, and I don't have any hair. This was not a choice. And you're wearing a hospital gown. I didn't want to bring it up. I just thought these were like cool clothes or something like that. Thibaut is falling on some very tough times.

So sorry. And, you know, it is all coming at the same time. I'm so sorry. This is hitting you right now. I just – I have Kleinfelter syndrome. What? I have lupus. Oh, that sounds terrible. What's that? I don't even know what that is. Lupus. Oh, lupus. Lupus. That's interesting how they pronounce it, lupus. Lupus. It sounds beautiful. Yeah. Sounds like a dessert. Yeah, a little hair pie dessert. It doesn't – Lupus. Lupus.

Hell yeah, dude. Don't be afraid. Stop high-fiving me. Sorry, dude. Real men do it, man. Real men get down there. Get down where? You know, dude, LaPoose. Stop high-fiving Adam now. Could you? Okay. Dude, you loved it. We were trying to listen to this guy's diseases and we're... Sorry, dude. Yeah, I got off track. No. Stop talking about LaPoose. Anyway, what else do you have? Baba Booey. Shut up.

God damn, it's not the place. He's telling us he's dying. Sorry. God. No, forget it. Forget it. No, tell us about the rest of your disease. No, he's going to just say Bababoo. I got it in. I'm sorry. Mesothelioma. Oh, boy. Oh, my God. Do you have ghost common cold?

I have ghost cum. I do not have ghost cus. I didn't want to say you have the most out of anyone in this room. Is that so? Yeah, it is bad. You've probably been wanting to say something this whole time. Oh, I have. He looks like Rorschach from The Watchmen. It's incredible. And I can make other references to that, by the way. One more Watchmen reference right now. Okay, you got The Times They Are Changing. That's that shitty song that he plays. That was in the movie. Yeah, that was in the movie. All right. You got The Dead Dog. Anyway.

Tay-Sachs disease. Tay-Sachs disease. Wow. This is incredible. I mean, that is rare. Dude. Stop high-fiving him about Tay-Sachs disease. He said Sachs, dude. Yeah, that's true. Get down there. I'll give you one. Hell yeah. Scott, Adam? Sure. Hell yeah, dude. Hell yeah. We're talking LaPoose. We're talking Tay-Sachs. We're slamming it. How about Tay-Sachs?

How about just taste sex? Yeah, taste the sex. Yeah, get my reed wet. Oh, my God. He's really – he's crying. So anyway, I'm going to be dead probably in five to ten minutes. Are you recording a podcast or are you recording your last will and testament? Well, that is why I came here because my lawyer couldn't fit me in. Oh, okay. It sounds like you have a lot of valuable possessions you would need to assign. By the way, if you need a new lawyer –

It sounds like you don't have much time on this earth, but I'd love to represent you tonight. Are you a lawyer? I will be tonight. I don't think he's going to be here tonight, buddy. I don't know. Prove to me that you're going to be a lawyer. Havis corpus, ipso facto. He's a lawyer. Yeah.

You know what? He's not. This was fate, Scott. This is fate that I come here. Yeah. Let me pre-law you a little bit here. Like I'm not a lawyer yet, but I think that once I pass the bar, I can just backdate it or post-date it. Okay. I think is the proper way to say that. Okay. So I'll do whatever you want to do. Who are your loved ones out there? Who do you love? Bo Diddley once asked that famously. Okay. Who do you love? Okay. You know –

I already did mention Tiesto. Yes, you did mention Tiesto. All of these DJs. Should we just list the DJs and we can just put them on your will? Well, most of them I'm friends with. Just House, Music, Budabar.

Who's that? Boudabar is a hotel in Paris. They have also a club and also they put out an album every year. So you want to leave some of your money to them? Yeah, I want to give them. How much money do you have? What is the total sum of your estate? Well, I only – okay, I have euros only. Okay. Well, I can transfer that or convert in my head. So how many euros do you have?

I have 15,000 euros. Okay. But let's say we cash in your private jets and your expensive cars. Yeah, the yachts and all that. Do you own any of those? I have to sell them all to pay for my Medicare bill.

Oh, so you only have the total sum of your estate at this point is 15,000 euros? So that's like $30,000, is that? $20,000, somewhere in there, yeah. This is embarrassing. I didn't want to talk about number on the air. I know. I mean, you're the indisputed king of Eurotrash. I have an image. You only have...

I have an image to uphold. And you want to leave your $20,000 or so to these famous DJs? Yeah, mostly to Tiesto. Mostly to Tiesto. But they have so much money. Those guys make tons of money. They make $2 million any time they press play. Yeah. Let alone stop. Or pause. I hate it when a DJ presses pause in the middle of his set. It's like, just play through. Yeah.

It's like a golf game. When I'm too slow, just play through. Yeah. Play through. Play through. Play through. That's why I'm shouting at Tiesto all the time. He gets really annoyed. He has a restraining order against me. Tiesto? Yeah, so I may not be able to serve him these papers. Well, he has a restraining order against me too. He does? But I thought you guys were friends. The whole reason I came to get someone else who can go and serve the...

Adam Cordero. Oh, man. Cordero. I need you to... Adam Cordero. Cordero. Adam, it's not my name. It's pronounced... Wait, it's pronounced Cordero, but it's spelled Cordero. Yeah, interesting. Q-U-A. What an interesting guy. I want to learn more about him. Oh, I'm going to watch one of his movies. Oh.

You would have been hired for every diversity role in Hollywood if you were Adam Scott. With that beard, you might still. Oh, la, la. You know, I have a – you need this done tonight. Adam.

I need you to go to Hakkasan in Vegas tonight. Oh, Jesus. You know, I have plans tonight. It's not even a briefcase full of money. It's just a coin pouch with a check in it. Yeah. He has plans. He's going to sit his kids down. Yeah. Push them around those wheelchairs. I was going to tell him about how I went. Scott and I just like fucked. Fucked?

Yeah. Listen. Well, that can wait. That can wait. We got to help this guy. I can do this one favor for you since you're going to pass away in a matter of minutes. Yes. What is it you want me to do? By the way, you've wet yourself. Yes. Yeah. The front of your hospital gown is entirely wet. I don't have a bladder. Well, we have a bucket right here you could have gone in. Yeah, come on, dude. I'm waiting to fill this up. I should have thought about this. Yeah. He literally has a T-shirt on that says pee in my bucket.

Yeah, wait a minute. Is this the guy that you took the bucket from outside? Oh, my God. I didn't even recognize you. Oh, my God. You're that guy. Yeah, sorry. I was running. I was wearing sunglasses. And I was wearing my gown, but a lot of people wear the gown outside. Oh, dude, we're cool. I already got your piss in this bucket. Hey, Randy. Yeah. You want to do me a favor?

Yeah, all right. Randy. Uh-huh? I want you to take this coin pouch with a check with 15,000 euro to Calvin Harris in Arkansas.

Oh, so now I don't have to do it anymore. I think you're let off the hook. What about the bucket? He has to go tell his children that he fuck. Yeah, he's got a good excuse. If you were to tell that to a judge, a jury, or an executioner, he would let you off. Sure. Well, not the executioner. Yeah, maybe not. What about the bucket? Do you want him to take the bucket as well? Take the bucket. Oh, thank God, dude. Take the bucket. I'm driving. I'm not flying. He's like, well, let me check this. Get Calvin Harris to pee in the bucket. And then I want you to cremate me.

And then I want you to pour Kevin Harris's urine and ice on top of my ashes. This is a dream come true. Wow. I thought I was just coming for a podcast, but. You thought you were just coming to say baba booey. Yeah, no kidding. Wow. You have a full list of tasks. Yeah.

I do, yeah. Well, all right. You can do it, though. This is what I'll tell you. If anyone can, I believe in you. Thank you, guys. Guy I just met. Well, I appreciate it, all right? But Randy Snuts is someone that you can trust. And Tebow, I want to let you know from the bottom of my heart that no matter what happens on my adventure to deliver this to Calvin Harris...

Bye-bye, Bowie. Oh, motherfucker! God damn it! Oh, man! Hell yeah, dude. Hell yeah. It was my last week. Oh, and now you're about to die, right? Oh, you look like you're fading. Oh, man. I don't feel so good. Oh, no. Is this happening here in the studio? I think it's happening. Oh, my God. Is there anything we can do with you? Do you want me to hold your hand? I just want to say one last thing before I go. Sure, anything. Go ahead. Robin.

Robin? That's, isn't that, that's another person from the house. Yeah, yeah, Robin Quivers? I thought that's what we were doing, just name people from- Wait, you came on this just to say Robin Quivers? My God. Oh my God, I can't believe it. What are we going to do with this body, you guys? We'll just put it on Todd's body. We can also just put it on ice.

It's not just ice. My nephew Todd's over there. We'll just stack them up. Yeah, don't worry about it. I didn't even notice there was another body in there. Yeah, he passed away a little while ago. Well, all right. I guess there's only one thing to do, and that's our final feature on the show. It's a little something called plugs. Now it's time. Now it's time. Now it's time for

Oh, nice and short. Very nice. I appreciate that. Did we cut it off at all? No? That was it? That was it. All right. I appreciate that. That's Joe Blankenship. Hey, Joe. That's called Time for Plugs. Nice, short, sweet, to the point. I like it. It had a wonderful melody. I liked it very much. The most beautiful melody I've ever heard. I believe I burped right in the middle of that word. All right, guys. What are we plugging? Adam, what do you got? What's happening? Nothing right now. I guess I would plug...

Just stuff that's out on iTunes and stuff. Go watch The Overnight. It's a good film. Yeah, Overnight. Sleeping with other people on iTunes. How much is it to rent The Overnight? Say it's three bucks. The Overnight is now on Netflix, so you can just go watch it. Just go watch it. How much do you get in the back end? Or did they give you all the money up front? Who, Netflix? Yeah. Yeah, they just give you money. They just give you money. There's no back end on it? I don't think so. So you don't care if they watch it or not?

No, other than enriching their lives. But it's not enriching your pocketbook, so what do you care? Exactly. Exactum Lundo, my friend. How much money did you make on that film? In euros. We made a couple thousand euros. A couple thousand. Yeah. Not bad. Not bad. So go watch The Overnight. Go watch Krampus. It's probably rentable at this point. Yes, Krampus. Krampus is a really fun movie. HGTM2 is out there constantly. Yeah.

It's never going to go away. That's not disappearing a la Ratatouille from your IMDB page. It's true. Uh, Oh, we talked about that before the show. I thought it was a callback, but it's a callback to a conversation. Uh, all right. Uh, Randy, what do you have to plug here? Uh, I mean, other than coming to like, check me out and tip me at the Domio's, uh, a good friend of mine named Tim Baltz is, uh, he's a friend. Yeah. He's a good friend of mine. I know him from, uh,

Basically just his Twitter presence where he retweets like fun articles that his friends have tagged him in.

Sounds good. At Tim underscore Baltz. Oh, I got to follow this guy. But he's coming out. He's going to be in a show on CISO, which is NBC Digital's platform called The Jillian Dollar Property. So look for that. That's going to be a great show with some great people. Oh, that sounds like a fun show. Oh, hey, I'm on that too. Yeah, I think you're on the first episode. Yeah, I'll plug that as well. Oh, thank you so much. Yeah, you came by and did the first episode of that. I think I'm on that too.

Yeah, hey, guys. Holy shit, you're not going to believe this. Whoa, you're alive. What? Well, for the plug. Oh, okay. Wait, you're going to die right after the plugs? Of course. Tebow, welcome back, man. Tebow, what are we not going to believe? I was going to plug a friend of mine who's also going to be on the CISO show. Who's his friend? Great guy. His name is Dan Adut. Make sure that on March 29th, you tweet a letter D.

It's his birthday. Okay. Just a tiny D. What about a picture of a D, a dick? Either or. Like the eggplant emoji. If there's room. If there's room. If you have the characters to afford, I don't. He does. His Twitter is at StandUpDan. StandUpDan because he's a stand-up as well as being a funny improviser and actor. Funny guy going to be on CISO bajillion dollar property. Oh, this is amazing. Unbelievable. All four of these people. Unbelievable. Unbelievable.

Wow, I will not. Oh my God! He died again. And he's farting while he's, that's sometimes, sometimes the body does that. It just, you know, uncontrollably farts. His farts are just dismissive gestures. Just scoffing noises.

Wow. I want to plug, yeah, Bajillion is coming out soon in March and Comedy Bang Bang TV show, of course, coming out soon. We got Weird Al as our new band leader. We're filming that right now and that's going to be fun. So let's close up the old plug bag. I'm going to listen to some plugs.

All right, guys, this was a fun...

episode. I want to thank my guests. Of course, Tebow's dead, which is too bad, but it's T-bad. He died with a smile on his face. He did, and constantly farting. Listen to him. Jesus.

Wow. Randy, thanks to you, I guess. I don't know why I'm thanking you. You were pranking me. I'm thanking for pranking. I got some good information out there. Use your power, guys. Yeah, that's true. I'm back. Oh, my God. Just for the sanks. Well, thank you so much. You're welcome. Oh, my God. This guy is breaking medical records. Three times or twice he came back to life. Three times he died.

And Adam, thank you so much. Thank you, Scott. Great. It was a pleasure to be here. And of course, we want to give a shout out to our good friend Harris. It's been a year at this point. It seems weird to give a shout out. Yeah. But hey. I guess he's listening. I think he might be listening. I'd like to imagine a heaven where his only entertainment is listening to this episode. Yeah.

For eternity. And he's, you know, if anyone is out there putting ghost cum on people's faces, it's him. It's Harris Whittles. All right. Thanks, guys. We'll see you next week. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.

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