Alimony Tony is a parody singer who loves paying alimony to his seven ex-wives. He is known for his humorous parody songs and his catchphrase, 'Magneto only sips mojitos incognito.'
Alimony Tony pays $12,000 per month to each of his seven ex-wives, totaling $84,000 monthly. Annually, this amounts to nearly $1 million in alimony payments.
John Hodgman has officiated one wedding for his friends Jean Grey and Quelle Chris. He emphasizes that he does not officiate weddings for strangers or as a joke, as he believes weddings should be taken seriously.
John Hodgman hosts a podcast called 'Judge John Hodgman,' where he humorously presides over disputes. The podcast is available weekly on MaximumFun.org.
Alimony Tony's moral is that you can change the words to a song, but the original song remains unchanged and can still be enjoyed. This serves as a metaphor for creativity and originality in parody.
Rupert Sharp is an 'odds and ends man' who offers various household services such as sharpening keys, duplicating knives, hanging drywall, and interior decorating. He charges a minimal fee of 'two bits' (a quarter) for his services.
Rupert Sharp brings in a Kandinsky painting during the episode, suggesting it as a conversation starter and a way to improve the studio's ambiance. The painting represents his interest in art and interior design.
John Hodgman has a 'secret family,' which consists of a childless couple in Los Angeles he stays with when he is in town. He describes them as friends and says he began spending more time with them to save money on accommodations.
John Hodgman's book, 'Vacationland,' is mentioned in the episode. It is available in paperback and is described as a wonderful read that provides deep insight into his life.
Alimony Tony's catchphrase is 'Magneto only sips mojitos incognito,' which humorously suggests that Magneto, a character from X-Men, has a drinking problem.
This is episode 1 of our "More-imony Tony" series, originally #584 titled “Weirdamony Alimony Tony” airing January 27th, 2019. Humorist John Hodgman (Judge John Hodgman, Vacationland) joins Scott to talk about secret families, what he did to prepare for officiating a wedding, and his career as the character “Monica Geller” on Friends. Then, Alimony Tony stops by to sing some of his parody songs. Later, odds and ends man Rupert Sharp drops by to promote his home services.
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