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A wink and a nod is the same to a blind horse, or like any horse. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang.

Hmm. Thank you to Cool Boy Sammy. Cool Boy Sammy for that catchphrase submission. Thanks to Cool Boy Sammy. Unfortunately, don't think that one's going to stick. The hunt continues into 2025, I believe. This is our final episode before the holiday episode next week. Very exciting. Welcome to the show. My name is Scott Aukerman. We have a great one for you today. Coming up a little later, we have an attorney.

We have an attorney. We also have a locomotive. A train will be here, apparently. And we have a stand-up comedian and actor. I mean, this is a well-rounded show, in my opinion. You're getting the best of the arts and entertainment. You're getting the best of legal advice. And you're, I guess we're talking to a locomotive as well, a little bit later.

Hey, this is the show where we not only talk to interesting people, but I guess we talk to trains as well. Well, that'll be very exciting. Coming up a little later, but let's get to our first guest here in A Block. He is a stand-up comedian of note. He is also an actor. I don't know how that happens. The transition from stand-up comic to actor has only been successfully made recently.

A mere handful of times. If you can, I guess, hold 150 people in your hands, maybe a thousand. Who knows? But Jerry Seinfeld has done it. Tim Allen has done it. I'm trying to think of even one more example of any stand up comedian who became an actor.

Oh, yeah, yeah, go ahead. Yeah, throw it in. Yeah. Uh, Mecky Leeper. Oh, Mecky Leeper! Hey, it's me! Yes, Mecky Leeper is here. Hello, Mecky. Wow, hi. Uh, thanks for having me, Scott. Hey, it's my pleasure to have you on. Of course, you're on the new show, St. Dennis Medical.

which is on the Peacock Network, of course. We're talking about NBC. It's on NBC proper as well as Peacock. It's on NBC. Tuesdays at 8 on NBC. Next day on Peacock. You know, I love Peacock. You know a lot about the biz. I love the product. I love the online streaming product.

Yeah. What are your streaming numbers? Do you keep track of those? I email about them every week. Oh, yeah. And, you know, I always have. I like to keep tabs on how Bravo's doing on Peacock. I like to keep an eye on how the live sports stuff is doing. How does the live sports stuff do? I hear not good. You know, with features like the Key Play Recap feature,

feature on Peacock. It's great to tune into a game, even if you've missed a few minutes and catch up on all of the most special plays. What exactly happens on that? I press a button and it says keep play and then it like rewinds and shows me like touchdowns and shit. It's true. Touchdowns and and shit also. But isn't part of watching sports isn't like so much watching sports, the boredom in between the exciting things. Not anymore, Scott.

Not since Peacock has stepped into the game. Okay, but I mean, you know, like say I'm watching a soccer or football, as they call it in most parts of the world, game. And really, most games, only one thing happens. Right. You know, it'll be 0-0 for most of the game. And then someone scores a goal and everyone like runs around like crazy. Yes.

So I hit key play and it's just going to show me that one thing and then be like, yeah, I mean, you wasted your time watching most of this. That's true. Well, there is a graphic that says that after, yeah. Comcast Universal aims to sort of, I think, keep people from watching soccer ever again if they have their way. Interesting. Yeah. So now you're, you are a big part of the Peacock Network with how it's run and the numbers behind it and everything. But now you're going out in front of the camera. Yeah.

Yeah, it's fine. It's yeah. I'm much more about the I'm much more about the clerical analytics. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You've decided, though. Let me try out what happens if people start filming me instead of these football players. Yeah. And you've gathered an ensemble around you of talented actors who are on the show. Of course, some of our old favorites. I'll let you list them.

And they're all great people, though. Yeah. David Allen Career, Wendy McLennan Covey. Good people. Yeah, really good people. You have learned anyone else's name, apparently. But it's interesting to me, like your workflow, just learning people's names is not what you need to do. Learning lines is more important. Isn't that right? As an actor. That's true. Yeah, I start I start kind of top down with with the numbers. How many users have downloaded the streaming app?

And then you go to the line. Yeah, yeah. Then I'm looking at that and I'm kind of, you know, and so, you know, I think it's going to be good by the time that by the time that the show's out. I usually like to have, you know, been funny at some point. But again, it is it's like mainly about numbers for me. Interesting. Now, when I saw the title of this St. Dennis Medical, Dennis is spelled with one N. I was convinced. I said, you know what? I bet there's a joke in the pilot.

where someone spray paints on the D a little tail on it so it says St. Penis Medical, and that's why they call it St. Dennis Medical. I watch this show. I've watched three episodes at this point. Yeah. This joke doesn't occur. What's happening with that? Is that coming up later? Is that like the big cliffhanger at the end of the season? What is happening? I gotta be honest. Just you wait, Scott. LAUGHTER

I'm sure. I'm sure that. Is this coming? Because I see the title of it and I see the possibilities. I listen. You are. You are a comedy writer through and through. And I feel like you're even a little ahead of the game. We're kind of getting into spoiler territory here. Let's not blow a cold open this coming up and say five episodes. I don't know. I thought that was the only reason to call it this St. Dennis.

They thought, you know what, let's stick to this branding for a decade as long as we can squeeze this one joke out of it. And I think worth it. It's a good show. I've watched, as previously mentioned, three episodes. It's very funny. It stars our good friend David Alan Greer, who, of course, played my boss on the Comedy Bang Bang TV show.

Uh, and, uh, other people. And then, uh, uh, it's basically, if I were to describe it, it's like the, what if the office was a hospital? Could you imagine?

I couldn't imagine it, but then I turn on this show and I'm like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, I can imagine it now because I've seen it. The proof of the pudding is there in the crust. Sometimes it's all takes. That's right. A little video of the pudding. That's right. And you are a big part of it. You're like the gym halpert.

of the office. I mean, I mean, I don't know. That's kind of you to say, I think of myself as maybe more like a, like a Kenneth or like, uh, um, who was Kenneth, uh, from, from, uh, 30 rock. Of course. Um, I have a friend, Kenneth, uh,

You have a friend in Canada? From college that he's also based on. Him I know. Him I know. Yeah. There's a guy that worked at my deli named Kenneth. I kind of, I've kind of pushed. You own a deli? Yeah, I do. I do, which has really cut into my acting time a lot. Who kind of meets you, Sal? Salam. Pursuit? Pursuit. Turk. Gobagool? Gob. What the hell?

Sorry, I thought I saw someone walk by the window. Anyway, yeah, I'm pushing meat when I can. Wow, hey, that's what I wish for all of us in this life. Push meat whenever you can. But St. Dennis Medical, it's a very funny show. It's shot a la The Office, a la, I want to say Home Improvement, but what's that show where everyone's in the house? Modern Family. Oh, yep. And, you know, these kind of, look,

I like documentaries. I think the very idea of mocking them is not to my taste, but Scott, it's, it's tough to get a comedy made these days and we can't go around blowing the budget on tripods. Okay. We're, we're trying to make something fiscally responsible and still entertaining for people. So a lot of people outside of the biz don't know that tripods can cost anywhere upwards of eight, nine, $10,000 a piece. And so, uh,

Anytime you're watching one of these shows that the cameras are stationary, it's just the budget is blown sky high. Meanwhile, what you are out there doing is you have the camera shaking and jiggling around. It's true. A lot like a 70s ABC jiggle TV, although that was about something different. I think this is about the camera jiggling around. Indeed it is. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Interesting.

You know, we want to get entertainment out there and it's it's hard. It's hard to do. A lot of times you guys will film a show and then you look at around you like, what do we do with this?

There's nowhere to put it. Nowhere to put it. But here we finally found a spot. Tuesdays, 8 p.m. And this one goes till 8.30 normally. It doesn't end at 8.25. You don't need to figure out something to do in between 8.25 and 8.30 when the next show comes on. You let it roll right in the night court, just as you always dreamed.

Isn't that funny that I'm sure when you were a young lad, and you are still a young lad, I would guess you're approximately, I'm going to guess you're age and weight. Okay. All right. Let's see. Age.

43. I'm 48. 48. Interesting. But I look good. Yeah, you do look good. Weight, approximately 635 pounds. Spot on. Okay. You're not so bad. You're not so bad. Yeah. But when you were a young lad, did you ever dream like, wow, I'm going to be rubbing elbows with night court? Every night.

Every night is what makes all of this so surreal. I think otherwise I wouldn't really give a shit. But to kind of have a loop closing moment like like rubbing shoulders with night court is I think that's what makes it all worth it to me. And were you back then dreaming of let's get Harry out of the way?

That was, I mean, of course, the real dream is to have been on Night Court. But, you know, I'm here to settle for this. Do you guys think maybe you'll do a crossover episode where all of you get arrested and then suddenly the judge goes, oh, my heart! And then we go on your show? I think, yeah, even a finale where we're all arrested I think is something I'd like to see. And then maybe someone's arrested for doing the spray painting on the St. Penis Medical. Yeah.

frankly, a payoff like that, a hopefully maybe a five-year, 10-year payoff, I think worth it. People will be wondering the whole series.

When is it time? When is the other shoe going to drop on this title bit? Well, it's a great show, St. Dennis Medical. I've watched approximately three episodes, but there's more than that out there. There's probably between four and five at this point. Fifteen, yeah. Fifteen episodes are out there right now? Oh, they're not out there. But, well, it's sort of on a hard drive, I bet, somewhere. They must exist. God, if they've deleted them. Oh, man, that would be terrible. Yeah, no good. What if they called you back in on Christmas Eve? They're like, we have to film everything tonight. Everything.

We lost it all. But then maybe Santa would come help you. And so he'd be like a guest star in them or something. If we can't afford tripods, I don't know that we're going to get Santa. His quote is nasty. That's a good point. Well, it's an incredible show. You're very funny on it. You play the young intern. Are you an intern or are you at a medical school? I can't quite...

place you like what you're doing he is out of medical school but the way he behaves you'd assume he weren't being compensated at all uh yeah it's like almost like you have the air of like you're paying them ten thousand dollars every single time yeah and he's dim enough that that might be the setup right now i don't know yeah uh yeah that comes out in season three like he's been paying ten thousand dollars a day to be here a dark financial scandal hangs over the hospital exploiting a young a young nurse

But yeah, the first episode is my first day at the hospital. So you're a POV character. A lot of people don't know what POV stands for. Point or View. Yeah. Your pick. You can choose one. It's up to you. But you can't have both. Yeah. Close your eyes and point at the TV or...

take a look at the world through my eyes. Yeah, exactly. Most people choose to view the TV. They don't just want to point at it. Now I'm a pointer, which makes it tough to talk about the show. I haven't seen any of it at all, but I know where it is in my living room.

Well, it's a wonderful show, and we really enjoy seeing you on our television sets, and I want to drill down now about the transition. All right, I don't know about you guys, but I'm warm. Let's fucking do this episode. Sorry, what? Let's record the episode. That seemed like a good, like... Gino, shut the fuck up, man. I'm in the middle of the most serious interview in my life. I was getting levels that whole time. I'm ready to record now.

We're fired up, ready to rip. I hope we've been recording. Do you have the backup on? I have voice record pro running on my phone. This was part of it. All those questions about the- Are you serious? I thought you were just throwing out bullshit. It seemed like absolute bullshit, like you didn't give a fuck. Did you even watch Saint-Denis? Saint-Denis Medical. Saint-Denis, is that what we're calling it? That's what I thought it was. I thought it was a French hospital.

I know that this was part of the interview. Tell me. Wait, that whole stand-ups converted to actors. You can only think of three and one of them was the guest and he had to come up with that.

Can you come up with me? Wait, was that real? Yeah. Bill Cosby. Bill Cosby. Oh, yeah. You're always shouting that. Andrew Dice Clay, a.k.a. Brain Smasher. He had a TV series. Not a TV series, but a movie. He was the lead in a film called Brain Smasher. I got to check out Brain Smasher. I'm sorry, Mackie. This is... Wait, Scott hasn't seen? Oh, Scott Trick. Okay. That's Andrew Lloyd Webber. You're not invited, okay, on Scott Hasn't Seen. We get real guests on that show. Oh, hey, have fun.

Oh no, I can't talk about a movie with a guy who hasn't seen it. I see it before we talk about it. Enough about me. We're rolling on. This is not a bad idea for an episode though. We're, we talk about the movie and I haven't seen it for the entire time. Oh yeah. That would be like interesting. The first segment in most comedy, bang, bang episodes. Mickey, this is, uh, Gino Lombardo. How's it going? Mickey Leeper. Nice to meet you. From Long Island. Well, that's your name. Right. Hi Gino. Yeah. Good to meet you, man. Nice to meet you too. He's my intern. Uh,

for now. How long have you been doing the show? I think 11 to 12 years. You've been interning. Yeah. I've got over 700 credits. Uh, so I have like four, four or now I'm up to eight associates degrees from Nassau community college. I'm looking to finally go to like a four year school. Can you combine any of those to get like, you know, an MFA or anything?

I fucking wish, but Nassau Community College is barely accredited for like these, you know, I've taken bowling every semester for like 10 years. Oh, really? What's your highest score? Oh, I'm still in bumpers. What?

Is that why you have to repeat it? I repeat the question. What's your high score? 21, I think, at this point. Bumpers? Yeah, well, they don't put them... The bumpers are only like a foot high. I can get over them pretty easily. Oh, okay. I'm sorry, Mickey. He's my intern. He's not supposed to be talking on the show. Are you recording now? Now I am. Sound speeds, whenever you're ready. Remember, Andrew Dice Clay, Bill Cosby. Okay, all right. Andrew Dice Clay, Bill Cosby, and now... I'll cut those in. Mickey Leaper. And now Mickey Leaper. The perfect descendant. I'm sorry. Let me back up.

Bill Cosby, Puff Daddy. Now, I'm Mickey Lieber. I'm Googling Puff Daddy. I don't know who he is, but he doesn't seem to have a stand. Oh, wait, I've been to this guy's house. Now that I see him, oh, this is the Freak Off guy. Yeah, yeah. I've been there. Were you involved in a Freak Off? Yeah, but, you know.

I wasn't like running it. I just was joining. Yeah. Yeah. Taking blood. Anyway, should we go back and redo any of the interview or? I mean, who cares? Sondini, Medical Peacock. We got Tuesday. Big numbers guy. Yeah. Point at the TV. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. What's going on with you, Gino? Fuck. Don't worry about me. I shouldn't be even talking right now, but. No, it's okay. You got, you know, I haven't seen you in probably.

Six months? Six months or so. It'd be great to catch up. Oh, yeah. Well, hey, so I've been drinking a lot of iced coffees lately, and that's been fucking fun. But I also...

helped arrest a pedophile santa claus at roosevelt field mall oh uh you helped arrest well i uh i got the well here here's the thing the way i'm able to tell me the story from the beginning i wasn't you can start in media res if you like and then we go backwards okay all right so we're doing 1080p then okay sure i uh um so i was able to record that first batch even though i didn't have the board running because i'm still wearing the wire that i had on

Oh, thank God. I was working with the FBI again. Okay, we'll splice that in. Yeah, we'll be able to splice that in. So you're back with the FBI? That's so good. Yeah, it's really good for me. Any of the same people there that you used to know? No, Comey's not there anymore. I guess Comey's like a beach volleyball guy now. He's using his height for good for once.

who all motherfuckers stay out of her emails bro yeah by the way like get out from behind those drapes remember when he hid behind drapes that was terrifying yeah he put a lampshade on his head was like don't ignore me i'm just a tall freak over here anyway so he's no longer there he's no longer there i got caught up in a sting trying to buy illegal steroids and so they used they flipped me and got me do you have to buy illegal steroids because they're still not legal

Steroids are not... I am too young to go on TRT, and I'm too thin, they say, for any of the other supplements. So I can't go HGH. I can't do Trenbolone. I can't do Winstroll. I can't do Deca. I know, I wish. I stopped aging since that fucking genie incident. Oh, I forgot. Yeah, we haven't talked about that. I made a wish on a game genie. Yeah, we don't have to get into that. That's not for an episode. No, no, no. This story is more important than...

Because I'm so thin and I'm addicted to iced coffees, I was down to about 77 pounds, and I gave off the image of a tall, lanky kid. So the FBI enlisted me to wear a watch. At least you were a prime number. I have to say that. Oh, thank you. I'm in my prime, as they say. If you went up to 78, you're out of your prime. Oh, fuck. Be careful. What did I say? 77? 77. That's not prime. It's not prime? Oh, yeah. 11 and 7. Yeah, you can go 73. That would be better. Yeah. What's the highest prime number you know?

Off the dome? Yeah. 137. I only go up to 109. Okay, that's a better one. I don't know about 137 either. I'm shooting from the hip here. No, I think 137 is probably prime. Makes sense to me. Yeah, is it divisible by 11? This is definitely going to end up on a Spectrum Reddit and people are going to have a fucking riot with this. I think I used to put one into a prime number and people, there were a lot of- They flip out. They hate that. They fucking flip out. These numbers freaks like David Krumholz- You're not a numbers freak, are you?

What? Oh, no, no, no. No, no, no. I love letters. Normal stuff. Yeah, yeah. Stay off the numbers. Leave the numbers to Krumholz and Rob Morrow and Judd Hirsch. These motherfuckers. Can you believe that's a show I've actually seen every episode? Num three years? Num three years. I fucking loved it, man. Math and procedures and Krumholz.

Big crumbled sky over here. There should be one about letters, though, I think, Mackie. Shouldn't there? You know, it's like, oh, look at, here's a clue. Look at all these letters. What could they mean? It's just like directions to, like. It's just people reading? Yeah. The clue is written here in letters. L3 to threeers. L3.

Three teeters. Yeah, we're doing numbers even though it's letters. It's interesting because the T's, they're actually using the letter T to confuse people. Yeah, yeah. In any case, so what happened? So I'm wearing a fucking wire. I jump on Santa's lap and they say, when he asks what you want for Christmas, you say a blowjob from a guy in a gray beard. Okay.

And I went off script because you know me. I'm not. You like Adlib. I'm an Adlibber guy. Colin Mochrie taught at NC squared and he taught me a few great fucking hands through the armpit shit that I still use to this day. Plus you have a mic and it's like, it's your moment. You know people are listening. I know how the lav works. You could slap a lav on. I was getting room tone. I was getting fucking, you know, breath tone. I love it. So what did you end up doing? I ended up sucking off Santa Claus. Oh.

Because I guess since I was so forward about it, the FBI said it would be entrapment if they bagged the guy. And since I'm actually a grown up, the guy did nothing wrong. Okay. So I sucked off this guy. Reggie, I guess, is his name. He's just like this random Long Island guy with a big gray beard who works one month out of the year. I mean, I guess he works 12 months, but 11 out of the months. He's a longshoreman. Right. And this one month. Really? Like, you can get December off if you're a longshoreman.

I think so because, you know, water's too cold for the boats and shit. I don't know. Sounds like a good job, honestly. Yeah, a month-long vacation, a bit of a waste of it, though. Yeah, I mean, you've got to pick up the extra scratch working at the Macy's in West Philadelphia Mall. I would just save my money. Save your money? Yeah, I would save my money from the 11 months. You don't know Reggie. Reggie is cripplingly addicted to buying Blu-rays. Oh, okay. He bought both releases of The Keep that came out this week. Oh, shit, so did I.

Yeah, that might be true for a few more fucking guys in their 40s. Want to see Michael Mann's movie that isn't that great? And I watched it a year ago and didn't like it.

And I still bought it. You gotta. You gotta. The collector's mind is impossible to understand. Yes, it truly is. In any case. Benicio Del Toro. So you, from the Star Wars? Was he the collector? I thought he was the collector in Guardians of the Galaxy. And Mar-Vell. That's right, yeah. Remember when he was in that Star Wars movie and he was stuttering and you're like, they're setting something up. Yeah. Oh, man. And he was just gone. I've said that in almost all the new Star Wars stuff. They're setting something up. And they're like, oh, it's canceled. Yeah.

So anyway, so you suck off Santa. Yeah, he comes twice. Oh, wow. Yeah. Once naughty and once nice. Okay, good. The nice cum tasted like peppermint. The naughty cum tasted like shampoo. All right. I think that's the actual cum flavor. So is that the end of the story? For me, yeah.

I mean, unfortunately, the pedophile ring is still going super strong. This guy, Reggie Friedman, we were unable to capture him. So he's still out there. So if anyone sees a guy with a gray beard. Yeah, if you see a guy with gray beard dressed as Santa Claus, arrest him on site anytime in December, because that's probably Reggie, the pedo Santa of Long Island. Yeah, great. Well, it's great to have you on the show. So St. Denis Medical. Yeah, St. Denis Medical, Tuesdays. Right before night court. Right before night court.

court. No bull. So if you, that's unfortunate. Yeah. For me, indeed. But so if you're, if you're basing your night around a night court, like, you're like, Oh, I gotta be home by eight 30. Just leave the party half hour earlier.

Yeah. Or go to sleep right after night court at nine, wake up as early as possible, and catch Sunday Medical on Peacock in the Morning. That's right. Yeah. Yeah. That would be a great way to do it. Peacock in the Morning? Come on. Come on. Just fucking dream. I'm going to write a promo real quick. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Can you do a promo for St. Denis Medical? Just so... Mention sucking off Santa Claus if you don't mind. Yeah.

It's the 12 days of Christmas are upon us. And on the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me a mouth load of a strange Santa's come. And on the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me four to five episodes of the show. Sondini Medical released now on Peacock and NBC, 8 p.m. Tuesdays. All right. See you next Tuesday, cunt. Can we cut that out and just send it to Peacock? Yeah, I think that's perfect. Leave in the cum part, cut out the cum part.

cunt part? Yeah. Okay. Well, I was trying to get the British and Aussie people on board. Okay, got it. They loan that word. It is licensed over there. I think it's on the BBC. So I think we can kind of leave the end of the edit for the overseas stuff. Listen up, you cunts. Fucking Saint-Denis Medical, these French bastards got a hospital and it's every Tuesday night at 8 p.m. That's good. Do you have a

Do we ever meet Saint Denis or whatever his name is? Does he come in halfway through? Yeah, does your character ever choke himself to almost the border of dying and get to meet Saint Denis? Yeah, that's the pilot. And it's the second episode and the third episode. I gotta watch this shit. I thought he was Mormon, but that's exciting to hear. If he's dead, if he's alive, I want to throw my hat in the ring. I'd love to play him. You have a saintly energy. I've always said that. Yeah, yeah. Who dat?

Well, we have to take a break. We have a very exciting show. Gino, are you going to stick around? Yeah, but I'm going to be quiet for the rest of the show. Okay, good. Well, we need to take a break. We're going to come back. We have an attorney. We have a locomotive. This is a very exciting show. You've got to be fucking kidding me. Can you imagine? I don't even know where to put the mic. The caboose?

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Comedy Bang Bang, we're back. Mechie Leeper is here, of course, of St. Dennis Medical on Tuesdays, 8 p.m. NBC. Of course, it's on Peacock whenever you want, on demand. Although I'm a little more polite than that. I request it.

Listen, I demand it even. Really? No, I stick with the demand. I'm unpleasant. I'm throwing a blackberry at my TV. I'm saying, where is that episode of the show that you're throwing a tantrum? Yeah, a big one. Yeah. OK. And what happens with your character? I'm sure you're in there talking to the writers trying to shape your character, saying like, no, he wouldn't do that. He wouldn't.

do that. He wouldn't do that. Yeah. I'm always in there. I'm saying, I think he's got some more handsome scenes where he's looking really handsome. And they're kind of like, well, that's not really something that's like a situation that you could pitch. It doesn't have stakes. When did you do this pitch? Because in the first three episodes, you look handsome as fuck. Wow. Okay. Well, yeah. Maybe it's a filter? Yeah. That's what it is. That's actually in post. Yeah. Because I'm looking at you right now, IRL, and it's different.

You look like a 46-year-old. Do you have the Carrie Lake filter on the entire time? I have a real, yeah. In person, I'm kind of, well, you can see the age. You can see the age. Yeah, you're 46. You're obviously 600 pounds. I sleep in the sun. I do most of my day in the sun. You sleep during the day. I sleep during the day, yeah. Upside down, vampire style. Oh, and that explains how come your head has got such great blood flow. Yeah, well. Very vascular forehead. I have not seen a forehead that vascular since a Ren and Sticky. You're talking vascularity? Oh, shit.

It's kind of what my forehead brings to the table. Thank you. Yeah. They're popped out. Yeah. Fucking ripping. Well, you look great. And you're carrying Vaseline in your back pocket, you were telling me, and you're smearing it on the lens the entire time. That's true. Any lens around me, if I could get everybody's phone. Glasses. Yeah. Everyone else's glasses. It's really interesting because on set, DPs hate Vaseline. But in...

at parties. You kind of need Vaseline. That's right. Yeah. Of course, we're talking about your time back there with P. Diddy. Yeah, it was when I was freaking off. This

This is Gino. Of course, Gino is still on the show, and we need to get to our next guest. Now, have we set up everything here with the mics? Yeah, all the mics are set up. We're running. We're good. It's a fucking... I don't want to say it kind of records itself at this point because I need the credit and stick around. Yeah, okay. We've set it up somehow. So we're going to be talking to a locomotive here. Let's introduce them. Please welcome to the show the little engine that might. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Great to meet you. What should I call you, locomotive?

The little engine that might? Yeah, you can call me little engine. You can call me engine. Okay. What about Lettup? Sure. Okay. Lettup. That's a fun, cute nickname. I love that. Thanks, Scott. Yeah, yeah. Little engine that might. Yeah, Lettup. I'm embarrassed. What's going on, Lettup? I just, this is like, we're winding down towards the end of the year and I had this big New Year's resolution that I was going to get to the top of the hill and I just haven't done it yet. And I was hoping to be here to celebrate and I just haven't done it.

I'm so sorry. This was a resolution you made the previous year from like January. We were at that New Year's party together, just blackout drunk, you and me. And I told you. It was a day after New Year's party, by the way. Oh, was it? Yeah, I just kept it going. I kept rolling through. Oh, that's cool. Yeah. Yeah, and I promised. I said, I'm going to.

I'm going to get to the big hill, top of the big hill in Los Angeles this year. And I haven't done it. You still haven't done it? No. I'm so sorry. And I booked you on the show that far in advance just thinking that we were going to celebrate here. Of course, that I would have gotten up the big hill. So you're just looking at this on the calendar for like 11 and a half months going, fuck, I've really got to get up that hill. Yeah, exactly. It's so stressful because I was like, I just went through a breakup at the beginning of this year and I was like, I have to do something. Who'd you break up with again? Thomas. Oh, yeah.

Thomas the... Don't even say it. The famous Thomas? Don't even talk about it. I don't want to talk about Thomas. You're bringing me on to talk about Thomas? Okay, now I kind of want to hear about Thomas. Like, what's the deal with dating Thomas? Well, he's a tank engine, and we've all been there, right? What's he like in person? Weird. Is he weird, really? Yeah, of course he's weird. He's got a little squishy face, and he's just fucking whatever. I think he's adorable, though.

Oh, cool. Great. Thank you. I mean, I don't know what your relationship was like. Did he break it off with you? Mostly sexual, but he broke it up with me at the beginning of the year. And I was like, you know what? I'm going to get into the gym. I'm going to work out. And I went to the gym through March. And then at the beginning of April, it sort of fell off. And I just... When you say sort of fell off, meaning you haven't been back since? I've not been back since. Well, I'll say you're still retaining some wonderful musculature around your wheels. And your vascularity. Your vascularity is through the roof. I didn't even know... Are you one of those train perverts? No.

From YouTube? Who yells at trains? Yeah, do you know, are you one of those train perverts? You can remove the modifier of the word train. I'm just a classic perv. I'm open to all kinds of weird shit. There are train perverts? Oh, yeah. The ones that are like, whoa, look at that train. Have you ever seen those YouTube videos? Yeah. I've seen them. You've seen them. They just say, whoa, look at that train. Yeah, they're like, whoa, look at that train. Maybe you can add some of the audio of that right here. Yeah, okay. Let me try to find some of that. Okay, that seems like a job for me and it won't happen. Yeah, of course.

Listeners, just look it up. So in any case, what got in your way this year? Why did you never make it to the top? Which hill are we talking, by the way? The big L.A. hill. Oh, the L.A. hill. We've all hiked it. Oh, yeah, that one. Yeah, the big L.A. hill. With the all tracks? Yeah. Okay. The one right in the middle. Oh, the middle one. The central one. So why did you never get to the top?

Well, I guess. I mean, you're asking the big questions and you're going to ask them if I came on here. But I just I feel like I got my own way a little bit. And it's just the negative self-talk. It's like, I think I might. I can't. I think I can't. I think I can't. I think I can't. I think I can't. And I just like I can't. Yeah. Yeah. That's not the way to do it. Yeah. You got to you got to flip that somehow. You got to think you can.

Because then you can't. But that still doesn't mean you do. No, that's right. A lot of people go, I think I can. I think I can. And then they don't do it. And then it's like, why was I such an idiot saying I think I could? Exactly. At least you're more of a realist. I know I do. Yeah. Are you Yoda now? I know I do. Thanks for your help. Speaking of famous pedos. Yoda? Frank Obama. What the devil are you saying? Come back today. Come on, you will.

Bring baby oil and P. Diddy. I'm just going to cut my losses and get high the rest of the year. I'm imagining P. Diddy and Yoda together. This is a great pair. Yeah, Yoda was at those parties. Of course, are you kidding? I'm sorry, anyway, about

Back to you. I'm just going to get high and watch TV the rest of the year, have a bunch of casual sex with motorcycles or whatever, and just cut my losses. Oh, shit. Man. Well, St. Dennis Medical is, of course, on Tuesdays at 8. You could watch that. Pairs well with a nice hybrid.

The show before. Before Nightcore. Before Nightcore? Yeah, I assume you're planning your entire night around Nightcore. Of course. But if you find 30 extra minutes before, there's another show that's out. Like, I'm going to wake up at 8.25 p.m., I'm going to flip on the TV, and I'm back to bed at 9 p.m. I know this is a dicey question, but do your trains run on time? Do you run on time? Okay, that's a little personal. Sorry. I mean, yeah, like, I try to run on time, but again, sort of going through a lot this year.

I don't know. What else is going on? I mean, you mentioned a breakup that happened the previous year. Yeah, it was the end of last year. So it sort of went through the beginning of this year. Okay, sure. But what else is going on? I mean, I've just been back in the dating pool in Los Angeles of all places, Scott. You were mentioning you were fucking a lot of motorcycles. Well, yes. The people out here are all like...

famous trains and planes and automobiles from movies and TV shows. About the Spruce Goose. You ever hook up with the Spruce Goose? Yes. Also that car from Back to the Future. I got finger cuffed by Steve Martin and John Candy.

That's not exactly what I'm saying. Oh, okay. Yeah, sorry. I was thinking of planes, trains, and all that. That movie's way too sad, by the way. Fuck that movie with how sad that is. It's a great Thanksgiving film, but it really reminds you of how bleak life can be. Yeah, how lonely it is. My God. Yeah. Did have sex with the car from that movie. Ooh. What about Lightning McQueen? You ever have sex with him? The cartoon?

I don't know what he is. I just watch the movie. I enjoy it. I'm more of a mater girl myself. Yeah. What about a guy like Herbie? Is he... Fully loaded? Not for long. He goes to college.

Yeah, he's, I mean, I mean, yeah, I'm blushing thinking about Herbie fully loaded. Of course. I saw Herbie on the street recently. Oh, my God. Yeah. Is he high as a kite? Sunglasses? Yeah. Drinking an iced coffee around Silver Lake? Yeah. I see him around, too. I see him around. Chitty, chitty, bang, bang. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Yeah. I haven't even, now I'm picturing it and I'm not going to lie. I don't want to make you feel uncomfortable, but I'm hard. Yeah. Yeah. Oh no. And I get that. You're, you definitely are a train pervert. Oh yeah. That got you hard again. I repeat. You're more of a car guy or a flying car guy. Yeah. I'm more of a flying car guy. A plane? Yeah. A plane. I fucking love Air Force One. I fuck that.

What about Top Gun? Scott, I was just about to ask you, do you know any of the planes from Top Gun? Because those are like exactly my type. Yeah, I mean, I see them around at parties. I mean, yeah, I know. I mean, acquaintance. I don't know that I have their email or anything like that. I fingered a mig when I was studying abroad in the Middle East.

Do you just mean McG? Oh, yeah, yeah. Well, he kept talking about reboot and Charlie. I feel like a lot of your sexual exploits are just fingering. Oh, yeah. Well, I can't always get hot.

Oh. So if you finger, they get off and you're like, hey, we don't even have to touch me. I feel like fingering is for like high school people or train perverts. Well, where do you think I learned it? So, yeah, I mean, I don't really... Meki, are there any planes or cars in your show or...

Um, there was a motorcycle in an episode, but it got cut. Oh, okay. How do you cut a motorcycle out of an episode of a show? He just kind of didn't really pop. Oh. So he gets the day rate, but no residuals? Yeah. Well, you're part of the NBC family. What about like Kit, you know, from Knight Rider? Oh, Knight Rider, maybe? Oh, okay. There seems to be some sort of train coming up behind me. He hasn't worked in a lot of years, though. Yeah, I don't know about that. I used to see him in the A-Team van out there at Universal Studios. Yeah.

Yeah. What about the tram, though, speaking of Universal Studios? Oh, yeah. The tram. Yeah. Okay. I mean, we've all ridden that tram. I mean, look, you're not even famous. I don't know why you're looking around for famous. I'm the little engine that might. I'm a classic children's story. Of course. People know who I am. I love that tram. I got a tattoo honoring it. I got a tram stamp.

Sometimes I do jokes that I know Scott Hockaman might like. I appreciate it, Gina. It was sort of a messy thing because I was with the tram from the Universal Studio Tours for a while, but then they introduced me to all the cars from Fast and Furious. Oh, I knew the tram was not my thing. And then I had an orgy with all the cars from Fast and Furious, and the tram got super jealous, and it was sort of a big mess.

You got the whole spectrum of ethnicities if you're fucking the Fast and the Furious gang. You got American made. You got Japanese. Italian cars. Small guys. You got Italian. Remember when they took a car to space? Some of those cars have been to space. Holy shit. It's pretty cool. You're right. I like that you keep it in the NBC Universal family, though. I do appreciate that. You're a company guy, man. Listen, it's what's important to me. Would you ever do anything for Paramount?

Please. Could you imagine? Humiliating. I would. So, I mean, yeah, maybe you're too picky. Maybe you're too choosy. Me? Yeah, maybe you should lower your standards a little bit. Hashtag blame women. I'm just saying maybe date a human.

What human? What train perverts do you know in real life? I mean... I guarantee there's a collection of listeners to this podcast that are big train freaks. Yeah. But this is what I mean. I feel like I'm trying to fill a whole of my life with trains and humans and planes and motorcycles. And really, I should just be focusing on my goals. Getting up the big hill. Right? Right.

We got to get Kate Bush on this podcast. Yeah. Maybe she'll change the lyrics when she hears this episode. She'll record a special version just for you and it'll motivate you. Do you need tracks?

I mean, do you have any on you? No, I don't have. I'm saying, do you need tracks to be there on the hill to go up? It helps. The problem is no one has built tracks up to the top of the hill. I mean, it definitely helps because I'm obviously a what is the word I'm looking for? Train? Yes. Nailed it.

In one? Oh my God, yes, I am a train, but I am the kind, a cargo train. I'm a cargo train. Oh. I don't move people. It's very confusing because when I hear cargo, I think vroom, vroom, vroom, and a car just like, you know. No, it's not a car. I'm not a cargo train. Although sometimes I've moved cars around, but I take good places. Is that emasculating for you? It's like. For them. You're a train and suddenly like a car's on you.

For them. Oh, I see. They get a masculine. Remember when Lightning McQueen crawled up that one, like, big van's butt and just, like, just, like, rode around in it? Yeah.

I think you're watching some bootleg episodes of Cars. Remember, that was like how he was going to get to the big race. I didn't know they made Cars hentai. And I didn't. I don't know what that is. If they do, I know you're watching. I don't know what that is. Type in Nader into Pornhub. This is my computer. This kid's got away from the AI tools. I don't like this. Search engine. Yeah, what about a search engine? What about Jeeves? Isn't he long dead? I don't know. I mean, we haven't heard of him. We got to ask him. Yeah.

He's one of those guys that's like, is he dead or has he just been out of the game for a while? Like Richard Simmons, right? He's dead. Well, we just finally found out. Oh, no. We finally found out. When it happened. Yeah, right. Would you ever date a conductor? Oh, wow. That's the whole thing, isn't it? You can't... I mean, I don't want you to...

speak out of turn here, but sometimes you date people that you work with. Any showmances on your show? Anyone falling in love? No, it's only feuds so far. Good, good. But would you ever date a conductor like Esa-Pekka Saladon? Or Todd? No.

I'd fuck Tar. I know she's a lesbian. Tar, when she goes, I'm her father. That's like the hottest thing I've ever seen in a movie. Are you kidding? Unbelievable. I don't know. I mean, with a conductor, you're like, I don't want to mix work with

Yeah. Pleasure. I don't know. I don't know. What if you kept... Who left my dildo in the vestibule? What if you kept it separated where, like, that's my Leonard Bernstein? Oh, okay. From the movie Bernstein? Because I was like, what is that? Oh, Maestro. That's right. I gave up 15 minutes into that movie. I'm sorry. You gave up, really? Yeah. This is part of your problem. Because I think I might. I give up all the time, Scott. Oh, I think I might watch...

maestro tonight and then 15 minutes into it I give up I bail I bail I bail on everything it's a Mandela effect that you think it's called Bernstein should have been called Bernstein should have been called Bernstein and you get this Scott you give up on everything you've given up on your dreams you sort of bail I haven't seen Shark Tale 2 yet honestly I'm a yeah I'm a podcast host now right yeah I used to be lowest of the low I used to be in movies well Austin Powers Goldmember my back but

You heard that Weird Al movie? That's a good point. I mean, every once in a while someone will throw me a bone. I saw your part and then I bailed on that movie. I was early, too. I was in the first ten minutes. Podcast hosts are like the lowest of the entertainment industry. They are. Just above acapella singers, but below puppeteers. Oh, and obviously below acapella singers is improvisers. That's true, yeah. At least I'm better than an improviser. Thank fucking God. Disgusting. But now we have a stand-up comedian who's now an actor.

mecky leaper is on the show i know i look forward to in like 20 years when you give up on acting and then do some bullshit ass stand-up tour just off your sandini fame and you don't even really try hard to write the hour well you sell seven shows you make more money than you ever did on nbc yeah we hung out in between between episodes sometimes

Yeah, we used to joke around. Thanks for coming, everybody. Do you guys remember when ER was on and George Clooney would constantly be playing basketball with Noah Wiley? Do you guys do that? There is actually a basketball hoop, but only the crew plays. Only the crew plays? Only the crew plays. You and David Alan Greer should face off. Tony winner, David Alan Greer. He would eat my lunch, man. He's like 70, but that would be bad. Yeah. Dag's got ups. You got to be careful. It's true.

Well, I'm sorry, Little Train, or Lettem. Thank you. I'm sorry that things aren't working out this year. I mean, but like you haven't graduated college yet. I haven't graduated. I'm trying my fucking ass off. Yeah, this is a podcast filled with procrastinators. You know what I mean? Mickey over here, he's not a movie star yet. I'm sure you wanted to be one, right? I'm kind of feeling lazy about it these days.

I guess I have a question for Letem. How do you feel about all these anti-trains ads we're seeing in the lead up to the election and stuff like that? Oh, you know, and it's all those billionaires that don't want to see people like me succeed. You know what? That might fuel me to go up the big hill.

Oh, fuck, yeah. When you said space earlier, it made me think of an arch nemesis of mine, Elon Musk. He's your arch nemesis? Yeah, you got to choose big when you're choosing a nemesis. More like a frenemy. I see you guys at Yankees games, split the hot dog. Yeah, yeah, we lady and tram the hot dog. You're constantly jumping up in the air, separating your- Train joke for you. Yeah, train joke.

So you're doing jokes for me and for Lettum? I'm doing jokes for almost everyone but the listeners. Well, Lettum, I'm sorry. It's not working out. Maybe I will by the end of this episode. Yeah. I mean, maybe by the end of the episode. I can do it. Yeah, you could still do it. I can do it. By the end of the year, I mean, there's still...

Oh, it would be awesome if we saw a train training montage. Oh, my God. As you prepared yourself to run up that or train up, ride up that hill. What verb do you use for cruising? Chug. Chug. Thank you. Chug. Wait, Mickey was actually just talking to you as you grabbed that tall boy of Modelo. Oh, oh, oh.

What if we shouted chug at you? Well, thank God you're here. You've reminded me of words like train and chug. I would have been very lost without you here. How many words do you mean? It's more than eight. More than eight? It's less than 15. Less than 15? Oh, geez. We're talking nine. He's more of a letters than numbers and words guy. I want to be more like you. You started in stand-up and then you were on jury duty. It's true. And that was fantastic. The whole nation loved that show. And now you're on NBC.

I mean, that's the top of the L.A. Hill. Have you been like a train in any...

Any content, as we like to say in the business? Yes, adventures and babysitting. You were in adventures and babysitting? That was the train that they were on. That's the only thing I can think about. Yeah, I can't think of another train film. Oh, train, bullet train. Bullet train. That came out. You were in the train in bullet train? I was not the train in bullet train. I'm so sorry. I was not the train. You were like another train that they passed at one point? Like a train consultant? Did you weigh in on kind of what?

I'm looking at your resume here. You seem to have been an extra in a bunch of train movies. Let me just rattle off some of these here. Please, thank you. You got Bullet Train. You said that already. Money Train. Midnight Meat Train. Thank you. Unstoppable. The Taking of the Pelham 123. The original. You play a small little train, but then you're also in the reboot with Travolta. This is fucking exciting. This is a lot of good TV. Thank you. I auditioned for a lot of stuff out here, obviously. We all know that grind. Do you self-tape? I self-tape.

I self-tape, which sucks. It's hard because I don't have hands. Yeah. I've had to do a few auditions recently as people hear my voice on this and say, like, you should act in something. They do? I send my tape over and then I immediately hear the garbage, pale sound effect from the casting directors. Really? I don't know.

know how they send it back to me it's like yeah we got it and i hear in the background as it just they delete my fucking takes me three and a half hours to film because i'm a actor not a fucking dp by the way that's done dp both sides that sound effect like shouldn't it sound more like a garbage can right now it sounds like paper being like folded up you know what i mean yeah i guess it's more recycling bin for the time being right yeah anyway that's a good joke to get out

Let's like weigh in, figure it out and then get out of here. We need to take a break. We still have an attorney on the show. Thank God. Yeah. Gino, I know you're I'm in heaps of legal trouble these days. Exactly. Maggie, I don't know if you do you have an attorney? You have an entertainment attorney? I do. Yeah. Oh, OK. Well, maybe you'll want to fire them and hire our next guest. I've been looking. Peace out. Daniels Callis. Yeah.

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Comedy Bang Bang, we're back. Mechie Leeper is here. I was just told he was on jury duty, which I saw, and I remember you in it.

So I was there. That was me. Different glasses. And you were in the writer's room, were you not? And then you also, you were like, what if I wrote this guy into it? And then suddenly you're like... I'm not that famous. They won't recognize me. Yeah, that's what I say. That's what I say at every audition. I'm not that famous. Now, do you think the St. Dennis medical thing is going to preclude you from ever being on a jury duty thing again? Because now you're on a big NBC show. I think, yeah, I think it's already too late. Network TV is...

No, I think network TV is kind of like the witness protection program. It's a safe place for me to hide. No one's ever going to find out. Yeah. Well, St. Dennis Medical is Tuesdays, 8 p.m. NBC, also on Peacock after that. We also have Gino Lombardo here.

Yep. And we have the little engine that might. I've never heard you speechless. I just I didn't know what to say. Yes, I am here. You are here. I just wanted to present. Let everyone know you're here. I'm still here. You're still here. I might bail soon. I'll probably give up on this episode. All right. Well, we want to see you get up that hill. Gino Lombardo, five foot seven. Don Buck, Walden Associates. Willing to shave my whole body.

Um, we have to get to our next guest. Uh, he's an attorney at law. He's been on the show before. Uh,

And he's also, how old are you now, Robbie? I'm in fifth grade, Scott. You're 10 years or so. 11, Scott. You're 11 now, okay. Please welcome back to the show, Robbie Del Muda. Hey, Scott. Thanks for having me. I'm glad to be back. Hey, Robbie. So great to see you. It's great to see you too, Scott. This is Mechie Leeper. Mechie, a pleasure. Maybe you saw Jury Duty? I've seen Jury Duty and I've seen St. Dennis. You're great in it.

Wow. Thank you. Three episodes so far. And as of this record, tonight is episode number four. I think it may be five tonight, but we'll see. You might be a little behind just as I am. And this is Gino. Have you ever met Gino? I can't remember. Yes, I have met. You never forget a kid with a briefcase.

That's right. Gino, good to see you again. It's good to see you too. Could have used you at the Roosevelt Field Mall. That's a good point. We also have the little engine that might hear. You might know me. You're a kid. I'm famous with kids from the children's book. I've read you many times. You were nearly inspirational.

Thank you. So you've never been inspired yet. But close. Well, when you get up the hill, I'm going to be cheering you on, and I will be then inspired. Speaking of hills, Robbie, you've been in court defending yourself for many years at this point. Many years, Scott. I'm back in court right now. And speaking of night court, you're in night court. That's where I work. Yeah. I work in night court. I go to school during the day, and I'm in court. I'm in right now. Scott, you're in court.

I'm in a bit of a bind here and I'm hoping you can all I'm hoping you can all help me out a little bit oh yeah let's all pitch in we have to agree first do you agree to pitch in? I'm happy to pitch in I might hey I mean you crushed Epstein so I'm excited to see what you're doing next

Were you involved in the Epstein case? Yes, I was. He was involved with my father, Granite Investments. Yeah. Robbie here has been... You're being sued by your father, is that what? I'm regularly being sued. I'm being taken to court by my father. He pins crimes on me, and I'm forced to defend myself in my court because I can't do it during the day because I got school. Yeah. Yeah.

In any case, so what's been going on with the case? It's been stretching on now for years. This has been stretching on. This is a healthcare fraud case, Scott. Speaking of Richard Simmons, he was stretching on for years. Oh. Until recently. Right.

That's when we found out. That's when we found out. When it happened. Wait, what happened to Richard Simmons? I found out today. He's dead. Oh, my gosh. I'm devastated, Scott. Pauly Shore got dollar signs in his eyes. Oh, he'd make a great Richard Simmons. If they did this, they would let him do it. I saw Pauly Shore in a show mention that. And then I saw an article that was like, no one has agreed to it. I can't believe it.

I can't believe someone born in 2011? 2013? Yeah, 13 more. 2013 knows who Richard Simmons is. That's wild. Yes. Do you remember him from the general hospital days? Yes. That's my main recall of him. You were a big Luke and Laura fan, of course. You've been streaming general hospital. It's the only thing my mom allows me to watch. Yeah.

It's the only thing I've seen, so I'm caught up. Trust me, Richard Simmons is great. Can you imagine trying to get current on a show like that? I'm going to start from the beginning. I tried to do it with Vikings, and I fucking got radicalized. Honestly, if you watch five hours a day, like one week every single day of your life, could you get current on it? How long would it take? I'm going to look this up. I'll tell you what I'm struggling right now between school, night court, and watching General Hospital.

I barely have a time for my girlfriend, Deanna Bermuda. Oh, yeah. We talked to her once before. Did we not? We did. Yeah. How is she? She's a dream, Scott. She's standing by my side. I know she's young, but it's impossible for me not to mention the Bermuda Triangle. I'm so sorry. Someday she'll have one and you'll be able to say, look at that Bermuda Triangle. By the way, General Hospital, 15,000 episodes. If you watched five a day. Yes.

That would be 3,000 a day. 3,000 days. If you did it every day of your life, it would take you 10 years. Well, then, Scott...

I look forward to the end. The end of what? Of it all. Of everything. Yeah, I think we'll achieve, like, you know, boiling death before you finish General Hospital. Or die in a water war. Hey, whatever comes first, I welcome it. I'm reading Kelly Monaco is just fired off the show. Oh, my God. No spoilers. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Wait, is it still running? Because in 3,000 days, you won't catch up then. Well, maybe it'll take you 15 years, but.

Okay, I'm sorry, Robbie. I'm going to concentrate on you now. Here's the problem, Scott. Did you get lost in that Bermuda Triangle? Sorry, I can't stop myself. I should be recording this from 200 yards away anyway. That's true. You sound just like my bully, Dean Oxton. Oh, right, Dean Oxton. Have we talked about him before? Yes, he's my bully. He's also the dean of the school.

You have a grown-up bully? Yes. Why doesn't elementary school have a dean, by the way? The parents voted him in.

in any case robbie what's going on with you okay so i'm in the middle of this health fraud case against me that i didn't do wasn't it originally something you do with baseball cards or that was the original scott there's been several lawsuits filed against me my father is is is an unwell man he's trying to use lawfare against you he's trying to use lawfare against me like the fucking libs yes wait what

Of TikTok. Yes. So Scott, I'm in this health fraud case currently with my father is one of many lawsuits, but I was taking a break. I needed a rest. So I asked the judge, could I take five? And I was walking down the halls and I walked into, I walked past another courtroom and there was no one in the judge's seat. And one of the lawyers said, Hey, Robbie, you're here all the time. Hmm.

would you mind sitting in for a case or two? So next thing you know, I'm appointed judge. No. And now I'm working as a judge in this courthouse and the first order of business, I gotta find a jury. Oh,

No. Holy shit. You have so much on your plate. Let's kick it off with one right here. That's why I'm here, Scott. I am in search for a jury, and I'm hoping you all can help me out. All right. Let's get him. Let's get Cyclops. Let's get the guy who runs the junkyard and reservation dogs. Did you say Cyclops? Cyclops. That's his name, right? Mm-hmm.

Yeah, I mean, look, Meki's your guy. He has experience recruiting juries. He wrote almost everything. You were saying you wrote everything that everyone said on the show? Yeah, that was me. There were no other writers and nobody improvised. It wasn't allowed. Oh, my gosh. Well, as soon as I'm done with GH, I'm going to get to that show. I'm sure it's stupendous. Yeah, there's a little less of a heavy burden. From GH to JD is a smooth transition. Okay, great. You are the most stressed out child I've ever seen. You're eating Tums like they're candy. I just can't get enough.

I'm on no sleep here, little engine. I'm on no sleep over here. I'm struggling. Do you have a sleep car? I would love to sit in it for a little bit. You have sweat stains in me. I don't know how old you are. I don't know if you can talk to... I mean, I don't know what the train rules are. Yeah, who knows what the train rules are? When you make a sex robot, do you have to wait 18 years before you can fuck it? I think trains are 18 once you build them, right? Oh, yeah.

They better be. Or at least 16 in Alabama. What is your search history? And how has your computer not burst into flames yet? I'll tell you what. How do you think the FBI's got me bent over doing all these fucking undercover cases for them? They keep finding my Osama Bin Laden VR porn. Is that cool?

Is that made for him or starring him? Yeah, we made by him, for him. FUBU. By him, for him. Look, Robbie, you have sweat stains in every crevice on your body, like behind your knees, the back of your neck. I haven't even gone through puberty yet, and I'm just dealing with tons of sweat. I can't even believe it. I am just losing my mind over here. I can imagine if I had armpit hair, I would be just...

By the way, you have a very deep voice for not going through puberty, but we've talked about this of why. Yes. Can you imagine what's going to happen when I go through puberty? And also we're putting a filter on your voice so that people can't recognize you. Robbie Dillmuda is not your actual name. Right. Because you're in current litigation. Yes, we can't reveal too much, Scott.

But you come on the interview show and let Scott ask you a bunch of questions. Said the name of the dean of your school out loud like it was nothing. The dean of Oxford deserves it, all right? Someone bully him for once. I got you. I'll come by your school and I'll make that guy my bitch.

That's maybe a little too much. More than what he was asking for. I'll fish hook him. Just push him around a little bit, Gino. Oh, I'm going to push his shit in. I'm unfamiliar with the terms you're using here, Gino. Well, pushing his shit in is like a prison term for fucking a guy in his ass. Oh, my God. I've been threatened with that many a time. Well, now you know. And knowing is half the battle.

So, Robbie, you're too young for that. Robbie, you're trying cases now. How are you as a judge? Well, I'll tell you what, I feel like I'm tough but fair. All right. Good, good. Yes. You don't have to be tough, by the way. You just be fair.

When people brag they're tough but fair, it's like, hey, take the tough out of this. Well, I wear a pair of brass knuckles just to let them know. We should be calling you. You don't use a gavel? You just smash your knuckles on the bench? May I approach the bench? I fucking dare you. I can't write nothing. So you're the Honorable Robbie now, though. Yes, that I am. All right. Yes, and they often do

But not every time. I'm a Yankees fan, so we do that whenever Aaron Judge comes out, even if he's choking his way through the fucking World Series. So what kind of cases are you trying? Well, right now, Scott, and the reason I'm here is to look for a jury, is we are trying a manslaughter case. Manslaughter. Whoa. Oh, my favorite one. Yes. That's my favorite one because I don't think people should kill women, but we should slaughter men. Yes. Yes.

I mean, it's just a messy murder is what it is. Have you... Excuse me. He's getting choked up. Hey, I get it. I'm so sorry. The thought of death.

He always read it as man's laughter. And now he's finding out it's manslaughter and it's killing him. Can you imagine? This is the first time I'm really thinking about death and the finality of life. Really? Not in the mirror every morning like the rest of us? Hey, come on, dude. You got to come tonight. Scott, you'll hear all about it all the time. What are the details of this case, Robbie? What's going on?

Well, it took place. It took place in an alley. In an alley. This is now for the uninitiated. This is like a little thoroughfare that occurs in between businesses. Yes. This is the point of clarification for the episode. We just talked to a train for 25 minutes. Now we're just confirming what an alley is. I am a little engine. Want to make sure everyone's on board. That's for you, by the way. Let them. You think it'd be a quick way to get from one place to another, but

But in this case, it was a quick way to the end. You got to say that during the sentencing. That's really good. It was a quick way to the final destination. I think they're guilty. You think they're guilty? Yeah, guilty. Honestly, we haven't even said who is on trial. Guilty. Yes, someone is guilty. Okay, well, that's my job. But I do need to help determine that. I don't think I could be on the jury duty because I fucking hate cops. What?

Does that work, by the way? There's no cops involved in this one, Gino. It's a court case. It's a criminal case with zero cops involved. Yeah. Well, I mean, there's cops involved, all right, but they're not the ones that did the murder. Yeah, we don't know about that yet. Yeah. I guess, yes. I guess anything could happen, I guess. Gino, do you think you'd freak out at the sight of a bailiff? Ooh, I haven't even thought of what a bailiff is. They're like .25s, right? Yeah.

What? Because you call cops 5-0, so those guys are 2-5s. That's just what I was going to say, that they're .25s. It's a pretty elegant joke. Hey, I told you I'm a numbers guy. Shout out Krumholz, Hirsch, and Morrow. Three of our greatest Jewish actors. Rob Morrow, Rob Morrow, Rob Morrow. Creeps in this petty pace from day to day. Gio, have you ever had to swear on the oath?

He swears all the time. I'm proud of him, so I can only imagine. Yeah, I used the C word when I was a witness in a criminal case. What did you witness, if you don't mind me asking? I witnessed a school shooting. Several.

Wait, what's that bringing everybody down? For a second, it's a common occurrence here in the United States of America. Yeah, it happens every three days or so. Yeah, I mean, I guess we'll laugh at manslaughter just to go with the ghost, so I guess why not this, all right? Isn't it interesting that we can laugh at murder and there's so many television shows about murders every day, like...

criminal minds and, uh, don't even get, there's plenty of fucking podcasts on it. Yeah, really. And yet, uh, you know, the other crimes that are lesser crimes, Scott, we get squeamish about. We do. Scott, have you ever thought about doing a true crime podcast? I, I would love to, uh,

Maybe you and I could- Whoa, Maximus level. You and I could maybe do this. Although I will say that Original Fig was going to do a true crime podcast, I think, with another guest. So that might be coming up soon. So not to St. Penis Medical spoil this, but- Classic St. Penis situation. Now that's a shank that I'd like to meet.

But so, Robbie, so how do you find the time? You're on trial for all of your money and perhaps even your freedom. Yes. You're learning. What are you learning in school these days, by the way? Right now? Mm-hmm. In social studies, we're learning about the Gilded Age. You're learning about the Gilded Age in fifth grade? Yes. Kind of dry. I think I learned about that maybe three years ago. Yeah, when I watched the show. Oh, wow.

I haven't seen it. Shortcut. When you finish GH, I recommend GA. Yeah. That's what I'm on to. I said, I want to go from General Hospital to the Gilded Age. If you're into gripping drama about whether a character can fix his clock. Yes. You're going to want to watch the Gilded Age. Okay. Okay. But now you're selling me on it.

So how do you find... I mean, you're balancing all these things. Now you're adding being a judge into the mix. I mean... I'm at my wit's end, Scott. Yeah. And I'm just looking for a little relief with some jury help here. So maybe...

okay what do you want us to do what can we do do you want us on the jury i would love it if you could be on the jury all right i would love you could be on the jury and then just come to a consensus quickly so that'll give us the facts yeah give it okay we have one guilty over here give us the facts of the case okay so it took place in an alley it's between two people all right okay and one of them was in a car and they were driving down the alley okay and the other but they the thing is they owned they

They owned the business next to the alley. So there was like their parking space. Okay. And then there was a man that was like, he was running from a rooftop and he fell. He never meant to hit the ground, but he hit the ground and then the car hit him. So we're not sure if he was dead already or if the car is the thing that killed them. And so that's what we're trying to determine. Is it manslaughter? Is it not? All right, great. All right. Let's convene here. Is the car on trial or the man? Yeah. Or the roof?

Well, the roof is on fire. The roof was on fire. We don't need no water. Well, okay. So we're trying to determine. The man in the car is the one that's on trial. The man in the car. Yes. Who hit the body. With the falling man that fell off the roof. The doctor is a woman. Oh, my gosh. I believe I just solved it. Both of them were goldfish. Okay.

But I'm Pagliacci the Clown. The block of ice melted because the roof was on fire. Okay, I know you guys are all like pulling my leg right now, but these are all parts of the case and they are helping me out. It was a cabin of an airplane. They're all specifics. Let's let go of his legs and let him finish. Okay, thank you. All right, let's convene the jury. Let's 12 angry men this. Yeah. Who wants to be Fonda? Well, we all have to be three jurors. Okay.

a piece. Cause it's only, I'll be juror number two. Yeah. Yeah. I'm Nicholas. Wait, that means that you were part of the case though. Uh, yeah. Well, spoilers for juror number two. It's in the trailer. I think that's okay. Oh, is it really? Yeah. Yeah. And everyone's seen the trailer to jury number two. I mean, if you saw the movie, would you call that Clint Eastwood's best, uh, best work, best work to date? Uh,

I mean, it's his last work. What did he do with the monkey? What was the one with the orangutan? Any which way but loose. That's a great one. Of course. Right turn, Clyde. Yeah. You got to watch that after you finish GHGA and then GI Joe. Yes. Okay. So, Gino, you're going to be jurors one through three. You got it. I'll be four through six. Mechie, you're going to be seven through nine. Yep. And Letem, you're going to be 10 through 12. Great. All right.

Right now I'm sitting on two guilties, one not guilty. Okay. Oh, it flipped. Two not guilty, one guilty. Just let us know anytime they flip. Are they freaky Fridaying or they're switching consciousnesses? Yeah, I'm sort of in like a flow state with the three of us and we're all engaged. One of us is a construction worker. One of us is a college professor. And the other one of us is secretly a cop played by J.K. Spivak. Sounds like the Village People actually. Yeah.

Was that subtext in Jury Number 2? Juror Number 2, isn't it? Not Jury Number 2. Well, I think it's Jury Number 2 in here, but is that subtext where they're all the village people? Yeah, I loved it. Do you hear that about the... It takes a village people to raise a child. The village people guy came out and said, hey, stop saying YMCA is a gay anthem. Man, sometimes when the hand is feeding you, you just gotta bite it. He's like, I'm tired of everyone saying this. I'm tired of everyone singing Young Man So Gay. Okay.

And why don't you sing our macho military song in the Navy? All right. Now, jury jurors, rather, number four through six, they all say not guilty. I think not guilty, but I'm worried about some bias on the part of a train. Who? Me? Well, there's a car in the car.

Yeah, unfortunately, it's you, the one who's filling this room with coal smoke as we hang out. Yeah, I'm gigantic, okay? I get it. I get it. I'm going to go guilty. You're going guilty. I have a Henry Fonda inside of me, and he's doing a reverse of 12 Angry Men. God, I would kill to have a Henry Fonda inside of me. Am I right? Okay, but before we continue, I just want to ask a question. Yeah. Because I've listened to you all talk thus far, and I know you've had some relationships.

And this particular vehicle, it's a 2006 Ford F-150. And it's got a leather interior. And it's got the tow package. Is this sounding familiar to you, Letem? Oh, my God. Guilty. Wait, is this your ex-boyfriend? No. What?

Yes. And you want to send this person to jail for the rest of their life or maybe seven years? He's the worst. Why? He does cocaine and explains movies, plots that I've seen to me. He was that kind of boyfriend. You ever have a boyfriend that does a bunch of cocaine and then says, have you seen this movie? And then you say yes, and then they explain the entire plot? Oh, yeah. I've had that situation. I've had a boyfriend who would just do coke and call their dad in front of me and argue with their dad for hours.

Still, that doesn't seem like a reason to put them in jail. Oh, my God, I'm flipping out. Oh, no. We haven't even said the coolest word ever that exists in the English language, and it pertains to this case. What is it? Vehicular. Vehicular. Manslaughter. Oh, vehicular. Of course, not vehicular. Handslaughter, which is a Marvel villain coming soon. That we may have talked about on Freedom. In any case...

If you give an impassioned speech, I will change my mind. All right. Well, look. Look, an F-150, if properly cared for, won't rust down and not getting jail miles. In seven years, it'll come out and it can still have a full life. It might be worth more money. Oh, yeah. Off the road that long?

Yeah, come back out in the world of Cybertrucks. Yeah, all right, I'm flipping. You're convincing me. You're pretty good with the truck. Yeah, guilty. Innocent. What? Wait, wait, wait. You convinced me. Innocent. Hey, Robbie, I know you're a kid, but look at this hog. Would you say I'm a hung jury or what? Yeah, you're a train pervert for sure. That's a train pervert if I ever saw one. I wanted to get hard, so that's why I put the noose around my neck so I could be double hung. Oh, dear God.

Look, Robbie, I don't know. Just like my hero, David. Robbie, you got to watch Kung Fu. The legend continues. Yes, I will. When you're done with GH, you got to get to KFLTC. Yes, the truck has already told me I got to watch it. It's explained most of the movie to me already. Robbie, I don't know that we're going to come to a consensus here. I mean, it sounds like we're a double hung jury here. Ah,

It sounds like your idea of being a judge for a court case and then running the jury through four strangers on a podcast might not have been the ideal setting for, like, law to happen. I may not have thought this through, Gino. You may be right. I guess it's back to night court for me. Hopefully I can figure it out on my long walk back, unless I could maybe get a ride from someone.

My car is currently on your back. Oh, is that what that is? Yeah, sorry. I thought weird. Yeah, a little engine that might maybe... Where is Night Court located? It's on top of a pretty big hill. Oh, my God. This is your chance. You can redeem yourself. It's the biggest hill in Los Angeles, actually. Oh, yeah, where that Night Court is. Right at the top. That's where I am. What's the noise that I make again? Chug, perhaps? Yeah, great. And I'm a...

Thank you. I'm ready. You're ready. That's all it took. That was it? The whole time? A couple of quick reminders. You know, you just want to look at the flashcards before you get out there. It is confusing. I know who I am now. Okay, I'm certain that you can do this, but don't do it quite yet because we're running out of time. We only have time for one final feature on the show. That is, of course, a little something called plugs.

It's plug.

We out. All right. That was Kisses and Hugs by Gold's Golden Plugs. Thank you to them. If you have a plugs theme, head over to cbbworld.com slash plugs. And what are we plugging? Mickey, obviously, we now know you're in jury duty. Yes. And so people can catch that even though Freebie just went away. Yeah. Freebie has now become the prestigious free to watch tab on Amazon Prime. So check out that tab. I'm available on a tab, everybody.

But of course, we're talking about St. Dennis Medical, which is on Tuesday nights, NBC, 8 p.m. in the post extra or whatever is on NBC right before. What happens right before you guys? There's some. Yeah, I think there's some entertainment tonight or something like that. Maybe that's CBS property. OK, so maybe extra. Does that ring any bell? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Extra bells. They're all ringing at the same time now.

So once that fades out, once Billy Bush or whoever's in charge of Extra now fades out. Running up that hill. Then we have St. Dennis Medical Tuesdays. And anything else on the horizon? You're a stand-up, of course. Are you out there on the road? You doing any dates or what's going on? I'm on the road. Let's see, this comes out the 9th. I'll have left D.C. already. But yeah, I'm going to come to Chicago. I'll be in Madison. I'll be in, yeah, well, the passage of time is, you know.

something I'm able to interact with effortlessly, really not to make anyone feel insecure. Um, no, yeah, go to, go to the mechieleaper.com. You got the.com. I got the.com. Can you believe? Yeah. Nobody else wanted that URL. Weird. Um, and yeah, all the tour dates are there. All the tour. How many dates do you do a year? Would you say? Oh man. Uh,

six or 800 probably. Wow. That's amazing. Have you ever met another Meki in your life? My uncle. Okay. I think we would have to go a little further than your family. There might be a few, there might be a few leapers lying around there as well. Let's see. Uh, there's a restaurant in New York that closed that was called Meki. Yeah. So now, you know, not to open a restaurant and call it that. Yeah. So that's some good Intel. It's it, it, I would, I would open a restaurant on the, on the top of the Chrysler building and call it leapers. Yeah.

I've had the paperwork rejected many times. And only play Elliot Smith.

Gino, what do you want to plug? You know, there's some big news coming out of you, right? Yeah, I got a ton of great news today. Yeah, what's going on? Well, first of all, Scott, you're playing the old Gino Lombardo episodes every month on CBB World, which is super kind of you. The Gino Lombardo show finally made its way over to CBB World. We're releasing them at a glacial pace. Only took 45 fucking emails from a lawyer to get the rights to my own show that no one was watching. Literally two years?

or so. Two years of effort to get up hard to get like 12 gigs. And then you send them to me and I put them out one a month. One a month for the next, we have 28 months. We have 28 months left. Strap in, bitch. I don't know what this business model is, but it's crazy. But if you don't want to wait 28 months to get all 30 episodes of the Gene Olimpardo show, that's right. Three seasons of 10 episodes of a fully realized, there's season arcs and then a series arc. And you can get

A Gino Lombardo cassette tape, which is actually a USB drive featuring all the content on it. But it's in the form of a cassette tape. It's in the form of a cassette tape with all original art done by Ian Cinco, a Long Island graphic artist who's got fucking great skills. I've seen this package. It's amazing. It looks just like a cassette tape that you would buy in the 80s or 90s.

Hell yeah. But it's a USB drive that flips up out of the tape. Oh yeah, it's fucking slick AF. Yeah, it's amazing. We got LIRR-based...

inside there. Oh, yeah. There's all the stops, everything. All the track listings, the special thanks. I think you can get Scott's name in there. Oh, Scott. Am I mentioned? Look who's first in the special thanks. Oh, my gosh. Thank you so much. Of course. I couldn't have done any of this without you. Truly, literally. That actually is not a bit. But you can get this tape yourself. We've got several thousand units. We'll see. Several thousand. Yeah.

may have overestimated it. You made a grave mistake. No, I think people like physical media, especially if it's wildly overpriced. I mean, it's one of the most attractive packages, though, that I've seen. Thank you. And I'm holding it next to my exposed pecker. Okay, yeah. That's making the tape look nicer and way bigger. Yeah.

It's like Frodo and Gandalf. Where can people get this? People can get this at a Shopify store that one of my favorite comedians is linked to. So if you go to gino.gabris.com, he got the .com as well. You go to gino.gabris.com and the tape will be for sale right there. Gino with an E or an I?

I still don't know. It's with an I. It's with an I. Despite your best efforts, I've always tried to make it be. And he's from Long Island, not New Jersey. Same shit, different toilet. I understand, tri-state freaks. People can also, I think we're going to try to link it at the CBB World Store as well. Indeed, indeed. If that's easier mentally for people to get.

Also, but Gino.Gabris.com. Yeah, you know the comedian John Gabris. He was on Guy Code like 10 years ago. I don't know what the fuck he's doing. He's one of the Guy Code geckos? He's a caveman who does the voice of the gecko. Got it. Yeah, yeah. All right, so this is incredible. So all those episodes, if you don't want to wait the two and a half years, you can get them right now. And if you do want to wait the two and a half years, good luck. A lot of shit comes with...

Upgrade to the level that lets you listen to Gino on CBB World. You get a little more than just Gino at least. All right. Little Train Lettem. What do you want to plug? Anything you want to plug? If you want to hear more answers to riddles, you can check out Hey Riddle Riddle on the HeadGum Network. Oh, great. We basically did all of the riddle answers from our theme song today. Oh, very cool. All right.

Yeah. So check that out if you want to. Check that out. And then obviously Robbie Del Muda, you have General Hospital you wanted to plug. Yes, check out General Hospital seasons one through 32. Are you up to like the island where everyone's on? There's like a giant space laser or something? They're just getting there, Scott. I'm excited. Incredible. It's unbelievable. So check out General Hospital. You can also check out in select theaters and digitally Invisible Raptor. It's a movie.

And my friend Dave Tooney's in a little bit of it. Tooney! I'm a big Tooney freak over here. Oh, yeah. Invisible Raptor? Yes, it's called Invisible Raptor. I mean, that's frightening on two levels. Yes, and on both levels, it's satisfying. This was that movie that got, like, they let an eight-year-old name the movie? They had a contest. They had a contest, and the kid won. And then everyone had to make the movie about whatever he said the title was? Yeah, one of my buddies made it. It's the title of the movie, so that's what they did.

So you could check that out. And I'm going to echo a little St. That is medical. Check out that show. It's fun. Yeah. I saw that guy tuning. You were mentioning on it. Isn't he on that or something? I taught the pinpoint when he's going to pop up. I want to plug, look this Friday.

The biggest Comedy Bang Bang live show of the year is happening in Los Angeles, December 13th at the United Theater on Broadway. And the Hey Randy podcast is opening up for us. And it's Paula Tompkins, myself and a lot of special guests. We're going to get we're just going to close out the year and do a big bash.

Hopefully everyone can come out to see us. There are still a few tickets available. You can get tickets at cbbworld.com slash tour. And while you're over there at CBB World, you know, check out the Gino show. Check out the aforementioned Hey Randy show. Check out College Town. Check out Neighborhood List. And Scott hasn't seen, I believe we just Friday, we talked about a movie with a train. What's my time in the West? Oh, I forgot. I was almost in that.

You were almost in that. What happened? I got hungover and I missed the audition. You can't say you were almost in when you didn't even make the audition. It would have been me. Yeah. All right. Well, in any case, head over there and you can check out the entire back catalog of Comedy Bang Bang as well as every live episode we did this year. We did 43 shows this year. It's a lot. They're all up there. So check that out. All right. Let's close up the old plug bag. We've asked you and there's nobody left. All but done.

Alright, cut episode. And now here we are with the plug.

All right. You know, when we say under a minute, 56 seconds, yeah, you're abiding by the letter of the law, but.

No, that was beautiful. That was Schwartz sitcom by Monkey Monday. Thanks so much to them. And we only have a couple more opportunities to hear Ben do that song. So I would imagine we're all done with remixes. Oh, I did want to mention, I didn't even mention on last week's show, vote for your top 10 favorite episodes. Go to cbbworld.com slash vote and you can vote for the episode.

Is this one up for voting? This one is up for voting next year. So we'll see you at the best ofs in approximately 365 days, Gino. I can't fucking wait. I'm going to start counting down. Big award ceremony. I can finally put on some weight and time. I hand out the cash prizes. Ha ha ha ha!

Guys, I want to thank you so much. Mickey, pleasure to meet you and great to see you success. And of course, I'm up for the role of St. Dennis. So, you know, listen, a famous saint with his head cut off. We could we could have your head in your hands. No problem. Sure. Why not? Yeah, they do it on ghosts, right? There's a bunch of like weirdos. And listen, I will decapitate you anytime, man. OK, thank you. You could do like that prop torso that goes on top of your own head. But I don't know what camera they'd be able to shoot down with. You'd be like 18 feet tall. I'll figure it out.

Although you'd have to buy the tripods at that point. Oh, good Christ. Cannot blow the cash. Yeah. Gino, great having you on. Always a pleasure. Thank you, Scott. I hope you can sell at least 100 of those things. I sure hope so, too. That would get me nowhere near back to the record. And Robbie, good luck to you. But let him. This is your opportunity. I'm ready. You're ready. I'm going to take this kid up this hill. All right. Two words for you. Train?

Chug. Okay, I got it. I got it. I got it. Here we go. Line. Line. Trains don't have lines. It's like. Is it chug? It's chug. Chug it up that hill.

Chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga. Choo-choo. Oh, she's really doing it. We're going. I think I might. I think I might. I think I might. I think I might. I know you will. I know you will. I know I might. I can't. Oh. Oh, no. She's rolling back. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.

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