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Surprise, pussies! You know I love a Friday episode drop, and who better to do it with than one of my best friends, Ashton Earle. I am so proud of her. I love her so much. Getting to know her over this past year has been such a joy, and I know you guys already know her, but if you don't, I am so excited for you guys to get to know her more. I have some of my most fun nights and some of my most fun weekends with her. She is truly just so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so
So wonderful and so kind and so humble. And she is it is just the beginning of her career. And I'm so proud of her and I love her so much. We talk about Coachella and all the memories we've shared. And it's a really, really fun episode. We're a little dead. We filmed it literally the Monday getting back from Coachella. So we were dead. But it's very funny and I'm really excited for you guys to see it.
Last night, I literally finished The Leftovers, and I'm now in the market for a new TV show. I'm super, super devastated. I think I'm going to maybe watch the new Black Mirror, but I also think I'm going to watch Veep. I don't really know. I can't decide if I want to continue down the dark route and do Black Mirror or do comedy and watch Veep. I think I can't decide. For the first time, I think I'm going to do comedy. Also, Hacks is back.
Thank God. But yeah, it's Friday. Happy Friday. I love you, pussies, and enjoy the episode. Hi, pussies. Welcome to Therapist, one of my best friends, Ashton Earle. Hey, Ashy. Are you nervous? Yes, I am. Why? I don't know. This is intimidating. You never get nervous. I actually feel like I never really see you nervous. Really? No, I just lied. Yeah, I'm always nervous. You are always nervous.
Wait, so how was Sunday of Coachella? It was really fun, but we didn't go until like...
We didn't get there till like 8 p.m. because we were dead. Okay. Do you think going forward you would only go to the festival then? Like, do you prefer going at night than at all during the day? Or did you like going during the day? Well, it's just like so hot during the day. It was bad. This year was really bad. It was like 100 degrees. I thought Saturday was way less hot. Yeah. Friday was horrible. Friday. Ashlyn, Friday was. No. No. Okay. So who was your favorite set that you saw all weekend?
Okay, either Lady Gaga or Charli XCX.
Okay, we're just going to have to say Charlie XCX for the sake of this episode because I miss Gaga. Yeah. But did you see Kind Music or no? I did. They were good. Oh, it wasn't all that you hoped and dreamed of? No, I love them, but, like, they're just, like, you know, they're just doing their thing. They're not, like, doing anything crazy. But it was really good. Did they do, like, an ID? Isn't that what DJs call it? Like, an ID? Like, a song that they play that they, like, do live? Like,
Never mind. Did they do an ID? Did they do like anything, like something you haven't heard before that you were like, okay, like when I saw Jamie XX live, like he did like a remix of Don't You Want Me Baby that like he doesn't have on streaming services. But like you could like maybe find on SoundCloud. They did this one, the new Bad Bunny song. I forget what it's called. It was really good. The photo one? Yeah. Yeah. And then they also did
What? Moonlight by XXX. Really good. That sounds amazing. It was really good. I loved it. I wish I saw them. The reason I left that festival so early Saturday is because I was so anxious about getting to that after party. Yeah. When I just shouldn't have been. Julia and Peyton were telling me you guys like sat in the car. Yeah, I made them go to the car and sit in the car because we couldn't show up too early, but we couldn't show up too late. So we sat in the car with the AC on for 30 minutes because I was so scared about...
Because I feel like when I'm with you and Alex and co, Alex just marches her way to the front and figures it out. But I can't do that. So if there's a line...
Like my night's over. Like essentially. You know what I mean? And I was nervous that there was going to be a line. So I just like had to get there early. Yeah. That's why I love going to things with Alex. Me too. Because well Braxton really figures it out. Yeah he always takes care of everything. How does he do that? He's just perfect. Yeah. Alex doesn't have to move a muscle. No. Everyone can turn their brains off when Braxton's around. That's what I did in Aspen all weekend. He just takes care of everything. I think I have some of my most fun weekends with you. Well same. What? I'm trying to think of like all the weekends we've had together. We've had a lot. Right.
We've had the weekend in summer. We had two weekends in summer. Yeah. And then what else did we have? We had Aspen. We had Coachella. We definitely had more. We have more. I have like half of our install right now. Oh, when did I come to Miami? We did Arbazel. Oh, that was. That was a day though. Yeah. I was going to say you weren't there.
Key West. Oh. Key West. Key West. That was the most insane 24 hours of my entire life. That was so much fun. I don't know how you guys do it. Partying with you guys takes years off my lifespan. Same. No, but you like, you don't get, do you get down bad? You get down bad in silence. Yeah, but like, I'm fine. Yeah, you get fine. Alex gets like,
She struggles. She struggles. I feel like you struggle. Dude, I came home yesterday. Like I came home yesterday. I was so down. I mean, you could have seen the way I was behaving Saturday night and known that I was going home the next day. Wait, you were so happy. That made me so happy. You were like, I'm having the best time ever. You just kept doing your little dancey dance the whole night. You kept being like, this is the best night ever. It was the best night ever. Also the best part of that night
Okay, well, I would say the best part of that night was that when we were all first dancing. But then when everyone went home and we thought the night was over and we were super anxious, but then the dance floor filled up again. Yeah. But that was short-lived. Yeah. I feel like people were like really in and out of that dance floor. People were. Well, when we were on it, no one was on it. Yeah.
I think everyone left when we got home. But you know what the best night ever with you was? What? Aspen. Night two. That was so much fun. That was the best night of my life. I don't think we stopped dancing once. No. I love dancing with you. I know. I love dancing with you too. And all your friends were there. Oh my god. We also had New Orleans together. I totally forgot about that. Oh my god. I forgot about that too. Damn. We really have had... I've been in like every state with you. We're just like traveling the world together. We're just traveling. I feel like we're just...
I feel like there's so many things I didn't ask you because I wanted to save for the podcast. Okay. So what are you in LA for this week? I'm here for this and that's it. Wait, so what do you want to do tomorrow? I don't know. Want to get dinner? Yeah. I'm not doing anything unless I have my date. I might just move. Date? You didn't see me flirting with that guy all night. Oh, I did. I did. You're going on a date? Well, I think so. I kind of...
This was the thing. I don't know how you go about this with hot mess. We're like, I want to talk about my love life, but like, I don't want guys to send it to me. Yeah, that's hard. I need the Alex mindset of like, who cares? Yeah. Who cares? Yeah. But like, I care. I know. I care so much. But that guy was the guy was flirting with the entire night is taking me out on a date.
Yay. Do you know where you're going? Sushi somewhere, which is bad because I'm the messiest eater with sushi. It's okay. It's better than like tacos. I love your hat. Oh, this is actually a gift for you. Thank you. You know what? We really, really, really aligned for this because I said I was going to ask you about DJs because I've never been to DJs. DJs is this bar in New Jersey in Belmar on the shore. It is insane. It's just like
It's like what you imagine the Jersey Shore would be in a club. We need to go. You would love it. I wanted to come for Memorial Day weekend, but I can't. No. I know. Why not? I have a show in Vegas on Saturday. Wait, but isn't Memorial Weekend Sunday and Monday too? I think. I'm not making it. No, you're not. I'm not making it. But anyway, yeah. DJs is like, you've got like...
tan like guido men in there and it's just like everyone's fist pumping and like drinking grenades and it's a really what's a grenade they're like these little red drinks I don't really know what they are but you just like get them and you have to like chug them we call them smokies at Tulane essentially it's like are you gonna miss I'm gonna miss so much when are you done literally what like two weeks no a month well actually no my classes end in like two weeks whoa
But my graduation's in a month. Are you sad? Yeah. I'm going to miss it. But also. Ready. I'm ready. I don't think I could do another semester of school. I would crash out. Yeah. Wait. So, but. Okay. When you go back to Tulane, I assume you're going back this Wednesday? We randomly have Tuesday and Wednesday off this week. Okay. So, I already missed today, which was Monday. Okay.
And then I only have Thursday classes, so I'm probably just going to miss Thursday. I think I'm going – or no, I am going to New York on Wednesday. Yeah. And then I have meetings Thursday. And then I was going to stay in New Jersey for Easter because that's on Sunday. Now I might go back on Friday. Do you think people would party in New Orleans on Easter? Like, go out? Like, do you guys find any excuse to party at 2? Oh, yeah. We have, like – I'm pretty sure there's a parade. There's a parade for everything in New Orleans. But, yeah.
I don't know if we'd party for Easter. You know, I almost went to Tulane. You should have. Tell me why you're ready to go. I just go out way too much there. Like, what is your going out schedule? Like, I don't have a schedule, but I also live right next to this bar called The Boot, which is literally on campus, just like a bar. I end up there every single night for no reason. Like, I'll be going to dinner with my friends, and then somehow my friends are like,
Let's go to the boo. And I'm like, okay, it's right next to my house. Might as well stop in. I go out every night. And is it packed every night? No, I'm always like the only one in there. No, not always. Like there's a lot of times where it's just me and like five of my friends.
I can't keep going out like this. Are you 22? Yeah, I just turned 22. Okay, so you're going to be 22 for like the first half of post-grad. You're going to love it. I'm so excited. 22 was like the most fun year of my life. I can't wait to play in the city. Okay, so you're doing New York after college. So when are you planning to move, June? June.
Ideally, I'd like to move immediately, but I might go on a grad trip to Europe with my friends. So that would go into the first week or two of June. I think you have to do that. Yeah, I really want to. Do all your friends want to? Yeah, we're trying to figure it out. We're just really bad at planning things. What countries are you thinking? Ibiza, Croatia...
Saint-Tropez. Honestly, I could use some ideas because I have a weekend of four-day span when I'm in France that I can go somewhere and I'm deciding where to go and I wanted to do Ibiza, but I had a panic attack about it this morning. Why? Did Julian Payton tell you? No. I had a freak. I literally woke up and I was like, I can't go to Ibiza. Why? Because can you imagine me in Ibiza? Wait, we have to go together though.
am someone who when I go out, like I take the words of like, I am never going out again. So fucking literally, like I woke up yesterday and I was like, never again. And like, I meant it every word of it. Never again. Like I'm never doing that again. So obviously when I woke up this morning again, I was like, I can't go to Ibiza. Like, what are we talking about? I can't go to fucking Ibiza. And so I canceled Ibiza. You could do Ibiza though. Yeah.
Maybe maybe maybe one day there's like nice beaches in Ibiza too Totally, but like I know that if I didn't want to go out one night Peyton would be like, but we're in Ibiza Yeah, and then I would be like, well, I have nothing to say. Okay, so I want to go to Mallorca. Yeah, Mallorca It seems really nice. I've never been but when I went to Ibiza when I was abroad I lost my phone the first night and so wait, when were you abroad again?
Junior year. The beginning of my junior year. And where'd you go? I was in Florence. Love Florence. But yeah, we went to Ibiza and I got too drunk at dinner and lost my phone. I didn't even make it to the club. So they didn't have an Apple store and I didn't bring my computer either because I was like, it's a two day trip. Or no, it was like three days. But I was like, I'm not going to use my computer at all.
So no computer, no phone. Thank God I had my friend with me who was going back to Florence with me and she was able to like get my ticket on her phone. Did you feel free? I was a little stressed at first. I was like calling my dad on my phone. I was like, dad, I don't know what to do. I think someone stole it because it like, you know, when like the location shuts off and it was like, it was a goner. How many times have you lost your phone? Well, I lost mine twice abroad, but-
The other time was in Barcelona. Me and Spain have like some weird thing. I love Spain. Yeah. I don't know if Spain loves me, but it is fun. It's well, I've never gone out there, but I know how fun it is. Yeah. When everywhere I went abroad, I really just like went out everywhere. I got abroad stolen from me. No. Like COVID. Oh. Yeah. We were, me and Julie were supposed to share an apartment in London. Oh,
I love London. It's my favorite city in the world. I want to move there too. Me too. Would you move with me? Yes. Yay. No. Yes, I would. I would absolutely do a year in London with you. That would be so much fun. We have to go when Chiltern Firehouse isn't on fire anymore. It's on fire? It was on fire and it shut down. What? For like a year. Have you been before to Chiltern? I've never had more fun in my life. Wait.
When did it burn down? Like four weeks ago. It happened like... Wait, that's tragic. I know. And it's like shut down for the year or like something. Okay, so maybe I'll move to New York for a year and then we'll go to London for a year. And I see you wanting to like move around after you do New York for a year. Oh, absolutely. Are you... So who's going to be... Are a bunch of your friends doing New York after? Like half of them are. Where else are they going? Miami. Miami.
I think just like Miami, Florida. I have a lot of Florida friends at school and they just love Miami and never want to leave. Oh, back to the lost phone. So you, have you only ever lost your phone abroad? Um, in like recent years? Yes. Every time I've lost my phone, I found it. Really? So the first time I lost it.
I blacked out and woke up with a gash in my head and no phone. Oh, wow. So I found my phone later that day. Someone had taken it. And then next time I lost my phone, I blacked out and left it in the middle of the street in a puddle three blocks away from my apartment. But you found it? Yep. I made Peyton drive me at six in the morning. I woke up. I said, Peyton, I'm free. This is why I can't like be adventurous and go out alone.
Bad things happen. Like, I was alone that night. You were alone? Yes. Why? Ashton, I used to be so adventurous. Okay. I used to go out four times a week. Like, I know you would never guess it now, but, like, I really did. Like, I did that back in the day. Okay. Then, I don't know what happened. Oh, I think I started smoking a lot of weed, and I was like, I can't do this anymore. Yeah, and then you become, like, a hermit. Yeah, I became a hermit. Yeah. Speaking of non-hermit-like things, though, you were just on the cover of Vogue. Yeah.
Can you tell me what that was like, please? Because I never got to ask you about that, really. I still don't believe it's real. I also was like, wait, what? When I opened up my phone to it, I literally, my jaw hit the floor. No, when Alex, like, FaceTimed me to tell me that, like, we had, like, the offer to, like, be on the cover of Vogue, I was like...
She yelled at me. She was like, you're not excited. I was like, I don't even know. I was just like, I was just like, okay, wait, I don't even like, it still doesn't feel real. Like I was just like, wait, I don't, I don't know how to like accept things that like are things that I've like really, really wanted or like dreamed of before. It like doesn't feel real. I have really bad imposter syndrome with like everything, but it was so cool and so fun. And I still,
Can't believe that happened. Holy shit. Do you have the print copy in your house? No, I don't. I need to get it. Are you excited? Was it like when you were shooting it, were you like, did it only feel real when it sometimes with that stuff? I feel like, does it only feel real when it like goes live and you're like, okay, it's real. Yeah. I saw we were shooting. I was like, okay, like we're just doing a fun little photo shoot. And then I saw like the Vogue and I was like, Oh,
Seriously, it was the coolest thing I've ever seen. No, and I think it's so funny. It's like, of course, like me holding Alex on my back. It was perfect. The shot they chose was perfect. You should have seen some of the other poses we were doing. She was like on my shoulders at one point. What were some other alts for the cover? Honestly, I don't even know. I think they sent like all the approvals to Alex and I was like, yeah. Just do it. Yeah, I was like, you pick. What are other times that you've had like really bad imposter syndrome?
Like literally everything in my life. You know? Yeah. Just like someone came up to me. Your show actually in New Orleans. And she was like, she was like, oh my God, so nice to meet you. But she was sobbing. And I was like, girl, I was like, girl, we're just like, it's okay. Right, right, right, right. But isn't that so cool that you have that effect on someone? No, it...
It makes me sick. I don't know. It makes me sick too. It makes me sick. I like love meeting people though, but it's like crazy to me. I'm like, we're just like, I'm just a normal, that's what I always say to people. I'm like, I'm just a normal girl. I promise. Yeah. But like, I think,
What has like, I feel like junior year, like you were doing social media your junior year, but I feel like it changed a lot from junior to senior. Yeah. I feel like this summer was like the major shift. Well, how has junior year been different or how has senior year been different than junior year in terms of like, just like work and everything and school?
Yeah, well, at school, I feel like no one used to come up to me when I was out. But now, like, people do. Like, if I'm out and there'll be, like, freshmen or even, like, sometimes, like, high schoolers will be at the booth. They're like, don't tell anyone we're in high school. I'm like, I love you. Like, iconic. But, yeah, like, people, more people just coming up to me and, like, recognizing me, I guess. And then, yeah, I've been doing more, like, opportunities, like,
and like stuff like that. What do you think the moment that like you felt like the real shift was? Because I remember when I felt it for you. Do you? Yeah. It was the week Brat came out. Oh. And I just remember seeing you everywhere. No, no, no, no, no. It wasn't the week Brat came out. It was...
You know, it was a few weeks before I met you at Coachella. Oh, really? That's when I started to feel the shift. And I thought you were like the coolest person ever. And I remember like I came up to you and I was like, do you remember we were behind each other? And I was like, oh, my God.
I'm so nice to finally meet you. I think you're the coolest person in the world. I feel like I was so rude to you when we met. You what? I was like kind of like anxious in the crowd and I was just like, hi, like nice to meet you. I wasn't very like. I think you have rudeness dysmorphia. You were super lovely. I think I'm a horrible person. Every time I interact with people, I'm like, oh my God, I'm a horrible person. No, you were super lovely. We literally hung out the entire night. I know.
And then the week Brat came out, we were in New York the same weekend and I messaged you. We did party together. And I was like, are you going to be at this thing? You were like, yes, are you going to be at this thing? And I was like, yes. And we hung out the entire weekend. I'm so happy you messaged me. I know. Because I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like,
I feel like she's going to go. I don't know if she's going to go. Whatever. And I just pulled the trigger and I'm so happy I did. So grateful for that. Because then we had the best weekend of our lives. Best weekend of our lives. That was the best weekend of our lives. No, I had so much fun. And we became best friends. That weekend changed the trajectory of my entire life. Honestly.
Honestly, same. That was what I liked. That was my brat weekend. Yeah. That was the peak of brat. Yeah. We were in Vegas. So good. And we flew to the Hamptons. Like when people ask me what my brat summer was like, I always think of that weekend. Me too. Just like that time together. Wow. That was like the best weekend ever. And then we and then Alex's boat thing was on like a Sunday. And we still all that was the funniest night of my life because your friend Gianna was like my favorite person on planner. I miss her.
She's my everything. Gianna, if you're watching. I'm so glad you guys met. She was making me cry laughing that night. I don't know why. It was just like her cadence of the way she was speaking to me was like so fucking funny. It reminded me of my best friend Cassidy. Like everything she was saying was making me hoo-ha. Like I was hysterics at this girl. Oh, I miss her. I miss her too. Are you, is she going to do New York after or?
I don't know. I remember she mentioned like Chicago, but I was like, I could see you in like Brooklyn. And then I could so see her. I actually took her when we went to see Charlie in Brooklyn in May or like the beginning of June.
I took her and I was like, I could so see you in Brooklyn. And then we went out that night and she's like, wait, yeah. Wait, so you saw, that was opening night of Brat, right? It was the first time she performed Brat. What was that like? I, no, that I think changed the trajectory of my summer and like my life. No, I remember seeing the videos of you dancing on like tables there and I was like, oh, this is a vibe. It was the best night ever. It was just me, Catherine and Gianna and-
Like, it was her first time performing Brat, and she just... She killed it, obviously. And we just danced the whole time. And then we... There was, like, an after party at the place there. Uh-huh. And we were there, and we were next to her. Gianna actually went up to Charlie, and she was like, please let me buy you, like...
your drink. And she was like, no, like it's okay. And Gianna was like, please, please, please. That was the best. She was just like chilling at the after party with you guys. Yeah. It was just like, it was like small, like at the theater, but it was fun. It was cool. Like there's a lot of cool people there. Did you meet Terry? No, you'd love him. No, I met him at the Superbowl. He Terry O'Connor. Yeah. He, you should shoot with him sometime. He's super, super talented. Wait, I love him. He's lovely. Amazing. But, um, what that, that,
That also, like, I loved the album, but I remember, like,
Seeing, I don't know, like that just, I remember that concert specifically was like so, that was the kickoff to Brat Summer. Because I remember like that's where like all the Brat Summer shit started. It was the one in Brooklyn. Yeah. It was. Yes. You just said that. And God, I'm so jealous you went. Yeah. It was honestly amazing. Do you have like the, what is like your most favorite concert you've ever been to? Because I know mine. Okay. You tell yours. Charlie at Coachella. Yeah. Charlie at Coachella was so good. Charlie at Coachella.
When she did the very end where it was like, I guess this means Brat Summer is officially over. And then she was like, who am I? So good. That was just so. It's so like, I was just like, I get it. Like. She's been waiting for it to be over too. I know. But I think she's like dealing with this thing of like, she wants it to be over. I mean, she literally wrote it out. She's like, I want it to be over, but I don't know who I am without it. Ugh.
She, like, wants this moment. I just, like... I don't know. She just, like, gets it on another level. Like, the way she just was, like, IDK, maybe. I was just, like, yeah, that's, like, me. She's just the coolest girl in the world. That's literally me. She's the coolest girl in the world. No, actually, though, first of all, she brought out Troy. He is so hot. Most gorgeous person of all time. I was, like, literally drooling over him. No, he is drop-dead gorgeous. He was so hot. And then Lorde, also so hot. So good. Lorde was...
When they like strutted. When she, when they, when, because they did the, you walk like a bitch thing and they walked down. It was so fucking sick. I also loved when, who else did she bring out? It was Lori. It was Billie. I cried when Billie came out. You know, Billie's like my number one all time. She's your number one artist. Have you seen her concert live? Yes. Every concert I see of hers gets better and better and better and better. I've seen her twice. I am.
Like, that is the one artist that, like, I... Well, not actually. Her and, like, Lana and Charlie. Yeah. Honestly. But, like, Billie has just been, like, the one that, like, since I was in, like, eighth grade, I think, or freshman year, I have just been, like...
Learn every song, know every song, love every song. What's your favorite Billie song? It changes. Mine's Watch. And Billie says that's like the song she hates the most. Really? Yeah. She's like, I hate that fucking song. And that song, that song got me through some shit. Really? Yes. That song got me through hell. I fucking love that song. It is a good one, but that's not my favorite. Have you seen Happier Than Ever Live? Yeah. I saw that album tour.
Was it amazing? Oh, God. I love that album. You know, that song, it's like every time I listen to her songs, it's just like they always have a new meaning in my life. Like, no matter what time of, like, my life it is. That's what makes her a superstar. I...
listened to happier than ever like recently this summer and I was in the car with my little sister and I started sobbing really yeah just sobbing and I was like I've heard this song a million times and I've like sang it a million times but for some reason this summer just like hit so hard and she was like are you okay and I was like no what was I made for really really came out also like during a time when I was just like I think like me and my boyfriend had like just broken up and I was like
one of those things where I was like, I don't really know like who I am without him and like all this stuff. Cause I started dating him when I was like 16. And then like we broke up when I was almost 20. So I was like big age shift. And I was like super like reliant on him. But so when that came out, I, I was a mess. The Barbie movie literally made me cry, shaking head and hands for like three hours. I couldn't stop crying. My friends were all like, are you okay? I was like, no. And it was right after you broke up with your boyfriend. It was like,
We broke up at like the end of March and then it was like the beginning of summer, I think, when the movie came out. Was it like a tough breakup or was it? It was just like we dated for like three and a half years. Right. And it was just like my first boyfriend and it was just weird. But like it just, it ran its course kind of. It ran its course. But it was hard. Your sophomore year? Yeah, the end of my sophomore year. So we dated like from my junior year to like my sophomore year of college. Damn.
You guys, spring and festival season is upon us and so is summer. And what would make spring, festival season, and summer even more fun?
A love interest. Whether it be a crush or someone you are seeing, Tinder has it all, okay? The thing I have learned about dating apps is that you never know if you don't try, okay? And then my favorite part about Tinder is when you like someone, they can't see if you like them. They will only see if they like you back and it's a match.
So there's really nothing to lose. You know what I mean? And like, I feel like we're in the day and age where people are so embarrassed to put themselves out there, but Tinder really does make it so easy to do that. It's like shooting your shot and the shot can only go in. Also, you guys know I'm in my dating era. I'm really trying to put myself out there and Tinder does just make it so accessible to comfortably put myself out there because I'm not like embarrassed if they don't like me back. You know what I mean? Like I've just, I'll, ignorance is bliss. Also like,
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I just really like sad music. Me too. I like to like bask in it. I was listening to a lot of like Boy Genius. Uh-huh. Yeah.
That's what I remember the most, like the boy genius. Oh, you reminded me about Phoebe Bridgers this winter. And I was like, fuck, I need a new album from her desperately. I know. It's been like, what, five years? Has it been? Yeah, since Punisher, it's been five years. And I love that album. Yeah. Does she like have any plans to make new music? Not that I've heard of. But like, I'm sure she is. I'm excited for Lorde. Oh, I'm so excited for her. I need Lorde. Well, because Charlie said it's a Lorde summer, which means Lorde is coming very soon. Oh my God.
Wait, did you hear Addison's dropping an album this summer too? Oh yeah, on June 8th or something. I think this summer is going to be amazing for music. Yeah, like last summer was amazing for music, but I think it's just going to be great again. And then because last summer was amazing, those people that released last summer are also going to release next summer. So we're just like, it's never ending. It's going to keep getting great and awesome. It's never ending good music. Well, I feel like we're in an era.
Where there's so much music output right now. There's like, because it's like streaming. So everyone needs to keep putting out and putting out, putting out. Well, and I'm loving it. Me too. And I think I just love it. I'm so fucking excited for what's her name's Lorde's album. Oh no, I know. Wait, do we know when it's coming out? But I know it's coming. Wait. Charlie said like it's a Lorde summer, which means it's coming for summer.
Do we know, is Lana coming out with an album? What is the date she announced? Lana always picks a date and then ignores it. But I want to say she picked June something. It's not going to be June. It's going to be like July or August. But like, I need it. I need it. I need it. I'm fucking obsessed with her. Wait, I didn't listen to her new song yet. Did you? Henry, come on. I did. Is it good? I like it a lot. Like, I want...
She said it's a country album Like I want some twang in there Oh really Like I want some Lana twang Like I think she could kill it You know who I really want To return to country really badly Who But she I know she won't Taylor Oh that would kind of be iconic though It would
You know what? Actually, I just came up with this in my mind. I think for her 13th album, she's going to go back to country. Okay. You heard it here first. You heard it here first. TS13 is going to be country because TS12 is confirmed pop. She's working with like Max Martin, who's my literal favorite producer of all time.
And she's working with like all these like major pop producers. So I know TS12 is going to be pop. I think TS13 is going to be country. And I think it will. When Taylor Swift goes back to country, it will rock the world. It will rock the world. Speaking of rocking the world, did you feel the earthquake today? No, I was dead asleep. Got it. It was 6.8, so. Oh. You didn't wake up? No, I went to bed at 6.30 a.m. and slept like a rock. What?
From last night? Yes. That's how late you guys went out last night? Yes, I saw the sunrise. That sounds amazing. Was it? No, it was kind of scary. Oh, okay. It was like I was in a house party and like the sun came up and I was like, oh, I need to go. Do you ever have like, okay, I've had that feeling before too. One time I went to this SNL after party. Have you been to an SNL after party? No. Oh!
Can you bring me? You will get invited on your own. Like, they are. But yes. But they are the most fun I've ever had in my entire life. Really? And now that you're moving into New York, they happen while SNL is, like, on season. Like, they happen every Saturday night. And they go until, like, 7 in the morning. Oh, wow. And one time I went to one, and I looked up at the sky, because it was, like, at a bar that was half indoor, half outdoor, and it was just, like, so bright out. And I was like, ugh.
Life is awesome. It kind of is. It can be, like, euphoric when you see, like, the sunrise and you're, like, at a party, or it can be, like, ooh, like, really scary. Scary, scary. It depends on the vibes of the party. I don't think I've ever... I think I think I'm, like, the coolest person in the world every time the sun rises. Yeah.
I know that there was one time where I was like, wait, like I got to go home. Yeah. Like this isn't it for me. I've had a few moments where I'm like, oh, this is a little dark. I need to get out of here. But like my thing is, is like.
I wish, I know this sounds so lame, and I know I'm not that old. I know I'm not old, but, like, I really wish I was 22 again. I'm so jealous that you get to experience 22. It seriously was, like, this, nothing matters. Honestly, I'm so excited for 22. The first week of 22 was fabulous. I had my birthday party, and then...
What did I do? Oh, Coachella. I think you literally came to Coachella right after. Yeah, at my birthday party, which was the best party of my life. And then Coachella. What was the vibe at your birthday party? What was the theme again? It was like... Burlesque. Burlesque, right. Yeah. And what...
You go first. Have you seen the movie Burlesque? No. Oh, we should watch it tonight. Is it good? Oh my God. Oh my God. Is it that good? It is the best movie ever. When I was 11, me and my cousin watched this movie and we became obsessed. Like we would watch it every time we had a sleepover. We would learn all the dances, sing all the songs. And it was just like a really defining movie for my childhood. It's not a children's movie. No, but you are not the first person I've heard say that. No.
Everyone I know that watched it as a child, they all agree. And then even my friends in college that I showed them the movie in college, they were like, this is the best movie ever. Okay, I think I'm... Okay, well, I can't watch it tonight because I'm watching... Have you ever seen The Leftovers? No. What is that?
Do you like like dark TV? Yeah. Okay. So it's basically, it's the only show I'm so hyper fixated on the show. Have you seen The Leftovers? Oh my God. I am so hyper fixated on the show right now. It's basically about if the wrap, wait, I totally just interrupted your story about what your birthday party theme was. Oh, it's okay. No, it's not. No, I don't care. I care. What was your birthday party theme? Okay. My birthday party theme was burlesque, but it was fun. We went to this, like I had like, oh my God.
Sorry. It's technically day four of Coachella. Don't worry. It's a long day. We rented out this cocktail lounge bar place, and they do like a burlesque show once a month that people buy tickets for. But we had like a private party there, and then they did like a burlesque performance. It was really, really fun. Did you do this on a Sunday? Yeah, I did this on a Sunday. Why did you do it? Because I was like, oh, she's doing it on Sunday because her birthday was on Sunday. But then your birthday was on Monday. Yeah. Yeah.
Oh, because you did it to turn midnight understood. Mm-hmm. Because I'm in that mindset of like people, did everyone go out on that Sunday? Oh, yes. And everyone blacked out. That was all I wanted. I was like, I want everyone to come to my birthday and have the best time and black out. And everyone.
everyone, I got texts the whole next day. They're like, I, people are like, I've never been so drunk in my life, but that was, but everyone was like, it was the best night of my life. And I was like, it was the best night of my life. So I'm glad we're all in the same boat. When you throw a party and everyone texts you the next day being like, I have never been so drunk. It's like actually the greatest feeling in planet earth. No, it was great. It's like, oh, I did. I was succeeded. No. And we had Ashtini's on the menu and literally it just said like,
vodka and cucumber water and everyone was drinking them and I was like it might have been the Ashtini. What is an Ashtini again? It's just. You gave it to me in Miami. Okay yeah well the actual Ashtini which I didn't want to put on the menu because I would be the only one drinking it. Right. It's just vodka no vermouth shaken with a twist.
So it's vodka. So it's just cold. It's cold vodka with a lemon peel in it. Got it. Totally right. I was like, because you gave me them that night. We went out in Miami and I blacked out. And I was like, why did I black out so hard? It was Ashtini. Yeah, they're dangerous. They are dangerous. But I love them. You do. And I will say blacking out on a Sunday is one of the, is God's gift to this earth. No, and it was great because no one wanted to go out and I forced everyone to go. No, but every time I've gone out on a Sunday, it's like,
Such a send. Like, it's such a full send. It's like, it's Sunday. Like, we've made the move to go out. We're taking this all the way. No. And you want to know, like, why I'm a psychopath as well? Why? It was from 8 p.m. to 2 a.m. That's aggressive. Yeah. That's insanely aggressive. I am insane. I literally was like, everyone's like, what are we doing? I'm like, you'll see. And did you stay there until 2 a.m.? Yes. I remember when, like, people started leaving. I was like, where is everyone going? I look at my phone. It was 155. I was like, wait.
Where did the time go? The worst feeling in the entire world is when the night is ending and you don't want it to end. No. That happened to me Saturday night. That's me every night. And I felt it. I was like, fuck, I feel this night dying down and I'm so upset. And then when Alex and Kristen went home, I was like, stop. We can do this. Everyone fucking say. Yeah. No, you convinced me and Sally to say though. I know we danced a little more. We did. It was fun. Yeah. Okay. So I want to tell you about the leftovers because it's the best show I've ever seen currently.
Sorry, it's not the best show I've ever seen, but like, it's amazing. No, I need a new show. Okay, so what is The Rapture? I keep burping into this mic. Can you hear it? Can you hear it? Can any of you guys hear it? I'm getting really insecure about it. You can hear it, Nolan. You are going to have to cut that. I'm not fucking kidding because I can hear it every time. Are you going to be able to cut it out? Yeah.
I'm seriously going to kill myself. No, leave it in. No, you can't. No, it's like... It actually happens once a minute. What is it, like indigestion? Yes, it's indigestion. You need to cut it out. Are you going to throw up on the mic? I would. I seriously would. So what is the rapture again? It's when everybody goes to heaven. And like the people who didn't believe in Christianity. Got it, got it. Okay, so the leftovers is basically like... Okay, so...
160 million people disappear from like the... Have you ever seen Avengers Endgame? No. My God. Okay, you need to see Avengers Endgame. Have you? Okay, you guys are all... I can't do this. So basically, 160 million people like disappear off the face of the earth. It's like if we were talking right now and like somebody just like... And you just like vanish into thin air. Oh, okay. And I just burped again. Cool. And I literally... Do I take something for this? Like...
Nice. Tums? Okay. So 160 million people vanished into thin air. Okay, cool. And so it was like the end of the world. And it's basically about a town three years later, like recovering from the rapture. Okay, wait. The Leftovers is amazing. And I'm on, so there's only three seasons. And I love a three-seasoner. Like I love a three-seasoner. Like Dark on Netflix, which is German, also only three seasons. So I'm on season three, episode seven of The Leftovers. And like I...
I'm so excited to finish it tonight is all I'm trying to say. Now I'm burping. Well, don't worry. I can't hear it because everyone can hear mine. I think that's all I had to say about the leftovers. Okay. Ashton, what are you a therapist about?
Way to put me on the spot. I know. I can tell you what I'm therapist about. Yeah, please. I have these pre-made meals and I never eat them. And I always fucking end up ordering food. I always end up ordering because I always get this weird craving for something. What was it? I was going to have the chicken teriyaki over like a broccoli rice blend or something. That sounds good. And healthy. And I had Chipotle. Yeah. With disgusting hot honey chicken.
It was so bad. I don't know how to help you with this. This is like a you problem. Well, that's the point of therapist. There's no helping involved. Okay, cool. I'm also pissed that I took a nap because I'm not going to be able to sleep tonight. Well, I'm pissed that I went to bed at 6.30 a.m. How are you alive? I don't know. I also was in the car for five hours today. What did you guys listen to on the way back? We listened to the Maria's.
Did you see the Marias? I saw the Marias. She was everything. Their new song, what is it, Back to You? Oh, Back to Me. Back to Me. So good. Amazing. I just thought she had great stage presence too. Dude, yeah. Did you catch any of Clara? No, I'm pissed. I'm pissed.
Dude. Was she good? I was smoking a cigarette and like, and it wasn't packed and I was just like- Vibing. Vibing and like roaming free and like it was perfect. But then we left a little early and I missed bags, which I'm super upset about. I know. But I also just love-
Clara, you met her at that after party. You were like, I want to introduce you to Clara. I was like, okay. Because I was like, I know how much we both love her. And she was right there. And like, she's just the, she's so fucking awesome. And like the nicest person ever. She's lovely. And like her aura, like, you know, when someone's aura is just like so cool. She's so cool. That's her to me. So you're a therapist that you went to bed at 630 in the morning. Yeah. I'm also a therapist that I missed Clara. Yeah. Therapist that I miss. I feel like there's a few that I miss that I'm therapist about. Who else did you miss? Um,
Well, I missed Beltran and the Yuma. You were really wanting to see Beltran. I was really. But then I met him. Oh, you did. I forgot what you ended up going up to him. No. Someone introduced me to him. Was he nice? Yeah. He has this like really thick accent. Did you see Disco Lines is that I caught like the last 20 minutes? How was it? It was fun. I put Sally on my shoulders. Did you hear Baby Girl?
No, I think I miss Baby Girl. I honestly don't remember. My brain is shot. But his set looked amazing. I was so sad that I missed it. I really wanted to go too. I know. Were you? YouTube-ing. Yeah. Which was great, but I missed Disco Alliance and I'm really upset about it. I also kind of wanted to see The Dare.
Yeah, me too. He has a new song that I really like. What's it called? LCA. It's like lights, camera, action. Ooh. It's kind of cunty. I feel like you'd like it. Also, I would just like to say something I'm not therapist about and therapist about is that you brought me home. You said you were going to bring me home, you're Dutch bros, and you did. And they're still icing it. I know. That's kind of crazy. Because we were two hours away when
And I saw you guys at Dutch Bros and I was like, holy fuck, please get me something. And this is everything I could have wanted. It's my first Dutch Bros. Do you like it? It's good, but I really don't like sweet drinks, so I could only have like three sips. Dutch Bros is very sweet. It is very, very, very sweet. It's literally a milkshake. You know, I've never been to your guys' place in New Jersey. Rook? Never. It is the best coffee in the entire world. I've never been.
Can you just please come to New Jersey? I've also never been to your house. Yeah. I need to come. I need to come and see everything and hang out with TJ and do the whole to-do. What the heck, Noah Beck? You need to come. I need to come. While you were gone, I decided that I think, similar to you and your sister, I think I'm going to start doing day in the lives. Oh my God, you should. Would you find them interesting? I would love a day in my life from you. Really? Yes.
What do you do on your average day? Today was not an average day. Today I woke up. I worked out. Okay, good. You know what? I need to do a day in the life. You do. I worked out. I got home. I got Erewhon for breakfast slash lunch. I had that. I sat down. I watched The Leftovers. I got an IV. Fell asleep. Woke up. Watched more Leftovers. Got Chipotle and I'm now doing this. That sounds lovely. But I think I was explaining to her my week and I think...
I need to do a day in the life. Yeah, you do. Honestly, I would love that. And honestly, it makes me feel like more interesting because I'm always like, oh, I'm just doing things. But then I'm like, wow, I did so much in one day. Right. And then people are like. That's what I am thinking too. When she was just saying like, you should do one. I was like, but I don't do anything. And then I started talking about my day and I was like, even I'm interested in my own day. Yeah.
I was like, maybe I should do this. Maybe I am cool. Like, I think it would make me feel more confident. Yeah. Because, like, if I have, like, a date, maybe I'll – well, hey, this is, like, all goes back. I don't want someone to send me – the person I go on a date with to be, like, you're going on a date and you just did a – you know what I mean? Yeah, but you can just be, like – like, I've had that a few times. Uh-huh. Where I'm just, like, oh, I'm just going out to dinner and then, like, maybe I'll get a clip of the food. But, like, if not, then I just –
Right. What else was I going to say? There was something else I was going to say. And now I forget. Cool. Okay, you ready for the tell me what's wrongs? Sure. I have this friend and I told her last night that I really like this guy, but I was too nervous to make the first move. We both have classes with him and I constantly think about how cute he is. Well, the other day she texted me and was like, OMG, he's so cute. I need to hop on that.
I was so angry because she does this to a lot of guys that I or my friends like and I don't know what to do about it. It's a canon event. The worst kind of friends. Yeah, and it's also such a canon event. It really is. Like, it's just... But I feel like I've learned with age that that is all insecurity. It is. Like, the girls are the people that, like, try to get everyone that you like. That's them just...
Yeah, being insecure. It's like in a similar... No, it's like in a similar sense to how someone's like competitive about school or a job. It's just like another sense of like competitiveness. And like when you're competitive, like... It's not like a real friend. It's not. I'm very competitive in a lot of senses. And like I... But I know that like a lot of it stemmed from my insecurities. Like I wouldn't be so competitive in things if I wasn't so insecure. It's like...
I don't know. Is that a weird take? I feel like that's, like, a proper take. No, that makes a lot of sense. Because if I'm trying to beat someone at something, it's because I'm not secure in, like, my... How I... What I'm doing. You're, like, trying to prove it to yourself. Right? You know what I mean? Like, yeah. So I feel like this girl's very insecure. It's hard, though, because I feel, like, very lucky to have such good friends in my life right now. But, yeah, like...
I feel like that's just not a true friend. Like, if you really, like, cared about your friend, like, you wouldn't do that. Maybe have a conversation with her. Yeah. And, like, see what she has to say. But, like, once again, it's a canon event. It's always worth a conversation, like, anything. I prescribe Girl So Confusing V. Train Lord. Ugh. Yeah. Because, like, girl so confusing. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like, I think that's, like, the perfect song for that. Mm-hmm. Because, like... It's, like, miscommunication and, like...
It's not like... I'm not like excusing this girl's actions. But like if you view it from like a more empathetic standpoint, like I think like sometimes your point gets across better as opposed to like an aggressive standpoint. That is a nice approach. I like that. I don't ever take that approach, but like that's my advice. That's really good advice. No, I never take my own advice, but that is my advice. I like that. I punched my best friend's cheating boyfriend in the face. She...
She's so pissed even though I think I did the right thing. She says it wasn't my place. Am I a bad person? No, you're a great person. Honestly. This sounds like something Alex would do. Absolutely. This sounds like something Alex would do and like for you. That is a good, yeah, for me. She would totally do that for me. And she almost has. I had to like pull her back one time. Really? Yeah. She almost threw a drink in someone's face. And I was like, girl, don't. I love when she does that though.
She's so funny. Like when she did that in QS, my life was changed. She's iconic. Like my life was, she's iconic. My life was fucking changed. I was like, oh,
And she's so funny. I don't know why she... She's like, I don't know why I make you laugh so hard. She makes me hoo-ha. Like, because she's so... I love how you say hoo-ha. Will says it all the time because she's so casual about it. She's like, yeah, I did that. Yeah. And I'm like, what? She's insane. Like, I'm like, what do you mean? No, but I don't think this person's a bad person at all. I think if someone punched my cheating boyfriend...
Maybe I'd be upset in the moment because sometimes you're blinded by love. Yeah. That's a fucking loyal friend. That's a good friend. Those are hard to come by. Yeah. And people do get blinded by their boyfriends even when they're cheating, which is horrible. Have you ever been cheated on? No, I don't think so. Not that I know of. I've never been cheated on either because as we know, never had a boyfriend. I feel like I need a never had a boyfriend counter because I say it at least once an episode. But yeah, I've also never been cheated on. I don't know what I would prescribe for that.
Maybe go watch Alex's content from when she dumped a drink on that guy in Key West because she didn't give a fuck. She gaff. And like it was awesome. Yeah. I'm in a love triangle with my on and off again boyfriend and his friend of five years and his friend who I barely know but who wants me bad. I'm crashing out. I don't know if I can juggle this. I need a prescription bad. Well, do you want the friend? I think they're like...
Indecisive about it I feel like I would prescribe Challengers Ooh I've never seen Challengers But I know that That's what that entails You would like it Really Yeah Is it like a love triangle Yeah They're just like All in love with each other I would also prescribe The Vampire Diaries I was gonna say Vampire Diaries Because like the brothers Yeah What's the other one The Summer I Turned Pretty Yeah I've never seen that either Really Yeah Peyton and Julia Are like They've never been so addicted To a show in their lives Honestly I love it Really Yeah Do you watch Tell Me Lies too Yes
I love Tell Me Lies. I love Lies. I need season three. Now. Is it so wrong that I think Steven's the hottest person on God's green earth? No, I do too. Like everything about him is, oh my God, like I can't handle it. I love a horrible man. Me, more than anything in the world actually.
More than anything in the world. I would prescribe, what is it? Was this the love triangle? Oh, yeah. I would prescribe Challengers, The Vampire Diaries, The Summer I Turned Pretty, anything with a love triangle involved. The Hunger Games. Oh, that's a good one. Love The Hunger Games. Twilight. And like, relate to the protagonist of that movie and you'll feel like a bad bitch. Yeah. I'm talking to a guy from Norway while he is studying here in the US. I fear I'm catching feelings, but he is leaving to go home soon. Is it stupid to keep talking to him?
Honestly, I feel like you should just keep talking until he leaves. I agree. Like, why not? Also an excuse to visit Norway. That's awesome. Yeah. My friend had a broad boyfriend. What was that like? He was like way more in love with her than she was with him. So like she knew she was leaving and she was like, bye. But he was really distraught. Where? What? In Florence? In Copenhagen. So he was German? He was... Denmark? Where the fuck is Copenhagen? I think he's...
He was Dutch. Danish? I'm really stupid, so I really don't... He was... I have a secret tattoo my parents don't know about. They're not against tattoos, but they'll judge me financially. Should I tell them or keep hiding it? They'll judge you financially? Who cares? As long as it was your money, who cares? Yeah. My parents judge me financially all the time. Oh, really? Do yours ever? My mom did start sobbing, though, when I got a tattoo. What? Yeah. How old were you? I was...
18 or 19. And where's your tattoo again? This one. Right, right, right, right, right. Me and Catherine got matching tattoos because we both just wanted it. And I came home and I wasn't going to tell my mom. I was like, whatever, she'll see it when she sees it. I come home immediately, I see her and I go...
And she's like, what? And I'm like, I'm just like making a face. I'm like, nothing, nothing's wrong. She's like, something's wrong. And she goes, what did you do? And I was like, nothing. She goes, you got a tattoo. And I go, how? She goes, I was like, how did you know? And she was like, did you actually? And I was like, yeah. And then she starts sobbing and she was like, at least it's small enough. You can get it lasered off one day, but now she's like, come around to it. And I also got another one. She's always like, you're never getting any more tattoos. And then I get them and she's like, oh,
It's kind of cute. Tattoos are so cool. I just don't think I could ever get one. I think I know. I don't think it suits my like little leprechaun look. I think also you would crash out about it. I would literally be like try to rub it off my skin. That's how Alex is too. She would freak out. She doesn't have a tattoo. No no no. She does not want one. I once tricked my mom that I got a tattoo when I was in fourth grade. Fourth grade.
fourth grade. And she hysterically sobbed. Please don't say you have a tattoo. I was like, Jesus Christ. But I get that I was in fourth grade. Wait, yeah, that's crazy. How did you convince her that you got a tattoo? I was like a truth or dare from my neighbor. They're like, tell your mom. No, no, it wasn't a tattoo. It was my ears pierced. It was my ears pierced. And I said, I got my ears pierced. And she was checking them and was like, oh, like crying. I was like, whoa, was it like that deep? Like my ears pierced. Imagine me with my ears pierced. They're like, there's just certain things I shouldn't do.
You'd be cute with your ears pierced. Girl. Oh, I would prescribe the song Tattoo by Jordan Sparks, which I've done prior. I don't know that song. Do you know Jordan Sparks? Yeah, love. Okay, great. He didn't know Jordan Sparks. Isn't that crazy? That's embarrassing. My boyfriend and I are going to college seven hours away from each other. We've been dating for almost a year and a half. Oh my God, this is perfect for you to give advice on. And I just don't know if I should break up with him or try to make it work.
Okay. So when I was in high school, my boyfriend left for college and we, well, I actually was such a loser. I was like, if you want to go have your college experience, like go have fun. Like, I don't care. I don't think that's such a loser thing to say. Yeah, it was kind of like we'd already been dating for like a year. Wait, he was older than you? Yeah. Got it. How much older? A year. Got it.
So I was like going into my senior year and he was going into his freshman year, but he was like, no, like I want to make this work and all this stuff. So we did long distance and I think it's, it's definitely hard. And I feel like a lot of people do break up like the long distancers when they start college. But I think if you really, really like care about each other and like you genuinely don't care about like other people, I think it's worth it or at least worth trying to
I agree. I feel like from my personal experience of seeing people do this, like, I would break up. Yeah. And just, like, get to experience, like, I don't know, a little bit of college single. I get it. Without the tumultuous back and forth. No, I get that because also now that I'm single in college, it's so much more fun. Right. But I was also, like, so in love that, like, I didn't care about anything else in the entire world. Is that, like, a thing? Like, do you get, like, lovelineness? Oh, yes. Like, I am...
Insane. What does it feel like when you get love blindness? I don't even know. Like you just don't care about anything else. Like I didn't care about anything. Really? Yeah. It's like a drug. Yeah.
It's insane. I want to experience that. I love being in love. Oh, I want to know what it's like. Okay. Well, I'm manifesting it for you. I'm manifesting it for me too. I want to see Jake in love. Me too. Jill, Jake in love. I would prescribe the song to the damn season by Taylor Swift. I've ever heard that song. Oh, it's about high school sweethearts that come back together. Do you know that song? It's literally the best song ever. It's one of my all time favorite Taylor Swift songs. It's about high school lovers that come back to their town during winter break and like, um,
Rekindle. Aw, that's cute. Just like listen to that. Love. You can't relate to this damn season if you don't break up. Me and my roommate are friends with these two people who are in a situationship for the third time in a year. They end things and always get back together. And sometimes we feel like we are doing them a disservice when they ask us about the other and we have to be supportive.
I was always taught to not get involved in other people's relationships. Yeah. So, like... Yeah, I feel like it's hard. As much as, like, you want to help people and, like, give them advice in a relationship, people are only going to listen to what they want to hear. 100%. Love blindness. Yeah. And this person seems like they are deep in that. Yeah. They kind of just have to, like, figure it out on their own, which sucks, but... Maybe I would prescribe...
What? Normal people. No, seriously. Prescribe normal people. I fucking love that show. That show ruined me. Have you ever seen the show One Day? No. Before you watch The Leftovers, you have to watch One Day. Have you seen One Day? That show wrecked my life. So it's basically about these two people and it's 10 episodes. Each episode is the same day a year apart for 10 years.
Oh, okay. So it's like if we had a show and it was today and then a year later on the same exact day, the next episode would be that. Oh, okay. So like so much changes in between each episode. Oh, wait. That's kind of cool. And it's their love story. It's really moving. Wow. Did you hear that, Burt? I heard that one. I'm going to kill myself. What do I do? It's okay. It's not. It's great for the listeners. It's ASMR. Ew. Ew.
Our friend thinks she's in love with this absolutely horrible human being. She literally thinks that she found the one. How do we tell her that she deserves better without us seeming like the bad guys? Help us. Okay. Tell me lies. Tell me lies. Yeah. Yeah. I think tell me lies too. I would say you put it out there and if they don't listen to you, then you've done your service as a friend. You can do the best you can. You can't save someone for themselves. You really can't. And speaking of myself too, if someone sets their eyes on something and they want it, that's it. Yeah. Yeah.
They're not going to give up until they learn themselves. Ashton, that was the last time you was wrong. Wow. I know. Look at us. What did we learn today?
What did we learn today? I learned... It's blank up here. It's really... It's bleak today. Yeah. I've learned that it's the Monday after Coachella. Mm-hmm. And we were still able to do this. I know. I'm proud of us. I'm proud of us, too. I've learned that maybe we're moving to London together. Right. I've learned that maybe we're moving to London together. I've learned that I'm... Well, I've known this, that I'm very excited for your post-grad journey, and that I think you should go on a Europe trip with your friends. Oh, I definitely will. And...
I'll vlog it. Oh, I've learned that you're going to start doing day in my life. Yes, I am going to start doing day in my life. I have to. You have to. Okay, but should I do it like you or should I do it like Alex? Like should I do the voiceover or should I just do that? I think I should do the voiceover.
Yeah, I feel like do you like doing voiceovers? I think my voiceover would be kind of funny. Yeah, I would me though. I honestly started doing them like yours are you've paved the way I started doing them like that because I got too lazy to voice over them There I love your I love your day in my lives. I love how you do them. Thank you It's really just because i'm lazy. I know and I think that's what makes them better Thanks
Okay, Ashton. Well, I love you so much. I love you so much. Thank you so much for having me. Thanks for coming on. It's been a long time coming. I know. I've been waiting for this. Well, we're going to do it again. Okay. And again and again. Cool. I love you. I love you too. Okay. Say bye, pussies. Bye, pussies. I'm like, what camera am I on? This camera. Bye, pussies. I'm like, pussies. Bye, pussies. Love you. Love you.