CHEATING ON MY WIFE! -You Should Know Podcast-
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Now on to the rest of the episode. The You Should Know Podcast. Go, host Cam! Back in the studio! The champ is here! Champ is here! How you doing? Champ! I'm doing great, man. I'm a champion. I'm a champion. You are a champion. You look good. Oh, you do too, buddy. You smell weird. You gotta stop saying that. You do smell strange. You know what I smell like? Dolce & Gabbana.

I don't know why you cover your mouth because it's staying in. You're like, I don't know why you cover your mouth. I smell like a great cologne and y'all keep telling me it smells like my kid. Dude, no, because... That's not true. Yes or no, did you have that cologne before you had a kid? No. Oh, okay.

Now that might change what I'm saying. See, I think y'all smell Malachi. You smell me. I smell like Malachi in this new cologne just like a binder. Okay, yeah. Like olive oil with a C. Was that like a new birth gift? No, no, no. I just bought it because we went to Sephora one day for Liv. And I said, instead of just standing here twiddling my thumbs, I'm going to look at the colognes. And that was after Malachi. Correct. I don't believe that. Because...

I was there whenever you and Liv went to Sephora, and that conversation happened. What conversation? I'm not just going to sit here and twiddle my thumbs. I want to look at the cologne. You were not there when I bought it. Okay. I'm saying all this to say Cam smells like baby powder and like baby formula and yuck mouth. For you to confuse...

Dolce and Gabbana with Similac is strange. No, I'm saying, but it does not smell good. And CJ knows. CJ's a coward. He rides your coattail. You can say the earth sucks and the sky's red. CJ's like, red is...

That's CJ. He goes, dude, that's capital R Red. No, I'm saying, but sometimes I get a whiff of you when you walk past and it immediately brings my happy meter down. Like, I get a little sad and mad. You know what? No, let's bust the can open. Hot take. You don't love me anymore. Let's just get into it. No, that's not true anymore. That's not true. That's not true anymore.

too many more? No, no. I didn't mean to say anymore. That's not true. I do love you. Love is a forever thing with me. Good. Do I like you? Do I like hanging out with you as much as I did? No. Why? Different. No, it's not, bro. It makes me sad. Can I be honest? That makes me sad. Oh, so sorry. Oh my god, you have no soul, no heart. No, I do. You're going to have a long eternity in hell. No, that's so rude. I'm just saying, I can be honest. You

I do love you. Yeah, but that kind of lessens it. If I'm being honest, that lessens it. For you to say loves you for everything, that like degrades it. It is. But does that not take away? Oh, I loved you once. I got to love you forever. Love for me is forever. I want you to actively choose to love me. I am. No, I do. I do. And I fight. I fight to the tooth and nail. I'm like, but I'm still here and I do love you. And you know what? It doesn't matter if I love you. All these YSK fam loves you. Oh, yeah.

Thank you guys. First link in the description, you should know studios.com. Get your tickets to the tour. When you smell me at the tour, at the live shows, I want you to be honest with me. Tell me if I smell like Similac. Will you wear the Dolce & Gabbana? You know what? I will wear it for certain shows. How about this? Certain shows, you will get, and it will be noted that I have on baby cologne. Tell me what you smell. Okay, but please God, I hope it's not a lot of shows because I don't know if I can perform under those conditions.

I don't know if I can be on stage and being like there's an infant next to me. You are literally making it sound like I smell like a nursery. Like that is not the case. Tim, you smell like the goo that came out of Liv's placenta. Wow. Oh my, that triggered me. Like something moved in the back of my throat. Oh, you're not allowed to say that. You're not allowed to say it if you didn't see it. You're not allowed to say it. Dude, that shit was like a yellow cottage cheese on my son's skin. Oh.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. You want to get mad? You know I can't take that. Yeah. Yellow. Okay, stop. Okay, look. Chat. Chat. YSK fam, let me be honest with you guys. I am coming off of sickness right now. He is. I have been ill for the past couple days. Very ill. Liquid booty ill. Right? That type of ill makes you want to just not talk to your loved ones. Dude, it's so bad. That type of ill. You're just, hey, just leave me alone. Dude.

And I'm bad when I'm sick. I am a bad sick. Can we think? Oh, my God. You're like, you can't say anything about it. Peyton, you are. You aren't there for me. Peyton, you are the you when you are sick, you become you are you are the epitome of all the when a man is sick. It's just like you become.

You become a kid. When you are sick, you are a child. Don't close your mouth and look around for no. You are a child when you are sick. Oh, it's crazy when the pot calls the kettle black. Cam, you are ten times worse than me. When you are sick, Cam, it is unbelievable. When you are sick, you get butt naked and use a little spoon to your wife and you snuggle under her bosom. I've seen Liz's bosom move. You have not seen my wife's bosom move.

Move solitary or anything. You've never seen a bosom. And you do not... How would you know I'm naked? Because Liv tells me everything. Liv will call me when you're sick and be like, get your friend. He's being a... I would pay my wife to spoon me while I'm naked. That doesn't happen. Exactly. Cam, and the fact you like grab Ruby and you're like... Oh, no, I did not. What? What?

Hell no. She's my emotional support animal. I don't lick her skin. You're worse than me, bro. Your turn. And you become a dick. You turn it. You go to a CVS and you steal all the over-the-counter medicine. No, I do not. I get over-the-counter medicines. You go, I need steroids. I need antibiotics. Hey, you have a common cold. You have a common cold. I don't have a cold. Take a big shower. Move your body and drink water. It'll be gone. There's nothing you can do about it. Throw up and poop it out.

you're on record saying cj's a human being for not taking care of you because y'all are in the same house while you didn't feel oh that's one thing i've realized this past week is i have nobody like no one like if i swear to god if i didn't pay all y'all wouldn't be here yeah no one took care of me no one checked on me i felt like it no oh my god you said it yourself you said i'm not dying bro because

Oh my God, I'm about to explode. I come up to you giving you hugs, kisses, warmth, and love. And I go just checking on you. Word for word. Put this on something. I'll put it on the Bible. It's not what happened. Oh, you don't want me to finish this then. I want to see you in eternity. I want you in the promised land. This is what happened. No, I can't finish it because he'd go to hell. Cam FaceTimed me. I'm talking about in person. So this is completely different to me. No, because you're mixing in two different conversations. Cam FaceTimed me. And he goes, hey bro, what's up man? You're

You're still in your bed? That's what he said. And then he would go, yeah, I just got two things, work-related. First thing, can you get the verification code for this? And then another thing, live. His wife. This is such a lie. You need to be quiet when I'm speaking. Oh, my God, this is wicked. Live from the back of the house, because Cam locks her back there. She was right next to me. Goes, is that Peyton? Is that Pete?

I go, it's me, Liv. It's me. Because she used to take care of me in college when I was sick. Yeah, because she's a nurturing, amazing woman. And you're not. You're a... Also, when you were 19 and you were a lost soul, you knew nothing. Peace.

And I go, yes, Mama Liv, it's me. She grabs the phone and she goes, how are you doing? Are you okay? And me, she checked on me. She asked. And I did say, I'm not dying, Liv. I'm good, is what I said. And then she goes, okay, fuck you then. And then we laugh and have a good time. Yeah.

You call me again. Hey, bro. It's this thing with work. Did you get this and that? I go, yeah, let me check my phone. I check it. You were croaking? And then Liv goes, oh, is that P?

And I go, yep. She goes, oh, do you want to see your nephew to make you feel better? And I said, yep. And I talked to my nephew. What part of that were you involved in other than calling me? That was one of the multiple times. That was two instances. That was two. Okay. That was one night. Two instances. I've been sick for three days. Exactly. Exactly.

I haven't said anything any other day to you. I have physically, I touched you yesterday and tried to rub your back and you said, get off of me. I'm not dying. You're being weird and extra white. I don't know. That's what you said. That is word for word. That does not sound like something that happened or that was said. Oh my God. Oh my God. Anyone with a spine over here? We want to stand up to the royal one.

Of course you do, you rat. Thank you. And something else happened, right? Not only have I been sick, bedridden with an IV, with a rat downstairs that didn't even check if I woke up. I didn't leave my room until 3 p.m. and he didn't even check. I don't want to hear your voice. And so I was in my bed, right? 3 p.m. Owie! We're making those noises.

The only thing I had to my name was Netflix. Only thing I had to entertain me was Netflix. Oh, that's a good show. All of a sudden, TV goes black. Phone, not charging anymore. Thermostat, black. Our power goes out. And I'm sick, right? I was like, there is no way this is happening.

There's no way. It instantly gets 10 degrees hotter in the house. I'm taking off the fan. I'm butt naked. My balls are out. I'm looking like a new puppy. It's horrible. And so I'm thinking, what I need to do right now is take a hot shower. Just steam it out. Steam it out. I go turn on the shower. It's going. It's going. That's good. I'm standing outside my bathroom, just waiting. Butt naked. Right? I wait like four minutes. Jesus. Crazy. Why? Why?

I was like, I need this to be boiling. I need this to be boiling. I go to the shower. I put my arm in there to feel the heat. Frozen cold. I didn't realize...

You have to have power to have a hot shower. Oh, my God. You don't, but you do. I do. Yes. Can't. Holy shit. And then I'm like, okay, my car is in the garage, right? I need to go out. I'm going to go get some Pedialyte, some soup. Oh, my God. I get into my car, right? I muster up and crawl down the stairs. Oh, my God.

I could not get out of my house. I was locked in my house. That is wild. Being sick. I didn't realize how many things you can't do without power. There's got to be. Okay, hold on. First off, your garage, there should definitely be some sort of safety mechanism where you can open it. Yes, yes. We flicked the latch and we pulled it with our bare hands like we're in a Pendergrady award. Yeah, I was about to say, there's no way you should be locked in your house if the water goes out. God, that sucks. I did not think about your water. It's the worst thing ever.

Did you take the freezing shower? Hell no. I was stinking. That probably would have been good. No, stinking. That's when we went to go meet y'all at the mall. Yeah. Right? And so I was stinking. I had like two days of sick on me, right? And so I was in the car with CJ because CJ rode with me. I was in the car. We were waiting on you to pull up to the mall. And I was going like this and I was scratching my webbing. CJ literally goes, what the fuck?

And I go, what? And he goes, oh my God. He goes, I can smell your crotch when you scratch it. Peyton, there's just something you could do. Something. I couldn't bathe. Wash rag. Some soap. Cold on the nuts? Yes.

You should have took a cold shower. I don't believe in cold showers. I think people that do that are trying to be somebody. They're not. Okay. Majority of people, yes. But an actual cold shower, I do the cheating version. I take a whole hot shower and at the very end it turns cold. I put my head under. I'm going to go extreme with this. People that cold shower are the same people to put eucalyptus on their shower head. Like burning. How about that? Like you're not a better person and you're not going to have a better life because of that. They take a fix. They go. You know what I mean? And I'm not going to lie.

If you're not getting paid to be an athlete, you shouldn't have a cold plunge in your house. Let's put that out there. Can I say that? I'm going to be completely honest. You have too much money. Too much money, too much free time, not enough hobbies. You shouldn't be cold plunging. And I'll give it to you. You have a cold plunge in your house, right? No, not really. But you don't use it. Yeah, I put it up, used it one time, put it back. And it was a gift to you. But people that cold plunge or take cold showers...

Why? Yeah, like don't give me the amount of health benefits. It's unbelievable. You're not even going to recognize yourself after two weeks. Yeah, yeah. It's like I've seen people go online and harp and like love these cold plunges and then go hit a great blow pop geek bar. Yeah, 20 minutes after. Dude, my cold plunge was unbelievable tonight.

And I'm like, oh, well, there we go. Yeah, I'm like, oh, you're going to have a real healthy life. You're super healthy. Yeah. Okay, speaking of health, though. Yeah. Okay, another thing that I fell victim to consumer marketing to just wanting to be like the rest of the people, detoxes, right?

Detox. You're on drugs? No, no, no. What? Isn't that what a detox is? You're on drugs. You need a detox? No. Remember our teammates in school before the drug test? They would go get a detox from GNC? Yeah, but that was to cleanse the weed from their system. Oh, that's not what you were doing. A detox is just for anything. Like, it detoxes your body. Oh, right. What do you have in there that you don't want? A lot of things. Chemicals, toxins, fat. That's a lot of that.

But it was for an overall... Oh my God, so much? Okay. So we're in Kroger. We're grocery shopping. And Kroger, our Kroger at least, has a section of like the kombuchas, the naked smoothies. Right. That little section. Excuse me. They have these little shots, detox shots. And it's all different. Like one said liver. One said overall detox. One said health and wellness, vitality, all these things. And I go, man, it was like three and a half dollars. And I go...

I'm going to do that. I'm going to be healthy today. You not, Peyton. I grab that, get the groceries, we go home. Put the groceries up, I go, time to take the shot. I take this detox shot, which I'm fine if things taste bad if it's small amounts. If it's a shot, it could taste awful, I can drink it. I take this. It tastes amazing. I go, oh my God.

That's fantastic. From me turning, you know my house, from turning from my fridge to my trash can, I literally went, my whole shit was moving. I said, oh. Yes. I grabbed my counter. I went, oh my God. Yeah. And I said, no, what's going on? My shit was like, it was moving. I go straight to the toilet. Take a mask. This was like, it had to have been placebo. Way too good to be true. I take a massive.

And I go, oh my God. Sorry, that was a bit graphic, but huge poop. Take the poop, get up, wash my hands. I now have two lesions on the inside of my mouth. I literally have one up here and like a cyst at the bottom. Oh, that's not good. This is within five minutes of taking this detox. What the hell? And I went, I was like, oh my God. There was like a white head down here. Oh my God. You think I'm kidding? No, I don't want to see it. I believe you. I still have the one on the side. I believe you. I believe you.

All within five minutes of taking this. And I was like, I'm never getting that again. Did you read if it was FDA approved? I don't know. I mean, there's so many in Kroger. I could. Yeah, I mean. But what were you taking it for? Like, Junior, were you feeling bad? Just a detox. Because everyone said. I think you're starting to get too much time on your hands. You and Liv. No, I'm not. Yeah, y'all do it. That's what I want more of. No, but y'all are starting to get into weird territories. How? Like detox? It's good to detox. I'm going to come over and y'all are going to start.

pouring on y'all's foreheads at night and I'm gonna be like I don't want this like I don't want this around Malachi like my nephew is that culturally appropriate what are you dropping

Well, isn't that like some of the holistic people that drop stuff on their heads? Oh, okay, okay, okay. No, no, I was like... Bing, bing, the little oils. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. No, shot. What if you walked into my house and I said, take your shoes off real quick. And you put them down and there was a robot that was like a sanitizing spray from head to toe. I'd walk out. First of all, first of all, if you...

If you ask me to take my shoes off your house, I'm not doing it. Your house is disgusting. Do you see? There's... It is a fact. Time the hell out. Wait, we're going to cut to... Oh, my God. We're going to cut to where all of us are on the camera. Yes or no, does Cam's house have mites, middles, and mumps? One, two, three. Yes. Thank you. Cam, your house... People leave your house with...

Itches and rashes. You have done that twice. Yes, and Ryan. CJ has done that once. Ryan. And that is from my dog. Yes, recently. Not whenever she had rabies or whatever it was. She didn't have rabies. That is not real. No, not that time. Not that time. It was recently. Whenever Ryan came over this last time, Malachi was existing. No, it was not. Y'all did not have mites, mizzles, and mumps. That's the thing. You can't tell us. First off, for you to call my house disgusting. My house is cleaner than yours. Disgusting.

Your house is cleaner than mine. Yes, I have a cleaner that comes to my house. You don't. Also, when am I getting the next cleaning? Or is a gift over? It ends this month. This is your fifth and final. And that same woman comes to my house now as well. Okay. But your house... Peyton, you had a pile of human hair...

in your kitchen for two weeks straight and you want to talk to me about a dirty house because my dog might brought in a little flea. You had human hair. I would much rather have my human hair on my kitchen floor than a... You're absolutely kidding. Okay. You have buffalo chicken wraps out of the plastic sitting on your desk for weeks at a time. Okay. Okay.

If anybody should be mad about the hair that's in my kitchen floor, it's CJ because a hair got lodged in his foot. And then I had to use tweezers to pick it out of his flesh. Okay, but I would much rather have a hair foot than literally have mycobionisms. Oh, my God. Is that a word? No, microfionisms. Eh.

Micro-poison? Microlobs? I'd rather have little f***ing critters. I'd rather have hair than little f***ing critters. Scrolling up in my ears is making me feel naughty. I know neither one of them have a nutsack, so they bind to whatever you say, but I feel objectively my house is cleaner than yours. Okay, other than I had a little hair on my kitchen floor. There's not a time, I've been to your house where there's not crumbs on your couch. No matter when the cleaning woman came, no matter, she could have came that day. I'm sitting on your thing?

That's ramen noodle. That's a Dorito. Like, there's always crumbs on your couch. Your home office has more clothes in it than your closet does. Because you just go... Those are my streaming clothes. You just throw them in a pot. Those are my streaming clothes. You have a bucket of popcorn. You have a bucket of popcorn in your office. From a movie that you went to, to a movie theater...

months ago. That's a relic. No, it is not. That's an antique. The bucket could be. The bucket could be. Get rid of the cords. I didn't just go see Inside Out 3 and with that bucket. That was important because we had our live show.

Right? We had our live show. We went on a full tour. I understand. We filmed it. I understand. And then we rented out a movie theater and all the fans came and that was the first time we've ever been in a movie theater. It was fantastic. So I took the bucket of popcorn home and it's a souvenir. Throw the f***ing corn away. Throw the corn away. It started to stink. No, no. It's really not. Okay, you know what? This is done. What about garages? What about garages? Literally more clutter.

What about garages? What about garages? You have orange juice that looks like poison in your garage. Oh, sorry. Absolute poison. Sorry that I'm a good host and I hosted my friends and bought thousands of dollars of alcohol. Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! I hope they see this. It was all off your dime, right? You got all of it? Me and Red Bull. Okay, there we go. There we go. And Red Bull. And I have ungrateful friends. That bitch didn't care and the other bitch was crying about her boyfriend and like...

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All that mess. Dude, I want to get sculpted and just every day just pull up to your house and rip my shirt off. I want to rip my shirt off. I'd love that. You know, I might do that. I might do it. No, I'm not because then I succumb to your standards. You succumbed to my standards a couple times. You know what I mean? I succumbed to yours.

How we doing? Good morning to you. Coffee is hot and the bacon is ready. Here we go. Right? Okay, so I'm... I think I project all these thick jokes on you. Yeah! Because I'm starting... I'm in your same ballpark now. Right? Peta got a little thick. Bro, and first off, I don't think you did. I got a little thick. No, you didn't. I did get a little thick. This is what happened, alright? I got sick. Alright? Naturally, when you get sick, where do you go? Doctor. To the doctor, right? Yeah.

My whole life, my adult life, I've been like 6'6 to 6'7, right? I've been this height, right? Yes. And I've worked out. I've been an athlete. Like I've tried to put on mass basically my entire life. I could never break like 210. Yeah. The last time I weighed myself, I was like 215, right? Like steadily 215.

Right? So I'm thinking that's what I am. Yeah. I go into the doctor, right? Come with me, Peyton Harden. Say, thank you. Coming. They don't even, they don't even check my height because it goes past the thing. They're like, how tall are you? I'm like six, seven. They're like, bet. So I step up on the scale. I step up on the scale. And when I step on the scale, the makes a noise I haven't heard before. The other times I stepped on it. I said, hold on. I said, maybe my equilibrium off. Hold on. Let me check. Take my shoes off. I step on it.

I look at the digital meter to the left. I said I could never break 210. I was like 232, Cameron. Bro, that's first, that's not bad. That's not bad. It's not bad. But seeing a 22-pound increase...

Unexpectedly. And whenever you've already been a little self-conscious in the mirror, when you see a little side profile. See, that's the part I don't agree with. You might be 232, but do you genuinely look that different? I look a little thick. Dude, there was a whole fat compilation of me on TikTok. And it looked better. Only right here. That's where it's at. No. And so I texted my dad. Oh, God. I texted my dad. I said, I just went to the doctor. Guess how much I weigh? He said, me and mom said 214.

I said, nah, 230. I'm big now. Put this. Put that emoji. Oh, God. Put the arm flexing emoji. This is my father. The man responsible for my life. He goes, you didn't get swole. Your a** got swollen. Wow. I didn't even know he had that in his repertoire. I didn't even know he had that in his six-shooter. I literally was like...

I've been texting him back. You didn't get swollen. You got swollen from almost 60-year-old Marcus. Yeah. That's the greatest thing that I've ever heard him say. It is. It honestly hurt. What a dog. And my family's not healthy with my mental health. Growing up, they were all great. I had such a great upbringing, but as an adult, they were just like,

Peyton now. They're just trying- no, they're doing the same thing that I've been trying. They're trying to take your face and just rub it in some dirt. No, you got yourself. No, because we're here for you, but you need to do yourself first. No, because I went to this athleisure store, right, with my mom in Preston, right, and I was looking at shirts, and I know my size. I know my size, mom. And I held up this shirt. It was a large. She goes, mm-mm, go get an X-Dose. You got a little tummy on you now. I said, really?

I know. I swear to God, the other day I put on one of my old Gymshark shirts. I looked down and there was a straight gut. I literally said, getting rid of this. I said, not wearing this. Okay. I literally took it off, threw it right in my trash can. And that brings me to my first question of the pod. Oh, God. This might be a debate. I'm not trying to take it there. Or it might be a genuine conversation. Because I am getting fat.

I've been looking at a bunch of weight loss stuff. Like, how do I lose fat? Right? I have a question, right? When you lose fat, where the f*** does it go? It's, what do you mean? Like, am I f***ing out? Oh, you're talking about the actual fat. Like, so, you know, like, you have fat on your body, right? Yeah. You're fat, right? You're fat. Yeah, I get it. I'm like, stop. You're fat, right? So, say I'm fat right now, right? I'm a little thicker than I like.

I want to go burn fat. I want to lose fat. I want to lose weight. Where is it going? If I go work out and I eat cleaner, where's the fat I have? It releases through your body. Burns. I'm trapped in my own body. Where is it going? There's toxins. They remove via sweat, via piss, via poop. Okay, so you're saying I don't have to work out. I just have to poop and pee a lot. No. That's not how that works. Your regular poop and pee is poop and pee. But when you're burning, you have to burn the fat.

You're not answering my question. I don't want you to go science mode and nutrition and make me go night-night sleep-sleep. When I have fat, burn fat, fat joins poop-pee, poop-pee leave body. So, skinny person. So, I have fat sitting on my muscles, right? Yes.

If I run a lot, it will go. Where is it going? Out via sweat, pee, poop. So if I sit in the sauna and I pee and poop all day, then I'll just be not fat anymore then, right? That's not true. Then how are you saying it's all the same? You're saying that's how it comes out, so why can't I just pee, poop, and sweat then? Because you have to burn the fat. You have to be in a caloric deficit. Here goes nutrition. You have to eat less or you have to move your body. You need to be losing more calories than putting in food.

I get how to lose. I'm not asking you how do I. I'm not asking you for nutrition. I'm saying where does it go? Take a detox. If you took a detox and you peed and pooped and pooped and peed, you're going to lose weight. So like barely. You're going to lose incremental weight. How many times are you going to repeat the same thing? I'm saying. But the fat has to be earned and burned off because your body keeps fat to protect you. Right. So you have to burn it via exercise, walking, losing calories, fasting, food. And then where does it go?

into the poop and pee. But your regular poop and pee is not going to be included with fat. The fat's not going to go in there unless something has caused the fat to go. I don't think that's true.

I don't think that's true. Then where do you think it goes? You think, what do you think? It's a ghost? Ghost through your skin? Well, that's kind of why I asked the question. Because I was like, is it just floating out? Like, if I'm like, that's what I'm saying. Like, I don't know where it's going. Is it just floating? Like, you know what I mean? Like, or am I like evaporating? Or is it like, well, like, is it coming out of my, I don't. Yeah. Like in my hair now? No. Like, I don't know. Sweat, pee, poop. Sweat, pee, poop. Okay, so I cry a lot. Yes. That's not fat. So if I was even more sad. There's no fat in your tears. No.

There's no fat in your teeth. How do you know that? Because that's not how it works. I don't think you're the person to ask. I don't think you're the person to ask because Pierce looks very disappointed in you. Pierce does not know. Think about it. If you burn a piece of paper, where does the paper go? Oh, I'm going to actually say that. Fuck you. I'm taking that. Right. If you burn a piece of paper, right? Yes. Where does the paper go? It's gone. It turns into smoke.

Am I smoking out my body? Okay, so let's take... Am I a human chimney? Let's say you had a glass cylinder that this magical paper experiment was encased in. That was where the words came in. You see how it happened right there? Is the smoke going to be in there or is it just gone?

It's gonna stay in the glass. So am I just floating fat smoke? The glass is your body, but our glass is not glass. There's pores. Our glass. Our glass. It's pores. You sweat it out. So I'm smoking. You poop it, pee it out. Yes, you're smoking. You're smoking hot. You're smoking hot. I think I like how you try to explain things with such vigor, and it's so like, you can't say it, and Mary, you either.

It's because, God, you... But I think it's so crazy. You get so frustrated and then explain things so poorly. Because it's you. It's you. You know we don't lick your lips. It's you. Because you argue the semantics and you don't let me explain it. You go, that's not what I'm saying.

No, because you're like, you have to get to caloric deficit, eat vegetables and noodles. I'm not trying to hear that. I'm saying, where does the fat go? And then you shut the hell up when I'm speaking. You shut the hell up. You want to kiss me in my mouth? You want to kiss my ear? You know what I like my ear being played with. You know the lower back. You have the back of your calf getting stroked too while you're naked. Your room's extra hot. You like when I flick your tailbone. Oh my God, my tailbone loves a good flicking. You know what I mean? Anyway.

Uh, it's you, bro. You're the one that does that to me. You get me all hot and flustered. Yeah, so break something. You said what? So break something? I'm losing it. Oh my god! So break something! No, but it is you. Okay. Okay, I saw this thing. I need your advice. Not, oh god, no. Not advice. Not advice. I'm a good advisor. I need your opinion. Oh no, but once I get there, you won't want to... Okay. You don't... I hope you don't have personal...

experience with this oh god i saw a tiktok and i you know i saw a tiktok it's this guy he's up close in the camera he goes what's up for lifers it's dominico rodriguez back at it again from swingers club okay oh my god just let me now let me get there so there's a club right that of the nature that i just said i know they operate on a traffic light system explain that to me you heard me right

When I was confused, I was confused. The club operates on a traffic light system inside the club. So, Swingers Club. Yeah. Show up with your metamuseu. Swingers Club is basically a club where you intertwine your relationship with other relationships. You show up, men and women show up together. They're talking to different men and women. So, what do you mean they're in a...

A traffic light system. I need you to brace yourself. I've been around some traffic lights. I want to go to a club. The whole club turns green. You're good to go. Nice. Whole club turns yellow. It's almost about that time. And when the whole club turns red...

It means stop where you're doing. Stop where you're at. They literally said that. They said there's ambient lights. Right. Green. Good to mingle. Right. Sixth grade social. Yeah. Yellow. Hey, we like where we're going. I like that. It might not be, you know, you're getting there. And then red is absolutely not stop. Who's controlling the lights? Whoever is emceeing the night. But what if you are loving your interaction and I'm hating mine? Right. Why do I have to be just be a green on go?

Why can't I be like, oh, it's my own light. Green, yellow, red, pie. Whoa, okay, first of all, I think you have the freedom of choice. I don't think you're bounded by these lights. The way this guy Dominic was talking, he was pretty convincing. He said, we run a tight schedule here. It is green, yellow, or red. No, I think if you wanted to end it, you could end it, and you'd be like, I don't enjoy this person. Am I running a red at that point? You can't. I could definitely see.

If I'm trying to get out of there and go to the next one, am I running a red light? Yeah, 100%. That's against the law. $5 ticket infraction. Yeah. You pulled over. I'm not trying to get a misdemeanor. I could definitely see you going to a swingers club. Don't you say that about my wife. No, you going. No, don't you say that about my wife. We are one. We are in a covenant. I don't think that's a bad thing. I think that's pretty cool. I don't. It's not a personal preference, but no, I love Liv. I love Liv enough to get on a knee and propose and then marry her. She's my woman. No one else. I've been asked.

I've been asked to enter some relationships. And I'm just... Proceed? Oh, it's by them. It's by them. What? What?

100%. There's a Y. I want you to stand ten toes. No, it's not a YSK group chat saying this. It's people that are fans of YSK that have asked me. In a relationship that have physically asked you to destroy. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, no. Oh, yeah. Oh, no. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, Kool-Aid. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay. Oh, no. No, it's sick work. I couldn't do it. What is the. How does that work?

how are they you know that chair that you know but how are they approaching you you know that oh hey this is via like a damn it's a cold email hey to whom this may concern i got a relationship eight years you in it yeah got eight year relationship trying to spice things up this is my wife joanne this is my husband tim no help no you

The man was DMing you. The man DMed you and said, do you want to spice it up? It's my wife, Joanne. Yeah, that happens. I want you to drive down to Clearwater and pipe her clean. What Clearwater? I don't know. That's what you're telling me? Hey, come up to Boston and f*** your chops off. Are you kidding me? It's 100% been asked. Very commonly, actually. Dude, I might... I actually might slowly be like...

Getting on the outskirts of society? Because you seem oh so calm. You seem like you can just straight hand it right here. You're not a part of society at all anymore. You don't know what's going on. That's not true. Cam literally asked me if the WWE...

FIRED THE ROCK! Okay, I got clickbaited. I got clickbaited. Like, he's not a part of society. I got clickbaited. What if I was like, I was just ragebaiting you. I knew that the whole time. No, I got clickbaited. Yeah, I know it's bad. Because it was, it honestly was, in fairness, that was a stupid question. I'm not going to defend that. That was bad. Right. But it was the same day they released, like,

15 people. I know. And it was a convincing headline. It was very convincing. After he won it, he asked for full creative control for the next season. If you get a verification badge, if you get a verification badge, and you buy people to like your tweet, Cam will believe it. Cam Kennedy, 27 years old. Cam will be like, go! I start checking my own phone. Like I psych myself into it. The You Should Know Podcast.

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Speaking of social media, nothing to do with me getting clickbaited beyond the Outskirts Society. I genuinely believe it's getting wicked, bro. Social media is getting crazy. With AI and everything, it's getting bad now. I opened my phone. This is off the wake-up. I opened my eyes, took care of my son, grabbed my phone. I opened my phone. The first reel I see is...

I don't even know what is being talked about, but the first words go, you can keep your kids. Someone has to be unalived. That's all the guy said. So I immediately went, yeah, I said, nope, none of that. Yeah. Next one. The next video. And I'm going to say this in the most PG way I can say the next video is Donald Duck with Steve. And when I tell you dog, what the.

What is this world coming to, bro? How am I supposed to start my Wednesday? How am I supposed to start my Wednesday? With seeing, you can keep your kids, someone's gotta be on a live. And then I go to the next one. You know what I think that speaks to more? Oh, it has nothing to do with my For You page. It's your For You page. No, it is not. We can open up mine, and mine's very curated to what I look at. Mine's very curated. This was Instagram. Exactly. I never get on Instagram Reels.

I never get on reels. You know that. I always go on TikTok. That's not true. That is not true. That is not true. You have sent me reels before. Randomly. Oh, God. That's last night. Yeah. This is the same thing. I think Cam is one of the most habitual liars I've ever met. No. I think so. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Hell no. I think it's a disease. It is rotting your brain. You are a liar. And I think you're fighting it, but you know it. You are a liar. Hell no. Sometimes I never get on reels. I never get on reels.

You said your rule last night. If you want me to be technical, have I ever touched Instagram and went to Reels? Of course. Do I get on it daily? Absolutely not. I didn't say daily. You're changing it a lot. You're hitting a CJ man. For me, I never get on Reels. I get on TikTok every single day. You're right.

I don't get on Instagram reels. You do get on Instagram reels. Okay. You sent him an Instagram reel last night. Yes, I did. So you get on Instagram reels. Yes, I get on Instagram reels. I'm saying, I think that speaks to your algorithms. You're a sick, weird algorithm guy. That's not my algorithm. My algorithm looks like a Brazil nightclub. That's what my algorithms look like.

and a little bit of, and some watches. You know, that's not cool. And I look at it, and I look at it, and I say, that makes sense. Thank you, Jeff Bezos, or whoever's in charge of Instagram. Matter of fact, you know that's not, that's Amazon. You know my, you know my algorithm. What is it? Say it. Go for it, say it. Oh, it's Naked Men. Exactly. Yeah. So why am I getting Stephen Hawking and Donald Duck? No, no, because, no, because, no, because, no, because we both, as soon as we both got the YSK pod Twitter, yo,

I got off for a little bit. I get back on it. I was seeing the wildest videos. I see the wildest videos on there too. 50-50 videos. I was like, am I back in middle school? No. And it was because he got the lockets. He's a sick weirdo. I'm telling you, he's got hard drives we don't know about. No, I did not. No, I did not. I see those same videos and I go, what the hell is he watching?

And I think it's up there and we both try to leave. No, I don't even scroll on there though. I don't scroll on it. I will pop up on that front page. I'm like, what is this? My thing, which I don't even realize, sometimes when I get a Twitter notification, I'll click it and it goes to the pod page. So now I'm just scrolling on the pod page. I'm like, God, that's a lot of wrestling. That's a lot of WWE. And then I just go, oh my God, I'm not on mine. So I go back over.

I don't even realize I'm on that stuff. Did you see? Whenever he's on the YSK pod page, after I'm on it, what does he see? Wrestling. Whenever I'm on it, after he's on it, what do I see? That's not true. That is not true. No, Twitter, dude. Elon took over Twitter and that thing went. AI is crazy. You're trying to get real. No, I'm saying that thing went wild. AI is crazy. It is scary good. I opened up my TikTok today. Guess what I saw?

This couch. Yeah, I saw it too. That t-shirt. That couch and that t-shirt. And us as babies. As babies. And I said... It scared the piss out of me. It's not like it was sent to me. I'm sure I got tagged in it or whatever. Whatever.

But I was just on my For You page. Swear to God. One scroll. One eye open. Two scrolls. Second eye half open. Third scroll. What the fuck? Literally. They made me some fat kid. Like, I don't know why they made me like that. You were a chunky baby. Dude, my baby kind of didn't look like me. It kind of did. No, yours looked more like you. Yeah, 100%. You were not the right shade. You were very chunky. You looked like Lil Preston. And your shirt had a baby Cena on it. That was going like this. You had a baby John Cena going. Wait, are they going to AI this right now?

Are we the babies? Are we babies right now? We're baby form. Let me hit my, so I can see myself as a baby later. Dude, this is crazy. Where did that come from though? I don't know. Because that's been going around. There's like multiple of those. Well, the first thing I saw was a baby and a dog is us. Yes. And that got like 7 million views on TikTok. And that's strange. And then I see today the babies. Double babies. But they got the set. The thing I'm excited about is they got the set. It's so cool. Oh yeah. But that's the scary part. Yeah. Yeah.

Like, genuinely think about that. Everything's the exact same. They've removed us from the film. Like, removed us. There's no weird shadow. There's no bad Photoshop. And now it's a baby in our place with our voice, mouth matching perfectly, with our clothes shrunk to baby size. Your clothes were moving. They got my hat and everything. And there's not a single bad stroke, not a single mis-shadowing, nothing. There's going to be a problem in the future with this. Like, near future. No, very future.

Very near. Because how fast is advancing? It's... Okay, the Nuggets beat Thunder, right? You're right. I'm going through. It's sports on my Twitter. I click one of them. It's literally Nicole Yoke. And she goes, yeah, Shea Gildress Alexander's just mad. I put my big nut sack on his back and I dog wash their whole team. And I go, oh my God. Yeah. And then...

like a drive-by perspective, someone, because it's his voice. It's his voice on his mouth. Yeah. You really have to like look in and then you can kind of see the mouth is different. Yeah. But it's, it is, it's Jokic saying that. And I'm like, we're going to have some problems here soon. Yeah. Bro, people are going to make shit of people of power, a politician. Oh, it's already done. 100%. People's favorite actors and athletes saying shit.

I'm surprised there's no legislation on AI yet. There should be. There is going to have to be. 100%. Genuinely. And you know who I'm afraid of the most? Oh, God. Our parents. That generation. Oh, yeah, they're cooked with AI. They don't know what's going on. Bro. It's like I saw Will Smith eating spaghetti with eyeballs in it. Yeah, that's some bitch Elvis Presley. He was right there.

Like, I knew he was alive. I knew it. Like, it's, bro, I'd feel bad for them. My mom still to this day, first off, love you, Lisa. My mom to this day, she goes, Peyton just DM'd me on Instagram. Me knowing you, I go, no, he didn't. I go, there's no shot. She goes, yeah, he did. I go, what's the name? She goes,

Peyton was about four N's dot YSK dot four L dot fan. And I go, I go, you're shitting me. She goes, that's, that's Peyton. That's his picture. And I was like,

Because it's your mom. And I was like, oh, yeah. And I word for it. I go, so mom, if I took a picture of you and I went and started a Facebook and said, my name is Gail Joyce and I put your picture. Am I just you now? Yeah. Do you understand how easy that is? Screenshot. Now I'm you. She goes, oh, oh, okay. And I go,

I'm sorry, mom. I'm just, I'm trying to protect you and you just don't know. You're so vulnerable, so gullible. She was like, I just really swore it was him. But I did, he did add me as a friend the other day on Twitter. And I go,

Let me see the Twitter. It wasn't you again. I didn't know Lisa had a Twitter. You know what you need to do is go read the DMs. What if they're DMing? What if she thinks she's texting me? That's what I'm afraid of. She'll be like, oh, you can come by the house tonight. What's the address? I forgot. Then I go, my mom's hostage. Her hands are bound. I'm glad you went that way with that. I thought he was going to go super south with this. Oh, no. Okay. I'm saying you normally go, no, no. Dusty's back. Is she messaging a time traveler?

Dusty's back! Got a samurai sword! Oh my god dude, she's gonna lose it when she sees this. She- you're gonna lose it when you see this mom. Oh my god. I'm sorry Lee, I shouldn't make Dusty jokes, I'm sorry. Oh my god. What, Dusty's back? No, I'm saying AI. If somebody AI'd Dusty and they made him bark, and my mom was like, "Where's my boy?" And then it was like this, it was like a dog barking, it was like, "AHH!" And it was just like, some sick

Then my mom starts crying. You see, you're sick because people are going to do that to your mom now. No, you better not. And I think, oh, because that was stressful. You better freak it out. I'm going to be like, who's this guy? No, I think my love language is roasting. I think that's what it is. Like, I love, I think my love language is roasting. Are you? Yours is degrading. I make a joke. You have a degradation kink. No, I don't. Never heard that. Every time I'm like, what's up, bitch? You go, ah, ah, ah.

You go, get the f*** out of me, you stinky white boy. I'm like, oh my god. Oh, f***. It's funny.

So how are you this whole time? I roast and I pick on and I make fun of. Huge difference. And don't you, oh my God. I have a spine. Because I'm funnier than you. No, big. My roasts are better than you. Hell no. No, you have fantastic roasts. I'll be the first to give you that. Am I the quick? First, very quick. And they dig deep and they hurt. You've got, you have progressed every year. It's amazing to watch. Thank you. It is unbelievable. Thank you. But. It's the drugs. I'm tired.

Oh, God, you got a hipstick of water. And I'm just like, oh. No, but I'm saying day-to-day life. Interactions in and out through doors. If I make fun of someone, it is an actual crack either at the person, at what they're wearing, at what they just said. It's a joke about them. You will literally say, stop talking, calm up,

That's not a joke! Yes it is! You didn't say, "Oh, look at that jacket!" You said, "Oh, you came in here pouting like a ." You just go, "Hey, shut up ." That's the difference between us. Okay, I will make a joke at the person. You have a degradation. But the way... But it's a joke. Oh, a little bit. But a little bit. Mine's joking like... You'll be like, "Payton, how..." There's no joke! "Payton, how was your day?" I'll be like, "Shut the up." Like, that's obviously a joke.

I'll be like, or you say, have a good day. I'll be like, don't ever tell me what to do. Exactly. That's a funny joke. No, that is not. It's an inappropriate response. CJ, shut the f*** up. Thank you, CJ. CJ goes, oh. CJ will literally knock on my door and be like, Pinky, make fun of me. I'll be like, what? He goes, please tell me how bad I am. Tell me I suck. And then I'll say, you're stupid. All I hear is, oh. He goes, not entertaining. The You Should Know Podcast.

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I do, we were talking about AIs and technology and phone. Man. I want to know if anybody else experiences this. Oh God. Yes or no, randomly through the day, do you feel your phone buzz in your pocket? Dude. And then you check your phone.

And there's no notification? Oh my, the phantom buzz. You have a name for it? The phantom buzz. That's a name? It is a phantom buzzing. So I'm not alone. Oh, you are so joined in arms. You have brothers and sisters across the world. Brother, it has gotten to a point where it's like, oh, it's bad. I would be able to put my life savings that my phone rang in my pocket, dog. That's what, bro, we need, we need, no one...

On the iPhone 17 or 18, they need to take away vibrate. Your phone is either dead silent or it rings. There's no physical stuff. Dead silent or rings because that is messing with people, bro. Who do you think that is? Bro, it's the addiction. We're all addicted. See, I don't take accountability well. You should. I don't take accountability well in my life. Oh, no, you don't. I do really well. But I'm not taking accountability for this. It's the higher ups. No, it's not. Yes, it is. No, it's not. I'm not addicted to my phone.

Yes, you are. No, I'm not. Yes, you are. What's the screen time limit of addiction? Of a person? How high does your screen time have to be to say you're addicted to your phone? I'd probably say over 8 hours. Okay, well, I'm just above it. I'm 8.58. 8.58 of what? Today? Well, I'm 22% down from last week. Daily average is 8 hours and 58 minutes. 9 hours? Yes.

So that's good. So I'm not addicted to my phone. No, that literally means you're addicted. You said, what's the third? So I said above eight and you're at nine. So you are addicted. You're addicted with an hour to spare. Okay. But this is what I'm thinking, right? Think that if you're not using your phone long enough, Apple knows. The phone knows. So they buzz it because they want you to pick it up. So I am not crazy to think my phone is buzzing, bro. They're buzzing my. They're not. They're buzzing my.

No, they're not. I'm not losing it. Genius thought, you're losing it. No, Kim, that's 100% a better thought than you just saying, oh, I think my phone's wrong. No, I said genius thought. Not true. It's more realistic. No, it's not. That's not more realistic. Then me just thinking my phone, like how does everybody, every single person think that their phone is just randomly buzzing then? I would also ask you, how does every single person say your screen time's nine hours, his screen time's two, mine's screen time's four. We're all different margins. Technically, you're on it enough. We're not. But we're all feeling it.

Cam, they take the data. But your theory was you're not on it enough, so they buzz you. Yes, they take the data. What about when you were up 22% last week? So you were on it for like 11 hours a day. Yeah, but they're like, we want him on there more. They see me going down. Hey, I'm bumping back up. He hasn't been on his phone an hour. No, that's pure addiction. Your phone wasn't even in your pocket. You said... No, I made the thing that did... I'm kidding. I don't... Bro...

It's plausible. It's plausible, but no. I think that's a fact. And I want to call out Apple. I think we're all sick people. Apple, I want you to respond to this TikTok or whoever is responding to this podcast. Whoever is in charge of Apple phone buzz. Yes or no, am I right? That y'all do that. Y'all make sure our phone buzz is in our pocket when there's no notification just so we can pick up our phone. And if it's not, I'll buy every iPhone in the world.

oh actually i can't do that yeah do not do that oh my god but here's the oh my god i think i think i have you you looped that's his new catchphrase i think that's cam's official catchphrase i think i have you looped oh my god oh my god catchphrase oh my god that's his catchphrase you get phantom buzz right say it is apple say there's some creep eating a bologna sandwich going pay pay pay buzzing your phone yeah you go to look what do you do afterwards

You claim they want you to be back on your phone, right? Yeah. I think. Because when I phantom buzz, I check, nothing's there. Oh, okay. I put it back in my pocket. You do the same? I put it back in my pocket, yeah. Okay, then never mind. What did you think? If you get on the phone, then that is a foolproof sign of addiction. I mean, I'm not saying... If you pick it up, there's nothing there. But now because it's in your hand, you're like, oh my God, yes. Well, sometimes I do. Sometimes I'll go in and check. Like, I'll go be like, oh, like maybe the notifications just didn't pop up. And then I'll pop up and then I have...

crippling ADHD. Yes. And then I'm just on my phone and I'm just swiping. I'm doom scrolling. I'm doom scrolling. Be like, wow, another invite from this married couple. I'm like, what's going on? Oh my God. Did you accept it? Did I accept the invite? Have you accepted one? I thought about it one time. You're absolutely kidding. Thought about it one time. You're absolutely kidding. Thought about it one time. Oh my God. And now all of you get to sit there and wonder, was it you? No. Okay. Okay. I think this is a weird thing about y'all. Y'all, I am so like viciously honest.

I could easily say, no, I didn't even think about it. Yeah, the thought crossed my mind. And then I'm like, no, don't want to do that. The thought crossed. I think, okay, but it's also how... I didn't think they're like...

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Nah, I'm not awake enough yet. It's like how you mean it, though. If you're being ultra literal, like did you literally have a singular thought meaning, yes, I thought about it. Yeah, I thought about it. But typically when people are like, I thought about it, it's like you're really like pro and con. Oh, no, no, I didn't get that far. I didn't go that far. If you were sitting there on a dry erase board in your office, you go, well, let's see. I really like him.

Yeah, a lot of people walk around, and I figured this out, a lot of couples that are into that walk around like upside down pineapples. What? Couples that are into that sharing nonsense. Sharing that bacon. Sharing that breakfast spread. Couples that want you to open their book and write your own chapter. Yeah, couples that are into sharing that shareholders. Ooh.

You want a little piece of my time? Yeah, couples that are into sharing their vows with outsiders. Oh, I like that one. Couples that want you to take a little piece of that pie, but leave the whole pie cutter. Yeah. Couples that are into sharing, right? It's a thing. You didn't know this? That they have- They carry fruit upside down intentionally? Listen, pineapple, the sign to find each other is an upside down pineapple.

Whether it's a sticker, whether it's a button, whether you're going through the grocery store, they'll grab a pineapple like if they're in a grocery store and turn it upside down and put it in their cart. Or like if you're in a apartment, they'll have something outside their door like a pineapple upside down. They'll have a button of a pineapple upside down or whatever.

or just wear a t-shirt of a pineapple upside down. You are absolutely making this up. This is 100% a true thing. It is the virtual sign. Anytime you go out and you see an upside down pineapple, and if it's a couple...

I'm going to start winking at them. Oh, and they're going to grab Liv's bosoms. Oh, the hell they won't. They're going to be like, oh, really? They go, what's her name? And I go, get your... Upside down pineapple is the sign. So it's, okay. Now let's be honest. Let's be honest. This isn't to be insensitive. Is it classified? Could that be a cult? If they have universal... No, it's not a cult. But if they have universal yet hidden language, what would you classify that?

It's just a sign. Exactly. It's a sign so you could say it. So is this. So is this right here. That's a sign? No, I'm saying it's not a cult, but I think it's just a... Don't do anything with that. That's stupid. I'm going to Google it right now. Upside down pineapple meeting. So people put this shit on their chest? Watch this. Like a badge on it? I'm not even going to Google it. I didn't put in swingers, nothing. Upside down pineapple meeting.

An upside-down pineapple is often a discreet symbol used to indicate a couple's or individual's openness to swinging or more casual lifestyle, particularly in certain social circles like campgrounds or cruise ships. It can be seen as a signal of interest in meeting like-minded people who are open to alternative relationship dynamics. Oh, told you it's a thing, bro. Imagine getting a guy Fieri's burger 2 a.m. in the middle of the ocean.

You just walk by, see an upside-down pineapple. You take that bite of pepperoni. You go to room 414. You have the time of your life. Dude, I'm not going to lie. I think cruise ships is more y'all's culture. That's not really mine. Cruise ship is not. You would be. Oh, no, there is a cruise ship for my people. I've seen those. Yeah. And those look lit. And that's what I went on. Ah!

I swear. I'm saying I can never see myself going to a cruise ship. Cruise ships are so... I've said this on multiple podcasts. It's your thing, not mine. Because I don't... First of all, don't trust the pilot. I don't want to be in this ship that God knows how it's floating. Out in the middle of nowhere.

With mermaids and sirens and whales and the devil. Okay, close your eyes for a minute. We're going to do an exercise. I don't like closing my eyes in public. First off, drop your shoulders. Get loose. I don't like closing my eyes in public. Why do you have so many markers in your hand? I don't know. Put them down. I don't know. Okay, relax. Tell me this wouldn't be fun. If you touch me, I'm sure. I'm not touching you. It's just an exercise, okay? You're walking on to a ship.

With us. Say you're closest people, right? You got some sandals on. Y'all wouldn't be my close. Of course you wouldn't. You got some slides on, a nice little... I don't wear open-toed shoes in public. Oh my God. Okay, you got your Michael Jordans on. You got your Air Flights on.

You got some shoes on. You got a nice little fit. You're walking in. You walk up. You put your bags in your room. You go to the main section of the boat. Super open. Vast. Lots of people. Too hot. Too many people. Stinks. There's a lot of people in bathing suits. The vibe is right. A DJ comes on. And all of a sudden, within 20 minutes, you've taken two tequila shots and you're hitting the wobble right in the middle of 300 people. Tell me that's not a lie.

Time of your life. Wobble baby, wobble baby, wobble baby, wobble baby. Yeah. You're 20 minutes into your cruise. You're going to be out there for six days. I can promise you, I do not want to take two tequila shots and do the wobble with people that look like my elementary lunch lady. I don't want to do that. That doesn't sound fun. And that's who's on the cruise. Like, I don't think I can find a Victoria's Secret model on a cruise. I don't think I can. Oh. Okay, well, I have Liv and Liv won a contest. Liv won a booty-shaking contest on a cruise. You think...

There's too many ways this could go wrong. Yeah, I know. Don't say that. But that was in her before. I don't... Hey, move off it. I don't want to go to the cruise. I said, really? I don't want to go... No, just kidding. I'm kidding. But that was before. Wow, a lot of talent on this one. I go, real deep field. The transfer portal was thick this year, huh? A lot of... Oh, I go, sounds like I could have won the pull-up contest. I would have won a spelling bee on that cruise. Bane would have been best swimmer on board.

Oh, shit. Oh, but. Yeah, it's definitely y'all's. I love you, baby. That was when she was like, I think she went to high school. But, okay, regardless of that, you said that cruises are my thing. Yeah, y'all. And you're insinuating to my culture, my descendants. I don't know if y'all have a culture. Yes, we do. Okay, what is, what would y'all say y'all's culture is? Did you just say we don't have a culture? I don't know if that counts. What is it? Like vitriol and hot dogs? Oh, dude. Oh, no.

Don't you do it. No, hell no. I'm not telling you. Let's take a quiz. You did me a culture quiz last week. I'm doing a white culture quiz for you. I'll take a white culture quiz. You want to take a white culture quiz? I don't think it exists, but sure, I'll take one. It absolutely exists. Okay, yeah. Hot dogs and fireworks and hate. No!

CJ's like, "Sounds like my hometown!" Alright, my friend. We have a simple, yet trivial, white culture quiz. Let's do it. We're gonna see if you get- We're gonna see if you, uh, if you're in tune with half of your body. Oh my god, he doesn't believe it! Okay, here we go. Alright, here we go. What is the universal seasoning of white people? There's none. Oh, there is one.

There's one. Salt and pepper? Salt, yeah. Salt and sometimes pepper. There you go. You got one. All right, all right. I think my first answer was a little better. It might be. It might be. What is the required drink of white people during the fall? Pumpkin spice latte. Yeah. Easy money. Hey, you're pretty in tune so far. I mean, these are known. You're pretty in tune. You're pretty in tune. What do white dads argue about in the neighborhood group chat?

Oh. White dads have a group chat? All three white guys go, oh, yeah. They're all like, yeah. Pierce said, Pierce said, oh, yeah. Wait, I didn't know white dads had a group chat. What do white fathers argue about in the neighborhood group chat? Oh, argue about? Think about it. Don't give them hints.

It's like, whose lawn is better? Yes, yes! Lawn care, lawn care tips, landscaping. That's crazy. Y'all's pops had a group message with the neighbors? Oh, not my dad. My dad just did some extra wizard shit and made our lawn fantastic. Okay. As of recently, what was one of the most number one acquired accessories for white women? A black baby? No.

Did they adopt it? Oh my God. Oh my God, no. It's a fact. Here we go. No, that's pretty broad. A black man to have a baby with? No. That's broad. So if you don't get it, I'll...

Narrow it in for you. Ask it again. Okay. As of recently, what is one of the number one accessories a white woman can own? A vape? No. That's close. That's very close. That's not close, but think. What is something else like that? I'll give you a hint. Handheld. Is a vape not handheld? No, it is, but that's just the wrong answer. A high noon. Oh, no, no, no. Now you're getting even closer. A white claw. No, no, no. Oh, not an alcohol drink. No, but very close to what you said. It is a drink.

Think about something. I'm talking like last two years popped off crazy. Oh, it's Stanley. Oh, my God. That is, oh, my God. That was a Lululemon pouches. Oh, my, that and a Lulu crossbow. Golly. What is the official shoe of white barbecuing fathers? Oh, it's the one sketch where the Nike Monarchs. Or what is another acceptable answer? Nike Monarchs is one. Or I don't know the other one.

A new balance. A white new balance. Oh, yeah. The old plastic ones. The OG Jones. Oh, my God. What is something that a white person will bring to every picnic or potluck? The friend that no one invited. Yeah. Who's that? Who is that? Hey, bro, there's free food. You got to come. We did not invite them. No, you're not supposed to be here. Wait, so what is one thing... What is one dish that every white person...

Oh, some form of casserole. Some form of casserole. 100%. And it's got raisins in it. Now, that's like y'all's, what is that? What is, genuinely, what is it? Tuna, raisins, apple. What is the casserole part? Like, why are y'all so, like, y'all hold casserole up? Like, it's almost a deity in the white community. Y'all are like, oh my God. I think it's, honestly, I think someone's mom just got super hype one day. Yeah. Because they were like, dude, I just threw all this.

pan and just put it in the oven let it work for me y'all will come to like a like a thanksgiving with a casserole and think y'all shut that down yo the casserole's gas i'm like yeah no hell no but it is secondary question okay if if you forgot to make something for said picnic or potluck

What is the go-to backup plan for a white person? If they forgot to make a dish for a picnic or party. Oh, it has to be like a... If you get this right, dog, if you get this right off the rip, I'm going to cry. Is it like one of those salami things? Like a charcuterie?

It's a store-bought veggie tray. Yeah, like one of those trays, bro. I'd be walking around a park. I'd be seeing, you know, fuck that up. I'm like, it's nasty, dog. That shit don't look good. It's like a ranch in the middle. There's carrots, celery, cucumbers. Put your feet away. Why are your feet out?

You have your toes are out, your dog's muddy, and you're eating celery. Oh my God. You are very in tune. Well, because these are like what we roast y'all for. That's the... Okay. I guess that's us. Okay. Now, this is kind of a funny one. I don't know why this one has multiple choice, but which one of these is a white person's natural habitat? A, R, E, I. The cold. B.

The cold. B, Trader Joe's, or C, a craft brewery with live acoustic covers? Oh, my God, with some IPAs? God, y'all live there. Y'all swear by it. Some mozzarella sticks? God, why do y'all like IPAs so much?

The hook the ring game? Oh my god, give y'all a dartboard and an IPA and a dirty ground with a pool table. Y'all are living y'all's best fucking life. And a weirdo trying to chase his dream on the guitar. Golly, those are low-key fun as hell to go into. Oh my god, they are. See, we know something. Those are fun. We know something. Oh my god, here's another one. Here's another one. What phrase will a white dad definitely say when leaving the restaurant? A. Dad hit the spot. B. Time to skedaddle. Or C. Guess I'll go get the car.

Thomas skedaddle definitely right wrong answer is wrong. I've heard a skedaddle out of you some of y'all's pops I mean all the above are honestly they're all applicable, but this this site claims the right answers that hit the spot after Yeah, that hit the spot is pretty white. Let's keep going. What is the name of the universal white people dance? It is a real dance, and if you want a hint, I'll give you one hint yeah most commonly performed at weddings

It is a real dance. It was adopted by the white. The only white wedding I've been to is yours. And it was definitely at my wedding. And my wedding was even more, it wasn't full blown white, but it's going to be at the whitest of whites and the white with seasonings. It's,

Think about a dance. The YMCA? Close, no cigar. Y'all love some YMCA. God, your hands. Isn't it so cool we can spell it out? It's so unique. We can literally do what he's saying. It's God. Jesus. At the car wash at the YMCA. YMCA. Oh, my God, dude. That's like, it's such a bad indoctrination. You know, like putting dogs in bags. Like in a purse.

A little see-through bags. Golly, I hate that. Let a little b**** walk. Oh, here you go. Oh, my God. Okay. What is it? You're in the ballpark. You're on first base. The one you're looking for is second. And get rid of those golden goose shoes. Yeah. Get rid of them. They look dirty. They're like tetherball shoes. God, you're buying a Converse that's pre-dirty for $550. Let's see. God. God. A dance. Half-Yell's perfume smells like cheap wine. A little water.

The wobble? No. The wobble is a fight. The wobble cubits. You have to turn off your left side. Turn on the right side. Does Sweet Carolina have a dance? Because y'all love that. No, we love that. Dog, I think y'all would replace a national anthem. Sweet Carolina. Watch this.

Told you. Told you. It is like, I think y'all would change the national anthem for Sweet Caroline. I think if I was ever in a, where I was getting chased by y'all, I would put that on my ox. It would be like repellent. Like we're running like, hey, hey! You go, I just go, Sweet Caroline. Watch this. They can't help it. They can't help it. It's unbelievable. Come on. I don't know. I don't know. I genuinely don't know.

What is it? One hop this time. Right foot, left stomp. Left foot, left stomp. Slide to the left. Have y'all ever... Okay, at y'all's family parties, whenever that comes out, has there ever been y'all got 100% success rate on that dance? Never once. There's always one uncle that's just like... It's like there's 80 people that look like a literal squadron for an army that are in perfect unison going to the right. And there's one just drunk. He's like...

He's like crawling. It's like, brother, they're telling you what to do. It's step by step. Yeah, it's unbelievable. God. Or the whole quadrant shifts to the left. There's one guy who's just like, cha-cha, real smooth. Goes to the right. Now he's looking at your aunt right in the eyes. Golly, that's funny. Golly.

I think, what was his success rate? It was crazy high. It was pretty high. I think I only got one wrong. It was like me. Yeah, I only got one wrong. So we're both in tune with each other's culture. No, mine was super deep though. Like mine was like, because CJ and Pierce had no idea my answer. You can look at them. You can tell they have no idea. Right, but like,

The ones you asked, pretty much anybody would know. I don't know, bro. I guarantee you Pierce would not have said a pumpkin spice latte for the drink of the fall. I think anybody would have said that. I think that's the easiest one. I think I got something else. No, guys. Oh, no, no. Know what conversation you belong in. There's no questions asked. You keep running. There's no questions asked. If somebody sees someone running... I think that's more of a fright thing for you. The You Should Know Podcast.

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At liquidiv.com. Now on to the rest of the episode. The You Should Know Podcast. I think it's time for people's favorite segment. You know what that is? Pop culture, pay it in camp. Pop culture, pay it in camp. Pow! Okay. There's a thing that happened this week. Multiple. Happens every year. Multiple? Multiple things. One thing. One thing. One thing that happened this week.

called the met gala oh have y'all did you see the met gala boy did i amazing fits we talk about it almost every year oh i think we skipped last year we talked about it the year before and you the last time we talked about it you were into your whole luminati bag you're like what's happening behind that closed door and then i broke and i broke it down for you i told you what happens back there but i don't know if it's because i'm getting older

Is the Met Gala not just weird? It is weird. Like, it's just like, not for the reason y'all are saying, like, what happens at the Met Gala? No. Like, what are they doing by the... Like, it's genuinely a strange thing. It is. Like, objectively, I almost feel like. Like, it's not even really up to opinion. I think it's kind of weird. It's like, is it ever that serious? Yeah, like, no. I saw a video, because...

First of all, I don't understand the whole construction. Where are they leaving? Because there's always videos of people leaving this one hotel lobby. Yeah, this big lobby and then the big staircase at the event. Okay, no, I'm saying they leave this lobby, right? And then they get into a car and then they go to the event. Isn't the event in a hotel? Isn't the event like one big museum or hotel or something? Why couldn't we find better ways to get... Or why can't we just automatically just...

Be there. You know what I mean? Less transportation. And so there's videos because they don't want to show like these celebrities and these stylists. I guess the stylists and these companies put a lot of money into these outfits, I guess. Oh my God, I know what you're about to say. And they don't want to reveal these outfits before they hit the carpet at the Met Gala. So I saw a video of somebody walking in a box. Yeah, a literal box. With umbrellas on top of it. And I said...

Hey, it looked like a Greek soldier, like unison moving, like shielded up, like moving in one. Like, bro, I promise you. All right. We're taking the pictures regardless. You know what I mean? Golly. I'm not understanding. And maybe we're just ignorant on this. I don't get what the whole hoopla is. Me personally, I'd rather have the same fit in two different locations.

Now I get to choose. Diamonds might have went crazy at the lobby. And it might have been more weak at the event. Right. I just don't... I don't get... And keep going. Let's break it further. Break that barrier. Oh. And now I'm talking to the consumers now. Okay. I get if your whole world is fashion. You love fashion. Your passion is fashion. You have the fashion for the passion. Oh, God. You have the passion for the fashion. Passion of fashion. But I don't get...

Why are we sitting at TVs? How much viewership is the Met getting? And where do you watch it? I've never gone. Like, I don't really watch TV anymore. I literally don't know how to watch it. And so, and like, what are you doing for the four hours that this carpet's going on? What are you doing? There's a piano on your back.

Your back is a grand piano. It's on the three stacks. We're friends with his daughter. Hey, there's a piano on your back. Is her dress made of rulers? Don't you talk about Jenna. Is her dress made of metal rulers? And you mean to tell me she's sitting comfortably? What are we doing? I don't understand the consumers that are at home like this.

yeah wow like i see it right i don't know where to watch it i don't know if it's a link if it's a i don't know if it's on fox where does it stream and what is the what is the fundraiser for the met going to yeah what are we raising money for oh my god i don't it's such a mystery god it's a rich people's mystery and a big game of clue this is what i heard on tickets my algorithm and i'm not gonna lie it got me i'm not gonna lie the megala got me because it was all on my for you page and i was looking at

outfits. I was like, this is entertaining. I mean, they're fire. And my most entertaining thing to watch on TikTok is whenever there's a person green screening and they're talking about the outfits and they're making funny like... Oh, eight down with this one, but that big butt of hat. Oh, yeah. I love those. I don't know why it's so entertaining. Fantastic.

But I was on this rabbit hole watching all these people talk about the Met. And I think I was involved in it because of how passionate they were. Like, I don't generally give a flying s*** about the Met at all. Well, I was interested in these people's passion. And this one guy was talking about last year at the Met Gala, Kim Kardashian apparently got in trouble because

Or not in trouble, but she took a picture with something inside the Met Gala that she wasn't supposed to take a picture with. What was it? I don't know. No one knows what it is. Oh. I don't know what it was. But like all the Getty Images people that are there, like the thousands of photographers got a picture of it. So her team, and like the team did not want these pictures getting out. So her team paid for those Getty Images, paid every single photographer at a high, high price, apparently hundreds of thousands of dollars, apparently, allegedly, second.

For these images, except for one photographer, they didn't get them. So this one photographer has this sacred picture that she doesn't want anybody to see. It was taken at the Met. Oh, my God. It's a bunch of secrets at the Met. If Kim K is getting in trouble at the Met, they would have on site. If I would have took a picture with that thing in my hands, it would have been right there. They would have went, yeah, nope. A double barrel. I'm like...

I'm not going to lie. Like James Corden walked down like the late, late show James Corden. He walked down the Met and he was just in a regular suit, like a suit that I'm wearing for the red carpet this week. Exactly. And he was getting. Yeah. Like, I don't like. I'm like, bro, this is a nice suit. Nope. I'm going to say it. I'm going to say it. Y'all can kill me. You can roast me. Whatever. It has nothing. First off, I want to preface this. It has absolutely nothing to do with cultural appropriation.

Now that that's done. That's a crazy way to start what you're about to say. Because it has nothing to do with any certain people, but at what line? When is fashion becoming costume? I think, well... And there's all... People of all color wore it crazy. Like, that's what I'm saying. It has nothing to do with any certain specific... I don't know anybody would have taken that that way, but... Okay, I was making sure. I...

But you know what I'm saying, though? But I think the thing about fashion, I think it's just we're not passionate about it. I agree. Because the people in fashion, people are so passionate about it, and they say it's a way to express an art. Exactly. It is art. So it could be like a costume. It could be like, but this is like, because you're not going to wear that stuff out. You're not going to wear it out on the street. You're only going to wear it at the Met Gala. Exactly. It's four pictures. It is an art piece. I think that's what the thing is. It's an art piece on a body. But a man, a successful man that rocks an honest man's suit gets roasted? Yeah.

What are we doing? Like, imagine the suits we have. Yeah. And we go. And we're thinking. We obviously know, the Met Gala, we're not going to be up to par. But we still look good. Yeah. We're tall. We'll draw some attention. We'll walk in. And what if everyone was literally just like, get him out of here. Boo.

Get them off. Get them off. You're sitting there like, I'm in a nice suit. Would you like to go to the Met? No. I would love to go to the Met. You don't like going to events. In terms of networking and seeing people and being around other people, that'd be sick. I would love to go to the Met. But actually, just the event itself, I mean, I would do it to say I did it, but I genuinely wouldn't give a kiss. I would jump at it in a heartbeat.

and I would wear the most outlandish because no one will know me. No one will know me on that carpet. I'm wearing a thong with a blazer, a cropped blazer, a thong and a cropped blazer. I'm not shaving. I'm not shaving. You're going to see my whiskers. You're going to see my whiskers fly. You go, I call this the mad cat. Yeah. You go like this. Yeah. It literally looks like you stuffed Jimmy Crockett's hat in my thong. Davey Crockett. Davey Crockett.

This close. This close. Davey Crockett Bill. Yeah. I genuinely, I think it would be good. Oh my God. Imagine when you hit a turn. Yeah. Oh my God. Can there be a hole in the, in the blazer? Or can the blazer be sequenced so they can see your spine? Oh. And your back hair too? Oh my God. Don't give him the bullshit about the lower back hair. I think a cropped blazer. A cropped blazer, but it's like a raincoat, like one of those see-through poncho raincoats. So you can see all of me. And you can see my lower back hair as well.

Oh, this kind of brought me into something. Oh my God. Speaking of fashion and all that, right? Oh, actually, let's give us pop culture because I want to get into something else. That was pop culture. Pop culture. That was nasty as shit. Pop culture. Pop culture. Pop culture. The You Should Know Podcast.

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Clothes. We're talking about fashion. Getting all this right. We're talking about fashion. Yes. And I went to the mall the other day and I was thinking about this. To get clothes. He's gonna throw up. Do malls have front doors? A front door at a mall? You know what I mean? Like you go to a restaurant, right? That's where I enter. That's the front door. No, they don't have front doors. They have entrances. You could say they have multiple front doors. I know. I think a lot of those are exits that people are using.

What? Because if you're in like a JCPenney, right? And that's the exit. Get out through the JCPenney. You can't leave through the Hot Topic. You know what I mean? You can only leave through the JCPenney. Yeah, the anchor stores. There is an entrance to the mall. Like whenever they were architecting it, they were building the architecture of it. They were building the architecture of the mall. You're saying that the architect didn't say, that's the front door. Yeah, I would say there's a grand entrance.

But there's other entrances as well. Okay, what would be the grand entrance of a mall? Because I've... And the thousands of malls I've been to, I've never gone to a welcome sign. I've never seen that in a mall. You've never seen a welcome or like a inter... Like a main... Never. Yes, there is. A main entrance? There's no entrances in malls.

Like, there's no main entrances in malls. Yes, there is. There's definitely some. No. Yes, there is. The only entrances are like you can go through JCPenney, Dillard's. Absolutely not. Macy's. Absolutely not. There's definitely 100% main entrances. There's multiple entrances. That's why I said a front door. No, you said there is a main entrance. There is a main entrance. Where? Where is it?

I can give you one very quick and specific example. No, no, no. You can say just for malls in general without making this too specific. Okay, it's the grand entrance where there's maybe a cultivation of arts, colors, everything, and there's one entrance. That is intended. That could be the view from the highway. That could be the main big entrance. That is the, like, welcome to blank mall.

But you can go through the department stores. So you said you've been to a mall that says welcome to blank mall. No, I did not say that. Exactly, so there's no entrance. So because it doesn't say welcome to the mall, it's not a door? When I go to Texas, your house doesn't say welcome? It's my front door, though. It's the only entrance to my house. That's not true, because you can argue I can come through your garage. You can come through my window, too. I guess you're going to get... You don't go through... So that's the main entrance. That's a front door. It's a house. That's my main entrance, yes. But the mall has the same thing. Right, and you go to a... But it's so big, bro. You shut up when you speak to me. What? What?

Whenever you're going to a red lobster, right? I don't eat there. Brother, you're saying malls are massive. I've been to a little mall. Ew, first off. But malls...

But malls are huge. They can't give you one entrance and exit. The traffic will be awful. Traffic will be awful. Fire hazard. They literally have... I'm not saying that there's not other ways to get in. I'm saying there's not a main entrance in a mall. Yes, there is. Where? Yes, there is. But if there's not a... You keep asking where! Okay, listen. If there's not a sign saying entrance to the main mall, main mall entrance, it's not the main mall entrance. That's just...

Does not have to say this is the entrance for it to be. Yes, it does. If it's the main entrance, it has to be a sign that says main entrance. It's like the same thing as a casino. Same thing as casinos. They have the main.

main entrance and then they have different parts that you can leave. Yes, and whenever I go to the Bellagio, there's a main entrance. When I go to Caesars Palace, there's a main entrance. Yes, you can also leave from all different places. Exactly, but they have a main entrance. Malls don't have a main entrance. Where does it say welcome to mall? Oh my God, it doesn't have to say welcome to... That's what I'm saying, yes it does. I bet my left

There's some malls that say welcome, like welcome to Lenox. Yeah, I'm sure there's some malls out there in the world. I've been to a lot of malls. I've never seen a mall that says welcome to mall. That's fine. It doesn't have to say welcome to mall. Any time I've entered a mall, it's through, like, in the parking garage or it's through a JCPenney's, Dillard's, or Macy's. It's the only time. I've never entered a mall through a Foot Locker. I've never entered through a Cheesecake Factory. I've never...

I've never entered. But that's not a main. That's entering through the Cheesecake Factory. I'm taking a back portal. That's different. But you have entered through a Cheesecake Factory. Yes, but I'm saying. But that's not the main entrance. There's no main entrance to a mall. Yes, there. Bro, yes, there is. Okay. Just because it is not etched in the stone. Welcome to the mall. It doesn't. That is. Like you said. That's what makes a main entrance.

saying welcome to this place or saying this is the main entrance. When you go to a restaurant, it says this is the main entrance. Use the other door. If you try to use the other door, it says use the other door. This is the main entrance. This is the main entrance. There's a walkway for you. There's things out there. There's seats for you to sit. There's things out there for you. There's gumball machines. There's a lot of things for a main entrance. Colorful menus with crayons. Exactly. And there's a host. That's the main entrance. Everywhere you go. You keep saying restaurants. Name a place you've gone to. Restaurants are squares. They're literally a basic place.

I go to nicer restaurants. I've been to restaurants that are in circles. Okay, that's fine, but you keep saying Red Lobster's. Of course they're going to have one entrance. That's a restaurant. This building is huge, right? Big as a mall. Yes.

How many entrances are there? There's multiple. Exactly. But is there a main entrance? Yes. Thank you. And how do you know that? Because the name is right above the door and it's the nicest entrance. It's big. There's valet. You just said nicest entrance. Yes, but it says the name of it. The name of the place right above it with valet people holding the door for you. Name a mall that's got that. The mall that I'm talking about that is close to both of us has all...

All three criteria. You're so stupid and crazy. No, it doesn't. All three criteria. There's literally a valet guy. No, there's not. At the main entrance of a mall. Oh, my God. There's a valet guy. No, let's make this bigger for everybody. We got to make this big for everybody. Don't make it bigger for everybody now. You're conquering yourself. There's a valet. There's words, and it's the prettiest. The one that says the S? Yes. No, dude. No, there's not. Yes, there is. There literally is. Yes, there is. And you know it, too. You know it. Are you okay?

Let's be very specific here. You talking about the one upstairs where it's got the Cheesecake Factory and the H&M and all that and all it has is elevators upstairs? That one? Yes. That does not have a valet. It's got elevators. You just pinpointed the entrance that you're claiming. That's not the main entrance. You just described it. That's a back door.

You got to go upstairs to a main entrance? When have you ever had to go upstairs to a main entrance? When have you ever done that? When have you had to go up, elevate to a main entrance? When have you had to elevate to a main entrance? First off, that's only if you park downstairs. That's if you use the underground parking lot downstairs. You got to drive up to that.

No, you don't have to drive. You literally, you're on the road level. You don't, it's not elevated, you have to drive up. You don't have to drive up. But you're not going like this. It's literally the same thing. You turn left. It's driving up. I didn't say driving in circulars. But that's the main parking lot right there. If you go under, you have to go under. The main, that, there, you, that is the main entrance. What, without a doubt. There's not valet there. That's the only entrance with the big glass art. Is there valet there? Yes. On Jesus Christ of Nome. No, there's not valet there. Where? Up, up there? Up there?

No, at the down low part. That's not the main entrance then. Because you're entering through a Forever 21 down there. No, you're not. What? No, you're not. What are you entering through down there? A regular entrance. There's not a store? No. You crazy. Oh, no. What, are you talking about the Kidzania? No. No.

The regular main entrance. Nah, you tweaking. No, you're walking right in. There's no store. Barnes & Noble to the left. Cheesecake to your right. Yes! That's not the main entrance. Yes, it is. That's not a main entrance. Yes, it is. That is a entrance. That is the main entrance. There is no main entrance to a mall because it doesn't say, welcome to the mall.

Here it says welcome to this building. It does not have to say welcome to something. It does here. And this is bigger than a mall. Okay, by that saying. And you said big places don't have that. This place does. So that is your argument being wrong. So is there multiple main entrances into another state just because it says welcome to Oklahoma? Because it has a sign? Yes, but there's a. So there's multiple main entrances. Not to the other side of the building. That's land. Exactly. That's fine. And borders are made up. They're not real. That's not true. Yes, they are. They're made up. There's not a definite line.

Yes, there is. Borders are not real, Cam. That's all made up. How are borders made up? Cam, how were they not? Borders are very much real. Yes, the principle and the legality. Yeah, they didn't hire a guy to spray paint an orange. Exactly. The principle and legality of borders are real. Yes. Yes.

The actual what a border is is not real. What do you think a border is? It doesn't have to be a wall. It doesn't have to be a building. This is a border. There's a line in this room. Your side is mine. But it's made up. There's not like, oh, this is exactly where Oklahoma is. This is exactly where Tennessee is. That's not true. So you're saying if you pull up a U.S. map and has all the lines and stuff, those are the borders, right? Yes. You think if you put that down 2D, that's exactly what it's like here?

Put what down? If you put the map down in 2D, like in real life, or where are we, 4D? I don't know where you're going. Okay, so let me slow down. So you see a U.S. map, right? Yes. The picture of a U.S. map. Yes. And it shows all the states with all the borders carved out. You're saying that's exactly how it is in real life? Exactly how it is in real life. Those borders that are on that picture are exactly how it is in real life. The border where they're saying it is is where it is in real life. So you're saying Tennessee is shaped exactly like that?

To an accuracy that is not 100% because nothing's 100%? Yeah. How? How do they know that? How did they trace that? They had somebody walk with a pencil around...

Tennessee like this and be like, that's the shape of it. How do they know that? No, old maps, I'm right there with you. No, new maps. How do they know that? It's the same maps as my parents were kids. Brother, we get in steel cages. We get in these steel buses and go from LA to New York in a couple hours. Technology is crazy. You think they just don't know? I'm asking you a specific question. Don't give me something else. They go in the sky. How do they trace? They have radars. They have Google Earth. Satellites. Everything. How long has the picture of the US map been around?

That's what I'm saying. Long time. So how? And it has not changed. That's what I said. I don't know. But you're saying old mess. Like it's not the same map. It's the same map, but now they have, they can solidify it and make it 100% now. So you're saying, so they just got a lucky guess back then. It's 100% the same way, right? I mean, but you gotta say, you have to understand the border. Someone can make the border and then that's what it is. But how are they saying that is the shape of Delaware, right?

How are they saying? Because they just said it. It's all one piece of land. How? And they just drew it perfectly. And then that's exactly how it is here? They might use landmarks. I don't know how. I don't know the science behind it. You just blindly believe, brother. I'm cooking it with, and I want my song. Go! Go Peta. Go Peta. Go Peta. Go Peta. Go Peta. Go Peta. Go Peta. Great job. Bro, okay, and you understand how I cooked you, right? You did not cook me. Okay, but, okay.

Don't try to be right here. That was a bad idea. Don't try to be right here. Okay. Try to listen to what I'm saying. I am. Yes. The map. Yes. That has been around forever before the technology we have now. Yes. Yes or no? Has it changed at all? I mean, in terms of all time, yes. But you're talking about U.S. specifically in the last couple hundred years? No. I'm talking about the U.S.,

Has the U.S. map changed at all since the origin of when they put out that map of all the states and all the borders? Has it changed at all? No. Did they have good technology back then to make that accurate? No. So you're saying it's probably not accurate back then, right? If they didn't have the technology to make it accurate, it was what you just said, correct? Correct.

No, I'm saying I don't know how they drew the maps back then. You said the technology was not accurate. It was not good. You said accurate. I said accurate. It wasn't even real. Exactly. So it was not real. And so if nothing has changed in the map, but we keep it the exact same, why do you believe that the shape of the states that we look at now is accurate? It's not. That's what I'm telling you. They're...

A border, like we said, a border is not a wall. It's not a physical thing. So if I say that corner is my corner and I'm calling it Cam's corner, that it is what it is. Like a border is what you make it. I'm saying the shapes of the states. Exactly. Which make the border. There is no shape until someone makes it. But how is that accurate? Is that what I'm saying? That's not – Texas could be a circle for all we know. You know what I mean? That's not accurate. We do not know what our states are shaped of. We don't know. We don't know.

So we don't know the borders. I mean, that's like saying, then we're talking about the whole country. Yes. Because the whole country is the land. Right. The border can be whatever you want it. If someone wanted Oklahoma to look like this, it could be a circle, like you said. Right. But someone said it's this, so that's what it is. But that's not what it actually is in real life. But that's what I'm telling you. There's not an actual border. Thank you. The land is there. I'm saying there's not... Got him.

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