CONFRONTING MY EX GIRLFRIEND! -You Should Know Podcast-
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You know what I just... Oh, no. Did you hear that? No. That's my guy? No. Oh, no. What? Something quite deep over here. You broke the... Now, if I broke this couch... There's no way. No, no, no. I'm going to do a quick maintenance check. If I broke this couch, I got to go home. Like, at this point, there's something wrong. We've barely had these, and this isn't even my fault anymore. Oh, no. We're good. Okay. We're good. Okay. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good.

Whenever you just did that little move, what's that called? The caterpillar? Oh, I used to call it the, hey, here's, it's your turn. And then you, oh, call me Cam Kennedy. And then you bring it this way, right? And then it comes back around. And it comes back. Now, my mom used to make me practice that in the mirror while she was cleaning. What? She would be like, take it. And I'd be like.

You're like, yeah, you know who can never figure it out? Preston. Golly, boy. I know, he's like the last. He said, take it. Send it, get it back. Why do I feel like? Now this might be mean. Oh, I'm trying to be not mean. To me?

Yes. Okay. Of course. But I actually, I'm going to go on record saying I don't know if you're trying to not be mean. I don't know if that's an active try that you do every day. No, it's not every day. I'm saying right now. Right now I'm trying. I feel like when I saw you do that move, I feel like you were the kid at middle school dances. You would be the first one to hit the floor and try to do a worm. No.

Like you were that kid. It's funny you say that because I always wanted to be able to do the worm. The hips wouldn't do it. The hips, brother. It was the hips and the lower spine. I couldn't get it to just, I couldn't get it to whip. Now, did you ever hit the ground during a school dance to attempt? Like you got too much seven up. Too much seven up. I tried to break dance before I wormed. I tried to hit a full blown.

You thought you were a javelin walkie. No, I thought I was Booker T. Can you dig it, sucker? All the girls are like, get him out of here. All the guys are like, yeah, too much, bro. But did you catch a wall at a school dance, if you know what I mean? I caught a wall. I caught a train. Now, that's... Good morning to you. Now, if you wait with me, right? If you let me say it. Okay.

Pretty raunchy, if you think about it. This was, I believe, a seventh grade birthday party. Okay. And when I say it was literally catching of the boon, but 40 consecutive humans at once. And it was a guy, girl, guy, girl, guy, girl, guy, girl. Let me interrupt you there because I don't think the ratio is 50-50. Let's be honest. There's no way we booked a birthday party that well.

Somebody had to go pole. Somebody had to feel some pole in their body. Somebody's going pole to hole. He said, you know what? It's all right with me. He said, we're all here for Leslie anyway. Let's just have a good time. Bro's sitting there getting his first dance with a girl in behind. It's a teammate from his football team. He's like, I know why you're the center. On tickle. He's sitting there.

No, okay, that's gotta get censored. Oh my god, you did the same thing, I just had to smoov. Jesus, okay, here we go. Maybe we're breaking the record for early moots here. Wicked. Speaking of the pull the hole, right? We ran into Cam's ex at a party and they pressed me. What?

So let me tell the story. We as in us or y'all? Me and you this weekend, we ran into your ex at a party and they pressed me. Oh. This is what happened, right? True, 100% story. We ran into Cam's ex and they tried to fight me.

We are at this party for the ACM Awards, right? We're at this upstairs, like, rooftop steakhouse, right? We're all having a good time. There's a bunch of influencers there, a bunch of people that make content. We're with TT. We're with Adrian. We're with a bunch of people. We're at Markel Washington. We're having a great time. A bunch of people from the Farmers Only Show or whatever it's called. So we're there having a good time. I don't know what it's called.

Farmer wants a wife. Yeah, farmer wants a wife. I go, brother, you're in North Texas. You're far from the farm. So we were up there, right? We're having a good time. We're up there for about an hour, hour and a half. Hour two is coming up. The night's winding down. The drinks are starting to hit. It's one of those times where we're starting looking for the next move. People are a little more talkative. Maybe a little extra hand on the shoulder when you're talking, right? The drinks are flowing. The back seat driver, Kane Brown's playing over the speaker. Everybody's feeling good.

Right? Me and Cam are standing to ourselves, right? Like on the ledge of this rooftop. Beautiful. In the middle of Dallas. Honestly, like some creeps. Love it. But we're just talking. We're hanging out. We're talking about our good old time, right? It's me and Cam are talking. We get approached. Now at the time, I didn't know who this person was. I come to find out this is Cam's ex. Right? So this man walks up. Right? Yeah.

I'm sweating. I'm sweating down my arm. This man walks... He knows exactly what I'm talking about. This man walks up. You know what? I know the look in somebody's eyes when y'all have shared an experience together and you're to each other after a long time. Oh my God. I've had that look. That look's been given to me. That look was given to Cam. This guy comes up to Cam. Hey. Hi. Oh my God.

What are you doing here? What are you doing here? Now I'm thinking, oh, this is like a fan of the podcast. This is great. They're big Coz Cam fans. They're going to be on Cam's team for the Payton vs. Cam tour, right? What are you doing here? Cam goes, I'm here with the ACM Awards. I'm here for the awards show. And he goes, he goes, and then he looks at me. He goes, who's this? I said, I said,

Me? Who's me? And then Cam goes, uh, it's my colleague. We work together. He goes, mm, okay. I go, why is he kind of pressing like how I know Cam? And he's like giving me like this dirty look.

And I'm like, what is happening? Oh, my God. Now, can't like and then the guy goes in on cam a little bit like it gets there's no room for Jesus between them. Dude, none like there's this close. He like gets into cam. Yeah. And he's he grabs cams haunches. Oh, now you only grab cams haunches if you them or you are your best friend. Right. I've done both. So I always grab those haunches. Right. He goes in and grabs cams haunches and is looking up at him like this.

And then Cam's like, hey, man, remind me, how do we know each other? And he goes, I guess you can say convenience. Word for word. And I literally go, oh, wow. That's wild. What?

Cam's face gets so red. Dude, I had to walk out because how funny this was. Because Cam got caught up. And I had to go explain to this man, like, hey, me and Cam haven't shared the same experience as y'all have. Like, you're safe. Like, y'all don't worry about it, bro. It's yours, right? Yeah.

I think that's the end of it, right? I think that's it. Oh my God, should have been. They separate. Cam is like shaking. Like he's like he just saw a ghost because he got caught up. We enjoy the rest of the party about 45 more minutes, right? We go downstairs to leave. Go out in the front. As soon as we walk out of the building, these two people come up to us. They're fans of the podcast. Peyton, Cam, oh my God, we're going to be at your Dallas show. Can we get a picture? Of course.

We go to take the picture, right? As soon as we maneuver our bodies to open up for the pictures, who's standing right there? Cam's ex-boyfriend. And he goes, he literally goes, he goes, ow, and grabs him and like reaches for Cam. And I said, Cam, just give it to him again. Now, that is the story of us running in to Cam's ex-boyfriend.

I still don't know. Oh, okay. The context. I mean, bro, we're both like there is none. I just understand.

When I tell you. Misunderstandings. I've had some misunderstandings too when I took a girl on a date and another girl came up. She's got me confused. I don't know who that is. When I tell you, me and Peyton, we were, like, water was leaving our eyes how hard we were laughing at this because it was unbelievable. This man was adamant. Him and Kim had a moment. He would have bet his soul.

He said, that is all, the craziest part is that is all 100% true. There's no fabrication in any of that story. When I said, because he came up to me. I'm talking like on me. And that's when I kind of, oh, hey. Because I want to be nice. Like, I want to be nice. But at the same time, we're at this, a very, a PR event. You got to, give me no scene. And we saved that for the bedroom. Yeah.

Right? We don't do that out here. So I tell him, I take his hands and I kind of get him off me and I go, Hey man, remind me again. I'm sorry, bro. And he goes, looks at Peyton too, because Peyton's still right here. I go, remind me how... I'm double crowned and coke in my hand like this. Peyton's watching the best film he's ever seen right in front of him. He's like, oh my God. I go, remind me how we know each other again. Looks you. I don't even know if you remember this. He looked at you and he goes...

And looks back and goes, you could say convenience. Yeah, like he was like trying to s*** on me. Like he had me first or something. I swear to you. And then so we go, like he said, 45 more minutes. We go downstairs and then the guy is there again. And he does that. He goes to touch me. And then at this point I was like, we've already left the event. I'm actually just not going to entertain this. I'm simply going to turn around and walk away. He's like, you're not my ex. On the walk off.

Kid you not. Call me. Oh, I don't even remember that. Oh, he said that. He said, call me. No, no, no, no, no. If I would have heard that, Cam. He said, call me. I would have left. I would have left the restaurant in the ambulance. How hard I left. We were already crying. It is still. It was so funny because of how adamant.

that this man was. Like, he was so adamant. But that was the story of night one. It was super funny. We had a great time at the event. But the crazy thing about the event is that was the day I was just coming off of my sickness. Oh, oh. Now, if you're in the Patreon last week and you watched last week's episode, you saw that I was a little under the weather. I wasn't fully myself, right? I had crippling diarrhea.

Like, I... My pants. I kid you not. In one day, I ruined four pairs of underwear. See... Because I could not... My sphincter had a mind of its own. It was opening up like a whale's, like, blowhole. And I couldn't... Like, it was... It was like I was having constant muscle spasms in my anus. Oh, remember I said... Yeah, no, it was knocking. I said, you there? Nope.

Yeah, it was like sinners. It was like, they wanted to, you know? It's like, come on. Say we can come in there. So, I was just coming off of that, right? I knew I had this ACMA, ACM, red carpet, all this stuff, right? I cannot f*** myself here, right? You can't. So, I took a grotesque amount of anti-diarrheal medication. The only people that knew this...

were Cam and Markel, right, that came to the event. They're the only two people that knew this. Everybody else thinks I'm top shelf healthy, right? Right?

We go to the red carpet. We're at the red carpet of an award show. A big award show. Jelly Rolls right beside us. We got Luke somebody, a bunch of the Luke people. A bunch of Lukes and country musicians. We got all the McCaffreys and Mahomes and all the people that are the Jims and John McGraws. Everybody's here, right?

Like Amazon, ET, like all these big news syndications, right? There's cameras everywhere. There's fans everywhere. There's famous people everywhere, right? We're about to walk the red carpet. We're right before we go to take our pictures. And I turned to Cam in confidence because this is my brother and best friend. I say, I say, bro, I don't feel too good. Like something's not right. I don't feel good. I'm talking about my anxiety.

Because I'm nervous. But we can see the confusion. Cam out loud goes, oh, what, is it the anti-diarrhea medication you just took? When I say six people with a net worth over $2 million went...

Looked at me. I almost passed out. Cam is the worst best friend ever. Okay, it was also scenic how that played out. Right when I said it, everyone shut up. Yeah, it was like everybody got quiet. Everyone's conversation just ceased right when I decided to talk. I said, it's really like, oh, nice to see you. I said, is it the anti-dia real? It was just quiet. Everybody looked at me. And everyone went...

And you have to understand, I'm trying to look out for you because you told me you took an unbelievable amount to prep your... I didn't for six days. Exactly. To prep your stomach for the awards. There's still a little coat of antihistamine in it.

And you were going through the bull of pooping your pants, all that leading up to this. I'm just trying to ask Bubba. Did I say it louder than should be? Of course. And you can say, is it your tummy? Like you're going to say anything. Like if you're tum tum, stomach issue, stomach issue. Can I, can I just obliterate you for the man you think you are when you're sick?

What do you mean? You are, oh, no, no, no. You brought up your sickness. We're diving full head first. This is the worst grown man when he is sick the world has ever seen. The worst grown man when he is sick that anyone knows is Peyton Harden. Wow. Okay, so as he said, he got really sick, upset tummy, whatever.

The first thing he does, his end all be all, he needs electrolytes. You think that Pedialyte is like a pharmaceutical. He was down bad for two days before he bought a single medication and all he got was Pedialyte. Can I say this? Can I say this? The amount of liquid that was pouring out of my...

I needed the, I needed, I needed the electrolyte pack. And you were just feeding it more liquid. Well, I couldn't eat, so that's the only thing to do. That's what you're supposed to do. No, you gotta fight through and eat. I told him for two days, you need to eat something. He told me you get a greasy burger. Oh my God, no, I did not. I said at this point, anything would help. Okay, what else do I do? He didn't eat. He finally gets anti-diarrheal. He takes one dose. It doesn't work. He goes, that brand's

They're lying. I need a different brand. Buys another brand of anti-diarrhea. Oh, 100%. He ended up with three packages of different brands of anti-diarrhea. They're all the same. It's all the same medicine, all the same dosage. But he thinks it's not working, and then he ended up taking seven for the show. Yeah, okay, that's the thing with me. I don't do well with trusting one brand. I'm like, if I get one of everything, one of these.

One of them's got to crack the code. You know what I mean? One of them's going to work. So three different brands, same medication. The only thing he's taking is anti-diarrheal. He's not eating food. He booked two doctor appointments and then didn't go to either one of them. Yeah. Why? Well, the reason I did two different doctor appointments, that's why I like to play the field. Right? So if you get two different – it's like a Venn diagram of physician, right? You get –

Both of what they say, and you mean the middle. Whatever is the same, that's what probably needs to happen. You just do that for yourself. Right. We're not paying copay one, copay two. I'm taking the information. In the middle. Now, I didn't go, right, because I didn't think they would do anything. And I'm 26 now, and I have no insurance. No.

We want to be completely partial and put out my personal business. Okay. And I'm glad you said that. You think they're not going to do anything because he is, you're like the perfect mixture of self-belief, self-delusion. Like you believe in yourself. My body's going to do it. But then as soon as you hit that 48 hour mark, you're still feeling like, you're like, no, I think I'm dying. Yeah, no, a hundred percent. You go, I am dying. A hundred percent. He finally did it. And this is it right here. This is it.

You as a regular person, your house, there's clothes everywhere. It's a little dirty. You when it's sick, it's a tornado. No, yeah. It is a literal tornado. It looks like you were so upset that you were feeling bad, you just went and threw everything everywhere. You had to let it out somehow. You grabbed it and then you just laid it back down. His house is, it is awful. Yeah, I feel though, right, as friends and confidants,

If y'all see daddy under duress, right? And you know who I am. Oh, here we go. Here we go. Do you not think y'all should pick up around me a little bit? We should pick up your underwear. Just a question. Because you have tummy ache? Underwear. I threw away. I tried to flush one pair because it was a little ripped up. You ever see, you remember Spider-Man's mask after he fought the Green Goblin? Yeah.

That's what one of my draws looked like. And I was like... It was stretched thin. So I was like, that could just snake its way down to the pot. Didn't. I had to pull that out like that. You...

You tried to flush it to get rid of it. Hey, brother. I thought you were like bobbing it in water to clean the poop. I'm like a drunk six-year-old whenever I'm sick, bro. Nothing. It's just, nothing's really going up there. No, it's all, every gear. Oh, dude, it's bad. 100%. Final thing. He finally, like third day in, gets food. It's soup. When I tell you this is the biggest bowl of soup I have ever seen in my life, CJ knows the bowl. It is a bowl that you would make a party size of.

I'm talking nine avocados, a whole, like you could make guac for a Super Bowl party in this bowl. And he had it with one little spoon sitting right on his couch. I show up two days after you eat that soup. The soup's on the couch. All right. Sitting there in the middle. Same little spoon. It is. The bowl's literally, I show you now, it's this big. The bowl's that big.

I can tell you. I can tell you. Now, was that wrong? Probably. Could I have done better? Probably. Yes. I woke up that morning and I was like, Cam said I need food. I'm going to try to eat this morning. I smacked two Uncrustables. Oh, my God. Right? And I was like, I'm still hungry because I haven't eaten in days. Let me bring out the soup. Didn't have any bowls except for the big bowl. I poured the big bowl in there. I did like three or four scoops of the soup. I felt terrible.

Horrible. I was like, I'm about to pass out, throw up. So I stumble upstairs, I fall asleep. And then I come back down and it reminded me of how bad I felt every time I saw it. So I was like, I'm not touching that. You didn't walk past, you said, oh. Yeah, 100%. I can see you doing that. You don't like it and you just go...

You just walk upstairs to get in your bed. But that's enough of my week. Yes, I was sick. I had fun at the red carpet. We all had a good time there. Great time. But how was your week? I saw you went back to the worst state ever. The worst place ever. How was that? You went to Oklahoma. It was fun simply because of the family. But when I tell you, and I think I've talked about this actual Walmart before, specific one. There's never a time I've been inside this Walmart where some shit doesn't happen. What do you mean?

I go to Walmart. Regular Walmart trip. Oh, is it at Walmart? So when you tell these stories of Oklahoma, is it this exact same Walmart? Every single story is in this Walmart. Every single one of them. When we go to this Oklahoma show on tour, I'm going to go. You got to take me to this Walmart. You have to see it with your own eyes. It's unbelievable. Okay, what happened this time? So regular Walmart trip. In, grab what I need to. On the way out. Right. Okay? We have a lot of lovely fans in Oklahoma. These three girls that come. A lot of them don't have teeth. Oh, my gosh.

You know when you go to Oklahoma? Hey, fans in Oklahoma, when you run into us, don't smile. Close mouth. Just go, yeah, grin real hard at us. Meet and greet is going to be wicked. No, see, I'm going to feel bad because somebody's not going to have teeth. Oh, no, there's literally going to be like one, like a tooth right here. They're going to be like, I f***ing love y'all. I'm going to be like, yeah. No, if you haven't. I'm sorry to interrupt your story. I'm so sorry. This is fantastic.

If you have one tooth left, right? Get rid of it. Exactly. Get rid of it. You should gum me, man. It's not functional. It's not your Swiss Army knife. You're not using it for everything. Like, get rid of the tooth. You know what? I think it's like when they go down and bite the jerky. At least I have one thing. It's like a thumbtack. They're just going one tooth. Trying to really just loosen that...

It's kind of like if you're balding and your hair is all the way back here, let it go. Get rid of all of it. If you have one tooth, you're honestly choosing to make a statement. I believe that. You're choosing to make a statement. That's your vibe. Ain't nobody else got one. If you have one tooth, your daily attire is overalls. Denim overalls. You have to. And a straw hat. Holes in your socks. Straw hat in 2025.

Oh my... What? This is another thing. This wasn't even part of the story. Four miles away from that Walmart, there's a carriage and horse crossroads sign on the side of the road. No. You know how there's the turtle crossings? It's a bit, right? This one... No. I literally said to Olivia, I was like, where am I? Where are you? There's no way you grew up around this. Did they park their horse in the garage? It literally was a horse in a carriage on a yellow crossing sign on this street. Now...

So it is legal out in Oklahoma to drive horse on road. I don't know. Saying it is, saying there's a sign there, it should be, right? Yes.

Now, maybe they were coming from like the forest. Okay, but I'm saying like, do you think everybody that owns a horse has a ranch? What if somebody just has like a 2,000 square foot house with like a three car garage? It's like a Ford Explorer, a Corolla, and a Stallion. They just reverse it. There's just a big water pail and like hay. And they're just like, all right, come on, boy.

All right, what happened in Oklahoma? These three girls come up. They're taking pictures. Oh, love the show. Actually, two of them said they bought tickets. They're going to be at the Oklahoma City show. Did they have teeth? Yes. Both had teeth. One had a great smile. Nice. So as they're taking pictures, there's this father and son duo walking out, and the kid's taking a quadruple take of me. All the looks, right. So he walks back in. Girls leave. I'm starting to walk. He goes, excuse me, excuse me.

Hey, my dad had a question. No, he didn't. You did. But here we go. My dad had a question. Do you play for the Thunder? And I go, oh, God, no. Way less interesting life. We have a podcast. You not. Love this reaction, by the way. But say we have a podcast. We have a podcast. No! Okay, so my initial thought.

If all it took for me to say was podcast, you knew my name, you were 12 out of 10 excited, you knew it the whole time. Right. So I appreciate the question to solidify. You knew. You knew it was us. Yeah. So he freaks out. Right.

This kid's probably 15. Can I please get a picture? Of course. Dad already has the phone ready. I'm like, Gucci. Dad's like, I got you. He goes, no, I want it on my phone. He goes, buddy, I'll just airdrop it. I want it on mine, Dad. Okay. Fair request. I said, Dad, take his phone. Dad, take his phone. Kid's about to crash out. Yeah, yeah.

gets his kid's phone yeah goes for the picture everything's normal outside of this i'm it really was like yeah he was like edge right before he speared yeah we go to take the picture this kid's probably five eight five nine so i'm obviously i'm just shoulder right over right over his shoulder for whatever reason he thinks it's like a cool or macho thing to do the same thing so he takes his arm all the way up my back and he puts his over my yeah he's in duress now so it's

Hands right here. It's dangling. It's a dead hand. Right next to my face. Smell it, huh? So, oh, oh, it's worse. Right when the dad's like, alright, y'all ready? I hit my patented piece. Kid goes to do a piece. Swear to God, he goes, the kid bum-bumped me and it was in my mouth like a dentist. He literally went like this. His hand's dead. It's so close to me, it's dangling. I do the piece. He goes, oh, that's pretty cool. Oh, fuck.

No. And this is the same place that we said straw hats, overalls, holy socks, no grill.

Oh, his hand was clean? His hand tasted like Michelin tires for sure. Oh, my God. I went home and I drank Listerine. Cam, you should have punched him. I'm not exaggerating. It wasn't like this. It was like... No, he was... It like slid through. At what point was he... He was exploring your grill. Yeah, he had just been grabbed. He was like... Was he really that nice? So... He goes... So we do that and he bum bumps me. And I'm literally like this in the picture of...

You're a better man than me, boy. Fuming. I go, as soon as he gets his arm off, I go, it was great to meet you. I like speed walk out. As I'm walking out, I'm just mad in my head. This kid just put his finger in my mouth. That's the dirtiest kid I've ever seen, his fingers in my mouth. I'm walking to my car, two cars away from me. I hear, you said it was $12.50. Okay? I'm not making this up. You said it was $12.50. How much was it? She goes, $12.50.

He goes, $14. I don't got the extra buck 50. The guy goes, it probably was then 1250. Think about tax, you dumb. And I turned,

I turn around. They're screaming at each other. I turn around. It's this older couple that's literally just getting into a minivan with, I'm talking like one item in the bag. I don't know what it was, but she was pissed about that extra $1.50. She came back. I thought you said it was $12.50. He goes, did you think about tax, you dumb? And they're screaming it, bro. And I, it just, you never know.

Yeah, in Oklahoma. It's unbelievable. It will be a part of our vlog on Patreon whenever we go to Oklahoma for that show. We're definitely going to go to that Walmart. You cannot. You have to go there. You absolutely have to. You know what we should do? We should buy like a timeshare in Oklahoma City for whenever we're older, whenever we want to go back down old memory lane. Hey man, just pack the kids up. Let's go out there for a week.

We leave the wives and the children at that, and we just go explore. We go creep hunting in Oklahoma. I want my future kids, and I'm dead serious. I want my future kids to never cross that border. I never want them to see the welcome to Oklahoma sign. Welcome to Oklahoma or welcome to San Antonio. Your kids are not allowed in either. But which one? If they had to, where are you taking your family? Oh, my God. Where are you taking your family on a seven-day can't-leave trip?

Oklahoma City, San Antonio, Texas. Oklahoma City because I can at least gamble and just get out. You go. Y'all do whatever you want. I'm gambling. Seven days straight.

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Voldemort? No, not Voldemort. You know, Harry Potter always... We'll get to that a different day. We'll get to that a different day. I talked to a girl for a while who looked like Voldemort. Same house. No, you...

I liked her a lot. I have a thing for weird noses, dude. Oh, man. Too big, too small. If it's just right, get out of here. You know what I mean? I want you smelling everything or not enough. Yeah, exactly. You need them either super-sense or like no-sense. Yeah, it's like I want you to look like you are a descendant of a falcon. You know what I mean? I want you to, like that could be used as a weapon.

You know what I mean? Yeah, I want you to have to sliver through doors with that thing. You got to be careful. I want you to sniff me before I even get home from work. I want you to sniff me on 35 driving back. I want you to stick your head out the window like a basset hound and smell the ending out two miles away. You know what I mean? Me.

No, I do have a weird thing for noses. I want you to dissect from my fart what I had for breakfast. She goes, about a quarter of a blueberry muffin, a little bit of grapes. Was that orange juice? Oh, you actually brought up muffins.

Muffins. I have a different question. Muffins, right? I saw this on TikTok. Okay. Guy had a great question. It was like a four-minute video. I only watched the beginning of it. On brand for you. If somebody has a cupcake, right? Cupcake? If somebody has a cupcake. Okay. They wipe off the icing and they hand it to you. Yes or no, did they just give you a muffin? No. They gave me a cupcake. That is a muffin. That's a cupcake. How so? Because it's still made of cake. It's cake in a cup.

It's a cupcake. Muffins are muffins. It's a cupcake. If someone takes a cake, you wipe the ice and they give you a loaf of bread? No, that's different. The base of a muffin and the base of a cupcake are the same thing. No, they're not. The only thing is the crusted top, and you can get a muffin with no crusted top. You get a topless muffin? You get a topless muffin?

Brother, just because they're shaped the same doesn't mean they're the same. What's the difference between a cupcake and a muffin then if you take off the icing of a cupcake? One is cake batter. That's not true. What the f*** are cupcakes then? You need a different question. What's the difference? Okay, what's a muffin? Muffin! What is it? It's a muffin. They're extremely... I can't... You can literally... If you got a blueberry cupcake...

and a blueberry muffin, and you were to eat ass end up like you like to do, if you were to eat the bottom of it straight up, you wouldn't be able to differentiate which one's a muffin and which one's a cupcake, and that's on God. No, no, you can't. How? Because a cake is sweeter.

Oh, you almost threw that right at him. A cake is cake. Yes. A muffin is not. Now, you're saying there's both sugar, but one is a cake. Okay, but what makes a cake a cake?

I mean, am I Gordon Ramsay? Exactly. So you're the one that's saying it. If you make it the same way and you just give it a different name, that's different. Nope, that's too far. If we both had a dish and all the ingredients are the same except for two, is that the exact same dish? Yes, it'll just taste a little different.

If I don't put salt... So how can something be the exact same, yet a little different? That doesn't make sense. It's either the exact same, or it's a little different. If I made lasagna... Yes. You ever had it? Yes. Gee, silent. If I made lasagna, right? Yes. I put it on a plate, right? One plate had a little bit of that sauce on it. Other plate, no sauce on that lasagna. That's still lasagna, right? Just some ingredients are missing on one. Go, Peter.

Go, Theta. Go, Theta. Go, Theta. Good job. That was nice. That was nice. That's a f***ing sauce. It's an ingredient, though. Is sauce an ingredient? Yes, yes, yes. Okay, so I won that point. Next argument. What is it? Go ahead. No, you didn't. No, I thought you had more. Go ahead. No, I'm saying just because it's very similar does not mean it's the same.

If you did a big muffin, if you took muffin batter and put it into a cake pan, so is it now a cake just because you cooked it like a cake? Like in the same shape as a cake? No, they're the same thing. You're the one differentiating them. I'm saying... No, the world differentiates them. I'm not the guy that went, hey, let's call that one cupcake. Yeah, but I'm just saying the only thing that makes a cupcake a cupcake is the icing.

No. It's icing and branding. That's the only thing that makes it different. And the time of day you eat it. First off, do you understand a cupcake is just a smaller form of cake? Like it is a cake in small form as a muffin is to a mini muffin. Right. It's not this whole new concoction. It's literally cake in like a bite-sized form just so you can get a little bit, not a whole cake. Yes, and a muffin is the same thing. It's bigger and you eat it at breakfast. Are cakes the same as muffins? Here we go. Is a cake and a muffin the same thing?

Am I about to get a go, Cal? No, no, no. No, you're not. They're the same. Oh, I can't answer. Get it loaded, boys. I can't answer. Oh, you can't answer. What does that mean? No, because you're not allowing me. You're not allowing me. No, no, that is a false start. You're fired. Oh, ew. Go, Cal. Go, Cal. Go, Cal. Okay, I'll say this. God, that's just good. They are the same. Yes, you didn't let me answer.

They are the same, so now your Go Cam one is negated. They are the same. So, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen. Are me and Preston brothers? Yes. Right? Are me and my cousin cousins? Yes. Are we all a family? Yes. But we're closer to each other. Me and Preston are closer in relation, right, than me and my cousin? Yes. But we're all family. Cupcakes and cakes are brothers. Yes.

No. Right? They're brothers. No, they're not. They're brothers. One's just shorter. They come from the same place. They have the same equal amount of DNA in them. They're just one smaller than the other. Shut up! They're brothers. A muffin is the cousin. But guess what? They are all brothers.

And that's whenever you sing to me. Oh, no. Do not sing it. Do not sing it. Yeah. Do not sing it. Dance on your own. No, no. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, because I because I could end it by saying, are you and your cousin the same person?

debating close. We're debating the exact same. That's what I gotta say. Is a cake and a muffin the same? Are you actually gonna do this for me? Are you gonna do it? I'll kiss you right here. Cakes and cupcakes are in the exact same thing. Don't pinch me. Cakes and cupcakes are in the same thing. Hey, hey, Bubba. Hey, it's just one. It's just one. Just stay on that knee. Say, I'm sorry, Papa. I'm not sorry. I'm right.

Oh, oh, so okay. So for definitive rightness, the question was, are cake and muffins the same thing? No, no, no. Answer me. Answer me. Answer me. Are cakes and muffins the same? It's a yes or no. I gave you consecutive yeses and noes.

All right, that's it. It's locked and loaded. They're cousins. Oh, no. No, you. No, you. No, no, no, no. Clip it. No, I will. Why don't you clip me? Why don't you clip me? Why don't you? Clip that because it is not that is that is honestly I'm singing his song. Sing a song for him. That's a monumental moment. Sing it. Sing it. Okay. We're clearing house. No, I'm just kidding.

I go, indeed. Hey, indeed. Go check Lynn. You know, I was reading comments the other day about our debates, and I like to read what people think. And I appreciate the people that understand that we've done this since me and Cameron were like 18. We've argued about everything since we were 18. It used to be about TVs. It used to be about everything. We used to do this in the dorm with a bunch of people. So I appreciate the people that get it. Zero cameras in sight. Right? Real. So I was...

Sorry, that threw me off. Oh, I thought you were like, I thought you were getting emotional. No, no, that threw me off. I literally thought you were like, so, I was like, what the f*** coming next? So I was, I was like, what are we doing? I was reading a comment, right? A DM actually I got. It said, hey Payton, I've been listening to the podcast every week for three years. I went and watched the YouTube version of the podcast every

for the first time and I had I did not guess y'all would look that way and it literally like me up like you like you understand that there's people right now that are diehard listeners on Spotify never seen us that don't know what we look like now I don't know I don't know if because how is that possible because

That's up every time when they listen. That's a good point, but that's a cartoon. I mean, it's a character, but yeah. But even if, maybe they have a thing, I don't know. Maybe they don't see it. Maybe they don't. I was assuming it was on Spotify because it's our biggest audio platform. But maybe it's like something else. They have LimeWire. I don't know where this podcast goes. I don't know. That is wild to think of. It honestly threw me for a loop. And I'm just like...

I think we're pretty big on TikTok. Like, I think our videos get put out there, like 20 million views on some things. There's a chance that you've at least came across it once. Even if you didn't realize it in the moment. Like, that's a...

So I want you all to comment, if you're an audio listener on Spotify or wherever on iTunes, is there anybody that hasn't seen our faces before? That's kind of scary. I don't really like that. I don't like that. How do you know everything about my life, but you don't know my freckles? You don't know the mole I have? You've never seen me? Do you think I sound like what I look like? Go again?

Hey, my name's Peyton Harden of the You Should Know Podcast. Dick's big as hell. That was a rough way to introduce myself. Golly. I'm sorry. I mean, I would say that's hard to ask, though, because we see each other every day. Like, it's hard to, you know what I'm saying? Don't you do it. Okay, here we go. Hey, what's up, man? Yeah, my name's Cam. What do you do? Oh, that's sick. How long have you been doing that? You sound like you sell your ass for the right price. Okay, your turn. Go.

Hey, my name's Peyton Hart in the You Should Know Podcast. We're going on a world tour here pretty soon. If I had to guess, that conversation was to yourself in a mirror with no one else around in a 3XL hoodie. That's what you sound like. That's what I actually look like. I do that. That's what you sound like. Just like this. Hey, I'm Peyton. We're going on tour. I actually do that, though.

I talked to myself in a 3XL hoodie. That's how you met me. No, but that is way in the past. Thank God for that. That is – I don't know, though. You sound – that's impossible to say. I think you sound like you look, but I've seen you. They said no behind the camera. Oh, he said no. Okay, Rob. Personally.

Time out? I don't even think that's a real thing. There's definitely people that don't sound like what they look like. Okay, but that's like the people that if they pop out an accent or one of those villain voices, their voice is crazy deep. Yeah, Mike Tyson would be a great... If you were to just see Mike Tyson, you wouldn't be like...

Hey, get your bird back, fat. You know what I mean? I'm Mike Tyson. I really want to fight. This means nothing. This is stupid. This all means nothing in this ecosystem. I'm just a person. I'm just a person. I'm not here to be glorified or none of that. We're all going to die, be burned, there in the ground. That's what matters. That's not the guy you look at. Why are you so good at that? I think it's the lisp. I think it's the lisp community all comes together. Yeah, yeah.

CJ definitely doesn't sound like CJ looks like. Now, I can get on that train. No. CJ doesn't sound like that. I think I look exactly how I sound. Oh, 100%. K-Rob. K-Rob is him. K-Rob, yeah. Now, Pierce, not at all. Now, Pierce, not at all either. Oh, Pierce is a... Dude, Pierce, back in like the 20s. Like 1920s? Yeah. Oh, he would have thrived. Pierce could have been a circus act. I know. Pierce would have thrived. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Pierce, 1800s. Oh, yeah. No.

Pierce, Pierce, Pierce would have slaved in the 1800s. Pierce has been trying to find, he donates to the Time Machine Foundation. He's like, take me back. He goes, this time isn't mine. This one's too hard. He's like, that guy's playing Young Thug in the Walmart loud. Take me back. He goes, pajamas in the produce section. Y'all laughing a little too hard. I don't like that. Pierce goes, take me back to when things were pure and all nice.

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I go upstairs thinking it's a hunger cry. I'm like, he's probably hungry. It's a time, right? His father. And it's perfect time. I'm thinking, okay, he's got to eat. Liv goes, that's not a hunger cry. You didn't listen to it. So I go, all right. Let's address the kid first, and then we're going to circle back to this. We take care of him. It turns out it was a diaper cry. What the fuck? Yeah. So I go, what exactly did you mean when you said it wasn't a hunger cry? Right. Babies have different cries.

Yes. And you know this? You knew this? Yes. You knew babies... I think everybody knows this. So you know that babies have different types of cries. They have their own language. Yes, but I can't differentiate it. I think that's the parents.

Hey, because I've been told this before for years with my different friends that have babies. I think whenever this originated, I think some just like white woman got really bored one day and said, you know, I think babies are talking. I really think they are. No, you're wrong, bro. There is different. You can be able to tell. I think once you're like...

I've heard this all the time. When you're around the kid a lot and you start to pick up what kind of cries there are, you'll see what you'll know. To me, you'll be able to tell what they need. The upset one is obvious, but apparently there's five total cries. And I had a whole crash course last night, and I want to quiz you to see if you can differentiate. Okay, yeah, let's do it. And see if you have any clue. Yeah, or are you going to like...

How does this work? You're going to cry to me? I'm going to cry to you. I'm going to cry for you. I don't know if this is going to be... Okay. Okay. So you're crying. I'm crying. With your voice. With my voice, but I'm crying what the babies would say. There's letters and everything.

Letters? There's a baby crying language. Are we all just as confused? They spell out the cries of what they're saying. Yeah, me too. Okay. Oh, no, no, no. I'm going to give you an Oscar. I don't know. Okay, yeah. I'm going to give you an Oscar. Okay. Stop talking about Benz. Here we go. First cry.

I've never been around a baby. Thank you. But you have a kid. Okay, but just guess. Think about babies. What could that be? Hungry? Yes, you got it. Fucking hungry.

I don't like that one. That one's questionable. Even when I listened to it last night, I said, I think she had an ulterior motive. And whenever your son looks at me, he gives me that one, too. And I'm like, hey! I'm like, hey! You go, I just fed you. I know you're not hungry. Okay, second one. A little different. Hey! Hey! Hey! Oh, that's like there's something in that diaper they want out of it. Oh, no. Good guess. Good guess. Hey! Hey!

hey and i'm doing it based off the video that i want they want okay they want attention no no they don't want attention something one more guess okay hey think about what does it sound like almost like hey like they want like they drop something oh it's not a hey they're not waving it's uh i don't know i don't i don't know that's physically uncomfortable hot cold or wet they would be

That's what I'm saying. Wet. There's something in that diaper. It's not diaper wet. It could be. How else is a baby getting wet? Maybe I spilled a glass of milk on him. It could be diaper. It could be a CPS issue. I thought you meant like a poop. Okay. So partial credit on that one too. Second one. Or third one. Eh. Simply. Eh? E-H. Oh. Eh. And I hear it. Um.

Eh would be... I heard it. I heard it again. Eh would be... Now I'm going to go that one is... That sounds more uncomfortable. I would have taken that one as the uncomfortability one. What could they be... Okay, what could they be uncomfortable for? What do they need to do? Something needs to come out. They got to poop? Close, but no.

Yeah, throw up. Oh, they're about to burp and throw up. Apparently, eh is burp. Universal for babies. That does make sense. No, it doesn't. Whenever I'm about to throw up, I give a good, eh. Mine's just got a little more bass in it. You just had a U, a G, an H. Mine's a little more bass in it. Okay. Two more. If your baby's doing that, you got to get into the performing arts. That's Michael Jackson. O-W-H. Oh. If your baby's doing that, I don't want to be around it. If I hear an infant go, eh.

I'm going to be like, fuck you. I don't know what that means. What is that? Think of it as the softest. Oh, it's a little tickle. You're not tickling him. He goes, no. I don't know. What is it? They're sleepy. You see how I'm starting to think this is.

No, it does make sense. I think I just... You said you thought the kid was getting tickled. The kid's trying to take a nap. Oh, no. It's definitely a real thing, and those do make sense whenever they're explained. I just am never around a baby, so I wouldn't know. But think about first-time parents. You've got to learn them. Well, that's what I'm saying. What about right off the rip? No, no. Yeah, I'm saying. Like Malachi's going, eh. And then he's trying to slap his back and get a burp out. He's like, I'm trying to take a nap. That's why I have a vasectomy. I'm not going to... They snip my... right up. About 15-minute procedure. They cut my nut.

Oh yeah, I got a little vasect sec. You do not have a vasect sec. Oh yeah, but if I change my mind, snip me back. Michael Scott style. Snip, snap, snip, snap, snip, snap. You know how hard three vasectomies is on a person? Wait, would you ever? Would I ever get a vasectomy? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Pre or post kids? Now.

I would get one now. A vasectomy? You'd get a vasectomy before the end of 2025. I would get a vasectomy before the end of the day. No, you wouldn't. Why? I understand. I understand that. But I'm saying, you got skills? Yeah. No. You have resources? The thing is, I get old, the skills start to lessen. My three-point shooting average has gone down. I'm about 20% from the field. I used to shoot about 94% beyond the arc. I'm like, well, my next month is ruined for anxiety. Here we go.

I'm abstinent. But I would get a vasectomy. I wanted a vasectomy. I brought it up to my mom when I was like 11 or 12, bro. I always knew like I don't want kids. Unless I find the right one. So as a kid. I didn't want kids. You didn't want kids. As a literal youth. As a child. No. You were in the fifth grade talking to your mom about getting your penis sniffed. No, that's not what a vasectomy is. They don't touch your penis.

I beg to differ. They definitely got to touch it. They might not go in and cut it, but they got to. That's what I was saying. They don't snip your penis. Oh, yeah. Well, for me, they'd have to move it. They got to tape it to my chest. They said, God, this guy. Jimmy, help me real quick. They're like, the little emergency button. They press it. They're like, everybody, hands on deck. They go, get the crane in here. Get the crane. Yeah, 100% I would give it a sec sec. See, I'm not going to lie. I would be that test monkey for the male birth control.

I'll take it. Let me be a try. Let me try. My spine might come out my foot, but I'm going to try it. What? Why wouldn't we? You would. Okay. Now in, in the contract of you being the test. Yeah.

Do you have to perform an art to where the product is being tested at a certain volume? Maybe? I think you do have to, but I think you just put it into a little tube and they go run that through a lab. I don't think you go... That would make more sense. You think they just have people that are like, if I get pregnant right now, yeah, we'll try it. How did you think that test was going to go?

I'll tell you, the guy's a freak. You should hear what he said about a Lamborghini Urus the other day. I don't think. Yeah, Zeph Zeph's a freak to the Urus. Yeah, see, I wasn't expecting you to bring it out. That's not what you said. What did I say? It's okay. But I think it's fine. I think it's normal that I want a vasectomy, and I think that's my right as a person. No, I think that is your right. I think it's fine now. When you say it at 11 years old, now that's where it's a little questionable. It's just different. What's the most down, bad thing you contemplated doing for money?

Oh. Because I have a thick list, and I was close. Like, almost like I was at the front door. Oh, my God. Yeah. But you told me. Off the top of my head, just right now, I don't know. I don't know if I was ever down that bad. You've donated an un— Oh, yeah. There's a large percentage of my plasma in the state of Arkansas because I wanted to go to Kroger and be able to buy whatever groceries I wanted. I—

was a regular. They would dap me up. I walk into a plasma bank center and they dap me up. Yeah, that's a problem. If you're donating that much plasma for what, was it like $10 a plasma? No, they were paying good. I had a card. Didn't you buy your engagement ring off with plasma? No.

I did not buy my wife's ring with plasma money. You told me you did something with it. No, I bought all my groceries. That's strange. I said, hey, you coming down? You want some steaks? I said, all right, just give me a couple days. I went in there. They drained me clean. 48 hours, a lot of water. I'm healthy. Good to go. The most down-bad thing I got close to doing, and this is a story. I am scared what you're about to say. Donating my seeds. A little swimmy donation. Swear. Swear.

Peyton, I immediately need to know two things. Yeah. Geographical location of where you were. Houston, Texas. No, God, okay. That answers the second one, the age. You, as a 20, 21-year-old spry young buck, were thinking about going to the drop-off, the bank, and spreading your seed. Oh, my God. And at that time, I was libido's high. I could have filled up six cups.

Yikes. Man. I couldn't even roll over to bed in the morning. I was too.

He said, I was good God. I would have broke something. Yeah. No, I went, I Googled it. I searched it. I looked like, would I have to be in the people's life afterwards? And you sign a paper. You don't have to, at least the one I went to, it was kind of backdoor ish. Like they didn't have like any images on their website. It was one of those. So I think it was just a guy that I was like, you walk in the doctors in a car, harden some boots. He's like, give it up. He's like, just go to that room, do what you need to put in the glass. He was like, you want a magazine? You want me in there? I don't know.

He goes, you're still not done? Let me call up my friend. He goes, oh, hold on. Cheryl, come down here again. He's like, hold on. I got it. Wait. Okay. I went all the way to the front door. You went to, like. Get my Jeep Wrangler. Okay, so you're not saying, like, scenario front door. You were very close to walking. You physically went to the building. I was poor, dude. I was down bad monetarily. I don't, it was good. I don't remember, but I remember it was enough to make me drive to the front door. So, but before.

So before, like, burgers on, like, six-hour shifts, you said, donation. Oh, yeah. Before, maybe a 40% off of Dick's Sporting Goods, you said, I'm just going to be the Dick's Sporting Goods. You didn't think of a regular job first. Well, I didn't want to do, like, fast food or anything like that because the oils would make my skin break out. And so I was like, I'm not doing that. I can – but I –

I do this in my bathroom. Might as well do it for some money. You know what I mean? He goes, fuck me, I clock into this job every day. He said, why am I not getting paid for it? I don't mind a couple overtime shifts. Yeah, so I drove up to the front door and it was like...

You ever drove up to one of those buildings that there's no branding on the outside, but there's trucks? And you're like, I can't tell what's going on in here, but this is where the address took me? There's no windows. There's a lot of like... No windows. It's one of those where there's grass growing out of the brick. It's like, this doesn't look good from the outside. And then I got up there, and the front door is the only window you can see through.

In the demo they were bringing in, I immediately looked inward, dude. I was like, I don't belong with these people. Wait, wait, wait. I was like, I'm above these people. Who was in there? Oh, who was in there? Those Oklahoma f***ers. The one tooth. It was a bunch of them. It was a bunch of people who do not have dental insurance. I can tell you that. A bunch of people, they take their socks off. COVID's coming back. Oh, man.

All your meetings are going to be on Zoom. I swear to God, they take that boot off. Now let's just think about this. Let's connect the dots. Let's go ahead. You're going as a spry young buck 2021. Oh my God. Your seat is a value. Rip through my denim jeans. And you're looking in and you see a 58-year-old man, toothless, overalls. Oh yeah, dude. And they were already pre-looking at the magazines in the lobby.

It was one of those. It's like they're getting a little warm up in there. It's like whenever you start your car in the cold, you got to sit in it for a little bit before you drive. That's what they were doing. Oh, my God. There it was. And then I saw CJ in the corner like this. Yeah, no, it was bad. Dude, isn't it crazy that we both gave bodily fluids just wildly different foods? Wildly different. What happens if you miss the cup?

Do they charge you? If they're charging you to yourself because of a miss, then they're con artists. First off, you need to calm down. If you're missing the cup. No, 2019 Peyton, you could have, dude, I would have been top five on the paper. They're like, what the fuck is going on? That still blows my mind. I feel like there's never been a normal conversation regarding your work history before.

That has just been, ah, didn't want to, didn't think of that. Why didn't you think about McDonald's? The grease, the aroma, the oils. It made me break out. Break my skin out. Now I'm spending more money on self-care. And I'm not good at customer service, dude. I'm really not. I generally don't care about this building enough or this job to be nice to you if you're mean to me. But you would be a hell of a person at a fast food. You think so? Back in the young days, too, you'd have an AirPod in or you'd have one little stringy headphone in. You'd be sitting there.

You'd just be listening to your podcast, flipping. You think I could cook? Oh, you're not. Oh, buh. It's frozen patty. Click 45 seconds, hit go. Oh. And then you go mayo. You have a lot of hope in me because I'd find a way to fuck that up. You probably would. You probably would. The You Should Know Podcast.

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Didn't you say something about Kroger? I heard something about Kroger. Oh, yeah, you were getting the groceries. So for your plasma, you'd go get groceries, right? And I had this conversation with somebody, right? And I want to know what you think. Because we always rank a bunch of different things. Yes. But this might be a hot take. But I genuinely believe... Shocker. I genuinely believe Dollar General is the best grocery store of all time. And it is highly, highly underrated. Brother, one...

I'm going to go on a ledge hot take myself. Dollar General sucks. And two, it is not a grocery store. One, wow. It's not a grocery store. First off, you grow up rich if you think Dollar General isn't all that. Dollar General is the mecca of everything. No, Dollar General was the mecca when we were young. Now, whew.

Now it's still good. And it is a grocery store. It's not a grocery store. There's nothing that you can say. Dollar General is a convenience store. It's a convenience store? Dollar General is a convenience store.

It is a grocery. Can you buy groceries in Dollar General? Depending on the Dollar General, of course, you can buy some groceries. Then that makes it a grocery store. There's a store and there's groceries in it. Grocery store. That was a quick one. Should I sing already? No, you should not sing already. I didn't know. No, you should not sing already. Is Dollar Tree a grocery store? Can you buy eggs and milk? No, you cannot. Some of them. I've seen milk in a Dollar Tree. Oh, then yeah.

Those are not grocery stores. I bought a salad in a Dollar Tree. You can buy it. There's milk in gas stations. No, but they still sell gas. That makes it a gas station. But apart from the gas station, when you go into that, it's a convenience store. It's quick things. There's not a big variety. There's not your normal grocery store. There's not all your... What makes a grocery store a grocery store then? To me, a grocery store is all your groceries. Dollar General does not have all your groceries.

have all your groceries you don't know what my dietary nutrition stats are i could genuinely just eat eggs and salami sandwiches and i can get that at a dollar i got i got you locked in not finding salami at a dollar yeah i could 100 get salami at a dollar general you're not buying there's not a deli there's not a deli in a dollar you can literally there's not one you're not walking up to a person a yellow shirt and a black hat that says dg says hey can i get a quarter pound of honey sliced ham first of all you're going to really good dgs if there's

employees readily available i've never gone i've never gone to a dollar general where i can find somebody i'm literally like hey hello yeah i've i've been i'll sit at the check i'll be like i've been here 15 minutes but i'm getting this one dollar plunger you're better than me i'll scream if i'm up there but no you're not you're not getting salami can you get chips at a dollar general yes can you get can you get chips at a gas station yes yes can you get gas at a dollar general

You can get propane. Can you get gas at a Dollar General? No. Can you get gas at a gas station? Yes. So that's the difference. Next one, right? So what can you get at a grocery store that you cannot get at a Dollar General?

Deli Meats. You can get Deli Meats. I've already told you. I've physically bought that. Pre-packaged Deli Meats? It doesn't matter how. Okay, so it's Deli Meats. So that's another L. So what's the next one? You can't get a full assortment. You can't get specific things. There's very, very, very little choices, hence convenience stores. Dollar Generals are always on the way to the grocery store. They'll be put there in the middle of nowhere because the grocery store is 30 minutes away.

They might need a two liter of off-brand Coke at 8 o'clock at night. Let's throw a Dollar General there. So say, in your example, if the big grocery store is far away, and so you get all your groceries from a Dollar General, does that not make it your grocery store? No. That makes it your... It's convenient! It is convenient! So if I have a Target I can walk to, is that convenient? Yes! Thank you.

If I have it, answer me. If you have a Target, yeah, that's convenient. So that is a convenient store as well because it is a store that is convenient. No, that's still a grocery store. I think it's time because I think he's running out. Do you want to keep going? You're fighting? You keep fighting? Bro, a Dollar General. Okay, I would say another point. You cannot get – a Dollar General is very condensed, very small selection. I've already said that, right?

You cannot, there's no, just rightfully, you're arguing semantics, definitions. No one's going to say a Dollar General is a grocery store compared to your Walmarts, Kroger's, stuff of that nature. What makes them different? You can't buy a TV in a Dollar General. That's not groceries. Walmarts, Targets, Kroger's. TVs aren't groceries. So, okay, is a Whole Foods the same as Dollar General?

Whole Foods is strictly groceries, right? No, it's not strictly groceries, but yeah. What do they sell that's not groceries? Vitamins, supplements, flours. Okay, so it's groceries. Yeah, you're a wizard today. Okay, so is a Whole Foods a Dollar General? Are they very similar? Is a Whole Foods a Dollar General? No, a Whole Foods is a Whole Foods. Okay, is Whole Foods and Dollar General the same? They're both grocery stores, yes.

They are. Dollar General and Whole Foods are neck and neck for you. They're cousins. They're brothers. Is AMC, the movie theater, the same as the 25 cent movie theaters you can get and go watch old films, right? Are they the same? Those are both movie theaters. Thank you, but one doesn't show the new movies and it's all big and nice and exciting, right? The same thing comparatively to the Whole Foods and the Dollar General.

That's not, that's a stretch. I think my whole foot is in the pot right now. No, it's not. You're pulling a hamstring. I think it is. What's another Publix? I've never been to a Publix. Never been? Jesus Christ. H-E-B. Like, H-E-B is the same as a Dollar General? You're shitting me. No, they're not the same. H-E-B is a grocery store. Yeah, they're both grocery stores, but they're not the same grocery store. There's levels, yes, I agree. But in my opinion, it's fair, because name another grocery store where you can get groceries for a dollar.

You don't get groceries for a dollar at Dollar General. Dollar General's expensive. No, it's like $1.75, right? No, that's Dollar Tree and it's $1.25. Dollar General's like $3.50 for a box of Graham crackers. And you can buy outdoor furniture at a Dollar General. Outdoor furniture? It's a $6 pool chair. It's not outdoor furniture. It's a pool chair with a tiki torch. It's the same. Because it's a new nowhere on the way to the real furniture. No, I have a Dollar General in a very affluent neighborhood.

Actually, I'd be willing to argue that. I think dollar generals are literally in the... No, it's not true at all. I don't know if there's a dollar general in Frisco. I don't know if there's one. There's one in Pflugerville. But it was there previous to the expansion of the empire. No, it's new. Dollar general is... Dollar general is not...

You're just rich, dude. Sorry you weren't out here with the regular civilians. No, don't do that. When's the last time you've been in a Dollar General? About a year ago. I was in a Dollar General this weekend. Really? That's why I'm passionate. Dude, it's the best. I love a Dollar General. And they're always connected. Like, if you ever get one on a shopping strip, they're connected to Route 21. Did you hear yourself? Wicked pool, huh? Did you hear yourself? Has there been an HEB with a Route 21 next to it? Yes. Yes.

Yes, there has. Yes, there has. In Pflugerville, Texas. No, there isn't. It's in Huddo. It's connected. Yes, it's connected. And like a nail salon and like some tax place. They're all connected.

You're out of your mind. I'm telling you. Why do y'all have standing Route 21s? By themselves, not in a wall. No, they're stripped. I'm talking they're stripped together. No, I know, but self-standing Route 21s, disgusting in its own word. We're nice. Well, okay. We're going to go down this line because this is the shit you like to do, right? I'm going to say things you can buy at Walmart, things you can buy at Dollar General. Okay? Okay. Customized birthday cake from the bakery. No. Can you buy that at Dollar General? No. Okay. It's not a grocery. Fresh daily bread.

Dollar General? You can get bread at Dollar General. Fresh daily bread. You can't say specific brands. That's different. That's not a f***ing brand. I'm talking about bread. Fresh daily bread. Bread that's made fresh daily. It's not groceries.

It's not groceries. It's not groceries. Bread is not groceries? Yes, bread is. But fresh daily bread doesn't make something more or less of a... If you just say bread, yes, you can buy bread at both. Yeah, you can buy bread, but that's... But you're saying just because it's nicer at another place doesn't mean it's not a... There's just a bakery. There's a fully... Bakery does not make it a grocery store. So does Dollar General have a bakery? Doesn't make it a grocery store. No, we're just going to go down the line. Okay, yeah. Does it have a parking lot? Like, does it have revolving doors? That's like the same type of thing I'm saying. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.

Does it have tap to pay? Like, that's what I'm saying. You're just naming things that are nice. That's what I'm saying. You're just naming things that are nicer. So how many no's do we have to get to to say they're not the same? That's kind of a picture I'm painting. If there's 90 things that they don't have that are not the same. Because you're saying just because it doesn't have the nicest version of something doesn't make it nice. No, I'm not saying nicest version. Just because it has fresh daily bread doesn't. So Aldi. I'll go into Aldi. There's not fresh daily bread in there. Is that a grocery store? Aldi is a grocery store. Does that have fresh daily bread? No.

So your Dollar General point that you just tried to make is wrong, right? That's fine. That one. There you go. I think my... Yeah, that deserves it. Come on. Go pay her. Go pay her. Go pay her. Go pay her. That was nice. Now I'm not going to lie. K-Rod feels bad for you right now. How bad you're getting cooked. While Dollar General is not traditionally considered a grocery store. What do you know?

What do you know? He can't make an argument by himself. Has to chat GBT. Not traditionally. Oh, that was just Google. That's not a chat GBT. Oh, not traditionally? Yeah, it's not. It's okay, bud. It's all right. It's an L. It's an L. You have taken so... Hey, I've read so many comments saying, I love how the podcast has evolved to Cam being wrong majority of the time. I've read that every single week. They're like, it's Peyton winning every time now. Dude, I'm telling you, I'm just smarter. It is a paradigm shift. Good God. Of course,

Oh, I'm not going to restart it. You know it's not a grocery store. I cooked on that one. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You should know podcasts. So me and Cam just came from walking outside, right? If you don't know, our studio is in downtown. Me and Cam were just walking downtown, and this debate just randomly sparked out of nowhere. So we're like, we got to save it. We're coming on to talk about it. We are arguing right now. If you live in a car, are you considered homeless? Yes.

Yes. That's not much of a... Absolutely, you're not, Cam. No.

Now, okay, I get what you're trying to do, right? Yeah. You're trying to put on your beautiful little robe, your satchel, and just be the shepherd to all the lambs. You're homeless. Let's just keep it honest. Okay. And that's not a wrong thing. No, I'm not. I'm not, like, smiting you, but I'm saying that's not a home. Yes, it is. You're sleeping in your car. Yes, and what is the number one phrase when you talk about a home? A home is where the heart is.

Alright Disney Channel! No! A home is a house! It's a home, an apartment, a home. It's where you live permanently and that is a home. It's its own building. You don't- You live permanently? For your home? You have to permanently live there for it to be your home? Are we kidding? If you go to a hotel and you sleep there for a night, is that your home?

Or do you go back to your house where you stay permanently? If I'm on a one-year lease at my apartment, is that a home still? You permanently live there for your lease, for your term of your lease. You're there permanently. That is where you go home. Do you know what the word permanent means? Not until you die. That's what permanent means. No. That is what permanent means. I didn't say for eternity. I didn't say from conception to... You said permanently. Your permanent address. Your address. My tattoo is what?

That's permanent. Yes. Can I ever get off, get rid of it? What word would you like me to say? I don't know. You brought it up. Where you sleep day in, day out. Okay. So if I sleep in my car day in, day out, that's my home. It's not a home. It's not a home because you're sleeping in a car.

That's not your home. That's not, you can't get mail at your car. You can't say my license plate is VMH 778. I can't. Okay. They don't have a mailbox with your home. That's crazy. They don't give you mail. That's crazy. Because right now at my house, I can't get mail. That's not because you lost your key. No, because mail genuinely cannot come to my house. There's a mess up with the postal service. I,

I cannot get mail at my house, so do I not have a home? No, but you had... I literally shipped my passport to your house because I can't get mail. You said something messed up. You had... When you got there, there was a working mail system. I remember grabbing mounds of mail out of your mailbox and walking back. Your mail works. So just because something messed up... Okay, what about this? Yes or no, are there people who fiscally can buy a home, right? Yes.

Okay. There's people out there that can financially buy a home, but decide to buy a van and travel around the country and live in their van. Is that van not their home? You're talking like RVs? No, I said a van. Like a van, and they like gut the van out. I don't care what they do to it. Now that's nomadic, sure. So it's a home?

But that's not what we're arguing. We were just down here. If you take that approach and choose to take a car, gut the car out, add a sink, shower, bed. No, I did not say that. I said it's a car. Is a van a car? A van. If someone's living in a normal van, no. Is a van a car? Yes. If you're deciding to live in that van and travel the country, is that your home? I'm going with no. Why is it not? Because you're sleeping in your car. But that's where I'm deciding to live. I live in there. I do everything in there.

No, you don't. No, you don't. What do they do? You don't have anything in the van. You're just sleeping in the van because you want to travel in sightsee, which is fine. So why is that not a home? Why, though? There's no bed. There's no plumbing. There's no shower. There's no sink. There's no toilet. You can't get mail. So you have to have all that to be a house? The prerequisite of a house is a shower, a sink, a toilet. So whenever we lived in a dorm...

Or people that live in dorm rooms that have community showers. They don't have a, in their rooms, they don't have showers. They don't have laundry. They don't have any of that. They don't have. They have a community version because there's so many people. And you know what the community is to save money. And you know what the community version of living in your van is a seven 11 or a planet fitness. You can go shower. And there's people that choose to go do that. That doesn't make a van a home.

Why not? It's a car. Yes. If no one ever is like, come to my house. And you open it up. Make sure you strap in. Seatbelt on. Why couldn't they? Because it's their car. Just because they're living out of their car.

Does not make it a house. Does not make it a home. Why? Because it's a car. But why? I'm asking. You keep saying that. Why? What's so wrong about it? What's the thing about it? I'm not saying anything's wrong with it. I'm saying it's not a home. Okay, so if I bought a house, right? If I bought this shack of a house. Yes. And there's nothing in it. Like literally, there's not a door. There's not a room. It's a hollowed out house. And I sleep in that thing. I bought it. And I sleep in that thing.

Yes. That's a home. That is a home. It is made for shelter, made for you to be in. It is a building. It cannot move. You just changed your answer. No, I didn't. That's a home. Because you said there's no shower, there's no sink, there's no all this. I said that's things that are in homes. If you bought a house that had nothing in it,

That's a house. What'd you buy? You bought a what? I bought a car that is my house. No, no, no. But when you said, when I bought this what, you said I bought a house. Meaning a home. You bought a home. It's now your home because you live there. Yeah, but if I buy a van for the sole purpose. You bought a car. If I buy a van for the sole purpose for me to live in it, that is a house. So do you drive it? Do you drive it? Yeah. Then that's not your sole purpose. Sole purpose means one.

Your sole purpose is to go to sleep and live in it. If you're driving it, that's no longer a sole purpose. You're doing two things with it. You're driving and you're living. Are mobile homes not houses? Because you can drive them and move them. They're mobile homes. That's completely different. That's a mobile home. It's literally called a mobile home. It's made to go on the road. And I would say a car is a small mobile home. Fuck yeah. No. A mobile home and a Corolla are nowhere near the same.

No, and you know that. You know that. I just want to say, what do y'all think? Who won that? I don't agree. No, I'm saying, who do you think? Out of your own personal biases gone, based off the arguments that are made, who won that? I'm thinking Cam. My personal bias comes in. No, I'm saying without personal bias. Just based off the argument. If you had no information of anything in the world, and you just heard those arguments. I'd probably have to go with Peyton. I'd go with Peyton.

It feels good. It's a fine not to agree with me. I'm just saying based on the arguments that were made. And in the comments, leave it below. So is it fair to say you won the argument, but I won the point? And the statement, the whole reason of the argument? No. So it's just about the arguments? Yeah. So the initial question doesn't even matter. I won the debate. Yeah, you won the debate. Which makes my point the winner. This episode is brought to you by Shopify. Shopify.

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I think it's time for people's favorite segment. You know what that is? Pop culture, pay a nickname. Pop culture, pay a nickname. Pow! So I was going viral on Twitter. Talk to me. There is a video.

You ever watched the news? I try to stay away. I haven't watched it in literally years. But I saw it on Twitter. There's a video of somebody on the news. It's got the lower thirds. And then under it, it's got that running ticker that has words going around like the breaking news. Oh my God. You saw that? I know what you're about to say. Tell them. The ticker at the bottom of the news said there's like miles and miles long volcanoes under the sea. Yep.

That's going to erupt. And apparently in several months, whatever. In the next few months that are going to cause at least 10,000 earthquakes. In what duration? What did it say? I don't know. In a day. In a day.

Are you kidding me? And we have someone talking about some other shit. Yeah. Everyone should be forced to see this. Why was that the lower thirds? Like a running ticker like it was an NBA score. It was like the Knicks beat the Celtics.

Mile-wide underwater volcano about to erupt in a few months, gonna cause 10,000 earthquakes in a day. Now, can we be completely honest? Why have we never heard about this volcano before? Bro, they are... I've never known this volcano existed. And there's no way you just found it.

If it has the power to cause 10,000 earthquakes, it's miles wide, and you're just now finding it. Dude, with a couple months until it expires. And what were they doing? Like, you know what I mean? So they found it. Okay, this is my question. When did they find it? Yeah. If they found it years ago, right? Did we just have a guy just randomly go look at it the other day? They were like, oh.

There is that volcano under there. Let me go take a dive. And they went under there, right? Snapped some pictures. And he was like, oh, that brought the butts. He's like, that brought the butts all over this. He's like this. He's like.

Oh, we only got a couple months, couple months. I'll be back. Yeah, and they're like, that thing looks like 20-year-old Peyton. Like, that thing's about to erupt. He goes, oh, that volcano's filled with libido, filled with it. And like, if we knew about this for a long time, we couldn't take in any precautionary measures. We couldn't have put some tums in the volcano, settle it.

Go give him some antacids. You know what I mean? Poke some holes in it. Let it seep out little by little. A little anti-diarrheal paint at the ACM. 10,000 earthquakes in one day. What happens? At what point? Like, what happens? Well, like, is that it? Is that endgame? Is that wrapped? Yeah. Like, the world becomes a f***ing boppet. Like, we're just all over the place. Are you kidding me? Do we know where it's located? It's off the coast of Oregon, actually. Oregon has a f***ing ocean? You're kidding. In the middle of the...

No, I actually think he just asked if there's an ocean in the middle of Oregon. That's what I think he asked. Well, because he just said... Which is even worse. No, because you asked where it's at and the mother said Oregon. He said off the coast of Oregon. I thought Oregon was in the middle. Why the f*** would I care where Oregon is? What's Oregon except for the ducks and Nike?

They're two awesome things. Is that where Drake was on the jet ski on the music video? Yes. That was the ocean. Oh, no. That was on the ocean. No, no. That was his Nike headboard. Oh, okay. He was in like a pond. But it's Nike, so they do it big. They do their big one. But Oregon is touching it. So Nike's... Everybody go take like... There's no more Nike. Take your sock out of Nike. Go to Under Armour or something. But 10,000. They really don't know what's going to happen here.

And that's not okay. Okay, and so you know what? Genuinely, my question is, the science behind finding that

Like I said, that random guy just had an inkling one day. Let me go check on that underwater volcano that's pretty big. He checked it. He looked at it, and he was like, he didn't say 10. He didn't say 100. For some reason, he said, oh, no, there's going to be 10,000. Yeah, not 10,008. Yeah, not 9,854. 10,000, exactly. And then he said, and it's all going to be one day, this motherfucker,

Is Moana. Yeah. He like knows some. The fear mongering is ridiculous. Well, I wouldn't say that. It might be real. No, it might be real. But why are you saying 10,000? Why not say a lot? Even if it is 10,000.

Do you know it's 10,000 on the dot? That's what I'm saying. Even if it is 10,000, how do you know? I need to know your real... Pull out your notebook. I need to see your notebook. Show me the calculation. Show me your work. You're not Nostradamus. You can't see the future. I was in Ms. Eisenhower's class doing long division, and I got the answer right, but I didn't show no work, so it didn't count. It didn't count.

You gotta show your work, doctor, man. Oh, yes or no, did you ever lie in math? Yeah. Because you cheated, got caught cheating. She said, show the work. You said, oh, I just did it in my head. I can't write it. No, because they knew that wasn't true. Oh, I said that multiple times. Got away with it a couple times. Well, you know what I would do to show my work? What? Like, if so, if I got told...

Hey, you got to go back and show your work. This is exactly what I do. I'd go back. I would write just random numbers and equations. And then I would like, because I was left-handed, I would smear the ink or smear the pencil or I'd just scribble out some of them so she can't completely see. I'd be like, yeah, I was trying to show her. I was like, yeah, I was just, it took me a lot to get there, but I got there. It's in there somewhere. Bro, that is crippling memories that you just brought back up. I would do that. We'd get to the end of it.

I definitely cheated. And I look at the... It's just naked. The page is no work. And I go... I just start rewriting the question. I write it backwards. I throw a couple extra X's, divisions in there. Do a little scribble. Erase. Rewrite the same thing. And I just make it look muddy. Yeah, dude. You can't say there's no work. You might not understand my work, but I got the answer. Dude, some of the most impressive cheating I've done was like... Because...

I always, I took pride in cheating in high school. Like I was like, I'm not going to, I'm going to cheat on this. Cause I had to, I was like, I'm not going to do the work. It was so good. Like, I feel like it's more honorable to find a healthy way to cheat without getting in trouble. And then like cramming all this information just to forget it. Like the, the hour after you take the test, you know what I mean? So I was like, I'm a cheat. I'm still putting in effort. I'm taking time out of my day to work on your class.

And so I would find the pink erasers, right? Those big pink erasers that are kind of like, you know what I mean? Yeah. And so I would flip it and I would write like all the shit on there and just flip it down. That was one of my ways. There's water bottles. There's like inside of my glasses. I'd have glasses and then I'd put it.

You could write on erasers and pencil? Yeah, 100% write on it. Yeah. I used to just do art on there as a kid. Yeah, erasers were lit. Yeah. Because then you could just rub it off and it would burn and go. They had thick ones. They had massive joints like bricks.

I would do the little ones too, though. We are not going to just roll past that. You just said you think it's more honorable to find a very in-depth way to cheat than it is to take the test normal. Yes. That is equivalent of you saying it's more honorable to think out of just a really good, well-thought, hard-working heist...

and rob the bank than it is to work for 40 years and get your money the right way. No, because that hurts people, and that's illegal. Now, if it didn't hurt people, would you stand by it? It's illegal. No. But cheating's illegal in the school system? No, it's not. But it's not a law. It's a policy. So I would say, but yes, I do think cheating is, let me change it. I think cheating is just as honorable as actually studying.

I think it's just as honorable. How? Because if you can put in the effort to find the answers, first of all,

then find a way to get the answers into the test, and then find a way to hide you looking at the answers in the test, I did a lot of work. I'd say you worked, but none of it deserves honor. Okay, or would I rather, and at least I'll have those answers permanently on a piece of paper or on whatever I wrote them on. If I'm struggling financially,

for hours and hours and days and days and nights on nights cramming this information in my head just to forget it an hour later after the test? I get that. I get that. The school's bad. They teach us for the test. They don't teach us to remember. But I don't think you deserve praises and rewards for cheating. Dude, I think so. You could have opened a cheating school, a school of cheating.

No, I wasn't that good, but I did put in a lot of effort. I did. And I never did anything wrong. You cheated. How many times did you cheat so hard that low-key when you got to the test, though? You knew it. Exactly. And that's just called studying. No, it's not. I was trying to cheat. But you were trying to cheat. I wasn't trying. Listen, I was not trying to learn it.

I was trying to figure out how to get this in here to get a good grade. The wrong thing would be to not even try. That is unhonorable. Exactly. The honorable thing is you're trying so hard, I'm willing to get in trouble to get this right for you. Now when you spin it like that, but the fact of...

I think it's like an inception thing. You were really studying. You just needed it to have a different name. Sure, you're helping me. Yeah, fine. I'm studying. All right. No, I know. I'm saying I think you were actually studying. I know you were cheating, but I'm saying if you got to it and you cheated so much that you have it now and it's a part of you, then you don't even have to cheat when you get there. It's a different form of studying. It's like new age studying. Sure, but I'm still, but no, because I have the answers right beside me.

That's the difference. Yeah, I got everything I need right here. The inside of my big mechanical pencil is answers. Yeah, you're going. I rolled it up in a scroll and put it down there. Yeah, that's wiki. It's a bunch of different ways. Dude, I was nasty. Dude. Oh, my God. Burner phone, because they used to take our phones, put anything out, a little burner phone, iPod. I talked about this already. I was good. Jimmy, shout out to you, bro. Appreciate you. Hope you're doing good. Mine was the inside of my desk, because ours were metal.

Yeah. That's good. That's classic. Well, golly, you heard it here. Cheating's honorable. I think so. Cheating in school. Hey, YSK, and the crazy part is there's 100% people listening to this in their classroom right now. Cheat. Cheat.

Just don't get caught. He said cheat. Don't get caught. Unless you're trying to be a doctor or a surgeon or something, don't cheat. Please don't cheat. You need to take it seriously. Now, if you're like an idiot, like, you know what I mean, but you're a respectful kid, you're like me. Cheat. Cheat. Dude. Hey, I promise you, I'm 26 years old. I couldn't tell you the hypotenuse of a thing out here, nor do I need to. I can't even tell you where the diploma's at. I don't even think I ever got mine.

I do. I don't think I ever got my diploma. For a high school diploma, yes, you got it. No, because when I walked across the stage, they just gave me the blank because in case you did something, they're not going to give it to you. Brother, you have your diploma. Your mom has it somewhere. You might not now. If you got it, you'd probably be like, blow your nose and then throw it away. I was never handed or received a piece of paper that said, Hendrickson High School, class of 2017, Peyton Stephen Arden. I never got that.

I barely got my robe and my hat. Cam, I was out. I was like, I'm going to hoop, dog. I know. Why do I feel like the ceremony stuff, the graduation gown and cap was available for like three months, and then it was like two weeks before the graduation. You were like, why the fuck do I not have mine yet? Yeah, 100%. You know what? Can I say this? And this might be rude. God. Not to you, sensitive Sally.

People that got their high school class rings. Yeah, not big on that. Was that the biggest waste of money you've ever had? Yes, it is. Don't you lie. Yes, it is. Like at what age? You know as soon as you got one? You know as soon as you got to summer or like summer ended after you're seeing your high school, you're like, I got needles to pick. 100%. You're like, my dad had his.

I wore his in high school sometimes. I didn't even want to buy my Letterman. Like, that's how little I cared about those. You had to buy those Lettermans? Yeah.

you got the patches you got the patches for free because you get the rings through like a company you can go get them at like walmart for half the price i thought i think you get the letterman for free when you buy the patch or something ours is opposite you don't get the letterman until you letter in something yeah and so anything you letter in the patches you get for free but okay yeah i think that's what it was yeah i

I was like, I don't want this. I don't want to do it. Cam, Cam, Cam. Oh my God. Yeah. All right, guys. That was Pop Culture Paying It Cam. Pop Culture Paying It Cam. Bow. That was a nasty bow. Very guttural. Guttural bow. All right, get us out of here.

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