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First of all, to you, I want to say something. I got something to say to you, too. I know it's a national holiday for you. I know your heritage and your people are fighting strong. Happy St. Patrick's Day to all my gingers worldwide. Wow.

Oh my god, you've been knighted. Alright, now come here. Wait, is that offensive? That could have been, on the line, I don't know. I didn't mean to. The fact you addressed it to all gingers worldwide. I'm not a ginger. Well, I just say, I assume that group is predominantly. There's a lot of them, a lot of them, 85% minimum. Can you accept the fact that you are? I'm not a ginger. Okay. I'm not a ginger, I did a 23 and me. Well, your beard isn't black. I come from Mongolia. Nice. Nice.

Mongolian beef at a P.F. Chase hits every time. That stupid little lettuce wrap. You see how quick I can get him hyped with that food? See, now real quick, guess what? So it is St. Patrick's Day and you're not wearing green, so... Insert pinch attack. Back to podcast. He's a father. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Speaking of being a father, tell me about it. It's all we talk about with you now. Oh, so this is going to be a father thing that goes back into...

You. Back into it. Jesus, did you hear me? Back to you. Okay. So Malachi is getting his first adjustment, a.k.a. chiropractor, a.k.a. visit small hands on a sensitive back. Now you can burp better big time, buddy. Wait.

No, yeah. No, it's a thing. It's a thing. I was so not on board. So not on board. You're telling me. Now, my For You page for the past year has been chiropractor videos. I've seen so many of the videos. It goes like this. Okay, right there. Just take a deep breath in. You're telling me you're taking your... How four week old? How old is he? Seven, but I love that you pay attention. You're taking your seven week old child...

To lay down on a table for a grown man to go out here, right here. Why is he doing that? He's got the scoliosis on the back. He has a little, little. Oh, he's got a little curve on him. A little curvature. He's built like an S. But I was not on board. 100% was not on board. I said, eh, no, no, no. Doctor said do it. Mom said do it.

My sister, who's a baby fanatic, she said do it. So the reason is his digestion and all that stuff, right? So he's getting his first adjustment today, after we record. But we went in last week, and he had his checkup and whatnot. They're feeling his little head, put this little sock thing in his mouth. Not too little. It's a nice little head. It is not too big. Head is the quickest and first thing that grows on a baby. He's not going to be like his father. Okay. Okay.

It's going to be my head mixed with Liv's, which equals a regular head. Liv does have big heads. But he measured in like the 30th percentile. Nice. I was probably at 97. Okay. So, yeah, it's a good head. Take it back. Take it back. Take it back again. Small head, crooked spine. Okay. Small head, crooked spine. They do the tests, right? Right. Right.

Tony Hawk, right about there. Big ramp. Big gooey soft spot on the kid. On what part of his skull? For the audio listeners. Right here, right there. Tony Hawk. He has a soft spot on his head. Very big divot, like a crater. And I ask him, I go, I know I think that's normal, but is that ever going to go away? He goes, oh yeah, 100%. So babies can be born with four of them. They're typically gone by about the four month

Mark, so you're saying that you went to the doctor to examine Malachi. He has a slope in his skull. Big slope. Everest. And the doctor said it's normal. Very normal and should go away. Nice. So my brain was working, doing backflips, and I go, now what if...

Hypothetically, someone that's 26 years old still has that undeniable slope in their skull. And he goes, "Oh, that's just not right." And I go, "Okay, I wanna ask a couple more questions." So let's say this baby ended up being a grown man, a beautiful, successful grown man, and I mean, you could just deactivate him at any given point. He goes, "Wait, it's still soft?" I go, "Like a gummy bear." And he goes, "Okay, so you mean to tell me you have a friend

that has a slope in his head at the age of 26. I go, oh, yes, sir. And he goes, oh, yeah, that guy's probably severely underdeveloped. Or his exact words. And I said, oh, my God, it all makes sense. You should have lost that when you were four months old. And he said, at max, worst cases, two years of age. You kept that.

24 extra years. Wait, I'm underdeveloped? You are underdeveloped like a son of a gun. No, I am not. Hey, ask the doctor. No, because I asked my grandma, the one that's dead of cancer, because she used to always rub my head, and she's German, and she says it's a German head. Oh, that's not a German head, that's just a... That is a...

Nothing to do with Germany. I'm underdeveloped? You're missing some thoughts. You're missing a couple common senses in there. Do you see how evil you are? No, that's the doctor. He went to school. So you go to the doctor to examine your child, and the first thing you think of is saying, oh, let me take care of or concern about the health of my child. You're like, my dumb friend's got a little hook, too. Hey, skateboard on the head, 26-year-old. Good or not good? He goes, not good. You should send him to me. And I go...

I'll do that. Imagine me walking into a pediatrician all hairy. You got your big ass clothes on 2XL. You look at a kid, you're like, what, bro? I'm like this, playing on the little things in the waiting room.

And it's like, you have this new love for him. They come out, they're like, Peyton. All the little kids are like, mm, doc. You're like, jump off. I'm like, bye, guys. What would they do, though? What if you literally got on a chiropractor plan for them to rub your soft spot? They were just like, dude, okay. What if they did, like, try to, like, fix my head and molded me? I became, like, a genius. That would scare me. That would absolutely scare me. Because you're very, you're borderline.

But you're very smart in your own things and very not in some others. Oh, 100%. And that's normal. That's fine. But now we understand why that back end is a slope. Pun intended. I get it. Dude, it's crazy that your son is going to the chiropractor already because I've always seen chiropractor videos and I've looked at my shape in the mirror and I'm like, that bend shouldn't be there. I shouldn't be sitting this way. But I am terrified of the chiropractor. Bro, I went one time.

Now, it's one of those things you gotta do like multiple, multiple, but I went one time for just slight adjustment. It felt fantastic. Dude, does it? I just, I don't want to touch anything like neck above. Exactly. They can do this one, but they're not doing that Y strap. That's when the people are like, and they're just like this, they're like, just breathe, Phil, breathe. And the guy's like,

Why do I feel like I would be the one mistake? Like, I would go in, and there would be on Fox 7 News, like, local podcaster, dead. Chiropractor. They couldn't fix him. They go, there's new additions in the Peyton Harden case. Footage has dropped. And the guy's like, are you ready? And you go, I don't really know about... He was like, he was just sitting there. I'm in the back room, I'm like...

Oh my, wait, are you, bro, pose, are you okay? You know I would not die gracefully either. Oh God, no. You'd be a family guy character. Most people, if they got pulled in a Y-strap and unfortunately passed, they'd be like, and it's like, you could just put them right in the coffin right there. You'd be like, you're just like this. And I'd be like,

Oh my god, you would scar. Oh my god. Scar those people. And I feel like all my hair on my body would go *ffff* and like flare out. It just goes *ffff* like when you flick a dandelion or whatever it's like *ffff* And then I would like excrete a stench like a gas. Like it was like *ffff* and they'd be like "What the ffff?" You know, I'm so sorry. You know how they say when you die, you lose, you lose *ffff*? Howdy, how's it going?

You know how they say that you fart or poop whenever you die. I'm so sorry, bro. I got to change my shorts, bro. Like, oh my God. Keep going. Why am I bleeding?

What is happening? You said, oh, you need to cut your nails. No, they're fine. No, you need to, dude, you need to go to a cathedral. You need to pray and repent. Everybody relax, dude. Hey, hey, two breaths. Okay. You know how people say,

You know how you apparently fart or you poop right when you die? Yeah. Because you lose all control of that sphincter. Yeah. You lose control of that link. I lost control about four months ago. I feel like I've never seen someone take their last breath in front of me. Don't want to. Or smelt afterwards. Yeah. But I feel like in this scenario, a regular person would be like, ugh. And I'd be like, mm-hmm. You would go, ugh.

And it would be like, it would be so, and then you're dead, and you go like this, and you go, and you go back, you come back to life to finish the fart, and then you re-die. Yours would be so dramatic. Oh my God. And you know, like, some people, it's like, oh, this is a little dark, but there's like a, it's like a tough last breath. Like, it'll be like...

I would like choke on my tongue You would be the roughest death ever Everyone else was just kinda like You're like And then you go And the doctor's just like what the f*** man Who is this guy? You're moving and You're throwing left hooks as you're dying Oh Oh

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That was really synchronized. That makes me feel good. We have been practicing behind the scenes. Literally. I went on a run, right? And I used to be a college athlete. I used to be able to go. I had a huge motor on me. That was one of my things. I could go forever. Go till you drop. Dude, I left the house. I started to jog down the street. I literally was like hands and knees. I was like, man. And the worst part is I don't understand how people can run in public.

Like, I don't understand the people that are street runners. Oh, my God. Because the whole time I'm running and I'm seeing Honda Civics and Ford F-150s passing me, I'm looking at the look they're giving me, and it's never like a way to be healthy. They're like, ooh. Yeah, they're like, oh, my God. They go, you need help? Yeah, dude. You're sitting there, your hat's gone, your hair is crazy. You're like, you're going down the sidewalk. You're not, nothing graceful. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. It's so demoralizing. I could only imagine seeing you. Now that you say that, I can only imagine seeing you on a sidewalk at a very populated street. Yeah. Because most people, first off, if you're a runner, put longer shorts on. You don't need your Johnson to slip out. That's a weird fetish, and I'm ending it now. That dies right now on St. Patrick's Day 2025. Put on pants. Oh, I had a fat moose knock when I was running, too. My shirt was in there. This is just crazy.

His jumping brother was running with me. He said, let's go. Yeah, dude. And so I was running, right? And there is...

I was going down this trail by my house and there was like a 50 year old woman. She was on pace with me, which is already like, I need to do better in my life. Were you behind her in front of her? I was behind her. Oh no. And we were going, it's a, it's a trail. So everybody's going the same way. She wasn't on pace with you, bro. She was on pace.

from you. She was like, no dead ass. She kept looking back at me. She kept going and I don't know what to do in that situation. It's kind of like your story from last week. But at that point, like you see ma'am that I am on the brink of brink brink. I'm on the brink of brink. No TH. Hold the tongue. Brink. Brink.

Brink, not brinketh. I'm on the brink of my last breath. That's why it was so hard. So you know I'm not a threat, man. She doesn't, though. And the way you look, bro, I'm telling you. She had her darkest thoughts that day. She goes, never go in that trail again. Can't do that. There's a murderer behind me. He was like,

Oh, yeah. And the craziest stuff happens to me. I got sprayed by a sprinkler in the ground. I was eating like city water for half a mile. It was terrible. I was getting chased by a squirrel on my run. Reminded me of Ruby. I swear to God, there's this little nasty little

squirrel looking for walnuts and little treats and he was following me the whole trip and it made me feel like i had a running partner because i don't want to run with cj he smells like labradoodle oh my god but are you dead ass serious swear to god swear to god there's a squirrel and it reminded me of ruby and it would be like it was in a tree and it scattered out and it was like doing the whole stand motion it was like shadow boxing me it was like

And I was like, and it was running with me the whole time. You should have domesticated that son of a bitch. I have a thing with squirrels. I told you that. Remember like two years ago? Oh my God. I got a thing with them, dude.

I love me a good squirrel. Why? Dude, I don't know. You should have tricked his ass. Hey, man, great run. He goes, you go, come here. And you just grab him. You take him back, put a t-shirt and a collar on him. And he's just like, imagine the next time I go to your house, I just got a squirrel on a leash. I'm like, Malachi. That'd be the dopest.

I'm good. That's your birthday present for next year. Oh, you know, a domesticated squirrel. Liv wouldn't have that. Liv would not allow me to have a squirrel on a leash next to her side. That's just Liv. We're talking about, it's half my house. We're talking about your house too. Liv can sit this one out. A domesticated squirrel. You would make, you would make the greatest squirrel

Instagram stories of all the time if you had a domesticated squirrel. I think they already did that in New York. Remember that couple that domesticated that squirrel? That's a New York squirrel. And then the city murked that motherf***er. New York f***ing squirrel. That's...

Had kryptonite, anodyte, it had vibranium, that is not a real squirrel. No, but that squirrel was lit, it was like viral on Twitter, and then the NYPD kicked down their door and they said, give me your squirrel, and they killed the squirrel. Yeah, that's so messed up. That's so messed up. Evil people. It's like... Wasn't there a whole movement for that? There was a whole thing, it was like BLM for squirrels. They were rioting the streets.

We can keep it. I can say it. I can't. I'm sorry. And for whatever reason, y'all see this. Your squirrel was adorable. A whole movement.

Behind the squirrel. Oh, there's a lot of people that just need to attach themselves to this. Oh, there is. That's so true. Justice for the squirrel! But honestly, don't you have to clock in? Like, in my real life, I'm like, that is messed up. Oh, that's super sad. I'm not going to CVS picking out a sign and writing on it and marching for that squirrel. No, I'm not going to go screen print a squirrel on a Hanes t-shirt and then march through the city capital. Dude, growing up, like, in Texas, like, especially in the part that I grew up in, I always saw, like...

My view on animals getting hurt, like those kind of squirrels, rabbits, it has always been kind of like, yeah, it sucks, but I'm so used to seeing it. You know what I mean? For the first time this week. Oh, my God. You grew a heart. I normally just see squirrels, their afterlife. Or not squirrels. I normally just see rabbits, their afterlife, like on the pavement. I'm like, oh, that thing had a rough ending. I witnessed it happen in front of me. Oh, my God. It changed you. It was a Toyota Tundra.

And it, oh, Cam, when I say. That rabbit never stood a chance. No, Cam, it was like, it was like the Joker. Now, that might be too much. We'll mute it. We'll mute it for YouTube. Oh, my God. Cam, it, I genuinely pulled over and, like, and sat in my sadness. Oh, he threw up. It's like that famous Blake Griffin tweet when he was like, I just ran over a squirrel. I feel awful. I can't imagine.

No, I didn't say... Okay, is that too much? I didn't say it. I didn't know he tweeted that. Oh, yeah. Blake Griffin's always tried to be a comic. And we can mute that, too. Sorry, CJ's giving me that look of death. He is giving you that look of death. Bro, it's like on a side street or the main road you're always on? Main road by Target. Oh. Like right there. But I'm not going to lie, that squirrel brother...

Busy street. Very busy street. I don't know when they saw the window of opportunity to go. That rabbit was drunk. It licked some beer off the side of the road and it said, let's go for it. And it just wham. Oh, God. Oh, man, dude. No, it changes you. It'll absolutely change you. Yeah, I've never been hunting for that exact reason. I can't see myself doing any of that. Not at all. I...

Can I talk about that real quick? Yeah, go ahead. I don't understand modern hunters, like, nowadays hunters. Oh, we have talked about this, and we had this debate. I don't understand that. It's because, well, modern hunters, like, in what sense? Like, what are you hunting? Like, I get some, like, it's a pastime, and you want to go shoot things, but it's also, like, why? Why?

Why are you going to go kill the deer? Yeah. People that live in Alaska, out in the bush. And you gotta go eat it? Whatever. You can eat it. But it's like, bro, like, go to Whole Foods. 100%. Go to Walmart. 100%. You don't see it. It's Aftermath. It's, like, you're not sitting there. Like, they make whole, they make seasons out of it. Maybe. God bless you. Don't do it again. Maybe they go and hunt and cook their own food because. Sorry.

Maybe they go hunt and make their own food because they have the same anxiety I do whenever I go through a drive-thru. Oh my God. You know what I mean? Let me know if anybody feels this way about drive-thrus. You ever gone to a drive-thru? You just opened my eyes. You ever gone through a drive-thru? You're sitting there, you're at the window, right?

You pay, and you're sitting there for a little bit and a little longer and a little longer and then a little longer, and you keep looking in that window. There's no human being, and you look behind you, and there's 12 cars. The worst anxiety ever is when you're holding up the drive-thru, and you can't do shit about it, bro. You sit there, you're like, I'm trying!

I'm trying. Like, oh, my God. I start to sweat. And you know the people behind you in their car being like, did you order the whole menu? Would you order fast? Hey, they're out of apple pies. Dips it. Dude, I went to McDonald's at like 1 in the morning. Horrible mistake. On a Saturday, too. Horrible mistake. And there was, I swear to God, 12 cars behind me. There was one drive-thru and 12 cars behind me. And the dude would not come back with my food. All I had was a double quarter pie.

There's ancestral behavior behind that one. That one had vitriol in it. Dude, isn't that the worst anxiety ever? No, that truly is top tier. That is top, like top, top tier because you can't control it. There's nothing you can do about it. I feel like if it was long enough to a point and you were in that situation,

of a mindset you would drive off. You can't leave without your food. Cameron, I spent $14.99 on like a burger or something. I dead ass was creeping up. I kept creeping up. So the cars behind me knew that I'm ready to go too. You gotta leave them like breadcrumbs and queues. You go, I swear to God, I did this the other day. We were at a Smoothie King and I'm like, bro, throw it in a blender, hit blend. Give me my smoothie. You're not cooking nothing. There's no grill. Smoothie King, same shit, taking forever. What the hell was that? I don't know.

What? He was a floaty. I thought you sucked, though. No, no, I blew. I'm almost sure you sucked. Nope, I blew. You went... If I sucked in studio dust air, I'd be like, you gotta go home. But I'm in the Smoothie King. In the same... I'm leaving cues, right? I'm sitting there like this. I do one of these. I go... I throw the arm up. And then I roll down the window. I start... There's no one in this window. But the cars behind me can't see. Yes or no, did I kind of fake speak to the window? No.

As if the person was there to give them insight of I'm being impatient too and I'm not trying to hold up your knife. You know people can see if that window opens up and if like normally there's an arm or something that comes out of it. No, but I was in my mindset, in my little dilemma, I was like, I'm going to pretend that they asked me a question like this. So I gave them that back. I literally went, I went. Okay, but you know what they're probably thinking like, oh, this guy's being difficult. He's making them go back 12 different times. Yeah. Oh.

You don't have enough anxiety to play out every scenario that's possible on earth. That's a benefit of my superpower. Oh, my God. I just, can I tell, story time. Why do you ask permission? Because, oh, my God. Like, do you think on the podcast I'm going to be like, no. Like, that's our job. That's a great point. Like, I'm going to be like, hey, not today. Next time. You go, nah, hold it. Story time. I was, oh, my God, you brought up cars. Yeah.

Drive-thrus require cars. Are we shooting the same episode? Drive-thrus require cars is what I meant. Is what I meant. You didn't bring our cars. Oh, my feet have to... He did. He said Toyota Tundra. He said Toyota Tundra, my ADHD ran with it. We went from rabbits to anxiety drive-thrus and now we're here. I hate people that walk through drive-thrus. Who do you think you are? I think they banned it. Or not banned it, but they don't allow it. It's like, who do you think you are? I've been there, though. What?

Why? You use your Lamberfeeties? I had to. Why? Lamberfeeties. Because we went in one group, in one car. There's like a chain. There's like three restaurants. I said, I don't want what y'all are eating and I'm not going to settle. So I went to the other place, but inside was closed. I said, hey, bro, I'm on feet and I want your food. Did they serve you? No. Good. Yeah. They said, no, fat ass. I said, hey, you're not getting it. Your toes are gross. I went, aw. Okay, tell me your story. Tell me why. I pull into a gas station the other day. I'm in my car.

And it's very important that you know this. My phone is connected to my car via CarPlay. Okay? Remember that. I pull into the gas station.

Another anxiety, not really anxiety moment, but something that pisses you off more than anything. When you pull into the gas station, you can't see the pumps, but you see an open stall. You finally turn, yellow bag of caution, out of service. Oh my God, it sucks. Pisses you off, worst shit ever. Now you gotta readjust. Or they just have one little fucking cone there. Move that fucking cone. I'll run that fucking cone. I pull, I see it, and I go, oh my God, right? I'm just complaining by myself. No one else is in the car. I'm literally complaining about gas pumps. Whatever, I'm saying whatever, I readjust.

I'm going to say this and then backtrack. Complaining about the gas pumps, I readjust, park, open, start pumping gas. I come back in my car. I'm on the phone with the police department. I swear to God, I'm not kidding. And I said, hello? And they're like, 911, what's your emergency? And I said, oh, no. I said, no, no, it's just out of service pump. So how this happened?

The new update, Apple intelligence, right? I don't know what I said. I don't know what sounded like emergency caution. Maybe I said the caution tape.

I, I, you not, I've parked the car. I go out and I come back and it's quiet because I turned my car off because it was loud. That's why I said carplay. So when I turned the car off, it's now just through like speakers. I literally start to pump gas. I come to sit in the seat and I hear an officer in my car and I go, what the hell is happening? And I literally go, hello? Cause first don't even know I'm on the phone. Yeah. Yeah. Don't even know who it is. And I

You don't think it's the law. Yeah, that's the last word. Hello. This is 911. And I'm like, what do you like? What do you mean? This is 911. And they're like, you call it, sir. Is there an emergency? And I was like, I don't really think so. I don't know. I don't know if this is like divine intervention. I'm like, it's something about to happen. And then they literally go, don't let that happen again.

They tell me don't let it happen again because I told them. What neighborhood were you in? It was outside of mine. Oh, okay. That's different. If you're in a city, okay, because normally when you accidentally call 911, they're showing up regardless. Yeah, but that's, I still don't know how it happened. I don't know what I said for Apple Intelligence to think I was in danger. Dude, that is absolutely insane. It was bullshit. I eventually laughed like 30 minutes afterwards. I was like, I was low-key fucking.

I was driving. I was like, that is like not okay. You just see 18 black SUVs like. Get on the ground.

No, bro, I was for real like, what the hell just happened? Dude, that is an insane butt dial. That's the worst butt dial of all time. My phone wasn't near my body. It was AI, Apple intelligence, robots are plotting my demise. Yeah, you're becoming a real dad, brother. Real 40-year-old. You definitely did something. But it's seriously, it was in my cup holder. That's where I put it. Dude, that is nuts. So I don't touch it, but I can still, everything's on it. Bro, this is stupid. Being like a former serial 911 dialer,

Like, I used to do that for sport. You know what I mean? Like, that was my game. You were just going for quick dial? No one. No one. You go, PR, PR. You go. No, yeah, my mom would be like, Peyton, get the house on, order the pizza. Cops are coming. You know what I mean? Like, that was our Friday night. Like, I had to learn. I had to learn. I had to figure out what it was. The You Should Know Podcast.

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Dude, I was always strangely adventurous. Oh my God, I know. I always used to want to bathe in the gas pump gasoline. What the f***? No, no, no. Because I swear to God, I might have said this before. I don't know. We've been doing this. Hey, happy three years anniversary, kind of, by the way. It's like the amount of episodes accumulated to three years of episodes. There you go. That's the best way to say it. But I used to want to bathe.

In the gas pump gasoline, you shouldn't do that. Ever. I remember. Because it was one of the first times I got... I was in a hotel room with my mom. Now let me get there. Oh my God. No. No. I was a kid. This sounds like Dexter, bro. This sounds like something off of CSI New Orleans. Like...

Bathing in gasoline with your mom in a hotel. This is not good. You've got to mute it every time. This is not good. Now, let me explain it. It was like a Hilton Inn. It was a Hilton Inn or something like that. I don't care. It was like those two queen beds. I was on the left one. My mom was on the right one. Okay. Separated. But my mom had on like... No! No! No! No! Stephanie! What is happening?

Y'all gotta let me land, dog. If y'all keep interrupting, it's gonna be better. Bro, let you land? You took off with... You jumped with no parachute. What do you mean, let you land? No. No. Yes! Yeah, let's try our hardest to let all of this come out. My mom had on MTV on the TV. Oh my god, okay. You freaks. Where are the freaks? I'm in a Hilton Inn room.

And so she was, it was like the music videos and it was like 2005 or something. Okay. Okay. Okay. And so back then, like, I was like, this is sick. And I remember it was, uh, there was a lovely Ebony Queen.

Oh, my God. And like shorts, like jeans shorts. And she was at a gas pump. And I remember, I don't remember what the scene was, but she was holding the gas pump and she was spraying it on herself and like spraying the camera. God worked on me. And so I remember I was like, I want to try the gas on me. And then I told my mom, I want to try that. And she goes, don't do it. She goes, if somebody ever tries to take you at a gas pump, you spray it on them.

Life lessons, Mama Hardin. Oh, my God. Now, next time, y'all let me finish the whole story. Holy.

That could be in the Hall of Fame of like, what's it called, cliffhangers. That sounded absolutely terrible. That was incredible though. And I know my mom's at home watching this right now like this. Yeah, she's like, boy I'll beat you up. Oh yeah, that happened. Oh my god. Do you ever think of like the secondhand embarrassment?

We bring our families. Oh my god. I think about it often. Oh yeah, and my mom, her soft heart. Oh my god. I've called her Dahmer. For the world wide web. Sometimes I'm sitting in bed at night, like 1am on a Friday. I'm laying down. That's not true. That's not true. 4am on a Friday.

Sometimes 4 a.m. I'm spinning on the bed. So I'll be sitting there just looking at the ceiling and I'm replaying all the things I said on this week's episode. And then I'm like, dude, these are real people. Yeah. Like we need to give them warning. Yeah. Oh no. A hundred percent. I,

I often do warn my mom, actually, because she's so sensitive. My family, they're just like me. They're weird. They have dark humor. They'll take it, yeah. Well, I didn't mean it like that. Dude, you need a drink or something. You are not yourself right now. You need like five jumping jacks. No, it's great. It's great, but your brain is... See that?

you just out of nowhere, you got a, woo. I love it though. Yeah. So sometimes I think, and then I think about who I really think about is CJ's family. Cause I, I known CJ's family for like a little while now. Like we haven't spent too much time together, but I feel like they know my heart. Yeah. So sometimes I'm like, did they take this the wrong way? Like,

hi like i'm just i'm just biden oh my god dude but it's always fun just making fun of cj though it's a weird strange pastime i love it it's the easiest i love it and it's it's we'll talk about this more on patreon but it's the way he carries himself it makes it so much easier it makes it so much easier that's how that's how i feel with y'all

when you gang up on me what do you mean y'all love making fun of me look at him y'all love making okay but this was the thing there was your you're making fun of was like a roller coaster it was like it was so fun it was so fun then we hit this drop and it was just like because i saw start to affect your daily i said oh like you'd get in the mirror and you'd be like you might be kidding but i wasn't i was sitting there no but speaking of people taking our podcast jokes too far right

Cam always makes jokes about me being Big Bang Hank or whatever. He always makes these jokes. Yeah, jokes. His jokes. A lot of people are starting to take it seriously. I got the wildest tweet this week. Oh, my God. A tweet at me. I don't even know if they're a fan. It's just a person. It's a person. Now, it was their birthday, right? It was this person's birthday. Oh, God. This is the list of names this person tagged me with.

And let me ask y'all if this makes sense at all. Okay. Right? This person tweeted their PayPal link. Horrible start. And they go, help me make my birthday special. These are the people they tagged me with. Elon Musk. Okay. No. No. Mr. Beast. Real Donald Trump. The vice president. The White House. Google. Google.

Kim Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian, and then Peyton. What in the hell? Where do I fit into any of that? Where is there a single string of connection? They were like, they were like, oh, I really want somebody to donate for my birthday. Let me think of all the billionaires and Peyton. Yeah, like,

Peyton and then literally the most expensive, maybe a $20 bill from Peyton. And Elon, what can you do about a rocket? Can you take me to Mars? That was the wildest. Why is JD Vance in there? Why is he in there? He might be more of an outlier than you, if we're being honest. No, he definitely has more money than me.

I didn't say that, but he might be a bigger outlier than you. You are at least internet personality, so like very known. It's like, why is JD Vance in there? It wasn't at JD, it was at VP. So it's just that reoccurring Twitter. They tagged the White House. Like, do you think, like the home's going to be like, ugh. Like if it drops a painting, it's like, sell that, happy birthday. I mean, last time you were at the White House, January 6th, you found the safe, right? You know where it's at in there.

You get me? Cam is so excited about our DC show this summer. He's like, I can do it again! I'm not gonna lie, for this year's DC show, we need to... You're gonna wear the horns again? You're painting your face? You're pulling out the jorts? Frost the tower! Go flank! Left side! Troop Alpha! Now! People got hurt. Yeah, I'm sorry. It's not good. It was a really bad day for our country. Yeah. All jokes, but this year on the DC show...

We have to be better. We, okay, we as a collective suck as tourists. We absolutely suck. And everybody just looked at me. Everybody just looked at me. You want to know the reason why? How? I'm in a new place. You know what I want? I want to scratch my ass and order some pizza. That's all you care about. How many times did we eat pizza? We ate pizza in New York. We ate pizza in L.A.,

It's pizza. Let's get something else. I can get pizza down the block from Marco. Bro, pizza is the most dynamic food of all time. Breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Hungover, sober high. Anything you want. Oh, my God. Pizza is – call me a ninja turtle. Careful, CJ. Don't say that too fast. I can't.

Pizza is the top echelon of food, Cameron. You can eat that anytime, anyplace, anywhere. By the time we were done with tour, if we all went to a lab and took a shit, it'd be a nice little tenderloin of steak coming out with pepperonis on it. All we had was steak and pizza. And that's not bad. Not a bad life. Yeah, y'all are so... Where's the salad? Where's the cheese boigie? Cam hasn't eaten a salad since surgery. What?

Are you kidding me? Who are we pretending to be? I've seen you at the hotel breakfast. You're cleaning house. Hotel breakfast and cleaning house. Dude, if you ever put me in a buffet, they've lost. The people, like the people, the hosts in the lobby, every time Cam wakes up in the morning, they're like, get more.

Cam brings to-go plates. No, I've definitely taken plates. Oh, to the room? Yeah. Oh, 100%. 100%. I used to have to do that for AAU tournaments for my mom. She was not going down there. She was like, bring me some eggs. She was like, that's nasty. Get them eggs, a little bit of pepper. Oh, no, sorry.

No, I'm kidding. Our food, I'm completely kidding about the food. I love pizza. I'll eat it 10 out of 10. But as a tourist, I don't think anyone's worse than him. How many times are we bringing this up? I don't want to see the pyramids. I don't want to go see the Eiffel Tower. I don't want to see the Twin Towers. I don't want to see anything. That's everything out of country. There's a lot of things that has to be done to get to those. I'm talking, we got a show in D.C. Let's go see the cool D.C. stuff. You go, don't care. We drove past it.

- Drove past it. - On the way to the hotel. - Drove past it. - Yes, there it is. - How thrilling is that? - What's the difference between-- - Looking out of a RAV4 going, "Ah, there's--" - What's the difference between driving past it and walking up to it? - You walk up to it, you get to touch it, say, "I was there." You know how many movies

I was there. That's my fingerprint. I have been there. I have seen the White House. I've touched Abraham Lincoln's toe. That's what you get to say. Okay, so that's like saying for our famous friends, like we go see Kai. It's like you can't just go, hey, what's up, Kai? And he goes, what's up, Cam? You got to go like, oh, Kai. You know how many movies he's been in? That's a person. That's a person.

That is a person living thing. Yes. Monuments, structures. That's like in Chicago. It's the bean. We didn't go see it. I didn't care about the bean too much. I wanted to flick it. I walk up and just like, oh, we're getting there. But we got to be better. We got to be better. The You Should Know Podcast.

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the day. Now on to the rest of the episode. One thing I'm also bad at, and it's one of the things I wish I could change about myself. I genuinely, it definitely brings me a little less confidence.

we all know this about me. It's polar opposite from you. I am not a foodie at all. Oh my God. You're not. Yeah, bro. You need bro. Yes. It's to the point. Like, you know, when people post pictures of their plate on their Instagram story, like I've seen you like drool. I see CJ do that. Like I, like I've seen it all. Like people get so like

Bro, that platter looks good. That's a good spread. Never once have I seen somebody's dinner picture and been hungry or been like, they did that. I'm always a little grossed out. That makes no sense at all.

I don't know what it is. At all. You see good food and you get grossed out or you're not hungry. It literally, food, the visual of food turns me off. Dude, you need to get a screening done. No, no. That might be something. Bro, but why do you think that is? I have no clue how your brain works. Genuinely. It is a scary vessel of thoughts and actions.

actions that happen whenever they want to and I don't understand it. But with food, that just doesn't make sense. There's no even rationalizing this. But some people are like, their whole goal in life, like they save money in life to go tour the world and go to Saint-Tropez and try the fish filet. Like I don't

That doesn't sound good to me. See, because you are a simple man that is stuck in your ways. Is that wrong? No. But the fact you said you're willing and want to change, that's improvement. But I don't understand why I'm looked down on. I like what I like, and that should be okay. Only if it worked like that. Yeah, you know what I mean? I saved it. That would have been too far. Ad for Uncensored?

everyone's a patron we'll talk about it but like people look down on me because if i go somewhere i want a steak i want chicken nuggets i want chicken strips i genuinely i talked to a girl one time and i was i was on facetime with her she goes where you at i was like i'm in the chick-fil-a drive-thru she goes what'd you get and i go the chicken nuggies and she goes and i go

Something funny? Yeah. You go, huh? She goes, you're such a grown man child. And I go, for the nuggets? At Chick-fil-A? She goes, yeah. And I go, what am I supposed to get? She goes, a sandwich.

Like, I get looked down on because I like what I like. Like, I don't... You're getting upset. I saw that. Bro, because it's everywhere I go, people always say something about me. What do you think actually makes people at our age... We'll give it through your gap.

20, 24, 25, 26. What do people do at that age that does make them childish? What are things that you don't like in a 24, 25, 26 year old? Oh my God. That's like, could be like, there's not even could be seen as it is like you are acting like a child. You are immature. I have a different mindset on it though. Let's hear it. Oh, you always have a different mindset. Don't worry. I don't think you can be, I don't think there's anything as childish as

I generally don't. I think it's people having fun and the people that are stuck in being in the, I wear a suit every day. You know what I mean? I don't want to be a corporate baddie. I don't want to be a corporate baddie. Like, honestly, like if you're 26 and you're sitting down on Saturday mornings, crisscross applesauce, crisscross applesauce with some Cheerios, watching Blue's Clues, we're calling Chris Hansen. There you go. Now that's, that's different than childish. You're really getting a pizza after that. You know what I mean?

I don't believe in being childish. I don't think it exists. I think it's people having fun. Like me, I'm 26. I think I have a good life. You do. I watch High School Musical every weekend. See, now that is one of the things I would immediately flag. I would absolutely flag that and put it in your file. Why the f*** are you continuing to watch Troy Bolton week after week? Because it makes me happy. 52 weeks in a row. It makes me happy. Okay, but when... Dude, I can't say that, but...

Mute it for this one. When people do and it makes them happy, you don't enable it. Yeah, but keep going. Keep going. High school musical doesn't make me go. Doesn't make you. Start to shippy chappy. Dude, a mad bro high school. The day the door is closed. The echoes fill your soul. Don't know which way to go. Just trust your heart.

Voices. I could go crazy. Did you listen to what I just said? That is motivation. But this is where I'm going to get you. If you say you never do because you don't actually love me, but say you popped into my house, right? Without warning, without nothing. I see a doorbell notification. You know the code. You walk right in. If you walked in and I'm shirtless, pretty white. Throw up. I'm like, hey, what the?

If I'm sitting on my couch, not with my son, so important. My son is not in there. He's with his mom. But I'm saying I'm on my couch shirtless, eating a PB&J, indulging in Yu-Gi-Oh. You, you would call me an array of names. You would take video and photographic evidence. Right. And then you'd leave.

But if I come in and you're watching High School Musical, it's shut up, bitch. Sharpay's talking. And that's the difference. That's what I'm saying. For you, it's cool. For me, it's lame as hell. So explain that. Why do I get the short end of the stick? Because you try to play both sides of the fence. You try to be like, all I care about is LeBron basketball and Lil Durk. Like, that's all you try to convey to the public.

I'm like, I will put makeup on right now and a thong. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Imagine a guy, you have a thong drawer for whatever weird reason. Say it's a stream, a Twitch stream ritual. Whatever you're into. Exactly. But say some poor... He breaks into that third floor balcony. He goes in there. He's a real creep. OG creep from back in the day. He's going through the drawers. He sees thongs. He goes...

And then he goes, he goes, God, girl. He goes, I don't, you smell like a box out. You smell like goddamn pick and roll. This bitch smells like an amoeba. Oh, this bitch definitely knows a horn set. Is that Jack Daniels? Holy shit. And then you, and then at the same time, you're walking up the stairs, you're butt naked. You got makeup on. You go, hey. He just goes, oh. Come on. You go, get out of here.

You know, Pierce came to my house. First of all, I'm changing the code on my door. He's just been walking in too much. Yeah, you've got to like – I'm not going to lie. Someone needs to know you are on the way. Pierce will just walk into my house, like out of nowhere. And then I'll be on the third floor in my room. I'll just hear boots coming up the stairs. Literally, I was – he just – I was like – it was before we went to Kane Brown's concert this weekend. And I was in the bathroom doing my hair. I was shirtless. Dude.

Look over to my right. I just see Pierce like this. I said no Frightening that is Pierce listener in your peripheral Any of the sunglasses inside? Prescribed he can see clear Terrifying that is oh my god

You said that right when I was swallowing. Oh my god, bro. You're sitting there, "Who's calling my phone? Who's calling it?" He's just staring at it like that was so good. He's like, "Hey, P." I was like, "Whoa!" Or he said it even better. He's like, "He's hitting one of his things." Holy Patreon people know that. Holy shit. Dude. Oh my god. Stop. No, I just didn't want that part on it. What does that mean? Okay.

What? You're actually leaving today with like battle wounds. Dude, I'm bleeding. I just bruised my hand. I'm going through it over here. Do I want to back up? Oh, no, it's okay. I'm stained now. But I saw the wildest thing ever. Now, I don't know if that's true. I bet you didn't know this. Did you know you can buy a house on Amazon? What? You can literally Google right now.

house for sale amazon and there's two-story houses for like 69 000 no there's not can was it made out of fence how's it 69k look look look i just googled buy a house on amazon amazon.com tell me those aren't homes okay those are they're shipping container homes how's this one twelve thousand dollars

What is this, a big bad wolf gonna come down and blow it? This one's six and a half grand. What the hell? Portable, prefabricated, livable home, I hope. Yeah, and they got bathrooms in them and everything. This one's two-story. Kim, first of all, imagine buying a house on Amazon. Yeah, wicked. What practicality is that? Imagine the poor bitch piece by piece delivering your crib. No. He's like...

100 like four or five seven hundred boxes it's like it's like yeah imagine you're you're in your house why you order a house where are you getting a chip to yeah right what the hell were you ordered from the street what are you doing you're like god i don't even want taco bell i want a crib can you just get a house you're like he's like uh it's like babe i'm ordering something on amazon what do you want she's like a house yeah she goes i need more terry i need more space she's like

I ordered a desk on Amazon and it came in 50 pieces and it took me a week to put it together. Who's building the house? It's like adult Legos. It's literally just like,

Bro, we need to... I'm not buying an Amazon house, Cam. Patreon video. I'm not spending 70 grand on a house. No, let's get the $6,000 one. No, but that's not the full experience. I want the one with the chimney and the... With a balcony. Yeah. Comes with a dog. Dude, the practicality of that, they're like, hey, what's delivering it? I've seen the Amazon trucks. Yeah. It's not fitting on those stupid little gray aerodynamic vans. They're going to have to bring a...

a double wide dually. Like, a 36 wheeler that would, oh my, oh my God, dude. There's nothing that makes me punch my steering wheel quicker than being caught behind a big ass thing that's carrying a piece of like a wind turbine that says oversized load. I like it. Big haul. I feel like I'm in Fast and Furious. I feel like I'm staring at a fat ass for like 50 miles and I can't get past it.

Oh, my God. I don't like it. I'm still on this house, though. I'm still on this house. Yeah, the house. Okay. First of all, what are the rules when you buy this house? You know what I mean? Yeah, you can't just click add cart buy. There's no way. Exactly. No way. It's like, are we making down payments on Amazon? Bro. Are we paying HOA fees on Amazon? Yeah. And who do I call if I got a leak? What's going on? And where are you putting the business? Say right now, I bought a two-story house on Amazon. What?

Where am I putting it? Do I just go like, hey, I just put it next to somebody's house. I'm like, new neighbor, bro. Yeah, you go, hey, don't go in there, bro. That's my crib. It's in my lawn. I don't care. You have to have clearance.

Or there has to be... Yeah, you're your own plumber. I'm telling you. It is... Amazon... I hate building stuff from Amazon. So I stopped buying stuff on there. Like, it took me... I had to get CJ's help for a nightstand. And the nightstand on Amazon looked like it was the size of this building. I mean, it's like for toddlers, dude. So I'm a grown man with a toddler nightstand. And it has little LED lights in it. And I'm like, I'm 26. Your nightstand's nice. Imagine...

A house on Amazon. Yeah. Do I have to have a welding permit? Like, how am I putting it together? It's not click-clack screwdriver. It's like, this is a home. Yeah. No, there's no way. Dude, we need to do that. We need to test the theory. And every time I buy something on Amazon, whether it's a microphone, a camera, it's guaranteed to go to the wrong house. It's my luck on Amazon. Imagine they accidentally bring you a house. A house.

It goes, someone has a blank doorbell. It's like, new delivery. They open it. The house is right there. It's like, what the? You're on the inside. Hey, can you keep it down? Yeah. It's like, I live here now. Dude, I saw that and it genuinely like blew my mind. That has to be impossible. There's no way that's real. I swear to God. What if they had like Apache helicopters just drop it down? They're like...

Over at the intercom, they're like, where do you need your house? And you're just like, a little to the left, a little this way. They're like, here we go. They just go, and they just have a crib. Yeah. We have to test that or at least research it. There's no way you can just put it in the cart and click buy. There's no way. Let's try. That's impossible. All right, here we go. 70 bands? So there's this two-story house for $65,000 on Amazon. I'm about to see. What if I fuck around and actually buy it?

and actually buy this on accident. We'd be so lit. We'd be so lit. Who's reimbursing me? I'd go in with you. I'd go in with you. Oh my gosh, we'd run it out. There's free delivery options for a house. It says, so right now we're recording this on March 11th. The soonest it can get to us is April 10th.

One month. Imagine that prime. First of all, first of all, first of all, there is quantities. I can buy 15 houses right now on Amazon. Are you kidding me? You can make your own elitist little island. All right, but at the cart. Yeah. Let me get a house and like a thermogun. Like what? All right. Bye now. Oh, let's start. You better. You better calm down with those little clicky clacky thumbs. I'm getting by now. Let's see what happens.

There's no way is it just going. It's taking so long to load. It's like, are you f***ing sure? This is a house. I'm not signed in, so I'm good. So I'm going to hit. How many do you want? One or eleven? Let's get four. Okay, bye now. One for me, one for CJ. Oh my God. It's literally saying to sign in. No, you can't. I'm so scared. You can't even test it. Imagine. Imagine how quick. Why is Chase texting me? Oh my God, no.

No, dead ass. I think I just bought that bitch. No, you did not. Chase Fry. Oh my God. Imagine. Oh my God. Imagine. If I just accidentally spent 70 bands, I am kidding Pierce. Pierce is the first to go. I am losing. You start tearing up. You're just overwhelmed. Pierce tries to hug you. You're like, he's just. The You Should Know Podcast.

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All right, P. In honor of St. Patrick's Day, I wanted to bring something up to your attention, read a couple things. I think it's hilarious. And then I got something else for you. Okay. So first, I just want to read you a couple things about St. Patrick's Day. Oh, your family's heritage. See, now you'd think that, right? Yes. I'm starting to think St. Patrick's Day is a fraud. Is this offensive to your community? I don't think it is. What's your community? I'm just reading facts. Okay. Okay, let's start with the fact that his name wasn't Patrick.

His name wasn't Patrick. St. Patrick was born, meowin' socket, to his Christian parents in Roman Britain. You wanna know another thing? Wasn't born in Ireland.

He was British. So what are we doing with this holiday? St. Patrick's Day celebrating Irish culture. Yeah. Wasn't Patrick. Yeah. Don't even know if he was a saint. I don't know what the guy did in his free time. And he wasn't from Ireland. Let's just start there. This is the first time I'm learning anything about St. Patrick's Day, by the way. I've never known what it is. Okay.

Okay, it's a holiday to St. Patrick's Day, Irish culture to America, celebrating the Irish. Oh, shout out to the Irish. Love the Irish. I just learned this as well. Look at the Irish. Great Disney movie. Fantastic movie. So now, if you had to guess what a lady leprechaun's name would be. Like a name or a leprechaunette? No, let's go like a leprechaunette, but that's wrong. Okay, a male is a leprechaun and female...

Male is leprechaun as female is... That sounds like an evil-like transformer. Yeah, it does. Okay. Male is to leprechaun, female is to... Leprechaun. All answers are wrong. There's no such thing as female leprechauns. That's not progressive. That's not right. Then that's not inclusive. They deserve some. They don't get any DEI. Next thing. Ready? Ready?

Yep. You ready for this? What are leprechauns? To the best of your knowledge, right? The creepy little f***ers. The bowls of gold at the end of the rainbow. Yeah, what are they? They're trolls. Okay, close. That protect their pot of gold at the end of a rainbow. Very close. Right. If you would have said they're fairies, a leprechaun's a fairy.

I'm starting to think this whole thing's made up. Nothing's making sense. That little ginger guy with the sharp teeth that loves money, he is not a fairy. He is absolutely a troll. Like you said, he's not a fairy. Yeah, he's like, I don't want to say anything. I don't know if leprechauns are like a cultural standpoint. I don't think they're a deity. I just think it's a leprechaun. Leprechaun is an iconic image associated with St. Patrick's Day, but leprechauns are believed to have originated from the Celtic belief in fairies.

So the leprechauns aren't leprechauns. Patrick's name is Tony. He was born in London and they were celebrating the Irish. What the f***? What is going on with this day? And what do we do to celebrate St. Patrick's Day? Do we have work off? I'm glad that you brought that up. Okay. I have something for you if you'd like to close your eyes. Close your beautiful, cute little eyes. I got me a little St. Patrick. Oh, maybe I should talk like London because it's not Irish. Okay. You ready? Yeah. Okay, close your eyes. Here we go.

Don't touch. I'm not gonna touch. Oh, what is that? Just give me your hands loosely. They're like chains. Oh yeah, well you're not gonna like how tight they are either. Here we go. That's your first gift. Open your eyes.

You have a sporty necklace. This is going to help my problem. Now I don't have to go out and buy them. I can just pour it right from my home. Come on. So that's the first thing. You wear green and gold. That's why you're getting pinched again. Nice. Well, I got green on now, so you can't pinch. I just wanted to. Pinch, poke, you owe me a Coke. Pinch, punch, you owe me a lunch. Well, thank you for this gift. You're welcome. Now I have one more. I'm feeding my addiction. Now I have one more. Okay. So you got to close your eyes again. Now this time I genuinely need you to hold your hands out. Kind of like this.

Think you're about to grab something that's just right. The other side. There you go. Here we go! Your next gift to celebrate the luck of the Irish... Why is it so cold? Can I open? Open your eyes. You've got some POSSIVE GUAR- BEVERAGE ON THE INSIDE! What's in here? Oh, we're gonna find out. No, Cam. But we're gonna find out together. I would never leave you on this journey of celebrating the Irish. So we're gonna celebrate. What is this? Oh, you'll find out. Can I smell it? No. No smells allowed.

Did you watch it? Oh, I watched it. I knew you'd freak out. I watched it. I watched it last night. Okay. So we're going to combine two things that our fans and our beautiful community love.

us celebrating them and celebrating other communities and some trivia. Okay. So we're simply, I'm just going to start throwing some trivia out there. I don't know what's in the cup. No, that's the beauty. That's the beauty. The jewel of that pot of gold from the fairy Thomas that you're holding. Did you put ice in it? Oh no, it's very cold. So cold. Very cold. Okay, here we go. So we're going to combine the two. We're going to play some St. Patrick's Day trivia. Has nothing to do with St. Patrick's. Okay. Just regular trivia. Okay. Everything you get wrong, you got to take a drink.

Okay. And a good drink. Okay. Okay? Here we go. We're gonna start off hot. What was the original color of Coca-Cola? Like the liquid or the brand? What was the original color of Coca-Cola? Red. Green. St. Patrick's Day! Take a sip! Oh.

No, no, no! Every wrong answer! Every wrong answer! But you can take bigger sips. Here we go! There's a treat in here! Ooh! In which country is finger pulling considered a serious sport? Arizona. Ooh, so bad! It's Austria.

Uh, what do you- B! Stop! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Play the game! Play the game right, because you get a better prize if you get more right than wrong. Now you gotta play the game right. What did Mark Twain try to become before he was a worldwide famous writer? An artist. A gold miner. You see how there's semi-themed green and gold and St. Paddy's? You're the worst! You're the worst! He said, oh, really? No way!

Couple more. We're just gonna get a couple more. Keep it flowing. Uh, what can bring you bad luck in Italy? Garlic. Bumping into a nun. God! You're like, no, yeah, I know. I'm sorry. It's like lightning and like the cloud gets dark. We have more questions, right? Oh, fuck! That thing's not empty. No, no, no. It looks a little light. Oh, it's light as fuck. No way! I love beer.

You have more questions. Okay, thank God. I want this to be like the guy from ACT. Come on. Where is it customary to step back on someone if he accidentally stepped on you? Immediately I went basketball. Oh, no, but I said where, not what. Where is it customary? Location, country specifically. Can you give me a region? If someone steps on you, where can you step on them back? Germany, probably. They stomp a lot over there. Close, but not... It's good beer. Strong beer. The answer was Russia.

Close. Close. Couple more. Couple more for you. Oh, God. Which today's university... Did they drink beer when they made this website? Which today's university is older than the Aztec Empire? Oh, it's one of those. It's one of those smart ones. Yale, Harvard, Brown, Ivy League. Wrong, wrong, wrong, and not a school. Sounds cool.

It sounds cool. Duke? It's an animal- No, it's an animal mixed with a truck. Animal mixed with a truck. A little bit of Detroit, Michigan. Oh, there's a school called Dodge? That's not in Detroit! That's not in Detroit!

Oxford! Animal mixed with a truck. I thought that was a dictionary. No, the Oxford University. They have a school too? They have a great school. Older than the Aztecs. They got a monopoly. Oh, last question, then we can just down the bitch. God bless. Here we go. What highly illegal drug used to be in popular medicine for cough and headaches? Cocaine. Gotta cut that one probably. You gotta mute it. I will do one more. Why are the pencils yellow?

Oh. Why are the pencils yellow? Again, I think whoever typed this was inebriated. But it's all good. Why are the pencils... Why are the pencils yellow? Why are the pencils yellow? I assume because of the trees. What?

How many yellow ferns and oaks have you seen in your day? You've ever cut down a tree? It's not yellow. There's a hue. It's like a wood. It's not yellow. Yellow is like yellow. No, it's not this yellow. That's gold. That's straw. That's gold. Close cousins. They can kiss, though. They can kiss at the end of that rainbow. Because the best graphite used to come from China, since yellow is their official color and it was a symbol of quality. Graphite is lead.

Happy St. Patrick's Day. To the Irish. To the Irish. We absolutely love all of our Irish people and Keanu McGregor. But that was a fun little thing. Pretty much as an excuse for us to drink some beer. Hey, I appreciate that. What was the prize if I win? Oh, there's nothing. Oh. I just didn't want you to become a degenerate and start screaming wrong answers to slam the beer. That's like... I had to put a muzzle on you for a second. That's like...

That's like sending someone to prison and being like, oh, you get a masseuse every day. They're like, oh, no. And they go, here's your masseuse. His name's John. And he comes in. We're going to start on the lower extreme. Okay, wait. Speaking of beer, right? It's crazy that you brought this. This is good. Cheers to the Irish. It's time to play the game. Damn it. Damn it. Damn it.

It's in there. My crotch is wet now. Oh, so is your beer. Oh, sorry. Okay. Speaking of beer, right? There was a trend when we were in college that I never got behind. And I'm 26 years old now. I'm like eight years removed from college. Mm-hmm.

But I still try it to this day because I want to fit in with that college crowd I never could. I do not know where you're going with this. Do you remember shower beer? No, shower beers. Oh, I've had a shower. Did you drink a beer in the shower? Yeah. God, it's fantastic. I never understood that. I did that when I was a teacher. You were going through a lot at this time. I'd come home pissed off and I'd say, give me a cold one. No, but genuinely, I never understood shower beers. Oh.

If you don't know it's like it's very much a fraternity like people that look like CJ and Pierce 100% like it's very much that demographic It's very much that demographic. It's like hey we go in the shower not we you go in the shower. Whoa? Whoa, I wash your bag you give me a sip That was the beer that was the beer

Yours is empty. You suck like a fish. Here we go. But, but, but genuinely, I've never been able to get behind the shower beers. And as a 26 year old man, I'll be in my living room, butt ass naked. And I'll be like, I smell my undercarriage. I need to go shower, but it's a weekend and I want to be sexy. So I'll go to my fridge. I'll get a beer. I'll go upstairs to my shower.

But I never know the placement of where to stand in the shower because I've tried it hundreds of times, Cameron. Then you're just bad. I open the beer and then all my shower water's in my beer or I try to drink it and I'm getting hit from this side. I'm like... Okay, naturally, are you a water on chest, water on back? I'm a rotisserie chicken. Okay. I'm in the shower like this. You're just spinning. You go, today's another day. You're just so happy. I'm like...

That's how you're supposed to wash your ass. No, the hell it's not. I think you can just get a bar of soap. You're a freak. I'd hate to stay the night and shower at your place. I go to rub my pits, I'm getting an asshole on my underarms. Wait, how do you wash your ass in the shower? Not with a bar of soap. No, I'm saying, but you said... No, I've opened up before, but that aggressive open up, never. Oh, you gotta bend and cough. I never two hands and golden gate my... Oh my God, it's like I'm collecting water. No. My gut gets a little full.

I'm like a circus dolphin. I'm like a SeaWorld attraction. Watch him spit it out. Watch out, everybody. Splash Zone coming soon. You just go... It's just a... It looks like LeBron's chalk out of my ass. You do the whole routine with your ass. You go... Then he goes...

Oh, no, but genuinely, I take my thing. What thing? The Manscaped body spreader, the little micro micro plastic. OK, you use that on your ass. You have to. Where else do you use it? That's not more nasty. Bara. So where else do you use that? My entire body on your neck. My entire body. But listen, listen, are you washing after every shower?

What am I washing after every shower? What, are you getting oil change after every drive? No, I'm saying, so you're using basically a hand scrubber, right? Yes. And you're putting soap on it, you're rubbing it all over your body, and then you're touching back porch and you're just leaving it there for the next shower? I touch back porch, so I do everything, then genitalia and butt, then rinse it off under the water, and I go like this with my hand, a little bit.

Okay, but then you're going back. Next shower, I take it, get it wet, soapity soap, squeeze, squeeze, squeeze so we can lather. Start the process over. Yeah, bro. You got to do some work. Whatever he's doing with the bar of soap. Hey, I don't look like a Wolverine when I take my shirt off. Yeah, that's a fact. Hairy shoulders. Oh my goodness. Not on. We're getting so close to Patreon time. I can feel it in the air. But...

What a thought. Let's finish the shower beers out, right? It's so good. Yeah. What is the science of a shower beer? Does it hit different? Why do people drink beers in the shower? So there's two things. One, typically 99 out of 100 people probably shower warm water. Very good. Feels good. Your beer, ice cold. Yeah. So you, not rotisserie chicken, you need to just turn. Water's on your back. You're feeling it. Nice relaxation. Maybe a little lavender in the air. Mm-hmm.

I don't know why I did that. That was very subjective, but I genuinely just had to itch my nose. Okay. Here we go. Yeah. Water's on your back and you are facing away. That's when you drink the beer. Water won't hit you. You're good. Where do you put the beer?

Where do you put the beer? Like your shower doesn't have a park bench in it. Yeah, but you can put a keg of beer in your shower without it getting wet. No, it's not even that. You can do aerobics in your shower. It's not even that. It's the water hits that bench in my shower though. Do you have a fire hydrant for your spout?

Where's the water go? The water should be very concentrated, like one stream. You get the rainfall above you? No, it just goes far. Then put it on one of the little etchings in the corner or something. Okay, I don't know what showers y'all have. Water is hitting every square inch of my shower at all times. That's not true. Or you have the world's most strongest head. It doesn't... It's like...

Happy St. Patrick's Day. No, there's no way your water's hitting every inch. Guess it is. In my shower? Kim, first of all, I'm big bodied. I'm 6'7". 6'7"? 6'7". I'm huge. I'm 280 pounds. No, you're not. I have lean muscle. 280 lean would be terrifying. I'm 220, almost 7 foot. Right? Whenever the water, and I have high water pressure on my shower. It might be new.

Whenever the water is hitting me, it is spraying everywhere. Every inch of my shower is wet. Where am I putting the beer? First, hide it behind your hollowed torso and just sit there with it and you drink it. Step to the furthest point of your shower. But the reason it's fantastic is because two things.

It's a two birds, one stone scenario. Yeah. And it's yin and yang, hot and cold. So your body's hot, but cold beer going down that tunnel. Jet fuel hitting the engine, getting ready to take off. That's one. And then two things, one stone. Who doesn't like that? Getting two things done at once. You're bathing, getting clean, but you're also starting the night off right. Shower beer is fantastic. Yeah. I've had a sandwich in my shower. I don't know how. I don't know.

I don't know how you're saying you can't drink a beer. I've eaten a sandwich in my shower. You've consumed calories. 100%. In water? Bread, peanut butter, and jelly. No, okay, Cam, there's no way. I'm dead ass serious.

I'm dead ass serious. I got back from this. There is people on most wanted list, right? Kidnapping. Robbery. It's not that bad. Trafficking. It's not that bad. Then there's camp. It's not that bad. Eating in the shower might be the most heinous thing I've ever heard in my life. When you respect your body enough and you're on a... Because I can move my body to where things won't get wet if I don't want them to get wet. Big back.

That is true. You have a lot of mass. I can block that water. First of all, how bad are you at delegating your time? No, that's the reason. I didn't have all the time in the world and go, hey, bring me a sandwich. It was a time crunch. I had to go somewhere. I just got back from the gym. I need calories and I need to be clean. PB&J, unwrap, straight to the shower. You couldn't have taken the extra...

Minute and a half of your day to finish a sandwich. Kim, imagine that. I don't have to. I did it. I did the thing. You know the texture of that bread you were probably eating? Okay, no water hit it. How hot are your showers? Lukewarm. I got sensitive skin. It's not hot.

So there's no steam in your shower? There's steam. Okay, Kim, naturally the steam in your shower is going to mess up the molecules of your wheat bread. Hey, my molecules of the wheat bread were there for 30 seconds. I am an armadillo. I eat things quickly and leave no trace of evidence. Kim, you understand that that's not okay to do. It's not normal, but it's not wrong. Did you bring a plate in there too? No, it's a PB&J. I could crush it in my hand, throw it down in one bite. Okay. This big, and I went...

Took a couple bites, took 45 to a minute, and I was done. Then I turned around, soaked up, got out. But you eat like a caveman, too. You eat like gnarled and nasty. I know there's just, if there's breadcrumbs on your shower drain, you go to f***ing hell. Cam, if you're, Cam, you have a wife and a child. If they're going into that shower and they're stepping on f***ing seeds, what's next? Where does it end? Ciao, man. Next, where does it end? Oh, my God. If I got a bowl from Panda Express, fried rice, orange chicken in a shower,

adjust the head, go to the southernmost corner, and I eat that shit while my ass and low back is getting hit by hot water and the calves. Oh, God. You have low dopamine, don't you? You need a fix. I need something. Yeah, I can tell. I need something. There's nothing stranger in this world, nothing stranger that I've done. That's bullshit. There's nothing stranger that I've done. If you had to, just y'all two immediately, would you rather eat a PB&J in the shower or go three weeks without bathing? PB&J in the shower. I'd say that too, but.

off they're equally as dirty no they're not yes it is okay i decided to eat peanut butter in the shower you grew peanut butter on your body by not going three weeks without a shower no no there's a difference no no because mine just affects me yeah i feel gross i feel nasty you share that shower with your family cam you have a sanct a kingdom i do you have your wife and her nubby little toes get off her little sausage toes

She does have the cutest toes. Bro, it wasn't... I didn't f***ing leave crumbs. Cam, imagine... I'm not eating tortilla chips! First of all, Cam, you don't even wash your legs. So I know there's a little bit of... I know there's a little bit of jelly extract on your shin, brother. No, there's not. No, that wasn't jelly. And I know, I know there's... You over jelly your sandwiches too. So I know when you took a bite, a little bit hit your chest and you was like...

No, now that is where I would draw the line. If I got a wet nipple with a hint of Method Men and then I scrape some jam, I scrape some natural preserves, mix with a little bit of soap and I go...

Now that is heinous. Dude, that is, I need to be arrested. I would much rather, listen to me, I would much rather never shower again in my entire life. Bullshit! Than eat in the shower. Peyton, I would eat, I want you to hear me, and I am honest, I would eat a filet mignon with buttery flaky bread from Del Frisco's in a shower, butt naked, flaccid.

Can't see it. Flashed. Barely see it. Can't really, it's gone. It's like before I went my entire life without showering. Matter of fact, I'd get rid of an arm. I would get rid of an arm before I could not shower for another 50 to 60 years. It's really not that bad. There's enough science in this world where you can take a couple like daily vitamins and

Brother, you would be the new age science if you didn't bathe for, let's say you had 50 years left. I want you to think about what you were smelling, feeling, and even think. You were hallucinating at the three-week mark. 50 years? Kim, you lived with me for the whole year I didn't shower. You gave me hugs and kisses and a little bit of sex. The You Should Know Podcast. This episode is brought to you by our friends at Booking.com. Booking.com.

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Happy St. Patrick's Day. That did not happen. That did not happen. Cheers, me. I think it's time for people's favorite segment. You know what that is? Pop culture. He lost all confidence by himself. I took a sip. People's favorite segment. Pop culture. Payday camp.

Pop culture. Hey, in the camp. Pow. Our fourth camera sucks. I didn't get a clap or nothing. Not a clap. Not a nothing. Damn. You said you had a pop culture this week. Oh, wait. Can I preface something? Go. After every PLE, WWE, that will be the pop culture the next week. I saw a lot of comments on last week's episode. We got a big WWE audience. So, I got you. I'm getting straight to it. If you have Hulu, I'm so dead serious. If you have Hulu, you need to watch Paradise.

Show called paradise. It's been buzzing around you might have heard of it. It is very very Like it is really good seriously. I highly enjoy the way this was what's it about written? so it is about it the main character is a Special agent that is assigned to the prison. Oh, it's already fire. Oh you're gonna say something else wait what? I thought you were gonna see muted for YouTube

Oh, no, no. What's it about? So, the main character is a special agent that has been assigned to the task force. Like, to the, or not task force, personal bodyguard of the president. Yeah. But, immediately, like, in the show, it's the normal United States. It's not like a, like a utopian thing. Isn't it sci-fi, though? Uh, I mean, yeah, it's sci-fi, but I'm saying it's, like, there's Colorado, there's Arizona. Like, it's real. It's not like they're in Gotham. Okay, yeah. It's normal cities and normal world.

They know this catastrophic thing is going to happen to the world. And basically, it's a volcano in Antarctica that goes off and it sends trillions and trillions of gallons of water, huge tsunamis, everything's done. So they know that that is happening. So the Paradise, this woman sells a cloud storage company and she gets like $34 billion. And she didn't even know it was going to happen. So this random ass woman

becomes this super powerful girl and she builds an underground city in Colorado. That's awesome. You don't even know it's underground. You don't know any of that until the end of episode one. They go a full... Spoiler alert, by the way. Yeah, sorry. But spoiler alert. We'll put that in the... I'm going to stop after there. I'm not going to tell you everything. But it's so good written. That's why I loved it. It's a dope concept, but the way it was written was so good. Whole episode goes by and then you realize that they're in this...

thing. Yeah. She builds an underground city and only 25,000 people get to go to this city. And like the rest of the world's like they're cooked. So but they go down there in the special agent and everything and then in the first episode this isn't really a spoiler you'd be able to see it but the president dies. Nice. So then they're trying to find out who did it why they did it all this stuff and then for the next seven episodes straight

It is just, it's all laid out. It is so good. I've heard really good things about it. Oh my God. It's one of those shows, it's kind of like a squid game. Like everyone's talking about it. So you go, oh, let me watch it. But you're so happy you did. Dude, such a, such a good show. You need to watch it. There's this weird thing about me.

It's so hard for me to subscribe to other streaming services. I only have Netflix. No, Netflix is Apple as Apple is to the technology world. 100%. But there are so many other good movies and shows on other streaming platforms. I don't know what it is with me. For as much TV and movies as I watch, I only have one streaming service. That is kind of crazy. Yeah. But, I mean, I'm not going to lie. If I didn't have, like...

If Liv didn't sign up for one of these way back when, we just still had it. And then my mom. Bro, I'm a diehard Netflix girly. Where would you... Okay, so how far are you in the Paradise show? Yo, you finished it? Season one? There's one season out right now. It 100% looks like there's going to be a season two. Oh, yeah. It's super successful. Eight episodes. I keep seeing it everywhere. Where would you put it next to... Let's put our top shows. Give me some shows. Our top shows that we like together. Suits. Ozark.

Bro, like, no bullshit. It has potential...

To compete with Ozark? Oh. Depending on... Like, season one of Ozark, season one of Paradise? Give me Paradise. I'm not even kidding. Like, it's... Now, Ozark became an undeniable show. One of the best shows ever, yeah. That's what I'm saying. There's only one season now. It could get shitty with writing. Yeah. But this season's very good, bro. Ozark, it could compete. Bridgerton's good, but it's not the same. Bridgerton's like a... You watch... I couldn't get into Bridgerton. I loved it. Bridgerton was fire. But, bro, Paradise is up. It is up there. And, like...

okay i'll tell you this night agent the recruit in paradise all secret agents cia paradise really i love me some night agent paradise paradise stops on night agent sorry i love the recruit though and it was it was supposed to be a little cheesier and funny but i loved it oh yeah it's so good all right bro you gotta watch it i will watch it i will watch it and then um i'll give you the login oh i just thought of a new rep

Okay. I just thought of a new thing for Patreon that we might do. I'm all for it. I can already hear your brain waves. I'm all for it. So remember I told you. I don't know if they know or even the audience knows. One of my first or like second or third YouTube channels was a movie review channel. I used to be like, I used to talk about lighting and directing and all this.

Like I used to be like a huge movie nerd. Maybe we do like a movie series TV series on that on fantastic patreon fantastic to all my koala club members Let me know if you want that let us know that is a fantastic idea god That is one thing I used to honest to god like it's an excuse but pre-covid bro. Mm-hmm

Movie fanatic. I could easily get back into it. It was such a long time off. Just kind of lost it. What's yours? What's yours? Pop culture. Well, today... I'm bringing up WWE again. Go for it. But today, when this comes out, it's John Cena's first time back on Raw since he's turned heel. Or I think even since his retirement tour, to be honest. This is his first Raw. It's overseas. So that crowd's going to be f***ing insane. Oh, they're going to be nuts. But the thing I'm worried about is...

The overseas crowds are so good because they don't ever really get WWE. We're spoiled over here. Every Monday, every Friday. It's going to be in the U.S. We get a lot of the PLEs and stuff. But when they're over there, they're so excited. So think how long they haven't seen John Cena. They're going to be hyped regardless. He's supposed to be heel, but that's also John Cena. We haven't seen him in a decade. They won't give him the...

appropriate and deserved negativity that should go into the... If they do, it's going to be monumental. And I can't wait to see. I think him and John Cena and Cody are going to do a promo against each other. I've always said this. I've talked to Santhi about this. If you're a WWE fan, you know who Santhi is. I'm not super into Cody Rhodes promos. When he's on the mic, I do not think he's that good.

And John Cena is one of the best to ever do it. So I am very excited to see how that goes. Heel Cena versus Babyface Cody. I think it's going to be great. So, yeah, I'll be watching that with y'all tonight. So we can talk about it on Twitter, at YSKPod, at DPSHA. To get us out of here. Or that was... Pop Culture Payday Camp! Pop Culture Payday Camp! Bow!

Get us out of here, Cam. Well, again, first and foremost, happy St. Patrick's Day, and thank you for coming back and spending it with us. Episode 156. We absolutely love y'all. Thank you for coming back. Can't wait to see you next Monday. As you should know, no pun intended, but as you should know, Koala Club are the elites of the elites. They are loving it. We love them. It is the first link in the description. That is where you get all sorts of You Should Know podcasts. You get...

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