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Bless it. Are you okay? Yes. Oh, you're having a little bit of an anxiety attack. God, not really, but you just had a lot of leg that's just not supposed to be seen. Your panties are too tight. God, Lee, this couch is eating me. It's sucking me in. It's eating me. That is one thing. So we are like, how many episodes? Like four or five episodes into the new couches? Mm-hmm.

Are we a fan? They're heaters. Oh, my God. They're heaters. They have their own creepy little sick mind that grabbed my haunches. Yeah. Well, so do I. But that's allowed. Are we a fan of these couches? Let's be honest. Okay. Are you a fan of them? Looks 10 out of 10. The feel is a 10 out of 10. I can take napskies here. 100%. But they are like lava. Yeah. They are holding every bit of heat inside. Right. And that's the worst part. That's why we're drenching in sweat.

Overall score, I'm giving them a seven. That's a high score. Seven on the couches. They pass. Yeah, a lot of people don't know the predicament in which we record, right? So unless you're in the Patreon, you don't get to see all of this. We are in a corporate office building, right? That's like massive, massive 300 feet skyscraper, right? And there's hundreds and hundreds of different businesses here. All lawyers, stuff like that. They wear suits. Right? We are pushed off to the corner of this building. Right?

Basically, a whole floor to ourselves. Literally. And we don't have a ground. We are looking at exposed nails, screws, concrete, skid marks, some sort of tire. There used to be a wall right here. Yeah, there used to be a wall. There was a wall right here. So basically, we have this rule that you can't walk around the studio without shoes on because

Because you might get a little bit of disease from the nails. You can't have that, right? Oh, God, no. And you wouldn't. And if we're talking about just the linen. Right. Your clothes are going to be dusty as hell. So much dust in here. We have been breathing in dust for the better part of four years. We're going to die soon. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. And there's no circulation of air in here. We have recorded every week for four years.

without air there's no ac if it's hot outside we are we're dying in here it's super hot if it's cold outside you'd think it was the day before tomorrow whatever the hell that movie is we need a fire it's freezing right no heat no air it's but it's our it's 80 i checked before we got here 89 degrees outside you know what it is in here what 89 degrees it is hot as

And we have these two big studio lights on. So if you ever wonder, like, why are these guys so crazy when they record? Yeah, so wired up. Because we're all physically uncomfortable. We have a lack of oxygen and we're breathing dust. That's what's going on. How was your week, Kev? Tell me about it. My week was actually great. It was Easter. It was fun hanging out with people. I found out my dad has ops. My dad has enemies. Mike? Mike has ops.

He gives me a little mob survives. He gives me mob survives. But there's two particular ops he has. Very strange. Very strange. And one's not humans. Excuse me? He's got animal ops? Not even...

My dad has a pure hatred for grass and weeds. I swear to God. Wait, just like regular lawn grass? Like regular lawn care. How? Explain this to me. Comes over to my house because I haven't bought a lawnmower yet. And I was like, instead of paying a company, I'll just pay my dad. And he doesn't mind it. So he's coming over to mow it. He gets out of his car and he's literally like, see those right there. Look at these right here. They'll ruin your life.

He's like passionate about it. He puts these gloves on, and I kid you not, it almost looked like concerning. Like outside of looking in, he's ripping these weeds up and then going, like spitting on them. He's like, you see this piece of shit? He starts kicking the weed. I'm like, what is your problem? Like, what is your issue right now? And he goes, I hate stuff that messes with my lawn. And then he knows everything about it. Knows every name, knows every single weed. He goes, you were growing a little.

tree in the back corner he said if you didn't knock that down there'd be a squirrel under there in a couple i was like and he so he hates grass okay now the second one yeah he's a human

Who? It's more of a job or a very honed in specific thing. What is it? He does not like people that come around and say, do you want to buy my candy bar for my school fundraiser? Oh my God, the scammers. But see, he believes in scammers, but he doesn't think it's for that reason. You said scammers. What do you think they're scamming for? They don't have a fundraiser. They're just selling you candy. No, they're 18. You're not playing in a youth basketball league. Yeah.

You're not on an AAU team. I saw you check that... Checked me out at Verizon. 100%. Last week. 100%. And...

We were in Chicago for tour last year outside of a Neiman Marcus and they came up and they're like, Peyton Cam. And I was like, y'all know y'all ain't selling shit. They're like, help us out. Yeah, he said, come on, you just do it for the kids. I'm like, no. He said, slider 20 for the kids. You just inside Neiman. That's it. All digital. Don't worry, we got demo cash. I'm like, no. No, they're for sure scammers. But my dad has a different take on it. He doesn't think they're just scamming. Oh my God. He goes, oh, I believe they play basketball. That's all fine. He goes, no.

I don't think they're really selling you candy. I go, what? I go, no, I'm pretty much freezes pieces. I'm looking at the Hershey's. I have that. He goes, no, no, no. Hershey's kisses are. Hershey, the bars are. Well, not again. The kisses are. The bar is not. Keep going. Keep going. Oh, my God. Okay. He goes, no, no, no. I know you're getting candy. He said, I think they're trying to look at your place. He said, I think they're staking out your house. He said, when they go door to door.

He thinks the people selling candy are like taking mental pictures and maybe they could hit a lick on the back end. Wait, talk about something else. How do we get from they're on the street selling you this candy. So it happened to us. This all happened in one... So I was outside when he was spitting...

You wait when he's doing all that. Yeah. Ripping the weeds up. And a kid walks up. To your house? To my house. He's walking. Oh, my God. Y'all got a new level. Oh, yeah. I've never had these people come into my house. Oh, he's in the neighborhood with it right here like the Krusty Krab. He's holding it just like that by himself, solo. Okay. Just walking. Box of candy. Right. Walks straight up to us. Excuse me, sir. Would you like to help me out with my AAU basketball team? Yeah.

that i go you don't know who but sure yeah i was like whatever my dad so i buy the candy he leaves my dad goes i go what he goes i go i go what do you mean by that he goes i don't trust that i was like what do you mean you don't trust he goes i think they're looking looking inside your garage peeking through your window gonna call some friends later i go what what are you talking about not a bad analysis idea but i was like that's how your neighborhood is weird bro it's

I've never had them come to my house. I went to get my mail the other day. Eight kids playing kickball. Little girl kicked it. Yeah, very surprising. She kicked it far. Someone screamed, touchdown! That's my neighborhood. Those are the kids my son are going to have to grow up with and play.

A girl kicked a dodgeball and playing kickball and her friend yelled touchdown. Oh, well, that's cute. Malachi's not an athlete either. And I grabbed my mail and I went, mother f***ers. There ain't no way I live here. Malachi's not an athlete either. He's not going to be. He's going to be big a*****, but he's going to be a big a***** scientist. He's going to be an athlete. No, hell no. He's going to be an athlete. He's going to be. He's got paws on him. He's going to grab the a***** out of a beaker. He's going to go, what's up, Uncle Pierce?

Okay, but you brought up your dad in the lawn, right? Yes. And I've had this internal crisis recently. Oh, God. With grass? With grass. Oh, God. Am I less of a man that I don't give a shit about my lawn or anything else? I think the same way. I don't care. Thank you. I don't care. I'm not my father's son when it comes to that shit. My dad made his own formula to make his grass greener, bro. What do you think?

scientists like literally i don't i don't care no interest and driving past other people's lawns i've never been the guy to be like that guy pedicures his lawn i don't care slowing down to look at your green nicely cut grass i'm going to where i gotta go i don't care if your lawns and it's so strange because because there's a girl that i liked right and she was she likes manly men she likes guys that fix cars and

You should have said, hey, not for me. Just go. Just go. No, she likes guys that are like fixed cars. They could build a cabinet if they needed to. Exactly. Babe, the sink is fixed. Call somebody. What am I supposed to do? Yeah, and then so I was like, okay, I want to be like her. Like, I want to be somebody like she likes, right? Oh, my God. This is crazy. Oh, I'm sorry, but I have to. No, go for it. So I was like...

I'm going to change my algorithm. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I changed my algorithm to get a lot of lawn videos. And so I've been going through my algorithms and my For You page, watching these dudes pedicure their lawns or like power wash their driveways. And I'm like, this is boring.

Genuinely never had an interest in anything like that. And even trying, it's making me more sad about myself. Okay, where you messed up is trying. Don't change yourself. You're a perfect little pearl. Oh! Oh my God! Oh my God! With that name, it's crazy. It's because I was talking in an actual voice.

That's the voodoo clam right there. I said you're a perfect little pearl. Oh, my God. I meant you're an actual pearl. You know how pearls feel, right? Have you ever seen that? A pearl? That's kind of sad. The only pearl I know, dad's a crab. No, I get it. I had a thing for Pearl, too. She had a wicked nose. She had a crazy nose. She could, oh. What was she, a whale? She was a whale. Her father was a crab. Suck me up. Living...

I'll spend three days inside you, Pearl. She's a teenager. Hey! Don't make it like that! Good God! What are you going to go be on a council? What are you going to sue me? I wanted it! Okay, what is the weirdest cartoon crush you've ever had? Nala, Lion King. She was absolutely beautiful. She lived in a jungle and she could sing. That's not weird, though. If it's not weird, then I was on game since a youngin'. You ever watch Max and Ruby? No.

Ruby and Max? That's why we named him Max, by the way. That's a little weird, then. No, because we already had a Ruby. Yeah, but our Max is saying, Ruby! Ruby and Max! They're too young. No, I'm just saying that... Yeah, I'm saying, like... You're kidding.

I always had a thing for older women. You're kidding. That old little bunny. Wait, who else? Hey, Officer Hops, Zootopia. She was cute. You were 20 when that came out. I know. I know. What the f*** are you saying? You paid bills when that movie came out. No, I'm not talking about crushes anymore. I'm talking about cute characters. That's not what we're talking about. We're talking about crushes. No, crushes, I don't.

You're the creep. No, I'm saying I said she was cute. I didn't have a crush on her. Animated crushes, I think, is only knowledge for me. Really? I'm trying to think of anime. I had obvious ones like Raven and all that. That's what I'm saying, but anime. They're not real. No, that's animated and not real. Raven? Raven from Teen Titans. Oh, that. I thought you were talking about Simone.

I thought you were talking about Raven-Symoné. She's bad too for a little bit. She said, the only reason they watch the show is for my breasts. What? You've never heard that? No. She came out like a year ago, two years ago, said...

Because she's not a change. No, she's not changed. No, I'm saying... She's always her. No, she's always been her. I'm saying like a shift in... How she presents herself to the public. Yes, okay. Fantastic. It sounds like I'm talking about her sexuality and I'm not. Okay, then what are you talking about? Okay, like her... Then say it. She's gross.

I'm dancing on the line. She's grown up and she's very... She's more vocal. Passionate about... Yes, there you go. Thank you. Which is a great thing. It is. I don't know why that's so hard. You say it. You're making it worse. She came on a podcast and she said the only reason boys watched That's So Raven was because of her breast. Oh. And then the world stitched that video and said, hey, not true, but you did have...

Like, and that's what everyone said. Everyone said that. I don't remember having that. You've never seen that? No, I don't remember having that. I don't remember that either. I liked it because she said... Yeah, I did love that. That was lit. I thought you were talking about Simone, not Raven. No, no, no. I was talking about Raven for two times. I always wanted to be Cyborg, by the way. You wanted to be black? And a little bit of robot? I wanted to be big. Black would have been cool, but not...

I always, I like Cyborg. Like, I was just infatuated with his game, his skill. No, he was always so cool. He really was. But, I want to talk about my week. Yes, how was your week? Because we talked about your week and we went on a crazy tangent just now. Good God. But,

But my week, right? Yes. Now, I'm going through this thing recently where I like to go out by myself. You do. You do. I've been taking myself on so many dates recently, and I love it, and I never want to eat with CJ again. I never ate with Pierce. I never want to eat with you again, Cam. I want to be alone. It's so much better and so much cheaper. It's so good. Oh, my God. So, Pierce is sad. Sick. Sick.

So I've been taking myself on dates recently. You have, you have. I've received calls from multiple of these locations. Yes. Well, you call me and interrupt them. Right? No, you do. You do. Oh my God. And you're like, look at my son. I'm like, hey, what's up, dude? And then Liz's like, can you tell Cam to buy me a printer? Like, God, dude. Sure. Your life sucks. Okay, your dates. Self-dates, self-love. I've been taking myself on dates. Yes.

Congrats, King. I love it, right? I went to Cheesecake Factory by myself one day, loaded up on the bread, had a good Cuban sandwich, right? And I eat stuff I don't normally eat just because I'm by myself. So if you don't like it, you're not going to be embarrassed in front of others. Right, and I just put my AirPods in, and I vibe out. A lot of times I don't have anything in my AirPods. It's just white noise, but it just gives the sign, no coming up to me, please. You know what I mean? You crank white noise. I don't know.

I don't... You're getting... That's pretty close. To what? That's pretty close. To Psycho? Yeah. To you, like, legit being on a list. You go to eat by yourself and you listen to white noise. Yes. So you can take a blissful moment away from yourself. No, that's not okay. You shouldn't have said that. That's not okay. That's not normal? I thought you were going to say you put the AirPods in and you doom scroll and you watch a video. Oh, no. There's no... I don't want anybody talking in my ear. You choose to play white...

You being in a restaurant, not being in people's conversations, that's white noise. That's ambient noise enough. You're listening to actual white noise. And I have a no phone rule. I can't check my phone whenever I'm eating out by myself. Oh, hell no. Like, I can't look at my phone, anything. I want to be present. And I'll scare people. You're going to get swatted in like a month. You're going to get swatted. Who the f*** is she? You're going to go.

You just look at... Turn on the white noise, you go... Right, so I'm playing my white noise. I love that. Like, all I hear is... I thought about doing ASMR recently, but I don't want to... I don't want to get an ulterior motive. You making ASMR? No. No, no, no. No, me listening to it. You're gonna be like... And you'll be like...

I mean, nasty f***ing noise. That'd be a... Oh, my God. Wait, you said my ASMR... If you... Imagine you're going to these restaurants, and you set up a little tripod, you turn on TikTok Live, you're on your burner page, Payton's ASMR, and you're literally like, so today I got the duck chicken. And it's just like... It's like disgusting, like, gaggy noises. The comments would be like, what the f***? And then it's just like, ew, ew! And you'd just be like, no, guys, it's really good.

You'd be like, yeah, can I get my fourth crown of Coke, sir? Please, thank you. You're like slamming it. A lisp ASMR is hilarious. Do you think there is a subgenre for lisp ASMR? There has to be. There has to be. What about stutter ASMR? Same thing. Now that's, we're getting into some things here now. I'm like, I'm like, mm-mm. Mm-mm. Mm-mm. Mm-mm.

So, I'll talk about it on Patreon. About what? Write it down. Me? No, there's an ASMR that K-Rob and CJ put me on. And they are freaks. They are freaks. Look at his little freaky ass. Golly. Okay, but back to my story, right? So, I went to take myself on a dinner date. Now, I don't just go out to eat. Like, I go to these random spots. I go to...

high-end restaurants and i like to sit by myself i like to dress up like put on all my jewelry a little button up spray a little cologne a little egyptian oil right on the nipples right on the areola yeah right on the areolas it's where my it's where my pheromones release it's like a febreze bottle it'll spray at you you walk and you go table for one it goes yeah 100 so i didn't realize that a lot of people think it is weird to go eat by yourself

It's either like, I think it's a clear line. Either you really understand it or you really don't. Yeah, I would agree. So I went out to this nice restaurant, right? And this bougier end of town. I go sit outside, right? They light a candle on my table. Oh, you're in a nice place. They bring me water in the chalice. I can pour myself. They go, what else would you like? King. Yeah. Benzo. And so I'm sitting there, right?

Bring me old-fashioned. They bring me an old-fashioned. I'm sipping the old-fashioned. I'm feeling good about myself. My white noise is playing in my AirPods. I'm literally sitting with my legs crossed. I'm in my wealth bag right now like this. Like sitting around, just looking around, waiting for my calamari to come. I'm sitting. You're doing this for no reason. The hands are moving. No reason. All of a sudden, this party of four elder white women...

Come out to the patio as well. You could tell they went crazy on the wine tasting already. Oh, that elder. They're about late 50s, 60s. Okay. Right? Oh, God. And a wine tasting. A little bit of crow's feet forming. You could tell there's a little bit of limp in the walk. You could tell they fell down on a scooter a couple times. Four to five grandkids from the whole bunch. Ooh. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe they're newly grand. Young grands. Young grands. And they're just now getting that second wind. You know right before your dog gets put down?

Pearl. Yeah, like right before your dog gets put down, they get that burst of energy out of nowhere and it's like, oh, they're ready. And it's like, they're good to stay. And they're like, no, they're not. That's where these women were at, right? Oh, bro, Dusty did not have a second wind. He did not get that burst. This was such a...

His was, I love you, buddy. You sure you're all right? And it just wasn't. No, not because Malcolm's in his bag right now. That's what I was thinking. I said, he has not jumped on a couch in years. And he jumped up there the other week. He climbed up the stairs by himself. I was like, oh, yeah, he's good. I love you. So they come out. All right. I'm sitting there waiting for my calamari. Sipping my old fashioned.

four elder white women come in. You can tell they're loud, right? They're doing that cackle laugh, right? Nothing's really funny. Right, and they got expensive purses. Now, I'm used to how these women treat me, right? Because I used to work at a gym that...

Predominantly it was them, right? Predominantly housed six-year-old hot. Yes. Okay. And they would always make me uncomfortable how much they would flirt with me. Oh. Touch me. Oh. Touch me. Tease me. No. Talk to, like, and they would give me these compliments like they were old men. Like, they were, like, very aggressive, and it would make me uncomfortable. Oh.

Some of them I liked. But I could tell that I was about to get that from them, right? They see me sitting by myself and they're looking at me and I see them tapping. They get a table right next to me. Oh, God. I'm like, oh, shit. I turn it up. I turn my white noise up. They ask for a bottle of wine. They kill the bottle of wine. One of them I see keeps peeking at me. She wants a little bit of daddy. She wants to know, why daddy alone? Who doesn't want daddy? Who's that little...

So she goes, I see her whispering with her group. Huddle up. She takes a napkin off of her lap, sets it on the table. No. She's like, hey, Mixie. She goes, hey, caramel boy. No. Okay. Takes the napkin off. Takes the napkin off, puts it on the table, moves it back to the side. She gets up. She's about to attack. I can see every vein in her leg. Okay.

Looks like someone done hit her with the little silly string. She looks like a dark purple silly string on your white leg. Oh, God. Looks like she got injected with anthracite. Okay, continue. I had to get that off my face. She looks like Mr. Electro from Spider-Man. She's got veins of electricity. And she's coming at daddy. He comes. She's standing up right across from me. She grabs the seat.

And I see her doing this. I can't hear. I got the white noise. I go, I take my AirPods out. Ma'am? She goes, hey, what's your name? Steve. You don't get my road to government. You don't get it. I didn't ask her because I don't care. Steve. She goes, you waiting on somebody? No. Sitting here alone. She goes, oh, is everything okay? You've passed your threshold of words. There is nothing that's going to come out of this that I want. No.

i i go oh no wait i'm just here by myself she goes oh okay pulls the chair out she sits directly in front of me already inappropriate you you've done too much you cannot accept unacceptable there is no place that said you sit here oh yeah no no she begins to ask me questions about my life right i'm giving her one word answers and she goes she's asking about

how I ended up where I'm at, like what I do for work. Do I have any kids? Have I ever been in a serious relationship? I don't know what's going on. I'm severely uncomfortable to the point where the waiter comes by and he's like, oh, does she need a menu? No, she doesn't need a menu. Yeah. I said, and she goes, no, I'm just, just talking. She'll keep bringing me another glass of wine. She makes herself even more comfortable. I'm like, Jesus Christ.

It gets to the point, I kid you not, this is about 14 minutes, 14, 15 minutes. I'll skip all the nonsense. It gets to the point where she goes, well, if you're tired of eating dinner alone, let me know. And she pulls out a business card. I said, you old, you nasty little, I like that shit. I said meals on wheels or something. I don't know what it was. She gave me her business card.

And I said, thank you so much. I put it in my pocket. Was it an actual business card? It was her face on and everything. It had her work number, her email, her fax. So it was basically a, it was a tangible social media for her. Yeah. That's all she had. Yeah. It was just her face with how you can contact brother. It had a fax number on it. Who's faxing

Like, you know what I mean? Oh, my God. You should have hit me on a lonely night. Oh, I'm going to start hitting you with the, hey, turn the camera around. You go, no, there's no need for that. I'm having a great time. I'll see you, bro. And then right before you hang up, it's like, who is that, darling? I go, oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, let's get straight to it. But at the end of it, I was like, I knew I knew her. That's me, Maude.

I know good and well, that's not my grandma. Cause one, she wouldn't have been able to get to your table. Two, she wouldn't know who she was talking to in front of her. And three, she would have had to have clearance and somebody drive her away from the home. Cause she's chilling in her room right now. So that ain't my meemaw. If it was my meemaw, she would have been like this. Now, darling, are you, where are you at actually? That would have been my meemaw. She ain't getting up on her two and walking to you talking about, give me a glass of wine. Hell no.

Maybe you're meemaw, not my meemaw. Not my meemaw. Oh no, no, no. Oh, oh. Oh no. I thought you were saying that to me. That's crazy. Oh, I can't talk about it. Oh, she's gone.

Got her out at 9:08. Okay, here. Quickly move past that. I'm so sorry. Let's go. Dude. This is . Dude. We gotta-- no more grandma talk. Here we go. I gotta go hoop my kid. I gotta go to my grandma. My grandma's still blind. Here we go. Would you accept a sugar mama? We're getting straight to it. Would you accept a sugar mama? Say-- Can I be vulnerable? Hell yeah. Tried. Oh, that's more vulnerable than I thought.

I thought you were going to say, hell yeah. I tried. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Give us the juice. How did this happen? When the podcast first blew up.

You're kidding. Like cucumber Gatorade days. How the hell did I not know about this back then? Oh, because I wasn't proud of it. I was poor. You should have put me on game. You were with Liv. She would have said yes. No, this one was nasty. Oh, then no. If it's one of those ones where I just got to go eat dinner with you, talk to you about your old life, and then you give me like 400 bones. No, she wanted me. She wanted all of me. I was willing and able to. Oh, okay.

But, okay, so basically, yes, I've tried to have a sugar mama before. I still get the DMs, but a lot of them are from men, and now I'm a little more, ah. But back with the women, I was like, yes. So I was going through my requested DMs, and there's a girl, not a girl, that was a woman. That was a grown woman. And she was one of those where there would be a little overlap on the plane, right?

Right. A lot of make, like, like the birthday makeup on the profile picture. Right. Right. Well, you know what I mean? Like an overwhelming amount of animals you got at your house, not enough square footage to house them. Like, but I was, but I was, she had, she had it though. I don't know what it was, a VA check or something, but she had it and she was willing to share the wealth. So she DM me and she was like, Hey,

uh something flirty like you look so good um she was like how would you feel about making like eight thousand dollars a month oh and i was and at the time i was like hell yeah eight grand a month and i was like i'm pulling like four hundred dollars a month right now this sounds great so i responded and i said eyeball emoji he said

Yeah, and then she was just like, and she goes, these are my rules. And I was like, I like this. That's kind of hot. Tell me what to do, teach. Rules off rip, that's kind of hot. Structure creates security. And then, so we were DMing for like a while, but then she kept asking for more images of me to the point where I wasn't going to send that, but I was definitely sending some shirtless pics. You were just like this, you were like, yeah, 100%. You go...

It's not even a good fight. And then she got a little wicked with it. Asked for more. So I was like, no, I'm not ready for that. You go, slow down, man. And then I said, well, can I get your number? Because I was like, let's not do this on DMs. You know what I mean? Can I get your number? She gave me her number, and I put it into the Cash app to find out who it was. Verify.

The name was like Vincent James III or something. I was talking to some 19-year-old guy in Atlanta. He didn't have that kind of money. I was so disappointed. You should have said, you know what? You're asking for a little too much right now, right? But if you put 4K up front, you give me the front end, I'll get the other four on the back. I'll send you the pictures. Now, did you ever receive monetary? No, but once I found out it was Vincent, I said, look, bro, I know it's you. I was like, if you still got the money, we can do this. But like...

You said, bro, as long as you're good for it, I'm good too. He goes, no, you got me. Yeah, so it died. Would you get a sugar mama? Right now, it'd have to go through it. Yeah. Because, again, there's some, like, the immediate thought of it is nasty, freaky, whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's some that just literally just want a friend and they'll spend money on a friend, which is honestly sad. But, hell, sign me up. I think if Pierce got wealthy, he would definitely do that. Pierce...

You'd be a sugar daddy. So we're calling Pierce 60 years old, wealthy by himself. Wealthy 60-year-old Pierce by himself. He's definitely going to be a sugar daddy. He's paying for friendship. Oh, my God. No, he's definitely going to go to SMU and be like, Hey, you want to know how to start your jeans right, boy? They go, what the f***, boy? Boy. That's Pierce. Oh, yeah, but who's he talking to?

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The You Should Know Podcast. You, okay, I have a story that you, it jogged into my memory. Okay, tell me. You said when those women looked like, you said at a certain age, you know they're going to touch you, right? Excuse me?

Okay, you said that, not me. There's a lot of context. I took the key part. Okay, but just in case somebody's coming in right now randomly. Yeah, just in case. You said during conversations, the elderly like to touch. During conversations, you said when that group of the old white woman came in, you said they're the type. They're a handsy bunch. Yes, that's what I'm saying. Once people get older, they get a little more handsy. Exactly. So.

I'm in Costco this past week, like two days ago, actually. Me, Liv, Malachi. We're in there shopping, doing normal stuff. We stop and look at, I don't even know the actual name of them, like little lanterns that you would line your driveway in. Okay, nice. Like little lights. Yeah, like outdoor lights. We're stopping. We're just examining the box, maybe 30 seconds. And this guy comes up, and he's not quite that crowd, maybe five, six years away from it. The first thing he does to me goes like this.

Oh, right in my side. Right in my side. He goes, ain't that someone? And he just starts the conversation. I literally went, what the f***? He's just sitting there. Yeah. And he goes, he said, don't get those. That was his first word. Don't get those. And I'm, I, my immediate, what would your thought be? This is a deranged fan. He at least knows me. No. At my first thought, I'd be like. Okay. Well, I'm not going to, I'm not going to.

But I'm saying, okay, he's going to... Hopefully, he takes it full circle. It's some funny... Oh, I love the show, by the way. No. Regular guy slaps me in the ribs, goes, don't buy them, sons of bitches. Okay. I go, what was that one? And he goes, oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, man. I'm sorry. Just don't get them. I go, why? He goes, man, because I got these same things. Someone came and mowed my grass. They took and cleaned out. Just laid them on the ground. I came home to eight holes and eight bent sticks. So don't buy them. I go, sir, isn't that the...

why did you should have told him not to take him up yeah he goes man you're not listening to me slaps me again yeah so at this point i'm like okay this grown man has hit me twice and they're borderline hits it's not a little sting on a little backhand i'm like why the why does he keep touching me and then he says it again he goes man the mowing people i should have told him but they didn't do it now i'm down 200 bucks costco didn't do anything about it don't buy them

And I literally, I kid you not, I asked him, I was like, are you okay? Is everything good? And his wife, now I don't know what this means. I'm just being honest. His wife calls him. Daryl was his name. Don't make your own assumptions, but his name was Daryl. God bless. She said, Daryl, man, come over here. Leave that boy alone. Okay. Daryl goes, man, I'm just telling you, save you some hassle. Don't buy him now.

And he's going. And he's leaving. He goes to his wife. Daryl turns his back. His wife looks at me. Kid you not. This is exactly what she did. She goes, I'm sorry. So now I took it with a grain of salt. My husband's crazy. But, like, if your own wife is saying, it wasn't like a joke. I'm sorry, sweetie. He's all over the place. It was like, she went, now, Daryl, come over here. She was like, I'm sorry. And I literally was like.

I was like, what if, but my thought process, what if I wasn't me? What if I was another guy that took that hit? I'm not so sure and everything. And I'm like, hey man, don't touch me. What if he just went, what you? Why is he doing that?

That's a lot. That was a little much, but that's where my mind went. Yeah. So what's your question? No, the touching. The touching. The old age stuff. He was right there and he's just touching. And why do they touch? I don't know. They're a very physical group. It's like a comfort thing or something. I think it's times were different. I think there were a lot more. I think that was a lot more acceptable back then. You know what my grandpa said that I can't repeat. Oh, yeah. Yeah. There's a lot more things that were. Yeah. Yeah.

And that will never hit air. I forgot about that. Holy s***. A lot more things back then that were acceptable then that aren't acceptable now. Like now we're very antisocial, right? Oh, we're antisocial and they're very... They're very... Because all they had was face-to-face conversations back in the day. Better life. Right?

probably probably right and so they the only world they knew was the world in front of them so there's like i see these same 17 people at target this is my whole world so i just slapped jimmy yeah i know and so they see you and they're like look at that corn fed white man like i like that one look at those dump bottles what yeah and i was like ow 100 what okay you just said something yeah what what other parts of life back then do you think is better than now

For you, would probably be a lot. Okay. Nevermind. We're gonna go right past that one. Straight past that. Clean slate. We're good. Nevermind. CJ's like, CJ's like, I wanted to hear about it. We turn, he's like,

He's jotting down notes. So what was he saying about the lights? He said whenever you... He said that he bought the same ones I was looking at. And they weren't in the box? No. Oh, no. His complaint. That's what I'm saying. His complaint was... It was so external. Yeah. He was mad because a landscaping company, when they did his grass... Oh, they messed him up. Ripped him up out of the ground. Oh, that's... And that's why I was like, sir, that's not Costco's fault. The product's not... I'm like, that's your people's... No, he's a psychopath. His wife went... Now, I was like...

Now, I thought he was saying like when he bought something and he took it home, it wasn't the same because I had that experience this weekend too, right? I went through this whole thing where I was reading comments after last week we talked about how I bathe, how I dry off, a lot of people getting on me. And a lot of y'all have been so mean to me in the comments, right? So I was like I had a day of inspiration. I always have one or two a month where I'm like I'm going to change my life.

I think everybody has that. That is so real. Right. Everybody has that one day a month that they're like, this is it. God, I got to be better. Yeah. Mine always happened like middle of like 4 a.m. I'm going to wake up at 7. I'm going to eat breakfast. And I'm going to work out. I wake up at 1.30 p.m.

I feel like a lot of people... I feel like you wake up... And this is sad, but I feel like some days I could see your first word. Your first audible word. You just go... Every morning, dude. Every morning. I'm like, again? Help! It's so sad. It's so true. But... Like, it's a...

And then I hear CJ downstairs. I'm like, no, no. When will it happen? It's just going full-blown crazy. CJ's just, do-do-do. And then Pierce takes me. I'm like, when is it going to happen? And I FaceTime you. They can't FaceTime me, and I'm just like. And they can't FaceTime me, and I'm like, no. No, I'm just not even going to do the joke.

No, but okay, what happened this weekend is... CJ's having a panic attack back there. I want you guys to edit. So, I went, I had the day where I was like...

I'm changing my life. I need to do better. Right? The house cleaner came. The house cleaner came. The house already cleaned. So step one, that makes it easier for me. Right? You can think. Now, like, I don't have, like, chips and dust and a little bit decay. Yeah. Like, I found, like, a chicken wing, like, right, like, behind my nightstand. And I was like, something's got to get fixed. Right?

So, I was like, I'm going to go out to Target. I'm going to buy a bunch of daily essential things I need, right? I went and got some under eye... Cream, nice. Things that you, like, rub on your eye to make the puffiness and the darkness go away. I was like, that seems like I need that. I went and got, like, I got...

a hand scrub thing for the shower because I'm tired of using my palms. There you go! Yeah. Only because I, a little bit, something almost went in. I was going too hard. I said, woo! So I was like, let me get a little scrubber. I got some rubbing alcohol for my earring backs. Oh my God! Because I was going like this and then I went like that and I said, woo! Ha!

So he's like, bro, this day is so... Dog, ladies, if you want to see if you love your man or not, this is the real test. And if your man wears earrings, tell him to take his earrings out and smell them. No, you got to like rub your earring back and then smell it with your finger. It's not terrible. Mine is literally a morgue. Mine just smells kind of like a...

I mean, just kind of like metal. Oh, that's good for you. Well, mine's filled with my keloids are popping back here. But anyway. Oh, my God. One of the things I got was mouthwash. I ran out of mouthwash. I always use mouthwash. I always use it a lot of times in place of brushing. Yeah, I was about to say. In substitute. So I get the same mouthwash I get every single time. What kind? They didn't pay. So I grab it. I take it home, right? It's nighttime. I'm actually brushing my teeth. I'm going in there.

Time to mouthwash now. Go to bed, mouthwash. Every time you open a new mouthwash, you take the cap off and then there's that paper, right? I unscrew it. No paper there. I can see directly into the mouthwash. I'm looking at it. There's fizzy bubbles. Like it's fizzy in there. Like somebody put a little bit of something in there. It's like a third of it is gone.

And you're just noticing this. It's the first time I've used it. But I'm saying, oh, okay, never mind. This is the first time I, yeah, this is a new one. Like I just now got it and I'm using it. Yes. I'm still using it.

But what would you do in that situation? Because the kind of mouthwash you know that I get, it's an expensive mouthwash. Yeah. If I opened it, the plastic was gone and it's fizzing to where I can almost hear it. Yeah, it's like a Dasani when you open it up. It has to go in the trash can. Right. I still use it.

Have you had any side effects? Any droopiness? Any laziness? I think, bro, I'm so messed up. It's like to a point where it kind of just fits in, right? It's like it's not going to stop the train. It's not going to stop. It's just adding more luggage onto the train. It's like, yep, this ship has sailed. You start going, God, what is that feeling in my neck? And you sit down. It's like, ah. I'm like a little more pain in the left side this morning. But you know what? We're just going to push. We're going to push through it. Oh, shit. That's so stupid.

God, that's funny but not funny. Funny but not funny. Go ahead. So we went to Oklahoma this past weekend for Easter. Okay. Hanging out with family and everything. And the conversation of...

Is Malachi going to be a good kid, a hellraiser, a little minion? Yeah. Is your son going to be good? That got brought up, right? Okay. So we started throwing scenarios out. Right. One of the scenarios that were thrown out, I'm going to now place it onto you, and I want your God's honest truth of what you would do in this situation. Okay. And this is about your son. It's about my son. Oh, God. It's not going to go well. About my son, high school age. Okay.

We'll call it sophomore year, 15-16. Oh, this isn't going to be good. Okay? So the scenario is you –

You are driving to our house. You left something. You came over for a card night, a poker night, whatever with the dads. That's old. But you came over. You left something. You're coming to grab it, right? You hit Malachi. Hey, can you bring this outside for me? I text your son to bring me something out of your house. Bring this outside. He comes outside. He brings it to you. You get out of the car to chop it up with your nephew for a little bit. Right. Okay? He hands you the thing, pulls out a cigarette.

And then looks you in the eye and goes, stand up straight when you're talking to me. I need to know. I need to know how you're going to discipline your nephew. And if it's too extreme for mom and dad, if it's on the line, I need to know. So one more time, he hands you the item and goes, stand up straight when you're talking to me. It's funny. It's hilarious. That's funny. First of all, I wouldn't even discipline Malcolm. I'm being yours.

To think you raised your son to think he could talk to me that way? Are you crazy? That'd be his last cigarette he's ever looked at. So do you smack it out of his mouth? Do you choke him? Do you say, what the hell? Oh, you think I'm joking.

I'm literally going to laugh at your son and find you. You're going to fight me. That's your fault. You're going to let him smoke the cigarette. Yeah, it's your fault. He's not my kid. That's not my fault. Yes, it is. It's your fault. You said from a young age you're going to build a super tight bond so you know when he's doing the bad shit. I'm not his. I want him to come back to me. I hope you heard that here first, Malachi. I'm not his father. But you can't. If neither one of us knew he was smoking. It's not my job to discipline your kid.

But you can. I'm disciplining you. That's not your job either. You don't have the huevos. No. To discipline. I don't know what's going on. Well, you're a bad dad then. Then yeah, that'd be a bad dad. You're a bad dad. If you can't smell the Marlboros downstairs, what are you talking about? But no, I'm not home. Liv's not home. He does. He's master level. You hid things from your parents. Not no cigarettes. Exactly. But let's say. If you can hide cigarettes from your parents, your parents suck. Yeah.

But let's just say, in this scenario, he's master level. I'm beating your ass, Cam. So you wouldn't. I'm not joking. I'm not pottying. That's fine. You failed me in that moment. Because I'm not going to do what I want to do. He's 16. I'm not doing that. No. So I'm doing hands on him. Oh, I would, though. Right? Exactly. If he's saying stand up when you're talking, sit down and. Oh, boy. That's crazy. Stand up straight when you're talking to me. Really? And then you just look at him. Yeah.

Let me get my shoe, please. Oh, my God. Dude, we were talking about it, and I literally said, I have to say that to Peyton. Yeah. That's so extreme. That's what I wanted to hear your answer. No, I would gently come after you. But what are you going to do to me? I can't say it on the internet. I can't say it. You'd hurt. It'd hurt. I can't tell you that much. The You Should Know Podcast.

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You know, we talked a lot about eating and you were eating by yourself earlier today and we talked about food and it made me think, I genuinely don't like the way you eat though. You're doing all these solo dinners and I think it's another layer, so no one has to watch you do the shit you do.

You do. You do something that is very wrong to me. I think I'm the most proper eater around, the way I flip my fork and everything. You eat no- Proper eater is wild? I'm a proper eater. You eat like a child. You eat like a kid. How so? You eat like a kid. How so? When you cut meats, you don't cut it proper. Yes, I do. No, no, no. Yes, I do. How do you cut a steak? How do I cut a steak? How do you cut a steak? Where's my fork and knife? You don't get a fork and knife. Imagine it. Okay, so- Remote. Remote.

Sorry for the audio listeners, this won't be good for you. You stab. No, I'm laughing. I'm trying to see what hand I use. See, the fact you don't know is wicked. Well, I'm ambidextrous. I have superpowers. So, fork here. You go. He was like. Fork here, turned away from me. Okay. Cut, look, eat.

See, you wish you were that proper. That's exactly how I eat steak. Okay, fine. 100% how I eat steak. Something you absolutely can't deny and it's going to be in your grave with you. The way you eat french fries is an abomination and it's and I don't stand for it. I've never thought about the way I eat french fries. You do two things that are criminally wrong that remind me of children. One, you eat

All of the fries or all of the sandwich before you mix and match. That's all a cart. McDonald's isn't in segregation. You can enjoy both of them together. You don't have to go all fries or all burgers. Enjoy your food together. That's why it's a meal. They come together. And the second thing you do... Oh, you're not speaking. The second thing you do, you put your fries directly, directly on your molar and you don't chew like a normal man. You go...

That is not true. That is not true. Lie in front of everyone. Lie in front of everyone. On everything I love, I've never done that. Everything I love, I've never done that. How do you eat french fries? I grab a whole bunch if I can. First. And I go like this.

That's as much as CJ knows. I go like this. I grab a whole handful. Why are you grabbing so many? That's another thing. You just gave me more ammo. I'm almost seven foot tall, Cam. I'm not a little girl. I need a lot of food at once. But you don't mangle it and go, oh. How do you eat a french fry? One by one. Enjoy it. Maybe two at most. You're a little. Dude. If you get a french fry at once, like, grow up. You're grabbing. You literally have a child and hair on your head.

Eat the french fries like I'm mad. One, middle of your mouth. I've physically watched you put it to the molar. I've seen that before. You're doing this now? Maybe this is your new thing? Now you're lying on the internet and in front of Christ. It's going to be a hard time for you to get in front. You're going to have to write a very detailed letter to get into the pearly gates. So you think it's more normal to go one by one on a french fry than two or more? Let it score? You're just 12 or more. It's not two or more. You're grabbing a handful, a pile.

And you haven't even tasted your burger. How disappointing would that be? Now, that's a normal thing I do.

I cannot eat my french fries and my burger at the same time. I cannot eat sides of any kind and my food at the same time. That is nonsense. I feel like that's the way God made it. No, it's not. I feel like that's what Jesus wanted when he landed. If that's what Jesus wanted, then it would be served all step by step. They wouldn't bring you everything at once. They would not give you your mashed potatoes and your corn and maybe your lobster mac and your steak and some bread. I'm not talking about your rich people dining. I'm talking about simple fast food.

I'm talking about simple fast food. Combo. We're going to combine. It's literally a combination. Okay, if it was a true combo, the fries would be in the burger. Ooh, I think that's a cook.

No, because it's the side that comes on the side of it. A side, right? So I'm going to eat it on the side. I'm not going to eat it with. Yeah, you eat it on the side. You don't eat it with the burger, but you eat it at the same time. That's the whole point. It's the same sit down. I'm eating them at different times, though. I feel like it's greedy. I feel like it's a little bit of gluttony. If you're like this, if you're like... I eat that fast.

Like, that's... Like, who are you? Slow down. Like, I paid for this. It's not going anywhere. It's not. I'm gonna enjoy my side. I'm gonna enjoy my french fries. But you don't! You are a lord of portions. You don't finish anything. Now that's an ADHD thing. You don't finish... I have crippling ADHD, and I finish my f***ing fast food. You gotta meet him for YouTube. It's a difference. Yes. But...

You do not finish anything you come in contact with. You are the lord of portions. That's a definite thing. I don't know where that came from. That's gotta be... I googled it. No, I googled it. It's ADHD. It's like a little bit of things. Why do I finish everything? Because you are fat! You're fat! Fat! Fat, fat, fat, fat, fat!

I'm just kidding, buddy. You look good. I don't mean to call you that. I say that for jokes. Honestly, you're doing better than me. Somebody loves you. Your wife. Okay, people love you too. Don't say that. No, a lot... Oh, I know that. No, I'm just sure that was never a question. Oh, promise you, I wasn't ever worried about that much. You know? I see you. Okay. But...

You know, you did find love. Congratulations. You got married. How long ago was that? Thank you. Where are we going with this? How long ago was that? Coming up on three years. You almost got me... You almost put me on the spot. That was a quick answer. I had to think. What's your anniversary? 28th of May. Why did I answer like I'm a hundred years in the past? 28th of May. Why? May 28th. Dude, you know what's always bothered me? What? Whenever like...

On certain documents, the day goes before the month and year. Dog? When I first figured that out, I was like, they changed how many months we got. We're like, oh my God. It's like Europe, right? They do that. They do the date, like the day of the month and then the month. Oh, I've never been there. I actually just got my passport. So I don't know. You want me to call somebody, the French ambassador? Who has this information? I'm saying you've never seen like a foreign document?

Okay, but time out. If we've both seen it, then where did it come from? Miss Winkler. She used to write them like that. And then Miss Eisenhower in the fourth grade.

What is that? His eyes are on the fourth grade, Dad. Miss Winkler would write her docket. Dude, your class was doomed. Your class was... I had the best class ever. No, you did not. Miss Winkler is a saint of a woman, and sometimes she comments on the YouTube videos still. I hope she's doing well. Miss Winkler, you're fantastic. You never matter. Why'd you do your dates like that? Never matter. Very strange. Probably would have filed a formal request to be out of your class. But I'm going to talk about you being married and love in general, right? My For You page recently has been like...

so heavily on marriage and like people crying at the altar and stuff like that first of all take all the energy oh no i'm saying i i've seen all these extravagant engagements like these proposals extravagant proposals balloons and doves and they rent out half the ocean and stuff like that you know what i mean

On cliffs. Now, I never realized it, but now... Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, breathe, nope. I've never realized it, but proposing seems very expensive. Depends on how you do it. Yours is going to be crazy. No, it's not. Because I think about mitigating cost on my proposal. Let me know if this is crazy.

Okay. Is it wild to propose without a ring? Now, let me cook. Oh, no way! Because that seems a little too pricey.

thought you were about to say, is it crazy to propose like at a nice normal steak dinner? You said, can I do no ring? Can I do it without the ring? I thought you were about to die down this big scale I had you at and just have a normal nice pose. You said no ring. No, I'll make it nice. I'll

We can go to the beach. I'll get the candles and all that. Are you out of your... Are you listening to yourself? You're out of your mind. I think that's completely fine. You're going to rent a beach and get candles and a nice luau and have some guy with a little banjo? Yeah, but I don't want to spend 20 bands on a ring. But you don't have the ring. Yes. It all means nothing without the ring. It means nothing. That's not fair. Who have you seen go like this? Will you be mine?

Are you going to handshake her? Will you marry me? David Blaine, you go, yeah, like we get pinky promise or something. Technically, it's the same thing. Peyton, I hope, I hope, my God, I hope every woman that sees this comes after you and tries to knock some sense into you. Don't hurt me. Proposing without the ring. I think, okay, but understand, I'm mitigating cost, right? Because if I'm renting out the beach, how

Half the beach, it's ours tonight, right? These candles, expensive. This light, expensive. This photographer, expensive. The videographer, expensive. The dinner we're going to go to after, it's expensive.

We've been together for long enough. Trust me. Hey, I promise you, I'm really proposing to you. She's going to say, I don't want the video that that guy takes if there's not a ring in it. I don't want to eat that surf and turf if there's no ring on my head. I don't want pictures of me being proposed to if there's not a fucking ring. I understand, but isn't that a little kind of rude? It's a little kind of rude to be rude.

Right? Just because I don't want to pay. A little bit. So me saying, I want to marry you means nothing unless I spend 20 bands. First off, or however, I don't know how much rings. I was about to say, you're a good man. Hell of a ring. Thousands of dollars. First off, that's like saying, hey, let's get married. No wedding off rip. That's fine. No, but that's immediate. You're proposing without the ring. No, it's not true.

Yes, it is. How? Because this is the sign of it. It's the sign of we are doing this. Watch this. This is my token of appreciation. It doesn't have to be the actual ring. Okay, no, stop talking so much, right? So when you got engaged, right? Yes. Where was your ring? Doesn't work like that. Societal standards. It doesn't work like that. That's society. You're not winning an argument. That's society. Hey, hey.

It's not how it works, you . All of that shit was a minute break date. You're like that Australian girl. Wait, okay, but I'm a progressive man. I'm an ally. I believe in equal rights. You know, I believe everybody should be treated the same. Man, woman, everybody in between. Dog, cat, elephant, everybody. So why can I be progressive in everything else, but I can't be progressive in the proposal?

Oh my God. That's like saying, Hey, you smell that? I think somebody's cooking. Oh wait, that's me. No, it's not. No, it's not. No, no girl. Okay. I'll be honest. Girls would lie and say, Oh, it's okay. In her soul. You don't know my girl. She would be hurt in her soul. She would be hurt. You don't know my girl. Let's just say, let's call it 20 bands to get the, let's call it 30,000 half a beach. You got half a beach, a videographer, photographer, a nice surf and turf and some music. Who's playing the music?

Somebody's easy expensive. I'm going to hire somebody. Let's call that $30,000. Yeah, so I spent so much money. If you spent $30,000 and you didn't get her a ring, she'd be baffled. She'd be baffled. She'd say, spend $20,000 on the ring. Use the other $10,000 to make some money. She'd rather you propose to her in a subway with a ring than on a beach with no ring. That's not true. Guaranteed. That's not true.

I say, what if I say it's coming? Delayed shipping. Let's name our baby that's not born yet. That's what you're doing to her. You've done that. No, without being pregnant. Let's name our baby without being pregnant. You did that. No, I didn't. I said that name. Oh, my God. We did not name the baby. Oh, my God. I didn't name it. Oh, my God. You can't name the baby. In our class.

I said I want to name my kid Malachi. That's the same thing. What's the difference? Okay, let's move in together without the place yet. I've done that. I'm doing that now. I just did. How can you move in without a place? That was a bad ending from y'all two. How can you move in together if you don't have a place?

Proposing without the ring. It's the idea. Same thing you did with Malachi. Exactly. He didn't exist. You were barely even knocking those boots in, and you named Malachi. That was my point. He doesn't even exist. I wanted to name him. I want to move in with this girl. I want to propose to you. I want to give you a ring. Are you wanting to propose, or are you proposing? No, I am proposing, but I want to give you a ring. Blade shipping. I can't find it yet. I don't know what to do. I don't want to spend that much money. Diamonds are expensive. I'm getting my girl moist tonight. Yo, man.

Okay, if you happen to be the lucky woman that gets proposed to, you need to have a diamond checker on site. They passed diamond checkers! Alright, if he says, hey babe, I need you to get your nails done, we're going to a beach, say, hey, I'm sick, we can't go. That's fine. You go, we got beaches in Texas, say yeah! I can propose on the side of the bed. No, you're tripping. Would it be bad to propose right after you...

Enjoy the act together right after your right after I've done that You wanna get married this this you're You've proposed. Oh while you were really fuzzies not really proposed, but I've asked like hey you want to I want this for the rest of my life

I am sweating. I'm so hot. So you... Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, we don't have to talk about it. But if you show up... Patreon, we get... No, we're just... No, no. Oh, my God. Yeah, eventually. I feel like when the wedding happens... Honestly, weddings are... too. No, you can't say that. You can't say that. No, honestly. Honestly, honestly. Because you were married before your wedding. Correct. But you legally have to. I was... And...

Yes, you go to the courthouse and you get it like two days before your wedding, two, three days before. You do it legally on paper and then you take that paper and it gets signed by the person that ordained you. His pastor was a convict. So does it really have like that? Dude, you wouldn't be surprised. No, he wasn't. He was a mule, dog. He showed up in that Escalade two hours late. What were you doing? What were you doing? Is he a family friend?

Kinda. I don't know. Was he there this weekend? Was that the same guy? Yeah, I listened to him preach. He was going crazy. I bet so. He was going crazy. Nah. I'm just joking. It's all comedy. No, oh my god. He was late though. Late to my wedding. He was very late. Oh, and he didn't even show up to the rehearsal, did he? Yeah, no. It's a shout out to you. That's what I'm saying, like...

I know a lot of people that elope and do stuff like that. I think that's fine. No, eloping is fine. But the wedding, the wedding, it's the, I think the wedding is more for definitely more for the woman. I want to be the star of my wedding. Oh my God. There's going to be more pictures of me up to my wife. Oh my God. Okay. Let's say this.

What if at your wedding, your wife walks out first? Your wife walks out first. The dude, here comes the bride. No one even stands for her. She walks out, goes to the thing. And my mom hands me over. And then, no. What's wrong with that? No, but listen. Even better. If they go, everybody rise for the groom, right? And it's you. You're coming through these doors. The whole shit gets dark. Spotlights. Spotlights.

The doors open and it's The Weeknd blaring on the street. No, they switch it here. I have voices in my head. They cast me. They understand. And I would come out shirtless with baby. You go like this. Yeah. Like this.

I'm telling you. Oh, my God. Honestly, if my wife doesn't put in work on the intro, I'm the champion. I'm coming out second. If I come in with a Batista entrance. There's Pyro. Unless she's coming out with some Joe Hendry. Bro, but you're coming out first. Says who? Who's the champion at this time?

You go we need about the night before so I could pin my wife and then I take the belt not come out second Good morning to you. Then you love to pay my way dude again the honeymoon. I don't have a wife dude It's been so long. So we you just you just snuck it. Oh You just snuck it Well, these are expensive microphones you can whisper how you want you're gonna get hurt I

What the hell? What the hell? You just whispered and you just snuck in. You didn't whisper. That was me. You snuck in WWE, right? Yeah. This is honest to God embarrassing. It literally happened. I cried the other day at a TikTok about the top five WWE returns. I literally shed a tear. I do not blame you. I literally shed a tear. Isn't it magical? What the hell is wrong with you? Yes.

Wait, do you remember any specifically? Last year's WrestleMania when Taker came back.

WrestleMania. Oh, whenever it was WrestleMania 40. Bro. That made you cry? He came out as a biker and then choked slammed The Rock and then rolled out. That made you cheer up? I thought you were going to talk about Edge and Royal Rumble. Edge was on it, so it was a top five. But the one that jerked that tear, the one that really said, give me that, come here, was the Taker one. I don't know why. It was the Hardy Boys when they returned. Oh my God. It was Edge. When New Day brought them out. I don't know.

I really don't know why The Undertaker was in there because that was just a crowd pop. It was a great crowd pop for us in 1940. And I think it was the sound of other humans screaming that made me cry. And, bro, I literally was watching it and I went, I said, what the f***? I was like, what the hell? You've changed, bro. God, I've gotten soft. That's why I hang out with you a lot less. That's just mean. Where's the grit? That's just mean. I miss the grit. I think it was a mixture of soft fatherhood and delusional...

delusional just being delusional I think about sleep I think about six years nah because you'll probably have another kid by then so reset but I better have enough I better be done having kids in six years I'm saying what by the time Malachi is six he'll probably get his first like nah like you know I mean fight at school or something like you know what I mean and then you'll come back to being a man but then you'll probably have like a baby girl at that time so it'll be even worse and then the podcast is

No, well, with the girl, I feel like you're more manly the whole time. It's like cradle protector. No, you'll be more soft. You'll be way more soft, and then I'll be making offensive jokes, and you'll be like, do not say that. I'll go, bro, that's really not that cool. Don't say that. That's nice. And I'll be like, CJ, try. Let's see. CJ will just go. And I'll be like, it's over. It was fun, guys. It was fun. Yeah. The You Should Know Podcast.

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Not so hot take, but I want to see what you think about it because your Joe Jonas take really bothered me. And I was thinking about this last night. I genuinely believe Miley Cyrus is the best of all time, if not in the conversation, for best singer slash actor combo of all time. Are you kidding me? So hold on. Most talented singer slash actor combo of all time.

Help me and name some. Name a few. Whitney Houston. She's up there. I'd say she is the GOAT. She's up there, but I think Miley Cyrus is a better actor. I think she's had more acting. I think she's better. I think she had more longevity. That's the same argument you used with LeBron, right? But he's better and he's done it longer. It's an argument, right? Think of him. Think of him. Who else is singer? Why am I drawing a blank? Who else is singer-actor? Adele can't act.

She can't act. Sam Smith can't act. I didn't know Sam Smith was in a movie. That's what I'm saying. He wasn't. Oh, okay. I was like, what movie is he in? Leonardo DiCaprio can't sing. Okay. Come on. Name actual dual threat athletes. Ariana Grande. Smoked boots. Easy turkey chicken. Barbecue chicken. Let me say that. Let me say that. Let me say that. Right there. Oh my God. Let me say this. Oh my God. Let me say this. Let me say this. Ariana is a better vocalist. Oh.

She's a better vocalist. Get the hell out of here. I think she's a better vocalist. Ariana. Thank you. Next. You started singing. You know that's good. You know it. Ain't nobody singing Wreck-It-Ball. Now, you got to understand what I'm saying. I'm saying one of the best.

She's in the conversation for top five. Okay, well now if we move it to top five, you said one of, if not V, that's what you said. But you can make the argument. As of right now, Miley Cyrus is 100% second place. Ariana Grande doesn't have an acting role as impactful as Hannah Montana, and that's a fact.

ariana that's a fact she doesn't have one we're not talking about impact somebody you said better it's singing an actor yes combination yes she acted in just as much she she has no shit yeah well she's the star of wicked huge box office film huge box office recency bias i haven't seen it i haven't seen it yet i haven't seen it yet what no i haven't even seen it but i'm saying but i'm saying but is wicked is that movie as impactful as the entire hannah montana series

No, but I'm saying Miley Cyrus can't even make big box office film. Like, big movie. She can't? She made Hannah Montana movie. She hasn't made anything else. You can't get a crowd of over 15,000 to keep your secret if you're not good. Okay, you want me to name some? Are you real? Are you f***ing real? Yes, I mean it. I can buy myself flowers. Write my name in the... What? Talk to my girl for hours.

Say things come don't understand. I can take my cum dancing. I can hold. Oh, I can love cum better than. Oh. I can love cum better than. Cum, cum. Your jaw. Your jaw is like. The answer knows I make you feel something. Oh, 100%. You know it. You know how to get to me. Okay, go ahead and name some singer-actor combos of all time.

Okay, we have Justin Timberlake. Now let's pause. No, don't shut up! No! You handled Miley Cyrus' third spot. Name two Justin Timberlake acting roles. Trolls. Huh? Trolls. Get the f*** out of here, Pierce. That doesn't count. It's on soundtrack for trolls. The movie, I don't remember the name. The movie with Mila Kunis, though. It's like Friends with Benefits. Friends with Benefits is a good movie. Good movie. It's a good movie, but...

It's not Shutter Island. Yeah, I know it's not Shutter Island. But Miley Cyrus has not. Correct me if I'm wrong. Hannah Montana is one of the biggest TV shows of all time. That's just. I'm not going to lie. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hannah Montana is friends. It's Seinfeld. It's the office. Jesus Christ. It is. No, it's not. Yes, it is. No, it is not. It's impactful. No, it is not. It's impactful. Sweet Life Zach and Cody. Better than Hannah Montana. No, not better.

Are you? It's not better. I think you might have a little crush. You might want to. Not my type. She's beautiful, but it has nothing to do with that. I respect talent. I respect art. Hannah Montana is art. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Yeah, that clip, nutty. Beyonce. Oh, my God. How did I not think about Beyonce? Hold on. Slow down.

The queen bee. If you... I swear to God you're going to get struck if you say anything slanderous. No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm trying to think of all her acting roles. Obsessed. Obsessed. Yes. Right? Obsession, that's what it's called? Obsession. Obsession? Great movie. It's Obsession. Great movie. What else is she in? Can you look up what Beyonce films? Now, I would say Beyonce, better musician, of course. There's no doubt. But I'd give you that. If she's in a one-off film, she's in one movie, I'd give you that. Lion King? Lion King?

Same thing as Trolls for Justin Malek. Okay, let me give you a rundown of Miley Cyrus' movie discography. The Hannah Montana movie. Already done. Above everybody else. Don't you interrupt me. The last song. Great. Made me feel something. The movie LOL. Y'all remember that? Literally don't. What is that? You didn't watch it as a kid.

High School Musical 2, she had the cameo at the end whenever they were doing the summer dance. You're a cameo. You're stupid. Don't talk to her like that. Zoolander 2, Sex and the City. Probably cameo. Probably cameo. She was in it. I'm trying to think of stuff y'all would know. Does she have a single leading role in acting outside of something that has Hannah Montana on it? Does she have a lead role in something that doesn't say Hannah Montana? I just named it. What? The last song in LOL.

And so undercover. Elvis Presley? That's, he's listed. That's actually, I forgot about the last one. Ice Cube? Ice T? Okay, well, let's slow it. Let's not name anymore. All right, let's not name anymore. Let's not name anymore. I feel it in myself, and it's opinion based. Yeah, it can be. That's fine. And my opinion is right in my opinion. And your opinion is right in your opinion. That is about it. Whatever.

Somehow, she's going to end up seeing this and say, oh, we'll love it. Thanks for the love, whatever. Only one person loves it. Yes, because Joe Jonas and you have beef, and you've ruined the relationship between me and Joe Jonas and me and Sketch. He's over two. I have not ruined the relationship with you and Joe Jonas or with you and Sketch. I didn't ruin it. It's not ruined. He hasn't texted me back. That's right.

I think we got three votes. Sorry, bro. Put your hand down. I'll take the L. Sabotagee.

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Now on to the rest of the episode. The You Should Know Podcast. Now, we hinted at this a little earlier, and I know I'm going to spend some time on it. I think it's time for people's favorite segment. You know what that is? Pop culture, pay and then camp. Pop culture, pay and then camp. You know what time it is. I'm going to sacrifice my pop culture to aid to the betterment of yours, and we can get straight into it.

Talk to me, Daddy, Papa, Father. It's last weekend. Two weekends ago for the people watching this. Last weekend was WrestleMania 41, the two-night extravaganza in Las Vegas. Now, if you know, if you're a YSK fan, you know YSK and WWE Universe go hand in hand. If you follow me on Twitter, at the Peyton Harden, it has turned into a complete WWE page. That's all I tweet about is YSK and WWE.

And a lot of engagement on there. A lot of people love when I talk about it. I go on Twitch. I live stream Night 1 and Night 2 with CJ. WrestleMania. Controversial. A lot of people are being controversial about WrestleMania. They are. Now, let me pull up the matches for Night 1 of WrestleMania. Okay, I got it here. Right? Now, Night 1 of WrestleMania was...

A lot of people did not like. Am I one of those people? I'm not going to say I didn't like it because I did have a fun time watching it. I am a WWE fan. I like the WWE. I enjoy the art of wrestling, the art of the storytelling. I did like it. Now, early on, I said, this feels so rushed. The Uso, Jey Uso and Gunther heavyweight title match felt rushed and had a bad ending. How did it end?

Jey Uso submitting Gunther with his own move, with Gunther's own move. Gunther's own move. And it was a quick submission. Oh, yeah, yeah. It was literally like a couple seconds. I saw a tweet saying that it's actually in Gunther's character to not be good at being in a submission. I'd have to look at that. That might be a good point. But I think that's a – Like a cop-out, yeah. I felt like that was a quick match. Yeah.

I feel like the New Day tag team match should have been on Raw. The Rey Fenix and El Americano match, I mean, that got messed up because Rey Mysterio got hurt the night before. It was supposed to be Rey Mysterio? Yeah, but he got hurt the night before, so they had to stop him out. That was a cool match, I guess. The Fatu match.

I enjoyed it. It's when the crowd actually got into... Like, the night? The night. It was a good match. I'm glad Fatu is a champion now. Yeah, what belt did he win? United States? United States. Yeah. Um... The, um... Tiff Strat... The Tiff match. It was cool. It was good. I liked it. It wasn't anything special. Uh... I fear her teeth didn't get messed up. Yeah, no. Her teeth didn't get messed up. Um...

The Jade match was cool. I feel like it should have been more for as much because that build-up was so good. I feel like it should have been a lot better. But the triple threat main event was a classic match. It completely saved night one. Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns, CM Punk. Three Hall of Famers. Paul Heyman absolutely saved it. It was one of the best matches I've ever watched. It was so good. In your entirety of WWE. So good. Paul Heyman...

with like three nut shots wiggled on Roman Reigns. Paul Heyman is a GOAT. He's a lunatic. How old is he? 60s I would assume. Mid-late 60s. Hall of Famer. He's a legend. One of the GOATs.

That was an absolute great match. But I would say I do agree with the overall sentiment that night one of WrestleMania was a glorified Raw. If you could change, if you could just change something from night one, what would it be? Maybe an outcome, maybe a match entirely, maybe a...

The lineup, take a whole match out. What would you change? I feel like they, and I saw this tweet, they sacrifice night one and make night two great. Yeah. You feel like WrestleMania shouldn't have to be a sacrifice at all? Yeah, 100%. It should be two great nights. I just felt like it was so rushed. A lot of the matches just seemed so quick, and the intros weren't anything crazy. Like, I was just, like, it was just...

It was underwhelming, and it was quick, quick matches. Now, I'm going to get into the advertisement part of WWE, and I did make that comment a lot on the Twitch stream that it felt like there was an overload of ads. And I know people say that about us, but we're not the WWE. We need ads to pay people. Like, we have to. I'm going to get into that after I get into night two.

So I would rate night one like a five out of ten. And I would say six because of the five-star match. Yeah, main event. Night two, from the gate, absolutely fantastic. From the rip. From the rip. Io Sky, Bianca, Rhea Ripley put on a five-star match again. Two GOAT triple threat matches back-to-back to end night one, to start night two. Those ladies...

absolutely smoked that three great wrestlers. I'm trying to think of what was the next match? Absolutely fantastic. I loved it. And then I don't know what match. I don't quite remember what came next. I believe it was the street fight between Damian priest and drew McIntyre. Hmm. Great spots in the match. I really liked it. Uh,

Damian Priest and Drew McIntyre were very big names now, kind of not anymore. No, they're big. Drew was just the heavyweight champion last WrestleMania. Damian Priest, Money in the Bank. I liked the match. It wasn't anything crazy. It was like, oh, it's a good match. I liked it. I was looking for more violence.

I think Drew, especially, can put on some violent matches. I think he did it with CM Punk. That match in the steel cage was absolutely crazy. It just didn't. It was a little. It was good. It was like, that was a good match. I'm not mad at it. Yeah. What was next? Was it Logan Paul or was it the four-way? Regardless, let's say it was the Logan Paul match and AJ Styles.

Logan Paul, great intro. One of the best intros of WrestleMania. Started out with a drone, let the drone go, caught the drone again, set the drone up, and then used it for one of his spots later. It was insane. Logan Paul is very innovative. He's a creative.

With AJ being a Hall of Famer, I don't know if that's accurate to say, but he's a great wrestler, one of the greatest wrestlers in ring. And then Logan Paul being one of the best athletes in ring. I feel like there wasn't crazy enough spots in that match. For real? I feel like every time I see a clip of Logan Paul or something, he's doing wild, crazy spots. I feel like he had one really athletic moment.

But overall, it wasn't like a wow match, like a WrestleMania match. Yeah, like every time I see AJ, I'm like, there's going to be crazy spots in here. If every time I see Logan, I'm like, definitely going to be crazy. I didn't get that. But it was still a good match. It wasn't like, oh, that was disappointing. It was just like I overthought it. You know what I mean? I was expecting more. Then we get to the Braun Breaker, Don Mysterio, Finn Balor, and Penta match.

Great match. Like, that was so entertaining. And that was for a title? Intercontinental. Yeah. And Dom coming away with his first solo title, I believe. I believe so. And Dom is so over. Obviously, he has a heel. But once he won...

That title and the pop he got was absolutely insane. The way he enjoyed the moment was great because he left the ring, was going back up the ramp, and then the crowd was still going crazy. So he ran back into the ring. And I don't think that was planned. I think it was just like enjoying the moment. So that was great to see. I think he's going to be a great champion. I think he's going to hold it for a long time. I'm excited to see the feud that is set up with him in the Judgment Day. Then we got the Liv Morgan fight.

Raquel, Lyra, and Becky. She came back. Underwhelming match. Was it? Yeah. I saw a lot of pictures of Liv Morgan on Twitter. Well, I assume so. A lot of the WWE audience with the women are a little creeps. Yeah. And there we got one right there. You hear Pierce? Big fan of Liv. Big fan.

Becky came back. She took two bumps and won the tag team championship. Lost it the next night. They were like, we're going to give you this. We're giving it back. No way. But Liv had one of the best years of her career. She had a fantastic year. It sucks that she lost at Mania just for a comeback, but it was great to see her win it back on Monday Night Raw. Then...

We got Cody Rhodes versus John Cena. Controversial match. Why? Oh, my God. It wasn't as good as it should have been either. I loved the match. I absolutely loved it. A lot of 10 out of 10 or you personally loved it. Okay, so look, you loved it, but what about, you know what I'm saying? I think they were put in a position for multiple reasons. I think we got one of the best WrestleMania contenders

Main events of all time last year, Night 2, whenever the Avengers came out. Yeah, that was nuts. That was one of the best matches ever. I cried at it. And that was Triple H's first WrestleMania he booked. So he set this bar so goddamn high. So people are expecting Night 2 WrestleMania, we're going to see everybody. All these legends are going to come out. The whole roster is going to come out. And so it set that expectation. And if you have that expectation,

expectation you're ultimately going to get disappointed because it's just not realistic it's not what Wrestlemania is it's not just to have the Avengers of everybody come out I saw a tweet someone said do you think that Triple H and the WWE had to kind of it said the air quote with sacrifice so I'm assuming I'm taking it as they're meaning it like lightly but had to sacrifice Wrestlemania 41 to like

everybody's head like moving forward like you can't expect the greatest you know like to what you're saying yeah I think I think so I think it was I think it is kind of like a reality check like hey guys remind you like hey gonna be great but normal yeah you can't have this expectation every time um

A lot of people are upset that John Cena won the way he won his 17th. I think everybody's happy that he broke their record. I saw two kids in Ireland that were crying and throwing toys around the room. That was so cute. Because you've got to think Cody Rhodes is their John Cena. They didn't grow up with John Cena. They don't know how great he was when we were kids. They're like, who's this old guy coming in and beating Cody Rhodes? But a lot of people are upset because Travis Scott, the whole Travis Scott angle, him coming in.

and being the reason John Cena won I would like to say and I hate to say this because I love what The Rock has done so far and I've trusted him in the long form storytelling I think he put the WWE in a bad position I think The Rock is has a lot of Vince McMahon in him not the crazy wild booking wise I think it's like last second I want to be involved in this I want this to happen and

With no care of how it's going to go later on. Because he came in and did this weird symbolism. And he was like, no, it means something. Trust me, trust me. We have this whole year where he's like, trust me, trust me, it means something. He comes in at these random times, totally changes the storyline. It's like, well, this could be exciting. Wholesale your soul angle, makes John Cena turn heel. And then the biggest payoff of the year, WrestleMania, he's just not there.

You have no part in it? Like, and there's, we have no explanation? And then he goes on Pat McAfee's show today, actually, the day we're recording this, and he goes, yeah, I just wanted to take a step back. I wanted John to have his moment, Cody to have his moment. I think the final boss is right taking a step back.

So he kind of proved the point that he had no angle this whole time. He just wanted to be like, hey, I'm in this city the same time this pay-per-view is going on. I'm one of the heads of TKO. I'm going to make this about me, which sucks because I wanted to not believe that this whole time. And then he's probably going to come back in like three months and be like, oh, no, see, this is why I did it. Will you believe that then? No. Today on Pat McAfee's show, I think it proved –

that he had no long game in this. He just kind of wanted to show up and be like, remember me? I'm The Rock. And then leave. And the kind of thing that CM Punk has been saying this whole time. It's like, you just show up when you want to and you don't care about this business. Like, whatever. Which sucks. If that's actually true, that sucks. Yeah, it sucks. And that kind of goes into the thing, and I'll wrap this up because I know a lot of people don't care about WWE.

I think, and I don't want to say this because I don't want to ruin relationships that I'm just now building with the WWE. I'm concerned that TKO, the corporateness of it, is ruining the WWE. I think how corporate it is could lead to problems. I'm not saying it is. I say it could lead to problems. A lot of the matches were sponsored matches, and I get it. Have the drumsticks, have the Clash Royale, have all that on the ring, all that. Get it.

If you're starting to have superstars come down the ramp dressed as video game characters for a sponsor... Who did this? It was a Clash of Clans sponsorship they had. And they had the tag team. You're kidding. They had them dressed as that. And the costumes didn't look good either. Like, I was just like... It's like classless almost. I was just like... And then...

There's a new Netflix. They have a bunch of new shows coming out. I love seeing WWE everywhere. I love it. But I think we're going too far now. The WWE is putting out a thing called WWE Unreal. It's a documentary. And they're showing the most behind the scenes ever. They're showing behind the scenes in the writers room.

They're showing them writing the storylines, them coming up with the storylines. They're showing them rehearsing the matches. Yeah, that's not, that's, you're like taking Santa away from kids. And it's not even that. Like, we know. We know. But us seeing it is like, that's too much. Like, in the trailer, you see Roman Reigns practicing a spot. And he's in a hoodie and a beanie, like just in street clothes. And he's with one of the writers in the ring. Like, they're practicing this spot.

And it shows this camera angle right here, and then it cuts to in the ring, like in the actual match, them doing that spot. And it's just like...

We don't want to see that. I'm sure people do, but maybe in 30, 40 years. You know what I'm saying? When everyone that's casted and that is on this is retired. It's like this is happening from last year they're showing this. From this year. They showed Elimination Chamber that just happened a couple months ago. That's crazy. And they're showing Cody Rhodes taking a fall. He took a crazy bump on a ladder.

He was like, ah, ah. You hear them in the writer or in the, in Gorilla going, is he hurt? Is he hurt? Is he okay? And then you hear Triple H going, no, he's selling. He's just selling. He's good. He's selling. We don't want to, like, I feel like it's going too far to the point you're going to ruin the actual product. A hundred percent. Just to get off these Netflix deals and these documents, whatever you signed, like they're taking the sparkle away. That magic. So I'm starting to, I'm starting to get worried. Oh God. That this corporate greed.

Could affect the product. That's the world. And maybe this is why they took away my WrestleMania tickets. But, I don't know. He knew you were going to say that before you knew you were going to say it. He said, we can't do it. I just care about the WWE. I love it. And I just don't want it to get bogged down by too much, like how many billion dollar deals you signed. I get it. But it's like, don't ruin it just to get this money. Mm-hmm.

Yeah. But I want to say this. Shout out to Triple H and WWE. That was one of the best Raw After Manias I've ever seen. That was so good. So excited for this new season of WWE based on what they showed. Is it probably going to get fucked up somewhere along the line? Probably. What's the next pay-per-view? Backlash. Randy Orton versus John Cena. Oh my God. It's like I'm eight years old again. What the hell? For the WWE Championship. I think Randy's going to get 15. I think he's going to be his 15th.

Oh, yeah, Randy Orton and Joe Hendry. That was a really good match. Joe Hendry is so cool. I love him. I'm glad he got that moment. You know who I'm going to call this weekend? I'm going to call Mark Henry. I want to talk to him about this and see if he wants to come on Patreon and talk about WWE. That would be sick. Because I want to ask him these questions and what he feels. But that was Pop Culture Paying It Kim. Pop Culture Paying It Kim. Oh, Kim, get us out of here. Ah.

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