205 - We Almost Got Arrested & Demo's Retirement ft. Junkyard Digs & PewView | Unsubscribe Podcast Ep 205
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You guys got piss funnels? Like, out the side of the... Yeah! That's exactly what you're talking about! I can't f***ing run, dude. I have rubber band ankles. Good. God nerfed you. Coca-Cola created Santa? How do you think he goes to all the houses in the middle of the night? I'm tired of Northern Heather Globe no longer has copper. I don't think you're gonna have a problem with your two children. Three. No.

Say hi to Eli. He's racially ambiguous and Brandon. His hair is fucking fabulous and donut. A dark, dope disposition. And there's a fat electrician. Welcome to Unsubscribe.

Oh, I love it. Cody, you want to start? Wait, do we do this first? No, we always do that. Oh, shoot. What are we doing? We, on the count of three, we open this can. This is how we do the sound checks. Three, two, one. Hiya.

Hi everyone, welcome to the Unsubscribe Podcast. I'm joined today by Eli Doubletap, Fat Electrician, Pewview, Junkyard Diggs, Brandon Herrera, and myself, Donut Operator. Thank you so much for being here. Hi, welcome everyone. We got two new people on the podcast that have never been on the podcast. One shoots guns, one builds cars.

true. And that's it. Thank you guys. See you next time. I heard the podcast and music play in my head when you said that. I have been Pavlov by our own shit. I'm never giving them a second of attention again. It was like a Matt Damon Jimmy Kimmel when he had Matt Damon on that one time.

This is Iowa boy. They're all from Iowa. This is Iowa boy episode. You have to drink Bush light. Those are the rules. Yeah, throw that away. This is the rules. Eli, let me preface this a little bit. We spent a crazy couple days. We are all sunburned white people right now.

And a little tired. This is going to be a fun one. There's two brown people here. Red boy summer. We allowed him here. He's still red, unfortunately. You should have went sleeveless so we can see the sunburn. You have the shoulders right back. Just turn your head, honestly, 90 degrees. My neck is insane. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

I loved, I was like putting on sun lotion and I look around and I was like, you guys putting any on? The white people said no. That would have been smart. Uh-uh. Why? Are you getting tans over here? Public school? Maybe. I have to learn this lesson every year. Yeah, same. I need reminded. The first like eight times, maybe after that I'll think about some sunscreen, but the first eight times I got a fry. Yeah. I always think I'm like, oh, I'm brown. This isn't a problem. Then I remember, well, my grandmother's German. So, uh.

Problem. Those genes come out. Yeah, your heart goes out to everyone. Sounds about right.

I've never done a podcast before so we're gonna see how this is gonna have you done podcast yes small ones yeah nothing like this usually never in a shed somewhere it's okay the big ones don't hurt that's better actually oh

You said it in the shed somewhere. He told you it was a podcast. It's like this, but it's like, yeah, it's, you know, the Morton building out back next to the combine. How did it end? I don't remember. I got a little woozy. So all the gifts were changed? I was putting in tiles suddenly. Yeah, it's kind of like, you know, the hot ones. If Sean Evans has his bit, this is our bit. He just sort of put these on. Come ones. Yeah, come ones. Come ones.

So I guess we can start off with Kevin explaining how you got here. Oh, yes. Yeah, that's hilarious. Oh, real quick. Fuck you. Sho's mom and Sho's brother is in the background. I just want to give them a quick shout out. My dad's here. Your dad is. He's not on camera. Walking camera real quick.

I think this is over there too technically. Yeah, that's the one. I think we're gonna make your dad a YouTuber because he's gonna be really good on camera. He's gonna be great on camera. It's hilarious. Tell Sho's mom about the piss tube. Okay, go. Sho's brother, you guys got piss funnels in Ireland? Doc's your buddy. Doc's your buddy for the nutsack picture but protect AT&T. Yeah.

Anyway, sorry. Yeah. So here we were, right. Uh, we were flying down from Des Moines to San Antone, preferably. Why were you coming here? For this. Oh, to hang out with us? Yeah. Well, we're buying a 67 cooler to drive it home for a different, an episode of our own channel. And we told that guy to wait a couple of months because we were planning on coming down here to do this and announced the Gencar Diggs is now on PepperBox.

and stuff like that so it all works out until we try to come here and american airlines goes yeah no uh your flight's been pushed to tomorrow at four which doesn't work which is like yeah that was the after everything yeah because we were just there for demos demos retirement uh exactly episode in that drive tanks so you would have missed all of that would have missed the whole thing best way to do is get to dallas

10 o'clock. Yeah, like 10:30. And as we're taxiing out to, and I didn't, they never gave us a landing time. Just for the record, Dallas is like six hours from San Antonio. Is it four-ish? No, no, no, from drive tanks it's six hours. Oh, sorry, from drive tanks it's six hours. Yeah, 12 hours. Which was the problem. So we're looking at rental cars 'cause we don't know what time we're gonna land, we don't know if any rental companies are gonna be open, and we're in panic mode.

And it's like, I think the jobs are gonna be closed by the time we get there. The one company that we can get that gives us a car one direction to use for like four days where we're doing the 67 Cougar. It's like a $1,200 for a Kia. Holy shit. And I said, screw that. So I hopped on marketplace in a panic, set it to Dallas and immediately a 2001 Chevy Tahoe popped up for 2,500 bucks. Hell yeah. And this is while the plane is going onto the runway. I'm texting this guy frantically like, Hey, I'll give you 2,500 cash. Meet me at the airport at 10 o'clock.

And he's rightfully like, I think this is a scam. This doesn't seem real. Like, fair. I swear. He's like, okay. I'm leaving the ground. Please be there. And we land and the dude's there and he meets us at baggage claim. He's like,

Yeah. Hold on. What a champ. Why couldn't you just message him on onboard Wi-Fi? I'm too cheap to do that. I don't think the plane has that. You don't want to spend $7.99 on Wi-Fi to close the deal? You can go back further. I don't want to buy an airline expensive enough to have Wi-Fi. He's fucking positioning his starlink toward the window. He's like, no, I can't do an aisle seat. Nick, what did I fly you in?

Sun country? Have you heard of them? Great ticket prices. Is this my sun country? No, it's American, but this is probably about... No Wi-Fi. I don't know if you've ever been to the Des Moines airport. It's about the size of this house. Yes. There's four, eight terminals. Yeah. It's eight minutes through security from the second you're out of the car to you're at your terminal. It's like eight minutes. And then you're there with like 108 other people. Maybe. That's pushing it. We're out. Not a lot of options out of Des Moines. Wanted by Midwesterners. Mm-hmm.

So we meet this guy. To get through security in eight minutes? We went through it twice. It was nice. Because we went through it, and then we had to go all the way back up to the front. And we got flagged both times because I had a pack of stickers in the camera bag. And the guy's like, that's definitely a Hukka C4 or a hockey puck. Basically a gun. I wish, you know. Stickers? Yeah, just the round stickers in the back.

That and maybe a 10-inch rubber pool toy in case we found a pool. That's probably the one that I was for first. They never flag my submachine gun. What does the pool toy look like? A torpedo, you know. Does it have balls too? No, no. Fins. Oh, okay. Nothing like what's on our fridge right now. No, nothing like the fridge handle. No.

Almost

So we landed down. He's like a dog in Jump State. He's like a frisbee hole. Oh, no.

He's here on camera. Drop it. Drop it. He's wagging his tail. Okay. Connor, drop it. I gotta open the fridge. Stop. Worked up all day. It's all spit now. Rub his nose in it. Watch me. Watch me. Watch me get his leg going. Oh, no. Show me your dick. Show me your dick.

Oh, Red Rocket. I explained that trick to somebody the other day and they did not find it as funny as we did. Red Rocket trick? What are you talking about? Show me your penis trick. Yeah, Bo's trick. On cue, Bo do that.

The command is "SHOW ME YOUR PENIS!" And he rolls on his back and shows you his dick. It's basically- See, everybody laughed! I don't know, Cheryl's brother looks disturbed. That was one of those "Ehh..." How long does this go? When do we leave?

Yeah, so we landed in Dallas and bought a Tahoe for $2,100 and we've driven it all over hell. It's been perfect. Except for when we got pulled over today. What'd you name it? Oh, El Jefe. Stands for the Jeff. What? What? What? What? What? What? What?

Oh, hell. Yeah, so, uh, towel for sale. It's a hundred and ten pulled over, Gal, because we saw you get pulled over on the way here. Yeah, do you have footage of that, by the way? Yeah, I do. It was fucking hilarious. Jamie, bring it up. We passed him. Right. We passed him, and as soon as I, like, seen the cop, and then I looked down to see you without a license plate, he creeped out. I'm like, that's you. We're up there. We got our fucking

He's...

It's like, well, you know, I pulled you over and I was like, yep, no license plate. We're from Iowa. You know, we're, our, our laws are different where we don't have temp tags or anything. And he's like, well, you gotta have a temp tag here. And I asked him like, well, what's the, what's the law for temp tags? I don't know.

Okay, well, my law is that I follow when I go home like this. So here's all my paperwork. Sir, I believe we're at an impasse right now. I'll look it up. You go run my car. I will say, being in Texas, your odds of being released in that sort of traffic stop really went up when you have red hair. Just the beard, though. That's a common misconception. So tell them what you did with a tag sale.

instead of actually having the tag oh no that's the worst part is like usually you get a temp tag like this is the thing in wisconsin as we learned which explains why we get pulled over wisconsin so much it just took seven traffic stops for a cop to explain it properly um you get a big piece of paper that you put in the back window that's got like the 10 digit and it says temporary pass and big black white letters easy to read texas has

a temp temp pass system it's free for five days you don't have to show ownership and this is what you get which is put that in your windows sheet of paper with some size 11 font i don't know do we need to hold this up somewhere yeah i'll send it just text it to me and i'll text it to there is personal information on it so keep that on that i was talking about what you did everything but his personal leave the address

What were you saying, though? Oh, yeah, no, so I printed that out. I was like, I'm not going to... This is just going to be pulled over just as much, so we get all the dust on the back window when I write temp tag. The IOM room. Nice. Dude, thank Christ it wasn't a female officer. She would have just shot you. Yeah, you would have been dead. Cody chose violence today. Are you serious? Is everything okay? I thought they had such a good deal on this Tahoe, and then they died. Speaking of Cody and cops...

Oh, hell yeah. Are you doing that? Oh, yes. Oh, boy. Oh, my God. Yeah, I forgot about it. Watching drunk Cody outwit a new trainee cop was hilarious. Don't say the city, though. Let's not say the city. We won't say the city. We'll say the state. Yeah, that's funny. New Hampshire. Yeah, that was a fun time. We went to a bar with Kevin...

We can talk about this, right? Yeah. I got a DM about it the next day. Really? I met this dude. He invented the 300 blackout round, the honey badger, the boom box, the fix. Really great guy. His name's Kevin Schmittingham. The Booper Bike Briggers? Yeah, the Booper Bike Briggers. So, Bevan Brittingham. Oh, shit. From the WS Weapon System.

we went to a bar with our friend and uh as soon as we walk in like in big chalk on the wall it was like nazis are bad it's like yeah we we understand that yeah why do you feel the need to tell us and we're in there we're just calm talking to each other like i'm talking to eli we're talking to kevin talking to nick everyone's just like chilling and she's like you're cut off you're cut off and you're cut off

I think she was super hostile as soon as we walked in there, though. She was not impressed that a group of people, like she had to work that night and she was not happy about it. She ID'd all of us. The job that she's paid to do, she was really not happy about that. That was a recurring theme in New England, actually. They said later, they're like, oh, that's a locals bar. So you're like, I guess they just treat you like shit unless they can tell you're not from there. It felt like Rambo First Blood. Yeah. Keep moving to the end of town, buddy. Yeah.

Yeah. But, uh, uh, Connor in classic fashion goes out to smoke a cigarette and I'm like, Oh, I'm just going to go out front and talk to Connor real quick. After we closed out, after we closed down, left a generous tip, even after they taught, they, they treated us a little unfairly, but you know, whatever, uh,

Walk outside with Connor, and then she follows me out, and she's like, you can't have that beer out here. And she pushes me, and then she swats at my beer. And I'm like, you're too fat. I didn't see that coming. Ultra instinct. Outside wasn't like out on the sidewalk. It was like a patio.

Patio with like tables and an awning and shit. Like it wasn't like you were in public still. It's still private property with seating. But she sprinted at you. She went, no! And ran at you faster than I've ever seen someone that big run.

I was actually impressed. I can't hit you. You're a hog female. That would look bad on camera. And so she swats at me. And I'm like, no. I'll put it down if you want me to put it down. I'll throw it away. And then she swats at me again. I'm like, no. You're like juking her. It's the funniest shit to watch. Hey, Brandon. Yes, Eli? When you think of businesses that are just crushing it, bonker, onset, what's the first thing to enter your mind? That's easy, Eli. A good child labor law attorney.

Huh? Eli, I said Shopify. What did you hear? Actually, uh, it was the overlooked secret behind the business. Like I said, Shopify. Oh.

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Head over to shopify.com slash unsubpod to upgrade your selling today. Shopify.com slash unsubpod. All lowercase. Well, she was like, I'm calling the fucking cops. And I was like, all right, cool. Call them. Throw my beer away. Whatever. We get a, what, like a block away? The entire police department rolls up on us.

But the first one to show up. Who was she? Yeah. And it was impressively fast. Well, it's a small town that has like zero crime. That's a good point. So it's like they're all bored and they just want to chill. We got a call? Is it an actual call? No. Bar disturbance. Let's go. Some kid rolled up at an ROTC on Cody immediately. Okay.

i was asleep at this point i was also in he was in uniform but i can tell you with 100 certainty when he's in his normal clothing he tucks his t-shirt into his jeans unironically yeah no we just we just had a polite conversation and went on our way that is not true can i tell what i saw nick what did you say i got to watch cody

literally outwit the cops in three seconds flat. And it was a setup. From the beginning, he was like,

Yeah, we got a call that somebody stole beer and Cody goes, okay, search me. And like lifts up his jacket. And this kid is like, oh, you're, you're consenting to be searched. And Cody's like, yep, go for it. He like pats Cody down and Cody's like, did you find any beer? And he goes, well, no. And he goes, cool. I'm leaving. You can't leave yet. I'm conducting an investigation. An investigation for what?

Stolen beer. You just decided I don't have any stolen beer, hotshot. I'm out. He threatened to throw you in handcuffs. I'm going to throw you in handcuffs. And we're all like, yo, this is escalating hilariously. He did call out. You were like, I'm going to search you. You were like, ask. Ask.

May I say yes? Yes. That's how I'm done. You're right. Hold on. And he also works at McDonald's. Yeah, he's my manager. And it was him surrounded by a whole bunch of dudes and he was like patting you down. No, he had no backup. Yeah, zero.

Yeah, yeah, he, yeah, yeah, exactly. The dude's being us. Cody was recording surrounded by six of you guys and Cody's got his phone and on Cody's phone you just see him like get like this close to Cody and bend over not looking at the other six grown men surrounding him. He's like, what are you doing? I'm like, you are so lucky there is no crime in this town because you would get killed in the streets.

I didn't even notice I pointed my gun at the back of the screen. Oh, that's why this is a comedy podcast. Half the stories are made up. He obviously didn't police the same place I policed because I wouldn't have handled that situation like that. I don't know. I may have had a couple of drinks that night, so I was just arguing with him to be facetious and

It was a good time. It was a really good time. The rest of them showed up. The first thing, the supervisor shows up and he's just like, so let me guess, you boys aren't from around here. I just knew immediately that it don't matter. So you guys were at XYZ Bar and Brandon's like, we didn't say that, you did, but continue. Brandon's in lawyer mode, Kobe's in cop mode.

It was a very funny interaction. The main child's smoking in the background. I don't talk to cops.

Trout had seven cigarettes during this three-minute interaction. He's like, you're going in cuffs. I'm like, yeah, cool. I'm going to watch Cody grapple. Didn't one of the guys end up knowing you or recognizing you? Yeah, one of the other cops pulled up and he's like, donut. The cop pulls up to Cody. Fens start recording. Fens standing there with a fucking full camera rig the entire time. And the footage looks like this.

There's always so much to do. You guys show up back at the house, we're eating Domino's, and you're like, I'm not that drunk. Brandon's like, I'm not that drunk either. Finn's like, yeah, I'm not drunk at all, and we're all like, fucking me. Like he was about wasted eight hours prior to that instance. And then I get a text, y'all out in city.

Stopped by the police last night? Question mark, explanation point? No. Definitely curious if that was y'all. This was the kid. Haha, you've seen the guys I see. Yep, fuck yeah, I love you. What was the response? Oh, I didn't know you replied to him. Oh yeah, 100%.

Shout out to ****. We were in the state. Not to name any names. We were in the state. Yeah, let's bleep that. What city does he live in? I mean, that's a very common name. That's a very common name. I love we were in the state for seven fucking hours before getting detained by the police. Yeah, it's pretty impressive. Is that a new record?

Yeah. It was pretty good. He was the leaderboard of states and times. I can tell you it was at 1.30 at night. And then Connor tweets about how New England sucks because everybody's just rude to you if you're not from there. And he had comments that were like, well, don't expect us to just be nice to you because you're existing in our state and you have to get to know us and be around us for 10 years. I don't want to. You guys don't want to get me, no?

The airport security, like TSA was the most polite people in that entire area. And the bartender that Boston got. Oh yeah, Boston. That was true. Okay.

I don't think I need to unlock a skill tree to get basic human courtesy. Oh my God. When they took our drink orders at the one restaurant for food, it's like walked up. It's like, what you drinking? Yeah. She was not happy. No. Piss that we came in. You guys here to eat. Yeah. You want drinks or food or something? What do you think? This is a fucking restaurant. Okay. I'll get all your orders. She takes every drink order and remembers two of them. Everyone's like, she must have a photographic memory.

No. She's just yelling from the bar across the room at us. What do you want? We got kicked out of the bar. We went back there a second night. Oh, yeah. I forgot about that. Oh, yeah, we did. Yeah, the hog lady that called the cops on us. We went back there after that fucking wildebeest called the cops on us.

This is awesome. Well, the second night we came in. So many names. Yeah. And it was a dude there the second night. And he's like, one of you. He was like doing this thing. He was like, one of you walked out with a beer last night. You're not welcome here. Oh, yeah. I forgot. We tried to go back in there. They were not impressed. They like all huddled around the guy that was behind the counter. And like, I got your back.

It was like four twanks telling the bartender that he had his back. Good luck, all six of you. Good luck getting nicked. You're lucky we're good. You're lucky we're good, easygoing people. You'd think there's ten of me. But anyways, so we got kicked out the second night. We didn't handle it personally. We were just like, all right, cool. We didn't handle it personally. Old-willed beast. We made it. We made it.

We literally made it 12 feet out of the bar before Brandon was on Amazon trying to find the phone.

Disguised glasses with the nose and we were gonna go back the next night. They couldn't get there fast enough. But I was gonna buy ten of them. Just so we could all put on the Groucho Marx glasses. I would have done it just for that sweet little clip. You guys never finished the second half of that story though. You never finished your plan of what you were gonna do after that happened to you. Did it involve Thunder? No, buying the... Yeah, that one.

That's hilarious. This is where it's like, oh, that's still pending. That might happen. Yeah, that's hilarious. It's that fuck you level of pettiness and it's why we build these businesses.

That's why I'm doing it. I want to be petty to the people that wrong, the wrong people. But it's like if you're stupid rich and then that one, what's your name? We aren't, but Kevin is. Trash donkey. Trash donkey. Like trash donkey. That's a good name for a bar too. That's pretty good. Yeah, we'll rename it. We're going to trash donkeys?

That's actually a pretty unironically good name for a bar. Well, she cut Kevin off and I was like, Kevin, you want to buy this bar? He's like, yeah. Dude, Kevin would be the person to do it. We might be buying a bar in New Hampshire. I never want to go back to that town, but I would for that one instance. The grand opening. Right.

Okay.

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find out the bartender's name, fire her, and then name the bar Fat whatever her name was. Fat Amy's. Fat Julie's. And just name it that. You didn't know about that either? I didn't know about Fat Julie's. Mine was different. I had a different plan. I was just like, find her and every time she gets a new job, you buy that job. And you fire her. And you

And you just continue that so she never is employed the rest of her life. That's a better idea. Mine's way more involved. That's the corporate version of it follows. It follows you in corporate? I'm the ghost of your LinkedIn. That's harassment. We would never do that. But it's very funny. Fucking slutty stupid.

I think you're almost at five now. You're just free-balling these by now. Yeah.

Other Nick. How you doing? How did you get here? I'm all right. My flight was all right. It got delayed a couple times. That's boring. Yeah. I didn't have to buy a Tahoe, so that kind of sucks. No, get to. You didn't get to. That thing is... It is in pretty good condition. We're from Iowa. A Tahoe like that. When was the last time you saw the bottom half of a Tahoe? Never. I can't recall. I was maybe six, seven years old. You're like three years old. I thought the bottom half of a Tahoe was the road.

No, it is in really good condition. You've already started this with it doesn't have AC. That doesn't matter. It's got windows. You can fix it. It's cool. Not that big a deal at North. Name one Jeff that's got AC. Name one LFA. It means the Jeff.

The police pull you over? What kind of vehicle is this? They arrest the car. They almost did! Freeze! I think that's called being impounded. They arrested my car! They shoot it. Deport it. No, Jeff, no!

Immigration. I have to buy another one. We have to take the car away. I forgot he came back to the window and he's like, it's a good thing you had insurance on because I was going to pound this if you didn't. That seems a little extreme. I got pulled over yesterday on the drive home. Really? In which vehicle? The Hummer.

I'd never get pulled over. How fast were you? Were you in Uvalde too? Oh, no. I was probably in the same little town. It's like past Uvalde by 30 minutes. Hondo, Nippa, or Canipa. Cobb is super nice. I was, there's no speed sign sometimes. There's just big gaps. I was like, I have no idea. It goes from 40 to 70.

Google's like, it's 35. Everyone's doing 78. This seems like a federal issue. They go from 35 to 75 and they don't put them anywhere. They'll incrementally put them, but it's like 75, 55, 50, 45, 35. It's like, what the? That was like a block. I was going 56 and a 35. Well, we have all these signs. We want to not use them.

cop pulled me out like pulled over like i see instantly i was like coming up on a vehicle they move over and i'm like i think i'm going faster than everyone cop just goes behind me pulls me over walks up he's like no license i was like here you go sir had turned on the lights put my hands on the steering wheel just normal

Super nice. He was like, oh, you're not from here, are you? I was like, no, sorry. And then I was like, we're out in Bernie. Hand my ID and insurance. He's like, okay, I'm going to just give you a quick warning real quick, and then you're on your way. Have a good day. That was it. It was like. That's nice. Oh, yeah, it was a good one. I was like, thank God. The old paint swatch up to you? Yeah. Wow. Okay.

You also got pulled over? Depends on which part of your arm you put it against. Yo, last night. Oh, really? Yeah. If you have the video, it'll say what town was on the side of the car. Oh, yeah? On the police car. Hmm. We should figure it out. Yeah. I'll send you a video because it was kind of funny. So once again, you didn't get pulled over by a real cop just like you didn't go to a real podcast? Yes. You just keep getting kidnapped? Oh, shit. Not again. Sir, I'm going to have to... Can I leave? No.

That was my introduction to Texas was being pulled over right outside of drive tanks. Like when I first moved here, I've been pulled over outside of drive tanks like in Uvalde area. I've been pulled over twice there. In San Antonio, I've never been pulled over. Nick, you actually talked about this is the one place where people just go up 85. Bro, I was like, I have done nothing but kind of low-key talk tech.

Texas the entire time. Cause, but like the only experience I have in Texas is like San Antonio. Like I was here for army medic training. I'm here all the time with you guys. And I was like,

It's whatever. There's a lot of traffic. There's a lot of road construction. It's not that cool. From the airport to here, not my favorite. But then I got like an hour out of San Antonio and me and my dad, I saw a sign going through a town that was like seven rundown RV homes and a crack house. And then there was this billboard that said Nora's Tacos. And I was like, I bet those tacos are fucking delicious. And then a mile down the road, there was a Shell gas station that I stopped at. And in the gas station...

I had already like, there was ponchos. So I bought a poncho, obviously. And I got this poncho and then my dad's like, Nick, they got Nora's tacos here. Like really? They just like delivered them to this gas station and they were fresh. So I got these tacos and I'm just going like 88 in a 75 driving with my knees, eating homemade tacos, wearing a poncho. They were delicious. I was like waving at cops with a taco in my hand. I was like, Texas is all right. Yeah.

So the thing is, you've got a license plate, so you can do that. It's true. It's also a forerunner, so nobody cares. That's just the Toyota Tahoe. The Tahoe Toyotas. You can cruise in Texas and no one... We got 85 to 88. 85 to 90. If you've never been to Texas, the roads here are insane.

They're smooth. They're smooth and there's no frost heave cracks. They're not cut like roads up north where they're allowed to buckle in the frost. So they're very bumpy. It's smooth, but you go like this when you're driving around because the speed limits are 25 mile an hour over anything we have up there and they're just fucking paved whatever was below it.

And it's pretty rough. The road out, if you ever go to Bunker Branding, there's like a road, it's a frontage road and the speed limit is like 65. And there's like houses on this road. You're 30 feet from somebody's front door going 60. That's how you hit the kid from Pet Sematary.

It's a whole problem. That is actually like a 65 on that. I know. Because I remember looking down one time. I was like, oh, I'm going 50. I should probably slow down. I'm literally this far from somebody's front yard. I was like, oh, I'm going 15 under. Weird. There's sections through here, through town, that's like bumper to bumper, three lane traffic that is five mile an hour over the highest speed limit in Iowa.

As opposed to speed limit. It's just like, we're going to die. Dude, our route back to our hotel yesterday, Dalton was driving and he is like very used to Iowa and he can't really see shit anyways. So I look over at the 75 mile an hour speed limit. I look down, he's going like 48. We got a train of people. I'm like, dude, it's Texas. You can go fast.

Drive! He drives up to like 62 and then slows back down on the first curve and then we stay at like 48. I'm like, dude, fucking go! I would hate riding with you. I was talking so much shit. I had moon dust in my eyes. I couldn't see. That's my excuse. I felt like I was going way too far.

You hit the gas and say, "Jesus, take the wheel. Hope for the best. It's Texas." The entire road there was like a blind left or right hand turn every five seconds. I felt like a rally car driver is fucking awesome. Yeah, dude. He's not going to heaven. No, he's going slow. People who drive slow don't go to heaven. They're in the same category as cyclists. At least wherever he's going, he's not going to get there fast. Drive slow. You're going to live a long life. Take your time. Enjoy the drive.

Enjoy the scenery. So is that how you shoot? You just let Jesus take the wheel on all those fucking ridiculous shots or what? Pull the trigger in the right direction and hope for the best. And give a quick breakdown. You are like one of the best shots. You and Tier 1 Concealed are probably the best shots. Dude, Jared is amazing. You both are fucking amazing.

Monsters that do not compete. You just have fun. And you got to that next level where I'm like, well, I'll never be that good. I still think you're a picture, frankly. It's all CGI. Cody, me and Cody had a conversation about it. Me and Cody had a conversation about it the first time I went out to shoot with this fuck. Because he lives like 30 minutes from my house. I was already coming down here all the time. I told Cody, I was like, yeah, I'm going to go shoot with him. And he's like, yeah,

You have to let me know. Cause like, everybody's kind of like, is it like a dude? Perfect situation. Like, is he out there for three hours trying to get the shot? Whatever. And I text Cody. I was like, he's not faking it. It was ridiculous. First time I met him, he's like, okay, pull your concealed carry and just shoot at a target. And I was like, all right, ting. He's like, okay, shoot again. He just wanted to see where my brass was ejecting. And he goes, okay, shoot again. He steps back, kicks my brass up into the air and then shoots my brass on the first try. I was like, what the fuck?

Again, it is that next level of shooting because you think it's so fake or it's not possible until you meet a Jared or you where you're like, I was like, it's got to be AI, right? Dude. Dude, I never thought it was impressive. Like the group of guys I grew up around kind of do the same thing. Like my brother can probably out shoot me, but nobody will ever know it. It's insane. He can out shoot you? He won't film it. No, my brother's extremely good at shooting. And you're saying he can't?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, he's very good. Fuck. But like, I didn't know that we were at that level of shooting until like we were starting to shoot with other, like doing the YouTube videos and going to events and shit. And then I'm like, Oh,

Oh, okay. I'm decent. Maybe it was shooting the brass out of the air. Maybe we're good at this. I've also shot with a lot more people that are extremely way fucking beyond what I can do. Like with a competition shooting. I didn't know this was a competition shooting. Maybe JJ or Kazza, but that's like the top tier. And I guarantee you can. They probably are like, dude, you could be a monster if you. I can't.

Run, dude. I have rubber band ankles. I will eat shit in the first yard. God nerfed you. He's too dangerous to be kept alive. Make his ankles suck. Boom!

That's your compensation for shooting shit out of the air. I have a chance. That's the nerve. God, we're saving some for the rest of us. All of his tricks are stationary. That's your offender's superpower and offset. I can't fucking run. Oh, I want to be dead shot. Yeah, okay, cool. You're basically paraplegic. Where's the con? I'm good at shooting and I don't have to run. That's great.

Yeah, dude. I went on this TV show, American Air Gunner, and their finale is like a... Air Gunner? Yeah. So have you ever seen Top Shot? Yep. Sounds like a gay version of that. Yeah. It went super fucking woke, and now it's all going to be air guns to be on the network. It's super...

But it's essentially the same thing. And air guns have actually come a long ways. Like, they were super impressive what you could do with them. They'll still kill an animal, which is like so annoying that they're just like, oh, but there's no gunpowder. So what's day four? Yeah. We were like shooting 22 caliber shits at like 400 yards accurately. Alec Baldwin could still easily kill him. Exactly. Like, she's going down. Things are crazy. Yeah. For the season finale, they had us running like.

I'm fucked. Like, it's 400 yards of sprinting to pick up like 12 different firearms or air guns, whatever the fuck you want to call them. And yeah, I thought I was going to be fucked. Have you just never trained your ankles? I wear cowboy boots and I'm half retarded. So I'm just walking like a baby deer trying to fucking get to them. Michael J. Fox. The only time his hand is steady when he has the guns in it. So did you win the show? I won it because I hit all my shots, but not because I.

and got to the next gun fast. That's not what I'm building up to. Who got second? My wife. What? Yeah. That's where I met her. No shit. She almost got my ass, so I'm like, okay, that one's mine. Damn, I'm not breaking an ear. I also know that. Yeah, she's really good. You get stunted on it before you get killed. It'd be insulting. Will you wipe? Damn. I met her on the TV show. I did not know that. What the fuck? So you both are just monsters on the...

Well, she grew up, like, hunting, fishing, like, anything that involves a scope, she makes me look like a f***ing idiot. Like, I just got a new 6.5 and we took it out to the range a couple days ago. We were, like, grouping on a piece of cardboard. I'm like, you know, quarter size group at 100 yards. I'm like, damn, that's pretty good. She gets on it. Like, I couldn't tell that there was five shots in the same f***ing hole. I'm like, that gun's f***ing broke. We're going home. No, she's insane. This gun sucks, man. Yeah, this thing's a piece of s***. I'm just picturing. No, dude, she's f***ing crazy.

Good.

I'm picturing breaking into your house and your wife, you know, you and your wife both get up. She tosses a frying pan and you hang a shot off that into the interior. Like, hell yeah, baby. They're going to be fighting each other to get the stateside. They have a Mr. and Mrs. Smith fight to decide who gets to shoot you for breaking into that house. The robber's just like, where's the guy? Where are they fighting? We'll get to you in a minute. I'm so scared right now. You sit down. We'll get to you.

I just want to know if you have more bush light or run out. More bush light. No, run. I'm good. That sounds good. Holy Jesus, that was aggressive. Bush light. Come on, house elf. Now I'm the house elf. This guy has a sock.

Thank you. That was very nice. The podcast will be over when we finish the 30 rack. There we go. Bring the full 30. You pitched that idea, but that was before we were an hour in. Are we an hour in? No, we're like 48 minutes. No, Poppycock, have a beer. 18 minutes seems short. Where's another one for me?

I don't have a- Oh, thank you. I haven't had a Bush Light at least in a long time. Would Cody like a Bush Light? Are we drinking Bush Lights in a room? Is it Iowa getting- Alright, here we go. That comes with a free N-word pass, I think. Really? Oh, you do? No. I don't think that's how Bush Light works. I think it's the opposite of that, actually. Brought to you by Pewview. I just call that word stop resisting. There you go. Christ.

Alright. This is why my parents don't know what this show is. Have you had Inward Pass? It's delicious. That's the one. Any chance we ever had with fucking Anheuser-Busch is now gone. There was no chance. That's the line. There was no chance. They sent us shirts.

Once you? Yeah, they did, yeah. Would you pay for them? No. That was Amazon? They showed up in these white little bags with blue check marks. Weird. I know the owner's son of Anheuser-Busch. Do you really? We're going to have him out for a Fat Pugh's episode. What? Because he's like super into guns. What? I'm getting sponsored by Bush Light. Yeah, you got it. He's not super cool. Now is when you should say the we, not the other...

Yeah. We're getting sponsored by it. There you go. Onset's getting sponsored by Bullish Light. Oh, you guys have that fuse now? Yes. Tell us about that. It's mostly me talking shit while he shoots guns really good. It's really funny. I like the videos actually a lot. Because we can't do like full auto stuff on YouTube, so we went over to Pepperbox and did a B channel where it's primarily full auto everything and we just...

Talk shit and shoot machine guns. It's your main channel in my heart. I mean, same. Our group chat is absurd. It'll be like, hey, I think we can make a Glock switch fit a Glock chambered in 22. We're going to go shoot a bunch of gummy bears. That video was single-handedly the reason I bought a Glock 44. Really? Yeah. Dude, it was awesome. It looked awesome. That thing's like...

25 round bags, which it's 22 long rifles. So hit or miss, you're going to have a lot of jams in there. But that 25 round bag, what did you decide? It's .03...

per route. Yeah, it's fucking crazy. Like, that 25 rounds, before you even, like, feel the recoil, they're all on target. It's insane. Jesus. And one gummy bear catches all of them. Can we talk about the fucking ballistics-rated gummy bears? That was insane. Those were ridiculous. Point blank complication. We don't have one. I know, that's what's crazy. Our guy has one. There's just no SOT. Brandon's eyes are like...

Hold on. Here's the... Hey, Cash, I know we haven't really met yet, but I need to call in a favor. Look, here's the policy on SOTs. SOTs are like boats. The only thing better than having a boat is having a friend with a boat. I don't have to do shit. I just show up, have fun, and...

Leave and Brandon or Fox back in Iowa does a little paperwork for us. It's great. Actually, it's awesome. It's a lot like a fucking boat. Don't joke. No one with a boat is like, man, that was a great investment. Dude, you're just using me for my boat? Kind of. I mean. Sorry you had to find out like this. Oh, Fox is fucking awesome. Did I tell you what he's doing next for us? So I gave him a 2011 and he's going to make the world's first full auto 2011. I've never seen anything with a double stack magazine.

Full auto. So that's going to be dope. That one trigger pull is going to be crisp. Yeah. The whole point of a 2011. We've seen 1911s with their eight-round magazines, but we can get 30-round mags for a 2011. I think that's going to be dope. Have it ported so we can just be at 100 yards. What's a 2011? It's Alpha Foxtrot Romulus. So just a cheaper. It's going to work.

Sweet, though. We got to wreck gummy bears with it. Did you watch that video, Cody? I watched it. No, it's okay. Good, I didn't watch it. You don't watch my shit. I know. I think that's a standard. Somebody got shot. I know. I know. I got the gist. Cody's like, dude, I'm already getting shot. Everyone's seen it. I don't know if you've seen it. Someone does. I watch your shit, Cody. Sometimes you're so good with your titles and your thumbnails, I have to watch it. It's like, guy gets beheaded with shotgun. You're like, okay, all right. I'm in.

um no guess how many gummy bears it five pound gummy bears it takes to stop 22. it's like just a 22 round through you're talking about those big mother yeah if i line the gummy bears up how many gummy bears to catch it two one really guess nine mil one one two oh five five six

No, 9mm was 1. Nah, 4. 9mm was 1? When 9mm was 1. Oh, 9mm was 1. What was 2? 2. 5.56. 5.56. But barely. Like quarter inch into the second one. It spun and diverted like so much energy it didn't have any penetrating power. Them gummy bears are so dense it was stopping everything. We point blanked it with a 12 gauge like in the nose and it stopped like half inch.

It wouldn't go through the first go-getter. Is it because it's like tossing them off the table? No, no, no. We have them sturdy, like stacked in a row because we're expecting some penetration. These are made for human consumption? Yeah, unfortunately. And Nick was eating the f*** out of those things. So now... I have a couple of ears. By the chance that it happened, Nick is bulletproof.

We're in the apocalypse. We're just seeing how many I can eat or what. Nick came up with a billion dollar idea. We're in a gummy bear armor. I was just going to say in the apocalypse, it's Nick running around with like five gummy bears taped to his body. As a snack.

MRE and body armor all in one. Some young kid in the apocalypse is like, Lieutenant Brandon, why is he doing this? He's like, don't stop him. Just let him go. He's like, man, we've been lost in the woods for six days. We're running low on armor. I'm saying it's fine.

Nothing makes you feel more badass and being like that fucking gummy bear just stopped at five five six round and my body's gonna destroy it I'm pretty tough not trying to brag I'm a goddamn machine Have you seen the reddit thread explaining like subsistence hunting so what

Basically, because when it was hunter and gatherer times, humans, we can't outrun an animal. But animals can't run forever like humans can. They don't sweat. They can't carry water with them. So it's from the animal's perspective of we're f***ing Terminators. They sprint and outrun us, and then three minutes later, we just come over the f***ing...

horizon slow as fuck marching towards them like we're the snail we're the snail chase them down to be fair i don't i can't think of anything scarier than trying to go about my business and just know that nick is trying to eat me

With a gummy bear on his chest. It's just me coming at you three miles an hour for eternity. You're the snail. Eventually it's going to come. It's always been that... What was the original, like, Osmos robot? You remember the old Honda ones that looked... Oh, yeah, the really weird ones. Yeah, it was like just a little white ball. And it was like... And it could do flips. But that was...

The most terrifying aspect of AI going rogue, it was during that generation. They only ran like three miles per hour, but they never got tired. So you just have them like, meep, meep, meep, meep, like hunting you forever. It's going to get you eventually. Yeah. Terrifying idea. Strap a gummy bear to that, I'm out. I just can't shoot it then. What else are you doing on Pew Views?

For Fat Pews? Yeah, Fat Pews. We've had a lot of stupid ideas, to be honest with you. We're going to be doing a bunch of stuff with Q, Honey Badger, and...

Boombox. I think we're getting, we got like seven or eight different types of 8.6 blackout coming that we're going to be able to experiment with. Do you know what kinds those are? I have no idea. I think the guys over at Q had a fuck ton of ideas, like explosive rounds and stuff. So we're going to have to get Zach and the SOT involved to be able to do it, but we're going to do it. I know we're trying to see the legality of there is an 8.6 round that detonates on impact with soft tissue, but

And we're trying to get our hands on some of those. Something, something I also detonate on impact with soft tissue. It was right there. Both instances involve the other. That subsonic AP is insane. Yeah, that's something crazy. The amount of like the AR-500 steel that I was able to penetrate through blows my mind. Dude. A subsonic round doing that? Going through level four like it's nothing is ridiculous.

That 8.6 blackout is the most satisfying gun I've ever shot in my life. I agree. That's going to quickly become my favorite caliber. Obviously, I don't want to pay for it, but it's fucking awesome. That part hurts, but it's my bedside now. Is it?

Love that thing. So I'm curious because I have three children. So like the penetration power, seeing how well it does through like soft tissue. It goes through a house. I'm curious to find out what the best ammo is to stop in soft tissue and not carry on. Your kids are short. I don't think you're going to have a problem with your two children. Three.

No. I don't think I'm gonna have a problem. Peeling the little sticker off the back of their vehicle. God. This was a write-off. I didn't see that coming. How much do you like that round? Man.

My kids can also shoot pretty good. So I'd say there's something in the water, but there's not because we're also from the same area.

And that sure as hell didn't get passed on to me. I'm Nick and shoot like a motherfucker. I got to say, I was pleasantly surprised the first time he came out to the range because I was not expecting you to know what you were doing with a gun. And I was like, Dalton and I were like behind us like, what the fuck? Are we just punching each other in the nuts tonight? Shade thrown. No, you can shoot that. I try. I thought it was going to suck. I mean, he's a historical YouTuber. I didn't know like he...

You don't shoot very often. You have guns and stuff, but for the amount you shoot, you're extremely good. All the guys can shoot fucking good. You can shoot. Brandon's the one, the AK dude, when we had that 100 yards, I was like, is it Brandon or the gun? And then I went behind the gun, shot three. I was like... It was the Pioneer. Like, dog shit gun. I'm trying to tell them. They're like, both these guards look the same. Like, a Pioneer and an Arsenal. I'm like...

I know they might look similar, but very radically different build. And it was like minutes of shithead barely at 100 yards. 16-inch MOAE, like all day. It was this just fucking circle, and you're like, that's crazy. But then Brandon did the Arsenal. Both iron sights. Yeah. He did a sub one. Dude, the Arsenal is amazing. 1.3-ish. It wasn't that big.

still irons and that. I was like, I told you. I'm not that bad. You weren't there this morning yet at Drive Tanks. They have a real FG-42. Oh, I know. Yeah, I didn't know that. I thought that was fake sitting in the corner over there, so I didn't even like... The real one was in the back room. They brought it out for us. I was like, can we shoot it? And they're like, not right now because it broke. And I was like, what happened? And they're like, well, it only shoots full auto now. I was like,

What do you mean? Sounds better now? So that's Brancy. I think he bought it for like a quarter million. Jesus Christ. Those are like absurdly sought after. Well, I mean, it was the same with Kevin's. His Stoner 63 Day. Because I look like a bitch in the video when I shoot it because I had it set to semi. And I'm expecting one round because I just want to do like one, two, okay, full auto. You know, I got the belt hanging out and everything. Like, all right.

And I almost go over the berm. Yeah, I got that. And I look back over at Kevin. I'm like, oh, so semi is just fucking. He's like, semi, nope. That would have been nice to know, but all right. No, you recovered really well. I think we've all been there where we weren't expecting it and just kind of sailed a little bit. But you recovered really well because then when you went to finish the belt, you were like on the torso completely. I had to, you know, I had to redeem myself. The first round I was expecting one and got eight. Yeah, yeah. You were not prepared.

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No. It was fucking funny though, like your reaction, which is also gonna be on Fat Pews. Ding! It was really good. I hip-fired it. You did, which was also amazing. How did you get no recoil out of that from the hip? Like watching that footage back, that thing did not move. And you will not- you'll see my eyes go like this. That is the weirdest thing when I watch replays, my eyes never blink. It's like everything dies on my- It's like fighting you.

When you fight Eli, he just goes... Emotions go away. Kill time. It's a shot. I have my 2,000 meter shot and it's like 300 rum and it is a really dope slow motion shot of that trigger pull. It's like the gun, everything's like going around me and my face is like

your eyes slowly come out of your skull a little bit and pop back in. I was like, yeah, what's the further shot you've done actually? Oh fuck. I don't even know. Like pistol or rifle. Both. Uh, pistol was on the table. Yeah. This is just 700 yards. No, just over 500 after 500. Your cone is like minute of Mac truck and he can't, it's all luck at that point. Yeah. After 400 yards, you can't like accurately land that. Yeah, exactly. Uh,

rifle not that far like just over a mile and

and that was on a like a rifle already set up well it wasn't like i'm getting on it and dialing everything the guy's like hey you're good hold it up the target so it's not like yeah yeah we live in iowa everything's super flat you can't really get any distance because the neighbor's probably going to lose a cow 10 miles away exactly you literally can't hunt with high-powered rifles in iowa no you gotta use straight wall and which shout out q that's gonna be dope

350. 350, and we convinced them to do a barrel for a .35 Whalen, which is essentially a .30-06, but legal in Iowa to hunt with, which doesn't make any f***ing sense, but we can do it. Most of them lost out. No. It's almost like they're written by people who don't f***ing know what they're talking about. Exactly. Nobody understands fully. They're just like, yeah, this makes sense. You know who makes the electrical code? The what? Electricians. Electricians come up with the electrical code, actually. People that know the f***.

What's your next big car build?

Oh, that's a loaded question. I don't know what I'm doing ever. Probably tomorrow. That's like one of us. One of our videos.

Yep. Well, I mean, tomorrow we're heading out there and picking up that 67 Cougar and driving it home. And then after that, I don't know, Angus, any guesses? Well, we got the... We got the GTO that we're never ever going to finish. But you're first in Angus? Yeah. It's real. Oh, it gets better, but I don't know. I don't want to embarrass him. Yeah, please don't dox me on the internet. Dox him. Was it your mom or dad that came up with that? Oh, either of them were going to take credit for it. I don't think either of them liked him that much. It was the cows. Yeah.

See, they had Angus. You had Angus Cowles, but they came later. Middle school, perfect timing. Yeah, so he was named first. Angus, would you like to do the honors? No. It's like, my middle name is F***ing Ass. Angus F***ing Ass. That's why I chose Angus. Angus' last name is Whacker.

Well, he just doxxed you on the internet. Fucking cow. You're a goddamn cow assassin? Ain't this fucking... Ain't this fucking ass wacko? That's a crazy name. I never thought of it that way. I like that one. We always went for meat beater, but cow assassin's funnier. That's your fucking outro. Yeah, whacker. Straight whacker. Straight whacker. Oh, we got a gay whacker too now. Yee. Yee.

Hey, Gordano. Welcome to the Bully Angus podcast. We're happy to have him here tonight. We're bullying each other tonight. Yeah. It's all the way around. Who's next? Oh, man. We can cut your name if you want.

Doesn't matter. No one's ever forgot his name, honestly. Yeah, I'm never going to forget that name. We got through the airport easily because we came back up to this lady who's seen like 150 people who are all screwed over because they screwed the entire flight system up. Everyone was screwed. And we got up and she was like, okay. And we're trying to like, hey, we were here 30 minutes ago, this and that. We had the red toolbox that went through. It's probably long lost forever. And she goes...

Oh, you're with Wacker. I'm like, yeah. She goes, I got you guys. Pulls it right up. It's perfect. You're the Wacker guy. Yeah.

It worked perfect. And now we have a Tahoe. I bullied him into quitting his job, too. I'm really proud of that. It's true. It's true. Which one? I got him and Ethan Angus. Yeah. He hung out with me one time and quit his job a week later. Yeah. Who? Use your name in the exit interview. Yeah. Nick, the fat electrician, told me to quit. And my boss was like, who? It'll make sense later. He subscribed to me after that. It's fine.

It's like, oh shit, this guy's videos are good. Is his YouTube channel just like Angus's boss at company.com? Heinous Angus. That was his name. We were engineers before we did this. Really? Yeah. Manufacturing engineers. Damn. No shit.

He actually went in the industry for three years. I went straight from college into YouTube. And before college, you were... Good thing you got that degree. In the military? Yes, yes. Okay. Go on. Job in the military? Oh, yeah, I see where you're going. Helicopter mechanic. CH-47 Chinooks. You should see his private unit patch that he sent me a picture of.

Hilarious. Yeah, we drew our own. You know what the Iowa Hawkeyes, the football team in Iowa, the big college team? Do you know how they keep going? Okay, so it's the Hawkeye. We only have like that's it. That's all we have. It's a hawk on this patch with wings and it's got some bimbo naked bent over.

And it's the hawk with its wings grabbing her hips, and it's just a fucking corncob dick laying across her ass cheeks. That was his unofficial unit badge. That is the most Iowa bestiality bullshit I've ever heard in my entire life. How do we combine that?

We have one guy that was great at art and then another one that had a bunch of ideas. Never let me meet the ideas guy. It was a whole pile of them. Let's see if I send it to you. You described that and if you're like, who came up with that? Angus Wacker? No, no, no, no. That checks out. That fucking checks out.

shitting me right now. I will pay to have business cards made for you, Angus Wacker, Cow Assassin. That is straight up a f***ing name. How the f*** are you not? Angus Wacker. I didn't want to assume he wasn't. Angus Wacker is like, that's up there with Johnny Sins. It sounds like he jerks off cows.

But, well... And we went off the deep end. Tell us why you like Glock. I like how it tastes. I said Glock.com I like how it tastes. Same answer. This podcast has already gone off the fucking rails. Usually you only taste those once. Jesus Christ.

Did we ever tell the story about how we made the Hollywood people mad tasting our guns? I don't know if we ever did. I think we did beers. Oh, yeah.

There's a case here. I forgot. Sorry, I could have reached over and done that a long time ago. But me and Cody were out for some gay Hollywood shit, and we were over at... Actually, we stopped at Terrence while we were out there. Terrence, where they train Keanu to shoot for John Wick and all that. So if you've ever seen John Wick or...

Jamie Foxx or any of those guys that are training, like, doing real good shit with, like, handguns and stuff, this is where they're shooting. And so we went out there. We were hanging with him for a little bit. And there's a lot of Hollywood L.A. types. You found it. You found it? Sorry, Wookie.

Chase, pull this out, but then blur most of it. This has never... We never even used this. Oh my god. He gave her pubes. That's graphic. I don't even do that when I watch your uncensored fucking shooting videos. We had nothing to do on this deployment. We got there and they're like, your entire job's been contracted to Dynacor. It was the civilian maintenance. So they're going to make six figures. You guys sweep.

It's even more graphics than you described. Yeah, way more. That has never been revealed until just now, I don't believe. Was she smiling? Oh. That's what matters. You see the size of that corn cob? Obviously. Well, okay, it's not. She wasn't upset. Is she indifferent? Kind of surprised. Surprised? That's not a great word. The one part was finding a sticker company. That's really not a great word. Give me the phone.

The fun part was finding a sticker company to make 200 of them and ship them to Iraq. I mean, it probably wasn't very unusual. It was like the second one, they're like, we'll do it. Dear God. This is not actually, well, this will be the second patch that our little detachment piece was famous for. If you've seen Chinooks or any unit patches that are pretty well known through aviation, they say all night long.

That is, I think it's been renamed the 174th after I got out, but they were 211th out of Davenport was the Chinook unit. And everyone likes to say their units are all the best of the best. The 160th specifically called Davenport for their summer training each year because we could do whatever the fuck they wanted on time every day with perfectly clean showroom aircraft.

And these guys kicked ass. Yeah, you were one of the mechanics. And after we lit up a Humvee with 700 machine guns, you got it started in like an hour. Oh, this was before I was... This was years before I was even in. These guys have been well-known for a long time. And I look back on... I'm saying these guys isn't the guys that were above me at the time and that are now out. And it's all different people. I can't talk from them. I...

A lot of the guys are still there. They're still good shit. It's still like the ship of Theseus. It's the same thing, I mean, philosophically, maybe. They've been to the political rigmarole of other companies have taken over them. They kind of just, we're going to still be the best we can. But going back, All Night Long is a patch that a buddy of mine drew up similar to this, but much less what just happened. Yeah.

And they got back from a really rough deployment, I believe of 11, where they lost a bird and lost a lot of guys who were on the way home, if I remember the story right. But it was Lionel Richie, obviously, on the patch with an aviation helmet or whatever on. Obviously. Lionel Richie all night long. Lionel Richie came to the hangar. What? You don't know that song? No. All night long. Come on. Everyone knows that. Yes, you do.

If you heard it. Maybe. I'm very bad. They got back from deployment and Lionel Richie came with the hangar. What? No shit. He's dancing on the street. That's pretty good. All night long.

Moment, again. You guys continue on. Did you hear that? Yeah, you don't know any music and he doesn't know any movies, which is kind of entertaining. You don't know movies? He doesn't know shit. Never mind, I can't judge you. Sorry. I was about to judge you. I was like, hmm, we're both retarded. Name like five random movies and like we were trying to do this to him yesterday and we got him. Nick got him because he's really good at music. We can go through this. Yeah. Wait, let me tell you. Tom Cruise where it's like Groundhog's Day. Wait, Groundhog's Day. Nope.

The Passion of the Christ. Nope. Ooh, actually, I did have to watch that. Wait, what? Wednesday School or whatever it was. Did you see the sequel? The Patriot. No. Fuck you. I'm sorry. Hold on, hit him with Braveheart. I couldn't afford movies growing up and I got no fucking time. Lord of the Rings? We don't deserve that, Bushelite. No. Lord of the Rings. No. That's what we asked him yesterday. Harry Potter? No.

What the f*ck is wrong with you? What do you do? I just... fix cars! That sh*t's hard! What do you and your wife do? Fix cars! His wife also has a channel where she fixes cars. Does she just hold the flashlight? Yeah. Damn, okay. Man, you guys have both literally found soulmates. That is wild. What?! Lord of the Rings? No.

God, I want to kick him. That's what I hit him with yesterday. We only had like 12 VHSs growing up, and then I was too busy working for the next 23 years. We had 12 VHSs. Three of them were Jurassic Park. I would, dude. No, it was like Snow White. Oh, hold on. VHS. Land Before Time.

I have seen that. Way back. Way back. Very nice. Good poll. Mighty Joe Young. If you go early 2000s, late 90s, what a kid would watch growing up throughout then or a lot of common VHSs, you'll probably get me on all five. Iron Giant. Faces of Death. Billy Malice. All that good shit. Actually, on deployment, I saw those. Yeah? But we're like up morale a little bit. That had speed. Hell yeah. That was a good one. That was a good one.

Dudes will say, hell yeah. Hell yeah, hell yeah, bro. So will Germans in 1939. My son will be my friend from now on.

I want to watch these movies with you just to watch your reaction. The worst part is I haven't seen a lot of car movies like Cannibal Run or Tulane Blacktop or the stuff that people like. Cars? Smoking the Bandit. What? Faster Fear Yes. Because they weren't on VHS in 2001 or 3. Inception. Smoking the Bandit. I think I have seen Inception. Triple X. Yes.

What the fuck is wrong with you? Hang on. This makes sense. You've never seen Patriot? No, it doesn't. Yes, it does. I was stuck in Texas for two and a half months in pre-mode for deployment. What the fuck? Actually, two weeks. You have to do a triple X. And? They passed. There's nothing to do in Texas. That's why I started my channel, actually. What are we doing, five months today? Yeah. We're moving. Hang on. Hang on. There was a hard drive pass around. Everyone got the pirate movie hard drive. Oh, this is not the Vin Diesel triple X. No, it is. Yeah.

Mmm, actually, I think you downloaded the wrong Torah. There was what does he look like? Everyone was watching the whole barracks at once it was weird this story sucks Eventually we all synced it so it was a radio track I

I think I've seen Roadhouse. I don't remember. Old or new Roadhouse? The old one. I'm just going to go with that. I actually probably don't see it either. Safe bet. Okay. Fair enough. They passed around a hard drive full of movies on deployment. So we sat there for two fucking months. 90% of it. And I watched some stuff I hadn't seen. Well, the guy that passed around was like real creepy about it. He was like, YIT guys, definitely don't cop the other folder. Just take the one. I was about to say, he probably got something in there. It was like 400 gigabytes of, and it said not.

Definitely not poor. And there was like 100 gigabytes of movies and I just took the movies and gave it back. I was like, I don't want to be responsible. Do you have a rag? Jesus Christ. He saw the not poor.

Flaweders like I just work on cars. I just want the movies. I don't think you want the rag. Instead of spending my time watching those movies, I would walk to the MWR and edit the first of our YouTube videos. And I had just enough filmed that summer that I put out one video a month. You were editing YouTube videos on government internet? Or government computers? You think it's fucking hard? No, this is why I'm still stuck in Killeen at Fort Hood.

Two months. How long have you been at the whole YouTube channel thing? Because I didn't know that. It'll be, that was 2017. So someone else did the math. Seven, eight years now. And that first year, I came back from deployment, put out one video a month. And the algorithm back then was really good.

If you made a good video, it did good. That's all the rules were. It was fantastic. I miss those days. No one knows what the fuck's happening anywhere. Wouldn't know. I haven't made a good video in a while. Me neither, apparently. But I came back from deployment with 120,000 subs. No shit. You know that you put all your shit in boxes and you leave and life just pauses. And you come back a year later, usually about that same time in the season, and you just drop back in and be like, okay, here's all the stuff that I left.

This is right where I left off. I came back and was like, here's all my shit, but life completely changed while I was gone. And I guess I make videos now and then went to college and did all that. And it exploded in about 2019, 2020. Nice. And we started doing one a week. Right time for COVID. Yeah. I think 2019. We did a video that did really well. And I realized if I do one a week, I think I can make money on this for real. And I still finished my degree for the next two years and said I'm not

quitting college and I will go into industry unless YouTube makes twice what I can make as an engineer. And when I saw that number, I went, okay, I guess I'll take this bet. Hell yeah. We started making long videos and then that really kicked things off. That really does. Yeah. Oh God. You came back from deployment after a year and you would have gained over $100,000.

And done nothing to help our country the whole time we were there. I did sweep a hanger and throw away stuff from like 2004. I don't know. We need them people. It sounds like, yeah. There's a lot of empty water jugs next to this drain with a chair. That's what it was. Yeah. It was like people's little projects and stuff that squirreled away when they left. People's little projects? Well,

Not that. But like you get bored. So you're like, his name was a builder slingshot or something, or like take an old aircraft part and make something cool out of it. And it squirrel it away in a corner where there's parts left over from like 2003 that we don't even know are in fucking circuit anymore.

And they were so worried about some major walking through the hangar in two months that might walk past that area. They're like, I want everything thrown away and I want this place swept every day. And that's what we did. Until Dynacor fucked up an aircraft really bad. I love how they trained you to work on airplanes. We contracted that out for a lot more money. I was embarrassed to have served our country for a year there. It was bad.

that deployment we almost this almost isn't my story to tell but i don't know if i'll ever get my buddy vaughn to be on here but we almost got a teacher fired in california what how i heard it's a good story this was the highlight of a year in kuwait and iraq a buddy of mine so we were we were on let me set the stage a little bit we're on second shift

And second shift and we've been transitioned to Iraq at this point because all the times from like second shifts or it's like, uh, we start in the dark and end at a seven a.m. Right after breakfast. And then we go back. So I think it's like 10 or 11 to 7 a.m. And all brass cared about on this appointment was, uh,

rotating every individual through the danger zone of Iraq so we all got deployment patches and then they got awards for it. That's it was literally numbers from start to finish it was the stupidest thing. So we're up there and we're on second shift and if you know anything about aviation and working on helicopters it is very very very intense. If you pull off a panel

and work on a component back there and unbolt and every single component of this is written up. I remove panel, whatever, loosen bolt or remove safety, loosen bolt, remove component. Component is then serialized. New component serialized to go back on, torch set value, new safety goes on. But before that panel goes back on, it gets covered again, say, or close the hood essentially.

That needs to be inspected. Every piece has to be inspected and signed off by a certified TI or technical inspectors. We didn't have one on second shift. So they're like, I don't know. Just be there for four months and we'll see what happens. And it's in the dark at all times. We're just fucking around. I got really good at Mario Kart on N64. It's like anyone on Wario Stadium. That's how we would hit N64. You got the shortcut down? We would get. No, we didn't. Yeah. No, we did. We did eventually. We did.

Like three months in, because we also didn't have shit for internet. Someone looked it up one day and was like, this changes everything. We would have like one task handed down. It's like, you have to go out and do that. And it's like, all right, guys, you know what to do. Everyone in the fucking break room, we're going to have a bracket system to see who wins and who loses. Whoever loses has to go do this task. So like the first three hours would be, all right, eh, fucking Jones, you have to do it, ha ha. And then they go out and do that. So this is the environment we're in. There's nothing to do.

One day we get a care package from a from one of the and this at the time We didn't know but a care package shows up to us I'll leave it in our view to start with care package shows up bunch of pieces of paper in it that are all like really roughly drawn pictures from like second graders or something and

You gotta put yourself in our shoes. Our minds are pretty twisted mentally at this point. We've been through a logistical hell of a deployment. We were never fired on once. There was never any danger or anything. It was just people fucking with us and we were just angry for a year.

So we get all these papers and we're like, oh, we're going to pull a prank on first. First shift. This will be great. And all these pictures have like a recurring theme. There's stick figures made out of crayon, an orange number eight race car, an American flag. And the last piece of paper is blank. And I don't know how many names I should say here. But my buddy Vaughn, I'll say that. And Mrs. Teacher. Just don't dox AT&T. It's okay. They weren't out there.

We were like, oh yeah, we're gonna fuck with this so we he draws this Let me pull it up. He draws this picture. Oh, yeah, he draws this picture that fits in That was snapchat, I don't think I want to see what's in that same folder man. That was just my face. I'm sorry to you to editor He draws this photo. I gotta go all the way back. You're fine. I

you'd have to zoom in to see it anyway oh they'll do that right in there

And just for people out there, kids would send amazing artwork. Yeah, and we appreciated it. Like, hope you don't die, soldier man. It was some scary thing. Kill the bad guys. Kill bad guys. Your freedom. But no, we appreciated it. And I don't want to like shit on these little kids, but this is all about pulling a joke on first mental math. Yo, what year were you first in Iraq?

2007. I probably threw your stuff away. That was just after the age. Probably just after the age I was sending those as part of a school project. Oh, damn. Oh, my God. Yeah. I started 7th grade at the end of 2007.

Let me go back and see if I have it. I'm sorry you got shot in the ass. I thought you were like a bad stick. Specialist Quavo. You're 29 too? I'm 28. 28? Oh, there's s***. What the f***? You're the youngest guy here. Not by much, apparently. I thought I was a child. Anyway, speaking of children...

Little babies over here. So we take aspects from each one of these photos. The number eight race car, the flags and all this. And Vaughn, my buddy, draws this. And we sneak it. We put the same teacher's name on top. We make it all match. It says, kill your enemies. Spelled wrong with all this stuff. With the pentagram. This will show up later. You got a teacher fired? Not yet. Holy fuck. And we sneak this. We...

We sneak this into the pile and we hand it out the first ship. Is that something we can show? Oh, yeah. Okay. Send me that and the Hawkeye logo. That'll go on Pepperbox probably. Definitely not going on normal YouTube. We have to frame that and put it on the wall.

And it's like one has a boner and is about to... It's been a while since I looked at it. I don't remember that part. One of them's holding a decapitated corpse. So we slip that about two-thirds of the way in or somewhere near the bottom so we make it look real. Yeah, go ahead. Please re-examine the evidence. And first shift comes in and they're digging through. They're like, this one's funny. And then they get to it and they go...

What is this one? Which I have on camera, actually. Because, of course, me, you know, starting YouTuber, films everything. Big liability for the Army. They loved to get rid of me when the time came. But they go through and we're like, ha-ha, that was a good one, guys. We got it. We got our own idiots on first shift. Ha-ha. Two days goes by. We come back into work. And we're on third, I believe.

Second shift is leaving. We're coming in. They go, hey, just so you know, that joke you guys did with the paper went way farther than you thought. Oh, no. And we're like, what? And they're like, I don't know. That's all I know. And then they leave. And we're like, whatever. That's never what you want to hear about. Any joke. This is them playing a joke back on us. This is nothing. This is dumb.

hour four of the night i mean what do you think it could have done right like definitely and oh one other we assigned it to marcus up in the top just random whatever whatever name came first pepper that in at the end you may get a little excited when you shop at burlington

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mental fortitude has broken down the point. He's like, I don't know, man. What the fuck's going to happen? What could have possibly happened that these guys were freaked out about this piece of paper that we drew on? Sergeant comes in that morning. Big black guy. And he's like the only one in the whole group. Sergeant DeMarcus? No. I don't want to throw too many names out, but he's like the one man of color in our group. Great dude. But he's probably the only intelligent guy

leadership position they had on the entire unit from the state in California. I'll say California. From the Californians we were deployed with, but just made all of it worse the whole time. And he sits Vaughn. He's like, Vaughn, my office. Zach goes in and we're all just like sitting out there like, shit, he's been in there for like 15 minutes. What's going on? You're an E4 at the time? Yeah. Oh boy. Always was. And... E4 mafia? Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

week he comes out of the office and he's like he's always sweating for a bit and he's like all right here's what happened turns out one of the pilots from the California side their wife is a second grade teacher and she had her class draw off all these photos and sent it to us and we stuck that one in and all the first all the Californians and their sensitivity got this thing they're like

We need to help this kid. So they took it to the officers who then called back to California and said, you have a child that has a bunch of mental issues that drew this photo that you need to have immediate help sent to. And they call the teacher in the office. Like, why would you send this out? Who is DeMarcus? And what is going on here? And she's like in tears. I'm a DeMarcus. And they were like threatening to fire her. And this like escalated way too much.

And like, so we explain it or he explains it. And he's like, all right, Vaughn, it's a good joke. I got one question. Why'd you name him DeMarcus?

At least there wasn't a Demarcus in the class. That would have been way more- There's all the Bradens and Braxtons and Brax- I thought this was gonna end in like, "Yeah, there's still a kid in a mental institution today because of me!" I thought it was gonna be way darker than it was. He said, "It wasn't me! It wasn't me!" I would have some enemies right! Some poor kid's getting his ass beat by his dad.

They hold up his drawing to normal drawings. It matches. Yeah, DeMarcus, was it you? You little piece of shit. I'm so sorry. That was my deployment. That was it. That was all of it. That's what I did in the army. Thank you for your service. You got a combat patch, right? Oh, yeah. Everybody did. That rotation in. Every single individual.

The IT guys, all of them. Do you get a cab? I don't know. I'm going to go with no. Brandon, can he borrow one of yours? Yeah. I saw that. It was impressive. What did you shop at? I got to do this because Brandon has like five more Navy achievement medals than me. You asshole. It's such a deep cut. I don't even feel like explaining this joke anymore. Oh, I forgot to bring it. I got something for you at my P.O. box. Oh, fuck me.

You mentioned in one of the podcasts that you don't have a set of foreign jump wings. A one-star PSYOP general, who's apparently a fan of Unsub, sent me his with the official memorandum authorizing you permission to wear it. Holy shit. That's actually... Dope. I will say, that whole combination, that's pretty fucking titties. That is pretty fucking sweet.

Dude, the level. Jesus Christ. Dude, I just walked past all your medals out there for the first time ever, and holy shit, these guys are taking this deep. They took it seriously. And a lot of them are awesome. And there's a cool element to it, too, because a lot of these guys, like, these are their medals. Right. And, like, these are all, like, either active duty or prior guys that are just coming up. Oh, they're set. Okay. Like, not just, like, buying them on eBay or whatever, but it's just like, oh, yeah, this is mine. I want to give it to you for, like...

shared Valor. Yeah, it's like, it's not like, not just for the bit, because like, they're acknowledging the bit, but it's also like, you guys do so much for the veteran community. Brandon's crowdfunding Valor. Brandon's new website, go Valor,

We walked in I was like I think Brandon was in No, that's really cool that people are like doing that to you and you appropriately display it as soon as the door for the property opens to like I hate I hate the joke obviously you Eli still to this day But it's cool that like

For it to mean that much is kind of new. Right, right. Dude, people are like, the CIBs, like, a guy was like, here's my CIB, and I grabbed it. I was like, holy shit, you got this in Iraq. Because it was like a black CIB. I was like, this is actually, you got this. This was earned. Yeah. This was an earned CIB. And you have CABs, CIBs. It's like, in years, we're going to be like, guys, when did we stop this joke? You just got a pile of...

...metals over there. Your kids are gonna be so confused. Yeah. Who the fuck were you? Like, yeah, if, like, when I have kids and whatnot, just to leave on top of the...

Trunk or whatever just a paper explanation. No, we're gonna be like don't ever ask that daddy's very Fucking much

We're going to need another 30 rack. Oh, God, no. Actually, that 30 rack really disappeared fast. You Iowa boys are fucking ridiculous. We got another one. I can't drink that stuff. I do not like the taste. I'm not going to lie. This one, I think we're skunked.

That was the problem. I did a video on Coca-Cola. Fluck is editing it right now. You were telling me about that earlier. And it is aggressive. Like with the cocaine side? I thought that the cocaine part was going to be the most interesting. No, they've done a lot. It went way harder than I thought the entire time. I want to know. Bro, first of all,

Santa Claus. Yes. Throw out a guess at who invented Coca-Cola and why. Just give her a shot in the dark. Killer. Nope. Before that, that's fantastic. We'll get there. It's way before that. War veteran, but go further back. We'll get there. Just go ahead. Pick a war. I'll tell you if it's the right war. Civil War. Yep. A general? Colonel.

Custard? No. It's not a guy you'd know, but it was a Confederate colonel that got a saber wound at the Battle of Columbus. And because he got a saber wound, they're like, this motherfucker's going to die. They doped him up with a bunch of morphine. He survived. But then he got addicted to morphine.

And he also got his medical degree when he was 19. So he's like, being addicted to morphine is bad. I got to figure out how to cure this. Cocaine. So he's like, you know what I should do? The only thing I can find is this cocoa wine, which is popular in France called Vin Mariani. And he's like, I like it. And it was...

Cocaine and wine just move his addiction from one to the other yeah, for uppers and downers. It's called homeostasis, Cody. He's a man of intellect. One downer, one upper. Equal, okay? Biosphere. So the only thing he could find was Vin Mariani, and he's like This cocaine mixed with wine is pretty good Really? You know biosphere and you knew polychar was in that? Just the references.

I say biosphere and he's like "Pauli, sure. You don't know fucking Lord of the Rings." Yeah, how do you know "Pauli, sure" but you don't know the battle of Helm's Deep? Jesus Christ. It was on VHS, man. That's like the one movie where we'd be having sex but we're gonna have to finish this part later. Helm's Deep is on. Fucking Gandalf just showed up. We're gonna have to pause. To be fair, I've also never seen biosphere. I don't know.

- I just walked into. - We're talking about Coca-Cola. - Basically cocaine and Lord of the Rings. - You know, whatever the plot is. - Coca-Cola was invented by a Confederate colonel that got a saber wound in the Civil War, got addicted to morphine, and he's like, "I gotta cure my morphine addiction."

Cocaine. So he started drinking coca wine from France, which was cocaine and wine. But he's like, it's just not hitting hard enough. You know what it needs? Caffeine. I threw some coffee in that bitch. It's cola nut and coca leaves. Coca-cola. We're chopped a little bit.

a little more. This is where it comes from. So he just mixed together caffeine, wine, and cocaine and started drinking. And he's like, I don't feel like doing morphine anymore because I can't feel my face. Holy shit. I don't feel like it either. I want to do everything in the world right now. So happy! Who wants to fight? So he starts producing it and then like six months later

Fulton County in Atlanta is like, we're banning alcohol. So he has to switch over to carbonated water, but it tastes like shit. So he just adds a bunch of sugar instead and keeps selling it as medication. Then he dies, sells it to a pharmacist. And the pharmacist is like, we're going to market this as soda. So the pharmacist goes to all of his pharmacist buddies in Atlanta and gets the list of every person getting a medication from the pharmacy and starts sending out free coupons for...

Cocaine sugar water. He's like, everybody loves this shit! No way! It's not just me. Yeah, they can't get enough of it. Way better name, by the way. I love it so much, if I stop drinking it, I start to shake a little bit. So he starts...

They start making a bunch of money. He like diverts a bunch of the money into advertising. So he becomes like the predominant coca wine salesman or whatever. And this goes on from like 1880s till like 1904. And in 1904, the US government like really cracks down on cocaine.

And the reason the U.S. government really cracks down on cocaine is mostly racism. Oh, and how? Explain that one. I tracked down the actual New York Times article, which I'm not even going to say the title of.

We can put it here on Pepperbox. It's an entire article. It's not that bad. It said the word, didn't it? Oh, yeah. With the O at the end. With the O at the end. With the O at the end and then the word fiend. And that was how they referred to them for the rest of the very racist article. Fiends. Frioli fiends? Frioli fiends? That's a new band name. In the article, Cody,

The article goes on to explain in detail about how local law enforcement is under the impression that when a person of color does cocaine, they become impervious to bullets. Terminator. And this was the driving factor that outlawed cocaine in the U.S. They found out what excited delirium was in the 1900s. What the fuck?

So cocaine gets banned. They take the cocaine out and just add more sugar and keep selling it. And then World War II rolls around. But because in the 1920s they associated themselves with Santa because they're like, what if we just get them hooked on sugar when there's two? So all the people that fought in World War II loved Coca-Cola. So when all the rationing was going on, sugar was one of the main things that was rationed. So they're like, we're necessary. You shouldn't ration us. And they're like,

Yep, that adds up. So Coca-Cola was like the only soda that wasn't subjected to sugar rationing. I wonder how much Coca-Cola donated to certain senatorial campaigns. There was a lot of that also. Oh yeah, always is. Here's where it gets super sketchy. Not only did Coca-Cola do that, Coca-Cola then comes around and is like, we're supporting the troops so much that we're going to guarantee that any troop, no matter where he's at on the globe, can buy a cold Coca-Cola for five cents.

They were losing money for every soda sold, but in exchange they turned around to the government and was like, "Hey, it's really expensive when we're only bottling in the US. What if we use government tax dollars to create 65 bottling plants all over the globe?" And they did it. And the US taxpayer paid for 65 new Coca-Cola bottling plants. So the troops were going around giving out cokes to all the locals, basically crowdfunded

Coca-Cola's global expansion during World War II. And while this is going on... Bro...

Hitler's favorite drink was Coca-Cola prior to 1941 when they declared war on the U.S., right? His second favorite was liquid methamphetamine. This is true. It was just the old Coke. He had a bad time. He wanted OG Coke. He was old enough for it. The way Coke's business worked was they would make the syrup concentrate and they would just ship the concentrated syrup to the bottling manufacturers and they would mix it with carbonated water and bottle it.

So they couldn't ship the concentrate over to Germany anymore because there was an embargo, but there was still Coca-Cola bottling plants in Germany. They just couldn't get the concentrate anymore. So the German Coca-Cola guys were like, well, fuck, we're going to make our own soda out of scraps of fruit and apple cores and orange peels and shit. And then that's where Fanta comes from. That's crazy. So Hitler really did create Fanta. Hitler literally created Fanta.

I'm thinking of those like early 2000s like Fanta commercials where you got like the belly dancers like dancing around all that shit. It kind of sounded a little bit German now that I'm thinking about it. I want someone to deep fake Hitler's face over all the girls. Wasn't there a Volkswagen in that end?

I think there was. They had a tune back then. They're like, Fanta, Fanta, Fanta. That's the commercial. Somebody needs to deepfake a very serious Hitler. Fanta, Fanta! Somebody's going to do it. Fanta's heart goes out to us. It gets worse.

So the way I frame the video is Coca-Cola is the biggest PSYOP of all time. It went from marketing into the territory of PSYOP. So they already co-opted Santa Claus in the 1920s, right? They go through World War II. They're immensely popular with the baby boomer generation because they were like, that was the one cold drink I got while I was away at the war. This shit's funny.

Awesome. They still wanted the troops. Is Santa a Nazi? No, no. He's really not hitting on Santa. Santa is, how you picture Santa in red, all that is Coca-Cola. They modeled it. Coca-Cola created Santa? Yes. Not created Santa, but they created a significant portion of the modern image of Santa. Chris Kringle might have been a Nazi. Used to drink cocaine, yes. So...

In the 70s- How do you think he goes to all the houses in the middle of the night? *Groans* *Loud laughter* *Loud laughter* Everyone wakes up! *Loud laughter* *Loud laughter*

He didn't touch the cookies and milk, but he took your catalytic converter. Coca-Cola, ladies and gentlemen. The copper, though. That was pretty good. Power of bush light, folks. So in the 1970s, all the studies were coming out being like, maybe children drinking sugar water is bad for them. No way. And they got really strict on how you can target kids in advertising.

So Coca-Cola is like, we won't target kids with advertising. We're just going to make a bunch of fucking toys with Coca-Cola and convince everybody that polar bears are friendly and dick off in the Northern hemisphere and drink Coke and Santa Claus and everything else. But they wanted to take it a step further. So in 1982, they bought Columbia pictures.

the entire movie studio for $750 million. Which at the time, Columbia, that was the biggest movie studio. That was the one. So every drink in every Columbia movies picture...

from the 80s, has subliminal ad placements in it. In The Karate Kid, he's drinking Minute Maid orange juice at breakfast, which is owned by Coca-Cola. He drinks a Sprite while Mr. Miyagi's training him. And it's like a whole thing where Ralph Macchio was protesting all these subliminal ad placements and covered up the Sprite logo with his hand completely. Coca-Cola made him re-film the scene. Holy shit. No shit.

It was so well known in Hollywood in the 1980s, Clint Eastwood refused to let any Coca-Cola products in any of his movies because he was mad that they cast Ralph Macchio instead of his son as the karate kid. And he blamed Coca-Cola for it. Like the Ghostbusters, like you got to win a free Ectomobile if you drank enough Coke. Oh, yeah. All the 1980s movies is a giant Coca-Cola psyop. I was there for that. All of it. Damn.

It's always been Coke. It was always Coke. Now I'm thinking about it. What's the last name of Coke's CEO? So much Coca-Cola advertising back in the day. That's fucking crazy. Nick, I love how much random shit you know. Like, obviously, we all kind of know that Coke used to be in Coca-Cola. You go fucking deep. Why? How does this tie into Nazis somehow? Is this main channel or is this Fat Files? This is Fat Files. Oh, you're actually doing it. No, it's already done. Flip's editing it right now. Good.

I have no offense. I don't have to watch it now. So did you add articles or did you want to get monetized? Oh, no. I have the article from 1904, but I told Fluck to blur out certain words. The other video is actually sponsored by Pepsi. I end the video with, I can feel the cease and desist in the mail already. That's all right. It can't be worse than Sig. Oh, yeah. You had your video come out. How'd that go for you?

I watched it last night at the hotel. I can still start my car. Well, that's good. Is it loud? Yeah. Looking at all the Irish in the room. I just wouldn't jump it. They're just really good at making shit go boom when it drops. Yeah. They were going to drop the issue, but they learned their lesson. I think I said at the end of the video, I'm like, yeah, by the way, Sig, if you need an address to send a cease and desist to, let me know.

That's funny. You went hard on that video. You went proper on that video. Yeah, it was very proper. I watched it yesterday. And I basically, I also detailed why their marketing guy can't admit that there was ever a problem. Right. Because it's going to f*** them in the ongoing litigation that they have for the issues they had with you. They're still in court for a lot of those.

So if they admit fault, they're admitting fault in court. It's like that's... It's going to be used against them. I understand it. But you didn't have to say anything. Right. And you sure as shit didn't have to gaslight your audience and say that you're anti-gun grifters. That was fucking funny. If you can read...

- Does fucking do it. - How did it go to the-- - Or watch a video. - Exactly. - How did any of that go to the, 'cause it had two pass hands, like is this post okay? - That guy lost his job for sure though, right? - I hope. - Two days later they were hiring on, they were hiring for a new marketing agent. - And they posted it? - On Indeed, yeah. - No, they posted it too. - Well, so I don't know, 'cause like a week later, which I'm glad, 'cause we were gonna go to Q,

And I was gonna film that video before, and I didn't. I didn't get a chance to, and I had to film it after. But while we were at Q, they released... The truth about the P320 continued. Like, they doubled down. Oh my god. It's like the meme, it's like...

When I'm in a making things worse competition and my opponent is sick. But yeah, no, I recorded it after that. While we were there at Q, like a lot of their employees are former SIG guys, like former SIG engineers. And we all knew about it. Yeah. Like, yeah, no, that's the thing. Don't drop them. You'll be fine.

That is wild. That's crazy. I still like True Lies, that video. The what? The True Lies. Every 3.20. We just purchased guns to kind of fuck around and find out what's going to happen.

I ran into him at a gun store, oddly enough. Ran into him? It's Iowa. There's only seven other people. It was about a half. Me and him. So we're going to do a video on his channel. It has to be Fat Pews. We can't do this on YouTube. So it's going to be Fat Pews. We have a Glock 19 and a P320. We're just going to load them with blanks. And then we're going to overhand them at a brick wall.

grain bin silo at one of those locations we're gonna fucking yeet it off the top of the silo onto concrete see if we can get them to go off let let me know because i got notes i know exactly which ones have problems i think we needed an old one like the first gen that actually had the issues because i think they fixed it with a new one the fat triggers and everything like that because well here's the thing and that's what we were hearing at fucking q is like all the

band-aid fixes they put on it because they couldn't admit they had a problem that's what fucks me up about it where they're like you could never have done this this never happened you're crazy honey you love being gaslit it's like no they did their voluntary upgrade so you don't drop it and shoot yourself it's like well it's not a recall it's a voluntary upgrade you guys are wearing the same shirt and then both of your left jacket pockets are curled the same

Yeah, we are doing it together. We make sure we match every time. Are we doing left or right corners? Yeah, we call each other up. I just see the curls up. I'm like, why both of you? I'm like, I'm slightly drunk, but now I'm like, I want to go open those curtains, and if it's bricked over, I know I'm going to have to fight Agent Smith.

Oh, okay. I have a minor panic attack right now, actually. I was like, why are both of them? We had to steer into the bin. Did you see the same thing twice? By the way, Eli did see that one. Oh, you saw The Matrix? That was cool. Right after Triple X. Actually, yeah, probably. Same week.

Holy shit. Can we get another 30 rack of bush light over here? We're not doing that. I love you use the fridge handle. I thought we were doing better. That's more good. That's god dang it. Economic. It doesn't hurt your wrist you can grab from any angle. I don't know why you open it with your mouth though. That was kind of weird. Are you talking shit? They love it when you bite the tip.

Guys we're winding down like a really I mean we even talk about yeah, we haven't even talked about demos last like yeah All of our friends are gonna be leaving tomorrow the next day and we're winding down demos last You will suck my cock

It's like, I was like, I got you joking about shutting things up. Men's asses. I've done it for a job. Okay. Silver bullets. Oh, you got heat stroke again. We're going to see anybody fish cans. Oh yeah. Fish cans. Fish cans. Is that a bear? Not even ice fish. No.

Wait a minute. We don't normally drink this much. That's not a bass. Wink, wink. No, I don't know what the fuck this is. This is like sun avocado. That's a pterodactyl. I'm a lost hero. I think that's actually called a pterodactyl. Connor, we're Catholic. That's a pterodactyl. We don't have those in Iowa. I don't know what that is. I haven't seen a fish fly. So we're capybaras. Have you heard that story? No. You don't know the capybara fish story? No. People eat capybaras? Yeah, so... No. They're like puppies. Puppies.

I've got a copy bearer story I can't tell on the podcast. The Spanish and Portuguese showed up in South America back in the 1500s. Thank you. Why are you fiddling with your belly button? You don't have a baby to feel kick. What are you doing? Nick told me to talk directly into the camera.

A little lower. There you go, perfect. This feels natural. A little more, actually. In front of the camera. There you go, very nice. Oh, I might have to take a shit. Do that later. So back in the 1500s, the Spanish and Portuguese showed up in South America, and they're all Catholic. You know, the Pope divided the earth. You know about that, right?

Okay, separate story. We'll just pretend. That's fine. I'm Catholic. My favorite game is pretend. Where did the capybara touch you, Connor? Right here. Right here. Right on my... What happened with the capybara? Back on the capybara story. They showed up in South America and they saw this big, big dumb rat. It's adorable. They're all adorable. They're a cute little animal, but they got that same face where they're like,

They were dumb as fuck. And so the Spanish and Portuguese wrote a letter back to the Pope and they like shipped it back across the ocean, which back in those days it took, you know, three months or whatever. And they were like, hey, there's this thing. It spends most of its life in the water because they're like a semi-aquatic fucking rat. Yeah, it's a big rat. And the Pope was like,

Spends life in water? That's a fish. So they were allowed to eat these big stinking rats all week long because back then it wasn't just a Friday thing. It was like, or no, it was just a Friday thing.

But, uh, yeah, I'm fucking drunk, guys. Hey, hey. They got one. He's like, it was definitely a fish. It looks like a fucking vegetable. This is a furry fucking fish. It was entirely dependent on the amount of time they spent in the water. Don't act like it's the first time you've ever eaten furry fish. Connor, can I make a joke? Thank Christ they didn't look like children.

So... Do... No, your kid doesn't go to public school. If your child goes to public school, statistically, they are vastly more likely to be... by a public school teacher than a Catholic priest. I was just trying to poke your belly button there. Is the public school teacher hot? Thank you. Is it like... Is it like your hot Spanish teacher? Like, what's up? If we're going to talk about religion right now, there's one religion I take issue with. Oh, God. And it's...

Oh no. Back in. That's a pterodactyl. Pterodactyl? Yeah. I've never seen a flying fish, but I've seen people flying fish. That's a pterodactyl.

My heart goes out to you. Jesus Christ. And now back to that. A couple of bush lights later. Anyways, we started with Demolition Ranch's last video and then somehow it turned into that. What were you guys talking about? Rats are vegetables and Demo retired. We went to his retirement party. Yeah, I was trying to explain our alcoholism real quick because there's 40 bush lights. Hey, hey, hey. This is socialism. This is an Iowa Tuesday. Calm down. That's just the fucking

I'm not mad!

You take usually I don't buy a real fucking find one in a shed or Grandpa's got one, but they've got a big funnel for a tractor to fill the oil. Just shove it through a mouse hole inside We thought you're fucking with us Farm I grew up on Yeah, that's the thing you want to walk outside where's cold shit I

Has anyone ever shit through the piss tube? No. I haven't been drunk enough. I'm going to say no, they're not. You're a piss. This is a turd. That's going to take so long to bring up an episode. You love the piss tube.

Piss is it's gonna take to pressure wash that throttle? One. One. More important, you guys are like, why would you go outside? We're gonna need more bush light. The only reason you're not in your house. God damn it, and this is the shit that you're in again. No, for real. Have you seen the percentage of bush light sold in Iowa compared to the rest of the nation? No. No. Why the fuck?

We know that, Nick. Wisconsin is like... You guys literally... Actually, Wisconsin doesn't drink a ton of bush light. Fun fact, the other spot I have found that does drink a lot of bush light is Florida.

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What? Yep, didn't see that one. That makes sense. I thought they did. That makes complete sense. Which I think that Drake really wanted to be associated with. Florida has Florida, man. What do you call like Iowa, man? No, we don't have. You call them. They're just big and you don't want to. There's something about the runt of Iowa. Like I'm sitting in between you two. Bush Light is the ninth most popular beer in the United States and most of its sales occur in Iowa.

Like genuinely why because the cheapest? Just like people are saying in Iowa. I didn't make that up really literally called the nectar of the cobs like it's on billboards

The billboards of corn, instead of cobs of corn, it's bush lights on the corn. It's like Nick for his cobs. It's fridge handles. The audience is going to hate this episode because now we're all just talking over each other. We're having three different conversations.

Sorry, editor guy. Anyways, Emma retired. Before we go that far, we're going to explain the Bush Light thing a little bit. Yes. They asked why it's popular in Iowa. I do have a theory to that. I think Cody nailed it a little bit. It was cheap at one point. It was cheap.

And 30 packs. Well, no, it actually goes back to the revolutionary Colonel Senior Bush Light Jr. II. Oh, John C. Bush Light. Larry Hot Dogs. I believe you for a second. I was like, wait, what? There's a thing behind us? I thought we all just hated Old Mill, but it was named after Colonel Light. Why do people listen to this? No, it's the farm crisis and all this shit. So, okay.

Iowa had a really rough time in the 80s. Especially if you drive around North Iowa. They're still having a rough time. Yeah, I wasn't born yet. If you drive around North Iowa, where you are all from, you will see abandoned farms everywhere. Unlike Wisconsin...

who was supported, all dairy up there. We were grain. Grain was not supported. It was kind of just hung out to dry. Dairy was supported, and thus the cheese caves and stuff existed. Government cheese exists. Don't get them on fucking cheese, man. In that same era, they came in. You had to mention the fucking cheese, dude. The bullets are fine. Don't touch the cheese. They came in and rescued dairy, but that's all they did, and they didn't touch much for grain. So in North Iowa and all Iowa where...

Side fun fact, if Iowa was its own nation, it would be second in the world for corn production, first being the rest of the United States. It was like a bailout type thing. They did the dairy. They bailed out. Continuously bailing out. It was a thing for a long time. Oh, yeah. Even probably still in some senses, there's still dairy farms falling off. But they didn't touch grain. So Iowa got hit hard.

The 80s, which is fun because I was not fun. It was terrible. But I talked, I talked to people and they're like, man, the 80s were great. We had three wheelers and Fox bodies and hair bands and all that. And I've always just been confused because being raised for years, you wouldn't have been in the area at the time. You would have maybe.

Minnesota? Yep. Which was a little, still water area. It was like corn, but gay. You're a mix. Farm down in southern Minnesota, which is the same thing. Is it, they still have it though? It made it all the way through? No. They lost it in the 80s to the farm crisis. Yeah.

Everybody in the 80s was broken so they started by a bush like that's yeah, basically it gets cooler though. There's Well, not really but he gets Second verbal juke you've done in the last 40 minutes explains more things that are still a thing that are around today Marcus real

Growing up, Dad was always like, the 80s were terrible. You didn't want to be around the 80s. And then you talked to anyone else that was not in literally North Iowa, and they're like, man, the 80s were great. I would love to go back. You guys suffered, though. They suffered hard. Shut up, Ireland. PBR? No! Oh, yeah? Wow! Wow!

You had your own crawler? We don't know what the fuck that's like. There's a band in Florida. The 80s are rough. So, Pabst Blue Ribbon PBR. What was another one we were talking about? Oh, Jake just left. Natty Light.

Probably. There's some of that. Natural ice. The beer that you could buy for $8 for a 24-pack became popular and has thus taken a hold in that region.

Bush Light likely being one of them. Which is funny because now it's actually more expensive in Iowa than anywhere else. You can go to Missouri and get a 30 rack for like $20. And it's like $32. It's more than a dollar a beer in Iowa. When was the Irish potato famine?

That was 1850s. So in Ireland, there's a monument. It's like three big feathers. It's like really pretty big monument, but it's a monument in Ireland to commemorate the financial support that Ireland received.

from the Native American nation of America in the 1800s. Whoa. It's just that, like, god damn, you were so rough off in the 1800s that the Native Americans of America were like, god damn, we gotta help these people. They didn't really put us anywhere where we can sell crops. You had really good ambassadors, though, like John No Potato. Christ.

Sorry, that was just free space and bingo, dude. Fucker, you keep telling me to cut stuff. Cody's wearing the same shirt and he's sweating. God damn.

So anyways, Demo retired. Yeah, he is. That's right, we're doing a podcast. We talked why we're all hanging out real quick. Yeah, yeah. Let's get to the intro now. No, no, Bush Light. I had delicious tacos on the way, and the entire time I was shitting.

My pants because I was like, I'm going to be late. Filming starts at 10 and I was supposed to get there at like 957. So I'm speeding the entire way and there's like 35 minutes going 85 miles an hour. No fucking cars in front of me and I have no cell service out in the middle of nowhere in Texas. I was like, there's no way I'm going to the right spot.

Absolutely no way. And eventually I looked behind me. There was like 27 cars behind me. I was like, oh, I'm the first one here. Late. That was right behind you.

I don't know. It's just weird. I come rolling up through drive tanks, and there's like one of those fucking, I don't even know what kind of animal it was, some kind of weird African deer with like curly horns that were like three feet tall. They like tried to square up on my 4Runner. It was a fin. It was like looking at me like, good fucking thing you did it. You would have told the car the price of the animal alone. You would have hit a $7,000 goat. You drive through drive tanks. It's like going to...

Redneck Jurassic Park. You're like, I'm just trying to shoot a Sherman tank, bro. There's fucking rhinos and giraffes.

Well, what do you want to shoot with that Sherman tank? I love every single one of you, but have you realized we've not given any context as to why we're fucking here? Yeah, that's a great point. We're going to Daryl's retirement. Demolition Ranch did his last video at Drive Tanks, so we went up there and there's a bunch of exotic animals and tanks. There, please continue. And like, I'm with my dad who's never played a fucking video game in his life other than fucking Dig Dug.

I'm making hilarious jokes the entire time. They're just going right over his head. Like, I'm driving through. There's, like, all these weird animals. There's a wildebeest. But the ground is just, like, fluorescent fucking yellow in a 30-foot diameter circle. And I was like, every fiber in my being is telling me I need to go shoot that fucking animal. And my dad is just like...

I don't get it. I was like, God damn it. Okay, whatever. It's just pure comedy the whole time. I don't get it either.

Call of Duty or nothing. Legendary item. What's the curly horn guy though? Is that a kudu? I don't know. There's like 18 fucking species of animal out at drive-thru. I'm just very confident. I'm just like, oh, it's a gazelle. Oh, that's a different gazelle. That's a brown gazelle. Dalton and I were driving in this morning. I'm like, what?

What kind of dog is that? He's like, I think that's a gazelle. I'm like, oh. It makes sense. If it wasn't kudu, it's a good thing you didn't hit it. Is it 30 grand? $28,000. Holy shit. I found out my dad's allergic to rhinos. How'd you do that? Did you try to get some rhinos for his orgy? Zach, veteran with a sign, took my dad at the end of the day and was like,

Mike, you want to go pet a rhino? And my dad's like, oh, sure, whatever, blah, blah, blah. And fucking Zach shows up to the rhino pen and whistles. Yeah, the rhino king. Zach, dude, he was calling the rhinos. The fucking rhinos come over, and my dad's petting a rhino. He woke up this morning. His fucking eyes were glued shut. He's allergic to rhinos, apparently. You know there is a non-zero percent chance you are the first person from Iowa to figure that out.

Yeah, 100%. It's funny, he took the other one, I went over to pet the rhinos. Me. He's like, hey, you want to pet a rhino? I didn't pet a rhino. We all did it again. You didn't pet a rhino? I didn't pet a rhino. They had horns and everything. It felt like the top of a 76 Oldsmobile, like that leather vinyl top. Same thing.

Same thing. That was very specific. I swear to God. Five people in the audience know what you're talking about. And now you don't have to pet a rhino. You're welcome. Just find an Oldsmobile. Or you guys get some rhino horn tea out of the deal, or...

No, it's not too expensive probably. You wanna know how much it was to shoot a rhino? His white ass would not survive in Africa. No, you couldn't shoot the rhinos. The rhinos were sun alone. Yeah, those are very, very protective. There's the number. That's not on the menu. Call to order? Call to order? Okay, that makes sense. Oh, this is fun for the islands. Native game. Did you see that section? Whitetail. You know, the ones the size of Labradors out here?

White tail here suck. We've drank more bush light than the volumetric mass of a white tail. How much is a white tail? This is true. $3,000 to $17,500. You come to Iowa with a car with headlights, you can kill a white deer for $30,000. You can take out a herd of white tail and your deductible would be less than anything on this option.

And you get a new car! Yeah. Sir, all of the ones that you hit with your car were shot first. Why is there a bullet hole? So that's actually happened. Like, if you hit a deer in Iowa and it's suffering, you're allowed to get out and, like, put it out of its misery. Because it's a real deer. If it happens, nobody's going to know if it's going to pull a hole before or after. Nobody's going to ask you questions.

Allegedly. Actually, you can get salvage tags for deer. Yeah, exactly. You can load up the deer. If you hit it in Iowa, it's a weird find. And they're like, I don't know, $40? Yeah. Not $17,500. It's like $10 for a salvage. And it's a real deer? Yeah. Yeah. Not a pretend one? They're like, hey, you might as well just take that home with you. The Midwesterners have taken over the podcast. Yeah. This is awesome now. Okay, hold on. Hold on. The most delicious deer on the planet, Axis.

We have them as pests here. You can just shoot the out of them and eat them. Wait, that's a thing? It's five bucks. You get your hunting license here and it's five bucks or 25 bucks and you can steal as many as possible. What are the caliber restrictions? None. They're pests, dude. You can literally like hogs access murder them. You can also bait in Iowa.

Or in Texas. Those are fucking, okay. No, you can, you can, you, like, when I was in, so when I was in medic training, we had to go out to Camp Bullis, which is, we drove past it on the way here. Yeah. Like, that big military compound with the fence for, like, three miles. That's Camp Bullis. And when you're out there, like, in the field, there's, like, these big, it's like a big tripod with a fucking 20-gallon tank on top. It's like dog kibble. What the fuck? It, like, spins out. You're allowed to just, in the, like, a shooting shack right next to it. Oh, good.

You're going to want to just bait the deer to shoot them. Yeah, because they're pests. What the fuck? Yeah, dude, axes and axes, you can go in neighborhoods up in Bicondelia and everything, and a lot of the times it's like, oh, the axes are here. Can you just go shoot them if you have suppressors or bows? And they taste good? Oh, dude, regular deer is trash. Like, trash. Calm down. Really? It's trash. No. I have axes all trash.

I have axes all in my neighborhood. And like the boombox is now whispering to me like the green goblin. Hell yes. No, you should start trapping them and hauling them out there. It's like... And they're big. Oh, dude.

And this dude tastes so much fucking better. But there is neighborhoods in Kandilya, gated neighborhoods you can go and a lot of times you're like, yeah, just go shoot him. Really? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Just throw a NOS. So what does like out-of-state license look for something like that? It's a pest. Can I just go ahead? Five bucks. Well, I'm actually not sure what the laws are here for that because I think if Axis is still considered a pest animal, you can just f***ing gank it.

I don't know. That's not legal advice. Here, you just had to have your hunting license. Bare minimum, that's it. You can go to Walmart and get that. Right, right. I mean, you can pull out your phone and get a hunting license in most states. But Nick, you have never been hunting before, so we've got to change that. Whether it's an axis deer in Texas or a whitetail in Iowa, we've got to make it happen. Maybe a small game like a raccoon or a rabbit you've shot before?

Two human beings, but never an animal before. No, no, no. He saved those. Right, right. That's what I said. All the way around. He's actually added to his quota. He's a positive number. Like raccoons, possums, squirrels, hookers, something. Oh, don't shoot. What? There's a don't shoot on my list, and I'm picking possums. I never shot one. Wait. Holy shit. Those are great. I was picturing like a little sheep with horns. No, they're huge. That's way bigger than... That's a big fucker. That's... Dude, you can get them. They're...

Massive out there. I didn't know that was a thing. Go on that back road and drive. There was one time, one time I didn't fucking shoot the guy. I didn't have a gun. I was driving and he's just standing in the middle of the road. I had to slam one of the brakes too in the morning. I was like, ah! He was like...

You were inconveniencing him. Dude, I was like, what? I don't have a gun. I'm going to shoot it so bad. They have like 42. I forget how many. That's a big deer. That's a real deer. Those aren't the little tiny things I saw that were $6,000 out there. Yeah, the whitetails out there were ridiculous. We do have a $2,500 Tahoe, which is still cheaper than the option. We can just go mow down whatever's walking around. God, that is so fucking big. Why?

What caliber? El Jefe? LS. They're deer. 5.3. Antlers are 30 to 36 inches. They're big. They're delicious, dude. Jake, give me my fucking back. You can't say that. You have to bleep out those words, by the way. You have to. Yes. Those ones again? Apparently, if you say that, you're demonetized. So that's the YouTube's other N-word? Yes. And...

I had a conversation with our rep today about it. We're talking about the things that drop down and go... You also can't say N-O-D-S either. I already just said it. Sorry. You have to say white phosphorus tubes. What the f***? Yeah. Apparently you can't say it at all or you're immediately demonetized. That is the gayest shit ever. I agree. I don't know if you can say that statement right there, but not N-O-D-S.

It's like a child that can't spell the way we're treating the YouTube algorithm. Like, what the fuck? I just love growing up around or being around a lot of our friends here. They're like, yeah, we went to war. We got shot. We killed people. And our war has been YouTube the past 10 years. Yeah, they wouldn't let us say, uh, ****.

We have bleep it we have a fucking YouTube tab What is it? Oh No, it's the stripes. It's just red white red The other n-word is

All right. Finn? Sorry. Get the beep button ready. What's up, Finn? Not being able to say **** is fucking retarded. Finn's here. That's dumb. Or like some of the other things we were talking about. Can we say **** is what we're saying unless they watch it on camera? No, you can't, by the way. What? You can't say that either. Oh, that's... Fuck you. Don't take it personal, though. That's so mean. The word chase is like, I'm going to delete this entire part. All the words we can't say right now.

No, we should keep it in because that's stupid. I mean, you gotta just bleep them out. Yeah, yeah, bleep them out, but like, that is so stupid. That actually bothers me. They're not gonna know what words we're saying. Unless they're on Pepperbox. Oh, Pepperbox, there we go. Bermal. That's a big one.

I'm still happy on my bush like I'm gonna pee I feel bad for making fun of us earlier. It's tagging real quick He watches this way more than I do which means at least one episode I

So anyways, we were at demos for time. We'll wrap that up and then close out. I just got up and looked at myself in the bathroom and completely forgot how absolutely filthy I am. So I have gotten up like four times during this podcast that I assume people are going to be like,

What the fuck is this hobo doing sitting here? Dude, that Pac-40 was the most insane thing I've ever seen today. That was a hell of an experience. That was the most concussive artillery I've ever seen in my life. Holy shit. Yeah. Explain that story because that was fucking wild. I just seen the one frame of it. And you guys are very close. I don't even know how to explain it. Oh, yeah, that's right. You weren't there. No, but you guys were very close. Dude, so like straight up, it was like... Because Nick fired it. Like I had equipped, Nick fired...

But I was directly in line with the vent. Dude, that has a suck. It was like somebody took an open hand and slapped my fucking liver. It felt like J-Wolf picked up a twin size mattress and bitch slapped my entire front side with it. Dude, I was like checking for holes. There was a second where I was like, I might be dead. Yeah. Like everything was like dead at first.

the string well you said they're minor attract and i pulled the string and my vision was just brown from all the moon dust out there and i was like i can't see anything close your eyes instantly engulfed when you guys should you couldn't see 60 feet on each side just didn't gone when you guys showed me the video earlier i was like oh they all got scotted

My dad recorded it and right after I pulled it, my dad quit recording because he thought I died. Because I just disappeared into the dust immediately. You're the only person here that cared enough. Yeah, right. It felt like a sand blaster went across my face right quick. Just a pshh.

Chase, pull up the picture because the fireball is ridiculous. I'll post the picture on Instagram, but it's like a fireball on 12 feet of either side. And me and Brandon are like a foot from it. We did frame by frame. It's a giant fireball.

And then you just see me and Brandon in the concussion wave, and Dalton is shitting his pants 20 feet. I didn't have any... There was no volume on my ears, so I didn't hear him say anything. I just got...

Absolutely. He was like, he was prepared as and then all of a sudden, like somebody's like, Hey, go over here. And you guys were kind of having your conversation to be able to pull the string. Yeah. He completely looked away and then it went off. He about dropped the camera. You still haven't changed your underwear, by the way. No, I can smell it. We're all just a bunch of dirty boys. It was crazy. I was trying to do the cool guy. Doesn't look at explosive shit. And I, I definitely.

myself it was terrifying i've shot a lot of like you know tanks explosives fucking whatever that one caught me off guard for sure i think i was genuinely surprised because i shot i shot the sherman so this was today yesterday was matt's retirement for matt's retirement i was the one pulling the string on the sherman 76 which is roughly it's a little bit smaller than the pack 40 but like

The concussion was nothing compared to that pack for you. I mean, it's got a better personality. Well, I think it's faster, but it was also just like the concussion was the most aggressive thing I've ever experienced in my life. Do you think they packed? Were those tanks...

previously demilitarized and remilitarized no they weren't that sherman's the only driving and firing sherman on earth and that pack 40 is the only firing pack but do you think in the rounds a half staff to preserve the tanks that's what i'm wondering because no because my dad asked and he's like they're like a little bit lighter than combat loads but not much that sherman was never demilled ever i

I don't, that's what I was wondering. Maybe, maybe it's weaker. Maybe they're trying to preserve it. They're like, they said they couldn't hit anything with a Sherman tank though. Cause like the longevity of the barrels is how many thousands? Yeah. They said the, that barrels rated for like 200 rounds and they've shot like 5,000 through it. And that's why when we did his video today where we had to like actually hit a

They're like, we can't use the Sherman. We have to use the Walker Bulldog because it's our newest tank. Looking down that barrel, though, you can see that it was a smoothbore 12-gauge shotgun. There was no rifling in it. But the Bulldog, it looked like a giant fucking gear going down. I tried to get a POV shot down it. Also, I felt like an idiot when they were lining up the Pac-40, by the way. Because the whole time, we'd only been shooting tanks. And I was like, how in the fuck?

Are these guys citing it in so accurately because like when they were shooting they were shooting ballistics gel heads and in slow-mo you could see the fucking nose

Are they citing these in that accurately? I know why. And you look down the barrel? You'll be able to figure it out when you go to Pepperbox. Then he goes to site in the Pac-40 and he's literally just like looking down the barrel. He's literally boresighting it. You gotta tell them what their objective was to get that cited in though because it was their buddy on the other side like hey, stand a little bit lower. That looks great. We're like standing in the background like damn. That's how you cite these things in? Yeah.

I think the limo they didn't hit intentionally, though, because they put the bucket of gas and whatever explosives they had in it. Yeah, they were just shooting the berm. Which was cool, still entertaining. And we were like, that's interesting that it didn't get eviscerated like we were all expecting. And then I heard the guys talk in the background. They were like, that was about perfect. We wanted some flair, but no debris because of the liability issues of having shit flying at people.

Like, oh, this was all very intentionally picked. Dude, that Pac-40 was a whole different... What's the Pac-40? It was the German artillery piece during World War II. It was also 7.5... That abyssal... 15-pound stainless steel butt cloth traveling at 3,000 feet per second. Oh, dude, when they put that in, they basically... And then the dirt just exploded on that one. That was the one they shot with the ballistic dummy, right? Yeah.

Yeah, that was sitting next to it. Yeah, it is the same thing. We got a headshot with a bulldog, though. That was crazy. That was insane. That's got to be a first, right? Kevin caught it on his camera, but the top of the skull went like 60 to 80 feet. It was an umbrella of debris in 50 foot each direction, 60 foot high, just like a perfect dome of bits.

I didn't expect to see that. I found one piece. Did you? Yeah. Did it land on you? No, thankfully. Oh, I've had that before, though. Like when we're filming videos where we're doing the ballistic dummies and stuff like that, and you're just like, all right, we do this for the take, and boom, okay, we do the thing. And it's just like...

Picking a bit of skull out of your neck. And you're like, ow, I'm going to act tough. I think I'm bleeding. One of them ballistics dummy lab heads, we point blanked it with a 45-70. And obviously I got to keep my cool during the filming of the whole thing. But I got head butted by that fucking thing. And it sucked. My forehead was black and blue for a while. First of all, fuck you.

I was perusing through your videos the other day, and I had never seen the video where you had a clay pigeon launching a machine, launching at you as you were shooting it with a 9mm pistol. You f***ing

Psychopath dude, so we did that. I mean that's that's cool, but like theoretically that's not that impressive like no not at all Barnes with pistols That's fucking impressive More impressive shooter, but theoretically it's only like 10 yards away, and it's a pretty decent size like you're

Show the size again. The decent size. That's like a third of a bush. This is how big a decent is. Flying at you at what speed?

Fast. He leaves out the point where he points it at his fucking face. No. It's alright, but theoretically if there's no lead to it, you're able to point at the target and hit the thing. When I'm throwing something, it's a little bit different because I've got to lead it. I've got to shoot under it. But when it's coming at you really fast, it's super easy. It's just a point-blank hold. You hold it on it. Let's have everyone in this room do this

Easy shot. It looks difficult. Dalton can do it and he can't see anything. Now Dalton can see fucking an ant fart. Look at the glasses on that guy. Look at those glasses. Dalton's got a better zoom lens than a fucking Samsung cell phone. You got four times in your face. Anybody can do it. Ask the...

Hubble telescope. Yeah, it's two of them. Alright. Alright, so the clay pigeon thing, it's kind of cool, but...

We got the idea to pull a string on a paintball gun facing me and I was gonna try to shoot the paintball before it hit me. Fuck you, don't tell me you actually did it. I actually did it, but a fucking iPhone won't pick it up. The paintball is going too fast. You shot a fucking paintball at me? I did it and we're gonna have the ballistic high speed come out and do it. So I'm shooting a paintball gun. The shitty part is what happened to the nine-year-old shooting with the paintball gun. Yeah, that guy's fucking what? We got the paintball. We curved the bullet.

If you've never seen his content, to give you an idea of how good he is at shooting, you had to go through a training course from YouTube for animal cruelty. I did do that. Why did you have to do that? Well, see...

A giant fucking carpenter bee was flying around at the range and we were trying to shoot a video and it's very interrupting. It sounded like an Apache helicopter and Dalton's like, hey, shoot the wings off that thing. So I'm like, all right. It did a pass and I shot the wings off of it and I posted it because that's fucking awesome.

youtube did not take kindly of that they made me uh take a like a two-hour animal abuse course to be able to keep my channel which is crazy it's a carpenter bee like that's a pest so next time don't wing it yeah you're right some guys got an entire channel taking out carpenter bees he uses like a knife and a pair of scissors do you know what i'm talking about i think no he holds like this is entire gasoline on

Oh, yeah. But I can shoot one, which is some bullshit. No, you didn't shoot one. You shot its wings. Yes. It's cruel. Okay, that is a little bit torture. I killed it right away. I put it out of its misery. How do you get good enough to shoot the wings off a flying bee? At that point, it's a buck. I'm obviously aiming at the bee and just happened to hit the wings, and it was cool. You shot a fucking bee out going at you. But you get lucky too often for it to be luck. I am probably the most lucky faggot.

Other than that guy you had last on the podcast, I'm number two. I get lucky so fucking often with the shots. Eventually it quits being luck. How many rounds have you shot a month? That's what I was just going to say. There is one thing that's not been mentioned yet. When did you start shooting? When I was eight. How many rounds a month do you think you've shot on average? A week. On average? A week. How often? It depends. Pre-channel or both. Give me both. Five to ten thousand. It depends.

A week? No, a month. Sorry. How many before the channel? How do you afford that? $2,000, $3,000.

Yeah. That's all he does, I think. Dude, it's been my addiction since I was an S-I-O. He's a psychopath. Do you want to know what? I went to play Call of Duty with this asshole. He's good at that, too? He's like, I like to sit down after a long day of shooting guns and filming by playing a video game where I shoot digital guns. I thought I was, like, okay at Call of Duty. I was, like, eight and three. I was like, I'm doing pretty good. I looked at the scoreboard. He's 29 and one. What?

When you look around, is it just MOA dots? No. Actually, I can't see shit right now. It's really fucking dusty out today. My eyes feel like swarming a little bit. We're going to the backyard right now. We'll see you guys next time. You guys want to wrap? Yeah. Cody, all night. All right, guys. Thanks for being here today. I'm joined on the Unsubscribe podcast by Eli Doubletap.

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