207 - Nic's New Show & Brandon Makes A Confession | Unsubscribe Podcast Ep 207
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Say hi to Eli. He's racially ambiguous and random. His hair is fucking fabulous and donut. A dark, dope disposition. And there's a fat electrician. Welcome to Unsubscribe.

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I've been drinking for a while. You all have. No, we don't drink. No one has. We all expected to just take it easy today because your flight is this morning. I should be home by now, but apparently Iowa decided to be cool if it snowed 12 inches. This was our sober up day.

yeah it was your wife's like we saw the pictures that your wife was sending you where it's just white the sky is white the ground is white like you can't get away from that shit so you just can't go home right now pretty much now i'm forced to stay here and drink with my friends it's a horrible thing this sucks dude work i'm sorry man i'm stranded at work

As your dad cracks a beer. As my dad cracks a beer in the studio audience. A fate worse than death. Three, two, one. Welcome to the Unsubscribe Podcast today, boys. I am joined today by Eli Doubletap, fat electrician, Brandon Herrera, myself, donut operator. We are doing a boys episode today. Just us. We're hanging out. Do we want to stop the dogs? Both! That's not... My dog's fine. No, he's barking too. There.

All right. I will go outside and I will string him to death. Yeah, we should. Let's just keep going. It'll be fine. I think Eli, if it gets on your nerves. Yeah. Yeah. I'll just go out there. Take him, you know, take him down. Oh, nice and peaceful again. Cody's auditioning for the ATF. Yeah. Yeah.

Dog targets. Doggy-types popping. Yeah, my friend wanted to be the director of it, and I felt like I should just get ahead of the game. You know, boop, boop, boop, boop. Show up to the ATF interview. All right, how many dogs do I have to shoot before I can carry guns on planes? God. It's like the fucking Chuck E. Cheese. It's like, how many tickets do you have to get before I get the big stuffed one? How much have you guys drank? Don't worry about it.

Really not bad. We're running on no sleep, I think is the problem. Yeah, we all slept like four hours. We were up until like 3, 4 a.m. in the morning. Yeah, the past three days have been just a heavy one for us because we did Dimo's last video ever. Allegedly. We're sad he's going away, allegedly. And then we just, you know, all the boys are in town at the same time, so we're just hanging out and not sleeping. And then Eli hits us up this morning.

And says, we're doing one more. I'm not. It's not your fault. It's because God decided to come all over, you know, Iowa. He has such a way with words. Can't help it. You heard it here from Cody. God wanted me to be here to film this podcast. I'm still not entirely convinced that this isn't one very, very elaborate April Fool's joke from Demo Matt. The timing is impeccable. What I said he should do is like he should release a video on April 1st.

Was that his original plan? Well, what I think he should do is just say, I'm just kidding, guys. I'm not retiring. I'm going to be around for plenty more years and then never upload again. That'd be so good. That's gaslighting the audience would be really good. It's like, see, he did. Wait, I don't know.

confuse everyone with that on the day it releases. I like that. You told me your last video idea and it's fucking incredible. We're not going to talk about it. My last video is going to be dope. It was the best send off I've ever heard in my life. I've been planning it since the beginning. We can't tell anyone about that. I know. I don't know it. You guys will see it one day years from now, but I approve. It's very, very clever. I got like 60% of the way through a brain. I'm like,

Oh, that's going to be awesome. Dude, I hope it's better than mine. What's your send off? I was going to make someone do fentanyl with a nil on their neck and then blame it on my knee on the red. This is going to be Cody Slaps. The hardest part is finding a man named Borge.

We probably... So what are we keeping in these episodes? I don't know anymore. I don't know. I'm sorry, B-Li. I'm chilling right now. I'm glad you all are having a good time. Can I tell you my last video? We can just edit it out. We'll cut this part. Start right now. What was your favorite part of this week? Oh...

I have no idea. Driving out to not getting pulled over. That was, I didn't get a ticket. I'm happy with that. I just hanging out with everyone. Seeing like literally everyone at demos having a good time shooting tanks, shooting guns, blowing shit up, everyone getting along. And then that you missed it. The prime rib.

that was really good. That is the one thing I was like, he's going to be pissed. He missed the prime rib. Did anybody, I'm happy. I got to meet like a lot of people there. I haven't met before. Cause Roman Atwood was out there. I've never met him in person. That was super cool to meet him. Um,

A couple of other people were out there. Cletus McFarlane. Yeah, Cletus was there. Weston. Weston was cool as shit. Oh, Jigga with Jordan was there. Jigga with Jordan. Yeah. Weston's the guy that, like, LS swaps everything. He, like, bought a fucking U.S. military Humvee, drove it all the way across the U.S., and then LS swapped it. Wait, is he the one that was, like, redneck science? Yeah. Yeah.

That dude, he's awesome. His camera dude? Don't know your name, but holy shit, your autistic level of camera detail. That's his brother. Bro, he knew cameras. I was like, oh, me, oh. Oh, shit. Okay, what the fuck? I've never heard Eli say that about literally anyone else ever. Right? I would. You would go to Christopher Nolan's cinematographer and just be like, what a dipshit.

That guy knew everything. He's like, oh, the C70. Oh, but that's the DGI. Not the DGI. The D... Whatever sensor it is.

Yeah, he knew the specific sensor I had. That retard didn't even know about the hidden f-stop, the secret Konami code you can do on this camera. This f***ing psychopath. I showed him because I bought the new version of like DJI's GoPro, the Action 5 for my vlog camera for my Patreon shit. And he's like, oh, is it cool? And I was like, oh, yeah, I think it's pretty cool. Whatever they say, it's the best one. I showed it to him.

has one today right over there i showed it to him yesterday he has one he's like yeah i watched all the videos it's all programmed it's perfect give me yours and then he did stuff to it and now it's better i don't know what happened way to go your dad's just it's a great camera you show me something cool and now i know it i'm like this is a dope fucking camera what a week though boys what a great week you guys enjoy what was your favorite part i mean nick's dad watching there at full volume on the podcast yeah that's pretty dope

Me and Brandon getting a concussion together. Oh, that's not better. Oh, yeah, you guys got TBIs together. Yeah, that was fine. Eat an avocado. Eat an avocado. It's fine. That fire blast. What are the comments on that? I don't know. I haven't checked it. So they uploaded them. It's fine. Again, put up the fucking video of just you all getting blasted by fire. It's just, well, it's like, Brandon, it looks like you're standing like adjacent to the fire.

I'm standing in the vent of the bubble break. What gun was that that you guys shot that you all got TBIs? So it was a German Pac-40, and apparently it is the last firing one left in the world. Jeez. So incredibly cool opportunity. I'm actually very jealous that you got to shoot it because that's really cool. I don't think I would want to shoot it now, actually, having been next to the break. I mean, you experienced the worst part. Yeah, that was rough. You got to push and deliver.

What's up? You got punched in the liver. It straight up felt like a grown ass man slapped you in the liver firing that gun. Like you thought you died. It was rough. Well, cause like it was, it's like moon dust out at drive tank. So like I pulled the string, it hurt and then I couldn't see anything. I was like, Oh no, things went wrong. An error has occurred. Yeah.

Just vomit blood. It's the same thing that fucking Scott and Adam felt immediately after a trigger pull. It's, oh, something has transpired. Oh, yeah, they did. I can't wait to see that in slow-mo.

Also your reactions in slow-mo. I've seen it. I've seen the slow-mo. It's pretty dope. Also, the drive tanks guys made me feel really stupid because the whole time we were out there, we shot the Pac-40 last, so we shot all the tanks first. And the whole time I was like, how the f*** are these guys sighting in the tanks? Because they were hitting ahead.

With a tank, which is pretty impressive. I was like, what the fuck kind of optics, a sighting system do they have in a Sherman tank from 1946? And it was like, what the fuck's going on? And then they started lining up the Pac-40 for the shot. Well, the Pac-40 is just the gun. And they just opened up the fucking chamber. And the dude's like looking down the barrel. He's like a little to the left, just literally bore sighting in real life. I was like, oh, that makes perfect sense. I'm an idiot. I mean, if you want to know where it's going...

That's how they were doing it. Accurate every time. See, that was a good-ass time. Except the Sherman. They couldn't be accurate with the Sherman. They wouldn't let us shoot that. They made us shoot the Walker Bulldog. What was wrong with the Sherman? Well, the Sherman's the last driving, firing Sherman on Earth, and they believe it's the most fired Sherman ever. Oh! The Sherman 76-millimeter barrels are rated for, like, 200 rounds. They said that one has over 5,000 rounds.

So it's basically smoothbore at this point? They're like, we can't guarantee shit. It straight up is smoothbore. Like 6.5 Creedmoor is shit after 5,000 rounds. Imagine a 3,000 foot per second tank projectile in a barrel made in 1941. Yeah. My face is getting itchy. I like it. Oh, God. That fuck. Your echelon. I like spicy energy drinks, damn it. You're second. I'm...

The brown guys don't even like spicy energy drinks. It's perfect. How is that perfect? Because spicy energy drinks operate on the same principle as spicy food. Do I like spicy food? It's okay, but it's way more cool because I don't have to share with my wife. Okay? She's Mexican. Huh? Guatemalan. I was raised by white people. Calm down. My wife thinks mayonnaise is spicy. All right, calm down. I was about to say mayonnaise is spicy, but...

I just don't understand the concept of like, I'm also not one of those guys that likes the tahini on the rim of like a beer or whatever. Oh, it's delicious. I can't do it. The tahini dos Equis. Bro, you like, that wakes you up. Bro. It's like a smelling salt. It's watermelon Thai chili flavored. Actually, my course, I mean. Watermelon Thai chili. Actually, what is the flavor? See, it doesn't smell bad. I don't. I'll try some Ibaka.

Oh, that might actually be kind of fun. That's why I was like, you know what? Let's mix and match. Yeah, it's one of the things of all time. Oh, God. Can I try it? Because I think you now have some ownership. Yeah, I bought into it. I love this energy drink. It's aggressive. It has prebiotics. Oh, no. Capsian. Health feeling. My lips are so dry from being at Oxfam for three days. That probably stung. That stung quite a lot.

Also, it tastes like shit. No, it's delicious. I mean, it's aggressive. It's not for everybody. I'll be honest, but I like it. I think it's probably, if you like Tahini, you'd probably like that a lot. Okay. With the vodka, it's not. Oh, there's a spice. Yep. Not spice. Capsian. Capsaicin. Capsaicin? Capsaicin. Capsaicin. Capsaicin. Good. Echelon. It'll make you immune to pepper spray. I think. Oh.

Hello. What is that? You mean my ass? That's nice too, but I was talking about the jeans. Oh, you mean my true classic jeans. They look form-fitting. Well, Eli, they're the most comfortable, best-fitting jeans I've ever worn in my life. By the way, your arms are looking jacked right now. They're made to look good on the most important areas for a man, like their arms and chest. Can it help me in all departments? No.

It seems they have something for everyone, Cody. Yeah, not only do they have casual wear, they have active wear and cold weather wear. You mean like fleece hoodies, jeans, button-ups, stuff like that? Yeah, you can basically build an entire wardrobe in five minutes from their website. Yo, true classic. Not gonna lie, we put in a lot of effort in the materials we use. If y'all want to work together and make a

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Whether you're bundling up for the cold or getting ready for the spring, level up your style with clothes that actually fit right. Just head on over to trueclassic.com slash unsub to save and look cool as fuck. For a surprise discount, use code unsub over at trueclassic.com. You know birds don't taste spicy things. Really? Yeah. Why? Did you ask one? Yeah, dude. This bird told me the other day.

I was drunk as shit. It was awesome. Some birds, they don't sense. Was it the crows from Dumbo that told you that, Cody? The only reason things are spicy is because it developed spice so people wouldn't eat it or animals wouldn't eat it. Watch me, bitch. We're like, yeah, we'd love this shit. Especially the Mexicans. Then we invented India. Yeah.

Wait, how does spice work with humans? It's not actually spicy or hot. It is our receptors and our brain react to it, and that's what creates the warming in the body. I need a double check. I have no fucking idea. This could be an urban legend, but what I heard is that the reason why you see spicy foods in regions close to the equator is because it tricks your brain into...

like jump-starting your cooling systems or whatever. So there's a reason why like Indians, Mexicans, like all everywhere around the equator. None of those people are cool. What are you talking about? I was saying, are brown people real? Jesus Christ. Are brown people real? 2025 donut operator colorized. Literally.

Can't wait for your next run in Congress. The hausentation from spicy food isn't a true temperature change, but rather the activation of pain receptors in the mouth. Triggered by components like capsaicin. Good. I remember something. Stupid shit I learned. Dude, I think that the weirdest part of my life, we keep talking about synchronicity and we keep running into all these weird things. Cody, put this to your hair. This way. This way.

One more time. I got you. Now you look sharp. You look like a sharp young man. You look like Albert Einstein three seconds ago. I'm only here to impress everyone. Hey, you guys dressed different today, too. I feel like I'm going to get attacked by Agent Smith the entire episode this time. We did it. I was going to say, they just switch faces with their bodies. Oh, my God. You said you're...

Where were you going with that? Oh, no, I was just going to talk about fucking smoking head curry. Well, I started I started a skate shop in Fort Mill, South Carolina. And little do I know the dude that has a hot sauce store beside me. It's that dude that invented the Carolina Reaper and like all sorts of other peppers. And he does all the hot sauces for hot ones.

It's just the smallest world ever. We didn't even talk about that. I thought Jesus invented the Carolina Reaper. What? To what? I thought Jesus invented the Carolina Reaper. No, no, no, no. Smoking head curry invented the Carolina Reaper. Isn't it like a crossbred? That was wild. Yeah. Cause like I started a skate shop and I started like, I started cooking and I started doing cooking stuff on my vlog channel and

And I was like, oh, dude, this guy has a hot sauce store up here. So I went up to his house, his hot sauce store, got to talking to him. And he's like, yeah, I invented the Carolina Reaper and invented this and invented this and invented this. So he crossed like cross pollinated a bunch of.

a bunch of crazy shit. And so that was a small world type thing. And then we ran into someone the other day. Ever. We didn't even tell that. And like any of that, we were like, because it was, you didn't know about this. No, Sean, Evan, phone number. And then, uh, Ryan Trahan. What's that little blonde kid's name? Ryan, Ryan, Trey, Trey, uh,

We went to a lot of weird YouTube. Yeah. Yeah. So you were not here at that time. I was in San Francisco for the. Yeah. You did the Young Americans for Liberty thing. So, I mean, Eli went up to Austin to a YouTube event and we ran into Sean Evans, who's, you know, does hot ones. Of course, we ran into Ryan Trahan, who's one of the biggest up and coming YouTubers ever. Fuck. We were in a, uh,

Who ran the event? Rhett and Link did it? Dude, I'm getting the pictures and the text updates as you guys are doing this event. I'm over here in San Francisco stepping over human shit. And I'm like, God damn it. Of course, of course I had to miss out on that. The whole time me and Eli were like, God damn, I wish Brandon was here. Well, you're in Austin stepping over human shit.

We were like heroin needles and all that stuff. Same, same, but different. Same, same, but hotter. Same, same, but less taxes. It was getting an invite to one of those random YouTubers. It's like, do you want to show up? And for the most part, shows the one that put it together. She's like, hey, do you guys want to go to this? I was like, what? What is it? And it's like, whoa, it's a YouTube thing. I was like, but what is it? Normally, those summits are basically for people who aren't. Yes.

like big creators. It's just like, Oh, do you want to be a YouTuber? Essentially is what those usually are. Career day. Yeah. Pretty much. And it's just like, Oh, show up and random. But this was a lot like we were in line in the right train was like two ahead of us.

Like, yo, there's some big. And then Rhett and Link behind us. Oh, this is like big boy YouTubers right now. We walk in. They're serving free drinks. We get all that shit. It was food, drinks. And then they made that weird ass milk drink, but filtered it a whole bunch. Skittles milk something. And it was Skittles milk sounds disgusting. I thought that too. I was like, fuck off. I'm not drinking that. Mythical Kitchen. Wait a minute.

Did it taste like the milk after you eat a bowl of Fruity Pebbles? No, because it got rid of... I don't know. It was a weird... I was like, Fruity Milk sounds gross. Wait a minute. Hold on. It was not bad, though. The post-Fruity Pebbles milk is actually kind of delicious. Maybe they're onto something. I'm just thinking of the fucking Sam Elliott. Show me the tits on a Skittle. What?

Dude, it was... Show me the tits on his skull. It was fun walking out because we're leaving... What's going on with the shirt? We left at the end of the night and Sean Evans, he was like, you're the guy that does the body camera footage with the comp stuff. I was like, yeah, dude, what's up? Nice to see you. He's like, I've been watching your videos for a minute now. It was cool. Fucking wild. It was a bunch... WME, thank you for having...

That network there, I didn't realize they also manage Sean Evans and a lot of other of the big guys. So that put that network together. And then me and Cody grabbing a drink. I was like, oh, Sean Evans is behind you. He's like, what? He turns, he's like, oh, fuck. Oh, that is actually Sean Evans. I was like, yeah, what the fuck?

I'm just picturing, because I wasn't there, I'm just picturing him like a Pokemon where you turn around and you're just, Sean Evans. Sean? Sean Evans? Evans, Sean. Matt Damon. We were the oldest people there. We were absolutely the oldest people there. Really? Fuck yeah. Because what, I'm 37, you're 40 now. We were just like, we didn't know what to do with our hands. We were like, okay. Everyone was young. That's actually how we started the combo with Sean was, hey, like, we're, uh...

The agent. Oh, shit, the old people are here. Whose dad are you? Yeah, exactly. Well, it was the agent. I was like, oh, old people, what's up? Everyone's young. They start laughing. And he's like, oh, what do you do? He's like, content creator for you, WME.

I was like, oh, shit, who do you work with? Grayson or them? He's like, you know Grayson? I was like, yeah, there are guys. And then Sean was like, oh, Cody, I know you. I fucking know you from somewhere. Oh, you do the murder on YouTube. I want to come shoot guns. I'm just picturing you have to do those stupid team building, the gay team building exercises. It's like Eli stands up and is like, all right, say two interesting facts about yourself. Like, hi, I'm Eli. I, um...

I shot a man before most of you were born. Sit back down. Room full of fucking YouTube kids. He was like, I play guitar. Eli's funny. He's like, hi, I'm Eli. I weigh probably the lightest. I can bench press more than most of you and I have a handicap placard for parking. So my son's autistic. Ask him about destinations.

Dude, especially after seeing Ryan Trahan there, everyone was just young as shit there. How old is he? 24. God, he's young. 19 million subs. Yeah, exactly. He's pushing 19 million subs. Because Jimmy, Mr. Beast, helps him out with his stuff a lot. Because he's like what? Jimmy's like what, 27 now? Something like that. Ancient. Yeah.

Also, Rhett is fucking monstrous. Just tall? He was tall. He was two steps down. Yeah, we were sitting at the edge of the bar where there were three steps. Yeah, he's 6'6", 6'7", or something like that. He was a monster on high. God damn, bro. Funny story, I went to the same college as Rhett and Link. Did not know that. Middle of nowhere, Buies Creek, North Carolina, Campbell University. They were Campbell boys.

They put on a good event. They were sweethearts and they provided drinks and it was just a fun time. It was a fun time. I will give them a shout out for that. They put on that event and they went and walked to every group of people and talked to each and every group. That was really cool to see. I was like, okay, that's really nice. Very nice people. It's really nice that they're willing to network in a room full of celebrities. When you put it like that.

Sorry. That was not shade thrown. I just thought that was really funny. They also had other people. I used to watch, like, I mean, that's kind of crazy because, like, growing up, like, in high school and whatnot, we used to watch, like, Good Mythical Morning and stuff like that and just kind of... I didn't know, like, Sav's the only person that introduced me to this. Really? I never watched or heard of them before that. And then Sav's like, oh, this is my thing. And then it's like, oh, hey. I told her, like, three days before. I was like, oh, yeah, we're going to a little party thing. She's like, okay, fine.

It's mind-blowing. It's like classical YouTube, but like their ad for the spanner, like the catheter. They did like a fake catheter ad, like pretending to be old people. God, that skit's probably over 10 years old now. Oh, shit. No, it's just old school YouTube shit. They do music videos like you. Like, Sav didn't realize you used to do music videos. Back when the algorithm still rewarded three and a half minute content that used copyrighted backing tracks.

Can't really do that anymore. Yeah, they play like Free Bird every year. Yeah, as they get older, they are less impressed. What do you guys got going on in the future, though?

What videos are we making next, boys? Death. Wait, what? Videos? Yeah. I'm running out of things. When I was 19, I wrote a checklist. It was pretty short. You guys got welcome to the podcast. We're all just fucking tired now. Yeah. I'm awake. Eli's drinking an Echelon right now. I knew the Mexican half of them would love it. You're going to be able to do math so fast now? I'm actually going to try that mixed with...

i'm trying to mix with vodka see if that's any better but drink the echelon i don't it's the it's the healthiest energy drink for you all right and now you're just using talking points oh it's true is it really no like legit very clean it's legit it's between this and jaco go for the healthiest energy drinks you can drink there's only there's 300 milligrams of caffeine yeah this is aggressive

Me. It's an aggressive energy drink. But there's only seven ingredients that aren't active, whereas most other energy, like C4 and Monster, actually have over 20. It's all just niacin, makes your skin burn. Yeah, it's niacin. It's basically pre-workout in a can, if we're being honest, but I'm very drunk. Oh, that's got niacin in it, like a bunch of niacin. It's got niacin, beta-ally, and that's why my face is itchy right now. It's a great time. My favorite, natural Thai chili pepper extract. Delicious with the sucrose.

That's an active ingredient. Whoever owns Echelon is very, aside from you as well, very, very big fan of spice. I love it. Spicy food. You want to know what our new flavor is? You'll hate communists 300 times faster. This is true. Oh, that got some. Got some spunk. Yeah. I always forget. I haven't drank it. I'll take a sip at Cody's house and then completely forget. Which, by the way, Echelon, thank you for sending me all the drinks I don't drink.

This is like that. Have you seen that? The bit from Shane Gillis's podcast?

where uh they did the the better help ad and it was like it was like their last better help ad it was like the shittiest ad read and they were just laughing about the ad read the whole time it's like this is why they're not sponsored anymore what'd they go on that's one that could be hilarious if you just i don't remember it well enough i just remember like they were just like oh yeah totally helps my ptsd uh this is what oh i did have a question have you guys watched b is it bbc

Not Big Black Hawks. Then in that case, no. Definitely not. The British channel. British Broadcasting Network. Basically, Socialist Fox News. Yeah, whatever. I get what you're saying. Go on. Okay, okay. Their SAS show. About the world. There's a fucking... They have a series about the...

Does he have to do something with a friend of ours? I have a list of things I don't trust, and the British is pretty high up there. Does it start with Christian Schmackhead? Yeah. After hearing how they treated him, I'm not a huge fan. Wasn't a huge fan to begin with. Definitely not now.

When did the SAS come about? World War II? Yeah, it was prior to World War II. It's following that time frame. That was a Churchill thing, right? That was the Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare. Oh, one of the coolest movies ever, except there's a huge queer in it, too. Cody's just violent today. Oh, I'm sorry. Even the one guy that plays the most violent actor of all time, but...

He also does not want anyone to have assault rifles. That's funny. It's like, yeah, when you're built like him, yeah, he's like, oh, I don't understand the need. It's like, yeah, well, no shit. It's for people like you. Oh, is that the guy that plays Reacher? Yeah. This huge anti-gun guy? Yeah. Oh, that's upsetting. I just watched a really funny interview about him getting the role for Reacher. Yeah, it's so good. He was talking about it, and he's like, yeah, I was really nervous because...

the director wanted somebody that was like anatomically exactly what Reacher was in the books or whatever. And Reacher's like six, eight. And he's like, I'm only six, four. And I'm, I'm like 30 pounds lighter than Reacher is in the book, but he's just yoked to the gills. And he's like, so I was really nervous when I went in for the acting portion of the casting. And I had a lav mic on that. I just put on, they didn't put it on me. And I went and I did my whole set and,

And they made me refilm it because they were getting like some weird interference in the audio that sounded like a boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. He's like, my heart was beating so hard, so fast, it fucked up the audio. So they made me redo it. And he's like, they asked if I had a mic on. He's like, no. And then he like turned around and threw the mic behind the stage and redid it and got the role. So I was like, that's pretty fucking hilarious. That's pretty funny. I just hate it. Like guys like that are just like, I don't understand why you'd need a gun. It's like, yeah, well, when some...

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And then he just... I was like, this is fucking hilarious. I'm just trying to help girls get home to their cars. His name is Bing Brout. I have a really funny idea for a Pepperbox special.

What's that?

And then like after a minute or two, like the creepy 35 comes up. It's like, oh yeah. What's your name? Oh yeah. Your mom told me to come pick you up. Like blatantly trying to abduct this girl in front of this other person to see how they react. And they never do. I want us to do an inception where we hire a film crew to do that. And they think they're pranking a random person, but the random person is JD delay. Yeah.

And they don't know that. And JD doesn't know that either. And we just see what happens. So we're like, hey, JD, can you be at this park bench? We got a thing we want to film with you. Blah, blah, blah. The gang instigates a murder.

JD Delay goes back to prison? That's the logo. Back to prison. What a thumbnail. There's conveniently a wood chipper like three feet from the park bench. Alright, you make it one other level of Inception deeper. The actor doesn't know JD Delay is going to be there either. Are you just speedrunning Arcana skill at this point?

It's just like a wood chipper's next to him. He like set that portion in. He's like, so I'm just chucking. Patty Main. Have you ever heard of him? Yeah. That's it. So it's a show about him. I don't know. Patty Main's dope. So the...

They did an entire series about it. It's on season two. Who did? BBC. For military, from the clips I've seen, I actually wouldn't watch. I was going to ask you guys if any of you have seen it. But it is... I've never heard of it. Fucking... We'll just... Chase, you're going to have to cut this one. Like...

What was Paddy made of? According to this, he led an awesome team, SAS, respected the f*** out of him, but also a complete shitbag. He's just, I mean, he's the classic case of like the dude that you want in war. I mean, he's like Jake McNasty or like a lot of the other guys that I do videos on where it's just like, this is the f***.

that, like, we're not going to tolerate him in a time of peace, but in a time of war, it's like he's just so f***ing good, you just kind of got to put up with it. Yeah, it's like in gentlemanly warfare. Yeah, exactly. It's like if any of us went back into war right now, it's like we don't want to be here, and we're going to be f***ing gnarly about everything that happens. I'm not going to shave my face, and I'm not going to f***ing put up with a lot of s***. Dude, that's my... Like, if I...

I think like my goal right now is I really, really want Mel Gibson to do another movie. And I want him to bring me on as a technical advisor for literally any story I've ever done a video on and have a Mel Gibson directed movie of any war hero I've ever done. And I just want to be a technical advisor and an extra. Can I, I'm going to do something right now, guys, if you know, Taylor Sheridan, uh,

Who directed... Yellowstone. Sicario, Sicario 2, Yellowstone, Wind River, all of that. Reach out to us. Because we can all act. And we can all write. Especially Nick, that comes to a historical role. Please.

Plus, you've been trying to get into the writing thing for a while. Yeah. I'm down. I'll act. All right. I want to do that shit. Nick wants to write historical stuff. Because you've just been talking about wanting to learn from a writer like Taylor Sheridan. Yeah. Because his stuff is rad. Dude, I've got a job now. I don't care. I will sit to the side and watch you write and direct. It would be kind of cool. Well, what was the movie? You showed me the clip. I've never seen the movie, but it's about the bank robbers.

Yeah. Hell or high water. So like you showed me the fight scene outside the gas station and you pointed it out after the fact, but there's this fight scene in the gas station and the dude's sitting in the car and the dude, like some guy pulls up the gun is like talking smack. And then his partner comes around and like, you think there's the shit out of the guy. You'd think there's 10 of me. And then Cody pointed out and he's like, what you don't see is the dude sitting in the car that didn't move the whole time. Do those just like acting lazy and being super bad-ass and,

he had a gun in his hand the whole time. So like he was always in control of the situation, but like they never bothered to point it out. You just had to notice it. And like, that's the type of shit that I would want to do in an actual war movie. Yeah. It was like all those little, little tiny details where it's like, you could watch it four times, never catch it. And the fifth time you would catch and be like, Oh shit.

I never noticed that part before. Well, it's like, I'm a published author. I have 500 written articles. I have over a thousand YouTube videos that comes to that. And that's the one thing I noticed. So it was like, oh yeah, he was in control of the situation. Yeah. Have you seen that be like, no, I need to watch that one. I've never heard of that. Is it a movie? Yeah. Hell or high water. That one scene is fucking brilliant.

Oh, yeah. It's under control the entire time. It's those little details. That's like the little shit. Like every, uh, so like the, like the one thing that's always bothered, I think band of brothers did it for a second, but like paratroopers in world war two, like when they jumped into Normandy, like they had a whole protocol about like how to advance, uh,

and identify each other because they were so scattered. So they had a little tiny clicker. You know like the dog training clickers that you can buy? They called it Cricket? They called it Crickets.

They had crickets and that's how they would signal each other. And if you had a cricket, you would hit it and then like they would hit theirs back and then you would yell a challenge word and they would respond with the answer. And it was like thunder or lightning was the challenge word and they would have to respond with thunder or flash or flash. And they did that on purpose because the Germans couldn't say thunder. It would be dunder. So then they would know that even if the Germans knew the code word, they wouldn't be able to

pronounce thunder so like little shit like that well it's like it's like the technical director on um fuck what's the one with jake gyllenhaal uh which jarhead no no no the cop movie oh uh end of watch yeah end of watch he's sitting there talking to the dude remember he fights the guy he takes his he takes his badge off and fights the guy but next time they see him he's got his hand up on the window he's got his gun underneath his arm

So I would do that as a cop. If someone came up and talked to me, I would pull my gun out and just have it underneath my arm. It's like, yeah, you want to try anything? It's not going to work out for you, bubba. And it's like little technical things like that. It's so cool to see in movies. When you have good directors, you're... I mean, fucking Tarantino's really into this. Tarantino with the three thing? Dude, he is. Yeah.

His little detail is insane. Yeah, because he knew that Polish people did three like this and not like this, and that's how the Germans identified it. It's like, those tiny little details are so cool. I'm just thinking of, still back to your thunder flash, the whole thing. Or flash thunder. Imagine fighting the Japanese. Deck the halls with bowels of holly! Fa-la-la-la-la. Fa-la-la-la-la. Fa-la-la-la-la. Boom!

Your favorite clothing brand, Remit. Ruh-roh-raggy. Oh, no. Did I tell you what I talked Jake into? No. For Pepperbox? He's going to let Pepperbox fund it?

What is it? Have you ever watched Deadliest Warrior? Yep. It was like my favorite show in high school where they had like, what would happen if a Viking fought a ninja? Where you play hooky from school and just watch that for three hours straight on Spike TV or whatever. Yeah. And like when it was like Special Forces, they had like actual Delta guys. But for like pirates and ninjas, it was just like a bunch of dudes they found at the fucking mall talking about how deadly a katana is. That's how ballistic dummies got cool. Yeah, literally. I'm pretty sure that started that whole business. That and YouTubers.

So, and then like at the end of the show, they had the, the, the very technical AI simulation, whatever, where actors would like reenact a battle or whatever. Uh, I just want to do like three to five minute cut scenes of the end of the battle, uh,

And I have a, I have a buddy that grew up in Japan. He's Japanese speaks English and Japanese, like super fluent, but, and he's been doing jujitsu for five years with me. So I want to bring him out and we're going to get him dressed up in an Imperial Japanese uniform. And I'm going to be in army GI uniform. And we're going to have like a three minute fight to the death. That's going to devolve into a jujitsu match at the end.

At the end of it. And then if that goes good. Ideally we're going to bring Admin out to be an SS guy. And then we'll just like bring out different. And basically just recreate the end scene. Of Deadliest Warrior. With these cool fights. So basically bring Admin out to be himself. Yeah. I will say. It's now on my algorithm. Of course. Watching medieval fights. This one dude. He just recreates what medieval fights would actually.

actually be like against peasants they're gnarly bro they are violent knights were fighting it's gnarly dude they're because they're just like beating the shit out of each other it's dougriss don't go to dougriss no we got dougriss it's just dinner oh my god he's still big now he's still got the puppy he's still got the puppy breath

Guess what? You're part of the podcast now. Oh, this is the first time introducing Douglas to the podcast. No, I think it is. We brought him on before. We brought him on last time I was here. He was much smaller. He's like doubled in size. This is bigger Douglas. Level 2 Doug. Level 2 Doug is here. Now I need to find that medieval fights because that was... It'd be the peasants versus one medieval knight. And it's not scripted. So it is. You guys just go...

And take each other down. The only time you're dead is if they pin you down and stab you with a dull knife in the fucking neck. Just like real life. Yeah. But otherwise, you're like, oh, this is fucking brutal. There's a really good movie on Netflix. I think it's a Netflix original. It's Matt Damon and Adam Driver are the main characters. Oh, that's based off of the two...

Is that based on real life? Yeah, that is an actual... Oh, really? I didn't know that. Yeah, that is actual. The movie is so good. Is it the one that came out a couple years ago? Yeah, it came out a couple years ago. The whole concept of the movie is Matt Damon and Adam Driver are best friends and they're the top knights that get sent out by the king to go conquer shit. And eventually Adam Driver's character becomes more of the political guy that stays back home and

Like does the political side and Matt Damon is like the conqueror out in the field, like just being gritty and gnarly. And he like kind of builds a little bit of resentment. And Adam driver has the hots for Matt Damon's wife. And he ends up, um,

Forcing himself upon her. That's what's crazy. That is the different narrations of it. And that's what actually happened. One was, oh, he graped me. The other was like, no, it was okay. No, this. And so all three stories and they tell it really well. Adam Driver was like, no, she wanted it. And she's like, no, she didn't. So there's ambiguity of what happened kind of thing. Yeah, but Matt Damon is like, Matt Damon basically goes to his wife and is like,

Just like basically, did you cheat on me or not? Because I'm going to kill this guy if he didn't. And she's like, I didn't cheat on you. And he challenged Adam Driver to basically a duel to the death to determine if he was guilty. And the movie ends with Matt Damon and Adam Driver having a night fight to the death. And it devolves into like a real knife fight of like swords and axes aren't effective on plate armor. We're having a grappling match with daggers. We're punching each other with.

Gauntlets. Teeth are falling out and then I stab you in the leg and then I'm stabbing you in the fucking crotch. So basically like both of them die. No, one of them does. I'll let you watch the movie.

One of them definitely dies. I'm just thinking, like, in what year is this, roughly? 1600s? 1400s, 1600s, I don't know. Knights. Knights in plate armor times. Bacteria is still magic. So it's like, after you get stabbed in the femoral and, you know, just, like, cut in 18 different places while you're in, like, pig shit mud. Dude, the wife, they just lock her up and put her on a pedestal. It's like, hey, if your husband dies, we're

hanging you and burning you. It's like, yeah, if your husband...

like you're getting burned for lying about it. Oh, man. And she was pregnant at the time, too. Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's a gnarly movie. It's straight up like Bowser, Princess Peach shit. Yeah. She lost no matter what. Like, that was the crazy thing. It was like the wife, and they're like, what a whore. And then the other side's like, well, either way, she has to stand up here and stand in front of the court and watch this battle. Her husband's going to die or not. But if the husband wins...

She was innocent. She's fine. Yeah. Oh, okay. But it tells, like, that's what's crazy. It's all three perspectives. So her perspective is like, oh, I'm getting graped. And then Matt Damon's perspective, he doesn't like his wife. It's like, oh, he, like, hit her. Pushed out on her kind of thing? It's back in the day when it was like she's property. So he, like, slaps her. It's like, why'd you let the grape happen? Like, hits her. Why'd you fight back? Wild sentence. Yeah. Dude. Dude. Dude.

It's a wild movie, but it's really good. We used to be a proper country. That wasn't our country. I don't care. Dude, same principles apply. Cody's like, let's go back to pre-Minocta. That was pretty cool. Yeah, dude, like public hangings.

My, uh, the town I graduated high school and had one of the last public hangings in the U S really, you know, last are fucking two weeks ago. We just had the first public execution with a gunfire. Yeah. Since like 20, 2010, at least they did want a while back in Idaho, but this was like the first one in a while.

The guy was a shithead, but he was basically like, I don't want to die by injection because they mess it up sometimes. I don't want to die by getting electrocuted because that would suck. Yeah, that would suck. He's like, I just want to get shot. 105 Howitzer, if I had a choice and you're going to die, I'd be like, okay, let some buddies get some YouTube. Oh yeah, for sure. Jamie, pull up the Garantham clip.

Not the body, I want my head. Oh, don't, it don't matter. Nothing would make me happier than the last thing I see is some drive tanks guy boresighting in the back. Don't move, fucker. The last thing you hear is EARS! EARS! You still go like this. Uh...

Your arms are standing there still. You just breathe, your head's gone. Jesus. Dude, I really don't understand how we don't have, not even public execution, but public humiliation these days. The flogging. Yeah, we're like, if you steal from your neighbor...

The town, we're going to let the town come by and just throw vegetables at you. The town. And no one's going to steal after that. The town I graduated high school in Charles city, Iowa. I think they had a public hanging in like 1959. Like it was one of the most recent ones. There was a dude. I think he was, it was either murder or sexual assault, uh,

And basically, so like in the town, there's a river that runs midway through the town. There's two bridges. It's literally the courthouse and like 80 feet outside the courthouse door, which is also the jail is one of the bridges like main street bridge. Apparently like 200 people just showed up to the jail one night and we're like, we're taking that motherfucker. You letting him do, are you letting us do it? Or are we going to make you let us do it? And the jailers were like,

Fucking, I guess you're taking him. And they walked him outside and threw him over the side of the fucking bridge. Based. Yeah. Done. No, we're done. So Nick can't answer this because I'm pretty sure he knows. When do you think the last execution via guillotine was? Like straight up like 1800. Like an actual, like the big blade coming down. Wasn't it 19? I know. Well, no, Christopher Lee got to witness one.

The actor who passed and also did like Lord of the Rings, like Sith Lord. Oh, the gnarliest fucking actor of all time. He was on Gentlemanly Warfare. He was part of that crew, right? He was in World War II. He was probably like some sort of special forces guy. Oh, no, he was not SAS. Yeah, he was not SAS. No, no, no. It wasn't SAS. SBS? Special Boat Service? Yeah. No, no, no. Am I six or some shit?

SOS, he needs help. British commandos? He killed people. Yeah, it was something like... He was like some variation of special forces in World War II. He was one of the precursors for the SAS and the SBS being brought about. OCS? He was part of Winston Churchill's... Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare? Yeah. He was in the Royal Air Service. Or excuse me, Royal Air Force, so RAF. But he was one of the...

Yeah, precursor to the SAS, which was, yeah, attaining the rank of flight lieutenant specializing in intelligence, including decoding German ciphers and working in the long-range desert group, LRDG. He wrote the book for the SAS to come about, which were like, if you guys don't know it, the SAS is like the Navy SEALs of the British Special Forces, guys. Yeah, SOE.

Special operations executive. When Gray Tongue stabs Sauron, that's when... That's one of my Peter Jacksons. You're going like... And he's like, you don't make sounds. They don't make that sound when you get stabbed in the back. He's like, what are you talking about? How would you know? He's like, because I stabbed you in the back. That was my favorite. He's like, no, they make this noise. And you're like, damn. Damn.

The juxtaposition of him telling the story and Peter Jackson telling the story is my favorite edit. Because it's the same story, but it's just back and forth. He's like, I just really wasn't going to argue with him. Yeah.

What's gonna fight him? What's a Timothy real quick? We edge the audience on the guillotine thing. Oh, yeah, the 19 I would say well actually I think it's in the 70s now that you told this story it's like 76 right 1977 dang. It's where oh, it's in France. I believe so. I yeah, I I thought it was in the 70s But yeah straight up it was the last person to be executed by guillotine was in France and

September 10th, 1977. I would do that. That wouldn't be too bad. For the kidnapping, torture, and murder of Elizabeth Bouquet. Based. Yeah. I don't understand. Dude, how much less crime would there be if we just publicly executed people these days? So instead of doing private prisons, what if we did private executions?

What if we just had like pay-per-views, a special section of Netflix or Amazon Prime? Come watch on Switch TV where you push a button for Dono's on how much, like how they die is just Dono numbers. Let's talk to the South Carolina Correction System about putting that on Pepperbox. Dude, what kills me is like back in the day during like Yellowstone era,

when someone like stole a horse because you're basically still in a man's life and he sold his horse so they would execute horse thieves. Yeah. And back in that day,

They would take you out to the town square and they would just hang you. And people would come from miles around and build picnics around that because it was an event. It was a party. They didn't have phones. Yeah. And they would, so they would, like you would take your family out and have a party and watch some dude just hang. Cause he stole a horse. Funny story about that. Like the, the things you take your fucking family out to. One of my favorite stories is in the beginning of the civil war.

So a battle of First Manassas or Bull Run. Everybody expected this to be like a two-week war. Ended up being like the darkest four years of American history. When both the Confederate and Union armies were marching at each other in Manassas, Virginia, everyone wanted to go see the spectacle that was going to be this new war. And you had families picnicking on a hill overseeing the battle. And there are photos of it.

They straight up like, you want to go see some mass death kids? But like, like every woman who watches Yellowstone and watches all these things that Sheridan especially is making, they romanticize the whole thing. Like, oh, it's so sweet. Like 1883, 1923. These women are so sweet and they're so lovely in this love story. It's like, you don't realize how fucking gnarly it was back then. Property. You were property. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, okay. But back to my point, I would love to see people be executed publicly. We bring this back. So my police department, we stopped. We couldn't stop responding to crimes at a specific Walmart, but it sucked responding there because everyone's taxpayer dollars was going to this one specific Walmart, right?

And it like, you know, if we just took one shoplifter out and just flogged them, they'd probably stop fucking stealing batteries to make meth from that Walmart. Who was it the other day that was just like, like everything's a psyop. They're saying like, yeah, I'm just taking a whole truckload of lithium ion batteries into the hood. An entire cargo container full of double A's.

I don't know. Do you guys want to get deep into this shit? Please. I'm on the train. Don't stop now. Let's see. Let's go for it. We'll see where this rabbit hole goes. Real quick. Real quick. Did you watch The King? Timothee Chalamet?

What's Chalamet do now? The king? Other than be a trade idiot. When it's invading France, the king of England. You told me to watch it. It's terribly unspecific. Dude, that is, again, a really good... If you want to see actual combat, it is at the same level of the movie you were talking about earlier, where it's just violent. And Timothee Chalamet, the guy's like full night and it's muddy because they chose that

Yeah. You told me about this. Yeah. Violent. Cause he's like slipping. He doesn't have traction. So it was like, okay, he walks up fucking disarms him. And then, yeah, you know what? Nothing beats a night's tale. So there's that. That's true. God damn. We will rock you. God, that fucking died early. Heath Ledger. Heath Ledger, man. Also, I found out, you remember the, the, the naked guy, like the, the comedic relief from night's tale. Yeah. That was,

That was Vision and Jarvis from Iron Man. Yeah, dude. Yeah, the herald that was like the hype man. I only watched that movie maybe like three years ago for the first time. Yeah, he's the poet. I was like, whoa. The naked guy. Yeah. I know that voice.

I forgot he was Vision. Holy shit, yeah. Also, classic movie. You've never watched Night Stealth? Just go on. Night Stealth is a brilliant movie, dude. If you want to see him before he died, that's such a good movie. It's not a good movie. It's a fun movie. It's fun. I put it with Starship Troopers. Yeah. It's not a good film.

But it's one of my favorites. But it's objectively awesome. Yeah. It's cool as fuck. They knew about Queen in the medieval times because they're playing He Will Rock You. It's a movie that could have only come out in that same period with Starship Troopers. Like late 90s, early 2000s. It was a different fucking movie. I fucking love that movie. Back on Lord of the Rings for a second.

You know who was originally the first person offered the role of Aragon in Lord of the Rings? Nah, come on, tell us. Russell Crowe. Really? He declined. Guess how much money he was offered to play the role of Aragon. Oh, God. 40 million? That's probably like 30 to 40. 10% of all the rights to Lord of the Rings. That's more than 40 million, Bubba. That's over a billion dollars.

We're talking action figures. Why did he turn it down? Because the director of Lord of the Rings didn't want Russell Crowe to play him. He wanted the guy. What's the guy that played Aragon? He's got a weird name, like Victor V. Viggo Mortensen. Viggo Mortensen.

he actually wanted him to do it and russell crowe just like knew that that's what the director wanted so he just declined the role because he didn't want a role that the director didn't want him in but he's like yeah i missed out on a fuck ton of money did okay so did vigo mortison get 10 of the franchise i don't know i don't know he wasn't nearly as big of a name as russell crowe but russell crowe would have got 10 of the franchise you know how i know it didn't happen because uh vigo's still acting

If he had 10% of Lord of the Rings, he absolutely would not be. He'd be somewhere in Boca Raton. It's like Star Wars. But did you know in that one scene you kicked it home? God, who was... Somebody else got offered to play Gandalf and turned it down. And it was also worth a ridiculous amount of the franchise. Whoever played Star Wars, the original... God dang it. Luke's teacher. Why am I drawing a space? Blink. Obi-Wan Kenobi? Obi-Wan. Who's the actor for it, though? Alec Guinness.

Alec Guinness got 3% of all Star Wars royalty because he took a pay cut and he was like, this is going to be a shit movie. And he hated that role. Hated that role, but made him $200, $300, $400 million. Okay, wasn't Alec Guinness one of the guys that was with Chris Lee who was in the essay or the special forces guy in World War II?

They wanted Sean Connery to be Gandalf, and they offered him a massive sum of money and turned it down. Alec Guinness was in the Royal Navy Volunteer Reserve during World War II. God, those dudes were hard asses. And then there were actors right afterwards. Yep, yep. Damn, that's funny, Eli. He was a fellow seaman. He was a cum diver like me.

That's what they love to be called. Oh, wow. Fellow gun diver. He participated in various dangerous missions, including the Allied invasion of Sicily during 1943. Yep. All those dudes who were amazing actors back in that day. Oh, God.

They were SF dudes who killed more people than cancer. He served as an officer on a landing craft in D-Day. Holy shit. Exactly. That's what I was saying. All these famous actors, you got Gandalf, you got fucking all these dudes who were in all these movies. They were fucking...

hard-ass dudes back in World War two oh it's fucking wild what's your secret I'm not acting that's yeah Christopher Lee all I mean Lord of the Rings just shit that actually seen it right yes you say okay what one of our friends hasn't seen no it was uh seen what Lord of the Rings yeah yeah I can't

Kev? Yeah. Kev's like, no, I've never seen Lord of the Rings. I haven't seen Lord of the Rings. Wait. We're going to fight. Are you fucking with me? Let me explain. No. I've seen Lord of the Rings through like eight different sessions of my dad's watching it on TNT growing up, but I've never sat down and watched the entirety of the Lord of the Rings. God damn it. We got to push my flight back another day.

for one episode. To watch all of them. The gang watches Lord of the Rings. We talked about renting out a movie theater at one point. Just like on an off day. You've really never watched Lord of the Rings. I've never sat down and in one sitting watched an entire Lord of the Rings movie. What the fuck is wrong with you? I'm a bad homeschool kid, man. That's not an excuse. No, no. I'm saying like all the homeschool... Every homeschooler, if you ask them what their favorite movie franchise is, it's Lord of the Rings. And you've just managed to miss all three of them? Have you seen The Hobbit? Say no.

I watched The Hobbit in theaters. Lord of the Rings is like the one... Lord of the Rings is the one movie where me and my wife could be like, well, let's Netflix and chill in high school. And it'd be like...

The Battle of Helm's Deep is on. We're going to have to finish in 13 minutes. Sorry. We're going to have to pick this up in a minute. And she's like, yeah, I agree, actually. Hannah loves Lord of the Rings. So good. My birthday throughout high school was watching the Lord of the Rings with my family. Really? We'd watch them back to back.

That's what I wanted to do was just watch Lord of the Rings. Let's do The Gang Does Lord of the Rings. We have to get Zach and Angry Cops because Zach has already been talking about just having a day where we all get together and have a movie day and just watch all the Lord of the Rings together. Like Brandon just said, The Gang Does. We just sit and we have cameras pointed at us and we watch Lord of the Rings. We have to get a movie theater though for that. It'll be like a mystery science theater 3000. MST3K? I used to watch them all the time with Riff Trax.

Because, you know, like, all the guys that did MST3K did, like, riff tracks, and, like, you download, like, the extra audio, and, like, they just, you would watch, you'd press play on the movie and press play on their audio track. Pepperbox, the cum cut. You get to watch Lord of the Rings with us. That's actually not a bad idea. We could probably do, it's just a camera pointed at us. Our commentary, and you could be like, hey, start the movie in three, two, one, click. Like, do we get in trouble if we tap it in the plane? Yeah.

um not if it's just us with lav mics and cameras pointed at us and the audience knows to play it at the same time at home yeah we just do it the gang does yeah like all right start the movie in three two one and we just have the movies roll back to back to back and it's just us for nine hours watching the show nine i think they're like eight twelve hours for the director's cuts that's fine i'm is that one of those you have to watch the director's cuts like those are the i mean why not

These are experiences, Brandon. The Battle of Helm's Deep. Dude, number three won the most awards. The Return of the King is fantastic, but Battle of Helm's Deep, number two, The Two Towers, fucking gangster. Even number one, you're just like, god damn. Helm's Deep is when Gandalf shows up, right? Yeah, at the end. Yeah, to save the day. Look to the west.

These are all things I've seen through clips and whatnot. You've seen the memes? Yeah, no, of course. And I know what happens. I've never sat down and just ever watched one to completion. You're going to have to toss me. Don't tell me. This is like watching adult films and actually doing it in The Difference. Just so you understand the gravity of the situation. It's way more cool. Many, many times. Many, many times. Dude, I'm

This part can't make... Oh, that would be actually great. Dude, Gary's going to be so mad you haven't watched it. I'm mad!

I bet Gary will flip shit. He would come hang out during that. We have to do that. I'm texting Gary right now about this. I don't think it'd be that much to rent out a theater for the day. No, no. It'd be like 500 to 1,000 bucks. Exactly, dude. Oh, yeah. It would be like 1,200 bucks or something like that. If we got fucking 20 guys, you do the mental math on that. It's not much more expensive than going to the theater anyway. Yeah. Yeah. And then we'd bring fucking Gary in. Yeah.

And we all just talk shit like Mystery Science Theater. Have a camera behind us. We're going to be so fucking drunk by the third episode. We're fucking obliterated. We do brunch in the morning and we have some food and then we go into the movie theater and we just try to do the day together.

The third movie commentary is just all of us asleep on the floor in the movie theater. Oh, the third was so good. Oh, no. Me and Cody and Eli can sleep. I'm going to have you strapped into the chair with those fucking things that hold your eyelids open, asshole. You've never seen that before.

I'm going to be hitting Brandon with EpiPens midway. Surprise. Watch Storm on right now. God, speaking of EpiPens, you know what a great, just shitty action movie is that I watched the other day? What'd you see? I love the movie Crank.

Jason Statham is so good. I love it. He's fucking Amy. What's her name? I don't even care. Just the idea of like he has to have his heart rate above 180 or he dies the entire time. He's just doing blow and crank. Have you seen the one where it's the guy who does the Kill Tony bits where he does Dr. Phil? Yeah. He's doing the impression of Jason Statham.

It's like, oh, this is Jason Statham being kicked out of a Target parking lot for just like gives this elaborate situation like and getting kicked out like totally has to leave. Oh, yeah.

Like the entirety of the impression. That's it. Jason Statham's like one of the worst actors, but most awesome actors. He's only himself. He's not acting. Oh, no. You just have to cast him for the role. I'm a U.S. operator. I was born in Alabama. He did zero accent training. Period. He's like, no.

Every time. Beekeeper. Also, if you've seen Beekeeper. It's good. You told me it was pretty good. You ever watch Beekeeper yet? God, Cody, have you seen it? Yes, I've seen Beekeeper. You didn't like it? That's just a fun movie. Eli, it is. It's fun. That's what it is. It's fun. That's all I go for in those movies. Smash. Turn off break.

You're like me. Me and my wife get in this argument all the time because we love going to the movie theater and it's always like she wants to watch this dramatic movie about some shit that totally could or did happen in real life and I'm like...

Fuck that. I want to see a nun do an octuple backflip and catch a bullet in her teeth and spit it back and kill the guy that shot it. That's Bollywood. I want to see shit that can't happen, damn it. I watch anime. Yeah. That is some of the most over-the-top gay shit you will ever watch, and I love every second of it. Give me the Expendables. Which is why Jason Statham was perfect for that movie. Oh, yeah.

Which, by the way, if anybody can get me in touch with the movie studio who did the props for that movie, I want to get my hands on an AA-12. I'm itching. I'm going to go into a fucking diabetic shock if I don't get my hands on an AA-12 in the next year. You don't have one? No. Nobody has one. Wait, really? There was one company that was building the AA-12s. What happened? They got all seized by the ATF for being too readily convertible as machine guns. Too awesome. Yeah, they were too cool, and the ATF decided to just fuck everybody up.

But no, I really want to get my hands on a A12 because FPS Russia made them fucking cool. And they're just they're neat. That's aggressive. They were cool before that. They were. They were cool before that. FPS Russia made them rad. And Terry Crews and the Expendables made them something I will own.

Dude, you can buy, what's his name, Sylvester Stallone's revolver. Even it has the raised hammer. It was like a cult single action army, right? Yeah, but it has the dovetail, like a raised one so you can fucking... For the fanning it? Yeah. They actually have the entire build like that. I was like, oh, that's actually pretty fun. I want an A-12. Don't care. Fuck. I will crush the single action army. Fucking A-12. I didn't know that was... Give me the Atchison.

I'm fucking fiending over here. I swear that gun was out. No. Retarded. I don't know a single. Also. I don't know a single person who owns it. And that's me. Yeah. Like. I have a gun question for, I guess, all of you. Has anybody shot the Springfield Echelon? Yes. It is the most stupidly good gun for how cheap it is. And it's actually insane. Wait. I don't know what this weapon is. It's like $550. Wow.

for this gun. And it is like, imagine if you took a Glock and spent another thousand dollars on it to make the trigger good and add serrations and an optic cut. And it's, but it's like that stock 550 bucks and it is insanely good.

I shot it the other day for the first time and I was like, yeah, I'll buy one. This thing's fucking dope. I need to recuse myself from this conversation. What? What happened? Tell me what's wrong with it. I'll tell you, Cameron. No, tell me now. Say it on camera. It's not a P-20 situation, is it? If I drop it, am I going to have issues?

I'm just angry we were talking about Statham and we didn't talk about Snatch at all, dude. We didn't talk about Guy Ritchie movies. Longstock, Two Smoking Barrels. Oh, dude, Guy Ritchie goes into extreme detail. Fucking Snatch, Jason Statham in Snatch, Psalm Chains, one of his best roles ever. I've never seen that movie, I have to pee. What? You've never seen Snatch? You haven't seen Snatch? Shut the fuck up. Alright, you've never seen Snatch, motherfucker? What? Ray Briggs has to watch all Lord of the Rings?

Oh my god, can we do a Guy Ritchie movie night too? Sam's judging you right now. Fuck me, dude. Alright, rock and rolla. Have we seen, Eli, have you seen rock and rolla? Yes! Okay. Thank you. I've seen it, dude. Logstock, I've, dude. Logstock, Snatch, rock and rolla, like, dude, The Gentleman. There's so many, you've seen Driver, right, Brandon? It's, uh, Drive. Drive, yeah, Drive. Yeah, like eight times. Okay, good. He's literally me.

he's literally me he's that guy you killed the guy in an elephant vital just smashing a dude's face in with your foot i'm a real human being bro dude he's a real human being and a real hero so we're gonna rent out a movie theater for the lord of the rings yeah yeah all of them every single one have you seen all of have you seen all of the lord of the rings

Moody have you seen all of the Lord of the Rings? I was young when those hit all of them. Have you seen all of them? You know, it's like 12 hours long Did you watch did you watch Lord of the Rings in theater or did you watch The Hobbit?

I remember watching that. I watched Jurassic Park in theaters. I watched. What the fuck? Jurassic Park was 97? Yeah, 97. I was 12. I was three. I was still. I'm going to watch some good movies. Beeline and I are the old man here. I know. No, that was 1993. Yeah, so I was eight. I was negative one. I remember 4th of July watching Independence Day in the theater. The first one. Dude, I saw Independence Day in the theater too.

Con Air? Did you see Con Air in the theater? I did not. Con Air's a great movie. Con Air was cool in the theater. When I was growing up, in my parents' office, when I just had to sit around, nothing to do because my parents are working, they had one little shitty TV with a VHS thing. And there was a bunch of little kid movies and just like Blue's Clues, VeggieTales, like that. VeggieTales. Independence Day.

I have seen Independence Day more times than probably any fucking movie from that era. Welcome to Earth. Oh, yeah. It's just such a great story of redemption, just like some poor crop duster pilot who had something shoved up his butt, and he's like, that's it. I'm fucking up these aliens. Remember me? His last word.

Fair enough. He's the real hero. It's not Will Smith. Before Will Smith, what now? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? That sounded like it was going somewhere funny. Oh, no. He started hitting other people after that. Oh, yeah. Chris Rock, specifically. Welcome to the Oscars. Yeah. You made fun of my wife that cheated on me 37 times.

Wait, what movie did you just say you hadn't watched? Snatch. You've never seen Snatch? I haven't. Have you seen any Guy Ritchie movies? I don't know. Rock and Roller? Nope. The Gentleman? Nope. Longstock? Nope. Wait, you haven't seen Gentleman? Uh-uh. Oh, okay. Gentleman's fucking good. He's got to watch Snatch first, though. Yeah. Longstock has Snatch. You've got to see Snatch.

I'll try to download it, watch it on the flight home. Sure will. Dude, Snatch is one of them. Because yours says Replica and mine says Desert Eagle. Iron Man? Yeah, I've seen that. You like that? Yeah, it was alright. That's Guy Ritchie's edit. He's the one that directed it. That's what that directing style is. Those ass cuts. Yeah, but now put Jason Statham and Brad Pitt playing the gypsy.

I forgot Jason Statham was in that. It's been so long since I've watched that movie. We just watched that last year because she never watched it either. She was like, how have I missed this? You like bags? You like a bag? Wait, hold on. Pikes. Wait, you're roughly my age. We would have been in high school at the same time. Vanessa, how old are you? 28. We would have been in high school too. Here's the question.

When the movie Never Back Down came out, did all the high schoolers start at like an underground fight club at your high school? I don't know that movie. I think in my high school, we were already fighting each other. Oh, okay. It's like some shitty movie about MMA. It's gay. It was super bad. It's like a C film, but it went like super viral. I've never heard of this movie. And all the kids started like...

Yeah, that's actually the best way to describe it. Yeah, that was brilliant, by the way. Sav just said it's like, it's really bad. In 2008? I was in eighth grade. Yeah, it would have been my freshman year.

But like that movie came out and like every high school in America had an underground MMA fight club because of it in backyards. And just YouTube was littered with videos of high school MMA fights because this movie. It has the black guy from the beginning of Guardians of the Galaxy and Amber Heard in it. Blood Diamond. Give him credit. Was he in Blood Diamond? I'm pretty sure that's the guy from Blood Diamond. Yes, it is. My God.

Son of a bitch. Are you either going to be racist or right? Joke's on you. I can do both. And Nick's betting everything on black. Literally. I was correct. I've never heard of that movie in my entire life. Oh, you'd love it. You would love it in a like, oh my God, this is so bad. It's hilarious type of way. You should watch it. We used to watch Pride and beat the shit out of each other.

This is like my high school. Nowadays, kids just watch pride and wrestle. I'll put it to you this way. Imagine MMA knowledge in 2008.

You were doing MMA in 2008. I was getting back from war in 2008. Well, you had the chance. I got shot in fucking 2008. You were cognizant of the UFC, right? So imagine MMA in 2008. So even the most advanced MMA fighters on the planet were not technical by today's standards. But imagine 2008 is the pinnacle of knowledge for MMA. And then imagine that getting diluted down to a director's interpretation of it in 2008. It's...

god awful dude that movie is the gayest shit i've ever seen have you ever seen the it goes viral on the internet every other year and it's always like marine fights a dude that was being cocky and it shows this like black dude with dread capoeira guy capoeira guy and then the marines just like standing there cool and they just one superman punch and drop that's from that movie really yes that's a fight scene from that movie but it was just some guy with a cell phone recording yes recording the film on the

TV in the movie theater. No shit. Is that viral clip? It's from never back down. I, that's hilarious. Never back down is such a 2008 title. That's like, what were the step up? Yeah. Step up to the streets or something like that. What was the one with the drums? Drumline.

The line with the drumline? The newer one or the older one? With Nick Cannon? Yeah, dude, that is like all those movies. Every time his stick hits a snare, he has another kid. Yeah. The one where he sired children with half the staff. Fucking all those movies from that time frame are all the same. Subtle changes done to them. What if it was the same movie but with drums? Now cheerleading. Now MMA. Yeah.

Dude, my favorite thing that just happened recently in cinema is we had Negan beats up what's-his-dick with a baseball bat, right? In The Walking Dead. And then, fuck, what's the anime that we've been watching? Invincible. Invincible comes out.

And now like Negan comes back and this, the same, the same writer for the entire show. Oh, that's right. Robert Kirkman, right? Yeah. Yeah. So he's, he's forgot about that. He's directing. Yeah. I think he was a writer. Oh, I did not know that. So Negan just showed up last week on that show.

And he's fighting like the, I can't remember the Asian guy's name. It was Glenn in The Walking Dead. Yeah, it was Glenn in The Walking Dead that Negan beat with a baseball bat. And then Glenn just beats the absolute fuck out of him in Invincible. And it's the same writer and it's the same actors in the show. That was kind of cool. So your son texts me like last week and just goes, hey man, you watching Invincible? I'm like, no, I haven't seen this new season. He's like, cool. I'm going to send you Invincible memes anyway. Yeah.

And proceeds to send me eight movies. John has no chill. He will ruin every single goddamn movie. My son, by the way, will ruin every movie you've ever seen on the planet. Show doesn't matter what it is. He will ruin it for you. He just spoils everything. Moody might think I'm being mad at him sometimes or I'm just being a dick. But I'm like, John, shut up. Just shut the fuck up.

Because I know what you're about to do. He's like, Dad, you don't want to hear about it? I'm like, no, I know what you're about to do. I'm interested in this series. Don't fucking do it, man. Don't do it. You're in a Mexican standoff in your own kitchen. Yeah. Like, buddy. It wasn't a Mexican standoff until Moody entered it, but you know. You know, I hate to use the old, the white woman adage that is...

you know i brought you into this world and i'll bring you out but like i've wanted to actually hold him down and choke the life out of him how he's absolutely spoiled some animes and shows and stuff for me at this point anyways i love my side that's the point of that story yes guess what i watched on the plane right here because of you and those two over there

Wait, wait, Devil Wears Prada? No. Damn it. Not that one? You tried to get him to watch Devil Wears Prada? It's so good. I started watching it with you. You haven't watched it? I have seen it. See? It's not good. Whatever, Brandon. I started watching it with you. Girls, do you like it? Is that like, are you being ironic about it? But he also has a thing for Meryl Streep, so I wouldn't. Ah, fair. That's my hall pass.

Meryl Streep? Your hall pass is Meryl Streep? Why not? Your hall pass is going to expire in like four years. Cool, you slept with Megan Fox? Dope. I slept with Meryl Streep. Oh, you f***er sandpaper there, bud? Sorry, that was rude as f***. Sorry, Meryl. Sorry, babe. They didn't mean it. Meryl Streep comes on and I'm like, what the f***? The gang negs Meryl Streep?

That's the episode's name. Smells like the heat coming out of an Atari. Would you like to play a game? The Tesla coil pack. Oh, she is 71. No, I finished watching Baby Driver on the flight here. Such a good movie. That's a terrible fucking movie. Yeah, I didn't get finished. Sorry, she's 75.

Was it? Meryl Streep is 75. Yeah, she's older. God, you're gonna catch secondhand social security. She's fantastic. Fantastic actress. Who's the guy I always... Sorry, she's dope. The one dude I always get confused in that movie. You're talking about... It's not Jeffrey Dean Morgan. It's the other guy that's handsome as fuck who's in like every cool movie that Taylor Sheridan does. Wait, who? In Baby Driver.

It's not Jeffrey Dean Morgan. So John Bernthal is it? Is it Suits? No, no, no. You're talking about the main, the protagonist? Yeah, the guy that was just in... Puffy Miles Teller. Nah. No. The guy that plays Negan? Handsome, handsome dude. No, no, no. It's not Jeffrey Dean Morgan. I've never seen that. Jamie Foxx. John Hamm. John Hamm. Yeah, it's John Hamm. He's the other guy in Baby Driver. John Hamm. He's the main guy of Mad Men. Oh, okay. Handsome dude. Just like...

I don't... It's the thing that happens when, like, people come up to me and they're just, like, trying to be f***ing assholes to me. And it's like, you did this, this, and this, Cody. And it's like, I don't think about you at all. That's one of my favorite quotes from that f***ing show. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. The best scene. What's the guy say? He's like, well, I think you're blah, blah, blah. And he's like, I don't think about you at all. Baby Driver's f***ing fantastic, though. No, I mean, just the directing of, like...

Are we just figuring out this shit tonight? Have I seen every goddamn movie under the planet and you guys haven't seen it? The directing of how you can only hear the rest of the dialogue when he has one earbud in and then when he takes both earbuds out is the only time that the movie's like

kind of quiet and like oh the opening scene so much where he's just vibing yeah he's listening to the music i love when he's like wait wait wait wait and he restarts the song he's like yeah okay good all right he's just like and he's just like this incredible he's one of my favorite oh yeah i'd love edgar wright sean sean uh baby driver

Because he's real big in a physical comedy and retention beats. Yes. And transitions. He's known for how he transitions from one moment to the next or going from one place to the next. Shaun of the Dead, Baby Driver, Last Night in Soho, The World's End.

Sean Pilgrim versus the world. Yep. Which like, if you want to see like retention beats and like physical comedy beats, my God, that is an amazing movie. Hot fuzz grindhouse. And like, that's something we haven't talked about actually on the podcast recently is retention beats.

So like I had my nephew actually text me today and he's like, Hey, how can I become a YouTuber? I was like, dude, that is such a loaded fucking question. Like, cause he, he, yeah, he's, he's like nine years old. He's like, how can I become a YouTuber? How can I do the thing that you do?

So buddy, you got to learn what your attention beats are. Cause it's a little holding your audience at certain points. It's a little depressing. Cause like the YouTuber in, in the, uh, the, I guess with the upcoming, uh, upcoming generation, like YouTuber is our generation's actor.

Yeah. Like that's what all the kids like, what do you want to do when you grow up? It's like, I want to be an influencer. And I'm just like, I'm going to be a YouTuber. Edgar Wright does. I mean, if you look at him or also why you guys like Guy Ritchie, both have a very stylistically, they are the same on how they make something boring fun. So if you're going from hot fuzz or Sean of the dead, but no hot fuzz when he's going from England to that shit town, uh,

Yeah. He makes it so much fun. Same for the train. Yeah, exactly. Time. Yeah. Reception. Even on the phone, the phone goes down in reception to show he started full bars and lands at his final destination. One bar. Did you know he wrote the screenplay for Ant-Man? I did not know that. I didn't, but it makes a lot of sense now that I know that. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Right there is IMDb. He's hands down one of my favorite directors. It's the thing that I like. I was watching The Irishman the other day.

It's like all four. Well, that's, that's why Scorsese did so well in his earlier days. Like even, even with Ray Liotta, good fellas, good fellas. Yeah, dude. The retention beats. Remember? He's like, I always wanted to be a gangster. And it's like, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut. He's holding your attention with the retention beats. And a lot of people don't understand retention beats is weird.

Where we made our entire career off of. Ironically, the biggest scene people remember from that movie is the scene without... Well, I guess it had retention beats, but the scene with no cuts. The one-er that they do in the nightclub. Oh, yeah. That's fucking rad. That was probably one of the gayest things we've ever done together, is when we were sitting on the plane, and you just hand me an earbud, and I'm just like, what, what? You're like, good fellas. I was like...

Okay. We just watched Goodfellas together for like two hours. I don't know. Didn't know about that. I think it was part of the live show tour, actually. I was just like handling my own shit on my phone. He's just like, oh, hey, bro. Goodfellas. Speaking of silly stuff, what the f*** happened? I left on a different flight from you guys from New Hampshire, but when we were on our way to the airport, we stopped at a

gas station to fill up the rental cars because we didn't have enough gas to get back to Boston to catch our flights. And at the gas station, we were all just grabbing energy drinks and Gatorades and whatever the fuck we wanted. And

Connor and like three other people in our group like brought stuff up. I was like, I'll just throw it on there. I'll buy it, whatever. Like, it's not a big deal. I'm just trying to expedite this so we can get going. And Connor's like, oh, well in that case, if you're buying and he just like grabs, you know, those little tiny wooden boxes that you open and there's like a little, a little dog with a little jingly legs that you got when you were like three, he just like, in that case, he grabs it and throws it on the counter. And I was like,

Okay. I don't give a shit. Connor's just being funny. That's the most Connor core shit ever. But apparently the bug became an issue on your guys' flight home?

From what Congress said? No, he just showed it. He was showing off his bug to the flight attendants and you guys? So here's the thing. He was the only one because we were all in economy, business, whatever. And I ended up paying for him to go to New Hampshire because it was a last minute thing. He wasn't part of the trip. And I was just like, oh, fuck it. I'll pay for your flight. So I had to pay for his flight home. And I was like, oh, like last minute. The only ticket that was left available was first class.

So he was the only one in first class. So he's getting hammered. Free drinks. And like, we're all fucking around. You know, we're hanging out. And Connor, like every time the flight attendants come back and forth, he's just like, you want to see my cool bug? He showed that bug to everybody. Everybody's seen the bug. Everyone. Yeah. And it was like, it's a Connor bit, but if you don't know Connor, it might be a flight risk. Yeah.

They stuck the special kid in first class. Every time though, he's like, cool bug. Want to see my cool bug? He would just turn around because we're like, we are in the first row behind first class. So he would just like turn around. Sometimes he's like, pull out the bug. Have you seen my cool bug?

I forgot. Yes, Connor, we saw your cool box. That's very cool, Connor. It was like we landed and then everyone was like, wait for a moment. And then everyone was just so beat and tired at that point. Everyone's like, yeah, we didn't. Everyone went home. They didn't wait for each other or anything. It was like, nope, a single text. And then it was like, no, we're not waiting for each other. Everyone's tired and ready to go home. And then we text each other. It's like, oh, so good. But as soon as I left the fucking airport,

He texted me a picture of the bug. He was like, have you seen it? I never thought I wanted another autistic uncle until I met Connor. Yeah. He brings me so much joy with this little bug, I guess. You should have seen Connor this morning. Oh, no. He comes staggering down the stairs. You all right? I got to get John to school. Yeah.

Jesus. I woke up and I texted you at one time. I was like, hey, did you make your flight? Because I went to bed at a decent human hour. You got up at six. I went to bed at four. Oh, God. Godspeed. You guys are... It worked out. I'm old. I just like, I'm like...

I'm going to go home. We had the best job I've ever had. Best job we ever had. Dude, my liver. I just can't. I can't keep up with you guys at all anymore. I'm like, I don't even try. I'm like, you know what? I'm going to go home and get some hydrate. What's funny is we don't judge you for it. We actually kind of envy you a little bit. We're just like, man, I bet Eli feels great today. Dude, when I wake up and I see you, especially every day in Boston. Oh, God. Oh, God.

For reference, the first night we all had an Airbnb and the walls were made of this. Just paper. I heard when you all came home and I was like, oh, it's so loud. Oh, it's so hot. Sorry. Well, I think it was just a miserable experience. The fucking stairs. That's...

The 90 degrees? The ladder, you mean? They were like the ladder. There was like four steps. Each one of them was 18 inches high. You had to put on a harness and attach like a D-ring to a rope to climb the stairs. That first night, we almost got arrested. We talked about that on the last podcast. And we came home.

And just getting up those stairs, that was a chore. You could hear somebody, like Cody, didn't you say, it's like, I heard somebody talking on their phone. Yeah. Like four rooms away. Whisper. And then Connor took a shower for an hour. We literally had a lot of that. There was some singing and dancing. And he took a shower. Yeah. Self-love. For an hour. Meditating. I was talking with Moody. He meditates really fast. Yeah.

vigorously someone's saying vigorously meditating freshwater jellyfish yeah well she was like like moody was like do you want to do it i was like no not here not here because yeah i like like what you were saying i could hear someone the top bunk bed

Wow, Cody and Mooder eat macaroni. It was wild. We appreciate the consideration because that would have been a 5.1 HD surround sound for the rest of us. Dude, and there was one... Cody had one bathroom and then there was one for... How many people not? There's 12 people in the fucking house. Dude, they...

One night and I was like, hey, babe, find us a hotel down the street. New England is wild because every restaurant we went to, there's a hundred motherfuckers. There's a hundred heartbeats in this restaurant. And there is one unisex bathroom. Why are there no bathrooms in New England? Dude, the house again, that was a big house, one bathroom. And then we showed up that day and then y'all are just fighting over the bathroom because Connor's meditating. Yeah.

And everyone needed to be like, Connor's creating freshwater jellyfish. Connor meditated all over the floor of the bathroom, or the floor of the shower. I remember... No, no, no. I remember Connor, he was creating freshwater fucking jellyfish over Kimmy Granger likes it rough. He wouldn't stop telling us. The next morning, he just tweeted just that title on Twitter. No context or anything. He just tweeted just that. I was like,

Finn went to bed because he took Sabbath and I's room after we left. And he's like, yeah, I had the window open because it was hot. And he's like, and then I got woke up at like two in the morning because Brandon and Connor were having a bro moment together outside my window. Who was it? Finn. Oh, no. You guys were drunk outside on the balcony just doing a bro moment. We were in the parking lot. Yeah. He had the window open.

There is no privacy in those little shotgun houses they have there. We were actually kind of worried because we realized we were talking about some relatively sensitive shit. And we look over and we saw an open window. And we thought that was not part of our house. We're like, oh, man, some random neighbor was just really learned some group lore. And it was just fun. And he's under an NDA, so that's fine.

That and we know where he lives. Yeah. And then me and Sav didn't try to make macaroni either because, again, paper thin walls. And hearing your guys' voices make me flaccid really fast. It would be awkward if it made you bricked up. Wait, wait, wait. Now. Today we're talking about...

Load size large. Walk out, high five Nick for no reason. Drink some Gatorade and go back to bed. I didn't realize I was playing co-op. That fucking hype. God dang it. Yeah, Boston. Wherever we were. Can we say New Hampshire? We're not going to say the city.

I can't wait for that body cam to come out where I'm just totally shit talking a cop. It's hilarious. You said it's hilarious. I fucking feel bad about it. Why? I don't know. He did a bad job. It's a learning moment. I'm still surprised you can get detained without. He had no right to detain us. That's why I was so angry. Yeah, you were angry because he was doing a bad job. There's nothing wrong with that. You're like a secret shopper.

But for cops. You're undercover, boss. You're like a secret shopper, except you were actually drunk. Please do a fucking... On today's episode, I'm going to pretend to be hammered. Can you break down that video you recorded? I'm not going to lie, it was kind of funny. It was hilarious. As soon as they pulled up, I went, hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

The shit this group. It was funny because, like, me and you were very comfortable with the situation and everyone else was so not having it. Like, Connor's like, I don't talk to cops. I don't talk to cops. Connor's whipping cigarettes like Dale Gribble. I don't talk to cops. I don't talk to cops. He said it, like, 15 times. He's, like, double fisting cigarettes. I know my rights. And the dude...

I like my perspective because, again, I went home early. You were sleeping. I would wake up and then hear the story, and I thought it was a joke at first. Then the next day, I come back, and they're like, yeah, we tried to go back to the same bar. I'm like, why? You still thought it was a joke? No, the first night, I figured at breakfast, everyone's hungover. Oh, you guys went hard last night. I'm like, we almost got arrested. I'm like, ha!

Finn pulls out camera. Oh, oh, okay. Eli, how was your night? Oh, I slept pretty well. How'd yours go? We got detained. Then the next day I come back.

We went back to the same place. I'm like, why? My favorite, though, was the plan. Because funny, Eli. I know. Because funny. The plan for the third night of getting the Amazon, like the Groucho Marx glasses with the mustache and nose. Wearing a disguise. I'm like, come on. If you guys don't have a sense of humor about this one, you're fucking lost. I can't help you. On that note, we can close. We'll do an after show for like eight minutes. Do an after show.

Guys, I hope you follow our Patreon too because we do an after show where we go absolutely off the rails if we haven't already. Cody says the N-word. Dude, I will drop so many slurs. Patreon, it's a new record.

Thank you guys for joining the unscribed podcast. Cause I was joined today by Eli double tap, fat electrician, Brandon Herrera, myself, don't an operator. And we love you. Join the Patreon after show. Cause it's going to be fun. We love you. Kisses. Okay. Bye. Bang out. Bye.

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