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Say hi to Eli. He's racially ambiguous and random. His hair is f***ing fabulous and donut. A dark, joked disposition. And there's a fat electrician. Welcome to Unsubscribe. Three, two, one.

That tastes like shit. It's also warm. We didn't have any in the fridge. We're not sponsored by White Claw, right? No. Okay, yeah, that shit is ass, bro. They actually told us they don't want anything to do with us. They're like, not only will we not sponsor you, we would love it if you had nothing to do with our brand. Please stop. Hate you, actually. Absolutely.

Cody, you ready to kick this bitch off? Hi, everyone. Welcome to the Unsubscribe Podcast. I'm joined today by Eli Doubletap. Tech Tone! Brandon Herrera, myself, Donut Operator. Thank you so much for coming out. What is up, you beautiful people? I'm not going to start aggressive this time. Let me just say hi. We appreciate you.

How aggressive did you start last time? Usually I'm like, fuck you! I was like, we'll do a night. We'll keep them on their toes. It's an abusive relationship. Yeah, exactly. Thanks for the money, assholes. Maybe next week Eli will change. Just cuts to me like my hand up. Flinch at the screen.

Good. It's a negative parasocial relationship. Yeah, what is up, brother? This is a play. Yeah, Cody got tech on. Can we just call you tech? You're tech or John. Either one works.

Is John too personal? No, it's your call. Okay, yeah, John would be great. Tectone? I fucking hate it, bro. I've been stuck with this username for like six and a half years. Really? Yeah, it is what it is. Where'd it come from? Oh, I was like, when I was a little kid, I was like playing Neopets in third grade. You know what Neopets is? Oh, yeah. Yeah, and I was like, I want to be like number one and I want to change the world. So what changes the world? The tectonic plates. And what's number one? Number one. So tectone.

You were so proud of that. And now you're so gay for that. That's like a Jaden's. Who's the kid of Will Smith? Jaden Smith. That's like a Jaden Smith tweet. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. What changed the world? Tech. Also, very smart for a young age. I know, I know. I was told that a lot. I killed it. I'm not going to lie. I peaked in third grade, bro. I put it down to 100%. Sequitia. You know Sequitia? He's a streamer. Hell no. He's a streamer, and his name, I was like, where did you get that? He's like, oh, well, I had...

He just had a World of Warcraft and it was a black female. And that's, he just kept that fucking, he kept that as his name for everything else. Cause he's like a very Italian white guy with a giant mustache. Not a sequitur. I was going to say, is this a white guy? Jesus. Yeah. I was not assuming that at all. Well, Italian. Jack hates him. Oh, that's right. I forgot. Jack's got a thing about Italians.

Dude, well, welcome down. You actually live pretty local, so it was a nice little... It's pretty close. I'm not going to lie. I thought Austin was the best city on earth, but San Antonio, it's nice. The waterfall y'all got, I don't know if that's doxing or anything, but the waterfall here, that's really nice. There's three outside the front of the house. It's crazy. Dude, because I've seen all you guys on the podcast where I've watched a couple of y'all's episodes and I've watched the video about the buffalo, which was... That was a heart-wrenching story. But like, holy...

Like I rolled up and I just see Donut sitting at the table.

Bro, like, I'm not gay. I was like, holy shit, this is the most handsome guy I've ever seen in my entire life. Like, holy shit, look at this guy. This guy's for me? You off? Hey. I mean, I'm in the podcast, so. No, I mean, your girlfriend, guys. Get out, bitch! You're the most beautiful person I've ever met, man. Holy shit. Thank you. I'm blushing. I know.

You're handsome now. Well, we got, I mean, you do a majority of Twitch is your main thing. It used to be. It used to be. So now I do YouTube and Twitch, multi-stream both, because Twitch is like pretty much the biggest piece of shit platform right now. And it's like insane how whenever there's the worst decision, somehow they always choose it for everything they ever do. And so they banned me the other day.

Because I called this fat bitch fat. Her name's Frogan. They banned me for two weeks and they said, you don't get any money for three weeks after she said that all American soldiers should get PTSD. Which they should, but... So get this shit. I'm not sure if you all know this. Eli's like, that's my personal impact. I didn't say it.

So then they say, you're banned for two weeks. And I say, okay, I'm going to go stream on YouTube. I go stream on YouTube. First day, I get 14K. Next day, I get 15K. Next day, that's 16,000 live and current viewers. And then all of a sudden, you know what? We're going to go ahead and lift your ban. You can come back to Twitch now. Shit you not. Shit you not. Yep. Mm-hmm. For the people that don't know, I mean, we've all had... Cody's got in trouble with Twitch. We've all...

I've almost gotten you in trouble on Twitch. It wasn't even my account. It's still one of my favorite birth... It is, hands down, my favorite birthday ever. But one of my favorite moments ever is... I mean... We're having a massive birthday. The guys come out. They're sweethearts. It's also that weird, I'm very much alone. I like to be by myself. And they all got tickets. They were surprising me to fly out. And then...

Two of you, I know Cleen was one of them, was like, hey man, I didn't get an invite. I was like, I didn't invite anyone. They actually were just coming as awesome friends. And then everyone showed up. We had mattresses on the floor. That's so sweet. This is like five years ago too. And it's like 30-year-old dudes. Having a lamb party, getting drunk, and doing a live stream on Twitch. And everyone is around. Brandon hasn't streamed ever. I didn't know what Twitch was. I mean, to be honest, nobody really does.

Like, legit, like, the user base of Twitch is, like, one-tenth of YouTube's and, like, one-thirtieth of TikTok's. Like, nobody knows what the fuck that shit is. Especially, like, for me, five, six years ago, like, I had no fucking clue. Oh, yeah, absolutely. And so, like, if the people out there aren't, Twitch is...

We're all for freedom of speech. You should be able to say what you want, but then apply the rules evenly. Yeah, 100%. No. Absolutely. That's what everybody's saying. Let people say what they want to say, but if they say something out of line, punish them equally. It's completely fine. Because rules need to be held. Otherwise, they're just punishments. The power dynamic becomes out of fucking control. And that's pretty much what everybody's saying on Twitch right now. And that's what happened. You...

Froggen. Froggen. All these people are like literal. And I, man, I try to be as positive about people, but you, it is just terrible humans that are just terrible humans. And then they talk shit. They talk about like, ah, veterans should die.

kill themselves, blah, blah, blah. Hamas is great. American concern 9-11. Yeah, yeah. Did you hear Hassan say that the Houthis deserve a Nobel Peace Prize? Yeah. Oh, dude, that's a take. Yes, I know. He brought a terrorist on stream too, which was fucking wild. He interviewed one. Yeah, he did. Houthi pirate was fucking nuts. Yeah, it is crazy. It's like this bitch, Frogan, she calls me a bald...

And I call her fucking fat. I get banned. She don't get banned at all. Well, and that's funny because her calling you a bald pile is incorrect. Yeah. You calling her. What is it? One is a lie. Yeah. You, he's got some air. Yeah.

But we have, man, you got like, and that was the crazy thing. You just said statement. I know. That's what I'm saying, bro. Like, damn, I seen the clips. I think we all did. And then it was like two. How, how long was the ban? So, okay. So the ban was originally supposed to be two weeks. Um,

And explain the ban too so everyone knows how detrimental that can be. Yeah, so the ban can completely fuck you. I will say, just to be completely real, I'm very comfortable with talking about the money that I get on Twitch. If you're surprised, I am a millionaire. I mean, a lot of successful content creators are. But the ban for two weeks would have cost me, I shit you not, around $180,000 with the amount of time-sensitive sponsors that I needed to do. Jason, I didn't even think about it.

Yes. Yeah, I had a sponsor. One of my favorite games, Wuthering Waves. It's a mobile game. And also, that's all... At that time, it was about... You're good. Now you can show. It was about 40% of my revenue. So taking away completely all of that was unheard of. And the worst thing is, if you get banned... This is a little known fact. If you get banned and...

It's the weekend twitch staff won't be around to see your appeal No, so nice I got banned on a Friday, which means I couldn't even appeal it till a Monday So I got banned after about three days seven hours or summers around there Do you think sometimes that's like a purposeful fuck you? Well, honestly, yes And the reason why that is because this is common knowledge in the twitch space especially as XQC made a clip about this where there are bigger creators and

Where if they're going to ban you and you bring in buku bucks to the platform, they'll say, yeah, so we're going to have to ban you. Which day works best? Right. I was not given that luxury. However, Hassan recently got banned and the only day that he takes off is Sunday. And lo and behold, his 24 hour ban was on a Sunday. That's like being sentenced to prison. They're like, hey, we can pick you up. Like, well, what's your schedule? Like Thursday, Tuesday? Like, what are you feeling?

We don't want to inconvenience you. No, it's so fucking dumb. I mean, we did the same with Buffalo, though. That's why we drop it on a Saturday. It's like, have fun on Mondays. School and news cycle. Because you guys don't work this time. So Monday, then everything hits. You have like a million views going into it. Everyone's just like, what the fuck? No. They're going to walk into the.

office on Monday, like Danny Glover and community with the pizzas and everything's on fire. Everyone's fighting like, oh shit. But so you, the ban happened. You got, thankfully it was how, how long was it for? Oh, so I got, it was, it was somewhere between like, let's just say roughly three days, roughly three days. Um, but, uh, I did also lose all ad revenue for three weeks preceding that. So,

So I lost around maybe eight to $12,000. I did make all my sponsors thankfully. But yeah, I lost about eight to $12,000 of revenue from potential advertisements. Three weeks worth of revenue. What the fuck is the, how did they do that? Yeah. If they unbanned you from one side, then they're like, but you still don't collect this. How's the mindset on or how's that work? I have no idea because the worst thing is ads are still running on my channel. So fuck no. Yeah, I know. So can you turn those off? Um,

Um, no. Once you reach partner, I don't believe you can turn them off because Aspen recently hit partner and now he has required ads. It's like 30 seconds of a pre-roll. Uh, but I had six minutes every hour on my stream. It's kind of like the norm. Uh, but Twitch was collecting all that revenue while I received fucking nothing. I mean, they need it. If you've seen their numbers lately, it's bad. It's really bad.

Damn. So, okay. Three weeks. Boom. And then she gets, as you were saying earlier, she got most of them just like a day band, a single day. Oh, she didn't get bad. Oh, I did not know that. Yeah. Frogan never got banned for the PTSD comment ever. She got banned for the race tier list.

What? Yeah, she went on TwitchCon in front of their advertisers and was like, so how much of a Jew is this person? Oh my god, yes. Yes, that is what she got banned for. Yes, that's what she got banned for. And she was doing like, what? Fuck, I forgot about that. And how long was that ban? Never piss off the squirrels, Morty. So...

It definitely wasn't too long. I wouldn't be able to give an exact number. It definitely wasn't too long. It definitely wasn't fucking two weeks. That's for damn sure. It's like the Shane Gillis where it's like, man, that cheeseburger cut me off in traffic. Now put that with any race that you've done. Or yeah, it's like, what is a cheeseburger? Whichever thing came to your mind first. You're the racist. Dude, okay, so. That's a, she did a literal race tier list? Yeah, there it is. I told you guys to die, man.

So it's Aspern's Arab, Arab curse, Aspern's thinks it's sugar, loves Sabra. I think it was right here from Arab to Jew. Yeah. Oh, the audience is wild. I know. Dead silent. Yeah. And it was like a day band? How long was it? Yeah, I would say probably about a day. Can I see the list on the side? Yeah. Yeah.

The problem is like, you can't really like tell like how long Frogan's been banned for because nobody fucking watches the bitch regardless. So it's like, was she gone? I don't know.

And I was probably like a day. So fucking lame. Yeah. Oh yeah. Oh my God. Yes. Yeah. It's insane as shit. And the only reason why they banned her is just because it was in front of advertisers. That's pretty much just it. The pick and choose mentality on this platform is absolutely insane. That's why I've kind of like, I have dedicated my current YouTube to just covering the injustices that happened on this platform. And anybody else will talk out about this shit because I've been on Twitch for six and a half years and I used to love this platform, but it just gets worse every single fucking day. And then I also started reacting to, uh,

police footage because I watched your channel and I was like oh this is cool yeah there was like some guy who came into a nursing home with a chainsaw have you seen that oh yeah yes I covered that one this is insane yeah like that was nuts yeah they took way too long shooting that guy that's what I'm saying it's like why the fuck are we giving why do these police officers have to wait so long to fucking just cap somebody like they were tasing him sure but it's like

Once again, I don't know how people feel about this shit, but I'm just saying if a guy is in a nursing home with a chainsaw and he also cut up two old people, why not just shoot the guy? Well, Father's Day is around the corner and you know what your dad might like? A Ridge Wallet. And key, the key case. I'm going to be honest, don't use this. I don't have any keys. Products we actually do use, Ridge Wallet being one of them. I actually like really thin designs because then, watch, it doesn't print.

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But what's crazy was he was outside chopping down a tree. And then he goes inside and he's like, where's my wife? Where's my wife? There was no wife. They have no idea who the fuck he's talking about. And he's just swinging this shit around fucking elderly people. And it's like, bro, like how far gone are we? Brain just snapped or he was on drugs or something. That's what's terrible. I will say mental snaps are like the most terrifying thing because like that. And it happens and then you're like, what?

Yeah. Well, then the cops at the same time are scared of the media. No, 100%. I think that's really bad when the cops are too afraid to do their job based on whether they're going to get cancer or not or lose their fucking career. Or get thrown in prison. Absolutely. It's fucking terrible. That's that female police officer we talked about with the... She had the gun here pushed into the...

A criminal who is trying to steal it from her and she does not shoot. He gets the gun from... He pulls the gun from her hands and then she just runs off. And then the other guy, cop, comes in and fucking smokes him. Yeah. It's... Wee. That's why Cody's not a police officer anymore. Yeah. Yeah, you get all the downside. And people don't... I don't think that's ever processed of...

You're in a stressful situation. And then on top of all of that, it's fuck. Oh, how's this going to look? Did I go through each line, like making sure it's a clean kill? The escalation of force. Yeah. And I understand why people are weird about police. Because the way that the world works is that like...

You can have 3,000 good days. The moment you have one bad day, it ruins all those other days for a lot of people. And so it's like, you know, you run into like 40 good cops. Great. The moment you run into one bad cop, all cops are evil. Yeah. One dick. One sheep is what I say. Now you're the sheep finder. Yeah.

But that's what it's like. I always commend Cody for doing that because he still does. And if it's a bad police officer or they fucked up, like Squirrel or a female that shot the mirror. Yeah. What is that? You've seen that one? No. It's like middle of the night. These two cops are clearing this two-story structure. And I think the male cop says, mirror, or something like that, because he's in front of her. She comes down, turns, sees the mirror, and shoots it because she was looking at herself in it.

Literally. And no matter how you break that down, it is, she shot a cop. Yeah. Because that was her fucking reflection. You turned left and saw a uniformed police officer and went, ah! It is wild. And it's like, oh shit, it was a mirror. You just try to downplay it after that. Dude, the ones that terrify me is when they're aiming down, the guy's in the handcuffs and she's like, and then ND's right next to his head. And you're like,

What were you doing? Because that was like parasympathetic muscle reflex, I think, because she was going to grab something and squeezed both hands at the same time. Oh, that's what happened on that one? I think so, or at least one of them. I think that happened on one, but there's another one, the one you're talking about. She's just like both hands on the pistol, just in these right beside the guy's head. Have you seen that one, Brandon?

She like ended, dude, it's like this. Is that where he's on the ground? He's already on the ground. Face down, cuffed. Face down, cuffed. Is that the one where she goes, shit, afterward? Probably one of those. I'm losing count. That's so bad that we don't know which one it is. That's bad when you have like an open discussion. I was like, which one was it? I've done like 1,100 videos at this point.

That's one thing I will say because everybody's like, oh, Donut's such a bootlicker. All he does is defend police. I don't think I've ever seen you get more upset than when it's a bad cop doing dumb shit. Yeah. Like, you get actually physically angry. Yeah. Like, this is not how you do the job.

I hate that, man. I hate it so much. It just makes it hard for the other 800,000 police officers. I think that's when you took a break the first time. I forget what happened that led to you. I remember that video and you're like, I need a break. I'm over this shit. Something with a bad shooting. I can't remember which one it was.

There's been a couple since then. I'm just rolling with them at this point. Might as well, if I can get my bag. Throw it over your shoulder. Whatever, I just need the content now. I'm about to start streaming again. I'm going to have a crime news show. Hell yeah. Try to stream Monday through Friday. Every day.

Not like eight hours like you do, dude. Like an hour, maybe two hours. Just talk about the crime that happened the day before. That's sick. Dude, we want to get... For Pepperbox, we want to get that news network or something. The DNN? Yeah, because it's... I mean, we got a lot of applications from...

journalists from Saturday's episode. Oh yeah. Really? Yeah. We got resumes sent. They're like, Hey, if you're actually serious about this, here is my resume. Here is my resume. We would love to be part of that. That's why we sent that text. It's like, Hey, this might be actually a really good play. Cause then we can have that middle of the ground. Hey, here is no bullshit. Um,

We actually get to pick who we want on the two interview or we can use Cody. And we can do our own like journalist, a journalism accountability, something I feel strongly about because these, these networks don't hold them accountable when they run false stories or they do any of this bullshit or they just openly lie about people. Like I've been on the receiving end of it. My friends have been on the receiving end of it. If any of our dudes ever fall into that shit, we have to have a special segment where it's just a straight up apology and

I am a big, fat, retard idiot. This was the story I ran that was incorrect. I now realize I am a dum-dum. And then we throw eggs at them. We get a flog, man. That's actually great. They're like, man, they're really truthful. Otherwise, you see what happens if you fuck up on their news network? That's their own. Yeah, yeah. Those are our own guys. Well, the police get a little mad when you do it to the other ones. Yeah.

I love it. It will be – I think it's a really good move. We'll just have to strategically build that shit out because, again, police officer content, military content, Congress, how you break down your bills. We have all that information that is relevant and then really good, strong –

in those fields that can break down the information. I kind of forget, but we do have a pretty wide span of expertise between everybody. Yeah. Yeah. And Nick will just collect that on whatever the fuck he can, apparently. Yeah. Again, I don't want to be on the receiving end of a binder. That's a scary place to be.

But yeah, we'll see how that goes. I think it's a, it'll be a good, a good fun move. And then you can do your news network thing. All right. I can't wait. The magic number is four hours, by the way. Really? Yeah. Four hours is the magic number for streams. Fuck. Yeah. And also if you stream for you from 8am to noon, that's when you can double dip between NA and EU. So if you do want to double up on that audience. Oh yeah. Cause they're both awake and active at that time. Smart. It's great.

Take note, people. It's good. We actually give... That's the one thing we never hide anything on this because we want people to be successful even on the YouTube side, but I've never heard of that. That's really smart. Yep. That's the thing that people always ask like, hey, do you have any tips for YouTube? I'll fucking tell them. And we've talked about it here on the podcast and whatnot. It's like, yeah, the hard part isn't knowing the tips and tricks, but if you're already like in the...

you're trying to get on the grind, they might help. Yeah. And we're, we're totally fine. Like anybody who's ever asked, we, we tell them the same stuff. Yeah. We don't want to protect. It's like, this is ours. It's go research or listen to whatever episodes are. You can, someone will comment that of exact episodes of what happens on the, or when we actually talk about what works and what doesn't. Yeah. I think, I think a lot of creators pull up the ladder behind them.

When they make it big, they do. It's a very fucking awful thing. But if you keep it down, then the people who you brought up with you will then support you. And that's what I've been doing. I think probably a lot of streamers do it more so than other creators. They do because the PVP is enabled. Yeah, exactly. Because if you're live and they're live at the same time, well, then 300 years go over here, 400 years go over there. But at the end of the day, it's like whenever you collab, big events happen. And it really is what it is.

Nobody wants to live on a fucking island. At least I don't. I like doing shit with people nonstop. I'm a very social guy. So I like having an army of people who I just like having conversations with. And yeah, building people up is nice because that's how I got started. I got shouted at one time. I went from seven viewers to 80 viewers after my first stream. And then I just fucking kept it going. I was like, all right, dude, I'm doing this shit every day for the rest of my life. And then I dropped out of college immediately.

80 viewers, that is a bold move. I'm like, I made it. Bitch, look at this money. Five dollars. You're making it rain with quarters? Ouch.

Even worse. Not only that it wasn't like a random middle of the day college. I mean, like, if I was in for one more week, I would have gotten my diploma. Oh, dear. And I was like, no, I'm good. I'm going to be a YouTuber. And legit, it's worked out. Every new game I play, viewers go up. So it is what it is. I don't know why, but it's nice. So fuck it. I don't question it. Fuck yeah. Do you still play games anymore? Oh, I try. But the problem is games are shit, right?

right now oh they're really bad like okay i will say um expedition 33 i don't say anything because i'm okay good yeah i'm so excited for this yes small ass teammate yes uh it's like x ubisoft devs um the probably game of the century to be completely honest it is it is really that i started playing it the other night on ps5 really it's pretty fucking good it's good yeah it gets better the further you get in um exposition 33 i recommend everybody it's only like 40 too which is nice

Because the game direction is like, we're going to start charging you $80, $100 for games. It's like, what the f*** is going on? It's insane. But other than that, there's just not really that many games right now. I saw a meme yesterday. It was like a video where it's like, oh my god, did you see the graphics on that game? You could see the beads of sweat on his arm hair. And it's like, nope, that's it. I am banning graphics. Graphics are not allowed in games until fun begins.

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That is the thing. Like we're, we're kind of like, I'm at the point where I'm just going back and playing older games. Like I'm playing this game called like wizardry, which is like a 44 year old game. It was like the original turn-based RPG. They remade it for like 2020 and the game is shit. But I'm just like, even the shit ass game, because the gameplay is so good, even though it looks like dog shit, it's still a good ass game. Uh, yeah. You know, now that I think about it, all of the games I've gotten into aside from hell divers too, that was like the only one that kind of broke the mold. Um,

Any game I've played recently that I've gotten into was made 2020 or before. Yep. Red Dead, Cyberpunk, MGS5. You play Dark Souls? No. That's fucked up. I could never get into it. You play Dark Souls, right? Oh, yeah. Okay, okay. You seem like a Dark Souls guy because you like the Berserk. Oh, that's exactly. I played Demon's Souls when it first came out.

ordered the Korean version. We talked about it before. I ordered the Korean version of the game because it wasn't a stateside yet. And then I had to look up why I got the Korean version, not the Japanese version. Korean version had English subs already out the gate. So that game was brutal for that.

That was a new wave. It was like, oh. Demon's Souls was really hard until you realize you just learned pyromancing and you shit on the entire game. Did you ever play Bloodborne? Yep. Love Bloodborne. My chat would be really remiss if I didn't mention this. You're the hardest boss in the game. Orphan of Chaos.

Did you find he was the DLC boss? Oh, I never played that one. Really? Damn. Well, he's the hardest boss. He's either like top three hardest video game bosses of all time. Beat it on my first try. I just wanted to put that out there. It was insane. Ladies. Yeah, DM me. Big deal. Yeah, gaming. I mean, we...

Getting into games older, it's harder to keep that routine. I think we've discussed that. Fucking, it's hard, man. You get like, I love games. I'll do this for the rest of my life. 30 hits. You're like, I love games. 35.

I could be making money. 40, I'm not making money right now. What the fuck am I doing? We were talking about that's like a problem that we all have is we'll sit down, we'll get into a game for 30 minutes and be like, God damn it, I could be making money doing something else right now and just get up and go work on something else. I'll do a thing where I'll get sucked into a game like Red Dead 2. Fucking loved it. Cyberpunk. Fucking loved that. I'll get sucked into something. I'll finish it and then I won't play video games again for two months. Oh, yeah. That's what I am with anime too. Yeah. I'll watch a good show and then I'll just drop it for six months. Yeah. Yeah.

Yep. With y'all's dynamics, surely there's a way for you guys to play games on stream and make fucking hella money. I'm sure we could. Just play some fucking Among Us. I think none of us just stream anymore. Yeah. It's been almost a year and a half, two years for me. Same. I haven't touched Twitch in over a year at least. Yeah. It's hard for us. I'm like, eh.

It's the most work for the least amount of money. It's just you have to put so much into it. I upload one YouTube video that I made in 20 minutes. I'll make like $800. I'll stream for seven hours. I'll make like $600. And it's like, what do I do?

I will say it's not to put down anything about what you do. To do it as consistently as you do it, that is a job in itself. For me, it was just always easy and convenient. It's like, all right, well, if I'm going to be playing, like back when I was playing Tarkov a couple years ago, it's like,

I'm going to play it anyway. Fuck it, I'll throw on the stream. And it's just like an easy little bit of extra revenue, but it was never going to be a living for me. Absolutely. It's good for building the community, though. It's like getting everyone. Oh, yeah. Fuck. Wait, is it Tom? Okay, I got you. When he says the word community. Oh, yeah. What makes Hawaiian Bros so different? We have no freezers, no fryers, and no microwaves.

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and everyone gets to interact. You get a really, really solid group together. And I think that's the strong point of streaming. It's that instant feedback with your creator. It is insane how I've had people who started watching me when they were 14 and now they're married. I'm like, wow, this is weird. I've been invited to my viewers' weddings before. And I'm like...

Yes, I don't know you man, but Do you have a PO box? I do bro. I get so many fucking wedding invitations now. Have you gone to any no, I? Have a story actually about that. I did that one time you might have yours wedding. This was years ago I went to a viewers bachelor party. It was just him and his boys. They're like, hey, we're gonna go to the range blah blah And I looked at the address and I'm like a three-hour drive. I

And I just woke up that morning. I had nothing to do. And I'm like, you know what? It'd be hilarious. Fuck it. And so I went. And I hung out with those guys. Shout out, Dave. Cavalry Dave. Hope you're still doing good. But yeah, no, I just hung out with those dudes and got fucking shitty with them after the range. And yeah, we hung out. And it was a good time. No shit. Pretty sure I crashed on his couch. That is dope. See, I think it would be a blast if we did just crash at a wedding. Like someone sends one. We don't say we're going. And then we just. No, maybe.

You would make them lose their minds. I was like, the wife, that's actually really rude. I'd like to take her special day away. He leaves the altar. Oh my god! This is about unsub now. This is our wedding. Give me that dress, bitch. Eli, cross-dressing IRL. What's up?

Like, no. But it would be fun going to the after party of the wedding or something. Like just showing up and surprising everyone. Like, hey, what's up guys? At the reception. Yeah. Yeah. That'd be kind of cool. I mean, that'd be wild. You know that we're going to get flooded with wedding invites now. Well, the problem with that is too, it's always like several months out and we don't even know what the fuck we're doing like the next week. Yeah. That is the truest statement ever. It is planning anything is a

that i think i've been to like three weddings in my life maybe yeah i've been to one yeah mid as oh also it is memorials day so thank you for your service off i i text the chat this morning like our uh unsub group chat i looked at my dms like my my dm requests and it is like two pages

Of people just like every, every message is thank you for your service. Two minutes, two minutes, three minutes, eight minutes, nine minutes, 13 minutes, 19 minutes, 23 minutes, 31 minutes, 30 minutes. I just texted that to the chat and I said, fuck you, Eli. I thought, well, I thought Eli had like posted something on Twitter or something thanking him for his service. But no, it was all organic. Entirely organic. He just woke up before sending him this shit. If I could travel back in time and undo my appearance on that better.

My life, my cortisol would go from here to here instantly. You just turn your alarm off at morning. I'm closing this time loop right now. Yeah, just go back in time, like End of Deadpool 2 style. Just unplug my phone charger. Dang, I miss it. Sorry. We did not expect the...

the full direction of that yep can't take social cues and can't drop a joke welcome to unsubscribe so going back to uh you're doing i mean you have asmongold's one of your friends and he's dealing with the dude the hassan shits absolutely amazing to watch from an outside perspective because i mean it's again a dude that loves

I don't know. It is wild to watch somebody like that have as many viewers as he does. Asman or Hassan? Hassan. Yes, okay. But I say Asman's the GOAT. Yeah. He's been killing it. I've been watching that guy since college. So going from watching him, being a viewer of his, to then being a friend of his, to then doing a podcast with him. Holy fuck, that shit was surreal. Now that guy's the fucking GOAT. Yeah, Hassan's retarded though. That guy is fucking retarded. Best way to describe him.

Subscribe it. It is insane. As much as I want to fault him for just being dumb as shit, it's like his viewers who are even dumber because they'll just go live and lie. And no one will say a damn thing. And it's like, bro, just do a Google search, brother. Like, Google anything this motherfucker is saying. It is so easy to disprove this shit. I'm like...

but he's so hot. He's a progressive guy in a MAGA body. I love this guy. Could you please put up that news article? Because that is something that I think, what is it? New York times? Yeah. Just to deviate real quick. What was up with that? The little puff piece that said he was in a, yeah. Progressive man in a, in a MAGA body, which I guess that means if you're in shape, that means that you're far right. If you lift weights and like, don't eat like a fat ass, you're a MAGA body. It's like, isn't that like good? Like,

Like, am I crazy? Like, I don't know. Like, people... On the internet, the problem is, in my sphere, it's that if you're not the furthest left, you are now far right. So it's kind of like this, like a whole infighting on the left. And if you go against the sign, people will assume that you're MAGA. But it's like, no. And even if we were, who cares?

And secondly, we're just not retarded. And it's just like we fact check the information that we consume. It's not about his values. It's who he is as a person, which I will admit, all things considered, I have had Hasan on my podcast before or my old podcast. Great guy to talk to about anime. You know, great anime takes. You know, not all bad. It's like Osama Bin Laden, he actually played Animal Crossing. I'm not sure if you guys know that. Big karaoke guy. Yeah.

But yeah, man, his political takes. And also the way he treats his friends is pretty fucking bad. Not gonna lie. Also calling Asmongold the murder of his mother. Murder of his dead mother. Yeah, crossing the line. He really likes going out to people's parents. It's really weird. What was the story about that? Like he said that Asmund murdered his mother? Yeah, he said that it's his fault that his mom died because of how gross his room is kept. How does mom die? Honestly...

I've never felt comfortable enough to ask that question. Okay. I didn't know if it was public knowledge. Yeah. Maybe it is, but it's like, I'm just, I'm just not going to ask. I'm just like, Hey man, sorry. Tuesday conversation. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's it. Wasn't because of that. Well, yeah, no, it actually was because of that. Yeah. That wasn't because of that.

But yeah, that was what I mean. He has this thing where this is essentially how this whole clique works, which is instead of insulting people, this is what I do. I mean, I'll be real. I shit talk people's appearance all the time because I think it's funny. And plus it's like, I can call people fat because I was fat. It's fine. I can say that. But he's like, no, I'm going to say this guy's a I'm going to say this guy fucks kids. I'm going to say this guy's a fucking I'm going to say that this guy's a murderer. And it's like,

Which is legitimate defamation. Absolutely. Well, the problem with defamation, though, is it is so incredibly hard to prove. It is so fucking ridiculously hard because you have to prove, like, what? Damage of assets, I believe. And so if you're doing successful, it's like, well, did they really make you lose money? Did they not? The only way that you can kind of prove defamation in a lot of cases, like, if the sponsor said they pulled out because of this comment. But it's such a messy case to actually find.

fucking prove it. But I agree. It should be defamation, but it's so fucking hard to prove. It's a very, very hard legal battle. It's one of the hardest to win. Yeah, and people don't get that. Because then they're like, well, if it was defamation, you could sue them for it. And if you don't, it's because it's true. And it's like... That's not how it works. It's legit. That's not how it works. It's a lot of money getting dumped into something you might have to then pay their legal fees. Oh, yeah. You're like, fuck. I mean, that's what we're dealing with with Channel 2. Thankfully, Nick had a

of what they said against rich and false people.

just a lot of lying and then actual shit that did hurt his career and proving that it was not, it was, uh, it was known that they were lying. Yep. Like it was, it was done out of malice. You know? Yeah. He had all the staples of proving defamation. Yep. And then thankfully channel news or that channel to channel to channel to, they really just kept digging and digging. It's like 10 years of the same shit, making up stuff, saying he was on the Brady list. And it's now they're like, uh,

It's almost the 48-hour mark if they apologize yet. Well, because it came out Saturday. It was supposed to, since it's Memorial Day, everything's closed. Are we giving them two business days? 48 business hours? Dude, I can't wait. That's what I'm so excited for is to see tomorrow if there is an actual, it's like, hey, just want to apologize to Richard Hyde. We'll be like, knock over the king.

They'd be like, we're sorry. We're sorry because we had a bunch of lawyers in the comment section on that video. They're like, yo, you have an actual case. And then lawyers are going to hop on that shit for free publicity and then a stack of cash. Oh, yeah. They'd be like, hey, just give me 10% and I'll do the rest for free. They'd be like, okay. Because 10 years of it, a decade of shitting on him and then to have that proven. 10 years? Oh, they've not like Richard. It was like 2016 was the first one? Yeah, I think so.

And it's Richard. Is that Angry Cop? Yeah. The bag of powder. I think that was the first one he was in the news, I believe. Social media. Dude, Cody, I wish you were still a police officer just to see how much... Dude, the news would not like you at all. That would be terrible. I don't think Spartanburg's gotten better. No. No, Murderburg's still a shithole.

Don't miss it? I don't know, dude. This is so much cooler. Literally, best job we've ever had. Best job we've ever had. So with any of that stuff on, how does that affect the Twitch side of things? Because it is very one-sided on any Twitch sites with them every time, it seems. Yeah, it...

The whole thing with Hassan, and once again, it's not just Hassan. It's the whole orbit. And I would list you all their names, but there's just fucking so many of them I just forget. And they're all just as stupid as the next one. But it's kind of just like, you know, you see. And this is why I'm glad I got mad. Because it was kind of like I was a martyr. Because I've had this happen in another video game where, you know, I lost like $20,000 in a video game. And, you know, I saved this game's weapon system. I'm not even going to say the name of the game. It's fucking

mention it back regardless they call me they call me gotcha jesus and now i'm being called twitch jesus because i got banned um for two weeks to essentially demonstrate the hypocrisy of twitch's infrastructure which is we are going to pick and choose who we're going to ban one guy who called one girl fat and

Or one girl who said that all American soldiers get PTSD and another guy who said America deserves 9-11, who says that we should kill Senator Rick Scott, who said that the street should bathe in capitalist blood, who said that the Houthi terrorists deserve a Nobel Peace Prize. The guy who interviewed a fucking Houthi terrorist on stream, a guy who called the police on his ex-girlfriend to harass her. And they just report – and then he read the – in support for the –

Shooting that just happened. Yeah. And it took a shooting to- Of course. Yep. Yeah. And it's like, who are we going to ban here? The guy who said fat. Cody, look. What? Not at me. Not- Look at Brandon. What? What? Yeah, that's right, Cody. This is Dell 700 by Turtle Beach. Do you mean the ones that have an 80-hour battery life with quick charge? Cody, they're also noise canceling. Watch. Brandon, put on your headphones. I don't want to. The thing I hate about Texas is these d***. They're d*** horrible. D***.

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a terrorist? Like, are you familiar with One Piece? Anybody seen One Piece here? No. Yeah, okay. Well, there's this show, there's this guy, he, you know, he eats a fruit, he's made out of rubber. What's that about? Man, it's so gay when you say it like that. I am not taking my hand down, I haven't watched that. It's pretty good. It's pretty good. He's like hiding the sleeve. Yeah, I'm like, ugh.

He's like one of the most beloved characters in anime history. He always does the right thing. He always does everything for his friend. And Hassan's like, oh, dude, I think you're just like Monkey D. Luffy. We support you. And it's like, brother, what are we doing here? And you didn't get banned for that shit. Yeah, we get banned for just reading a terrorist manifesto. It just makes no sense. And the problem is when you only get banned for a day...

that helps your career tremendously. Because the news about you getting banned. Yes. Everybody sees that you got banned. They're like, gotta be there for the unbanned stream. And you get paraded with followers. He forms sympathy. Tons of subs came in. It's like, bro, fuck me. It's just pathetic. Like that dude...

Even from the socialist communism, he's a communist? I forget which side, but he's very big on... He's rich as shit, but it's like... He'll wear those anarchist t-shirts that say, eat the rich. Like, homie, that's you. I know. Oh my God. From his multi-millionaire mansion in fucking Los Angeles. It makes no sense. You mean his... Was it a townhouse? What was that? It wasn't quaint. It was like...

fuck what was it was like it was a humble modest modest townhome $2.8 million modest townhome you're like get you just be honest like be honest

Yeah, that's not in some people's ability, unfortunately, on stream to just simply tell the truth. It is insane. But I don't blame Hasan because I understand why he does all this shit because he really wants Daddy Asmongold's attention. He gets off on just the idea of wanting to talk to him on stream. He probably touches himself with the idea of being able to communicate with this hero, this roach king. He turns him on really hard.

So yeah, I mean, one day, I mean, Hassan really wants to talk to Asman. When he does, he'll probably blow his fucking load, but that day is not coming anytime soon because nobody wants to talk to the guy because debating him is useless because he's a fucking liar. And very bad at debating. That was probably the worst career move he could have done. Did you watch any of the Ethan Klein? Yeah, there it is. Which is funny. The worst thing is, his head is so small. I've seen the cartoons too. I know.

So I had to get that in there. It's funny because the last time Ethan Klein or Hasan were relevant to me was, I think it was probably four years ago. They both were on a podcast together attacking me. What? Oh, the mask thing? Yeah. So I did an ad for a company. This was like tail end of COVID, I guess. And now all the data's out and everything. We all know that the mask never fucking worked and it was all a sham. Like, yeah, go fucking figure. But...

I did a promo for a company that was like a fake mask company where it's like a lot of like airplanes and shit. Like they still required you to wear a mask. And it was like, it was a mesh mask that you could wear, but you could still breathe through it. Like it wouldn't obstruct your breathing. This is your COVID? Yeah. Yeah. It was like at the very end of COVID where it just like, just to get past the regs anywhere that like they still required you to wear it. I did a promo for it and I was, I was shit posting right while I was doing it.

I was like, "Oh yeah, do you want to be a thermonuclear weapon in a nursing home?" Like, I was making obvious jokes, right?

And they were treating it like, oh my God, I can't believe, how is this allowed? How is YouTube not banned this guy? And they were just like, they did 30 minutes or 20 minutes, like just attacking my fake ad for a fake mask. Well, it just sucks because jokes aren't allowed in 2025 because people who don't like you will say, no, he was serious. And I know it was, I'm going to go contact his sponsors right now. Nevermind. Actually, I'll go one more recent than that. Speaking of jokes. Yeah. This one, you could still look up fucking Ethan Klein, actually afterward.

uh i think we uh he got a strike for this but when i was at the nra convention he's like how is um uh i think this is like 2023 maybe he went on a stream was like how has somebody not bombed this place already and then like it's dead silence for a couple seconds later on like straight face the whole time he's like oh obviously that was a joke i was like no motherfucker you were serious you were speaking at that one right

Yeah, I was like a very public. I did a video there and everything like that. But like I was posting shit from there. And so like that's technically that was a death threat against a partnered creator. Yeah. Yeah. You would think you would think that death threats would get you banned. But yeah, just don't. It just don't. You have to call the wrong person fat. Yeah, exactly. Speaking of COVID, is that shit coming back? Because I heard reports that it's like coming back. Have you guys seen that shit?

I feel like it's like the mean girls. Stop trying to make COVID happen. It's not going to happen. I've heard stuff like that, but I don't know. The culture difference between COVID in Texas and COVID in Canada was insane. Like, holy shit. What were you up in Canada for? I was there for a girl. I played League of Legends with this one chick, so I went up there for a girl. I went to college there, too. I had a GI bill passed down to me, so I was like, okay, I'll just take free college up there because they don't make you take...

What are they called in America? Americans take college. Gen ed. Basics. Yeah, you don't have to do basics in Canada. So I was like, oh, I'm just going to take a bunch of dumb shit. I took like theater, psychology, sociology, interactive media design, web development, just for fun. I can only imagine what a Canadian theater department was like during COVID. Oh, my God. Oh, one of the most. Oh, God. Dude, theater in Canada was horrifying. I legit discovered what a panic attack was for the first time up there.

So I had this bitch flew in from France to teach us how to be a clown. It was literally clown college. And so, legit, I'm like a very like, yeah, let's go do it. I'm down. I'll be the first guy. And so it's the first... Day one, day one. And she says...

Any volunteers? I'm horrible at a French accent. Otherwise, I would have done one for y'all. And I'm like, oh, yeah, me and Miss, I'm down. Do we have any volunteers? Oui, oui. So I went up. And I'm in front of 40 people. And she says, now take off all your clothes. Eh? Straight up. And I'm like, what? The hilarious, like, no, I'm good. Like, no, take off all your clothes or you fail.

And if I failed a single course in Canada, then I would have had my GI Bill revoked. Yes. I had to pass all my classes. Right? And so... This is sounding like a hashtag me too moment. Dude. So I take off all my clothes besides my underwear. And then she throws me a diaper. And she puts me in a diaper and then rolls a red nose to me and says, put it on. And I put it on. And then she says, now make us laugh. And I'm like...

Holy fuck! I say something about like maybe video games and thankfully my friends, very supportive, just start dying just to like support me.

And then I get to sit down. Then I go outside and I had the biggest panic attack of my fucking life, bro. That shit was, it was hard, bro. And it was like that every day. Like you would see people coming in and out of that class in tears all the fucking time. Like, damn. I don't even think that serves a purpose. She's just a psychopath. Straight up. No, she was straight up a psychopath. Like, this shit was nuts. Did you hear that, guy? I missed that. I had to take a tinkle. So I had to fuck my teacher to pass a class. Oh. It happens. Dude. Dude.

Just put it... Got on stage and then told him to strip. Yeah. I was doing clown college. They were like, get naked or you fail. And I'm like, yeah. It was weird as shit. What? That sounds pretty illegal. Canadian clown college. Weird as fuck. And he had to put on a diaper and a red nose. Yeah. It was weird as fuck. That's really weird. Yeah. That was weird as fuck. Oh, yeah. I...

I was like, fuck off. Yeah. Fuck off. A lot of people did say that, surprisingly. And a lot of people did fail that course. Understandably. Yes, but I could not fail that. Well, it's a little different when it's like, oh, yeah, if you fail, you get deported. Yeah.

But it was crazy. It was like in COVID, like everybody wore a mask. Everybody was like double, triple vaccine, which I will be real. And I don't know if I'm allowed to say this on YouTube. Like I've never felt the same since I got vaccinated. Like I've always felt worse. I don't know. My lungs just, I feel like they just don't work like they used to. But then you come down to Texas and,

And it's like, yeah, well, we're just bored of it, so we don't want to do anything. So nobody wears a fucking mask at all, and nobody's vaccinated, at least where I'm from. Yeah, and all of us were like, if we had to go to a concert or whatever, if we had to go to something in Austin, they wanted vax passes two years after COVID. We'd all just sit there at brunch and Photoshop them.

them. That's awesome. Like, fuck off. We're going to bring our documents. It was, it was not up Canada. Some conventions that we went to. Yeah. Some conventions. Cause we'd just be talking and put it here. And then you get the people. It was like, was that PAX East? And they're like, put on your. It's PAX West, wasn't it? Or wait, was this, was this Boston? Yeah. Boston. Yeah. PAX East. And then that were, dude, the security was. Oh yeah. The little, what'd they call them? Enforcers. Dude, the enforcers, the PAX enforcers, they'd be like, we're. Yeah.

If we have to have this conversation one more time, I'm kicking you out. When Eli does like this, he's talking about they weigh 450 pounds. Oh, yeah. Not in shape. Out of shape. You can't use it. Put your mask on right now. Put it on. There's trouble. And they just like hover and watch it again.

We told them. The amount of spit that just came out of your mouth is insane. Do you guys remember the first SHOT Show after COVID? Oh my God, yeah. Everywhere in the casino floor and in the... Because the venue is like the Venetian and the Sands, like the Sands Expo Center, I'm sure connected. And so it's the same security guys all through there. And they had like masks, a bunch of masks in hand. And if you don't know SHOT Show, it's like the biggest weapon convention in at least America, probably the world.

And it's exactly who you think it is. It's a bunch of ex-military guys, a bunch of like just, you know, hunters, fuds, you know, whoever, like, but all like pretty conservative, you know, gun dudes for the most part.

Very independent people who don't like being told what to do. And so the first day, all these people are out on the floor, the security out full force, like, sir, you have to wear a mask, put on a mask, whatever. And they got so verbally abused throughout the week, it was visible decline. Tuesday to Wednesday, it wasn't like, sir, you need to put on a mask. It was, please, a mask, sir. And by Thursday, they were just...

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Sign up for your $1 per month trial at shopify.com slash special offer. We're over this. God, all the travel. That year was a lot of travel, too. Did you fly during that time much? No, I'm horrified to play. It was awesome. Really? So you don't fly? No, I will. I'll do it. But it's like, man, I saw that movie Lost when I was a little kid. What's his name? The guy gets lost, stuck on an island with a fucking volleyball. Oh, Castaway. Yeah, Castaway. Oh, God, that shit haunted me. Jesus. I don't want to go that crazy.

bro. I've seen this horror movie starring Tom Hanks. The one where he fucks in a volleyball. I'll just drive, bro. Fuck that. Yeah. Dude flying during that time because it had the rules of if you're eating, you can have your mask down. Yep. That's it. And it's so on a plane, you just bring snacks on the plane. Oh yeah. That's smart.

They were threatening to kick me off the plane one time because I didn't have my mask on, but I was holding my snack, and every time she would come by, I would just hold it up to my mouth. She's like, I know what you're doing. I was like, eating delicious snacks. I am in the process of eating. Drinking. Yeah, you just have all, like, dude, the skits during that time, it would be a dude having, like...

A steak, like he pulled out like one of those little propane fires and it's him cooking a steak. I'm eating right now. Sorry, I can't put my mask on. You just always have your drink like up to here, like you're really engaged in what they're watching. Like, huh.

Guess you'll have to bring me more booze, man. Yeah, it was the worst because those were... It was wearing a mask for four hours, six hours straight. Yeah, no, I'm good. And then you're in a condensed area and then you think how stupid it is is, oh, this is... Everyone's taking their mask off to eat, drink, so everything's spreading anyways. Versus, well, you gotta put...

It's especially like the thing that drove me fucking crazy. It's kind of like Twitch, like where it's like, I just want the rules to be enforced equally. Like you go to like in a restaurant. All right. We're all breathing each other's recirculated air. But if you stand up from a table where you're not eating, you have to put your mask on. It's like, oh, oh, yeah, shit. I forgot. COVID doesn't exist at the three foot level. I forgot about that.

Yeah, it's just fucking stupid. It's like, can we just all agree that this is security theater? Yeah. And like none of this actually matters. That is a great point. I'm glad that you brought that up. Just getting banned equally would be fantastic on Twitch. I would agree. I have been banned twice and I've been warned once. Right.

One of the... Okay, first of all... I didn't even know they did warnings. Yeah, so, okay. So the first warning I got was because I said, why the fuck would I listen to Denims? The only good content she has is on OnlyFans. And then she says... She says, that's a full assault. And I'm like...

come the fuck on. So I got warned by Twitch for that. Assaulted someone from 1,200 miles away. Yes. It's impressive. That shit was insane. And then the second time was totally deserved. I was having a really bad day.

day. And I was watching... Oh my god, this is so stupid. I was watching Solo Leveling on stream and I didn't get banned for that. Solo Leveling is a great anime. Not sure if you guys have watched it. Great, great show. It's one of the only new animes I've ever seen. Very, very, very good. And this viewer just... One thing that I pride myself in is being...

to a fault completely legitimate and transparent with my audience i don't fake anything not anymore three four years ago sure a money when money was tight sure now i'm good i just be legitimate my audience all the time and this guy just said you pre-watched this you're faking your reactions it was such a harmless comment but it just tilted the fuck out of me and then i say brother you need to kill yourself now you should go grab your daddy's gun and put it in your mouth and put

And I'm like, you know what? I totally deserve that. And I got better. Fair enough. Yeah, I was like, sure. Does your exiting traffic get caught by road debris? You ever tried to clean peanut butter off of a shag carpet? Worry no more with Manscaped 5.0 Lawnmower. Smooth as a bee's bottom.

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You just got a ban for that. And the other thing is, you know what else is on the Twitch TOS? When I got banned, I did a little appeal quiz, and it said, legit, if you promote terrorism, is that against TOS? And the answer was yes. And yet people are still doing that, and no one is getting banned. Their offices are based out of what? Washington, Oregon? Yeah, that sounds about right. Hands down, my least favorite.

or community I've seen is Twitch just as a whole. I'm like, oh man, how hard. It's full of crossing guards that just want you to fuck up. It's professional victims is what I see it as. Like you go on a lot of their Twitters or anything. They're just like, there's nothing positive. It's just complaining or saying X, Y, and Z. Like, oh, this is bad. Oh, they said this. And it's horrendous. And I don't see how bad

they have any viewers, period. But dear God, they have a fan base that supports them. They don't get new viewers. The most recent time that Twitch got new viewers was because of Kai Sanat and the W community who got viewers off of TikTok and Instagram because Kai Sanat just blew up tremendously. The shit he's doing is... Obviously, it's for the kids. It's a lot of content made for kids. So the new generation is coming in, but not too many. They only watch Kai and his little group. He does a good job. I think Kai is a business...

He does. Fucking genius. Like his sets and shit? Yeah. You can say he's cringe. You can say you don't like your content, but it doesn't fucking matter. He's not making content for you. It's for the children. So just let them fucking watch their W spammers and yeah, it's fine. But yeah, Twitch has not gained any new viewers since then in a very long time. It is just going down, down, down, down, down, as well as ad revenue being down around like 300% right now. So like, I mean, actually not like two months ago, I was making like...

maybe seven eight hundred dollars off ad revenue a stream now i'm making like 150 200 and it's it's bad like i live and die by sponsorships thankfully i get a ton of sponsors because uh japan and china love me and they don't know english so like i don't know he has very good stream america his name is he recorded a tectonic

Also number one. Okay. You're a big white man. Okay, give him a deal. Oh, do they want to fly me out to Shanghai, bro? I think they're going to kill me, but that's why. Probably. What was the story you told earlier about that? Oh, yeah. So, fuck. Um...

I played this game called Genshin Impact and there was this 50-50 banner. It's called the Staff of Homa that they renamed the Staff of Homelessness because there's a 50-50 system and you unlock this 50-50 by paying at max $400 to get to this 50-50. And I lost it 13 times in a row. I had a mental breakdown on fucking trips. This was back before I had money. I did not have money like that to be doing this shit. Lost that shit on me for YouTube.

Oh, oh, by the way, that's for one. Wait, no, no, wait, $400 is the max, right? Yes, but that's to get one copy, and you have to get five. And then you have to get the characters, and the characters, yeah, yes. Really? We're adding up real quick? Yes. You're shitting me, 26? Yes, and then there was the characters, and you have to get seven of them. I shit you not.

So at most it would be $182,000. No, that's way too much. I was going to say, I'm like, what the fuck are we looking at here? At most back then, at most it would be infinite dollars because there was no pity. There was no hard system. It was like a 50-50 is going to happen here.

So yeah, that's why that video for me blew up with like 1.3, 1.2 million views on my channel, like two, 3 million across other channels on English. And then in China, it blew up even more of like 30, 40 million views across the entire platform. And they're like, they would call me T-Dog or the fuck guy because I would say fuck.

So much, like, oh, it's the fuck guy! It's the fuck guy! And, uh, yeah. Oh shit, you say that a lot. It's the fuck man! Hey, fuck man here, come here! You get off the plane to Shanghai, like, oh, it's fuck man! Oh, fuck man, come upstairs, okay? Room 108, I love what you do, fuck man.

That's not my name. But yeah, like the Chinese companies don't listen to us Americans. They don't care. We're like 5% of the revenue they make. But they do listen to China. So when China got weaponized, they were like, okay, we got to change something. And that cost them hundreds of millions of dollars. And so legit, no joke, for like three months out of this, I was so scared. I was like, guys, I will never kill myself.

Myself, if I'm found dead, they got me. I was so paranoid. These Chinese assassins are going to come shoot me. Yeah, then a week later, they invite you to Shanghai. Okay, it wasn't a week later. It was like four years later. Hundreds of millions is like, that's hundreds times kill people money. Oh, yeah, because I was told. You think they forgot. This was one of the most harrowing conversations I ever had. There was one guy who I trust with my life, and this guy told me,

$10,000 can make any person on earth disappear. And I'm like, Oh wow. Okay. Well, that's great to know. Uh, really scary. I've lost people hundreds of millions of dollars. I really hope I don't fucking die. Cause this was the number one highest grossing video game of all time. Yeah. They, I mean, Genshin makes a fuss. Yes. Genshin during COVID. It was the hottest game on earth. If that in a, if that in a,

Fortnite. Like, are your two billions of dollars? And probably, like, FIFA. Yeah. But for mobile games, the number one thing. Genshin Impact. Is it an MMO? No, it's just a fucking phone game. What? It is an anime phone game. It is wild. You can play on your computer. You're shitting me. So you know Legend of Zelda? Yes. Do you play Breath of the Wild? Yeah. It's Breath of the Wild, but it's anime. Yep. That's all it is. It's anime wifers. That's it.

Yep. Jesus. It was like the most popular game on Earth for a very long time. Touch fucking grass. Oh, yeah. Yep. Wow. It makes a... Yeah, gotcha. I don't know what that is. So essentially... The first year it made $2 billion. Jesus Christ. Yes.

Dude, yes. So they would make a character and the characters would sell for like 80, $90 million every single month. And then there was a character that just, it was already a released character and they reran it and it made a quarter million or sorry, not a quarter million. Yeah, no $250 million in just one month. Like the game prints money because gotcha games are essentially selling gambling to children.

So like these kids, they don't get it. They're like, oh, this costs 16,000 primo gems. And meanwhile, 16,000 primo gems is a hundred fucking dollars in real life. So that's kind of what I've dedicated my life to is showing how bad these games can be and how predatory they can be while also simultaneously enjoying them in a good way. Cause if you don't spend money on the grit, but if you lose yourself, cause I, I like, like I've caused a lot of damage in my life due to my addiction to gotcha games.

You gotta be careful. So they're weaponizing the same loopholes that they use for those fucking arcade gaming cabinets, the casino shit that they have in bars and whatnot, except for children. Yeah, it's essentially like, okay, so you're playing Dark Souls, and

And every time you die, you spin a slot machine and you have a chance of losing a hundred bucks. So that's pretty much what a gotcha game is. Jesus. Damn. But the adrenaline you feel when you win. Oh my God. That's gambling. Yep. That's the definition. Dude, me in Vegas.

It was insane. What's your game? Dude, legit just slots. Really? I'm legit a slot player, bro. It's so bad. It's so bad. I can't help it. They're so fun. I found this one with this fucking Chinese pig. I sat there with, I sat there, I was gambling with Emmy for like four hours. I was up 13 grand, left there down six grand. And I'm like, geez. And I lost my debit card because I was having so much fun. I forgot where my fucking wallet was. Oh shit. Yeah. My, my gambling addiction is very bad. I'm working on it every day.

It has made $10 billion so far. What the fuck? How long has it been out? Five years. Yeah, five years. God damn. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. All right. For the podcast, we're going to start a game. Let's start a mobile game. Yeah.

Download it here. It's called ProfitableSlots.com. A lot of naked women on the misspelled slots. So, well, at least you get to go back and hopefully not die. Yeah. That's exciting. Yeah. Yeah. I'm hoping I get to see Shanghai, but I lost my passport, so who knows where I'll go. But I am hoping I get to go to Shanghai. It's funny. You're like, I don't really like, you know, I'm terrified of flying, but I'll do a 14-hour flight. But, dude.

For the money you'd get paid. They want me to come out to Shanghai for five fucking days. Like, I'm assuming. I don't know how much I'm going to make yet. But god damn, that's got to be a bag. You think so? It's got to be. What part?

Like just streaming from there? Yeah, like being sponsored. Because they're going to sponsor me to come out to Shanghai. Oh, okay. Yeah. And I'm like, they're sponsoring me for five days? Jeez. Like my rates are fucking retarded. So, I mean, that's got to be six figures minimum. Really? Oh, yeah. So, what the fuck? I mean, I've been paid six figures for one stream.

Jesus Christ. Straight up, yeah. Maybe I am in the wrong business. We had a guy we won't – I'll bleep out his name when I help negotiate his one contract for –

the Middle East he's like hey this just came in I was like where's the front he's like Dubai they want me to fly out for two days and work I was like when is the when does it happen he's like two weeks from now I was like oh yeah well okay I'm gonna ask 70 grand I was like no ask for 250 000. he's like whoa no I was like just ask for 250 trust me ask for 250 they want you now and it was just for two stories or two two 60 second uh ads on his IG

Sent it, got a text back 10 minutes later. Holy fuck, they said yes. I was like, fuck, I should have went higher for you. He was like, bro, I was going to ask for 70. What the fuck? 250 grand. I'm like, I hope he gave you an edible arrangement. He's made him $180,000. He was a very happy boy after that.

Fuck that. Buy him a car. He's going to buy you a car. It's like, whatever. But yeah, because you don't, it's hard to judge. I don't know my worth, but a lot of those like China. Oh, I can explain. Dude, I can explain how to tell everybody's worth. So I actually, I'm with this thing called mythic talent. I think like the greats.

like the greatest ad agency on planet earth. They're amazing. They must be. Dude, they've transformed my life dramatically. Like taking me from making like $2,000 a month to like $80,000, like within like 30.

They're incredible. I've gotten so many of my friends into it. You should use my code. No, it's not like a scam. I promise you it's not a scam. But yeah, they bring it down pretty easy. So if you want to know your worth as a streamer, you just get paid $1 per viewer per hour. And that's on average. So in between 0.8 and 1.2. So for me, I go live on Twitch and YouTube. I usually get around 5, 6K on YouTube. I usually get around 6, 7K on Twitch. If it's a good day, sometimes I'll even get even higher. And so somewhere I get around 13,000.

viewers if I do a stream for an hour, $13,000, two hours, $26,000 if I get that shit sponsored. So it's pretty straightforward to find that out. And the last part is essential to that. Like if you get it sponsored. Yeah, of course. Because it's like what people don't realize is the difference between what it is worth and what you make. Absolutely. Because what it's worth is fictional. What you can make on it, like that's the only part that matters.

Yep, absolutely. But I had this thing where I'm very passionate about making creators money. I had this friend who I'm not going to say their name, but they got offered the same contract that I did for a two-year deal with an energy drink company. I was 3,000 current viewers average back then. They were 3,000 current viewers average. She didn't know her worth.

She got paid $500 a month for two years. I was even paid $12,000 a month for two years. Jesus. They never knew. They were like, I was just really happy to get money. And I'm like, damn, bro, you literally just lost like $250,000. So ever since then, I've been trying to make sure that everybody knows their worth. YouTube does get a little bit tricky, but I do try to help everybody know their numbers because I fucking hate corporations. They scam.

Everybody. They don't give a fuck about you. They don't give a fuck about, like, Pride days. They don't do that shit because they care about gay people. They do it because, oh, well, if we put up this flag, then people will buy our coffee more. And I just fucking hate them, brother. So shit it. Well, it's kind of wild that they don't do the Pride flags in any of their Middle Eastern departments. Yeah, weird how that works. Bizarre. Strange. Yep, I remember that. I think it was Mercedes. It was all of them. It was a screenshot that it was just, like, all these corporations. And if you, like...

Dot A-E. Or, yeah, U-A-E. Like, we're not doing that. God. Well, at least you're helping others. That's awesome to hear. It's not...

i don't think a lot of creators do enough of that and then you actually presenting the information again we talked about that earlier just like helping youtubers just hey this is how you make good content here's the rules to follow that can make you more successful also a lot of people drop the ball on their work they don't know because it's it's like it's so important as a creator to notice because people see this they're like oh these guys make millions of dollars yes absolutely the people who are on top do the top 0.1 absolutely they make that money but

Our careers are finite. Like the average lifespan as a content creator is what, three to four years? I'm grateful to be in. Yeah, it's less than that probably. No, no, no. We're just on that high because we've been in this since we've been so long. We're like, I'm tired.

Yeah, two three years and you have to make your money and you have to get out and be able to retire because if not like you've sacrificed all that time not Educating yourself. You probably won't be able to fucking reintroduce yourself into a job now The internet knows way too much about you. It's gonna make you getting a job so fucking hard I can't tell you how many creators I know which by the way, the number is over 20 and

that once they stop their kind of group, they're fucking homeless now. No shit. Yes. They're fucking homeless. Holy shit. Jesus. Yeah. It's fucking bad. And then they reach out to me and I'm like, I'm not giving you any money, but you know, I mean, it's just, it's very scary. People do. I don't think they take it serious enough. They don't. The, how much work goes into it. That's where people do not understand. It is wild thinking. I'll be a YouTuber. I'll work 10 hours a week.

Especially when I start streaming, I'll just stream a couple hours. Well, I play video games and my friends think I'm funny. It's like, great, dude. You have to do a fuck ton more. Try it. Exactly. Just try it. See what happens. From the moment I wake up to the moment I go to sleep, I am working the entire fucking day. And it's been like that for like six fucking years. Every single one. What you're saying about several streamers that you know that end up homeless and whatnot, it's

This is literally no different than professional sports. Absolutely. Where dudes will get these $20 million three-year contracts. And like, oh, I'm on top of the world. And they got all the boats and hoes and everything. And then like five years down the road when their body's completely broken. Yep. They've completely given their body to the sport. Nobody knows who the fuck they are now. They're struggling to get a fucking contract to do a fruit juice promotion. Yep. They didn't save any money. They didn't invest any money. And now they're fucking.

Dude. Oh, my God. And even sadder thing is the women who blow up in this field and they have tons of viewers. They fall off. What do they do? Start an OnlyFans. And they fucking hate it. Now they have to prostitute themselves online to fucking make it. It's fucking disgusting. It sucks.

It's a lot darker than people seem because when it's good, it's great. But my God, when your numbers go down, you're like, how the fuck do I get back in the algorithm? Most people have to be addicted to it too. Not only just the money, but the affirmation, all that stuff, especially from a female perspective. I can only imagine. It is very hard. I believe you guys are all in relationships.

Yeah. No. You should be. You're beautiful. No kidding. Well, I'm not the one who got the beautiful man speech earlier. He hates Mexicans. Do you like Mexicans?

He did the Eli thing. Holy shit. Holy shit, you're Mexican. Can we put that here on the... The really bad version. I want the one that's been re-uploaded like 80 times. Holy shit, you're Mexican? It was a bit that Eli said in a video a while ago. Yeah.

But yeah, it's like when you're in the space and you have a girlfriend, you know how consuming it is of always checking your phone. Hopefully you guys aren't like this. I'm definitely like this. I'm on my phone 24 seven being like, okay, how do I make the next video? And just trying really hard to disconnect just to be there for your partner is very difficult because you don't get to say, I'm just going to relax now. At least you can get to a point. I'm not at that point yet. I cannot relax yet. And it takes over your fucking brain. It's mere brick. Been a challenge. Yeah. Yeah. Like that's, that's fucking difficult. Yeah.

And it's hard to explain because everything that we do looks so cool. Yeah. And don't get me wrong, it is cool. Like, I'm fucking very privileged to be here. It is the best career ever. I'm just saying there's a side that people just don't understand about. I'm not going to say Hasan and say, dude, streaming is the hardest job in the world. Dude, it's soul-sucking. Shut the fuck up. It's great. There's just some downsides to it. I mean, it's the difference between that attitude and, like, our attitude we always take is, you know, best job I ever had. Even when we bitch about it, it's like, man, we're so fucking grateful to be here. Absolutely. He's super lucky. And I don't think...

It's wild watching that two to three years of, hey, we have this much time. The camera is the focus is on us.

how do I maximize this in case I fall? That's where you build the other businesses. This is where you network. That is when you're popping off. Okay. I need to start expanding into everything else. So I have multiple sources of income. I can, everyone knows me. So I should, I built a brand on me. And I think that's what we did with pepper box, the shirts, the shoes, the energy drinks, the like,

the live shows and then the podcast themselves and it was just stack stack sack sack and yes it sucks cock because you don't get days off yeah but it's worth it in the end because then you're like okay i'm taking care of a whole but like myself my family our friends are taking care of employees are taking care of their families and then we can hire more too it's just the flip side people do not

see. They just think, oh, it's easy. Yeah, they just talk. Yeah, you just go live. What's so bad about that? Which, to be fair, it is very fucking easy, but there's some difficulty to it. Twitch, I think, is really... The one thing I don't get is you really can't take two weeks off because then you're... That's subscription base? Yeah, hell no. They'll forget about you. They'll click on somebody else. It's... Oh, fuck, it's so scary. Because now I'm like... I try to take a day off every three weeks. Fuck. It's just like, Jesus...

I just cannot fall out of the algorithm. I'm going to jump on there later. It's been over a year. I just kind of want to see what happens. You're like up here, bro. You're killing it on YouTube. You already have this huge audience coming in to watch your ass, and you're going to bring in new viewers, which is huge. And you're very good sociable. You'll be able to bring people on. You'll be able to fucking connect very easily. Unless you're really sticking to just the, I'm going to talk about the news.

I would say every now and then maybe cover the news then do a two hour additional on the end of it where it's like and now I'm going to do this thing with these people and just introduce you up to more people because like I'll be real you guys need to talk to Asmogold I would I mean

Yeah. Yeah. Cody, I think he... Yeah, I talked to him. But like here, like bring him here. I would love that. I would love for him to come down. It's been a standing offer. Oh, yeah. The problem is getting him out of his house is very difficult, but I will try to help you guys bring him down here because...

I think it would be really good content. And S-Fan too. S-Fan's great. You all know S-Fan? Yeah. S-Fan, he's like the really big Samoan. I think he's Samoan. I don't fucking know. Maybe he's Mexican. I fucking can't tell. He's the other guy who plays Wild House. We see. I don't know. He's brown.

This Caucasian Herrera guy. He's very confusing looking. I don't fucking know. This is educating me on how little I know about the streamer sphere. Yeah, it's good. It's weird sometimes. People come to your house. They're like, oh, you said we're friends on stream. Oh, God. They'll be like, no, what? Yeah, that happens so many times.

Times oh my god. I had this guy. Oh my god So this there's one of them was an oiler and oiler means the guy who like heavily support your channel and He found my address because he saw me show the front of my door for a half second One stream like four months ago. This happened. You had the number on it or anything or no heat It was just a unique door. It was a very unique door and he knew I live in Austin, Texas so he checked every single fucking door and

yes he checked was he on google streets just driving fucking i i guess so found my house and to be fair he left me gifs of like two of my favorite vtubers do you know what a vtuber is yeah okay that was really interesting y'all not y'all don't know y'all don't look like you know what a vtuber the only reason i know is because we have vtubers that react to our content i don't know uh miss

Who's the fox lady? Curse? I think Remy is one of them. I don't know the... Kitsunaru? Who? Nox. Oh, yeah, Nox. Nox is the fucking man, by the way. Shout out to Nox.

Dudes go to this fuck. I think it was Kersh reacted to it. Kersh is also great. Yeah, Kersh is awesome. Yeah, she reacted to one of our videos. Yeah, that one. So she reacted to us because that was sent to us. Yeah, Kersh is great. They left me two GamerSupps cups. It's a great company. Fucking love GamerSupps. This is the drink. It's yummy. Tactichip?

Yeah, and he left me two of the cups of Neander's and Athol, two beaters who I love with my whole fucking heart, and three Snuggies for me and my two roommates. And he left me a note saying, hey, found your house, so I left you these gifts. And I'm like, this was really nice, but if you come to my house again, I'm going to shoot you. So don't do that. Then I had another people, group of people, who came to my house, took a photo of my front door, and they said, if you ever play Genshin Impact again, we will kill you.

Well, that's a wild one. That one was bad. There was a TikTok song that blew up about me with like 3 million views, 80,000 likes, where it was a song about Genjimak players coming to my house, chopping me up into pieces, and setting me on fire. Hell yeah. And I'm just like, I'm sorry for helping your game. Dude, we've all gotten death threats. You got death lore and a death-like fucking diss track. That's awesome. People don't get that these fucking...

A picture of your door saying, if you do X again, I will fucking kill you.

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It's a good song, though. You're like, just, damn, this is a bop. All right, fuck. They're talented. It was horrible. What is your worst Twitch experience or live streaming experience? Oh, man, there's so many. To name one. Okay. I did a 42-day-long sub-a-thon, which, admittedly, I made around half a million dollars for, which was awesome.

But 42 days. Yes. That's literally like one of those like little Facebook things gets pushed around. Like, would you like live in this cabin for a million dollars for a year with no wifi? Would you stream for 42 days for $500,000? When you say you stream for 42 days, you were sleeping on stream. Yep. Sleeping on stream. No sexy time. Uh,

No, no. Yep. Yeah, none. Turns out against TOS. Yeah, jerking off was really difficult because I had a chronic masturbation addiction back then. So finding time to tactically beat off was really important. I was like, okay, they'll probably give me like a minute if I go to the bathroom and then I'll just add the minute back on the timer. Why are you sweating?

You just had a privacy curtain. So, yeah, I woke up on day 22, 21. And, you know, you're on camera all the time. You forget. You know, you wake up. You know, obviously, when we wake up, you know, things happen to our bodies. We're all growing men here. And I was horny as fuck. And I just immediately just start jerking my shit on stream. And thankfully...

Thankfully, I got away with this because first of all, on full screen was Hell's Kitchen and I was in the minicam underneath. And secondly, I was like, man, my leg was really itchy, guys. Because I was earning the blanket. I was earning the blanket. But you could see the fucking... But I was like, oh man, my leg was just so itchy, guys. Never got banned for it. Never got called out for it. But yeah, that was one of the scariest moments of my life.

And then what's another really bad moment? Oh, God. That's fucking terrible. It's like those streamers that, like, they stand up, pull their pants down, like, yeah. And then they look over and, like, what's up? Yeah.

There was that one guy, I can't remember who it was, but I loved his reaction to it. He was just like, you got me. What can you do? Well. He said, fuck me. Fuck. Another horrible experience. I'm just a sick fucking man. I always think that bad things that happen to me are hilarious.

Obviously, I had a couple people following my house. Sure, that sucked. Have you been swatted yet? Surprisingly, no. Damn. Yeah, that'll be new. You got like, what, five times? I got five under me. Jesus Christ. You're about to prestige. I know, right?

Cody's gold. I actually think I'm too fucked up to actually think of any genuinely bad experience. Like any truly, I try to be very grateful for my time. So yeah, probably just me just jacking off. It was horrible. Yeah. It was kind of awesome, but like the fear was just like, fuck. But also I completed the asthma goal challenge, which is like, see if you can get away with jerking off on stream and nobody catching you. So like I got that under my belt. Has he done that? Well, that's his whole gimmick. I didn't come. That's what really sucks. Because if I did, then I would have actually completed the challenge. But I only like got like,

almost there. And then I was like, why is Jack going so fast? You edge the accomplishment? Yeah. Did it register I'm on straight? Yes, it did. And I was like, man, my leg's itchy. Yeah, I just said that out loud very... My penis would go like... It would actually go inside me? Oh, I guess probably the most haunting moment that still haunts me to today is there was this... Oh, Jesus. There was this... And I hope you guys never look this up.

You should not have said that. That's called the Streisand effect. So I was 330 pounds a couple of years ago. Now I'm down to 230. Congratulations, man. Thank you. I feel much better. I can go up the stairs and not feel like I'm one of them, which is great. But there was this whole thing where OnlyFans girls would get –

butt-ass naked, and then they would put black bars over their titties and their vagina. Yeah, that was when they would do the... There was a whole thing about that shit. Yeah, there was a whole thing. Because that was like where they were edging TOS for Twitch. They're like, oh, how far can we go and get away with it? Yep. So I...

Often as I do, I'm like, I will be the guy to make an example of how bullshit this is. Because I got my homies getting banned for VTubers or for showing too much hip. And then these fucking whores are putting black bars in their tits and their vagina. And nothing's fucking happening to them. So what did I do? I stripped down to my boxers and I just put a black bar over my penis. Right? Yeah.

And so it looks like I'm butt-ass fucking naked. Got my big old fucking 100-pound gut out there. Nipples hanging out. And oh, fuck. It was so gross. But I do a gesture...

where I said, this is wrong because so many people are fucking jerking their dicks on this platform, but my hand goes underneath the black bar to where it looks like I'm jerking off on stream. And then I got like 40 articles about how 30-year-old man goes live and jerks off in front of his child audience. And I'm like... Well, that does sound bad. Yeah.

But lo and behold, day after I do that, they ban everybody who's doing the black bar meta and it stops because it only took one nasty fuck to do it for Dan Clancy to stop jerking off to these girls that he runs on his platform. Dan Clancy's a coomer and we all fucking know

Now he's a fucking boomer. Yeah. Do you know what he's talking about? So the owner, or he's the CEO? The CEO, of course, yeah. The guy that's still the CEO? Yeah. Him and Hassan suck each other off. Oh, yeah, absolutely. I met Dan. He was very nice to me. But yeah, dude's definitely a gooner. Okay.

Because what happened, it was on his phone or something. Yeah. Every time he swipes and it's, it's a for you page on Twitch. Oh no. The streamers are optimized to what you click on. Algorithm. Yes. Dan was swiping through his algorithm and it's just only fans girl, only fans girl, only fans girl, only fans girl. Like for like 13 in a row. And he's like, huh? Weird. Weird.

Crazy? Okay. Why do they keep serving me this? Must be, I don't know. Really good content, I guess. It reminds me of that fucking video that's circulating where it's like the girls and the, like two, I guess a couple on a double date. Like the girls are like, oh, let's play this fun game. Like, let's see your For You page on Instagram. And the guys immediately, there's like phone in the water bowl. Yes.

I don't want to play this game. Mine's just really fucked up memes. Yeah. And race cars. I have a lot of race cars. You're a professional racist. Mine's definitely racist. You taking my title? Food, gym bros, and anime AI motivational speeches. Like Vegeta. Oh my god. You haven't seen Dragon Ball Z?

No, ever. I've never heard of it. Oh, hell yeah. See? That's what I'm saying. Good. Good. That shit is so good. I don't like the Dragon Balls over there. I'm retarded. No, it's just Vegeta giving a motivational speech. Have you heard it? No. That's why. Now I'm like, I would listen to that at the gym. It's so good. It's insane. The world is supposed to be hard. Nothing easy is worth doing. If you want to become a warrior Saiyan, you need to get up and do it.

surpass your limits oh it sounds just like uh fucking jaco becomes a vtuber i love it it is i'm i uh i know i'm gonna go listen next time i'm at the gym i'm like yeah this beats my normal motivational yeah it's that with says music in the background yeah yeah it's so good yeah what music do you listen to in the car eli anime music really

We thought he was a fucking crazy person the first time I came up here. For your birthday. We're driving to the shooting range and we're in his car and he's just blasting anime music. Which ones? I was like, maybe it's just one time. And he just kept doing it. Well, my favorite part of the story, and I don't know if we've said this on the podcast before, maybe we have, but when we were, because we'd gone hard the night before because it was Eli's birthday. We're going to the range the next day. Me and Cody are both like a little hungover.

We are going through windy backcountry, Texas, and he drives like he's a he has a race car driver So he drives like that. Oh, yeah, so we're listening to this fucking like anime intro songs, and I'm just going through my head I'm like man. These are like kind of new friends of mine. I really don't feel good. I might have to puke soon Oh god. This is a nice car And then we get out

And I'm a little nauseous, like I'm right on the edge, and fucking Cody blows past me and pukes in the ditch. And I'm like, okay, thank God. It wasn't just, I thought it was just a me thing. Pulled up and they both just ran to the ditch line. I was like, sorry, I didn't even say anything. One punch man, attack on Titan. You know the good ones. Yeah, yeah. You listen to Hatsune Miku?

No. What the fuck? You know who Hatsune Miku is? What the fuck? Who is it? Look up Hatsune Miku. There's no way you don't know what a fucking Vocaloid is. There's no way. There's no way. It's like one of the most recognizable females of all time. A Boca boy? No. Hatsune Miku is a Vocaloid. A Vocaloid. They're like an artificial intelligence speech thing. Yeah, Miku. Look up Miku. Damn.

I feel like I'm going crazy. You don't know this fucking thing? You've never seen this fucking thing? You don't know this shit? No.

Fuck, that's crazy. Ah, human music. That's my workout music. I sit here- Is this your workout music video? No, this is really a new Meeko. John to the joke. He's in the mirror. Bro, no, that's gross. I feel like every animated- Wait, hold on. Hold on. I've heard this tune somewhere else in a meme.

Yeah, I'm telling you. Oh, the one with Hitler. You're going to have to narrow it down.

That actually blows my mind. Anime openings in Hatsune Miku. I blast that shit in the fucking gym. What are your top five anime? See? He does it. Dude, I go hard as fuck. Oh, now it's normal, Eli. Never mind. I take it all back. Dante, if you hear the Vinland Saga opening one, bro, that shit will gas you the fuck up. It is good. That's the Viking one on Netflix, right? So good, dude. The greatest anime and manga of all time. Second is Berserk. Or first. You probably like it better than Vinland Saga. Yeah.

I think Torfien is the best main character of all time. Fuck, it's so good. True character development. Yes, sir. I'll watch it today. Good. You'll love it. Get to episode four and it'll blow your mind. It is like a little kid and it is fucking vicious. Yes. Vicious, but it's a little kid. Doesn't have as hard of a life as Guts did, but still a hard life.

And then it's how they portray war, amazing, especially Vikings. They're like, oh yeah, we just pillage, kill. That's all we do. And then... That's why Scandinavian women are so attractive. Yeah. They didn't bring home the ugly ones. Nice wife to laugh at. Nice.

But Van Linde, man, I did have the Death Note story. I don't know what that was. Oh, the story you were telling us earlier. Oh, you want to know about what I did? Yeah, what you did. You didn't hear? No, I didn't hear. I just was told Death Note story. Okay. I'll take a note. All right, I'll tell the story. This is completely a true story. I have shared the gospel of the story of the five minutes that I thought I was God on Earth.

So I was in high school and I was dating this chick, beautiful girl. And there was this guy who I'm not going to say the name of just because I don't think I should. And this guy was alleged to be the son of a drug lord from Juarez.

I don't want to fuck with that guy. Now, given he's a little guy, he's like, you know, two years younger than me, he's a little guy. I could have beaten the shit out of him, but I didn't because I'm not trying to get my throat slit and found in a fucking ditch and then being told, oh, he probably killed himself. I fear that every day. He probably killed him

himself. His face was stitched on a soccer ball in Mexico City. What the fuck do you mean? He must have been really bored. Really hated himself. So this guy... Skinned himself with a potato peeler? What the fuck? This guy would hit on my girl. He would slap her ass in front of me. And I could not do shit. And I was so angry. Because usually if somebody fucks with me, I can do something about it. You're a big guy. He's a tall guy. And I've always been a very large guy.

And well, I just finished watching a show called Death Note. So what do I do? I order a death note. God, you watched anime a lot. Yes, I did. I ordered a death note to my house. He got there about two weeks later. And I remember he did it again.

So I go home like in tears because I'm so fucking angry and I don't, I didn't know what to do to feel better. So I'm like, insert name here, dies of a heart attack in math class at this hour. Right? So the next day I go to school and

balloons everywhere. And there's a big banner that says his name on the front of the school. And I'm like, it's this fucking guy's birthday. We have to celebrate this piece of shit. Like I don't even want to show up. Right. And then I go and I see these three girls and they're crying and I'm like, what's going on? They say he died. This guy fucking died. Apparently he got shot up in like Juarez during a drug deal. Right. And I sit there

And I think I'm God. I think that I'm the main character. Now, I want to ask you, what do you think I did? I would have wrote a couple names down. Like, one could be a fluke. I get to the day, I go home, immediately open up that book. And I write down my fucking history teacher's name. Jesus Christ! I go to school the next day.

He's fine. But! But for that day, swear to God I was like, oh man, I'm about to fucking just wreak havoc on this fucking school hall. You didn't have any grandmaster plans on, don't kill so many teachers. You are the embodiment, the actual life use case for like why the death note could not be a thing. Oh my God.

Holy shit. The most powerful I've ever felt in my entire life. Oh my God. I was literally like giggling in class. It was so bad, bro. Like, holy shit. So bad. He's doing that evil laugh. Yeah. While he's running. You're just giggling about it in class later. Your teacher's like, hey, that's enough out of you, John. You're like, watch your mouth. That's sir to you.

Holy shit. Yeah. That's fucking wild. You told that story at brunch. I'm like, Eli wasn't paying attention. Eli! Death note story. I'm glad I wasn't. That is amazing. Oh, there was another story that I wanted to share with you guys. It's kind of embarrassing. It was the first time... Oh my God, this is so lame. This is the first time I ever tried to kill myself. I was in third grade. You started young. Yeah, very young. And you know my... Early bird gets the worm. Yeah, I was...

You guys know Pokemon. Brandon's like, I'm going to have to cut that. I'll leave it in if you want. Early Birkin. I used to be heavily addicted to Pokemon. Still am. Still play Pokemon Go every day. You had that little thing in your pocket that plays Pokemon Go for you. Yeah, I had this thing. I bought this mod. It's probably bannable, but they don't know who I am. It's a modded Pokemon Go thing that just plays the entire game for me. It's fucking awesome. And it throws great balls and ultra balls and spins the stop, so I just get hella EXP even when I'm not even playing the game.

Well, yeah, I had to squirtle. He has a girlfriend. What's your excuse? Anyway. It's very easy to get a girlfriend. Just as a quick side note, if you just give a shit about what they're saying and you don't look at them like they're just like a fucking body.

That's more than what 99% of dudes do on this earth. They just actually give a fuck about them and just listen to what they say and be there for them. And it's pretty fucking easy. You know what I mean? I don't know how people struggle. My rule of thumb is treat them like your guy friends. You will see how far that gets because then you just treat them with a normal conversation. Does it say hit them? Yeah. Yeah.

That's the only thing that'll get you your beer. Put her in an arm bar. She needs a lot of that. I'm an equality kind of guy. Yeah, yeah. I had this Squirtle that used to... It was bugged in the factory. It only spoke Spanish and it kept on saying the F slur. Wait, like in a game or... No, it was like a toy.

Pokemon used to be my life. And my entire life, I was like, when I grow up, I'm going to be a Pokemon master. Well, it took me until third grade to know that Pokemon don't exist. But I thought that you just had to move to Japan. And that's where all the Pokemon were. Yeah.

And so I had no life goal. So I sat in my kitchen on the ground with a butter knife on my neck trying to kill myself. And my entire family walked in on me doing this. And they just laughed at me. They were like, what the fuck are you doing? And I'm like, I'll never be a Pokemon master.

Yeah, kid. Life comes at you fast. Then my gameplay was get hit by a bus and collect pension for the rest of my life. Because like God, the idea of having a real job, hearts in the chat for all you guys who work a real job. I don't know how people do it. I think it is fucking soul crushing. Have you ever worked like a real job?

Not an insulting question. Like genuinely. Like two or three days. Two or three days. I worked at a steak and shake. Calm down, man. What the fuck have you ever done? Yeah, it was about two or three days. I worked at a steak and shake over in Austin, Texas. Oh, dear. I just talked about me working at a steak and shake. Really? Yeah. No, I didn't. Yeah, very nice. Health conditions were disgusting. But yeah, I worked there for about two, three days. I finished training. I did a great job. The first table I sat, they only spoke Spanish.

And I was like, what do I do? People just didn't know. And I was like, okay. And I just walked out. That's it. Never went back. I was like, I'm good. I'm not doing this. When life gets hard, leave. Yes, sir. Your motivational speech. I got that job because I put that I was Diamond in League of Legends on my resume. And they're like, oh, yeah, I heard of this video game. You must be very good at team coordination. And I'm like, yeah, sure. Why not? First off, impressed. That's the actual truth. Oh, man. Yeah.

Homeboy fucks. Way back in the day. These days, I suck ass. I just play Mundo and I just run it down on a park chair. Dude, sweating at video games is so fucking stupid. The older I get, the less I care about being good at video games. It doesn't mean fucking anything. Like, I see motherfuckers who are unemployed, living on fucking welfare, ordering DoorDash for all their meals or just not eating, having, like, Benadryl for dinner. And...

And they think that going from bronze one to bronze or bronze two to bronze one is like, I was really productive today. It's like, no, you're not, bro. Like these things, things.

It's the thing, too, where it's like, okay, isn't this supposed to be fun? Yeah, I know. Isn't this supposed to be like a release from real life? Yeah, and they sweat. It makes no sense. Video games, hot take. I think video games should be for fun. And if that is what brings you fun, great. But if it's ruining your life, if it's not having fun, then maybe we just calm down and we go to the gym. Yeah, exactly. Put that effort into fucking something else. Yes, sir. It's going to make you happy. Gym is the best. But I will never stop repping for the gym because it's like leveling up in real life. Okay?

life i'm like every time i rep on bench press oh plus one strength plus two strength i eat like 40 grams of protein oh fucking plus 40 agility that was what uh like fucking solo leveling made me want to work out all the time oh yeah i was like damn this is like oddly motivating yes sir i loved it it's like his punishment for not doing the like run five miles or whatever it was like okay well now you might die yeah yeah motivates people real fucking quick that's another thing that i always because i once again

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There's something about it that I started doing high interval intensity training, which everybody who doesn't have time to do cardio if you have a busy life, 20 minutes on the treadmill, even 15. You do like for one minute, you don't like it, you don't like it. One minute, you run at 100%. 40 seconds, you walk. One minute, run at 100%.

For me, I never thought I'd like it. But just like the things I have in my head, I'm like chasing fucking bad guys down. I have to fucking catch them. I have to fucking get them. It like unlocks this wolf inside of me. And it makes me feel like a fucking animal.

And it feels very good. Just like the only thing that I'm focused on is my body hurts, my lungs hurt, but I need to fucking do this or the bad guys get away. Oh, it's just so good to feel like a fucking monkey. Me and Eli just rather hit each other. Boxing way better for...

It burns so many calories. I didn't know. This is maybe Google AI fucking up, but I read somewhere that one hour of actual high intensity just boxing for an hour is 800 calories burned. That's what I'm saying. Boxing is the most, I think it might still be, it is the most calories burned and it's like the highest level of athleticism.

For how long you have to go. Let me see. Because I went the first time right before my fight. It was like I was just over 200 pounds for the first time in my life. But it was like in a pretty good way. Like I felt good. Like I had, it wasn't a clean bulk, but I had bulked up. Like I was lifting really heavy. And then I was told I needed to fight at 190. So you had to cut 10 hours? In like relatively like six weeks, something like that, which isn't too crazy. Yeah, you can do it, but it's hard. I had to start eating more to slow down.

how fast I was losing weight. Cause I ended up fighting it. Like I weighed in at like, I don't know, one 88, one 89. And I didn't have to cut water at all. No, that was, you woke up. We were like, okay, let's go downstairs to weigh you in. It was like, Oh, good to go. No water cut. It was just, that's awesome. I did like start like Tony or my trainer told me like, Hey, you need to really start eating more now because you're, you're losing weight too quickly. And we don't want you like walking in there at like one 84. Yeah.

So a pro boxing match, you'll burn in a 12 round match. You'll burn 980 calories. That's fucking insane. How many rounds? That's 12. And it's a per round that is at that level of a dude. You're just boxing. If you've never done it, you can, especially if you're not used to like throwing punches when you get in that ring and you actually fight a bit and then you start moving, your hands get so heavy. Oh yeah. You have a mouthpiece in, you're trying to move and not get punched and it

You're just going to fight or flight. Yeah. It's the instant feedback too, where if you fuck up, you're getting fucking punched in the head. Oh yeah. I'm going to start boxing. I'm just waiting for my body to heal. I got a couple of injuries right now, but I'm going to start boxing. But the only thing I've done near that is probably like professional wrestling. Uh, but that, I don't think that can compare to boxing at all. There's still a lot. I mean, dude, uh, physically intense. Yeah. Uh, what? Uh, creature class got fucking pushed.

Core Clash? The new one. Yeah, hilarious. By iDubbbz little thing. Because they stepped out, all that shit happened, and then they lost two fighters. Harley being one. Harley was like, I'm out.

Like, no, you want to do this shit? Did you guys know that they were trying to put me on that? No. And I said, fuck no. No shit. Yeah, so they wanted to replace me with Harley. Idubbbz reached out to me to get me on Creator Clash. But he didn't know that I don't fuck with him because he just fucked over Ethan so hard. And I don't fuck with people who fuck over their friends. And they used to be best friends. He has stories too. Really? Yeah.

What happened? Oh, me and Ian used to be homies. Really? Yeah. Yeah, I mean, we played World of Warcraft together for a little bit as well. He was honestly a pretty enjoyable guy, but he started dating this one chick, and he's just kind of gone down the other side. Everyone has the same story on that. Literally. He literally was cool. Started dating that one. I don't know her fucking name. And then he just became a fucking cock. Did you guys see that he was apparently a virgin before he died?

Yep. Yeah. It's that's tail as old as time where you get a relatively cool dude finds his first piece of tail and then becomes an asshole. Yep. That was it away. He got Cody did a post. What'd you do on that? I forget. With what? Oh, you made a post, I think, or something. No. So he went to a range day with me one time. Like we used to talk a lot about content creation and stuff and COVID rolls around. I get bored at home. So I make an only fans where I'm showing my meat and,

Really? Well, basically, I'm taking a steak and I'm rating a steak. See, that's the reaction that you're supposed to have.

genius i thought it was funny so i'd be wearing like just an apron of course i'm wearing like boxers underneath and i'd reach down like this is my only fans and this is an a5 wagyu from down the street and i would talk about it and um i sent it to sent it to ian and he got mad and called me and like said i was making fun of anisa and like i wasn't i just thought it was i just thought it was a funny bit because i was sitting at home during covid and you'll just you'll never understand what it's like to be an ally

Yeah. It was, he's like said stuff like that. And yeah, just like, I haven't talked to him since I was like five years ago over that. Yeah. And I've, I've like texted him and tried to reconnect with him. He just won't talk to me anymore. That, that is the problem with content creation relationships that they are so fucking fragile. And like, if you don't bring people into your friendship before you make it big, like,

It is very hard to tell who are the people you're going to talk to for five minutes versus five years. And it's, you know, it's a lot more towards the latter than the, or the former rather than the latter. Meanwhile, we've all known each other for like better part of a decade. Yeah. That's very rare for you. That's very, very, very rare. The majority of kind of girls I know hate their fucking lives, hate every single person around them and they just want to isolate. It's fucking crazy. Yep. They sit online and they talk to their chat and the chat's the only thing that they enjoy doing. It's freaky as shit, bro. It's weird. Again, I think that's,

Not to single out streamers too much, but I think that's largely a streamer thing as well. It absolutely is a streamer thing. It 100% is. That can't be good for your brain long term. For most people, anyway. YouTubers are definitely way more chill. I've pretty much never had an issue with a YouTuber. It's just... I have. Really? Yeah, a couple times. Piece of shit, though. Like, literal pieces of shit. Can we lore drop? Yeah.

Oh, you know, I can, I can talk about it. I talked about it a little bit before. I was just, it's one of those like dad moments where it's like, I'm not mad. I'm just disappointed. Uh, we had the, I did a thing guys down. I did a thing and boy, boy, where, uh, we got hooked up through a, um, like a Mr. Beast producer, like hit me up. He's like, Hey, these guys want to do some stuff while they're in the States. Uh, they want to attach a machine gun to a robotic dog. And I'm over here. That's cool as shit. I absolutely don't fucking do it. We workshop it a little bit. They come out.

We sit there in my shop. It takes a day or two to get something functional working. I had some prototype ideas we had to adjust on the fly. We were able to make it kind of work. I had to use something pretty light. I think the most functional thing was an MP5. That's what we ended up rolling with, full-auto MP5. They got this remote piloted dog and we got this little thing that we can hit to trigger the machine gun part. It was neat as fuck.

And then the video comes out and it's a total anti-gun hit piece. And I'm like, guys, what the hell? Why the fuck would they do that? Just they were... The whole thing was supposed to be anti-gun from the start. They just didn't fucking tell us. Yeah. And my thing was like, look, guys, if you had just told me what this was going to be from the start, I would have still done this with you. I just would have asked for like... I think the bare minimum of fairness is like, hey, let me tell my side. Yeah. Let me...

Let's do it evenly where I can tell the pro-gun approach while you do the anti-gun thing. And we do a pretty fair and balanced, to use that expression, little piece there. But we still get to make the content. Because it took multiple days of me and my team, my employees who I pay, all of my guns, my ammo, my shop, our range, all this stuff that they just...

I made zero dollars off of it. Yeah. I was just doing this for fun because I thought it was cool and I thought they were cool guys. And at the time, they were very fun to hang out with. Yeah. I'll say we had a great time. Like, we were going to lunch and shit. Like, awesome dudes. That is something that sucks. When you're like, we could have been really tight, but then you... Yeah. And it's like, dude, what the fuck was up with that? Yeah. It's like, I just don't understand how...

I don't know, creators like that. Just be decent human beings. It's not really that fucking hard, I don't think. I missed that entire thing, but it was even... You told me about the

man or the e-type silhouettes like the silhouettes are crazy yeah they they sent out uh fucking child size child targets like cardboard cutouts children yeah but why because they were making a thing about uvalde and like basically like oh yeah this is like you know if we sent this in for you know school security you know shit like that and they're like quasi intentionally shot some of the child targets it's like

This is getting a little like on the edge. Well, they tried to blame that on us too. They said that we put the targets up, the children targets. Yeah. And it was only because of your vlog that we had video evidence where I was like, Oh yeah, shit. These got mailed to the shop the other day. I didn't know like,

I didn't know who the fuck these were for. I thought it was like a demo for a printing company or something. That is really scary if you didn't have that on footage. You'd just be fucked. Because I just happened to be in the background, like, vlogging at a shop. I was like, whoa, that's crazy. Who the hell would send those here? And then, of course, later on, they're like, they even had child targets. Fuck that. Completely lying. That's so shitty. That's so shitty. They got fucking shit on it. They deleted the comments, though.

though. Because they're not used to lying about people. And I hope that this is not like a common thing. Hopefully they're not used to lying about people, period. But they're not used to lying about people with an audience who can fight back. Because I immediately did a response video where I was like, hey, guys, this is a little fucked up. Like, what was that all about? I don't think they're bad people. Like, they're

I don't know. They're bad people. If you do that to just people you just met. It always sucks. You want to give them the benefit of the doubt, but the thing that I've learned is, man, you just get fucked if you give people the benefit of the doubt these days. It's so bad. I just can't imagine doing that to somebody. It's like, really? And sleeping just fine at night? Yeah. That's just wild. Editing that, I'd be like, man, I can't do this. They gave me the ammo. They took me out to eat. These are really cool guys. Even now that they fucked me over, I'm kind of like...

I really don't want to throw too much shade, but come on. Yeah. Yeah. That's what's wild. I don't know. Twitch, though, is on that next level, it seems. Yeah. That seems like standard for Twitch. Yes, and that's so unfortunate. It is. I've made a career of completely... I will be real. I had a time where nine creators came to me at the same time, and I f***ed all of them.

It's called the great 1v9ing. It was awesome. I fucking suplexed these motherfuckers. Nine creators came in at the same time saying some dumb shit.

fucking obliterated them and I've definitely made a career of stacking bodies on top of each other of every dumb motherfucker who comes to me it always ends the same it ends the same every time they will get fucked but so many people know that if you type tectone bad and I'm gonna be real I will probably see some comments saying tectone bad but it's this is why my audience has never left me for six and a half years every time somebody says some dumb

I prove them wrong. I fucking crush them into the ground because you have to, because if you don't, they will come back. I mean, I've had people like going after like my family members going after my fucking wife at the time, you know, like just pulling up this weird shit, like even going after my little sister. And I'm like, what the fuck are we doing here, guys? People get nuts over there because when you're on the top of the directory in these mobile games, they know that if they fuck you up,

Then they get all those viewers, right? They will get all those. And it got to a point where I was in such heat in this space. If someone were to come at me, they would gain a thousand viewers. They would gain 1.5 thousand viewers of all these people who fucking hate my ass just because I don't like the game Genshin Impact anymore, which it was the dumbest. But yeah, it's great because my audience knows give me a week. I'll fucking make these people disappear. I hate them, bro. I hate them. They're so fucking stupid.

Shoutouts to Envyocity and Otzi. There's this one guy, there's this one, I hear you now, there's this one f***ing guy. This guy's called Envyocity. He's completely deleted his Twitch channel, he's completely like, ghosted his f***ing main channel, and now he, he, I'm not, out of respect to him, I'm not gonna say what his new channel is, but I know it's you. He came at me, and Asmongold, and in this game...

In this game, in Genshin Impact, you pick these things called mint, right? And he would go live for eight hours, just pick mint. That was his whole stream. And he would get like 5,000, 6,000 viewers, right? And he came at me and he said, my trauma with Tectone. And he said that he developed PTSD because I was trying to compete with him in this game called Genshin Impact. Because in these video games, you can be a whale, which is spending thousands of dollars, or you can be free to play.

So what gave him PTSD was me going into his stream and giving him $500 to spend on this game. And yes, this sounds retarded because it is. And he says, you insulted my free-to-play pride. And he writes a 47-part Twitter document taking like, he's a piece of shit because of this. His wife's a piece of shit because of this. And so me and Aspen start calling him a mint picker. Yeah.

That's such a slur. Did you make that a shirt? No, but it is the first gotcha slur. I should make that. Mint picker. And legit, this guy hasn't uploaded in a year. If you go to his channel, every comment is calling him a dirty mint picker. So that's my theory is anything becomes a slur when you put dirty fucking in front of it. Doesn't matter what it is.

Holy shit. Because Mint Picker's so innocent. Yeah, it is. Me and my friends, Sear and Raffle Gator, we would try to make things sound like slurs that weren't slurs. And in this game called Rust, there would be people who would run around with no clothes on. And so, you know, they're naked. So we would call them, you fucking nake! And it sounds so bad. So you're friends with Raffle Gator? Yes. Alright, we both...

The new Marcus shit. What's the new Marcus shit? Marcus when he plays VR chat. When Raffle does VR chat and he runs into Marcus. Oh wait, so you're like a big Raffle Gator fan? No, I'm not at all. Cody is? We're super into Marcus. You guys show me that one. Yeah, that's Raffle Gator.

Wait, have you had him on here? No. I don't know anything about him. I've never spoken to him before. Do you want to? He's awesome. Yeah, dude. All I get is Marcus shit on my feet. You infected me with it. Use me as much as you want. Anybody you want out here, let me know. I'll get them down here. We were making jokes about that at brunch. Yeah, we're all brutes.

I hope they have corn chips. Yeah, Raffle Gator is the fucking man. Like, I did a sub-a-thon. It's my second sub-a-thon where I spent just 30 days with him every day in VR. Um,

and it was bad. You'd see shit. Do you think these girls in this game are actually touching your body? It's like Phantom Sense. You feel them touching you. Is it 30 straight days of VR? Are you sleeping with VR? I was sleeping with VR, yeah. Oh, fuck that. I would wake up in VR. It was bad.

I've seen, I think the first person that did that on YouTube and did a, put it out. But that I, I always wondered what that was. Yeah. It sucked. I'm just imagining you like pissing in a VR toilet and realizing it's like the end of your wall. But yeah, no, he, he is like one of the funniest fucking people. Always been great to me. Uh,

Wait, did you meet Marcus? No, I've never met Marcus. Yeah. I haven't been VR in a while because I liked it too much where I just had to get out. Okay. Yeah. There was this, there was this mute I had and their ass was like ridiculous. Do you want to mute us? No. Oh, so there'd be like people who would like pretend to be girls online. Yeah. Yeah. And they would, they would pretend to be girls online. They wouldn't talk to break the immersion. Um, and they would like just shake their ass for you. And they would like, you know, just be like, they would just slut themselves out. And I was like, man, this is just like, yeah, I'm,

What am I doing here? So I had to get... I haven't talked to anybody from BRChat since then because it fucked me up so much. Because I liked it way too much. But the other thing is... I feel like a Vietnam veteran in a helicopter. It's like that meme where it's like black and white. But the other really weird thing is... Is it the part that I really didn't like? Is that...

People in the VR chat sphere, when you RP with them, some of them don't get that it's RP. And they think it's like serious. So you'll RP with someone and then you'll meet them in real life and they'll think everything that happened between y'all was real sh-

And it's led to some very uncomfortable scenarios. You know, and I don't want to get into that too much, but some very weird shit happened. Can you give one? Well, it's like, you know, you RP as someone's, like, you know, girlfriend, right? And then you meet him in real life, and they're a dude. And it's a dude. And they're like, I thought you were my boyfriend. And then they try to do shit.

You know what I'm saying? You get what I'm saying here? No, I don't. So yeah, it's been a very uncomfortable situation, but yeah, Rob, love Rob. All right. Get him here. I'm more a man. Yeah, I like the Marcus side of you on chat. That's pretty funny. Dude, you know what? I'm not. Hey. Oh, Jesus. It's been so long. It is like that, but way worse.

Like sitting on your lap and starting grinding on you. It's weird as fuck. Oh, yeah. You should, you know what? The boys learn. The gang learns. Weird. I don't know. That is what the fuck? Yeah, yeah. This is why people think people like you need to touch grass. Yeah, yeah. You should do date night with Rob.

Have you seen that? No. Oh, man, it's so weird. Wait, what is it? Date Night is where he brings in streamers and then, like, 14 different people, like, try to RP as, like, who you'd fall in love with. And it leads to some hilarious situations. Like, it is so good. Like, you'll have people, like, just, like, slutting themselves out for you. It is the most debaucherous, degenerate shit of all time. And again, I'm assuming most of these are dudes.

Yeah, the pro is all theirs. It's fucking all theirs. My Mexican fiance would still slit my fucking throat while I'm playing VR. You know what? You're absolutely right. Man, I like this podcast more. I feel very thankful. I'm not grinding on dudes. Don't knock it to your truck, man. It's great.

And with that... And with that, we can do the action show for 10 minutes, but we can close her out. I remember I had this buddy called Makari, and he got so turned on that he involuntarily came in his pants from the VR girls grinding on him. And oh my God, he got ragged. Because it was on stream too. He got like, oh bro, he got ragged on so fucking hard. Zero physical stimuli. Zero physical, just fucking came.

Brother needs to touch some grass. No, but he does. He absolutely does. LaCarrie is also the fucking man. Like, the funniest guy. If you like Rob, you would love LaCarrie. He's awesome. Big black guy. Fucking huge dick. I've seen his dick, too. Fucking enormous. Streamers, man. Jesus Christ. We were doing this thing called the Trash Talk Tournament with Soda Poppin', where I got my first big hate thread because I talked over Queen Emeru when she was attempting to do her sponsor while I was fucking shit-faced, shit-talking somebody else during the...

trash talk tournament i got a fucking hate thread for trash talking at the trash talk tournament that was bullshit but uh licor made it to the finals and he was shit-faced and the other guy russell cheated the entire fucking time he was sober as fuck um but licor was faced he like passed out like mid fucking game because he was so hammered

So I have to carry this guy because I'm the only guy big enough to pick up this fucking 250 pound black man and his fucking girlfriend's there and she's like, I just want to have sex! I really want to have sex! And he starts taking off his pants and I see this big old fucking hammer handle and the girl's like, just wait till we get home, sweetie. Wait till we get home.

I'm like, oh my god. I hold this guy's fucking head while he's bombing in the toilet. But yeah, it gets crazy, bro. Some streams are nuts. That was a great time. Even the hate thread was hilarious. It was so funny. Well, we're about to go to the after show. Really? Well, first off, where do we find you? Oh, so I stream every day on YouTube and Twitch, 9 a.m. CST, every single day.

Twitter, I'm a fucking asshole on Twitter. I'm not going to lie. I'm a fucking piece of shit. You haven't met Cody. But yeah, to be honest, just YouTube. I've been doing a lot more variety content lately. It's been great. And this was awesome, by the way. This was a very, very easy fucking podcast because I don't know if the viewers at home know.

These are difficult to keep the conversation flowing. This was fucking butter. Eli, I'm just going to say, bro, your ability to keep the shit flowing, goddamn. Thank you. Set up the camera, set up the set, fucking run. He's a god. We got a good team here. Hardship to chat for this guy. It's a pleasure to have you on. Absolutely. It was awesome. And also, thank you for your service once again.

go fuck off your name though you gotta say your name oh yeah my name is tech tone t-e-c-t-o-n-a there we go it's like find me here and then naturally yeah youtube.com sorry i never do this youtube.com forward slash tech tone bye everyone thank you for coming to the unsubscribed podcast i was joined today by eli double tap tech tong brandon herrera and myself donald operator join us on the patreon after show we love you

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