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I'm going to circle back to that because I think I need to spend way more time on that and articulate it or try to the best I can.

I don't know what order to do this in. It is so difficult because I want to be like, hey, here's the happies. And then if I get emotional, here's the emotional part. So the thank yous, I'll probably get emotional. So we'll go to here's the charities that you guys changed and the lives you changed and the charities that will benefit from this. So we are supporting some of these same nonprofits that we did last year. Organization of Autism Research and My Brother Rocks the Spectrum.

Those are amazing organizations. We have also added new ones and spread that love. Those new organizations are Seattle Children Autism Center,

Foundation for Autism Care, Education and Services, Project Hope Foundation, the Northwest Autism Center, and the Gifted Alliance. Each one of these nonprofits is fantastic. I do so much research before picking these.

We check the back end. We check how much money is actually allocated to the services versus management and all the marketing and stuff like that. That is the one thing. It's actually really difficult to find really good nonprofits. So finding these ones when you see that, it's awesome to see. And that's why I know you would all support those causes. These are organizations that help families, help children, help adults,

that are autistic or with special needs. They provide so many services for individuals that might need a little bit of help. And if you want to do your own research on each one of these, by all means do. You don't even have to go check them out. You all made...

that possible i didn't even i didn't even say the number we raised 235 000 unsub got to donate 235 000 what was what was last year's number 110 000 we doubled last year's number and we did 235 000 all because of you oh like holy shit y'all that's

fucking amazing. So give yourselves a pat on the back because y'all deserve it. Now we'll go to the winners before we hit that. Thank you. And a couple of other things we're working into. Oh yeah. Look, look, Echelon. Yes, we have new Echelon flavor. It is a limited edition, so it's probably going to go quick, but, uh, I just wanted a giant shout out to Echelon for making this possible, letting us be owners of this. And then, uh,

listening to me being a dick and being like, Hey, I fucking hate the spicy shit. Can we, uh, can we do our own thing? And then being like a hundred percent what needs to happen and then doing, doing actually test like AB testing until we got it where I was like, Holy moly, this is amazing. And then be like, is it good? Okay. And let's figure out a way to

to tie this in with some veteran nonprofits and change more lives. I hate companies. I hate organizations. I hate channels that put themselves first. That is the one thing we will never do, period, ever is put ourselves first. You amazing humans out there will always tell us what you want. And our job is to listen to that. That

is what business should be about. We are actually at the Army 250 at DC. So come hang out, come say what's up, get a bro hug. And we also have the live tour happening at the end of this year. And we heard you Midwest and Northwest. We are coming out to you also. So we got you, we got you. The prizes and the winners for the unsub safe. The unsub steelhead safe. Drum roll. Okay.

Seth Green. Seth Green, congratulations. We will be sending you an email. The one of one TISM knife from Maximus Knives. Jacob Taylor.

That is a very white name. There's probably a couple of you out there with that name. Congratulations to Jacob Taylor. We will send the Jacob Taylor an email. The signed hardheaded veterans full spectrum helmet. Probably one of my favorite ones we're giving away. That is, I'm very happy with that thing. The winner is Louis R. Navarro. Louis R. Navarro. Probably less of those.

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Big shout out to each and every one and congratulations to the winners. Ah, you all are amazing. Now to the thank you part of this. Oh, oh, okay. To the thank you part. This is where I'm like, I wanted to keep the energy high for the other stuff because I know this is it is being thankful is it.

It's hard. This is why I'm, this is take two on it. Cause I, I ramble and I might ramble even on this one, but I just want to say thank you each and every one of you for everything you have made possible. Y'all raised $235,000, uh, through buying merch and supporting us. And then through that, we are able to write those massive checks to change lives and

For people that need help. Maybe a little pick me up. Or maybe ABA. Or little things in life. But it makes a difference. And those organizations make that possible. And it only can be done. Because each and every one of you watch or support this show. And us. And I will never be able to be thankful enough for that or show that. And I know that. And that is why this is the hardest part for me.

Because you have all built an amazing community. We get to watch the lives being changed. We get to see the messages that we get. We get to see the support you all give to each other. And I know how rare that is. And it fills all of our hearts with joy being part of that. Makes me speechless.

And it makes me so happy and thankful. The lives you all are changing with what you did, it's hard to put into words because I'm fortunate. Ryden's fortunate.

And that's a rare thing. And you're going to have families out there that have special need kiddos or kiddos with autism that are scared, that might need a little bit of money, might need a little bit of help, but they don't know what to do. And they call, they look out, they reach out and they're lost. But now these organizations can extend them a hand in those scary times. And that speaks volumes to what all you did is.

I was terrified of being a dad. I didn't know how it was going to be. I didn't even have connections with pets or anything like that. Very disconnected when it came to things like that. So when I got the news that I was going to be a dad, I didn't know what to do. I was terrified. I just thought I was going to, I didn't know if I was going to connect with my kiddo. And then I held him.

And my world changed. And I knew from that moment forward, I was going to provide the best life possible for this little baby, for this little human. And I'm going to make him as proud as possible as my father did for me. My sister Celeste, she's one year older than me. She has autism. I didn't know that until much later in life. Really, until Rhytem...

Raiden was diagnosed is when it really clicked. My father pushed my sister the same way I push Raiden. He loved her and he just molded her education for her. Celeste went from special ed classes to normal classes. Why? Because my dad cared more than anything about each and every one of his kiddos and their education.

And watching that man provide and work so hard for us. And then go above and beyond for her so she could just learn the way she needed to learn was something that always ingrained in me.

and watching her go from special ed classes to normal education classes and then busting his ass to get her in private school just so she could get that extra help she needed all I could think about was my papa did this for his daughter

I need to do this for my son. So once we got the diagnosis for Ryan, he's like, hey, kiddo has autism. There was no fear. There was no doubt. There was no, oh, no. It was immediately, oh, man. Okay. Okay. We got this. We got this. This little man's going to be amazing. He is going to have his little talents. We just have to find the best way out.

to showcase those talents. We have to find the best way that he'll learn and go above and beyond. And it can be terrifying for those parents out there that might not know what to do with that diagnosis or how to approach it. Don't worry. You're going to have your ups and downs, but I promise you at the end of the day, it is going to be an amazing journey

Give them the opportunity to teach you because they are amazing little people. You'll see it's truly a blessing with how their braids work. Their innocence, their bluntness. It's such an experience that is a blessing and it might be confusing. It might be scary, but I promise you it is so rewarding once you find what makes them click.

When that happens, it is the most beautiful journey you will ever experience. So to the parents out there or the people with family members that have autism or special needs, go along with the ride, be prepared for the journey. It is an amazing one and it is a blessing. Watching how y'all support Riding 2 is just one of the most beautiful things a dad could ask for. I have nothing but joy and

pride in my heart for all you do for that little man and at least in me speechless and say thank you a thousand times but it will never be enough because you all have went above and beyond in ways i could have never imagined you have all helped so many people myself included my son included

the other hosts and all we can do is say thank you and it's never going to be enough but we will try our damnedest to be the best versions of ourselves to make changes to stand up for what we think is right

And to lead by example. And to motivate. That's our only way we can show our appreciation for what all you have done. So from the bottom of my heart. From all our hearts. Thank you. Each and every one of you. You all are amazing humans. You might go through some hard times. You might hit your speed bumps in life. But know we are always here for each and every one of you. And this community is always here for all of you. We will pick each other up.

We will motivate each other and we will persevere. Man, I love each and every one of you. Thank you for changing my life and for changing Ryden's life. Enjoy the episode. Sorry if it was a little long-winded. I made it through without crying. Cheers, y'all. Three, two, one. Ooh, got a little something. Yeah, I got a little foam on me.

Hi, everyone. Welcome to the Unsubscribe Podcast. I am joined today by Eli Double Tap Fat Electrician, JDaddy.

Might be one of our favorite guests of all time. We don't know yet. Brandon Herrera. It's myself, Donut Operator. We love you. Thanks for coming. Fuck all those other people coming. All guests before this. Rich, fuck you. I love you. As we already showed you, those beers were drank by a gentleman that was there when they raised the American flag over Iwo Jima. What's your biggest accomplishment? My biggest accomplishment? What?

Well, you're competing for most favorite, so I just figured we should start off. You are way cooler than the guy that stormed Normandy Beach or Iwo Jima.

No pressure. Thank you for your service. It's like, damn, what the fuck did I do? That guy stormed Iwo Jima. That guy got molested. What are your accomplishments? I just run through doors and I, yeah, that's all I do. I film myself doing some dumb shit and that's awesome. He's one of us. We were so excited for this one because

We all have seen your content one way or another if we didn't know the name. It's like it pops up, you're saying. It'll just pop up. You see that shit. You're one of those creators where it's like, hey, yeah, we're having this guy come on the podcast. Oh, I don't know who that is. Yes, you do. You just don't know it. This guy. Oh, I've seen that guy. There you go. Jay, bring it up. Do you mind if we play a little clip of some of your stuff? Oh, shit.

Alright guys, the last letter of Hangman. What is it guys? Come on. Great job, Jimmy. Look at you, buddy. You are just killing it. Alright, this is a tricky one. Anyone? Yeah, we'll monetize it for you. Put it up for two hours. Just a compilation. This whole channel. We dig it. We have only gotten copyright struck. Dude.

Super excited to have you on. - I appreciate that, dude. - You started content how long ago? - Dude, this was in 2020. So TikTok, the whole like COVID shit, obviously that was like when everyone was chilling, doing their whatever it is, quarantine. I'm in my apartment, my job fell through with COVID. And I said, I'm sitting in my apartment. I'm like, let me make some videos. I do TikTok. And they weren't like the skits that I do now.

I was most surprised you started with TikTok. Didn't know that because you go hard and that's why we all love your content. You do not. You're unapologetic about your content. That's the thing. I took it and I got banned. I thought everything was over. I was like, oh shit, I made 3 million followers. I was like, this is it. This is going to be amazing. Whatever the hell. I'm getting paid through the creator fund. I can show my ass again. But I was getting paid and they banned me in like 2022. Lost my money. I couldn't get it out or whatever the hell.

I'm like freaking the fuck out. I'm thinking this is all over. I go to a new job. I'm delivering pizzas and shit because that's what I used to do. Like just trying to be flexible so I could do the content and shit like that. And then after that, yeah, I was freaking out over that. I'm trying to think of the whole timeline. Well, did you go? So you were at 3 million followers? Yeah, but it was like TikTok videos. It wasn't like the shit I do now. So I did.

3 million followers on TikTok, made great views, did like part comedy series, like 30 part series of whatever the hell it would be. You said that it's different than the stuff that you do now. What kind of stuff were you doing back then? It was just, again, like the TikTok style videos. Like trends? They weren't as like...

elaborate. They weren't planned out. They weren't written. They were more improvised and shit like that. You know, when you just do a selfie video or something like that. Did you lose all that content when you lost your account? Yeah, I lost everything and that's the thing. So seven months of being banned and then what happened? Timeline. I'm...

email. TikTok support is non-existent. There's no agents. There's nothing. So I said, how the hell am I going to get this back? There was a time I just gave up. I was like, I'm good. I'm not going to do this shit anymore. And seven months go by. I said, dude, I need this account back. I can't be delivering pizzas and shit. I had something. And it's like, you know, you think you've made it. You're like, oh, fuck. Three million followers. Okay, great. But little did I know the grind never stops. I have to fucking email all these guys. I take all the TikTok emails.

I find everyone I could, I make 10 emails of my own and I just start emailing. I'm like, probably like, I'd say 10 emails from each email of mine. So a hundred emails a day. I just kept spamming all these support emails.

Robotically, they would come in and they'd be like, no, this is denied. This is denied. This is denied. All I needed was one. Listen here, Ben. Yeah. If you don't approve my account to be reinstated, I'm going to tell your boss that you said Taiwan's a country.

here we go yeah so dude it just I mean that was I'm trying to think of like because I want to get the timeline straight because it was nuts dude I get it back I get the email that it goes up and I'm like freaking out I'm like

I don't want to be a bitch, but I was crying. I'm like, oh my God, I got my money back. I got my followers back. Let's keep this going. And immediately I said, fuck TikTok. We're going to Instagram. My friend told me about Instagram. Dude, get into reels, get into reels. And then I went to, yeah, Instagram, YouTube. And that's when the switch of like making them for YouTube, clipping them for TikTok and Instagram came from. And that was like,

I mean, probably the best decision I've made because now I grew that shit from YouTube was 10K, Instagram was 30K. People think that like, oh, you pulled your TikTok following. - It doesn't translate. - And it's like, it doesn't, it doesn't at all. I had to grow that shit all naturally. So I like to say I started in, I say 2020, but I started in like 2023, like,

When they locked your money behind the, I didn't even know they could do that. Dude, I just couldn't pull it out. It was my fault. The thing is, is that I couldn't, you could either leave it there or you can transfer right into PayPal and get it out of there. So I didn't know that if you get banned, like if they're just going to keep that locked, you know, I thought it would still come out and go to PayPal or something. The classic blunder of not pulling out. Yeah. Yeah. There you go. 18 years. Yeah.

I've learned a lesson. So yeah, fuck. That's almost like the exact same thing that Justin Unley told us. He remember he built like tons of followers on TikTok. Yeah. And just one day they said, nope, you don't have your account anymore. I've heard that from so many. I said, I'm never going to trust because then you have no job security. You're like, oh shit. Like I think I can make a living off of this and you have nothing. I mean, obviously it can happen, but for as much as we,

kind of shit on YouTube sometimes. YouTube is unfathomably better. Way better. You can at least contact somebody on YouTube and they'll be like, hey, here's what you did wrong or what we think you did wrong. Here's the recourse. Would you like to talk about it? At least there's some communication. They're almost as good as Pepperbox. Almost. If I get my content taken down on Pepperbox, I will show my ass. Not like Richie.

And it would be fine. So, I mean, Sav got her first account deleted, half a million. And then she built that new one she has, but she doesn't do TikTok at all anymore. She's like, man, I'll just focus on the IG. It seems like by far the worst platform for just randomly losing your account. Dude, even people that just have family accounts, they don't even have to do that. I understand my shit, like the edgy humor and stuff. So I can understand getting banned for certain videos. But even people that have children in their videos,

Or they could just be a cooking channel and they say the wrong thing. Maybe they don't and it just gets taken down. Cody had... And you're like, holy fuck. What was it that got you...

I did a skit years ago where I showed the butt of a rifle, not even the full rifle. You can just see the stock right here. You can't show guns at all. They took down my account for a little bit. They took down my account for a little bit because I would show World War II pictures. It was when I did a video on the M1 Grand, and it was just a World War II soldier holding a gun. Yeah.

They don't have any stipulations like, oh, this is just a documentary or this is just a biography of someone. They don't have anything that's telling them. It's almost like the retarded fucking communist. Crazy. I know. Weird. I got banned on TikTok. I actually forgot about this until just now. Yeah. I got banned on TikTok at one point for putting up a... There was a small period of time where I tried TikTok. And for a gun guy, that's just not going to happen. But I got banned because of a video of self-harm. Yeah.

Yeah. Because it was me hanging around, fucking around with Scott from Kentucky Ballistics, and he had a stun gun, and it was just him going, ow, ow. Like, he just kept facing himself. Yeah. Even, dude, even the stuff I did, like, I couldn't do, if I'm doing someone, like, getting offed or getting killed, again, the Final Destination skit, it's like breaking necks with the ragdolls or whatever, which we'll get into, but...

that you can't do any of that on TikTok so I can't even if I try to make it look good and because if I make it look too good it's like oh shit like that's real he killed a man yeah I killed him so that's how it works you gotta do the accent though he killed a man oh my god he killed him wait that sounds right yeah that's right

I haven't done my Asian voice in a while. I was thinking about that last night. I was like, man, I haven't done that. It's like, holy crap. Oh, he got the J-Daddy. He killed people. He is so bad. My guy, very bad. Okay, we ban him. Okay, next person. Brandon Herrera. He Mexican. We ban him. Okay, Cody. Mr. Chow. I did that Mr. Chow. Mr. Chow. Cody racist, man.

Yeah, what is your favorite slur? We like slurs. Yeah, what is your favorite slur? Let's get into that. We'll just start listing them and tell us where it falls in one order. A tier iceberg. S tier, F tier. Ready, go. All the way down the list. S tier, right here.

Oh, that would be so good and I hate it. That would be so viral. Okay, right here we're going. It's just all blurred out things. We need to do this. Pepper box. Well, maybe. I'm just saying a fun skit, Nick, where we don't actually show the words. Nick's like, why not? We'll just have our lawyer, Jake, come in and say it for us so we don't have to say it. We'll just say what category it's in. Oh, no.

Or we could get one each person from each category to say it for us. We have a... I call S tier. I don't think that's what he meant. It was like the forging of the four slurs. Seven to... Oh, man. I call S tier. That's a shirt by itself.

I want to do a, we rank those. That's a good clip. That is a hilarious clip. Awesome. We're doing that this tomorrow, tonight, whenever. There's a new merch drop. Is that merch? Yeah. There you go, dude. Bad bitch. Okay, dude. We got the mugs, too. Yep, yep. I saw you wearing the merch. Wow. Dude, I need a mug. You guys got a mug for me? Rich is a bad bitch. Yeah, I'll use yours. Don't clean it.

we all stay at home are we gonna is this guy need to be in the offenders or we haven't done that in a while oh yeah you actually would be it okay you know about the offenders no so it's our superhero group okay um so how this works is you get to pick a superpower yeah but your superpower has an offset that's a negative and we get to pick what the offset is so for example okay

I can fly, but I have to shout racial slurs. Got you. Okay, I think I saw something like this. Yeah, so it's hard going to Section 8 housing communities to save children. Everyone's super mad. Cody's using a lot of it. So I say the power, you guys tell me my negative? Correct. Oh, shit.

So you said flight. Who's every, can we go through everyone? We have so many, honestly, super speed. He's flight. I'm like a professor Xavier. Okay. He can't, he regenerates after he dies. Um, pretty much any power is open at this point. You just pick wherever you want. Dude. I'm really thinking about this one. Don't worry. Yeah. Yeah.

You're gonna keep... Out of everything. That's what got rich. A tea kettle. A tea kettle over there. Fuck. I love that. Okay, so I feel like the Spider-Man thing's a little... I don't think anybody's done that. I don't think anybody's done Spider-Man. Dude, I fucking love Spider-Man. I mean, I'm born in New York, so...

Always had dreams of being Spider-Man. Okay, cool. The web comes out of your dick and you have to deliver pizza for seven months in between each shot. I knew I had a fucking fuck. What? Tell me. Wait, he gets one dick swing and then he's like, oh no! Because you get one shot. Spider-Man 2, he loses his powers and he's like, oh fuck, no! I like, give him all the powers, he just has, they just shut off at random times. Randomly. Okay. Okay.

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- The Chinese government gets to choose when to shut your powers off and then he has to put it for seven months in between before they give it back. - So it's gotta come out of my dick. What were the other details on that? - I like butt. - What about his butt? - Oh yeah, butt bump like a real spider. Did you guys watch The Boys or no? - Oh yeah. - You've seen the, like it's the Spider-Man but it's out of his tailbone or his little ass, whatever the fuck it is. - I like the butt hole, that way it's a little web. - Yeah, butt hole. - It's really creepy. - It's a real web.

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lowering over the diamond from his ass rope. So when he's going to kiss Mary Jane? Yeah, exactly. Oh, it's brown and sticky. She's disgusted. Yeah. It smells. They hate when they know when Spider-Man's been around. It's gross.

It's goopy. I know it's already a meme, but the guy who has to be in New York that's cleaning the windows off after Spider-Man, it's just that but worse now. It changes the narrative completely when the police show up and the note's there. It's like, you're welcome. They're just covered in shit. They're brought in shit.

I'm so sorry, Spider-Man. So we've learned I'm the brown web. You'll be fine in San Francisco. Nobody will care. There's shit all over that place already. The poo tracker. The poo tracker. It's been months since we did one of those. I know. We haven't done that in a long time. That was a good one. That was a great one. The brown web. Thumbs up. So when did you get... You dealt with the band stuff. I'm going to start just putting my content on all the platforms.

What got you into the action comedy? Because you do it so good. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, the action comedy...

- It started with real quick, I wanted to bring out because you guys know Goodfellas, right? - Yeah. - Of course. - My aunt is Gina Master Giacomo. She played Janice Rossi in Goodfellas. She's like the mistress of Ray Liotta. Janice Rossi, 2R, whatever, 2R Janice Rossi. - Is she the one that had her own apartment? Like the wife just like ringing the doorbell. She was like, "There's a whore that lives here." - Yep. She died when I was 39. - Don't talk on her like that.

He's right here. God damn. She passed away when I was 39. She was doing the whole acting thing and I was like three years old, but that was like a household name, right? So we're all, you know, everyone would talk about Gina. And I think that showed me that all of this shit in general was possible with the acting stuff. And I was like, that's kind of the start of it all. I was like, fuck, I got to act. I got to do, I wanted to have my own like little resume of shit, right? So like my portfolio and my skits became that. But to answer the action comedy question,

Um, God, what would I say? So I started with, I think I started at grandma's. I did the grandma where like she pinches my cheeks. And I think that was the first rag doll thing where I just started teeing off on little old grandma. And then it was at, so after that I was like getting better with it and I'm like, okay. And this is where we get into it. But the shots take very, very

proper planning i don't know how to explain that but like i have 30 second videos but a shot will take you know i would record a 30 second video but it could take three five days like depending on what i want you know you're doing the angle so anyone out there yet to follow like 180 rule then you're setting up how does this shot translate i'm moving beds i'm moving chairs i'm sorry what the fuck is this oh shit it's lavender oat latte very okay it drips from its lip

That is like a North Korea serving size coffee. I didn't want too much caffeine. And I wasn't sure what milk. It's oat milk, so I shouldn't shit. But I was afraid of the level of shit I might have to shit. So I was like, I'm going to do a small. There you go.

That's a little banger. You want something like a baby bird? I've never seen a coffee mug that small. That small, right? I was going to say, it's like a baby cup. How did I spill twice? It looks like the one they give your dog full of whipped cream. And then a bunch of cup cups. If you baby bird him on this podcast, I will quit. I think I found my line. That's how we get rid of Brandon. It's like, Brandon got to go. Well, we know what we have to do. Nick, open wide.

I quit. Have fun with Miles. Miles.

You know how many times I've gotten that comment? Really? I see that all the time. Miles Teller, Jonah Hill, delivery and stuff like that. But yeah, Miles Teller. Holy hell. Jonah Hill. Really? Jonah Hill with the delivery, I guess. I don't know. I don't know why. I'll be honest. The one I see. Okay. I can see Miles Teller sometimes. Jonah Hill. I don't understand yet, but maybe it's the style of comedy they're thinking of. I don't know. Edgy humor. Something like that. Just say real quick. No one fucks my cousin but me.

No one fucks my cousin but me. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So it's John. Dude, but going back into the level of setup, it is a lot of work. And that's why I DM'd you multiple times saying it's like, dude, you're really fucking talented at this. I would love to see at that next level. Exactly. And that's, so you were learning that and you're following the rules to a T. Yeah. And then you just,

I think I've been, it's just like evolving ever since you just get used to like, okay, this is how this has to go. And then like, how do we make it better? So like each skate gets better and better and better with the ragdoll stuff. The, I get comments like, where do you get your ragdolls from? Like what the fuck? And I'm like, oh shit. Dude, I DM spirit Halloween. Cause they took the ragdolls off of Amazon and I was, cause it's out of season. And I was like,

yo, I need those rag dolls. I said, I need those. I got back to me. I said, we don't know when it's going to be back, but you know, maybe in season. And I'm like, fuck. Halloween.

Yeah. Right. That fucking year. I would, dude, that's my prop house. Spirit Halloween is such a funny fucking company. Cause like when they, when it's not in season, they just have a full realty team going around to other abandoned businesses, trying to get them to sign a three month contract. And it's just like, imagine being a realtor and your entire job has been like, Oh, your, your company shut down. Your dreams are dead. Yeah. Can I throw a Halloween party in the carcass of your fucking

dreams for three months i'll give you like 10 grand yeah i think they pay really good toys are us man they just spawn everywhere those spirit halloweens they're spawning in new places all that shit your video is fucking great on that he did a full video on the yeah i do like business breakdowns oh okay shit yeah spirit halloween is just that's ridiculous company i mean i did it for halloween last year what was the crazy one on that one other than three months they're

I mean, just like the profit margins on all their being able to, because they do, I forget how many, it's like over 10,000 locations that they put up and close down in a three month time gap. Like the logistics on that company is just, holy shit. Yeah.

Tempire, everything. Isn't that nuts? Like the spirit employees are just like, it's a show. Like the, the manager that runs the thing got hired two weeks before me. And like, nobody knows what the fuck is going on. It's just, ah, clock in, you start screaming until, until November 1st. And then you're like, ah, dude, I went, I went to the restroom at the one here in San Antonio. And it was one of those, they're like, ah, fuck, uh, we'll have to take you back. And like,

It was right behind like this little curtain and just behind that little shitty black curtain they have is a like fucking bowling alley from The Last of Us. Like bombed out, destroyed. And they're just like, yeah, it's over there to the left. We think the door works. It's pointing.

Dude, the Spirit Halloweens employees, like when I go in there, it's like, you again? Like, dude, Halloween's already passed. Like, what the fuck? And I'm like getting props and shit. You're like, I'm gonna discount now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just put the fucking dummy in the basket. What are you doing with these dummies? Oh, yeah, you look like a... When does this episode... This episode's not gonna come out for a couple weeks, right? Yeah. Okay, good. My video will be up by then. My next Fat Files video I'm doing is on dead peasant insurance. What? What?

Bro. Wait, pause. Can we take a guess at what this is? Cody, what is dead peasant insurance? Okay. I hate that you're calling Spirit Halloween employees dead peasants because I'm sure that's what you were saying. It's not that. Dead peasant insurance. Like your workers die so you get the money so you probably kill them on purpose so you get the money? You don't kill them on purpose.

So apparently you can just take out life insurance policies on anybody, whether you know them or not, with or without their permission, as long as you have their personal information. You can still do that to this day? Allegedly. Dude, Chinese steelworking facilities have to be making a killing. So I think the first people that made it mainstream was a company called Winn-Dixie.

And they got busted. Multiple companies have been busted since, I believe, including Walmart. I haven't finished all the research yet. But these companies would just take out life insurance policies on their employees and

Well, then somebody figured out at the corporate level, well, what if we just start taking out huge life insurance policies on all our morbidly obese, unhealthy employees? And then they would carry life insurance policies. And then when they would die, they would get these huge payouts. And in one of the corporate memos from one of the companies, it was literally referred to as dead peasant insurance.

and they got busted for it oh my god it's you cover some dark that's really mad that's awesome this is the morbid dark side of capitalism holy shit what what company just was the one who allegedly i think it was the win dixie one but i haven't verified but i believe they were the ones that had the leaked corporate memos where it's like just the corporate ceo board member level just referring to your employees as dead as it has at least papa john just said the n word

Dude, the fucking CEO needs a new condo, so he just goes down and smokes an employee. Loose clothes Friday. He's just trying to get tangled people up in machines. Hair down Monday. Casual Friday or Big Jacket Monday for the lead workers. It's just everyone getting caught.

jewelry Thursday the violation for a death of the job site it's only a quarter million dollars we're taking out a five million dollar life insurance policy we're making money like Jesus that's the business model but you sell stuff man whatever that's right all right doing it is bad

Calling it dead fucking dead. Like, this is it. Corporate level.

So there's been like, there's been a bunch of lawsuits and stuff of like family members whose relatives passed away that these companies claim these huge life insurance policies on. It's like, dude, this is, that's so fucked. That's a video, man. That's going to be a good one. That's a fucking video. Look forward to that one. Yeah. Hell yeah. Dude, I'm calling State Farm right when we leave. Then I'm going to go down to the skate shop and shoot.

I love you. That's so sad. A future dead person. It's just like you're calling them. You just leave a voicemail and then shoot them. Sir, bleep out please. Keep in the shooting. Just bleep the name. Welcome to Unsub. He'll know who it is. Please.

He knows who he is. Wreck my cop car one more time. You get a fucking notification from State Farm. Leave the state. Fuck. So the dummies...

I guess they said it's out of season. How often do you go through? Dude, let's just say I've written off a lot of dummies on my taxes. But yeah, I'd say we're nearing like 30. You're a weird guy. Bro, they're seeing it come through and they're like, what the?

Do you have like a room full of them? No, what's funny is when I throw them out and I have to throw them out and then the trash guys come. Oh, fuck. Yes, I know. I'm hanging out. What the fuck?

I love the rich la- I love the background laughs. Holy shit. Hey Rich, do you think we should hook him up with the chick who started collecting mannequins? That's where my body is at. Dude.

My closet looks like that sometimes. Holy shit. Your neighbors are terrified of you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, sometimes I gotta like decapitate the dumpster. Like I got a new one coming. I don't know when this video is dropping, but Monday. Yeah, tomorrow, right? Tomorrow dropping in this Jason skit. And then I have to cut the dummy's head off. And then like that's in the fucking box. Throw it in the dumpster or throw it in the trash. And yeah, they see all that shit. It's fucking nuts. But the...

Do you live in an apartment or a house? Dude, so you want to get into this or no? The main comments are like, how many times do you replace your door? Do you live in this place? Do you rent it? This and that. When I moved from Tampa back to this is the 2020 like TikTok era, I like to call it. Got banned, whatever. I was with my mom. That's my mom's house. I'm with my mom. I got my girlfriend of six years. We're moving out.

next month next two months whatever because I can actually make a living off of this shit now before it was like I just wanted to they understood the grind my mom's my biggest fan love you mom because she she fucking all she does is she's watching the reaction videos and she's watching all that shit she's like dude I love when you do this I love when you do that I love it when you bust through my love when you bust through my door yeah she's like I'm living with Dan Margera right now

now. So, but no, she's been awesome. I always say because she, I wouldn't have been able to do the amount I'm doing with like juggling a job, juggling. I've already tried it. Juggling a job, bills, this, that. I want it to get to a point where I can live on this shit and we're there. But yeah, it's not as good as, I don't want to talk numbers, but it's not as good as the long form. Oh yeah, do I got some big news for all of you out there. Oh,

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Free! Free! Free! God. Fuck. I wish. Brand deals are great and stuff like that, but again, they're a little afraid of me. It took us forever to convince him to do long form. And I know it was a big change. You're like, oh shit. You start seeing the numbers. You're like, whoa. Oh, people like this too. It's a big psychological jump where it's like, they don't mind me for three minutes, but 90 minutes might be a little much. My favorite is...

I was going to say, you still have people watching that shit. It's crazy. You'll have the dedicated fans and that'll be there for the whole hour 30. They'll leave it on in the background. Shit like that. Same thing with the podcast stuff. But trying to convince him to do long forms, you just...

Thinking back to it, you're like, who's going to want to watch me for 20 minutes? That's how I felt, yeah. And now you're basically producing a fucking documentary or two every month. Literally, yeah. That's still the slowest burn ever. I used to like him before he got into longer videos. I used to like you when I only had to see you for 90 seconds. I'm solid. Okay, I'll take it.

You got to get past those comments, though, because I know they come... Like, if I did that, I don't even know what they would say. If I stopped doing skits and I fucking...

I don't know. I got to figure that out. You're going to have to buy a door company. Right? But that's the thing is like, how do I do it? Because I was thinking about it. It's like, do you do the gaming shit is like saturated, I feel like, but it's still fun. CPMs are dead. Everything. Gaming is the last bit. They have a lot lower CPMs than any other. That's what I thought. Because I did. I did gaming one time. This was before I started YouTube, like with the skits and shit.

And I was like, yo, let me try gaming and shit. And you see the CPM and you're like, damn, dude, I did. I was a fan of like when crypto was popping. I was like, oh, I'm going to make do my whole J daddy channel right now was a crypto channel like before that shit. And I was like, we're going to make this money off crypto and all this shit and do these like analytics. I was like a nerd with all that.

Can I ask you for some advice? Is Hawk to a coin ever going to, am I going to make my money back? I was just going to bring this up. Listen, I don't know. We really, the people that spent a couple hundred grand to get her off the internet did us all a solid. The people that jumped on that rug for us. I'm going to have to pull up the graph for the Hawk to a coin. We're going to get into all the analytics. So no, I did that and dude, the CPM was like,

I was like, what the fuck? Like it was the first maybe video I did and I got it. Well, I got that. No, I'm thinking first monetized video. And then I saw the CPM and I was like, are you kidding me? Doing finance, real estate, covering any of that shit. Nuts. But, and then crypto died. I died with it. And I said, fuck this shit. I need J daddy back. So I did that. And that was, let's do all that.

I think there was a PewDiePie at one point, like a few years ago, did a video where he was just testing the CPMs on YouTube. And he told his audience that. And he's like, I'm just going to randomly throughout this video say real estate, finance. You would like to buy a house. I would like to buy a house. Would you like to sell me your house? Mortgage. Immediately it goes right into that bracket. Every three minutes. That's awesome.

And it kicks up. You can always tell them that. - And we're selling a house? Oh shit. - Buying a house, buying a house in Miami, buying a multimillion dollar house. - The algorithm's crazy. 'Cause like whenever I do a Fat Files video on a company, that company runs ads on that video. Like why did Little Caesar, there's hundreds of comments be like, I got a Little Caesar's ad in this video about Little Caesars and shit like that. And apparently the, one of the two Buffalo schools videos we've done, there was a wood chipper sponsorship that played multiple times. - Oh, I saw that. - Damn.

I think I saw that at Buffalo school. Oh shit. I don't even know if I want to. What was the, because you guys, again, you get into serious shit. Like sometimes it's comedy. Sometimes it's serious. That's like the first, that is actually our first.

Serious, serious episode. For the most part, we always do try to keep it lighthearted. Yes, we tackle serious subjects, but we're just trying to make fun of whatever you can in that, but not like with shitting on it or whatever. And that was the first time like having somebody other than me cry on camera.

Hey, I cried. Now you've cried on camera. We've cried together. Shut up. Okay. He's like, don't talk about it. Listen, you bad bitch. But,

But that level and everyone, thankfully, they could see the tonality shift completely. And that set that message to get out to as many people as possible. Yeah. But that was one of the most wild things. And we just concluded that right before you showed up. We just did the last part of it. That was this morning? Yeah. Damn, you guys switched up. You went fucking there and then you went here. Holy hell. Yeah. Well, this is more of the attack. Like, they're just...

I don't know. You guys are keeping a body. We're beating that horse into glue. It's, it's, yeah, it's nuts, man. But now you're doing your, Oh, what were you? No, I was just going to say, I think it's the tonality shift people recognize because, because we are usually so like jovial, lighthearted that when, you know, rich come on or came on and, and, you know, talk about something way more serious. People are like, that was,

I saw multiple comments. They're like, that was like watching my dad cry. I don't like this. What do you need me to do? Yeah, yeah. Holy shit. People showed the fuck up on that one. It was like 17,000 comments, right? Wow. It was a lot. Yeah. That went off, right? That went like...

I remember looking at the channel before I came here. It was like 2 mil or something like that. It's out there. It's the reason why multiple investigations are happening on a state, federal, and local level. And shout out to Hasmongold for covering that too and watching it. Thank you, dude. We appreciate it. Our phones were blowing up during that little segment.

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It's gonna bring up an Asmongold thing. I feel like I'm the Asmongold of like what I do with the fucking house shit. You know what I mean? It's just like living in my own house. Sometimes. No, dude, think about it like this. Like I'm moving the bed and I put the bed back and they're like, dude, do you sleep here? Do you rent it out? Whatever the hell you do. Dude, I live there. That's it.

breaking my door dude i put the door on after i don't fucking screw it in i put the door i fit it in the frame and uh maybe i shouldn't go all into detail no do that please do i love this level of dedication dude it's amazing the wall's broken you have such a funny opportunity for an ad placement with like a security door company it's just like who sponsors your doors they're like what the fuck but um no it's the same door that door's gonna go down a legend

And yeah, there was a time I was like busting through it and I'm like, okay, let's feel how it, okay, that's good. That's good. And then I said, I'm jumping through this. And it was like the horror movie stuff when I was doing that. And I said, I'm fucking running through this in the art, the clown costume. And I'm getting ready. Dude, I'm literally like 30 seconds before running through the door. I'm like, come on.

Like with the axe and all that shit. And I fucking bust through. I got the bed sitting there, you know, a little. I don't want to go too much into the way I make my shit. Do. I don't know. It's like the illusion, right? Like, okay, I brought out. I did a reviewing comments video. And I was like, oh, let me review comments. Isn't that? The top comment was like, you ruined all the characters for me.

Because I'm sitting there like, yeah, thanks, guys. Like this and that. Oh, cool. And they're like, you ruined everything. Because it's like an illusion. It's like I'm keeping it like, fuck. They're immersed into the whole thing. So, yeah. So, yeah. First podcast. And that's why I was nervous coming out. I'm like, oh, shit, dude. I'm like just talking out of character, chilling with the boys. Thank you guys again for having me. No, of course. Awesome. Thanks for coming out, man. Yeah. Dude, I tried to get, again, the range days.

I got to fucking make that happen. Are you guys doing another one? Yeah. No, we sold the ranch. So Arizona. Okay, that's what I was going to ask you.

You guys own that, everything? Like, how does that work? Well, we used to do it at Desperado, and now Matt's getting out of the business, so we're finding another place this time around. But yeah, we just like, we like having, we own the event, I guess you could call it. It really just started with me and Cody just inviting a couple, like, YouTuber friends that we knew, like, hey, let's do a range day with 20 dudes. Yeah, it started off with, like, 15, 20 dudes, and then that...

The biggest one we had, it was like 200 people there. Was that the one with the Undertaker and Omech? Yeah, Goldberg, Undertaker, all those guys came out. Sam Hyde, I saw Sam Hyde. Big fan of Sam Hyde. Sam Hyde came out, yeah. Was he goofy? Was he fun to see? Was he fun to talk to? Oh, dude, he's awesome. He's awesome. Yeah, Sam's fun as shit. Shockingly, just chillin'.

in real life. Yeah, right. Did he come out with his crew or not? Like Nick and stuff like that? Dude. Awesome. There's a lot of people that show up at those. It's always a blast. It's also wild and very safe. That's my favorite part of it. It's one of the few things I feel safe at with random people with firearms. I'm like, eh, but everyone covers down. So there you go. JTACs and... Yeah, we hired the special forces guys from the Air Force Base here to come be the range safety officers. They're making sure no one's like...

So they're walking around just making sure everyone's having a good time, just being safe. We had flight paramedics on site and all sorts of shit. The safety part we do really take seriously. What's the range of weapons you're using? Everything. You're using shotguns, belt actions, .22s, all the way to fucking MG42s, belt vets, .50 caps. Minigun. Minigun, yeah.

One of the range days we had two miniguns. Actually three. Jesus. Miniguns. What do you mean? Like the fucking... You don't hold them. You cannot. That's the movie bullshit. You can do blinks and that's about it. Because that thing is insane, right? It's 100 rounds a second. 80 to 120 a second. 2,000 to 4,000 rounds a minute. Something like that.

It's that equal and opposite reaction is a motherfucker. Yeah. And everyone can try that shit? It's mounted. Nice. We're not being like, here you go. Just take a fucking minigun. Here you go. Yeah, the way we set it up is like anyone there can just walk up and shoot a gun that's in front of them. That's dope. I think there's a big value in bringing the Second Amendment to people who aren't necessarily in the gun industry, but have a big following and whatnot so they can show their audience that, hey, there's

you know, guns are, aren't toys, but like you can have fun with them and be safe about it. And like, as long as you're in a proper environment, like there's nothing wrong with it. Yeah. We, we brought some, if I can say this, we brought some YouTube reps out last time and they were like, Oh my God, this is so fun. Yeah. It's like, yeah, it's actually pretty cool. We're super safe. And you're just desert, like mountain. That's where you're shooting into like mountains and shit or.

I'm only used to it. My cousin lives in Arizona, so that's the only thing I'm used to on the west side or midwest. That's nuts. Funny thing is, when the YouTube reps pulled up, I was right there, and they immediately got out and went and took a picture with the ass end of your van because they thought your bumper sticker was hilarious. Please be patient. Yeah, please be patient. I'm fucking retarded. I love you, Cody.

That was their introduction to our friend group. Went great. With miniguns going off in the background. It's pretty appropriate. I have a question about guns. I know your fans are going to think I'm a noob with this shit, but the Final Destination skit, I had a Glock fall, goes off, everyone's saying, no, it should have been a P320. Should have been a P320, dude. I'll loan you one if you need it next time. So I'm like, oh, I fucked that up, but whatever.

They're just commenting it like, no, it should have been a P320. I'm like, fuck. It's kind of a meme within the gun industry right now because SIGs in some hot water for their P320s have a SIGs lawyers. This is documented. It's on paper. Multiple government agencies have confirmed this. They go off when they're dropped or sometimes holstered.

That one cop, remember walking through the lobby of the courthouse and it just... He was walking and that shit goes off on his side. That gun range video where they're instructing and then it goes off and the instructor's like, who the fuck? What is that? Is that a Sig? And he's like, yeah.

And people, do you guys like, what is it called? Israeli carry? Yeah. Do you buckle up when you're in a wreck? That's the same logic. I'll just buckle up before. I'll buckle up as I'm getting. Yeah. Realistically speaking, if like you're not comfortable, you're better with an unchambered gun than no gun. Yeah.

I mean, the goal is to just get you. If you were involved in a mass shooting with 100 people and you had an unchambered gun, you had all day and tomorrow to rack it. It's better than nothing. The ultimate goal should be being comfortable and trained to carry with one in the chamber. And you could just draw it. If you have to start training and carrying without one in the chamber and then with the goal of working towards that, that's ideal. And it's better. You can get there.

Some people are like, no, if you don't carry with one in the chamber, you're an idiot. It's like, well, you can build yourself up to that. It also very seriously depends on, I agree, your comfort level and your knowledge, but also what kind of holster you have and things like that. People are carrying these fucking Walmart Uncle Mike's shitty velvet holsters. It's like,

Oh, that's an interesting, like the sticky gun holsters. Yeah, like go inside your pocket. Yeah. Nope. Yeah. A lot of the times you want, like, that extra, for the viewers out there, that extra action, though, in high stress, you're going to fuck up more. That's what my brain always goes to. Stuff starts falling apart if you're not trained properly. That's why if you do carry, train, train, train, train, train, I truly believe you should have a sub-second.

draw, pull, shoot if you're carrying. And that's fast as fuck, but it's very possible. That and there's a very good chance if you're in a situation like that, again, high stress, you probably weren't prepared for it or you weren't expecting it to happen. You may not have your left hand free.

Correct. So you have to think on like how to like belt rack shoe rack, which people don't even think about that. Like, which if you have an optic much easier, much because you just hook it right on the side, slam it down on anything. And then you have even the, the female cop thing that had the gun situation where she's pointing it. Yeah. Yeah.

She had the gun pointed and she gets her firearm taken away from her. You just, oh, she shot the guy. No, this is the, the female cop has the gun here and he snags it from her. I don't know that one. I've seen the one where the female cop shot the mirror and I've seen the one where she tries to take a guy's concealed carry while he's like, is that the one you're talking about? Cody? She's like, no, no, she's in the cop car. The guy walks up.

She pulls it out, pushes it against here. He pulls it from her. She doesn't want to shoot him. He steals the gun from her. The guy that stole... Yeah, and then tried to take her car. Yes! That's a new one. And she just got disarmed. Yeah, she pulls up. Dude's acting all crazy. His shirt's off. He's screaming and stuff. Yeah. And...

She's pointing her gun at him. She's getting out of the car. So she's still sitting down in the car and he comes up and he's like taking her gun from her and she just does not fire. It is because it's not right. No, no, no. It is like one in the chamber. Oh, but he was holding this. He takes it from her and she starts screaming. Don't shoot me. Don't shoot me. And runs away.

When she had every opportunity in the world to just be like, oh, if someone's taking your gun, you can shoot them. Oh, she just didn't shoot. She just didn't shoot. He just took the gun. No technical reason, just straight up. I thought there was like, oh, he grabbed the slide or something, like whatever the hell. Have you seen that one, Rich?

Are you watching it now? Have you seen that? The female officer points the gun. Dude, it is pushed into his fucking hip bone and she will not pull the trigger. And he is pulling it out, grabs it, and then she just runs away. I'm like, dude. Yeah, it's not a good look. No. How the hell do you... I mean, do you lose your job after that or no? Probably not. Yeah.

Probably get desk duty forever. Forever? Forever. Well, hey, good thing there was a mail officer to run up and shoot the guy. There you go. Hey, Brandon. Yes, Eli? When you think of businesses that are just crushing it, bonker, onset, what's the first thing to enter your mind? That's easy, Eli. A good child labor law attorney. Huh? Eli, I said Shopify. What did you hear? Actually, it was the overlooked secret behind the business. Like I said, Shopify. Oh, okay.

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Head over to Shopify.com slash unsubpod to upgrade your selling today. Shopify.com slash unsubpod. All lowercase. So he ran off with her gun? He was standing there. So he took her gun, then stole her car. He jumped in the car and closed the door. He was about to take off. With her gun. With her gun. And that's when the male officer comes around the corner. He fucking jumped in the cop car, right?

Yeah, jumped in her car, stole her gun, jumped in her car. She ran off. The male officer comes up and pops the guy in the head. Grand Theft Auto, dude. Exactly. Was the car okay? I don't know how that, like, that was one of those wild videos where, yeah. Train with your firearm. We were just talking about the acorn cop skit because I love that. I love that.

Can we push for new legislation? I want a new bill for the law. Because I was talking about the rich office earlier. So retired law enforcement officers and law enforcement officers can basically, essentially, they have constitutional carry, regardless of state laws. If they're in for, I think it's 10 years? My understanding is it's House Resolution Bill 218, H.R. 218, and it allows officers that retire in good standing to carry firearms.

And if you retire, all you have to do is get a HR 218 card from your department or any department that validates that annually. And that allows you to carry across state lines concealed on federal property. Have you seen the new one? That's the Law Enforcement Officer Safety Act, I think. It was started by Bush, enforced, and then added to by Obama.

I know. And now I think it's getting more liked, too. Did you see the new one? The new one that's, I think it's part of the budget thing where they're talking about national reciprocity for former law enforcement. Is it HR 218 where they have to qualify and get recertified every year? Or what's the deal with it? I don't know. Get on with it, Congressman! Get on with it.

But that's what I was saying. No, former, past, almost. Future? Don't do that to me, Richard. Obviously, I want just constitutional carry everywhere. But it seems like a more feasible step, more achievable to get the same thing for veterans.

- Gotcha. - Yeah. - See, I'm in Florida right now. What are the laws like that with that? - I don't know. It's state by state. So like to give you an example, I live in Iowa. I'm 32 miles from the Minnesota border. - Gotcha. - I can, I have a CCW for the state of Iowa 'cause I got it before they had constitutional carry. But now if you're in the state of Iowa and you can legally own a gun, you can just carry it. - Gotcha. - Like those are the rules. We have constitutional carry. - That's all Texas is also. - I'm also, but I have a CCW license. Like I went and did the little test or whatever and got the license.

I can drive 33 miles from my house and if I have my gun on me in the state of Minnesota, it's illegal. Damn. Okay. For real? I'll be on the dot right if CCW is in Florida. Like you don't need one now or something like that? A lot of states are doing that. Yeah, I had that before. But it's just crazy that you can get licensed to carry a gun in one state, cross an imaginary line, and then you're committing a law that will put you in prison. It's like, what the fuck? Yeah. There was the case of the woman who legally owned a firearm, had it in her car,

And, like, basically took a wrong turn, went through a turnpike in New Jersey. Oh, shit. And because she was carrying hollow points, she got tacked on, like, a bunch of extra charges. Wait, the round? They actually have it where it's the bullet? I think so. I want to say that's correct. I could be making this completely...

They say that because what hollow points would be like in your body. It's more dangerous than a... It's stopping you. It's more dangerous. I thought it was more safe. It's more dangerous to who you're shooting, but that's the whole point with hollow points. You should carry and conceal carry because you want the bullet to stop in the person you're shooting at and not go through them and hit more people. In New Jersey, it is illegal to possess hollow point ammunition and it's classified as a fourth degree crime punishable by up to 18 months in prison. What the fuck? I never knew that law before.

Holy shit. See, that's what's terrifying. Like, we are gun guys. Would have never known that. More unsafe. Yeah. Dramatically more unsafe. We want armor piercing or full metal jackets. They even tried to get Kyle Rittenhouse in trouble for that when they were going through his court case. Because the lawyer was like, well, how come you used full metal jacket 5-5-6 rounds and not hollow points? I didn't even know they made hollow points for 5-5-6. Apparently they do. They're not exactly popular. They were trying to get him in trouble for not using hollow points.

For that reason, because they are in fact safer to use and you wouldn't pass through somebody and hit an innocent bystander. Yeah. The more energy that can be absorbed by what you're trying to hit the better. Yeah. I did not know. That's what I thought. I thought the hollow coins were the safer one, but because of the,

life-threatening thing to that person. Is that why? That's a law? I would think it'd be more dangerous if it goes through. It is for innocent bystanders, but it's a weird thing. So hollow points are illegal in warfare. Hollow points are a war crime because they do...

additional tissue damage because you're absorbing more energy so like it's a war crime because the wounds are harder to treat or whatever so they treat it as more dangerous i'm saying because of that but yeah no in like a self-defense situation like if cody attacks me and i want to shoot cody but brandon's standing behind him it's better to shoot hollow points because i don't want to shoot brandon thanks you know what i mean like the people that make the laws are just fucking retarded they watch too many action movies same thing with suppressors

Yeah. Suppressors. Dude, like fucking suppressors are just for hearing loss. Like that's basically it. They don't sound like... No, I was going to say, I saw a video on that where it was like, oh, if there was realistic suppressor sounds in John Wick and stuff like that. And I was like, oh, damn. That sounds way different. Look at the Untraceable Firearms Act. I think that's what it's called. You know.

vague recollection of the actual details of it, but basically it was making it illegal for there to be a gun that can pass through like a metal detector because they were worried about... There was some...

stupid movie in the fucking 80s that had like a die hard was it die hard because they they all carry berettas and die hard and the bad guy had a glock and he's like yeah it's a ceramic pistol that can go through exactly it was a ceramic fucking gun fuck no yeah but there was they they passed a bill basically saying that you can't have you know a certain thing and now they're trying to apply it to 3d printing but what most people don't know is even with 3d printed firearms

you're still having to use real metal fucking gun parts. Like a 3D printed Glock still has a fucking Glock slide, a steel barrel. A firing pin. Yeah. Bullets. Which are notoriously metal. Hard to slip those by. Yeah, it's a bunch of people that are in charge of writing the law who are ignorant of what they are legislating. Which I can only imagine. I am...

I get upset when this happens in the firearm space. I can only imagine this applies to every other field of expertise. That's the crazy thing. It necessarily doesn't. You want to know who writes the national electric code?

electricians and electrical engineers the government says hey form a board and committee of electricians and have like 10 of them and then you guys can all argue and determine what's safe and what isn't and then you'll write the National Electric Code that's how that shit gets done they just refer to experts yeah well that's how it should be done but you have legislation like for example like cryptocurrency is being regulated by people who are 82 years old and don't know how to use a fucking room yeah

Oh, it's like that Facebook, watching the Facebook. Oh, dude, that was brutal watching that. So does your, does the Facebook have access to my Wi-Fi? Yes, if you're connected to your Wi-Fi, sir. Like he just uncovered something crazy. Yeah, if you put gas in the car, there's gas in the car, you fucking idiot. Mr. Zuckerberg, who shit in my pants?

Who is the congressman that legitimately asked an admiral if we put too many American troops on board? Flip it over. You're talking about Hank from Atlanta. Yep. Can't remember his last name. Hank something. Did you ever hear this one? No, not Hank from Atlanta. He asked a Navy admiral.

If we put too many people, too many soldiers and sailors on Guam, will it tip the island over? Hank Johnson. Will it capsize the island? You know, because they float. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And the Admiral, like, you can see him, like, sweating because he's trying to, like, reply in a way that isn't calling him a fucking moron. I just pictured Hank walking to the edge. He's like, we got to move.

He's just paddling in the fucking beach. Dude, he has said so much dumb shit the past fucking 20 years. I have no idea how he's an elected official. It is so insane. Brandon, how is that a possibility for somebody? Yeah, that's...

And how does he continue to get re-upped? The one thing I have learned about DC for sure is that just being around those people. Don't get me wrong, there's some really great people like Eli Crane, Chip Roy. There's some really, really good characters there. I always had this thought that like, oh, everybody's got to be there for a reason. You're talking about the best of the best. These people, they've really made it. They've done this. They've done that. They're half functionally retarded. Yeah.

Most of the people there, I wouldn't trust to have a fucking driver's license. That's a one check to the, then they are 15 ways as much as a box you would move with Maxine. Yeah. Waters. Whoops. Size of box. There's a lot of questions on that box thing. What? What? Oh man. Yeah. Yay. That's a,

I wish I could add more to the discussion. No, you're good. Don't worry about it. Sorry, we went on a... You mentioned guns, dude. Yeah, we were like... So what is one of your favorite skits that you've done in... Now that you've done hundreds, right? Yeah, I'm at like 140, I think, on YouTube. Like, rebranded, I call it, like the TikTok era, and then like rebranded with the YouTube skits. 140, around there. So, I think you were going to ask what's the favorite? Mm-hmm.

Before that, what was the first one to really pop off for you? If the audience was going to go watch one YouTube video to become one of your fans, which one would you recommend? God, that's hard. Okay, Slasher was... I'm thinking because math, the math class is fucking notorious. It's pretty fucking funny. Thank you, dude. Dude. Is that, what's the part? Because I want to pick fans' brains. It's fucking, what is it? Jimmy? Jimmy?

Dude, no, everything is the frustration of the teacher. You can just tell with the teacher's character, he's so frustrated. And then when he finally breaks through, he's like, okay, fuck it. We're rolling with this is working. I have to say math class was the one that put like Instagram, YouTube. That was like, it put it on the map. Um,

The horror movie one was fucking, it's at like 10 million views on YouTube right now. - 'Cause Matt has 45 right now? - Matt has 45, but again, this is all different. So like Instagram, you know, I make way more views on than like a YouTube long form or whatever the hell.

45 math classes that that was like the top and now I don't know final destination is about to beat that shit. I don't even know I kind of wanted math class to be like the the prime because they wanted to do a book on it. So we did shout out Viva Editions because they told me that they wanted to do a book. They want to do a book. So we're doing it's going to be a math workbook. It's going to be it's called School of Scum presents math class and he was like, let's do

You're the teacher, the character. We write that out. We're going to do 100 questions of just the most diabolical, sadistic shit. At least what they let me get away with. So they're awesome for that. Is this going to be added to like homeschool curriculum? This is, yeah. And it's going to...

It's going to be Amazon. Where are we going? Amazon, Barnes and Nobles, all that shit. That's fucking neat. Yeah. I thought it was a cool idea, but again, I didn't know I was going that way. And then when I got the cover back and all that shit, I was like, oh, I see it now.

I didn't see it at first. I was like, okay, whatever. What happens when some kid picks it up off the shelves? It's like, mom, math. Yeah. No, it's dude. Well, no, that's the thing. They were like, no, we got to make sure they know like on the cover, vulgar arithmetic for adults or whatever the hell. Cause like, I guess they can't let it go on the bookshelves if they don't have some sort of warning. We're going to watch this cause I've actually, it's 30 seconds. Let's figure something out. But I haven't seen this one. Oh shit.

That train look really good that train was dude, I don't know how the hell I did I remember looking at it after and I was like, holy fuck Thank you so much

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Thank you. Thank you. Seriously. So that's the thing. I was going to ask what got you guys... If you saw one video first, what was it? It was math class probably? I think math class. Alright. I never know now because I have different... I look at it as different universes. I'll do the John Wick shit and then I'll do the

The student shit, the classroom stuff. The John Wick shit? The John Wick shit. Yeah, what guys think about. So what guys think about part one, two. Oh, I didn't know that was you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll do that. So I'll do like the action shit. Like the shower one was the most recent one where it was like all action, whatever the fuck. And yeah, so I kind of go into different like...

It's the classroom. It's the John Wick. And now the horror stuff is going pretty nuts. So we're doing all that. Dude. Yeah, I just filmed it with my cousin. That's going to be dope. I like that. We're doing the Friday the 13th one. Because we...

You know the slasher movie? The slasher movie one went fucking nuts. X, it hit like 60 million views. Someone reposted it. It hit like 60 million views. That brought everyone over to YouTube, all that shit. I said, we got to keep going with the horror stuff. That was really good. I just noticed the VFX on the train did really good. Good job, man. I'm like, what is the VFX? You did just a regular roto or did you just do a circle mask?

Dude, it's so funny. So, gosh, should I bring it? I was contemplating on bringing it over. Dude, I do all my shit in CapCut. You do that in CapCut? Bro, I do all of it. I'm like a CapCut fucking genius. I film on my phone. It's fucking, that's all I do.

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the edit like i go into that video you're gonna see everything sound all that shit but it's crazy because it's not davinci resolve it's not oh i know that's why i'm like well you psychopath dude that might be why it takes five days also yeah true with your fingers just trying to slowly move something careful spongebob would you ever consider like handing that over to an editor in the future oh god

I thought about this because it's like so hard. It's so hard to like, because it's all about like comedic timing. Like, would they have my timing on point? Like, I don't know. I'm pretty, I'm bad with that, dude. I'm bad to like hand it over to someone, but maybe I'm thinking doing that. Maybe if I do a long form, do it. But like the skits, I just have down to a T with the timing and shit. I don't want anyone to.

Fuck that up. You'd have to find a very specific person for it. You can find people or teach them how to do that styling and editing. Because I'm assuming you shoot everything in your head also. You don't do any... No, I do... Well, I do... I do like a shot by shot thing. So I'll be like shot one. Shotless. Yeah, shotless. Exactly. Angles, all that shit. I'll like put into it. Before it used to be... Again, TikTok era was like improvised fucking shit. And then I realized... You gotta fucking...

If you're going to have any sort of structure to it, you kind of need to write it. You got to edit it. You're the only short form creator I think I've ever met who actually treats this like an actual project. Yeah, dude. Like with the storyboarding. That's the thing though, dude. I was never... And I got told because we were going to go down the road of stand up and live. And I'm not saying that would be pretty fucking awesome. The thing is that I was so into film, acting, writing that I was like...

this is what I like doing. I like taking 30 minutes on a shot if I have to, you know what I'm like? Okay, let's hit this. I'll do fucking 10 takes of this throwing something or saying something, whatever it is. So every shot is like kind of pristine and perfect. Even like I was filming the one, the Jason one in Arizona. And like, my cousin was like, dude, you just like,

you are fucking OCD as shit with this. Cause I'm like running the line over and over again. I was like, no, no, no, no, no. That's not it. Got to hit the delivery. You got to hit everything like that. So I like more of the film aspect of it than like, Oh, you should go on stage and do standup, you know? But even though standup would be dope to write. Is that what you would do? Cause you were, you mentioned some of the live stuff or you thinking about doing like standup comedy kind of stuff or like what, what's your plan? It's hard. Cause they, I,

I was kind of talking to them about... Ben. He was talking to Ben. Yeah, no, we were talking about it a little bit more. Yeah, those guys are awesome. And I know they're more into that comedy touring space, or at least Ben is. And I was going to do rights. It didn't have to be stand-up. They were like, you can do kind of anything. We can get a projector behind you with a mic and do some teacher kind of thing or whatever the fuck. Take a character, flesh it out for a live show or whatever the fuck. After that...

I just, I didn't go down that route. I don't know what it was. I just kept wanting to grind like,

That was when I was still at my job. I'm like, dude, I just need like some sort of stability where I can quit. I'm only focusing on this and maybe we'll go down that road, you know, in the future. So did you have like a dollar amount per month that you wanted to make before you quit your job? Or what was the month? No, dude, I was literally like, bro, let me get 4,000 a month. I don't even give a shit. Like give me something that I can like live on and I'll quit my job and move the hell out. And I might, I was thinking about this. I'm like, I want to use the room still.

Like if I moved out, I still want to use that room. But again, thinking like end game shit, I just want...

film, TV, something in that space. Put me on a writer's table. Like I, that's all I give a shit about. I would love to talk to this guy. Well, we can do a lot. Cause it's coming from the Freddie Wong, Rocky jump corridor, that space and doing that style of content. Yeah. Like a shell. I was thinking yet when you told me about the action stuff, I was like, you know, we're like, Oh, we got to film something, dude. I could see something crazy, bro.

bro with all the stuff you guys have like location maybe really good location i'm still just stuck on the i'm stuck on the idea of you being like in this aircraft hangar style warehouse where you've perfectly recreated the bedroom at your mother's house yeah yeah it's on a sound stage you know it has to be the same door it needs to be the same door old faithful if you really pause it you can see like some shots like the doorknobs completely taken out of it and shit it's just a fucking wooden door but that could be your live show format

Think of like Chappelle Show. Like how Chappelle Show filmed. He was there live with the mic and he had a couple of jokes in between showing skits on the projector. So if you have like 10 skits that you had already flushed out that you never released that you could only see at the live show. And then you had your two to three minute speaking comedy bits beforehand. That's what they were telling me. That's what Steve-O did. Steve-O did the same thing. I feel like that's the same thing even though Cam Peel was the show. But Cam Peel did that kind of like.

You see the spit and then they do that like on stage with the audience and shit. That's pretty dope. Yeah. I forgot. You were probably too young for Chappelle's version of that. Chappelle. Yeah. Back when he was like in his prime and shit. Yeah. So good. Yeah. Here's me shitting. Here's me shitting in slow motion.

I just am launching off the toilet. Would you guys say you're more into like stand-up or like film TV? I'm a film guy. Like when it comes to comedy, I guess. Like consuming content? Yeah, if you're consuming comedy, is it film, TV, or stand-up? I was going to say social media, but not really. I'd say 50-50. 50-50, got you. Kill Tony. Kill Tony and shit.

if it's good it's good i think we performed in austin where kill tony used to film right yeah oh damn vulcan yeah the vulcan was did he really used to perform it yeah that's where he used to that's where kill tony was until um the mothership opened up i believe i did not know that yeah and i love stand-up stand-up's awesome but i just don't i have like a respect for

it's there it's a different form have you seen stand-up comedians it's terrifying it's crazy but have you seen comedians in i'm not going to name any names but comedians in film and tv where it's like sometimes some are really good actors some will kill a character make it perfect whatever the fuck and i'm thinking of tires yeah like shane gillis exactly so like i i like that shit i just think that sometimes again not to name anyone but i see the stand-up comedian go into film and i'm like

Is he just being himself? Is he running lines? Like, you know what I mean? The stand-up stuff versus being the actor or playing a character or something like that. It's like Bill Burr did a really good job at Star Wars. Or Mandalorian. His Mando, like, you didn't even realize that was Bill Burr. I didn't fucking know. Dude, I like watched... Turns out there's a Space Boston. Yeah, he's like...

the mercenary or whatever plays a complete hard ass not even funny I like that like playing characters or doing something like that instead of just like oh let's put this comedian in here and like run a couple lines and that's it you know so stand up is the one thing but I do again though that's the thing on the other end stand up is fucking amazing insanely hard to do I respect it in that way but again I love that like film shit dude

setting up the shot, getting everything ready and writing it out. You know, but yeah. So we've, we've talked in the past too, about doing something where each one of us has like a three or five minutes set and

Yeah, just to see how that would... Not public at first, you know, just like a little bitty thing. Dude, even that's like so scary. I was thinking about that. I'm like, you guys did the podcast live. So how does that feel to just be on the stage? Careful with the mic. Careful, smart swap. There's no editor to hang out with. Yeah, that's how we do it. You're just like...

We got to be careful. Kind of careful. Sometimes Brandon has to say, stop pulling your phones out or we're not going to be funny. That's my thing. Like the more phones I see, the less funny we can be. But it's a, the audience is amazing because you have that instant feedback. And then when we would go to other shows and it's not knocking on them, it's just, you see the creative difference where you have your, um,

Who's the guys you went and seen live story format? Mr. Ballin. And it's because that is for a hour story where you're just sitting there. They're going to talk for an hour. You're not there for this like comedy interaction. It's just, I'm going to listen and I'll be happy. And I leave versus our audience. It's,

Yeah, there's no, there's, I feel like there wouldn't, like if I did a fat electrician video live, there's some jokes, but like if I did a serious fat electrician video where there wasn't any jokes, it'd be awkward to just stand there to a room of 500 people with no feedback the entire time. Imagine 1200 and you're just like, man, how am I doing right now? Nobody's making any noise. Okay.

That's what Ballin did, man. Because I've been to two of his so far. I went to one in Austin. I went to one down here. You know what I'm saying? I'm just telling one of his most famous stories for an hour and a half. That's scary as shit. That would be scary to me. I was thinking of writing it. Because I've been writing. I have a draft of whatever the hell I was thinking of for the live show. Because I was like, oh, okay, let's do it. Or let's at least try it. And writing it is the only thing I actually give a shit about when I get it. And then I'm like, okay, we've got to hit that. But again, I'm very OCD with like...

Did I say that right? Did I deliver that right? And I just hate... That would trip me up on stage. But I would have to get over it. But it's a scary fucking thing. So I respect the hell out of it, though. Thankfully, we did...

We started for WBEN. They really set us up for success. It's like, hey, you're going to start at 400 to 500 seat venues. And then you jump up to the next one. And you start seeing it bigger and bigger. And then you're like, okay. And at the end of this year, we're doing 2,000 seat venues. And that's going to be absolutely... Did you guys have a thing with translating it into sales? Did you guys have an issue with that? Or like, oh, are we going to actually get seats? Yeah.

that's my big worry is like promoting and marketing it and that's that finding that conversion we know we have a and that's part of building that community or that following how yeah how are they going how loyal are they are they wanting to show up exactly vice versa how loyal are you to we had people we had people flying in from the uk and canada they say that we're like oh wow i better be funny you sat on a plane for 14 hours yeah here

There's several people that came to multiple live shows and I'm just like, fucking why? I don't think we're that great. Yeah, we didn't even really have a set script. Eli set up a general guideline and

And then we just fucking flew by the seat of our pants through all of it. It did get easier every time, though. I will say that. Yeah. Yeah. That was alcohol. Yeah. The first time or two. There were certain things you couldn't say I couldn't do or whatever. Oh, it was a little. No, it was good. Because they told me the same thing. They were like, dude, you can do whatever you want. And I was like, you can't. We did the tier list, dude. It was. Somebody said something slightly edgy. And we're like, man, Buffalo's.

Buffalo kind of likes racism and they all cheer. Oh yeah. Like, no, don't cheer racism. It's like, they're a lot louder. It's like stopping the audience is in on embarrassing us. It's funny. That is dope. One of the best feelings afterwards though, like being able to interact with them, popping it like after the show, when you go and meet greet, take photos, but then,

The high you get after a good show. We're like, holy shit. We go drink. Yeah. Boston. Yeah, you guys have a spot that you guys love. Well, Boston was just our...

So it was a little nerve wracking for us because that was the one that we were going to record for Pepperbox. Gotcha. That was the only live show we recorded out of any of the ones that we've done. Yeah. And so we were all like, and it was the biggest show of the tour. So we were nervous because it was a huge show. We were nervous because of the recording. We're having panic attacks in the green room. It was a little rough. It's like, oh shit. But in my opinion, it was our best.

Yeah, that's fucking awesome. And you said it was the biggest. How many people again? You guys are like... 11, 1,200? Yeah, but it was like... That's awesome. It's like a famous theater that a lot of comedians like to have their specials filmed in. The Wilbur Theater. Because there's two balconies.

So it's like an IMAX theater, but you're the screen. When they have that shot of everyone. It just looks fucking sick. It's a wall of people in front of you. Cody didn't even know about the third balcony until halfway through the show. We're like, hey, Cody, look up. And you're like, oh, fuck. Yeah. Dude, I have severe anxiety when I do shit like that. It's nuts, man. I think we were in the middle of it. And it's like, Cody, look up there. I was like, oh, God. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's 300 more people. Fuck. Yeah.

and you just can't i don't want to say bomb because it's different with the podcast i'm sure right well no it's not really like you want to hit certain yeah we got it's way easier like like you were saying like i have so much respect for standout comedians because they're just standing there by themselves the mic is killing it yeah having some of your best friends you can just bounce off of each other yeah it's yeah because made it a lot easier if i have a moment where like because i'll be perfectly candid about it several times during the live shows

I'm getting super anxious, right? I'm just like, I'm not having a good time. I'm like, I'm about to go into a panic attack right now. I have three or four co-hosts who can cover down for me. That's awesome. And he loves doing anything on stage. There's like three co-hosts right there. 20% rich. We're just ping-ponging off of each other. It makes it so much easier.

It's easier when you're for your first live show ever rich wears a kilt. And then before you even sit down, he stands on top of his chair and moons the entire audience. I feel like you would be killing it. Yeah. They're fucking going nuts. That's awesome. He showed his fucking brown eye to everyone. Brown web. So with all your content that you've done, what was the first one where you got to,

Like what's the most pushback you got or how do you handle that? That first time where you're like, fuck, I made, I said retard or dude, I don't think I've had push. That's what's so crazy about my shit. I have not had someone except for like the complications I'll see because there'll be random people that see the video that aren't like,

huge fans or whatever the hell so they'll see it maybe comment but my people they i'm not saying to do it they go off on them you know what i mean it's like oh okay then just scroll the fuck away i'm saying like and i'm like oh damn

So they're awesome. And I think I built that for some reason before getting backlash. I don't know what it was. Like, I feel like I have more of a fan base than I do have people that hate or something. You've tapped into the right part of the audience. There you go. There you go. And I think the algorithm, the racist algorithm and the algorithm that shows them really like hateful against fat people comments and like all those. Yeah. A big thing was the, this is before the Kanye stuff, but the Kanye mask that I had, and it's literally a Kanye mask. This is back when I was doing like,

I was trying to be more edgy and offensive, whatever the hell. But it wasn't intended. I don't know if we'll talk about it. But edit that shit. Go for it. I was going to bring up like blackface and shit. Cut that out.

but that's nothing it's really not bad this one you're good like we make the jokes where it's like it's jokes you're doing comedy but it wasn't even about that and was it just on a tuesday you're wearing i said i got the mask i'm gonna do it and i was like is that blackface and i was like is it not is it robert downey jr tropic thunder i think that's what i love that movie by the way i still think i hate that the most so it's even the

You shouldn't be afraid to wear a fucking mask. Exactly how I felt, though, when I was making it. I didn't think like, oh, shit. Unless it's white and pointy. Then maybe like. Not a good mask. We had such a big period of time there when you just couldn't like make jokes. Be funny. Yeah. What it started a little bit around the time Hangover came out. Yeah. Yeah.

And then like comedy just kind of fucking died until recently. Where would you say it died? Because I was thinking about that. I think it's around that time, dude. We always said like right at the hangover. Because I think the end of it. Yeah, Tropic Thunder. I think it was right before. Tropic Thunder was 2008. 2008, yep. I think 2014, 15. I think 15, 16 is when it really started like you just started getting canceled. Yeah, when did SNL quit being funny?

like you know what i mean all their group chris all that yeah farley's funny i saw adam sandler live and he did the whole like chris farley tribute that was really dope but he was doing like a i guess he had a song for him and it's like all like funny and and then you just leave everyone with like they're in tears walking out i'm like

dude that was like such a downer but he was amazing and shit so you saw that live i saw him live it was in an arena he does like a live like music comedy special it's like weird like he does like he'll grab the guitar start singing funny tunes and shit adam sandler then he did a projector at the end of chris farley and like the montage of him and like doing a song for him so it was funny and then he hit the chris farley shit and i was like

freaking tearing up so that's awesome you've never got on youtube i never yeah there we go i think there was a time where i like stopped doing like edgy i didn't need to do it so much except for like the school shit was known for that right like the school shooter and the freaking can i say that

God, you guys are awesome. I'm thinking school shooter. You still haven't told us your favorite slur. That's at an hour and 30. Tyler, Jimmy, that whole thing. Like I kind of can't like write them out at this point. It's like you're in. I got to keep you in and like, you know, we'll make more of that shit. So I want to do it on another level though.

bro. I want to get like, again, this stuff that we were talking about with the location and like trying to like make something really cool. Like I want to start getting into that. Do you want to try to do like eventually, like as you continue down the path, you want to try to do something like a feature film? I was, yeah, of course. Oh my God. But I'm thinking more like, so we went to,

In Arizona, before I came here, we went to this horror trader thing. I needed like a Jason mask for the skit, all that stuff. So we go there, terror trader. That was awesome. They have a spot. He made like a saw skit. Sorry if I'm not explaining this properly, but I go in, fucking saw, jigsaw, skit, not skit, fucking set. He made this whole like room with jigsaw and all that shit. I said, dude, that would be sick to record. And I posted a photo on my story about it. I said, dude, I got to come back here and film, but do like a,

Three minute thing or something like that. You know what I mean? I want to start getting into more of like short film territory shit where I'm not so like oh I gotta post a 30 second clip every two weeks to like keep getting paid like I want to get away from that and start doing more You know bigger shit with that. Okay. What's your favorite? Movies with our you action comedy horror. Yeah, I'd say so I was thinking about this before coming on because I'm like I'm thinking Tropic Thunder I brought up love Tropic Thunder and

I feel like there's different groups. Like you have the Adam Sandler group, right? Their whole, you know, clique. And then you'd have the Seth Rogen clique with like James Franco and Danny McBride and Jonah Hill and all those guys. And then you'd have, there was another one. Like the workaholics, like Adam Devine. Love Adam Devine. Those three.

I just feel like there's so many different clicks and I would love like Ben Stiller, another one. Ben Stiller, I haven't heard of until like Severance. When Severance came out and I was like, dude, I forgot how funny Ben Stiller is. So you got to go back and like watch all that shit. So-

I don't know if I have a list for there's so many greats but like Tropic Thunder Eastbound and Down was one of my favorite I don't know you watch that Danny Danny McBride's like one of my favorites yeah he's awesome um I've been watching Vice principles lately dude yeah fucking um Goggins you watch righteous gems I know it's not as like funny but righteous gemstones no I haven't watched that shut up but it's not yeah yeah it's not as uh what would you say

Not funny. Edgy. It's not like Eastbound and Down. It's not like Vice Principals, but Righteous Gemstone is really good. Adam Devine's in it and shit. So I'm thinking of anything else. I've only seen a couple episodes of Righteous Gemstone, but the compilations of Walton Goggins is awesome. He's awesome. He's baby Billy. Baby Billy.

Dude, I'm thinking of what else. What are your guys' favorites? You got any crazy ones? Movie-wise, I'm more into sci-fi and I love action comedy. Action comedy, sci-fi. So if it's live, die, repeat or whatever.

Edge of Tomorrow. Edge of Tomorrow. Gotcha, gotcha. Perfect blend of everything. That was kind of funny hearing that. Oh, yeah. They just get offed and you're like, whoa, what the fuck? He rolls under the truck. Oh! Yeah. It's fine. I can watch. Just give me a second. Yeah. Shoots him in the head. They got to do more. That's the thing. I feel like action comedy, but needs to be- Hot Shots. Oh, God. I love those movies. Like airplane style. Hot Shots, part do. I haven't seen this in forever. Oh, God.

Oh, Wesley Nilsson. Charlie Sheen's being Rambo and he runs out of a belt and he just grabs a handful of ammunition and throws it and you hear bullet noises and they all fall down. Stupid shit like that. They're doing Naked Gun again with Liam Neeson's going to play... Leslie Nilsson? Yeah, he's going to play Leslie Nilsson's character. Dude, I was just going to say my aunt was in Naked Gun 2 1⁄2. She was like the sex shop owner.

No shit.

This is possible acting, entertainment, all that shit. So she heavily influenced like some of the stuff you do. Well, I want to put that more on like her sisters, like my mother, my other aunts. Like it was, she was that household name of like, dude, Gina, hey, you seen Goodfellas? You seen everywhere I'd walk. It'd be like, we'd talk to someone. Yeah, you seen Goodfellas? Yeah, my sister was in that. And it's like, hell yeah, dude. So growing up. She passed when you were three? Three. Yeah. But again, you hear it nonstop and you watch the movies and you're like, oh, this is dope. So.

Designed by Tiger Woods.

We have to do something I would love for writing session or just filming a skit all together. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

your brain and how it works, the Halloween stuff. We always do. I mean, we used to do like the Halloween veterans versus, um, sci-fi horror sci-fi. And those were a blast to do, but doing something that would be so dope. I've seen, uh, kind of like the scary movie stuff. Like when scary movie got, got announced that it was like popping off. I'm like, Oh, like the slasher movie did really good. I'm like, let's keep doing the horror stuff. Cause I thought that was really cool. Like to dive down. Cause that's all action comedy.

But I do like to throw in, I want to kind of throw in a little more dialogue with certain shit. The thing is, and again, we'll get, maybe we'll get into this now, but like keeping people entertained, keeping people entertained or keeping people, uh, what's the engaged like retention beats, dude. Like I'm thinking like, seriously, when I do the stuff, I'm writing it. Any intro that you fucking think about any slow dialogue bullshit to start off the skit, cut it.

jump right into the body of it and just like throw it in their face and they're like what the fuck is this so it's not a whole like hey my name is this and my name is that because then they scroll who are those youtubers that are doing horror movies yeah with A24 love those guys oh dude because I heard they just they understand the youtube retention so they just jump right the fuck

can and they waste no screen time yeah there's no dude he dm'd me and i was like fanning no shit i was like dude i'm geeking right now like this was fucking your ronald mcdonald's kids all that shit so back in the saw the slasher one but dude they're that's another thing i told him too because i was like i want to move into they moved completely into future films yeah they did uh what's in me talk to me bring her back bring her back is that is it out yet

I think they dropped it like a premiere or whatever. I don't know if it's like out in theaters. Yeah. So Creepcast actually just got sponsored by A24 to do an episode on, it was for the new movie, Bring Her Back. Same guys. They're awesome. They rolled that out. They are fantastic. The way they can jump from like that career with like YouTube and then like get heavily into the feature film shit. That's what I envy. I look at that and I'm like, that's fucking awesome. Now that I think about it, like your content's kind of similar, what they used to do versus what you do now. Is there any sort of like inspiration on that?

I'm trying to think of who I had inspiration from. Like, I'd say that early too. Everyone says Filthy Frank. Filthy Frank they hit me with. Grammy winner Filthy Frank. That's what I'm saying. It's so weird. The switch up is so weird. But yeah, Filthy Frank, Raka Raka. I'm trying to think of anyone else. Like...

All the selfie skit. Remember everyone used to do like the selfie videos. You ever see Dying by Evan Breen, LA Turtle, the blonde hair? No. I swear you guys have seen this. But if you look at it. Yeah. Dying by, if you can look that up. But dude, that was, that guy was awesome. I mean like stoner comedy kind of. Oh,

Oh, yeah. Everyone. Yeah. That guy. Yeah. Yeah, dude. No, I don't know what he's doing right now. Oh, you got you. I've probably seen this, but it's just like the dumbest shit. And I'm sure it's like improvised. Most of it's like just putting the camera up. No character switches when it was that raw and people were just doing that. Like that was how I started out. Cause I'm like, Oh, maybe that's the way to do it. And then I realized like, let me start hitting more.

like dope shots and like try to work on angles and all that. There was a time I did that, like went from handheld. And then I said, okay, let me work with my tripod and like fucking figure it all out. But then it just gets better and better. So it's hard doing, um, I mean, it's that Taryn Tarantino does some of the best writing it.

Make his screenplays and shit. Dude, everything and how he hooks you with dialogue. And you're finding that nice balance of like, hey, here's action, but here's dialogue. We gotta also hit the dialogue and shit like that. Yeah. Because that's how you do your school skits. That would be extremely difficult. Which is not. Yeah, look at that. And I'm like, dude, the math class, let's say it's all dialogue. And then you have, okay, that pops off, 45 million, whatever. Then you have the action comedy. That pops off. And I'm like, now we can just kind of like...

Do different shit in their own different little universe. Okay, I'm going to do my math class stuff and then I'm going to do the, we can hit all of that, but I would like to do something where it's a bigger short film-esque kind of thing. Do you have any plans to do that right now? Like any projects you're working on that you want to get started on?

other than i was just writing stuff but that's it like stupid writing just like in the notes and being like okay what could be a flesh like we flesh it out and it's a huge short film or something um but yeah definitely that's the direction i want to go for sure um right now it's just the book um and just killing youtube trying to just keep bringing up youtube i know it's even brand like you got into it your old skits even show that or old videos where you did uh

Evil Dead. Yeah. How we did the COVID series where we did like the whole, it was like a plot before my regular videos where like our intro skits were like this running joke of me being stuck in COVID lockdowns. Gotcha. And like recreating like scenes from Evil Dead and like going shot for shot. Yeah. With different parts of the movie and whatnot. I kind of miss some of that stuff because it was really fun. So fun. I don't make any more money on it or anything. Yeah.

There's no financial incentive. It's not going to reach more people, whatever. But to me, it's love of the fucking game. Exactly. I think that shit's cool. That's what I'm having the problem with is trying to balance that out. Making sure we're getting paid, but also...

don't switch up on the fans. I think you have to do it in Brandon's style where it is like, hey, I'll start it with this way, but then you have to find that slow thing because it is why like Rocket Jump or any of those, you will not have a sustainable income doing shorts, especially anything under eight minutes and doing action for eight minutes. That's at a minimum eight a month. I think I'm 20 seconds. What the hell? Dude, I saw, wait, was that-

You guys? That was awesome. Holy shit. I thought you were talking about something else for a second. Then I'm like, I remember watching. How long was that? That was like nine. That was two. Yeah. 10 minutes, two months, three months of like pre prepping it, getting it three days of filming. And then editing was a month, two weeks to a month. But to do, to, to do that whole production. And I was like two ish days, right? Of just two full. Yeah. Two full days. And then a half day of pickup shots. Yeah. That was, yeah.

I think that was really efficient. Oh, dude, that is... Dude, that looks really fucking good. What we accomplished in two days, that would have been a normal... Oh, fuck. A normal set, two weeks of filming. Yeah. Because we were just crushing shots. But even still, the amount of money that you spent on a production like that, there's no way that Corridor made their money back. You sent me the Tiny Guns thing, and that's awesome. 40 grand. Like...

You're looking at no matter what, that was probably about $40,000, give or take, with everything because you're paying for travel. And that was buddy discounts because we weren't paying the actors. They were just part of it. We all just did it for free. What about cameras and shit? Are you guys using some crazy stuff? We all have. We already own it all. There you go. They were running red cameras, though, I think, right?

Yeah, they had the RED and the DJI 4D. So for any of the moving sequences. So you had two $10,000 to $30,000 cameras. Yeah. Pulling focus, but a drone. But everything else is the squibs, the guns, everything.

Thankfully, we have everyone knows how to do action, which is the hardest fucking thing. Have you worked with any actors and tried to get them to do action without? Oh, my cousin. My cousin. Yeah. Fucking it's like choreography, all that shit. Fucking nuts. But just get hit. Yeah. No. We're talking when you get hit.

Don't let the fucking lens. All of us grew up on Lively. You're doing like 15 takes. You're like, bro, come on. Getting whiplash from fucking knocking your head back if you get shot. Zach had the hilarious, we had to cut around his because when he's like, okay, you die, Zach. He dies and he just eyeballs the camera. It was like this. And he slides it like, Zach, don't look at the camera though next time. He got so nervous, which is hard if you've never been in front and then you have

Everyone staring at you for a shot. You're like, I'm going to fuck this up. No pressure. I'm going to fuck this up. It kind of blows my mind now, like working with people who don't do stuff on camera, how nervous they get when there's a camera on them. Yeah. Like they'll recite it perfectly. Like everything will go good. You turn the camera on and then they freak the fuck out. Yeah. I don't know if I've got this about. That's how I felt like with this. Yeah. Fucking like you just, I've never been in the scenario. And then when you kind of in the hot seat, you're like, oh fuck.

like it's it's different when i'm in my room and i'm just like these deep questions put the thought bubble above his head and the n-word starts spelling a couple letters in that backspace

dude it's so different when you're just like how many people do you have on that the tiny guns thing oh man that was probably 20 30 people yeah dude it's so different when it's like i mean i'm comfortable comfortable with my cousins friends whatever but like yeah when you have all their people maybe you don't know them that well this that it's the same thing you get that like oh i can't hit that right you know gotta do it again yeah you get again again

I was gonna say sorry if it took me a minute to get my lines. I was having a fucking heat stroke. Oh, you know, you did great, man. You were wearing German wool in Texas in summer. Yeah, because I was a Nazi, so I was like German, like an actual German wool uniform. Yeah. I'm dying. I'm trying to get my lines right, man. Fuck.

he said we sat him down for that shot he was supposed to like stand up and do something yeah yeah and cody's falling out because it's 120 degrees and he is in wool so we're like just sit on the ground he's like yeah and it worked perfectly cody's over here talking to relatives that died four years ago

Real quick. I have to piss so bad. Do you have more time for a run? No, we're going to judge you while you're gone. Hey, dude. A24 does the best. They are hands down the best movie house right now. Because they're not afraid to take risks. They're still doing cool shit. I think they just did Death of a Unicorn, and I love that movie. I have not seen it yet. It's so funny. It's just there's no fat on it. Paul Rudd? Yeah. It's just Paul Rudd and his daughter in a car. They like...

passed away or whatever. Father and daughter don't get along. It's like two minutes of dialogue. They hit a unicorn with their car and then it just goes off on this crazy fucking adventure about like the medical industry trying to grind up the unicorn horn so people can live forever. And like there's curse. It's just it's action the entire movie and then it's over. You're like, what the fuck did I just watch? I kind of like stupid movies like that. I do too. It's like the one with Nicolas Cage.

What is it like? The national treasure. Unbearable weight of massive talent or something like that. I enjoyed it. It's just him and Pedro Pascal being fucking retarded. That was a really good one. I liked it a lot. That makes me think of

like an Adam Sandler type thing where he calls his buddies up and he's like, you want to go to Hawaii for a couple months and just like fuck around and ad lib lines and have a good time? 100%, which is why he wrote Pedro Pascal as a billionaire on an island or some shit. Yeah, exactly. On like a beautiful island. Can you imagine Nicolas Cage calling up Pedro and he's like...

We're going to fuck off for a couple months. It's going to be awesome. Whenever you're done doing that last of us shit. Did Nicolas Cage get in trouble for having illegal dinosaur bones or something? I think there was something like that, yeah. He tried to import a T-Rex skull. T-Rex skull or some shit from an auction and it was stolen and he had to give it back after he paid for it. It was something crazy. That's lame.

Don't even get me started on Hobby Lobby. Don't get me started on Last of Us. Oh. 2007. I will say, okay, last season, I liked it. Oh, yeah. Real quick, in 2007, actor Nicolas Cage outbid Leonardo DiCaprio at auction for a 70-million-year-old dinosaur skull for $276,000.

However, in 2014, the Department of Homeland Security informed Cage that the Tyrannosaurus skull may have been stolen. In 2015, Cage returned the skull to the Mongolian government. What? That's a weird. Did he get reimbursed? That's how I know we haven't made it yet.

We're not doing shit like that. We're not doing shit like that. In your glass container. I would have figured 70 million is too old for Leonardo DiCaprio. Do you know what Hobby Lobby is?

Like the arts and crafts store? Yeah. Like big department store? Yeah. So they were always getting in hot water because they're like ultra religious. I forget which sect of Christianity, but like they're closed on Sunday. They have limited hours. For whatever reason, everybody gave a shit what they thought about reproductive rights. Right. So I think they like didn't offer birth control pills or whatever as part of their insurance. So like they made a big deal about it. Well, then like they got busted because the owners were –

having people go over to like iraq and smuggle religious artifacts out of the country during the global war on terror and they got in a bunch of trouble for it hobby lobby what's up with all these companies doing this shit with the fucking christian on the south middle east jesus christ rich people shit is wild wow what was the insurance again dead pesadilla there you go beautiful so uh about the last of us what's your opinion on that go on dude

I hate the name. Archie's a dad now. I love... It sucks because I love the game. They wrote that. They wrote that line and I hate it. Wait, which one? Hold on. I'm a dad now. I'm sorry. Can I read this real quick? Do you remember the handsome line? Oh, here it is.

No. I didn't see that. No. You didn't see the second season yet? Oh, never mind. I don't want to. Did you see the second season? I'm not here to get Nick this. In 2017, the U.S. Department of Justice announced that Hobby Lobby had illegally imported thousands of ancient artifacts, primarily from Iraq, and it had to forfeit all of them and pay a $3 million fine. The company purchased over 5,500 artifacts. You ever sell yarn to board housewives so good you buy the Ark of the Covenant? No.

That's your next skit. Indiana Jones has to invade Hobby Lobby HQ to find the Holy Grail. It's his bot web. He lowers down. At the very end of Raiders of the Lost Ark, we're in that big warehouse. It's just Hobby Lobby headquarters. It's just...

Do you want to get into the last of them? What was the handsome? I haven't watched the second season. Well, we're not going to spoil anything. I won't spoil. I don't think that line where it's like, I'm a dad now. They wrote that. And I was like, oh my fuck, what'd they do with this? That's second, right? Yeah, that's second season. Not to spoil anything. Yeah. Um...

No, dude, I'm such a big... You guys play the games, of course, right? No. Games are fucking... Maybe you can appreciate the show more then. I don't know. Because I feel like the game, you have such a thing that you've got to hit that I just don't think they're hitting. It's like the book is better. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The first one they stayed... The first one, I think they did a really fantastic job. This one, they just completely threw it off. They went off the rails. They did not...

The director, did you watch him? It's like how he interpreted the character and it was just completely wrong. And that's essentially the problem. It's like, what do you mean? I thought she was like a teenager and she's like funny, but er. But what's up with like people taking a story that's already fucking amazing?

And then shitting all over it. I mean, I know that's like everything. I'm saying like, I've talked about this before. It's so easy. I hate the Hollywood people that are like, yeah, I read the book and everybody loved it, but I wanted this movie to be about my artistic interpretation of their artwork. It's pretentious as fuck. Yeah, pretentious is the exact word. Because it's like they think they know it better, but it's like, dude, you have a story that's like perfect. Lord of the Rings. You have a story that has already resonated extremely well with a lot of people.

Obviously it hit the correct notes and now you're trying to change those notes because somehow you know better. It's not. It's the same way with Game of Thrones. I hate to say it, but I fucking love Game of Thrones. Imagine if your English teacher rewrote Shakespeare and had your kids read that instead of Shakespeare.

Because they wanted the teacher's artistic interpretation. No, just teach the fucking book, idiot. Fans of Walking Dead? Any chance? I was before. Do we want to spoil? No, we can't spoil. Can we spoil? They fucking killed Carl. Dude, I dropped off that show so fast. I was okay with the Glenn thing. It's in the comics, so they do it. But then Carl, where the fuck did that come from?

I don't understand that. I get really into this shit. We'll talk, you know, I can talk for hours about show shit. What I don't understand is that they keep like killing people and bringing shit. I didn't know that that show was still going. Yeah. Yeah. No, dude, they milk the fuck out of that show. They killed Rick and then now he's back. Yeah. It was like, wait, what? Kill, but it's not really like everyone thinks he's dead. And then he comes back because he wasn't actually dead. And then a.

Shoots a helicopter with a crossbow. Yeah. Wait, really? Yeah, I'm not fucking with you. Wait, you're not making... I'm not. No, that was... I thought you were... You know what scene I'm talking about, right? I think in later seasons, right? Yeah. Yeah. Damn it.

Yeah, a man who's incredibly intelligent, has a crossbow that can shoot down helicopters, and he kills the helicopter. Oh, I know exactly what you're talking about. And then Rick comes back, and then... You were talking about the spinoff, though. Is that the spinoff? That was the spinoff. That was like the Rick and Michonne thing. Yeah. I'm not fucking with you right now. My son showed it to me a couple weeks ago. Yeah.

Dad, want to see something gay? Well, he was... It was funny. We were talking about writing films and stuff. He was like, Dad, who wrote this shit? And he's only 16. I'm watching it. I'm like, John, who wrote this shit? This is the new...

Last of Us, everyone is in pristine clothes every scene. Looks great. Every scene, there is no weathered clothes. Their makeup's perfect. And they just walked from Utah to Seattle. Yep. Yep. And they're like, oh, okay, we're good. And it is just the most disorganized. They destroyed the characters or how the characters are supposed to be.

And it's amazing watching that show fail after season one was eights and nines. And this season was eight, nine, and then everything's been like six. It's dying. You get these big media entities, these big corporate conglomerates, like fucking HBO giant. Don't get me started on Brad Pitt zombie movie.

Are you straight up like, oh, we're going straight into World War Z right now? Did you like World War Z? I feel like I did read the books like him. So you don't fuck with World War Z? No. I have an entire tattoo sleeve of World War Z. Oh, shit. They fucked. Did you read the book? No. They fucked that movie up so hard. Oh, so you're probably furious. They already had a fucking zombie movie with Brad Pitt.

And they're like, let's call it World War Z. Yeah. Yeah. It's fucking ridiculous because the book is so good. Yeah. It follows the stories of like 20 different people and how they survived the zombie apocalypse. And you can't do that in a fucking movie. Why didn't they turn it into an HBO miniseries where each episode is following one person, how they lived through the zombie apocalypse? Because they follow like a Navy diver, an army infantry guy, a nun who's trying to save her Sunday school class.

It's such a good idea, too. This is how you describe that. It's fucking perfect. Make it an anthology like the book. Yeah. Literally every episode is. It's like, what is it called? Black Mirror. Black Mirror. Black Mirror, yeah. Anthology. Have you guys seen Black Summer, though? It was like a zombie kind of same thing, but all the characters ended up meeting up. So they did like each episode had like one of the characters and how they started the apocalypse. And then it'd go to the second one. And this is how they started the apocalypse. And it all like kind of

it's like it was actually really good at first i don't know what they i think it's canceled i think it's done but it was really good like i'm saying the visuals and like the way they filmed it nation

No, look up on... No, this is set in the Z Nation. Oh, in Z Nation. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'm guessing it is your... Is it Max Brooks? Black Summer was on... You know who wrote World War Z? Remember Mel Brooks, comedian from the 70s, 80s? See, I'm for... Spaceballs. Spaceballs. Placing saddles. So his son, Max Brooks, wrote the World War Z series. Oh, okay. Got you. The books. Yeah, the books. Yeah, he definitely didn't do the fucking movies. Yeah.

But that's just what I was getting back to is the big Hollywood tights. Taking a story and just...

which they don't take they're so risk averse they'll just take old ip yeah they'll make it shitty they'll committee it everything's super boring that's why i'm like we give so much credit to a24 because they seem like the only studio right now that's actually trying to kill it warfare i know it's incredible warfare was dope i saw that in the theater i was like holy i can't joseph will palter um

What do you think about Joseph Quinn? Dude, that was nuts. Did you see it or no? I was so pissed off at the medic in that movie. Bro. Dude, the dude's like... I'm going to give one spoiler alert. You guys can talk about it. Maybe spoilers for something. It was a real thing that happened. Oh yeah, never mind. When the fucking medic pulls out the auto-injector

As soon as he goes like this, I go, he's holding it wrong right into his own fucking thumb. Injects himself with morphine. I was like, you fucking idiot. Like, oh, I'm so mad. Did that happen during it? I don't know if that happened in real life, but it happened in the movie. And it's like, they beat that into your head at medic school. Like, it looks like it goes this way. It fucking doesn't.

Don't put your thumb over any end of the auto-injector. Was he the medic, though? I thought he was just an auxiliary guy. I don't even know. I think he was one of the only officers of the group. Well, if he had a medic, if he had morphine, it would have been an actual medic of some type, right? Because I don't think they did an issue with us yet. They're not giving morphine to everybody. You don't have morphine inside of your...

Your IFAC. Yeah. Yeah, that's not combat lifesaver level stuff. So I think that was a medic. Just the medic aspect of that movie was driving me nuts. Yeah. Because it was just like, dude is...

Dude is messed up in the middle of the room. And most of the movie, he's just laying there by himself groaning. And it's like, that is not what an army medic would be doing. Like he would be taking vitals, writing things down after he got to the point he did everything he could. Dude, did he nail that scream shit? Like where he was like, it was all like fucking no one could hear shit. And then he pulls him in and it's just fucking brutal screaming. I'm like, oh my God, he wouldn't stop. They did. They get blown up. And so like everything just goes quiet for like five minutes in the movie.

Is it ringing and screaming? It's like literally five minutes of just like that bass kind of, it's like a bass sound. I don't know. Like you can't hear a shit. It's fucking boring almost. I fucking, I love the moment when like the, the comms are going crazy. Like the radio is just going fucking insane. And like, it's just getting hectic and hectic. And there's eight conversations happening. And the guy just fucking rips it out of his ear. It was quiet. Yep. That was good. Oh man, I got to watch this movie. Another thing, one thing, a 24.

I don't think I'm wrong about this, so I'm going to say it, but they're doing a Jason Voorhees series. Really? They redesigned the character. Maybe you should look at this. A24, Jason Voorhees series. Can you look that up? Like a series? Like a series. They want to do a movie. They did a redesign of Jason, and people are like fucking pissed. But it's just the mask. It's like the redesign kind of, and people are like, why the fuck did you do that? You didn't have to do that. Because they can pull it off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, A24. Is it that one?

is that a24 is that is meet new the new jason vorhees i just don't want to on that if that's with the like that that's it literally that's it but like i'm mad at that there was so much backlash and i was like holy shit yeah i don't get it because it has red it's i think it's the dude they get so specific with like the

I'm saying like the fans, you know, they'll look at it. They'll be like, dude, no, no, no, no. That's not Jason. That's not Jason. But I think they could kill a series or do something like that. I would trust them to do that. It said A24, right? Yeah. Just making sure. Okay. That's probably the only studio I would trust to fucking bring back something classic like that. Which that one was like insane to get back. Like the rights and shit. Jason was nuts. I mean, I don't even think it's going to be Friday the 13th. Like it's a whole...

I think it's Crystal Lake. I can't even use the name or something. I think they're calling it Crystal Lake series. Yeah, Crystal Lake series. Because it was Camp Crystal Lake. Yep. Because the most recent Jason movies have made so much money.

I know, right? It's like, what the fuck? Jason in Space. You remember that one? Jason X, I think. Yeah, Jason X. Yeah. Jason X was the Jason in Space. The best horror movie of all time is The Leprechaun. Oh, I love that horror movie. The Leprechaun in Space. Oh, so good. Was that huge in Ireland show?

You shook your head? Yes. Wait, the Leprechaun in Space is where he pisses on the leprechaun and it goes up his dick into him and then he has the leprechaun. What? I don't know. What leprechaun movie did you download? Leprechaun in Space. I think we all walked in on that one. Cody Flash banged the room. Flash banged the

Space that you're thinking about going. The 1997 space movie? No, the 1992 space movie. Do you know the 1992 space movie? The space movie from 1992. Hold on, let him Google it. Yeah, Google it real quick. Space movie from 1992. Oh yeah, you're right. I thought you guys were joking. No, no, no. Space movie from 1992. 1992? Yep, space movie from 1992.

If you Google that, that's... You know who owns the rights to that movie? Rumble. Really? Oh yeah, Rumble bought it. When we started figuring this out, I was like, can we buy the rights? So that was the joke. That was good. Pepperboxx exclusive. The gang watches a space movie from 1992. Oh my gosh.

Oh no! The worst episode of MST3K ever. The gang convinces the local theater to play the movie they own the rights to.

We have an exclusive viewing for the unsub audience. Was that one word? Is that in the slur list? Or no? Was that in the slur? Ooh, it's going S tier. Take that mouse drag click. Yeah. Holy shit. Good call. That was a one word. Man, well, I think on that note.

Well, you had actually you wanted to pitch something you were saying you wanted to talk about something It was really just the book the book was it's coming out August 5th It's gonna be dope the same way. I did the How many if Betsy has 110 bodies and adds 17 bodies to it? How much does Betsy have whatever the fuck so we do all that shit in the book and it's just gonna be like I don't want to say to you. I'll say one. There's like a you know when you solve for X and

like software X, the graphic of like a fleshlight. And then it'll be like eight inches. I don't want to talk to you much shit like that. Where can people find it? Like once it is, is it available to pre-order pre-order on Amazon? When that comes out, it'll be Barnes and Nobles books. A million. What's the name of it? School of scum presents math class, but we're going, like, I just say math class.

just based off the skit there you go that was like my thing too was like i wanted that title because i was like when i did the skits i was like oh this is like the school of scum and i'm like it's like a tv idea you know i start thinking big and crazy with it i'm like i want that title i want just math class school of scum presents math class and it was they let me get away with a lot of shit so can't wait for that that's gonna be cool oh yeah man but gotta do more shit though always grinding more so we love it and then where can everyone find you at

Dude. At itsjdaddy on Instagram, TikTok. Don't worry about TikTok, but YouTube. jdaddy. It's going up 650K right now on subs. Got to hit a million. So, and I want to say too real quick because I never say it to them. I never post like life shit. You know what I mean? On stories and stuff like that. So,

Everyone that's been watching, thank you so fucking much. I appreciate you guys so much. I never, never do shit like that. So I just wanted to take that moment to be like, thank you for watching me and thank you for supporting. And that's really it, dude. I don't really have anything else to say. Well, hell yeah. Cody, we'll do the after show for 10 minutes after we're. Have some fun. Close it out until then.

Bye, everyone. Welcome to the Unsubscribe Podcast. I was joined today by Eli Doubletap, Fat Electrician, JDaddy, Brandon Herrera, myself, Donut Operator. Catch us on the Patreon After Show. Thank you. Thank you.

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