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The first episode was so iconic when I go back and look at it. Harper was like two feet tall. No, it's so weird. Like you literally went from like a whole child. I grew up on this podcast. It's only been one year, but she's aged like five years. Yeah. Five inches. How did your house catch on fire three times? Well, the first time my little sister, she was like four years old and my mom and dad had just got this brand new like wicker bed, which is real wood, but it's highly flammable. For whatever reason, she decided to light a match. Oh,
And the bed just went up in flames. My dad walked in there and like everything was just on fire. Oh my god, that was a happy nothing! 100 episodes! 100 episodes! Happy 100 episodes to one!
Hey, we got all these no those are ruined now that the water no No, there's no sprinkles in them. Oh my gosh. There's a lake
Wait, you poured water everywhere? Yeah, she poured water all over it. You were our... That was fine. Try to light it, Harper. Okay, where's the lighter? There's nothing else going to explode. You need sprinkles in there, guys. Oh, there's a lighter. Hey, there's... Nobody's listening. It's not going to explode. Well, can you put sprinkles in it? No, it's not going to explode. Why? Because there's no sprinkles in it. A disembowel fix! Oh, does it not come out?
Wait Harper that she didn't put any sprinkles in there. Oh It's fine, you know, I said it in the thing Nagi Nagi It's gonna burn me cuz what's it called it does I can't like I can't like yeah paper towel, please I Need like the paper towel Oh
Almost. Will it do? That one didn't work, but that one worked. It popped. There was no sprinkles in it, was there? No, I told y'all. I literally said like five times, it's not going to explode. There's no sprinkles. Well, that one exploded a little bit. I don't think the camera saw it. Are y'all so happy? I need some more napkins. Oh my gosh. Look at the cake. This is ridiculous.
This is insane. The 100th episode is going so poor. How the frick did we make it to 100? This is not going good. Oh my goodness. Guys, welcome to the 100th episode of the LOL Pod. We have officially made 100 episodes, guys. That is crazy. Don't eat. Don't eat. Don't eat. Don't eat. Don't eat. I mean, it's the 100th episode. Look at me not listening to you. He's going to smack. Guys, I'm sorry. He eats like...
- You don't like his smacking? - Nobody likes his smacking. Everyone's always said that. - If you hear noises right now, they probably added those in.
That'd be funny if we added noises. You guys, I am just so happy that I got to spend a year with y'all. I mean, a hundred days with y'all. It really means a lot. After all this time together, I honestly think we're a family. I thought she said she was going to retire. I thought she was going to be like, and sometimes families split up. Well, that's where I'm getting. Hold on, hold on. Something's in my eye. Come here, honey.
I need help. Oh, sorry. It's way worse. Way worse. That's way worse. Worse! Even worse! Can't get somebody else to help me! What the freak is happening to my eye at all? Try to fix him. Take it yourself. Do it yourself. Nobody appreciates my help around here. Just do it yourself. Your help is worse. I can't open my eye at all. Did you make the noise with your mouth? Because you couldn't make it with the thing? Okay! My eye needs to open. My left one.
Yeah, well, I'm so glad that we've had a year of yelling at each other. A hundred days.
100 episodes of yelling at each other and I'm so glad you guys stuck around for all 100 episodes of us yelling at each other. Can y'all believe we spent 100 days together? Well, we didn't. We filmed multiple episodes in one day. Yeah, but we also shoot the club videos every week. It's 100 days. Oh my gosh, we sure do. We probably spent 200 days together. I feel like we haven't filmed a club video in like six months. And I've never gotten in a fight with one of y'all. Not one of y'all. Not a serious fight. Only Piper. That's it. Yeah, only Piper. Oh, my eyes foggy. Was there ever an episode where you left and you were like, I really don't like them?
No. They really annoyed me today. Like, genuinely, no. Oh, that happened so much to me. Yeah, when you leave, we're like, man, Harper sucked today. Have I ever annoyed y'all? Oh, yeah, all the time, sweetheart. All the time, sweetheart. No, actually, like, that. I'm not going to lie. There's some episodes, because we usually film at, like, 5 o'clock. So by 5 o'clock in the day, I'm just done with everything. But then we have to film for a couple hours. I'm like, oh, man. So then by the time we're done filming, I'm like, nobody speak to me, please. Ah!
And then I go to bed. Because all of our words are gone in a way. And sometimes I even get to hang out with my friends and stuff and have fun. And maybe since it's the 100th episode, we could talk about our memories on the LOL podcast. Hey, not only is it the 100th episode, it's actually the day we're shooting this, I'm pretty sure it's been one year too. So it's like our anniversary.
I need to go look at the first day we shot our episode. Unfortunately, due to circumstances, since people are taking vacation, we have to shoot this episode like almost a month in advance. It's June 25th, 2024 as we speak, but I'm scrolling down the first episode. Oh, that's a, that's an always pad promotion. What? I don't know. That's just what's at the beginning of our video.
No, what? Flashback June 23rd. Oh, okay. All right. Wait, where can I see the release date? Flashback June 23rd. I said goodnight. Oh, well. Thanks. At 4 or 5 p.m. Well, y'all keep talking. Kate, it's super easy to find it. Yep, I know. I'm trying that, hon. Believe it or not, I'm trying. Yeah, but just scroll to our first episode. Yeah, so I'm doing that. I wish I thought of that, though. What's your problem, dog? Guys.
We may have been here for a hundred episodes, but Kinsey has not. Nope. Yeah, I feel like we just got started, guys. But what's crazy is I talked about Kinsey for almost the entire 100 episodes. No, you did not. Yes, I did. Nope, you did not. Y'all started dating. She just didn't know. You started talking about her like four months ago. Nope. Episode 60. Yeah, maybe a solid episode 60. What y'all talking about? Yeah, no, you didn't talk about her the whole time. The very first time I talked about a girl that I got her number and then she didn't text me back.
Yeah, but that was a lot of girls that don't text you back. No, he's saying that like it was only one. Yeah, he's like, oh, it was only one. I've only got one girl's number all of last year. Really? Episode 53. Episode 53? Hey, can we get rid of the thingies? Those are making noise. It was like episode, like, two. I know. Harper. Harper. Yeah. Also, your face is very terrifying. I think that might be making too much noise. Yeah. Josh, your face is, like, turning into a rainbow zebra. I feel like my face is really sweet.
- Kate, will you lick it off? - June 25th is when our first episode went out. - I told you this. - I did not believe that. - It's literally our anniversary of the day we got married. Holy frick. - What? - The wedding podcast and our anniversary is the same day. Today's our anniversary and our wedding. - I know. - Is it actually y'all's anniversary? - Wait, today's y'all's anniversary? - Yeah. - Happy two years. - Thank you, thank you. - I don't get to celebrate. - Huh? - Yeah, we don't get to celebrate 'cause we're doing this, but it's fine. Maybe next year.
Wait, today's the 25th, right? Yeah. Yeah, so our podcast anniversary and our wedding anniversary is literally the same day. I mean, if y'all want, we can like eat the cake. Okay, so I have a question. Since it is our 100th episode, we'll start with Harper. Harper. You say Will Smith. What is your favorite episode?
The Halloween one. The Halloween episode. It was the funniest one. I think I peed my pants. Literally, that's the only one I can think of too is the Halloween episode. It was the funniest one because Cash threw up
It was literally like I hurt from laughing. Pop up a video of the Halloween episode where I threw up. The Halloween one was actually the funniest episode. Ever. And like when me and Kate ran off, he's puking. That was bad. Don't know what happened. I think it just popped up on the screen. But...
Me and Harper did a Tootsie Roll challenge where it was like the Chubby Bunny challenge. Who can fit the most Tootsie Rolls in their mouth? But Harper cheated. But Harper cheated on it. Oh, no. Maverick cheated. Yeah, we cheated. It was a we cheat. He was like 17, 19, 30 years old.
Yeah, they weren't telling the truth on their account, so I was stopping my face with Tootsie Rolls. He was like, how is she beating me? And then all the Tootsie Rolls stuck together like clay, got stuck in my mouth, couldn't do anything. Like a giant baseball just in his mouth. And then I threw up. Salt.
I threw up on the episode. It was so bad. Don't worry. You can't really see it. YouTube didn't take that down? No, you could see it. Well, I threw up in a bag. You could? Yeah, you could see it. I think you could see it a little bit, but I threw up in a bag. Yeah, there was like a six-inch spray that just comes down into the bag that you could see. Ew. It was bad. It was gross. As soon as you threw up, we had to watch it. And that episode was K-
That thing was wild. It was the funniest episode in the world, though. I loved it so much. You know, I kind of also liked the first episode, though. The first episode was so iconic when I go back and look at it. Harper was like two feet tall. Harper looked like such a baby in our first episode. She looked like a straight up Lego character height. Like, it was crazy. Honestly, I'm not
I'm gonna fight him on the I did. No, it's so weird. Like, you literally went from, like, a whole child. I grew up on this podcast, kind of. She actually, it's only been one year, but she's aged, like, five years. And you grew, like, five inches. Yeah. I literally grew up on the podcast. She did. If y'all go look at the first episode, she literally looked like an 11-year-old girl. Dang. And now she looks like she's 15. Only if we would've known that a year ago, we could've, like, once a month, had her, like, height marked on the wall. Oh.
We should have done that. We could have it like behind her. Yeah, and then it was like see how tall she gets until she stops. Stops, yeah. She was tiny. Y'all will never understand how small Harper was. Maverick, what's your favorite episode? And I was shy. Oh, favorite episode. It might just have to be just because it was like such an iconic moment for the pod. Like it was a needle mover for the pod is the Piper Raquel. Oh, that is.
That did change things. Like, that was a moment where I felt like the whole world watched. It was like, this is happening. I know. That was, like, a very big one. It was so tense last December. Every time I would get noticed, it would be like, oh, how are you and Piper? Are you and Piper actually fighting? Yeah, people would ask me that. They'd be like, are they actually going to fight? But, guys, they had literally no beef. It was literally the episode I'm just like.
If you were to fight someone, who would you fight? She's like, oh, the first episode? Yeah, when it all started. The first episode. They don't have problems with each other. They had never spoken to each other. I think it was literally just Harper just named the first social media girl that she could think of. Well, they got problems now. Oh, yeah. Don't sign the contract. They don't got problems. But that was a change in the pod. That was where I felt like the pod, we went from just some kids with a podcast to like,
You know, top of the charts on Spotify. We're still there at number five. Yeah, that is true. Guys, right now, we are actually... I mean, the day we're shooting this, we're, like, number six on overall podcasts on Spotify. But we're trying to become number one. Literally, we stay in, like, the top 20 on Spotify. So...
If you guys are watching this, please go to Spotify. Go follow us on there because we want to hit number one podcast on Spotify for just one day. So please go follow us on. Maybe if we did that, the boys would actually realize that we have enough people that enjoy us that they'd want to do a live show. Probably not. No, no, yeah. If we hit the number one podcast on Spotify, we'll do a live show. But you guys got to go subscribe on Spotify. Link in the description. Please.
But if you're listening on Spotify, hey. If you're listening on Spotify, thank you so much. Thank you. Yeah, maybe rate us, watch some more. Go re-watch the episode on YouTube, please. Okay, so your favorite episode is Halloween. Wait, wait, wait. What? What? What the? What the? What the?
- How? She got spray on shoes. - From Body With A Chance of Meatballs. - It looks like you like part SpongeBob. - Hey, they're kind of nice though. I kind of like how they're conjoining my feet. - How did that happen? - What? - The weirdest things happen on this show. Like the weirdest things. - Oh my gosh. - Yeah, it popped and it went over my foot and it honestly- - That's hilarious. - Wait, why weren't you gonna say anything about it? Kate had to point it out. Kate was like, look at her foot. You were just gonna chill there with it? - Well, because I slowly watched it just like morph around her foot.
Because our phone was like on the balloon and it just like ate it up. Yeah. Anyways, Kate, what was your favorite episode? Oh my gosh. I'm looking at our episodes right now to try to see. Wait, while you think about that, do you guys remember when we were all sitting right here? We were all live streaming on Instagram and TikTok and like YouTube. Me, Matt, Kate, and Harper. All of us. And we were looking at, we had our subscriber count pulled up on this TV. And it was after like a month or two with a pod. It was like 7,000. And we were trying to hit 10K. And we were like, eh.
We were live streamed. And we hit 10k on the live stream. It was so cute. And we thought we were out here. We thought we were something. That was when we thought we made it. We got 10,000 subscribers and we're like, we're going on tour. Might as well retire at that point. And I remember Maverick was like, I'll do a back tuck if we hit it. He never did the back tuck. What? I can do a back tuck. I can do a back tuck. Alright, what's your favorite episode? I don't know. I mean, I don't mean to bandwagon.
But it is the Halloween or Piper O'Kell. No, no, you gotta say... Not Piper. You gotta say different. I don't even remember other episodes, though. What are you talking about? You got pregnant? You got... You got pregnant? Unpregnant? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That did not happen. I'm looking. Listen, guys, I'm looking. Um...
I don't know. I don't remember any of the episodes, honestly. One of my favorite ones. This isn't my favorite one, but one of my favorite ones is when I was the pan from Frozen. Oh, that was good. I like that. Pan from Frozen? And that was the Halloween episode. Oh, sorry. I meant I was the pan from Tangled. And that was the Halloween episode. Oh, I supplied the candy for that. Oh, you did? Yeah. I did. Oh, it was in that one. Oh, my gosh. See, I told y'all she's been a thing the whole time. I didn't realize that. It's like invisible strings. Wait, guys. Because he has been.
We've come full circle. When we shot the Halloween episode, we're all sitting here. Maverick pulls out a backpack of crazy candy from overseas and weird candy. Oh, yeah. And he was like, yeah, I met this girl. She works at a gas station. Okay, I work for the gas station.
he was like she works at a gas station and her job is to like pick out the candies and stuff they're gonna sell and stuff like that but that's okay it was not like that you said you went to some snack convention and i did go to that so he pulled out a bag of candy he's like yeah some girl just got me all this that girl was kinsey oh also that's we did not meet her for like we did five months after that if you guys are subscribed to any of us on snapchat um
Breaking news, I post Snapchats on all of our accounts. Oh, big deal. Anyways, I know everyone hates that, but gotta do what you gotta do. Anyways. Everyone's like, why do y'all all have the same Snapchat stories? Because I'm posting them, bro. I'm doing it all together. Think harder, not smarter. Okay, yeah, but what was the news? Wait. Wait. Thanks.
or not harder anyways so on my snapchat story one time a couple months ago we had gone out to dinner and there was like a spicy lemonade that she had given maverick oh yeah and no one would drink it it was like jalapeno lemonade oh yeah there's a video on my snapchat story of someone drinking it but yeah that was the first day that we all met that was the day we all met wow wow i feel very left out i could totally we invited you to i could fart right now yeah we did
I mean, I don't feel left out. Yeah, I don't know if Harper's ever came to us to a dinner afterwards. Guys, she always goes, no, I'm gone. Because she always has friends she wants to hang out with over us. But guys, in Italy, I said, I want to hang out with you. I'll go to Six Flags. And then you go to Six Flags and you didn't invite us.
yeah yeah you went to six five like two days ago you went when we knew we couldn't go actually you went the day maverick proposed to kenzie instead of showing it up to his proposal it's okay we still love you you went to six five thanks i mean i know that y'all would still forgive me that's why she did it she said they won't be too mad i don't have forgiveness in my heart for that second question cash wait you said you said your favorite episode was a halloween one too you can't just piggyback off harper
You're going to pick a different one. You enjoyed throwing up? Meanwhile, no. It was just so funny. Kinsey, do you have a favorite episode? Because Kinsey was watching the episodes. Not all of them. You were a fan? Not all of them. You married a fan? What the? No, I didn't watch all of them. Wait, did you actually used to watch them? You know what one of my favorite moments is?
is when harper goes you want to see something cool and jumps up drops on the floor and the whole set just falls apart like everything falls oh and we fake harper passing out oh yeah that went viral on tiktok that went viral we've had a lot of oh my gosh we've had a lot of viral clips on tiktok yeah yeah people will like take clips i love that i love scrolling on my for you page and seeing like a fan repost that's gone i'm gonna i'm gonna go find my favorite episode i enjoy
The one where Kate had her own time. She like told this elaborate story. I forgot about that. I watched that one. Oh yeah, the one woman show. My one woman show? Yeah. Did y'all see me? Yeah, Kenzie's favorite part of that actually got cut out. Yeah, it did. What was that? What was my... Somehow...
I don't know how this happened. It was not my favorite part, obviously, because I had never seen it. It's your favorite part. Oh, we can't get pregnant. That literally got like number five on YouTube trending. That was good. That wasn't necessarily my favorite one. The episode where we all were on the show by ourselves. Sorry. Yeah, that's the same one. Yeah, I was talking about Kinsey. Oh. But the way it was edited, it got cut out.
When you were talking about Kenzie? Yes. But somehow it made it into a piece of short form content. Oh. Random piece of short form content. Yeah. And I was like, I sent it to her and she was like, I watched the episode that's not in there. And I was like,
Call me a liar. He was like, yes, it's in there. It's in there. I know it's in there. So then I had to go watch the episode and I was wrong. I'm not sure how that happened. Yeah. But on that episode, I was literally talking about her and how like, I was like, should I ask this girl out? I don't know. I probably won't. Maybe I will.
But that'd be kind of scary. I don't know if I will. I actually remember that episode. If you guys haven't watched it, it was a very entertaining one. But it was funny because we all just came up here and sat up here for 15 minutes. And the rest of us had a computer that we could watch the person live. So we were all sitting on the back porch. And we were watching them upstairs. So Harper didn't realize that we were even watching them. But I was sitting here contemplating.
asking a girl out, Kenzie, and possibly getting rejected and having to leave the friend group because of embarrassment. Or maybe going well and getting married. And we took the latter, boys. We took the latter. Wait, when does this go out? Like a month. I think July 31st. Not really sure. Okay. Thank you. I think July 31st. Okay, July 31st. So July 31st, we'll be married a month after this episode, pretty much. No. A month and a half. Six weeks after this episode.
September 14th. Mark your calendars. Harper's going to host it live. Unless she decides to go to Six Flags and skip Maverick's wedding. Can I go to Instagram live at y'all's wedding? Possibly. Oh, opening up about our mental health. That was a really good episode. Cash is looking at the stats. He's not looking at the actual content. No, but that was a sad episode. That was a sad one. That was funny. Yeah, that was pretty funny.
I'm trying to think. Yeah, I really do like Gina. I miss her. Yeah. Oh wait, who is y'all's favorite guest? Ooh.
I'm trying to think. Oh, Harley. Harley, Harley, Harley. Harley was a vibe. She really fit in. She looks exactly like you. Harley fit in. Harley just fit in with the group really well. She just hopped in. It wasn't like a guest. No, it was literally just like one of our friends just came and hopped on for an episode. Didn't feel forced. We've had Harley. Wait, what does she do? Paige. She does TikTok. We've had Harley. Harley, Paige, Parker. What's up? Let me name them so we can pick up. What the?
Harley, Paige, Parker, Chick-fil-A girl, slash Gina, Preston, Kalani from Dance Moms, Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader. I think her name was Grace. Was it Grace? Cheerleader? The cheerleader? I think it was Grace. Comment what her name was. What was her name? You were the one DMing her. I don't remember her name. Don't put him on the spot like that, guys. Don't put him on the spot like that. Do not look at me like that. No, no, no. He didn't. He didn't. Do not look at me like that. No, actually, he says... When she sat down next to him, he closed his eyes. He didn't even look. He says, hello.
was caught up on Kinsey for a year and I just really wanted to ask her out but we also had a cheerleader on the podcast and I had four other girls phone numbers and I was thinking about so and so and so and so and so and so and then Kinsey I guess said yes and maybe I had to go on a date with her then okay that's literally how he acts glad you recapped the story perfectly because that's exactly how it happened oh we also had Preston I don't know if I said that right you did and Anna McNulty
Oh, and Anna McNulty. Who else? Anna was fun, too. Anna was another one that I just was like, she hopped in and fit in really well. Oh, yeah. I feel like we're forgetting someone. We haven't had a whole lot. Kalani. We did have Kalani. All right, so who was y'all's favorite? Kate, go. Oh. I don't know. All of them were really cool. I know. There was something good about every single one of them. Okay, stop glazing them all. Come on, say one. Glazing them. Stop icing them. Yeah, stop icing them. Look at me, guys. They made fun of me earlier because... Yeah, we said Paige. They made fun of me earlier because I said I'm iced out.
You're actually melting ice. Yeah, now I'm melting out. You kind of look like Olaf. I feel like the turtle off one of those Disney shows. I forgot which one it is. The way the candles are singed. What's that Disney show where the turtle goes? There's a lot. It's either Finding Nemo or Ice Age. Over the Hedge? Over the Hedge. I love that.
I haven't seen it. I don't even know what that movie is. You've seen Over the Hedge. You loved Over the Hedge. It used to make me so hungry. What the heck is Over the Hedge? It's like, we got live on the other side of the hedge, just the little animals. And I don't remember the line from it. We got food out the wazoo. Wait, gosh, who was your favorite guest?
Wait, you got to answer first. Well, I don't know. Well, pick one. Well, I don't want to because what if all the other guests see it and then they're all hurt that they weren't the favorite. And they should do better next time. Okay, I'll just say my favorite guest was Preston, my man, OG. Preston was cool. My favorite is probably Anna. He was from my town. Anna.
Anna was really cool. Anna did, like, Anna a lot. Anna, Anna was cool. She probably was my favorite. That's crazy. Yeah, I liked the tricks she could do. And then second, yeah, probably Preston. I just couldn't believe he was from Henrietta. Yeah. That just blew my mind. Did he tell you that on the podcast? Yeah. And you were like, what? Yeah, we were like, no, you're not. He's like, yeah, I was. And starts naming stuff about the town. We were like, what the? What the shikma? That's crazy. No, yeah. What the hedge? No, like, literally, I loved. What the wadu? I don't know.
I literally loved, um, what's her name? Car- or Harley, because, like- Harley was fun. Yeah, Harley was so much fun, because literally, she acted, like, she- she literally looks like me, kind of. And- and what's it called? She acts like me, and maybe we can even be friends someday. Matt, what are you- what are you doing? Nothing! He- he was going- What were you doing? He was being like a mime. He was like- he was like- Whoa. I keep getting icing on me, bro. Hooray! Hooray! Kenzie, who is your favorite guest? Hooray! Hooray!
The only guest that I actually watched was the Chick-fil-A girl. Oh. So I guess her. Yeah, Gina. Yeah. Also, me and Gina related because she had OCD. It was pretty cool. Yeah. We talked about it. I was so scared to meet her. I was like, oh my God, I'm so scared. And then, yeah, once we get Mr. Beast on, what the Sigma are you doing? What the?
Like the stigma. No, yeah. No, but what's it called? Like he, I literally loved like every guest. Cool. That happens. It was pretty cool with Kalani though. Kalani was cool. You know, dance moms. Like that was insane. I don't know. All of the guests just brought something really good. Cause it's like, that's kind of where you bring a guest on a podcast is just like switch it up, learn about them. Talk about it. I want to reach out to Bethany Hamilton and bring her on. Um, but they all, they all said, wait, Harper, do you know who Bethany Hamilton is? Oh my gosh.
- That was a great idea. - Bethany Hamilton. - She's actually here now. - That scared me. - That was kind of loud. I forgot we had that. - I'm glad we did that, moving on. - What are you mad? - No, it just scared me. - Can't let you get scared like that. - Dude, Bethany Hamilton used to be my dream podcast guest. - No, Harper, remember the club video where you were in the shark thing and I said the thing about Bethany Hamilton? It got cut up into a short.
And Bethany Hamilton commented. Yeah, Kate said something. Kate, for y'all that didn't see the video, on the LOL Club... What happened? Wait, yeah, yeah, listen. On the LOL Club... That was so delayed. What the... No, no, wait. On the LOL Club channel, go subscribe on YouTube. Kate, there was this onesie we opened, and it was a shark onesie. Harper got in it, and Kate goes...
Do you happen to know Bethany Hamilton? I should not have said it. And then Bethany Hamilton comments on it. What did she say? That's one of those things that, like, you say, and the second you say it, you're like, oh, that was not funny. I shouldn't have said that. I think she thought it was funny. I mean, she did put a laughing emoji, but, like, that's a very 50-50 thing if someone's going to laugh about that. Poor girl. I can tell Bethany Hamilton's cool by looking at her account. She a cool mom. She's cool. She is cool. Like, literally, her husband. She's so good. She is so good.
Hey, well, Bethany Hamilton, if you ever want to come on our podcast, you're more than welcome to. And I can give you a formal apology because I thought that was getting cut. But instead, it gets cut up into a short and posted on TikTok across multiple platforms. I'm reaching out to Bethany Hamilton right now. You're reaching out? I think you think you're funny when you do that, but it's really not funny.
Yeah, I'm cooked. I'm cooked to the next level. Well, okay. You guys know how we've had, like, a lot of clips go viral on TikTok? Yeah. Which one was your favorite, Harper? My favorite was... Like, the fainting, the mental health one. I know exactly what her favorite clip is. The pregnancy ones. I'm trying to think. That's crazy, because I know exactly which one it is. Your mind's just blank right now. Or the Piper Raquel one. I mean, the Piper Raquel one was funny and all, but, like, I was like, Piper!
Text me back. It was not funny. I don't know. But I liked the one where I was like, I'm going to do a party trick. And then I did boom, boom. And then the plant fell. And the painting. And the painting. What did you say? Oh, I'm not reminding you. What was your favorite moment, Maverick? Oh, no, no.
Let's not bring that up. She's selling shark bands that she's selling like these wristbands that make sharks go away from you. I feel like that's honestly such a solid brand deal for her. They picked the right girl for that brand deal. Yeah. I trust it now that she's promoting it. Yeah.
If anyone's good to promote a shark, I really want one of those though. If that works on alligators, I'm buying one today. What is y'all's problem? I asked him to come to the lake and he was like, oh, I'm not going to Lake Livingston. No way. There's alligators in that lake. I was like, in the middle of the lake? Okay, cool.
Okay, girl, I'm going to get an alligator on this episode, and I want you to go be buddy-buddy with it. Honestly, please. No, but in the middle of the lake. First time I've seen alligators get them. Go ahead and tell them. Tell them where the alligators are. Alligators are closer to the bank. Oh, great. That way, while I'm sitting on the bank, they can get me, too. Oh, my gosh. You're not going to be on the bank, though. Okay, it's literally a dinosaur. If there was a T-Rex. She tries to say this. She tries to say, there's no alligators in the middle of the lake.
They swim. Like what? Why would they swim to the middle of the lake? They do that. To eat me. That's why. Lake Lemieux seems like the fifth or sixth largest lake in Texas. There's not going to be an alligator in the middle of the lake. Yes, there easily could. I've seen alligators in the middle of the lakes. Oh my goodness. Whatever. Okay. You can still decide to get sunburned. Tell me this. Tell me this. If you saw an alligator in the middle of the lake, would you jump in the lake?
Yes. Well, how far away are they? Okay, you got a death wish. There should be no... You say no to that question. Let me tell you this. Anytime you're in that lake, there's an alligator within 100 yards of you.
How about the lake right down the street that you go to? Well, there's no alligators. No, they said there's like 20. There are alligators. Can you please tell me what your favorite short was? No. Why? I'll give you $100. Okay, yeah, do it. Why is he acting like a moody 12-year-old? He's like, no. Is there a short of Cash Yet doing the little walk that he did the other day? Oh, yeah, that's out for sure. That's my favorite thing. In that hamper? Yeah. No, no, no, no. The horse walk?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, she was being Edna. Edna. Oh, when I was watching Edna. Harper, you gotta, someone's gotta take that away from Harper. Actually, actually, y'all can take from me only if Maverick tells me what short it was because I'm going to think about it all day long. Nah, Maverick, tell her the short, please. Oh, not getting flashbacks. If y'all know that, y'all, if you know, you know. Wow, Maverick, I can't believe you voluntarily reminded everyone of that. Yeah!
That's by far 100% my favorite moment And then I wasn't allowed to say it and instead of a word I screen record it all my own time. He went but he was like he was like I was gonna like yell and then I was like I wasn't
No, it wasn't like that. It was a funny singing poem. I'm sure you've all watched it and tried throwing up. I literally stream recorded it. Definitely throwing up now. Pop it up on the screen. Yo, yo. I hope y'all just witnessed that. You guys know that monkey on TikTok? Oh, no. Oh, no. I've like woke that monkey about 10 times a day. He does. Hey.
I got bug bites. But I also got... A piñata? Let's go! Woohoo! Why did you get a unicorn piñata? That's like a little boy birthday party piñata. Well, because I have a unicorn that's gonna hit it. Why am I on a unicorn? I'll do it. Not Harley. Break the piñata! Oh, I'm so excited to get the candy. Okay. I'm scared for Kate to hold it. But use the other... Ow! Piñata!
Hit it towards cash. What the? Stab it. Try stabbing it. Try stabbing it. Okay, hold the bottom and the top. Okay, let me hold it. Yeah, let Maverick hold it so I can actually go. Okay. Eat this thing. Oh! Get the candy! She's so weak. Oh, it's so unfair. No muscles. You can't even hit a piñata. It's named. Go for it. Stab it. Stab it.
Oh! Oh, there you go. There's a hole? My socks are getting wet! No, I know, I'm standing in a lake right now. Okay, oh wait, no, that's good enough, that's good enough. There's a hole. No, it's not good enough for me. You're too weak to break it, Harper. How do you break it? She's getting nowhere, by the way. Harper, stick your hands in there and just like tear it to shreds. Yeah, there you go. There you go. There you go! Oh my gosh, can we just break this thing already? Oh, this is the slowest pinata breaking I've ever seen. You hold it.
I don't know if that's the best. Ready? Hold it up strong. Don't stab her. Yes! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! I get the candy out! I get the candy out! Where's the candy? What the? No candy in this. Okay, I told you to put candy in the- Are you kidding me? I'm out of breath. Wait.
I told you to put, I told you to get candy. I did get candy. What kind of pinata has no candy? Well, where is the freaking candy? Right here, bro. Calm down. Why would you not, why would you not put it in the pinata, Kate? Oh my goodness. Wow. You think I just wanted a pinata and candy on the side? It's okay, just choke it. Yeah! Yay! It's got the same effect. Oh, this is nice. Orange. No, you guys can't have gum. I work with idiots. You can't have gum. No.
That was fun. I'm so glad we did that. Absolutely. I love pinatas. It's hard. It's very hard. Well, you know, Cash has had a lot of friends that have come and passed on the episode as well. A lot have passed away. Rest in peace, Gerald. Harold. Gerald. Flash. Unicorn. Sparky. We've had a lot of deaths on the episode, but it's okay.
Because right now we have a survivor. And maybe she probably has a few episodes left in her before she's completely obliterated as well. Probably. If he's lucky. Sorry. Man, can you really believe at the beginning of this episode you let me use a flamethrower to light your sparklers on your head? I don't think we put that in the episode. It probably won't get in. But guys, we couldn't light those with a lighter. They wouldn't light. So I took a flamethrower to his head. He literally put the flamethrower on my head to light the candles because it wouldn't light. But...
Unfortunately, I don't think we can put that in the episode because... It will get demonetized.
Or just get deleted off YouTube. So, yeah. Yep, that would be unfortunate as well. I'd hate to get deleted off of YouTube. Double bubble gum. All right. Is there been anything? This is probably a dumb question. Y'all probably won't have an answer to it. Has there been anything on the podcast that you guys, that we haven't done that y'all want to do? Oh, yes. A live episode. Okay, what? Wait, what? A live episode. A live episode? Oh, and a Hawaiian episode. Oh, I like Hawaiian episodes. In Hawaii. In Hawaii.
Maybe even a drying episode. A what? A what? That's disgusting. A drying episode? Oh my gosh. An episode on a beach or something? That would be so fun. I want to do an episode in Hawaii. I want to do a live episode. And I want to drive my dirt bike on the episode. And I want to put my Sea-Doo here. My jet ski. Y'all comment down below what y'all want to see on an episode. Yeah. Tell us somewhere fun to go. I've always wanted to be able to cuss.
What the? No. You can't right now. We'll bleep it all. No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. No, like, I've always wanted to be in the camera one time. Just one time. Dummy. I've always wanted to, too. Idiot. No, Maverick. Dumbhead. Can we just do it? I just did it. Stop it. I don't think y'all really understood. I just had the bad urge to do it. Stop. Look. Stupid. Cash. Enough. Dumbhead. I'm going to say it. Ready? I'm going to say it. I'm going to say it. I'm going to say it.
Fart. Oh my gosh. That's my favorite one. I should have said that one. No, I actually have a very bad urge. It's like a compulsive urge. It's okay. We'll just move past it. I can't. Yeah. Sometimes you just gotta let it out. No, that's okay. I can't. Just hold it in.
Hold it in. I have a great idea. I think she's physically biting her tongue right now. I have a great idea. What if we ask the audience to give us a location to go to to shoot? And whatever the top comment is, we have to pack our stuff and go film there. Okay, North Korea.
No, the audience picks. Pick North Korea. You probably should pick anywhere besides North Korea. Also, comment who you want us to have on the podcast. We went through all the guests we've had. And some of our guest episodes have done good. Some of them haven't done good. So y'all let us know who you want us to have on. There was also a time period where for some reason every episode was so bad. Thanks, Kate. That's not what I was supposed to talk. What'd you say?
Nothing. She said that's what happens with TikTok. Yeah. What episode? What guest do you guys want to come on the pod?
I know Matt just asked that, but I thought I should reiterate it. Some people comment. Reiterate. You used it right. Reiterate. When I used it on the other pod, you were like, don't use big words. And now you're doing it. What can I say? You're rubbing off on me. He's grown up on the podcast. Look at you. The same way Harper has cash has matured on the podcast as well. Just look at him now. His vocabulary is expanding. They're trying to grow it up at the same rate. It's so cute. Look at him. They're so grown. What are you digging sprinkles out of your nostrils? That's exactly what I'm doing, actually. Oh, gosh. Okay.
Wow, you're so gross. I wish you were never on the podcast. If you weren't here, we would be so funny and fine. Amen, brother. Come on. Wow. Well, let's see. What else has happened in the last 100 episodes? We all had a birthday. Oh, we did. We did all have a birthday. We didn't ever talk about mine. Yeah, we did. I guess we did. Harper had her first kiss.
Harper had a boyfriend. Harper had heartbreak. Oh, yeah. Wow. You've really been through it all, haven't you? Maverick was so... Maverick got broken up with. Maverick was broken up with before it started. Maverick was broken up. He was lonely sometimes.
He was very, he was so, so. I was happily, complacently single. So, so desperately single that he could not go one episode without talking about how bad he wanted a girl. What? Found a girl. Oh, yeah, he's desperate. Found a girl, got engaged, and is going to be getting married this year. Cash. I did that all for the plot, by the way. Wait, let's hear my highlights. No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. What's my highlights? Kate, give them to me.
Yeah. Cash has continued to just be the butt of every single joke on this podcast. He has farted about 19 times into the microphone. Physically the butt of the joke. That, that,
That microphone has pink eye. Nobody get too close to it. Oh, okay. Oh, that was disgusting. That was uncalled for. You did not just lick the microphone. I've been licking a lot of things over here because I have icing all over my face. If you're just listening, he just licked that microphone. If I was in Cash's position right now, I would not be okay. What else has Cash done in the last year? All the chairs. Oh, Cash has seen. Oh, my gosh. I've said on so much stuff. Why is it all above my butt?
What is going on here? You even gave birth to a chicken. Oh, I did? You raised a chicken and then I killed it. And then you ate it. Yeah, if you guys haven't seen that episode, it's the episode where we interview the Chick-fil-A girl. I hatched a baby chicken and then I ate it. Yep. On the episode. With Chick-fil-A sauce. Yep, it happens. Chick-fil-A sauce. Not Chick-fil-A sauce. My highlights. I got you. Your hair. Uh,
Kate's been... Hasn't your hair changed? My hair has changed. Lots of tears. Lots of tears. Lots of sad moments. We can't go on Closer and Closer each episode. What about me? I feel like me and you have physically gotten closer and closer. What about everything we've been through? I don't feel like me and you used to sit this close together.
Well, now we're definitely not going to. I feel like I used to be, like, a lot farther away. Can we go back to that? Harper and I, when we started, were just two girls that didn't even really know each other. We didn't know each other. We actually did not know each other that well at all when we started. Yeah, and I was so nervous. I was like, hi. I just feel like I'm getting left out of this. Well, yeah. Well, not everything's about you, Maverick. Not everything's about you, dude. And what was y'all's favorite chair I sat on? Ooh, Alex. Did you see?
I sat right on top of him. I feel your pain. When he sat on me with the bubble wrap on, I couldn't breathe. I couldn't breathe.
I was trying to hold it in and be a strong person, but I was like, it's fine. Just hold through. Hold through. No, Alex was definitely the most unfortunate chair. Sorry, Alex. Twice. Yeah, I said on Alex twice. Two episodes back to back, same day. Dang, an hour and a half of carrying cash. That's crazy. Alex, he started out in all fours, and he eventually was just laying down. He slowly got lower and lower and was just like...
One of my other favorite ones was, again, Alex as Santa Claus. Yep. Oh, my gosh. Oh, yes. I sat on his lap there, too. That was also one of my favorite episodes. It was so funny. Oh, the Christmas one was... Santa Claus was on his... Yeah, that was the Christmas... Oh, yeah, Santa Claus was crazy. Oh, yeah. I'm so scared for this next one.
He said a big stocking for a big girl. He came in and he had a Kate stocking that was bigger than all of hers. Kate was like, why is mine so much bigger? And Alex at Santa Claus, he goes, you need a big stocking for a big girl.
And he gives me the stockings. All of us each had like our own ornament that like represented us. He gave Harper an elf. An elf. Maverick a ballerina. Cash a big foot. And he gave me a little pig. A pig? And it was a big pig too. Santa was crazy. We should have taken the chair from Lambo's.
Oh, that's even hilarious. We should have took the chair you crushed. We should have just walked in and said, listen, it broke. We'll just take it off your hands. It broke. I'll buy it for you for $20. They would have been like, what the freak is wrong with this guy? Oh, my gosh. We have had so many chairs with mystery stains come from Facebook Market. Yeah, I'm not going to lie. We buy a lot of our chairs off Facebook Market. Oh, yeah, the football one was funny. Alex freaking went and bought me a chair, bro. It was a car seat. That thing had been diarrhea and pooped in, thrown up in, completely baby destroyed. Oh, yeah.
- That thing looks like it went through four babies. Yeah, it was like $5. I don't know why we bought that. - It was so gross, guys. - It was so bad. - I did not want to sit in that, but I did. - I have realized though that I actually have the best chair on the podcast because the other day we were playing Gang Beasts and I was sitting on the couch and I was like, give me my pink chair.
Your chair is comfy. I love my chair. I feel like I'm on a trampoline. I'm just going to say, oh, y'all should be grateful for y'all's chairs. I hardly ever even have a backrest. You know you love your chairs. I do like this chair. If I ever get hungry. He's a birthday cake. He's sitting in a birthday cake. Oh, yeah. I'm the cake. Take a bite out of it. Can I have a bite of your cake? I would, but you just poured water all over my cake. Well, you were on fire. Your cake was on fire. I'll take a bite out of my cheek, though.
Oh, gosh. Okay. Well, moving on. Who do y'all think has said the most amount of words on the podcast? You. You run your mouth like nobody else here. Okay. I was thinking it. Okay.
Yeah, just stay down there for the rest of the episode. Yeah, it's definitely you. You never let anyone talk. And if I try to talk, you usually just interrupt us. Yeah, that does happen a lot. What about the least amount? Probably Kate, maybe? Yeah. And then the second to least? Probably you. The second to least? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Actually, Harper. Sorry. I forgot. I got to get my word count down. Yeah. Yeah.
You're already maxed out. At the top it goes Cash, Maverick, Harper, me. Yeah. But low key. That's weird because you think the girl. Oh, sorry. You're allowed to talk, Cash. It's not a bad thing that you talk the most. It's just sometimes annoying. A lot of bad things have happened in this house too from the club video. Like this room.
So many things. So many memories. Yeah. So, like, our carpet destroyed. No, you guys don't understand that this used to be just a nice little, like, cute upstairs living area. There was these windows. Give a nice pan around. There was... We had a couch. I don't even remember what it looked like. We had a TV. You could just come up here and... There's supposed to be windows behind this wall? There's three windows behind the wall. Yeah. Oh! And this wood... There's so much natural light. Oh! I'll tell you my worst memory of the LOL podcast history. Uh-oh.
And me and Alex were fighting. Me and Alex were getting pretty mad at each other. What? Wait, what?
Oh, I know. Because when they decided that, because for those of you who don't know, the first two LOL podcast episodes were filmed in a studio. But then we were like, the studio was like moving. The lady was selling it or something. So we were like, well, we were not going to find another studio. Let's just recreate it upstairs. That way we don't have to pay a fee or anything. So we put some, we spent some money and recreated the studio. However, do y'all see that white brick wall?
yeah that didn't just get there by itself no it didn't i built it maverick built it yes you got on a behind the walls windows that is a completely fake wall yeah that wall you're looking at is plywood with wallpaper on yes but that wallpaper man oh man i will never wallpaper again in my life especially not with that guy if anybody ever
to wallpaper anything do not ask me and alex because i'm not even capping guys it took them probably like two and a half days we were so irritated because if for some reason this wallpaper was printed so bad where you it doesn't just line up you had to find the matching brick and line it up with each one like you see how you think it would go horizontally the the stuff no it goes vertically yeah you had to line it up with each brick not lines so this paper was probably like
I don't know, freaking 12 inches, 18 inches long. They were happy to cut like this big of strips and stick them on. Yeah, that whole wall is about sometimes even smaller. But then also the wood is like slightly uneven because of the like, what is it even mounting or something? I don't even know. It's just, yeah. It's slightly uneven. So then there would be little gaps. There's like little gaps in between the wallpaper and me and Alex would like try to do it and then the other one would try to like change it. It was irritating.
Yeah. But shout out to me and Alex and Halfway Maverick for that wall. Yeah, I built that wall too. Why do I get no credit? What the? Because you... When I was building that wall, you specifically sat there and watched me and said, it's not going to fit. It's not going to fit. It's not going to fit. And I said, I measured it. It will fit.
it will fit. Yeah. And let me tell you, it did take me and Alex and Cash to raise that wall up. That is a heavy wall. And let me tell you, that wall is very heavy. Also, Maverick does not have a bedroom door. No more bedroom door. I'm worried that when that, I'm worried that wall's gonna just like fall down and kill someone. Well, I have it like secured to the wall, but not like amazingly. Yeah. Yep. No, that definitely could. Wait, our house is so- I also helped with both of the walls. No, Cash stood over us. What the-
And like micromanaged but didn't touch anything. He would just tell us when it looked bad. He'd be like, "Mmm, change it." He'd just run his mouth like usual. Kate, so Kate, why were you angry with Alex? What did you do? We just couldn't figure it- It wasn't that we were mad at each other necessarily. Oh, just frustrated with the situation. It was that we were both trying to do it and we couldn't figure it out and it was just like, "No, it goes like this. No, it goes like this. No, it goes like this." Did y'all scream at each other?
No, but we did walk away a couple times. I was like, for like 30 times, I was like, whatever, Alex, you do it. There's been a couple times I thought we were actually going to burn this house down. We had the smoke alarms going off, so many fires, so many things. Oh my gosh, the cops got called on us twice filming Queen Bee. Both times, both days. Both days, the cops showed up. Inside or outside? No, Queen Bee was, we were... Luckily we weren't in the house when it was on fire. Yeah, no, I mean the...
Yeah. I mean... That desk is, like, immensely burned from... Yes. We lit a cell phone on fire. We threw a cell phone in a microwave, lit that on fire. What else did we light on fire? We lit on fire a doll. Cash's head. Just now. Cash's head.
Not on this channel, but on another channel. It's hot, it's hot. We poured gasoline all over a hoodie, and then we lit it on fire. That was years ago. And I ran and jumped in the pool. That was so dumb. And I was just completely on fire. Yeah, we were like 16 there. Did it hurt? No. So we soaked it in water first, then we poured gasoline on it. I don't know why. Like, who does that? Yeah, I'm not going to lie. That was very dumb of us. But we were like 16. Wouldn't recommend. No, I did not get hurt. Ran like...
10 feet and then jumped in the pool. I literally took like four steps and then jumped in the pool. Wasn't that me putting myself on fire? Yeah, I think so. That's so funny. Yeah, that's unfortunate. Yeah, YouTube did not like that one. Luckily, the house has not been burned down. No. I've never been in a house that's on fire. That would be terrifying. My parents' house caught on fire like two or three times. How does your house catch on fire three times? Okay, you know what's crazy? What? I know house fires are obviously very dangerous and a lot of people don't make it out of it, which is very sad.
But I just feel like every scenario I'd make it out. Like, unless I'm sleeping. You wouldn't. If I'm sleeping, I'm gone. There's no saving that. But can't you just always jump out a window? Not if the window is like engulfed with fire. Yeah.
Sometimes you're trapped in. Sometimes all the walls are open. Wouldn't you run and just dive through the window? That would not work, home dog. I'm just going to dive. Yeah, sometimes. I think what happens is... Wait, hold on. Y'all don't think I can dive through a window? Not if it's not open. Yes, I can. No, bro. You would just hit... You're just going to go...
What are you talking about? You need the glass. You're not going to shatter the glass. No, you're not. I will shatter that glass. No, you know how hard it is to shatter a window of a house? Not that hard. I'll run straight through it. I did a cartwheel through my parents' window. Dude, I would let you fall. She did a cartwheel through her parents' window. What? Not on purpose. It must have been a crappy window. No, if I run full speed...
I have a ring in my hand and I dive at the ring. Well, I guess the way you probably, I guess most of the way you probably die and get trapped is the smoke, I guess. Cause I guess you probably won't be able to see. You probably like, I guess if it's bad and like, and you like, and then you wake up or something like in the smoke, you can't even see like an inch in front of you. You probably wouldn't be able to see or breathe. Then you're just like, yeah. How did your house catch on fire three times?
Well, the first time, my little sister, it was after a hurricane. Everyone's outside picking up sticks and stuff in the yard. And my little sister... Y'all live that close to the shore? What do you mean? Oh, no. Hurricanes? Oh, from Galveston, we're about like an hour and a half, almost two hours. Oh, okay. You know, a hurricane can happen anywhere. Well, they come from the coast. They come from the coast. Oh, really? Yeah. Now you're the idiot. Okay, I'm going to save you cash anyways.
Shout out Kaylee, my little sister. She was like four years old and she went into the house. Not all. She was a bad child. Anyway, she went in the house and my mom and dad had just got this brand new like wicker bed, which is real wood with like this gloss over it, but it's highly flammable. For whatever reason, she decided to light a match. Oh,
And the bed just went up in flames. And so my little brother, who's younger than her, walked in the house and realized what happened. And walked out and was like, Dad, Dad, there's a fire. So my dad walked in there and everything was just on fire. And he grabbed Kaylee and sprinted out. Was she just in the room? Yeah, she was just sitting there. Kaylee would be playing with matches. I can just see her doing that. She'd be playing with matches right now. And she's 20. Yeah.
And then the other time, my mom was making a casserole. Always the casserole. She left to do something. I don't know. Nobody was in the house. And she came back, and as soon as she opened the door, I don't know why, maybe extra oxygen came in. I don't know. But the oven just blew up in flames. We were in a hotel for like...
The first time the house caught on fire, we were in an RV with six of us, and that was miserable. Wait, so when the bedroom caught on fire, y'all had to get out of the house too for a while? For like a year, we lived in an RV. It was horrible. Oh my gosh. Six people in one little hallway was the worst thing ever. Who else did we know that their house caught on fire and they were in a hotel for like a year? There was somebody that we knew.
Wait, what? What did we? There was someone we knew that their house caught on fire and they stayed in a hotel for like a year or two. I just swallowed my gum. I don't know. No way. You're stowing for seven years. Oh, God. Is that true? No, it actually makes your butt really big when you swallow gum. What? No, it doesn't.
I've been swallowing gum for no reason. Give us a twirl. Let's check. What? Let's check and see if it's helped you, Matt. No, it hasn't. Actually, it might make your butt smaller because you got the smallest little butt. Did you know when I was born, my mom said that when I was born, so I was like five pounds when I was born, I was just a little small butt.
um anyway um so so yeah that happened and my mom was nervous she thought i had a condition because she thought i had a condition because she i didn't have a butt it was just my back with a crack in the middle that's my to this day yeah hey watch it mom is that true i just said i didn't think you had a condition you didn't have a butt is it like two legs and then straight to a back yeah yeah yeah literally what was the third time your house caught on fire
You said two of them. I think it was also another time my mom was cooking, but that one wasn't as bad. Your mom should not cook. That woman made it out of the kitchen. Listen, my mom loves us, but everything I ate growing up was either out of a box or a can. Oh my gosh. But I'm here and I survived. I fear that's going to be me. I cannot cook to save my life. Can I actually even sink cake to cooking lessons?
Did you do it really? Yeah, I did. It didn't work. Yeah, he sent her to cooking lessons. And she comes home and she's like, okay, I made this for you. Guess what it was. Listen, she already tried it. She already tried the food. And then she's like, Cash, will you try it? Cash tries it. He's like, yeah. Yeah, it's good. And then she goes, no, it's not. I know it's not good. It's horrible. And he goes, then why'd you make me eat it?
It was trash. That's bad. That's bad. She also, I sent her to cooking classes to, you know, maybe learn how to make, like, chicken and Alfredo and tacos. You know, normal stuff. Why don't you go to cooking class? She comes back with an eggplant salad. No. It was not eggplant salad. What? It was eggplant Parmesan. Oh, no.
Parmesan eggplant. That's what it is. If you struggle to say what it is... It's like chicken parmesan but with eggplant. My food should roll off my tongue. Burger. Chicken finger. Steak. Taco. Roll off my tongue. Burger. Burger.
- Well, - Frasco. - Frasco fly. - Oh, yeah, wow. Matt, you look like a cone head. - Frosty. - I look like a cone head? No, she looks like a cone head. Literally her hat, literally matches the sides of her head and it just continues up. - Oh, actually, yeah, take it back. - Look straight at your husband real quick. Look at that. - It's because my hair is dirty and I had to put it in a ponytail today 'cause it's so greasy. - I sure do.
It's okay. I think it looks pretty cool. You look like you're the imposter on Among Us. What does that even mean? You just look like the imposter. Wait, okay. What's your favorite club video we've done? Oh, definitely...
I don't know. I don't know. Okay, I'll tell you which ones I don't like. Any of the ones with food. And I certainly don't like the ones where we had to stick our feet in stuff. You know what? You know what? The one that I haven't told y'all a secret. Stop, Cash. I haven't told y'all a secret about this one. Hey, Cash, let's stop that, please. Oh!
What the? No, so... So basically, when we were filming the Thanksgiving episode, I remember I had to pee so bad. I was like, oh my God, I gotta pee, I gotta pee. But I was so scared to ask to go to the restroom. Why? So I don't know. Are we that scary? It's actually in a club video. It's not like a podcast. We can just stop recording and go. No, and I remember when we ate the popcorn, I was like, I have to pee. So I couldn't even chew. I was like...
Why would you not, Harper? You were allowed to use the bathroom. Wait, I'm confused why you can't swallow and having to pee at the same time. I was in pain, physical pain. I don't understand women and peeing. Yesterday, she goes,
We were joking around. She's like, stop. I'm going to pee. I already had to go to the restroom, but we were in the middle of doing stuff. And then you started making me laugh. So I was like, hold on, hold on. I'm going to pee. And then I had to go to the restroom. KS peed her pants so many times from laughing in just like two years of marriage. Oh, I've done that a couple times on the podcast. Those are always good episodes. Wait, you peed yourself on it? Oh, there was actually. Wait, did we ever say the time what happened with the raccoon? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. The possum? Wait, can we say that? Yeah, I'm going to say it.
When Matt trapped a possum. We already talked about this. Yeah, we already talked about this. No, I know. But I don't think if we... This was actually not my favorite episode, but my favorite thing all of last year. Moment in life. Favorite moment in life. This was a topic on our first date.
Wow, it made the first date topic. He was so proud of that. No, not proud of it. I was like, let's, per se, Cash puts a possum in your shower. Would you be... Wait, why were y'all talking about that? I need to know if she could take a joke or if she'd be like, no, Cash can't do those kind of things. I think, in general, he just wanted to know if I was going to hate you or not. Because he was saying, like,
That all of y'all are a package deal or whatever. And would you want to live with all of us? I was like, we do crazy things like put possums in each other's shower. Yeah, so we wake up. No, we don't. We do not. We are a group here. We wake up. Kate goes and uses the bathroom. I hear...
And I was like, oh my gosh. I literally thought she died or something. It was like 7 in the morning. And she's like cornered in a room. And she's yelling, pointing at the shower. There's a possum in our shower. And she's freaking out. And I look and our floor is just wet. And I'm like, why the frick is our floor wet? And she's like, I peed.
she peed all over our floor while she ran through the house left it like a dog it was like an excited dog it was like a trail there was literally like a trail of pee all through the bathroom all through the bedroom i was like listen i'll get the possum but you're getting the pee no she comes to my room and i put this in there at like 2 a.m so by the time she wakes me up at like 8 in the morning she's just throwing things at me and i'm like i'm like oh no whatever you think i did i
I probably did. Why are you hitting me? Why are you hitting me? It wasn't. And then about after like 20 seconds, I remembered what I did. I was like, yeah. Okay, I don't understand though. How did he go through your bedroom door, through your bedroom, into the bathroom with a possum in a cage, set it in the shower, and then sneak back out without Sean Hill? That was for the TikTok. The first take. That was for the TikTok, which was like a reenactment of it. The first one,
I carried the possum by its tail into there. Oh my gosh. Set it down into the shower. Oh, he thinks he's him. Not even in a cage. He thinks he is him. I was like, I was like. Yeah, but she would have got rabies for that. I was literally thinking as I was carrying it in. Wait, actually, don't people die from rabies? I was like, yeah. Yes. Yeah, don't get rabies. I was like, I don't think possums can get rabies. Yeah, they probably can. What? Yes, they do. I don't know. Starts foaming up the mouth. They don't eat like meat like that. They eat insects. They probably do. Okay. Anyways, this possum, I'm sitting there and I'm like.
Cash told me to not... Because I told him I might do this if I ever catch a possum. He was like, just don't let it go in the bedroom. Just put it in the shower or something if you ever did that. And I was like, okay. But I'm sitting there like the bedroom would be a lot funnier.
If I just let it go in the bedroom? If that thing bit one of them and they got sick... It wouldn't bite them. Yeah, if we get rabies, rabies... I'm pretty sure it's like a 99% death rate or something. You would have been real sad if we would have got rabies. Let's look it up. If you get bit by a wild animal, you need to go get a rabies shot immediately. Brother murders brother's wife with rabies from possibly... What? They're not immune...
for rabies, but they're unlikely to carry it because of their low body temperature. Those people that murder people, I feel like that's a solid way to do it, though. Get an animal with rabies and let it go in their house while they're sleeping. That's not a solid way to do it. You don't have to get your rabies shots. I feel like you wouldn't get caught that way. No, I mean, my brother had to get one. What the? Rabies shots. Why, did you bite him? No, because he got bit by that raccoon, remember? Oh. So, my brother...
was saved by a rabies shot yeah let's go yeah he's at 0.1 percent michael no zach oh yeah no he i don't even know if he they don't well they don't know like which animals like raccoons and stuff they don't know which ones carry him so it's just like anytime you get bit go get a rabies shot you know what i want bro i want a baby raccoon i've seen so many people raise baby raccoons and they turn into adult raccoons and they act like a dog
They are cool. I want one so bad. We had a friend who... That or a squirrel. I really also want to raise a squirrel. I had a friend who had a raccoon. Yeah. And it would take things and it would go hide them in its little hole. Yeah. One of our friends, her brother like... Oh, that's not fun. No. The raccoon just went around with your keys. They always knew where it was. They'd like go over to its hole and there'd be keys and spoons and shiny things. Oh, she hid everything in the same spot? They always grabbed shiny stuff. Yeah. Is that true? Yeah. Yeah.
That's actually true. I read it in a book, I can't remember, that there's actually a raccoon trap that hunters would use where they would stick their hand in a hole and they'd have something shiny in there that they can't pull out. So they'd stick their hand in and they wouldn't let go. No way. Then you could come up and get them. You'd catch them because they wouldn't let go of the shiny thing. Are they like little leprechauns or something? Yeah, they're shiny! Wait, why do they want shiny stuff? Shiny!
I don't get why they do that because it's not like they're going to eat shiny stuff. They just like shiny things. They clean their hands too before they eat. I'm pretty sure they're like clean their hands. Wait, what did you say? They clean their hands I'm pretty sure before they eat.
So you're telling me they go over to the pond and they're like, "I gotta wash up first?" I'm pretty sure. Oh, there's my shiny spoon. I'm gonna wash up before it's time for your spoon. I wanna raise a squirrel or a raccoon so bad. Squirrel preferably. I think squirrel would be pretty cool. A squirrel. But I, Harper, if I, per se, caught another possum, would you want me to put it in maybe someone's shower at your house? Yeah, that's fine. I mean, possums are cute. Yeah? Also, I dare you to do this. I just think it'd be a funny story if you put it in Reese's shower. True.
You do it. Okay. Oh, that wasn't very powerful. Oh, Matt has got like three of them. That's the new, that's the new. I can't. You know what? My actually, I'll tell you who my least favorite.
guess podcast person is and you will never see me that me and this person in the same room ever because i cannot stand him all right i will never talk to this man ever it's a him anytime i know he's here i dip what kyle oh man's got to stay away from me not who i thought you were gonna say that is crazy i can't kyle is my ex i know that like you literally yet you don't want you will one day
He just keeps coming back? Yeah, he just shows up unannounced, so I leave. Because I can't stand him. I said you will never see me and Kyle in the same room ever. Comment down below if you want us to bring back Kyle. If he gets over 5,000 likes, we'll bring him back. Should I just head out with you, just never even meet him? Yeah, no, don't. Okay, I'm not going to meet Kyle either. Kyle, he was weird. Dude, oh my gosh, imagine if there was like two Kyles. That would suck.
Kyle and what? Dial. Kai. Kai. Kai and tie. That'd be funny, but not really because I can't stand Kai. Or tie. Or tie. If there's a tie already. Y'all call Kyle Kai sometimes. Yeah. I can't stand Kai. I'd hate to see a tie. It's going to be so bad, but it's
It's our 100th episode again! That scared me so bad. I heard him whispering something into the mic and I was about to say something. I was like, Alex, give me the camera. I literally feel nauseous.
Why? I need a minute. What? I feel like I'm going to pass out. That scared me so bad. Need some recovery time? Unfortunately, that is our last cannon. We need to stop eating candy. All I can imagine is the smacking that's going on. Matt, can you just stop your sugar addiction for one episode? What all do you have in here? Laffy Taffy. And Laffy Taffy is not a candy you eat quietly. Are we almost over? It's like a chipmunk.
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