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I feel like y'all shouldn't wear makeup. I feel like genuinely that makes your skin worse. It does actually. When I take my makeup off at night, my skin will like literally be...
We are at the gas station afterwards and this lady comes up to me fake crying she's like Can you guys give me a ride to this place or whatever and I was like, uh, where do you need to go? and she shows me the address and I pull up the address it is in the middle of Nowhere just like that. Oh, I mean, yeah, I have what? It's official we're going on a
Guys, we are going on tour. May 7th is when the tickets are going on sale. This is going to be absolutely crazy. We are going to five countries, 30 cities. It's going to be insane. So make sure to set your calendars. May 7th, baby. Yeah!
Yo guys, what's up? We're back with another episode and I beat you to the intro. Oh, yeah Well, we're back with another episode. It's the funniest podcast in the world. So you should subscribe wait I thought I said it's podcast in the world and you said that was a stupid saying what? Okay, no way okay why You are beyond pregnant she looks like an alien, okay
That is literally what... There's nothing happening. Why does it look like a baby? Why does it look like a baby under there? No, it's not a baby. Kate, do you have a baby under there? I'm not gonna lie. Whatever that is, it stinks. What the... No, she don't stink. It's honey. It's honey. Oh, wow. We didn't see that coming. Is she shaking? She likes being in her carrier. I don't think she does, actually. Wait, does she actually, though? Honey is so ugly. She likes being in it. Stop it. Kate, what are you doing to that poor dog? That's what I'm saying.
She's shaking. She's shaking. I don't know if it is good for her spine. Shaking with excitement? Is that what you said? Stella shakes with excitement. Stella does, but honey, she's old. Poor doggie. Why'd you buy that, Kate? I thought
Poor honey. What? Honey, you got some eye boogers. I thought she'd like being close to me. Not that close. Who wants to be that close? You like being close to me. How would you feel if I put you in a baby carrier in front of me? I think Kate would actually probably really like that. Hold on. Let me see that thing. What? Give me that. The dog or the... Oh, she's making noises. Can I fit in that?
There's no way man that dog is ugly my legs are my legs my Legs have to go in there and this My legs are gonna get uncirculated, but who cares I think that's wrong hole. Yeah. Yeah, what goes in this hole my arms? Just like honey, I don't think it's gonna work
That's not working. Okay. Yeah, you're right. Maybe I should try. Oh, what? Yeah, that'll work. Can you actually try? When did you buy that? I've had it. My lip balm. Thanks, Skinny. I got a new lip balm. Honey, are you sitting on it? Can you please? Alright, man, put it on. Here we go. No, you have to put it on the front. You have to put it on the front of your stomach. Nose dive into the floor. Yeah, the front, not the back.
No, do it the other way. This is wrong. This is the way it goes. Oh my gosh, what is happening? Oh, I'm going to take you off set. Why did you hold on to me?
What do you mean we were strapped together? You were holding me with your hand. You knew what you were doing. Ma'am! I was gonna face my ass. No, run that back. He grabbed my pocket with his hand. Yeah, that's what I'm like, go, I was gonna die. They were running
Oh my gosh, you're gonna kill Harper. I was terrified. I have a right in silence for a good five seconds. Yeah, why was that? Why was that? We were silent. We were just... And Cash was like leaning forward and he's like...
Oh, well, this is stupid. What, did TikTok shop get you? Why'd you buy this? No, I looked for it on Amazon. You went searching for this on the internet? Look at her dog. It just sits there. I've determined her dog is like a Minecraft dog. It's like just wherever you put it, it just kind of stays. Yeah, when you make it sit, it can't move. She's actually a really happy dog. She starts shaking, though. I was laying with her earlier, and she was like... She's just tweaky. I feel like she's telling me
To be featured so everyone can see her little leg yeah wait white no one can't wait see it I'm pretty sure she stepped on a thorn there's thorns out of our new property this long Can I see oh no honey don't jump off the balcony not again
Not again. Honey likes to jump off the balcony in her spare time. Yeah, she's been trying to end herself. Look at that. Look at that. Sweet girl. Kate, you buzzed the poor thing and now she's ugly. She's embarrassed. She's self-conscious. Throw up a picture of what Honey used to look like and Honey now. Yeah, Kate literally got the thing buzzed. She has a horror shape on her head. I'm not going to lie. Look at its poor little chicken legs. I replaced you with my Dr. Pepper.
Yeah. All right, why do you have an air tie on her if she can't run fast enough to lose, if you can't lose her? She's a runner. She's quick. She is a track star. When she, like, gets out into the wilderness, she'll just take off. Yeah, like, when we were out, when we took her out to the land the other day, and we waited until it got dark to return her to the crate, it was a bad idea. She ran away from us. She was just like...
Well, no, the thing was, it's dark, so you can't see her. That's reminding you of that one time where I wasn't there, but Kate and Cash, they were running behind them, but it was just each other. Oh, yeah? Oh, no, when I was chasing Kate through the woods? No. Wait, what? Kate said, no. No.
love that story. It's so funny. That was like the hardest time I ever laughed on the podcast where you were like... I'll tell it real quick again for the people that haven't heard it, but Kate was walking through the woods one time and it was pitch black out and I was like, I'm gonna scare her. So I took off running after her. I didn't scream nothing. I just ran after her. I wasn't like, ah! I was just running and she heard me behind her running and she just takes off running and all she said was, no! And she just sprints off running through the woods. We are just silently
Yes, we're both silently running and she's running for her life And she she she still was carrying everything she was carrying She had like a tent with her and everything and she was still running through the woods with it She wouldn't drop it and then when I caught up to her cuz she wasn't that fast Even when she was running for her life. I caught up to her and I was like why didn't you drop everything? I don't know. I just panicked. What did he end up grabbing her and she was like no, I
No, I think she kind of gave up and accepted that she was gonna die. Because, like, when I caught up to her, she, like, turned around. She was like, you just let it happen? Oh. I think I started hoping that if he was attacking me, I'd just fight back. If you were to tell me two years ago that we would be going on a world tour, I would say that you are insane. I mean, this is crazy.
I'm talking 30 cities, 5 countries, thousands of fans. I'm so nervous. Why is this emotional? Dude, these tickets are literally gonna sell so quick.
I don't think that's happening any times. There's no more outrunning him. I was out of the cards. Okay, if someone ever attacks you, just let them, like, get you, and then you take your fingers and poke them right in between their eyes. Yeah, and then you kick them in their legs. Yeah, never go to the second location. Just in the corner of their eyes. What? Because if you press hard enough, it'll pop their eyeballs out of socket. What? There's just one thing. Oh.
It'll pop their eyeballs out. Oh, yeah, if you do that, if you press hard enough, it'll pop their eyes. Or you scoop them out. Like that guy on TikTok? You can scoop your eyes out with spoons. Ew. Let's not talk about that. That's scary. But what I was going to say was, I've been seeing this edit on TikTok like a year ago.
I saw it, and it says, Maverick was like, Harper, I didn't think you would make it, but, like, it's time for you to spread your wings. Have you ever said that, or was that AI? Because I don't know how, like... I say a lot of stupid quotes like that. Because he said, Harper, I didn't think you were going to make it, but, like, it's time to spread your wings. What the? I guess that sounds like something Maverick would say. But seriously, guys, if you're ever getting chased or kidnapped or running from someone or inviting, never go to the second location.
even if they have a gun or whatever they have it's better to risk it all right there than go to
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You don't even know what the second location is. Instead of the bathroom, you don't go to the kitchen? He knows what the second location is. You guys never heard? Never go to the second location. No. You girls have never been told that? What did we say about seven-letter words? Or like when you were a kid, nothing? No. Really? The second location. This is crazy. Yes, if somebody's trying to kidnap you, you never go to the second location. Okay, we heard you. Is this a riddle? Oh, are you saying after they kidnap you?
Yeah, this isn't a hard thing to understand. It's like they kidnap you and then just don't go to the second location? No. You always fight as much as you can. Like, people will, like, kidnap someone, right? And they'll have, like, a gun or a knife and they'll be like, get in the car. Wait, but don't go to the second location yet. So people will, like, be like, have a gun or a knife and they'll be like, get in the car. And people will just be like, okay, okay. And they'll get in the car. But.
But statistically, your odds are higher to just run right then or fight right then or whatever and hope they don't shoot you or stab you. And because once you get to the second location, your odds go drastically down. Would that be the first location? No. If they take you in the car and you have to go to a second location and they drive you somewhere, your odds go drastically down. And let me tell you, it's never something fun they have planned at the second location. Cash and I almost ended up at the second location. I can't imagine. What? Remember?
Wait, hold up. First of all, you just sit down. No, we can't talk about this story. Why? Wait, is this a story I think you're talking about? Collectively together, you almost have to talk. You on a park bench? What? Never mind. We've told that story. No, we haven't.
Yes, we have. One of like our first episodes. Wait, why can't you? Anyways, okay. What were you saying? Oh, the second location. Me and Cash almost ended up at the second location. If we would have given that woman a ride to the, to the convenience store in the middle of nowhere, Oklahoma. Oh yeah. That lady was sketchy. Did we ever tell you guys that? No. Yeah. On our first date. No, sorry. No. Mine and Kate's technical first date. After we had started dating. After we talked for years. Our technical first date. We went to the arcade and then we were at the gas. Yeah. In Tulsa? Yeah. What?
What's funny about that? It's just so cute. You made her drive three hours north just to take her an extra hour north to go to the arcade in Tulsa. I drove and picked her up. He did drive back. FYI. You drove all the way down and brought her all the way back
back up that is correct when there's like 20 million arcades in dallas well no we drove up from our graduate you're getting off topic okay we were at the arcade in dallas or tulsa and then we are at the gas station afterwards and this lady comes up to me fake crying i mean clearly clearly as day fake crying she's like oh and i'm like
And she's like, and it's like the fakest cry I've ever seen in my life. No tears, nothing. And she's like, hey, she's like, can you guys give me a ride?
to this place or whatever. I just need a ride. And we were like, I was like, uh, you seem sketchy. You said that to her face? No, but I was thinking it. And I was like, uh, where do you need to go? And she shows me the address and I pull up the address and it is it. It is in the middle of nowhere. I mean, not a house in sight. Nothing. Nothing. It was just a convenience store. It was like this little convenience store and I looked up and the convenience store was closed. Oh. And
And it's just this little tiny dot in the road. And I was like, why do you need to go there? She said, I'm just meeting some people there. I was like, what? Who are you meeting in the middle of nowhere at a closed gas station? What? And then I was like, okay, I'm not giving you a ride because you're sketchy as frick, but I'll order you an Uber. And she was like, no, it's my mom.
No, it's paved. She was like, oh, okay, okay. And she says, I'm just going to go use the bathroom real quick. And I was like, okay. So she goes into the gas station and uses the bathroom and never comes out. The Uber guy gets there and I'm like, what? And I'm like, Kate. Uber got there and she was still inside? Yeah. That's insane. I was like, Kate, go into the bathroom and see if she's using the bathroom or something. So Kate walked into the bathroom to see if she's in there. Kate's like, she's not in there. And I was like,
Okay, well, so I just canceled the Uber. I was like, I don't know, man. She left. And then we drive out of the gas station and we pull around to the other side and she's on the other side of the gas station fake crying to another person. Oh my gosh. You should have stopped and told them. Yeah, they probably got cooked. Yeah.
You never know what happened to them. I don't know what it was, but then we looked it up and it's a pretty famous thing. Like fake cry, try to get you to drive to a location and they drive you to the middle of nowhere and then boom, they kidnap you. Or kill you. Have you ever almost been kidnapped? No, it wasn't that. Oh, I mean, yeah, I have. What? Tell us. Oh, what I was thinking was the butterfly effect. What is that? Oh, yeah. Do y'all know that? The butterfly effect? Are you sure you don't know what it is? What is it? No. Matt doesn't. You can explain it to him.
Uh, it's where, like, what if we never started the podcast? What would our lives be right now? Yeah. What if you never met Kinsey? You didn't go out dancing that one night and you never met Kinsey? Like, just think really hard into it. That's really scary. What if you never started posting to your dogs? Does it bother you, Kinsey, to think, one night I went out looking for girls and you were one of those girls? Oh, wow. Why would you say that? Um, you have told me multiple times that you didn't get any of the other girls' numbers that night, so unless that was a lie... Yeah, they all rejected me. You know? Yeah.
Well anyways guys you guys should make sure you get your tickets on May 7th because it is official our tour tickets are going on sale May 7th
Our very first worldwide tour. We're going to four countries. Wait. What? LOL Podcast is going worldwide. Sorry, we're going to five countries. I always forget. I always forget Ireland's a country. Five countries. 30 cities. Are we going to Canada? We're going to US, Canada, Ireland. We're going to Canada? I don't think we're going to Canada. Oh, we're going to Toronto. Okay, I thought we canceled Toronto. Hello to Big T. Toronto. Wow. I don't see how much this guy put into selecting tour dates.
dates yeah and australia it's like 30 something cities or something like that make sure you guys go get your tickets i'm so excited for london i'm so excited for london australia yeah i just said canada and america i just said anyways guys tickets are going on sale may 7th so make sure on may 7th you're nice and ready if you guys want to meet us go to the eiffel tower what i don't know when we'll
If you stay there for long enough, we might show up. Are we going to Oregon? If we're not going to your country, comment down below. Or your city. Comment down below. Maybe we'll go there one day. We can add dates, maybe. But we're going to be on tour for literally like... A year. Yeah, a year. We're going to start in June. And then we're going to tour the U.S.,
The whole country. All the way until November. June, July, August, September, October. And then we're going to head overseas. We're going to get on a plane and fly away overseas. Yes, and guys, this tour, we've been planning this tour for so long. And also, we've only done two shows before this. So we're about to go from two shows to like 30 shows. And our first shows are going to be in Florida. Bet! Yeah! Miami and Tampa slash Orlando.
We'll see you at the venue. Wait, what's a count for the people? I don't know. Like the venue caps? Yeah. There's not many tickets out there. I don't know. I think there's only like 2,000 tickets a show-ish somewhere around there. Yeah. Not a lot of tickets. If we're going to be in a city near you, you better grab them.
The last show, well, let's see. The Dallas show sold out in 24 hours. That was like 700 tickets. New York show sold out in like a week, and that was 2,200 tickets. But in the New York show and stuff and all that, we never promoted that we were actually going on sale. We did like one announcement. Like right now, we're telling you guys pre-time before they sell out. Like I know you don't want to see us. Every other time.
Every other time we have done a show we've literally just randomly been like hey We're coming to show get your tickets if you want this time. We are pre announcing it so They might sell very very fast so be ready May 7 tickets are on see you can you met can you even like imagine Maddox back then sold out all the shows? That's so good all of them Yeah, he post on his snapchat story like a photo of himself when he's little he's like this little guy would Little does you know he's gonna sell out all these shows and I was like you're keeping up with him no
No, no, no. I was just... No, no, no. I was just looking at his stories on Snapchat. It just popped up. Right. And we...
And we've sold out our two shows, so maybe we could try something bigger. We can try for something in like a few weeks. What city are you guys most excited to go to? Probably Florida. Really? We're going overseas, too. We're going overseas. Yeah, I don't really... You've been to Florida. I know. I just like the waves and like... Australia. Think about that. Australia, UK, Ireland. I'm going to wear a skirt on stage. I'm going to do it.
It's called a kilt. Yeah, I'm gonna wear the kilt. That's what I'm gonna wear it on Ireland. I just like don't want to think about going back to Canada. I'm telling you I am. We're going back to Canada. We're going to Toronto though. It's like the other side of Canada that you went to. Canada can be fun. I'm excited to go to Canada. But every day I would wake up, go film. Ha ha.
Go to bed. Yeah. You have to memorize. My mom would be like, memorize the script. And then I'll be like, all right. Don't make her sound like that. Your mom does not talk like that. Okay, yeah. She was more like. Without your mom, I think you'd be a train wreck. I was probably more like, I'm not memorizing the script. Yeah. And then your mom was like, honey, it's important. Yeah. And you were like, no, shut up. Is that how it went?
Yes, but... Harper, do you think life would be so hard without your mom? Oh, my gosh. I always think about it. Like, anytime I'm like, I do not like my mom, I just think about how life would be without her. Because, like, oh, my gosh. You should tell her that. I would have been a disaster in high school. Dude, she does everything for me. Like, she reminds me to take my medicine in the morning. She reminds me to do blah, blah, blah and all this and...
If I didn't have her, then I would not be where I am today. My mom still does everything for me. She even pays my taxes. What? Yeah, my mom does all my taxes for me. My money, of course, but she does it all. And my dad. It's just crazy. I don't know how to do that stuff. You should tell her thank you. I will. And you should probably tell me thank you. I mean, honestly, yeah. Thank y'all for making me who I am. I don't know. But I feel like I've hopefully had some impact on your life that I could be thanked for.
I can think about it. He's really built up your immune system, if you think about it. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you probably can withstand any disease now. Is that a thing, building up an immune system? Yes. I don't think that's a thing. That's why people who guard their babies with their entire life, I'm like, no, they need to eat dirt. Yeah. Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah? I would love to see you, Kenzie, when...
I'm holding your baby and I'm letting it do nasty things. Let's see if you let your baby eat your nasty things. Like when I'm holding that baby and for instance, it's sucker just dropped on the dirt and I give it back to it. You'd be okay with that?
I mean, that's just weird. You just said let the baby eat dirt. At least try to dust it off. She said let it eat dirt. I'd say try to dust it off, then you go back. Look at this super cute picture of me when I was younger. I'm wearing pearls and I'm in just a pile of mud. Yeah, I feel like if a baby eaten it, it's fine. Unless it's a double A battery. I want a baby to eat that. Did you say you think the baby would dust it off itself? If it was a little one-year-old, just think, hey. No, just...
I feel like I would have. I'm a baby. Dude, if Kate, if you could go back in time, Kate would do that. She'd be like, pull out a rag. I can't. I feel like any baby would know, like, if there's brown stuff on their lollipop, maybe, like, dust it off or something. Wouldn't that be the coolest thing if we could go back in time and all of us were, like, our babies right here, but we'd all be doing it? We need a baby episode. Like, we need to hire kids to come sit in as well. Kate, do you want to be traumatized? Can we please? Yeah.
I said that without thinking. What are you going to traumatize me with? Well, I can't show the audience, so they'll probably take it off for you, too. Wait, wait, no. Don't show it. Oh, is it a deer? Is it a... Yeah. Let me see. I saw the antlers. Is it dead? Yeah, it's dead. Yeah, I'd rather not. Yeah, it's dead. One time, their dad, I got him a Christmas gift, and I'm not going to go into detail, but I thought it was, you know, just a normal, like...
Knife, you know and obviously okay this may be controversial but we live in the south and the south People people kill and eat deer. Okay, so
And cows. And cow, yeah. No, you eat cow too if you're not a vegetarian. I hunt them. Yeah. So I was like, you know what? I'll hear my story about cows in a minute. Keep going. My father-in-law, he likes to hunt deer. He likes to shoot deer, drink beer. What? Well, he doesn't. Okay, you're going in circles with the story here. And he doesn't even drink beer. No, he doesn't. But he did have a margarita one time. Can you tell the story, Katie?
No, so anyways, I was like, you know what? I'll get him a nice little knife for when he's hunting because I know when you kill a deer, you got to use a knife also. He sent me a picture of something that he did with that knife to the deer. I was traumatized. I did not know this was part of hunting, and I am never going hunting ever because of this. I'm glad you enjoyed your knife, James. Look how cute I was.
No, a little baby. Yeah. Well, I one time got a... Well, I can't find the picture. Got a BB gun for my birthday. Oh, no. Oh, my gosh. When every kid does that, rest in peace to every bird around. No, not birthday. It was a pink BB gun. How many birds did you kill? No, my mom had it. For reasons. What were you doing with your BB gun? Threatening people.
I'll shoot! I will shoot! Get on the ground! Get on the ground! I remember one of them, get on the ground! My friends came over and we got in like a big fight and I was like, I'm in the garage. And then Harper got in a fight with her friend and she's like, I'm gonna go get my gun.
She's just over there. She's like, pick up my sucker. Now dust it off. And I remember pouring the little metal beads in there. And then I like cranked it. And then my mom came in. She's like, what are you doing? And you're just sitting there just like pumping it up. Nothing. And my friend was like, please.
Nothing makes you feel more unstoppable as a child than when you have a BB gun. It's just like, I can kill things. I'll just shoot. Everyone should obey me now. I finally got some respect around here. You know those little guns with the paper strips? And you pull it back and shoot the trigger and the metal just hits the paper strip and it makes it smoke?
Sure. What in the world did you just say? I said, hey, I don't know if that's hard. You don't remember those? What? They're called like caps or something. Something. Oh. A cap gun. Yeah, a cap gun. Where it's like those little like, like those like cowboy guns that like shoot smoke at the end. Yeah, yeah. Oh, I love those. My little brother had one of those, or multiple of them, and he was like yay tall, just running around in his little diaper looking cute with his guns. But these guns are like...
metal. They look like real guns. And when he would run out of the little paper that made the noise and the smoke, he would just run around and hit you and he'd be like POW! He hit you in the head with a metal gun and he's like, gosh! And you couldn't get mad at him because he's just like a little...
Pow, pow, pow. That's crazy. That's really called pistol whipping. He was pistol whipping you. Pow. Oh, my gosh. What was your story about cows? Oh, my story about cows. Wait, also before that. Oh, Kate, what's that lip product called? You just asked me about my cows. Wow. Well, since you asked, it's the Primily Pure Lip Oil. Where do you get it from? The website. You want to try it?
Are you sure? Yeah. Thank you. Intercept. It's, yeah, no, Primally Pure. This is not sponsored at all, but I love their products so much. It's like just like clean beauty. So if you guys want to sponsor me, like I use it. I love it so much. Yeah. Anyways, what about your cows? Oh, I was just wondering. Like we've talked about it before, like the first humans to drink cow milk. Yeah. That was probably weird. But what I never thought about until I saw this on TikTok. Really? Is...
How many animals did they try before they got to cows? What do you mean? Like, were they trying, like... Everything? Everything? Like a dog? They're like, nope, this sucks. Let's try another one. What, to milk it? Yeah. Well, not exactly many animals make milk, Mav. Yes, they do. But how would they know to pull on their udders? Yeah, not every animal has udders, Mav. Oh.
They were probably like, I just got to know what this does. A lot of animals and udders catch. I mean, if you look hard enough, they might. Yes, they do. We can't go back into this. Well, I guess ducks hatch, huh? What? What are you saying, Kinsey? I guess ducks hatch? What did that have to do with a cow milk udder? She's just over there singing the song. She's like, dog goes boo or whatever. I don't know. Yeah.
Also, I hope y'all know if I would have made that song every once in a while I go to the studio and I make a song by myself and I come out and everyone tells me it's crap. And if I would have made that song you would have told me it's crap. Yeah, I would still say that song is crap. And that song went mega viral. It did for no reason. It was not good. I'm going to make a new version of whatever the fox says. What did the fox say? What the
One year, that man got to perform in New York City at Times Square while the ball dropped, and I was so mad. Are you kidding? I was like, that's what y'all are... Like, we're supposed to celebrate going into 2012 and y'all are playing that song? What does that say? Hey, guess how many views that video had. Like, 2 billion. 600. 1 billion. 1.1 billion. Yep. That's crazy. I remember I watched it so much as a kid, and I loved when the Santa was laughing. Dude, I remember I watched it so... I thought it was the funniest song in the world. So funny. I was like...
Harper was just out there with her BB gun like... That guy got on the year 2013. He was on Time Star.
performing on New Year's Eve and I'm mad. Why do you remember all the Times Square people? Yeah, I'm sorry. Did you watch like all the Times Square performances? I never knew that. I've never watched the ball drop. No, I did my whole life. Okay, Gangnam Style does deserve to be in the Times Square though. Can you dance Gangnam Style? Yeah. Gangnam Style. Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh. Get up and dance. And he's like, eh.
Sexy lady. Can we do that? Anyways, what were you saying about Gangnam Style? It was trash too. 5.5 billion views, so call it trash. On Gangnam Style? That's still so bad. What was that one thing that used to be a thing back then? It was like right around the time of Gangnam Style. Roxanne. Roxanne. That was recent. Okay.
That was not really, that was like 2020. No, it was around the time of Gangnam Style and What Does the Fox Say, but everyone would freeze. It was like the first. It was the, uh. You know. Mannequin Challenge. Yes. Mannequin Challenge.
Or the pause challenge? Yeah, it was like the mannequin challenge was before the pause challenge. The pause challenge was like Beatles in the city. They rev a beat. No, mannequin challenge was like the OG. And then there was the mannequin challenge. And there was the Harlem Shake. What was that song? Oh, it was the Harlem Shake. That's what it was called. It was that. No, everybody would freeze and then everybody would go.
Yeah, it was the Harlem Shake. It was. I don't think that was the same as the Mannequin Challenge. No, no, it's different. The Mannequin Challenge is usually for the entire video. Do you remember planking? No. You don't know what planking is? That's okay. I don't think it's as popular as you think it is. Planking? Yeah. No, people were planking everywhere.
I do remember the mannequin challenge, though. I remember planking, but I don't really remember seeing other people plank. Everyone planked. That was such an American thing to call it planking, and you weren't even physically holding a plank. You were just laying down. What? I want to know if we can all feel like a mannequin. You think we're going to carry around planks? No. I'm saying, like, you know how people would, like, randomly plank on top of, like, the World Wonders and stuff? Like... Oh, no. I didn't see anybody planking on top of Niagara Falls. Yeah, nobody was on the Taj Mahal. Just, like, the Eiffel Tower just...
Balancing on the needle on their little belly button. No, okay. Like, what? You know, they would always go to, like, monumental spots and, like, lay face down and just be like, I planked in front of them. Wait, Kate, what do you think planking is? Plank? Wait, can you show us? Yeah. I think Kate is on the same wavelength as the rest of us. That's called napping. Oh.
Wait, I can do it again. Do it again. I'm going to do it one more time, but then somebody teach me how to actually play. I don't think we can. Do you not know how to play? You have to be like seriously strong. You're really good at that, Kate. Kate, you always have to do it on something. Like you have to be like up in the air, like suspended. No, you don't have to play. Oh gosh. Like what do you mean up in the air suspended? That's like closer. That's closer. Oh my gosh, look at
I just spit everywhere. Planking was like, you would normally sit on something that was like, maybe the size of like this. Yes. And then you would lay down on it. Yeah. Like that trash can. Okay. Well, that makes way more sense. I thought people were just like laying face down, like in front of the Eiffel Tower. And they were like, I planked in front of the Eiffel Tower. Just in the grass? Yeah. Yeah.
Lay it down. On tour, I'm going to be like, I'm going to plank on every monumental thing that we go to. On top of it? And then just lay on the ground. They won't let you. You should just plank on the fans at every show. Plank on the fans. Can we please do crowd surfing all these 10-year-old girls trying to hold cash up? What the? Wait, I feel like we did. You're trying to say I weigh a lot? I'm not.
I'm on Ozempic for your information. We put you in a hamster ball and you just go. I want to do that. We moved on from tour a little too quickly. Did you guys know we're going on tour? Yeah. Yeah. And I'm going to be handing out Ozempics at every show. No! I'm just tossing them out. Cash, you can't say that.
I can't say that. But we also... I know you guys are like, oh, I want to go to the LOL Podcast live show. That's probably what you guys are all saying to yourself right now. And it's probably too late in your city because the tickets are already sold out. Yeah. No. There are being great tickets. Time out. The tickets are not sold out. They haven't gone on sale, man. Cash. Cash. What day do they go on sale? I already bought them all. May 7th, man. May 7th. I know. But if you're watching this after May 7th, they're probably already gone. How much is a ticket? It's...
you can buy meet and greet tickets and or the vip hangout tickets but make sure you keep checking because some of them like even if they get sold out in your city go check again because we might add a second night yeah that is true i'm not gonna lie my back starts hurting quite bad in those vip um sections but like i start like i just start you mean the meet and greet yeah yeah like the before the after the after like for some reason i was standing up and i couldn't stand back like i don't know i don't know what happened no the meeting
is so fun because you just meet so many people and the vip hangout is like you get like one-on-one time with people that because there's we only sell so many vip tickets so it's like 50 or i like when they start crying oh no but there's only like 50 tickets who said that there's only like 50 vip tickets at each show so you really get to like spend time with everybody and like talk to them and get to know them and you guys might be wondering what do you what exactly do you do on a stage well
You'll have to come and see. Yeah, I have to find out. Yeah, we're not just going to tell you that easy. Are you kidding me? I was. I was going to tell them. If you do get the VIP ticket. Wait, we can't tell them? I showed you the... Okay, I guess I'm not allowed to tell you. You have to come and find out. You can spill the beans. Okay, I take my shirt off. What? No. Live on stage. No, no, no. It's out. If you do buy the VIP...
You're like this. Oh, we're going to sell out now. I mean, jeez. Interrupt her again. I mean, it's like five times. She just keeps saying VIP ticket. We've heard it a thousand times. Well, because I'm not done. Okay. If you do get the VIP ticket, come with, if you're going to do a video, come with a dance that's already on one of our programs. Please. Please.
Because trying to learn a TikTok dance is not the easiest thing. They're like, do you know this? I'm like, um, I can try. Sometimes I've yelled, there's been a couple times where they'll be like, do you guys know this dance? And I'll be like, I'll try to learn it. And then I try and I'm like, no, you gotta pick a different one. Unless it's super easy. If it's like super easy. Yeah. Like if it's like the way. Or like the whip it nay nay. Don't want to do that one either. I know that one. Yeah. Apparently. Okay. Sorry. I get a little defensive. About what? Nothing.
What is happening? We're going on tour! That's what's happening! Should I take my shirt off? No! Sorry. Okay. Anyways, yes, on tour, the VIP hangout, super fun. We get to hang out with you guys for like an hour or 30 minutes, depending on the city, and it's super fun. Yeah. The actual meet and greet, also really fun. But we just get to take a photo, and it's quicker. Yeah. Imagine I got sick one of the nights of tour, so I just had to lay in bed on the actual stage.
You just had a plank on stage. Wait, wait. Did we just leave her there? The last couple of weeks, we've been like really, really trying to like get this tour ready to like announce it and tickets go on sale. And Cash and Maverick have both been having like nightmares over this. Nightmares, yeah. I woke up the other night though too from a nightmare. What are you all worried about? Oh, I've had horrible nightmares. Like one of them, the show is packed. I mean slammed, right?
And we're like, okay, it's time to go out. We go out for like five minutes and then Cash is like, okay, we have a surprise. Then he pulls me backstage. He's like, okay, so we go backstage. I'm like, Cash, what's going on? This is not what we planned. We have a show we're doing in the middle of the show. Why is there a surprise? And he's like, just come outside, come outside. So we're like out back behind this venue and it's like just me and him. And he's like, get in the car. I'm like, get in the car? I'm like,
I'm getting in the car, Cash. We're in the middle of a show. There's 3,000 people in there. We have to go back in. And he's like, Maverick, I'm not arguing with you. Trust me. I don't have time to explain it to you. Just get in the car. I get in the car. He drives me to a tattoo shop. I told you you never go to the second location. It's never good. He's like, we're getting piercings. They're going to love it. I'm like, what? Cash gets piercings all over his body. We get back to the show. He's like,
They're gone. They're gone? This is a sign. If we sell out every single show, we get matching tattoos. And piercings. We get like a dot on our finger. Please. If we sell out every single show. A dot? Why don't we put a dot? I'll get a lip tattoo that says sold out. We'll do lip tattoos because they go away after like four or five years. Four or five years? Okay, I don't want one then. I thought it was quicker than that. Oh, I was cute. I want to get a lip tattoo so bad.
Couldn't you imagine me having that look? Imagine my shirt off and I'm just...
Yeah. What does it say? Gerald? Yeah. But what was your nightmare you were having? Because you, like... Oh, I've had a lot of nightmares. I'm not going to lie. I had one, too. About tour? Yeah. What was it? Well, you first tell yours. One I had, we all went out there, and we were all falling apart on stage. And everyone was, like, putting on their own show. And we were all mad at each other. And no one in the crowd was laughing. And I was getting so frustrated. I was like, everybody just do my show. Do my show. Yeah.
And all y'all were like, no, I have my show planned. Harper was like running around. She's like, there's a new queen bee. I was like, shut up. It's the 10th time playing the song. That's all Harper had planned. Kate was on the side of the audience just like. I had a nightmare that it was being cashless at the house. It is the night of like the tickets actually selling. And I was like, oh, this is great. Tickets go on sale today. This is going to be awesome. All of a sudden we're like.
Why aren't we selling any tickets? All the websites crashed. All of them. You guys crashed all the websites and no tickets sold. Not a single one. That's like... Well...
I had one possible like a couple nights ago and y'all might think we're trouble. We're not. We actively wake up with these nightmares and then I have to wake up that day and go, how can I prevent this? Okay. No venues near tattoo shops. No, it's like it's consuming our brain power right now. It really is kind of scaring me. I'm not getting coffee cash. No, I woke up the other day
And this is so, this is kind of sad, honestly, but I woke up the other night like sweating because of this, but the show was starting and there was like literally 10 minutes before we were going on stage and I'm in the green room. Like there was a bed in the green room. So I'm like taking a nap. She's planking in the green room. I'm like, I'm like dead asleep. And you guys all run in there and you're like, Kate, what are you doing? You're like, where do you have to go on stage? Like now? And I'm like, okay, okay.
But I, like, I just woke up. You're flustered. I was, like, freaking out. Like, I didn't have my hair done. I didn't have my makeup done. Like, my outfit got lost. So I'm, like, in my pajamas. And I'm, like, stressing. I was, like, crap. And I'm, like, trying to do my makeup. And it looked so bad. And it was, like, half done. And I had, like, baking powder on my face. Baking powder? You guys were, like, we gotta go out now. And then I went out on stage and everybody, like, laughed at me. Oh.
It was sad. So I was really scared. So a way to prevent that, don't take a nap before the show and make sure you have your hair and makeup done. Also, one of the things about the tickets that we didn't mention is how do you get the actual meet and greet ticket or the hangout ticket or the regular ticket is the seating on the ticket sites are
It like goes up. So there's like sections close to the front that have the hangout tickets where you hang out with us. And then we have the like ones further back, which are like,
VIP tickets for like the meet and greet. And then the further back is just like the regular tickets. So that's how you get those if you're looking for them on the website. But yeah, no, my literal dream or my nightmare was just about getting sick again because I get so scared because I get sick so easily and I just don't want to get sick again. So I think I'm just going to have emergency the whole like... Emergency? I'm not going to lie. Just like a doctor on staff? The fact that we're like traveling so much and we're going to be on so many airplanes and just in different like places, we're very likely to get sick because of where you travel. Wait, what do you mean you're just going to have emergency?
What does it mean? The medicine. The powder. Like, orange drink. I'm just nervous because, like, every show I felt sick. I don't know why, and I think it's my nerves, but I don't get nervous. Like, come on. You just get sick. And the cash, like, was going to throw up last show, and it made me sick, and I was like... Dude, last show I was going to... Also, my voice was gone in the New York show. I was like, what's up, everybody? What's up?
No, he was saying we were getting ready. Me, Kinsey, and Harper were all doing our makeup, and Cash walks in, and he's like, we've got a bag. I felt really bad. He was like, I don't feel so good. I was like, do you need some food? He was like, no, I'm probably going to throw up, though.
And we were like, can you do it in the other room? Yeah, the audacity. You're not even letting me lay on the couch. I knew how we felt because I remember the first show ever, we were like, actually, like, I felt like I'd never felt before. Like, my fingers were, like, freezing off. And Kate came up to my fingers and felt them. And once we got off stage, I started crying. I was like, mom. And then I couldn't do the, did you fart? Not yet. Why'd you sniffle it like that? Maintenance and started sniffing. Yeah, if you fart, you do this, Harper. Not this.
But no, I knew what Cash was going through because literally, like, I know, like, when you feel sick, you don't feel good, obviously. Wait, Harper. Wow, that was revolutionary. Wait, Harper, you grew up doing cheer, right? Yeah. Like, competition? So, yeah, I'm, like, used to, like, you know, going on stage. That's what I was going to ask. Were you ever nervous for that? For, yeah, of course. Like, and also, like, musical theater and stuff, I was always in that and, like, it
I was in musical theater too. Okay. Well, like a hundred people would like be there and I would be like, oh, this is so cool. I feel so famous. Did you get to beforehand get dressed with everybody? Like whenever we had our show in New York, how we all got to get dressed and do our makeup together? Yeah. Or my mom would do my makeup. What are y'all going to do if you don't get to do your makeup together? If you guys are like...
Man, we're just going to run and get some Chick-fil-A. Can you stop touching your mic, please? Y'all get stuck in traffic and then you can't. Oh, well, not doing makeup is not optional for me. Yeah, or me. What if we do one show all natural? No, I can't. All natural. 30 shows. We'll do that one in Oklahoma. 30 shows, one show all natural. Nope.
What? How much is that? I'm going to be doing every show natural. What's the lowest venue? Every show natural? Your hair doesn't look very natural to me. My hair is very natural. Oh. No. Okay. That's where I just saw something fly out of his hair. Oh, his makeup. No, but I am nervous for like, gosh, what's it called? When we like do a show. Our hair is going to be dead. Yeah, it will be dead because you're frying it every day. But also like. Wow. She said you fry your hair. No, no. All of us do. No, we're all going to be frying our hair.
I also curl my hair. I feel like on show days. I curl it like five times because my curls just fall so No, it can't be I'm gonna keep this girl lights and stuff to me on 30 different flights. Probably I don't Double that it'd be 60 different flights. I'm plus see see oh my skin. No my skin your skin. Oh
bad about my skin is my skin is already freaking going through it and i just know like when i travel my skin gets so much worse and i just know it's gonna be so bad you know what someone said to me the other day what well first of all i always was kind of like because like i tried to like be open about the fact that i have acne and stuff and like i developed it out of nowhere how'd you get it did you show it up it's cash's fault
what yeah i've heard it's contagious like those cavities i got yeah well not yeah true but um i was like i always told cash i was like my acne is like so bad and he was like nobody even notices it and then i went out one week i was like you know what i'm gonna try to like be more careful with the makeup i'm putting on and like not do as much unless i have to and both the times i went out without makeup somebody like talked about my skin to me and i was like well was it me what the heck just like oh like you you struggle with acne i was like they just like walked up to you and
- Who would've said that? - It was like in conversation, not people I knew super well, but like in conversation, it was just like a statement and I was like. - Why? - And then last week. - Never say that to someone, bro. - And then last week I had a brand. This is, it makes me so sad. I had a brand, I like sent my video to them and I had like my makeup done. Like I was like ready to film and they emailed me back and they were like, this looks great, but can you go ahead and refilm it and make sure you have makeup on this time? - That's crazy.
Kate, I am sorry. No, it was, like, so... That's brutal. Yeah, I was, like, wow, like... And they only said that because my acne was showing because, like, it's hard to cover up this kind of acne. And it's, like, so bumpy and so painful. And, like, when I take my makeup off at night, it's, like, my skin will, like, literally be bleeding because of it. So I'm a little nervous to see, like... I feel like acne should be, like, a trend or something now. Because, like, everybody gets it. Yeah, I don't know. It's weird because, like, I never had it, like...
Until, like, literally a year ago. Like, I had, like, clear, like, really clear skin. And then all of a sudden it just got so bad. And that's why, like, I started... Not, like, why I started doing the diet I'm on. But I started doing it in hopes that it would help. And it, like, has. But it still is just, like...
Well, you are still beautiful either way. Thanks. People need to shut their mouths. Yeah. Yeah, no. So if you, yeah, what's crazy is I was like, you know what? That was rude of them. I'm going to, I'm going to drop the deal. And then I still refilmed it with my acting. Oh,
Dude, I would say before, like, I'm not trying to, like, degrade you or anything, but before I went to Canada, my skin was really bad. Like, my pimples on my forehead were so bad. Like, I'm sure y'all remember that. And basically... Yeah, to be fair, I don't remember that. I don't remember that at all. Do y'all not remember my stage of acne? But that just shows you, like, you think of it way more than everybody else does. I do, because all my friends are like, oh my gosh, Harper, I remember when you had so much acne. And I was like...
I know. Isn't my skin so much better? And then they're like, yeah, it's gotten so much better. And all this. But, like, before, I was on a whale watching tour, and I took a photo of my skin. There was just, like, bumps. Like, not even one part of the skin that I couldn't see. Yeah. Like, it was so bad. Like, it was like this, but all around my face. It was like, oh, my gosh. I feel like y'all shouldn't wear makeup. I feel like, genuinely, that makes your skin worse. No, I love makeup. No, it does, actually. Like...
I was like, oh, I should. Well, that's the other thing is I will sometimes be like, oh, I'm just not going to wear makeup. And like, I don't like when people comment on my stuff, like negative things, I usually am like, oh, whatever. Like, they're just a loser. But Snapchat specifically. Snapchat? Snapchat. People are so mean to me on Snapchat. And like, I take snaps like all throughout my day. So I take a lot when I'm like not wearing makeup.
And everybody always has something to say. Really? They're so mean about it. Like, everybody's like, you can just, like, fix it. Like, just wash your face. I'm like, dude, you're the one person that, you're the cleanest person I know. Yeah. I didn't tell you it, but I also saw, like, one of those Snap Story things. I'm pretty sure of, like, one of those things where it was, like, the like. What are you saying? I don't know. You're saying, like, somebody made a Snap Story over it? Like a, like a... Mav, you're such a liar. Don't say that.
I saw something on there, but I don't remember. But I think it... I didn't click on it. But was it like one of those like... I didn't click on it. Are you talking about the AI generated ones? I don't know what it was. I just saw it on there. I didn't click on it. Well, it's not like AI generated because it's somebody like... Like we all struggle with skin issues. Look at Cash. Like, I don't know. It's just... What? Get your gas bubble.
No. No, that's unfortunate. I promise you, Kate, I don't notice your acne. Well, I cover it up every day. Well, I know that, but even when I see you without makeup, like...
Like, everybody sees your imperfections, but, like, I truly, like, don't. Like, I think you're the most beautiful person I've, like, ever. I swear to you. Because the first time I ever met you, I was like, oh, dang. Like, who is this girl? And then, um, and, yeah, no. I don't think you've changed ever since, like, I've met you. Except for your hair color. Yeah, and all that. But the only thing that's changed is you've become a better person. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I don't know. Oh, I second that.
What? What? She's become a better person to you? No, you're really pretty. Oh, good. Good job. Good recovery. And I like you just the way you are. Ciao.
If Cash is all jokester and stuff, but Kate has told me some stories about how kind he can be, which I don't know if I believe them or not, but Kate tells them to me. It's just like, they're not fictional. What did you tell me one time? You were like, Cash tells me all the time that I'm so much prettier without makeup, even though I'm beautiful either way. Like he just loves to look at me. What did you tell me? Stop glazing me, Kenzie. I'm not glazing you. I'm just telling what Kate
I can honestly cash in that. Oh, I talk about that. I couldn't either, but apparently he's a nice guy. Close doors. What the frick? I really cannot see it. Behind doors. Normally it's behind doors. They're really rude. But instead, it's behind doors. Apparently he's nice. I still remember the one time like Cash actually hurt my feelings and Kate made him apologize. He like came at me to give me a hug. No!
No. Wait, Cash, she did not make me apologize. Yes, she did. No. I promise you. Tell him, Kate. No, I didn't make him, but I was like, I was like, you might say sorry to Kinsey. No, you didn't say that. No, you didn't. You didn't say it. Remember, it was all my idea. Wait, what happened? It was all my idea. I don't remember. I thought of it all by myself. I felt bad about myself. Do you not remember? I was like, I'm going to apologize to Kinsey.
Do you not remember that? I guess that's odd. I don't, I mean, I don't remember the details. And then remember, because that time, then Kenzie was like, yeah, Cash apologized to you because Kenzie, we've had this conversation before and it was all me. All me. I take full credit. I want to know what happened. Well, for some reason I was upset with him. It was when me and Mav were dating still. Oh. And Cash came to apologize to me in the living room, but he was like coming at me. And like, he was like,
He was like apologizing while he was walking towards me very quickly and he was gonna like give me a hug and I was like, did you give him a hug? Yeah, but I thought, I don't know what I thought he was gonna like hit me or something. I was like, what's happening? It was an awkward hug where you're like, oh, okay. It was so funny.
Yep, and it was all me. All Cash. He apologized. It was. I promise you. Has Cash ever said anything bad about your acne? What the? I'm just curious why we're here. Why we're here? No. Have y'all ever been, like, truly annoyed by me? He's never been like, you need to wear more makeup. What? No, actually, he's never said that. I've, like, it's always been, I don't know. I know I'm, like, my biggest hater. It's kind of bad with my acne, but I, like...
I don't know. I just, because every day, like, I wake up, and it's unfortunate that, like, I have to look at myself on camera every day, and that's, like, I think the worst part is, like, if I were not, you know, someone that makes videos, I would just, you know, not have to look at myself, but I have to look at myself, so I cover my acne up because I know that if I don't, I'm going to not be happy with what it looks like, and I know that people are going to comment about it, and it's, like, I don't know, and it's something that, like, you're really insecure about. You don't want someone just constantly commenting about it.
But, yeah, I, like, every day I say my skin's bad. And every day he tells me that it's not as bad as I think it is. That's so sweet. What? I said that's so sweet.
You sounded like a doll. That's so sweet. That's so sweet. Sweet little boy. But no, I'm being for real. If you read the comments, everyone's going to tell you. I know everyone always tells everyone how beautiful they are. So it seems kind of like. Sometimes I feel like it's fake. Yeah, so it seems kind of like, well, really? Is it true? Everyone just keeps saying it and everyone just keeps throwing around the word. But yes, I do mean it. Okay. Okay. I believe that you mean it.
Good. Do you want to hear a funny story about cash? Sure. Yesterday we were playing volleyball. At least I thought it was funny. Y'all might not think it's funny. We were playing volleyball.
And there's this guy with, like, a little metal detector doing a little metal detecting thing on the sand. Yeah. And I look over at you. And Kate's, like, on level two. Like, there's, like, the floor. And then there's up. And then Kate's sitting up there. It's called two stories, Kenzie. Two stories. She's on the second floor. Okay. Anyway, so she's sitting up there. And I look up at Kate. And there's these two guys sitting next to her, like,
talking her up and trying to smooth talk her or whatever. And I look at Cash and I was like, see what's going on over there, Cash? A lot of flirting going on. And I don't know if he really understood what I was saying. Yeah, I didn't hear that part. He like looked over at the metal detector guy and he was like, oh yeah, that's cool. And I was like, I was like, oh, okay,
I'm going to be so honest. Wait, is that the end of your story? No, no, no. Oh, keep going. Keep going. Keep going. And then I was like, okay. And we start playing volleyball and go on for a few minutes. And then I was like, I mean, man, they are really talking to her. And he was like, what? I was like, do you not, you don't see your wife over there flirting with two men? And he was like, what? Kate was not flirting with them. They were flirting with her. And I think they were like 17.
Cash yells at the top of his lungs. Were they cute? Hey, hey, she's married. She has a husband. And I was like, oh my gosh, buddy, calm down.
But it was so like, he wasn't like, I'm her husband. It's like, she has one and he's probably really big. I'm not him, but. No, I did. I said, hey, she's married. Were you trolling? And then I said, and I'm 5'7", so. Like, you would think so because like the words he was saying, he was like, oh, no one's serious about that. But if you look at his face, he was like,
I'm buffed. He was like staring intently. I was like, oh gosh, what did I just do? Oh my gosh, that's scary. And then I went back to playing volleyball one more game and then I looked over and they were gone. Well, no, they left because of me. I was like, they were sitting down. Well, one of the guys like came over. Okay, first of all, the fact that you think they left shortly after I said, hey, she's married and you think they left because of you is absurd. Well, they sat down until I told them to leave.
You stole the ball. Okay, so I think she had something to say. And your time's up. Go. Yeah, that was essentially what happened. But one of the guys, like, walks over to me. The volleyball courts were empty. The only people playing were them. And I was, like, up on the second story working. And one of the guys walks over to me, and he's like, hey. And I look, and I'm like, hi. And he sits down at my table. And he said, my friend's in the bathroom. I'm just waiting for him. And I was like, okay. Okay. And I, like, kept working on my computer. And he was like, my name is da-da-da-da-da. What's yours? And I was like, what was his name? I don't know.
I don't even remember. I was like, I'm Kate. And he was like, oh, oh, hey, okay. And he's like, what are you working on? And I was like, oh, I'm just getting some work done, like still typing on my computer. And then his friend walks up and he's like, hey, this is my friend Kate. I just met her. And then the guy's like, oh, hey, what's up? My name's da-da-da-da. And they just like are trying to talk to me and I was just like still kind of working. And then, yeah, they were like, I don't even know what happened. But then they were like, well, how old are you? And I was like, oh, I'm 20. And
They were like, oh, we're 18. And I was like, oh. And then he looks at my, I had, I was holding Kinsey's stuff. He looks at my water bottles and like Kinsey's water bottles right there. He's like, why do you have two water bottles? I was like, well, I'm just holding it for my friend. And he was like, your friend? I was like, yeah, they're down there playing volleyball. They were trying to kidnap you. Yeah. No second location. And I was like, yeah, they're down there playing volleyball. And he was like, all of them? I was like, yeah, those are like all my friends. And then I was like, yep. And then that's when you yelled something.
And then they were like, what'd he say? And I was like, oh, they said I'm married. And he was like, you're married? How old are you? And I was like, oh, I'm 20. I said that. And then, yeah. And then they were like, tell him to take his shirt off. See? People like it.
What did I tell you guys? Don't take your shirt off. I told you guys I'm going to take my shirt off live on stage. Okay, well, we will be live on stage here shortly, so make sure you get your tickets May 6th and 7th. May 7th. Wait. Yes, May 7th. Anyway, let's finish this story. Oh, so then they were like...
tell him take his shirt off and i was like that's why most people say that when they meet me i'm telling you they don't say that people see me they're like yo take your shirt off yeah so then it happens i was like no that's not necessary and then like it was like awkward silence and i was like well you guys have a good rest of your night and they were like were they sitting down they were sitting down they were sitting down just staring at me i was like you guys have a good rest of your night and they were like all right and then walked away
Imagine they just probably walk away like dude. We got so much Have y'all seen that one thing where it's like it's like Where's the craziest place you've been besides our DMS and then he stops his face on accident and he like tries to hit him up But he stops his face Anyways, I what I was gonna say is I don't think I've ever seen truly an ugly girl like ever I told you never seen that
girl though. Like, I don't think I've ever seen an ugly girl. Like, I think they're all... What about Nanny McPhee? Wait, what about men? Okay, well, I mean, they have their differences. Okay, I don't think I've ever seen an ugly human because they all...
Like have like something special. I know what you mean. You know, like if you're looking at something, you're like, oh my gosh, like they're actually so pretty. And you actually like think about it, but like they look at themselves every day and think they're so ugly. But then you look at them and you're like, they're like the prettiest person I've ever seen. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Anyways. You sure you want to stick with that statement? Because I'm about to name some names. What? Like right now it looks like I have no eyebrows. It looks like. No, you look good.
Really? Yeah. No eyebrows? Do you really think that? Yeah. You have really good eyebrows, actually. I feel like it looks like I have freaking blonde eyebrows. No. You have good eyebrows. Can you stop looking at my eyebrows? No, yeah, but I, yeah. All right, guys. May 7th. We'll see you there. Make sure you get your tickets. Peace out, bro. Shock. Bye.