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- Mav and Kenzie forgot it was my birthday. - She had candy! - No, no, no, it's not candy. - What is that? - Well, if you must know, it's a tampon. - Don't get that near him. - Are guys actually afraid of tampons?
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I don't think Gerald appreciated you smacking his head in the ground. No! He had a birthday hat for you and he- It is not mine! Now! Let me see my- Oh, what is this? Hey, you know it's not actually your birthday. Hey, let me see my, uh, let me see my birthday chicken nuggets. Wait, when is his birthday? Birthday chicken nuggets! Way better than cake, everybody! Let me tell you. What's his birthday? I got wax on my pants. Look, you just eat it straight off the candle! You're 22! Oh! Oh!
Does it taste waxy? Dude, sometimes! That's the price you have to pay! Yo, yo, yo, you're literally 22! What you gonna do? You're gonna put your birthday hat on! Oh, we should've sang that song instead! Yo, yo, yo, you're 22, what you gonna do? I'm 22! We will be alright! That's why we brought a band! Come on! Kate, how does it feel to be dating or married to a 22-year-old man? And you're... 16? Yeah.
So guys, if y'all don't know, Kate is 14 and Cash is 22. What the hell? Let's not joke like that. Did you get this from Amazon? My hand is broken. It was too big for my hand. You do have a big head, man. That's a shame. Oh, no. Dude, you can't drop the birthday nuggets. We're good. Don't worry, guys. You caught them. I'm sorry. Hold on. That whole entrance thing was so...
Epic? I don't know. It was chaotic and I think it really, it felt very like you think your main character. I am. It's my birthday. Hello. Why can't you let him be the main character on his birthday, man? Yeah, I mean, try and take away from me on my birthday. It's crazy. But when this comes out, it's not your birthday. Yeah, your birthday is long gone once this comes out. So for the sake of the episode, we should probably act like it's not. Wait.
Oh man. Yeah, yeah. Your birthday is today. Yeah. Hey! Comment down below, "Happy birthday to me." Do you need dessert to wash that down? You need dessert? What is this dessert? Chicken nuggets is a dessert? I thought you said, "Does he need dirt to wash that down?" I was like... Well, we have gifts. Give me a gift on this video! Okay, of course. Here you go. Here's your gift, man. Dude, what?
I'm not kidding. Everyone has given everyone gifts to this podcast, but nobody gives me a gift. Come on, give me that. What do you think that is? Hey, I got fake Sabrina Carpenter tickets. Here we go. Hey, you're supposed to smell that. What? No, you're supposed to smell that. No, I'm not. What? What do you mean, what? Smell it. He just re-gifted me my donut from this morning that Kate gave me, and he bit it.
And there's hair on it now. Yeah, I saved it. Kate threw it in the trash. You're welcome. No, I was going to eat this later. Now I can't. This is the opposite of a birthday present. You can't eat it later. This is a birthday nerf. It was in the trash. You nerfed my birthday. How did I nerf your birthday? Was this in the trash? Wait, Kate, did you get up this morning?
Wait, I saved it for you. Now everyone stop. Was this in the trash? It was. I saved it for you. Now you stop saying it. Was this in the trash, Kate? Yes, because... Alex is saying yes too. Because you said you didn't want it. This was my birthday present from today. Why wouldn't you at least give me like 12 hours to eat it?
Well, I asked you. Remember, I walked over and I said, are you done with this? And you said, yeah. Oh my gosh, she's being for real right now. I was going to eat it. Hey, listen, she was being a good wife, trying to save you from dying from sugar. She bought it for me. I was being a good brother. For my birthday. My mom sent me that. Well, not everyone needs to eat their cake.
You know what I mean? Sometimes you get your cake and you can't eat it. And just to top everything off too, guess what? Mav and Kenzie forgot it was my birthday. No, I didn't. I sat around all day waiting for them to wish me a happy birthday. What? And finally, I was like, wow, guys, thanks for wishing me a happy birthday. It was 11.
It's 11 o'clock! Sat around all day is crazy. Yeah? Well you saw me for a good like two hours before I said anything. It was literally 11 o'clock! When it was your birthday, the first thing when I see you, first thing when I saw Malvin his birthday, I was like, "Happy birthday, Maverick!" No. Nope. There's another gift for you. Woohoo! Yeah, this one better be a good one. Smell the paper. You gotta smell the paper, man. Anybody know how to give a real birthday gift around here? I do. What do you mean? We thought you'd like those. What the- Oh, this actually is funny.
I got butter socks. It's actually cool. It's Butters. You know what Butters is? We're both wrong, Alex. We thought it was Kyle. What? You thought this was Kyle? How did you think that was Kyle? I mean, that's just highly concerning that you don't even know South Park, but that's okay. It's highly concerning that you do. You don't know the Butters?
uh butters i don't know when i bought them i thought they were cartman oh that's oh my god too skinny to be cartman let me tell you that what's crazy big shots is how much you talk about south park but i don't think i've ever seen you watch an episode of south park i just see clips on tiktok that's crazy what's my next gift anyone
I mean, I have one downstairs. What's my next gift? I have one downstairs. You having a problem there? Is it the cookie your mom got me? No, no, no. I got you the cookie. Did you swipe your own credit card with it? Yeah. Yes, I did. Your mom actually told me. I saw her outside when I was walking in the door. She said...
Hey, we got you a cookie dessert in there in case Harper forgets to give it to you. So I ate it before you gave it to me. Yo! He ate it? He did. I said, you need to go tell Harper thank you, and he said, thank you, Harper. No. Kenzie, what'd you get me? Oh, I'll go get it. Oh, she actually got me some. I didn't expect anything. I don't think she forgot anything. I don't normally expect gifts, by the way.
I don't think she got him any gifts. I think she's going to go get some. Josh gets very upset if he does not get gifts on his birthday. Everyone does. My mom didn't give me a gift this year. Just be grateful. You know that? My mom did not give me a gift. You know your mom's going to watch this, and now she's going to be very upset. In your mom's defense, we all agreed that we were not doing birthday gifts within the family this year. That we were only going to not do it. That's right. You defend his mom since he won't.
Yeah, we said... We all agreed. As a family, we were all like, now that we're older, it's going to be easier to not do birthday gifts because we never know what to get each other and it's just a stress on our family. So let's just all not do gifts. But ironically, the first birthday it happens on is mine. What? And I'm the youngest. So I got cheated out of a lot of things. How many more birthdays you got than I did?
Cash, you weren't there for some of my birthdays, so you didn't give me gifts. I saw your gift. Hey, will you hand me that wrapping bag, Cash? Mom and Dad were there for all of your birthdays. You're wrapping my present right now. You didn't even give me a present, did you? No, she did. I even saw it. I see it in her hands. Wait, are you giving him something of mine? No. You better not give him any of my stuff. It better be his money. Happy birthday! Wow, someone's saying I've already opened this package.
Did y'all buy the same like wrapping paper? Yeah, we did. Oh, that's mean. That's good stuff. Deodorant. Why are you not happy? That's good. I actually will take this one. Oh yeah, but why are you not happy? I know you didn't really put any thought. Yes, I did. I looked
through that snack box. You just got, what? I got a snack box in there and I looked through it and I said, I think Cash will like this one. You have a snack box too? You got a snack box and you only gave me one snack out of it for my birthday. Well, yeah. I don't want you to indulge in sin. Stingy. I will eat these right now. You already ate your chicken. You should just take a break, you know? I should keep eating my chicken. And you already ate your cookie. You don't want to die from diabetes. Yes, I do. No, you don't want the beaties, man. Harper, you beaties. I know.
It's in 14 days. Wow, wow. It is my day. Oh my goodness. Harper, you're turning 16 in 14 days. Are we invited to your sweet 16? What? Yes. Yeah. No, no. Of course. Please. Are you having a birthday party? Right now, actually. Okay? If you guys would like to be present. I'm trying to think of what I should do. So basically, my birthday soon. Do you want to have a good time? It's your birthday in two weeks. Let me enjoy my birthday. Okay, well, do you want to?
Okay, ready? So for my birthday party, I'm going to do a little lunch in Southlake. So if y'all want to pull up,
Ooh. Not the boys, but the girls. What day is it? I don't know. Wow, making plans on my birthday and not even inviting me is crazy. Maybe the 22nd. So I'm going to have a lunch in the South Lake. After that, go shopping. Then have two friends. Are you paying for the shopping? No. Why only two friends? I might give some of the- So I have to pay to go to your birthday?
You're not even going. Number one. Wait, was this not an invitation? No. Okay. Are you just bragging right now? No. The invitation is for Kate and Kinsey. That's very kind. So you invited her to your birthday party. Let me finish. But we're not inviting her. I'm about to kick you out of my birthday party right now. Okay, go ahead. He'll throw you through that hole.
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Why are only two friends? Is that all you got? No, no, no. Because I can't really pay for the rest. I'm broke. Well...
Sounds like fun. It sounds like you should subscribe so we can make some more money Yeah, did you know that 80% of you guys watching right now are not subscribed smash that subscribe button Yeah, you guys should subscribe so our mental health will go up. Wait. Yeah, every time someone subscribed my mental health gets a little bit better All right, guys, I actually got kate a gift today too Everyone always steals my thunder every time it's my birthday. No, I didn't like a ritual I thought she might start crying before I even got the gift outside
What the? Yeah, last year on your birthday, Mav and I started dating. Yeah. I know. No, you got engaged on my birthday. Or the day before my birthday. And guess what? That's legal. That's allowed. My birthdays are, like, cursed. What do you mean? My mom and dad left on my birthday. What? They went to... Left? Europe. No, Cancun. And Europe. No, St. Martin. They went to a vacation. And Europe. I think they always travel on your birthday. It was a cruise. Yeah. My birthday is perfect travel time for them. Maverick...
Started dating Kinsey on my birthday to steal my thunder. Yep, and not today Harper plans her birthday at my birthday I'm sorry. Don't be sorry. I just didn't mean to say he's used to it. You started dating March 5th What day do we start dating man his birthday March 5th? Really? And you know what else is crazy? What day is it today then? Don't look at your phone. Is that the day we flew back? I don't have a phone right now. My phone has been dead all day. You're right. You know what else is crazy?
Matt forgot my birthday. No, I didn't. Yes, you did. You never wished me happy birthday. Then finally, after I said something about it, you said, oh, shoot, happy birthday. Happy birthday. Kenzie forgot my birthday. I remembered your birthday two weeks ago when we were planning the schedule. Well, two weeks ago isn't my birthday, so...
Yeah, you. I remember. You forgot. You forgot. Alex. I did not forget. Alex walked in the door. First thing he said to me was, happy birthday, man. Soon as he saw me. Same thing. Texted me while I was at the gym. Happy birthday. Yeah. Michael, you wouldn't even believe it. The last guy you'd expect to wish me a happy birthday. I walked upstairs. He goes, happy birthday, Cash. As soon as he saw me. Crazy.
Crazy, huh? That is crazy, man. Crazy how Matt and Casey don't even remember. I think my sister actually texted me too, she said. But I was a little distracted by Cash. Did you text my sister back? She said she texted you. I was a little distracted when I first saw you this morning because, see, we all went to the gym. Because I have that pretty six-pack birthday abs. We all went to the gym, but Cash Baker over there decided to just sit in the car the whole day and not go in the gym. I literally went in the gym and worked out. For like 10 minutes. No. Yes. Like 20.
Yeah, you're lying. 20. And FYI, I go to the gym every day. This is Maverick's first time in like three months. I only go to the gym for tanning beds. That's what I'm saying. I'm about that way. You know what's crazy, Harper? Maverick went twice in the last like two months with me and Alex. Maverick doesn't go to the gym. I know that. And guess what? Me and Alex go there. Stop! Relax! Listen, me and Alex and Maverick go. We start lifting weights. Maverick's gone. We're like, what? Fine, it's time to leave.
We see him finally come. This is ridiculous. We're like, Matt, where have you been this whole time? I was like, I was in the tanning beds. You know how long I tanned? This is how much of a dramatic... You go to the tanning beds? Yes. He goes to the tanning beds. Matt goes, you go to the tanning beds? It was my first time going to the tanning bed in a long time, so guess what? Guess how long I was in there? How long? Because you know you can't be in there long your first time. I was in there three minutes. Three minutes. Also...
Okay, I just gotta change. So I gotta like, you know, change. So maybe I'm in there a total of like five or six minutes and these guys acting like I'm in there the whole time is absolutely crazy. That does not work out at the gym. If I was in the tanning bed for more than 10 minutes, I would be burnt. You don't even go.
He's gone three times in the last week. I don't know where this is coming from. I don't sit here and act like I do go to the gym. That's a lie. He has not gone three times. Yes, he has. I've gone twice, so he's gone one more time than I have. That's three. Well, that doesn't count. He went tanning. You went tanning. He went tanning. Oh, my goodness. Tanning for three minutes while you're at the gym. He went to a 15-minute bathroom bath.
Yeah. Oh my goodness. Matt was in there to use the bathroom. I don't use the bathroom at the gym. Drink some water. Hit the tiny beds. Who uses the bathroom at the gym? That sweaty toilet? No, I'm not doing that. Floss his teeth. Floss? Get in the hot tub. Slow walk. Yeah, he slow walks on the treadmill. I like students.
It's a nice little jog on the treadmill. Alex did say, he said, craziest thing ever. I look over, Kinsey is running a full sprint at an incline and Mav is like lightly walking. I saw it too. Okay. To be fair, he started off that way, but he did end up sprinting. Both of us started at the same time. He did like a seven minute mile or something. I ran twice as far as her. So both of y'all should be okay.
Shut it. I don't care how far you walked, my man. Anybody can walk a distance. I ran the first three quarters of a mile and then I cooled down for the last week. Running is crazy. I tried to run today. You know what?
You know what? Both of y'all can shut it too because when we do go run, who outruns both of you? Me. This guy. I outrun him. You're not even that running. The guy with the birthday glasses. Did you see me running today? No, you weren't running? That's exactly my point. You walked up to me on the trail and worked out. Oh, I did. Okay, when Kate runs, actually, she looks like she's out of a movie. What? Like her ponytail is swaying back and forth and she just has this little bounce to it. What?
You just described Mario. Mario? I haven't ran in like eight months since today. Yeah, Kate do be running funny, but that's okay. No, I don't know. She looks like a little Barbie. No, that's what gets me the most is her hands. They run this way. Anytime Kate runs, or if you ask her to throw a punch, she does this.
Well, just so you guys know, today on the treadmill, I was highly insecure because you've made so much fun of me. So I was very focused on my posture. I thought you looked good. It was great. I ran today for the first time in eight months. You know, I'm not even capping. I've seen Harper at the gym just as many times as I've seen Matt at the gym.
That's not true. I've been going to the gym with you for like four years we've went to the gym. That's crazy. That's because I don't go to the gym. No, you don't. But I've seen you at LA Fitness a couple times and I've seen Mav less than that. Do you do tanning beds, Harper? No. I do spray cans. My friends do tanning beds but you have to be 18 to do tanning beds.
So they, uh. Tanning beds are bad for you. Don't do them, man. I know. I told you. Why are you doing them? Me? Why are you doing them and skipping the gym? I don't know, man. Gotta die somehow. You know what I'm saying? I'm so scared of tanning beds because of the Final Destination movies. Listen. I think if you overuse tanning beds, then they can be bad for you. But it's scary. What happened in the tanning bed? The Final Destination movies. What? What happened? I shouldn't say. It's actually, it was like a horror film. No, just tell me. It was bad. Wait, where do you, where can you watch it?
I don't know. I only ever saw the clips of it, but my family was always like, no, no, no. My family always told me, don't watch the final destination movies. Like people die brutal deaths in those movies. So you're going to be scared. Don't watch them. And I said, I got y'all. Oh, they died in the tanning bed.
Well, just yes. What happened was the room caught on fire and they were locked in the tanning beds and they couldn't get out. And then it was just, you know. Oh, my. And so now I'm terrified. If it helps, I think actually dying in a tanning bed would even be worse. If it was just trapped shut. Yep. That's why I don't get out. How long do you think it would take to kill you? I don't know. You'd definitely be well done by the time you're... How long is a normal appropriate time in a tanning bed?
Like 20? It depends on the light bulbs. No, 20 if you want to freaking die. It depends on the light bulbs. In tanning beds where you lay down, some people do go in for like 20 minutes because the light bulbs are not as harsh. Wait, is the tanning bed a hard job standing up? You can do 20 minutes. You just have to work your way up. Wait, did you stand up in the tanning bed or lay down? I don't do the lay down ones. That makes me feel gross because other people's bodies don't touch them. I don't know what my friends do. Here's the thing. You can do 20 minutes. You just have to work your way up. You got to start with like...
Three or four minutes. I just don't understand why you're going. Just get a spray tan. But a spray tan doesn't help you in the sun. It's most likely a lady. It makes me look good. You're already tan, though. You're not like me and Harper. Why would I want to be more tan?
Me and Harper are white as can be. Sorry, but it's true. We both are. I mean, you think I can? Cash has to take precautionary measures when he goes in the sun. I think the tanning bed might actually be good for Cash. No. If he goes in, like, two minutes. Her knee looks broken. Look at that. Ew, her knee does look broken.
How do you bend your foot? Your tibula is not tibuline. How is your legs are bowed in this way? Look at my arms. Do y'all see that? Look at my arms. Oh, I do that too, but it kind of feels good. I know, I love it. No, Cash, yours just looks like an arm. I know. What? It's like a good stretch, you know, when you wake up in the morning. Okay. Oh, first thing I do in the morning, every morning, is pop my elbows. I go, I go. Same. Every morning. Same. Really? Yes. No shot. I go like.
Sometimes I wake up in the night and I have to pop it. I go, and it popped. Dude, never had that feeling. Never once have I been like, man. My elbow needs to pop. I have to open my eyes and sit up and pop my elbows and go back to sleep. That's all right. In the middle of the night last night, I woke up and I stepped in a pool of sweet tea.
What? Are you sure it was tea? Yes. Yes. Because when you guys got home, Cash and I had been asleep for like 30 minutes. Yes. And you guys came home, and Stella came out of the crate. So, you know, honey, it doesn't matter what she's doing. She's like...
Until she gets to see Stella. So I had to get up and let Honey out. And then Cash sat up and he, yeah, he stepped in sweet tea. How'd you step in sweet tea? Because I ordered, remember that chicken express I ordered from an hour away? Oh, see, I was waiting for me to get blamed for the sweet tea. It's tourney time. And with FanDuel's dog of the day, you could get a daily profit boost during the college conference championships to bet on any underdog. So get ready to celebrate some upsets. No one saw that coming. Except for me, baby.
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Yeah, I ordered Chicken Express. I ordered Chicken Express yesterday. Really? No way. Did it come from Fort Worth? Yeah. Yeah, instead of mine coming from where we live, it came all the way from Fort Worth, which was like an hour away. Anyways. It was like an hour and a half. Yeah. Yeah.
Why? That's what I said. Just drive. Why do you DoorDash? I don't anymore. Because she can't drive. Yeah, because I can't drive. Okay, I DoorDash because I'm lazy and fat. I don't know what else you want me to say, okay? Also, I get it. They give me two big sweet teas. Two big jugs, okay? Actually, not jugs. They're just cups. And I set them on the ground, and then somehow they spilt over, and then I stepped in a pool of sweet tea. Wait, jugs?
No. You said two big cups. Oh, here's the video. Ready, ready, ready? Just big cups. What video? My elbow popping. Oh. Oh. Oh, text that to me. Oh, my goodness. Sounds like it's breaking. Oh, I have a video. Listen. Olipop.
Over here! What are you doing? Sponsor me! I just farted very badly! Oh, gosh. Ew, you're disgusting. Especially on your birthday. Please, Olipop, can you sponsor us? I actually drink it. Kate, stop begging! Is that why you were gonna go? It makes us look desperate. Is that why you were gonna go to the casino yesterday? Because of his birthday? Yeah. He's smelly. Why? Really? What?
- So you just last minute decided to go to the casino, then last minute decided not to go to the casino. What was going on? - Well, I was gonna go to the casino for my birthday. - Yeah, well now we're gonna go Saturday. - But then you took too long. - Let's not start this, let's not start this. - You're gonna go to the casino on Saturday, yay, Cash's birthday! - Let's start this. - Happy birthday to you, Cash! - And apparently Kinsey was too. - Oh no. - But you didn't tell me this. - I didn't say she wasn't. - Kinsey said, Kinsey literally told Kate, wait, why don't we just shoot it now and then go shopping later?
And you were like, "No, we must shop now!" And this guy goes to Target, Ulta, McDonald's, the shops. - You went everywhere! - Might have been a stalk at my location. - You went on a shopping spree! - Might have been stalking my location. - We were waiting for you to, we were like, "When are they gonna be back? We wanna leave." - So we were looking to see when you were gonna get back. - Kenzie needed stuff from Ulta. - For no reason. - Yeah, yeah, sure. - So he made me wait for no reason. And then it was too late for me to celebrate my birthday. My birthday is cursed. - Well, was yesterday your birthday?
Well, no, but we can't celebrate it tonight now, can we? Because look what we're doing. Well, we could have celebrated it yesterday because I specifically remember us saying we could shoot the podcast today and Harper even asked to shoot it yesterday. Yeah, but she was busy. No, yesterday she was not busy. She wanted to shoot it. She was busy. No, I wasn't. Don't tell me you weren't busy. Your mom told me you were busy. No, I wasn't busy. No, she's busy Thursday. I'm busy Thursday. No, you were busy yesterday. No, I didn't want to be busy today because I have church. Yeah, well, and you were busy yesterday because you had cheer banquet. Sounds like he just thinks the world is not a church. I had a cheer banquet today.
because i have cheer banquet on thursday and you had something yesterday because your mom told me then what did i have yesterday uh i don't know i forgot she has stuff on thursday it's in the group chat because i said i was like i would have preferred to shoot yesterday so i could have my birthday free but harper took up my birthday harper no way hey harper listen a long time ago we not shoot on wednesday so uh i can go to my church harper a long time ago i gave up trying to fix him i gave up trying to reason you can't
You can't argue with him. Now I just feel bad. Yeah, y'all all should. He took up my birthday day and then my pre-birthday day that I was going to celebrate my birthday on. Matt took it up for absolutely no reason. No, I went to the movie. It was great. Dude, no, the thing is we should have just shot yesterday. That's what I'm saying.
Well, we were, we originally had a different video planned that was supposed to be like a different YouTube video that we were shooting yesterday and like last minute. Yeah. Nobody cares about this conversation. Yeah. You know what they do care about? Me. What? Since it's my birthday. No. Yes, we get that. Um, you know what they do care about? What? Uh, can we, uh, maybe we shouldn't talk about that. No, talk about it. No, please. That's my favorite sentence when someone says on this podcast. Maybe we shouldn't talk about that. No. No.
Sounds controversial. No. No. Come on. Talk about it. What is it? No. No, talk about it. No, it's just one of those things that genuinely, trust me, we should move on. It's not like a funny joke, like super funny. It was just like a topic, but I was like, maybe we shouldn't talk about that topic right now. Well, can you just like say what it is? What was it? Like, nah, man. No, no, no. Okay, we'll cut it. We'll cut it. Huh? We'll cut it. Okay, I was just going to talk about the President Trump thing because I have a funny joke, but what was the joke?
Well, if we start talking about Luzinski, then we can talk about it. Okay, and we're back. I said it was pointless. Maverick's thing was completely pointless and dumb. I said it was before I opened my mouth. Yeah, but why would you? Were you eating your sunglasses? Me? Some of the sprinkles are gone. Yeah, he was. Wait, can you eat those actually? Are they real sprinkles? No, I was not eating them. I was eating these right here. They should make the eatable sunglasses. They are. These are edible. We've been eating them.
Have you not seen me picking them off and eating them? Okay, let's see it. That might have been the fakiest thing I've ever seen when you think I am a baby. What do you mean? Got your nose. Got your nose! Yeah, you know what I'm falling for? Wait, why did you say that at the same time? I have my sprinkle. Look, look. I don't see... There's a little... Oh, wait, there is a sprinkle. Yeah. All right, now swallow. Spit that out. It was from the Dollar Tree. Swallow the plastic. That's got super glue on it, man. Swallow the plastic. Good boy. What the... Look, green one. That was crazy.
No, Harper, don't eat those. Why are y'all eating the sprinkles? I don't really understand. They're good. You want one? No, I don't want a plastic sprinkle. Here, open up. Wow, nice. Cake time. Come on, open up. Completely missed. Okay. Um.
Harper, do you have any crazy stories from cheer tryouts? I'm what? No way, he was about to do something. No, it's not here. I thought it was here. He said, okay. And it wasn't there. And he turned around and he was like... Yeah, it's not there. What were you looking for? Don't worry, I'll grab it next episode. Well, I mean, for cheer tryouts, I got dropped many times. Really? Y'all have to do stunt steering cheer tryouts? What kind of stunt did you get dropped on?
An extension? Let's do one. No! Sounds like you need practice. Heck no. No, and we already did our stunt section. Do you get to choose who you do your stunts with? Come here, Cash. We're doing an extension. Alright, fine. No! What if there's girls who had never cheered before? Come on, Harper. No! I can't. Wait, I have genuine questions. What if you were paired with girls who had never cheered before? I was.
And they just were like, oh, yeah, just throw Harper in the air. It'll be fine. Yes. That's insane. Never. She's going to go through the ceiling. No, we got it. Come on.
- Ready? - Let me make sure my feet don't smell. - My feet don't smell. - Yeah, please do that. - Do y'all know how to do? - I do. - Okay. - So guys, we're going here. - Okay. - Okay. - We're going here. - Okay, then we're going here. - Here. - Here. - Here. - Wait, but how would one's hands go from here? - It's like you're reading a book. - Hold here. Oh, here? - Here. - Here. - Here. - Yes, right? - Like this? - Yes, yes. - Here, here, read books. - Yeah, you're going through that.
Are you guys trying to get her to go through the roof? I would help, but I'm pretty useless.
So Cass is going to go. One, two. Gosh, I'm so scared. Wait, what if she hits her head on the roof up there? Wait, wait, wait. One and two. No, listen, listen, listen. One, two, down three. Why did you go down in three? Why did you go down? Ready? One, two, down.
- What are you doing? - Okay, ready? - What? - Listen. - Literally. - Be quiet. - Okay, ready? - You go one, two, and down, up. Down, and down, up. Down, up. - Okay, I hope she's fine. - One, two, down, up. I like that. - Bad idea. - One, two, down, up. - That's literally what I said. - Hey, come down now. You can come down. - I'm hard for her. - Okay, lower down.
I don't trust y'all. Do you want to know how nervous that made me just watching? Feel my palms. Oh my gosh. I tell you guys every time I need a new stand. Y'all are going to drop me or do something crazy. Can I do it? Yeah, Kate wants to do it. Kate, do it. Do it.
I got it, I got it. I'll backspot. Yeah, I think maybe we need Alex to backspot this. Alright, this is gonna be fun. Why do we have the whole game backspotted? Oh, because we're highly concerned about your balance and stability. You can do it, Kate. Ready? Make sure your head goes through the hole. Alright, ready? Get up here. One. Okay, here we go.
Ready? Alright, can we go up a little bit? Frank! Frank! Put me down! What? Stand up. We're already doing it wrong. Y'all should have bounced back with her. Yeah, grab her leg. Really grab her leg. Grab her leg! She's a ceiling fan. What? She's a ceiling fan. You just took my glasses off. No, you didn't do a good job. Come on. I can't. I can't do you good. I'm sweating on you.
I'm literally sweating through my shirt. Is this dandruff or drywall? Y'all don't hold here when both the feet one bounce. Alright, here we go. Ready? I'm short. Ready, Cash? So as soon as we're going to bounce once, then... I'm so scared. No, that's the bounce when she bounces. I'm good at this. She's lying to me.
I'm good at cheer. Ready? One, two, and three. I can't see anything. We're really good at this. Okay, ready? We're going to drop you to a basket. Alright, close your arms. One, two, and three. She saw my eyeball.
Why did she drop so fast? What is that supposed to mean, Kate? It's a cradle. It's because of gravity. In the basket, you go like this. No. The way you fell. The way you darted down like a missile. You were like a missile. The way your body was pointed. You caught her heavy, Kate? No, I'm saying that she fell. She darted. She just had gravity effects.
I've never seen anything move like that. It was cool. Basket toss me. No, not Alex. A basket toss?
No, same thing we just did, whatever. No, that's an extension to... Ready? You know how to do it? Here we go, boss! Ready? So as soon as he steps in your hand, it's just kind of up? Are you going full extension? Just straight up? Level one. Okay, you already screwed up. You already screwed up.
Get the f*ck off! The bulk is working! Alright, we're gonna go 1, 2, down and up. Ready? No! Grab like this. Ready? 1, 2, down and up. He's a big man! Okay, ready? We're gonna crank now. No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!
I feel like I was actually a pretty solid flyer. My knees stayed locked. Solid is correct. Better than Kate's flying. Hey, you fell faster than Kate did. How do you have a saw? I don't know. I mean, I just kind of wanted to carry it.
Yeah, but when'd you get it? Places. What did, Kate, did you hear what Harper said earlier? Maverick asked, hey, Harper, do you ever get on Reddit? And she was like, oh,
I only get on Reddit when I want to watch how people wait. Don't say it. Don't say it. Never mind. Dang it. Just stop right there. Wait, wait. Yes, I was here. I was waiting for when it was going to hit her. I was like, is she going to say it? She was like, I don't know. Wait, you want to say this? Competing. Competing. Yeah. I was like, uh. Say it to her. Say it to her. I'm going to. Okay, wait. People are going to ask what it was. No, just let them imagine. No.
It was something very very funny almost life-threatening funny. Yeah, it was funny, but not funny. No, it was definitely not funny. I almost threw up. Yeah, honestly it wasn't funny at all. I almost threw up watching it. Hey, so what should we do for my birthday? Should we talk about Saw Your Neck? What? Yeah. Okay, was that too far? Alright, fine. Welcome to the episode of Saw. What? You know Saw the movie?
We're gonna play that here today. Oh, okay. So what? Someone's finger must go. And it's my birthday, so I'm not doing it. We have a volunteer. What about Gerald? Take my sideway. Oh, dude, Gerald. Dude, Gerald's burnt, um, blunt. What? What did you say? He has a burnt in his... Oh, he does. It looks like Gerald was smoking and got a little too close to his mouth.
Hey, if you guys had to actually volunteer someone here to chop off their finger, who would everyone volunteer? Besides me, because it's my birthday. I would honestly volunteer myself. I think I could take it off. Yeah. I could do the tip of my finger. Oh, no. Whole finger. Like this. Not just chopped off. I mean a...
Oh, why? Absolutely miserable. Why are we talking about this? I don't think Kate could do it. Because it's an episode of S.A.L. I mean, Kate, it's not happening. If it's our lives or in Kate's hands, it's over. It's over. If Kate had to volunteer to sell her own finger off. If Kinsey had to, she would. Oh, we have to do it to ourselves? Yeah, but if you can't do it, we all die. So who would y'all nominate? Because that person can't back out.
out I think it's me I think it is Matt oh my gosh imagine watching him saw his finger okay what about me if it wasn't my birthday no I saw Matt what yo I would walk in I'd just be like ah no no no something just about Matt he's just like he would take the pain well I have to take my finger off now we're gonna do it right here on the joint okay this will be fun he's like trying to go through his bone he's like it's not going Matt Rick has probably already watched a YouTube video on the most
Top ten ways to cut off your pinky. Number one, the chainsaw. Number one, plastic butter knife. After 47 hours, you will reach. If you could only pick one person to live on an island with, Matt would be the one you'd probably want to take with you. Really? I'd choose Bear Grylls.
Sorry, who's that? She meant out of us? You don't know who Bear Grylls is? Out of the people you actually know. He's like the ultimate survival guy. He's like Dora. I would take Jeff props. Wait, if you guys have Donald Trump coming over for dinner, which one of us are you having cook food for him? Me.
Out of cash and math? Out of everyone here. Everyone? I mean, to be for real, Alex. No, Alex, you can't pick Alex. Alex is a chef. I mean, you can't pick Alex. Kate, Alex is a chef, and I've never eaten anything you've made? That sounds rude. Welcome to feminism. What? Okay. So who are you having cook? What? You're cooking for the president.
Who's cooking? Oh, I'll cook. And we're back. It's hard for a cook to something that wasn't so nice. I'm sorry. I like Donald Trump. Let's just say someone got cooked. You know how that song came out before Donald Trump was president? I don't know why when I'm on that Donald Trump. I don't know why. You're the MacBook.
Yeah, Mac Miller? Whoever that is. Yeah, that song is great. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Sorry, sorry. Sorry, sorry. Hold on. Sorry. What? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Why are you sorry? Why did he just say, whoever that is? Like, whoever you are. Whoa, I'm sorry. Is he like your dad or something? Yeah, look at this guy. Close to it. The Mighty Ducks jersey. Why don't you just go back to 2001? I don't know.
a little bit or like Idol besides God Mac Miller was Ariana Grande's like loss of her life wait you really like Mac Miller I do my favorite song name five Mac Miller songs spins oh oh uh my favorite one spins I said name five no wait did Mac Miller write that I'm gonna sound so stupid the song I'm gonna pop some time yeah you sound stupid oh I know that song that's Macklemore oh I hate it it sounds similar I'll be honest I don't really know people
Wait, what's the Mac Miller song? I don't know much about Mac Miller. So I'm going to roast it. What's the song? It's like, uh, one, two, three, four. Let him in. Let him in. We got to go back to this dinner topic. If it's a nice meal, not me. What do you mean? I cook like three things. You make steak. That's one of my three things. You need like a nicer steak for Donald. Dude, you know what? Wait.
I would cook for him. I would cook my one thing I know how to cook. It is a giant thing of mashed potatoes. It gets like this high, and then you put dino nuggets all over it, and at the top you put gravy, and it's a volcano. And then you put broccoli in the mashed potatoes to make trees. Listen, if it was any other president, any other president besides Donald Trump, I think they'd walk out. Trump would appreciate it. I think he would. He might appreciate it. Dude, no, you know what's also funny? What? What?
Why are you on your phone? I'm downloading Donald Trump by Mac Miller. What? Don't play that right now. I forgot how it goes. I need to... I think it has a bunch of curse words in it. I don't... Yeah. Woohoo! No. Yeah! Okay. Just because you turned 22 doesn't mean... You're right. I should listen to Taylor. Just because you turned... Hey, what were you going to tell me? I don't know.
It's cake time! No, I'm kidding. Seriously? This is why my birthday is freaking cursed. Dude, it's not working. Dude, Kat! It's actually highly embarrassing. You're trying to light Gerald on fire, but it's not even working. I wasn't trying to light him on fire. Your microphone's upside down. And away from you. Can you please stop lighting Gerald on fire? I wasn't. I was just taking his tag off for him. He got mad. Oh, it's silly. What? She was trying to make him out at the mic for like five minutes. Yeah, she just put her mic down. She was like...
No, y'all think I'm like this like freaking Mike, like dictator. Yeah. I just, when I watched the podcast and all I hear is Mav and Harper going, first off, you never watched the podcast. Yes, I do all the time.
It's true. He falls asleep listening to himself. He skips the parts though that everyone else is talking and he just clicks to when he's talking. I believe it. I read a lot of the comments too. Oh, me too. Do you ever get hurt by them? Yeah. Oh, I got hurt by one. I got some new gym motivation this week. Kate did get hurt by one, man. Oh my gosh. It was bad. It was so mean. What? Why are people being mean to Kate? Well, apparently, I'm just- Apparently. Apparently.
I stood up. I'm sorry. No, keep going. She goes, I'm sorry, I was talking. No, apparently...
Well, I stood up when I was popping Cash's pimple in his ear hole a couple episodes ago. Oh, nice. And I was wearing leggings and a tight shirt, and I was standing kind of funny because, you know, I'm trying to pop a pimple in someone's ear. I'm sorry you guys don't have great posture. You know, I wasn't paying attention. And then someone posted the video on TikTok and was like, why does Kate Loki have a gaiot? And then all the comments were like, no, she doesn't. No, she doesn't. She has a baby bump. Oh, my gosh. Congrats on the new baby. No, she doesn't. She has a baby bump. Oh, I saw that. And they were, like, all just, like, saying I have a baby bump. They were calling you baby bump.
pregnant pregnant and flat okay are you are you pregnant i'm not pregnant no but you are flat no i guess i see my god i'm sorry okay all right uh no i was just sitting in like the worst position and why are y'all commenting about dude everybody's like everybody's like yeah for real comment about my god yeah hello because i've been working it out for quite some time now do you know what we say that you have a baby bump
I literally was on the Stairmaster the other day. I was like, man, I want to quit. And then I was like, wait, people think I have a baby bump. I got to keep going. And I went for like another 20 minutes. I'm going to look at that. I'm going to do it for you. I'm going to look at that one. Go look at the video of everyone saying I look pregnant. That's not a... Kate has a baby bump. That'll bring it up. That'll bring it up probably. Yeah. Yeah. So thank you guys for making me wear my baby bump. When I typed it in and it put in her...
thing, um, her emojis. It's been, I've actually, the last couple of months, I've seen many people asking if I'm pregnant, and it all started back in November when Cash and I went to the pumpkin patch. It's not there, don't worry. And I took, I took pumpkin pictures, and I had a little pumpkin in front of me, because we were at a pumpkin patch, people! Use your brains! And they were like, anyone notice how Kate just keeps covering her stomach?
We were at a pumpkin patch! Maybe it's because she's self-conscious! Hey, I got a good one. Out of all the people in this room, who would you nominate if an alien came down and was like, send me your leader? Chase. No, no, absolutely not. Me! Nobody's ever gonna pick me for these things. I feel like Harper could connect with an alien. I'd send you to talk to the aliens. Thank you. Yeah, because then if you get, like, zapped, I'd be like, oh, frick, I ain't going out there. And then Harper just comes out and she's like,
Incinerated. That was a miss. Incineroar? What? It's like dinosaur. Is Incineroar a dinosaur? No, you said it right. Incinerated. I said the word wrong. Incineroar is a character in Smash Bros. I don't know what you're talking about.
Incinerated. That's what you meant. Incinerated? That's what I said the first time. And then he said incinerable because he's stupid. Okay, well. Okay, between us five, if you had to pick someone to... I'd kiss myself. Sorry, they chose myself. What? Sorry, what's your question? What's up now? You'd kiss yourself?
K is definitely the type of guy to kiss himself every morning in the mirror and be like, you're so handsome. Wait, me? Yes. What did you say about me? Say it to my face, huh? You're definitely the type of guy every morning to kiss yourself in the mirror and be like, you're so handsome. Wait, what does Matt say to you in the morning when he rolls over and wakes up? Get out of bed. Actually, every morning for the last two weeks, he'll be like, hey, it's 8 a.m. And I'll be like, yeah, he said you wanted to go to the gym. And I'll be like,
Yeah, I did say that. Do you mean it, though? We don't have to go. And I'm like, okay, I guess we don't have to go.
Hey, if you had to pick one of us five to be locked in a box for the next 10 years. Oh gosh. Which person are you putting in the box? Wait, with them? We have to be in the box with them? Dude. Yeah. That sounds more fun. Oh my gosh. That's terrible. None of y'all will choose me. No, no, you can't be in them. Y'all will choose your spouses. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. So it can't be that. I don't think I was going to choose Matt. You have to choose someone to be locked in the box with.
I think it's this box. Because some people take up more room in a box. Some people have a baby bump on them. Apparently. You're trying to put three people in the box? No, it's the size of this room. It's like a good-sized box. Oh.
That's not a box. That's a room. Yeah, but who are you going to lock in there? But are you going to be able to eat food? No. Ten years? Ten years you have to pick someone to just be locked inside the box. With? Nope. They're just locked in. Yeah, see, Harper, you said we weren't going to pick you, and here we are. I'm picking you. I think you could use some... Well, you're the youngest, so like...
You have the most time left to live. I can work on my songs. You have more time left to live, you know? Could I have like every like 10 days like a new item to play around with in the box? Yeah, you can have Gerald. This isn't a Mr. Beast challenge. All right, you get one item in the box for the entire time. You have 10 seconds. It must be in this room. Recording studio. Recording studio. In this room. 10. Camera. Folded. Yeah. Camera, not a TV. A TV? You both
- Hold it! - What? - Why would you pick like C4 to blow your way out or something? - That's not in this room, what? - It's not in this room. - Does he even understand the game? - No, wait, did you say pick an item in this room? - Yes. - Yeah. - In 10 seconds, go. - Oh, in 10 seconds? - Cash is what about, throw it out the wall. - Eight, seven, six, five. - You. - Oh, frick. - Oh yeah. - I'm picking the iPad.
Oh, iPads are good. Oh, my phone! My phone! Oh, well, that's gonna be great when it's dead. No, I thought about my phone. And you thought iPad is better than a phone? Well, you can, like, watch TV on the big screen. You can read a book on the big screen. Yeah, but what about iPad? iPad's gonna die. So is your phone. It comes with a charger. No, it doesn't. It doesn't. But if you pick me to come with you, I'll choose a charger. Does a box come with a charger?
Hey, wait. Oh, I might pick another box to have twice the amount of space. No, it has to be. Anybody understand? Okay. No! It's a box and you gotta be something from in this room. Hey, wait, wait, wait. Listen. The couch? Harper, I have a question. Yes? What weighs more? A thousand pounds of rocks or a thousand pounds of feathers? Rocks. Don't think that was funny. You
Oh no no, I know. Feathers because it doesn't weigh anything. She has no idea. You don't get it? Feathers because it doesn't weigh anything. Harper, no. What weighs more? A thousand pounds of rocks or a thousand pounds of feathers?
Now that I got that one wrong, feathers. No, you should be... Y'all, the audience doesn't even get it, so... Everyone gets it. I don't think so. Everyone besides Harper right now gets that. Kate gets it, right? Yeah. What is it, then? Harper, really listen to Homeboy's question here. What weighs more? 1,000 pounds of rocks or 1,000...
pounds of feathers. - Okay, so a thousand pounds of rocks. - Yeah, that's a lot of rocks. - That's a lot of rocks. - I mean, so might we say a thousand pounds worth? - It's gonna be pretty heavy. It's gonna weigh like a thousand pounds. - Yeah, now how much would a thousand pounds of feathers weigh? - Oh, they both weigh the same. - Yeah, wow! - Okay, okay. - Wow, I mean, you should go to Harvard. Okay, wow. Okay. - Okay. - I got another one for you. - Okay. - A thousand pounds of rocks. - Okay. - Or a thousand pounds of feathers.
Obviously like compressed into like a cardboard box or something. Okay. A thousand pounds of rocks in a box or a thousand pounds of feathers in a box. Which one hits the ground first inside of a vacuum chamber? Actually, no. Outside of the vacuum chamber. Nobody knows that. Nobody knows what a vacuum chamber is. No, dropping out of a plane. Sorry. Dropping me out of a plane. Which one hits the ground first? How big are the boxes?
It doesn't matter. They're the same size box. They're the same size box and they both have the same exact weight in it. So they would hit the ground at the same time. Okay. Inside of a vacuum chamber, if you drop a rock and a feather at the same time, which one hits the ground first? It's a vacuum chamber. This is boring. It's a place where they suck all the air out of. Yeah, math's starting to sound like National Geographic and I'm not here. If you drop a rock and a feather at the same time, they would hit the ground at the same time inside the vacuum chamber. The rock is going to hit the ground first because it has more mass.
Nope, mass has nothing to do with it. Mass actually has everything to do with everything. Nope. No, no, let me tell you something. If you drop me and a penny off the Eiffel Tower, they're going to hit the ground at the same time. Let's drop a penny and cash from there. Look it up. All right, we'll take this. Watch. And we'll take this. Watch. Okay, ready? Here we go. Ready? Ready? Here we go.
Chicken nugget. Yes. Anybody got anybody want to put their votes in? No, after seeing the demonstration, I change. I agree with Matt. Use that chicken and use Gerald. Yeah. I don't think you should use the water bottle either. Yeah. All right. Gerald will hit the ground first. Same time. They're both going to hit the same time. Same time. I think Gerald's hitting first. Go.
You guys were all wrong. Dang it. He got us. I can't believe you guys fell for that one. I did. I fell right in your trap. Well, if we dropped like cash from the ceiling and Harper from the ceiling, we
Same time. No, I'm not dropping because I'm grabbing the ceiling. Okay. Well, if you didn't grab the ceiling. I'm glad you outsmarted us, Cash. Yeah. What? What's it called? If you ever drop a penny from the Eiffel Tower or something and somebody's standing under it, it feels like a gunshot to the head and you die. No, that you would not die. Okay, well, it feels like a gunshot to the head, so. No, it doesn't. Mev, why? Well, I've just, I've watched a whole documentary on this. I did too. She doesn't have.
Why? You're arguing with her for no reason. It's just like, it looks like bullying. Really? Yeah. I'm sorry if I really do. Now, now. No, I, if you drop a penny. Yeah. From the sky. Doesn't kill you. Well, it could hurt you. You know what a gunshot to the head feels like? Okay, yeah. No. That kills you. But a penny dropping from a high mount or it's like spit. It feels like a rock hitting your head. If you spit from like a Eiffel Tower and it. I'm sorry. I can't. I got to use the bathroom. I knew it. I literally knew it.
The way he was like jittery. I don't know about spit. He was like this. He has to pee when he gets over it. Yeah, I think it just feels like a raindrop. No, no, no, no. If you spit,
spit like a big how high do you think rain falls from a very high but listen the rain can fall from any part i guess yeah yeah and does it feel like a rock hitting you no if it's a big rain drop does it feel like you're out there getting stoned and just sometimes there is rain that like pelts your head and if it's ice rain like you know like the hail you know when you're uh you're tubing and the water is
Harper, are you excited for now that you can drive and you have a nice cute little Bronco that the hail is going to come in and dent it all up? No, my Bronco is not going to get dented because it has a hard top. Duh.
Okay. I wouldn't talk to her anymore. Anyways. No, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait. You're telling me that the hood of her car couldn't get dented? No, it could. Yeah, it could. Oh, yeah, the hood, yeah. But no, when you're tubing, you know the dark feeling when you open your eye? Oh, I don't tube. When you did? I don't. Oh, okay. So you didn't have a childhood. No, I did. No, Kate's done it a couple times. I have done it, and I'm like, okay, I'm done. Well...
Um, that's fun too. Um, it's fun to watch sometimes. I thought you enjoyed it this past summer. No, it actually was fun. I just want to, you know what I don't like is when you've been out there all day and you got a headache and you're nauseous and you're, and you're tired and you just are, they're like, come on, let's go one more time. And you're like, I don't know about it. And they're like, get out there. And you're like, okay, I never get sick of that. And then you're tubing. And then you're like, and you've just been, you're dying. That's what I don't like.
I love that feeling. So I stopped. It's like, honestly, like, it's like you're on drugs, but you're not, you know? Like, it just feels so nice. Yeah. Too bad we won't have a summer. No summer. Yes, we will. Cooked. Nope. We're gone. All summer. Sorry. Film during the week, tour during the weekends. No fun.
Well, those are all fun things. It is actually a fun thing. You'll still have a summer, Harper. Harper looks terrified. You're going to have a summer. I was kidding. You knew that. I literally told you so many times that you're going to have a summer. I know, but just saying that we're filming during... What?
Okay, um, no shot. He's about to make you go wipe him. Oh, it happens sometimes. That's disgusting Are we actually gonna have a summer a little bit? All right, you're gonna have the best summer ever. Yeah, I know I know but like besides doing that like how much alone time will I have? What do you mean like alone time? Well, you'll get to go to sleep at night time. Well, yeah, but like home time
You'll have lots of home time. Oh, Monday through Thursday you'll be home. But you said we're filming. We are going to film. Yeah, but not every single day. Almost every single day. Well, no, it'll be similar to how it is now. It's going to be just like it is now. Yeah. So like every single day. No, like twice a week. You're over here about twice a week.
What's wrong? Wait, wait. You not like filming here? No, I do. It's fun. Oh, yeah. It's amazing. Well, in the summertime, you can bring your friends. Yes. Well, they never want to come anymore. Oh, why? Because they say it's boring. Oh, well, probably because they're just sitting there watching us. They're like, I don't want to come anymore. I was like, oh, okay. It's basically like they're here, but they're not allowed to participate in the conversation. We're like, yeah, shut up. Yes. Don't worry.
Oh, please. I got it all under control. What? What just happened? There was an incident. What do you mean there was an incident? Don't worry, Matt. It's all figured out now. Well, no, I'm a little worried. Hey, can you put Gerald back up here so we have a little something something? You know when you're tubing and the water hits your eyes super hard? You're still thinking about that? Because you got fighting on me all night. But you know when you're tubing? I mean, this is just fantastic. Dude, on your birthday? Seriously, on my birthday. You mean woman's day?
You mean- What? Yeah, how come you're born during National Women's Month? Really? That's very selfish of you. Let me tell you something. We have a month to ourselves and you choose to be born during it. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. Okay, tell me something. Okay, you know when you're tubing? Yes. And water hits your eyes hard? Yes. That's the exact same feeling. It's like a rock hitting you, right? Yes. Yes, when you spit from the Eiffel Tower and somebody's sitting under you and you spit all the way down there and it hits your head. It's like a rock hits you. Okay, we can experiment here.
I can spit on you right now. No. What? And then I'll go up there and I'll spit on you. No, no, no. And it'll feel the same. No, spit on Maverick. Okay. I'm so sorry. Yo, I've been trying to fix this for like a minute straight. I can't. It won't stay. Okay. Listen. Nobody touch it. Explain to her that it would feel like a raindrop, not a rock. Yeah, just like a raindrop. Why doesn't a raindrop hurt you? No. Okay, why doesn't a raindrop hurt you? Because it...
Because God made it not to hurt you. What? That doesn't even make no sense. Yeah, it does. Listen. Let me think. I think. Hey, you got candy. Give me candy. No, I'm putting my lip gloss on. No, I heard rappers. You got candy. No, I just did my lip gloss. You got candy. No, it's not. Cash, no, no, no. It's not candy. What is that? What is this? Well, if you must know, it's a tampon. Why is it so skinny? That's what I thought it was.
I can't believe I just touched that. Why are you grabbing tampons? I don't know why I did that. Don't ever grab someone's tampon. The audacity. And during Women's Month, too. You are an abomination. I feel like I need to go bleach your hand. Why are you acting like that? It's contaminant.
No seriously I don't want it near me Don't get that near him Please It's in a wrapper I have to hang out with him later Get away No seriously I don't like that Wait why Seriously why do I feel like you're scared of it No I don't like them I don't Don't open that Opening it is crazy That looks Is that a I'm gonna gag Wait is he being for real right now
Are you being for real? - Where are my sunglasses? I need protection. - I really hope not. - Are you being so serious right now? - Oh, look at him now. Don't look at him. Don't look at him. Ow, close your eyes. Close your eyes. - I don't really want to. - Don't really want to. - Dude, hand it over. - Wait, why are you acting like this? - Oh, I don't like looking at it. - Look at me. Look at me. - Really, look at it. - Oh, look at me. - Why'd you do that? - Be so serious right now. - What? - Are you guys actually afraid of tampons? - Kate, no. We just wanted to-- - You think they'll touch it. - We just wanted to stay over there.
Are all guys like this? It's just weird. I don't know. Alex, come here. Yeah, see, he doesn't want to come here either. When you go your whole life without ever having to touch one of those or seeing one of those, you just don't really want to. Why are you acting like that? We know where that thing's been. No, it's due. It was literally packaged up in the wrapper. Not if it was recycled.
Uh, I would hope. It's not recycled. It's all recycled. Or I hope it's not recycled. I've actually never seen a tampon up close like that. What? I'll take a closer look.
If you put it in water, it expands. It's crazy. Yeah, she don't like it either. Wait, it expands? Yeah, wait, yeah. Can I show you something? You push it, right? Yeah. No need to expand it. I kind of don't want to touch it anymore. See? It's not fun to touch. Well, why are you guys... Are guys actually afraid of tampons? Yes. All of them? Yes. Tampons are not good for the male species to see. Look.
Yes, you should go shower. I probably should. Why are you acting like that? It's literally playing. Harper, stick it in his ear. It's a piece of cotton. Stick it in his ear. How did you guys get that back in the tube? Have you ever seen a cotton ball? Wait, how did? Nothing's infusing me right now. Have you ever seen a cotton ball?
Yeah, and I hate it when the dentist tried to put that in my mouth. Have you ever seen like a Q-tip? Matt, you use Q-tips every day. That's the same thing. But you stick it up somewhere else. Oh my God. Okay. Yeah, I know what you're doing. Oh gosh. No, seriously. I made your ear. Wait, why? Can you please tell me why you're afraid of it? Because it's not, it's clean. It's not used. Because of that visual, that's why I'm afraid of it. Yes. Oh gosh. I want to die right now. Okay, I'm moving back over here.
are you acting it's not literally what why are you talking to me look at maverick and alex too harper stop look at him i don't understand
It's a shot, like a doctor shot, and then you shoot it. You guys are being such babies. What do you mean you shoot it? No, like if you want to, you can shoot it with your thumb into your ear. It's like a rocket ship. Yeah, I would not put something that's been where that thing's been in my ear. It's been in a plastic wrapper. You're telling me you don't reuse that thing? Why would I reuse that thing? I mean, do you get a new one every time? They expand when you go in the bathroom.
I don't need to know any more details. Seriously. Yes, you do. You get a new one every time. That seems like a big win. I don't need to know any of this. Can we move on? There are more, like, eco-friendly options. Eco-friendly? What does that even mean? Oh, gosh. And then this is what happens inside of your ears. Oh, gosh. No. No. Please put it away.
Please put it away. It's kind of shaped like a stingray. I know. Oh, gosh. It's so nasty. Why? Why are you acting like... Can you stop asking why? You're acting like little boys. Imagine this, Kate. Imagine... Oh, Mav, it's on you. It's contaminated now. It's not funny. Imagine you've never seen toilet paper, yeah?
Okay, and imagine you know what I do with toilet paper. Yeah, you know. Now imagine you've never seen it in your life. Okay. Wouldn't you be a little weirded out by toilet paper? No. Liars. Yes, you would. You'd be like, I know what that... Y'all have seen a tampon before. From afar. I don't get up close and personal. Dude, look at this thing. Oh, I'm surprised you haven't touched the aftermath. Oh, gosh. You just throw that part away.
Ew. I still have a shoe on it. No! Oh, wait, before anything, though. No, no, no. Wait, what? No, no, no, no. What is she saying? What is she saying? Seriously, what is she saying? I won't say that again. Yeah, you shouldn't. All right. Someone's robbing our house right now, so we're going to end this episode. He's looking for any excuse to end this episode. Yeah, no, seriously. Oh, no. Jesus is returning.
Hit me up a challenge.