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- Harper, truth or dare? - Truth. - Is it true that Maddox Baxter is your crush? - Yes. - Everyone knows that Cash treated me like literal garbage. - Whoa. - You know what?
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Welcome back to another episode of the LL Podcast. Before this, our family was quite literally falling apart and tensions are high. But we're happy now. Guys, I'm so happy. We're happy now. Tastes like a weather reporter. Maverick was being a jerk. That's true.
They were fighting like literally toddlers. But he's apologized and Harper fixed it. Maverick didn't apologize for Jack. Maverick did nothing wrong. Can we stop yelling? I can't wait to marry into a family that argues 24-7. The only reason we're recording right now and we're not still arguing is because Harper actually fixed the situation. She said a good thing. She said a good idea. We were like, well, that's actually a really good idea. We even had a disagreement. We can't say what it was. But then Harper's like, why don't y'all just do that? And then I was like, whatever. Why don't we think of that in the first place? Harper said it and the boys were like,
that's a pretty good idea, Harper. And Cash goes, whatever, that's fine. And Harper goes, whatever. And made fun of Cash for saying whatever and he got mad. We shouldn't expect something so intelligent to come out of her mouth. Well, that's mean. Let's not say that. Harper says lots of smart things. Say something smart. Whoa! Okay, um,
I will. Sorry. I'm trying to need it. I'm trying to plan somebody to hang out tonight. Why are you always trying to plan a hangout? We're having a party. You can hang out with us. You know how insulting that is to say that in front of our faces. They just invited you to their party. Yeah, we're having a little like girls night. We're going to watch movies and we even got cookies and candy. No boys. Yeah, the boys are like
Banished. We have to leave. But y'all are my co-workers. Yeah, wait, no, wait. Why don't you actually do movie night with them? Y'all can make little TikToks together like on a sleepover. You can watch the movie with us. You can invite one of your friends to come over too. We're going to watch, I don't know. She's like, wait, so you're going to be like. Invite all of them. It's kind of like a, oh, oh. Listen, invite half your school. Yes. I will. Yes. Tell them there's people over 18.
That sounds bad. That sounds like we're supplying substances. There's people over 18. They'll be our plugs. They'll be our plugs? No, I'm kidding. Harper, you're more than welcome to stay and watch a chick flick with us tonight. A chick flick? We're watching The Princess Diaries or The Proposal or there's one more we're going to pick from. Oh. Okay. You're not going, are you? Maybe. Well, there's three movies that we... Maybe. Oh, God. How does that work? Did you break it? I don't know why that happened. He just...
I lean forward, but then the thing is, this is incredibly slippery. And then I just slid off. Wow. That was the funniest thing. I had a dream.
You did have a dream. I've been waiting to hear about your dream. I forgot we had to bring this up. I had a dream. Me and Alex were talking about it before the episode. I got something I want to say. But I was like, I cannot say the dream until we're on the episode because I was like, it's just a funny dream. Actually, I had two dreams. Remember the other dream I told you last night? That's what I thought you were talking about this whole time. No, I had two dreams last night. I'll start off with the simpler one. The dream that came to me first.
The first dream was me and Kate. We were just falling asleep. Like, I mean, we were laying in bed. Like, we laid in bed. We watched an episode of Friends. We turned it off. And then we're like, all right, we're going to bed. So I'm laying down. I'm like holding Kate like this. And we're like falling asleep. And about five minutes go by. Like, that's literally it. And I jolt awake like...
Like that. But like when you're like... Well, when you're sleeping on top of that, you feel like you're under attack. No, it was a bad jolt. Like it was like... And I woke up. He knocked me out with his shoulder. And I woke up and I was like... And Kate was like, what, what, what? And I was like, oh, no, I just had a dream. And then she goes, well, what was the dream about? Oh, no. And then I had to say... I was like, well...
I was at Six Flags outside the park, not inside, but outside the park. I literally remember all this. I don't even know if that counts as being at Six Flags. I was at Six Flags outside the park, like the line that you stand to get in, and it was hailing, and there was a bush.
Now, this is all true. This is a true story. There was a bush, and there was a bunch of hail on the bush. And I was like, I want to go look at the hail. And so I go look at the hail, and then a hail just hits me. And then that's why I jolted awake. A sideways hail. A sideways hail hit me. It flew at me. And I was like, oh! And that's how I woke up. Dreams are so weird. I would have never imagined being outside Six Flags,
in the line bush with hail lane on it flying at me sideways do you guys do you guys ever have like reoccurring dreams yes oh my goodness i've had this one since i was like five of me like in a barn and it's burning down oh it's so sad it's on fire like you started having that like trauma yep yep i'm like trying to get the horses out you know get the horse out before
Barn up and die. Five-year-old Maverick like saving the state. But y'all don't understand the worst part of it.
Cash will understand. Is we live out in the middle of nowhere. So after this barn burns down, I'm in the woods. In the dark. Oh, no. That's the worst place. With the ticks. For a five-year-old. Yeah, with ticks. That is the worst place to be. Oh, ticks. Oh, bro. We got to talk about the ticks. Oh, my gosh. When was the last time you had your dream? Okay. First, I'll let you girls talk about the ticks. Then I'm going to talk about my ticks. Well, when was the last time you had your dream, Mav? Mm.
Last night. No, I don't know. Like, I don't remember. It just happens all the time. It's like a permanent memory. Wow. He's like made this memory in his brain that he's in a burning barn and the horses need saving. I feel... Yeah. It doesn't mean anything. Don't try to act like it means something. Maybe the horses are a symbol. Devils. Devils. No, but we went to Oklahoma this week and Kate...
Kate got her first taste of Oklahoma. She found a tick on her. Not just one. Two. You know, I was thinking, why do I sound like that? Why did that just sound like I'm not a human being? I don't like that my voice sounds like that. Why did it sound like he was being annoying? Because he was. You know, I could literally hold you upside down by your ankles and sling you around like a rope. And do you think I would care?
Anyways, talk about your... No! Be careful! Don't hurt her! Your hair is so long and pretty. Next time, it'll be by the neck. What? What?
Next time it will be by the ears. You know, my grandma always said that. No, you know what he sounds like? My grandma always said she'd grab me by the ear, hang me up, and nail me to the wall. Oh. Yeah, it's very gruesome. Now that I think about it. All right, well, I've been with my hair for the whole day, so. Wait, but you know you sound like that. What is that little, the monster on Mario? You get to like the end, like the very last level of the castle. Kong? Bowser. Maybe. King Kong? Bowser. Did you just say Kong?
Yeah, Bowser. Bowser. Bowser. And then when you lose, he's like, meh, meh. That just reminded me, I need to go get my pink Nintendo DS for my parents' house because I play Mario Kart a lot. Wait, what were we talking about? Oh, the tick story. Oh. That's what we were saying. Well, we were,
we're we're in the deep depths of oklahoma and i'm in the we're in the sticks i mean we don't got wi-fi out there we're off the grid when we go to oklahoma starbucks 45 minutes away no one's getting a hold of us there and so you know we're out in nature as one does when you don't have wi-fi and kinsey and i go back inside we've been working hard all day and kinsey goes oh my gosh there's
my gosh there's a tick on me and I was like that sucks why like I hate that to be me and like Mav searching her for ticks and I was like then it hit me I was like I was outside with Kinsey what if I have ticks too so Mav like looks at my legs and arms and he's like no you're fine and I was like okay and then I go upstairs it's too traumatic it's too traumatic is it really it is I went upstairs and I start taking my clothes off to take a shower and what do I find
On my back, underneath my like sports bra strap. Can you guess? A tick. A tick. Wow. Oh no. Lost it. I did. I don't remember what happened. It all happened so fast. No, y'all really don't understand. It was a breakdown. Mental breakdown. She's crying. Diego! Diego!
And I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa. And she said, you guys, there's more. They're coming. And I was like, okay.
And I was like, fine, I'll search you. And I ended up finding one on the back of her leg on her thigh. No, he's being generous. It was upper thigh. It was upper thigh. Oh, no. It was in between the butt cheek and the thigh. My dad works in B2B marketing. He came by my school for career day and said he was a big ROAS man. Then he told everyone how much he loved calculating his return on ad spend.
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There was another one, wasn't there?
And I was like, no, she's like, I know there was. I just felt it. Oh, no. It was so bad. Anyways, moral of the story, don't go outside. You know what's crazy is you had a mental breakdown over that, but I actually nearly died from a tick. That's why I was so scared. Did y'all know this? Because you just told me. No. I nearly died. I was bitten in the head. Do you lie to
In the head? That sounds funny. I got Rocky Mountain Fever, which I think is the same thing. Rocky Mountain Fever? No, Lyme disease is where you die. What is Lyme disease? That's what it was called, but don't make fun of my disease. I was bit on the head, and then every night for a couple weeks I started feeling real bad. And I was only like four, maybe? Yeah, he was like four or five or something. And my parents were like, what is going on? Every night this kid starts feeling real sick.
And so then they take me to the hospital. Yes. That's what they thought probably. And then they, uh, they, they took me to the hospital and boom, all of a sudden there's home videos of me running around the hospital, pretty much butt naked, just running around. Just like, cause I felt so much better cause they got the tick off my head. Wait, there was a tick just like actively. It sucked so much blood. It was huge. It was fat up in my hair.
So ticks, they like bury their heads into your skin. Yeah. And they, and they, they, they start, they start like the size of like a tiny, tiny ant. Like a rice. Like, yeah, like a rice. Well, you saw it. Yeah. And they can swell up to like the size of a marble or bigger. Yeah. That's what was on my dog. It got like to this size on my dog and it was walking around my house. It was so scary. It was really traumatic. Yeah. So I nearly died. But no, wait, it sounds like you, no, he actually did. No, I seriously did. Like they were like, oh, he would have died.
What? Wait, imagine if your parents still weren't taking you out of the hospital. And then they gave me medicine for it, obviously. Imagine if there's just one in Kate's head right now. Or one could have bit her and gave her the disease. I had Maverick check my hair. I was like, check me for lice. Check him, check him. Wait, I don't think I had cash to check my hair. Wait, no one said anything about lice. I was just mean. Do you have lice? No, I don't have lice. No.
You should go help him check
- One of her nostrils is skinnier than the other. - It is, look at that. - I don't think you have any. - Yeah, one of her nostrils is skinnier than the other. Show the camera. - It's kinda pretty. - Mine too! - Wait, Kate, show the camera. Look at that. - My nose is misshapen because I have it. - Kate, the camera. Zoom in on that nost... Oh, both of their nostrils. - Double nostrils. - I see 'em. - What about your nostrils, Harper?
Pretty symmetrical. Good. What are you, a weed eater? Or an Italian man. We waxed Harper's nostrils the other day on a club video. Yeah. We did. And I've gotten very sick since because the nostril hairs help your hair or help stuff not get into your mouth.
Yeah, it helps you not get stuff into your mouth. And it, like, literally just, you don't get diseases from it and stuff. That is great. I don't know if y'all can hear her back just pop right now, but when Harper sits up, because she sits like this all day. She's so tall. When she finally sits up, her back just goes...
You know when you're stepping on a bag of chips? Yeah, or the noises a transformer makes. It's like... You know when they get bit by the zombie in the movie and then they're like... Like their bones are snapping. They come back to life. Remember that one time when we were sitting on the ground and I was talking mid-sentence and I went...
Yeah, we do remember that. Yeah, that's kind of like the noise that should be. Like, I wish you wouldn't do that again. Yeah. Oh, wait. My other dream. Oh, no. Yes, my second dream of last night. Whatever. So, I had a... Dude! Dude!
Look where Cass put all my hair. Oh my god. Oh my god. Harper's weave is all on our carpet. You're shedding, Harper. No, you ripped her hair out of her scalp. I don't think it was ripped. Wait, was that me? Yeah. Am I? That's crazy. That's a lot of hair. That is a lot. You do that much on the daily? Yeah. Wow. Like in the shower. You're going bald. Yeah, I am, guys. No, literally like what's it called? This is like how much hair I lose. Why are you playing with it? What the? Oh my god.
She did that like she's done it before. I mean, I have. She's like, I like to warm it up first. I like to make it a hot pocket. Harper, you know we have food here you can eat. Really? Yeah. Yeah, Kay said snacks out and everything. I put snacks out and everything. Guys, look at this ginger ball of hair. This ginger ball of hair is disgusting. That is horrible. You should mail it off to us. Who wants Harper's hair? He's putting it in the locker. We locked it up.
Harper, have you ever been so close with somebody that you can just... Like, you guys are just always thinking the same thing. Oh, no. Yeah, I mean... Yeah, yes. No, no, no. I mean, like, you can go days without each other, and then you come together, and you're like, that's what I was just thinking about. Yeah. Like, you were actually doing the same thing. Yes. Like, we were thinking about each other. No, no, no. I mean, like, you were each, like, randomly thinking about... Man...
I should buy a truck. No, that's never happened because I've never been so close to somebody. Okay, well, that really ruins my story. Moving on. Cash, you want to tell us about your dream? The girls don't want to talk about the truck story. I'm buying a truck. Me too. A Cybertruck. No, I sold my Cybertruck. Oh, he did sell the Cybertruck yesterday. It's gone. No!
That's what I said. I thought you were buying seven, right? I sold it. I actually made a profit on it. I got paid $5,000 to drive a Cybertruck.
Okay. That's pretty good, right? Sure. Yeah. Sure. Okay, well, as much as we love hearing Mavericks. Yeah, but no, me and Cash started looking for, he didn't know I was looking for a truck. I didn't know he was looking for a truck. This was pretty crazy. Not gonna lie. I tell Kinsey, I say, you know what? The same day. I said, you know what? Since I sold the Cybertruck, I need another truck because we always need a truck for stuff. Keep in mind, they like five cars. No, we don't. Listen, I have a Chevy Cruze.
We have four in our driveway now. We did have five, but now we only have four. Oh my goodness, we did have five. That's crazy. It was bad. That's insane. I didn't mean to have three. Well, you have two and then she had one. Yeah. So anyways, I was like, well, we're going to need a truck because we're also getting rid of her Jeep. So we're like, we need a truck.
And so I'm like, the only thing I care about. Oh my gosh, Matt, let me tell you a story. He's so slow. What? Me and homie were sitting on the couch. No, no. I said to Kinsey, hours, like a day before you. Well, that's not what you said because that's what he said. I said, all I care about in a truck is I want it to be at least a 2019. Matt, Matt, you're ruining the story. You're ruining the story. You're ruining the whole story. How am I ruining the whole story? You're taking the story and throwing it in the trash can.
You gotta say how the story happened. Let's just reenact it. I've been watching Matt and it makes me so mad. I just want to punch him through the camera. He wears that stupid hat every episode and you can never see his eyes. He always looks like that. One episode he... Just wear it backwards. No, one episode... I'm not a backwards hat guy. Some guys are, some guys aren't. One episode he asked me a question and it's like top of his house looking at the camera and he's like, what?
Yeah, he always looks like that. His hat looks like this when he's on camera. He's trying to be mysterious. Yeah, you know, it's just my vibe. Anyways, we were sitting on the couch. I was like, man, I hate car shopping. What? I'm on the podcast right now. Want to say hi? Don't answer while you're on the podcast. Yeah, tell her. All right, my bad. So what was your question? See you later. Is that your sister? Who was that? My sister. Maybe my sister wants to hang out with me today because I told her about last night. Aww. Aww.
Yeah, that would be great. Okay. We just won't say the truck story because no one's interested in Mav. I really don't. The point is being cashed separately. You go for it. You go for it. Okay, fine. You guys have a story. It was a great story. But I'm going to say it quickly because I don't think anybody cares now. I was shopping for a truck and Mav was shopping for a truck at the exact same time and we didn't know each other were shopping for a truck. And then I said, dude, I want the Chevy Silverado. He goes, no, my gosh, I want the Chevy Silverado.
And then I was like, the most important thing to me is that the front row has the middle seat that you can lift up. And he's like, that's what I told Kenzie. And then I was like, also, I want it to be a 2019 in under 60,000 miles. And he's like, I had the same thing. That's awesome.
That was such a... That was so cool. There was this one time actually me and Kinsey were going to go get our nails done on the same day and like I wanted almond shape and she wanted almond shape and she was going to get blue but I was also going to get blue. And then it was crazy because then she decided she was going to get her eyebrows waxed and I was going to get my eyebrows waxed at the same time and it was like so crazy. No, no, no. No, no. That stuff y'all do all the time. You don't always just buy a truck.
True. Like, this was a one. Like, the odds of it were insanely high. So far, y'all have bought in multiple trucks, actually. I'd like to say my dream now. Okay, go ahead and say your dream. My dream's about Kenzie. What the? Uh-oh. And Mav. Oh, no. This dream I had last night. For some reason, Mav and Kenzie were like,
They decided that Stella was too much. This dream is just only a dream. If you can't tell already. Oh my gosh. Maverick openly talks about how he wants to lose the dog. Eliminate Stella. No. That's wrong of you, ma'am. I don't want to eliminate. That is your future lifestyle. We should have another poll. If you would like to. Maverick. Listen in. Starbucks. It's a great day for coffee.
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Or Stella. Let us know if you'd like to take Stella in. She's up for adoption. No, she's not. Anyways, I'm going to is it a thing. For some reason, y'all decided Stella was too much or something. So you got rid of her and got a new dog. And I was like. That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. No. You know what? Hail flying sideways. That was pretty stupid too. It's six flags. But you know what? It happened.
And for some reason, y'all got a mastiff. You guys know what those dogs are? This is even dumber. This actually, I was like, oh no. Harper, do you know what kind of dog that is? A mastiff? No, I don't. You don't know what a mastiff is? No. Just a massive dog. It's bigger than you. It's huge and it slobbers everywhere. Pop up a picture of a mastiff.
And this mastiff, yes, that's my dream. That was my dream about the slobber. Y'all bring it in the house. And the dog starts slobbering all over the floor and all over the porch and everything. And all over the house, there was just slobber. And I was like...
Oh, no. This is why would they get a Mastiff? This is God intervening and telling you that Stella is the best dog we could have. Yeah, I guess at least Stella's not a Mastiff. Wow, they're massive. That's why they're called a Mastiff. Mastiff is massive. You know they used to ride those into battle?
No. False. They did. There was tiny men in Mongolia that rode those into battle. That was a story Maverick and them told me. They said that that was true and I believed it. Tiny men. I said the Mongolians were of lower stature. When you say it like that, it sounds legit. The kings actually did ride mastiffs into battle. That's so legit. The kings and the queens on the throne.
We will pop champagne in Wow, what? And raise on a throne Raise a toast? My crown, my crown Okay Everybody wants a piece of my crown Get a load of this Oh, Harper! Wait, what? Wait, I missed it Was that blood? No, you can't look at it now You missed it Wait, show me
No, open your hands up. Our hand is covered in blood. Why is it covered in blood? We caught you red-handed. Get a load of this! Is that what red-handed means? Oh my goodness, it does. It's like blood on your hands. Cause it's like somebody killed somebody and they're like, we caught you red-handed. Everyone knew that. What? Matcha's never been in a situation that he's been caught red-handed. Nope. Nope, I guess not. That's exactly what Cash would say. Nope, I guess not. He would use that voice.
Or who begs, you beg, Carmen, we don't want to die. Yeah, that's what they always say. I don't want you to die. You ever think about my feelings, Harper? Or he's like, or he's like, dead. Or he's like, seriously?
That is how he talks. Keep bullying me. Okay. I think you try to fit him in the locker. Cash's favorite thing to do is act like such a victim when his feelings do not get hurt. If Anna was here, do you think she'd be able to fit in that locker? No. Who? You see how tiny the locker is? What if she did? I think she could. I have faith in Anna. All right, I'm cheered up now. Yeah, exactly. She was faking it. No one was giving him attention, and now he's fine. No. You know what? You need a hug. Oh.
That make you feel better? Yeah, I did need this hug. Oh, is that your thing? I almost got you the purple one, but then I remembered you probably... Who the heck wants purple? If anybody out there likes grape flavored of anything, you should just stop eating everything. Oh. Grape sucks. What? Grape flavor? What about grapes? Well, I said grape flavor. He doesn't eat fruit. Like, if you... So you like grapes? If you're going to grab a popsicle and you say, give me grape, you're going to...
You're freaking weird. I don't agree. That's all I have to know. If somebody was out there willingly having the grape flavor popsicle. Who orders a grape snow cone? I mean, nobody. I don't think anyone orders it, but like if you. No, but they have it there. So some people are ordering the grape snow cone. Or the grape Jolly Rancher. Yeah. Those are good. Those are good. Those are not good. I like the banana Laffy Taffy's. Yes. That's good.
If I have a full pack of popsicles and I'm like, which one do you want? And they said, the grape. You have like two options, really. That's Jeffrey Dahmer stuff right there. It's blue or red.
You could say green. And I feel like the healthier people choose orange. I don't know why. They're always like, I'll just have orange. Yeah, they're like, just kidding. I'm like, what the heck is wrong with you? Orange soda? Orange soda? No, I feel like nobody eats grape, but when it's the last option, you still eat it. Yeah, that's all you eat. If all you have are grape Jolly Ranchers and you want a Jolly Rancher, you're going to eat the grape Jolly Rancher. Yes, but that's my point. That's the only exception. Oh, it's 11-11. Make a wish.
Gotta post on my Snapchat story. Do you still do that? I don't know. People still like... No, it's not my very private story. I might add you. I might add you if you're lucky. I might add you sometime. I will add you. Maybe. If you just keep it up, you might get added. Okay, fine. Honestly, I will add you because you are low-key my friend.
Only on the low key though. I'm low key. I'm low key. That's crazy because I'm on the story. Because everyone else is a co- I'm a co-worker. Here Kate, I added you. Thanks. And also, you're also pinned. Thanks. I am pinned in Harper's messages too, but I'm like the last person. Two.
These things are kind of disgusting. Wait, so I'm pinned in your iMessages. I'm pinned on Snapchat, but I'm not good enough for the story. I just added you. I just added you. When did you make this story? It was about like a year ago. What? No, but there's only 15 people on it. Power break is one thing. My ego's a nut.
I'm actually scared of what goes on that story. Yeah, because I post everything, every thought. I have a question. Yes? Gosh, this is so embarrassing. I'm about to admit this. It's okay. Have you ever, like, made a private story for just, like, one person? I have. Okay. I mean, like, I
I have with girls that I want to hang out with, I'm like, does anybody want to hang out with me? But there's more than one person in there? Yeah. Oh. She's talking more like, you want to get a guy's attention. Have you ever made a private story with just a guy on there? No. So he'd see your thing. I know people would do that. I made a private account and acted and see, I made a private account, this blonde girl, and acted like it was Coco Quinn because nobody knows who Coco Quinn is in my grade, except for the people that are fans of her.
And so I texted this guy that I liked and I was like, hey, or I made my snap score really high on it. And then I said, hey, aren't you and Harper a thing? And then he was like, no, what? And then that's when I knew my answer. Wow.
You went to go find out yourself like that? Yeah. Okay. I was like, whenever Cash, because, you know, everyone knows that Cash treated me like literal garbage. Whoa. So, I was like, you know what? I'm of the earth. Yeah, I'm gonna... Whoa, whoa. I was like 12. No, you were like 15 or 16. Hey, don't be mean to him. Hey.
I was like, I'm going to get his, you know, since he's ignoring my texts, I'm just going to like post some, my private story for him to see. But I didn't have anyone else to put in the private story. So it was a private story with just cash and I would post it. And then it was really humbling when I would post and he wouldn't even see it. Cash, do you feel manipulated?
Um, I feel... Are you getting angry? Do you feel manipulated? I do. You do? I do. Yeah, you're angry. I can see it. He's turning in the hole. I'm mad at that, Kate. Oh my goodness. That made me mad. Oh no, he's mad. Oh no. Oh my gosh. No. I'm mad. My sister wants... Why did I say that? In the hole. Ow. Don't get hurt your hand. It's bleeding. Kate, make him mad again.
I can't. What are you doing dude? First of all, if you're gonna punch the wall, at least punch it normal. Why'd you punch it like... Like I swore I heard a little squeak when he hit it. Listen, I was scared there was a stud there. Well why are you punching the wall? Cause he's mad! Oh my gosh! Stop that! Not again! Ow!
Harper, make fun of him. You're ugly. Whoa, you can't do that. People make edits that make that look really bad. Okay, first of all, don't break this. My sister wants that. Don't break it, Cash. I'm serious. No, I'm serious. My sister wants it.
I don't know why it's sounding like that. Oh, my hairball's in there. Okay, no, wait, actually, why would you put a hole in the wall? Yeah, you just punched a hole in our wall. Like, do you understand that, like, we actually live in this house? This might be my bedroom one day, and you just ruined it. You can literally see straight through to the studio. No, you can't. Really? Did he actually? When Matt's in there cooking, you can't tell. Oh, my gosh. And you can actually hear him. No, okay, but wait, actually, why are you putting a hole in our wall? We're not 12.
Yeah. You know what's crazy too is we had talked about for a video like sometime you should punch a hole in the wall. That'd be funny. Yeah. And Kate said no because we wouldn't get it fixed. You know what's funny? And you know what the funniest part of this is? No. What? Y'all aren't fixing it? We decided if he did punch a hole in the wall it would add a lot of character to the set. Maverick. Maverick.
- What? - Oh wait. - Stop. No, I'm calling someone to get that fixed. - My dad can fix it. He fixed it. - No, no, no. - No, somebody's coming to fix it because that's honestly ridiculous. Why are we putting holes in our wall? We live in a nice house. - Yep. - We need to treat it like it's a nice house. - I got you. - Stop. - There. - Ta-da!
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Oh wow. Okay, so since y'all are ruining the walls and whatnot, I'm thinking we just tear the whole wall down? Yeah! And then you can rebuild it for me and it be real brick. Uh, well, I don't think the second story would support that. Here's the thing. Y'all don't care about that, but like, what do you mean? Like, where's your Xbox? Let me smash your Xbox if you...
that's this is our house guys this isn't just a playroom but this is our house yeah we don't have a studio you don't put a hole in our house walls what's the thumbnail gonna be i punched a hole in my wall everybody click on the video you guys know that i don't you literally everybody knows how much i care about this house and how hard i try to keep it nice and to keep it clean and nobody freaking respects that at all
Like nobody cares. - Can't calm down. - No, all I ask is that you don't put a hole in our wall. - It's a little hole. - That is such a normal, and nobody can respect it. - It's a normal hole, it's just a little. - No. - We put a painting over it. - I saw it, I saw it. - I just did baby. - Let me just break something of yours. - I just did baby. - No. - Dude, he's not showing any remorse. - No, no, no. - No, that's my hole. - No, no, no. - The rage is insane. The rage is insane. No.
Oh! Wow. Put everything into that and it's barely broken. Oh! The blood. Oh! You're bleeding. Yeah, I noticed. Are you okay? This is not good. Don't get on your graceful feet. This episode. Oh my goodness. Oh my gosh. This is actual rage. Once he sees blood, he acts all nice. Oh my goodness.
The Xbox is destroyed. There's a hole in the wall. At least the painting's covering it. Oh, God. That's not good. There's blood on her hand. Same. Are you okay? Oh, my goodness. He is in so much trouble. I'm just so, like...
We've lived in this house for two years. I've had this Xbox for longer. Well, we've lived in this house... I think that was actually my Xbox, I think. It was just when you were... Yeah, I think that one was mine. I'll buy you a new Xbox when the hole gets fixed. No, I have a new one. That's my old one. It's okay. Well, like...
You know, like the memory that's in this thing, like the hard rock, like, oh yeah, that's not really replaceable. No, no, it's all my progress on Madden. Wait, are you kidding? What? No, it's fine. It's okay. I'm gonna have to buy all my new skins again. Well, you can buy it when we fix the hole in the wall. I just, we've lived in this house for two years and I'm so tired of nobody caring as much as I do. I clean up after everybody. Well, what about character? No, I clean up after everybody.
I make sure things get fixed when they're broken. Nobody freaking cares about anything I do. I make sure that we have- I make sure that our house is nice and that it's clean and that our studio- Oh! Oh, the coffee! Oh, no! Oh, the coffee! Oh, no, the coffee! My bedroom floors! My bedroom floors! We told kids when we get married, this will be our bedroom. We're gonna move the set. And they're destroying it! My bedroom floors!
Oh guys I live with crazy people I live with crazy people no no crazy people put your holes in the wall I'm like
You can't make this up! This is insane, the whole- Guys, we were supposed to play Truth or Dare this episode, but I don't think that's happening. I don't think that's happening. I think- What the heck? I think we just- Okay, look, I'm Cash. Wow. Oh, the guys-
Guys, dude, how is my hair looking on this call? That is crazy. This is crazy. Oh, no. Guys, comment down below if you think they're going to get a divorce. Because right now, right now, I think it's a little bit rocky. We make the whole bigger. You think that's worse? No, they're going to be fine. Nobody worry. They're going to be fine. They're fine. This is normal, actually. Oh. Kizzy. Kizzy, what are you doing? What was that?
I'm trying to make it bigger so he'll put a brick wall up. No! Stop it! Kenzie, no! Kenzie, no! Kenzie, no! Everything's going so poorly. Hey, speaking of breaking the set, Harper, there's a baseball bat behind the TV if you want to go ahead and smash it. Just smash it. Why not?
I just washed my hair! Do y'all see this dandruff stuff coming out? Don't, don't have to break the TV. Am I allowed? I say do it! Who's TV is it? No, no, no, smash the wall! Smash the wall! Oh my gosh! Whip that thing! Whip that thing! Come on! Hard! Give it a good one! Did you dare her to do that? I just kind of told her to. Do the wall! This is not a truth or dare game! Why is this, what is happening? Okay, that's enough! That's enough!
- Break the wall! - I can't deal with it. No! Get out of here! - Don't throw her around! - No one touch the wall anymore! - Are you in trouble? - I already got, oh my goodness. - Hey, is Kate okay? - This is a 40? Okay, this is bad. This is real bad. - This is real bad. - Hey, is Kate okay? - Yeah, I gotta go teach Kate. I'll be right back, hold on. - Wait, I don't know if I, like, was this...
- Off camera, like was I supposed to do that? - Oh, I don't know, but it's happened now. It's hilarious. Hey, give me a little high five. - Is the glass broken too or just the inside of the screen? - Oh, it's totaled. What do you mean? It's totaled. I could see inside the TV. - Whose TV was that? - Well, it was the property of Cash and Maverick LLC, which is now, you know, I mean, it was half my TV, so I have permission to do that. - Oh no. - That was insane.
That was crazy. Like, I don't know where we go from here. What are they doing? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Not on set. Not on set. No, no, no. I'm about to break something else. If it means that, she'll get upset. No. You're going to make this thing rated PG-13. Gosh. What's happening? What just happened? Why'd she run off again? I don't know. I think her sticky boob fell out or something. Hold on. This is actually total...
What happened? Oh my gosh, stop falling! Why is this stuff falling? Kay, watch out for the craft. You can grab your mic, grab your mic. Watch your cord, watch your cord. Why my cord? I just said, "Watch the cord." I can't. It's good. Here, do handheld. Oh my goodness, things are not going good in the Caillou house. Oh no, guys, I think things went a little south. Ew, don't do that again. Here you go, sit down, Kay. Oh. I can't believe the mics are working. Sit down, Kay. This is insane.
okay what happened what are we gonna no no i saw everything i know what happened okay are our mics still working all of them and wait does mine look fine because it's like blocking cash oh my goodness y'all wait was that picture always down like yeah i don't know oh my gosh wait where's my picture frame i worked hard on oh it's it's uh oh it's right here
It's still good. Okay, so now I assume our working title now is Kate Rages Offset or Kate Goes Super Smash. Is your hand okay? It's fine. Wow, should we still play truth or dare? Yeah, I get blown on my stomachs though. That seems like an extreme enough dare already. Wait, what happened? Malbert dared Harper to freaking do the TV. It wasn't really a dare. I heard you. You were like, hey, the TV. It was more of a command.
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Who wants to go first? It was kind of nice. I go. Harper, I dare you to slam Cash's head into the TV to top it off. Alright. What about with the bat?
Wait. Hit my head with a bat? Throw him up. Oh, hit cash with a bat? Yeah. I'm holding this. That might get demonetized. I'm glad that's the only reason. We don't want to get demonetized now. Gotta make money. Yeah, I'll make a lot of money. Harper, you go first.
We had, we had, here's the thing. We had, wait, everybody should have truth and dares written down before we came. Are we sure not? Kate Rage is on pod? Huh? No, no, no. This, we still need to do truth and dare. All right, Kate. I don't know. Truth or dare. Yeah. Um, or truth or truth. How about that? I'm door dashing another coffee because mine disappeared. Oh, it's right here. It's right here. It disappeared. And there's my hair in it. Oh, there is Harper's hair on it. Stop it. Well, I'm going to order another one. Uh, no, but Kate, what is the weirdest place you've ever peed?
Wait, you gotta ask her truth or dare. Truth or dare. Well, don't say truth. Well, don't say dare. Well, actually, yeah, dare might be worse for Harper. Then how about truth or truth? Truth. Okay. What's the weirdest place you've ever peed? Wow, that's crazy. Man, I peed outside of a bathroom. Like, there's the bathroom and I was outside of it. Oh, also my pants. Why did you do that? Wait. I peed my pants quite often. Oh, no, the weirdest place you ever peed was our floor. Oh.
oh it did pee on the floor yeah when she got scared by the raccoon long story short kate got scared by a yeah a possum that maverick put in our shower and kate woke up in the morning saw the possum in our shower and she peed across our entire bathroom and bedroom four yeah it left a little trail so that was kind of weird i can't believe we're just going on like normal like none of that just happened like what is happening right now very sweet the little photo there now
I think he gets to play as character. That really looks good. Dude, I had no idea that this was gonna happen. Harper put a little second hole in the wall too right there. No. Okay. I think that might have been me. What? When did this scratch get here? That one scratch is why you're here. That's what you're worried about? Okay, look at the set, my guy. You're worried about the scratch? Well, I've accepted there's a hole in my wall. Do you see this over here? Do you even see this? Oh.
Okay, it's your turn. Okay. Okay, ask somebody truth or dare. I just, I don't know if we can continue really. Truth or dare? Truth. My question is, who do you love more, Maverick or Stella?
Oh, that's so sad. What? What the? She didn't say it was easy. She did say on a trip that she was sad. It's Maverick, but I love Stella. Yeah. Really?
Yeah. So you'd rather kill Stella than Maverick? Yeah, I know that Stella is just a dog. Everyone keeps telling me that. But I do love her like a child. But if I'm going to marry Maverick, you're supposed to love your husband more than your children. But you're not married yet. So who do you love more? Actually, y'all will probably... No, you won't be married by the time this comes out. So you're not married yet. We might be. Yeah, we've been talking about just doing a little courthouse thing. Oh, shut up. No, we haven't talked about that. We're not even... Would y'all actually?
I said let's just do a courthouse wedding thing and then we can have an actual wedding like a couple months later. Why would you want to do that? Just, you know. It loses the specialness. For what reason, Matt? What would be the reason of that? So that way we can combine bank accounts because she's rich. You got a trust fund? What? Like how? How did that even happen? No one even touched it. Guys.
I'm really sad about that TV because I think we all know our finances and we can't afford a new TV. Kinsey can. I can buy a new one for y'all. Kinsey can afford it. I have about $15 in my bank account and that's all. So Maverick's getting nothing. Money. Money.
Spent it all on Stella. Guys, make sure you re-watch this episode. Watch all the way through, guys. We got to keep the lights on. We got to get a new TV. Also, because, you know, our set is destroyed, we got to buy a lot of new things, and, you know, we need the money. You guys should go follow us on Spotify because we're trying to become the number one podcast. I was saying it as a joke, but now we just sound greedy. Like, give me the money. Ooh, I'll be greedy. Listen. So...
All of the fans out there that send mail, thank you. But could you please send Stella something? Because Maverick made it very aware to me the other day that she's going to cost $20,000 over her lifetime, and I don't have $20,000. Well, don't send money. Don't send money. No, don't send money, but send her, like, food bowls and food. We're back. A bandana? She's kidding. Well, I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. We're on the bandana. What? Yay! And we're still.
And did he know Joe Rogan is number three? Really? We can pass him. Let's take down Joe. Guys, I don't know what number we'll be by the time this episode comes out, but please go follow us on Spotify. We're trying to become number one. Even if we drop down below, please just go follow us. Back to Truth or Dare, though. Eventually, we will hit number one. We're number three on Top Comedy. It's my turn, right? My mic is like literally... Harper. Yes? Truth or Dare? Pick Dare. Okay, good. Hold on. There's too much mic noise. Hold on one second. I had something before...
She has to do whatever I say, right? Yeah. Pretty much, yeah. Well, I had something before the destruction occurred, but I'm not really sure where it flew off to. Uh-oh. I can't believe I lost my coffee. Oh, I found it. Was it my hair in the coffee? Oh, my gosh. It's so damn... Oh, no. What is that? I dare you. I dare you. To color your teeth.
With this lipstick. Okay, I'll do it. Okay, well that was easier than I thought it was gonna be. Okay. I thought she was gonna object. Why does he sound excited? Alright, I've done this before, alright? So, uh, cause for cheer, we have to do this thing where we color our teeth. What? What? Who? What cheer squad are you in? Uh, is it working? Vampires or something? Oh my gosh. Hey guys. Does that not taste horrible?
Oh it does. Oh no it does. Oh gosh. Oh that's terrifying actually. Oh and the bottom row. Nobody even said you had to do the bottom row but she's doing it. Oh my gosh. Okay. We're gonna take a picture now. Oh. What is this? Are you guys like tourists or something? So much drywall stuff. You guys look like tourists visiting the Statue of Liberty.
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Oh. Oh, it looks really good on your lips. That's really a good idea. Y'all write that one down. Okay, what's the next truth or dare? Who wants to ask one? It's Harper's turn. Okay, you go. Does it taste good? Truth or dare?
Say truth. Okay, truth. What's the most inappropriate place you've ever farted? Why'd you say like the Grinch? What's the most inappropriate place you've ever farted? Probably. Guys, I lost my bandage. Oh, you'll be fine. Ew, I was sitting on it.
Most inappropriate place they've ever farted. Hmm. Let me think. Is the blood on his vagina? Oh, yeah. There's still blood on me. I would probably say at my colonoscopy. Oh. What does it say? Does it say up your butthole? Yes. That's, I'm so scared. Or the DMV, one of those. The DMV? Yes, that was awkward. Why was that awkward? They're not nice there. Ha ha ha.
No, they are not. Well, that's just in the middle of taking his driver's license picture. Smile. Mid-photo, I farted. My face is just stuck like... They're like, sorry, you don't get a retake. Like, what? Okay, our last one.
I need a tissue and wipe this off my face. Okay, you're good. Go do it. Come on, cuz. Did she say cuz? I need to go do this, cuz. You look terrifying. Oh, you are actually terrifying.
Hey. All right. I do not like looking at that at all. You do look like a little kid who got in your mom's makeup. It stained her teeth. We have toothbrushes you can use. You can borrow Mavericks. What? No, don't do that. Uh-uh. Let me tell y'all a story about that if we have time. Yeah. Mav uses your toothbrush. I left a toothbrush here for Kinsey to use here. Why are you talking to a person like that? So everyone is aware. Me, I'm Kinsey. I left a toothbrush here for Kinsey. Okay.
And Maverick comes to stay at my house one weekend. He starts brushing his teeth and I walk into the bathroom and I'm like, where'd you get that toothbrush? He's like, oh, it was at my house. I was like, yeah, it was my toothbrush. He's like, yeah, I know. And he just continues to brush his teeth. And I was like, oh! It was a brand new toothbrush. You are an animal! I'm an animal. Harper, we do have like unused toothbrushes. Really? Yeah. Oh, God, it's like she's never had a toothbrush. Yeah.
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I'm going to ask Harper a question now. Okay. Truth or dare? Dare. Oh. I kind of wasn't prepared for this. Okay. Let me think. Pretty as a princess. Oh, I got it. Yes. Okay. Why do my teeth look yellow? I'm about to ruin your life here. Whatever. Come on. Focus on me. My life is already ruined. I dare you. Sing on. Oh.
- You literally? - Yeah, it's on. - You did not just say, "Easy thing, man." - All right, I dare you, Hoppa. - Hoppa. - My teacher just made like a chalk noise. - You're really taking all the attention away from my dare here. - Okay, go. - Okay. - Ow! Okay, go. - Do you need water or something? - Like, listen. - Do you need water or something? - No, listen. - Oh, that's fine. - There you go. - No, I don't want to use your big water bottle. - Oh, okay, fine, I'll use it. - It's a sippy cup. - I was about to say words I shouldn't use.
I dare you to let me post on your TikTok a video, remember that selfie video I have of me pooping? I dare you to let me post that on your TikTok. I mean, okay. I already get bullied as it is, so whatever.
Wow, wait, that was the most pick-me statement I've ever seen. No, don't do it if she's going to get bullied. No, I don't care. She's got you right under her. If anything, wouldn't they bully Cash? Manipulative. No, they bully Harper for being associated with Cash. Wait, really? People bully people for just being associated with me? Yes. I can contest. I was a victim of bullying for being associated with Cash Baker. We do a lot of things by association. Oh, man.
So do whatever you want. Okay. Go ahead. Just don't drop my phone. Drop the video. Wow. Wait, can I actually do this? Yeah. Oh my goodness. Everyone's going to be like. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. For real? You'll let me do that? Yeah. If it was on my Instagram, that would be a different story. But TikTok, I don't care. Even though I have the most followers on there.
What is this video? He's on the toilet. Oh, the video's probably playing right now. It's gross. He's on the toilet, and you just hear him, like, pooping. But it's just his face. It's his face, yeah, okay. Can you put in the caption, by the way, this is cash posting? I think they would know that. I don't think they'd think you're filming like this. All right, now fart. That would be terrible.
That'd be a crazy ending to the video. You're like, yeah, that's good. Okay. Harper's voice. Should I go and do a voiceover and say, all right, that's perfect? I feel like that. If there's like a little clip at the end, you should. Does anybody know how to get to archives? Or Harper should go like, okay, go.
Seriously, does anybody know how to get to archives? Do you know the date, Cash? No, I do not know the date, but I don't post that much on my IG story. Man, you were not ready for this dare. I'm probably just going to delete it. Oh, really? Well, I'll delete it if it doesn't get a lot of views. What if it gets like 100 million views? Then I'll keep it. Here you go. Oh, that's a good idea. Yeah, I found it. It's kind of crazy. Because that would get me followers.
No. What is all over your butt? How do you treat that one? Oh, my goodness. What was coming out? I don't know. You have drywall on your pants. Huh? You have drywall on your pants. Turn around. Look. It was probably on the drywall butt. Wait. Do that to the wall? No. What? Never mind. Yeah. What did you do to the wall? Did you fart towards the wall? Yeah.
Did the wall fart on you? Did the wall give you a fart? Okay, you guys can go ahead and continue to do this. Okay, well, whose turn is it now? It would be Hoppa's. Oh, wait, I got the video. Here we go. Oh, my God. Here's the video. Play this on the screen, too. Okay, go.
Yeah. You don't care if I post that? I don't care. Genuinely? Yeah, I don't care. That's so gross. Harper, you're crazy. I know. I don't care. That's so gross. Like, I'm so embarrassed by that. I'm just like, okay, go. That would be so bad. I can't. I don't even care anymore. You put this on your Instagram story? Yes. He's insane. He's so gross. You get nothing from that. I'll keep it up for five minutes so my friends don't see it. Oh my gosh, I'm pinned.
Yeah, because you're my manager. I'm pinned on Harper's messages. That's crazy. You're the only person I text. I'm definitely blocked. Ashley Bauer doesn't have a contact. She's literally pinned right here. She has nine people pinned. I'm pinned. Is he above me? No, his is just his phone number.
He never saved your contact. Wow, bottom tier. That's what you are. No, she never saved your contact. No, that's what you are to Harper. Yeah, she's bottom tier to me. Do you have her contact saved? No. Yes, he does. Wait a second. Where's Harper at? I do. He does. That's crazy too. I shared my contact with you and you hit decline. It automatically put this sound behind it. It just knows. Yes!
What is that? Is that like a music? Are we getting copyrighted right now? I hope not. Oh. So bad. Let me voice over. I'm going to give it to you. Okay. It's in your drafts. I don't really want to be responsible for you posting that, so you got to post that. Let me. Hold on. Are you going to try the voiceover right now? Yeah. Okay. Harper wants to voice over it? I don't think the voiceover. Ew. That's terrible. That is insane. Okay, go. Okay.
I need to like put the volume down a little bit so it actually sounds... That is... Harper, I'm telling you, that could be 10 million views. No, it couldn't. It could. It could.
Ew, okay, I posted it for five minutes. Starting now. Five minutes. If it doesn't get like one minute, 1,000 likes, two minutes, 2,000 likes, then we're done. Oh my goodness, that is insane. That is like wild. Okay, go. Someone go next. It's Harper's turn. All right. You have it. I think we texted you a couple you could say if you need to. Okay. Man, am I hungry.
Mav, truth or dare? Dare. Cut down the tree. What the? Cut down the tree? Yeah. That tree? I ain't cutting down that one. That one. That one. Cut it down? Yeah, cut this thing down. It always hits me in the face. Yeah. Cut that down. Down with what? It's a big tree. I wasn't being for real. $130. I'm trying to cut it down. Wait, hold up. That thing was $130. I don't know about this. Well, maybe is the other one cheaper? Oh, I have the perfect pool for this. What the fridge? You get the eggs.
This is a very expensive tree that's coming out of your paycheck, Maverick. Prove this. That's embarrassing because it's not working. How do you watch your mouth, little girl? I don't know if you noticed, but it's a fake tree. Matt, how are you struggling with a fake tree? I bet it has wires. Very, very strong tree. I bet it has wires and stuff in it.
- You keep cutting it in a different spot. - It's crazy, it's metal in here guys. - Madder's just not strong enough to cut a tree down. - That's kinda crazy. - Nothing to do with it, it has nothing to do with my strength. - Get out of my tree! - This is a lot lamer than I thought, Mad, you just, he just can't cut it. - The vibration is insane. - Oh my gosh, Mad. - Why is this thing made of metal? Look at that, it's made of iron. - Okay, Mad, just give it up. - And nobody can. - He's just not strong enough. - Just give it up. - No, it's almost there.
congratulations no he hasn't got that big brain oh my gosh maverick this is embarrassing my guy that is crazy call me the lumberjack ew yeah watch it okay okay um i have a question call me the lumberjack i just well not a question just a statement i just want you to know maverick yes yes i used to be a lumberjack it is true no that's coming out of your paycheck what
I don't think so. Alright, Matt, you ask one. Should I cut down this cactus? Yes. Cut it down. No, no, no! It's so cute! Cut the cactus, Matt! No! Sorry, cactus man. It didn't do any... Aw. He needs power tools. Because our children... He can't do it. Made with lots of power tools. Look, he dances while he does it. Do it. That guy is strong. This is so dumb. We're just wasting our money. Why is he so strong? Okay, he deserves to live. Yeah, cactus lives. Alright, Matt. Ask your truth or your death.
Truth or dare? Truth or dare? Wait, guys, what time? Harper will never dab me up. Why don't you ever do that? You always leave me hanging. It's your hands. Can somebody make an edit of her always dabbing Mav up and never dabbing me up? Is it my hands? Do you not like my warts? Fine. Lefty. No, yeah, guys. They're not contagious. The doctor said that. I was just wondering, like, what's it called? They're not contagious, Harper. Okay, you want me to go?
Go away. Kate has no warts. They're not contagious. We're going to move on. Kate, do you touch his hands? She does touch my hands. Do my lefty. I've actually never held his hands before. Fine. Don't ever dab him. No! I'm never going to dab him up. And then the day I do, that means I've finally accepted him in my life. Oh, so he's not accepted yet. A year and a half into knowing us. Yeah. He's accepted. It's my turn. Maverick and you and Kenzie.
Listen, it's not accepted. You don't have his contact saved give what we did. Yeah, so it's fine Listen, it's my turn for me Okay, okay. I want to do something with the saw okay, but we cut The painting no that painting me how much is chill like this? You do cut
I wanna cut something. No we just got this couch. Is that funny? It wasn't. It's about to be real funny. Hey start cutting right behind them. Why don't they look scared? Because you're not cutting our couch. Maybe you didn't see what I did.
Why don't you cut the blue couch? I don't know why it's not working. Why don't you cut the blue couch? Separate me and Maverick. See what the viewers say. That couch we bought off Facebook Market, and I don't know if we can buy it again. This one we bought off Amazon. And I dared him to. That's the most important part. You realize that this is like a $300 couch. But why would I ever dare? We got a $300 couch, $130 tree.
Like a freaking $500 TV. We have a huge hole in our wall that needs to be fixed. We are a lot of money in on this episode. I think we should just stop where we're at. Or we could just continue to burn, burn, burn. It wasn't there. It must be done. Yep. No. Who did you want? But I'm cutting the couch in half. No. Oh, no. No way. No way. No way. Oh, my goodness. Matt, get your woman. Oh, she's there. Oh, my goodness. They're getting choked. We have to protect. Okay, start at the bottom of the couch then. Start working your way up. Don't move. No. No. No. No. No.
Hold tight! Hold tight! No! No! Harper, help us! No! I'm videoing. Whoa! Got it! Got it! No! No! Get out! No way! That's insane! Get out! Get out!
No way! This all sucks! Give me that one! You gotta change the battery. Oh my goodness guys, you're a poor couch. Guys, this is insane. Can you change the battery on this? Let's see. Oh yes. Oh no. Wait, what are you doing with that? You want me to sit on this? She got you a new chair.
Wow, it looks like it's more your speed. Thanks for the new chair! I'm fine with that. What the? Oh, okay. I'm fine! Lift up your legs. Don't mind me! Lift up your legs. Nah, I'm okay. Get your feet up, guys. Hold on. The couch must be finished. No! Now that we've already got into it. Please move. Aww. I'm asking nicely. Yeah. We can just move. Alright, here we go. See, we just get up and we walk over here.
Wait move out of the camera honey boomer. Oh yeah, oh yeah. That's pretty good. I think that's good. I must cut the whole couch. This is good.
This is good. I think this is a good update to the set so far. Why does it smell like that? My bedroom. Yeah. Man. Man, oh man. Man, oh man. Okay, it's my turn to ask? Yeah. Oh my gosh. I've never seen an episode more chaotic. Or longer. How long is this pen going? Actually not that long. Okay. Okay.
Harper what I'm going over here. Okay sit on your chair. Yeah sit on the chair and pick up your legs Okay, okay. Why are you on your phone? I'm ordering a new couch Good Character yes character. Okay, the couch is fine. It's good. No, I
Yes, yes, it was a $300 couch. And it's not anymore. Now it's a $250. All right. Okay, and I'm checking out. Harper Zilmer. What? I'm going to put it. Whose card should I put it on? Kate, do it after. No. After. I don't think so. Do it on Cash's card. Yeah. That was some sass. That was some sass. Did she control you? No. It looks like she controlled you. I got carpet burned.
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That made literally no sense. I just want everyone to know that we care about the nice products that we buy. We care. Whatever. All right. Harper. Yes. Truth or dare? Dare. I didn't have a dare plan. Truth. Okay. All right. Is it true? Wait. Yes. Is it true that
That Maddox Baxton is your crush. No, it's not true. It's not? I've gotten over him. Oh, so you did have a crush on him? Yes. Oh, do y'all still talk? No, we snap, but we don't talk. Oh. Wait, that makes no sense. You Snapchat him. So you Snapchat Maddox, but you don't talk to Maddox? They just send like streaks.
So I got a question. Would you like to talk to Maddox? No, not really. I got a question. He's actually in eighth grade. So I look like a cougar. He's in eighth grade? Well, he would be going into freshman year now. I would look like an actual cougar. No, you wouldn't. Y'all are like the same age. He's going on tour. Are you going to go to one of his shows? Maybe. I did say if I hit five million on TikTok, two million on YouTube, then I would tell y'all my crush. And it was going to be...
Not Max. But so if I hit two million on YouTube, then wait. So do you have a crush in mind? I have a few. Yes, a few. Oh, my gosh. I'm actually trying to think. I don't know. Like anyways. But yeah, I don't really have a crush on him unless unless what? So you got to hit puberty or something?
Yeah. What? Hey, you never know. He might grow up to be like six foot two. Yeah. That is true. He's at the age right now where all of a sudden he's going to be six two. Max, we love you. Anybody else got any truth or dare questions? Hey, bud. Does anybody else have any? I'm talking to you guys. Hello. Do any of you guys have truth or dare questions that you want to ask? I'm talking out.
to clean up this set by yourself. - Oh, I'm gonna have to double that and pass it on. Matt, I dare you to do that. - Okay. - Twice. - Double it and pass it on to you. I dare you to take that thing and carve an LOL in the wall. - Oh. - The way it looks, it came for approval. - Why is it actually a good idea?
If you hit a wire, you're fricked by the way. What if I caught the house on fire though? There's no conductors in there. You know, we've never had an LOL logo besides on the digital TV. And that is gone. And Harper broke that. So this is because of what Harper did. This is her repercussions. Okay. Repercussions. Must happen. It must be done. It was dared. You're gonna need to change batteries again. Gosh darn it.
Thanks. It's like a movie. Cash, don't electrocute yourself. All right. While you're in the process of destroying my home that I worked so hard to keep nice and pretty, but absolutely nobody gives a frick about. Wait, what? No, nothing. Just continue to destroy the house that I've worked so hard to make so nice and so pretty. All right, guys. Next episode, Cash will be carving an... No, no, no. Right now. No, no. Right now. No, not right now. Here we go. No. No, no, no.