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Whoa! Chill! Why are you mad, Harper? She won't text back because she's a little baby and she just won't text back. So I will fight her. I will fight her. Yo!
Is there something funny? There's nothing funny about this. She won't text you back? No, she won't text me back. I texted her about three days ago. Man. Still won't text me back. Wow. She's swerving you. She's swerving you. She made the TikTok about you. Stop ducking me. Stop doing all these things to hide from me. I will find you. Oh.
Oh my gosh. There was a TikTok post about you. Yeah, yeah. There was a TikTok post about me. There was Annalie Choppa that posted about me. And you know who else posted about me? You. Wow. And I thought it was a joke, but no, it's not. She
It's hard for really playing into the character. Yeah, and L.A. Chapa did make a video. He did do that. Yeah. But wouldn't you rather just be friends with her? No, no. She won't answer me. I think you two should fight, and L.A. Chapa should be the ref. Yeah. Yes, yes. That would be good. Okay, but I think I need to practice. Yeah, you should practice on camera. I need to practice. Imagine, imagine. We're fighting, and L.A. Chapa's like, go. And he's like, oh, oh. Oh, oh. No. Like, hey, break it up, sweetheart. Break it up. What?
No, no, no. I know that she's... He's like, wait, do we see you? Walk it out. No, I know. I just know that she's going to be scared that she's going to break a nail. So... Hey, NLE Chopper, you want to be the ref in the fight? DM me. Yeah. Or DM me.
No, we won't pay you. It'll be like a charity event or something like that. Yeah, and we will sell tickets and then we'll make the money off of that and split it for whoever wins. Yeah, whoever wins gets the money. No, but seriously, Piper, DM me back because it's not funny anymore. And then maybe you guys can go get coffee after the fight or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Or maybe get her nails done after once I knock all of them off. Oh. Oh. Yeah. Or maybe get her an MRI before I break her. You know, you're actually kind of oddly good at trash talking. This is pretty creative. Piper, I keep hiding. Yeah. Keep hiding. I'm going to hide after this episode. Yeah. So I think for the fight, I should practice. Is the fight happening? Not on me. You can hit him. I've already been hit, man.
Practice again. She needs a dummy. Okay. She needs a dummy. Oh, perfect. Perfect. Now, let's see. So, how hard do I have to hit? Like, until that knocks out of your hand? Pretty hard. Okay, just pretend like... Okay, this is Piper. Okay. I knew you were gonna knock it over. Our set is falling apart. Make sure you watch this whole video so we can afford to get a new one. How the heck does this thing stay?
Alright anyways, yeah once Piper doesn't DM me back I will try to bite her. Oh, yeah. Okay, alright. Are you not scared that she might be like taller than you? No, cuz I can just grab her by the ankles. Our little ankle biter. Oh shoot! That's why I'm gonna do you Piper so. That's scary! Okay, okay, I didn't have a good grip. I didn't have a good grip. I didn't have a good grip. It's gonna hit me.
Wait, no! I'm putting the glove on. Cash, hold on to it! Hold on to it, okay? Alright, alright. My hand's in the glove now. Wait, you gotta swerve it, because what if Piper swerves? Wait, hold on. Here, wait, here. Do it this way so the camera can see. Well, now I can't see. Oh, wait, wait. Go like that. Put it lower, Cash. Oh, yeah, sorry. Let me get a running start. Oh, running start? Oh! Oh!
I wouldn't want to get hit with that. Yeah, so. Wait. Oh, no, not again. Oh, no. Joe, what's wrong with our set, man? We're all in wrong. All right. Yo. So now that the trash talking segment is over. Yeah. I love how Kate keeps trying to de-gangstify this situation. Because Harper's like, let's fight. Kate's like, and then get coffee afterwards. Maybe even get her nails done.
No. Because I really see a potential friendship in the making. Isn't this how they all start? I think they're way beyond friendship. You cannot start with the friendship before. You're right. This is all like the back. This is the back story. Yeah. This is like their villain era. And then once they fight and they realize that they both actually like each other, they'll be friends. I don't think so. I don't know. They're going to create prom right after. Yeah.
Y'all can run Logan Paul and KSI out of business with this stunt. No, but seriously, I actually want to fight her if she doesn't answer me. Let me see if she... No answer. No answer. She hasn't answered you in the last five minutes. No. I'm getting real mad. What if she rocked you, though? Yeah, what would you do if you got knocked out? What if she knocked you out? Well, I know she wouldn't. I know that she would be too scared to punch me. So she's going to box you but not punch you? Mm-hmm. She's going to be like, oh, oh.
I'm just joking. And then I'll be like, bow! And then hit her straight in the stomach. And then she'll be like... Stomach? Why the stomach? Because you lose air and then you can't breathe. So then you fall to the ground. And then when she falls to the ground, I'm going to hit her in the cheeks. What? Yeah, no. Yeah, maybe...
Maybe not when she's on the ground. Maybe not when she's on the ground. Yes. I think it's over then. Oh, yeah. One, two, three. But if she gets on the floor. No, that's WWE. Oh, so what is it? All right. Can we be done with the trash talking? This is my least favorite part. Oh. Okay, Kate. It's not trash talking. Do you want to fight someone, Kate? It's real talk. No, I'm not fighting.
I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that. Trash wants to fight. This is not trash talking. This is real talking. Oh, gosh, dude. Do you understand what you're saying, Harper? Maverick tries to. No. You know what, Harper? I know what you're saying because Maverick has punched me so many times in the solar plexus and has knocked me to the ground. Whenever I fight, he just does it. Yeah. Right there. Right here? Can't breathe. No, you actually can't. The second you get hit in the solar plexus, man.
Life is not funny no more. You're just on the ground. You can't breathe. Yeah, I don't want to experience that. But no air is going in or out. Nothing's happening. You don't realize how easy it is to breathe until you can't. Yeah. And you're like, okay, this is actually really hard. No. I've been hitting the head pretty hard, and I've been hitting the solar plexus pretty hard. Solar plexus is way worse.
It does suck. Hit me in the head all day versus the solar plexus. Or the back, when you hit in the back and it knocks the breath out of you. Oh, yeah. I want to see Kate in a boxing match. That's what I want to see, honestly. I'm not doing that. She would never. I would just sit down. If y'all threw me out, if y'all put me in the boxing ring, I literally would just sit down, crisscross applesauce, and refuse to fight because I'm not doing that. Okay, but what if you were stuck in the ring, though, and the person's swinging on you?
It's a cage. I would cry. It's a cage. You can't. You gotta fight back. I'm not fighting back. I'm not doing that. I'm just gonna cry. You're just gonna die? But you have to fight back or else you're gonna just get rocked. It's fight or flight. What one do you choose? No, there's no flight. No, there's no flight. It's just fight. No, you can fly out of the ring. I choose no fight. Oh. That's definitely what you might choose. That's an option in fight. Yes, it is. It is because... Cash got into a boxing fight. Oh. Boxing match. I don't remember what YouTubers it was, but it was like YouTubers and TikTokers all boxing. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
I got my butt handed to me. Huh?
Really? How does that happen? Yeah, kind of. Yeah. I don't know. I was like... How old was I? I was like 16. I was like 16. And they were all having like a boxing thing. And I was like, I'll do it. And then guess what happened? It's like all these like influencers and stuff. I'm like 16. I'm like, I guess I'll box. And I'm like Mav. And I look at Mav and Michael. I'm like, you guys want to do it with me? They're like, no. Absolutely not. And I was like, all right. Well, I guess I'm the only one boxing. Yeah. So I get in there. And there's no weight classes either. It's just...
You fight whoever. Whoever you get paired up with. Whoever you get paired up with, you bust. And I was like, okay. And then you know who they almost paired me up with? Who? What's his name? Oh. His son? Yeah. What's the guy's name? The spider guy. The UFC spider guy. What's his name? Bro. Oh my God. Conor McGregor? No. No.
Anderson Silva. Anderson Silva. They almost paired me up with his son. Yeah. His son showed up and was like, I want to box. And I didn't know who the guy was. I'm pretty sure it was Anderson Silva's son. I'm pretty sure it was Anderson Silva's son or somebody else's, some other UFC fighter's son, who obviously has fought for his whole life. And then 16-year-old me was like, I guess I'll go. They were going to put me in the ring with him and not tell me that it was a UFC fighter's son.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure Taylor Holder was the one that stopped. He was like, no. That's not right. That's not right. If I could, I would like fight a guy. Let's go. No, that's like three years younger than me. So a child. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know if we would win, honestly. Between her and like a boy three years younger than her?
That's me. Dude, 11-year-old boys can either be like this tall or they're like this tall. Oh, I'm losing. 11-year-old boys, are they like two feet tall or like six feet tall somehow? Like there's no in-between. That's super off topic, but I saw this girl on TikTok. She was in middle school, and she was like, why are middle school boys so mean? And it's always the short ones. The short ones are always mean. She said, the guys that are taller than you, they're super sweet, but if they're short, they're mean, which is true. I can't contest. You said you were hanging out with him tonight. Yeah, I am hanging out with him.
him tonight and i'm gonna have a sit down because i'm hanging out with all my other friends and you say you're gonna have a sit down with him i'm gonna have a sit down talk with him about how he cannot be mean or a midget what yeah that normally works out that normally works out pretty well is that is okay are we should we i've had i've had some conversations like that um with maverick before he never took him very well oh what huh huh
Wait, who said that? Huh? What do you mean? I'm confused. Anyways, what are you talking about? About how he can't talk to three other girls? Yeah. And about how he's just like... Oh, also, I took him to school the other day. Oh, that was sweet. What do you mean you took him to school? Did your mom drive? Yeah, my mom drove. What do you think of him, Bronwyn? No.
Wait, what did you say, Mom? She said he's nice. She said he's nice. He's always been nice to me. He's like a nice, good kid. He's always been nice to me. I mean, he lied to me about his boat. Yeah. Yeah. No, but Mom, do you like him or the other guy that was in the car better? Yeah, I don't know. You can't ask your mom. I don't think your mom really cares for one 13-year-old or the other. It's a 15-year-old. Okay. Actually, he's...
So what are you going to talk to him about, though? Just have us sit down and chat about how he cannot be mean. Let me know how that goes. No, no! No, but yeah. I really have the adrenaline to box somebody. Maybe him. Yeah. You think you could take him in a fight? No.
We've already done a boxy match. Oh. It didn't end too well, I can tell you that. I literally lost the air. I lost my air. Oh, you told me about that. Yeah, and I was like, ooh! But yeah. And yeah, he may be tiny, but he's pretty mighty. Yeah. Tiny and mighty. I'm sorry, Harrison.
She called him mighty. She called him tiny, too, though. She called him tiny. Thanks for pointing that out, man. He's trying to, like, brush over it. You know what I heard about? What? Joe was telling me a story about how he found... Actually, Joe, would you like to tell the story about when you were in school and the three girls held you down? Oh, no. Oh, my God. No. I don't know if Joe wants to talk about it. I don't know. I don't know. Should we talk about it?
That's not bad. Y'all literally act like this. It feels bad to me. Yeah, it's like, as a male, I don't like that. It sounds bad. I feel like I should have known at this age. That's why the story's funny. Yeah. His homie was like old. I was in 11th grade. No way. 11th grade, Joe? No way. Okay, so I was in 11th grade. Yikes. And I was in art class. Bro, I was like 17. The name was, the guy's, the man, his name was Mr.
And he allowed this to happen. So the girls, they would talk about girl things every day. Like what? Some stuff I can't say, but then some stuff that's just like, you know, feminine products and times of the month. And I didn't know what they meant by times of the month. So they held me down on the table. They told me what a period was. Oh, nice.
That's a terrible way to find out as a full grown man. I was 18, by the way. Yeah, because I graduated in 2019. So he was physically and legally a full grown man. That's wild. That's unfortunate. That's wild. That's sad. Wow. Wow. Real sad. You know how parents have the birds and bees talk with you and then you figure it out? I don't think I ever figured it out. I don't know when I figured it out about periods. I don't ever remember figuring that out.
I did. And I'm glad I don't have a day like Joe. Yeah, I don't have that memory at all. Like, I'm making fun of him for being 17, but I don't remember. I don't remember when you figure that kind of thing out. It's one of those things you're just kind of like bored with the knowledge. And that middle school people tell you. No, you're not bored with the knowledge. I'm still learning today some things. I hear some things and I'm like. Really?
What's the class you're supposed to learn this stuff in? Bio. No. It's like a health class. Yes, a health class. Yes, health ed. Ah, I was homeschooled, so I didn't have that class. They tried to teach it to us there, but we would just look at the pictures and laugh. Yeah, no, but that's not true. They don't take it seriously. That's what we do. They separated us in like fourth and fifth grade. They would separate the boys and the girls for a day and take all the girls to this classroom and take all the boys to this classroom and then do it there. Are y'all flexible? No.
I'm pretty flexible. Too flexible for my own well-being. Have you guys seen that video? No. Have you all seen Desmond Benjamin? Yes, that's him. Wait, no, no, no, that's not him. Desmond Benjamin? He's the one in Target. He's like, Desmond Benjamin. He's so funny. I don't know who the heck y'all are talking about. You do know. He was the one in Target that like, He's a little African American kid. He's so cute. One of the magnets. He wanted the magnets. I'm a rainbow magnet.
- I don't know who you guys are talking about right now. - There's a guy on TikTok.
on TikTok he said, "Don't speak in this mic and I'll buy you anything you want." And then he's like, "What's your name?" - Desmond Benjamin. - Oh, sorry. Don't talk in the mic. - Sorry. - Oh no, you're good. And then, yeah. - I'm trying to find it. It's a funny video. He's so cute. - Wasn't that Yelloinkid discovered in Target? - No, Walmart. - Oh, Walmart. - Desmond Benjamin. - Desmond Benjamin. - Look, this kid. - What's your name? - Desmond Benjamin. - All right, so you're not supposed to talk in the mic, so I'll give you one more try. Don't talk in this mic or buy whatever you want. What's your name? How old are you?
Alright, you win. What do you want? What do you want? Alright, let's go get it. These ones right here? Text that to Joe so he can put it on the screen. Too flexible for my own well-being guy. That guy's funnier, man. He's actually so funny. Really? His name is Elijah Peterson. There's kids at his school. He was at some school and they were interviewing him. Yeah, let me find it. This guy is...
Funny. Pretty flexible. He is. Yeah, definitely too flexible for his own well-being. Not going to lie.
Like, you guys are not ready for what's about to happen. I'm scared. And keep in mind, this is a big man. And I don't even think Harper could do this. No, well, we should take it to the test. There's no way she can do the second part. Oh, now we're going to have to see. Yeah, now I want to see. I think she could. How does it say you can find the video, Kate? Can y'all do a backbend? 27 million views. Are you able to do a backbend? A backbend? No, that's kind of what he does. Here, let me see it. Wait, no, no, I got it. Oh. Ready? Ready?
She can do this. She's Harper though.
Wait, do it again, do it again, do it again. Do it again? Do it towards the camera. Yeah, do it towards the camera. Oh my gosh! Matt, if you do that, there's no way you can do that. I'm gonna fall. Try it, try it. It's actually kind of fun. Sorry, sorry. Just go backwards. Full commit. Fully commit, Maverick. Did y'all see his forehead when he came up? The amount of pops that just came through his back. Oh my god. He was so high. It was like, bo-bop.
Wait, everybody do it. Everybody do it. Wait, Cass, you try. That was like a movie, bro. I know you guys can't hear it because it's not loud enough, but when he went backwards, his spine went... And he didn't even go back that far. I know. I feel like I went back pretty far. Oh, okay. I'm going to do it, but you guys catch me. You will look so stupid. Catch me if I fall, Mav. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I will. What? Catch me. Oh, okay. Clean my lens. Catch me. Okay. Okay.
You're not gonna fall, you're fine. - I'm gonna fall right on my face. - I didn't fall. Just commit. Do you just really, listen, listen. I'll be real. Once your head is hanging backwards, it wasn't as hard. - I can't. I don't go backwards. - Listen, listen. If you keep your head up, it's hard. But if you let your head go all the way backwards, you'll be fine. - Mom. - Show phone, show phone. - All right. - You're fine. - Okay, support me. I got you. - Wait, wait, wait, wait. - Wait, wait. - Wait. - You gotta just commit. - No. Practice, practice, bro.
No, your head go all the way back. Quick! Your head's gotta go back further. I got it! No, further! I got you! Why would you do that? Oh my gosh! Don't, don't push me! Alright, ready, ready? Support me. You gotta, you gotta send it. Get your hands off there. Oh no! Ow! You have to walk backwards! Bro, I just did it! No, you, you didn't walk backwards, did you? Wait, let me try. Wait, actually... Full send. I can't. I...
Okay, I can do that, but I cannot walk backwards. There's no shot of walking backwards. No one asked you to do it, Kate. No, I... No, no, you got it, Kate. You got it. No, no, go, go. You got it. He's so mean. What? Yeah, I just... Kate, do it. Yeah, it's pretty rude, Mav. All right, go. No, go again, go again, go again. That's why I was afraid of her doing it. Did you hear that? Meow. Meow. Meow. Bro. All right, go, go. You got it, Kate. Come on. You're going to push me. I'm not going to push you. You're going to fall without him.
Just try it one more time. I won't push you. That hurt my wrist. I'm not doing that. Wait, I have a flexible challenge. I can show y'all. Well, what is it first? Well, I'll show you. Guys, this chair is so squeaky. I got a flexible challenge. Can you guys do this? Yes, I can. I can do it on both arms. You can't do it. I can do it on both arms. I used to be able to do it. Okay, hold on. Maybe it's the other way. Oh, that was really bad. That was really bad.
Hey, hey, wanna watch me? That's really good, Cash. I can't do it anymore. That's really good, Cash. Wait, let me see if she's doing it. She's doing it great. I can do it too. How? It's because you got freakishly long arms. I used to be able to do it. Thanks, Kate. Oh, that's not impressive. Wait, do the arm thing. You don't need to flex on me. You do the arm thing. Oh, she just did. Never mind. Okay, I'm the only one. Well, do it just to make sure I'm not the only one. What?
Okay, yeah, okay wait okay cash your arm is too big. Oh you need some help Do you want me to keep it up there or? Yeah, that one you're not even close that's actually really bad. Oh, that's kind of sad. Oh
That's a hard one. No, but yeah, did y'all see my backbend thing? It was really good. It was so cool. Matt, are you able to stop on a handstand in the middle of a backflip? What? You mean back handspring? Back handspring? So a back handspring and stop? Yeah. So you want me to jump backwards into a handstand? Yeah. Yeah. Can you, Joe? Yeah, but I want to see him do it. No, I can't do that. There's no shot you can do it, Joe. Someone has to hold the camera. I will. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it.
Something's getting knocked over Watch out guys welcome back to another YouTube video! Tell me! Wait Matt, Matt, Matt! Block him in case he goes over. Protect the other stuff. Not him. 4, 2, 1, GO!
He did it. Good. That was good. He did it. That was crazy. You go. You go. You can't. You couldn't have. I don't think I can. If you do it, I'll do it. Or I'll try. I can't. You could, though. But I can't, though. Yes, you could. I can't. You can do a backflip. You can do half backflip. Bro, literally just go...
Literally just do it. All you do is act like you're trying to jump on your head. That's how I learned. That's how I did it. You can't do that. Okay, wait. You got it. I'll do it. Wait, okay. Let me just warm up. You can do a back handspring, right? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, if you can do a back handspring, you definitely can do it. That's like the same thing. I've always struggled with back handspring. When Matt blocked her in case. If you go over, he'll stop you. Matt, get ready to stop her. Ready? I'm not actually going to. I don't think.
Three, oh. - Oh, that was just a back handspring. - Yeah, I know, I know, but that was a warmup. - Oh, okay, okay, okay. - And now, was I gonna run into it? - No, you did good. - Yeah, don't wait, don't hurt yourself. Are you gonna hurt yourself? - Remember, you gotta hang out with Harrison later. - All right, here we go. Oh, get your, oh, come on! - I shook the wall. - She always finds a way to make it all fall.
Oh no, it all went wrong. Hey, since I at least tried, you have to do it now. Harper, I can't. I can't see how stopping like the momentum of your body would be so hard. No, the stopping's fine. It's the landing on my hands. I've just never been good at doing it backwards. Boom, boom. Okay. Boom. All right. No. You're 12. Yeah. So,
Well, you should just give it to Harper to hold for the rest of the episode. Yeah. Can it be her talking glow stick? Yeah. Hi. Oh. Hi. My friend made me self-conscious because I was sitting in the couch like playing with my toes like this as one does. Oh, were you looking at me doing it? No. Yeah. Oh, sorry. Go ahead. Continue. And she was like, oh, I'm glad I'm not the only one who plays with my toes like that. I was like.
I didn't even know I did that. But anyways. Anyways, tell us the story that we told you not to say in the other episode because you were saving it for this episode. Oh, no, but you have to do the back tuck thing. I really, Harper, like, I really don't think I can. I really think you can. Just warm up. No, warm up a back tuck and make it a little short. No, but my back, like, I don't, I'm not a gymnast. He doesn't move like that. I just do flips. Like, I'm not a gymnast. That's a flip. No, but, like, I do, I don't have that technique. Like, I'm not.
That's my first party trick. Joe isn't either. No, Joe did gymnast stuff. Joe was a gymnast. Oh. Did you wear a leotard? What did you call me? Did you wear a leotard? A leotard? Yeah, did you wear that? The thing that gymnast guys wear? Those tight things? Oh, no. They were slip pants. He definitely did. They were slip pants. He got so offended. When you just look at Joe, he's definitely a leotard. That's gross to think about. Bro, no, just at least try it.
I- I- Come here man, try it for all day! I- I can't- If someone wants to spot me, I'll try it. I got you. Oh, Harper's got you. No, I actually know how to spot. That's what I'm saying. Oh, you know how to spot. You got this. Yeah. You have fuzz on your hand. You're a Spider-Man. I don't know if you- I feel like Spider-Man! Yo! Check me out! Check me out! No! I'm bouncing like a yo-yo! Nobody on camera can see that. I can see it. Yes, sir! Alright. So just jump backwards.
Yeah. Land on my head. Yeah, you're trying to land on top of your head. Mav, don't hurt yourself. He's definitely going to hurt himself. No, that's not a spot back there. No, no, no, no. Like, you have to stand right here. Yeah, right here. Like, five, six, seven, nine, one, three, and five. No, you have to be right here. Okay, I got you. I got you. I don't think I can do this. Don't stop him in the air, though. Wait, Mav. Mav, could you do it? I can't. I can't do it.
backbend and then push up into a handstand? Yeah, I could do that. Always letting me down. Sorry. Always letting me down. At least do like a back walkover into a handstand. Let's just change topics. Does anyone have any horrible first dates? No. Yo, what? What, bro? Look at you. Look at you. You went... I got nervous. I got nervous. I can't do the flip. Wait a minute.
He always adjusts his mic, bro. For no reason, he just goes... Cash, you have such an advantage on this podcast. If anyone's trying to say something, your voice is just so loud that if you decide you don't want to listen to it, you can talk over them. Over everybody. What the heck is that supposed to mean? I can confirm, as the editor of the vocals, his is naturally always louder. And it sounds like it, too. When you talk on the mic, sometimes I'm like, can you not? When I listen to the podcast, it's like...
Yo guys, so can we? And I'm like, yeah, look guys, it's all set to the same right here. Now talk, you. Everyone talk at the same time. No, yeah. Yo, what's up guys? So we're going to be talking on the thing. And now he feels like a cheerleader. You're like a cheerleader. Like your voice is so loud. Like it just carries. You can cut anyone off. He's getting insecure.
Oh. He's only 20 years old. I'm only 20 years old. Oh, no. Seriously, anybody got any horrible first dates? Oh, yeah, man. I'll go right into a handstand. First of all, tell us your thing. I have a horrible first date. Oh, is that you were asking the question to answer your own question? Yeah. That was one of the worst. He was trying to, like, transition. Yo, all right, just tell us your... I got you, I got you, man.
Hey, have you ever started with something else? Harvard, do you have a weird first date? No, no, I don't. I do, I do. Pick me, pick me. I'm actually going to start with something else. Okay, okay. So the other night, I went out to Red River, and I'm dancing. And I'm hanging out where some of the dancers hang out, and this girl is there. And I'm like, okay. How do you spell Russell? W-R-E-S-T-L-E. Russell. Russell.
Continue, Maverick. Thanks for interrupting the story for that. I appreciate it. Sorry. So, wait, that was Russell. Russell. W. Hold on, you're making me look dumb. You're making me look dumb. W-R. W-R-E-S-T-L-E. Yeah. Okay, Maverick, I'm sincerely so sorry for interrupting. No, you're not. No. Guys, I'm working on it. But nobody cares when I work on myself. I know. For real. For real.
That needed to be said. She said, I need my wrestle! See, she interrupted me. I waited for you to finish. She was mocking you. I waited again. That's what you do. I waited again. Even though I'm in the middle of my sins. People have informed me that I keep interrupting people and I'm working on it. You know what people also inform you of? Great job. People also say that you're their least favorite now. No one says that. Wait. He's the least favorite. Of what? Everyone. Everyone.
They say it. The internet says that? Yeah, they say it. That's what they said. That's what it's been saying. It's getting a little sad. Thanks, guys. Yeah. Who's the most favorite? Kate. Why do you look so sad? Huh? It's not you, Harper. You're their most favorite. No, it's Kate now. It's me! Everyone feels so bad for Kate. She's getting pity fans. Guys, I can show y'all. I'm getting pity fans? Is that what you called them? Yeah. Oh, she...
She didn't backflip like you did though. Yeah, but she... I still am really good. That was really good. She still is really good. Wait, I think someone is acting like Kate. Oh. Huh? Oh, for real? Can't tell. I'm just trying to be myself. Oh, nice. He's trying to show us true colors. I'm leaving. That was terrible. All right, Mads. No. Guys. Guys.
We have to cut that, Joe. That cannot be put in the episode. That is so... Do you like that face? I thought it was amazing. No. Do it again. It really bothered you. Do it again. Guys. Guys.
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She was a dancer. I've never seen her before. She was hanging out with the other dancers. I was like, oh, she's kind of cute. I was like, hey, you want to dance? I'm going to pee my pants. What's so funny? I don't understand. You wouldn't understand, but it's okay. You wouldn't understand.
Now the case on here, I can do all the faces I want. I love this podcast, man. It's so funny. I see why we're number 17. What? Oh, man. We went down. No. We go up and down. No, we go up and down through our phases. Sorry, what? We're number 17.
We stay between like 20 and 10 usually. Yeah. On the charts. We're number 17. I thought we were number 5. Go follow us on Spotify so we can chart higher. Wait, I thought we were number 10. All right. Oh, man. Do we wait for her? Yeah, we're just stalling. She's coming back. Okay. Hey, Kate! You're back!
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All right, so cute girl. Yeah, cute girl. And she's just staring at me. That's a first. Way too long. That's definitely a first. Yeah, she stared at me for like, it felt like two minutes. She's just like, and I'm like, hello? Like, are you going to respond to the questions I'm asking? And then she goes,
What's your name? Oh, oh like mmm like intense. Yeah, I was like My name is maverick. Mm-hmm and she goes here. My name is Lonnie. My name is Lonnie Lonnie And I was are you sure that's what I was like, that's right. Hey Lonnie I supposed to know what is that supposed to mean something to me? I'm like have I met you before she goes we went out on a date. Oh, yeah, I
I was like, what? When did you go out on a date with Lonnie? What do you mean we went out on a date? I was like, what? Lonnie was just confused. It all starts coming back to me. It all starts coming back. And I'm like, oh, no. Oh, hey, Lonnie. Oh, no. This girl, me and her went out on a date. And we went to a movie. And the date was going so bad.
That we left the movie halfway through. And I took her home. What? And you would think, how can a movie date go so bad? It's a movie. You just sit down and watch the movie. Yeah, I'm kind of confused by that part. Same. It was just not good. The movie wasn't good? No, the movie was great. I had to go back and finish the movie. Then what happened? Yeah, what happened? It was just like, she was trying to talk to me during the movie. I was kind of talking back, engaging in conversation, but the conversations were not going well.
and well what was it she's trying to talk in a movie yeah yeah we're like oh wait hold on and it was just like it was not good and so then i end up taking her home i'm like yeah i was like i was like do you want to go home she's like yeah yeah i'd like to go home now please okay cool cool how long ago was that oh this was like two years ago
I remember this. I remember this. It was in between the two girlfriends. Yeah. Oh. Yeah. And I was like, this is weird. Like, what are the odds? I asked a random girl to dance in Dallas, Texas, and I happened to have went on a date with her. I have not gone on many dates, guys. That's crazy. Oh, you asked to dance with her?
I asked her to dance. Did you dance with her after? Yeah, I danced with her. Was it going good halfway through or did y'all end it halfway through? It was going fine. She was kind of acting like I didn't know what I was doing and I was like, listen sweetheart. I was like, I have a bucko. Well, just to be fair, you didn't know what you were doing on a date.
Huh? Who takes a girl to a first date at a movie when you can't talk? That's what I'm saying. Movies are terrible first dates. I don't know. The fact that a movie can be a first date, that should be a sin, man. Sorry. And then he gets mad that his date's trying to talk to him during the date. I haven't had a first date. It was more just like, let's go hang out. It wasn't even necessarily a date, but it was kind of a date. That's not a thing, bro. Huh? You don't say, let's go hang out to a girl.
Never hung out after that. Yeah, that's... No, no, no. I'm saying before that, though. Had you ever hung out? Uh, nope. Oh. Yeah, that's weird. Did y'all, like, talk on text? Nope. Or snap? Where'd you meet? Where'd we meet? Yeah, then how did y'all... She lived in Hebron. Hebron. So y'all never texted? Where we lived. But y'all just met somewhere? I think she messaged me on Instagram. She lived there? Yeah. She messaged me on Instagram. Wait, so... Okay, so this girl also lived at our apartment complex. Yeah. It was a large apartment complex, though. It was. It was. Oh!
More people than my whole town I'm from. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I hated that place. The people there were so rude. Wait, I had another first date story that was weird. Well, one time a person, one of my mom's best friends, a wall got blown up on her. A wall? Yeah, a wall got blown up on her. What do you mean a wall? What does that mean? Like... Oh, a gas explosion? Yeah, a gas explosion happened and then a wall smashed her. It was crazy. Like, that's why you don't want to keep gas running in the house.
Yeah. Yeah, I learned about that a couple weeks ago. Oh really? Me personally, I was mad. Why the, why the heck do we have gas stoves that can kill us? Well, I mean, it's probably not going to. If I leave the gas thing on, we all die.
It's a possibility. Why is that a thing? Why don't we just use electric? It would take so long for the house to contaminate this whole house to kill us all. How long? How long is long? 24 hours. Well, our door leaks pretty bad, so a lot of it would probably get out. Jeffrey Dahmer, that's how his mom died. Was she...
She accidentally left it on? No, she did it on purpose. Oh. To kill herself? The electric stoves. There we go. Yeah. All electric. What was my other first date? Ayo, Elon Musk, hit us up. Get us an electric stove. I matched with this girl at Bumble. This was like two years ago as well. Yep. And I was like... Oh, like mash like the game swirls? Yes. Something like that. And...
I was like, okay, cool. Like, let's go out to eat. Or let's go to ice cream. We just went and got ice cream. That's what we did. And since we played mash, let's go get some mashed potatoes. I picked her up. This was not the same girl as the photos. I had been catfished. You got catfished? I got catfished. Oh, I've always wanted that to happen to me. I mean, I'm married now, so it's never going to happen. But I got catfished hardcore, hardcore. Dude, lucky you, man. No, no, not lucky me. But I was like, all right. She gets in the car and you say, actually.
No, no. That was the first thing that came to my mind. I didn't do that. I did not do that. So I was like, all right. Yeah, we can go get ice cream, I guess, still. Who are you? So we go and get ice cream. And then I, like, quickly, like, we go to the drive-thru for ice cream. Like, we don't go in. Like, we're going to the drive-thru. But, yeah, let's go, and I'll drop you off. Yeah. So then I'm like, all right. We get the ice cream. Heading home. I'm, like, trying to drop her off, and she won't get out of the car. She's sitting in the car for, like, 20, 30 minutes. Is she waiting to kiss you or something? She keeps trying to talk. And I'm like,
What am I gonna do? I start to freak out. It's been like 20 minutes. I can't like her personality was bugging me. Everything was going wrong I was like, I got to get out of this car. So I did the only thing I could do I texted her. Farted? Huh?
No. I texted my friend and I said, I need you to call me and tell me that you need something urgent. I don't care what it is. And so Ricky calls me and he's like, hey, I need you to come help me. I'll bring it, man. I'll bring it right now. He was like, I need you to come help me move a pool table. I was like, a pool table? Yeah. He's like, and a couch. And a couch. A pool table and a couch. I'm like, what? Oh, sorry. I got to go. My friend needs help. He's like,
Did she get out? Yeah, she got out. Oh, that's good. That's bad, man. If you would have asked me, I totally would have hit you with the pregnant thing. I'm like, man, the baby's coming right now. I'm pregnant, man. I'm really big and I'm really pregnant. Ha ha.
That'd be so funny. Yeah. So since, and then, yeah, I stopped. I haven't really been on many. I think I've been on one first date since then. How'd she catfish you? That's what I'm wondering. Yeah. Same person or. Was it like the same person at all? Like how'd she catfish you? Oh, it was her. Was it a dude? Like what happened here? It was her photos, but they were like old photos. Oh yeah. I've seen those before. Yeah. Did she get like bigger? What? Things changed, man. Like what happened? She was not the same person. Really? Well, like, you know, like if you took a picture, like me when I'm 16 versus now.
I mean, I had a glow up personally, but you know, it's something like that. Wait, what if you got reverse catfish like that? What if it was a reverse catfish and they used old pictures of them? I've had people tell me that about me. And then you show up and they're like jacked now and you're like, oh, okay. You're like, dang, I thought I was getting someone ugly.
I want a return. I did not know you were going to be out of my league. Sorry. Did y'all just hear the compliment Maverick tried to give himself? What? He said, I've had people tell that to me before. You did not reverse catfish people? Oh, you did not just say that. Oh, yeah. Okay. Why would you say that? Sometimes I'm like, that's my brother. And then sometimes I'm like, that's my brother. You wore a dress last episode. Hey, I was Mrs. Claus. You wore a jumper last episode. There's a difference between
Oh, yeah, this episode's probably gone out before. We shot a Christmas episode, and I had to be Mrs. Claus. Thanks to Kate. That's the outfit she got me. And apparently Mrs. Claus wears a short dress. So... Stay tuned. It was knee-length.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Knee length is a pretty short. Cash is like 6'3". Not knee length. It was like mid-thigh length. Yeah. And we're still longer than his shorts. Like Hoko dress. Yeah. We're posting a picture on the Patreon. If you guys haven't already, go check out our Patreon. Patreon. Link in the description. It's pretty cool. We have a private club for all of us in there. Let's go. We have like a group chat. What else do we do? We have percentage off merch. We have a bunch of cool things in there. If you guys want to come join. We have another YouTube channel. Oh.
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Yeah. Yeah, something like that. We also have to do the reads, please. Yeah, just let me do our own plugs, Kate. I'm trying to help. We have another YouTube channel called the LOL Club where we play lots of games and we do competitions and most of the time I don't cheat but everyone likes to accuse me of cheating. I would never cheat. Go watch the LOL Club to see what we're talking about. I still don't get it. I haven't seen the video. That's an ongoing joke on the club channel. Should we act like the main character for a minute? Like, hey, I never cheat.
What? You should go check it out. I don't know. Go check out the LL Club channel. Link in the description. We'll see you guys next time. Peace.