Cash Ruined My Wedding!
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In the best man speech, I kissed Kinsey's grandma. And man, when I brought up the joke about my mom and dad, man, that part might have ruined the wedding. That actually might have ruined the wedding. Wait, did I ruin the wedding? Yo, what's up guys? Welcome back to another episode. Absolutely nobody is ready for this episode. Kinsey is editing a TikTok. Kate is eating...

A freaking sandwich that she just lost her nail in. How's your sandwich? I wish I could knit right now. It's okay. But I literally, guys, my fingernail fell off somewhere. And I don't know where it is. And it's in my sandwich. Why are you still eating it? That's just like horrid. And I also, since I'm on the diet, I can't eat a bun. So I'm literally just holding a chicken breast, lettuce, and a sandwich.

And bacon. In my hand. Well, darling, you're just nailing it. She said breast. That's what I was going to say. I said breast. You said I'm just holding a chicken breast. In my hand. It's kind of crazy. Chicken boob? Chicken boobie? Do chickens have those? I'm confused. Yeah, because apparently they have lots of breasts.

But I ain't never seen a chicken breast. They had two breasts because one time I had a whole chicken breast, but that means I had two chickens. What the heck is the breast on a chicken, man? Like, I ain't never seen a chicken walking around with, like, boobies. I think it's, like, their, like, shoulders to their, like, Achilles. Okay, I'm not even joking.

I'm not joking. Being so serious off camera, I do not know where my nail is in this sandwich. Why do we say that? Off camera. We're still on camera. We're so overdramatic sometimes, but in real life...

And like all realness, my nail is somewhere and I don't know where it is. No, but this is also real life. Real life. And we're living in the fruit future. We're living in the future right now. We could have like waited like five minutes to start. Do you ever, when you watch the podcast back, you're like, ew, why did I say that? Yes. Why did I make that face? Yeah, you two probably think about that a lot. I figured you did that a lot. Yeah. What? Yeah. So I figured you would do that a lot because you do this. I'm just a baby. I'm a man.

No. I self-reflect sometimes, but not like that, okay? I don't think I've ever watched the podcast back and been like, man, I should not have said or done that. Really? A couple episodes ago. Actually, it may not be a couple episodes ago, but this episode went out the other day, and we had to cut like 15 minutes of it because you kept doing things that were inappropriate. I never saw it.

I never saw it, so therefore I've never watched myself and been like, I've never seen a clip on TikTok and been like, oh, why did I do that? I know I'm going to be regretting this. Like, I'm literally absolutely demolishing a Chick-fil-A chicken breast and bacon and lettuce. But you're eating it demurely. Katie's demolishing the bread. No, I'm not. It is very demure. Well, not the part where you lost your nail, but everything else. Oh, no. Right next to the ranch. Oh.

That's kind of disgusting. I'm kind of freaked out by that. It's $15 if you eat it. Her nail? It's got chicken juice on it, so it tastes good. $15. Just put it in your mouth. Josh, eat the nail. He's thinking about it.

You want some ranch on it? No, if you put ranch on it, I'm not gonna eat it. Okay. I'm gagging looking at it. It's stuck to her finger. Oh! There's like old nail like plaque that was in between her fingernails and her nail on here. Would you rather eat this? Look at that. She really gave you a lot to chew on there. There's something like earwax stuff in there. Would you rather eat this? Look in between my nails. Would you rather eat this? It's black. Harper's nails are black. Harper, like she dug through some dog poop or something on that thing. It's paint, guys. Her pooping scooping business is still active.

Sorry, I was watching. Oh, no, I don't. I actually quit. You closed down a business? I had to. COVID. We got all the small businesses around here. It really hurt our business. Josh, okay, I'm ready to start the episode now. Oh, thanks. Oh, well, since we're starting the episode, I think it's only appropriate that we take this thingy out here. Oh. We've got so many crumbs. Yeah. Get that thing out of here. Dude, I got crumbs all over Kinsey's seat. I'm sorry. I was just trying to respect your chicken sandwich. Give me some time.

We should throw it over the stairway. What are we singing? Oh. Ding.

Excuse me. In with the news. We have a new TV, everybody. Yeah. That's right. Did you just hit it? No, I would never hit it. That one is much skinnier than that one. Well, that's because this TV is like literally from like 2005. Permission. Wait, TV. I have permission. Nothing. Kate, did you ever? I'm serious, by the way. Anytime you feel that come upon you, you do it. I will take my permission. Act on destroying our set? No. Guys, this is big news. We have new TV. Cash, you're going to

- You're gonna break it. - He duct taped the back, so be careful with it. - I bolted it on here. - Yeah. - No, Cash could not figure out the hardware, so he duct taped it. - Hey, but you did a good job. - Yes, I did duct tape this right here, but the rest is bolted. - Looks great. - Like look.

I'm real worried it is though. You realize we just spent like $200 for a TV and you're about to break it and we're going to have to spend it. Did you not just see the boat? We were about to spend another $200. Look at the boat. Oh, it looks great. Can you put it down now? Kate, did you ever have one of those box TVs? Absolutely. Are you kidding me? Oh, good. Have you ever seen one? No. Have you ever seen a box TV? Do you guys remember those giant box projector TVs? They had a projector inside them.

No, no, I'm talking the ones that are like this thick yeah, they're like this tall no like Five six feet. Why really kind of showing you? Bro you so help You gotta sort of work

He's horny! Are you okay? Yeah, what- did he mean to do that? No. Hold on guys! There you go. Maverick didn't tape that very good! Me! You just took credit for it so it's you now. I took credit for it bro! No, break our TV! We just got- I'm scared, he's like gonna shove it on me. No, it's good!

Are you sure? I don't want to break. You ever karate kick the TV? Yeah, I can karate kick the TV. Well, there's two TVs here. Go for it. One's brand new and one's already broken. So if you're gonna karate kick one, pick the right one. Is it on? Yes. It is? Yeah. It is. The red light didn't come on. The bottom came on. It's not on anymore though. We just don't have the remote.

Why are we letting the most unhandy man here do this? Yeah, give it to one of the girls. Stop! Harper, move! You're about to crush Harper with a flat screen. Is it actually on? It's on! Yes, it is! It was on the first time. Hey, sometimes if you... It's not on! Cash, you have to talk to it very, like, soft and soothing if you want to turn it on. Yeah, rub it just like that, it'll turn on. Am I turning it on? You're turning it on, I think. Oh my gosh. That TV is definitely

on. It's turned off, Ashley. Robin will turn on. Where's the remote? I can't believe he's bigger than the old one. Yes, because we had a bigger budget when we bought it. Yeah, what? We got an oversized TV and it's gonna fall someday and y'all gonna blame me. It ain't oversized. No, that TV will... What are you talking... Guys, she's so smart. She's so strong. She's so... Bro, Cash does not deserve you. Wow. Like, he won the world. Dude, yeah. Cash is...

Harper. There we go. I just got it fixed. I don't understand why Cash felt the need to put the TV like halfway on the TV stand and walk away. Go. Well, it's not the Apple TV, so you can't pop the logo up. I'm scared he's going to drop it on me or something. We could react to our YouTube videos. We could watch LOL podcast.

Spotify and vote us. Oh, yeah. We haven't said that in a while, actually. You guys out there, we're trying to become the number one podcast on Spotify. And it's never happened. Yeah, we've only gotten to number three. Never happened. If you guys could go... But we've been close. We've been...

Yeah, if you guys could just go follow us on Spotify and maybe give us five stars in there, that'd be huge. Also, maybe go take your mom's phone and follow us. Yes. Go take your cousin's phone and follow us. Not just follow us, but put all those phones on play and just leave them on loop all night. Maybe even make new emails to follow us. And hide the phone so that it never stops and no one ever finds their phone again and it's just constantly playing on Spotify. If your data plan is about to run out,

I don't care. Hey! Our new club video looks like it's doing decent. Hey! And I thought this one was gonna flop. It's doing pretty good. You guys should go watch our new club video. You like that thumbnail? Creative. Yeah, but... Testing internet products that shouldn't exist. When Maverick cried. Big and in your face. What? I spelled something wrong?

Oh, no. Testing. Internet products that shouldn't exist. You said the shouldn't exist. Products the shouldn't exist. No, I didn't want to put a the here. No, no, no. He's an idiot. Okay. So testing internet products the shouldn't exist. Oh, man. Oh, man. I got to retitle that. Dude, we couldn't plan this. Cash never messes up a title. And yet, he did it. Now it's a lively episode. We got you. This episode is brought to you by CarMax.

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Testing the internet. Testing the internet products. I was like, no, I didn't want that. He thought we were all so dumb. Guys, I feel like I was not mentally prepared for this episode since they started mid-sandwich. How do you mentally prepare? There's my boo thing. Put my lip stuff back on. Ben Asler? So you mean physically prepared? Hey, Ben's a good man. Good man. Harper, are you in love with Ben? Okay, Harper likes Ben. Let's go to Ben. No, no, no. Yes, let's go to Ben. There he is. Wow.

Everybody comment on Ben's thing to come on the LOL podcast. Ryan, why are you naked? In this...

Oh, Ben's looks so cute. Hey, everybody should tell Ben to come on the podcast, though. Yeah, fun fact. Cam is cute. I can tell you that. Cam is pretty cute. Harper likes everything. Cam should come, too. Fun fact. We've asked him to come on. He didn't come on. We've asked him to come on. He's never came on. We've asked this guy to come on. He's never came on. He said he'd come on. Huh? Just Cass. I meant them. No, I'm just saying they're not here. They all said they would. Most of them.

But, uh, still not here. Maybe go comment and give them a push of encouragement. Let's see who else we've asked to come on our show. Uh, I've asked FaZe Rug. He left me on read. No, he didn't! No, not, or I mean, like, deliver, whatever it is. Oh my, uh, he's on our show.

What about the royalty family? Nope. I think we might have asked Pearson. That would be fun. Mr. Beast, I DM'd him no reply. Let's see, who else? Sam and Kobe, I asked. So pretty much I've asked every YouTuber to come on our show. Oh, what about the Trulia? If you like another YouTuber, come on their stuff. Come on the Other World podcast. It'll be a great episode. Yeah. We just don't know who to invite because everyone ghosts us because our podcast is like kind of an underground podcast. This is like an easy moment. Look.

what why are we like reviewing our own episodes live like guys this is hello we look so self-centered watching our own podcast episodes on our crappy tv i don't think the tv works like wait whenever this one comes out we should watch ourselves watching ourselves watching the podcast yeah watch ourselves watching ourselves wait hold on and it

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Every episode, we watch ourselves, watch ourselves, watch ourselves. And then watch ourselves. That sandwich made me feel kind of nauseous. It's kind of queasy. Look at that. Look at that old dingy set. We got a new TV and a new painting. And a hole in the wall still. After me.

Still got and actually you guys can't see it, but there's three more holes on the other side of this wall. Thank you guys right in that one Oh, I got diet coke What are you guys whispering about? Secrets secrets. The blue couch always whispers and it's so rude honestly. I mean like Guys what what the? What? Sorry. Fine. I'll just whisper.

- Guys, you guys should unfollow all of us. - All right, we can go back to the office. - Wait, I'm whispering. - You guys should unfollow all of us. - Liar! - On social medias. - He's telling them to unfollow us and only follow him. - I'm giving out $100,000. - You are not, you don't have $100,000. - You don't have $100,000. - Cash, you don't have $100,000. - Bro, you got a hundred thousand. You got a hundred thousand dinero, baby. - I'm giving out, I'm giving out. - Cash, you don't have a hundred thousand dollars. - Pesos. - If you had a hundred thousand dollars, we would not still be filming in this room. And our hole in the wall would be fixed.

but you cannot afford to fix the hole in the wall. Therefore, you don't have $100,000. We saved up a six months wages to get a new TV. - Oh, she mad. She big mad. - Don't unfollow us, please. - I'll give out $100,000. - You better not say that. - Y'all whisper, let me whisper. - Wait, I mean- - Hold on, I'm doing a giveaway. - Oh, okay. - I'm doing a giveaway. - A giveaway, you know how you- - Can y'all stop eavesdropping? - Guys, just thumbnail, I'm going to lean to cry, actually cry this, oh my gosh. - Why didn't we do that one? I thought I said, don't do that one.

I'm pretty sure I said don't do that. I A/B tested it and that one's the one that won. Really? Why? I'm sorry, I told him not to but apparently he did better. I also said not to because I was like that didn't look anything like Harper. Hey guys. Harper, you also just when you sent the pictures you didn't give us a lot to work with. You're right. Wait, wait, you guys do that? There's a giveaway. I'm giving out $100,000. If you match us, I'll eat you.

Do it. You can't afford to buy a new TV. I almost hit it out. That was pure anger. That just came over me. Because I let you guys all whisper, and now y'all won't let me get past any more than... Okay, go. Go. Okay, now don't eavesdrop. Play God's Ears. Okay, we're not eavesdropping. No one's listening. We can't even hear you when you whisper. You whisper so quietly. We're just going to actually do the podcast because that's what we're doing. Okay, no, no. Okay, okay. $100,000 worth of V-Bucks that follows me on all platforms, and specifically Spotify. So if you want 100,000 V-Bucks...

I don't know how much of that is in real money, so I'll have to verify if I can do that or not. But go follow me on Spotify. We can all hear you. You don't whisper very whispery.

What were you guys whispering about? Can you tell us? No. We can tell you what we were whispering about. Okay, tell us. Well, you first. You said you could tell us. Well, I asked first. I told you we can't. You can tell us. This is a simple conversation. Harper's shirt's kind of crazy. Hey, Kate. Yeah. I sent you a photo. Oh, are we showing off the shirt now? Yeah, what are you doing? She's wearing a dress. Slaughter gang. Like what? Gang, gang. Listen, sit down.

um okay i sent you a photo i say everyone the photo what the heck is wrong with your arm oh like listen you we've talked about on the podcast before like you're doing your little arm thing but in that photo specifically i'm more freaked out and grossed out than i've ever seen it though your arm is like you want to see it what is it is it kate or kenzie it's me she's like this

We're at the wedding and they're like, take a funny picture. And like, I don't know what she did. I was not even trying to do that. I was literally, you know, it's crazy. As I said, take a funny picture. So I just put my arm up, but it looked kind of crazy. I was like, look at it. I was like, it's like a 90 degree angle. The other one's actually, um, yeah, it's not as good as yours though. I know. Look at this thing. Look at that arm.

that thing oh my gosh it literally is like kind of crooked crunchy it's like crunched oh yeah yeah i don't even know how i couldn't even tell you how i did it because this is the best i can do right now sorry okay nothing is disgusting what the heck is that what is that what's what in your hand what is it is it a block that sticks to anything

What? First of all, what did you say? No, is that a vlog that sticks to anything? I guess so. Do you remember that trend when they took the pencils and they just stuck them to the wall? I know how to do it. No, you don't. Yes, I do. I know.

There's a block right there, so you need yes stick that cherry George to the wall The block stayed stop

That's impressive No, good job with a flat surface Literally, okay. Let's see it. Okay. Well, I mean Like do it to the wall that way you got it. I won't steal your thunder. Oh I see it. Can you go sit in my spot? No get out of the way cash. Yeah You remember you have to keep it three foots distant from her at all times. What? Oh

Alright, this wall might not be smooth enough, but I'll see. Oh, is our wall not good enough for it? Frank, it's not smooth enough. That would never work, even if it was smooth. You haven't seen this trend? You don't just use a regular charger. I need a pencil or something. No, I think, what about this way? You're like...

They're so dumb to think that would actually work. And the fact that they're not trying Maestrat is crazy. The fact that y'all think that is just going to slide and stay on the wall. Look at them. Look at them. I'm going to go get a pencil. This is concerning. I almost had it. This is concerning. I almost had it. My Maricucha lip plumper. Your what?

Oh my gosh. This is insane. This is very concerning that they think it's going to stick. Y'all know we're in real life, right? We're not in Minecraft. No, we're on camera. We're on camera. According to Kate. Frank, dude, if I had a pencil, I'd prove y'all wrong right this second. No, you wouldn't. I can do it. I actually have one pencil in this entire house because we only have pens. Well, that was not a pillow fight. Oh, whoa. She got you. Okay, well,

That's crazy. My maracucha didn't stick and I'm kind of upset because I ruined the packaging doing that. What are you calling that thing? Maracucha? Maracucha. Maracucha. I think it's maracucha. Is that how you say it? Maracucha. Is it ja? Ja. Ja. Ja. Maracucha. Maracucha. I used to say something completely different and I think it's a little inappropriate so I won't say it. Oh, I think I was a little there. They're just trying to stab it in the wall like the other direction which doesn't work. I don't know. No.

I don't think that'll work, but I'm gonna prove to y'all once I find my pencil, because there is one pencil in this house I know of. There is no shot y'all can do- I don't even want to keep talking about it. This is just like, this stupid- Did you find your pencil? Hey! Do it! I brought a few things. Oh my gosh! Okay, first of all, you brought a lot of other items. Like, she practically brought glue. Yeah, why don't you just bring tape? Dang it! The bendy one. The bendy one. Is that just a drink? Wait, use your mic. I brought a Tide to Go stick.

Why are we watching like we expected? Oh, we're so close. Okay, this is gonna work. I brought a battery What are we witnessing? I genuinely know they all skipped gravity class

It works, I swear! Maybe it's only school walls. No, I tell you! I tell you! I tell you! Matt, you wanna try to stick me to it? That might work. Listen, there, it works. Wait, try on this desk. On what desk? This one, on the side.

Oh, that's definitely not gonna work. No, there's a way to make it happen. No, there's not. It's almost too smooth. I think everyone in public school here can agree. Alex? Alex is shaking his head yes because it's a thing in school to do. Does it work, Alex? No, it does not work. Shocker, that didn't stick to the wall either. It's almost

- That doesn't work. - Hey, I got a question. Can we repaint this wall soon? - No. - She's kinda dirty. - It's kind of a waste of time, waste of paint. - I can try something else. - You can? That's okay. Sit down. - Listen, aside from the point, our point has been proven. What are you doing?

Why are you aside from this one? Yeah. It looks like something. Take that out of your pants. Take that out of your pants. Why? It just, I don't like it, I don't think. No. No. Okay, so. Gosh.

That's crazy, that's all I know. Hey! I gotta tell y'all something. Well, I wanna tell somebody something. Okay, tell us. No, you go. We got in an argument before this. Oh, yes! Frick yeah, we wanted to talk about this! What? This is freaking hilarious, man. I think he's not- The tail end was off. The tail end- No, I was talking about the stinky note, Cash. Is that what you're wanting to talk about, Cash?

are you okay so i mean i'll talk about the other thing that's what okay i wasn't gonna talk about this down and i want to talk about it the sticky note the love letter yeah okay that is the opposite of what i was gonna talk about but i guess we can talk about that first so about a year and a half ago cash i mean if we're gonna glaze me we can talk about this all day cash was oh so sweet and i woke up he had gone somewhere early that morning i feel like i'm gonna throw up

Really? Yeah. From reading the letter? It's that bad? Do you need grape juice? No, it's fine. I'm okay. Don't do that. I think that would make me actually throw up. Besides the wine. Oh, looking at it? No, I think that, I don't know. Don't look at my grape juice. Hey, me, remember how great I am? Yes, yes, yes. Yeah, something like that. So, Cash left me a little note on my bathroom mirror one morning when I woke up. Yeah. It says, I love you so much. You are so beautiful. P.S. Your secret lover.

Yeah, so yeah, you should really see the handwriting. We didn't even need a read clip for that one though. This is your own handwriting. I'm sitting here laughing at your handwriting. No, it's so, I love it. It's so cute. He has your seat come up. It's crazy how hard she just freaking giggled at my letter. No, okay. Yeah.

I'm much better. Oh, my handwriting's way better. I have good handwriting. Do you think I'm a good handwriting? Okay, well, past the handwriting, what did you want to say? Are you good at knitting? Knitting? Yeah, I'm good at knitting. Never mind. We'll stop there. Anyways, I had... When Cash wrote this letter for me, obviously, the first thing I noticed was, like, the little bit of grammar that was not right, but I never brought it up to him because, like, it's, like, such a sweet little letter. Don't hold it. It's a delicate... I want to see if the grammar's right. Why did he just...

It's a delicate. You can look from a distance. Give me, give me, give me. Give me that. Give me, give me. Give me that. Okay. I'm going to get it laminated. Pass it around over here after you're done. No. We just need to see it. I love you so much! You are so beautiful! P.S. Some statements. P.S. The little two dot thingy. Your secret lover.

Wait, it's beautiful spelled wrong and that's a tricky word. We're not going to break it? Are you going to break it? No. I'm so serious. I won't touch it. There. Okay. Wow. You were like, who are those? No, I've had this letter in my mirror for like over a year and a half and it's so sweet. It makes me so happy. Kate holds this letter very near and dear. Okay. I'll give you 50 bucks to rip it in half. No, I'm kidding. Kate would cry. She'll cry. I love you so.

I cannot read this handwriting. What do you mean? It's not that. I love you so much. Why is there fuzz on the top of that? That's disgusting. You are so beautiful. P.S. Your secret lover. Yeah. Yeah. What's so. So unfortunately for Cash. Let me see it. I'm going to get back to it.

Oh, if you rip it, that's not me. That's Kate. We'll block you on everything. Don't rip it. Don't rip it. Don't do that. I already texted Alex it. Don't do that to me. Let me see, let me see, let me see. Okay, so let's talk about this thing. But the thing is, is that he wrote the sweetest letter. Everything's spelled right. But he doesn't know what P.S. stands for. So P.S. at the end of a letter stands for please stop. And then you add like an extra note. So like.

You know not that's how you sign your name your secret admire. Yeah, so no PS means please stop So it's like baby you don't guys she doesn't know It means no Kate. No everybody stop you guys don't be mean to Kate in the comments Because she doesn't know what PS means. Okay, it means post it's like post note But I don't know what the S stands for post script post script. Please stop No

It's for postscript. Oh, this is a great episode. It doesn't mean please stop. Wow. If we had a mic. Please stop. Listen to what I'm about to say. That is revolutionary in my world.

Ain't no way you try to make fun of me. Oh, no, that's crazy. Either way, it's still incorrect. Oh, please. Because... Stop. It still means the, like, postscript or whatever still means, like, an extra little note after the fact. P.S. It's not where you would say... Like, you would have started that with your secret lover. Or ended it with you're so beautiful. No, no, no, no, no. P.S. You would say from. You would not say P.S. Your secret lover. P.S. means... P.S.,

No, not like that. No, you guys didn't let me like finish. Bro, good means like good. It means, listen. That is such a circular argument. It's insane. No, it means like I'm coming back later to add on to my note. No. No, it doesn't. You said it in a letter. It just means like, it means like also by the way. That's what it means. Yeah, it's like an extra little note. There. Yeah. Like, yes. Not I'm coming back later to finish my sentence. Okay, okay, fine. Fine. What was the way you just worded it?

Also, by the way. Okay, also, by the way. That's what we're going to go with that P.S. mean. Also, by the way. Now, how am I wrong? Also, because you ended it with, you're so beautiful. Also, by the way, you're a secret lover. It's postscript. It's like if you said, also, by the way, cash baker. It's like when you write a letter, you start off with the cash baker. Postscript. Yes, postscript. Instead of writing P.S. Wait, Harper, read the definition there. We know. We don't care. Apparently, I was doing it.

Okay, follow me to that definition. Post or P.S. So what does...

Oh! Did you hear that? I don't know if y'all heard that in the camera, but she just sounds like Rice Krispie Treat. That sounds like the machine gun from Monday. That's a Rice Krispie Treat when the milk gets poured in. So, what does P.S. stand for? This is an abbreviation that stands for postscript. It comes from the Latin word postscriptum. When translated, this word means written after. Therefore, therefore, it should become as no surprise that anything that follows the P.S. comes after the letters already done. Oh my gosh!

- Oh my gosh, I was right out of everyone. I said it is when you come back later to write something. - No. - Bingo. - I was right. - It means also by the way, same thing. - None of that said to come back and add onto the letter. - Yes. Yes it did. You literally just read it.

Okay, either way, Matt, how am I wrong? I still don't understand. That's not, when you are, when you are introducing yourself, you don't do it at the end in a postscript. You do it at the beginning. I didn't introduce myself. I said, your secret lover. No, no, no, he was like signing it. I was not signing it. Then you just signed it. It says, your secret lover. When you sign something, you don't say, P.S. No, I,

agree i think you should have said i agree you should have just said from you put a little dash or like your secret love or something you just put a little oh my gosh i said p.s your secret lover your note is trash it's trash it's spelled wrong no it's not it's not spelled wrong literally see it's like faded like the sticky note is so old that is not spelled wrong man i feel like

It is just crazy. Are you going to be okay? Oh my gosh. It's okay. Harbaugh, are you okay yet? I just can't believe my mom unenrolled me and she stopped. She made me adopt it. What? No. Listen, it's okay. Mom. That was such a good prank, Harbaugh. Wait, y'all are all talking and missed the best part. The door starts beeping. She goes, my mom. I knew somebody would see it, but I was just like,

I don't know if that prank really worked or not. So, moral of the story, I was wrong. P.S. does not mean please stop. P.S. You're not in your notes with P.S. Or you will get made fun of. Speaking of notes, I found another note today. What? Since we're talking about notes, I brought it. Also, no one is allowed to touch this one either. He's like, I need to read that one. Give me that. Give me that.

No, it's the one I told you about earlier I found, but you didn't read it yet.

Oh. Yeah, this is kind of crazy. Where are my notes, math? No, this isn't from Cash. No, Kate wrote this note to herself. Yes, I did. Sounds sad, but... When I was in like sixth grade, I was like so cliche. I was like, I need a bucket list of things I have to do before. I probably like just finished watching some movie. Like you need a bucket list of things to do. Probably. I don't even know. So here I hold a piece of notebook paper that was ripped out of my journal.

Called Caitlin's, because I used my full name then. Caitlin is your real name? Yeah. Caitlin's Bucket List to Do Before Finishing High School.

No. I can't. Oh. Let's see if you finished it. Imagine if everyone called you Caitlyn. I know. It'd be weird. That's like a different person. I'm glad that everyone, like, you don't even know her name is Caitlyn and stuff because the other day, I was filling out her information and I was like, how do you spell your full name? And she got, she was like, you don't know my full name? You didn't know how to spell my full name? K-A-T-E-L-Y-N. Thank you. Yeah. No one knows. No, no, no. Oh, wait. It's K-A-T-Y-L-N. K-A-T-E-L-Y-N. See, that's exactly my point. Oh, I thought you didn't say E. Yeah, I said E.

E. I heard E. I said E. Okay, well, would you all like to hear my bucket list and see if I completed it? Yeah. Yes, let's hear it. Let's hear it, yeah. Get a job. Yeah. No way. There goes that. Failure.

No. So, technically, I mean, I consider... Wait, you got to complete this before you graduated high school? This was to finish before I graduated high school. Okay. So, get a job. I started doing social media. Yeah. I guess it counts. I was making money in high school. That's all that counts. I got a job. Go to a concert. For sure. Just because you're making money doesn't mean you got a job. Yeah, I got an allowance, too. No, I got a job from social media. Duh. Anyways, go to a concert. Why is it crossed out? Because I remember, like, I found this, like...

Later and I crossed yeah, you want to know what my first concert was yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah Yeah, why are you acting like that? Yeah, okay. Yeah meet a celebrity. Yeah. Well Yeah, wish that I was there when you were in high school. So yeah, you aren't a celebrity. Wait, can you yourself? Oh

That's cool. Kate, did he ever think you're going to be like a celebrity? I'm not. So I probably went to LA though. Cause I went to LA when I was in high school. I'm assuming I probably ended up at some of it. I just hate to burst all the Oz bubbles, but if we were celebrities, this TV would work. But also if we were celebrities, um,

Hold on. Stand by. Stand by. Stand by. If we were celebrities, all these people would have responded to us. You mean the celebrities? Yeah, the other celebrities. But you know,

no response yeah well i don't consider us celebrities i consider us good natures okay yeah i respect it okay mother teresa that's a long list this is okay go out of the country i did not do that in high school i did it two weeks after i graduated unfortunate yeah go on a date by myself with no one but my boyfriend yeah i did do that i was go on a date

By myself with no one but my boyfriend. Yeah, who else was on your date, man? Like two words. Was your boyfriend imaginary? Her imaginary friend always followed her around. She's like, leave us alone. It was ridiculous, the stuff I dealt with. Okay. Gosh, this is so like, ugh. Okay. Have my first kiss. Yeah. That happened. Yeah. See, what was she thinking? Go ziplining in Costa Rica. Oh, wow. You did that?

I'm jealous. No, but I feel like I should count it because like two weeks after I graduated, I went zip lining in the Dominican Republic and like not Costa Rica. They're like close to each other. I think Costa Rica. Yeah. Okay. What? I spelled this completely wrong. This is a very long list. We got to get through it. Sorry, sorry, sorry.

I was a softball player in high school and like my childhood. So I put be starting catcher and softball in high school, except I spelled catcher wrong. Uh, I put Cather. So I did do that. I did start in high school. Congratulations. Good list. Okay. So yeah, I got a lot. We're not over. Yeah. Okay. All right. Let's speed. Okay. Read you my room. Check. Yeah. Get an iPhone six. Yeah. Oh,

Nice. I got a 6. Wow. Check. I did one better. I got a 6S. Anyways, be in a commercial. That didn't happen. We do brand deals. I did do brand deals. Does that count? Yeah. Maybe. Go to a dance with a boy. I did do that. You did? I did. Did you actually go to a dance? Yeah, we went to the dance in eighth grade. Oh. At the school in the cafeteria, they had LED lights. Music was bumping. It was crazy.

Crazy. Yeah, anyways. Go on a huge shopping spree. Yeah. You've definitely done that. That could have been checked on as soon as she wrote it, probably. Again, I was a softball player. I put win a tournament out of the state. You just stole things. What do you mean? Yeah. Big spree. Didn't do that. Have perfect teeth.

Nope. Okay. No, I'm kidding. You two have great teeth. You have great teeth. Yeah. I got my braces off freshman year, so congratulations to me. Go swimming with dolphins. I did not do that, but I did that this last week. We did do that this last week. That was the first time ever. You might have the best teeth here. You have at least some really good ones in there. And I got the worst ones. So maybe we even out. This is kind of crazy. I was like 11 when I wrote this, but I was aware. My doctor had just finished telling me that I was overweight and I would become obese if I didn't eat more broccoli. Swear. Swear. Swear.

So you ate some broccoli. I can see. Yeah, with your doctor. Yeah, so it happened. I was like... That guy was brutally honest, man. No, he did. He was like, less candy, more broccoli. I was like...

He's like, you're getting obese. Let's get any more. He said, did you see this chart at the rate you're going? You're going to end up in this section. And it was the obesity section. A crazy thing to say to an 11 year old girl. Wow. But I was looking out for you. Honestly. I mean, yeah. Like, cause it worked. Cause then I put, have the perfect body. Cause like the doctor had just finished telling me I was fat. So that's insane. Yeah. It was kind of crazy. I just have a question. Like, I don't know how many more is on there. Two more. Okay. But that is boring.

That paper's been here for a long time. I know. This paper's like older than you. Wow. This paper's actually... This paper's from when you were three years old. No way. How old were you when you wrote that? Eleven. I wonder if me and that paper ever crossed paths. What? Okay, anyways. Wear real makeup because I only obviously ever wore the makeup in like my Barbie play sets. At eleven? Yeah. You played with...

Never mind. Okay. Get my driver's license and I spelled license completely wrong as well and then graduate high school. Yay me. I can't believe I still have this. I don't know how I came across this but. That was a crazy doctor. Dude right? That guy was crazy. Like it was so brutally honest. He's like an 11 year old he's like you're gonna be fat. Sure. Like imagine imagine your

Imagine you're a very impressionable 11-year-old girl, and you just finished your sonic blast after school, and you're sitting in the doctor's office, and you're excited for your dessert you're going to have when you get home. Well, it sounds like you actually had an issue there, maybe. Dude, I was a little chunky when I was a kid. We should have had a note episode. I have some cute notes. Me too. Wait, wait, wait.

You got notes? What notes did you write? No, no, no. I meant from my childhood. Wait, you know how ironic this is? I didn't write no notes. In kindergarten, my first crush ever, his last name was Baker. And so I have a little journal somewhere that says Kinsey Baker in it from when I was like five. Oh, that's kind of crazy. That's some crazy foreshadowing. That is wild.

That's crazy. That is insane. That is actually crazy. Harper, do you have any notes? Yes, I have a bunch. I remember, and it was in the first... Any doctors call you fat? No. No, but unfortunately they didn't. But I had a planner in sixth grade, and I was in Ms. Mickle's science class, but it was for...

And I started writing my goals for the future. And I remember one was meet Ariana Grande. Second one was get famous or become famous. Third one was get it back, talk. Fourth one... Wow, you really nailed all of them almost. I think I still have...

I think I still have it, but I definitely wrote different notes to myself. But my biggest thing was to be a famous singer. So if that happens in the future, then... Yeah, who would have known you would drop Queen B later? It's just crazy. Yeah, I feel like this is such a good thing to tell you guys. Write bucket lists and then look back on it when you're like 20. Yeah, because apparently they're all coming true here. They are. Everything I put on my bucket list pretty much came true. I don't think I ever made a bucket list. And if I did, it was like skydive.

And you did that. That's probably it. Oh, wow. If you're like 10, 11, 12 years old, write your bucket list now and you will live out your dreams. Hey, I mean your doctor, at least he was like looking at a chart and like trying to do some doctor things. Our doctor?

He didn't win no charts. Our doctor was out of a trailer home. I think we've might have... Have we talked about this before to you? Definitely. Do you remember this? Yeah, yeah. They'll talk to me about that. That's insane. Your doctor lived out of the trailer home. No, not lived out of. Or like worked out. His office was out of a trailer home. That's crazy to me. And y'all were like, oh, this is normal. We just walk into the trailer. I broke my foot and he told me to just wear my hunting boots. I know. He said just tighten them tight. You'll be fine. Yeah, that's...

Unusual. Now my feet hurt when I walk. That's why his feet are so crooked. Now he looks like a penguin, man. He just... No, I seriously do think there's some shrapnel from the bones. Yeah. Go get checked out. Like this spot right here hurts really bad, right where they're broke sometimes. Really? Yeah. You definitely got some issues. Specifically my left foot.

Yeah, it's not good. And Matt's got two lead feet, man. So did you guys, when you guys were little, ever have like any notes or journals or anything you wrote in? We didn't write. Yeah. Yeah. Your mom fought that battle. I didn't know how to spell. Cash, can you read cursive?

I can spell my name in cursive. But can you read it? I don't think anybody here can read it. What? That's a myth, bro. I'm going to pull it up right now. Let me tell you. I'm going to pull up cursive. You pull up the Ten Commandments. No, not the Ten Commandments. The Declaration of Independence. See if they can read that. Declaration of Independence. That's real cursive. In cursive.

It's always in cursive. It was written in cursive, honey. That's probably why they're always arguing about it. Nobody knows what it says, man. You know how you figure it out. It says it. No, it says that. Nobody knows. Don't get your education from the LOL podcast. That's for sure. No, but like, for real, man. If they wrote that in cursive. Actually, sorry, write it in cursive. It's practically. Y'all want to learn another language for fun? No.

Oh, my friend. So you know how there's a letter A? That's why it's literally another language. No, you just have to learn the alphabet a second time. Yeah, it's only 26. That's another language. It's 26 letters. Yeah. That is another language. And they're all the same. It's not like you have to remember, like, this is A in Portuguese. Is that Spanish? Portuguese is not Spanish. Or French? Chinese? What? Whatever. Okay. I'll still make the same sound. Somebody read me the first sentence here. Who thinks they're the best? Me. I think I can read it.

I don't know what part of the independence that is, but... I actually had to memorize the Declaration of Independence. It becomes necessary for one people to... It's cut off. For one people? That doesn't sound right. And then... Why did you give me a cut-off picture? Can I have one with a full...

It's a lot more blurry. It's not on Reddit, that's why. It's all blurry and like old looking. 21 Savage is a Christian. Oh yeah, you got a crush on him. Yeah, no, this is like hard to see. All these pictures are like extremely blurry. Let's see if we can find like a real picture. Okay, here, here, I got you. Let me just, let me do this. No, I'm biting it. No, I just looked at the real Declaration of Independence. Oh, come on. Dude, let me try to read that. Yeah, no, you can't read that. Yeah, here, let me see that. You guys can't read that. It's too blurry.

You're too blurry. What the? You are blurry most of the time. Imagine seeing a blurry person just like walking all the way. That would throw me home. People who have to wear glasses and they don't probably experience that. But like imagine every other person being clear and then there's one blurry person. You're like, what the? Hey, blurry. Like what? Hey, blurry. Hey, blurry.

Sometimes do y'all's eyes ever do that though where you like blink and it's blurry and you have to blink again? Yeah. Especially my lash glue. I get a little The lash glue's just shut in your eyes. Yeah. I'm like oh god guys. Do you think anyone's ever had to go to the hospital because they put too much lash glue in? Yes. Their eyes just like glued shut? This is so awkward. We didn't even bother putting the LOL logo up this episode. It's okay. Roku is just getting some free

promo dude that's okay because i love roku's like majestic sceneries that they pop up they are no they're so nice what's that qr code take you to i wonder i don't know nobody can nobody's can't we're not paid oh my gosh they could scan it and add their pictures to the to the tv what is that what it does it says scan to add your photos oh my gosh we should not have given the idea

Oh, here's Curt's. Oh my gosh. I already know. The kid's pet and led the... It's like the easiest thing ever. The kid's pet and... The dog and the cat went to the... The kid's pet and led the... Okay, enough of that. No, Matt. It's three more words. The kid's pet and led the...

Dog? Something rabbit. Let me see. Let me try. It must be bunny, but it doesn't look like bunny. I know you read it wrong. Puppy? The kids? The kids pet and fed the soft rabbit. That's an F? Give me that. That's an F? He said lead, pet, bed. What? That's an F. Okay, the F in cursive is kind of crazy whoever invented that. It's just a prettier way of writing. It is. It's so much classier. I remember being in second grade. There was this girl. She could write in cursive. I was extremely jealous. She wrote her whole essay in cursive. In second grade...

Are you kidding me? That's crazy. What second grader can fluently write cursive? Fluently, like a language. I wrote in cursive in second grade.

Oh, my school didn't teach that. You're one of those girls. I'm kidding. You were writing your essays in cursive, okay. Yay, all the time. I think every girl should learn cursive. It's such like a girly thing. Like guys, I don't think, I don't know a guy who writes in cursive. It would be really fruity if a guy started writing in cursive. Like, hey, can you just write on this for me? Oh, yeah. And then cursive comes out. I mean, if a guy can write in cursive, that's impressive. But I feel like it's such a girly thing to write in cursive. And it's like, oh, you can write in cursive. Cute. That's why I never learned it.

Also, do you guys actually write your name in Curzio when you have to sign the bill at a restaurant or something? Oh, I scribble. Really? I write random names. I'm like, Tony Jefferson. I know what he knows. I write smiley faces. They never say anything. I do that a lot. A lot of smiley faces. One time you got frauded for that, though. Yeah, I did. They what? They frauded me. They declined the bank or someone got upset at him because we went to a restaurant, and instead of signing his name, he put a smiley face, so someone was like, oh, it's fraud, so we got a notification from our bank. What the...

Yeah. So you didn't pay for your meal? No, it went through. It went through, but they were like, someone might have used your card because the receipt, like, I don't even know. It was weird. All right, guys. Well, we told the audience in, I believe, the last episode that we would talk about the best man speech. And some people in this room do not want the best man speech to be posted. But unfortunately, we are posting it the same day we post this. It was interesting. Uh.

there might be parts taken out but no it's gonna be full there was one thing that should be taken yeah i think one thing no maybe two i stand by everything i say yeah well you're sitting right now so um the first thing was what you said it just didn't hit and then the second thing didn't hit and then you started rolling and then there's that okay well we can take out the jokes that didn't hit i'm fine with that yeah they didn't hit yeah um but guys the best man speech

It was very fun. Very, very, very fun. And it was so fun that I can't really explain it because it's like a had to be there moment. But just know. What did you say? I can't believe we're actually going to post it. Oh, yeah, we're posting it. Is it that bad? Yeah, Kate begged us not to post it, but we're going to post it. And it's going to go out the day this goes out. Wait, can y'all show me? Okay, here, just know. To imagine this in your head, the best man speech, or in the best man speech, I kissed Kinsey's grandma.

He also calls her mom hot. And a bunch of other things happen. It is a crazy speech. It's crazy. I called Kinsey's mom hot. I kissed her grandma. It was all my family. Apparently, that's just hilarious. Well, he also gave out some very personal information about his parents. That will definitely be cut. No, that's going in.

That's going in. No, I can't, unfortunately. No. I don't think so. No, mom and dad did something to me that I'm scarred from. So, I shall share it. Well, we talked about what he's scarred from in the thing. He talks about it. Tell me right now. We can't. We can't talk about it. It's honestly like...

It's bad enough like I don't even bring it up It sounds bad to like say it but for some reason standing in front of a crowd I was fine with what about say in front of me you see that seems wrong Very beginning so before they even gave Mike Mike. Yeah

Before they gave Cash the mic, I took it and I was like, I'm so sorry to everybody here for what you're about to witness. Luckily, her mic wasn't on. No, wait, wait. Really? Did you hear me? No. DJ. The mic wasn't

Nobody got my apology. If you're watching this and you're at the wedding, I'm sorry. Yeah, Kinsey, they're about to hand me the mic. Kinsey takes it before I get it. She's like, I'm sorry for anything Cash is about to say. And then I grabbed the mic and I was like, okay, I'm going to tie now. I'm going to tie now.

No, listen. Just know that anything that was said at Kinsey's wedding still is not near as comparable as to what Maverick said at our wedding. His was so bad that we actually cannot post it. So, count your blessings, Kinsey. We're lucky we can post mine. Mine was like on the borderline. His was like so far across the border that you couldn't even see two borders behind him, man. It was bad.

It was pretty crazy. But yours is even, I mean, arguably crazier. No, it's not. There's a reason we can post cashes and not yours. He kissed a grandma. Yeah, that's funny as heck, man. I got Riz. I got Riz from Kinsey's grandma. You paid for it. I got Riz.

If you go watch that video, you can definitely tell my grandma has rays and not Cash. Dude, she was feeling Cash. That was kind of crazy. She was like... I was shocked you were letting him do that, Kate. Dude, I was laughing. I was like, get it, Nona. Yeah. Hey, is grandma... Is it Nona? Nona. Nona.

- No, not. - She like this. - Nana. - Nana was like grabbing his muscles. - Nana was like checking out his arms like, oh. - Wow, nice. - She was like, give me a spin, cat. - Yeah, her grandma literally made me spin for her at the wedding in front of everyone. - She had to make sure you were worth it. - I think she was checking out my butt.

Dude, she was. Let me see the boobs. It looks like you were getting a little bit insecure when she was doing that. Yeah, I was like, no one's ever wanted me to model before, but I guess I can't in front of everyone right now. Yeah, her eyes went right when you turned. Oh my God. And man, when I brought up the joke about my mom and dad, man, that part might have ruined the wedding. That actually might have ruined the wedding. Wait, what was the joke? It was close. No. No.

To be quite honest, you ruined the wedding with that joke. When you said that, I was like, there's no way he's saying this right now. It was inappropriate. Our mother was looking at you

oh i have a clip of her she's like trying to keep the camera on but she's like this she was like running like basically she was so upset you could just tell she was so upset by what you said i can't believe you ever said that like i don't know what would ever possess you to say something like that in front of everybody that was insane practically the same thing at our wedding okay yeah but that's different wait did i ruin the wedding

Did you ruin it? Bro, mom was literally so red from what you said. Yes, I ruined the wedding for mom.

but everyone else had a great time do you guys want to see what his grandma did the second he got off stage yeah and by the way there was other people that oh good i missed that part she actually also grabbed both of my ears at the same time and went yeah ripped them off there was a lot of people there that actually thought you ruined the wedding and i'm not gonna lie it was that part was pretty bad like i don't know why you would have said that

I don't know why you said that. Is it like inappropriate? We can't even repeat it. Pull your mic out. No. You were talking in your mic. Oh. Oh. Yeah. It was inappropriate. Or the first one where Cash thought he was so funny and everyone was just like. Oh, we can say that one on here. You can literally hear crickets. I was like. I was like. No, no, no, no, no. When you started off. When you first took the mic. No, no, no, no. What? Why? No.

It's not good. No, it's not that bad. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. We're going to have the same issue that they had earlier. No. No. Cash, no, listen, do you guys not remember earlier today when I said you guys don't listen to us when we are being genuine? Why can't you just accept that what we're saying has value behind it and move on? It's just hard when a woman tells us what to do. No, listen, full on. I'm here. But I already went out that one. Cash, we are telling you not to do something. I'm waving at you.

at all the thoughts in your head going through mine and out the other ear, Kate. They're all going that way. Bye-bye. I'm not saying... He's not funny. He's funny. Okay. Do you know the conversation we had earlier? I'm just going to say one little joke I said. All four of us. Okay, cut here and then we'll come back in a bit. It's got to be cut. Why don't you flip it out? It's just the first joke I said. I wouldn't say the first one you said. Did you? I know what you said.

It's not a bad joke. The first joke I said, I grabbed the mic and I was like, alright, Maverick is a good man, but I am the best man. Yeah. Okay, that's not what we thought you were saying. That was like the most cheesiest joke out of all of them. Maverick's a good man, but I'm the best man. That's not the joke you just wanted to share. But the joke you said after that

so many i'm pretty sure people were walking out of the wedding like people were literally walking out of the way only some old people okay i don't know if they were actually walking out of the wedding but there was probably wheeling out of the way in the wheelchairs because they was only the elderly you said that yeah that and then the other one later on were definitely like the killer what was the other joke you really you actually well you need to call people you actually need to call people and apologize listen i will only apologize under one circumstance

I don't really know. I just always wanted to say that. I need to find a circumstance. Um, I'll get back to you guys on that. I don't really know what the circumstance will be, but there'll be a good one. Oh my goodness. Yeah. But for the parts of the speech that are not completely in absolutely inappropriate, you guys can go watch it. Oh yeah. And if you guys want to go watch it, we're definitely gonna post it. Uh,

Like right before this goes out probably. Probably the full thing unedited. I'm not going to lie. We're going to post it. Link is in the description. If you guys want to watch it, we'll put it at like the top of the description. So you guys can go watch it there. Don't click off this video. Just wait until the end and then go watch it. What channel is he on? Oh.

It's the end of the video? Yeah. For real? What time is it? This episode flied by. What time is it? Is it really the end though? I think we should keep going. Is he being serious? I really feel like this is going to be close. What time is it? I know what time it is. We might have cut parts. I don't know. No, it's 54 minutes. We've been talking for 54 minutes? That's kind of crazy. I have something else to talk about. Me too. Me and Kinsey went to the doctor place the other day. MRI place.

I feel like there's a whole different episode. Yeah, yeah. Okay, guys, if you want to go watch the video, link is in the description. We will talk a lot more on the future episodes. Bye!