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Maverick. Don't. What are you about to. No, no, no. We're not starting this episode off with just like coming at me again. No, we're not coming at you. I just had a question. I just wanted to know. Oh, it's a question for me. Yeah. I thought you were about to just be mean to me. No, not today. Talk louder. Why are you whispering? I'm sorry. I was just wondering how many girls you've kissed since you broke up with your ex. Are we going? Yeah. Wait, wait. What was the question? How many girls have you kissed since your last girlfriend? Thank you.
I like this question. This is a fun question. Yeah, how many girls have you kissed since your last girlfriend? Yeah Yeah, well, uh-huh I'll have you know, uh-huh. Uh-huh. I can't say I was gonna say Joe. All right zero man has no game What? How about you ask me how many girls I rejected? Oh, no, he did beautiful ones. Oh
yeah but you could just lie zero i would never do that okay uh
Listen, this is awkward. No, I just, I don't, I don't know. I don't go around just like kissing people. I'm not cash. Like that's not what I do. Whoa, whoa, whoa. How many girls have you kissed? I'm married. What are you talking about? Okay. Right before you got married. How many girls did you kiss? Did you even know that I'm married? Like what? Why would you ask me that? Before y'all started dating, the like six months before, how many girls did you kiss in that period? Whoa, why are you jumping straight to me, man? How about, how about you tell me what's clean? I'm clean. What is your kiss count?
What is my kiss count? You're trying to embarrass me. That's messed up. Is it one? No. What's your kiss count in your entire life? He's had three girlfriends, so there's at least three. There's... It's four. Just face. I know. Yeah. See, I know. Just face literally
I know, I'm lame, okay? He's four. He's 23 next week. No, I'm not lying, yo. I'm not lying. Oh. I'm not. I'm a 23-year-old and I've kissed four people. Harper might have. It's respectful. I'm not saying it's a bad thing. Harper, what's your kiss count? Not saying. Smart kid. Listen. Come on. No, zip it. Don't trust him. Come on. Wait. I thought you only kissed one. Wait, can you whisper it to me? Was it just one? Whisper it.
How many I heard yes, that's what it sounded like it sounded like she said six No, she didn't say that. Yes. No, I said like one She said six. I'm growing up Wait six Wow when I tried to cover for you in the summer What?
This summer? All of them? It was a weekend. It was a summer. No, I mean... We went to the lake house this Friday. Like, what do you mean, though? Like, how many people have you kissed... How many guys have you kissed in your entire life? Like, besides... Well, I did that... After the age of, like, 10. Like, you can't be, like, 7 years old. Or, like, a toddler, you know? Oh, at the age of 10, then, like...
Even 10, I wouldn't consider. No. I'd say you're like 12, 13. When you first had your real first kiss and you were like, you know. My real first kiss was Harrison. Well, yeah, we knew that. Yeah. Yeah, so it's your total count. Well, that was like back in April. So now you're at like. No, she lying. She only kissed like one or two guys. No, I got 23. I kissed four. Yeah. And your guy.
What does that mean? I just feel like guys kiss more girls. Yeah, I feel like girls are more innocent. What? No, girls are. Also, they're not like make out. They're like. Yeah. Like. Let's still kiss. A kiss on the cheek. No, not actually. But like. Wait. I am so confused. Like, when did you kiss six guys and not tell us? I'm so hurt. Yeah, for real.
I thought we were your friends. She's lying. Look at that face. I'm not. That's a lie. I hope my mom doesn't see this face. I think she's telling the truth. Yeah, I'm lying. Name them. Go. Yeah, I'm lying. I'm not naming them. She's trying to get out of it. It's six. I know it's six. Oh, yeah. Cash can't even name all the girls he's kissed. Yeah, wait. How many girls have you kissed? 14,000? I can name random girl names and he's probably kissed them. You probably kissed a Sydney. Rebecca. How many Sydneys you kissed? Okay.
What about... What about... Okay. What about... What about Savannahs? Oh, you definitely kissed some Savannahs. Oh, I got one. I got one. What about... Big toe. Yeah. What about Emily? Emily. There was definitely an Emily in there. Harper's two for two. Okay. Okay. Let's see. Harper's actually two for two, which is crazy because there's only... There's not that many. Yeah. Oh, he's definitely kissed some Charlies. I know he's kissed some Charlies. Charlie D'Amelio, man. No, no. Hmm.
Charlie! Okay, these were all when I was like 15, 16. Yeah, I know you kissed some pages. I know that. You're really good at this game. That's terrible. Oh, I go in, I go in. You probably shouldn't say actual names because we're not friends with these girls. You kissed any Madisons? Wait, who is it? I'll bleep it. He'll bleep it. Amber? That was a... Oh. No. Why did you have to like... I don't even think he has to bleep that. Amber? Did you say Amber? Kate?
He did kiss a Kate one time. Probably more than one time. Probably a couple Kates. Oh, he's definitely kissed some Sarahs. Oh my gosh. How many Sarahs? Tell me how many Sarahs right now. What about Brooks? Because I can name two Brooks. Brooks, Brooklands, they're all the same thing. Y'all are just naming people that you know have kisses. You know how many germs you've exchanged?
- Right? - That-- - Britney's? Don't tell me you kissed a Britney. - I don't think I've ever kissed a Britney. - Skylar? - I've met some crazy Britney's. If you're named Britney, I know you're crazy. - A Skylar? - Skylar? - Oh, she is three for three! - What? - This is wild!
I'm good. How many have I got right? Olivia. You guys know some of them. Olivia. Olivia. Oh, he's definitely kissed some Olivias. No. You told me you haven't kissed an Olivia. No. Honestly, just go through the top 10 white girl names of like 2003. Maddie. Maddie. Welcome to Factor Cap where Cash lies the whole time. You've definitely kissed some Olivias. And a Maddie. I'll give each one of y'all...
Five guesses each Madison. All right, we already know okay, but it kind of ones you guys know I know like four it can't be ones you already know Okay, amber you guys said it can't be ones you already know. I don't know the girl I've never met the girl, but you know I've kissed an amber so you gotta guess Oh, we're trying to guess random names. Yeah, and actually Emma Ashley I don't think so Emma you never kiss. Yeah, I don't think I don't think so Rachel he honestly doesn't remember Rachel
If I asked you to name all 27 people you have kissed? That's a crazy number. Because the crazy part is he's the man who has popular girl. It was totally 27. Wait, you know it was 37, right? Oh my goodness. What?
Bro. But listen. But it was all in one summer. No, no, no. You're dirty. You're filthy. You're gross. That was 15, 16. I got 37 other girls sloppy seconds. Oh, Mia. Mia. There's definitely a Mia. No, but he tried. Amelia? Yeah. No. Charlotte? Yes. I thought all Charlottes were innocent. Sophia? Yeah. Yeah.
I don't remember 37 names. That's the thing. If I don't, maybe, I don't remember. There's definitely a Hannah in there. A Hannah? Yeah. Oh.
It probably is. You literally just said you don't remember their name. Hey, Hannah, if you're watching, go ahead and comment. You let us know. It's just going to be full of people saying it. Yeah, it's going to be like, he kissed me! 2018! If anybody in Cash has kissed watching this, please leave the story in the comments below. Did he ever kiss fans? Yeah, did you ever kiss fans? Every weekend. Are you kidding me? No, I didn't kiss fans. Ew! What about those two fans that wouldn't leave y'all alone and then y'all kissed them? You guys kissed on it!
First of all, don't ever tell a story like that. What about those two fans that wouldn't leave you alone so you all kissed them? You kissed them and then they wouldn't leave you alone. It's an accident. Accidents happen. It's not an accident. You accidentally didn't know they were fans? Oh, are your lips magnetic or something? So these two girls, this one girl was crying.
So you kissed her to make her feel better? No, no. Did the kisses help? Wipe those tears away, you pretty girl. Oh my gosh. Wait, put your mic down. Oh, someone's mad right now. Oh, this is good. This girl was crying. I was, I was, I was, I don't even know if I was 16 yet. What does your age matter? All that matters is that you sucked. Well, it's important for people to know. Suck their lips. Listen, I was 16. Ew!
I was 16. This girl was crying at VidCon. Aww. And then she had a twin sister, identical. Oh, wow. Who was also standing right next to her. And I was like, Parker. I remember the twins. I remember the twins. I was like, you won't go like... They were pretty. I was like, you won't go just like walk up to her and like hug her. The ones with straight hair? And he...
You do not know these people. I'm pretty sure I met them. The blonde twins? Were they fans or were they social media people? No, I don't think. Because I know what the social media is. They know a lot of questions, guys. Okay, were they fans? No, no, no, no, no. Wait a minute, you have kissed a fan. Oh, we've kissed many fans. No, no, no, I was thinking of the other one. Okay, listen. And then, actually, I can't tell the story because like... Continue, please.
Is it me? Don't throw Parker under the bus, though. I've kissed a James, Noah, Oliver, Liam, Henry, Benjamin, Lucas, Elijah, Jack, Jaden, Daniel, Michael, Thomas, David, Alexander, Samuel, Ethan, Jacob, Leo, Theodore, John, Anthony, Mason, Jackson.
That was just Google. That's impressive. Yeah, it was just Google men's names. There's no way. No? Anyways, Parker went up and hugged the girl. And then I walked up. And then the weirdest thing I've ever experienced in my life. They were just, Parker hugs one. And then the other one looks at me and goes, I want to hug somebody. And then just hugs me. And then I was like, okay. That's like the epitome of like 15 year olds. 15 year old? I had a, and then we kissed them.
Okay, see. And then they wouldn't leave us alone. Like, pet? And then we saw them at another event. Because I've only pet. We saw them at another event like a year later and they were like, hi guys! And we were like, who are you?
What's up? No, I had a girl the other day, older than me, was like, can I get a hug? I need a hug right now. Nope. And I was like. Kissing's low-key kind of gross. I was like, you need a hug? It is. It's gross. Especially kissing random people. Kissing random people? Uh-uh. Not the move. That's crazy. I cannot believe you did that. I was 16. I've only done this. It's honestly a miracle that you didn't get an STD. Who says I didn't? No, I didn't. I didn't.
No, but like that's how you get them. What's it like kissing 37 different people? Um, it's a disease that you can get from your mouth. Yeah, it's like a disease that you get from other people. Cold sores is an STD. I thought cold sores, but not from kissing people. I had cold sores because I was allergic to my braces. You did have those really bad. What? For a while. Cold sores? Yeah.
Yeah, that was like every other week. That was just part of it, man. Yeah. No, I was allergic to my braces, so I had coltors, and people were like, what is up with you, Harper? And I was like, nothing. I got so sick one time after kissing Cash. I had to like... It was bad. Oh my gosh. I was like so sick. You were throwing up just at the side of him? Yeah. No, that was bad. She had to go to the doctor, didn't you? I had to go to the doctor and everything, and the doctor was like, have you been kissing anyone? And I was like, yes. Yes.
Wait, did you say yeah or no? Because your mom was there. I said yeah because I was scared. I was so sick.
I was like, I literally, I mean, I have to tell the doctor because like if I got something. I'd be like, no. No. No. One time a girl like lied about that to a doctor because her mom was in the room. Oh, yeah. And like she got very sick. Oh, yeah. See, I could have died if I would have told the truth. Here's my thing. I just don't, I don't think kisses count. What? Until the age of 18. What? No. If you're watching this and you're under 18, don't just be kissing people. Okay. I'm just not going to be kissing Airstream. My kisses don't count.
Yeah, they do, though. Yeah, they do, though. So, technically speaking. Harrison kisses every girl every day, so I'm not going to be kissing him. Are you dating him, though? No. He's, like, apparently back with his girlfriend. Wait, last time I talked to you, Harper. We were literally talking. No. What? We were literally talking. Harper is such a sad love story. I saw him in the hallway today. He was talking to her, and I was like...
Didn't you say that she grew 10 times uglier? Like, he literally said that. I will say that on this podcast. He told me. No, no, it's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. She got 10 times prettier. Stop talking. You're not going to say that. No, no, no. It's fine. We'll just bleep the one part she said. Wait, she said something nice. What'd you say? Yeah, she got 10 times prettier. Not 10 times uglier. You know who got 10 times uglier? You. You.
No, no, no, it's fine. What does bleep all that? All that is bleep. Harper, you do realize, well, first of all, you have gone back and forth with this fine gentleman for quite some time. For nine months. Yep, and if he's saying stuff like that about other girls...
He's probably not saying nice things about you either. No, all my friends tell me that he only says good about me. Is that what they say? Yes, and his guy friends too. When are we getting him on the podcast? No, we're not. No, we're bringing Harrison on the podcast. No more clout for
for him no i have a snapchat so i will invite him on the pod why why him and harper are beefing again they don't have to go by next by next shoot they won't have him on without harper one episode and then what are y'all gonna do actually yeah replace harper with harrison
No, because, oh, God, he makes me so mad. And I had to leave him unopened today. Why? I think that's a good episode. I don't. I think that's like. I want to hear his side of that Harper interrupting. I don't think. I don't know if he could genuinely have a conversation. I got an idea. Like, Harper speaks very well. You know who Rudy was today? He said. No, no. Oh, oh, oh. We're not reading his messages out loud. Bro, Harper be beefing with everybody. No. Harper literally.
you know how pretty you know what you do we should let harper have a pod with three girls her age and just see the drama that comes from that thing bro a lot of them no i know what we should do maverick sits in the middle of the couch and he does i hold the microphone he holds and he does the dating between harper and harrison we reverse the dating that you did with maverick and the cheerleader should i call him right now and say hey want to be on the podcast
Yeah, yeah sure why not. Go ahead and ask him. I will. Ask him, see what he says. While you're calling, who else have you kissed other than Cash? I'm doing it guys. Um, I actually, nobody. Hey, I'm on the podcast. Um, do you want to be on the podcast? Right now? No, not right now. Like, like a few, in a few like, I don't know, weeks. In the future? Yes. I mean, yeah, maybe. Wow. Like I would go, yeah. Like I would go, but like, uh, I mean I guess. You guess? Yes.
Yeah, I mean, yeah, I'll go. He's trying to play it cool. He's trying to play it cool. It's a one-to-one opportunity. Bro, tell Cash. Bro, Cash is actually making me mad. What? Why? I don't know. He just is. Oh. He's fixing his hair right now. Poor boy. FaceTime. FaceTime. FaceTime? Okay. Okay. I'm FaceTiming you. That's crazy. Y'all are about to beep. We're filming the podcast. What?
Here, let me have a word with him. Hey, Harrison, it's Kate. Put it up to the mic. How are you? No. Oh, oh, name exposed. Your code name's not working anymore. It has been brought to my attention. Sorry, I have to hold you up to the mic. It has been brought to my attention. She's on FaceTime, right? Yeah. Who holds their FaceTime right in their face? I have to put the phone. Oh, wait. Oh, wait. There's the mic. Wait. Can the mic still hear me?
um holding it like a grandma it has brought to my attention that there were some rude things done to harper what rude things oh oh goodbye oh no was that not supposed to say that oh my god no it's okay it's okay the amount of anxiety he has he needs to be humbled right now he's typing because why was he like
I guess. Like, bro. Like, coming on our podcast would be such a burden. Yeah. I would totally be like. That was the definition of playing it cool, man. But, like. He's trying to play it so cool. If you come on and go. Because he's not his kid. And. I mean, like. What rude things. Ha ha ha. I guess, like, sometime. Like, maybe if my schedule's free. Like, bro. Like, it would be such charity work to come on our podcast. He's got to check with his publicist. Make sure it's like. Guess what happened to me? Oh.
What happened to you? Look how distorted his face is. Oh, gosh. Guess what happened to me? Oh. And I have not told anyone about this, and I have been very, very excited to tell someone. What? Actually, I told Alex. What? What is it? We were at the gym. Oh, yeah. Y'all are not ready for this story, especially you. What happened? Move your hair from behind your ears. What happened? I'm literally shaking. Hurry up. I'm dying to know. Okay, go on. I was at the gym. Ow!
Doing the leg press as one does. You know. Did your legs get locked in? No. I'm terrified of that happening. Every time I'm doing the leg press thing, I'm like, dude, imagine my knees buckle and go the wrong way. That would be horrible. I've seen a gymnast do that. Cash sends me videos like that every other day. Guys, this gym pressing is cook up. Anyways, guys. I'm pushing. I'm maxing out on the leg press. I've done 400. I've done more. Listen. Listen.
That's the max there is. I'm maxing out on my leg press, right? And I'm pushing and I'm like, and I rip one. Oh, God.
It was bad. And you're stuck there. Dude. Oh, no. So I push it up. You got to get the weight up. Otherwise, it's going to crush you. No, no. So I push it up, right? Because your spotter just left. He was gone. So you're left alone. No, no, no. I was by myself. And I push it up. And now I'm sitting there in the gym with ripped pants.
And I'm like, I thought you ripped like a, yeah, that's what I mean. Oh, like I, yeah. Like I, like I blew, my pants were blown. Oh, yeah. And so I get up and I'm like, no, wait, wait, wait. Huh?
What? No, you did that to your pants? Oh, yeah. My mama always told me one day. No. She always told me one day to wear underwear because one day I'll blow out my pants. Wait, you don't wear underwear? Luckily, I took her advice and I wore underwear. Oh. And today was the day, well, a couple days ago, was the day I blew out my pants. Wait, okay. You're saying blew out. Did you poop your pants or did you rip your pants? I pooed my pants. So you Hershey squirted them. I pooed them. And I get up like this.
And I'm clenching. He pooped his pants. You're sagging again.
Did it look like I was clenching? Yeah, it did. I clenched all the way to the bathroom. I've never clenched so hard in my life. You know what? When you're walking up the stairs and your friend tries to like... Oh, I hate this story so much. Poke your butthole. When your friend tries to like poke your butthole when you're walking up the stairs. And cheer when we did the mental splits. My friends would always stick their fingers up my butthole. Yeah, that happens. Yeah, it hurts. And then you like got a clench. That's...
That's what I was doing. I was clenching like that. You pooped your pants? Well, I wasn't like, I mean, yeah, I pooped them. And then I go to the bathroom and man, I was in there for about 15 minutes cleaning up. Dude, I had to throw my underwear away in the trash can. Wait, they have that in men's bathrooms? Because I thought it was only for girls. Well, no, most of the time they don't. But this is a co-ed one. It's a private bathroom.
No, she's talking about the little tin on the in women's bathrooms. They have the little tin on the stall for like tampons and stuff. Oh, no, I didn't throw it in that. We don't have those. Oh, yeah. He's talking about a trash can, Harper. Just a normal trash can? Yeah. Oh, so you thought that was co-ed? No girls have them? I did not know this. Y'all have trash cans on your walls? Yeah. Inside your stall? Look at my veins, bro. The more you know. Bro.
Wait, wait, wait. Back it up. You have a trash can on your wall? Yes. In the stalls, yeah. In each stall, each individual stall, there's usually like a trash can on the wall. It's not on the ground? No. That's wild. I always imagined it on the ground. No. Zoom in on my veins. She's so proud of herself. What do you mean? Y'all never been in a women's bathroom before? Veins now. Mav's got some crazy veins. So, yeah. I blew up my pants. I cleaned up in the bathroom. That's about the end of the story. And then I went back to leg pressing. Wow. Wait, you didn't go home? You did.
No, y'all are still working out. Wait, I was there? Yes, you were there. It was just a normal workout morning. And I was purposely, I came out and I was like, that's bad. I was like, but I can't tell anyone until the podcast. But I did tell Alex. What day was this? Like a week, like two weeks ago. Why would you keep that to yourself? That's just, that's crazy. It was hard to keep to myself, man. It was very hard to keep to myself. Bro, that's, did it smell?
Oh yeah! Oh yeah it smelled. So do you still do the leg press? I still do the leg press. I haven't pooped in about five weeks. You know what's worse? You know how people wipe down the machine after they're done? I did not do that. I did not do that. That's so gross. Wait, how long ago was this? Like two weeks ago. Please tell me this is a made up story. Because I was like, I did leg press on Wednesday. Guys, Harrison's gonna go and tell all of his friends who's on the podcast.
But he wasn't on the podcast. Yeah, exactly. And he acted like he didn't want to be on the podcast. He's like, I mean, I guess. If that's okay with, like, I don't know. If that's okay with my schedule. Bro, I feel like the way he's talking about being on the podcast is the way he talks about dating you. He's like, maybe, I guess. Let me think about it. I know. Harper, there's someone out there who won't treat you like that. No, there's no more fish in the sea.
That's what I'm saying. I've already ate all of them. That's what I'm saying. There's not a lot of fish in the sea. I know. And I don't want every fish. You're 23, so you are in that position where there are not a lot of fish left. But you are only 14. Yeah, the older you get, the less fish there are. Yeah, you still have quite a bit of fish. Because all of them die or whatever? Yeah, they die out. What? You're saying I don't have much of a chance? I'm just saying that you have less options for sure. Because once you get older, the harder it is to date. No, the thing is there's no good guys in my school. Why do I have less options?
Because you're older, Maverick. Because you're older. Why does that give me less options? Because they're taking. Because everybody's dying, bro. What? This makes no sense. Someone new turns 18 every day. Yep. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. That's a joke. That's a joke. No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not.
I've been telling this man. That's crazy. I've been telling this man. Cash, watch what you say right now. No, but tell him the truth. Tell him what you say. Yeah, I'm going to tell him the truth. Guys. Alex is like, oh no. I have been telling him that he should date someone that just turned 18. A younger person. Someone that just turned 18. To be fair, he's only 22. No, he's only 22. And I'm like, you should date someone that just turned 18. That's mad weird. No, it's not weird. 18.
Maybe when he's 32. As a man, if you date an 18-year-old, that's just better. I would have no complaints, to be honest. So now that we're done with this brainless conversation. Okay, wait, hold on. Are you trying to tell me right now
That an 18-year-old is worth more than a 23-year-old? That is not what he said. He said an 18-year-old is better. Why is an 18-year-old better than a 23-year-old? I would not say that either. I don't think 18-year-olds are better. I think most 18-year-olds are not mature enough to get in a serious relationship and get married. I didn't ask you. But they're fresher off the lot. Like, they're newer. Yeah, and so are their minds. They have less miles. Yeah, no. Yeah, they got... They're gonna live longer. Yeah.
Okay, think about it. Think about it. Oh my gosh. You want... This conversation is so bad. You want an 18 year... Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay, Kate. I'm letting you know. I'm letting you know. I've had this conversation with three women at a dinner once and they all got very angry at me. Well, however you say it, you think it's coming across well? It's not. Okay. Well, it's not going to come across well. Here we go.
So, Kate, our audience is 80% women. Remember that, please. Kate, say you were single and you were looking for a husband. Would you be fine with your husband being 23? If I were, I mean, yeah, I'm 19. Then what, period. What's wrong with my, what's wrong? No, I'm just saying, I agree that if there's an 18, 19 year old who is like emotionally mature enough to get married. I don't agree with Trump and Melania. Yeah.
Like, how old they are apart? How apart? 32 years, right? Heck yeah. Hey, I mean, to each their own. All I'm saying is if I'm 80 and I'm remarrying, I don't want another 80-year-old. Facts. Who wants that? That's facts. Like, do you really want to go date in the nursing home? No. No, you don't. You don't. You at least want to go date. Like, you don't want to date in the, like,
My grandpa does. You're downloading Tinder is what you're doing. Yeah. And you're setting the age preference to like 18 to 30. That's what you're doing. No, listen. If you're 70 years old, you can't go for 18, but you can go for like 40. You can try. 40 and 70. That's not a week. What if you went in the reverse though? Like if you're like 20 something and you date at 80. That's called a gold digger. They went on for him to die. Yeah.
I'm yet to learn. Which is not a bad strategy. There's an expiration date on that contract. When my... Will you be married in two? When my brother worked in a nursing home, he was quite a bit younger. And they all hit on him. Yeah, one lady kept trying to take her pants off. They warned him. They were like...
That's terrible. They said she's going to try. I was imagining an old lady doing that. Yeah. This lady's old, like 80. And they're like, she's going to try to tell you stuff to get you to come in her room. She's going to tell you like her microwave is broken and stuff and she needs you to look at it. And then she's going to shut the door and try to take your pants off. Yeah.
Like what? Oh my gosh. I was like, me personal. Your microwave needs fixing? Yeah. What nursing home is this? My gosh. No, like I would just gotta, I would gotta just see like how it would play out. Oh, I'd have to see. I want to also know if I'm capable of wrestling an 80 year old woman. I want to know. I bet you,
I don't know. My brother never did take that opportunity up. Maybe you should ask him about it. You know that one take that's going around that's like, if an intruder came in your house, what would you do? It's like, mom, can I do boxing? No. I've been practicing my thing. I'm going to do the cheer thing. Do it against Cash. Cash is an intruder. Stand up, Cash. What's happening to me? No, just stand up. It's not going to hurt. It's Harper's.
And what's the intruder gonna do? That's all. Wait, I know what I would do. What? That was very not gonna, that's not gonna work. Guys, look what just popped up on my snap. Piper versus Harper took a turn. Did she message you? Did she actually DM you? Yeah. Has anything come of it? Let's see here. Instagram. She made a whole video about it.
I know. God, she had to go to lessons. That's kind of crazy, isn't it? She said, hold on, let me just delete that. Delete what? Why are you unsending messages? Okay, so. Wait, give me that. She said, want to talk? She already unsent it. I don't know what it was. No, I didn't. What? Harper, unsending messages is bad. Why did you unsend? I unsended, that's a joke. Oh. Because I don't want her to actually be mad.
At me. Well, I'm going to say that was not a joke. That was not a joke. It's fine. She probably won't even see it. Anyways. That was not a joke. Sent. Oh, she sent it. Oh, wow. Oh, you sent it. No, no, wait. I said I was a joke. Don't send that. That was a joke. No, but what's it called? That was a joke. So she said, want to talk? In her YouTube video, she sent that. And then I said, no, sorry. I want to fight. I understand you're too scared to fight a 14-year-old when you're 17. Don't worry. We all have our biggest fears.
Period. Wow. You know, also about, speaking of the microwave and the old lady. You need to send her a contract. No, I'm scared. I'm not scared. I'm not scared. Speaking of the microwave and the old lady.
The microwave invention is the one thing I will never get past in my entire life. It's weird. I don't like microwaves. Because I tried to put a piece of chocolate in there to melt it, and it does not melt. What does it do? It just stays the same. It stays the same. Well, my chocolate melted. No. If you put chocolate in the microwave, it won't melt. Wait, no, no, no, Cash. Because remember, you tried a piece of candy from that really bad batch of Halloween candy we got.
And remember that? Yeah. You were like, oh, I'm going to melt it. And that whole bag of candy was bad. And it wouldn't melt.
No, you couldn't even eat it. It was so bad. Okay, but what about this bag of candy? It didn't melt. Why are you acting like we didn't buy the worst bag of candy ever? We bought... I bought Halloween... What does that have to do with the microwave? What does that have to do with the microwave? No, no, no. Kate, I'm fully in support that on Halloween, me and you bought a bag of candy that was spoiled. I know that. We both know this. Cash, we put out music together. We did. Yes. No.
Did y'all put that music in the microwave? Yes, but what does that have to do with me melting chocolate in the microwave? Because that chocolate obviously was not right. It was not made right or something because you couldn't even bite into it. Oh, so you think it was just that chocolate I put in the microwave? No, I think it was the whole bag of chocolate. I think any piece of chocolate you would have put in the microwave would have melted. No. Well, it depends.
If there's no hydrogen in, if there's no like water molecules in whatever you're trying to heat up. Are you trying to be smart? Wow, bro. You're so smart. No, that's true though. It's a fact. No. Okay. Also, I don't understand this. Then you put the water thing in the microwave. Yeah. Okay. You can put something in a microwave. It can be burning hot, but you open the microwave. No heat comes out.
Huh? Because it's not heating the air. It's heating the water. Yeah, you can't tell me that sounds normal. No, it's not heating the air. It's heating the water molecules. I'm going to heat you up without heating anything around you. You're heating the air from inside. No. You're manipulating the molecules inside my body. You might be saying the scientific reason of a microwave, but you can't tell me you actually understand that.
Yeah, you can have something boiling in the microwave, but the second you open the microwave you can touch everything in there and nothing's hot Well, it's hot Besides the thing it was targeting. Well, there's nothing it's not it's not there's no water molecules in the air So it's not gonna warm up the air. This is when everybody clicks off, right?
Girls what do you have your phone? You're picking at your board. You're bored I got like I don't know what just happened but like a part of my head just I got like one of those shooting headaches right listen No way homies to ask him for time again Perfectly 40 minutes this one's 30. No listen
You guys know those... Wait, where is it off of, Kate? Finding Nemo. You guys know the Finding Nemo seagulls that are like, Mon, mon, mon, mon, mon, mon, mon, mon, mon, mon. That's Maverick. What? Ton, ton, ton, ton, ton, ton, ton, ton. Okay, well, these two girls aren't going to manage the podcast. And sometimes you get carried away. So I feel like I have to... ASMR. No, stop doing that. I hate when you do that. What? Because it's never ASMR. What, Ton? You always say it, but it never is. Bon...
Do you even know? Here's the thing. Please, Mav, tell me the thing. You want to know the thing? I want to know the thing, Mav. Tell me the thing, man. Also, can we acknowledge that Maverick is 20-something years old wearing a onesie? Yeah, you freaking weirdo. Yeah, well, I haven't kissed 27 women. 37, sorry. Whoa, whoa. I've never kissed 37 women. I kissed 37 girls because I was a little boy.
Didn't have the right mind. Can you pick up where you left off with something about 18-year-olds and brainwashing them or something? What? You said something about that. First of all, I literally never said that. And all I said was... Joe, why are you laughing? All I said was...
turning into a grandma what's that i have blood vessels popping wait is that what grandmas have yeah that's why grandmas are so vain that's why grandmas always have those big bulging purple things coming out no that's a blood clot i think no you die if you get a blood clot this is me this is me if i have a blood clot
Okay. I have a blood clot. You're dead. No, no, no, no, no. If you have a blood clot, so if you... You're dead. No, no, no, no, no. Let's say your blood... You cut yourself open. It clots up to stop the blood flow. That's a blood clot. And you die. You don't die. Have you ever cut yourself open? Yes. And this is where everybody clicks off.
That's not all the way true. No? Yeah, Mr. Beast just did a... No, he buried himself alive, and he was afraid he was going to die from blood clots when he got up. Because if you just lay down for too long, you would get blood clots. Dang, I'm surprised Kato got a blood clot. Why? She'd be laying down all day. All she does is lay in her bed. One day, Kato's going to stand up and just die. I'm like, oh, she got blood clots. And y'all will miss me when I'm gone. Y'all are going to miss me when I'm gone. Y'all are going to miss me everywhere.
You talk like this, Kate. Everybody see Kate's mic is like this. I like to be mysterious. She doesn't want to be here. And that's the truth. Look at Matt's mic. Look at your mic. You don't want to be here, Kate. That's not true. If you don't want to be here. Are you going to get replaced with Harrison? Leave and we'll put Alex in your seat. Goodbye. No. I knew she didn't want to be here. Alex, come on. Come on, Alex. Wait, so does that confirm Kate doesn't want to be on the podcast? I think we just fired her. Oh. Or she quit.
No, Kate. Get back over here. Oh my gosh. It's the chair. Wait, what? I don't understand. You're not getting sat on this time. Yeah, I've been sat on twice. Wait, it's also Santa. But not the one who comes to my house. So Santa's not... I don't like this. It's all like boy humor and I... I don't like that.
Wait, you don't get that joke? Alex? Yep? Everyone here has answered. How many girls have you kissed? Two. Two? Yeah. This is new information! I want names, address, sexual preference, basically Facebook info. Did they both have androids? I know his girl! Actually, yes. Oh my god! You dated android girls? No! He dated android girls! No!
Hey, hey. I don't understand this. That's good. That's good. Wow. Because I'm glad he didn't take an iPhone, girl. That would have been a crime. Yeah, an Android person cannot date an iPhone. Androids have to stay with Androids. iPhones have to stay with iPhone people. We need segregation amongst phones, okay? Could you imagine him arguing with his girlfriend and she's like, I can't see your bubbles.
Are you responding? Did you leave me unseen? I don't know. I don't know. You can't even FaceTime me, so. Oh, my gosh. Hey, can you download Live360 on your phone? Can we do a Zoom call later? How am I supposed to send this picture to you?
Sorry my battery fell off while you were flying time. Oh my phone's on fire. Alright, okay you can have your spot back. So you kissed two girls? Yeah. You kissed two girls? Yeah. Why haven't you kissed more? What? Well, first of all he's on track to beat you. Okay, well...
Alright, okay. Well, how come... How come, like, are you interested in anyone? No. Are you open? Not really, though. Can we put your application in the bio? Application in comment section! Leave your name, Facebook ID, social security...
Your phone preference And your network don't forget your network Phone preference is a huge one, but he's he's comfortable. He's an iPhone now. I do have an iPhone now. He's not Is there any questions you want to ask Harper? Nothing yeah anything really wait
Wait, you read all our comments? Ask us what the fans in the comments say. Yeah. Um. Yeah. Most of them just don't like you. What? They just don't. I do read most of the comments and they just don't like you. That's crazy. Come on, guys. Come on. 10 not to like the funny one. It's fine. I'm the funny one. I don't know if you're the funny one, Cas. According to them, you're not the funny one. You're like the bully, actually. Who's the funny one? How am I the bully?
How are you the bully? How are you not? I was bullied for one episode. Today you said that 18 year olds are great and anything over 18 is not. I said 18 and over. No. You said an 18 year old you'd prefer over 18. Harper, how am I a bully? You also spent half of last episode bullying people. What? What was last episode? When we just had about...
35 minutes ago? Yeah, but wait, what did I say? You made fun of my wife? Yeah. Okay, that's... I don't know, you said a lot of things last time. You made fun of anime. Yeah, you did make fun of anime. Yeah, you made fun of anime. You made fun of anime. You said anime. You thought you could jump higher than me. Huh? You thought you could jump higher than me. Yeah, you made fun of me. And then you did a vertical. You did a non-vertical. First of all, she's the one that let off with the anime slander. Sorry, anime people are weird. See? Who's the bully now? You can't say... Hey!
Unfortunately, I watch anime too. Hey Harper don't speak to them like that bullying is not okay. I can do what you want because the comments like Harper They don't yeah, yeah, what yeah, yeah, you know what episode one episode we purposely had Kate You know that experiment we did we posted two shorts I called Kate ugly and we edited it in a short and Kate called me ugly and we edited it in a short all the comments on mine
Why would you be with this type of a man? He's horrible scum of the earth this guy's trash And then her comments were like period sis. Yes girl. Go queen get that slay like what show him who's boss Yeah, yeah after the Dallas Cowboys trailer he's dead. Boss girl. That that type of language coming out of your mouth. What? Slay. Boss girl.
It's boss queen or what if anybody would say slay here it's Mav I wouldn't say slay I say let's go and I think let's go is like the guy version of slay I've heard Mav say let's go to girls on the phone he's on FaceTime and he's like let's go
I thought you meant he said, let's go girls. He's definitely said that too. I've never said that. He's like, let's go girls. What was that, Kate? Did you have FOMO?
No, I just have to share something. Okay. One time, a couple weeks ago, Maverick was on. Hey, guys, I'm back. One time, Maverick was on FaceTime with some girls. Hi. And, you know, they were making plans. Didn't notice. Your contract's already expired, by the way. He said, they were talking about the plans, and we were getting ready to film. Maverick comes up here. What did I say? Let's go.
Let's go, girl. You know, you flip the camera around to our studio and you go, let's go. And you show them. That was a Snapchat. No, you were on FaceTime. That was a Snapchat. You were on FaceTime, bro. The girls were talking to you. They might have been on FaceTime, but I was taking a Snapchat. No. No, you were on FaceTime. You were on FaceTime, bro. I remember because I retook the Snapchat three times. Let's go. I built it myself. That's even worse. You went back three times and went, let's go. That one's not good. It was for stories. Let's go. Let's go.
That one's not good. Let's go. I didn't do it like that. I actually, I have a question. It's not about you. Not everything is about you, sweetheart. Who's the boy now? Now who's brilliant? My question is, I need to know who Alex has kissed. You ask him this now that he's off the pod. No one you would know. That's his answer. It's an android girl. Yeah. Yeah.
Anyways. They probably live far away from Texas. Probably like Europe or something. Yeah. Chinese. Who else use Samsung phones? Yo. No, no, no. It's Android, right? Android. Are the Androids the one with the big circle in the back? I used to think those were cool. Wait, are Android and Samsung the same thing? They are. I'm actually just saying.
It's just the operating system. It's like Samsung Galaxy. I want the Samsung Galaxy flip phone. I'm clicking off right now. Well, that makes sense, guys. Thank you so much for watching this episode. Let's do the peace out, bro, with our toes. We will see you guys next time. Peace out, bro. Wait. It's over.