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I don't have any. I'm like, please take it apart. You look like you woke up and you forgot your skin tone, man. Yeah, you know what you look like? You look like you fell into a box of crayons. Guys, if you haven't noticed, we restarted the episode. So...
Because we want to put out quality content for you guys and when we feel like it's not quality, we cut it. This man's mad because we restarted and he's mad because he didn't want us to stop. I'm mad because we actually restarted like six times. You know what's bad? What's bad? Rotten potatoes. No, we were doing... Rotten apples. No, we were doing that thing in the last episode. Like, how long ago was that? That was so embarrassing. I hate it. But do it again. Okay.
Okay, ready? Oh yeah, this was the only cool takeaway. Harper's discovered her new trick. Oh my gosh. Not again. And she can run. It's very creepy, man. Let's not. No, no, no. Don't look towards us. The hair looks scary. Don't look at me with those eyes. With those eyes. Like I could disappear. You wouldn't care.
Get away. Anyways, so that was the only cool thing out of the last episode and we decided to restart because- Oh, we also played a song! Oh yeah, y'all, one of your song, man, is rocks just like those rocks. Okay. Those broke in the last episode. Yeah. Is it ready? Wait, man, I need to get my drum kit. Okay. I'll do all the singing. Don't worry.
I got you to sing it. I thought she sung. Nope, I'm singing this song. What can I do for y'all? No one do anything. It's all taken care of. Here we go. By me. Me alone. You call me... No, what did I just say? What did I just say? This song is called... This song is called Seaside. You'll see why it's called Seaside in a second. Here we go. You call me... No, that's not...
You have to stop. No, stop giving her, you're laughing at her joke, which is encouraging her. It's not funny. I encourage, man. Not that though, right? I encourage seaside. Let's go. Okay. Go. No, shut up. Okay, can you stop like hitting that over? I don't like it, man. That thing is messing up my kick. All right, seaside. Seaside, here we go. All right, we're restarting. Here we go. Seaside.
- I got you, I'll be the singer. - Oh, that's mine. - Say side. - Oh, was that the song? - That's the song. - My mom, my mom's here last. - She's so far behind. She goes, "Is that the song?" - Just play it again and you know it. - Okay, we'll play it one more time. It's a good song. You can always replay that track. - If anybody wants to know how I wrote it, I can tell you, it came straight from here. - Ready? - Say side. - Or way. It came from here. Or here. It came from one of these sides.
Never stop. Seaside. Oh, I love seaside, man. We literally brought the house down with that one. I just wanted to be included. We stopped for absolutely nothing. Listen, one day I'm going to be an artist and all y'all laughing right now. No one's laughing. Don't act like you wrote that, man.
That was all mine. I know that we're probably laughing at you right now, but like, you start off the song like, stay shy. Stay shy. Like singing in cursive, but it's honestly inspirational. Stay shy. If you can't sing, just sing in cursive and it makes you sound like you know what you're doing. Wait, are you saying I can't sing? I'm saying, you know how talking to a mic, your mic's like 10 miles away. Listen, I didn't want to thank you. But the,
That's how you sounded. Dude, I just talk in 2X. You just can't handle it. Yeah, you're too intelligent. I can talk in half X. You guys don't ever really see me talk in half X? Here we go. I am talking. Oh my goodness, you sound like Flash Flash 50R Dash. Oh my gosh, Zootopia 2 coming out next year. I hope Flash makes his feature. We got to dress up like Zootopia characters.
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No. Yeah. No, I don't think so. I think we should talk about something else. Okay, guys. Can we talk about the elephant in the room? Yo, you know what we should do? We should make a musical of the LL podcast. Like a musical LL podcast. Yes. Like the entire time. Yeah, I'm like, no, please. No. That would be so good. I don't know how to do it. And we could be like, this is how musical theater people sing. They're like, you are in musical theater.
I feel like they seem like, I don't know if he loves me anymore. That was actually pretty good. Or they're like, I just can't take it anymore. That's what they sound like. I need to go to the seaside. That's what they say. We're getting out of the musical. That's what they say. I need to go to the seaside. It's so inspirational if the LOL podcast went on Broadway. It might go.
Imagine our live show we do a musical Can we if we have a live show can we do a hashtag inspo behind it? Hashtag inspo. What is that? We have our live show locked in. We are yes Yes, it is it is it is right come on come on Hey your locks are hitting your mic and it's probably sloshing the audio We have to go to the seaside and go to the shore and then pick up the fish
What did you say? You need to calm down, little butterfly. All right. Cash, it's your turn. Please. It's your turn. Oh, Cash is back. Cash, do we have a live show coming up? How did you know it was me before the week was off? I had a lucky guess. All right. Come on. Oh, it's the hot. Okay, Cash. Come on. Come on.
Why didn't you answer the question? What? Do we have a live show coming up? What did the booking agent say? What did the booking agent say? I don't know. Oh, wait. His brain is so fogged up. Is this a non-dog joke? No. No, his brain is so fogged up. What did the booking agent say to you? I don't know what the booking agent said. I'm asking you. Oh. Oh, our booking agent for the live show? Yeah. Oh, she wants to do it so bad. Are you praying right now? Well, first do it with good posture, please.
I can stretch my back really far and get a double chin angle. I don't think a back has to do with anything with double chin. Oh my, like she literally like shrinks down to like a third of her size. Wait, I can't. How do you do it? Yo, your posture is actually incredible. I know, it's bad. Hey, cash. I can't sit like this all the time. Do we have a live show coming up? Do we have a live show coming up in the future?
See, this is a very tough question. And is there a description to clean-cum-a-ling? Oh, I'll give you all the rundowns. No, let me give them the rundown. The rundown is that we want to book a live show of our podcast in Dallas, Texas. Not a live, like a live stream, but a live show that you can show up to. Like buy tickets and come throw rocks at Cash on stage. And listen to Queen be live. Nobody throw rocks at me on stage. I'll be selling rocks outside.
Yo, imagine Matt actually stowed rocks outside. Like that size. Oh my God. You stowed him. What? Those are massive. Trying to kill him? He's dead. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. There will be a rock detector.
Huh? Checking your pockets before you come in. There's gotta be security because we're like crazy. But anyways, we're trying to book a live show in Dallas, Texas. Right now we're looking at like August 19th. I don't know if any of this information is true though. No, it is August. You said August 19th? April. That's important. I'm not very good with my dates. What days? September. October. October. November. We're looking at like October. What month did you just say that? October. We're looking at October 19th-ish.
Don't throw that. Oh, no. Don't throw that. Hey, you can get good money for those. I don't know, but you should not be holding those like that. Anyways, we might be booking a live show in Dallas, Texas. I just don't know at the time this is recorded, but if not, we will probably pop up an ad in this video showing you guys where to buy tickets.
Sorry, we completely like cut you off. Yeah, you asked me a question and cut me off. It's fine now Sorry, no Harper just was like collecting rocks and Kinsey said she looks like a little kid on the playground But Cash was telling you something super important. I already said it. Yeah, we might be doing a live show in Dallas, Texas Well, it's we're working on a Harper But we can't for sure say it yet because it's not completely locked in. Harper are you a star? No
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I'm a star. I got a hold of a rock star. That's why I told you to stop my job. I knew it. You're welcome. Oh, that's an instrument No, it's called the rock in the camera Oh my gosh You're hurting the cameraman's ear Just mute all of them. Don't mute it. Do not mute it. I was singing. What? Guys, if
Mad yeah, because this is brain rot we got to add some value Do you know group of whales is called a pod there we go Crows you know I do think about how deer and deer are both called deer. Oh
Deer lord. No, like if you see a deer or you see multiple deer, they're just all deer. He thought he ate without. I'm kidding. How about you eat something? Eat your mic.
That's terrible. No, no, wait. Don't fetch the rocks. Rock pick up. Hey, I got a question. You don't got a question. Don't ask a question. No, I do. I do want to hear your question. I actually did have a question. I value your question. No, nobody values anything around here anymore. I literally just said, what's your question? I value your question. Matt, why are you mad, bro? I want Harper to throw a rock through the wall. No. I will. If I get told to, I will. If I get told to. No. Hey, guys.
Yeah, man guys that awkward silence is gonna make cash restart the episode so let's not do that again. Okay everyone keep talking We only ever restarted an episode once in history and it was this episode and they were all mad We only restarted it y'all want to know why we're because I didn't talking they didn't know how to carry on a conversation Honestly, he's kind of right. You just didn't like not being a part of the conversation. Facts. No. Yeah, literally. Uh, hello cameraman I'm not talking. I don't think they texted me and said we should restart
What? Well, I might have texted him and asked, should we restart? And then he confirmed. He said, yes, this is trash. No, I did feel like there was just a little bit too much of like the awkward silence. Like it was like we stopped for just a little bit too long. But just in case you have a wonder. I have great questions. Inside dogs, how do we feel about them? Not good. I have an inside dog. Really? How do you feel about it? Are all these questions targeted at me? What are you, a dog? I have a dog.
Is it inside? She is currently inside, yes. Well, I don't know. How do we feel about that, y'all? Would you care if I dumped this rocks on you? I don't know. Would you care if I carried on a conversation? I personally wouldn't care if you dumped them on him. Harper, should Stella live inside? I would highly. It's actually heavy. Be careful. Wait, wait, wait. Can I see that real quick? Wait, wait. Let me see that. No, because you are going...
Okay, that's not even funny. How do we feel about inside dogs? I have an inside dog. They're fun. They're cute. I could deal with an inside dog. I've lived with Cash for years. Exactly. Inside dog wouldn't be too bad, probably. Oh, gosh. It's so icky. Cash? Yeah, he is. That wig made you greasy on top. You're going to break my kneecap if you do that. You're literally going to hurt him so bad. He's protecting his kneecap.
Okay. Oh, well. Oh, my gosh. Guys, I've hurt Cash so many times in the past few days. I hope one day I get hurt bad enough to where I can just like... Like a Maverick moment, like when he almost literally went blind? What? No. I hope one day... Fine, I won't say it. No, I was... No. That's fine. One day he's actually going to get hurt by me and like it's going... Like he's going to cry. No.
No, like, yesterday I was so close to cutting off his two fingers with a chainsaw. Like, it was insane. Yeah, she actually, Harper did actually almost cut off my fingers with a chainsaw. Maverick almost cut off my fingers with his pitchfork or whatever because I, like, try to grab something and it can do it. No, Harper. I heard she was stressing Harper with a chainsaw. Yeah. And my fingers almost paid the price of the ultimate...
To be fair, they did say like multiple times, girls don't hold it like that. Girls don't hold it like that. Hey, do you guys think guys should shave their armpits? Because I did today. What? Did he actually? You missed. Wait, did he actually? You really missed. That's what. Oh, no. Put your shirt back on. I don't like the girls who are like, it's natural. I trimmed it. What do you think? Okay, that's a trim. Trim's fine. Trim's good. Oh, there's a difference between trim and shave. Yeah. What are we thinking about this? Hey, next time you need to leave one long so we can tell.
You know what? I'm going to grow. Which one should I grow out? Left. That one gets more sweaty. What? But this one gets more smelly. So I don't know. Wait, let's all check our armpits.
Oh, I know! Matt's got some long jungles in there. What are you talking about? There's this clip of me saying, you have long armpits. I know he does. Matt's got some long jungles in there. Let's see it. Oh my gosh, they're not for tics to live in. They're not blonde either. Take it off. Are we there? Oh, it's like braided. It's not braided. Did I leave it braided? Put it back down. Put it down, please. What are you guys...
Take it off. He stinks! Yeah, get off. I told you, that's the smelly one. Smells like onions. Why are you all sitting so close? Okay. Okay. What do you guys think? Should guys shave their armpits or not shave their armpits? I think Matt is way more tan. Well, this is trimmed armpits on me. That's non-trimmed on him. Yeah. Girls, can you vote? I'm not looking.
I vote you just put your shirts back on because this is disturbing. Well, we're talking about just the armpits here. Why? You can't compare because Mav's hair is dark and yours is like blonde, kind of. I have blonde armpit hair? It's lighter than Mav's. It is. You guys almost kissed. You guys are really close to kissing.
You look like two naked guys on the couch together. She smelled horrible. Smelling each other. You're crazy, man. No, dude, you are actually atrocious. I know, that's what I said when you came on the couch. I think that might have been like the worst smelling thing I've ever smelled. Dude, I think you just smell yourself. Dude, no. I know what I smell like. But you, man, you smell like something totally different. Well, Harper sits next to me all episode. She doesn't say a thing. You sat down and she had to leave. There's a reason Cash sits by himself. Let's just leave it at that.
Please stay over there. It's because I have too big of muscles. Nobody can sit near me because I'm just like... You know what Kate told me the other day? What did Kate tell you? Well, I need the mic too. Hold on. I'm talking. Okay. Kate told me that I look like... She said, you look like... And then she goes, actually, I'm not going to tell you. And I was like, no, go ahead. Tell me.
She's like, no, I'm not going to tell you because you're just going to gas you up. I was like, oh, tell me. Tell me more. And she goes, you look like Mr. Incredible. No, that's not what I said. Isn't that just amazing? Isn't that just an amazing thing to hear from your wife? Do I need to remind you what Mr. Incredible looks like?
He looks like an upside down triangle. Yeah, didn't you follow up with that? Like, I look like an upside down to read it. So I don't know how to feel about that. He looks more like Jack Jack. Because his, literally his build is like, he is so wide, like up here. And then he's got like the tiniest waist. Where'd my waist go? Dude. Where'd my waist go? If y'all had kids and it was a girl, she'd be so insecure about her rib cage. What's wrong with my rib cage? Well, it's really wide. Well, let's just. Got big ribs. Oh.
Oh my gosh. Why are you sweating? You are sweating. Body shaving is fine until it comes to you guys, isn't it? Yeah. Okay. When was the last time you shaved your legs? I mean, there's no hair on them. I vote Kate starts shaving her legs. Who votes she starts shaving her legs? There's no hair. There's actually no hair on your legs. Yeah, I get laser hair removal. I don't need to shave. I get laser hair removal. You shave your arms, but you don't shave your arms. I do. No, I don't shave my arms. I used to.
Don't be calling out my arms, Cash. When I was in middle school, I was made fun of for my arm hair. So I was my blonde arm hair, which is like literally it was so normal, but I got made fun of. So I was like, oh, I gotta shave my arms. And now I just do it. Are you insecure about your hair color?
Nope. I like my hair color. Why'd you dye it? Oh, I dyed it today and I like it. Why'd you dye it? Why did you dye your hair? I've been gradually going back to natural hair color. Oh, so you're dyeing it because you're insecure about your natural hair color? No, I'm going back to my natural hair color. But gradually?
Yeah. Because you're still insecure. Why don't you just go back to it not gradually? Well, because I've been so blonde for so long that I don't think I'd like the change if I went from, like, literally the brightest blonde. Are you just trying to be like Kinsey? No, because she's dying her hair blonde. Yeah. Well, right, but you came to home and now your hair looks like her hair. Okay, but in a few weeks... All right, let's see whose calves are bigger, Kate or Kinsey's. What kind of episode is this? I predicted... This or that? You predict what? No, I predicted, um...
What's it called? I predicted Kenzie. Like, I predicted... She said Kenzie's got bigger calves. No, no, no. I predicted Matt bringing home a girl with big calves. Oh, I know what you're talking about. No, no. I predicted when I was like, yeah, he's going to have a girl with blue eyes and brownish, blondish hair. Yeah. And then, look. No, I think Kate asked. Kate asked, like, what's Matt's dream girl or something? And Harper was like...
Brown hair, blue eyes. That's like not, I mean, you didn't go too descriptive. And I should have. And I would have described her. Really blew your shot? Really blew my shot. Yeah, you were close, but not close enough. I don't know. I got some pretty big calves. I work out. Put y'all's calves up next to each other. I have big calves. Look at mine, guys. Yeah, mine are bigger. Wait, you got to throw them like this way so the camera can see it. Oh. Can we turn around?
- Harper? - Whoa, why is Harper's calf like muscly? - Whoa, Harper. - Dude, what is, whoa. - She flexing on y'all. - There's an alien in Harper's calf. - She's so muscular. - What kind of, oh my gosh. - Muscular. - Wait, wait, wait, do that again, show the camera.
Guys, I don't know if you guys can tell. You look like The Rock when he flexes his pecs. I think the girls need to arm wrestle. Harper's like really hyperactive this episode. Whoa. Why did we brush over that amazing idea? You need to talk in your mic. Kenzie wins. Kenzie's taking the cake for sure. Thank you. Thank you. Girls arm wrestling. All right, first up, the two weakest. Harper, Kate, get down there. Oh, I don't do that. Harper and Kate, come on. I'm honestly stronger on my left arm than my right. I mean, we'll do it, but I think we know. All right, let's see. Okay. Lay down, Kate.
Kate, do you think you're going to win? Today, the giant will fall. Oh, my gosh. What? That's rude, Matt. No, I'm not encouraging your stupid game if you're going to talk to me like that. Huh? No, no, no, no. That's crazy. All right, arm wrestle. I'm not arm wrestling. He just called me a giant. Oh, my gosh. Why do you make a... Arm wrestle. No, arm wrestle. No, arm wrestle. No, arm wrestle. Okay, fine. I'll do it. Okay, skip to that part. No. Skip that part. I'm not because we all know I'm not winning, so it doesn't matter. Just arm wrestle Harper. Oh, my gosh.
See? Couldn't we just skip to this? I knew it was gonna happen. Okay. What are these? What are the laying positions y'all are in? Y'all are supposed to lay down. That's hard. That's really hard to lay down. What? I don't like that we aren't talking into our mics though. I got a mic set up. Okay. Hit me with the squishy rubber. Alright, get down here. Let's see it. How am I supposed to? What are y'all doing? Harper's got a rock collection here to support her. Okay. Yeah. Put your arms up.
I wanna see a nasty, non-clean fight. Anything is allowed. Alright, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, GO! Whoa, whoa, time, time, time. Line up your elbows. Alright. Eye gouging is allowed. Anything. You can pick your nose and flick it on the other person. I don't care. 3, 2, 1! I didn't say go. Y'all don't know how competition works? No. You gotta wait for the gun. Snap! That was the gun. Pew! Oh. Pew!
Harper fight back Harper go Harper fight back Are you kidding me? Restart one more time Do the other hand Alright left hand left hand These are both our bad hands right? Alright 3 2 Oh this is interesting Oh no Oh my gosh Oh push Push Harper Go Come on Harper Come on Go Push her down Go Harper fight Fight it Harper Fight it do not give up You are stronger She's about to give up Harper Keep going Yes
I'm done. Okay. Harper and Kinsey. No, we're done. No. All right, Kate, get up. No, I'm too tired. The first round of that means she wins all the rounds. Kinsey as the crowd favorite. I am not the crowd favorite. This is going to make me more so not the crowd favorite.
- Get this thing off of me. - Oh, come on. Oh! - Cash! - I see some fights, baby! - Even Alex went, oh. - Cash! - What? - Stop throwing people. - Well, I wouldn't have to throw people. Oh, I'm sorry. I just poked your eye. - I'm so, ugh. I'm like over this episode, though. - I don't wanna participate in my games. Sorry. - He's a sprinkler. - I know. All right. - That's a fidget. - That's a fidget. All right, let's go. - What's your best hand? - Kinsey, stop. Lay down. No fidget.
- I didn't want to either. - Oh gosh, I'm not very good at this. - But you do it to make them shut up. - All right, we got a left-handed arm wrestling match here. Folks, we can all place your bets. Harper versus Kinsey, they're gonna go at the sound of the gun.
- Kenzie is the crowd favorite. - Merrick, who do you got? You got Harper or Kenzie? - Well, Kenzie is the crowd favorite, but right now we have seen that Harper has a pretty strong left hand. So coming into this heat, I do believe that it could be a toss up here, folks. Could be a toss up. - Who has the advantage? - I'm gonna go with Kenzie. - Kenzie has the advantage. Kay, who do you got? - I think Kenzie. - Kenzie, Harper, you are the underdog. You must show them you're wrong. - Oh, I would've been so, Mike, I don't think I could arm wrestle somebody right now. My arms are too tired. - Okay, we got this. Don't go easy. - Okay, here we go.
It feels so weird because I don't know what I feel. Line up the eyebrows. Line up the eyebrows? Sorry. Line up the eyebrows. Line up the elbows. And line up the eyebrows. Here we go. Okay. I want to see a non-clean fight. Anything is allowed. Three. What the? Wait, what? Wait, Kitsie?
Harper and Kate at the same time. I'm highly embarrassed. No, I'm not getting back down there. Yes, you are. Do you want to get thrown? No, that's stupid. What do you mean both at the same time? That was crazy. She didn't even try. She was laughing. What do you mean? Just let me sit here. I don't want to arm wrestle. No, we have to see double. Get down. No, actually, no, because none of us want to, so we're not doing that. No, come on. What are you doing over here? I'm giving my phone away to Kate. Sit down. Oh my gosh. You guys are so annoying.
Lay down. No, you're like being so astronomically annoying. It's not even funny. I'll arm wrestle. Is someone mad? Whoa. No. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Yeah, let's make fun of her more. No. Go to your mic, Kate. I want to be done. Just let me sit down and be done. Wait, just arm wrestle. I arm wrestling. I couldn't be more of her. I'm not beating Kate. Oh, my.
You actually did beat her right here. Does anybody know how a 2v1 arm wrestling match works? It's you and Harper versus Kinsey. Okay. Keep up, sweetheart. So once we do this, I can be done? Maybe you can do some more circus monkey things. I don't know. Circus monkey. Okay, so go over there. Just lay down. Just lay down. She's making this complicated, right? It's so complicated. It's so complicated. I don't know her reason. I don't know if she'll get it. Okay. Scoot back. You're really long. Scoot back.
Oh, the giant has fallen. Stop, man. All right, there you go. All right, Kinsey, get right here. Harper, get over there. Why do we listen to men? I don't know. All right. It's really uncomfortable laying down. Wait. Yeah, because it's the biggest and the smallest versus the medium. What? How does it make sense? All right, y'all tilt this so we can see. Don't concave the thing. Oh, my goodness. It's height-wise, guys. Y'all are all beautiful, skinny queens. Here we go. What's this?
- What's a squinny? What is a squinny? Ooh. - Is she trying to go-- - All right, folks, we got a match, rabbit two v one. It is team, what's y'all's team name? - Squinnies. - Team Squinnies versus Kinsey. All right. - Whoa! - Team Kinsey, Team Squinsey, what's y'all's name? - Squinsey. - Squinsey, that's a weird name. All right, Team Squinsey versus Kinsey. Who will prevail? All right, stay tuned.
- What did you do? - All right, they're lining up their hands here. - Wait, what? - Yeah, 'cause that worked. - The ref is setting them up correctly. - I'm scared. - It looks like we're going to see the fight we've been waiting for all year, folks. - Three! - This is the match of a lifetime. - Two! - What's in his nail? - He's not turning his nails. - It appears the ref has not changed his hands in a long time. - Two!
Oh, my goodness. Oh, no. Oh, my gosh. The upside of his history, folks. It's a 2v1. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my gosh. Everyone thought that Kinsey stood no chance against the two podcast hosts from Texas, but she holds her own. Push, guys. Team Squinty, push. Team Squinty has no chance to come up here. We all tried. She just asked if they're trying. Oh, my goodness.
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That's not fair. Alright. Squinsy. Squinsy versus Kinsey. This was ridiculous. Like I could have told you that was gonna happen. Alright. Here we go. No, you're way better at arm wrestling. I forgot about that. I don't wanna play. Don't do it. Get down. I don't think I'm gonna win. I'm tired. I need arm day. No. No. Get down. I was just telling Kinsey how I'm so sore. No. Yeah. You know how you've like thrown all of us before?
Listen, I'd like to say one thing.
I'd like to say one thing, okay? The one thing I'd like to say is Maverick is double jointed in his wrists. Well, I'm not. And when he plays, he gets my wrists like this. I have bad wrists. That's not true. My wrists are injured from bouncing. Nobody cares about your excuses. Just go ahead and lose the one-hustle. You have a good chance of winning. Just know I have an injury in my wrists, and it's very hard. And I'm sore. I'm extremely sore. But I've had this injury forever. I'm extremely sore.
Stop trying to push me. Ready? Alright. Alright. Ready? 3, 2, 1, pew! No! See, I told you my wrist, it hurt, it caved. 3, 2, 1, go. It's my... Stop laughing at me! Stop laughing at me, Harper! That's very humbling.
We won! Kenzie and Maverick won. You know what makes me mad? They don't even go to the gym. They just signed up yesterday. I'm extremely sore. Talk about your brother. We can't even go to the gym for months. Years. They signed up yesterday. I did the real world gym. I did construction on houses. I'm telling you, I have bad wrists. The second I get there, I have to fold. I don't go to build muscle because I still want to keep my little...
Little skinny arms. - Your plaid? - Very, very demure arms. - I have fat arms. - Is something wrong, Alex? Hey, Kate. - Yeah? - What's in that bag? - Did you think you were gonna have to do your makeup halfway through or something? Oh no, I've seen that bag, it's a maraca, shake it. - No, it's not a maraca. - All right, let's see what's in here then. I was right, it is makeup. - Oh my gosh. - For you. - Oh, look, it's scissors. - Ugly, ugly. - What?
I kid, but not really. What do you mean? Uh, it's for you, actually! We decided today that you guys needed makeovers. I think you decided that just now. Nope, nope, I didn't. That's why the thing was here. However, what are you doing?
We got two makeup bags and today Harper will be doing Mavericks makeup. Oh no. What? You're just making this up off the spot. Nope. Nope. This is, we just played your stupid game. Now you play our fun game. Okay. I'm going to end up looking like this guy. Wait, why? Did y'all actually plan this? Yeah. So this makeup is going to be Harper doing it on map and this makeup will be Kinsey and I doing it to cash. Let me shake that one up.
No, there's expensive makeup in there. Okay. This is the look I'm going for. We can achieve it. I'm going to be so mad if I don't look like this. I can actually achieve that. Take your makeup, Harper. No, that's your makeup. Mine? Yeah. I should probably put my things back. Come sit right on the crack here. Wait, what? Don't say it like that, please. Well, you put this crack in our couch and you're going to come sit on it. How long will this take? Like 10 minutes?
Hey, man wants to get out of here. Yeah. Yeah about 10 minutes That's what happens when you have to restart an episode because it's so bad though five times five Are you sure okay? Yeah, you've good makeup. Oh Yeah, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, hey, hey man don't make me look stupid no, okay Oh my goodness. Yep. Cash. Are you ready?
- All right, Kenny. - We all actually do my makeup too? - That is actually mine, Harper, so don't mess that one up. - Oh girl, I want it. - The Clinique, I mean. - The Clinique? - Oh, Clinique is yours? - This one? - Okay, I want it, I want it, I want it. - What is it for? - It's moisturizer. - Well, we don't need moisturizer. - Is this yours? - Yeah, but you can throw it away. - I'm gonna throw it away though. - Okay, okay. - All right. - I was about to say, this is like a $20 thing.
Come sit on the couch. I get stuff from Sweden. This couch is not big enough for the three of us. I'm too close. Just the two of us. We can do it if we try. Can I use this? Are you going to put that bow thing in my hair? It pulls it back. Alright, let's go. Let's get this makeup tutorial over with. Alright, guys. First, for Cash, he's getting... Great stuff on my face. Let's go. I'm putting Maverick's face with this. What is it? I'm not too sure.
I've never liked face paint. You don't even know what you're about to put on my face? Is this concealer? Yeah, SPF 40 but- I say y'all get like 60 seconds or something. 60 seconds? Alright, 60 seconds on the clock. I can't- No, no, no, no. Give us like two minutes. No, no. Two minutes. Put it in my mouth, you freaking jerk. I can't get it off you. Okay, we're not using concealer. Got it all over me. Alright, I'm giving y'all- That's fine. Don't talk. Get this off.
Don't talk! We need some blush. Wait, we got a makeup wipe or something? 60 seconds starting now! What are you doing? That can't be right. Yup. Yup. Yup. That made me look pretty, Kinty. Thank you! Alright, 60 seconds now. Here we go. No, no, wait, I can't open this, Cass. Can you blend? Can you blend? Yeah, I can blend. I just skipped the concealer. Blend, blend, blend. Blend! Oh, more blush, more blush, more blush! More blush! Turn your face to me!
Yeah, you look so pretty pretty pretty girl really no, oh you look atrocious You're gonna stab my eyes You made me get on the ground like I was some circus animal. Oh my god. Now. This is dark Stupid bad you look. Oh, yeah 30
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Hey, comment down below how I look right now. Really? You think I look good, Harper? No lash glue, guys. What happened to the lash glue? Can I just stick on there? Hey, fix your mic now. They can hear Harper. What is this? You actually have to wait because you... Alright, guys. I need to... This is absolutely ridiculous. We lost our lash glue!
I'm sorry. I'm sorry for Oh, no, they don't stick it off guys. I got like five seconds. Okay? Do you need this thing? No actually yes. It does it's it's just higher. Yeah, make up. Okay. I kind of like this. Is it any good? I don't know. I've never tried it.
Are y'all talking about me? Yeah. Oh, you smell this? Is it out? Oh, that smells like pajamas. Wow. This is a smelly mask. Sorry. You need to sharpen. Ow! Stop sharpening my eyebrows! Ow! Pretty highlighter. You're going to be the prettiest. Highlighter?
I don't have any. I'm like, please, please take a part. Yo, you look like you woke up and you forgot your skin tone, man. Yeah, you know what you look like? You look like you fell into a box of crayons. Look at me. Wait, did y'all tell him about this? Here's some blush. Thanks. No, we don't need blush. I don't want to look like him. Make me look different. Wait, do I look blushy? I don't feel like I look blushy. Let's put a little gloss on because you always do. This is our hyperpigmented blush. This is really hyperpigmented. All right. I don't like that. I don't like that. Get that off my lips. Of course.
Three, two, one. Y'all are done. No, we're not. No, y'all are done. You have to put on your mascara. No, this is plenty long. Holy cow, Matt. Yo, Matt. Wait, do I look cakey? All your beauty can be wiped off with one wet wipe. Yeah? Come here. I'll be your makeup remover. Wait, hold on. Put on your lips so you have lips to go. You want a mirror? I got a mirror for y'all when you're ready. Oh, wait. Here. Don't rub it.
Hold up, I'm gonna grab some real quick who looks worse gosh, what is what? You
- He does look like that. - You look so stupid right now holding that up to me. - You think I look like Pikachu? - Yeah. - Pikachu. - Pikachu. - All right, everybody in the comments, comment down below right now who looks better.
Comment, comment, team Cash or team Maverick. First of all, who do you guys think looks better? Cash. Cash. Cash. You don't think you did good? He doesn't look good. He looks really scary. Yeah, you do look like you're in a horror movie. You know why? It's because you've got foundation on your lips. Okay, that was intentional. She purposely did that. I tried to do that. She was trying to put it in my mouth. Okay.
Because it tastes good. Well, we have a mirror for you guys to take a little sneak peek at yourself. All right, here we go. If you saw yourself on Tinder, would you swipe right or left? I'm always, what's the good one? Right. Oh, okay. Yeah, you'd go with left. You're so left. What would you guys do if you saw me on Tinder? Can somebody make me a Tinder profile, please, with this? If he gets a swipe, someone better send it. I want to make him swipe. That's my...
all right here we go everybody comment team cash right now team cash thank you uh who's more attractive right now cash or me big reveal here we go gosh ah what the wait why does my lips look okay good i know that's what i was thinking yo yeah you did it we told you that all right i don't like it maverick's turn i don't like it at all give me that good i got a
I feel like I look like a sandy beach. He does. He really does. With like, like, uh, some Patrick stars. Yeah. Some blood. I like a guy that got bit by a shark, just walked through the sand and his face got dry. You're really drippy. Yeah. You're, you're very dewy. Oh,
- You're very dewy to say the least. - What was you thinking? What is this? What's up my nose? - It's highlighter. - You're dewy. - No, that's not highlighter. You just poured things on my face. - It looks more like, yeah, you poured it and used a paintbrush. - Yeah. - Yeah. It looks like- - I didn't want Maverick to look good. - You look like you were five. You look like a five year old. - And you look like a Pikachu. - Wait a second. Is this how you do your makeup? This does look like you.
Oh, that's a mind-dropping. I look pretty... Yossi is so ugly. Hey, give me the mirror. He's so good at being mean. I'm barely wearing any makeup right now. Why are you so good at being mean, Maverick? Says the one that bullied kids in school. When I was a kid. And then laughed about it just now. It's gonna get the couch. Oh. It's fine. Hey, also...
You know what you guys should do? It's a very dirty sponge. You guys should go follow us on Spotify because we are trying to become the number one podcast on Spotify. And also Club is on there now too. So go check us out. LOL Podcast on Spotify and LOL Club on Spotify. Yeah, go follow our two Spotify accounts. LOL Club, LOL Podcast and go like rate us on Spotify. That helps a ton. Please guys, I really...
It's my dream to be number one on Spotify. I know. Guys, we literally, we stay in like the top like 15 and we get up to like number four, number three and then we drop back down. But if all of you guys go follow our Spotify, we can become number one. We were in the top like two or three for like at least a few weeks. Oh, this looks like a heart. It is supposed to be a heart. It is a heart. It's kind of like butt cheeks. It's like, you know, when you go to Build-A-Bear and they're just like, I ain't never seen nobody do that. You go to Build-A-Bear? What Build-A-Bear do you go to, honey? What?
You're going to Build-A-Bear? No. You know what's crazy? Wait, I just need to know this. Do you guys think taking a boyfriend and girlfriend to go to Build-A-Bear, is that cringy or no? Yes. If you're not, are you in trouble?
How old are you? Yeah, how old are you? And the real question, are you in trouble? Did you do something? Yeah, no, that's really cringy. Yeah, is it cringy to you? Yes. Like, oh, baby. It's like how Maverick talked against it. Maddox said, hey, you and Maddox are walking through the mall. He says, hey, let's go in there. I'm going to say it.
No. It's one of my plays. I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, no, I'm sorry. I don't do that. I don't do that. Really? You don't want a guy to talk into the heart and be like, I'm her?
I love you. No, what? You put the heart in there? Absolutely not. And then you can squeeze it before you go to bed. I love you. No, I would actually die. Yeah, I did that. No, he didn't. Yes, you did. You made me do that. I went to the... You made me do that? Yes, yes. Alex was with us. He didn't say I love you. You did it at Stonebriar Mall. He didn't say I love you. No, also, it was not Stonebriar. It was at Stonebriar. No, me, Kate, and Alex, and all of us were at the mall, and Kate was like, let's go to...
It doesn't matter. Hey, it's Cash. She was like, let's go to Build-A-Bear. Let's go to Build-A-Bear. And I was like, in front of all my friends. I'm sorry. I'm such a burden. Kate brought me into Build-A-Bear. This is when we first started dating. She was like 15, 16. And they gave me a little heart thingy. Or they gave me like a thingy. And they're like, okay, now speak into it. And that's what it's going to say when you press its little hand.
And I was like, okay. Also, whatever you say is going to play throughout the whole store on the speakers. So don't say anything bad. No way. Wait, it plays on the speakers? No, it was bad because I was like, okay. And then they said, but it's going to play through the whole store. So make sure it's good. And I was like, oh, that's a good thing. You told me that now.
Why would you do that? I think it's to make sure you don't say anything bad. I would say anything bad. That would be so funny. I literally sat there and I was like, I don't know what to put in this Build-A-Bear. What do I put in a Build-A-Bear? Why is Maverick drinking that? Oh, that's diabetes. So I literally just... What did I put in it? You sang Let It Go. Oh, yeah. Let it go. I sung the Let It Go theme song. No. No.
he said let it go let it go don't hold it back anymore do you have the bear here no it's not my parents but the voice thing is like dead now i actually was there the other day my voice died did you have you ever built a build-a-bear no that's got to be one of the most like never unmasculine things you can do is go to build-a-bear i'll give you this how old were you
16? Me? That's acceptable. I was like 17, 18. Once you're... Okay. I was going to say, once you're older, especially if you're like 21, you're in trouble. No, it was when we started dating. So you were 17. Oh, wow. That's even worse. Hey, we've all made mistakes. We've all made mistakes, but some of us never recover.
Well, me personally, I'm an alpha male. Wait, why'd you, you can't say alpha male if she took your snack. She didn't take it from me. She's my cup holder. She took your little drinky drinky cup holder. He said I'm an alpha male. The disrespect on your wife. I was done. I looked at her and I went, and she came and got my drink. The disrespect is insane. I was an alpha male.
Me personally, I would never take that disrespect. An alpha male would never call himself an alpha male. This is true. No, no, no. An alpha male. I'm not calling myself an alpha male for the sake of calling myself an alpha male. A girl in our school makes us call her alpha. It's just personally, when you look at me, you know that's an alpha male. Right now, yeah. Yeah, I don't even have to say it. When I walk out, people know I'm alpha.
I'm a man. I'm no one to try. I don't like it, and I would rather us just pretend like this episode didn't happen. Since we're on the topic of makeup, Kinsey, Kate, and Harper, who do you guys think out of y'all three does the best makeup? Kate. No. Yes. I don't have much makeup on, though, right now. That was like the biggest roast you just did to them ever. That was crazy. What? Are you saying today?
Harper does the most. No, no. Just who do you think is the better makeup artist? I feel like Harper because she plays with it so much. Like she spends a lot of time. You're really good at makeup and kids. Kenzie. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I tell you right now, Harper sucks. I'll tell you that. She's no good. No, Harper is like one of those girls that like, I feel like will literally put on a full face, be like, I like it. And then take it off just to do it again. Good. Just cause she likes it.
I mean, I do like getting ready, but like... One time, you know what? You want to know what Kate told me one time? What? She was like... Remember when your arm was getting electrocuted? You know what Kate told me one time? She said, Harper put the same thing on me twice. Oh, when we were doing our makeup video? Yeah, you put like...
Are you saying she did it wrong? No, no, no. I was just confused. Oh my goodness. Oh no. Wait, what did I put on twice? It was like concealer or something. It was like two different types of concealers. Yeah, she needed it twice. Apparently. Yeah, maybe Harper was just like, oh, she needs it again. I have a friend who does makeup for like weddings and stuff and she puts concealer on twice. She's like the normal skin color and then she does a lighter one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just thought it was interesting. See, I told you Harper knows more about makeup. I just thought it was interesting none of you three said yourselves.
Oh, I don't know. What do you think you do a poor job at? Well, Harper is just being humble. Kate and I both said Harper. Wait, what do you think you do a poor job at with your makeup? Um, I really try to get that like, like super like doe eyes. Doe eyes? What is a doe eye? Doe eyes? Like this? Like Pilbara's doe? Like Pilbara's doe's boy? Like a deer in the headlights? No, I like... Oh, baggy eyes? Like Kate has doe eyes, you have siren eyes. I want siren eyes. What are siren eyes? Like they're... Is that like this?
What's a siren eye? No, K has more siren eyes too, I think. Well, what are they? Can you describe what these are? They're like almost, they're like almost like, like, like, like lifted. I think, oh, those eyes are more like rounded. Oh. Yeah, and mine are super rounded. I don't like it. And I think I want to like. Big round brown eyes. I got big round brown eyes. No, but, um, but yeah. And I'm the only one that has. Are you okay? Trying to do them. Wait, wait, what do you mean? What eyes do I have?
Dough. What about Maverick? Dough. Okay, wait. Look normal, math. Dough. Dough. So everybody here has dough besides Kenzie. I'm just a dough boy. Nobody loves me. Y'all, wait. Dough reminded me of brownies, and brownies reminded me of the story, so I gotta tell it now. Oh my goodness, this is a crazy story. Yo, Kenzie is cooking brownies, y'all.
For me. As a reminder, she's cooking brownies for me. No. Now, obviously, she opens them up to everyone. No, Matt. Well, first of all, that was my box of brownies she made. I allowed her to use my box of brownies. It was Kate's box of brownies. Okay, so somebody said, hey, can I make these? She said, hey, you want to make brownies? And I said, yeah. And she said, can we? Because we were both in the kitchen doing stuff. She said, can we use this box? And I was like, yeah. Okay. I remember her down there. Before she even asked you, she said...
Do you want brownies? I said yes. Okay, anyways. No matter who boxes it was. Trying to make it sound better for herself. It's bad. Kinsey cooks these brownies. Me, Alex, Kate, Kinsey. All of us eat a brownie, right? And there's still like half the brownies left. They literally were just pulled out of the oven. They were still hot. There's like five or six left. Kate goes, we should just throw these away now, right? Because everybody had a bite. And we were like...
They're literally still warm. If you throw them away, they will melt the trash bag. And she was like, yeah, but just nobody needs to eat any more brownies because that's just not good for anyone. And she tried to throw away all of our brownies because she didn't want to eat any more brownies. She tried to put the whole house on a diet. We're still making it sound better than it was because Kenzie made the brownies for me.
Yeah, and then Kate comes out of her room and is like, we should just throw these away, right? Listen, everybody in our house, I feel like we can all agree that our sugar intake is insane. And it's bad. Sugar is bad for you. I'm not one of those people that's going to sit here and say, oh, eat as much sugar as you want. Sugar is bad. Okay, well, respectfully, you don't have to eat sugar.
Where's my A&W? No, I just assumed that we all know we have way too much sugar, so we should maybe control it. Everybody had a brownie, so I was like, oh, if everyone's had a brownie, just throw it away. If someone ever makes brownies, do not throw them away. Okay, I won't. I was just trying to help everybody. I want us all to live long, healthy lives. How are you closing just the one eye? I'm texting my man. Wait, hold on. What are you doing, man? He's trying to make not-doughy eyes.
What's that called again? No, but yeah, I try to make Siren Eyes by going in with this dark liner underneath, but I end up accidentally crying during the day. Same. Yeah, and so then I'm like... What?
No, I found out I'm allergic to eyeliner. Like, I used to love putting black eyeliner, like, on my waterline. It makes your eyes look bigger. But, like, literally, my eyes would water and burn until I took it off. So, I can't do that anymore. Oh, my gosh. Well, all right, guys. Well, make sure to go follow us on Spotify. LOL Podcast on Spotify. I don't know what Matt was doing. Go get us to the number one podcast on Spotify. We'll see you guys next time. Peace out, bro. Shaka!