Deep Dive
Shownotes Transcript
- We are gonna be looking through each other's phones today. - Please don't, please don't look through mine. - I just told them this. - Can I have two minutes? I need a little bit longer. - I need three minutes. - I told them, I was like, all right, we're gonna look through each other's phones. And then all of them started going through their phones like the real stuff. - I need three minutes just to clear it out for just a minute. - Hey, listen. - What? - I won't go deep in yours if you don't. - No, Matt, stop. - I don't know why I did that. - I'll just go surface level and whoever goes through mine, I'll go surface level through yours. - Listen.
I don't know why I tripped out because my phone is so beyond dry. Oh, there's no way. I know there's stuff on my phone. I'm a teenage girl. I know how to go through phones. I know there's stuff on my phone. What are you going to look through? Oh, I know what's... I just know. I'm looking through pictures, text messages. Wait until we're done. Wait until we...
MyEyesOnly is off limits. Yeah, MyEyesOnly is off limits, too. What? Like, y'all cannot look through that. Also, you don't know the password either. No, actually, MyEyesOnly is off limits. I'm with you on that. I agree, Kate's MyEyesOnly is off limits. Bro. The fact that y'all got those is kind of crazy. No, no, no, no, no. Kate, MyEyesOnly has to be off limits for...
Reasons. What? But we can look through yours. No. No, because I remember what my eyes only looked like when I was her age. My eyes only literally just had like important stuff in there. I'm literally a teenage girl. Like, what do you think is on my phone? Yeah, out of everyone, it's going to be you. Yeah.
Yeah, we know yours is the worst. No, it's really bad. I just need to delete it. Listen, me? I am completely confident I will give you guys passwords to anything on my phone. Okay. Really? Anything. You guys can go through. He has the driest phone ever. Mine's actually pretty dry. Images, text messages, my eyes only. You guys can go through whatever you want on mine. All right, here's the thing. Kate needs to go through Harper's phone. Yeah. But Kate's not going to go deep enough.
can go deep enough i'll go through harper's i've all no she can't i volunteer as tribute no you don't want to know what's in my phone just trust me there's all the notes all the that's what i was hoping to go through on yours bro okay no no take her phone hey you're not allowed to edit i'm not editing how about this harper gives everybody goes this way so you get mine lucky you
Okay, I will tell you. No, no, no. There's one note that don't talk about on this episode. Don't. No, I'm so serious. And I will tell you guys after this. It's just private between me and this person. I will leave their name out.
No, that's not right. Can you tell us what the general note is? You know what? She doesn't want it to be seen in the light that she wrote. No, no, no, no. You can read the whole thing. But one of my friends just needed some words of inspiration. Inspiration? No, not inspiration. It was just, I'll explain it in a little bit when we're off the episode because that. Okay. Interesting. Let's go. But you'll know which one I'm talking about, Mav, right off the bat. I already know who it is.
All right. What? I already know who it is. Mav, give Harper your phone. Mav, give Harper your phone. Harper, what are you doing? Why? Wait, no, this is not fair. Why do I get... No, I have to go to Harper's phone. Yeah, you have to get my phone. So who do I get? Mavericks. No, no, I want to get Mavericks.
No, no, why don't you two gotta get ours? Because we can't look through each other's. I want her phone. No, get Cash's. It's boring if we go through each other's. We already know each other's. I think I should go through her phone. No. I want to go through her phone. No, you can't. No, this is what it's gotta be. No, this is best. No, no, no, no. That couch has to give it to this side. We have to give it to that side. What? Okay, I'll take Kate's. Okay, the girls already got your name. I'm starting on my math. Girls, we got Cash's. Here, let me just log in already.
Oh, I get Mavs. Yay me. The girls aren't going to do each other justice. Guys, this is not good. This is not good. Wait, no, we can't start. You don't have a phone. Yeah, I need Kate's. No, you get Cash's. Oh, frick. Okay, actually. No, you have to give it to me right now. Is it safe to say this? I don't know. I don't want to say it because people can hack your phone. Nobody say passwords on here because then we'll have to leave it out. Nope, I'm locked out.
You got locked down? Yeah, that didn't take very long. Okay. You can go through whatever you want, just not my notes. Okay. Because there's actually... I can show it to you. I did that. But it's all just very important stuff, and if I... Delete it. It's like work stuff, and if I delete it, then everything is very bad. Oh, my gosh. Guys, be so careful. Harper just erased Cash's phone. Oh, my gosh. If my notes got erased, we would all be screwed. Every single one of us would go broke. Actually, oh, my God. Like Harper. I won't be deleting his notes. Okay. Yeah.
Calc is like the operations manager, and if his notes go away, the whole operation fails. Mav, why do you have one called Sketch, and it's locked? I don't know. It's called Sketchy, and it's locked. You want me to open it? Maverick has a note called Sketchy. I honestly have no idea what you're talking about. And it's locked. Wait, wait, wait. Let me see. No, no, no. Talk to Harrison. You're already... What? Let me call him. Let me call him. Wait, no.
He calls Cash and Cash always has to ignore it because he just spam calls him. Wait, I'm on his story? Let me see. Wait, I want to see the story post. What are you texting him? What? You were texting Aristid yesterday. That's it. Give me a response. He said, he said, blonde tips better.
That's not me. No, no, no. This is his story. Oh, I thought you said I was on his story. Give me Harper's phone. No, I'm going through Harper's. Let's see. How do you not like this? Yeah, nobody can go through Harper's. Matt, what's your sketchy password? I don't know the password. He literally has a no on his phone. Harper, you're so fake. What do you mean? I'm just treating you bad and you're one of the nicest guys. Cash, it's song lyrics. Harper, he stalked your girls. He's not one of the nicest guys. That was just what it was opened up to. Open up Harper's love life, Kate. Let's see it.
No What is this? Okay, I got a dry phone. What's that? It's a photo of you. Okay, that's a thumbnail photo. This is not good. This is not good. Bro was posted up outside the movie theater. Bro, that was gross.
Only a thumbnail. He said, Kate, take a picture of me. I look good here. He was just feeling himself. All Kate's got is a grocery list. Make sure to throw that thumbnail photo up. I need you to unlock your vent. What in the uwu? Perfect for old date ideas.
Huh? Y'all didn't do any of these. What's it called? Oh, you got your social right here. 773-4499. Do I actually? No. Guys, guys.
Oh, that's crazy. What? Oh, she went deep. Oh, my gosh. Bro probably sent that to me. Let's be real. Oh, my gosh. This is crazy. Harper, I need you to unlock this notes app. I don't know if she should be going through your phone. No, you cannot go through my notes app. She's going through SnapMemories. Oh, my gosh. You guys cannot go through my notes app. Wait, what's the password? I'm worried. I think I should go through that phone. Okay.
Wait, we gotta remember to pop all these up on the screen. I feel like we're gonna forget which ones they were. Let's see. Oh, we're totally going to. No, there's a bunch of... Don't mind the batteries. Yeah, hey, everybody start screen recording on the phone. I'm screen recording. Wait, wait, Kate, you can't screen record that. But, Harper, you're the one who's gonna send it to us later. Yeah, yeah, it'll be edited out. Let's go. Yeah. So just screen record everything on the phone. What are you watching, Harper?
Okay, mascot is boring. Bro, her phone's boring too. No, this thing is boring. No way you took photos like that. I was hoping for Maverick shirtless pictures. Oh my gosh, this is... I stopped taking those after y'all made fun of me. This is just bad. Okay, I kind of want to watch these. Maverick has a bunch of videos of him laying in bed. What are these? I don't know what those are.
Play one. He has a bunch of videos of him just laying in bed. He's talking. I think those are talking, yeah. Oh my. Oh my. Wait, wait, wait. Alright, we're gonna watch the video. Bro was crying. Who is this? Everybody be quiet. Oh, that's his ex. What?
Oh, that is like my ex from when I was a child. Wait, alright, let me listen to this video. You know what really grinds my gears? What grinds your gears? I'm 22 years old, guys. At this point, at this point, I expected to be waking up to like my beautiful wife right here. Wait, what is this? What is this? I'm pretty sure I put that on my story. Oh, no. Let's see. Um, what did you find? What?
She went to voice memos, that's crazy. She's going deep. She's in the voice memos. Voice memos? I missed it! You did. No, get in the phone! Bro, he just did.
I ejected. Oh my god. No one gets to listen to me. I said voice notes. He went, hey. All right, hold on. Give me one second. No, no, no, no. Are you texting? No. Cash, come on now. Are you still on the notes? No. Okay. What are you on? Recently deleted. I'm not screen recording it because I'm scared of what's going to be seen. I don't want, if there's anything in here that Joe can't see, I'm not going to see it. You deleted all your recordings? No. What? What?
Oh yeah, that's true. I don't need to see the girl's screen recording. Well, Mav, my phone is fine. There's nothing on here. I told you. Dude, nothing on there. There's nothing on Mav's phone, bro. He dry. Bro, I've been finding so many things. But I'm only on camera roll. I gotta get off camera roll. Can I just phone be the juiciest? Yeah, we all got mine. Wait, is my phone pretty juicy?
Wait, what are you looking through? Oh my gosh. Matt's phone is so slow. Just photos. There's gotta be something on here. Harper? What? This is a form of bullying. Hmm. It's just a picture of some guy's butt out. What? But like, he's like at a gas station and his pants hurt. I couldn't help myself. We're gonna go way deep in these memories, Kate. Oh no, Matt, that's so scary. Oh! Oh, I am so sorry, Matt. Oh, wait, what are we about to do?
Oh, no. Please. Oh, no. Please stop. Oh, no. I don't know what you just found. I didn't want to see that. I'm scared. Oh, you should be. Because every girl you've texted in the last year...
They all now have a notification that says you screen recorded their chat. No. All of them. No. It says Marik screen recorded your chat. There's no way. That's on me. Bro. That's on me. Wait, wait, wait. Let me go through. Why would you do that? I'll take full responsibility. Oh.
Oh, I'm going to have to send them this clip. They're going to have to see this clip. You guys sent a lot of people this clip. How many people? Oh, yeah. How many people did you go to? I mean, I opened them all. Oh, my God. Wait, what did you use my Face ID for? Nothing. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Stop, stop, stop.
I know what she's doing. What? What? Oh my gosh. Look at- Cash's phone has so much juice and they won't let us see it. No, I'm just making sure. Were you going into his hidden albums? No, he's recently deleted. I don't know what Kate's checking. I just- I'm just double checking. Scared. Wait, what? Dude.
Okay, do you not have anything to hide because you just do it all on his phone instead? Yeah, that's what it seems like. Oh my gosh. Yeah, for real. I told you, my mind is always off limits.
You're screen recording your wife's chat? I just got the notification. Dude, everyone's chat, man. Yo, look at Mav's... Wait, wait, wait, Mav, turn it down because I had a potty mouth when I was in eighth grade. Did you really? I had a really bad potty mouth. Yo, y'all gotta... No, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. Wait, y'all gotta see this on the screen. Look at how many screen recordings I did on Mav. Oh my gosh. Every female. Can you send a photo out or a video of me like, hey, sorry, on the pot, please?
Oh, she's getting into something else. There's nothing in there. Oh, come on. Oh, Maverick. Wait, what are you finding in my phone, Kate? Oh, Kate. No, nothing. Kate says, I'm so upset right now. I was thinking about stupid stuff. And then thinking about... Wait, check the date first of all, because I was definitely 15.
Yeah, what's the date, Matt? We need dates. She said, what if I left my house and died? Lucy would be so confused as to why I never came back to see her again. What? Lucy's her dog. She's worried what her dog is going to think if she dies and doesn't come back. And she's sobbing right here. Wait, check the date. It is May 10th, 2018. Oh.
That's wild. You know what? I got a banger. Cash, please. Also, a girl's texting you. I'm assuming about the chat. I have to respond to them now. We've gone through enough. A lot of your girls are texting you. Can I show this? Maybe you ask me. It's my phone. Let me see. I wouldn't show that one. Come on. We could throw up a different one that's similar.
No, I say we throw up this one. I don't think so. Blur this out if I'm not allowed to throw it up. Let me see it. What's bad about it? Let me see it. I mean, it's just like, that's what's bad about it. Yeah. Ew! Okay, enough photos, guys. Enough photos. Aw. We gotta move on. Oh my gosh. Wait, I wasn't done. I wasn't done. I wasn't done. Are you taxing? No. I have to go fix everything Cash messed up now. I can't believe you did that, bro. Oh, man.
I should have done something that I didn't think about. I should have went to text messages and typed out my name. See what you're saying about me. Hey, Harper, can I see your phone? No. Wait, Kate. Wait, wait. Don't give it back yet. Wait, give it to her. I won't touch it. I won't touch it. But give it back to her real quick. Okay, now come sit down. Harper, come sit. Have a seat. Sit down, Harper. Don't be shy. Okay. Kate, will you type our names in? Go to her text messages and type our names in. Just type in Cash. Why? No, Cash is going to bring up the different stuff. Type in Maverick.
Now type in me. Type in Cash. No, you don't want to do that. It's literally all just her mom. Cash had to send this. Just got this text from Cash. Yeah, do my name. Wait, move your mic down. Oh, sorry guys. Maverick's name. Oh my gosh. I'm getting Snapchats from everyone.
All right. I'm just going to send a massive snap. Yo, if I just screen recorded your chat, I'm sorry. I didn't do it. He did. No? Yeah. He was showing me what you were talking about. No. We swapped phones for the podcast episode and Cash screen recorded my Snapchat. So we had to screen record and he just screen recorded everything and opened everyone's chat. So sorry if it says your chat got screen recorded. It's literally Cash. Your name is just all text. Does that help you? All right. Do Kate. Kate.
Oh, I'll check Mavericks first. Oh. Watch Harper be like, I can't stand Maverick. Oh, there's nothing. Okay, you Kate, you Kate. I don't think there'll be anything here. See if Harper's talking shade on us. Yeah. I'm a good friend. It's literally all of this. Is there just like a send to all button? A send to all? I don't know. You guys want to know something? I did something bad.
I did something really bad. And when I mean bad, I mean like illegal. Very inappropriate. Yeah. And a horrific thing to do to someone. Everyone's texting me like, what are you up to? What's going on? Why are you screaming? Sorry. Great story. Go ahead. Finish your illegal story. Listen.
We were driving down the road, me and Maverick, and Matt goes, look, it's Bradley. Bradley is our cousin who is our age. And he's very like, when you see Bradley, it's Bradley. He's a unique looking individual. No, he's a great looking guy, but nobody looks, like Bradley, he's got this curly hair. No, it's just like you can tell
from a mile away. Wide shoulders. Like, you could just tell it's Bradley. You could tell it's him. And Mav's like, that's Bradley. And I was like, no, it's not. That's not his car. Where were you? I was like, speed up and I'll check. Did you go through, you know, whose texts? Ariston? Mm-hmm. What were you saying, Cash? Yeah, thanks, Mav. Whoa. Where was I at? Oh, Mav was like, speed up. And I was like, let me see if it's Bradley. And we drive by and I was like, that is Bradley. And then I was like, okay, Mav.
Pull up and then slow down and ride as you slow down. I'm gonna moon them. And then I put my butt out the window. Oh. And I mooned them. And they, but Bradley didn't see because Bradley was on the other side of the car. And it's just his buddy saw. So just his buddy saw and his buddy goes. And then we were like, oh, we got this.
We got them so good. We waited a couple minutes. And then about five minutes go by, I'm like, I'm going to call Bradley. Because I didn't think he knew who it was. So I called him. And I was like, hey, did you see the full moon out tonight? And he was like, huh? And I was like, that doesn't sound like you're in a car. And he's like, I'm at work. And I was like, oh, no. Oh, no.
Oh, no. Oh, man. We started freaking out. We're like, oh, we're going to jail. We're going to jail. This is bad. Public indecency. So I mooned a random stranger. Oh, my God. A complete random stranger. Stole my butt. Okay. Lucky them. Okay. Bradley just answers his phone, and he's like, what did y'all do? We're like, uh. I was like, I mooned someone. I thought it was you. He goes, oh, wow. Well, that's great for you. You idiot. He was like, oh.
You idiot. Bro, that's crazy. Why is that socially acceptable for a guy to do, but not a girl? I've known girls that do it.
I've done it. What? He did it to our grandmas. I did do it to our grandmas. What? I've done it to my friends. I've done it twice. We were on a road trip to Colorado, and me and Kate are driving, and my two grandmas are in the back seat. Little old ladies in the back seat. And they're talking, having the best time. And Maverick and my parents are in another car. And Maverick and my parents pull up to mine and Kate's car with my grandmas in the back seat. Oh my. And he moons my grandmas out the window. And they're like...
They're freaking out. They were freaking out. And then I was like, Grandma, do a bad job, Grandma. And I almost got one of them to do it. Oh, yeah. One of them was highly thinking about it. They were this close. That would have been my favorite day in the world if my grandma mooned you. Oh, my gosh. I would have been scarred for life. If grandma mooned you...
Life is complete, bro. And my life is over. It's bad. No, that's crazy. Is that Junior Grandma Moon in you, bro? Bro, speaking of this, you have a bad problem with this. Alex, how many times a day do we see Cash's butt?
Six is a lot. Every guy here is shaking their head. Yeah, yeah. I mooned Joe yesterday. Yeah, it's all the time, dude. What? You'll be in the middle of a conversation. He'll be like, all right, see you later. You turn around, his butt's out. I think. It's just out. He took a photo of my bed. Yeah, he took a photo of his butt and printed it off and put it on Alex's bed. Now, it was a Polaroid camera. I said, Kate, take this picture. And it was a picture of my butt. And then I put it on Alex's bed. That's crazy.
That's crazy. I got a funny... Yesterday, we were playing cornhole, like beanbags. He was on my team and he moved to me. Oh my God. I was on Joe's team and I was like, Joe, don't get distracted. Oh my gosh. Joe, did you get distracted? Yes.
I moved my mom one time. You moved your mom? You know the pool floaties that look like donuts? I was upside down in it. I was on it and I had my butt out in the water and I called her and said, you want to see a trick? So when she came out, I flipped upside down. That's crazy. No, did you know, this is my rap. I moved my mom when I was out of the womb.
Oh, keep it going. Hey. Yeah. Word. Let's go. Yeah. Okay. Now here's, here's something I've been thinking quite a bit about.
The other day, Maverick comes home and he says, Kate, I got something great to tell you. And I said, what? He said, I'm not telling you. So tell me now. He said he had to wait until I told him. Okay, okay, okay. Well, I'll be honest. The reason I'm telling y'all on the podcast is, listen, it's not like a good story. Like y'all are going to probably be pretty mad at me. Did you kiss your ex? No, no. That would be crazy. I would walk off. I wouldn't do that. I would walk off. So I got a phone call the other day from one of my exes. Oh my gosh. I'm on the edge of my... Yeah. I know. I'm like...
Y'all were there for that. Story time. Y'all were there for that. I'm scared. It was kind of an awkward phone call. And she was like, she literally texted me after. She was like, that was awkward. I was like, yeah. It's kind of awkward when you randomly call your ex for no reason. I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was kind of awkward. It was weird. Oh my. But we proceeded to Snapchat a little bit. And then she was like. What? Me and her decided to get lunch together. A date? And? Like your most recent ex? Yeah.
It doesn't matter which X. Listen. It's an X. Wait, hold on. No. Wait. You got to continue.
So we got lunch together. What? Wait, you win? Yeah. Yeah. And then? Well, I was questioning my reasoning for going. I was like, why am I doing this? Why are we going to get lunch? And I was like, I guess just to catch up. I don't know. So we just went and got lunch and kind of caught up. Oh, like she squirted ketchup, like ketchup.
Something like that. Something like that. But I really expected you two to be a little more mad at me. But what happened? I mean, we just got lunch. We haven't talked since. Okay, why? That's pretty freaking weird. I don't know why. If one of your other exes would have asked to go get lunch, would you have gotten lunch with them? One of them. One of them, no. Hold up.
What did you do on the lunch? You guys just ate lunch together? Yeah, just smacked. Oh, I know we were casually in a long relationship and then ended it, but let's grab lunch. Yeah, I don't know. It probably wasn't my best idea. Look, I'll admit, it wasn't my best idea. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Your idea? Uh, yeah. What?
I thought it was the girl's idea. I mean, it was kind of a joint idea. No, it's not a joint idea. Yeah, it was like, I don't say, hey, you want to get... She called me to like catch up and I was like, yeah, sorry, I'm busy. I said, I'm free later. I'm heading down to Red's if you want to just... We can just talk then. So we met up and got lunch.
I mean, I don't know. What did y'all talk about? Well, to be honest, we mostly talked about her sorority. And her sorority? Like, some of those sororities? Dude, I've been wanting to know about those. I mean, I got into rush talk. I think it's kind of like, I don't know. My mom was in one. Crazy. Yeah. She didn't tell me anything really about hers, but just like stuff that happens. I was like, that could be crazy. What type of stuff happened? Listen.
Well, see, I don't want to say anything because what if I got her in trouble and she gets kicked out or something? Yeah. She won't. They're kind of strict. Rush season's almost over. And then once rush season's over, you can party, have fun. How do you know this? Because my cousin's in college. Oh. And I always visit her and I go to her parties.
Put your mic down. Kate always talks about this. I know I'm going to get talked to after this episode. No, no, no. Honestly, good for you. Listen, listen. No, no, no. Whoa, whoa, whoa. What? Okay, listen. Obviously, the relation did not end on 100% amazing terms. Right. Yeah, because... But I think...
Well, I just, I mean, I think it's good that you're being nice to her and stuff. It was honestly super chill. And probably the first like 45 minutes of the conversation was like really like just fine chill. And then it was probably only like the last 15 minutes I think we were both kind of like, all right.
All right, let's wrap this up. Yeah, but what did you talk about? How good your sandwich was? No, she asked me about you guys. She asked me about family. What do you mean? We just kind of caught up. You don't just go on your ex. How was your family? First of all, that's called a date, by the way. No, it was not a date. You don't just go on a date with your ex. It was not a date. For no reason. I didn't buy her food. I didn't do anything.
I really did like her. Like, during the relationship. So I'm like, oh. Really? But yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I mean, I did too, you know. We all really liked her. Wait, are you going to get back together with her? No, no, that's not going to happen. Well, we're friends, but. Yeah, but. That's what I'm confused about. Like, why would you just go get lunch if, like, you guys have no intentions of getting back together? Honestly, it was pretty healthy. Like, I feel like we both kind of left feeling like that. Is it, like, closure? Yeah.
Maybe? Oh, a closure date. I feel like we had closure. Like, there wasn't, like, any... Like, we didn't really talk to each other. I feel... There wasn't any animosity. Like, I had no, like, anger feelings towards her. She didn't have any towards me. But it was, like, nice to, like, be like, hey, um... Sorry we last on that term. We can still, like, see each other. Can you be friends? Yeah.
No, like, but there was a part of me that was like, hey, yo, like, we go to the same church. She moved, but we went to the same church. So, like, I was like, man, if she showed up at church, like, would that affect me while I'm at church and stuff? And now I'm just kind of like, oh, no, like, it wouldn't at all. Like, if I see her out, like, it's fine. Like, we're not. Yeah, and you can say hi to her and stuff. I don't know, bro. It feels like. No, that's good. That's the thing. It's mad weird.
You don't have an ex, so you don't understand. That's exactly what I would understand. If me and Kate broke up, I wouldn't just go out a year later with her and be like, oh, we just went and got lunch together. You'd be like, what the frick? You just went and got lunch together. Well, first of all, we're married, and if for some reason we weren't together, there would be a very large issue. Oh. Well, they had a very large issue. I mean, that's why you normally break up. What was the reasoning?
You really want to know, don't you? Yeah. Yeah. I do. I do. She's never heard. It just didn't work out, dog. Just whisper it to her.
I'll make noises on the microphone. I'll make noises on the microphone. Yeah, tell me. I feel like that's a long whisper. No, no. Make it a long story short. Cash and I will carry the conversation while you whisper. I don't think... I'll just do a very annoying noise. Either of us are proud of what happened, so I think we should just leave it. Wait, no. You can tell me. No. There's no judgment here. No, no judgment. Seriously. No judgment. I mean, I'm only 14. I'll tell you. 10.
Tell me, please. No. I can't if you won't let me. Maybe we can get lunch later. No, like literally, wait. I'm actually like. Wow. I really. There was a lot of things going through my head when Maverick said that. It was just weird because like the night before like some weird stuff happened and then like Kate was telling me like, oh yeah, I was just talking about J-Bell. I was like, it's
that crazy you just said her name oh my oops y'all that's who we're talking about oh my god and then i love how they always point things out i know like people might not have caught on but now when kate goes hey that's her name yeah i saw that when you're
I know that when you're editing, you know. Yeah, I know. That's what I was thinking. I wouldn't have blocked it out. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. So huge shout out to myself. But then when she called, we were all like, whoa, that's crazy. We were just talking about her. Yeah. And yo, this is the top 10 most uncomfortable chairs I've sat in. Really? Oh, really? Rock it between my legs. It is obviously very uncomfortable. Can we switch? I kind of want to sit in that one. Oh, my God. Sorry. Anyways. Oh, my God.
Anyways, no, no, no. Anyways, yeah, so what did you eat on lunch? Oh, we had Torchy's tacos. Oh, okay. Number one, that's a radio flyer.
Yeah. Radio Flyer. Yeah, it's just... Johnny Rockets. Let me play. Dude, I gotta get on this thing. Yo, couldn't we get a bigger rocket next time? Yeah, Elon's right down the street, right? I'll keep searching. No, it's fine.
It's hard to come by Beginner Frockets, though. Oh. Okay. Okay. Okay. I'm going to go get a gummy worm. So Halloween. Halloween. Okay. So on Halloween. This Halloween. Listen, on Halloween, we set up. No. We're talking about it. Are we going to ignore like Kate just made that?
Yeah, we have to ignore it. I mean, it's getting cut. Yeah, Joe. It's the LOL podcast. No, it's not getting cut. We got to keep that funny stuff in there, man. It's called LOL podcast. Yeah, but there's like seven and eight-year-olds that watch this. No, no, no, no, no. Hey. Wait, ask them in the comment section. Ask them what they, is it too far? Is that too far, y'all? Definitely. They may not have saw it. No, that's not that bad. Okay. If you get it, you get it. If you don't, you don't.
You know what I'm saying? This is a bad idea to keep in there. This is not good. I agree. Harper, what did you do for Halloween? Well, it's a long story. Well, we got time. Okay, so. This is a podcast. Basically, I'll tell you what happened. So, we all got dressed up for Halloween, and we, hold on. Oh, wait, you went with a group of girls. Why'd y'all get dressed up? It's Halloween. It's Halloween.
Did you go to a party or did you trick-or-treat? I went to a party. You went to a party. Did you really go to a party? I really wanted to trick-or-treat, though. But it's fine. I guess I'm too old now. Yeah. Anyways, what happened was...
So, anyways, so basically what happened was we got all dressed up for the party. And like in our costumes, we were Greek goddesses and like white dress, gold jewelry and all that. That must have been a good costume. It was a really good costume. And then after that happened, we got to the party. It kind of sucked. Really? It was the worst party I've ever been to. Should have came to our party.
Not the tree again. Not the tree. Alex, did you do it on purpose? Timber. Bro's literally preying on my downfall.
No. So it was the worst party I've ever been to. I can just tell you that. Why? Why was it so bad though? So we all got there and we couldn't go past the front entryway where the door was. Like there's the door and then the stairs. Because all the parents were in the living room watching the Rangers game. I was like, there's parents here? Like I thought this was a party. Well, y'all are 14. No, I know. But like it's supposed to be like fun. So then after...
after that happened. Imagine showing up to a party and having his parents. No. There was a room of parents. We're all stuck at the door. And we were just stuck at the door. So we were like, let's go leave and let's go to this one guy's house. And so we went to this guy's house because he had a bunch of friends over. And so we all went there and then... Is it... What? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. But at the lame party's house...
I'm so sorry to whoever threw that party. I mean, she's a really sweet girl. You're just throwing shade at her party. But your party sucked. Don't do it again. No, it just wasn't the best. I feel like it could have been a get-together party. No, no, no. Not it wasn't the best. You said it sucked. You said horrible party. It might have sucked, but other than that, it just wasn't the best, okay? You know Kate told somebody that to their face? What?
Oh, I did. I did do that. Oh, my gosh. Because, well, okay, I was little. I was just a wee Kate. How old? 14? No, I was, like, 7 or 8. Oh, okay. Yeah. My friend was throwing her mom, like, threw her a slumber party for her birthday, and I was, like, super homesick, but I was, like, too embarrassed to say that, so I went up to her mom, and I was like, this sucks. I want to go home. Oh, man. Oh.
Imagine a seven-year-old telling you your party sucks. At least Harper was 14. She's like, hey, your party sucks, legit. Imagine a seven-year-old being like, your party sucks. I feel so bad. Did you just say to me?
I'm sorry. No. So, yeah, we went over to this. So at the lane party, we were all in the front yard at one point. Why don't you just call it the not as good party? The not as good party. The first party. Yeah, the first party that we went to, we all had to go in the front door because it was an open house, but we could only stay in a little area. Yeah. As big as Kate's chair area.
And that's what I mean. That's nice. So we all had to go to the front yard, which was freezing cold, basically snowing. And let's just say, yeah. He was there. Yeah, he was there. And basically, sorry, I need to say stop, basically. So after that happened, he was there. And he was like, Harper, want to go on a walk? And I was like, oh! That's how it starts. What time was this? It was like...
It was like 7, 8, 9. Oh, it was dark out. It was 9. A night walk. You wouldn't go put your head in a seat tag. No. And he was like, yeah, let's bring this other guy and this other girl that's one of my friends. So it was just like a little walk. It was a double date walk.
Yeah. Oh, okay. Like, but I was only, like, it was, so then. So it was a double date, just to be clear? Yeah. I don't know. So basically, this other. It sounds like a double date. No, no. So my friend and this other guy walks off when we were all walking together. They just walk off alone. Mm-hmm. And.
He is just walking with me and I'm like, so we're just like walking around and then um And then he's like we should probably go back and I was like yeah sure so basically he so we were just walking back and he was like Harper and I was like yeah, he was like and then he walked away and I was like I was like what he's messing with your head I know I was like wait wait wait. What did you do? He said Harper and then he walked away and I was like dude Can you stand up and do it to cash? I just need to see what it's like. Yeah, he was like Harper and
What the heck does that mean? And then after that happened, we went to this other party and it was really fun and stuff. Man has no game. No. No game. Worst game I've ever heard of. And then he started flirting with five different girls after that. So then after... If that's his flirting, you're safe. Don't worry. He just walks up to five different girls. Harper.
Angelica. And then. Maddie. No. What if he just walks up to all of them and he's like, Harper. Harper. Harper. Harper. No, but then after that happened, we went all, we all went to that other party and he came again. He took me into a separate room. Whoa. He was like, Harper, can we talk? Don't.
And I was like, sure. So he sat on, like, a little chair, and I was like, yeah. And he was like, Harper. No, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. He was like, Harper, and then he left the room. Can we go alone? Harper. Harper. So he, like, called me into a separate room, and I was like, hey, like, my friend Ireland, I was like, help me. And so she was, like, standing outside of the door just in case. And so I was like, yes, and...
And then everybody started walking by. And they're, oh! And I was like, what? I was just standing up. I was like, yes? He's weird. And so he was like, yeah. And then we went on another walk. And this was like 1030. And this was on a school night. And we were walking. And then he said, Harper, you should probably leave now. And I was like, what? He said, Harper, you should leave. And I was like, why? He's like, I'm going to this girl's house.
I was like, what? So you're on a walk with a guy who said you should probably leave now. He's like, hey, I got another appointment. You gotta go. I was like, you took me on this walk. Why am I, like, you're telling me to leave? He's like, I didn't want to walk to her house alone. It's dark outside. You still want to walk with me? We were there. We were literally there
there and it was like a mile walk he was like you should probably leave now and I was like wait wait did he make you walk home alone yes yes nice and I was walking I was walking in the mud that was splattering up on my shoes and then I went got back to that house and wait was this on Halloween yeah did you really slide trick or treat on your way back home no or actually yes I did stop but like it was just terrible like he's such a mean guy like gosh now be honest how much of the story did you make up none of it
That's 70%. He's probably really nice. No, I swear to you. Did he kiss you that night? No. I can't. No. That's Harper. I never know if we should believe Harper. Wait. I think he could have kissed her if he wanted and I think she would have probably kissed him. And then she probably would have walked home by herself again. There is someone out there who won't make you walk home at night alone. He's so
Also, word of advice to you, my friend. Don't do that to a girl ever again. That's not right. I don't believe that he... Okay, listen. We're running on a low budget. Things are falling. Just watch this episode again if you have the time. Okay, I got it.
Harper, maybe you should go into rooms with guys you think are weird before you go in. Well, I've known him since fifth grade. Oh, you go way back. Yeah, yeah. We go way back. Like two years. No. No. Four years. They go back like 18 months. Oh, sorry. She said four. No, but like he's mean. Did you read our texts? Honestly, I didn't even get there. Just a little bit. Like he –
so mean. And I was like, he was like, Harper, can we talk about last night? And I was like, sure. And then he was like, I'm really sorry for telling you to leave. And I was like, what? And
It's fine. It didn't work out with him and the other girl apparently. Wait, let me get them. I'm not going to show them. I think you like that. Pull up, boys. That's what it seems like. Also, guys, if you guys haven't already, go check out our new YouTube channel. It's called The LOL Club. We post three times a week on there. Go check it out. He said, Harper. I said, yes. He said, can we talk later? I said, I guess.
And then he said, okay, let me know when you can. I said, okay. And I said, just text now. And he said, no. And then I said, okay. And then he said, Harper. And I said, yeah. And then I missed a call. And then he said, sorry, I'm in shower. And I said, okay, do you want to talk to me now or can you just text? And he just called me. And then I sent him a long apology. You sent a long apology. You sent an apology. What?
- Wait, let me just see how long it is. It's a little book, a little novel. - Wait, I'm so, Harper, why in the world did you send him an apology? - 'Cause that's how guys and girls work. The guy does something, girl apologizes. - Yeah. - Actually, wait, no, that's vice versa. - Crazy is how short these texts are.
That is way. Those texts there are so short. I've never seen a conversation so short. But then we called for 10 minutes and I was like, I was just like, like, I was like, okay, I don't care. Like I really could care less about you. But you sent him such a long apology. Yeah. Cause I felt bad for saying like, I care less about you and stuff. I just, after seeing actually who you're talking about, I thought that's who you're talking about. Yeah. The stuff that you are saying is so not accurate. No, it is. Oh yeah. It's not accurate. No, you know who it is. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. She's sitting here saying, I would never blah, blah, blah. I would never kiss this man. This man. Oh my gosh. And then, and then he showed the video to his teacher in class. You know, the one. Yeah. And I said, he said, Hey, how's your day? Yo. And I said, bad. Now that you play that video in math class, you suck. It's irrelevant. Stop making it relevant. And then I tried to call him. He said, all right, I'm going to be honest with you. And then I can't even read this out, but like, I don't know why. I don't know why he would show that.
I know. No, that's insane. And he did it three times. It was terrible. No. I'll show you guys the driest text messages in the world. Let me screenshot it so I can put it on the screen. Look at this. Yeah, that's Alex. He said no. That's how Alex replies to me. That's literally how Alex texts me. Rocket League? Okay, anyways. Bro, what?
those gummy worms and i think i might want to go get one you know hold on one second okay he's gonna make fun of me but okay hold on let's see hold on hold on wait wait wait you shut your mouth no you wait shut your mouth wasn't there yesterday no you dad is speaking no no listen he's speaking listen hey can you say hey kate say it say kate go ahead and say what you said about this bag say kate i said that that is an unnecessary no no no say kate say what
Say it, clap. Clap if you've ever been to a fat farm. Ah, it's so funny. That's Kate's famous line that she says all the time now. Because it's funny because she's been to a fat farm, so she claps. No, I brought these home. Throw me one. Yeah. No, because it's going to fall on the ground. Oh, first tee. Oh my God, first tee. That's cool. Yo, I'm Luca. Listen. Who's Luca? Kate.
Okay. We'll pretend you didn't say that. I brought these home and Kate was making so much fun of me to the point where she was like, can you not have those in the kitchen? I need them out of my sight. They're...
The fact that you have these is disgusting. She was like, you could have got the small bag, but no. You didn't just choose the large bag. You chose the extra, extra large bag. And I'm like, all right, so whatever. It's a prize size. Turns out her husband has eaten like half this bag. That's not true. I don't eat shrimp. Alex, last night, did he not just go ham on this bag? Yes. That's crazy. First of all, eating five gummy worms is not going to hit on a three-pound bag. Five?
Yeah, 500. How many are in that bag? It's two and a half pounds. And it's half gone. Feel it. It's still got some weight. Oh my gosh. Wait, let me see. It's 44 servings, 90 calories per serving. Do you know what you've done to your body? I didn't do that. Wait, let me see the bag. You did it. And this man tries to say that he's low sugar or no sugar, bro. I'm very low sugar. I ate like five of those. Bro, that's laughable. Look at him laughing at you. Wait, dude.
What? Seven pieces is 90 calories. Are you counting out seven pieces right now? This? I ate one serving. This is 13 grams of sugar. That's about what I ate. Okay, maybe if you doubled it, maybe. Bro, you were eating like handfuls at a time. Can you give me one? Can you give me one though? No. Bro. Wait, what the? Oh my gosh, you just threw them all over the floor. They're going to have hair all over. Not that I care. Not that I care. I don't eat them anyway. See? I want the cameras to see. Oh.
Yeah, camera. - Remember when he threw all the Tootsie Rolls on the ground and I just like grabbed all of them? - Yeah, guys, I want you to think. - Two for two? - Now who actually eats those? Who got up and freaked out when they touched the ground? - You didn't pay for them. I have money on the line. - I'm not, I don't eat sugar. - Nope. - Say no to sugar. - Wait, can we go back to like two minutes ago when he caught one in his mouth? - No, I didn't do that. - I'm gonna throw it straight in. - Okay. - No, don't swat it. - I don't eat sugar.
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