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Do you know that TikTok, like, actually, for real, might get banned? This is sad. It's okay. No, it's not. It's embarrassing, TikTok, that you have to delete your account. I just can't believe that. Mom, Dad, I humbly suggest you save some money and shop Amazon for back to school. It's for my growth, meaning my body's growing at an alarming rate. And clothes you buy me this year will be very small very soon.
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So Harper, you want to start us? Sure. What do I say? Hi. What do you mean? What do you say? It's like episode 500. Like, what do you mean? What do you say? Harper's never been on a podcast, apparently. What do you mean? What do you say? I want you to try to guess. Yeah. What do you think you're supposed to say? How about this? Pretend you're Cash. Yeah, you're me and you're starting the episode. Okay. So, you know, right off the bat, he's yelling about something. What the? Guys, I have a bad day. Oh.
That's like more like Kate. Cash, what happened? Why you got a bad day? I saw a lady on a tractor getting run away from the police. On a tractor running away from the police? Oh, like this. That didn't make your day? No, no, no. I get it. I get it. Because the first episode. Wait, are we recording? Recording? Yeah. Hi, guys. What's good? It's Harper. We're going to talk about my birthday. Our birthday was yesterday. Me and Maverick each forgot. I didn't know it was your birthday.
He especially forgot. Until Kate told me to sign a card. I at least texted you and said happy birthday. A card? I don't know what he's talking about. Oh, I assumed we already had a card. Oops. We didn't have a card for her, Maverick. That's great. Oh, we don't have a card for you. Oh. Sorry. There is no card for Harper. Okay, but you do have my hair, and that's kind of freaking me out. I do. I do have your hair. Like, that's insane. I kept it for your birthday. Oh.
So why are there Pokemon cards on the ground? Those are just like a backup in case you need something to do with your hands later to tear open. Instead of the couch. Look, guys. I don't know if you guys can see it. We had to sew it back together. There is a hole in the couch that Kate had to sew back together because Harper picked it apart. No. Harper literally ripped the furniture. I think a fellow friend ripped it apart. Who would that be? Who would that be? Oh, you know. Elmo.
It was the gremlin. I knew you'd find that funny. Why did you find that so funny, Harper? Elmo? We know who tore it apart. Who? What face are you making right now? She's like pointing at everyone in the room with her eyes. Who tore it apart?
I mean, I can't. I don't know what you're saying. I know who it was. I know who it was. I was trying to see if you know who it was. Your hands are completely covered. What? Wait, somebody actually did rip it? Yes. Who was the coach? I thought it was Harper. No, it was Joe. Oh. He started Joe. He was like carrying something and like when we were rearranging sets or something, he like just ripped it. That's actually why Joe doesn't work here anymore. Yeah.
He ripped the couch. Kate was so mad. That is not what happened. Guys, if you know anything about Kate, if you do anything, she kicked him out of the house once because he wore his shoes inside. You sound like a lunatic. He had a 48-hour ban. What do you mean that's true? 48-hour ban is true. I had to find a place to live. If I could, I would. Believe me, guys. You kicked me out?
Obviously I can't, so that's a lie. She's so ungrateful. Would you actually kick him out? You should feel blessed to live with me. Would I actually kick Maverick out? Okay, blessed is crazy. Blessed is a crazy word to use. Do you know the amount of times a day you're just sitting in peace and you just hear Mav singing something? Yeah, I thank God a lot of days for a lot of my blessings, but never once has living with Maverick came across the board. You guys.
y'all are so mean tiktok's getting banned i know we've already talked about that no we haven't it was on our other podcast the one you're not a part of the little bros yeah the little bros podcast you guys should go subscribe because it's like this podcast but better oh i do have something to say
I have a YouTube channel and I probably just posted a video that has to reach a minimum view guaranteed. So go watch it. Do you feel shame plugging yourself? A minimum view guarantee? Yep. So pretty much what that means for you guys don't know. She promised a brand that she would get a certain amount of views. And if she doesn't get, and if she doesn't get the certain amount of views, then she doesn't, she doesn't get paid. So that's why she's self-promoting. Wow. Do you feel shame now? The video is,
is a girl talk video and i do actually like the brand so i watched it you can see the red line i watched it what do you mean you it's not did you really it's it's gonna be posted by the time this comes out the red line oh now do you feel shame now you feel like a liar but it's gonna be posted by the time this podcast is out need all wonder
Yeah, he got hit by a car just like me. No, no, no, but he actually got hit by a car. Who got hit by a car? I did get hit by a car. What are y'all saying? Needle Wonder. He's a YouTuber. That's his name. Needle? Needle. Is he from planet Earth?
I mean, I don't need all, you know, Salish matter and need all. Yeah, I can't. I can't with these names. Not that my baby names is any better. Kate hates my baby names. But are y'all having a kid? Don't tell me I'm your kid. She just wants to never find out. Wait, I'm your kid. Wait, does that mean he's your dad? Yes. That means you got to listen to me.
Hold on. Hold on. I think you should take your phone, Dad. Give me your phone. No. Matt, he's a YouTuber. He's like 13. He got hit by a car on his scooter like Harper did. No, no, no. Not like Harper did. Harper got hit. She actually got hit pretty good. She actually did. Did you guys see Needle? She got scars. Did you see Needle? No, I haven't seen Needle. He's like in a coma. He was. I was in a coma.
for about two minutes. No, for two minutes. That's not a coma. Needle. Needle's in bad condition. He actually... He's doing better. I'm trying to vibe him with the name the more we say it. Needle. Needle. Get back here, Needle. Needle. Needle. It does kind of sound like needle. Wait, guys. I'm trying to find Kate's channel. But... You're not subscribed? What do you mean you're trying? I am. I am subscribed. That's crazy. See?
If you were subscribed, I'm pretty sure it'd be a lot easier to find her channel. Yeah. Yeah. You would be able to find it. See, look. I watched the one two weeks ago. I watched the Help Me. Wait, wait, wait. Let me see. Let me see. I watched Switchmaker. Let me see. Let me see it. Let me see the red line.
- Hey, that's better than me. I don't think I've ever watched a single one of Kate's videos. Okay, she watched- - Honestly, I watched the videos myself the first time and then after the first time I'm like, I never want to watch it again. - Oh my gosh. - But then I have to watch it like four times to get the edits correct. - She's watched, oh my gosh. - Why is she like a fan? - She's a hardcore fan. - She's a friend. - I do watch.
She's my mom. Yo, she's watched all of them all the way through besides one. That's how y'all are supposed to be. Rising tides lift all ships. Y'all are supposed to support each other. What the hell? We don't do that. Rising tides lift all ships. Wow. Wait, what did you say? Did you not hear that? He said rising tides lift all ships. Harper supporting you. You supporting Harper. I support Harper very much. Well, then somebody tell me why my channel is not doing good because the tide is not rising my ship.
Oh, mine's rising great. Just so you know. I don't have a channel by myself. You know what? Me and you don't have our own channel. I know. I was actually thinking about that today. Barbara has a solo channel and Kate has a solo channel. Would you guys be interested if we just paid someone to film us our entire week? Just paid someone to film us the whole week? Who the heck is Alex to you? Well, Alex is going to film our whole week. Rosé, somebody that just filmed our whole week. Even using the restroom. How expensive could that be? Listen.
We have some funny stuff, but we don't film it. If we had someone follow us with a camera every day, well, first of all, we don't really leave our house much, so it would be pretty much one location. But it's funny stuff in that one location. No, the whole thing would just be me and Matt arguing. That would be the whole thing. I'd love to watch arguments, though. Y'all would genuinely be so bored. It's the boys having meltdowns. We're sitting there like, no, he likes the thumbnail with the Lamborghini in it. I like the one with the jet in it, and we'll argue for 45 minutes over the Lamborghini or the jet. And then they're like, Kate, why do you sit in your room all day?
Because all you'll do is argue. No. We also come to conclusions. After like an hour and a half, they might agree. And if not, then one of them just picks and the other one's mad that the other one picked the one that they didn't want. Also, I don't mean to say anything, but... Listen, brother. Listen, brother. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What is he trying to say? He's on my phone. Tuesday. Did I do it right? Tuesday. Tuesday. Yes! That's it! Let's go! Yeah, I saw somebody doing it today. Shh.
She doesn't know what it is. Yes, we told her. But do you see how she did it? She still don't do it, right? Do it. Tuesday. What the? Why do you do it like you're playing Tetris? Tuesday, Tuesday. Why do you do it like that? Why are you going to cook me, Harper? I thought we were more. This is what Matt and them look like. Tuesday. This is you. Tuesday.
I feel like literally like a 60 year old grandma is just trying to fit in. Apparently Harper did not like your favorite creator. Harper did not like the video you posted eight days ago called Help Me. She only watched it for about 30 seconds. I didn't like it either to be honest. What the? Give it. Then why'd you post it? Because there's an ad in there and I wanted to post it.
Hey, Kate's trying to get a bag. Okay. And you know what? You would do it too for a check. And you would do it too for a check. Yeah. But I never see no check. You know what? TikTok's getting banned. We already talked about it. Is it going to... But we haven't talked about it with you. So, are you scared? Are you nervous? Are you scared that, you know, your whole career... I watched it 13 seconds in. Anyways. Your whole career... That's all she wants. Your whole career, everything you've ever known. What is going on with your thumb? Every...
Oh yeah, his hands are... Do you want to interrupt this? No, please show them. Please. It's pretty crazy. I told him today, I said it to all my friends on Snapchat. I was like, his hands. His hands are wild. Disgusting. I can't wait for you guys to see his hands. You know what? You guys aren't going to believe it, but this is actually the better side of them. I can't believe that's better. Ready? This is so intense. I don't want to see this. Two days ago, it was even worse.
Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness! Why does everybody's face look like that? It's like sickening. You look like you're deceased. You look like you've been raised from the dead. Let me see the other one. That's how I imagined Jesus' hands when he rose. Oh my gosh. Yeah, so the doctor gave me this cream that I had to put on my hand. It's supposed to destroy my skin. So it's doing its job. Let me see it again. I had a couple warts, so it's supposed to get rid of all of them. That same cream is what he told me one time. He goes...
If you really wanted to get back at your enemies, you could just put this on their face while they sleep at night. I'm just saying, it would do that to their face. What enemies do you have? Who's walking around like my enemies? Wouldn't it be nice if you had the hands of me? Wouldn't it be nice if you had the hands of mine? Tiny little baby hands? I wouldn't be able to do anything. My hands are huge. No, they're not. That? That looks like
Now I'm clobbering with those hands like Spider-Man. Your hands look like suction cups. What?
Like, if you... My hands are huge. Your hands do look like sticks, though. You know how sticks aren't straight and they're on a tree? No, that's what I'm saying. My fingers aren't straight. No, your fingers are fully crooked. I know. I've destroyed these fingers. My finger right here. Look at that thing. The middle one goes the wrong direction. They all go the wrong direction. That thing is pointing west. So, wide receivers, their fingers look like this, but even worse. And so, I think it's just from catching things and being rough. Catching things. What things did you catch? Like...
oh catch girls hearts i'll have you know harper no no no please bro no come on what's that's what you did yeah i will say it did catch me as a little bit of weird i was like is that my brother or is that my little sister like times we can just watch maverick this is what you look like
Actually you look like this Tuesday You look like an anime character when they get mad you were like you like charging up. Yeah, I'm just I'm just I've had it Charging up is crazy. I've had it up to here with this girl with this girl's comments I've been having to listen to it for way too long. That's what you look like That's not true
Rewind it and watch. That is not what happened. That is. That is not what happened. What just happened? Listen, I'll be real. I was about to say something and I was like, I can't say that. She's 12. I can't say that to a 12 year old. I'm 15. Oh my God. I didn't say it. I'm not 14. I'm only 14. Oh my God. No, you're not 14. You can't say that. I can't say that anymore. Wait, you're 15? Yeah. Every time I look at Harper, she actually like. When did you turn 15? Yesterday. Really? Your birthday was yesterday? You sent me a birthday text and I didn't respond. What?
You didn't respond. What is up? Did she respond to you? No, but she... Yeah, I swiped up on your Instagram and Snapchat. She swiped up on my Instagram and Snapchat, but she didn't answer my text message. That's exactly why I didn't even text you. I was like, Harper don't care. And to be honest...
If it's my birthday, don't text me happy birthday. I don't care. It's just like a pain to go and respond. Thank you. I had to copy and paste my thank you message. Like, thank you so much. Copy and paste. You couldn't just click paste on me? You couldn't at least? This is like teeps turning off. Teeps. Just like teeps turning off. You know what? Everybody makes fun of me for saying teeps and fitty. Teeps? Teeps and fitty. Every time I say those words, people do not like it. Fitty? Fitty?
Yeah, 50. What are you even saying? My dad. Like money? Like 50, the number? Every time I'll be like, yeah, that cost me 150. Anytime he says the number 50. I don't realize how often. He'll be counting one through 50 and he'll go 49, 50, 51, 52. You guys don't say that. 51, 52, 53, 54. 51, 52, 53, 54. 51. But you're saying it like 50. 50. 50.
Yeah, and I didn't realize how often I say the word 50, but people, every time I say people catch on to it, I'm like, probably about $50. And they're like, 50? 50? What's 50? What do you mean, what's 50? Harper, are you Snapchatting right now? No. Is it one Maddox Batson? I just want to see. Who are you Snapchatting? You're always Snapchatting people, Amber. Wait, that girl? Yes.
Nobody can hear you. I can't say anything. I think she's a beautiful girl. I was just going to say, I can see in her eyes that she... We're not talking about this. I forgot we weren't talking about this. Stop it. You trapped me. You trapped me. Wait, wait. I'm so out of the loop. I want to know what happened. No, no. We're not talking about it. We're not talking about it. See, she's trapping you too. She's trapping you. She pulls it up like... The smolder. This girl. This girl is the one that... Stop it. What is that? Enough. What are you doing? Stop it.
Sounded like Maverick speedboxing Yeah
don't look at it do not look at her i'm leaving and i'm not coming back today i'm going to sonic i'm getting me another chili cheese coney what no matt please please don't he every time every time before the podcast starts he plays this thing not just before the podcast he sings the same same two songs that's all he's not even the song he says the same like three lines over and over nearly we
Go ahead, sing it, Matt. Just so everybody can see how annoying it is. My gosh. Annoying it is. Go ahead, go ahead. Sing it. Matt, let me fall out of line. I don't even know how to play that song. He sat down and said, want to hear a song? Yes, you. I don't even know how to play that song. You sing it all the time and you play it. I don't know how to play that song. All right, fine. Sing the great ball.
I don't even know how to play this. Yeah you do! Shut up! What do you mean? I literally, like, I've never played this thing in my life. Oh shut up. Matt sat down, and I sat down, and then he pulled this huge recorder and he said, "Wanna hear a song?" And then he started fiddling and I thought he was gonna sing and I was like... Why don't you learn to play like Taylor Swift or something? Taylor Swift? I don't know any Taylor Swift. No, no, no, just play what you know. Oh well I was playing a song before, it was... Did you just twist that?
Yeah, yeah, she did. How much did you twist that? There. That's how it was. I don't think so. This is definitely out of tune now. That's why it's gonna sound bad. Yeah. Definitely because he doesn't know how to play. Yeah, it's not because of that. Alright. Why'd you push your mic away? They need to hear you. No worries. Well, I didn't want it to be too loud. Okay.
I was worried it might be too loud. Sing with it because the singing is the real ear-ridge. Sorry, I didn't mean it like that. It's just the song he sings. The Great Balls of Fire one kills me. It's not just that. It's just the fact that he says the same three lines over and over. And listen, it's not like he sings like this. Great Balls of Fire. He's like, goodness gracious, Great Ball.
in like the middle of the day. And I'm like, Matt, Matt, Matt, I'm on the phone, Matt. He walks into the house and I'll hear him like take a breath to start screaming something. I sing. Okay, we're ready now. All right. And I'm sorry for all the hate K just gave you. What? Lord bless you. That is not how he sings. No, sing one of the annoying songs. And keep you. No, no. May his face shine upon you.
This is not what he sings. He might sing that, but it'll be like, "Lost you." That's how he sings. That is not how you sing. You want me to sing like, "Sing a line like you always do." Fine, fine, fine. He goes, "If she gives you her heart, don't you break it." That's what he sings like. That's what he does. And then he just says that one line 50 times in a row.
You shake my nerves and you rattle my brain. There it is. Too much love drives a man insane. Bro, yeah. What a thrill. Goodness gracious. No, sing it how you really sing it. Now say the Great Balls of Fire. Say it. Say it. Say Great Balls of Fire. What's the next line? Great Balls of Fire. There it is. Yeah. I laughed at love because I thought it was funny. Oh, I can do this. Came along and moved me, honey. You guys sing that? It's annoying when you're on the phone. Love is fine. Goodness gracious. Great Balls of Fire.
That's what he does! That's how he sings it right there! And it's not just one time, it's like over and over and over. Yeah. You know what he told me the other day? You know what he told me the other day? He goes, "Kate, he goes, "Kate" I think you guys should feel blessed. Let's do a guitar competition. No, you know what Matt told me? He said, "Kate, I'm really surprised. These last few days I've been really trying to annoy you with my singing and I'm just so surprised you haven't yelled at me." What? Yeah, I've been trying for days.
I mean, it gets to me, man. I'll take that. I was waiting for it. I had a Bible verse in my head to yell at her when she yelled at me. What the? Yeah. Like, see, he's not very nice to me, you guys. He plans his attacks. Yes, he, like, traps me. That is literally playing it. To, like, ambush me. I'm going to make someone mad so I can tell a Bible verse to them. Like, what? But anyways...
Back to our comp. Can you put down the guitar, please? I'm coming down, I'm coming down. Oh, my heart is all the man. Nobody gives a dang about me. Tell me that you love me till your little face turns blue. I'm always the one who falls in love. Till your little face turns blue? Yeah, wait. Who wrote that line? What? Did they put my cream on their face? Oh, don't put your cream on their face.
God, that sounds wrong. Okay, anyways. I'm condemned, I'm condemned. All my heart is all the man. Nobody gives a damn. Okay, actually, please stop. Please stop. Actually, I think we just, they unsubscribed, actually. Like, we, like, lost viewers for sure. Yeah. Viewer retention dropped. Yeah, mute his mic, Alex. Tell your little faces blue.
Okay, we muted Maverick's mic. Hey, let's do a guitar competition. How about that? Uh, that's okay. I don't think anybody else knows how to play. No, why'd you give it to her? She probably wants to play something. Your mic's off, dawg. Mine? Mine's on. Oh, you turned it back? Dang it. Huh, let me, let me... Because she knows what that does. What exactly does that thing do, Harper? It helps me pitch the tune. Oh, okay. Pitch the tune. It's beautiful. How sweet. How sweet does that. Woo!
I'm gonna sing it like a gospel person. That was actually kind of... Wait, wait. I don't know if that was good or really bad. I can't really tell, but I kind of like it. But do it again. Do it again. Okay. No, I was kidding. I was kidding. Don't do it again. Yeah, we get it. You sound like the anime character again. Oh!
Sounds like an anime character fighting. You're a little too good at the anime stuff, Harper. Alright, let's see. Wait, it's like good. It's like when the video keeps loading, you rewind and it plays again. It just keeps going to the same spot. It won't fully play. Let me start. For half a second, it's good. How sweet.
The sound the rich like me. Bro, you sing our national anthem so good. I was lost but I found. I was blind. I was blind. He told me that for
I don't really want to take a chip. It's not what it's called.
Sing. What song would you guys like me to sing? Can you sing like... Listen brother. Listen brother. Listen brother. What about... What about... Let It Snow. By Elsa? Yeah. I'm requesting Burn by Ellie Goulding. Huh? Burn by Ellie Goulding. I'm okay. So next person...
You've taken it out there. Yeah, that's when I get discovered like everyone do that. Do they? I think I'm gonna do tears off my guitar. It is bringing me out. What song is that? Drew looks at me. I fake a smile so he won't see what I want.
It might be better if you don't play. The vibrato's kind of good. Okay, so this is a lesson that... Yeah, just try singing. Not everyone is Taylor Swift, okay? Just throwing that out there. Is that a Taylor Swift song? Yeah. I couldn't tell. I couldn't tell. I just thought... Okay, what was the other song? I'll just sing something else. There's a
What's the next line? Okay, that's enough of the guitar thing. Alright, hopefully that never comes back.
I see why Matt does it. Now Matt, picture this. You're in your midday nap. You just fell asleep. - First off, why are you in a midday nap? - You just fell asleep. - Why are you in a midday nap? - Because I'm a teenage girl. - You're on the work day. - I'm a teenage girl and I'm also a wife, so I get to do midday naps. - What the? - No, you're, you know, or maybe you're working. Maybe you are trying to get stuff done and you hear. ♪ Goodness gracious gray balls ♪ - First off. ♪ Goodness gracious gray balls ♪ ♪ Goodness gracious gray balls ♪ ♪ First off.
The one time we sang that song, your husband was up here singing it with me. Listen, I have a dance for it. And yeah, we show that dance. I don't think we did.
We did. Oh, well, let's show it on this podcast. Oh, gosh. Okay, I have a dance. I think we're done with the guitar. Yeah, we should be done with the guitar, but my dance is pretty funny. Let me... So I'm kind of torn. Do you guys want to see my dance? Yeah. Okay, I guess get him out of the guitar. Alex, do we want to see his dance? Yeah. No. Alex just shook his head no very quickly. No, everybody stop shaking your head. Give me that. Give me that. It's a great dance. It's a great dance. Content-wise, I think we should move on. Yeah, for content-wise, real quick. So just make it quick. Okay. Great ball of fun.
the fire. Are you ready, guys? Wait, will you be able to hear it? Will they be able to hear it? Cash's hat with Harper's hair is crazy. Wait, we gotta back. You wanna go over there? Yeah. Harper hasn't seen this yet. Cover your eyes now. You say my name, say you rattle my brain. Too much love, drop a man and sign. You rock my way up.
What the? Yes.
No, don't clap for that. This doesn't feel right, does it? Don't clap for that. Can you add some more noise in that? Guys, this is so weird. This doesn't feel right. That does look weird. Oh, my gosh. It looks like Harper's just excluded. Well, maybe I'm the excluded one now that I think about it. I never feel excluded where I sit. Me neither. I feel like the attention's always on me. Really? Yep. Oh. Don't move. I fiddled your fingers. Oh.
Well, anyways, Harper, what do you actually think about TikTok getting banned? Are you scared that you might disappear? Stop saying that. You might officially fall off. I fiddle with Matt's fingers. You might officially fall off if TikTok gets banned. Don't tell her that. First of all, we're talking to you because we're trying to divert it off ourselves. We're projecting right now. It's sad because I wrote... It's sad because I'm going to...
lose my four million followers. I mean, I don't really think I'm going to post. No, that actually drives me insane.
Harper has her Instagram and she has like 200 something thousand followers on Instagram. She won't post. She won't post on it because she's in a public high school and she just wants to post like a normal public high schooler. Can she not be a normal high schooler, Kate? Not when you have 4 million followers. I agree. You should make a normal account and just use that one for high school. Yeah, I think that you should just make like another account and like make it private for your high school. Go check out my new TikTok. It was kind of weird.
Are you okay? Yeah. We won't be able to check out that TikTok much longer. My favorite thing was Harper. I love watching Harper's live streams when I catch him on Instagram. And she got all scared. She was like, how do you know my school? Don't come to my school. Please don't do anything to my school. It was so scary. But she has her school in her bio on Instagram. Good one, Harper. I do. I told you so many times.
Yeah. Oh, honey. All the cheerleaders have their school in there. Not all the cheerleaders have followers on TikTok, Harper. You can't do that. Yeah. I can tell. She's joined the cheerleader cult. What the? No. She's too far behind. What the? Listen. Listen. Whoa. Listen, Linda. Listen. No, Harper, you know what? Actually, like, I know we were joking. I'm not posting on Instagram. That's not what I'm saying. That's not what I'm saying. Okay. I'm saying, do you know that TikTok, like, actually, like, for real might get banned?
They threatened it three times. I don't think so. No, no, but this time they are actually. I know. They threatened it three times. I don't think so. No, no, I think so. It's happening. It is happening. There's a good chance it's actually going to go through. Honey, I don't know. Do you think there's going to be another app that just comes in and takes its place? Facebook or YouTube.
Okay, but how are we going to regain all your 18 million followers? How am I going to regain my former followers? We won't, but we're all going to be homeless. We won't. We're going to have no jobs. That's why we need you guys. To donate to our GoFundMe. That and to follow us on YouTube and Instagram. If you're watching this on TikTok...
You're one of the last few. So make sure you guys hit the link in our bio. I never thought I would be sick. Yeah, if you're watching this on TikTok, also donate to my GoFundMe. I'm going to have the link in the description. I only accept donations above $250. Everything else will be rejected. So do not donate if it's not at least $250.
odd coming from you or what does that mean hey i remember when i was 14 and you were for you were 14 um we were not both 14 at the same time no i i mean when you were 14 we thought uh it was gonna something bad was gonna happen because musically had sold yeah and we were like oh no our lives are ruined it's it's getting sold yeah but but y'all didn't like you don't understand nobody's gonna follow me on i know harvey that's what i'm saying you're done
But yes, I do have a great following on YouTube and kind of a great following on Instagram. But like... You might as well just smile and wave goodbye. Smile and wave. Smile and wave. I hit two followers. And none of it matters. We're all going to be deleted.
Oh, that's sad. You didn't drop out of high school yet, did you? No. Okay, good. I told myself if I hit 10 mil, I would. Good thing you set a bar that's really high. I remember when she was saying that before she hit a million. She's like, if I hit a million followers, I'm dropping out.
Yeah, I don't think it's her decision. I think she can say that all she wants. I think it might be the government. You never know. Once I get my car, I'm driving away. My pink Bronco. Pink Bronco? You told me you wanted a Tesla or a pink BMW. A pink BMW.
a white Tesla, a beam, a white BMW or a pink Bronco or a white Bronco. What the, or a white Bronco with pink, um, interior interior. You know, I always said when I turned 16, I wanted a Corvette. I got a 2012 Chevy Cruze. Yeah. That is literally costing us more money than it's worth right now. That car is good. People like dog. Why?
that way sell my car but i'm not selling it dude because cash got a nice car when he was 16 but he's no longer 16 and now that car is not worth very much and it is in the shop right now and we are spending more than the car is worth to get it fixed well yes what are they what what are y'all doing our secret handshake go for it y'all don't know it oh yeah uh
I'm glad I don't. What were we talking about? Sorry, what did you say? Your car that you have sentimental attachments to. Oh, yeah. So everyone in my life ever has been telling me to sell my car. And now it's in the shop. And they said that it's going to cost like $1,500 to get it fixed. So I'm paying $1,500 to get a car fixed. That's probably worth about $1,500.
It's a really... It's crazy. I don't know if that's a good investment. Is anyone else bored hearing about their car? Yes. Yeah. Me too. Yeah. Okay. Okay, you say something.
I got something. Oh, boy. I got something crazy. All right. Harper, you got a birthday coming up. Wait. What? Wait. No. No. No. Kate, she has something crazy. I was in the Target parking lot as one teenage girl is. I already know this is about to be a Karen moment. Kate has so many Karen moments at Target. This is not a Karen moment. Every time you have a Target story, it's a Karen moment. It is not. I walked out to my car, and everybody that is a...
What is it? Not a victim, but everybody that is a target for sex trafficking, as in young teenage girls. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What are we talking about? I'm very confused. Why do you think it's a good idea to talk about that on this podcast? No, no, I'm just curious. Have you ever been scared that you're going to get sex trafficked in a parking lot? How about we use the word kidnapped? How about that? Yeah, how about that? Okay, have you ever been scared? I've gotten... No, you haven't. That's a lie. Okay, well...
Okay, we're not going to talk about that, whatever that's about. We've got to leave so many things now, guys. I'm so sorry for all the bleeping you guys are hearing. We can talk about that after. That sounds like something we should talk about. But not on camera. Okay, and again, close the mouth, Harper. Everyone, stop talking. I started crying. Okay.
This is why we have the bros only pod. I'm going to do my dance again. Listen, okay. Have you ever been worried that you're going to get taken or abducted or kidnapped in a parking lot? Yes. Yeah. By Chucky from Chucky Cheese. No. That thing's creepy. Okay. Well, clearly you guys are not women because every woman in the world that's a driver. First of all, speak for yourself. He's totally a woman. No, absolutely not.
every girl is terrified to walk in parking lots. Okay. And you know, when there's a zip tie or something on your handle or there's money on your windshield or there's something to make you stop, that's like a, that's like a tactic. What are you talking about? Let her talk. That's like a, that's a,
We're not going to interrupt her. Do you guys see how they're trying to gaslight me when I know that this is true? I'm trying to hear you out. He's laughing. You've been gaslighted already. No, that's like a thing. If I'm going to kidnap someone, I'm not going to announce it before I do it. It's becoming more known now, but it's supposed to make you stop. I'm going to kidnap you! I'm going to put a zip tie on there so she knows she's about to get kidnapped. It's for people.
If you don't know, then you stop and you're like, why is there a zip tie on my car? And you look at it and you try to figure it out. And that's when they take you. No, they take you. Y'all can see that this 23-year-old man is not a woman. If you get kidnapped, first of all, money on the windshield, that's awfully nice of them. No, it's to make you stop. It's literally, look it up. If you have a zip tie on your car. If you're my target for me kidnapping, I don't have to make you stop.
I'm just gonna grab you. You're not gonna run very fast. Yeah, well... I'm just gonna walk up and say, I'm taking you now, and I'm not giving you the money. Okay, well... First off, why do you think people want to kidnap you? Because I'm a teenage girl, and I probably would sell for a lot of money on the black market. Yeah, not for long. You're almost not a teenager. You think you'd sell for a lot on the black market? Most definitely. I'm a blonde white girl. I don't know about that. What's a black market? Yeah. Yeah.
I don't think you... Y'all don't think I would? What is this, boys?
Someone might give like a dollar. Imagine you get kidnapped and you go for a bid on the black market and nobody bid on you. They're like, I guess we'll let you go. Dude, I'd be like, no, no, someone's going to buy me. They just put you back at the Target parking lot. What are these? They're Pokemon cards.
Are you six? We're opening up packs now on here, guys. Every episode, we're going to open up a pack of Pokemon cards. Are we? No. There's a bug on your finger. We got Skitty. Are we rich, Matt? That's all I care to know. Electro Buzz. Bramblin'. Bro, I'm sorry. What are these anime things? Perli's Jungle. Mavwood. Unzervant. There's no way you know all these names. Explorers Guidance. Is he reading the names? Iron Leaves.
iron, brilliant, black energy. Let me get to the part of my story where I was a target. The holos we got are kind of dope, but they're not worth anything. What did you just say? I don't think you did. I walked out and there was something on my car. A Pokemon car? Sorry. Sorry. Wait. Hold on, guys. Wait. Did they let you go because you didn't sell? They were like, oh, yeah. That's the girl? Never mind. We'll pick a different car. Hold on.
Hold on. We all gotta act. Listen, I don't wanna hear... I'm not sharing the story. Nope. I'm not sharing it now. Everyone stop laughing. Kate almost got kidnapped for the 20th time.
I'm not sharing the story. No one cares. Everybody take it very seriously. I guess there was a business card on your windshield wiper. No. There was not. Kate gets a lawn care business card on her front door step and she's like, don't turn down the cards. No, I'm not sharing my story. Nobody cares. If I would have gone missing today in the Target parking lot, nobody would have noticed. I could have just bit on you. I would have noticed, low key. Low key? If I wasn't here with you, I might
I might want to know. No one has started the whole podcast, gotten about 30 minutes in and been like, wait a minute, something's missing. And then we went on the drive and we're like, no, I guess not. Why isn't this turned on? I don't know. We can't, you want to figure it out after we can't find the cord. We can't find the cord for it. Hey, this one kind of looks like you. Quite literally. What the, are you calling me a blob?
It's a knock on you solo sis. A green butt cheek looking. Okay. All right. See the resemblance? Guys, we have to listen to the story. I'm not listening. I'm not saying my story. No one cares. Please share. This is a safe place. I'm not. No. This is quite literally. This is quite literally. Whoa. This one looks like. Expensive. It's gold. Is this sponsored or something? No.
Yo, I don't know if y'all saw that card, but Matt almost just took Kate's eyeballs out with those cards. No, it definitely hit her in the face. It did. Oh, it did hit you? Uh-oh. She might cry. No, please don't throw another one. Hey, guys. Yeah. Can we listen to Kate's story? No, I'm not sharing it. Now I'm being attacked by Pokemon cards. You're being attacked by Pokemon? All right, share. Electro Buzz, go! No, guys, share. I'm not. Share. Oh, my gosh.
Look that way, Kate. All right, all right, tell your story. This one isn't even a Pokemon card. Oh, yeah, it is. In my opinion, it is. I'm so... Finish your kidnap story. Do we want to listen now? I don't know, do y'all? Just tell the story so we can move on. Oh, my gosh. I walked out, and in my door handle, someone had pulled my door handle back and stuck a lip balm in my door handle. At Summer Fridays. Shut up.
Yeah, someone gave you free summer Friday And then what and then I was freaking out so I took a video And you realize you had dropped your pink summer Friday wait when someone put it in your door handle You thought you were about to get kidnapped so you took a video. No I took a video I was gonna do the guys gonna come get you for what? I got you on film
- Evidence. - Of what? - Of what? - In case I went missing. - Who's gonna find the evidence? - If my phone dropped in the parking lot or something. - You don't think they're gonna grab your phone? - I don't know if kidnappers are that smart. But look, doesn't that look a little suspicious? A lip balm stuffed in my door handle. - That's weird. - That's what I'm saying. - Wait, let me see it, let me see it. He's gonna take your phone, he always does that to me. See, no, no, no. Okay, that actually-- - Isn't that weird looking?
Send that to Alex. Yeah, exactly. I've been trying to tell you all for like 30 minutes. What's my name? Anyways, so then me and my friend, because I was with a friend. That's the only real reason I stopped and took a video was because I had a friend with me and I was like, okay, there's two of us and there's people in this parking lot. So, you know, obviously we can make a scene if someone tries to take one of us. But if I was by myself, I probably would have gone back in the store and
told or called you or something because that's weird that's not normal and so then me and my friend we get in the car and we like um then we like later on looked at the footage like you know the camera footage and it wasn't a sex trafficker it wasn't a kidnapper who was it it was like uh it was just like a mom in the car next to me i guess i left my lip balm on top of the car and she put it in the door handle for me yeah it was your own lip balm that's what i said yeah from the beginning i said it was your own lip um i don't think i've used it since then
- But no, I mean in the video I watched her just grab it off the top of the car and put it in. - You went back in and asked to look at the... - No, on the security footage on the Tesla. - Oh. - Yeah, forget it, they don't have the Chevy. - Yeah, the Chevy's on its last leg, it's in the shop right now. - You look like Boxer Harper right now with the braids. I feel like you need boxing, like you look like Boxer Harper. Almost like you'd be on Super Smash. - Super Smash Bros! - You look like a Super Smash Bros character.
I do what? You look like a Super Smash Bros. character. Why did I know what she said? Why did I know what she said? How about this? Chocolate shake? What did I say? You want to know what chocolate shake is? Number two? Are you listening?
Yeah, I got it. I don't like that I understood it. What did I say? Can I get a number one with a chocolate shake with no pickles? We only heard it five times. What was the first word? Can I get a... No. How about this?
George Washington. Yeah, I don't know what I said in the first word. But I just said George Washington. I love how we're just literally all pretending like TikTok is not getting banned. I'm not pretending. I'm fine. I'm taking care of it. You can protect your peace, honestly. I have a rough IR. I have a 401k. 39, 30, 31, 32. Will we be okay? 34 million.
followers down the drain. 34 million. What are you doing? She added up all our TikTok followers. 18 million plus 10 million plus 4 million plus 2 million. You added it up wrong. So I'm 18 million. I'm 13 million plus our account with 7 million plus our another account with us. Plus the Cash and Katie account plus the LL Podcast account and it's all going down the drain because it's all going to be deleted. It's closer to like 60 million between everybody. Yeah. And I contribute two of that. No, you're also Cash and Katie. Oh, we have a Cash and Katie.
I contribute six of that. Hey, Matt, can you for a short video for TikTok, can you make it sound really sad like they should come subscribe? I already did that. Make it sound even sadder. Make it sound like we're going to run out of money. Guys, if you're watching this right now, that means things aren't going well.
In the car you have. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. You freaked it out. Sorry. All right. Restart. Restart. Guys, if you're watching this right now, that means things aren't going well. There's been an altercation that has happened with TikTok up at the Senate. And I'm sure you've heard about it. TikTok's getting banned.
And that means us four? Wait, wait, wait. We're all out of a job. No, say like a normal human. We're all out of a job. No, what the? Say like a normal human being. Guys, I don't know if you guys know this. You went back to the same thing. We're all going to be out of a job. See how I'm talking right now? Okay, talk like this. Listen. No, but make it sad. No, no, no, but make it sad. But make it sad. Guys, there's a... Can you add some tears or something? I like one tear.
I can do it. I can do it. Okay. Guys, we, for the last six years, have been working on this app. Six years. Me and my brother started when we were just kids. We were in high school. And it looks like it's all going to go away. I mean, he got married through this app. He celebrated his wedding. Livestream here. Everything. Harper...
Arbor was born on camera, live stream, on the app. Our entire lives. Don't even ask. Can you make it real? You're never going to win an Oscar like this.
Okay, guys. No. Don't add sad music. Please, please. Yes, add sad music. Let her out on the guitar. Whoa. That's expensive. Please. No more guitar. We have been working on this app for the last six years, guys, and all that work is going to go down the drain. We don't have anywhere else to turn except to you. We're calling you to go subscribe to our YouTube and our Instagram. As TikTok gets deleted and we have to move to different areas of the internet,
to connect with you guys. So, if you guys haven't already, please hit the link in our bio. 60 million followers down to Dwayne. Yeah, 60 million. We're going to lose 60. We're going to lose followers between all our accounts. Us four will be out of a job. Please subscribe. Harper, Harper, you do it. You do it. Okay. Please, a shorter version because that guy took like two minutes. I hate to say this, guys. I'm sorry. I never cried on the podcast, but like, hold on. Yeah, good idea. What are you doing? Are we going to be actually sad? Yeah. All right, go.
This is just you, Harper. Then me and Kate are going to do one. This is sad. I'm hard. It's okay. It's okay. No, it's not. It's embarrassing, TikTok, that you have to delete your account. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I really am. I've never cried on this account before. I've never cried on the LOL podcast. And it's just hard for me because like- Just let it out. Just let it out. No, it's just because 60 million followers of all of our followers combined is going down the drain. Like what? Why? Drain like that? What is going on?
Why are you doing this? Like, I worked so hard. No, you didn't. No, we haven't. We haven't worked hard, actually. We didn't work hard at all. But somehow we got a lot of followers. Zero work. I got... I got... I started off one follower last year and now I'm at four million. Thanks to y'all, but please...
Dang it, please go follow us on different accounts because we're going to have to transition into a different account. I know it's hard. Trust me. I've been through this. Are you scared to have to get a normal job? Yeah. It's really sad. Y'all cannot keep this thing under 60 seconds, can you? You try it. It's easy. It's a sad story and it takes a lot to tell. If you really want to portray the emotion, you probably do need more than 60 seconds.
Okay. Dad, look up. What? I forgot how she burped again. Stop burping. I'm going to fart. Don't do it. I'll fart as soon as somebody burps again. Go ahead. No, it's your turn. Well, I can't because I'm about to sneeze. Okay, let's wait for the sneeze to pass and then you can go. It's like on the edge and I don't want to get into it if it sneezes. Here, what does that
Katie, let's hear your sad TikTok. Let's say goodbye to TikTok. Okay. TikTok has really been nothing but a burden in my life, and I just, I'm so happy to see it go. Honestly, I've been waiting for this day when my husband doesn't be every day. The truth comes out.
- I've hated TikTok since the day he made me start doing it when I was 15. It ruined my public school experience. I was a child bro because of TikTok. - What did you do to her? - Child bride. And I'm so happy that it's finally going but. - Kate, I'm so sorry. - Cut that part. - I'm so sorry he put you through this. - You know what we talk about, Kate. - I'm so sorry he put you through this. I'm so sorry. - And I just, go follow me everywhere else.
That was pretty good. That was good. That was good. That was really good. Good job. That was really good. And cut. I don't even know what I'm going to say now. I know what I would say. Tell me, please. I just know what I would say if I was you. Like, I know what you're going to say. No, you don't. Okay. You would say something like this. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. That sounds like something you'd say. All right. Ready? Well, guys, TikTok is getting banned probably.
Wait, sorry. Let me restart. Ready? Well, TikTok is getting banned. So can you give me a hand and subscribe to my YouTube while you still can? For this man. Guys, let me finish it. Gosh darn it. Were you going to say in my Instagram? No, I was not going to YouTube and Instagram. Do not write. No, you said give me a hand and subscribe to my YouTube and Instagram. You must do it quick while you still can. Well, there goes my rap. All right.
I'm using 17 million fans. Here we go. Oh, yeah. I folded the card, unfortunately. People are freaking out right now. Yeah. Sorry if you guys don't like folded Pokemon cards. Okay, here we go. Well, guys, TikTok is getting banned, so please go subscribe. Cut. I need more sat. I don't feel it. Yeah, can you add the tears? I had a little quiver in your voice. I know you got your lip. Give it a little. Well, guys.
TikTok is getting banned. It's not sad still. No lip quiver. I see no lip quivering. To be honest, it's been pretty hard trying to make all you guys famous. Yeah. We appreciate it, man. I never wanted this! Yeah, but you got it, and I gave it to you, so you should be grateful. You ruined my high school experience. And, you know, Maverick, I handed you your career. It was literally in a gift basket. Yeah, it sucked. And now...
TikTok is taking it away. I can't be more glad it's never paid the bills. Okay, apparently they're happy TikTok's getting banned. I'm mad TikTok is getting banned. Yeah, that's true. TikTok doesn't really pay us. They don't pay me jacks. So go watch our shorts on YouTube because they pay better. Guys, I actually have a better one, okay? And this is truthful. Can you add the tears? Hold on.
- Hold on, hold on. - Wait, first one to cry wins. What the, she started crying, wait what? - No, she just put spit under her eye. - Oh, that doesn't count. - Wait, let me open them for a little longer. - Hold on, here we go. - So as we open our eyes, I'm gonna-- - Wait, what's happening? - As we open our eyes, I'm gonna tell a quick story so then we can all cry for a minute. - Are we all collectively crying? - I'm trying to cry. - Good idea. The light has came to me. God, don't take me yet. - This just hurts.
This really hurts. I think I got it going. I'll be the first one to cry. Oh, I got tears rolling up. I just got a blink. There we go. There we go. I win. No way. All right, let me do it now. She got real tears. I tried so hard. Guys, there's this thing going around.
Apparently, why are you also looking at the thing? I'm trying to cry still. Let me try one more time. Just give me some time. I didn't think about how this was going to mess up my makeup. Me neither. Should we dim the lights, Alex? No. No? I need them. I don't think I can. That just hurts my eyeballs. That's the point, man. No, I just got to think about something sad. No, that's just sad. Think about dropping your fast food that you just came home with right on the ground.
It's working. Should I film mine now? Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. I just can't believe that the last four years are coming to an end. And the last year that we've all been together on this podcast has just been so fun. And I really hate to see it end like this. But I know that we're all going to do great things in our life.
And Harper, even if we don't see each other that much after this, I know that I can't take you seriously like this, Harper. And I know Harper. Look at me, baby. Let's go. Did y'all see that drip? That's a mad drip. Look at that back. I be dripping. Oh, I'm so good. Look, it could be so believable now. Look, look.
It can be so believable with that drip. That drip came down. Look at this. Ready? Watch. Watch. No, watch. Watch. I can't do it with them laughing. You guys, my tears are going to dry up. My tears are literally going to dry up. No, my tears are going to dry up. I can't quit laughing. TikTok is getting banned. And I know... Wait, just make this... You know what? Fine. Just make this the intro of the podcast. Ready? Can we make it sound like the podcast is ending?
Oh podcast is not ending. Oh, that's definitely what I made it sound like in my speech. Oh yeah, right, right. I'm ready. I'm ready. Okay. Okay. I'm ready for food. Harper, you're not ready are you? Guys, um, I hate to redo. Um, so apparently TikTok is getting banned. I never expected this because like there's been so many, um, there's been so many things like
Like fake calls about, or what's it called? Redo. Go. You go. All right. All right, guys. Thank you so much for watching this episode. Peace out, bro. Peace out, bro. Bye.