Guys Answer Questions Girls Are Too Afraid To Ask!
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Plus, the clothes I love today will be out of style tomorrow. But at least your wallet doesn't have to be my fashion victim if you shop low prices for school at Amazon. Hopefully this is helpful. Amazon. Spend less, smile more. Cheat on me? Wait a second. Oh gosh, that girl did cheat on me. What happened was last night my sister comes home with my crush. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on. Were you mad? Yes, because they've already made out before.

I got a question I've been wanting to ask. Oh, what do you want to ask? What color do you guys think humans would be if we weren't the color we are? Blue. Honestly? Wait, what color are we? That's what I thought. Wait, what color are we? Black? White? Yellow? Brown? Actually, I say we're all a shade of brown.

We're all a shade of orange. No, we're definitely all a shade of orange or brown. Isn't that funny? I'm tanner than Cash. Yeah. Yeah, we're all like, I mean, I don't know. I might be pretty white. You're actually white. Okay, we're all white or brown. But what color would we be if we weren't white or brown? I like to think we could be purple. I mean, I like to think we'd be orange maybe. I think we'd be blue, but I feel like I only think that because of Avatar. Yeah. That's immediately what I thought of, Avatar.

Also, when we all painted each other for Inside Out, Kate looks the most like a human. What if we weren't just... Imagine...

It's not just one color. What do you mean? You're like designs. Black, white, green, or blue. You're blue. You're blue. And you have like yellow veins all over you. Wait, wait, say that again? Like blue with like yellow veins. Or like swirls everywhere. We're like peach with blue veins. Wait, he's right. Yeah, we could have a completely different... You know how dogs have like...

coats and spots and swirls. I'm sorry to interrupt all of y'all, but what if I was just striped everywhere and Maverick just had polka dots all over it? Yeah, yeah, whatever. But like, smile for my streaks. Okay. There you go. Put stripes on me. Nope, that's not going to happen. What the? Yep, there we go. The boy who wanted stripes. Yeah, I would say Maverick is definitely a polka dot person. What the? Maverick would definitely

definitely you're like kate is definitely like a an all solid color like an all white with like a brown eye around the circle or a brown a brown like circle around her eye like a jack russell what i'll be square it's gonna be like a jack russell looking thing no no no imagine what aliens i think i'm gonna be like oh you're like you're like no no no no no no no you're like you're like those those those dogs that have no hair that are like

What the? Yeah, that's what you look like. With a little bit of hair around the head. Just a little bit. It's a little accurate. Yeah, that's you. Like Stella with the doll on her back. Wait, imagine what aliens describe us as. They're like those pale white things with the green stripes all over them.

Okay, well. Okay, never mind. Point not proven. I think Harper would be like a zebra coat. And she'd even have the horse thing. She'd even have the horse thing. Maverick's definitely like zigzag. Maverick's got like... Oh, you are so making fun of my scoliosis right now. That is not okay. That is crazy. The victim mentality is insane because nobody said anything about scoliosis. Nah, but you know what he has. And you said he's going to be like all crooked. No, I'm saying your skin.

What else do you want to say about anybody's disabilities? Y'all see the way they gaslight me and try to make me sound like I'm some terrible person? We don't gaslight you. You just said it. We're literally repeating what you said and you call it gaslighting. Yeah, I was talking about your skin, obviously, and you're the one who took it personal. You guys said I have a circle in my eye. I could have taken that as well. So you think I'm round? You think I'm a big round girl? Y'all are calling me fat.

And y'all call me. I see how it is. I see how it is. Now you're trying to say something that's not even there. That's crazy. That's exactly what I'm doing. No, I don't know if that was there. Anyways, glad we covered that. Oh, you want to move on? Yeah, I'm going to. I don't want to. Like a plaid, blue and black plaid. Oh, yeah. You can be plaid, too. I could be plaid. With a bow tie. What the? With a bow tie. You know what's crazy is imagine aliens had come here already, okay? And they landed and they found apes.

And they're like, yeah, there's no intelligent life on the planet. Oh, and they think it's just like apes are the— They think apes are like the people that are in the planet.

aliens come down they land in the jungle and they think monkeys are like our only civilization they're like what the aliens are gonna see the lol podcast and come get us because we're talking down on them in their intelligence i love that how can we talk down on them if they're up no i'll talk so much back to alien alien if you're out there i challenge you to abduct me to abduct you please

What if all of our fans are aliens? Chase would be saying, no, don't mess with that. Don't mess with that. I have multiple friends that if they heard me say that, they'd be like, you should not say that. You're going to get abducted. No, I'm not. Shut up. Aliens aren't real. I'm like an abducted. And if I do get abducted, you think aliens are real? I mean, I don't think that. I know.

Harper Zillmer thinks aliens are real. No, I don't. I don't think aliens are real. I think that they, since we haven't explored outer space, like all of it. Oh, there's definitely life beyond planet Earth. There's definitely life. You think intelligent life? I mean, if there's heaven. Wait, wait, do you think like a little space birdie or space bug? Yeah, no, I'm not saying intelligent. I'm not saying they're running their own planet, but there's definitely life beyond Earth because there's so much we just haven't been able to explore. Like Thor? Thor.

No, like plants. Like heaven, too. I'm not talking about algae. Talk about aliens. There might be little bugs and creatures and creepy crawlers and stuff. Yeah, but do you think there's intelligent rhinos? No, I don't think so. I don't believe there's big green alien... No, no, they don't have to be green. But do you think there's intelligent enough life that they can talk to each other? Like an octopus. I mean, I believe there could be little ants. Yeah.

That's what I'm just like. Yeah. I think the best shot is that another plant has water and there's like fish. Yeah. Fish are pretty dumb though. Yeah, but. Imagine there's like, imagine one day. Imagine. Imagine.

The dolphin's not a fish. Did y'all see that there's pink dolphins? Yeah, I did. There's pink dolphins. Apparently, there's only like 2,000 pink dolphins left. And somebody took a picture of one and caught one. Apparently, no one has that you ever see them. I don't even think they're supposed to be pink. I think they're just dolphins that are albino. True. They're just dolphins with a sunburn. They've been jumping too long. Wait, dolphins aren't fish though.

Dolphins are fish? What are you talking about? They're mammals though. Everything in the water is a fish. Are not all fish mammals? Octopus? No. What the frick does eggs have to do with it? Mammals. Wait, what? Mammals give birth to the actual animal, not an egg. What? So you're telling me a chicken isn't a mammal?

I thought mammals were like when they eat meat. So fish aren't mammals. Mammals are warm-blooded. That's all I know. You're telling me a chicken is cold-blooded? No, no, no. Chickens aren't cold-blooded. I'm looking it up. No, no. You're thinking of reptiles that are cold-blooded.

No, that's what I'm saying. A chicken isn't a reptile. Mammals are warm-blooded. Reptiles are cold-blooded. No. That's a true fact. There's a difference. A mammal is not... Okay, you're getting confused. I'm just so glad I'm not in school anymore because I'm already bored of this too. Yeah, now that I think about it, I never really thought about...

What is a mammal? I just always was like, that's probably a mammal. Like a dog's probably a mammal. I mean, it is. It really is. They don't birth eggs. They birth actual dogs. Yeah. Wait, wait, wait. Yeah. So what is a chicken? It is a non-mammal. It is a vertebrae. A vertebrae? Like a back? Yes. I don't think that's right. Like, Maverick for instance is not a vertebrae. Okay.

That was crazy. What? That was crazy. I'm about to get killed if you heard that. Hey, what did you find? Instead of looking up, is a chicken a mammal? He said, what is a chicken? What the? Yeah, that's going to bring it up. Now, what is it? What did you find? It's an animal.

Oh wow, thanks man. Go back and ask, is a chicken a mammal? No, uh, no. What is a chicken? No, to be a mammal it has to have vertebrae and give birth to live young. So is a snake an animal? That has a vertebrae. Live young. An animal. They lay eggs. But they lay eggs. But it has a vertebrae, but they lay eggs. Hmm? What does that have? Uh, it'd be a non-vertebrae. I don't know, but what the frick is a vertebrae? You're back. What is a vertebrae? Well, y'all are saying vertebrae like it's life. You know what the sweetly thing is that?

The vertebrae are the little pieces that make up your spine. I'm so lost. I'm going to sit the rest of this conversation down. You have scoliosis. I sure do. Scoliosis? You should at least know. Scoliosis. Always scrolling. Can't stop shopping. You should know what a vertebrae is. Oh, my gosh. Get mad. Oh, wait. Never mind. You know what's funny? I'm scrolling. Oh, sis. Oh, sis. Scrolling. Oh, sis.

That was your first joke. There could be intelligent life just like Harper beyond the stars. Beyond the stars. Dream on. Do you think if Anna was here she would be able to fit in that? Definitely. Anna McNulty could totally fit in this. She would probably not even do the normal way. You think you could fit in there, Harper? Let's see. Okay.

And you can put the lid on it too. Okay. Okay. Like I did. Let's see. Come on. That's such a. Get on the ground. No. First. No. No. This is child abuse. No. I have to do it a different way. How you got to do it? Put it down. You're going to get in there shaped like an S? No. No. Don't get in it. Don't get in it. You're going to break it. Oh. He said you're too big. No. She's going to crack my seat. I'm not going to crack the seat. No. Get in it. Like curl up in a ball right there. And I'll set it on you.

Yeah, there you go. She's so tiny. Oh no! She's actually gonna fit. I think she's got it! Why are you being so aggressive with it? I think she's got it! Oh. Put your foot in! Her toes are crunching so hard! What the? That's some flexibility. What the? I don't know that! No, do that! How are you sitting like that? Oh my gosh! Her legs are too long. No, her legs are too long, Cash. Oh, we tried. They were short once. Harper, can you do a pike? Oh yeah, I can. Can I see? Yeah.

Wait, what are you doing? What are you doing? No, I mean like a jumping pike. Oh, pike. What did I say? I have no clue, girl. I need to cheer. Five, six, seven, eight. One, two, three, four, five, six. What the? That was really loud. That's enough of that.

You did not spell wildcats. What's your school animal or mascot? Give me a W! Actually, my school mascot... Give me a heart! I'm trying to listen. Give me a D! Give me a C! Give me a D! Give me a C! Give me a D! Give me a D! Oh, man. Well, my school mascot is actually something you don't want to know. That's enough cash. Cash. Cash.

That's enough. No, but everyone clicked off. Everyone stop at the police. Everyone, we're sorry. It's the sound of the bees. I'm so sorry about your ears right now. I'm so sorry. I'm sorry to everyone's ears. Cash, we're losing our viewers right now. Yeah, it's literally like people don't want to hear that. I'm losing my eardrums right now. Wait, what did you say to me? Cash, stop. I said people are clicking off. Cash. Yeah, he's upsetting the dog. You're making Stella cry. Yeah.

You feel bad now? No, she should be outside with the dog. No! So mean. Please, please stop. Cash, seriously, stop. Nobody wants to hear that. Why are y'all mean to me? Because I actually think it's bad for the episode. Why are you being so mean? Because people aren't listening. You're hurting my feelings, man. This is... Hey, don't take my phone! Okay, fine, fine, fine. Put it away. See, everyone gets so mad at me here.

Why are y'all so mad? Because nobody wants to watch that. Well, I'm having fun. Did you ever think about that? Well, it's not about what you want. That sounded really selfish, Cash. Well, did you ever think about my feelings?

No, take it from him. If we all attack him. Did you turn off my mic? Yeah. He turned off my mic. Turn my mic back on. No. Turn my mic back on. That's probably the biggest blessing that could have happened in this episode. I think it's probably that. Here's the thing, Cash. What?

Please, please. It's just, it's very loud. And people genuinely, genuinely, Cash, off the episode. Yeah, no, we're off the episode. No, it's not good for the audience. I agree. I'm 100% with Mav. Off the episode. No, we're on. Guys, I have to use this now. I don't have a microphone. Cash, I, like, this isn't. Guys, if I had a microphone, I wouldn't be using this. Nobody is enjoying this. Nobody is enjoying it. I don't have a microphone. Okay.

Yeah, let's just restart. No, we're gonna restart. No, we're gonna restart because you've done it too long. I have to use it. See, now I have a microphone. That's all I needed. Do we need to restart? Why are y'all so mad? Because being so genuine, everybody is clicking off because that was so obnoxious. That lasted like three minutes.

That's way too long. Three minutes is long enough for people to click off. Listen, why are y'all so mad? Please get a look at this episode and be like, why is this our worst performing episode ever? I just don't understand. No, I think it's a great episode because y'all are being hilarious right now. Y'all are so upset like middle-aged people. What?

I'm a middle-aged dude. Y'all sound like a middle-aged person when I pull this out. Cash, no. We have a show right now that we're doing. It's called LOL Podcast Master. We're supposed to have fun. Your voice is making my ears hurt. You're right. So let's put all the cameras out of focus and just scream into the microphones. That whole segment was probably two minutes long, and y'all are freaking out. Yes! Oh, man. Take the batteries. Take the batteries. Stop! Almost. Well, I'm glad we did that.

Well, I'm glad y'all are such party poopers. That wasn't a party. I don't know what you call that, but it was not a party. It literally was just poop. That was just poop. Yeah. No party. Well, now that Cash has decided to stop being annoying. See, that's the attitude that's going to get the microphone back on. That's the attitude that's going to turn this thing back on.

Yeah, yeah, whatever, whatever. So, Harper, what's your school mascot? Yeah, so about my school mascot, y'all, it's honestly very, very, it's so, when they made it in the 19-whatever. Oh, she's got a mystery. Yeah, they made it a while ago, and they didn't know what a, it's like, it's like...

Basically. What the? No. Okay. I didn't even know. Bet you wish I was using this now, huh? No. No, no, no, no, no. No, y'all don't understand. Our mascot, like, all the teachers know it, too. It is a guy riding a horse that used to steal from little girls. What? Just little girls? Like, every, like, it's...

Let me show you. What the? Okay. I don't know if this is appropriate. Whenever you're cheering, what word do you say for your nurse guard? Marauders. He's a marauder? I don't even know what a marauder is. Sounds like you should just be saying for something else. What is a marauder?

You don't even Wait what is your school mascot When they dress up What are they Oh yeah Yeah yeah yeah One who roams from place to place Making attacks and raids In search of a plunder That's a terrible school mascot That's a mascot That's your mascot And he rides a horse That just says a lot about the school Yeah Our school It's That's like

This is what a marauder looks like. It's like a pirate. It's like a pirate. Yeah, it looks... If y'all look up a marauder, it's like a pirate. And it's not a good look for the school. That's not. We like to say, go big red instead of go marauders. It's fine. They're just a pirate. Okay, well, I have taken it upon myself. Yeah? To... To do what?

Get everyone the answers they want. What? Wait, answers? I have here a jar. Yay, a jar. There's not a... With questions. Oh, good. And these questions are specifically for the boys. What the? Maverick, you're going to answer all these questions since you're the only man here. Gladly. See? I can't.

And they wonder why I turn on my megaphone. I kid, I kid. Or toss me the questions. Nope, nope. I actually will be doing the jar holding. Oh, I can't hold the jar? Nope. You might break the jar. Okay. Alright. So here is... Y'all know what's crazy is Kate actually won't let anyone hold the jar because she actually thinks... She's convinced herself that that specific jar is very fragile and she won't let anyone hold it because she thinks we're going to break it. I don't think I know. I was just thinking about what if I bought... See? It's not fragile. Oh my gosh, Kate actually almost

How did it almost break? You don't know that. It hit the wall. How do you know it almost broke? I only did that to show you that the jar is not fragile. I just know that Kate's heart dropped right that moment. Wow, that was a great roll. I'm glad we did that. Now that we've wasted our time and Cash just threw my belongings. No, I was just showing you the jar is not fragile. You don't gotta have fear. You had fear. Thank you for that, hun. That fear should be gone now. Thank you for that, hun. Moving on. You're welcome.

This is full of questions that all of the girls in the world want to know but they are too scared to ask guys so Did you get these questions? I took it upon ourselves To come up with them. You made you made them up and over. Yeah, and me did you come up with any?

Yeah, I did. I came up with some too, but I don't think y'all put mine in there. Why would you come up with questions girls are too afraid to ask guys? Because I know what girls are too afraid to ask me because they haven't asked me these questions and I've been waiting for them. Can you give us one of those questions real quick? Yes. Which one would you like? No, don't, because I actually did put a couple of yours in here. You didn't put mine in there? I put a couple. Okay, well let's see what Matt has. No, I mean before the jar opening.

What questions I have? Yeah, please. Enlighten us. Are you scared? I don't. Are you scared of periods? That's what you're going to ask. Really, Mav? Very mature of you. Oh, don't ask that. Are you sure? I'm positive. Harper? Are you scared of periods? Mm-mm. Kind of. A girl would never ask that. Well, I've been waiting. Okay, ask it. He's a girl. I'm just going to ask.

Are you? Okay, Maverick. We have a very young audience. Okay, ask it. Can we talk about? Maverick's going to ask this question. About a period? And if it gets bleeped, I'm very sorry. Okay, so here it goes. I've never had a girl ask me this, and it's been a concern of mine. Why? I'm scared. It is, would you go swimming in the ocean with a girl on her period?

That's valid because sharks smell blood and I'm not trying to die. No, that's valid. That's valid. No, do you know not would you go swimming with the girl? Would you? Yeah. So would you? Yeah. What? That's dangerous. No.

You don't think that's dangerous? No, because you're not just like... Maybe that's why most shark attack victims are women. Oh, that's not... That makes a lot of sense. No, I don't think that's what that was, Harper. Was that an accurate statement? Did you just make that up? No, I just made that up. You just completely made that up.

So no one wants to answer. No, I already said I would go into the ocean because you're not just like, I think it's fine. But like me personally, even if I just have like a little cut on my wrist, I'm going to be like, I don't know. I don't want to risk that. No, but you're not actually, like that's different because there's blood on your hand and it is like literally going into the water. Typically when you're swimming, you're using a tampon. Okay, I don't need to know the details. Well, you asked. Okay, open the jar. Second question. No, I had another one. I think your questions are done. Okay.

Can they just be done? No. Kate has so many good questions. Real quick before he says that, can you guys comment down below if you want me to bring back the megaphone? No. I'm going to read the comments. People say they want the megaphone back. It has to get at least 20,000 likes to bring the megaphone back. 20,000 likes? Yeah, it has to be like top comment with that many likes to get the megaphone back. Maybe 20,000 is absurd. I can't wait to see how many dislikes the comment has. Oh my gosh. Okay. Yes. Eric.

Everyone comment down below if I should keep the megaphone. But whatever the top comment is, everybody please like that comment. 20,000 likes to bring back the megaphone. Okay? And if it gets 20,000 dislikes, then I'll never bring it back. Okay, listen. So, please, please, please, please go like the comment. That girls have never asked me. As a guy, do you prefer to hang out with tampon girls or pad girls? Maverick, what? Why does it make any sense? You're just weird. What?

They're different kinds of girls. He's already said this. Well, I think that the one... We've had this conversation. They're feisty. That's literally what you said. No. Yeah. I think pad girls are just a little more adventurous. They like to get out and do more. They're a little less stuck up. Okay, now we're gonna... No, I like my joke. Madge is weird. I think everyone would rather listen to the megaphone than listen to you talk anymore. Yeah, I'm saying the megaphone needs to be brought back before we start talking. Yeah, okay. Would you rather be a Tamago or a Padman? It gives off the where's my hug

guy i'm telling you no you just sound like you're a little stuck up no see everyone everyone's fine see this episode i told y'all they all came at me for no reason and now they're turning on each other and they can't even be friends okay why is everybody so upset we're not upset okay the jar yes kid's upset ma's upset and kate's okay my third question no one has ever asked me oh y'all don't turn off his microphone don't turn off his microphone please turn off his microphone is it off

No, you're good. Is this thing on? Yes. Okay. Okay. It's on? Yes. Okay. Is this thing on? What's wrong with you? With the hugger. Oh, sorry. Where's my hugger? No, y'all are going to be mean. You don't get to know what the third question is. Nobody wanted to know. Next. Open the jar. The jar. Y'all really don't want to know what the third question is? No, honestly, not really. Like, not really at all. Are you sure? Positive. If you're going to say it, say it, or I'm going to open this. Please don't say it. Really? Yeah.

You don't want me to say it? Say it. Say it. What would you do if your girl cheated on you? Okay, that's fine. What? Is that okay? How is that a question a girl would ask me? Girls are too afraid to ask. That's stupid. I'm opening the drawer. Can I answer? No, I'm opening the drawer. Okay, so here's what I would do. I would convince your mother to fall in love with me, and then we'd go get eloped, and then I would make sure you're grounded for life as your new stepdad.

That's what I would do. Oh, that's... All right, well... First question. First question we have. First question. Who should pay for the first date? A boy. Women.

That was so easy. Give me the next one. I paid for my first date. I paid for my first date. Who should pay for the first date? Say Harper's with Harper's with, uh, stupid first date. Are you kidding me? Wait, stupid. What's, what's it called? Uh, what's it called? Like not adversity, not like, uh, no equality. Yes. But no, what's like the modern age, like the feminism. No. Um,

The modern era. Okay. I don't know. Harper's with the modern era. See women paying for dates. I like that. They should go to war too. Instead of me. I'm scared of war. Oh, um, should a woman or a man pay for the date? I'd be delighted. I think if it's a first date, it should be free.

For both parties? I agree. I think the restaurant should comp it. The restaurant should just comp it. It's their first date. At least up to like $40. Just walk out. Don't pay. Just leave. Run. Then you get to see what kind of person they are. If they'll run with you or if they'll stay back to pay for the date. Yeah. All right. Next question. Well, does Mav want to turn to draw? No, I'll just draw. Do you want to turn to draw? Yeah, I do. Okay. Thank you. Mav's got a guy to say, get out. Didn't say that, did I? Your hand did. Give me that. Give me that. It's just too far. Okay.

Is the number of guy friends your girl has significant to you? Yes. What the frick kind of question is this? That scared me. Is the number of guy friends... Define guy friends. Somebody she knows their name? Or like somebody she hangs out with. She ain't hanging out with no guys. Significant number. Zero. Zero. Define a guy. Define a guy friend. Okay. Ow! Ow!

Why'd you just whip me? Every time you put it on the microphone, I will whip you with the microphone thing. Oh, that came off of his microphone? Yeah, that thing freaking hurt. Where'd that come from? Your microphone. Ow! God, that actually hurts! Yeah, you talk about the microphone, speak about the microphone. Use the microphone again. No, but wait, where did it come from? The microphone. The edge of it, the end of it. Oh, it fell off? Touch the microphone.

Don't whip me with that, please. Alright, next question. Wait, guys have to open it. No, I'll open it. No, it's guys. I'm gonna blur this in your ear. I'm gonna blur this in your ear. She's threatening you. Give me it, give me it. I'm gonna blur it. I'll blur it. Give me it. Fine. Open it. I was just playing around with my snake. My pet snake, Alfred. Alright, next question. What do you notice first about a girl? Obvious. Okay, next question. What the...

We'll give an answer. No. Next question. Is it annoying when girls are being emotional? Yes. Man, I'm going to fly through these. This is so easy. This is like, can't even believe these are. These are thoughts in women's head? Like, I thought this was no knowledge.

What goes through your head when a girl is crying? Please stop. Yes. Dude, this guy's spot on. I nail all of them. Why aren't guys more in touch with their feelings? Because we don't have them. Let me go. Let me do my last one. All the guys that I talk to, they're very in touch with their feelings. What the? They all cry. They all cry.

No. Oh, I couldn't read it first. How do you guys feel about periods? Well, I'm glad Madren opened this question. We'll be talking on this for 45 minutes. Honestly, periods are fine. I'm more scared of exclamation points.

My favorite word is periods. Period. Wait, can you just repeat your joke just in case I didn't hear it? Because it was just so funny. I think everyone should hear it. I said, honestly, I'm not that scared of periods. I'm more intimidated by or scared of exclamation points. Oh, you said that yesterday. Yeah, he repeats jokes a lot. I didn't say that yesterday. He's like a stand-up comedian. I didn't say that yesterday. I did a video with it. Except his bitch is not even funny. All right. I'll do one more. What's your favorite kind of clothes, girls? Lululemon?

well the girls want to know the guys might already know what the girls want to know the girls actually want to know y'all are just an astronaut suit i can make that happen there you go how long does it take for a guy to commit three months well sometimes uh how long does it take for a guy to commit um usually after you say yes

What? After a girl says yes, they're committed. Usually. Committed to what? What do you mean? The question doesn't really say anything. It just says commit. Commit to dating? Commit to marriage? Usually if a guy asks you and you say yes, then I'd say he's committed. What kind of question? I don't like Mav's answers. What kind of question was it? Okay, I'll open the next one. Pull your microphone down. All right, what is it? Do you think girls should...

Do you think girls should be nicer to guys? Yeah. I think y'all should. It says, do you think it's okay for girls to make the first move? Yeah, but I wanted to do my question. I think they should. Sometimes they're kind of mean. This question says, do you think it's okay for girls to make the first move?

Yeah, it could be it could be attractive. Yeah, I'm never making a bird move. That's so mean. Girl, like let her know like like like, you know, the little like come on. What do y'all do? Like the little eyes? I got it. I got it. It's good if a girl does that. OK. I don't think a girl needs to do that. You just look in the general direction of a guy. Yeah. Yeah. Wait, wait, say that again. What?

Like, you don't even have to look a guy directly in the eyes. Do you just go up? Yes. You just, like, look. Like, if I'm looking at Kate, but I'm not, I'm, like, looking off in the direction, a guy would be like, oh, she's looking at me. Oh, my gosh. She's looking at me. Yeah. She's making eye contact with me. Yeah. I think y'all. They're saying we're desperate. I think they think they're very attractive or something. No. They think every guy just looks their direction. Somebody's got some ego. Some people here really think they got it all. Yeah.

Do you ever judge a girl based off their social media? Yep. Yes. Very much. How to know if a guy likes you, if he tells you? It's not that simple. Some guys just don't. Then you wouldn't know, would you? Then you're guessing. Some guys be lying. This is how I want my hair to be cut. Biggest turn off, crying. Wait, wait, wait. Let me open some. Let me open some before it's all gone. Is that accurate?

biggest turnoff crying what no i'd say biggest turnoff is being a dude seconds crying yeah you do y'all are terrible are we are we really your type if not what was your type before us wait is that how do you know what girl like we're talking about like that was like am i really your type cash or did you just did you just pick me wait wait wait what am i really your type

Are you asking me, like, is this a general question? Yes, am I your type? But is that a general question? I can confirm after all the girls I've seen cash with that it's his type. Thanks, Matt. You're not helping. Well, what I did was... I'm like Maverick who got a different looking one each time. Actually, no. Don't have a type. I like women. I like women. Actually, every girl... Never mind. What the? You know what? I'll spare you that. Was it going to be about me? No. No, it wasn't.

I'd open the next question. Yes, sir. What is it like to pee? Amazing. It's one of the best feelings there is. Pooping's better, but pee's a close second. No, no. I really think we should be backwards. You know how it's like number one and number two?

Should totally be backwards Pooping should be number one No Peeing should be number two No Peeing is way better Pooping feels way better But you get to You can even walk around While you pee Don't you mean Y'all know Y'all know sometimes And don't say Because I have so many Conversations with people About it I know you don't Pooping sometimes hits What Like sometimes it's like that No I needed that No I needed that Are you No I'm not disagreeing You told me that I'm not disagreeing at all See

You're not disagreeing? No. Pooping does not hit different for me. No, it doesn't hit. Sometimes pooping, you're like, oh, that was like needed. Okay, next question. You're sitting there like, wish I could do that again. Yes. What the? No, I don't think you got it. I don't want it to be over yet. What the? I don't think like that. It goes by so quick sometimes. All right, last question.

What would your reaction be if your girl cheated? Okay, so I would. Dude, I'm not even kidding. I have no horror. I would send him straight to the streets of Compton. Straight to the streets? Mal's going to marry her mom, and then he's going to ground you for life as your new stepdad. Stepdad, yes. That's what he said before the episode. I said that on the episode. Yeah, he said it before the episode, on the episode, and he was about to say it again. I heard you tell Alexis.

You did say it before the episode. I told it to Alexis, but nobody heard me. No, I sure did. That's why I knew exactly what you were going to say. Well, why were you dropping on my conversation? If a girl cheats on me, I'd buy her a boat. That's quite nice of you. And I'd act like I don't know that she cheated on me yet, buy her a boat, send her out into the ocean. But what she didn't know is the boat had a small, tiny leak in it. You know what? She dies. If a girl cheated on me... Wait a second. Oh, gosh. Never mind. What are you thinking?

A girl did cheat on me, and I did. Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Didn't marry her mom. So I guess I'm a liar. My hair was a cry when it went to look like this. I left. You left and cried and gambled. I didn't gamble. I didn't gamble. Cash gambled. No, don't try to flip this story around, Mav. Cash gambled for me.

Kenji, if either of the boys cheated on us, all we have to do is go to their parents' house and tell them, and they'll disown the boys. That's so true. They'll keep us, but they'll disown their sons. I hope your mom would still love y'all and reach out every now and again. My dad wouldn't. I don't know if your dad would talk to y'all. Oh, no. If my hair was to be curled, this is how I would learn to. Hey, if my hair was to be curled, this is how I would learn to. Hey, I was actually speaking. Oh, well, good news. I got good news for you. I didn't care.

Okay. Wow. Stop that. Again. Again. He needs two. Two lashes. No. Stop it. No, two lashes. It doesn't even hurt. It's like the Hunger Games. Yeah, give it to me. Why are you doing it so easy? No, it doesn't hurt. Yeah, so you go so much harder when you hit me with it. Hey, now, does it hurt? No. Exactly. So, it doesn't hurt. Yeah, does it? No, it doesn't hurt at all. Yeah, exactly. I don't know why I said that. Ow. Ow.

Whoa, Kate didn't freak out just now when the jar was thrown. Because I know how to catch. It's because I broke her fear of the jar. It's because I broke her fear of the jar being... She always thought if you touched it... She thought if I set it down on the counter too hard, it would break. But now that she knows, you can just drop it. Question. Do you think you and Kenzie could beat me in cash and softball? Yes.

Oh, there's no way. Are you kidding? There's no way. Did you play softball? You did? I never did. Well, first of all, how do you even test that? Softball is like a freaking 10-person sport. Yeah, I don't know a way to test that. Well...

I would say the best way to test it is like we were all be like 10 balls. You pitch 10 balls and we'll pitch the most or something. It's easy. Yeah. I don't know. Actually, wiffle ball style. No, wiffle ball. No, it's very easy. Actually, we just need one more guy and then we need one more softball player. And then it's easy. You can have a pitcher, an outfielder, and just somebody on one of the bases. I ain't going to lie. I haven't touched a softball in like four years. So I'm not. Do you have any scary softball stories?

Not to me, but like I've seen some pretty, pretty. You saw some things out there? Wait, did y'all ever play with a guy? Guys! No. After y'all finishes, I forgot to tell y'all. I have the biggest story in the world that happened last night. Okay, and keep watching if you want to hear the rest of that story. Yeah. Okay, let's continue. I would say the worst thing I watched was one time when you're a pitcher, you're supposed to wear like a face mask, but not all of them do. Oh, no. And you know, they're pretty close.

So, but yeah, the girl just got like drilled in the face and it knocked her out and she was bleeding all over the field. It knocked her out? She got, the girl hit the ball. She pitched the ball. The girl hits it with the bat, comes back, hits her in the face, knocked her out, blood all over the field. Ambulance came and took her off. The ambulance? What the hell? It's like 70 miles per hour ball that's going towards your face. Yeah, it is pretty, it is rough. That's funny. She thinks women can hit 70 mile an hour.

I have too many stories to even tell on the podcast. They probably can't. That was the worst one. I have no clue what they're hitting minecraft for. That was like the scariest one to me. Wait, how fast do y'all, like, how fast is that ball coming out? How fast does it go? Like 60. Yeah, 60. Told you. To the bat. To the bat? Well, by the time it gets there, it's probably about 60. When she first pitches it, it's probably a little quicker. Yeah, and then when they hit it with the bat, how fast does it go? But like when you put a radar on it? Off the bat, how fast does it go? Yeah. I don't think, they never measure that. Yeah. I don't think that's like a thing.

You can measure it. All I hear is pitch speed. Yeah. Whoa, can I tell my story? Wait, do you have any horrifying stories? You have stories? Well, I have quite a few stories. My batteries just fell out. I'll say a few real quick, and then I'll say one that was really crazy. Really crazy. I've seen several people break their bones, like the bones sticking out. That's crazy. No way. I've always, not like one and two, but I've always just...

Seeing like somebody, if I was just playing a sport or at the skate park or something, somebody's bone was just sticking out. That's crazy. Was this college though that you saw it or just like over time? No, over the years, like even 10, 12 years. Oh, I did watch one of my friends tear her ACL. That was a hard one. I had a friend playing shortstop and she went down to tag the girl in the cleats because you wear metal cleats in softball. The metal went in her arm like drug up. Yeah, I've seen that before too. Oh my God.

One time we had a catcher. She didn't have her mask on. They were just practicing and the pitcher threw the ball and she turned her head at the last minute to talk to somebody she didn't realize. It hit her right in between the nose and the eye socket, shattered her eye socket, broke her nose. Her nose was like on the side of her

face. Oh, no. Son of a bitch. One time I was, when I was younger, probably like 12, my dad was like trying to make me a pitcher in softball. Or he was like, if you want to do it, you can. And I was like, yeah, I want to do it. And so we were in the backyard and I was getting pretty mad because I couldn't do it. I was not very good at all. And so I'm getting mad and he's trying to coach me. And I'm like, I'm so mad at him. I'm just going to throw this ball as hard as I can. And like, I had never thrown a good pitch in my entire life. And it like

like, at the last second, and it went, and it, like, literally broke his nose. Did it hit off the glove? No, it literally, like, curved around his glove and, like, broke his nose, and he was, like, bleeding and, like, passing out. And I was like, and my dad's like, and then he's like, and then he's like, and then he comes to me, and he's like, that was a great pitch. And he knocks out again, and my mom was like, Kate, and then I was like, where's your phone? And, like, Zach had it upstairs or something, and I was like, there's no phone.

And like, yeah. Oh my God. Ask my dad about it. You didn't know that? Yeah. I felt so bad. I was crying. I was like, dad, I'm so sorry. I've killed you. I killed you. I hate that. No, but I think the craziest story, like, I don't know if anything ever tops this in my entire life. It was so crazy. Um, so there was like a little blooper hit right over second base. The second baseman. Have I ever told you this? No, but I just, the blooper is funny. Do what? You mean woman? Woman.

You said the second baseman. The second base woman. Second base woman. Second base girl. I feel like that's something you care about more than me. I just thought it was weird. That's just what it's called. Give your tenders some credit. Okay, whatever, whatever. The person who's on second base. The runner? No, no, no, no. Oh. The player. Oh. So the person who was in the field. Yeah. She had a glove on. The second base woman and the right fielder, since it was a blooper right over second base's head.

The second baseman was running backwards in the right field. Second baseman? Oh my gosh! The second baseman! We just want to know which one it is. It sounds like he changed genders now and I'm confused. That's why it's called the second baseman. Even if it's a girl. Yes, they do call him second baseman. Okay. I just made a thing we should fight to change that. So the person on second base and the right fielder were coming at each other because they were going for the same ball. But they weren't calling it off. So they collided, right? Right.

And, like, they just both dropped to the floor, like, no screaming or anything, just dropped to the floor, and they weren't getting up. And so, like, run over there, right? Blood everywhere. And the whole game has stopped now. Like, even the runner was like, oh, my gosh, they're dead. Because they literally looked like they just collapsed, okay? So I'm over there, blood everywhere. I'm, like, looking at the blood on the second baseman's head, second base woman's head. I'm sorry. I would have ran for a home run.

You're like, screw you. That's your time to shine. I mean, you gotta get your stats up for college. Yeah. No, but listen. You made the point. I'm dragging this story on too long. It's okay. There were teeth in the second base woman's head. No, no, no. Yes, there were. No. How old were you when this happened? I was 16. Yeah, that is true. It's true. That's crazy. And the...

The right fielder. I was there. It was my head. No, it's true. It's facts. I saw it on the news as well. The right fielder picks her head up, right? Blood all over her mouth. Three missing teeth. No way. No way. I'm so serious. Y'all, okay. But I felt really bad for her because the next few days at school, she had to come to school, right? And she just didn't have teeth because she had to go get surgery to get new teeth. And so for a few days, she just didn't have teeth. Oh my.

Oh my gosh, that's my worst fear. Anytime I'm playing anything or ever get hit in the mouth and like it hurts really bad, I'm like, please help me. Please be my tooth there. I need my tooth there when I check it here in a second. That's crazy. I don't ever want to lose a tooth from that. Imagine you're like, oh, there's teeth in my hair. Teeth getting jabbed into your head. I wonder if that's how the tooth fairy feels. It's like, wow, I just got more teeth than anything.

realize i got these today yeah no but yeah so so now i'll tell you all my story well yeah you have a crazy story she told me on the way here she had something crazy to tell us oh yeah and you just now bring this up come on sorry well all right so basically we'd like to hear the story now

Okay. Well, what happened was last night my sister comes home with my crush. Oh. What the? He is. Wait. Wait, wait, wait. Hold on. Hold on. Were you mad? Yes, because they've already made out before. Wait. With your crush? Wait, wait, wait. She is. Okay. Okay.

Continue! Continue! Please continue! No, no, no, no. We are going to have to have your sister on this podcast. You should have brought your sister today. This morning I was like, can I talk about this on the podcast? She was like, yeah, I don't care. And he was downstairs. She was like, oh yeah, I'm going to be famous. Wait, wait, wait. Just whisper me the name. Oh yeah, he knows. Wait. We don't need to know the name. I'll whisper it to you after. So, basically, you don't even know? It's insane. So, I've like, I

I thought this guy was cute. He's asked me to go on a red-headed two-man because me and my friend are redheads. He was like, oh yeah, I want to go on a two-man. How old is he? He is one year older than me. Wait, what's a two-man? Like a double date, I don't know. But just with one man? No, no, no. Two guys and two girls. Yeah, yeah. Just a double date. Besides the point, there was... What's it called? He...

My sister is one year older than him. He is one year older than me, so he's in the middle, which is a little weird. I was like, Reese, please don't do anything with this poor, poor man. And she was like... So one night, she went to a grad party, and she kissed him and stuff. And I was like, Reese, what's wrong with you? I was like, come on. You know I like him. And then she was like, yeah, no, I'm sorry. He likes me, sorry. And then I was like...

I was like, girl, please don't ever do it again. So last night, she comes in. There's no way. No, no. There's no way. No, just wait. No way this story's real. On my life, it's true. At the end, she's going to say it's a joke. No, on my life, it's true. So then, I don't know. Did you come up with this, like, last night? No, no. So last night, she comes into my house, and I open the door for her. She'll hard-breath and lock the door. And I'm like, okay. She comes into my house. So I open the door. Your sister comes to your house? The audacity. No.

Wow. Her curfew is slow. Your house with your crush. Yes, yes. Me personally, I wouldn't have let her in. No, her curfew is 1230, so she comes in at like 1235. So I'm like, hello. Like, hello. Oh, so she was past curfew? Yeah, she was past curfew. So you were like, no longer your house. No, no. So she walks in with her friends, and then I see a tall person. And I'm like, who is this? It's my crush. Oh. And I was like, what?

like what is he doing here no no i was like what is he doing here like he's not like actually my crush but he's like my super senior crush you know like if that was a thing you know so what do you mean if that was a thing i don't it is he's older than her older than me yeah so he walks in and i'm like oh hi like hi name insert name like tree hi so i was like hey tree um he was like oh hey harper and i was like hey i was like what are you doing here um

what's she doing here and reese was like oh yeah he got kicked out of his house he has to spend the night and i was like mom's gonna kill you if she finds out that a boy spent the night at our house so she was like yeah he can just sleep on a mattress in my room and i was like no he'll sleep on the couch or in my room for a second i was like wow harper you're like you can sleep on the couch or in my room no no go where i was thinking no so they so they they

and we all start talking. Just to clarify, you meant he could sleep in your room and you'd sleep with your sister? Oh! Let's just continue whatever you were saying. So basically what happened was he was like, he was like, they all come in my room. They're like, how are we going to do this? How is mom not going to find out? So we talk about it for like an hour. At this point it's like one. And they're like, oh yeah, like Harper, oh sorry, they're like, Harper, can you say it's like your friend and it's your gay friend or something? And I was like, you know what's crazy? What?

We tried that once. Yeah, we did try that. Didn't go well. We were like, Mom, she's gay! She's gay, it's fine. She's a lesbian! Yeah, no. But she also likes guys! So yeah, that happened. And then finally, they were moving the mattress onto Reese's floor. And then they banged the stairs and my mom woke up. She's like, oh my God, what's wrong? She's like...

Like, she was freaked out because she heard something. And I was like, Mom, please chill out. And so I opened the door, like, to my room. And they opened their door. And we all walked downstairs. And my mom was like...

and my mom was like my sister was like okay um he got kicked out of his house and he you know i already know this was the most awkward situation for homeboy he's just standing there in the middle of the night and everyone's just like i don't have a house keep in mind i didn't have socks on so i was like i gotta go in my room and get socks on because this is like my crush so um yeah so like i put socks on so you

Your mom's yelling at your sister. Homeboy's standing there. You're running upstairs to eat socks. I'm running in my room to get socks. And it's all crazy. My sister's friends are just like, eh, eh, eh. And yeah, it's just crazy. So then my mom's like, finally, she's like, okay, he can sleep on the couch upstairs. That's fine. If he doesn't have a house. And I'm like, what? Mom, are you serious? Are you serious? Are you all special? Taking him homeless? He can't just eat in your home. What the heck?

Our rooms are upstairs, by the way. So these are our rooms. The couch is right here in the upstairs living room. So it's literally like, Reese's room was the studio. My room is Maverick's room. This is the couch where he slept. So I was trying to sneak out of my room. No, I'm kidding. No, no. No, but then I think they stayed up till like 3 just talking and stuff. But my mom let him in. And then it gets crazier.

He comes in my room and he asked for a bonnet like a hair bond a silk hair bonnet what? He said I have black person hair and I was like, it's straight. I don't I don't know what you mean. He's like, no He asked for a bonnet. He asked for a bonnet because he's like, yeah You sent me a photo and snap with it on one time and I was like, yeah, I know I don't have my bonnet anymore. It like got like it got like homie sleeps with a bonnet. Yes

So, you know, you just don't, just don't sleep with a bonnet that night, my friend. No, so he didn't get to sleep with his bonnet. I was like, I'm so sorry. I don't have my bonnet anymore. Keep in mind, I do have the bonnet and it's hot pink, by the way. It is a hot pink bonnet. She was sleeping with it though. He sleeps with the black bonnet. So I'm like, I don't know if you want the hot pink one or the black bonnet. Like,

I'm sorry. And also my hot pink bonnet. Like, I feel like this boy has lice, so I'm not giving him my bonnet. Yeah, that's facts. I had lice before. So I woke up. Oh. It happens. No, so I woke up, and he was on the couch, and I was like...

And keep in mind, my hair was all like crazy. And I was like, hey. And he's like, ah! I was like, what? And he was like, why do you look like that? I'm kidding. That didn't happen. He's like, why you got a bonnet on? That's like saying it happened. So my sister was sitting on the couch with him. And they were talking about where he should go, if he should stay at my house. And my mom was like, no, you got to go. You got to go. My sister, I've seen your pictures. We got to go. And so he- This was this morning? Yeah, this morning. So I was like- Wow, that's crazy. I wish I could have been there. I was like, Kate's about to pick me up for the podcast. You probably got to get going. So he goes to his friend's house. And yeah, that's it.

That's all. That's crazy. Wow. What the? So you no longer have a crush on him then? No, I mean, now that he likes my sister, it's just... And you found out he sleeps with a bonnet? Yeah. I mean, I find that pretty cute. Oh. You like bonnet guys? You hear that, guys? No, no, I was... Start sleeping with bonnets. Girls like bonnets. I was saying, I like when he sleeps. Oh, did you watch him? Yeah. I do that too. Yeah, I watch him. What the? Harper liked creepy

I'm not going to lie. When I walk in on somebody sleeping, I do look at them for a second. I'm like, look at them. They're just so like off. That's crazy. They're just not on. No, not vulnerable. That's the wrong thing. They're just literally off. Like they're not. Somebody like literally took the batteries out of it. And you walk in and it's like, holy cow. My favorite thing to do is like just look at Cash when he sleeps because he sleeps like, like if this is the bed, he's like,

And he's always got some sort of drool, like, coming out. And then he'll be like...

You like, breathe funny? Hey, that's fine. Kate's new favorite thing, when she goes to bed without me, I walk in to come to bed. Her new favorite thing is to wake up and just tell me how mean and rude I am. That's what she does. I come to bed. I try to sneak in there quietly. I get in bed. As soon as I lay down, I lay down and pull the cover over me. She goes, you're so mean. You're so mean. I'm mean, mean, mean. You're so mean. And I'm like, what the freak?

freak dude and she just then she goes back to sleep i was pretty mad the other night because for some reason when i i have to be up early and i know i have to be up early like you know you can't fall asleep obviously but if cash is laying in bed like i'll fall asleep quicker but when he's not it just takes me forever so i was mad because i had to be up early but he wasn't coming to bed so i couldn't fall asleep and it was just going to take even longer and the same thing happened two nights in a row and the next night i know you have it the next night i was pretty mad and the thing

is that I was dead asleep. I was so dead asleep and I woke up to yell at him about how I couldn't sleep. Yeah, she wakes up and says, you're so mean. I can't sleep and you know what you're doing to me and now you're so mean and now I'm awake and look what you did to me. I'm going back to bed. I'm like, what the frick? You just woke up just to say that and now you're out again.

This morning I woke up and Cash, we have these like nude, like literally like skin colored sheets. Like they're literally just like a color like this. And Cash is like wrapped up in it like a butterfly in a cocoon. And he looked like literally a sausage link with a head on it. What? I should have taken a picture of it. Dude, she is the biggest bully. That's what I'm saying. No. I'm sleeping at night. She's like, I hear a sausage with a head on it. I'm like...

What? No, because it's like, imagine if you took a sheet this color and wrapped it around you super tight. You'd look like... There was no sheet wrapped around me. I was sleeping like a normal human. Yes, but it was wrapped around you. I don't think so. It was. You mean he had a blanket on? No, he had a sheet and it was like tucked into his body. It was like he tucked himself in. What the? No.

You tuck yourself in? No, I don't tuck myself in. He does. He actually has me tuck him in sometimes. He's like, can you- Matt tucks Kinsey in. The other night, he was like- No, I don't tuck her in. No, this is what he said. Oh, gosh. We're all playing games or whatever. And he's like, I think Kinsey's going to go to bed. He said this. Literally, he goes, guys, give me one second. I got to go put Kinsey to bed, and then I'll be back. And we all turned. We said-

What are you doing? Close your eyes, shut your mouth, dream a dream. She's not with Playboys. No, literally. Turn on the Xbox. No, I just let her go to sleep in the night. What do you mean? Did she cry in the middle of the night too and you got to go into her room and be like, oh. To be fair, I also said something. I was like, put me to bed. No, but he's just very kind and I go lay down in the bed. He talks to me for a few minutes, I fall asleep and then he walks away. I don't know any other man that

That puts their right foot down. Puts the 24-year-old woman they're with to bed. Yeah, would you like me to start putting you to bed so you can sleep better? No, I look at him mad when I'm trying to fall asleep and he's trying to cuddle me. I'm like, get off of me. No, you don't. I sure do. I get so sweaty. No, that is a complete lie. I get sweaty. No, she's like, cuddle me. And I'm like...

Yes, sweetheart. Even though I'm trying to fall asleep right now. No, I get mad. I'll sacrifice myself. And I turn around and I hold her. And then I go like this. I'm like, okay, she's out. Where are you going? No, I'm nowhere. I'm right here. I'm right here. Yes, it is. And then I'm like. And then I get over here. And then I'm like, okay, she's good. She's good. And then she's like.

you can cuddle me if you want i'm like well good thing i don't want to anymore because it's 1 a.m that is not true that is so true i just know that's true okay i do say that i'm like you know i'm like you can come lay with me if you want yeah or yeah or when she's done cuddling with me and we're like laying together she'll turn around and she'll go i'm gonna go to bed now but you can cuddle me i'm like thanks for the permission after that i'm gonna go tuck myself in

Awkward silence. But also got... Yeah, there was some awkward silence there. Yeah, that was really bad. And we never had awkward silence on here, but, like, that just happened. Yeah, that did just happen. Wait, where was the awkward silence? You didn't feel the awkward silence, like, 15 seconds ago? Nope. No, it was, like, five seconds ago. Now, seven. Wait, do you guys have a problem with this? Everyone be quiet. I mean, like, after, like, we all... Clearly. Clearly. No, like, after we all laughed, like, let's all laugh together and then stop to say three, two, one. Okay.

No, but anyways, like I... There's a little awkwardness there. You don't feel that? No, that's just conversation. He says the most awkward things. He's just so used to it now. He lives in awkwardness. He doesn't even know. It's a fine place. After he says something awkward, he goes... He sure does do that. I've seen him do that. What the... She's talking about when you go... Hey, you did it. No, his sounds funky. All right, do it.

This is what Matt does. He says something awkward, no one's laughing. Do it. Well, that's not what I do, first of all. It's not at all what I do. Just a little bit. No, I will do it when I'm just bored. So you get bored after you say something awkward? No, because you're having me do it in the sense of I do it when I'm awkward and nothing's awkward. Oh, fine. Just do what you do when you're not awkward. Show it to us.

This is... What time are we at? No, no, no. Just do it. No. Yes. I'm not a freaking circus animal. Yes, you are. Do it. Come on. I'm not your puppet. Do a trick. No. For a treat. Matt, show it to us, man. What? No. What do you mean what? You know exactly what we're talking about. Why don't you try to fit in that thing? Okay, I'll turn my microphone on. Okay. All right, do it. That's exactly what he does. Isn't that not weird? All right, fine. I'll fit in this thing. Just because Harper can't.

Yeah, I can't fit in the inside of my cash cube. I'm going to fit in my hamper now. Also, make sure that you guys go like the comment in case you haven't already. Whatever the top comment is saying keep the microphone. Go get that comment to 20,000 likes because we need to bring this baby back. And I'll prove to them because I know after this episode ends, they're going to be like, Cash,

that megaphone part was horrid yeah why did you do that everyone's ever he's shaking their head right everyone's like don't ever bring that back that was horrid i we literally almost should have restarted the episode and i need you guys to go like the top comment saying keep the microphone and get it to 20 000 likes so i can prove them if this has so many dislikes it's gonna be so funny and then when that happens i can't wait to read the amount of likes no when i get 20 000 likes

I'm gonna come on an episode and I'm gonna have a screenshot and I'm gonna pop it up right here for all y'all to look at it. And all y'all one by one have to say, you're sorry. I'm so zoned out of this. You were just dragging this on. Yeah, how about you get in the laundry basket? No one was listening. They literally only want me to fit inside things. That's all you're good for? Maybe I don't want to fit inside things. Okay, well then let's end the episode. Fine. How about you just leave then? I think you really want... He's like, what time is it? We should end the episode. Kate's like, oh, we should just end the episode.

Am I the only one that has fun here? No. Because me and Harper are the only ones that... You reached, like, for me, like, peak obnoxious level. You've reached it. You know what? Oh, my gosh. You broke it. Oh, my goodness. Yo, he has been getting big. Let me tell you. This boy's been getting big. We went out to eat the other day.

this little boy. He sat in the chair outside. Believe it or not, he sat down and he... The chair collapsed. He collapsed. The chair collapsed. Yeah, he broke the chair. It literally fell like... He straight folded it. It looked like flat Stanley. Like, I literally looked at it. Sorry, go ahead. Wait, no, I looked at it and he looked like... Imagine Kate's chair, but then the legs go this way and the back goes that way. It literally just folded itself. Where was that?

Yeah, I knew it. How did you know it was Lambos? Because she's at that place every day, guys. It's just a brick wall. No, that's the hangout. I can tell, though. I can tell. But yeah, this man got to... You got to figure something out, bro. This man sat down in the chair and just had too many Twinkies that day. It happens. And then some lady walking by laughed at him like it was the funniest thing. Literally, I fall already feeling fat and shameful. Yeah, and this old lady walks by and she goes, and I was like...

You're about to die soon, okay? Why you laughing at me? And she walked by and she was like, oh, sorry if you didn't want me laughing at that. It was just so funny. I was like, oh, thanks for the apology. No, that old lady, she should come on the podcast. That was like, it was dope. All right, here we go. Get in it. If I break this chair too, I'm going to be so sad. Wait, you should, you should go butt first and be like a suitcase. Yeah, please do it. Like go butt first. Every time I do that, I hurt myself. Just go butt first. Fine. I go butt first.

I hurt my... He's gonna get stuck. Put your legs up. Stick your legs up real quick, as high as you can. Lift his feet, Harper. I can't. Lift them, lift them. Grab your legs. You gotta lift them high so she doesn't get in her straights. I know you're getting in your straights. Stop getting stretched.

I know, his hamstrings are on fire. Here, I'll get you out, Cash. Hey, can you walk on all fours if we lift you up? Lift him up, see if he can walk around. Come on, Kate. You got it. You trained for this at the gym, Kate. Walk around on all fours, Cash. Please. You look like a snail! I don't want this! You literally do look like a hermit crab. No, what's this? Nail from SpongeBob Jerry?

Gary. Do a handstand. Well, just get up. Okay, now get on your hands and walk around. Yeah, get on your hands. I know the blood is rushing to his head right now. There you go. He's shaped like the letter V. Oh my God.

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