genuinely we can cut this really do you not like the podcast anymore i just feel like god's like telling me to go a different direction in life and i like are you quitting social media completely no i would probably just quit the podcast so you're saying it's you or kinsey i mean kind of and kinsey's your wife so obviously you're gonna choose kinsey y'all i was the last person here and kate still has her other pink chair so no throw harper in bing bag
I just ignored that. I had to do a text-to-speech. What the heck? Oh, no. It's for RIP you. All right, we're rolling. We're back. What's up, guys? Welcome back to another episode of the Really Cool Podcast. Guys, isn't it crazy that we're the funniest podcast on the planet? You know what I think is crazy? Some say. Some say. You know what I think is crazy? What? That there's still lingers of the girls' podcast here. No. How is there lingers? Oh, the memories. The memories? Oh, oh.
Oh, no. Change that screen. You know, maybe we... Wait, what the? Change that screen. Yeah, get that screen out of here. If we haven't already, we might have posted these out of date. Give me your phone. Change that screen. Don't remove it. We shot... You all are so lame. There we go. There we go. There we go. I like the pink one. No, no, no, no, no, no. The pink is not... Boo. Yeah. Boo. That's enough. Yeah. Boo. Boo.
We might have uploaded these out of order, but we shot two episodes today, and one of them was a girl.
It was so relaxing. Yeah, it was girls only. It was them three girls and Harper's sisters, Reese and me, Maverick, were not on the episode. And it was so relaxing. The episode, if it's not already out, which it probably is, I don't know if it is or not, but if not, it's going to come out soon. Yeah. And it's probably going to flop because, you know, me and Maverick's gorgeous faces are not on it. Yep, and the girls are just going to flop because they're just floppy. I literally, I genuinely,
do not believe that it would flop because I feel like so many of you guys asked for that for so long. And also, they're acting like it's going to flop but they low-key were like, we should do a girls podcast because it would do so good. No, I have no faith. And also, on top of that, right after the girls pod, Harper told me she did not enjoy the podcast. Dude, what? She would never say that. I clipped it. Did you say that, Harper?
No, I would never say that. Oh, yes, you did. Oh, yes, you did. Can I use your microphone? Tell us the truth now. This is me talking about you guys. Don't talk about things. Let's talk about it on the pod. Maybe you should have gotten your re-flip right. No, everyone be quiet. Be quiet, dude.
Wait, play that again. Play that again. Harper. Wait, wait. Enjoy.
I mean, I did. Wait, shh. Everybody gotta be quiet. I just feel like the girls episode was kind of boring, you know? You didn't enjoy it? I mean, I did. I enjoyed talking with y'all. That was crazy. Wow. In case y'all couldn't do that, Maddie said, did you enjoy the girls episode? And she's like, eh, no. I mean, I'm hurt. I mean, guys, I love talking with y'all, but I'm part of the boys.
Hey! Hey! Whoa! Wait, wait, wait! Hey! Dab me out! Dab me out, Harper! We need you in activity next time. Dab me! You know what? Dab me! Since we're showing... I'm trying to dab here! Alright, hey! Well, if we're showing green clips... Harper's gotten clipped up a lot, apparently, because I actually...
- You should learn to watch your mouth. - I do. - You gotta learn that right now. - We got another reclip. Oh, this is great. - I'm heartbroken. - What does that even mean? - Dude, chill with my clipping. - Hey, heart, are you gonna stop running your mouth? - I know. - I don't think I can watch my mouth. - I do, okay. Are y'all ready for this? - Have you seen all the TikToks before? - I feel like actually so many people think you like Maverick, it's crazy. - I don't. - Do you? - No. - Why is it that? - I don't understand. - You know he's getting married. - I mean, if I did,
I would tell you because like you're my best friend and like I wouldn't like I don't have a crush on Maverick yeah no I'm messing I know you don't no the ball spot is insane the what spot first off and she said you have a ball spot it keeps going it keeps going I can't like he has such a big ball spot in the background
What the? Dude, I'm telling you, he said that. Ma'am, there's a reason you always wear that hat. We all know. I don't wear a hat because a dude did frick up my hair and he cut the sides. He's been saying that for three weeks now. You have a bald head. Oh my gosh, he's right. No bald butt. No, ma'am, ma'am. I mean, so legit, you do have a bald butt. I do not have a bald butt. No. She's trying,
I do not agree, but she does. I love your hair, Maverick. Turn around, turn around. It's fine. A lot of people have bald spots. Turn around to the camera. More, more, more. There's not a very big bald spot. It's because of your hair. Take a picture of it, Harper. It's just where my hair lays. I don't have that. Harper got a bald spot right here. No, she doesn't. That's just a hair part. She's going to show you a picture of it. Turn around.
It's kind of just like... No, no, no, no, no. How long does it take to take a picture? Dang, don't be so salty. He's snappy with it. That's just where my hair's laying. Y'all cap... That is crazy. Wait, text us. My head? Yeah, go ahead and do a 360 in there. And no walk. Cash doesn't have a bald spot. Oh. He looks like he does. Let me see. Keep going. Keep going.
keep going there is a small one no that one's not really every guy has a spot where their hair i'm i'm full of hair hey alex your hair definitely does not have a spot you guys yeah alex just got too much curly hair okay let's say let this be a lesson to everybody around us that our phones actually will pick up on anything you say and we will show somebody so don't talk bad man it's getting hot in this sauna oh i forgot yeah that cash is actually not just sitting in a pink box guys
It's a sauna. So he's hooked up to a steamer inside that is just steaming him up. Yeah, and it's getting kind of hot. It's kind of cooking behind him. I can't wait for you to start sweating. No, it's getting hot. And Harper lied about it on her girl episode. She was like, oh, it's on.
Oh, it's... You didn't sweat very much for being on, sweetheart. Well... I don't sweat. Girls don't sweat. Yeah. Girls don't sweat. The glitter. The glitter. The glade. No, actually, you know what's funny? Is... This probably won't be funny. Kevin Hart. You know what's funny?
What? That was mean. Well, let's see if it's funny. Go ahead. Wait, wait. What'd you say? I said it probably won't be funny. I said, you know what's funny? He's my biggest op on this show. Who? That's not what... Maverick? Again, what you just said isn't funny. No. Anyways, what's funny... I'm confused. Are you looking for sympathy? Let's see if this one's funny. What's going on here? What's funny is that this sauna thing was sitting downstairs forever, and I was like, gosh, Maverick ordered a sauna, but why has he not used it yet? Because we all thought Maverick just ordered a sauna to just sit in by himself like that.
seems like something don't give her a charity laugh guys guys why he's so mean it was real funny no but wait what why did you just laugh like that mom because she goes yeah yeah no it was real funny it was funny maverick's deflection is when he feels attacked you know cat on the last episode don't talk about cat don't talk about cat why do i feel like cat would do this ready
Ready? I feel like you do this. My alien princess and my alien... Harper, what? How did your ankle... Wait, your kneecap just went like 360 upwards. It was like completely
You know that song is like the alien princess in my a peanut I really know I'm the alpha I'm older so no It's like the stars the light the fire my alien princess in my alien attire. She didn't get her kneecaps 180 slapping herself with her Oh
That's just rotating your arm. That's just like... No, it was like really cool. Remember when you were like, y'all want to see a party trick and you slammed yourself on the ground? Dude, I was just thinking about that. Yeah. And the painting failed? Yeah. Can you do another party trick? Okay, yeah. Not that one. Do a new one. A new one? Yeah. You got party tricks up your sleeve. A new party trick. I'm trying to think. Oh, I got a good party trick. Okay. I'm ready. She like spits on cash or something. Oh, please don't do that. No, no, no.
He's kind of helpless right there. This is the perfect way to do torture cash because his head is out. Oh my gosh! Oh my goodness! What just happened? What was that? Actually, full sin. Have you tried that? Uh-uh. Harper! Yeah, painting's still up. I'm not impressed. Oh, we drilled that thing. Replay the moment. Replay the moment when Harper did that last time and the painting fell. It was, uh, I guess it's replaying. Oh, okay.
Dude, that was the funniest thing. Matt, you do that. Just lay it on your butt like that. Oh, that's so terrifying. I can't. No, that hurts. No, do it, Matt. No. Break your tailbone. Well, I don't really want to do it first. Harper already went. I already went, dang it. Okay, one of you girls go. Heck no. Kenzie? I'm not doing that. I have tailbone problems. I can't. What tailbone problems do you have? I can't tell you right now. Oh.
You can't tail me? I'll tail you later. Damn. Yeah, Mav, do it. No. Why not? Bro, I can't take you seriously in the box. Yeah, you're... Huh? I can't take you seriously in the box. Dude, it's like the slowest... Like, if this was gonna kill you, it would take days, but it would get there. Like, this thing is slow at heating up, but... It would, like, dehydrate your body. Is it bubbling? Am I hearing it? It's, like, steaming behind me. Yeah, behind me, there's, like, a little crock pot thing, and it's cooking me. It sounds like he's in a tea kettle. No, it literally
looks like you know those campers that are like shaped like half a circle yeah that like are just hooked up to a trailer that's what he looks like like you look like a camper I gotta get my phone out of here because my phone's gonna start sweating and I don't want my phone I don't want my phone to die so I'm gonna put my phone in the pocket he looks like one of those guys that um are in that uh thing that and like it
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I know. I saw that video on YouTube. Yeah, it was really sad. He was like the last person. He died? Yeah, he did die a couple months ago. But he survived in that iron lung for a long time. And he like went to law school. 70 years? He was like a kid when he got put in it. 10 years old. Yeah. Wait, what is it?
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All right. Okay. Well, glad you read his book. Well, isn't that kind of inspiring? Like he was like in an iron lung and he literally became a lawyer. Well, he did not get anything else to do. I have a great idea, y'all. What? What if we made a book? Do you guys think people would buy it? Oh my gosh. That's like my dream. A picture book? If I were like an author, I would like love that. Okay. I got an idea. Okay. You should write a book.
Like me about the lol podcast And we should see a true story I say we all try to cross the united states on one penny and then we can write about it in a book I bet we'll get good stories like ryan trahan. Yeah, that was Map copying ryan trahan. What? You see it here live folks. What talking about copying? What? Yeah, she's an oakland What What
Oh wow, we just stirred something up that was so mean. Well now I'm just confused. Mav, you're not confused. You're not confused. For those of you who don't know, Maverick wrote a great song and it's called Oklahoma Smoke Show. It's a great song. And we were so excited about it and we put it out. And the day we put it out, Cash and I are scrolling on YouTube. Wait, actually, actually, for legal reasons, I don't think we should say this. Wait. What? Now I'm concerned. Hi.
You know what we're gonna say. You know exactly what we're gonna say. This man is trying to act. No, I don't. Genuinely, I don't. Yeah, look at the smile on that man's face. No, genuinely, I have no idea. Actually, you don't know what they're talking about? Matt, I have zero idea. He does. He 100% does. No, zero idea. I don't know, so tell me. Yes, you know. Just say it. About what? The Oklahoma Smoke Show crap? Yeah. Crap? Crap? Dang, that was crazy. You just threw crap out there like that. It's a Mav song.
No, there's just another big artist who just recently dropped a song with the same title who said Oklahoma Smoke Show and like the same it was a super slow song but you said it the same way he did. That is not even close to accurate because I know who you're talking about now. Oh, and how is that not accurate?
Because it's not even his song. Do you know everybody who knows us? Like, I'm not even joking. Like, everyone in our family and everyone in my friends was like, yeah, I heard y'all's new song. Did you guys know? Yeah, my mom said I knew. That there's another song called Oklahoma Smoke Show? You know how many other songs that there are called Queen? It's just like...
We have another song called Queen. Well, we dropped two songs called Queen. No songs are called... We literally dropped two songs called Queen. We got Queen B and then we got Queen. Well, there's one song called Queen A. Yeah, Queen A. Lots of songs are named the same. Ironically, Queen by Catcher Maverick is actually my favorite song those guys have dropped. You know there's a whole band named Queen.
No, I'm just saying that Oklahoma Smoke Show was such a specific title. And Cash and I don't listen to country music like that. But we know it. So the day it dropped when we were scrolling on YouTube, we looked at it. We looked at each other and we were like, oh no. Y'all know Oklahoma Smoke Show is a thing.
what what's happening what do you mean like that's like a like a term of endearment that people like that's popular what it's not something i made up say that it's not something no you didn't make it up we're saying it's not something zach brian made up it's fine just apologize for 14 and we were actually at the gym this is crazy no i'm gonna tell you what happened at the morning we were at the gym we were all like i'm getting mad we were checking it and stuff and cash goes
He always does this and I was like what he was like when he's trying to say I didn't say this now I didn't say that play the reclip. No, actually actually I backed you on this and then he defeated my backup So it just scratched out but I don't know that's a true statement No, he's like this is hard to have this conversation because we can't even play the song. Did y'all just hear it? He said this is nuts. This is nuts only millennials say that like this is nuts guys
This is nuts, guys. Wait, what? Do you sound like freaking from New Jersey? This is nuts, guys. It was a good accent. But we were at the gym that morning and we saw that Zach Bryan had a song that was released pretty frequently before this.
but the same title and we were like oh no and we went and listened to it and like the way he said Oklahoma Smoke Show was like you obviously were more hype about it but the way he said it it was like so similar we were like okay well yeah and Luke Combs just released a song like two weeks ago called Oklahoma Smoke Show and I guess he copied me wait did he really yeah no he didn't yeah you listened to it in the movie that we watched it's not called Oklahoma Smoke Show yeah it's in the movie we watched get your ass out
There's no way to call it Oklahoma Smoke Show. Yeah, it's the same thing. He says Oklahoma Smoke Show in every course or whatever. Well, let me finish. So then Cash was like, he always does this. And I was like, what do you mean? Song released two years ago, by the way. I just looked it up. Okay, Mav. No, Oklahoma Smoke Show. He was like...
He always does this. And I was like, does what? And like when they're making music. Carries the entire team on his back and just gets crap for it. When they're making music, they don't write lyrics on a piece of paper. They literally find a beat and they just say words until it sounds good. With freestyle, baby. They do. Freestyle all day. And then when they're doing that, they literally will like.
say lyrics from another song to like fill the place and then like later on they go back and they change the lyrics to like original lyrics but math said cash goes he always tries to do that he'll copy other people's lyrics but then he won't want to go back and change them i never said that he did i was like cash you do the same thing you copy people's lyrics but you go change them he was like yeah but madge doesn't want to change them he just wants to copyright this is all not true you can go listen those songs aren't even similar i never said that math i didn't there's not even similar dancing
what are you guys listening to the song right now yeah oh my gosh wow i mean you just feel like so did i hear anything else when they start laughing their lungs hurt are you no like when you eat too much sugar like tic tacs really do that to me my heart guys if i eat like those giant those like 300 pack of tic tacs those orange tic tacs bopping her head to the song
If I eat like one of those 300 packs of TikToks. Mav, just let it go, bro. I just gotta hear it. Yeah, no, no, no. Don't get us copyrighted. Don't get us copyrighted. Mav, it's fine. Nobody thinks you copied in. Well, copywriter. I liked it.
- Mav, it's fine. - It's fine. I'm gonna keep talking. I'm gonna keep talking so that we don't get copyrighted because right now Maverick is not listening to anybody else on set and he's playing his song and he's trying to get his copyrighted so that we can't be monetized on this video. We gotta be monetized 'cause we gotta keep the lights on somehow guys and I still have to talk right now
Because the cameraman is going like this. This is really impressive. He's trying to get us to copy right. He just doesn't care. He doesn't care about listening to any of us. He's just doing what he wants when he wants. And the cameraman is still telling me to go like this because Maverick is still not listening to anybody else. So I'm trying to keep talking. Do you know what this sounds like? I would say that Maverick tried to rasp his voice like this. I just realized that song says Oklahoma Smoke Show one time. What song?
The one by Zach Ryan. She's in Oklahoma, smoke show. I just looked it up. Every other time it says smoke house. It's fine. Matt, we take it back. It's crazy. I don't think you copied. It was a joke. JK. And all the people who came up with the accusations are crazy. Well, it's not accusations. Everyone said it. Those 300 pack of orange Tic Tacs, if I eat all those in one sitting, my heart, when I breathe in real deep, my heart starts to hurt. Guys, y'all want to know how much Cash likes Tic Tacs? I love Tic Tacs. The other day we were in Oklahoma and we were rearranging his upstairs bedroom.
And we move a piece of furniture, a piece of furniture that's been in the same spot for probably about 15, 20 years. And I pick it up and there's some dust and some, you know, some little crawlers and stuff that have, you know, accidentally crawled into the dark hole and died. And there's a Tic Tac. And I said, oh, it's Tic Tac. And Cash ate it. Sorry, what? It was like a 20-year-old Tic Tac and he ate it. Oh, my God.
I can see him with his long nails. That's actually disgusting. Who are you calling, Mav? My lawyer. Maverick. It's hot in here. Hey. I can see. Yeah, I'd like to sue for slander. You're not funny. Yeah. You're not even on the phone with anyone. I can hear them. Well, I'm leaving a voicemail. Who are you talking to? Your mom? My lawyer. How about you call our actual lawyer? That'll be it. Thank you.
I was on the phone with somebody. What the heck? I just told you, I was on the phone with my lawyer. Who's your lawyer? It's my lawyer. It's the same lawyer. It's the same lawyer, yeah. Wow, he's got a good case for himself. If he gets to play your lawyer in case. I arrest my annual lawyer.
Huh? What? Does one know how suing works? No, we're not suing each other. No, I'm gonna sue you. What? For slander. I thought you were suing Zach. You. Oh, you're suing me? Yeah. I gotta call my lawyer. I need to call my lawyer. Law-
I don't think I've ever heard Matt burp on the podcast. Yeah, I've burped like 10 times. What are you? Got dementia? Harper, do you remember when you used to fart on the podcast? Oh my gosh. Oh, you were that girl. Oh yeah, do it, do it, do it, do it.
anymore we missed that girl harper do it it's fine please come back no i'm not you can let loose i'm not just let one out guys i remember you got colors no actually please don't i don't want to kick out your sunday shoes it was such an error when harper wasn't scared to part on the podcast or do anything i was so unhinged that was what was great that's what people loved and now you're like
Wait, what? That's so mean. That's like a bad thing to do right there. Sometimes Harper... I just keep pulling. It's cool. It makes me so sad because sometimes Harper will like sit there like this for like 20 minutes and not say anything and we'll all be talking and everyone's like... Can we appreciate... Yeah, coming off that, what has gotten into Kate? Kate is talking more than anyone. Yeah. Which is crazy. Yeah, you've been kind of trying to run the show and it's not...
Does this mean cash kind of thing? Okay, so Maverick's still mad about the coffee thing. I am. Normally Kate's like the quietest one. Kate's been like running her mouth. Not that that's a bad thing. I don't mean it in a bad way. No, I'll stop talking. No, no, no, tell me. I was just told not to talk. I wanted to hear it. I thought it was great. No, so what do you mean I sit down for 20 minutes? Oh, like sometimes we'll see. I feel like I'm not allowed to speak now.
No, you have permission. That's actually, I prefer that. I give you permission. No, I don't want permission. I'll speak when I want, but like you guys just made me feel bad. Okay. She's volunteering not to talk. Why would you argue? No, I just, I feel like I'm not allowed to now. No one wants me to.
I wanted you to earlier. She's literally yawning because you're talking. What? No. I saw you yawning. Hey, we are out here. Pan over to our timer. Look at that thing. That's so professional of us. It's real professional, all that clutter around it. Hey, don't look at the clutter. Back over here. Don't look over there. Don't look over there, camera. Camera, come over here.
No, but what were you saying? I was saying, like, sometimes we'll see clips of Harper, like, where she doesn't talk on the podcast for, like, 15 or 20 minutes. And, like, it makes me sad. Yeah, and then people cut it up into edits and they're like, Harper's so sad. I'm like, she's just playing with slime. Harper's being left out. You do zone out and you start to look like an asparagus. And you're like... It looks like you don't want to be here. No, guys, I...
I have ADHD so I focus on a lot of different things and so like I feel like usually that's not the podcast I feel like what happens is you like start to think about like school or something I start thinking about deep things yeah deep things cause like guys I'm here everyday almost and I literally only think like this is the only time I get to think before I go to bed so I'm like so I literally think about stuff like on the podcast yeah like what like everything like 2 plus 2 yes no not 2 plus 2 yeah
Oh! What's wrong? Did you just pee? You farted inside. It's coming out by your mouth. Ew! A moist fart? Ew! How do you like that sitting in that? That's what you typically do to other people. It's not good. I know, usually he runs away. No, the humidity is horrible. It's like when you fart in the shower, but worse. I've never farted in the shower. Don't do it. It's horrible. I've farted in the bathtub before. Oh.
The guys the other day, they were like, oh, we should do a video where we swap girls for the day. And I was like, nope, can't do it. Cannot do it. They're like, why? I was like, I cannot sit in the same room with Cash because he's going to fart or something. I just cannot do it. Yeah, exactly. I feel bad for you, Kate. I know. Imagine what it feels like when you're going to. Okay, that's it. I'll pay someone $55 to get in this sauna. Nope.
But they gotta be inside. They can't have their head out. Their head has to be inside while I'm sitting like this. So somebody else can climb in here and let me fart. And let me fart. And I'll pay you 55 bucks. No. 55 bucks? Yes. But why I laughed so hard was when... Matt, why do you keep winking?
Did you know you were looking at me? No. Maverick, why are you trying to call me right now? Just blinking. Maverick's trying to call me. What? I'm not trying to call anyone. It says Maverick Baker, missed call. I didn't try to call nobody. He tried to call his lawyer. Is there something you'd like to tell me? Am I your lawyer now? No, definitely not my lawyer. What were you going to say, Harvard? What?
What? One time, Kate and Cash were in the bathroom together. Whoa, whoa. I don't know where she's going with this. Kate and Cash were in the bathroom together. Continue. And then Cash farted. When? You told me about this on the podcast. It happens all the time. Like, what specific time? And when he farted, you got out. In the shower? No, in the bathtub. Oh, I do remember that. Oh, he did, like, ruin our date night with that. I set out chocolate and roses.
and filled the bathtub up with warm water and even had our computer watching Netflix. I said, will you join me in a bathtub? There was like a trail of rose petals. I said, look at her laughing at you trying to be romantic. This is hilarious. I said, will you join me? It was so sweet. I loved it. Actually, I don't even want to talk about it now. Yeah, I wouldn't. And then,
y'all having a nice little day night and then oh that's literally what happened i was like this is so sweet like almost in tears and we like get into the nice warm bath together we're watching netflix and about two and a half minutes in suddenly we're in a hot tub we're not in a bathtub anymore we are in a bubbling hot tub i thought she wanted bubbles okay is that how you dropped your computer in the tub
No, that was a different time. Yeah. Then we tried to do it again at date night in the bathtub. And then he farted too loud. And then Kate dropped the computer in the bathtub. I did too, though. Dude, what electrocuted you? Dude, that would be like so tragic. Were you freaking out?
When I dropped it in? Yeah. Honestly, I wasn't because it was just like the corner that fell in because, you know, I got quick hands. So I grabbed it and I like got, I was like, oh, like it's fine. And then what happened was when my computer died, it just didn't turn back on because the charge report was like ruined. Speaking of ruining things, Kinsey almost died, guys.
Driving down the highway. I hate that. I did. Yeah. You don't remember? Which time? Oh. It happens frequently. Recently. Like, recently. Like, very recently. She almost died. Okay. She had no brakes. Oh. I did almost die. Going on the highway. She's like, my brakes are gone. The brakes on your car were gone? Yeah, it was my last day of work, and I was going to be driving up here. Okay. Well, I did drive up here. And then about...
An hour and a half in. Yeah, probably an hour and a half in. My brakes just stopped working. And I was on the highway, so it was okay because I had to go like 70 miles an hour, obviously. But if there was traffic or anything, I just could not. I was pressing the brake all the way to the floor. No stopping at all. What the heck are you saying? Is that where you had to take her car to the shop? Going so fast, hope I don't crash. No brakes, baby, I'm gonna hit the gas. Y'all know that song? She like...
Oh, wow. Burping in his face right now is hilarious. See, I'm not totally unhinged. I might just grab you, shove you in the sauna, fart in it. That's just like mean. That's like actually a form of abuse that I think she could file against us. Yeah. No, not abuse, but maybe murder. No, I don't fart.
No, but that was so cringy and backhanded. Hey, you have a microphone. Wait, so what did you do when your brakes went out? Like, how did you stop? I just kept hitting them really hard. If my brakes ever go out, I will just open my door and stop it with my feet. Oh, okay.
Would you like to go get in my car? Let's test a theory. I can stop a car with my feet. Wait, so did you just pull off the pedal and it would stop eventually? Yeah, I just took my foot off the gas whenever I had to finally exit. And then I was hitting the brake as fast and hard as I could. And eventually, it just started working.
again. So you took the exit not knowing if you'd be able to slow down? Yes. That's insane. Wait, why didn't you just slow down on the highway and pull on the curb when the car slowed down? Because then I would be on the highway. I thought, okay, well, exit right here. There's like nothing right here. But what if you couldn't stop? My car's going to slow down.
What do you mean? It's not just infinite, just going to go. If I'm not pressing the gas, eventually it's going to stop. Okay. Wow. That was kind of crazy. So anyways, I did it. And then I took it to this car shop and they could not speak to me because we did not speak the same language. It was very confusing. And I had to use my phone for that. No, you called Michael Amaya.
No, I didn't. I didn't. No, you're supposed to. Oh, because he speaks English. He translates for us when we need him to. Well, Google had to help this time. Yeah, our friend who also edits all our shorts, Michael, he is bilingual. One more time? He's bilingual. So anytime I meet someone who is not bilingual and we speak opposite languages,
I call him and I'm like, hey, can you translate this for me? It's really clutch. Thanks, Michael. What's in that? What's that? I'll open that here in a minute. No, no, no. Go ahead and open it, Harper. I need to open it. What is it? It's something I'm going to open.
Is it getting hot in there yet? Yes, ma'am. It's hot. I want to see you dripping. I know. It's just kind of got me hot. I want to see you just dripping. It's making me mad that I'm this hot, but it's not hot enough to really get you dripping. Here, I got you. What? You can turn it up. No. Can I get some water? That's sweet. Reach. Reach, buddy. Reach for the stars. Oh, no.
Well, maybe next time. We'll try again later. You need a bindi straw. Okay, at least fix my microphone. No. I like it better like this. Same.
I'm not gonna lie, I wasn't thirsty until now. That's okay, I handed the water to you. Oh, thanks. Wow, negative 1,000. That thing is like so awkwardly helpless. Yeah, you look helpless. Like you look so helpless. I know, it's like so sad looking. I feel like a potato. Yeah, you just look like a head. You literally are like a potato with a head. Like Mr. Potato Head!
Guys, I have a question. Wait, fix your mic. What is your question? What is your question? Do y'all like the new, like, setup with Kinsey on? Yeah.
yeah what kind of question is it yeah yes i do wait i like this couch i know isn't it so cute like do you miss her here i just want you to know like you're welcome on our couch anytime thank you yeah like we're not i don't want any why would she ever want to leave this couch this is the coolest couch i did like that couch so why would you move
Well, people were saying that it wasn't the best idea for me to be over there because they thought I was making you sad. No. It is so bad. Like, when you look at people... You guys, some of y'all are mean with the edits you make because you'll, like, pick a clip when Harper's, like, zoned out thinking about her dinner and you're like...
Harper's just so depressed when Kinsey is there. I mean, sometimes I do kind of feel a little sad about it. Because, I don't know. You feel sad about which part? Like that you haven't eaten dinner yet? No. I don't know. I don't know. Sometimes when I do see the comments and stuff, I'm like, oh my gosh. This is like... It's different with Kinsey on now. It's weird and stuff. I don't know. Oh, with me sitting on the couch? Yeah, because like...
I don't know. Wait, wait, wait. What is happening? Wait, wait, wait. Clarify what you mean. Like, okay, like, everybody likes Kinsey here, but... But you? I love Kinsey as a person. I do. But why? No, I love Kinsey as a person. Like, genuinely, I just don't think she's right for the podcast. Wait, I thought you were kidding. Harper. I...
Well, I am new at social media, so I guess it's understandable, you know? Well, but it's okay. We don't have to talk about this on the podcast. I know. I just felt like it was kind of, like, time to bring it up because, like... This is crazy. On the podcast? This is crazy. This is awkward. My heart is beating fast. That's kind of why we, like... But the reason we... Kinsey's not on the couch is because we didn't want to, like, separate y'all. This isn't a couple's podcast, and we don't want it to feel like a couple's podcast. Mm-hmm.
And I feel like if anything, like she only adds to it. And I think everybody is just like. I just feel like she's not really adding to anything right now. I don't know. I'll get funnier. I promise. I'll work on it. I really hope so. Like I wasn't, people didn't really care for me when we first started either. I was just like on the end. Yeah, yeah. Well, I also like feel like I'm just super like left out now. Well, don't say she doesn't add anything. Okay.
Well, I think it's time we open that letter. No, no, no. What the freak is that letter? No, no, no. What is that letter? What did you do with that letter? No, no, no. I need to finish this. Okay. Well, maybe off the podcast. No, this is like not in any rude way. I'm not trying to be rude at all. Like, I'm not trying to be rude. Okay, well, okay. We've already cut this, but... Okay, no, okay. I don't know if we're cutting... Okay, just...
Okay, just go ahead and say it. Just from seeing all the comments, like, I've kind of agreed with them, and I've kind of been like... There's no way it's real. This is crazy. Okay, okay, no, no. Like, actually, I don't like that you're pointing the camera at me, because, like, don't worry. Okay, no, like, I feel stupid in this thing. This is not real. Off episode.
Like, what do you mean? This is so funny. This is a funny prank, guys. We won't put this in there if it's... This is crazy. It's kind of crazy. I'm just telling the truth, like, right now. I don't know. There's no way. But, but, but... Because I love Kenzie, and, like, I just don't know. I feel like I agree with the comments sometimes. Like... Well...
You know what? I've also seen comments that no women should be on the podcast. That's never happened. Mav, stop making jokes right now. Why do I stop making jokes? Mav, just be quiet. I don't know. This is awkward. What if I don't want to be quiet? Maybe I'll leave. This is awkward for me, too, because literally there's two couples on the podcast and then there's me. But that's why we separated Mav and Kinsey, because we don't want it to feel like a couple's podcast at all. But maybe it is. It's not, though. But it could be.
If Harper would leave. No. That's the thing. It's not the same. It's the LOL podcast. If we wanted a couples podcast, we could start LOL couples, but it's not a couples podcast. It's the LOL podcast. I don't know. That's why we separated them and that's why Cash and I don't sit together because that's what makes it feel like a couples pod. You want Kenzie to leave the podcast. I don't want her to leave. I just like feel like she shouldn't
Like, I don't know. I don't feel like she should... Not a permanent host. Yeah, like, I don't know. I like how she's agreeing with me, like, on this, but, like, it's just, like, I think she knows that, too, in a way. No, I don't. I think that... Well, Matt, you can kick her off if you want. No, no, no, no. I give you permission. Wait, Harper, Harper. Listen, I think that...
I think that everybody, I think everybody, like, I think this is how you're feeling. I think this is how the viewers are feeling. I think everybody is like, doesn't like change. Like they've known the, they've known us for the last year as the LOL podcast. And when you bring someone new on, it's different.
And it's not a bad different. It's just different. And she's going to add to the podcast. That's why we wouldn't have brought her on if we didn't think she was going to add to the podcast. I think that people don't like it. If people don't like it right now, it's because they're not used to it. And I mean, I'm definitely not used to it either. Like, I just will get used. Hopefully, I don't know. We're not mad.
No, I know. I just like... I'm kind of mad. Wait, do you still like the podcast? I don't know. I feel like it's just had like a different change recently. Like, I don't know. We added a horror host. No, I'm being pro. I'm being pro. I'm in all kinds of situations. You hit puberty? Listen, listen. Genuinely, we can cut this, but do you not like the podcast anymore? I don't know. Like, I feel like it's just gotten to a point where it's like there's already four people on here, so I can just leave because it's like...
Wow. Well, we don't want you to leave at all. I don't know. And I'm starting sophomore year. And last year was a little hectic with the podcast and stuff. And I love y'all with my whole heart. I always love being at the podcast. I love coming here. That's literally what I do after school. I come to the podcast and I hang out with 20-year-olds. But I just feel like God's telling me to...
go a different direction in life and I like are you quitting social media completely no I would probably just quit the podcast and wait so are you saying it's because of Kinsey I mean I'm not necessarily saying it's all about Kinsey I'm just saying like so you're saying it's you or Kinsey I mean kind of I I don't and Kinsey's your wife so obviously you're gonna choose Kinsey and um it's just like like I don't know it's just like yeah yeah um I mean I feel like
Like I said, I feel like everyone's just not used to it just because it's... We've had things so, like, the same for a whole... Like, over a year now, it's been all the same. So when you change things a little bit, people don't like that. Like, when you're watching a show and a new season happens and there's a new person on the show, people don't love the new person at first. Yeah. But after the person's been on the show for a whole season, people fall in love with the person. Like, from the start... It's just people don't know her yet and they're gonna get to know her. Wait, I don't get this. Are you saying this is about, like...
Do you want to quit if Kinsey wasn't joining? No, I would stay because I know that y'all would not do as well.
Like, if we didn't have Kinsey or you. What? Yeah. Wait, you mean, like, the podcast won't do as well if you're not here? I mean, I don't know. That's what all the fans are saying. So, I'm just, like... I just, like... I don't think that personally, but... No, I'm asking, like... And, like, this sounds like I'm being so mean, guys, and I'm not... No, I don't think you're... I'm glad you're telling us. I'm asking, like, if Kinsey wasn't a... If we didn't bring her on as a permanent host, would...
What does it say? You're in that too. If Kinsey wasn't a permanent host, would you still want to quit? I mean, I don't know. Like, I probably wouldn't quit, but like, I just like, I don't know. I just feel like,
everything's just so different and I the change is like a lot I don't know and like recently like I've been going through a lot with my friends and stuff and like I only have y'all so it's just like I don't know like anymore because like I feel like I'm just like left out now because like there's two couples well you're not yeah I know but like I just like I feel like I am are you about to cry no I'm not about to cry just like because I that whole couch looks like it's about to cry I mean I like I like when I knew we were bringing Kinsey on I like
wanted to make a point to like not make her feel left out and I also wanted to make a point to make it not seem like her and I were leaving you out like I don't want
Like I never want this podcast to be clicky. Yeah. Like we're all best friends and we all love each other. And like, I never want anyone to think like, Oh, Kate and Kinsey are leaving Harper out or Oh, Harper and Kate are leaving Kinsey out. Like I literally told myself if Kinsey comes on, I'm going to try my absolute hardest to make sure it never seems like that. And I guess I just have like failed at that. Like if that's how you feel, I guess like, why didn't you like communicate this to us? Like, yeah. Cause I, I even, I, I think we, we've asked you before. Yeah.
I know, and I mean, I'll come back tomorrow to film and stuff, but I just feel like... Well, I mean, no, we don't want you to come if you don't want to be here. I just feel like I need a break. I don't know. Yeah, okay, then take a break. But, like, you don't have to come if... Like, we've always made that so clear, like...
If you don't want to be here, you don't have to be here. We want you to do this because you love it and because you're having fun. I do have fun, but I just feel like the podcast would do so much better with the couples, like a couples podcast. And that's why I'm saying this. I'm not just saying this to be like, I'm left out and stuff. I'm just saying this to be like, sorry, I'm sorry. I'm just saying this to be like. Oh, now you got Kinsey crying. No, I'm fine.
I just, like, don't know how I feel anymore. Okay, well, I don't know if we're putting this out. I don't even know where we stopped talking. We're opening the package. The package? The package. But I just, I know it's awkward now, and... I mean, it's not awkward. We just need to, like... And I seem like the bad guy. No, you're not the bad guy. We just need to figure out what we're going to do from here, like...
I mean, now I don't even care if this episode isn't going out. Let's just talk about it and figure it out. Like, do you want to be here? Well, the only, I don't know how to say it. Okay. Y'all, I was the last person here and Kate still has her other pink chair. So, I mean, no, no, no, no. We don't want you to leave. We invited you to be on the podcast because we wanted you here. And I think people are just not used to change.
And I don't think that you're the reason Harper would want to leave. I think there's a lot more going on that maybe Harper's just not sharing with us or that she's feeling that is contributing to this. But we do want you here. That's why we wouldn't have asked you to come on the podcast if we didn't think you would be a good addition.
I'll get funnier I promise well you don't need to though like I I love you as a person and I I was just saying this because like of all the people that have like talked about it online and stuff and that's like I don't know I've like seen all these edits and I've commented on them and people still don't listen I'm like guys like we need to accept Kenzie as a new person like she's like a good like person and like you can still stick with your opinion but like
Just, like, try to change your view on her and stuff. But I'm not saying that I don't, like, want you here because I do. I'm just, like, I just feel so different. And, like, there's a lot going on right now. And I feel like I just, like, need some time away from y'all. And y'all can film podcasts without me and stuff. And club videos and all that. But I just feel like they're...
There's nothing I can really do about the situation right now because there's a lot going on behind screens and behind cameras and all that. Well, I mean, I feel like we've made it very known to you that you don't have to be here. And if you feel like you need to step away, that's fine. But, I mean, I'm sorry you feel like that. And I love all of y'all. No, we love you too. We're not mad. I mean, we need to know, but...
And I know I should have brought this up. I mean, it sucks. Like, I know I should have brought this up, not on the podcast, but I feel like... Well, it's fine. We're not on the podcast anymore. Yeah. We can talk about it. Like, this is kind of, like, my final bye for, like, a few months. Wait, then you just want to come back? I mean, would that be okay? Wait, why do you want to quit just for a little bit? I don't know. Just to take a break and start school up and... I mean...
I mean, I don't know. What do you guys think? Okay, let's just talk about this later, and let's just pick up where we left off with the letter. Yeah, well, we can... Let's just put a pin in this. Well, is the episode scratched, or do we need to restart? We can just cut all this middle section. Well, I mean, no. Okay, the episode isn't going to be scratched because it was all a joke. We've been good! The tears! I know. No, wait! You knew? I knew. The whole time? The whole time. I don't know how you cried like that, Kansi. How?
I was real for a minute. I was like, crap. And I know guys, I look like the bad guy, but I'm not mean. Okay. What do you mean? You thought, wait, what do you know? It was just on us.
Wait, wait. What do you mean you thought it was real, Harper? Wait. No, no, no. I didn't think it was real. I was like, Harper has lost her mind. Dude, I was so... What? I wasn't Harper. I was not mad. I was just like, why is she talking about it on an episode when you know we don't say things like that on the internet? Guys, I'm grown up enough to know that I don't talk about people in front of their faces like that.
I only do it when they're not there. Only behind their backs. No, no, no, no. Oh my gosh. Seriously, I love Kenzie guys and the more the better. So quit those edits. All of them. Sorry, go ahead. Quit those edits. I'm only zoned out because I get zoned out. I don't know. Always been zoned out. I looked at Kate midway through the brain and I just saw her like,
It was making me so sad. Bro, me and you both, we were like, what is going on? Matt was about to start saying mean things. I was like, what is going on? I remember when Maverick was taking the comedy route at first. He was like, oh, it's fine, guys. Look at me.
And then he was like, oh, I can't save this. No, like, that was like a train wreck and you just couldn't... It was seriously really bad. Why did you do it so long? It was like literally, it lasted like 20 minutes. I don't know, I was kind of waiting, I was waiting for Kinsey Harper to say it was a joke. I don't know, I was waiting, like, I don't know, I couldn't hold...
hold through and I was like, oh my gosh. That actually put a pit in my stomach. Real tears falling down my face. I couldn't see, did you actually cry? I had like real, real tears in my eyes because I was thinking about the comments because they do kind of make me a little sad. It's okay, it's okay, it didn't have to be so serious. Well,
Yeah, I know. So y'all can like stop leaving one of us out. Leave this edit. Yeah, delete all these edits, guys. Make this an edit. We're gonna do gaming for edits. Yeah, no, exactly. Come here, Kenji. Oh, no, no, no. Thank you. Bring it in. Come on. But seriously, guys, those comments are so mean. I'll give you a little high five. Give a high five. Bring it in. That's not what I mean.
You're just stinky. I try to be nice. Wait, yeah, because I was like, I actually was so sad too because I, Kate was literally physically in the middle of it and mentally in the middle of it. She's like, well, Harper, it's okay. Well, Kim, did she mean that? Harper's like, yes, I do. She's like, oh, you do? No, it was, oh,
for me because I didn't want to be like rude and I texted Kinsey before this I was like I swear I'm not trying to be mean or anything like I don't I thought of the idea me and Alex thought of the idea last night we were thinking of podcast episodes like just things we can do and we were like oh my gosh
You know, it would be so funny is if we have Kinsey and Harper like beef or whatever. And we were like, and we don't tell Mav and Kate. And originally, no, no. We all are lucky because originally we weren't going to tell Kinsey. Oh, my God. Oh, I don't know. No, no, that would not have been a good idea. That would have been so bad. I would have done it if Kinsey didn't know. I was like, let's not tell anyone but Harper and just have Harper do it. And only me and Harper would know. That would have lasted 30 seconds.
if you knew that. Kinsey would have been like crying out of the room. That's so bad. But then I was like, okay, I think we have to involve Kinsey in on the prank. But I'm kind of wishing we did it because I would have loved to see how that ended. You would have seen some real tears, some walking off and hopefully Maverick would have followed the loop. Maverick just would have been like, oh! Oh, it's all fine. It's a joke, everybody. No, yeah, I tried to get my acting skills on. Wait, Kate, you really did not pick up on that it was a joke at all?
No, I like, because we literally all last night, me, Maverick, Cash, and Kinsey were all like sitting on the couch watching. We were scrolling through like LOL podcast edits and there was so many that were like dogging Kinsey. And I was like, this is so sad. And then Harper comes on and starts dogging Kinsey. And I was like...
I would never do that. It's so bad, though. Like, everyone keeps making edits, like, Harper before and Harper after, and, like... Did you see my comment? Yeah, we did, actually. Yeah. So, we were, like... Yeah. She's like, I did stick up for you. Yeah, I do comment. Y'all stop doing stuff like that. Yeah, seriously. Guys...
New podcast host, the more the better. The more the merrier. Good, good, Harper, good. No, it's just like, I mean, what I was saying was actually so true. I feel like so many people, the people that are upset about it just don't like the change because so many people don't like change. I'm going through changes.
When Cash and I first started dating, the hate and the death threats I was getting was like out of this world. I forgot about that. I started dating Kate and everybody was like, send her to the cross. People were telling me in my DMs how they were going to come kill me because I was dating Cash. Like people did not like me simply because I was dating him. And it's like now. Maybe it was also though because like.
Like me and Kinsey started dating and we didn't get hate. So maybe it was something to do with. Yeah, but there was a difference there, Mav. Maybe there was something to do with. With me? I mean, potentially. No, I like, I just, people, people didn't like me and then people got used to me.
So, and now we're stuck with her. Yeah. And it's just going to be like that with Kinsey. Like, with me on the podcast, too. Like, I was like... She's like, no one likes Kinsey, but they will. No, no, no, no. Not like that. No, like, when I joined the podcast, people were like, oh, who's this new girl? And then they were like, oh, it's Harper. And then a few months went by, and I was the favorite host on the podcast. Yeah.
According to the poll. Yeah, soon Kinsey's going to be the favorite host on the podcast and we're all going to be jealous. No, what's going to happen is Kinsey's going to like blow all of us out of the water and everyone's going to like her more than all of us. She's going to be a real famous singer probably. I'm just a singer. We should make a song. The Oklahoma Smoke Show song. I'm honestly mad that you're not dripping in sweat right now. Me too. I thought that sauna would just make you just like
I want to see you dripping. I'll get out of it here in a minute and show you guys my sweat, but it's really not that bad. Turn that thing up. Does that turn up any higher, Kate? I'm more moist than I am hot, if I'm being honest. What did you think before I winked at you? What were you like? What was going through your mind? I was like, is this girl? You winked at me? I didn't wink at you, but I was like... Oh, I thought you were just twitching. I thought you were twitching too. I tried to... I
I did not know you winked. You need to practice some winking, girl. I actually thought you were, like, so nervous saying it that that was just, like, a result of your nerves. Oh, what?
Yeah, I really don't like it anymore. Oh my gosh. No, but like, what were you thinking during it? Because I could see the anger building up in you. I wasn't mad at all. I was not mad. I was more so just like... Confused. I was confused. Well, I wasn't confused. I was like, oh, yep, she's lost it. She's absolutely lost her mind. I was a little disappointed that like, I thought you hadn't like...
felt the courage i thought you felt like you couldn't tell us this and it was like all of a sudden you just got the courage you decided to when i feel like i don't know no i was hurt by that and then i was like well maybe she feels like we're leaving her out even though i was really trying not to leave anyone out and i was like well maybe i just suck at that too nobody thinks i'm left out i didn't think any of that i just thought she's crazy nobody thinks i'm left out look at me i'm the only one that sits all alone
Well, because you fart too much. All I'm allowed is to. No one wants to sit next to you. You genuinely smell, so it's like no one can sit that close to you. If I was a sun position. She just said I genuinely smell and nobody defends me. I'm talking. What do you think? They've been mean to me the whole episode. From the very beginning. That is not right. Matt, you literally have a couch, dog. I'm sitting here. Nobody was mean to you the whole episode. Except for his bald spot. Matt is being pick me right now. I know. He was like, you guys have been so mean to me. My life is so hard. People have been mean to you.
no but like if i was in like maverick spot watching this little girl like be so mean to this 25 24 year old 25 24 he's how old do you think he is 20 kenzie is 24 right yeah watching her be rude like watching me be rude like i would be like what is wrong with her like what has gone into her mind no yeah i thought you had absolutely lost it but i was like she's also 15 like she just says what she thinks she's just like
she can unfortunately she's gonna get away with it for a few more years exactly you kind of really got me there but i'm very glad that that was fake because i just want us to all be friends and live happily ever after yes i i wouldn't just say this on a podcast guys i would never do that i swear i would never say it on the pod no i wouldn't now off the pod is a different story oh no we got the cameras harper's like all right seriously kids
What I wanted to show everybody art art what I made a picture frame that's gonna sit right next to me here on set It's a picture of us I swear I made that oh I swear I made that exact same thing and we're gonna I
- That's my Gremlin! - And we're gonna leave my artwork right there. - We need to take new photos so Kenzie can be in them. - I know, we actually do. We're trying to schedule a photo shoot right now to get updated pictures by the time this is out. Hopefully we already have those. But we haven't ever like really, we took these pictures but like we want-- - Hey, nobody cares, why'd you knock my Gremlin off? - Here's your Gremlin. - What are you doing? - Harder.
What is happening inside that little box? You're done. Oh, please don't pour that on me. Okay, no, please. I can't. I can't really do anything about that. Wait, his letter! No, no, no, no. No, wait. No, wait. Oh, it's so uncomfortable. Do you want to dump sweet tea on him? No, no, no. Sweet tea? Sweet tea? I don't know.
Am I allowed? Yeah, I'm allowing. Wait, the floor is mad. It's okay. Open up, Cash. Open your mouth. We're in the hole down his pants. I can't believe she actually... I see it.
brain freeze. Oh my gosh. An average brain freeze is not good. That's what you get for just not respecting my art. Bro, you look like a mushroom that just came out of the ground. Oh, there's ice in my pants. That is the funniest thing I've ever
Well, Cash disrespected my artwork. So that's what he gets. Oh my gosh, my artwork is literally... And once again, nobody feels that I'm left out. That really looks like a form of bullying. Left out in the heat and the cold. It literally looks like, you know, like, so sad. Alright, well, I'm gonna go take a shower. Thank you guys so much for watching. Peace out, world. Shaka!
Okay, so there's only room for one of us here, so let's play rock paper scissors to see who goes. Oh, okay, let's- Let's do out of three. Okay. Yeah, okay. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Okay. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Okay. Um, rock, paper, scissors, shoot. What the heck? Alright, I guess we're both gone. It gets me!