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My favorite comment I've been seeing is people saying that I have a crush on Maverick. Well, well, well. Wait, do you have a crush on Maverick? I will admit, obviously, like I had a crush on Maverick at the very beginning. Oh my goodness, there's no way. Once I'm 18, Maverick divorces Kenzie. No. That is me. Oh my goodness. We might have to cut that. That's crazy. Like you can't say that. No, I know you like me. What?
What's up guys? Welcome back to the Biddle Cool Podcast. Today we're gonna be singing. Okay, stop. No, no, no. What? We just lost so many viewers starting off like that. Oh, man. Don't leave. I was kind of vibing with it. Guys, I'm still in just a terrible, like I just, oh my gosh. I swear I didn't do it. The drama. I didn't do it.
She did all the bad things. What are you talking about? Oh, we all know, but we can't talk about it. Just because your mom left does not mean you can talk about it. I swear I didn't know anything about it. Don't talk about it. I don't know what you're talking about. Don't talk about it. And it was in eighth grade, too. Okay. Remember when we just said, don't talk about it? Oh, no. No, guys, I can't talk about it, but I like your pink trash bags. They're cute. Oh, thanks. I try. I do like having my pink trash bags. Cash. Cash.
I think maybe we should. Sorry, I can't hear you. I'm focused on my tablet. Yeah, I think maybe we should like not have you see. What's my tablet, you ask? Oh, it's my massage chair. Yes, yes, yes. We all know. Yes, I have a massage chair. We all get it. You have a massage chair that you have buyer's remorse on. Yeah, you just put way too much money on it and you regret it. No. Yeah, you do. I decided I don't regret it now because I don't regret it now because when I sell it, I'm going to get most of my money back.
Watch him only get like $200 for it. So when I sell it, I'm going to get most of my money back. So it's practically a free chair. Oh, yes. I'm just borrowing. Your girl math is so good right now. I want you to remember that. No, no, it is. Because look, when I sell this chair, I'm going to get money back. Okay? Okay.
So then it's free. Okay. No. I don't think that's how that works. How's that not free? Say I sell it for the same price I bought it for. That's free. Well, inflation for one. What? That money is worth less. Guys, I have a question. Is this our last episode before Kinsey's on like a permanent host? No. Well, yeah. Well, these could get moved around. I don't know. She could be. Yeah. We move episodes around.
Oh. Yeah. So I don't really know. We should really put a date, like when the episodes were filmed, so people could like keep track of like. Yeah, I don't know. I know someone like was talking yesterday. Someone's talking right now. What are they saying? Nothing. I'm not saying anything. Why are you hiding your phone, Harper? I just, I need to prove y'all points. No. I do. It's okay. We'll talk about it after. Yeah, we're good. And just so you know, like I don't believe you.
- I do believe you. - Oh my god. - Everyone is kidding. - No guys, like literally I need to prove my point. - I'll prove your point. - You must prove yourself to me. Do it back there. - No, no, no, I'll do it.
As Maverick, I am representing Harper in this case. What the? That's a horrible scenario. I would not like that. Harper is mostly innocent. She did some bad things. She did some bad things, but she also did some good things. She did some good things. Some people say they're the best things they've ever seen. The best things they've ever seen from this woman. Can we keep...
her in the evil eye of society just because of a few bad things she did. What are we talking about? Sure, we could. But why look at her failures when her successes are so huge? What bad things are you talking about? She has done so many great things. I know.
So many bad things like her makeup this morning. Yeah. For instance. It's horrendous. And people sometimes have photos of me looking bad. And they want to leak the photos of my makeup looking bad. What? I feel like your makeup's never looked that bad. Wow. It has. Why? One time on famous birthdays. One time on famous birthdays. Wait, what's the bad deeds? Oh, no. The bad things she's done?
Well, last episode, I watched her beat up her sister, and her sister didn't even fight back. Don't say last episode, because these get moved around. That's true. That is true. Oh, my gosh, I think everybody knows now. We film episodes, and we post them out of order. Like, this was filmed in July, but it could come out in freaking December. Like, that's how our life works. Well, it was filmed in, like, late July. Okay, uh...
What were you saying about famous birthdays? Oh yeah, famous birthdays, my makeup looked terrible. My favorite thing about that- It did, that was my first thing I noticed. Yeah, that was terrible. What? I'm kidding, it was a joke. No, like people, like famous birthdays posted a video on TikTok and like everyone's commenting about Harper's makeup. My favorite thing is Harper makes a response video and says, there's been some controversy. I'm so sorry, I look so ugly. Controversy.
like Harper. No, I try to make people feel bad. I was like, I'm so sorry. I did not make anybody feel sad about my new job. Matt, what's your question, my guy? I have a big question that I really want to ask. Okay. I need this episode to come out. I need this episode to be bumped, though, to the new one. To, like, the latest. No, no. Why? Okay, so I have... No, wait. Can I say this?
Wait for it to me. Listen. No, I gotta whisper it to Kate off set. Okay, let me just tell you something. Just text me. Come here. Oh, great. Because Kate's the one gonna freak out. Oh, great. Well, just ignore them. Alright, guys. Just me and you. What do you wanna talk about? Oh, you have a chair. You wanna...
Play ninja? Uh, not really. Do you have you ever played ninja? Yes. Do you know what it is? Yes. What is it? It's where you take your sword and you slash people's throats. No, no. Like ninja ninja. Oh. Watch out! No, you never played ninja? How are you gonna play ninja? Guys, I'm scared on what they're talking about. I don't wanna play ninja. No, ignore them, ignore them. Play ninja with me. Look, stand up. Watch out! So how...
How ninja works is you get one- no no no. No, this is a real game. Harder! Fuck it! No, this is a real game! Fuck it! Come here! We left for like two minutes. We left for two minutes. Alright, go back and play the game. What? Go back, go back. Okay. So how you play... Focus! Okay, how you play is like put your hands up. You get one move. So you get to go like this. You get to go like this. Oh, I know. Yeah, alright, so go.
No, you get one move. Ready? Go. You lost. Alright, go again. No, you gotta try to hit my hand. Oh, I see. Is it this? It's your move. Oh, it's my move? I don't like the ninja game, guys. What? Why don't you like the ninja game? It's too intense. Well, I'm glad that happened. I'm glad we did that. What? Just watched you guys play ninja. Do you want to play ninja? Not particularly. You should try it. It's really fun. I'll play with Harper. I'm not playing with Cash. Okay. Why are you looking at me? So, you have to... I know how to play, girl. I went to public school.
Alright, go. My money's on Harper. Kate's slow. Oh, you just hit her. I don't even think you hit her hand. What? I think you just hit her arm. I hit her arm. Okay, that doesn't count. You gotta talk to me? Yeah, come here. Now he's gotta talk to me. Alright, you two have fun. Okay. Okay, what do you want to talk about? Do you remember when you were in school and you used to do Lemonade? Crunchy Ice. Sip it once. Okay, ready? Yeah, yeah, okay. Ready? Sip it twice. Hey, Crunchy Ice. Sip it once. Sip it twice. Turn around. Touch the ground.
That's where I stopped it. Well, that's not where I stopped it. No, you get to sit. I'm sitting here now because... Maverick's stressing out. He is because... This is stupid. It's stupid. I'll say it. Why are you in my chair?
Why are you in my chair? Because I wanted to sit. I felt so jealous. I just felt like some people would want to be able to. Oh my gosh. I'll just sit. I've already gotten emails of people wanting to. I really had my hopes up. I really did. That whole time, Matt was like, I got something to say. I don't
I don't know if it's not that important. Kate, I got to ask you off set to see if I can say this super cool, super big thing. No, not super cool or super big. Just something she would get upset about. Okay, now I got to talk to Cash off set to see if I can bring this up. Guess what? Homie said. This is what I said. No, no, he said, can I tell people that we have a wedding registry? They've been asking. People want to freaking... Bro, obviously y'all do. But why don't you understand? Why can't you just say, here's our address to send mail if you guys want to send us...
Oh, thing. Matt wants free gifts. No, that's true. We can tell them the post office one. We already have our post office. Oh, well, it's not a post office. It's very important. No, wedding gifts. No, I've had people asking where to send wedding gifts.
He told me I said, he's like, we might get gifts. How many of us wants presents? I do not need presents. Santa comes every year. I'm fine. Oh my gosh. Very consistent. So if anybody would like to send Maverick, like, I don't know, some coasters or something. No, we don't need anything. We are fine. He's very hyped. I think he wants gifts. Whoops. It's in the microphone. Whoops. Sorry, guys.
I know stop pressing button. No, give it. Oh, she's gonna hit the wall. Yeah, you're gonna run into the wall. I told y'all you're gonna run into the wall. Give me a massage, please. Yeah, no, I was playing with a tablet before and then Cash stole it from me and he went, no, it's gonna hit the wall. Guys, I'm moving. Yeah, because if it hits the wall, it breaks. I'm going to cheer camp sometimes this week. I don't know what time. I'm very excited. I feel like you go to cheer camp like every week.
I don't like I literally smell your own breath. Is that what you almost throw? I feel so far away from you guys. Yeah, I see you brother Very funny. I'm like very excluded aren't I what yeah imagine how Kinsey's gonna feel I see why you fall asleep. Oh
Yeah, exactly. This is the last podcast before Kinsey gets on the podcast. No, that's not true. Like we said a thousand times. Also, I had some big news. This is huge. Oh, great. This is huge news. Do you have another registry? Big news. Is your birthday list coming up soon? I have a birthday coming. No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Now it's birthday. We're going to have a great stories. I don't know what stories we're going to be able to tell, but it's going to be great stories because Cash has agreed to go on a hunting trip with me.
You just spit all over me, dude. He never goes hunting with me. I don't hunt. I don't fish. I pretend. I'm sorry. Did you all just see a grown man spit water across our set? Because I saw that. I'm regretting it really hard because it got on my chair. And on your mic. And on my legs. And on my tablet.
No, not the tablet. Why does it have that big thing? The middle thing. Okay, anyways. Yeah, Cash is going on a hunting trip and he hates hunting because he doesn't like having to be quiet. No, I love hunting. I love killing. I love shooting. That's like, oh no. I love all of it. I love shooting people's ears. No. Are you the assassin? Stop. Harper. No, listen. What I do not like about hunting is the actual hunting part.
Sitting there for days, hours, on end. He wants to go for a week. Where we just sit there for days looking at the woods hoping an animal comes.
When if you really want to see an animal that bad, you can go to the zoo. So if you like fishing, then that's kind of the same thing. Cash is taking his rifle to the zoo. He's like, I got a gorilla. Harambe down. Oh my God. That's brutal. Wait, so is that what you're going to do for your bachelor's trip? I think so. I was thinking about doing a bachelor's bachelor's trip, but I was like, well, probably a bachelor's bachelor. What is that? Like a regular one. But I was like, nah, instead, I think just me, Cash and my dad going out. Casinos!
No, going hunting would be better. You would have more fun doing that than hanging out with like- That's just more important to me than like, you know, just hanging out with some of the guys. Like that's fun too, but- How is hunting fun? Wow, to all of the groomsmen. We may still go do like a day thing with the guys, but like not a whole trip. Yeah. I mean, that's what I did with my bridesmaids. Yeah, we may just go to the casino and go like ride some bulls, catch some snakes or something. I was also 17 though. Here's my thing. Nobody could go- I say for your bachelor trip, we do the thing where you draw a big, not a big, like a medium sized circle.
And then we release the bull. First one to step out of the circle. I'm down. Or last one. I'm so down. Last one wins the money. It's gambling too. Oh yeah, we can do the poker table. Have you seen the poker table? Oh my gosh. Yeah, that was crazy. But no, I say we do that. Okay, can you stop this? It hurts. You know what I mean? A thousand butts? We can switch spots. What's a thousand butts? What two? See, everybody's trying my chair. It's talk of town. Talk of town. Talk of the town.
I say I'm gone. Okay. Well, yeah, if we draw a big line in pain, release a bull. Stop looking at me. Stop looking at me. I'm not stepping out of it. How do you do the arm thing? That would be the last one. The arm thing? Oh, we don't have the arms on it right now. Put them up here. That's the shoulder pads.
Oh, yeah, that's nice. Wait. What the? So I got a question. Girl, I got a question for you. Can I get an answer? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You guys know this song? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Moving on. Question by Chris Brown. That was the first song I ever took a dance class to. You took a dance class? We did. Can you show us the dance, please? We took dances. I took a dance class, and he played questions by Chris Brown. Can you please show us the dance? It was the first time I ever heard the song. Can you show us the dance? I mean, sure, Matt. Please. Sing it. Okay. Okay.
It went a little... Girl, I got a question. Am I up yet? Does it look like I'm up dancing yet? Well, don't play the song. I'm not going to play it. It went a little something like this. This is about to be insane, Harper. Oh, God. I'm scared. Technical difficulties. We're trying to find the song. Well, you can't play it. You don't know the lyrics? Just sing it. Okay, okay, okay. Girl, I got a question. I'm going to need more hype. Okay, okay. You can't sing. Bottom tone. Can we clap for you?
That's too fast. That's too fast. Got a question for you. Can I get an answer? That's what I'm saying. Girl, I got a question for you. Can I get an answer? Yeah. All right, ready? Yeah. I thought that was the dance. That was my warm-up, Kate. Okay. Girl, I got a question for you. Can I get an answer? Was that it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go again. I'll do the whole thing. I'll do it. Go. Oh, God, no. Oh, God. Girl, I got a question for you. Can I get an answer? Yeah, yeah. I did. Yeah, yeah. It's like the little girls at a pageant. No, no, no, no, no. That was the answer we did. Was that actually?
It's like the girls at pageants. Can you show us what it's supposed to look like? Because I know you could actually execute the dance. Oh, yeah. I totally can actually execute that dance we learned 10 years ago. Okay. Wait, what about... Can you do the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader dance? That's practically what I just did. No, you didn't.
I don't know. Wait, what is it? It's like... You cut it. Never mind. I can't. What did you just say to me? I didn't say anything. I held my tongue. I think he was about to say you look like a football. No. That's not what he was about to say. Oh, that's what I was thinking. What was it? I was thinking in your head he's kind of shaped like a football. What?
Say that though, right? Oh, no. Kiss it. Matt, why do you have so many things you can't say? Because my brain is so bad. Matt is whispering all the time. Can I say this? Can I say this? Just whisper. Who do you think you look like? A footballer. The cheerleader on the Dallas Cowboys. No, that's not where I'm going. Randy Orton. So far from what I was thinking. No. I look like the pom-pom. Moving on from that. I want to see you do the dance. I can't dance. Yes, you can. You're the best.
I don't dance, but I know you can. Not a chance. If I can do this, then you can do that, but I don't dance. Why do you all know that? Because I bumped that song as a kid. I bumped it all the time. That song was lit. I don't dance, but I know you can. Not a chance. If I can do this, then you can do that, but I don't dance.
Wow, that was like insane. Yeah, so let's not do that again. I know that's from No What would Maverick say we're musical why are you worried about what I do? Just fell apart. Yeah guys do you do you notice anything different about today's set? Oh
My chair? No, not the chair. That's different every time. We got a new addition to the set. What? Right there.
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, Kate, the plant does not fit in. Really? Where's the plant? What do you mean, really? It's not really a place for a plant. No, it's that there's a light behind it that I wanted to cover. Kate wanted to put this plant here. The plant doesn't even really fit. I had to shove it in there. I'm so ready to fall asleep in this chair. It's so nice. This is why you don't know what High School Musical is. You're on your phone too much. Yeah. No. I know the prom one. What? The prom one when they're getting ready for prom. Sing it. I know. I forgot how it starts, but I know it. Trot!
Hey, I know that. Don't panic, panic. Now do we have to dress up for the prom? Dude, I don't think we've got a choice. I'm sorry I asked for that. I know, I know. Gotta get your head in the game. Oh, that one's iconic. I sing that every time I'm at basketball. Gotta get your head in the game. Every time. I'm down by five. He was. Yesterday we were literally playing basketball with a bunch of men. Oh my gosh, yesterday we did great. We did good. I was the game winner.
Let me show you what I did. We're playing basketball. Me, Matt, and Alex, two other random guys. You can see the other five guys. I'm getting bent over like this. Okay, hold on. Pause. Wait, okay. I did not mean to... Okay, hold on. He was bent over. Okay, listen to what... No, that's not what I do in basketball. Everybody...
This is what I was doing. No, no, it's all fine. Everything's fine. Everything's okay. We'll figure it out later. Listen to this. I'm playing basketball. I'm playing basketball like this. Look. But the ball is on the ground. Because nobody has possession of it because I lost possession. You had possession. I had possession and I lost possession. And I'm trying to grab the ball and it's like in between the legs and everything and it's going everywhere. And everybody's like this trying to grab it. And I have it.
Like three men are like right here, like trying to grab it. And I'm like, no, my ball. And then Alex is right there.
and i just see alex's eyes like through all the legs and he's like here here and i pass it under all their legs and then alex just lays it in for the game winning shot it was pretty legendary yeah we were on point we were passing the ball like over people says like i'm throwing it catch catching it in the air like almost dunking it and by over people's heads he means we pass it to alex because he was taller than everyone and just hold it above their heads i love how intense you guys are making this sound like it's an nba game but i
I want you guys to picture this in your head. They're at the city park. No, I'm kidding. Are they at LA Fitness or the city park? They're at the city park. There's a pond with ducks right on the side. The court is just a piece of concrete with some old goals that have been up for about 30 years. They replaced the goals because we're playing so good. We got noticed. They replaced the goals because of how good we are. Great. So the city we live in replaced the basketball goals. There's like 20 of us out there. What are you talking about? Yeah, it's a lot.
very competitive yes but it's i just i love that you guys play basketball i do it's great yeah gonna go play again today no but it's great that y'all play basketball i'll text the group chat right now again today for sure what if i wanted to do something with you later you don't know you just want to read book i have to go to one store that's kind of far away what store do you guys want to meet up at target seals i gotta go to target
All of us meet up at Target at 5 and we can eat. So we can go grocery shopping together? Yeah, because everybody thinks we live together. What do you want to do at Target at 5? Why would we go grocery shopping together? You actually have plans to go to Target at 5? Well, after this, I have a telehealth appointment at 1 p.m.
1.30 or something. I don't know. And then, um, and then that lasts for about an hour. So, um, so basically, sorry, my coffee made me burp. Um, anyways. Yeah, it's, it's okay. It's fine. That's not what you need to apologize for though. No, um, no. Everything else you're saying. No, I, uh,
How about we all go to Shields? I have to go to Shields. I'm confused. Well, no, Harper. Okay. I think I understand what you're trying to say. How can you talk for 30 seconds and say nothing? All I heard was, I understand what she's trying to say. After this, she has a doctor's appointment about 1.30. That should last about an hour. So she'll be done about 2.30. After that, she has plans to meet at Target at 5 p.m. Because you plan the time you're going to Target, typically, as one does. Correct?
Well, we could possibly meet up together and hang out. Oh, you want to do like a meet and greet? No. We could go to the skate park. Oh my gosh, we should all go to the skate park. We should. Oh yeah, then we could get beat up. I just want to have one friend to hang out with. Dude, we literally need you to hang out after this. Let's all go to Shields. I'm telling you. I'll hang out with you, Harper. You know what? I'm going to hang out with you.
Actually, I think Brooke and me are hanging out today, so sorry. She dropped you that fast. I'm kidding. I would drop anything to hang out with Kate. Seriously. Dude, I literally have told you so many times I will hang out with you whenever you want. But do you ever invite her to hang out? I don't go anywhere. That's crazy. That is true. She does nothing. Actually, y'all always talk about that. Kate and Harper are always like, oh my gosh, we're such good friends. You're like my best friend forever. And then guess what? I've never seen one of them invite each other to another thing.
The Huda Beauty event. We're literally actually we're going to get facials tomorrow. Yeah. Oh really? Yeah. Yeah. Maybe I'm out of touch. Yeah. Yeah. Actually I forgot about that. We're hanging out tomorrow. I'm so excited guys. And then I have a birthday party after and I'm excited for that too but I'm more excited for the facial. Yeah. What time's your birthday party at? 630. Oh okay. That's cool. Yeah. You have a birthday party at 630? Oh yes. Birthday party. Your birthday? What are you doing? What is he doing? Is it your birthday party? No. No. What are you doing dude? Where's my phone? Oh. Oh.
Who crawls on their hands and knees? I thought it was under there. This is so crazy. I'm sitting on the blue couch. You finally made it somewhere in life. The blue couch is iconic, right? Apparently not. It's not iconic. It is iconic. So what if I'm here? No, this shot right here, this shot right here is iconic. All of our biggest views have been on this couch. That is... This shot. Yeah. Actually, I feel like all our biggest views have probably been on like
this area i beg to differ actually because remember i don't know if you guys remember there's a video with seven million views and a million likes of me just screaming for a minute it was mad because somebody cut up the podcast of her screaming which like girl that's on you don't don't be screaming i wasn't mad it was just like it made me look see but nobody can cut me up nobody can cut me up like that because i'm never on the podcast like shut
Just be... Well, I might have said that. I don't know. Maybe once. Okay, but besides Maverick, I've never been like, just be quiet! Just be quiet! Nobody's seen me angry like that. No, the thing is, is the first clip when I was yelling at Cash in that... Can we talk about that clip? Because...
All of y'all, both of you, were very mad at me. Yes. And I would like a formal... No, Matt. I've never been mad at y'all. No. I would like a formal apology. I was pretty irritated. No, before y'all talk, just so I refresh your memory so you don't talk out of ignorance, let me say something. Okay.
Harper was sitting right there. It was the episode about opening up about our mental health. The episode was opening up about our mental health. Oh, yeah. Pretty sure it's like one of our most viewed episodes ever. Harper's trying to say something. She said, sometimes I see things. I said, what things do you see? I don't ever see. And Mav and Kate, both. Cash, shut up. Cash, let her talk. Cash, shut up.
She said... I said, all I want to know is what she sees. He was trying to make it into something funny when it wasn't. Listen, listen. No, I was... See, I say... Hey, you talked. Thank you, Harper. Now let me talk. Okay. How about we let Harper talk? No, because I know exactly what happened. Oh, no. Kate's going to get clipped again. No, listen. Tell him to shut up. Tell him to be quiet. Listen, I want all of you guys to go watch that for yourself. Harper was speaking, and for probably...
a minute and a half to two minutes straight. Wow. So long. Was just interrupting her. It was like Harper was genuinely trying to talk and he was like making like it unserious and talking over her. And it was like, she's trying to open up and he would not stop talking. And it was so frustrated. And then to top it all off, he tries to make a joke. He said, what do you see? Every,
Everyone says, everyone's like, oh, I feel so bad for Cash. He was just trying to ask a question. The other day, Cash and I talked about it. I said, the look on your face told me everything that...
He's trying to distract because he knows it's true. This is him trying to cause a distraction. Cameraman, back on me. Back on me. Back on me, cameraman. Anyways, the look on his face told me all I needed to know that it was not a genuine question and we both knew that. Oh, no. We totally knew it wasn't a genuine question. It was not a real question and everyone's like, I feel so bad. You guys are so full of it. You guys are so full of it. Cash, I know you. We know you. Before you open your mouth, I know what you're going to say 99% of the time. Okay, well, you don't know what I'm going to say now. Because I've already thought it. Ready? On three, we're going to say the same thing.
One. Ready? One, two, three. Sandwiches. That was close, though. What did you say? Red Bull. Oh. We both said it. Okay, anyway. Food. We're both hungry. We're both hungry. Listen. I am hungry. Because if I said here, everybody has double standards around here with me. It's you three versus me all the time. He's playing the victim so hard. No, no, no. Because listen. I'm still playing the victim.
could sit here or any of y'all could sit there and say well sometimes I see things and if I said what do you see y'all would be all yelling at me. You can't even say it with a serious face. Y'all are all yelling at me. But if I sat here and said but if y'all. Stop. Picture this. No you stop it. I'm painting. Stop it. I'm painting. Look at my picture. Let her talk. Picture this. To his defense like when I said I see things that sounds a little creepy like I see things. Thank you. Obviously I don't see things. I just like think
think things like I don't see things oh so it was all made up no you see things playing out I see things playing out in my mind but like it's not better finish yeah you can't you interrupt people and like literally like he and then and then cash was like what do you he didn't say it like that but he had the tone in his voice everybody who truly knows cash yes it was like the tone in his
voice tells us everything we need to know that it was not a serious question and that's why i was so frustrated because he had been interrupting her for like two minutes podcast he had been interrupting her for like two minutes and then he starts asking dumb questions when she's trying to be serious i was so fed up with it that's why i told him to stop talking because he was being rude and ignorant to harper you're getting clipped up right now clipped up again like you literally just got clipped again but i don't care you still didn't want her clip me up again i don't i'd
- Literally don't care? - No, but let me say something now. Remember how I said it's you three versus me? Y'all gang up on me? That's not true. Because look, if I did this and sometimes I see things. - If you were being genuine about it. - Oh my gosh, the backlash I would get. The heat. - No, if you're being serious. - Now look, okay. Sometimes I see things.
No. Nobody wants to butt in there? Say anything? She has this look on... You say it now. Like, sometimes I see things. Okay, not that. Like, guys, sometimes I see things. Well, like, okay, like, I mean, sometimes I see things and it's just weird. Well, what do you see? That sounds way more like, oh, no, something's going on. But see, I don't understand where me saying, what do you see?
How is that? What do you see? It was how you said it. And we're done with this conversation. We're moving on. Guys, let's just cut to the chase. No. Bottom. Hold on. Let me close this out. Okay, still going. No, let me close this out. She can't let it go. No, I want to say. She got to get the last word. Got to get the last word in. I want to say that I'm not mad about that video. It was just unfortunate that the video that gets a million likes, I look like such a mean person when I was defending Harper. You just made another clip like that. What are you...
I guess if I talk aggressive when I'm very passionate about something, because I was so passionate about it. I'm sorry if I come off aggressive, but I didn't like it. You got a little toot in you. No, no, no. It's not just when you're passionate. Because I don't see you over here like, I love Taylor Swift, and I don't care what any
Taylor Swift is so good and she makes me so happy. You don't talk like that when you're talking about things with passion. It's just when you're angry at me. Yeah. You have an attitude towards me. Don't say it's passion. It's anger. Maybe I do have an attitude problem. I'm sorry. Towards me.
Towards everybody. I have an attitude problem towards everybody and we all know it. And you know what? My heart posture is a little bit off and I'm currently working on that. And I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's going well, actually. Oh, really? Usually I would have just yelled at you right now, but I didn't. I've been thinking about stuff. You've been thinking about what? You've had a lot of time to think. Don't say that! Don't say that! What?
Harper said oh what just happened to things to go. What did you say? And what did you say? I said I said I've been thinking She said I've been thinking about stuff now goes what have you been thinking about? Oh
Is that why you have a conversation? Is that something? Yes, he did. I said, what have you been thinking about? Because you've had a lot of time to think because no one's letting you talk. Yes, he said, what have you been thinking about? Just like when she said, I see things and I said, what do you see? It's a conversation. You're at like an outside level, like 10. It's a mic drop moment. No, you're at like an, actually, you're at an annoying level and that's at 10. See, they're all against me. I literally just proved them all wrong and they're all wrong. It's because that question
The sentence that I said wasn't scary. Like, I see things. And it was, I've been thinking about stuff. Okay, hard. What have you been thinking about, dog? Okay, um. Crazy. So I was thinking about how I've never gotten truly mad at y'all. Yeah. Really? I've never. I'm.
I'm never mad. Like, I don't get mad. Like, I don't. Like, I do get mad. But, like, it's all over serious things, you know? Like, I don't, like, genuinely get mad at y'all, you know? Yeah. Like, I've never gotten, like, oh, my God, I hate them so much. Like, obviously, no. But what's it called? And we've, like, been friends for over a year. Yeah.
and all that. But also, let's just cut to the chase. Why are we all talking about? We're not talking about nothing. Guys, I have something I have been wanting to talk about, though. Can I have my phone for this? Oh my goodness, bro. Wait, how did that land? Yeah, I'm a professional phone thrower. Okay, listen. As everybody knows, man, I'm hungry right now. Dude, me too, bro. I work harder when I'm hungry. I could eat George Washington's horse. Okay, anyways. That's it? I've been thinking about...
these comments I've been reading and I like go back and I've already mentioned before I look at my tag feed I read comments I do all that and there have been some pretty consistent comments that I thought was like hilarious that I wanted to bring up because it's literally I swear is that how big my muscles are
Probably if they were about mine. It's probably about my tricep muscle. Look at that tricep. The tricep really pops. It kind of hurts when I fuck that hard. I need to drink some water.
If they're Maui the type of guy comments, I'm going to lose it. No, it's not. We've moved on past that. Maui's the type of guy that flexes muscles and realizes they're small. No, Maui's the type of guy that flexes muscles and then they pop. Listen, y'all are all like... Yeah, you are. You'd be like, oh man, my muscle popped. What the fuck?
I can't. I don't even know what that means, but... Oh, me and my musubian. Josh. I can't. That felt well. He's all gone. So, you guys are unprepared for this. All right, read us the comments, Kate. Oh, I gotta memorize because I saw it so much. What? Okay, well, tell us, then. I'll tell you the funny ones. I thought you had them memorized. No, I only have one memorized, but...
uh marriage the type of guys this is a great segment so far i haven't memorized well let me just you know no okay i'll just cut the i'll just cut to the chase my favorite we've said that like chase is a person y'all said that like five times in this episode what are y'all chasing like what are you chasing y'all have never said that oh my gosh i just got that
What? I just got that saying. Let's cut to the chase. How does that? I don't understand it. I'm not going to lie. I don't really get the same either. I don't think I get it, actually. Cut to the chase. Like, hey, let's cut all the stupid stuff and let's just get to the chase. Yeah, but what chase? What does that even mean? Let's cut to the chase. Let's just cut to the chase. Yeah. You know, like cut to the. Like cut to the hard part? Yeah, cut to the hard part. It should be like, let's cut to the hard part. No, but it should be like, let's cut to the point. Yeah, exactly. Let's cut to the. Why chase? Okay, great. Glad we established that. Let's cut to the point.
That doesn't flow the way. Anyway, my favorite comment I've been seeing is people saying that Harper has a crush on Maverick.
Those comments happen everywhere. Well, well, well. I don't have a crush on Maverick. Wait, do you have a crush on Maverick? Wait, Harper. Harper, do you actually have a crush on me? No, no, no. I have a fiance. No, I know that. Yeah, that's kind of crazy. And you're a child. You're like 15. Wait. I know that. She's blushing. Harper is blushing. I'm not blushing. She's blushing right now. I see it. I did not think this was actually real. This is crazy. No, it's not. She's saying it's not. Oh, it's not real. Wait, fine.
I will admit. No, I've seen a lot of comments about this. I have seen a lot. Yeah, I've seen edits. It's edits of Maverick and Harper and then comments about Maverick and Harper. There's like this one edit where like if y'all go back and watch the videos, it's kind of crazy. Like this one edit, she goes in for a hug and I go for a high five. She's so sad. Yeah, I'm not going to cap Harper. I didn't think you had a crush on him. That was really bad. Yeah, until that moment. Kate was like, I think Harper does have a crush on Maverick. And I was like, why? She shows me the video. Harper jumps up like, yeah.
and tries to jump on Mav and Mav goes, high five! I hugged Anna and then I hugged Mav. No, in person it didn't feel like that. In the video it looks bad. Yeah, it actually, I think in real life it was not weird. And Harper is blushing. She's literally red. I'm not red. I can see it, you're red. That's fine, I will admit. Your hair's red, your face red, you're all red. Her hair's turning red.
I will admit, like, obviously, like, I had a crush on Maverick at, like, at the very beginning. Oh, we knew! What? Oh, my goodness! There's no way! No. I'm just kidding. There's a way. Listen, when I was 15, I always had a crush on older women. All the time. What the? What? Yeah, I know. I always liked, like... Like, when I was in middle school and I saw the high schoolers, I was like...
- Oh, wow. - Wait, wait, cut this, cut this. By the way, I'm joking about everything. I don't have a crush on you. I swear, all my life. - Oh, okay. - I swear, all my life. - Okay. - No, cut that too, because I want it to sound real, but I swear I don't have a crush on Maverick. - Okay, we'll keep going. - I swear. - Yeah, okay, we're definitely gonna cut that. - Well, no, we just like...
What? Well, we were like in the middle of it. Oh, okay, okay, okay. Yeah, we're definitely cutting that. Back to normal, back to normal. Yeah, we're in the middle of a podcast. I swear, I swear I don't. Like, I mean, guys, I had a crush on Maverick at the beginning, and like literally I thought he was so cute. Wait, are you trying to fake it now? I don't know what's happening. I don't either. Harper, we know you had a crush on him. Harper's such an actor, I can't ever tell when she's lying. And then when I found out that he was getting married, I was like...
I should have been that girl. Throwback to when I show her the ring and she's like, fake throws it. I fake throw and take it away from him. Throwback to when I said, I have a girlfriend. She said, no, you don't. And then I was like, I'll FaceTime her. And she was like, oh, hi. Hangs up on her. No, I literally like, guys, like at the beginning, I knew it was true love from the first sight.
What the? So did you purposely sit on the blue couch so you could sit next to him? Yeah. Oh, wow. At the very beginning of the podcast, I never thought I would say this, but I guess I am. Literally, at the beginning, I was like, guys, I need to sit next to Maverick. I was so scared, and Cash looked so ugly, but I was just like...
It was so bad. So I sat next to him and then it ended up being the perfect duo. Only if I was 18. Well, no, even then. I don't like the way... A crush, now you're making it more... It's just a crush. No, no. It's more than a crush. However, I'm getting married. And he's like eight years old. And I'm 23. Yeah, I know. But then when I found out... And you're like 12. And then Kate asked me...
in the car she said one time she said Harper I need to be so honest with me and then I said what she said do you have a crush on Maverick or do you like Maverick what I did ask that a couple weeks ago it was really were you like worried about me no I wasn't worried at all if you have a crush on Maverick girl I don't care no I don't yo just the way you say that like confirms it I don't I'm so
No, I asked her. I was just curious. It was just a thought in my head. And I was like, be so honest. I can't tell if she's joking or not. If you tell me. If she does or doesn't. I'm not joking, guys. If you tell me, I won't. I mean, I didn't promise that I wouldn't say anything. But I was like, just tell me. It does not matter. What happened? Okay, yeah. What happened? I said, yeah. Harper, be so for real. Do you have a crush on Maverick? She said, no.
No, I don't. And I think that she was just trying to cover up the fact that she had a little crush. But I don't. Hey, you're not the first sweetheart. All right.
No, you would be, actually. No one's ever had a crush on that guy. No, listen. And then when I found out he was getting married, I was so sad. That's why she's not coming to the wedding, actually. You're not coming to the wedding. Is that why? Yeah, she would object. It's on homecoming.
Are you actually missing the wedding? I don't want to. She has homecoming. Oh. That's crazy. Missing the wedding for homecoming. Are you just like, if you go, are you just like not strong enough to not object to the wedding? I'd rather. Oh my gosh, Harper. If Harper said, I object. Please, can you object at the wedding? I object.
Don't tell her because her impulsive thoughts, she will. Harper would. If I thought anyone would object at a wedding, Harper will do that. In a British accent too. I object. I object, brother. I object, I swear.
No, but honestly, like literally like I just I just can't like I'm just so sad Are you being serious right now? Yes. No, she's not. I literally have a huge crush on Maverick and like I I know you're trolling. No, I always have. She's so trolling. No, you're messing now. She's trying to play it off now. She's trolling the whole time. Did you have one before? Like actually, we know you're messing now. Be so real. Like actually. Be actually honest. When you first met him. When you first met him. No. No.
like but you just said you did i did but like i i i had i when i first met him yes i had a crush on him 100% honest like yes i i yes i had a huge crush on him all right there you have it all y'all can stop with the comments she did not have a crush i did i did and
I really, really liked him. Why are you still like, what? You're such a troll. She trolls the internet all the time. I know, she's trolling now. And then when those ship accounts started coming in, I just got so happy. The ship accounts were Harper. Her lifeline. She made the accounts. If you look through my accounts, it's all Maverick and Harper and all that. But yeah, I just like literally like... Okay, you're trolling a little too hard to just...
Well now now I don't obviously because I'm not a weirdo and I'm not I did no, that's fine So I don't know what that has to do with this right now We actually have to bleep that word. I think we do I think you got to bleep that word on YouTube. You're not allowed to say that well Yeah, it's like not a bad word, but you're not allowed to say it Well, honestly if I'm gonna be honest when I first met y'all I was like always a cash girl But like what? Whoa
- I was, I was just like, sorry, Kate, I didn't wanna say it in front of you. - No, say it, like, I mean. - I'm sorry, but when I was younger, I used to have a huge crush on Cash, and then-- - Kate, too. - What is happening? - And then, yeah, I just-- - We can bond over that. - You know what, Harper, you know. - And then I saw him in person, and I realized I was a Maverick girl. - Oh, what the?
Okay. Yeah, let's just stop. Yeah, I don't like the way Harper's talking about us right now. Just stop talking. Are y'all uncomfortable yet? He's married. I have a fiance. You're like 12 years old, so please just stop talking. Do you feel threatened right now? Yeah. You do? No. No? Do I feel like I'm threatening y'all?
Why? I have a question, Harper. What were your thoughts when you first met us? Like, when me and Cash and you and your mom all went out to dinner that one night? My mom actually, this is, like, 100% real. My mom asked me, she said, she said, do you like Maverick? Do you have a crush on Maverick? And I said, no, Mom! Wait, wait. Why did she ask you that? She asked me that at the very beginning because I was always rude to Maverick and it was, like, a flirting thing. She asked that? Yeah. And I was like, Mom, no, I do not have a crush on Maverick. And then she was like, okay. People don't get it. Like, that's just how me and you, like, hang out. Yeah, that's how we hang out.
hang out like that's how we talk what we're just mean to each other yo what we're just mean no people don't get it that's just how we like hang date like we're so chilling no we just all like from the beginning we've always been mean no I'm serious that was the cringiest thing
harper i've had multiple people be like harper has a crush on you and i'm like no she doesn't your mom many people that many many people dude that was such like a pick me statement like no like they don't get it they're just like we like no i have never ever thought you had a crush on me yeah i don't like i did at the beginning and obviously but like like i now now not anymore after i found out you lied to your mom
Yes, because I'm not going to tell her. Yes, the guy I'm doing a podcast with, I have a huge crush on. Wow, did your mom believe you? There's just no shot. I don't believe that she had a crush on me at all. No, I didn't. Yeah, because that's just how y'all like hang, represent, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, he was representing to her like that. I don't know, I just saw you as bro, I guess. Yeah, so I guess I was just like flirting with him a little bit, I guess. Like, I was always... I was just flirting. Partially probably because you were a child. I was just like flirting. No, just the way you said, like, that's just how we like hang. That's just how we hang. I don't even get to finish my sentence, but yes. Chill, chill, chill.
That is just how we've always hung out. No, but that is how we talk to each other. It's like you're like Justin Bieber and you're like the little fangirl. Justin Bieber. I don't know if I'd write it with Justin. Well, I wonder if like...
Like now that you're, cause obviously the podcast Maverick has been the single one this whole time. So it's like, if somebody, if you're going to like a guy on the podcast, you're going to go with a single guy. Yeah. You see when you're both single, you know, they all had crushes on me, but now all of a sudden nobody has a crush on me because I'm married. They all like math. No, that's bad to get second best. You know what I mean? They got like 10 seconds with cash and they were like, yep. Nope. That is such a lie. Okay, fine. He smells. Who is the more, he does. Who is the more visually appealing?
Um, brother. Honestly, probably Maverick. Cause I still have a crush on him. Yeah, because you have a crush on him. Yeah, okay, yeah. Well, I also just have higher cheekbones, yeah. Higher cheekbones? Yeah, you look like more of a girl. I'll settle this. No, it's gotta be in the comments. Are you gonna be biased? You'll settle this? That seems a little biased. Everybody in the comments. Obviously, she's gonna pick me. Everybody in the comments. Comment down below.
Who's better looking? This is not good. Maverick or Cash. Yeah, because I'm going to get none of them because I'm married. This is going to hurt your ego. But you're also getting married too, so I feel like it's pretty even now. Oh, yeah. None of these are married. Guys, pick Cash. Please pick Cash. No, pick Maverick because he needs it. No. That's a pick me statement. What? You're doing a pick me statement right now. How am I doing a pick me statement? I said pick you. Just pick Cash. Nobody pick Maverick.
- Pick me, don't pick me. - No, I'm just ugly, guys. - I'm just not attractive. - Nobody, pick me. - What? - People think I'm so ugly. - That's, nope. - I'm a female. - I just don't care. I have a fiance. - I'm turning into Harper over here. - That's like a baby. - See that? - Can't we do like a baby crying sound? - Wait, I'm trying to think. Wait, you go first.
Yeah, nobody wants to pick me. No babies don't talk. Oh, I thought we were doing Maverick. Stupid. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
Okay, and I feel like I'm gonna lose Pick me that's so big I feel like I'm gonna lose Now I'm just saying I'm going it's nice. It's such an unfair thing because you've been single this whole time No, make the Spotify poll is cash a pick me or not Everybody go vote on the Spotify poll go watch the episode on Spotify care why because I'm trying to get our Spotify up math Let me plug it
It's a trick way to get a poll. You know how we chart, Matt? By interactions. Do you care about charting? Not interactions, but unique viewers. That's how you chart. Either way, go follow our Spotify account because we're trying to become one of the top Spotify podcasts. Everybody, please go...
follow us on Spotify and do a rating. I think you can like rate us out of five stars. Go give us a five star. A year ago today? On the podcast, like I looked so much like it. Ratchet? I was about to say Ratchet. That was literally in my head. We thought the same thing. Maybe that's to tell you something. When y'all look at like a year ago today, like I'm still going to be on the podcast for probably like three more years.
- And then what happens after three? - That's it. - And then you're not for three. - Oh, she's gonna go off to college. - I knew it. Harper's gonna leave us for college. - No, I'm not going to college. - It's gonna be like the Disney show. I gotta go to college. - Maybe I will, maybe I won't. I don't know. - Yeah, we're ending our series. - If we don't hit 10 million followers by two years, I'm out of here. - Oh, we'll hit 10 million followers in two years. - Sayonara.
Yeah, Harper's leaving after college. Adios, amigos. Me and Matt actually talked about this last week. We said, you know what's going to happen when Harper's senior year in high school? After that, when she graduates, she's going to either A, go off to college and leave the pod. Or you're going to go to LA and leave the pod. One of those. Once I'm 18, Maverick divorces Kenzie. No. Oh my goodness.
We might have to cut that. That's crazy. Like, you can't say that. No, I know you like me. What? Okay, okay. That's getting cut. We gotta start, we gotta start limiting things you can say because you'll make it look, oh my gosh. Wow, that's hilarious. That's content. People want to see that. Oh,
No, don't cut it because I think it's funny. Don't cut it. We all know it's true. But you seriously got to chill out, Harper. You can't be saying things like that. You can't say things like that. Oh, I am. No, no, stop it. Stop saying things. Stop talking like that. She's so unhinged. Guys, I am obsessed with that. No, no, stop it.
Once I'm 18, I am going for him. No, stop. Stop, Harper. Just like that. Stop. Stop. He did ask me one time. He said, when you're 18, you should come dance with me. No, he did not say that. Stop. Harper, shut up. Oh, my God, he said that. No, Harper, shut up. He said, he said,
Well, it wasn't like in a weird way. He was just like, yeah, you should have come dance with me when you were 18. Not dance with me. Never said that. I said you would like going out dancing. Yeah, you like going out dancing. With me. With me. Maybe we could feel some symmetry like I did with that one guy. Symmetry is totally the wrong word. Chemistry. Because one time Maverick held a guy's hand and he said I felt chemistry between us. He did hold a guy's hand and felt symmetry. I didn't feel symmetry or chemistry or whatever y'all are trying to say. Chemistry. Chemistry.
No, I didn't. No, Matt was talking. This is a true statement. Maverick was talking about his dancing in one of the episodes. No clue which episode. And he said, me and this guy, we're practicing dancing together. No. And we just had so much chemistry. He is like a 10-time world champion. And there was good chemistry. And he literally said, y'all should. He knows the guy and the girl part. I said, everybody said, you need to dance with him. It just, he has, there's this thing in dance called connection, which is just the. Oh, I felt the connection.
connection that's what he said i felt a connection with this man when people have a good connection when there's like a good connection with your hands if you can dance like way better it's just crazy yeah you can tell what the person's doing like blindfolded just by like the fact that you're still saying this and actually there's nothing wrong with that i grabbed you mad let me grab your hand and you said i feel it's like taking lessons i was like taking lessons bro
I don't care, Matt. I'm taking basketball lessons. I'm not going to be like, me and that man just really connected today. Do you see how weird that is? No, that is weird. It's just different when you're dancing. That's just the word they use is connection. You take connection classes is what they're called. Connection classes, really? Sounds like somebody's switching teams. What? Yeah.
Switching sides. No. Y'all haven't heard that. Call of Duty. Switching sides. No, I probably don't get it. Halo. No, it's Call of Duty. Halo. It's Call of Duty. Halo. Is it Halo? Yeah, it's Switching Sides. Halo. I've been to the match, it's like, switching, switching sides. Halo. Aubrey, you gotta chill. I can't help myself. I know everything about Maverick. Everything. Stop. Stop. Yeah, seriously, chill with the match. You okay? Listen, everyone needs to know.
Everybody needs to know. - Matt, can you sit up? You look stupid. - Harper is trolling you right now. - No, be quiet. - Matt, do not fall for this. - He has a question. - I got a question. Have you ever like gone into Maverick's room when he wasn't home or something? - Oh yeah. - Shut up, this is going way too far. Everybody please just shut up. - No, that was supposed to be like a-- - Oh, serious though? Maverick one time, I was like, "Do y'all have a charger?" And then he said, "Yeah, there's one in my room." So I went in there and it was closed, like filled to the brim. - Yes, Matt's room is closer this high. There's just a trail. - For some reason it smelled like crap.
his room does smell no when you walk through his room it smells bad you know why it smells you know why it smells yeah because so maverick's main door is blocked from the set stuff so you have to walk through his bathroom to get to his room and when you walk through his bathroom it smells and i was always like why does it smell like this almost sour yes but not quite you would think so right mav i figured it out
Homie pees and doesn't flush. No, that is not true. And that's why it smells. It smells like sour pee. You don't know why it smells? It's okay, I do too. We're not connected. No, he does. He pees and he does not flush. That's not true. You want to know why it smells? Enlighten me. And Kate's going to get mad. It started smelling after we flooded the bathroom.
Oh, with the sink? Oh, it's like I almost said that something like that would happen. For the video where I proposed to Kenzie, if you guys haven't seen, there was water going everywhere in one scene, and we shot that scene like 10 times. Well, then that means you didn't clean up the water good enough. I cleaned it as best I could. I think it's my rugs.
Because the rugs got soaked. I think I need to wash them. Oh, you just put those in the wash. I think I just need to wash them. Yeah. If they are just soaking. From you not flushing. No, because it's sour. It's literally the rugs. Sour. Pee is sour, man. No, pee smells like popcorn. Yeah, it does. It tastes like popcorn. No, I was humbled. I was humbled one time. I went pee and I was in hotel room. What? You went pee? I went pee. She went to the weenie. I peed.
I was in a hotel with my two friends and I go to the bathroom and right after I go to the bathroom, my friend Brooke walks in there and she was like, your piece smells like coffee. I was like, you just shouldn't have told me that, Brooke. And she was like, no, that's not a bad thing. I was like,
Does anybody else, when they're peeing, when it has a strong smell, hold your breath until you're out of the bathroom? Yeah. No. Yes, thank you. I hold my breath as soon as I go in. I don't know about y'all, but my pee never smelled like anything. As soon as I start peeing, I hold my breath. I'm like...
I'm like, but you know what's crazy is when you pee, your breath does not last near as long. It doesn't. It just disappears. I don't know what happens. I don't know why. I don't know what y'all are talking about. It goes out of your people. The only time I hold my breath is if I'm in a public bathroom and like it smells. It doesn't have to smell. I'm just going to hold my breath. Yeah, I don't know why. I just hold my breath. Even if it doesn't smell, I'm going to hold my breath. I'm just scared of what it could smell. My sister's pee stinks. Stinks? I should have brought that up when she was on the pod.
She would kill me. She would be like, no, it does, I swear. Then she would say, your pee stinks. I'm like, when have you ever smelled my pee? I'm like, hello? And like, honestly, I've never really smelled my own pee. I'm just a clean girl. What? You hold your breath too? Yeah.
One time, one time, actually, I can't say that. Yeah, that's good. She's learning. Wow. Yeah, I really. That might be like the first time she said I can't say that. That's so good. I'm glad you're like learning. No, I, like if I said it, we might have to like end the whole podcast forever. Forever? Yeah. Is it that bad? It is that bad, but I still.
I still want to know what Maverick said to you and said she kind of looks like. I'll tell you later. Can't say it. Can't say it. Wait, you actually can't say what she kind of looks like? No. I mean, I think you would say it, but she won't let me say it. Is it just rude or something? No. It's just not something. Text it to me, Mav. No. What? What, Kate? It's just not something that needs to be said. Why? Is it rude? It's not being said. It's being texted. Is it rude? It's not mean. It's just like we don't need to say stuff like that.
I'm very confused because I I think you say that like most people wouldn't buy it like get their feelings hurt. Most people wouldn't get their feelings hurt. Like a basketball or something? There's things that you can say that people won't get their feelings hurt too, but there are people who would get their feelings severely hurt. And we're not gonna hurt people's feelings like that. I'll just say this. He said that you look like this. You might have to bleep some of those things. And her face. That was crazy.
I'm sorry. I shouldn't have. All right. Welcome back. We might have had a little cut there. Cash is so dumb. When Maverick texted me the thing, I kind of said it. Yeah. And we had to cut it. Yeah. I'm sorry, sweetheart. Kate, do you forgive me? I'm just so tired of everyone ignoring me like I'm some idiot who doesn't know what she's talking about. You're just a blonde-headed bimbo. I was just...
that's me no it's from that movie you're just a stupid blonde headed bimbo what movie are you talking about is it white chicks i don't know there's that's me no it's a movie i got a question tiktok audio what goes through your mind when the guest comes on and they cuss i don't think that's ever happened no who cussed i can't say it no one cussed
I know one girl did. I don't think so. If one girl did, then I might know who she's talking about. I know who she's talking about. One or two? One of the two. Two, yeah. You probably had to bleep it. Oh, yeah. Oh, they're whispering to people right now. You know what? I'm not going to cap, guys. I don't really like having guests on.
What the heck? I love all of you that came on. I said it. Like, I don't know why, but when a guest's on, it just feels so interviewing. No. Like, when Reese was here. Yeah, that was great. If it's a guest, like somebody we actually know, like a sister, like a friend or something. But when it's just some random person that we've never met, like another person that came to be a guest on our podcast, it just feels so much like an interview. It doesn't feel like our podcast.
Hey, comment down below what guest we should have on. Oh, great. Okay. Donald Trump. Donald Trump was on Logan's podcast? Yes. If we can get him on, you're wearing an ear bandage. Okay. You know what Mav said about that? Mav said he saw that too, that Donald Trump was on Logan's podcast. Cash! You're ruining it! What?
Oh, sorry. I was just fiddling. It's fine. Wait, can I have it? It still functions. Yeah, it's fine. I'm sorry. Oh my gosh. No, it's just like the packaging was all nice and now it's all bent and crumped. Anyways, Mav saw Donald Trump went on Logan Paul's podcast and Mav legitimately, like yesterday, told me. He was like,
I think there's a shot we get Donald Trump on our podcast. I was like, Mav, what? Donald Trump is not coming on our podcast. Why not? There's a chance. And he still thinks that Donald Trump will come on our podcast. He needs to connect with the young voters, you know? They're not even voters. Young female voters. We had a lot of females in our audience. I didn't see that. What's it called? 60% female, 50% female. I didn't...
I didn't see that, like, Logan Paul's podcast and whoever is else on that podcast. I know him. I know his face. I just don't know his name. But I don't see him on the Spotify charts.
Oh, haven't seen you. Can't see you. That is true. Logan Paul, we do rank higher than him on Spotify podcast charts. Make sure you guys go follow us on Spotify. Donald Trump episode would be huge. Go follow us on Spotify. Rank us Donald Trump. If Donald Trump came on our podcast or any president, Kim Jong-un, Trump, Putin, I don't give a crap who it is. If we have a president on our podcast,
I'd freak out. Like, I would be sitting next to them. I'd be like, can you give me a tax benefit? They'll be sat in the middle. Like, oh my gosh. Yeah, where are we sat then? Like, you can't put a... What if we got Obama? We are a united nation. You can't put a world leader, like, in between Mav and Harper. Yeah, we would just do something terrible. Maybe they could have their own chair. They need this.
They need that. If Putin comes on our podcast, Kim Jong-un, Trump, Biden, they need that. A throne. You know, Biden did drop out of the election. Yeah. I saw that. So maybe he'll come on our podcast. Why are you following politics?
Yeah, you follow politics? No, I actually, I don't follow politics. My family. Okay, cut that. And we're back! And we're back! Just cut all of the talk of that person. Yeah, well, just all the talk of that person that we just talked about. You can't do that. Oh. Well, you can't do the last part. What do you mean? Oh, listen, I'm down, though, from now on. I'm down. We just talk, and then we can cut things if we need to. Because if you think it might not be good, but what if it is?
It could be good. No, because Maverick would say so many things that need cut. Well, I guess I just said something that needed cut. But it was only because you texted it to me. And you needed something cut the other day. He's been doing it a lot recently. You haven't noticed. Who gets cut the most, though? Probably Cash. What? No, definitely you have. It's probably Maverick. Harper gets cut the most. Kate gets cut up the most, obviously. I've never seen it in TikTok. She's never had
No, cut up in TikTok. She gets cut up in TikTok because people, they just cut her up yelling at us. There was one video. Verbally abusing. Oh, that made the cut. Oh, wait, guys. Can y'all make an edit of me right now? Wait, yeah. Like a, like a, like a. What are y'all doing? What is that? What is that? I don't know. Look, guys, right now.
Oh, oh, they're making... I think they're like being My Little Pony characters. No, they want the fans to make TikTok edits of them. You know like when they have TikTok edits of you looking like this? And it's like, all eyes on me, I'm the center of the ring, just like a circus. You know those? And it's all like in slow motion, like cool effects on it. All eyes on me, I'm the center of the ring, just like a circus. What? What? You know what? I'm resigning
Never mind. What did I do? I'm resigning my brother ship. You are no longer my brother after that one. What did I do? You and this right here. What the hell? You did that. No, that was gross. What are you doing? You just did that. No, you licked your lips. No, my phone.
I feel like 2019 can talk of you. - You were right. - I got a question. I got a huge question. - Girl, I got a question for you. Can I get an answer? - Okay. Honest opinion on Taylor Swift. - What? - Wait, that's so random. - What? That's a switch of gears. Okay. - Honest opinion on Taylor Swift. - Really grinds my gears. - You don't really grind my gears. - Taylor Swift. - Honest opinion on T-Swift.
She is great, you know, before she, you know, is who she is today. Really? Yeah, like, T-Swift, music from, like,
seven eight years ago yeah great i'll bump some shake it off or some some you know uh thought you were trouble when you walked in whatever that song yeah trouble actually not i might even bump some like low wildest dreams for sure wait why do you ask kate i just got tagged in a tiktok what
And I just thought I should ask. But you know what? I hate her new stuff. Hey, let's all do an edit thing. August is like the only good one. I just had a video I got tagged in a Maverick. Let me see. Well, guys, I love... Wait, no, no. It's going to have music behind it. You can't play it. It's this audio. I don't know if it's... No, don't play the audio. No, you can't hear it. Look.
Oh wow okay yeah we really couldn't hear that no that's fine. Just hit mute on the audio. No don't play it it'll get it'll get it. Okay. Oh I see what you're doing. That's a video of mine. Yes. Of course listen I did it for views Taylor Swift was popular. It's him pretty much. Oh. I knew it was his wildest dreams era though. Why do you make basses like that? I don't know it was for a TikTok. Wait what's he doing now? I don't know what the audio says.
Text that to Alex so we can pop that out. I was mad that she was way older than me. Make sure the audio is not on that or else we'll get copyrighted. Make an edit real quick.
Okay. Ew. No way, you're picking it all up. Wait, Mom, Mom, did you not ask me when I first met them? You said... Kate's mad. I just saw Kate's eyes. She's mad. Mav just broke the plan. I didn't break it. It slides on. Mom, remember when I first met them, and you were like, Harper, do you like Maverick, or do you have a crush on him? Is that a thing you asked? She said yes. Yeah. And, yeah, we're like, yeah, no, but what's it called? I'm not like...
yeah of course i have crush on maverick okay this is so horrible i don't even know how to feel uncomfortable yet i do she's a child and it's like i can't be mean she's a child just throw the plan at her no no no i thought you said to throw the whole thing at me that scared me all right guys well thank you so much for watching this episode we'll see you guys next time make sure to go follow us on spotify i'm wearing sales i'm
What the? Never mind. I'm wearing Salish's sock. Oh, really? Salish's sock? Yes.