Harper’s BOYFRIEND Comes On The Podcast!
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What's up guys welcome back to another episode of the very funny podcast funniest podcast in the world some people may say Podcast it is Harper and Matt

You know what? Because when Maverick does the intro, this is what we get. Have we started? Did you start? Guys, we started. We started, guys. Did we start? That's literally Maverick every time. You know, I don't know if Kate or Kenzie's ever started an episode. Let's hear it, guys. Give us a start. What's up, guys? What's up?

I mean, that was weak. What's up, guys? Welcome back to my YouTube channel. What's up, guys? Welcome back to the LOL podcast. LOL. Please yell. Do not call it LOL. Well, one time I was in Target and the cutest little girl came up to me. She had no friends. You had the LOL podcast? She was like, are you from

I know, everybody says that, man. Sorry, no, the LOL podcast. When people come up to me and they're like, are you from the LOL podcast? I'm like, it's LOL, first of all. What does LOL mean, I wonder? I have no clue. The girl was so cute, I was like, it's LOL from now on, actually. It's like saying Lamo. Me and Matt were talking about that the other day, though. Every time Kate talks in a video, it's so loud, but so quiet. And so like, when we're doing a club video or something, it's like, okay, guys, we're going to do this.

You guys ever have like that grandpa that I can't really hear very well. What? Yeah, you know, it's fine. She actually is yes my youtube what? What you know, it's crazy to listen. She's actually very good at talking to her like her 80 something year old grandpa I can't talk to him. I'm like I'm like, oh, so what'd you have for breakfast this morning grandpa? And he's like he just looks okay. He's like what oh

And Kate's like, he said, he said, Bradfix, what did you have? And I'm like, oh, oh.

I don't know. Do your YouTube voice. My YouTube voice? Come on, man. I'll do mine. If you're doing a YouTube intro or any sort of YouTube thing, you need to wait until you have a little bit of compression on your voice. I can do a good YouTube voice. You have to just compress your voice a little bit before you start. Compress? Not too much, or you sound really bad. All right, everybody give their best YouTube impression.

This intro wait Mav you go last no you go last though you go last okay Kenzie you start. Mav intros are videos for a reason. No we're gonna go around Kenzie to Mav. I think that Maverick should start. No no you got it you got it. I need I need. Just like a tutorial like something like on a general YouTube video the intros. Country 5 YouTube. No probably not. Like a Mr. Beast video. I'll start. Go ahead and say something. All right Kate.

Today, we're gonna be taste testing 100 crickets and whichever cricket tastes the worst dies. I mean, okay Okay, cash. Oh, sorry. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry Today we're gonna be killing Gerald and if Gerald screams he's dead forever. Let's get started They're not doing that me yeah

Okay. Today we are going to be testing to see if a one size fits all is actually true. So we have size 0 to size 10 being Kate and we are going to test size all these pants. Kate can you fit in these pants? I don't understand the intro. This is going to be my original YouTube channel voice. You realize 10 isn't that big.

I don't know. I don't, I'm not in girl sizes. I have small, medium, large, and like size 28, 29. And then I ask a girl, they're like, I'm size four. I'm like, what does that mean? Uh, well anyways, uh, no, I'm going to do my, uh, YouTube channel intro that I used to use in fourth grade. Okay. And fourth grade. Okay. What's up baguette lovers. Is she okay? Is she right? Cause I want to know. Welcome to another banger episode. If you haven't already, make sure to like that button.

make sure to like this video and smash that big red subscribe button and while you're there click on the post notification bell so you can be notified every time i post a new video let's get started you know the first really good that was really good except the first half there was a lot of words said but i didn't understand either of them what's up baguette lovers yeah i would always have a baguette mom remember that baguette wait what's a baguette bread it would be a bread and i'm like oh

What's up, baguette lovers? And I would bite it. Wait, did you really bite it? And then wait, what was the rest after that? What'd you say? What's up, baguette lovers? Is she okay? Is she all right? Because I want to know. We're back with another banger episode and blah, blah, blah and all that. I need to see one of these episodes. Yeah. We need to pop these up. I bet you have one. I don't know if I have them anymore because I deleted all of them. Why would you delete those? Because they were on Clips, this Clips app. Oh. And that all deleted. Wait, Mav, hit your YouTube intro. Son of a baguette. My YouTube intro. Compress your voice.

Mav is like the certified intro guy. Like, nobody else does it except for him. Hey, I did a pretty good job, I thought. Yeah, you did. Because everyone gets mad when we do it. But you know what's crazy? I don't think Mav's necessarily the best intro person here. I think we've just, like, dictated him as that. The main reason I would say I'm better. I don't actually think I'm better at doing an intro than you. I just think I'm quicker at making

memorizing lines yes I would say that's a valid thing to say whoa I'm very good at memorization say like four sentences it's like okay y'all obviously haven't seen me play memory match I have a good memory I have a great memory you just take a long time because I perfect it Mav it's a great intro you can't remember your intro he also does today today today today

Today we're going to... Wait, okay, let me do it one more time. You know what's funny? I saw a video of MrBeast doing that on TikTok yesterday. He was like, we're going to be blowing up. We're going to be... We're going to be blowing up.

Today we're going to be blowing. It was so funny, bro. We're going to be blowing. It was just a crew of like 100 people pointing cameras at us and everyone's dead silent. It's so like real though. Okay, do it, man. Do it, do it. Oh, I really want to do it. Like, I feel like I'm a circus freak right now. Mav, you're not going to have like the music behind you and everything making it sound cool. Yeah, it's way less hype. Somebody put a YouTube intro behind me. All right. We're going to be doing

Today, we're going to see how many people can actually fit inside of a Tesla. Is it three, four, or five? If Cash can't fit, then probably no one else can fit. Yeah, and see, you would add some cool intro music behind it, and then you add some B-roll of Cash. Then you got to add some stakes in there, like, or we'll die. Yeah. Not my name, quarterback. What? Have you watched that movie? No. I've never watched it.

I have a new favorite movie. What's your new favorite movie? The Notebook. Cobra Kai. No, that's not my favorite movie. Cash and I watched The Karate Kid for the first time yesterday, and it's my favorite movie. Wait, the originals? Yes. I watched a movie made past the 2000s. Dude, the fighting in that is so bad.

Oh, the fight in all the Karate Kids and everything's bad. But it was such a sweet movie. Not the new Karate Kids. I'm sorry, did you hear me? I watched a movie made in 1984. What? Congratulations. I don't do that. We're watching Top Gun right now for the first time. Yeah, kids have never seen it. The new one? Oh, that's pretty good. No, the old one. Oh, jeez.

I watched the new one first, and then the old one. Man, that was a letdown after watching the new one. Yeah, I made sure she watched the old one first. That's pretty good. Because he kept quoting things to me because his name's Maverick or whatever, and I just didn't understand. You know, my parents almost, they wanted to name me Goose. And they were like, well, we can't do that. It would have been so fitting, right? Dude, honestly, I would have been hyped if my name was Goose. I would have loved it. Goose.

and then he went to the park when he's little and all the people are like talking to their guys like goose come here no no no change your instagram name to goose please dog dog dude i mean i would have got tripped up in that game for sure they're like yeah and then they decided they couldn't do that so they almost named me ice man what or what was it is that what it is no they were not gonna name you who is who are they gonna name me

They weren't going to name you. Was it just Goose? I think Goose is the only one. Well, for the sake of me not having a husband named Goose, I appreciate that. I think Goose would have been sick. It is so funny. Y'all are going to call me like Goo for sure. No, it was definitely like Goo. Calling you Goo is a horrible idea. It was definitely the move. They missed out. Fine. Legal name that you were putting on documents like buying a house and stuff, not fine. Goose. Nobody named Goose should be allowed to sign off on a title of a home. I'm very happy with the name Cash. I actually am. I love my name Cash. The police officer who came over.

over the other day his name is a goose his real name is not goose though is it i think it was no probably his last bought that

I know what you're talking about. He literally said, my name is Goose. No, because my name is Maverick. That's why he said, my name is Goose. Oh, no, kids. No, his name was Goose. And then he said, hey, you got that the other day, right? When I said that? Okay, I wasn't sure because that's like an old movie. But that's still his name. No. He just wanted to tell you. It's not. No, no. His name is not Goose. He said, hi, my name is Maverick. So he said, my name is Goose. And all of us laughed.

Oh, I wasn't there for that one. No one's name is Goose. I promise you. But if your name is Goose, I'm Jelly. You're jealous of their name? Jelly Belly. What? Yes, I am. I would have... Honestly, Cash Goose Baker would have went hard. Cash Goose Baker. Goose Cash Baker. Goose Goose. Oh. Goose Goose. Kate, we could name all of them.

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Our son Goose. Oh heck no. Wait, what if you- and then wait, when your son has a son named him Goose and together they'll be geese. That was a teacher joke at just so bad. That was funny.

I don't want to name my kid Goose. Dude, if you would have been Goose, we could have done so many movie quotes just every day. Harper, what are you staring at? Oh, I was just trying to ask a good question. What was it, though? Nothing. Okay, good. Moving on. Okay. Talk to me, Goose. See, we could do that, but it's not funny. You got to say Cash because his name is Cash, you know? Talk to me, Cash. How many minutes are we into the episode? What? I want to go home. Wow, me too. You always want to go home.

Tell me how I want to go home, but I am home and I still want to go home. Harper, why are you always so quick to leave us? I'm wondering how many votes. You know what, Harper? What? Nothing. Well, why are you always... Did somebody put something in my drink? Yes. Bleach. She should die any moment now. Have you watched Top Gun since Snowy Maverick or did you watch it before? I watched it after. It was when the new Top Gun movie came out. We watched it with our parents.

um yeah and i laugh like every five seconds because i just think of tara watching that movie and thinking i'm gonna name my son maverick and james just be like this is funny to me i remember the movie very well honestly i should watch it again but i really like the karate kid i learned some moves dude she did we were watching the karate girl last night she goes this might be my new favorite movie ever have you seen the new karate kid

I saw the one with Jaden Smith. That was so good. I don't remember. I remember watching that. You're bigger than me. Stronger than me. You're older than me. Wait, that song was in the movie? No, probably not. Actually, it might be in the movie. If it's in the movie, that's hard. Look at this post. Well, honestly, I...

really like the karate kid and I've learned some moves and I've been practicing would you guys like to see yeah please show us your karate moves so when I was little I wanted to do karate but my mom wouldn't let me

And so now I'm living out my dreams of being a karate kid. You wanted to do karate? I watched Kicking It on Disney XD, and I was like, I have to be like Kim, and I have to find a boyfriend like Jack. It's karate, everybody. I need a sparring partner, please. Kenji. What? No. How do I know she doesn't like the part of the movie where they're like, strike hard first, no mercy. I don't want to be part of that. No, no, do Mav. No. Are you going to hurt me? No, no, do Mav, do Mav. No, I'm okay. Okay.

Hit me. Wait, step this way guys. Hit me. I'm Daniel LaRusso. I don't strike hard. I don't strike first. Okay. And I show mercy. Alright, let's see it. So if you get knocked down, what's important? To get back up again. Yes. That's it. Alright, ready? What the? What was that? I mean, I'd be scared. Can you try to hit me? Yeah. I don't think it's karate. Nothing about this. What? Yeah, I'm done being your sparring partner. Do the move. Do the move. Oh. Okay.

I knew she was gonna try to strike first! Well, now that Kate's done with karate, I have some big news. Hey, nobody mess with me. I know karate now. Yeah, nobody mess with Kate. Anyways, I have some big news. We have a special guest coming on today. That's right. Oh my gosh. Oh my! Oh, here he is! Oh yeah, you can just... That was insane.

Are you surprised? Yes, very. Why did y'all invite Jason on the podcast? Because he's your boyfriend, right? Yeah, exactly. Right? Okay. That was extremely loud. And I... Well, it was. Unforgiven. Can you hear me right? You know, Harper's talked about a lot of guys. Yeah, you can sit there. She's talked about a lot of guys on this podcast. Never you, though.

Wait, my mic is messed up. Someone call me Jason Carb. Jason Carb. I'm so sorry. Wait, on here called you Jason Carb?

What? I mean, that would probably be him then. Carb? Wait, someone on our podcast called you Jason Carb once? I just saw on the clip. I don't know. Well, that's crazy. I would put money on the fact that it was him. I would put money on the fact that it was probably Cash. You said, what is a Jason Harb? Like a one person. That would be Kate. Are you sure? What's a Jason Harb? Yeah, what do you need?

Oh, yeah, yeah. Closer. He's a big man. He can fix it. It was nothing personal. I didn't mean it. Well, anyways, me and Jason, we met in kindergarten. Okay, Harper, cut to the chase. Are you guys dating? Yeah. Are you holding hands? No. No. No, but we're dating. Dating, but not holding hands. Are you guys, like, at the same time? Usually people don't hold hands like this. Room for Jesus. Or do you hold hands like...

Yeah, no, I'm not doing that. We haven't experienced it yet. Maybe you should. Well, maybe we should. We should see if you guys are a fingers this or like a fingers like this type of person. But you guys could also, if you wanted to hold hands for the first time live on the LOL podcast. You could do that. You could. Oh. I mean, y'all are making it more awkward than it really needed to be, but. Oh my gosh, wait. Wait.

four what do you mean my hands are sweating already one time one time harper did this she held hands with someone in the chemistry who i don't know in chemistry you're talking about another guy while jason's here it's kind of crazy no i think she put my hand in that cheerleader's hand together and said chemistry that maybe that i said symmetry pretty awkward now it's clearly great bringing that up i wouldn't do that yeah yeah we're waiting till marriage anyways we're on a strict like hey can you guys hold hands seriously come on hold hands

No hands, hold them. Hold the hands. Hold the hands, come on. Wow. Sorry. Anyways, do you want to tell them our story? What story? How we met. The love one? Did you actually meet in kindergarten? Yeah, so she was on the playground and I was like, dang, she's so cute. I'm sorry, what? Never lead it off with that again. I like kindergarten. I was the same age. I was like, whoa, she's so cute. And that's enough of the Jason Carr story.

I met her on the playground. She's really small and pretty Anyways, I was like, let me get your number. She's like, I don't have a phone yet No, no, so yeah, we went to the same we went to the same element just can you not eat broke? Can everyone just give me a break? So we went to the same elementary school middle school and high school. Oh, is that rare in a big town? Yeah. No. Oh, I mean

Yeah, it's pretty rare honestly, but I mean low-key but um, yeah you you just lead it off with that and then we Class and we just became friends Really because like the first time I saw you you were like trying to get a video at Harper wait That wasn't the first time y'all met

No. I've been lied to. I thought that was the first time y'all met. I've been got. I thought that was the first time y'all met. Y'all have known each other since pre-K? Yeah, pretty much. It's at kindergarten, not pre-K. And remember, he was his age and he met me on the playground. Yeah, I'm about 30. I'm 15. Anyways. That's crazy. So, yeah. Did you know I'm actually older than him? Yeah, I'm the youngest person here. I don't know.

Wait, no, you're not 16 until May so I have two months. You're 15. Yeah, but you can't drive. No, I got dropped off by my mom, dude I don't have a ride back. I'm trying to find one We can take you back

You sure? Yeah. Well, Harper. All right, we'll take him back. Okay? Yep. Okay. What do you mean by that? Her mom will be in the car. It's fine. They have a chaperone. Anyways. Okay, well, ask my boyfriend questions. What do you like about Harper? The red hair. Fiery. It's very unique. Fiery. Fiery. Oh.

Yeah. Fiery. Yeah. So serious. All right. Serious. Are there real feelings involved? Oh, yes. Very, very much. You stop talking. You've got a lot. You just say things in cap a lot. She's called you a capper. Mr. Me personally. I want to take that. Are there feelings involved? Of course.

Wait, what was the question that you were talking about earlier? I sure did start a conversation. What did I say? Cobra Kai. I was halfway listening, but I was like, oh, I want to hear what that answer is. I just love it. It's low-key corny, but the last episodes were really good. Cobra Kai is corny. I watched that show. I said, what am I watching? No. I can do a flip. Do a flip, Karate? I'm cool with that. Do a flip! I'm scared for you. Are you sure? There's cameras behind you.

Call me levitated. I would almost argue that that is better than Maverick's backflip. Wait, don't you want to score, Steve? Unfortunately, that one looked effortless. Maverick's looks very effort-er. Why was that good? Don't hurt yourself, please. That didn't look like much energy went into it. Yours looks like everything goes into it. You're literally 24, I'm pretty sure. Oh, I heard that. That was pretty good. I don't know if y'all heard that on

We're almost a decade older than Harper and Jason well no you wait how old are you can see no not almost I wouldn't say you 25 right oh my gosh You are a decade older that is Think when you were 10 years old they literally didn't exist I

You couldn't find them anywhere on the planet. You could look. They're not there. That's okay. That's what it is with me and people. A few years later, though, they're at the playground. Me? Oh, I'm a young one.

He's 19. Yeah. Wait. No, he's not. No, I'm 21. About to be 22. I figured out everything after 21 is just sad. Maybe 25 because then I get a discount on car rentals. I still get life left in me. I even go to the casino. You what? I'm only 20. I still got life left in me. Yeah, your birthday that's coming up is going to be your last good one.

Meltdown over turning 20 because I wasn't gonna be a teenage girl. Well, what was the question I asked you? Oh No, no, no, I'm talking about way way way before. Oh, I said what what inspired you to start videoing Harper? Okay. Okay. You wanna hear my life story with it? Okay. Yeah. Yeah story. Wow. Yes. Yeah. Okay life story So there's a lot more to it than just like I asked for a photo. Okay, so wait

When I was like in fourth grade, I've always wanted to like make content, right? Like you used to make a YouTube channel and I had, I made one of those, you ever like wanted to know the lyrics to a song you looked up on YouTube, like lyrics to, and then you'd read it?

That's the only thing I used YouTube for I didn't realize that people like scroll through shorts Yeah, so I used to do that and then I made a bunch of those I got like a million views on one of them I used to when I was like 10 and then background but back when I met Harper and then um, Yeah, like a million views. I got a few subscribers a million views on YouTube Yeah, and then I started doing like other stuff. I was just post random It was so corny. It was like how to voice crack like stupid things like that and

And then I quit because I got really sad about it. Can you show us how to do that? No. No. No. Stop being nonchalant. Just show us. You were a perfectionist. You made a whole video. Please. Maybe later. Let me first story. Maybe later. No. Maybe now. I don't even know if I can voice crack. Yes, you can. Go as high as you get. You're 50. I'm sure you got it.

And then in like in like seventh grade I started making like tick-tock you see like those tick-tock shop ads oh yeah, yeah, I still stick our shop ads and I got like 20,000 20,000 followers on tiktok on that account and I'm not really educated in the things I'm sorry and then I I started jump shipping and then after all that I was like I wanted to like get more like

like famous in a way, if that makes sense. So I was at church. So I was going to, are any of you Catholic or Christian? Wait, you want to be famous, so you're at church. No, no, this goes into it. Okay, so I was at church and I went to confessions. It's something that Catholics do. I don't know if you know what that is, but okay. So then after that, I felt like I was feeling better about myself and then I prayed the next day at church. I was praying like for something to work out. Like I don't know what it was, like anything, because I know what to do, but for something to work out. And the very next day,

Someone told me the Harper was moving the candy. Here's my all right, so the very next day like can you hear moving it? Oh? Yeah, try it's touchy All right the very next day My bad for the yap session, but the very next day The next day

Someone's moving to Canada and I was like and I was like I was like they can I talk and I was like alright um I want to ask you for a photo if she's moving to Canada cuz I like Yeah, I thought she was seriously moving like permanently and I was like okay, well she's someone famous I want to get a picture so I asked her she thought no I was messing with her, but I actually I seriously wanted the photo I can't tell if you're capping so you're capping right now. No, I swear I promise You're a little fan. You were like can I get a picture?

And you decided to make a video my phone was like you should record it and post it. Oh, no way It's a good idea photo with someone. I'm not videoing it. Yeah, I know but we've been doing it They got like 30 million views and this turned into a great thing. Yeah a whole thing Well, did it get 30 million views cuz Harper was being a grouch and told you no no it's cuz I'm in it Okay, I guess I'm

My bad, my bad. So things kept happening. And then I was in class one day. Sorry, this is a big story. I was in class one day. And then this girl was like, she was talking to me about something about God, right? And she changed my whole perspective on how I thought about something about how I view God and everything else. And that very same day, my friend texted me. He was giving me free tickets to the Mike Tyson-Drake Paul fight. And I ended up going with another friend. His name is Isaac. He does YouTube. And he pushed me to do YouTube videos. But I ended up going with him. We both got a bunch of videos.

So after that, I just kept on filming. And like, so that's how I started Twitch. And then I've been grinding for the past like two weeks. And then that's that's the whole story. That's where I'm at. So you did Twitch now? I just started like two weeks ago. But I have like a whole separate account for like clips and stuff and YouTube. This is a whole thing. Wow. Man, it's working. I spent a lot, a lot of my hours in my life editing and stuff. Yeah. What? That's the whole story.

Are you kidding? You should really just make TikToks with me. Why did it sound like this is the first time you hear his story, Harper? No, we are dating. She never asked me. I've heard it like multiple times. He's like, this is the first time I've actually told Harper. So when you hang out with him, you just talk about yourself?

I'm not self-centered the way it's something today happened that was so crazy. Okay, so it's in my room, right and I was like nervous Why are you being self-centered? Sorry fights easily. Yeah, it's sorry. Keep going All right, so I was in my room and I was like super nervous like about like this I was like, no, I was mainly scared they were nervous to go in that podcast. Okay, no, I was nervous the first time I came on really I

I mean, it's like five or six cameras. I was nervous too, but he's supposed to man up because he's like my guy. Your boyfriend. Can you please continue? But you just pretend like they're not there. No, I actually forgot they were there, dude. I was genuinely telling y'all what was going on. You were nervous in your room. Practicing your voice. I was like thinking like, what if I go there and I don't act like myself? What's my problem?

I was thinking, what if I go there and I don't act like myself and stuff? So then I'm sitting there thinking about it, and then I look at my phone. Do you do your water like this? No.

No, I don't know. Maybe this is yours. I don't know. I'm so sorry for making you mad. I think I took my thing off. So it's yours. Sorry, my bad. All right, go. Is it actually yours? No, no, no, it's not mine. And I looked at my phone and I got a notification from this group chat. And it was my priest. He sent a Bible verse to the group chat that my church has. And the first thing that it said, it was like Luke, it was chapter 12, verse 1 through 7. And it just said, don't be afraid. And then there was like dots, like you have to press on. Today? Yeah, while I was sticking it in my room like.

ow i'm so scared like yeah like oh my gosh you don't have to be scared around your girlfriend i'm not scary she's just a little scared i'm not scary i yeah no don't that's crazy i never thought people being nervous coming on this is it is it slightly more ghetto than you thought it'd be ghetto yeah you know like it's like in our upstairs and like everywhere a

There's a whole. We ask every guest this question. Yeah. Also remember Kate thought her house was ghetto because it only had hardwood floors. No. So only had carpet. No, this is fire. Yeah. He has to say that. Is this what, okay. Is this what you expected? Do you mean like, honestly? Yeah. Like it looks like it got caught on fire. No, literally like it's fire. Yeah. Does it look low budget? No, it looks good. Oh, does it? Except for the wood.

I don't got wood on the wall. Hey, yo, Matt built that. We should do a different video over there.

Yeah, we shoot LOL Club over there. You know, one day we will get a studio, but that day is not today. Matt, think about it. He literally pointed out your wood wall before the hole in the wall. Well, I was with him. It looks pretty random. Why would we put that there? Yeah, what is that for? What's behind it? Another wall. Oh, that would be my bedroom. Another wall. But, yeah, guys. We built a wall in front of the wall. Do y'all not have, like, questions? Like, this is y'all's first time meeting him. Yeah. Let's see. What does the word loyalty mean to you? Loyalty? Yeah. Why are you? Why? He's a good guy.

It's a very serious question, Gen Z. Yeah, you know, I mean, he's gonna date Harper, so, you know, gotta make sure he's up for the challenge. Just doing like, I don't know, not like... How does one stay loyal? Like being trustworthy to someone. That would be trustworthy. Same thing, bro.

Stress drinking right now Stop fiddling with your hands and tell the definition simple word are we too much happening at once I would be stressed Hey Siri No, no, well, you're stopping a little tea. No, I

You already failed if you're asking you already feel the definition of loyalty is not to like hurt What is the definition of not to hurt me like come on now? Oh bingo That was it. Oh and then like what's the definition of not cheating like my last guy? No I have the next question of me so What what well can you please tell us how you guys started dating over? You know like the span of?

couple of Seconds we decided that it was Really that's it relevant all the thought that would like a few minutes the best thing to do it was the best thing to do We've known each other for a while so it was honestly perfect Y'all know each other longer than me and Matt have known each other. Yeah, and we're not even married. Yeah, that's good And people call him like 30, so I don't want like 15 I

How does that make you feel? It actually might be yours, just two. That's fine. I don't know which one. Okay. How does people calling you 30 on the internet make you feel?

And I was just surprised. It doesn't affect me. I don't know. Well, we have a 30-year-old. How does the hate comments feel for you? There's hate comments? Yeah. What? Me too, man. Me too, trust. Wait, what do they say? No, I'm with you. Just pretend they're not there. It's what I do too. No, there's no hate comments. Don't worry. There is no hate comments. But yeah, what are y'all's questions? Wait, I have a question. Oh, yeah. Do you play any sports? Yeah, the football. And I'm a track. Football.

And track. Skip track practice just for this. Oh, wow. Oh, so you can run home. This would be great.

Maybe no one's got to give him a ride wait. What um events do you do in track? Oh, I do high jump and then I was in the four by one four by two and 100 but I got put on varsity for high jump and you can't like they did all of those yeah, and you can't that's why his backflip was so effortless cuz he jumps high unlike math hi He's like five Seven me that's pretty impressive. I'm five four high jump team. Are you are you shorter than my ex? Oh?

No, you're taller than me. Can I not say that? No. That's a bad word around here. Your ex is taller than me. No, he's not. Yeah, but like an inch. Say psych because I know. You know what? I'm not going to try to break up with you. Harper, let me give you a piece of advice. You don't talk about your ex. I'm sorry. I'm not trying to have a guy who's shorter or taller. What does it matter? I think you're just like trying to pick a fight. Yeah, why do you got a problem with everything? I'm not picking a fight. I'm not picking a fight.

I'm so sorry. Did you just say that I have a problem with things? Yeah, well, you got a problem with everything. Oh, no. Things are coming down here fast. I do not have a problem with things. Can you stop stress drinking your water? Would you like a Sprite? No, I don't need it. I don't know why you're mixing it up. Your hair is turning red. Calm down. It's bed red, dude. I'm scared. I get it. I...

I, okay, yes, like over the past like few years of us dating, like years? A couple days? We've just announced it on like social media. Now you're acting nervous, Harper. No, I'm not acting nervous. I'm not nervous. Yeah, what's loyalty to you? What's loyalty? It's, I already said my definition. Why are you always like questioning me? Like I don't understand. Your loyalty to him though. He's always questioning me. I don't know. Your definition was a circular definition. He's like acting not loyal to me because he's always questioning me on things. Like what are, what, like do you not trust me? Y'all see this?

Deal with this every day. This is like yeah, I don't know. I guess you're good man. Thanks, bro. I appreciate it. I don't understand Why are you like you do you would just want to be like a part of the podcast like switch rules with me? Because obviously I'll do it that yeah low-key Yeah, you can leave Harper. If we offered you a permanent spot. Would you take it here? Yeah, I

We pay we pay to vanilla wafers a week trust me dude the co-workers are horrible it's not worth it Maybe if Harper wasn't on it then like yeah, you can work Annoying like right now like it's honestly like I did here I did also hear that you said you weren't into that skibbity stuff before this I

Yeah, what's that mean? Who said that? So now you're lying about me and you're making a problem. Do you want to see the receipts? I have the text receipts. I have the text receipts. Before this, when Harper was texting him about coming on, he said, I don't know. I don't know about that skibbity stuff. What does that mean? He was just nervous. It's fine. Listen, makes me feel old, man, because I genuinely don't know what that means. I don't know what that means.

You don't know what you are? No, what skippity means. Yeah, but you are. You're skippity, Kate. You know, I'll get your phone, but I'll see who just texted you. No, you don't know. That's okay. Can you please tell me what skippity means? Who the heck is Ashley? Who the heck is Ashley? I'm so done with you messing around with our relationship. Wait, actually? I'm going to Urban Dictionary skippity. I don't know why. Wait, actually? Actually? No, actually. Actually? Actually, shut up. Actually, relax. Actually, shut up.

- You look like a wizard. - Yeah, he kinda does though. - Y'all are very- - What? - What do you mean I look like a wizard? - Dude, all three of you guys could, like that couch right now could just be one of those video games where there's like three different characters going down the road. - Y'all are all very different. - Skibbity is brain rot. - It really is. - What? - Did you just look it up? - Yeah, I had to. - He looks like a wizard, not a wizard. - Sorry, I don't brain rot. - Wait, does it mean that every single content

Then what is skibbity riz? I thought that was a good thing. Skibbity riz! Is that a bad thing too? That's what I was scared of. Scared of getting riz'd up by cash. It is an effect I have on everyone. Are you considering smashing it? No, it's cool. Sorry, I won't look at the TV. Stop looking at the TV. Sometimes people look at it too intensely and then it gets broken. We have to buy a new one.

Well, like would you like to smash it? Like I don't know if you're so angry at me. Why is she making an issue with everything? I don't know, but I don't understand. Can we switch seats, bro? No, that's okay. Why are you trying to get away from me? You're new here, but nobody sits here. Why are you trying to get away from me? Why are you trying to get away from me? Do you know how many crazy things have been in that seat? What?

I've had to do some deep cleaning on that seat. Oh, yeah. So it's not hard for us to see that smells bad? No, it's... Why would you say it smells bad? I literally put on my special perfume just for you. Which one?

Didn't know what do you mean? I smell bad when you're the one who's always He's always doing track and all these fun little things with other girls and hanging out with other boys Oh, no, no, that's what would you get that? Yeah

I know what you do with this! Look, if you took out Harper Smells and looked at it, that's what it is. What? Harper, we don't give a crap about that! I know! I know!

What is that? When she does her mascara and she needs to separate her lashes, she takes the pencil. So that's actually not what I do. Oh. My eyeliner was- That's what I did. It might look like that. No, my eyeliner was dried out, so I poked a pencil into it, and I poked a pencil into the eyeliner, and then it got all watery, I guess, and then so I could put it under my waterline, so I used the lead. Okay. I don't know anything you just said. How do you explain the teeth marks in this brush? Oh, fuck.

Uh, I like to chew on things. Like, is there a problem? No, no problem. She got any Gatorade in there? There's no Gatorade in here. She took eyeliner pencil to the next level. Why are you nervous? Is there something in that bag? She does seem kind of nervous that you're going through her makeup bag. There's nothing in that bag. Can I smell this? Yeah, of course. I just don't smell bad. I just don't understand. Man, that thing has gross.

What do you mean? Got it from Sheen about five years ago. This is like black. She puts this on her face. Wow. Y'all should. Oh, the makeup video. This is probably going to come out before my video comes out. But that was a funny video. How did Harper do my makeup? I just don't understand why everybody's fighting with me. Nobody's fighting with you. You're starting it. What do you mean? You're actually picking fights, trying to look for fights. She's picking the fights. So that way you can get clipped because you think it's funny when your clips go viral.

I mean, Matt had some attitude with that one. You might be sitting too close to Harper. You're getting that teenage attitude. Okay, but when I open my mouth, it's a big problem. Yeah, be quiet. Okay, why are you trying to clip me? What? Questions for new couples. Okay, we're not a new couple. We've been dating longer than you can say. What are you most passionate about in life? That was a real question. I have a real one too right here. It's actually the number one on Google. I don't care what they're passionate about.

It's the number one on Google just like we're about to be the number one on Spotify go follow us on spot Yeah, we're following the chart so we really need you to follow us now more than ever You can speak after me have y'all gone on an official date yeah lunch school lunch One of the singular tables and we sat on together yes the just the two of you no friends no tables at your lunch No friends nobody

Sorry, man. I got three of them on there before you caught me. Okay. Well if y'all were to go on a date outside That was the last thing I try to stack if you're gonna go on a day outside of school Where would y'all go individually answer for you go second? Oh, so for to get some new perfume? That's so sweet check

No, no, no, don't don't check please but like do you actually think I smell bad? No, because people at school are gonna clip that. Like we can- Okay. Do you think I'm gonna- do you actually think I smell bad? She's gonna keep asking it until you say no. No, no, sure no. People at school are gonna think I'm a stinky girl. Wait, are these clips gonna get clipped so hard like from people at school because y'all are together? No one at school like- what do you mean like on TikTok? Oh, here's a good one. She keeps saying people are gonna clip this from her school. His football team like-

Is obsessed with the whole thing bro. No one cares that much. Oh everybody cares does Harper care more than everybody else cares I think so. I have some good questions. That's why she's so What are the questions because I'm about to pick a fight again. Hold on. I got an ad. Switch to me, please I got an ad on google. Okay. Here we go. Uh What were you like in high school? What? What were we're in high school? We're in high school. Oh, sorry. Uh, let me see Oh, I got a I got a question. I'll keep looking. Wait. I want to know what you are passionate about me. Yeah singing

Yeah, don't you want to become a singer? No, I'm asking you do my bad. Sorry No, aren't don't you want to be a my singer cuz when we were in seventh grade you sent me a video of you singing Oh my gosh, that was so fire My guitar I just learned um, you know, so you want to go yeah, I learned on my guitar say you wanna go like that say you wanna

By James Arthur? Yeah. Wait, we have a guitar? You guys have a guitar? Where's our guitar? I can play it right now. It's probably not tuned, though. Oh, it's not tuned, though. It might be Chase has been playing it. Yeah. Chase has been playing it? You play guitar, Chase? Chase is not here. Okay, off camera, do I actually smell bad? I thought you were Chase for some reason. If one more person thinks I'm Chase around here, man, everyone I meet in life is like, oh, you're Chase. No, my name is not Chase. It's Gooch. Jason, can you just be so honest right now? Does Harper actually smell?

Smell no. Oh, thank you. Thank you. She's been literally like geeking out over there. Oh, yeah. Bring that baby in here. I can tune it. I got an app. You got an app? An app right now would be crazy. I don't know about that. It's called Guitar Tune-A. Maybe play for us after. No, no. Just play with it untuned. All right. I got you. Untuned?

I'll be able to tell the talent. Can I play the song that I sang to Harper? Yeah. Yep. Wow, he's serenading Harper. He's serenading Harper on the podcast. A man that can play the guitar. Wow. This is the song that I sang to her. I'm not going to sing it, but... All right, what is it? Wait, sing it. What? You've got to sing it. Oh, it's already good. Wait. I messed it up. I hear it.

What is your favorite chocolate

What does it matter? Feastables. What do I do with this? That's a good answer. This? Let me see. Let me see it. Feastables? They're actually so good. How many Feastable Bites can I hold? I still never had one.

Were you popular in school? Yeah, we're pretty popular. Yeah, I'd say so. We're the power couple. Are you really? Does nobody know who you guys are? You guys think you'll get prom king and queen? We already did. We got sophomore homecoming, whatever it's called. Yeah, but he didn't show up. He didn't show up. Yeah, actually, I was going to ask, why did you not show up? I was trying to make a video of Baby Gronk, and then we missed it. Yeah, whatever. Baby Gronk over me? Are you kidding me?

Are you kidding me? My bad. I'm sorry. No, I don't understand. Can you help me, bro? No, I got you. I got you. Would you be willing to stay at home with the kids while I work? Not me, but like as in for her? I don't know if we'll make it that far at this point. Dude, look at the attitude she has. I don't have any attitude. It's your problem. It's your problem. I don't know why you're always acting like I have a problem because I don't. I don't have a problem. You told me you were going to be cool and chill. Look what she's doing. Harper, why are you

rage baiting. Okay, to be honest, TBH, I literally use you for clout. Hey guys, that's rude. What are three things on y'all's bucket list? You know, I'm about to literally break up with him. Really? I'm about to break up with him. You use me for clout? Harper, we're talking about bucket lists. Why are you losing your mind? Because he's...

Okay, okay wait bucket list all right No

Wait, why didn't you give it to me? I was closer to you. That was ridiculous. I asked. You don't want to touch his hands. Can you please stop? Play guitar. Break up with Harper. What? Are you kidding me?

Are you kidding me? Oh, date Harper. That one has a check. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I mean, these are climb Mount Everest. I mean, that's crazy. Dude, you might die. That's all TikTok. Learn how to break dance. How's that going? I want to hear the ones that you're not allowed to say out loud. Wait, wait, wait. Let me see. Let me see. I want to hear the ones you're not allowed to say out loud. Learn how to break dance. Me too, man. Be famous. Drive. Work on that one. Wait. You are famous. Kind of. I won't say that one.

What is it? I want to hear it. Share. I can't say it out loud. Whoa. Visit several wonders of the world. Wait. Read the big one. Read the big one. I don't believe that one. That's not checked off. That seems a little weird. Read on the top of the massive pyramids in Egypt. Honestly, I'll give you $100 if you do that. I feel so left out.

Read which one? Read the big one. The one with three lines. Take a random person's crutches while they're walking and run away with them and never come back. Oh my gosh.

I don't know. I just like put it one day sit at the edge of a tall building in New York Oh my gosh, can you stop making it do it like we're having fun learn how to speak Arabic aren't you Arabic? We're bonding and everything he's broken moment like homies broken. It's not a speak Arabic What what we're not on that right now

I didn't know, okay? Oh, it's okay. Sorry, I just wanted to break up with him so bad that I had to say that. Like, I don't know. Yeah, but everything's okay. Everything is fine. And, like, they're back together now.

No, everything's not fine because I don't have a bucket list. I need to make one of those. Make one. No, but seriously, why are you like saying all this stuff? Can I copy and paste that? Can I copy and paste that? I got you, bro. Here, take a picture. I need to be nice. My mom's telling me to be nice and I'm literally, she literally likes Jason more than me. I'm so confused. You know what? My parents like Kate more than me too. I don't really get that. This is true. Are you two married? No. Siblings. Oh. Same thing. Are you two married? No.

No, also Sid Leeds. Did y'all hear him? He was like, "AHH!" And then he followed up with asking if me and you were married. I mean, what? Like, no one else laughed at Howard. He was over there dying. Who, Alex? He's just like, "No, we're siblings." Really not giggling! We need a camera, Alex! I know! We have a thousand cameras in this house. We need to get one on Alex, bro.

Oh, do you have a diary or journal? Me? Yeah. No, I don't have a diary. You don't have a journal? But you have a journal. I got a bucket list. Yeah, we get it. You got a bucket list. Oh my gosh. Stop making everything so annoying. Before you guys fall apart again.

Why don't we just ask what you love about each other? Oh, yeah, how about you guys give each of you? Honestly, okay. Why do you like on it? Let me go first. Honestly, I like I can't think of anything right now. Yeah, it's okay Just don't touch the mic. Yeah, there you go. You're making me so mad. I can't think everything right now like seriously

Well, that's not how the game works. Just one good thing about each other. I like... Harper, you go first. Preferably not physical. Don't fight fire with fire. Actually, that does work now. No, it does. But we're not going to do that. It technically does. Okay. That's what firefighters do. I like...

Don't know like no camera stuff like off the podcast like seriously like Why are you guys beating so hard?

Because I want to break up with him if I'm done. You're supposed to give him something nice. This was supposed to be like your introduction podcast episode. Harper finally has a boyfriend that was worthy enough to come sit on an episode and you guys are breaking up. If you keep it up, I'm going to beat Kate with Gerald. Beat Gerald? Keep going, please. Okay, well, I just like don't think it's going to work out. Hey, hey. A nice thing. The next thing out of your mouth needs to be something you like about Jason. No, I know, but I don't have

Yes, you do. If it's not nice, I'm going to hang you upside down by your ankles. Please don't do that. Man, mom and dad are getting after y'all. This is crazy. I know. I just, I mean, I like his shoes. That's not about him. I don't know. I mean, like, there's a lot of different things. Is he funny?

Sure, yeah, he's funny. Sure, she said sure. I mean, like off camera right now, like I don't, like I'm sorry, I don't want to date you anymore. No, yeah, I'm up to date with that. I'm up to date. Okay, you guys can be alive. You guys need to get another like 20 minutes on the podcast and then you can break up and we don't care what happens, but stay together for the sake of the podcast. Honestly, that was a good idea, Kate. Can y'all stay together for 20 more minutes? I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to be on the podcast with somebody that I don't like clearly. What is going on? I don't think she knows we're on the podcast right now. Why would you invite him to the podcast?

I did not invite him to the podcast. You invited him because I did not know. I mean, technically, yeah, that was my bad. Who wants candy? Oh, that makes it everything. I got candy. All right, well, Jason, now you say something nice about Harper. See, it takes him forever. Hey, silence was better than what you said, okay? I mess with the hair.

There you go. It's different. It's not physical. Oh my gosh. What do you not get? Okay, say something emotional. Alright, emotional. She has really good, um, like, she's really good at not having a high temper. That's good. Thank you. That was such a lie. That was good. That was admirable. I like that. I like lying. Harper, you say something now. Sorry, what did you just say? Say something nice, Harper. Um, I like how he, like... Are those nerds? Yes. Nerds.

Um, I like how he uh, I'm pretty did you see a skittle with the nerd? It was stuck together. Yeah. Yeah, that was you're not supposed to do that. Yeah, okay You're supposed to be on a diet. Come like Oh my god What do you put him on a diet protein shakes if you like that he uh, He is like a little taller than my ex. I don't know Stop talking about your ex. Oh, I'm not even taller than him Much there goes that one, but he's also a little skinnier. Oh

Like, you're more masculine. Oh, thank you. Oh, that was a compliment. Good job. And a very big diss to the ex. Let's try to be nice to everyone, okay? Yeah, sure. I like you, too. Nope. Well, I didn't say you like me. Sorry, don't get jealous. We could always settle this with a game of memory match. No, we can't. We really can't. We could. What's a memory match? Don't ask. What? Don't ask. You don't know what memory match is? I just know I'm very good at it. Since I was a child prodigy.

Every game he's lost you don't know you seriously know Oh, oh like you okay, oh, yeah, I know some memory bad to Play memory match with me. They're like what's that? And then I show them the game. They're like, oh, yeah that game What is everyone called that game memory? Who's your best friend at school? At school. Yeah, am I?

There's only one right answer. Oh, Harper, of course. No, that is a girlfriend. No, she's also his best friend. Who is your best friend at school? That's not Harper.

Thank you. The homie's going to see this. The homie that didn't get sent is going to see this. Someone named Ethan. He's my English. So you have one best friend? Mostly me. I'm not really friends with anybody at school. I guess acquaintances. That's valid. Do you not have friends at school? Not really. I have church friends. I don't have friends either. I don't have friends. No, yeah, I know. You wouldn't consider the people at your school friends? Dude, somebody at his school is crying right now. I get it. When I was in school, I just felt like I had acquaintances too.

We don't hang out like outside of school. What do y'all mean you go to school these people like eight hours a day? Yeah I guess so They don't like you come back from prison and you're like, yeah, I got some good friends in there.

i know you're like yeah i knew people in there like i would have i would have called my friend you know people like people don't like us dude i mess with some people in prison i feel like i'd be homies with a lot of them she's been trying to talk for like two minutes y'all keep interrupting yeah that's what we really do on this show honestly what i'm saying is people don't really like us at school right no yeah not really why because are people in need to you it's

People mean to me? Yeah. No, not really. People don't like us at school. Who did you kiss yesterday evening? Can you please get that out of my face? I'm mad with the fact that you're always with other girls asking them questions. I'm trying to approach this in a calm way, but why are you always asking questions? I'm not trying to pick a fight. It's content. Just content. I have never hung out with a guy for content.

I saw it there was a weapon behind the camera. What do you call this right now then?

Fun? I don't know. She's like, what time can I go home? Do you feel like you've accomplished something by coming on the LOL podcast? It's the LOL podcast. Yeah, I didn't see that on your bucket list, so I was kind of concerned. Oh, my bad. It goes under the Be Famous. It's all stacking up. Oh, so we're just like a stepping stone. And you're going to keep walking up and leave us in the dust. I know that you're not trying to hurt me in any way, but like, dude, please, why? Why are you picking a fight? Why are you being a victim?

victim. Because I'm like, I just like want to break up with him. Y'all connect emotionally because neither one of y'all have good friends. And you guys both do content. No, I have pretty good friends, but like... No, I have pretty good friends, but... Just him, he got none. I don't got friends. I mean, like... Do you? What? Have friends? You said a lot of friends. You know, I would let you be my friend, but you're 15, so that isn't really...

Make any sense. What am I to you? Yeah, what is she? Is she not the same age pretty much? Yeah, but like, you know, we don't hang out like,

Like that. Her mom's here all the time, you know? Yeah. Oh. No, usually my mom's not here. Harper has never played to play Super Smash Bros with us. You know, we've asked her. We all go out to dinner after a podcast. We're like, you want to come with everyone? She's like, nah. If we went out to dinner or pickleball, you'd come. Of course, bro. I love pickleball. Y'all play pickleball? Yeah, she would never come. If we play pickleball after this and Jason comes and Harper does not, that is crazy. Insanity. Are y'all playing pickleball after this? Yeah.

this yeah we will we were talking about talking about tonight she's like dang it okay well i had to take a shower apparently i smell bad harper honestly she would hang out this morning she's got a lot of school and then when she died at school she got work thank you yeah i got work that's what maverick tells himself so he doesn't cry at night do you do anything other than work or than uh social media me yeah

Besides sports, not really. Harper said you bought a car. Yeah, from all the TikToks. It paid off. That's cool. What kind did you get? It's a Kia. It's like a sport car. Harper, you got him a car. I posted it on my story and I said, thanks, Harper. It was a very heartfelt moment.

Yeah, it was just like it was even say you're welcome no she said no problem Yeah, and then and then you texted me like a robot look let me read it Frank it was like save it After those she was texting me like a robot look Oh

She goes um no problem, and then I said well. I mean y'all you're really swiping y'all must text a lot Yeah, and then she said um you got that money from - I said yeah, she goes. I'm so proud of you That's amazing with an exclamation mark Like it was just like a robot text though. Yeah, is that not okay like do you not have fun with robots? Well anyways

We're going to go play pickleball now. We'll see you guys next time when you're out of time. Thank you, Jason. Is there anything you'd like to say? Arp. Arp. It's an arp or harp? It's harp. Harp. Any final words? Wait, yeah, anything. I just asked him that. We're breaking up. No, not you. Any final words for Jason Carp? We're breaking up. We're done. No, no, no. You can...

You're actually- Oh, can I do an outro? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, make sure you say anything you want to say before you leave. Don't plug your mic back in. No, I'm good. Don't do that. She doesn't have to plug her mic in. You don't want to, like, say your outro or anything? Let me play some outro music. No, we'll get copyrighted. Oh, okay. All right. All right. Ready? You can sing it for us, though. We're breaking up! No, your mic's unplugged. No one can hear you. Thank you guys so much for watching. Make sure you follow Spotify, because we're number 23 out of whatever the number is. Please follow so they can get back up there. We need it. We're desperate. We're breaking up.

Thank you so much for watching! Wow, he really knows how to piss me off.