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Are we gonna talk about how Harper is quitting social media? Oh my gosh, do y'all wanna hear about my birthday? Yes! Yes, but don't tell the one story. Are you sure I should have? If someone's watching, we're gonna get in big trouble. So...
We decide, you know what? Screw this. We're going to go to the marina where all of the boats are. There's a boat there. And for some reason, the keys were just sitting on the seat. So we hop in the boat. We're like, well, let's just go out for like a minute. It was a nice little wake boat. We saw the wakeboard like hanging out. So we hopped in the boat. No. Boat jacked. Boat jacked. All right. Welcome back to the podcast, guys. Today, we are going to be talking about Harper's homelessness. Yeah.
Kate's struggle with public embarrassment. I'm on the blue couch with my girls. What the...
And that's why Kate gets publicly embarrassed. No, for real guys today. I don't know what we're going to talk about, but things are going to be talked about that are going to be intense. Hey, did you guys notice that we're actually in different seats today? Ooh. Yeah. I'm sitting in Harper's spot. I'm sitting in Kenzie's spot. I'm sitting in Mav's spot. And you're watching Disney channel. What? Well, see, we've had it be nice to like switch things up.
Don't start talking like Harper. Well, I feel like I have to know we switch seats not personalities Yeah, you don't see me trying to kiss dead Gerald over there. Hey, hey Harper wait, what the which have you seen those hobby horse video? I didn't know I make noises. Have you seen them? Oh, it's nice to jump. It's Nayan
What'd you say? Oh, is this the loud mic? Oh, no. Is that usually my mic? Yeah, we give Kate the quiet mic normally. And unfortunately, now I have the loud mic. I'll back it up. How about that? Is that better? It's way too quiet. How high can that horse jump? Is that better? Yeah, I want to see you jumping on that horse. Well, I want to tell everyone that when we were...
Kinsey and I got that because Cash needed Gerald, but Gerald wasn't there. So we went and we got Gerald's hotter younger sister, Cheryl. Younger? I thought she was older. Cheryl? I knew her name was Cheryl. Hey, can you jump with Cheryl real quick? Yeah, I can jump with Cheryl. In case you guys didn't notice, I brought back the outfit from the music video. Nobody noticed. That was just what you wear on the daily, to be honest. Yeah, you look the same, actually. Well, yeah, I can do some jumps for you. Matt, will you be my hurdle?
What the? I'll be your hurdle. Okay, be my hurdle. Okay, yes. What the? I'm gonna break something at this spot. Alright, guys. Oh, no. I don't know if you guys have ever seen the, um... What the? Why is that tall? Yeah, why is that tall? What the? I don't know if I can jump that high. Are you mocking me? What the? That was crazy. That was a crazy... So imagine like a turtle, but even more arched.
A turtle? You ever seen the Louisville Arch? Yeah, you ever seen the... What's it called? The Arch. The Arch at Louisville? Louisville? Yes! Yeah, that's what you look like. The Gateway Arch? You look like the Gateway Arch. Yeah. What the... Okay, that's like praying... You kind of look like Stella. Something, I don't know. Do the other one. How about you just get in your chair? Okay, there we go. All right, here we go. She reminds me of the Cybertruck. What the... I'm getting...
which direction are you gonna be yeah what he's gonna do a little turn okay giddy up horsey turn go to town okay too far the other way there you go that's it
- That was good. - That was really good. - That was good. - You know in Disney Channel when they have like the crowd applause after something? That's what it felt like. - Wow, that was really good. - Was I a good hurdle? - You should compete. - You were. - Yeah, you guys, you guys are actually comps for this? - Yeah, and if you compete in those comps, good for you.
Like, yo, yo, I just didn't know. Yo, what? Should I go compete in one of the comps? You should go compete. If there's one in Dallas, you need to sign up. I don't know if y'all have seen them, but there's competitions where people ride around on stick horses like I literally just did. Are you out of breath? It's like a competition. Like, they actually rank it. Yeah. How embarrassing. I don't know if I'm fit for the competition. I was made to be a hurdle.
That is my calling on this earth, is be a hurdle. Y'all, I actually want to go enter one of those competitions now in this fit. And just be like... No, because they wear proper fits, like actual horse riding fits. Are we being so serious today?
So cosplay. Oh, yeah. No, no. I'm so serious. This is a thing. Pop up a clip from just anything of that competition. It's usually for like six-year-old girls. No, it's like preteens. But people have started just to continue. Now older people are doing it. It's like LARPing, but instead. Yeah. It was more like six-year-old girls at the state fair could run around on the hobby horse and compete.
Yeah, but now it's like people take it like seriously now and they actually do it. Yeah. Why the frick are y'all talking about it bad? I'm not. I'm right here. No, I wasn't talking about it bad. I was just saying what it is. So you think it's cool? I think it's really cool. Really? How cool do you think it is? I think it's so cool because when people... Why are you looking at me like that? I'm just wondering how cool you think it is. No, because there are people that want to do horseback riding and stuff, but a horse is a lot of money. These are at Walmart.
accessible to almost anybody. So I do think it's cool that if you can't, if you can't do horseback riding, you can do that. Okay. But you guys got to listen to how they write about these things in the sports magazine.
Pablo and Fire Nuts breezed through the rest of the course with minimal to moderate galloping, questioning their riding technique and possibly just considering it running with a horse head. But after 48 blazing seconds, the two crossed the line to a roaring crowd. It's a race? Yeah. Or it's like a competition, I think, too. Okay, if there's a race one, I'm entering that for sure. Well, I think it's a race, but they also critique your riding style. Yeah, it's like they critique your form. Yeah, I'm not even kidding. They actually walk like this.
It's high stepping. That's weird. I don't like it. I'm trying to find a competition nearby. Have you ever seen the horses that do high stepping? Yeah. Oh, yeah. They look so goofy when they walk on it. The horses are like... They look so proper. It's like they're scared to get their feet dirty. Yeah. It's like Kate has a horse. Literally me as a horse. Yeah. No, if we can find one of these competitions, guys, I'm going to go enter. And I'm going to come in at least top three.
I think. Or are you going to enter with that horse? Probably this one. Definitely this one. You don't want to go with Gerald? No, Gerald's dead. Look at him. Look what y'all did to him. Literally look at him. Look at him right there, actually. We might actually barely even look at him because he's not even there. You should have a funeral service for him. Oh, we should. The death-bearing Gerald. We can get something. Okay, the good news is...
It's only $5 per class to learn how to do this. There's no way. Yep. People are paying? It is also a $5 entrance fee for the general public, so we're going to have to pay to go watch them. Holy cow, they're going to make $25 off all of us. It's okay, Harper. Can you spot $20 for us? The only problem is, which this makes sense, it would be here, is it's in Altmont, Michigan. Oh, that would be in Michigan. I'll buy the plane tickets. Or we can ride our horses up
they're honest yeah we can just ride yeah yeah y'all want to ride with me i got two more horses yeah we can fit two on each horse y'all want me to go get my other horses yeah well we can fit two on each horse too remember oh yes you can ride on the back of my horse like and kids you can ride on the back of yours and harper can have i'm gonna go get the horses i have to have two no no we're not riding the horses right i was just yeah no one's right sorry i shouldn't have encouraged that you guys well you're 20 years old
You're 15 years old. What? I can't believe it. You're growing up. Yeah, no, we're not. We're not riding horses. Slipping through my fingers all the time. Okay, well. That's not. Yeah. No. Kenji, why don't you post on TikTok? You know, I think that Kate has volunteered to help me with that. I actually have. We can make some TikToks today if you want. Okay, so y'all be looking for that coming soon. She ain't never posted. Okay.
So this one is mine. Which one's mine? This one's mine. Kate can ride in the back of it. Now, one of you can have Sparky. Dibs on Sparky. This is Sparky. We already named them. Oh. Well, that's too bad because they already have names. So there's Sparky and Flash. Well, we named them Harold and Leryl. Now, Flash is the slowest. Daryl and Leryl? Harold. Harold. And Leryl. And Leryl. Well, it's not their names. Oh. Why didn't you name them Daryl? Sparky and Flash. So who wants... Didn't rhyme with Gerald. Okay.
I don't think they're paying attention to me. No, we are. We are. We got Cheryl, Sparky, and Flash. Flash is the slowest, even though his name is Flash. That's kind of why his name is Flash. So, Harper or Mavin Kinsey, who wants Flash? I'll take Flash. I don't care. Just give me one. Okay. Oh, bet. You get Sparky. This is such a beautiful horse. Okay. Now we're going to run. What the frick? We're not going to get to Michigan now. Oh. And I'm sorry. Oh.
Oh no. Yeah. Well, can we cash? That's fine. You'll get to Michigan twice as fast. Yeah. You got two horses. That's fine. You know, that's fine. Do you want to be like that? What the? But just know. Flash. Yeah. Likes revenge. What the? What does that mean? This is.
Sorry. Cash, can me and you practice riding the horse together? How we're going to make it all the way up to Michigan? Yeah, I want to see y'all ride the horse together. Okay. Okay.
- Oh no, he's actually breaking now. - Flash's head is broken. - Okay, everybody ride your horse now. Please don't break him anymore. Everybody ride your horse. - What the? This horse is donezo. - All right, come on. - He can't make it. He's not gonna make the trip. - No, he's just gonna crank in his neck, he's fine. - He's gonna crank in his neck, he's fine. - No, let go. I just wanna make sure he can stand. - Just put him back together. Put the wood back together.
We're not riding hobby horses. Just so everyone knows, I'm only doing this to entertain the five-year-old that's here. The over-inflated five-year-old. There's no five-year-old. Stay there. You sure about that? Everybody up! Come on! Okay, hop on the back. She's on the back. Oh, wait.
Oh, yeah, you're the old man. Oh, okay, yeah, okay. No, no, no, this whole thing's gonna look crazy. No, no, no, no. Okay, here we go. Let's go. To Michigan! Oh, now we're in Ohio! That goes Kentucky! Okay, you don't know how the map is laid out. By New Jersey! Oh, we're at Michigan! We're still here. I can still hear you, though.
Wow, that was something. I can tell you that. That was such a fun ride. Thanks, guys. Fun ride. Why do you have to be like that, Matt? I just wish Sparky would have made the trip. Seriously, why do you have to be like that? Why can't you just participate? Participate? Yeah, you don't participate. Also, the mic is just covering your whole face. What's not? Homie talks like this. Don't worry, I got you, Maverick. Okay, that was weird. Please don't do that again. Never do that again.
Why can't you just participate in the things that I try to do? I try to make this podcast fun and you're not being fun. I regret my decision and I'm sorry. Okay, do it now. Well, not that much. Maybe cheer him up. Alright, ride Flash by yourself. Come on. Ride Cowboy. Stop. Just go sit down.
Okay, anyways, I'll take the horses now. Harper, give me the horse. No. No, give me the horse, please. No. Okay. How many flashes I do it? Flash is not vibing. Okay, enough. Okay, okay, okay. Anyways, that's enough of flash. Flash is bad. Oh, no, I'm going to
Okay, um, so, Kinsey. Okay, why the heck is your makeup all over Sparky? What the moment did you have with Sparky? I need to know what my moment with Flash looked like. Okay, no, okay, anyways. It was not good. Wait, what? Hey, I gotta, what were you guys talking about before I came up here with the horses? Oh, we were talking about how Kinsey doesn't post on TikTok at all. Yeah, why don't that, she's actually never posted on TikTok. Never have I ever. I understand. Nope.
Are you quitting already? What do you mean? She's quitting social media already. I will soon post to TikTok. I'm just not very good at it alone. I can do it with Maverick. So I have some motivation. Taking it upon myself to make some videos with Kinsey to teach her.
- The way of TikTok. - The way? - Honestly, TikTok, it's going on. - The way. - This is how you do it. - It is the way. You just have to find spots. - I actually-- - Hey, Harper, your mic's pointed down. - I actually was thinking-- - I see a lot of people on my-- - You what? - I see a lot of-- - Okay, you almost got there. - You can do it, Kate. - You're so close! - You got it, Kate. - I'm sorry. - No, it's okay. Just keep going.
Okay. I see a lot of people on TikTok that are like pretty much... Homeless. No.
They're like, I want to start posting TikToks and do it as a job or get brand deals and stuff. And I think we should just help those people out. Wait, wait, wait. Hold on. Say that one more time. I was not listening. For some reason, my For You page is full of people that want to become TikTok famous. I agree. You should teach everyone how to make a TikTok for the first time with Kinsey right now. Okay. Right now? Yes, Kinsey's first TikTok. Kinsey's first TikTok. I'm actually going to post it? Yep, yep, yep. Yep.
Wait. And we're all going to be riding horses on it. What? That's what we're going to do. I don't think that's necessary. Yes. Sparky's not into it. Give me your phone.
No, can you ever give me the phone? Kenzie, you gotta give your phone. It's almost dead. We got a charger. It's on what? While we charge her phone, why don't we all go around and give our best piece of advice to someone that is an aspiring TikToker? Cash, you have the most followers, so you can start. About time I get some respect around here. But who's the least fallen off? Me.
She hasn't started. Okay. Piece of advice to be TikTok famous like me. So humble. So kind. Musically famous. Is to not listen to your haters. So anybody over there, don't listen to any of them. They'll tell you, Cash riding a horse is weird. Cash, don't do that.
Cash, you're being annoying. No, Cash, give me my shoe back. No, Cash, don't do that. You can't pee there. But let me tell you, you be you. Yeah. Okay, next. Matt, you are the next most followed. Next piece of advice. One piece of advice got me started and kept me going. Live musically. Inspirational. That one was inspirational. That is so deep. If y'all don't get that,
Yeah, I don't know what to tell you. You're not cut out for the job. No, you actually have to give up all sense of pride, anything that you care about. Just give it up because you're going to have to embarrass yourself a lot. Give it up. What? That's literally not what I said. I have all of that. I have not lost one ounce of respect for myself. No, you're going to have to give up all respect for yourself. No, I have all respect for myself. No, he doesn't. I think a lot of people have respect for me.
Self-respect out the window. No, I have it in my window. Listen to nobody. Harper?
You can't just copy mine. No, I'm saying I'm going over what we've gone through so far. You have to find something unique about yourself. Mine was being weird. And it worked. And it did. And some people go to school and they get bullied for things like that. And some people... Everybody stop touching your mic. Sorry, I just keep hitting myself. I don't like this mic. Just keep being yourself, seriously. And I know it's a little hard. Oh, oops. Because sometimes you...
you get bullied yeah and and you know it's fine you just cry yourself to sleep yeah but then but then it's but then it's better and then you make money and stuff and i don't know yeah and then it's better right so after you cry yourself to sleep after you cry yourself to sleep and then you like look at your bank account you're like oh actually it's not what the yeah money's in your bank account uh her pricing her she got like at least twelve dollars yeah at least like one dollar
She's cooking. She got enough for that support trip, that's for sure. Oh, yeah. Anyways. My piece of advice. People ask, Kate, how did you start any TikTok? How did you get 2.6 million followers? This is going to be good advice. How did you do that? My biggest piece of advice is find someone that already has 18 million followers. Dang, you took mine. Life hack. Problem solved.
Instantly boom followers followers followers followers life on easy mode. So also, thank you I hit five million. I've never felt so used I feel like a tool well - yeah - like you just feel used like a like a tampon in the trash No, no
No. Dude, I started to get graphic. I was going to be like, a black man. No. Stop. Stop. Oh, my gosh. Stop. Hey, as Kate always says, it's a normal bodily function. She does say that. And she says it's not a weird topic. You don't share bodily functions, though. You're not supposed to share the graphics. Apparently, never does. Also, since we're on the topic, I have a message for every single woman in the world.
uses products. - Tampons? - No, not just that. Not just that. Listen. - Pads? - All of the above. Listen, when you are in a public bathroom-- - Feminine products? - Feminine products? When you are in a public bathroom, piece of toilet paper. - Why not the-- - I'm tired of seeing them! They used once!
What the? Wrap them up in a piece of toilet paper. It's just common courtesy. I'm not going to lie. I've made my whole life without seeing one of those. And I don't want to ever see one. It's because you have a wife that has a little bit of respect for everyone else that's going to use the bathroom after her. I'm never going in a women's bathroom because I'm terrified I'll see one. I'm not seeing one. And because he's a man. He's not going to go in a woman's bathroom.
I mean, these days, you know. No. Just to clarify. I just, I thought it was like a universal thing that like, you know, you wrap it up in a little piece of toilet paper and drop it in the bin. But apparently not. I have learned that not everyone was taught to do that. It's okay. In men's bathroom, I swear sometimes they try to pee everywhere but in the toilet. It happens. Like, I'm not even kidding. They go around the rim of the toilet and they just pee on all of it. Yeah. It happens. Ew. All right, so I heard that you did something funny on your birthday. Yeah.
Please tell me about it. Wait, before we get to the birthday, the phone's at 5%. You think that's good enough? Oh, to film a TikTok? Wait, let it film in a second. Before we talk about that, Harper, are we going to talk about how Harper is quitting social media? Why?
no harper not while i'm getting started yeah we just talked about how to get all your followers and now she's gonna drop it i actually did just hit five million followers thank y'all so much and she's done that was her life goal yeah no actually my life goal is 10 mil so i can beat maverick or what's yours i'm at 13 so 14 mil yeah but remember you said you're quitting yep i don't know i don't know guys i'm sorry
It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. It really hurts. I don't think that's helping. Yeah, it hurts now. It's fine. You can just take my account, Kenzie. It's whatever. Say okay. Say thank you. No, no, no. No, just say thank you. Say thank you. Oh, thank you. And yeah. And yeah, I'm literally... Now keep going, Harper. You got this. Yeah, I like where you're giving the account to Kenzie.
hey kids he asked for the passwords practically no no okay anyways guys yeah i'm not i don't i mean like i'm scared to post on instagram and stuff i don't even i mean i have gone followers from instagram like from posting reels and stuff and that's pretty cool like it's awesome i've
I think I know the problem. The problem is, as Harper mentioned before, is this too high? No, you're fine. Okay. As Harper had mentioned before, she is in a public school and Instagram is a bit formal when you're still in public school. Okay. So that's the problem is she, she, she wants to post her cute little vacation pics from Italy and from her ski trips and have cutie little captions like love my girls. Um, because that's what you do in high school.
No, she doesn't. No one wants to do that. I actually do. Harper told me she loved my girls. Love my girls or like love hanging with them or love hanging with girls. Or like, or like, like, like, like when it's your birthday. Um,
Cheers to 16 years. Or like new chapter 14. Chapter 16. Yeah, yeah. So you can't, you unfortunately though, when you have a lot of followers, you need to not do that because what happens is you work so, so, so, so, so hard on your TikToks and you don't post them to Instagram. So everyone else does. And all those people profit off of the videos that you make. Yeah. We've tried to get Harper to post her. I don't profit off of Instagram. That's because you don't post.
Actually, no one really profits off there. I'm not gonna cry. Instagram, can you set... I beg to differ. I beg to differ. You make like $200 a month. I still make money off of it. Yeah, I mean... I mean, I guess...
Thank you. It makes about 40, 50 bucks a week. The Reels bonuses have been doing kind of good for me the last couple weeks. Harper's like, I can make money? She's like, no, because actually since I'm not 18, I can't make money off of Instagram. No, but seriously, I'm like, Harper, you got to start posting on Instagram. She's like, no, I think I'm just going to quit. Look, this has got 5.6 million views. Exactly. And someone would have taken that video and posted it instead. Why quit now? 1.1 million? 7.5 million?
7.5 million views. Wait, has she been deleting reels? Are you actually deleting content? Have you been deleting reels, Harper? You're deleting your content? No, you can't do that. Why? Why? Why would you delete that? Yeah, she has like 12 reels up. Yeah, I've only put up 12 reels. Wait, why are you deleting your post? Because I'm embarrassed of some. Harper, why are you embarrassed? I think there must be me in it.
What? Yes, kind of. No. You're so embarrassed that you get 7.5, 5.6, millions and millions of views. Y'all understand.
Nobody will understand. I do understand, Harper. I was quite literally in public school as well. Oh, that's so cute. Thank you. It was for a Mother's Day post, but everybody bashed me because I put my mom at the end of the post. What? Yeah, sorry, Mom. I didn't mean to do that. It was all about me, I guess. It's a Harper show. It's a Harper show. No, no. One of my friends was like...
said that i make everything about myself i'm sorry i didn't mean that i mean you tried to change the name of the podcast harper's podcast yeah i did it's okay it happens like i mean yeah when you made a whole new logo called harper's podcast it's gonna be crazy you should do one episode called harper's podcast harper's pod one day harper is gonna is gonna like grow out of that and she's not gonna care
about instagram yeah not about instagram she's not gonna care that the people the 16 year old she goes to school with make fun of her i know because it happened to me i was so i was like oh man these kids at school are so cool i just want to be just like them yeah instead i have to have a boyfriend with 18 million followers on tiktok that almost sounded like the south part yeah that was literally how i love my life i was like man like
I didn't know I was such a burden, Kate. No, I literally, when I was 16, I just wanted to be like all of the cool kids at school. No, this was Kate at 16. I'm so sad. Yeah, I was so sad because... I just want to lay in my room and cry. I was because I went to public school. That's why I was sad because I did TikTok and I did public school. The two and two don't mix together. And I'm so sorry. Do any of y'all think you will eventually quit social media?
Maybe. And be a famous singer. No. But then you'd probably still be on it. I mean, like, delete social media. Not delete, but I may come to a point where I'm like, hey, these videos will live on forever. Y'all can watch them, but I'm out. Peace. That is such a maverick thing to do. That is so maverick. That's so... It's possible. When I'm like 35, 40...
Yeah, I don't know. I feel like it'd be kind of weird if we're all 50. I may take a young guy that's 18, 19 that wants to do it and just manage him and just help him pursue his dreams. Mentor him through it. I know. I feel like if we're all 55 and we're all like... No, no, no. I'll pick it up again at 55. All right, we're back, baby!
baby gold name oh yeah that's when you come back make your comeback I think that and once you get up to like 55 60 you don't care what anyone thinks no I get to say whatever I want at 55 and 60 you can say whatever and you can't get cancelled either it's like oh he's an old man you know what they're so your dad needs a tiktok
He can post his security camera footage on there. Oh, my dad? Yeah. No, my dad's stuff would get taken down so fast. It would. It's totally true, too. He'll get banned. The security footage camera can never be put on the internet. Batman dad. No, you know what's so weird to think about, though, is that right now we're like TikTok, Instagram, YouTube. Twitter. Twitter.
eggs no one said like there's all those social medias but in like a couple years maybe not a couple but like in like years and years there's gonna be new social medias that we're too old to understand and we're gonna be like what the heck is this no i think that's what i mean no what do you mean no you don't think i mean no hey you don't think one or two max
But like, you know how people don't get TikTok and people don't get Instagram, but they get Facebook? No, pretty much everyone gets Instagram. I don't get Facebook. Not really. I really don't. Here's the thing. I was literally talking to someone yesterday who didn't know how Instagram was. YouTube never going away.
Never. Yes. I mean, you can't say never, Mav. There's never been a single person that could compete with you. Maverick, listen. You can't just say YouTube's never going away. Unless some sort of lawsuit happened and YouTube had to get taken down by this. That's impossible. 20 years ago, before YouTube was made, they would have said TV's never going away. Yes, yes, yes, yes. I understand that. TV, poof, it's gone. Oh, but what I'm saying is YouTube...
It's like there's not been a single competitor for YouTube. You know you're so ignorant saying that, right? Because literally, 20 years ago, they would have said, literally, TV's never going away. A cable, now it's gone. Like, no one uses that. All right. And YouTube, 20 years from now, something else could happen, and everybody would be like, remember when we watched YouTube? Okay, well, it's not like... What a time to be alive. What Kate's talking about is a new social media. I'm saying that there is... No, like, I don't think TikTok is going to be the it social media forever. Yeah.
you're like like right now tiktok is it but i don't think it's going to be like youtube has kind of like just always been there i mean like youtube is kind of like cool are you mocking cash or me dang i think she's mocking kate wow were you mocking kate and to think i was just about to ask if you guys wanted to make like a little couch song together and like i do no i don't think you do i do well dang y'all ain't besties no more no apparently falling apart you see this
It's just me, you, and a brick wall. Okay. And there's no window. No, I want to see where this goes. No! I'm kidding, guys. I was just talking with my tongue as a joke. Okay, let's make a song then. Okay. Me and Kenzie and Kenzie. Why'd Kenzie come first?
Do you like Kinsey better than Kate? It's fine. No, I honestly was thinking that Kinsey was your favorite. Wow. I really was thinking that. Kate just said at the end. So wait, wait. That happens. HKK. HKK. It is the Harper Kinsey Kate show. HKK. Oh, no. Maybe sing a different song. No, no. Don't say that. You can always sing a different song. Don't say that. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. Harper. Harper Kate for Kinsey Kate. Yes, Harper Kate Kinsey. Harper Kate Kinsey.
Yeah, all right. We're sitting on the blue couch. We're sitting on the blue couch. H-K-K. Not that song. Not that song. No, no. Harper Kinsey K. Harper Kinsey K. We're sitting on the blue couch. We're sitting on the blue couch. No. Harper. No. Your ignorance is bliss and it's hilarious, but stop. No, don't be saying that. Yeah. Well, remember when Kim Kardashian, Kylie, and Kendall were like...
We're starting a new name. No, no, no. Do y'all remember that? We remember. That's good enough. What's happening? Oh, we're getting canceled is what's happening. Okay, guys. The moment has come. For me to ride my pony? You just got back from Michigan. You can calm down for a minute. Let her rest. Kinsey is going to show you
How to make a viral TikTok. Wait, yeah, I thought I was going to wrap my pony in that. To start off, the first thing you need to make a viral TikTok is to have Harper Zillmer sitting next to you. And me riding a pony. Me riding a pony. How do I only have 7% after all that time? What should she do?
I need to ride my pony in the TikTok. Being so serious about you making a TikTok? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yes, we are. Everybody go find it, and I promise you it has over a million views. Yeah, probably. That's a big promise. Oh, it's got over a million views. Wait, should she literally just use her own voice like, my first TikTok.
And it's Harper and on and then cash is riding his horse. I don't know you're the director Wait, so what are we doing for the first tick tock? I don't know do we want to do we want to dance do what do we want to do? I mean we can just talk about should we usually use the sound or should we use an actual our voices? We don't know you're the one that said you're gonna do this Well see this I'm just kind of being put on this say at the beginning that it's my first tick tock Yeah, well, yeah be like first tick tock who dis
Yeah. Some slide. Yes, and then I'll ride my pony in the background. But you can't fit back there, hun. No, but she can film it from that angle. Why do you want to ride your pony so bad? Yeah. Just get over your dreams. It's never going to work out. She didn't mean that. She did not mean that. I don't like the way he looks at these stuffed animals with those eyes. My pony. Those are sin eyes.
Oh, she's crying. I don't know why y'all looking at me. Make your TikTok. She's crying. Make your TikTok. You might want to take care of her, Cash. She's crying. I am taking it. What the frick do you think I'm doing right now? I think. Oh. Okay. All right. First TikTok. Kinsey, start it up. You got it. Should she just hit him with the, my first TikTok.
Wow, that was very creative, Kate. I don't know. Kate really said, I'm going to take her under my wing and I'm going to show her how to do it. Kate was like, I'm going to take Kinsey under my wing and show her how to film TikToks. And she's like, what should we do? She's got it. Yeah. So Kinsey's like, my first TikTok. And then I say, it's Kinsey's first TikTok. And then you start singing, it's Kinsey's first TikTok. And then I go, it's Kinsey's first TikTok. And then we all harmonize, it's Kinsey's first TikTok. I like it. Yes!
See, I came up with that all by myself. The weird girl did. Alright, film it. Y'all are watching the BTS behind the scenes. That's behind the scenes.
Privacy screens are for strangers on planes, not for you hiding some girl named Grace. What the? What? Do you have a privacy screen? I do. What are you hiding from us? I wanted it because it was Matt, and they didn't have it. Oh, I do like Apple's screen. Okay, okay, okay. You are in a bad zone. It's Kinsey's first TikTok. It's Kinsey's first TikTok.
Yeah, that was perfect. Nailed it. Yeah. Nailed it. And that's how you become TikTok famous, my friend. Watch her pass all of us in followers. What the? If anybody was going to do it, it'd be Kinsey. I remember one time Maverick said that about me and it absolutely did not happen. What? Maverick's like, Kate's going to have more followers than all of us. It's been three years and she still has got the least amount. She could. I still only have two million. Well, not only, but like the least out of everyone here.
2 million doesn't seem a lot like I said she finally started a YouTube and is it gonna say my TikTok followers didn't go up no but your YouTube channel's killing I haven't posted in a month I'm not creative enough for YouTube wait what
What'd you say? I haven't posted a YouTube video in a month because I'm just not creative enough. You're not a very good vlogger, Kate. You gotta post more. Daily, actually. I asked Cash, I said, should I just do vlogs? He said, nope, nobody wants to watch a vlog. That's the point. I never said that. Listen, I think girls love vlogs. I was telling Kate this the other day. I don't know about you, Harper. I would love to. The thing is, is that when you vlog, you can't, you just don't come up with like a good like
title that was my thing i was like vlogs don't have good like titles and thumbnails and and now youtube it's all about like it's all about i built a water park in my whole neighborhood yeah and it's like yeah doing it going to starbucks just doesn't do good now no no i can't do i went to starbucks jordan matters um video of him making a water park in his backyard was honestly pretty cool yeah that's way cooler than a vlog of me going to starbucks would be so i can't compete with my hair brown yeah it's kind of like exactly are you gonna actually dye your hair brown
No, you can't no don't I like it orange Orange yeah, it's not orange. I mean people say that it's copper No, it's red. Oh, yeah Auburn. That's it. That's it. Yeah, like a dream cycle. No. Oh, we should go back to my home a box to get my dream sick Oh my gosh, we don't want to hear about my birthday Yes, but don't tell the one story. No, no, no. Are you sure I shouldn't I?
If someone's watching we're gonna get in big trouble, but I don't know who that person really is. Yeah I don't know maybe our sheriff. That's our neighbor. Yeah, that could happen. Okay, maybe that one. All right Well, we're not gonna say any names or locations. Can I just say it? I really want to say we did something illegal on Kate's birthday Harper doesn't know the story. Yeah, and I'm really eager to find out fine fine heads or tails
If it lands on heads, then we tell the story. Okay. If it lands on tails, we don't tell the story. Okay. Okay, here we go. Anyone else confused? No. Yeah, it's not going to let us tell the story. Oh, that was heads. Okay. Okay, well, you're going to tell the story. All right. Well, we tell the story now. Listen, I don't know.
I don't know if y'all know, but there's been a lot of rain lately. Like emotionally, like in your life or like physically? No, like physically, like it's been raining a lot. So all of the boat docks are underwater and we have not been able to go out on the lake. Not a time. The whole summer, the whole summer, we have not been able to take our jet skis out on the lake yet. And we've all been super bummed about it. Yeah. And that was like my plan for my birthday was we were all going to go out on the jet skis. So we get to the boat ramp.
Obviously it's underwater. We can't drop our jet skis in. Last chance to veto this. It's closed. I think it's fine. If we want to veto... Okay. It's fine! So, it should be fine. So, we decide, you know what? Screw this. We're gonna go to the marina where all of the boats are. What are you doing? And we hop the fence.
Yeah, we definitely were not supposed to be there. But we're like, we'll just go to the marina where the boats are. Just kind of like look around. See if there's a place to drop the jet skis in. If not, we're just going to chill. So we're kind of trying to find a spot to drop them in. It's like 9 o'clock at night now. Yeah, it was dark. There was no one out. So we were walking up and down the dock. We were like, well, we can't drop our jet skis in. Let's just kind of like see what's going on. So there's a boat there. And for some reason, this person, their nice big boat, the keys were just sitting on the seat.
So we were like, well, it's nine o'clock at night. No one's like, like no one's out. And he got gas in it. Yeah. And we, we were like, and it had a sale. It's like,
What? Didn't have a sail. Didn't have a sail. Yeah, we did. We sailed away. No. Come sail away. Come sail away. Come sail away with me. Why did we sing that song then? Why did we sing the song? Well, because we were just singing that song. There was no sail. Anyways. So we hop in the boat. We're like, well, let's just go out for like a minute. It was a nice little wake boat. We saw the wakeboard like hanging out. So we hopped in the boat. No. She stole it. She literally boat jacked it.
She jacked this boat. She said, it's my birthday. We want to go out. We said, well, we're not doing it. She said, fine, I'll do it. She grabbed her key. She stuck it in there. And Cash said, well, you can't drive. No way. There's no way. Yeah. It was right after I got the luxury. We returned the boat. We did. We did. But we had some fun on that boat. It was the nicest boat we have ever been on. Probably ever will be on, honestly. But it was...
yeah it was bad i was freaking out the whole time but i was like you know what it's my birthday i'm no longer a teenager let me do just one last little teenage thing little boat yeah so we did that um but i was a little nervous because do y'all remember when there was like literally all the cop lights like at the marina when we got back no when we were pulling it was bad there was like literally like three cop cars and the lights so i had to go talk to them
We didn't. Whatever. In this fit. No, no, no, no. But we pulled up. We decided not to park the boat. We parked it close to the marina, not quite back where we found it. But we just pulled up next to the area. And then we walked kind of through the side area to get back to our car. Because if we pulled back into the marina, them cops were going to get us. Oh, yeah. They were going to see us. They were going to get us.
So, yeah, we were able to like get back to our car because the cops weren't by our car. Our car was like in like the parking lot over almost. That's crazy. I still can't believe it. The car. Yeah, we left the boat.
Dumbest thing we ever did, probably. But it was a lot of fun. It was fun. It was. But we probably shouldn't have done it. The memes. I can't wait to play that video game again. GTA is so fun. Or Madden. You know, I like Madden. It was pretty fun. It was really fun. No, it was fun. Yeah. Until... Yeah. The boat...
can we say this part i guess yeah i guess we're this deep in okay okay so the real reason we had to get out was not because of the cops what we caught the boat on fire it was crazy okay maybe we shouldn't okay maybe hold on hold on maybe we shouldn't maybe we should have posted you're right okay just like the
Yeah, but way worse. Imagine firing into the water. So we just jumped out and started swimming to shore. We weren't that far from shore. Did you not see, like, hear all the... It was literally... It was on the news. Yeah. It was bad. Like, did you not hear the sirens? Because it was kind of by...
Are you for real? You know how your house is right by the lake? It was bad. I know, but y'all didn't catch the... Y'all are trolling me to the max. Okay. No. I mean, we probably can't even put this out, so... This part may get cut, but... Yeah, I don't know why we said this, because now we can't post this, but... Y'all are... What? Should I just pick up back with the police and cut out the fire part? Yes. Yeah, we'll just act like it was the police that showed up and the boat didn't actually catch on fire. Yeah, but hey, you can't tell nobody about that. No. Are y'all gonna pay for it or something?
No, well, they don't know if we paid for they would know it's us Did y'all leave and like did y'all swim back to shore leave the boat in the water? We're far from the shore. The thing is if we paid for it, they would know it's us Then we'd all go to jail. Yeah, you can't steal boats. No more podcasts. Yeah. Oh my god So no, no, we'll just act like the cops were there Don't talk about the boat being on fire. Okay, but harvard don't tell anyone about that. You literally happened on like art I know you're trolling me. I was telling her friend not to say anything either
It's a prank. I mean, I wish it was. We're in the water just singing, come say it away. Come say it away. Are you serious? I don't know what. No, it never happened, Harper. Oh my gosh. I know it did, but like. No, no, you're right. The cops came. Yep. So yeah, yeah, the cops, they were at the thing. No, it never happened. None of it. No, it was all made up. You were right.
But we did get snow cones on my birthday. We did get snow cones on your birthday. Dream signal. Bahama Bucks is not sponsored by Bahama Bucks snow cone stamp. Wait, did you think we would actually steal a boat? And catch it on fire and leave it? Yeah, what the heck? Y'all are being for real. Like, I know that y'all did, right? What? No, that was a joke. No, Harper, we didn't. Do we seem like the kind of people? Bro, show her our text. Wait, did y'all or did y'all not? Show her our text. I don't know where my phone is. What text?
Me and your texts. Oh. No, don't show her the text. What the? No. I've been awfully left out here. No, we told you. It's a joke. That story never happened. Yeah. I feel like it's... But before the podcast came, it was like, I don't think we can tell it's illegal. I mean, yeah, that is illegal. Harper! You need to understand something. Now, nobody can see you down there or hear you. Harper! I just went in with the wall. You need to understand something. Yes, yes. What do I need to understand?
Don't do drugs. Don't drink. But party a lot. No, don't do that. This man could be lying to you. This girl could be lying to you. With me? He just blinked with one eye. I know he's blinking. This is a lie. He does do that. I would never lie to you. Never.
I know you would. No, I wouldn't. And right now, you want to know the truth? Can you speed this up? Yeah, I want to know the truth. The truth is. Giddy up, come on! Giddy up! You're taking, you're going to make me take longer. Okay, I'm going to start over. Harper? Yes? You want to know something? What? No, no, okay, no, no, no, no, please!
I just heard a snap. No, it didn't snap. It's good. It's good. I did not. Harper. Yes. Yes. Yes, ma'am. Why? That man would lie to you. I know. What man are you talking about? This girl. His girl. She might would lie to you. I would never lie to you. All right. I got it. So what's the story? Harper, what happened was. What? The dress is black and gold. You have it right there.
No. What happened was... Was... Are you following? Yes, I'm following. I'm trying. Kenzie set the boat on fire. It was intentional. I saw her. Yep. Send her to jail, not us. Yeah, it was all her. If anyone's going to jail, it's her. It's just not true. No, she said it on purpose. You're the only one without the last name Baker right now. We have to put it on someone, okay? And it's you. And we only got a couple months left to do that. Yep. Yeah, I can't have the Baker name going down in flames. Y'all are going to make me lose all the followers I just gave you.
uh no we didn't first off no it's all a joke we didn't steal a boat it's all a joke y'all didn't steal a boat yeah no and we wouldn't have set a boat on fire and left it in flames on the lake and swam to shore you probably would have with some of your friends yeah what's the worst thing you've ever done like that illegal illegally wise i'm trying to think i don't think i've done anything that bad
to think about it because there's been a few times. I'm trying to think if I've done anything illegal that if I got caught, I would've went to jail. Shoplifting. Is there anything we did? Kate's definitely shoplifting when she was like 14. Kate's a big old thief. Did we ever do anything and we would've went to jail? Did y'all never go to y'all's friend's house and vandalize? No. What the? Vandalize my friend's house? Yeah. You mean like toilet paper?
That and then like we used to take Oreos and break them apart and lick them and stick them to the car. Oh no. How could you? Not Oreos. If they stayed like for 24 hours it would ruin the paint. No that wouldn't ruin the paint. We also had this place in Livingston. You're bad Kinsey. No I'm not. Kinsey put Oreos on a car and toilet paper. Oreos on cars. I hope you don't go
and I'm going to jail. Oh, don't send her to jail. Oreos on the car is kind of crazy. Yeah, I would be so mad. I'd be like, no way. I would be a little frustrated if I walked out and saw Oreos. I feel like it's way more work sitting there.
That's the fattest vandalizing I've ever seen. In Oreos. No, then you take Saran Wrap and you Saran Wrap their car so they can't open the doors. Yeah. Oh, wow. They're never getting in there now. Never going to be able to open those doors. That car is still Saran Wrapped to this day. I think you are misunderstanding the word vandalism. And illegal. I don't think that's illegal.
illegal is like when I fed my horse cocaine. What the fuck? That's illegal. I wonder if it actually is illegal. I don't feel like that is, okay. Well, what's that movie, Cocaine Bear? Cocaine Bear, bro. I still want to watch that. I've never seen it. But,
But there's a movie. Have y'all seen that? There was a movie that came out recently. It's a true story. Cocaine Bear. No. Yes. Cocaine Bear is not based off a true story. I mean, I haven't seen the movie. It's based off a bear. But based off the title, there's no way. The bear ate all the cocaine. No way. What? Have y'all ever got a, from the Kids' Choice Awards, like, have y'all ever got a purple conch shell? Wait, what'd you say? Have y'all ever got a purple conch shell? What the heck is that? You don't know what a conch shell is?
- I don't think anybody here does. - I've never heard of a conch. - I know what it is. - I did see your video unboxing it, it was kinda cool. And then I saw Parker playing with his in his live stream. - Wait, what is it? - It's like the Kids Choice Awards. They just sent it to their creators as like the invite. It was literally like a shell, like you know, like Under the Sea from SpongeBob. It was like an animated looking shell. - Dun dun dun dee. - Yeah, and it was just like, you pull the string and it played a song. - Yeah, Under the Sea is not SpongeBob, guys. - Oh. - Oh, well SpongeBob was Under the Sea. Who wants an apartment under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants! - I have a present for you, Kate.
Last present I got was a fart in a jar. She actually that was a good present. Don't talk smack about that present I like the sprite zero I got in it. Wait, she actually has a present? What the? That is so cute! Here you go Kate
that makes you look so bad i literally got you a fart happy 20th birthday thank you should i open it now yes open it we got you books because you know oh heck yeah i got her heck yeah you didn't get her a present mav oh no yes i did you did not get her a present stop i don't think you got our presents oh it's a book about world war ii oh that you're interested in that because that doesn't seem like a book you'd read hello do you remember when i was obsessed with wars and semi trucks
What? I remember when you were obsessed with semi-trucks, but not war. You don't exactly seem like the war type of person to me. I was always watching war movies. A book about World War II. I didn't know. I don't do that. Sorry. The Measure. Oh my gosh. I'm so excited.
Yes, yes. So sweet. I know that you like candles. Hold my books. Okay, got it. Yep, I will. Oh, there's a card. Yeah. You're. You're. You know I keep every single card I've ever gotten. Really? I do. Aw. I do too, kind of. I'm so glad you were born. I am too. I'm very glad. That is so sweet. What's it say? Hope your birthday is as wonderful and extraordinary as you are. Happy 20th. Heart the Zillmers.
Thank you for being such an incredible friend and, I don't know this handwriting, and an active support to Harper. Appreciate you so much. Hart Bronwyn. Aww. And that was Hart Harper. It was Hart Harper. That is so sweet. It said Hart the Zillmers and then Hart Bronwyn. Yeah. My mom is the center of attention. Sounds like your mom got me the gift. No, she would never. I got you all this. Aww.
That's so cute. Oh my gosh. Hello? Wait, what is that? Oh, that's a good thing. That's so cute. It's like a memory book. Like you write something from each day and it's for three years. I put the, what's it called, on fire. The boat on fire. I caught a boat on fire. So cute.
Dark chocolate? Chocolate? Give me chocolate. I don't know what those are, but those look so good. They're not good. They look good. I love gummies. Dark chocolate and gummies. And then lastly, a candle. A candle? Oh wait, mom, did you give us
I think she did. I see it right here. Okay good. Ice coffee? Yeah, it's a new one. Oh my gosh. Wait, I'm sorry. What? Ice coffee what? That smells so good. Yeah, ice coffee. I wonder if it's brown though because I know you know they're like brown but like... What the? No, it's not gonna be like... Like super brown. Oh...
Dang it, I think all I got you is a jar. Oh my gosh. Does it taste like iced coffee? Wait until you see what I got her. Thank you, thank you. Oh, great. Oh, I thought you were just wanting her to smell it. I want to smell it. Oh, thank you. It smells good. That smells so good. Thank you guys so much. It tastes like coffee. That was so sweet. Thank you, Bronwyn.
No, me and Kate just practically kissed. What the heck, though? Because she put my lip balm on after me. Yeah. I love her basket, too. That's so cute. Oh, yes, yes. And here's your books. Oh, FYI, guys, this episode's probably coming out like a month after Kate's birthday. Yeah. Because this specific episode, we had to shoot way ahead of time. Yeah. My birthday was yesterday, though. No, this goes out on Saturday. Okay.
Or no, it won't. This is like a Monday. I have to taste this candy now. Oh, I'm so excited. I'm scared for you. It's vegan. I'm okay. Mom, why did you get her? Oh. Does it taste like grass? No. It tastes like a gumdrop. Wait, let me try. Let me try. Mom! No, that's so good. Give me that.
It's orange just like mine just like my snow cone okay. Oh scared me for a minute. Yeah Does anybody else want one? That's actually good for being zero sugar. Give Kenzie one. Oh it's zero sugar?
Oh my goodness. Wait, is it zero sugar? No, it's just vegan. Oh my gosh, it does taste like a gumdrop. Okay, this is the worst thing I've ever had. I'll give you one after, Kayla. Do you want one, Matt? You'll like it, Matt. I'll get me another one. No. Ew, I don't like it. I don't like it. I like it. Did you want one? No. I have a gift for you, though, when you're ready. I'm ready. You do not have a gift. Oh, buddy. Yes, I do. I'm getting that summer Fridays. That sounds very good.
Wow, this is crazy. Yep. This is crazy. You're welcome. My friend Trinity actually got me this exact bag two days ago. Wow, you and Trinity have the same brain. That's really almost unbelievable. Wow. Seriously? I didn't know you had that one. Oh my gosh, that's so crazy. Oh my gosh. I love that book. You put a lot of thought into this. No way. Matt, did you like go in my closet and see what books I already had or something? Because I have these two as well. You already have those?
This is like the collector's edition too? Wow, you put some money into my gift. Wow, that's very nice. It's almost like he literally went into my closet and saw what books I had. That's so funny. That's crazy. Nope. Oh my gosh. I know. Let's see. Oh wait, this one. Maverick. You didn't. I did.
Why did my gift not get this much enthusiasm? That's so sweet. That's so sweet. It's so funny because I actually have a picture just like this in my closet right now that I've been meaning to ask you to hang up for me. Okay, I'm just going to say it. With the same frame and everything? Yes, same frame. Literally, this is my favorite picture from our wedding. So I love that you got it printed too. Okay, he obviously went to the closet. Hello? Nope.
I've never been in a closet. No, he got all that out of our closet, obviously. Why would Maverick do that? Yeah. I think he just knows me so well. No, I know you so well. I know you so well. I don't think so. Why did you not give enthusiasm when I got you my jar? Because it was a fart in a jar, Cash. What the? Which is hard to get. I think people underestimate how hard that is
is to get in a jar. The collector's edition of whatever that book was? No, you understand how hard it is to trap a foreigner in a jar? I had trouble finding it too. I'm surprised you put that much effort in. Yeah, it was very difficult. He didn't put any effort in. He just went to your closet and stole it all and put it in a bag that was recycled from your friend. No, I tried really hard to get that book. Oh, wait. There's a bag. Oh, wait, no, no, Lonnie, my friend.
I have the same ones in my closet. That's so cool. Why do you have a Lonnie in your closet? I don't know why. Because she doesn't like when other people drink her Lonnie, so she hides them in her closet. I don't care about primes, but I like my Lonnie, so I keep them in my closet. Did you check this bag? No, that must have slipped in there. What's in the bag? I didn't know that bag was in there. What's in the bag?
A hairbrush. Oh. Just like the one I have, but it's fine. Yep. Wow. And a bunch of tampons. Oh. You're so kind, Matt. How nice of you. How did you know? I knew you needed those. How nice of you. No, even after Maverick said, you were throwing away like a tampon, and then he said like a bloody tampon. I didn't say that. I never said that. What? You said I was going to have details. What? Maverick said, did you go to the store and get those yourself? Uh.
What did you get them from her closet? You know what's crazy? So the bag Trinity got me, I actually took it to church yesterday and I put some in, like it came with this little pouch. I put some in there. You did? And I like, it's so funny because it's like Maverick literally went and looked at Trinity's gift and just like put everything that I had in there. Well, that is like such a coincidence. That's so funny. And it's also frustrating. You already have those books, you know? Well, Maverick, thank you so much. You're welcome. Such a good birthday gift.
I'm not even mad that I got all of the same things. It's so nice that you put that much thought into it. And you thought so deeply about what I needed. Down to the tampons. I really did. Down to the tampons. Down to every tea. I saw that jar up in our shelves. You used my jar. No, you took one of my jars and put your fart in it. No, no. I took something. I took something. He took everything. No, he...
Don't be mean to my gift like that. I didn't take nothing. My brother put so much thought and effort into my gift, and you're just mad that you couldn't think of anything, so you farted in a jar and gave it to me. For real. Yeah. Don't be mean to your brother for putting thought into a gift. You know what? That's it. I'm deleting her TikTok. What the? What the? What the sigma? What the cash?
that's fine why is everybody looking at me i didn't i haven't done anything you're mad you're being mean to maverick you're being mean what he put so much thought and effort into my game i'm not telling you get a good job because you already broke flash and he's being mean do we need to bring out flash again no no no no don't bring out flash do we because i'm sorry to think we need to bring out flash again no i don't want to flash back oh oh look there's flash
He just flew in like a fly. He just threw himself at us. Oh, no. I'm getting flashbacks. You see that? Remind you of something, Mav? Does it remind you of what you did? Yep. It was for the best. Don't care. Guys, that's the end of this episode. But next episode, we're going to be macing cash. What? What? What? I want to be here for that. I can't wait.