How Much A 14 Year Old Influencer Really Makes!
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The money I make, I put it in a savings account. Right now, I haven't made one, so it's in my mom's account. Because you make, like, I'm not going to say how much you make, but you make enough where you can quit poofs. You're a horrible person for using a photo. No, I had one girl that said, F you, you're a horrible effing person. You need to die in a car accident. So if y'all don't know, there's monkeys taking over some city right now. No, they're not taking over the city. Apparently they are. A monkey killed a dog.

I don't know when we started recording, but a monkey killed a dog. No, a dog killed a baby monkey. That's what happened. Yeah. A dog killed a baby monkey. And now that monkey went over and he told the rest of his gang.

And through his gang sign language to the other monkeys... No, he did not. Yes, he did. And now all the monkeys are killing the dogs by throwing them off a building. Yes, they are. That's out of a movie. Yeah, it's crazy. Hundreds of monkeys now... This is not true. Apes are walking upstairs and throwing labradors on them. That's insane. No, because...

No, because, but like it makes sense though because monkeys are like low-key very close to humans. Yeah, that's, yeah. Like, what? Okay, no. What humans throw dogs off buildings? Some. Angry ones? Yeah. I'm pretty sure there have been humans that have thrown a dog off a building before. Like that one guy who blended their cat, you know? Yes. What?

Yo? Wait, what did you say? Okay, this is not funny. I'm sorry, but a guy blended their own cat in a blender. And he's been doing it for years on years and he just got arrested for maybe two months. Oh my gosh. I was like, take him in jail. Monkeys in India throw 250 dogs off buildings. That's insane. And cold revenge killings. Revenge killings.

There's no way this is true. It's revenge. There's no way this is true. Because a dog killed a baby monkey. Oh my gosh, it's true. There's pictures here. Let me see. They're just holding a dog in its hand. Oh my gosh. And he's going to throw it off a building. Let me see that again. Let me see that again. That dog had no clue what was coming in there. That's not funny. Why am I laughing? That's so sad. Yeah, that dog was like not prepared either. That dog. I don't even want to look at that photo. Mm-mm.

Oh my gosh, this is crazy. Oh, that's cycling. Dude, imagine you look up and a monkey's just holding a Labradoodle and he's climbing up the building. He's like, oh, this is going to be so good. I don't understand. Why would the dogs not bark? Would it not scare the monkey? I'm sure they would. I'm just imagining 30 monkeys taking a golden retriever up this building. Monkeys are smart dogs. Golden retriever, absolutely not. Golden retriever is too smart. No, it's like a lot of monkeys. They're like crowd surfing him up to the top. I mean, it says there's been 250 murders.

Dog murders. That's crazy. That's actually, that's wild. Imagine you're walking down the street. All of a sudden, some monkeys start throwing puppies off.

Imagine you're like walking on the street. You're trying to like catch these puppies as they're falling. No, you're just like walking on the street minding your business and then you're literally like a dog lands on your head. Dude, I just. And you look up and there's just some monkeys looking over the edge of the building. I just can't comprehend that monkeys are rioting. That sounds so fake. It's like, hey, no, well, they're doing it because I guess what? A dog killed a monkey. Yeah. And they said, watch this. And then they killed 250 dogs. No, that literally like their brains work. Like,

That's crazy. Yeah, I saw a monkey on TikTok. He took a jacket off of a guy. He unzipped it, took it off, and he put it on himself and he wore the jacket. Yeah. It was cute. Honestly, do you guys remember that Drake and Josh episode? Where... Did anybody watch Drake and Josh? Oh my gosh. There was an episode where the boys... There was like a monkey in it. And yeah, it made me want to pet monkey. Okay, so Kate just said absolutely nothing besides I watched Drake and Josh. When we...

to the Dominican Republic, they had those little finger squirrel monkeys. Oh my gosh. You know those guys that are always standing outside when you go on vacation, they're like, hold the monkey for $55. Kate walks off the dock, she's like, oh, a monkey. She grabs

no, no, grab the monkey. And then the guy was like, pay me, pay me. Oh, because he got mad because they do that so that the monkey like will crawl on you, but you're not allowed to take a picture with your phone because that's what they're charging you for. They have a camera and they're like, oh, you can pay $25 for a picture. Anyways, the monkey jumped on Kate and the guy was like, pay me for a picture, pay me for a picture. And I was like, no, no, no. And I was like, Kate, give him back the monkey right now. Give him the monkey back. Oh, I was like already pulling my phone up.

trying to take selfies and I'm like give him the monkey back and she's like okay I'll pay him she gives him the monkey back and the guy's like pay me pay me and I'm like no I'm not paying you and he followed me for like I'm not even kidding like 40 feet yeah he was mad he's like pay me now I didn't even get a picture I just like kind of pulled my phone out and Cash was like no no no the guy was actually really mad at me yeah he was mad and like I didn't even get a picture that's also like have you seen the orca whales that's what they do have you seen the orca whales oh yeah no no no have you seen what they're doing no

No. The orca whales? Actually, no, I haven't. Apparently, somebody on a... She's trying to act like she knows. Yeah, I'm trying to act like I know everything, but I don't. Okay, keep going. Keep going. Apparently, some boat killed an orca whale. Or, I mean, someone probably was, like, poaching it. Is that what it's called? Somebody killed an orca whale on a boat. And now there's been, like, I want to say, like, eight or nine other orca whales. They're sinking boats.

Yep, they're sinking them. The mom started doing it. And then she taught the other ones how to do it, and now they're all doing it. Yeah, like 10 orca whales will all work together, and they'll sink a boat. Like in what ocean? The only ocean. Oh, that's also a myth. There's only one ocean. No, but there's like five of them. There's the seven seas. No, but there's only one. They're all connected to one. It's one ocean. Yeah, I know it's one ocean, but like...

There's different. Well, they just made up. They just drew invisible lines. I know. There's like a little slither of water that like connects it. Like a river almost. Yeah. No, not little slivers. The whole thing is connected by miles. No, you need to know though because even though it is one big ocean, you need to know like, okay, the Pacific Ocean is on the Pacific side and the Atlantic Ocean. Do you think one little river connects them? No,

I know it's like a stretch of water. Not a stretch of water, like a mass ginormous, like the size of America. No, I know I get that. But like the ocean is on this side of the world and the ocean is on the other side of the world. So you can't just say. No, it's not. It's stop. Listen, that's just what the map, that's just the map like you're looking at. In reality. Yeah, look at that map. See all the black that's touching. In reality, that's all one just big giant body of water. I know that's one big body of water, but there's a reason we call them different oceans because it's like. That's,

That's the Indian Ocean. You need to know, like, okay, if some boat went down on that side of the ocean, you say, okay, it happened in the Pacific Ocean. No. If I said I went down in the Pacific Ocean, I don't think that's good enough. I don't think you're finding me. Hey, come find me. I'm in the Pacific Ocean. Okay, I got you. But now you don't have to search the whole world. Oh, true. Oh, my gosh. Why wouldn't you just say I sunk off the coast of Africa? Because there's so many parts of Africa. The East Coast. You think...

Oh, my gosh. Wait, hold on. I have a question. I have a question. If y'all guys had children, what would your rules be? Like, what would the restrictions be? Restrictions? I'll start with me. I'll start with me. Okay, all right. Sounds like Harper just wanted to answer the question. Yeah, I just really... Harper had a thought pop in her head and just wanted to go. Okay, so I...

I would let them party all night long. Yo? What? Hey, yo. Sounds like Maverick. What? Hey. And then I would let them buy anything they wanted, but not on my card. Okay. Wait. I'm so confused right here. I'm waiting for the part where you're going to have a real rule. No rules. This sounds like no rules. So they can have anybody over to the house, which we're not going to have a house. What? We're going to have a hotel. Oh.

What? We're going to have a hotel that we're going to buy a whole hotel because I... Like a Hilton? Yeah. I'm going to adopt 100, 200 kids. And then I'm going to not have a husband. I can't hold relationships. And then I am going to... You're going to single parent 100 kids? Oh, nice. It sounds like you just want to open an orphanage. No, I...

I want to have a bunch of dogs, actually. I have my life paid off. No monkeys. Don't have a monkey. Don't get a monkey problem. Wait, so do you want kids or dogs? I don't want to have a kid. I hate kids. Then why did you just talk about rules for your kids? I'm so confused. Because dogs and monkeys are basically kids. So you were talking about animals the whole time. So you're going to let your dogs party all night long. Yes.

Gotcha. And let them throw apes off the roof of my hotel. No, one rule I actually have as a kid, or when I have a kid, as a parent, I tell Kay this all the time. I said, and I'm honestly kind of looking forward to punishing them on this. Oh, me too. I'm like, this is such a good punishment. Man.

So I'm going to have a pallet of bricks on one side of the yard. I got this off somewhere. Maybe Joe wrote. I don't know. Somebody talked about this. A pallet of bricks on one side of the yard and another pallet of bricks on the other side of the yard. But this one's going to be empty. So an empty pallet and a full pallet of bricks. Then when they get in trouble, they have to move all the bricks one by one from this pallet to that pallet. He literally talks about this at least once a week.

Like, imagine being, like, imagine they have to, they spend two hours moving all the bricks from that pallet to that pallet. They come inside and they're now off again. And you're like, nope, go move them again. That's... But he, like, he was like, see, the issue is, is that something I would have enjoyed as a kid. Yeah, if my dad was like, go move bricks, I'd be like, yes. I'm like, throw. No. The one thing that's underrated now is that, you know when parents used to say, um, used to say, like, go up to your room when you're in trouble? Now, I love going up to my room. Right? Because I don't want to be in trouble. Yeah.

have a question so you said that you're gonna let your kids or dogs or monkeys buy whatever they want just not on your card very logical statement yeah but so like as far as like the money you make does your mom like control it or like do you have access to it I put it in a savings account right now I haven't made one so it's in my mom's account but like she like keeps track of all that obviously yeah and if I want to treat myself I

um on like a brand deal or something then I'm like okay so I get like a hundred dollars and I can buy something that I want and it's like once a year like not once a year she's been doing TikTok for three months like two times a year three okay maybe like two times a month yeah that's okay you know what I mean but like what do you buy

I buy the whole store of Sephora. Okay, that's so valid though. And Golden Gooses. I've never bought Golden Gooses. The whole store for a hundred bucks? No, I've been in that store. Yeah, no, that's literally, I'm not even kidding. You're getting the tiniest bottle of lip gloss. I found a piece of rubber, one piece of rubber that was $250. Oh yeah, I saw that on TikTok. $250 and it was a piece of rubber about this big. It was,

one of those like electric like face cleaning things yeah so it has meaning to it yeah there's like a purpose wow wait so what's like your favorite what's your favorite thing to buy at sephora though um i really like the brand um what's it called or i like a lot of brands but i really like glossier charlotte tilbury um but i hate charlotte tilbury products i just like the packaging okay well

You just want to buy it for the package? You just buy it because it looks nice? That's not worth it. Those are expensive products for the package. I treat myself, I told you. But, like, I mean, like, I really like the setting spray. Okay. And I like one-size products, like the one-size, you know, from Patrick Cha. And... Wow. Yeah. So you are allowed to, like, when you want to buy something, you're allowed to buy it? Well, my mom kind of is like, no.

No, that's so good though because when people get money at like a young age, they just want to ask. Wait, why are you looking at me? Because Cash started TikTok when he was like 13, 14 years old and he started making money. He made good money, but because he was so young, he didn't know that he actually needed to invest in his money. And our parents had no rules. My parents, they just let us have all the money. They said, it's your money. You can do what you want. Yeah. Which is good. You made it. You can do what you want with it.

And if you're old enough to make it, you're old enough to do it. But I'm not saying that was good or bad. No, yeah. Bad for me. Yeah, he like... No, so it's like... I went to the mall, and I'm not even kidding. Some days I drop like $800 at the mall. Literally just buying like four new pairs of shoes. Yeah. Oh, yeah. It was bad. Just because he like... Like when you're...

He had a shoe addiction. Yeah, when you're like 13. I loved shoes. But when you're like 13 and 14 years old and like you're making money the way you were, like you don't really like have a concept of it almost, which I'm not saying that you don't have a concept of money, but your mom like holding it for you like that is very smart. Like we know other creators who are like under 18 whose parents do that as well because it's like... No, I know creators that are like 25 and they spend every dollar they make. Like they can make as much money as...

in the world and they would spend every dime. You can make stupid money doing social media but so many people blow through it and it's like. The thing is what I use, why I don't blow through it so fast is because I used to poop scoop. Oh God.

So I used to, I used to make up dog poop. This is your old job before you were famous? Harper's Como. Guys, I made $60 a week. This is how you made it out of the hood? Mm-hmm. Okay. Well, yeah. No, but I made $60 a week. Yeah. Like, that's a lot for poop scooping, picking up dog poop. So I did three houses. They paid me $20 each. And it used to be $4, but they were like, no, she's so cute. So I amped it up. How old were you when you started poop scooping? Um.

- I've been doing it since I was seven. I still do it. - You still do it? - Yeah. - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. - I can't be quitting on my customers. - You still do it? - Poop scoop today? - So I made this tiny little job when I was seven years old and I still do it today. - Wow. - Whoa. - I was like seven or six. - Have you at least like upped your prices? - No. They upped it for me. I really like that. I can hear myself.

Wait, I don't want to hear. Can I hear myself? Whoa. Yo. Okay, well. We're having audio. Oh, there we go. We're back. Just kidding. Yeah, but anyways, we're back. So, I really like...

Um, just don't quit on my customers. Yo, you should film a TikTok about your small business. True. That's just why. Because you make like, like, I'm not gonna say how much you make, but you make, you make more than enough where you can quit. You will be comfortable. More than $20 a poop scoop. But poop scooping is fun. Oh, wait. What? Like, I can't be quitting on my customers. They have cute dogs.

No, I mean, it's valid. Are they in your neighborhood? No, it's really not valid. No, listen. At least she didn't just... The second she started making money, at least she didn't just quit. Like, Joe? Joe? Are we going to have a problem? I can't think when it's doing that. Yeah, you hear yourself. No, but it's like so many people would have just quit. And it's like you still are actually working. I got an idea for your poop scoop business. Sell it to one of your friends.

Okay, I'm just gonna stop right here. No, I'm getting wait. Okay. That's a good idea What if I sell the poop that I I poop out? No, wait, what? Your poop Talking about feces, I there's this one girl and

that laid in the bed and she melted to it. She melted to her bed. Oh, I didn't see that. No, it was actually her own feces. No, it was sad, actually. Wait, no. You're not talking about what she's talking about. She said she ate her own feces. No, not me. No, no, no. Listen, there was this girl. This was a super sad story. Wait, yo. Wait. Did you just hear her? What did she say? She said I ate my own feces when I was younger. Wait, Harper. What? I just remember. You were so unhinged. Oh, my gosh. When I was,

You better answer me right now. How long ago is this? A week? No, I'm kidding. No, when I was like... No, no. How long ago was it? Harper, answer the question. There's only one right answer. No, it was...

I'm 14 right now, so seven years ago I was seven, so I was like four years old, so it was like 18 years... That's some weird math you're doing. I'm 14 right now, so seven years ago I was seven, so I was four. No, yeah, so... Sounds like you were seven. When I was four years old, I was wiping and I got poop on my fingers and I thought it was Nutella, so I ate it. Because I...

Oh no. Am I the only one who thinks this is funny? Harper! My mat just broke his chair. I knew this was going to happen. Hold on, stand by. Let me just...

It's broken cash. It's snapped isn't it no office. No. I sound day yesterday. Yeah, I did break it She was like slamming your back into it. That was so funny But anyways back to the man died back to the fleas like turned off behind you - what there's a light Okay, well anyways yeah, I were back I I ate Nutella crackers early I had a new tell sandwich was which I still have for lunch every day for school. How you making those oh

But yeah, I just thought, yeah. So you ate your poop? Yeah. Nice. It's okay. My sister, when she was like four or five, too, she saw goat poop on the ground and she thought it was M&M's. So she ate it. Okay, well, would you rather eat your own poop or would you rather eat goat poop? Your own poop. One time I drank my own pee. I think that's...

Yo. He did too. He drank his own pee. I peed in the cup and I drank it. Why would you do that? Well, no, I didn't just do that. Me and my friends mixed it together. Our own pees together and we drank it.

That's a lie. Leave. I have a photo. No. How old were you? You mixed your pee with your friend's pee and drank it? Yeah. Oh, my God. Harper, how old were you? Harper, how old were you? Okay, this is a little recent. No, it was like four years ago, so not that recent. So you were 10? Yeah. You could not pay me any amount of money. Ariana, you know how old I was, though, so. You were older than 10, it sounds like.

Oh my gosh. Wait, why did you... Okay. What made you want to do that? We were bored and I was like, I don't want to pee in a toilet, so I peed in a cup. And then I was like... So you're just at home. Lemonade. So then I was like...

Harper. I actually don't know what to say right now. I'm like starstruck is what I feel like. No, I'm very clean and hygienic now, so don't mind that. Harper. Okay, but what I don't understand is like one person drinking their pee is like, okay, you're just a little off. Two friends coming together and mixing their urine. No, she peed in one cup, I peed in another one. We combined it, stirred it up, and drank it. Only a sip, and it tasted like popcorn. Oh!

Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. This is actually blowing my mind. That's like a thing on fear factor. Like, I would lose my mind. No, there's no amount of money you could pay me to do that. No, but the thing is, and then the next day in science, I learned that pee has acid in it. It's coming from your kidney. Yeah. And it flushes out all the bad, like, chemicals and all that and all the toxins. And so I was basically drinking acid juice.

Yeah. And toxic stuff. And I was like, uh. Yeah. And then they're like, hopefully none of y'all drank your pee, which I'm not worried about. And I was like, uh. The day before she was drinking her pee. I know. I was like, uh. Yo, when I said he drank pee, he filtered it and made it into like a YouTube video. Not like. Oh, like with a live straw? No. No. Like boiled it. And like filtered it multiple times. Wait, was that real?

No, no. It wasn't? No, we didn't actually drink our pee. You told me it was. No, no. I remember. Didn't you say it was Red Bull? Gross faking videos. In the video, we drank. I don't remember what we drank, but it was disgusting. We almost wanted to throw up because we boiled our pee.

Did we drink it? It was me and Michael. You did not, Mav. We may have sifted. I'm telling you right now, Maverick Baker. We may have sifted. Mav wouldn't drink like... Maverick would not drink his own pee. I remember we peed in it and we tried it. But we also, because we needed more clips, I think we ended up doing something else. No, knowing you, you did not do that. There's no way. It didn't smell funny. It looked normal. It was clear. You wouldn't even drink like pineapple juice, yet alone like actual pee. Yeah, but there was something about me and Michael...

You'd relate to this. Something about when you're with your friend. Something about me and Michael, we were just in the kitchen and we were like, we have to do it. We have to drink our own pee. I got a call, Michael. This was years ago. I can't really remember. Wait, you would do it again today? No, no, for a couple of views. Or like, for like, okay, well, yeah, of course I would do it today for like 500 million views.

What would you not do for views? Yeah, it sounds like you would do absolutely. Kill somebody. That's your line? Yeah. That's your line. I would not kill somebody for views. So don't be canceling me, y'all. But like. Harper, what's your biggest. If you were to get canceled for something, what would you get canceled for? Probably like. That's actually a good question. Let's see. If Harper was like all over TikTok news and it was like, she's canceled.

What would that be for? Because if I do one thing, I don't know. Yeah, you got to be careful. I know what it would be for. What? Some video of her eating feces or something. Yeah, that would probably do it. Actually, probably after this podcast comes out. Would she get canceled for it, though? I haven't ate my feces when I was old. 10 years is old, Harper. No, that was pee. Is pee feces? I think so. No, it's not? It's not. Okay, so if you were going to get canceled today for something, what do you think it would be for?

Probably for like, oh my gosh, can y'all say y'all's first? Because I don't know. Oh my gosh, I don't even know. Oh, I already know what we would get canceled for. What would we get canceled for?

Cash has already been canceled. Oh my gosh. Yeah, cash did get canceled. Yeah. But I think everyone forgot about it. So you don't want to talk about it? So we don't have to talk about it. Well, now people are going to go look up why did cash baker get canceled. Just look up. No, no, just don't look it up. Leave that out. No, but I think I would get canceled for like eating something I shouldn't be eating. Okay, but like...

See, when people get canceled, it's like they did something that upset other people. Or like say something offensive. Yeah. I think I would say something offensive without knowing. Okay, that's the thing about social media, though, is that you have like literally like millions of people watching you. Yeah, no, there's words that I did not know were offensive to people. Yeah. Which I guess that's like every word nowadays. But there's words that I did not know were offensive.

And you accidentally say them or something. I'm trying to think of this one. I can't think of it, but I was like, there's no way that word's actually considered a bad word. It's literally such a... Stupid. No, it's such a... Ever since 2020, everybody just decided they wanted to be woke, and they just decided to cancel everything. It's like a new thing. It's not like people have been getting canceled for 15 years. People decided two or three years ago that we're bored, and we just start canceling people for stuff. Just for funsies. Just for funsies. No, I'm serious. People can...

canceled like i've never actually seen one cancel in my entire life work no it's not been canceled oh no it works no no on who there's no paul didn't work no there's james charles like literally that's the worst thing you that's something that you should one of the worst things you can do and what do you do look at him now okay logan paul you don't know what he did i love logan paul do you know what he did no

Tell. No. Tell. Why'd you say it like that? It's very, I mean, it's not controversial. Everybody and their mother knows that that is not a good thing to do. Yeah. You know that line you drew earlier? He crossed it.

He didn't kill anybody. No, no. Oh, no. He, he had made a YouTube video. He was like in a different country and they went to this forest that was known as like the suicide forest. And people would like actually go there and like kill suicides. But yeah, he even came back from that. Yeah, no, he, but he went out there like filming a YouTube video and they actually saw somebody that had killed themselves. And he like, he filmed it. He like,

put it on camera he blurted out the face but like he still posted the video to youtube and it was up for like dude i the crazy part is i remember watching that video like minutes after it came out like i was watching it and my jaw no i was literally like 12 13 and my jaw was on the floor and i was like i was like 13 14 15 or something and i watched the whole thing didn't think no i was like there's that was the crazy part is i watched it and i was like and i

Yeah, but anyway, so he posted that video and obviously... I guess I probably just thought it was fake. No, I know. That's true. Nobody can defend that. No, yeah. So he got canceled for that. Yeah, but bro made an apology video with tears and then just came back. Yeah, of course he did. No, I know. Canceling people? No, it took him a while. Yeah, but I'm saying you always come back. Who has never came back from being canceled? There's definitely people that have been canceled and haven't came back. There's no one. Jake Ball, he sent a drone over Area 51.

But I don't think that'll get them canceled. No, it's like, I know what you mean. Like, I can't think of it. I know like so many influencers. No, I can't think of them because they got canceled. Yeah, like right now everybody wants to cancel that one girl. What's her name you guys were talking about? Oh, Colleen Ballinger. Yeah. But I have zero idea what's going on with that. But whatever it is, she'll be fine. Like, she'll come back. Everybody has these templates on Snapchat. James Charles came back.

Yeah, no, that's just, like, people, like, cancel to, like, make drama for... You know, and it's, like, sometimes people need to be canceled to, like, be, like, made aware of what they've done is wrong. Like...

I just hope I never get canceled. Not canceled. No, okay, no, listen. There are some things that need to be surfaced and people need to know about so that this person knows, like, oh, shoot, I can't act like that anymore. Yeah. But, like, it's not, like, but it's never going to make the person quit social media where they're never, they're going to lose all their brand deals, they're going to not make money. Like, that's never going to happen in social media because brands are always going to come back to the creators. What would you guys do if you got canceled? Like, what would y'all do for work? Like, if you got canceled and actually worked?

Yeah. It was actually canceled. Yep. Oh, like you actually like no more social media. Oh, easy. Poop scooping. Yeah. Harper's already got her. Harper's going back to her roots. No. Um, 100%.

I'm being a chiropractor. Oh my gosh. I'm so good at popping people's backs. I love chiropractors, bro. Yeah. I love it. Oh, I would definitely. So since I would want to. Did one of you just burp? No way. No, that wasn't me. No. So since I. He's so dramatic. You're so dramatic about everything. The thing is, guys, is he's not doing it for the camera. No, he doesn't. And that's what's sad. Guys, he has jumped out of bed before at night when I burped.

And he's like walked out of the room for a few minutes. My mom doesn't burp. Like my mom doesn't... Do you have OCD or something? Like contamination issues? Because that's me too. Yeah, when people... I do too. Ever since I was little, when people like would burp or something in the front of the car, I thought the wind was moving back towards me. So I had to hold my breath for like two minutes. I have bad OCD. Very bad OCD, which like...

I would have to, like, hold my breath a certain amount of time. Like, it's crazy. Yeah. But, yeah. Anyways. What would you do if you were canceled, Mav? Mav would go be, like, a builder. A what? You would build stuff. Yeah, actually, you're not allowed to answer. I'm going to answer for you. He's 100% being a contractor dude, just working on a house. Yeah, just building. No, welding. I mean, right now, like, if it all went away...

I'm traveling the world like super cheap. No, that's not a job. You're going to run out of money. That's not a job. Don't you think everyone would take that job? I don't think I would run out of money. I think I... No, what would you do for a job? Matt, you don't have social media to post videos on. Job. Yeah.

Bro said I would just travel the world. Yeah, but I would do it like super cheap. Okay. No, but you still have to have some form of income. You would cancel the day. You have zero dollars in your bank account. What are you doing? I would work for Kim Kardashian or somebody like really rich. She's going to go ask for a job. Like show up to Kim Kardashian's front door. I'm like, hey, yo. No, did you hear? Okay, I keep switching. No, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'll talk about that later. Keep going.

Continue. What happened with Kim Kardashian? Oh, so a guy showed up at Kanye's house and was like asking him for a job or something at 4 a.m. Really? Oh, yeah, I did see that. Wait, can we talk about how come A-list celebrities, nobody ever tries to cancel them? They do. Like Kanye? Like Kanye, yeah. Well, Kanye is reasonable. No, I'm saying like,

But for some reason, influencers, whenever they make a mistake and they get canceled, they all film some apology video. An A-list celebrity, if people were like, oh, you said this and this was mean or you did this, they're just like, I don't care. And they go on and they never apologize. And then everybody forgets about it. Yeah. Like, I've never seen an A-list. That's what I'm saying. No, no one. No one in the entire world has ever. It's an influencer thing to make an apology video. You know what's crazy? The only person, like, they even tried to cancel Donald Trump. Deleted his Twitter. Of course. And he's back on Twitter. Yeah. He is back on Twitter. That's wild. He makes me mad. Yeah.

I know. I'm not trying to star anything, but I'm literally 14. What can I do? Okay. So I think he looks, he's just so orange and his hair is so white and it just makes me really want to cry myself to sleep every night. So that's his tan.

Okay, so Harvard does not like Donald Trump's tan. That's what we learned. He needs to go to Sephora. Yeah. Yes. Yes. He needs to get color match big time. Oh, gosh. Yeah. But. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. No one has ever, ever, ever been canceled. No, I know. Like, people, like, I don't know. People, like, trying to, like, getting canceled is, like, you know, I think it's fake.

Such a scam. Just to cause... I told y'all. It's literally just to make issues just because people get bored. Yeah. And they're just like, well, who can we complain about today? I'm convinced that 99% of America's issues is because America has no issues. Compared to third world countries. Almost got canceled.

Kate almost got canceled. For what? The, she, or not really. She, there was somebody trying to cancel Kate. Yeah. On Instagram. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Do you want to talk about it? Talk about it. Am I allowed to? I mean, it wasn't really canceled. I guess. I mean, it's just a short little story time. So, a couple, back on Easter, Cash Maverick and I had gone down to Houston to visit somebody in the hospital. And,

and just doing nice work we missed out on one of our fans someone in the hospital okay i was so i loved doing that that was like my favorite thing we've ever done it was awesome it was like the coolest experience one of our fans got in a really bad accident so we went down there to visit i'm saying we're doing something nice no i know i followed up by something else nice yeah and then it's a problem so we're in houston visiting this super sweet girl had the most i loved her she was literally i love her it was such an amazing experience um

So we're driving back to Dallas and cash is driving. I'm sleeping in the passenger seat. Mavis sleeping and cash is like, yo, and he pulls over right as I was driving this car, like just went off the road.

And I was like, I could tell it literally just happened. The girl was like... It was like total. No, not like total. The girl was like... I mean, I guess the car was total. But total sounds so bad. It was a bad accident. It was a bad accident, but not like... Anyway, so the girl's opening the car door. And I can tell it just happened. So I pulled over.

And I go like help her or whatever. And then I call the cops and I wait there for like 30 minutes until the cops get there. Yeah. And then that was pretty much it. And I also took a picture of the car when I was there. Oh, and then the girl, which because we take Snapchats of everything. I take Snapchats of everything in my entire life. All day, every day. We are taking pictures of stuff because we're content creators. I posted on Snap, whatever, blah, blah, blah.

Moved on. We had that picture in our camera roll. It was in Kate's camera roll. She was filming a TikTok and the thing was like, I can't drive. She puts the picture up there of the car. Can we put the TikTok up? I mean, it's so long. I haven't deleted it. Maybe for copyright reasons. I don't know. We'll put it up maybe with a different audio. She films the video

And, like, it obviously wasn't our car. Like, it was just a random car. But we literally would have got a picture off Google. We've done that before. I've done that. I've posted videos before, like, oh, I can't drive, and just use, like, random pictures of, like... Yeah, like, for YouTube. I, like, have Googled. We've done it on YouTube. Just to create, like, a funny video. Yeah, for, like, a YouTube thumbnail meme I did at one time. It's supposed to be, like, relatable content, and, like, people...

It's not just us. Every single influencer, every content creator has done something like that. Yeah. Well, I use photos of every single thing that I didn't take. It's like... That's just like... That's what we do. But anyways, the girl got mad because we used a photo of her car. Yeah. And I think... And she was saying that like we... Okay. I think the confusion came in though because I'd used a picture of this girl's car and she was like...

oh, but you want sympathy for a car crash you weren't in, which, like, that's not the case. What had happened was I was like, oh, I'm going to make a funny TikTok, and I used a picture of a car. Like, I didn't need sympathy for anything. Anyways, it wasn't about sympathy or anything. We were literally just making a funny video, and she got mad that we used her car for our picture. Was this recent? Yeah, this was, like, two weeks ago. Which is just crazy to me that, like,

Like it even like the girl even saw like that's her car. No, that was wild. Like the odds of that happening. She didn't know who I was when I pulled over to help her. Yeah. So she had made a video. She had DM'd us very rudely. Okay, no, don't talk about all that. But anyways, she made a video of,

And she like was pretty much saying, we're trash people. And I was like, I was the only one that stopped to help you on the side of the road. The only person. There are hundreds. Hundreds of cars. I'm the only one that stopped to help you. But anyways,

Yeah. She made the video and then it got like 60,000 views or something. Everyone was hating on us and then I was just like, okay. But yeah, I guess that was kind of almost not really canceled. That wasn't me getting canceled. That was just like... I don't know. Maybe it is weird using somebody else's photo. I just never have thought about it. But like every thumbnail ever is like not the photo that...

person actually took yeah so like i don't know i didn't think it was that weird but it might be yeah and it's like i watched the video i thought it was a little weird maybe but i was like i can okay but what did i can see as a content creator like you're just doing it i'm trying to make a funny would it have been weird though like if we googled one and took one off google um

No, it wouldn't have been weird. Yeah, no one would have. And that's like, I don't know. That's the thing is I personally didn't think twice about it because I would have gone on to Google and gotten a picture. I just happened to have that one. And she's not in the photo. There was no license plate in the photo. It's like nobody knew. I literally just, or she literally just needed a picture of a wrecked car. Yeah. And it was like, I don't know. So you can't tell whose car it is. Yeah. So then, I mean, after that, like, obviously, like I had a couple hundred comments of people talking about how horrible we are and stuff.

and it was just like well that's unfortunate for using the photo i didn't know people were commenting that oh dude i had i had one girl that was like you're a horrible person no i had one girl that said f you you're a horrible effing person you need to die in a car accident i was like wait car that's ironic but uh no she was like i hope you get an actual car accident and die i was like we're using a photo we're using a picture and it's some random person which is yeah this was just somebody else's

or whatever for content. I'm like, you know how many people use other people's face for content? No, yeah. Imagine how many people used all of our faces for content. And it's like, and we had related it. This was the same week that the submarine was happening. Everybody was posting about the sub, the submarine that had went missing and stuff. And it was like, nobody's getting mad at like news reporters, all these other TikTokers posting videos about the sub because it's content. You know, like something happened and people are just posting videos about it. People were making jokes about it too. And I'm like,

The jokes on the sub were horrible. The jokes were actually like made me sick to my stomach. I was like, this is not funny. And so many people were joking about it. Somebody commented on my TikTok. They said, you're literally so breathless. Almost as breathless as a submarine. I was like, oh. No, that's not funny. I was like, there's. But yeah. So that was like, I don't know. I honestly. I mean. I moved. I was just like, you know what? It's okay, Kate.

We all make mistakes. We all make mistakes, Kate. Just say you're sorry. I'm sorry. Come on. I'm sorry for anything I've ever done. I don't know. It's like people make up things. I'm like, okay. Joe, I'm going to have to put you in a room or something. Wait, was that funny? Did I miss something? What was so funny? I said, it's okay. We all make mistakes.

Oh my gosh. Cut that out. No kidding. Sorry. Yeah. Anyways. Whoever that girl is, I love you. I'm very... No, I'm sorry if you got upset. I want to say something.

People need to learn how to take jokes. Like a joke. For real. You're being... It's a joke. Yeah. Like that's what it is. And people are like, how dare you say that? I know. That's what I'm talking about. I'm glad the girl was okay in the car accident. No, I know. And here's the thing. If she was hurt, I wouldn't have made that joke. Yeah, exactly. If she was hurt, I wouldn't have made that joke. Wouldn't have made a joke. I think she just was like bruised a little bit. Yeah, I think it is. And it's obviously like getting in a car accident is like terrible. It makes me scared. I got in a car accident yesterday. Yeah. Literally yesterday. Yeah. No, it's...

scary and like make a joke about it i don't care hers like it you know i know it's scary like driving off a road and hitting a guardrail like that's terrifying and it's like honestly like thank the lord that she was okay because it could have been like actually really bad oh yeah but it's like thankfully she was okay she walked away nobody else was hurt like so now it's time to make the jokes no but yeah so that's like i don't know i think i just need i mean what do y'all think do y'all think that me using a picture was weird no i don't know thanks i don't know leave a comment guys i

I feel like it's going to be kind of, I feel like it's going to be kind of somewhere in between. Like, am I wrong? And do I, should I take the video down or is it just other people? I'll say this. I think people are going to be like, um, yeah, maybe it's a little weird, but I think people are going to be like, it's not that big a deal. Like people are literally going to forget about this in two weeks.

Like, people have already stopped commenting. It's just not, like, a big deal. It was, like, people have already stopped commenting on my video, so it's, like, eh. Yeah. It's, like, that's how canceling works. Somebody cancels. Like, if I saw somebody do that with my car, I'd just be, like, oh. Yeah. That's kind of weird. And I might comment and be, like, hey, yo, that's my car. Yeah. Or that'd be, like, it. No, I don't know. I wouldn't be mad. I'm telling y'all, that's, like, it all goes back to people wanting to just be woke since, like, 2020. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. And...

This is what I think. I think in America, nobody... This is so controversial. Not nobody, but like... Yeah, I know. Like, we don't really have big problems here, like, as like a society versus like 90% of the world and like the rest of history. Yeah. Like, we all live so like... Luxurious. Like, even if you're poor in America, like, you're rich in other countries. Yeah. So it's like... I think it's just like everyone is just kind of like...

Like, even poor people have, like, AC here. Yeah. Like, in other countries, it's, like, rich people that have AC. Yeah. No, and it's, like... And it's just, like, so vice versa. So I'm, like... I don't... I think in America, everyone just doesn't really have huge problems. So, like, we don't have stuff to really focus on. So we find other things to focus on. Is that...

I think that's a little bit of a controversial statement because there are families in America that are growing. And I know that there are people here that like don't know when their next meal is going to be. And I know that there are kids here who have parents that are drug addicts. And these kids are actually. I'm just talking as like a majority. I don't know when my next meal is going to be, man. I'm hungry. No, I'm serious. So like America has issues, but it's like so many, it's always middle class people that are like,

making like issues like oh we need to cancel this person and stuff like that exactly it's like it's always like middle class to higher class people it's like and it's like these people need to actually go to like a third world country and see how they live like

Like there's people dying in North Korea and then we're worried about what... Yo, North Korea is a crazy one. Oh, that's a terrifying one. That's a crazy one. I've watched so many YouTube videos at 2 a.m. about North Korea, bro. Yeah, that place is scary. Bro, when I went to Colombia, it was the same kind of thing. Like I didn't want to leave almost. Yeah. Like I wanted to leave.

Because I miss my life here, my friends. You miss your luxury lifestyle in a giant house with a nice car and AC and water and food whenever you want. I really did. But, I mean, when I was there, no hot water. Um...

I mean, it was, which is fine. You know, cold showers are a vibe. I didn't eat hardly anything. I ate at the bakery bread every day and that's pretty much it. I really like bread. There was one place that had like a burger and I got like two and I was there nine days. Yeah. Eating three times a day is like such like a modern thing. There was days where I literally like all I ate was a piece of bread and like some, maybe some candy. For a lot of history, people ate like once a day, maybe every other day. No, and that's like,

I don't know. Like, when Mav went there, like, people were... Like, the houses people lived in were trash. Oh. Like, people built houses out of literal trash to try to protect themselves from, like, rain and stuff like that. I mean, yeah. It was very third world. But...

And what was crazy is we're down there and we're like, oh man, I think while we were down there, we ended up being able to build five houses, me and Zach. Yeah. That's what's up. And it was just me and Zach. We went down there and we're like, let's just go down there and try to raise money. Just y'all made five houses? Yeah, we just hired people to build them. Oh, okay. But when we were down there- Told you he'd be a construction worker. But what was crazy was the houses that we built here is like-

Like no one would live in that. Oh, it's literally like a brick. It's like a homemade shed in your backyard. Yeah. Like we got concrete floors everywhere.

brick walls and it'd be like a one or two bedroom. Like no drywall. In a bathroom. No heat and air. And it's like you give these people these houses and it's like their lives are changed forever because of that. Like they have no running water, right? No, they have running water. They do? Surprisingly, yeah. Wow. They do have running water but a lot of them didn't have bathrooms or they... I mean it was... Or dirt floors. Like this one family, they had a baby and their floors were just like mud. Yeah. Yeah.

And there's nowhere to set the baby down. So the baby is just permanently pretty much held. That's crazy. It can't get on the ground. And the baby was sick. It had the flu. You just like

And they didn't have money for medicine. When you go to like Mexico or something where like just like another country that's not America and you like maybe even just give these people like 50, $100, like they will break down in tears. Yeah, you know the average income in the world like as a world, the average income in the world is I'm pretty sure it's $2 a day. Yeah, and-

$2 a day. That's why I say I think that people in America, people are always like, oh, influencers and celebrities are so out of touch with reality. And it's like a lot of them are. But it's like America, so many people in America as a whole. I think America as a whole is out of touch with reality. It's like heartbreaking to go see these. And it's like the friend we have on TikTok, Aaron, if you just go watch it, if you think that you have it bad in America. Go watch Murph's life on TikTok or YouTube.

It's crazy. Yeah, like, I'm not saying that, like, people in America have issues, but it's like, if you're ever like, oh, my life sucks here in America, like, go watch those videos and you'll see how the rest of the world lives. One of my biggest pet peeves is when people, like, we're at a restaurant and one of my, whoever I'm at the restaurant with is like,

ruining the whole meal because like their food was cold or like they found something or the waiters taking too long to fill their water or their chips and queso and I'm like bruh and they like let it ruin their meal and it's like do you realize that we're sitting at a restaurant being served this like literally a feast like we can just order literally a meal that like those people haven't had in their entire lives yeah we have to like think about that like everybody watching this like

Think about, like, anytime you get something that you hate or, like, a present that you're like, oh, dang it, I hate this so much. Like, people in different states and countries would be, like, so happy about that. Yeah. No, it's like, it's like, like, comparison really is, like, the thief of joy and stuff. And it's like, if you're, like, comparing your life to other people in America, like, if you're looking at your favorite influencer and you're like, oh, I can't believe she can just travel when she wants. It's like...

People in a third world country are looking at your life, are looking at you living in a house and having meals on the table every night. Having a job. Yeah, like even having a job. Yeah, like my parents just picked up. Or having a family. Yeah. My parents just picked up someone that was hiking on the side of the road. Don't recommend it, but don't do that. But my parents was picking this guy up and he's my age. He's like 20. And he just walked across four countries to come here.

to find a job. Yeah. Like, and it's like when, when you were three months of just walking. Yeah. Just to find a job. And like, and we're like, and then people here are like, I can't find a job. Yeah. I can't find a job, dude. Like, and don't get me wrong. I know it's hard to find a job here, but like this guy's walking three months. Yeah. Yeah. I quit just cause like my manager was a jerk, bro. Like,

- No, and it's like when you were down in Mizunte, you guys, there is a husband who was about to, he had a pregnant wife and he was about to leave his wife.

Oh, yeah, that guy. Yeah, he was about to leave his wife to walk all the way. His pregnant wife, he was going to leave her to walk all the way from Canada from the bottom of Mexico to go find work. He was going to leave Mexico to go to Canada. Yeah. Like all the way to the United States. I can't imagine walking that. Yeah, we were down at like the bottom of Mexico too. So this guy was planning on walking all the way from Mexico to Canada. To send money back to his wife. And never see his baby. That same day I ordered like this big plate of nachos and it was like huge. It was like this big.

And I was like, I ate like maybe not even half. I was like, I'm done with this. And I was going to throw it away. And I was like, wait, hold up.

That's just what we do in America. I was like, wait a minute. And then our taxi driver, this guy that was helping us as a translator, I was like, do you want this? And he's like, oh, yeah. Let me take it home to my kids. They haven't ate today. I was like, oh, dang. And it's like he didn't even eat. He hadn't ate today. Yeah, he hadn't. But he was letting his kids eat first. Yeah. I was like, oh, dang. And then he ran home and I was like, I was about to just literally throw that in the trash. That's just what we do in America. We're so comfortable eating.

And like we don't. So it's like, yeah, that's I guess that's my thing is that like if you're just like sitting at home watching this like and you think other people are out of touch with reality and stuff like maybe take a step back and think about your life. Yeah. Because it's like we truly are like so blessed, like even in America here in America. And it's just crazy, too, because like over there in like a short time and with a small amount of money.

you can make people's quality of life so much better. In one week in America, what I do here is I go dancing, I work a little. You go out, you get some lunch. Yeah, I go to church a couple times a week. It's like, what do I want to do? Yeah, it's so like... Over there, in like nine days, we got five houses built for families. Yeah, and it's like their lives have changed forever. And it was way cheaper than building houses here. Yeah. Oh, yeah, well. You know what I mean? And it's like...

That's just... Yeah. And this isn't like to make people feel bad. And not just even that. Like it's not to make you like sad and to feel bad. It's just like to like literally like make you aware of the world outside of America. We also got to share the gospel with a lot of people that had never heard it. Yeah. That are literally... They didn't have phones. Yeah.

they'd heard like about this jesus guy maybe but they didn't know anything about it yeah yeah that's crazy thing about like even like yeah they'll know like the basic concepts but like even just the power to like youtube stuff and like learn stuff just look something like literally anything just to learn anything like they can't even like just learning yeah yeah like that's why they're all like building schools and we're like building schools really like yeah wow but like you can't even learn stuff yeah yes which is why and that's one thing that's

I thought it was really like Mizunte. We didn't really get to do that much. But when I was with Zach down there, we got to like, like helping people find salvation is like way more important than building a house. And we got to share the gospel with a lot of people. Yeah. And that was like, yeah. Cause like at the end of the day, like this world is temporary. Yeah. Like we're here for like 60, 70, 80 years and then eternity somewhere else. Yeah. Yes. How much time are we at?

40. 40? Oh, okay. All right, guys. We'll probably wrap this one up here because we got some more stuff we have to do today. But thank you guys so much for watching this episode of the podcast. And we'll see you guys next time. If you want to watch any of our other podcasts, click right here. Peace.