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All right, guys. Maverick really wants to show you guys his mullet photo. No, we were just talking about it. He's been looking for it for the past five minutes, and he still can't find it. Maybe he feels like he low-key looks sexy with a mullet. Yeah, unfortunately good with a mullet. No, I know I have to get a haircut since Harper messed up my hair. But we're trying to get him to cut it. I kind of like it long. The direction he's going is mullety. It's fine if he didn't have to film. Harper, you want to see me with short hair first? He never wants to take his hat off.

- Wait, let me see, let me see. - Throwback's when Maverick permed his hair. - Let me see, let me see. - Permed? - Oh, that's short hair. That's crazy. - And he had blonde hair and that was it. - Yeah, he like permed his blonde hair. - I saved it, I'm going to, relax. Hey, calm down, buddy. - He's telling me to relax, calm down. Look at it, you're now supposed to start the timer.

I did start the timer. Is that how we started? Bro, I did start the timer because Mal doesn't do- Mal gets hyper focused on one thing and he can't know anything else around him. Not true. Did the B.I. shop as a bullet? Yes. Just like today. I love my mullet. Look, I will start the timer. Boom. But maybe you should put it up. Since I have to do Maverick's job for him. Put it up on the time a little bit. Everybody just relax, please. No, this is just going to be one of those days that we all get mad at each other. I can just feel it in my toes. Tonight's music.

No, stop singing. I always tell you guys this. No one's seen. I think people enjoy listening back to the episodes. That's a lot coming from you, big boy. What? Big boy. I listen back to the episodes and it's just random singing and I'm just like, what the? He was in the shower this morning. You know that song that's like, well, I didn't have money for a Broadway show, but the tickets are, you know that?

Really? Cody Johnson? Really? No, no, no. He wasn't singing that though. He's singing that melody with completely different lyrics. He's making up his song. Well, baby, I just can't get you off my mind and I really would rather just die. What? She's in the shower saying that. First of all, those are not the lyrics at all. What Kate is trying to say is I was singing

different words to the song, whatever song she says I was singing. Can you not do that? I was singing the melody of that song, but making up my own words, and it made her mad, man. Let me tell you. Wait, what do you mean can't you do that? I'm taking a shower. She walks in the bathroom. She goes, why are you doing that? I'm like...

She's like, those aren't the words. I was like, okay, I'm just vibing in the shower. I'm not kidding. Five minutes before this podcast, I'm in my room just changing shirts and I'm just singing and Kenzie walks in and she goes, why are you screaming? Why are you screaming right now? Alex thought you were screaming.

I kept my mouth shut for I'm not even joking 15 minutes and the thing is is he kept repeating the same line over and over and over and over I bet Cash you were that little boy in the shower growing up who sang like all the ingredients on the shampoo bottle I was that little boy in the shower that put a towel

or his foot over the drain hole, poured a bunch of soap down there and let it fill up and then you could play in it. And I still do that to this day. I did it last week. You put your foot over the drain hole and you didn't have a stopper? No, you put a foot over it and you watch the shower fill up until it's about to overflow and then you let it all go. That is a big waste of water. You watch it make a whirlpool. Wait, I'm sorry. I had a bathtub. I'm sorry. What? I'm sorry.

Are you guys okay? See that's see I know that's normal to you guys cuz you grew up with that grew up with that What do you mean a foot? You mean what are you saying?

You know, like, how- I have a combined one. Yeah. Oh, you're saying your shower is a bathtub? Yeah. Well, we turned ours to a bathtub with our foot. I've never heard of anybody doing that. That's why I did it. If I would've had a bathtub, I wouldn't have had to clock it with my foot. I've never heard of anyone doing that. Also, Kate wakes up this morning, and speaking of it, nagging about me singing in the shower, which I have no clue why that even involved her. Why is it a Tat-Kate day? Because-

You would just... This morning. And she wakes up. She sounds like a chainsaw. She wakes up. And all you guys know, even all the audience, everyone knows I do not want dogs. I don't like to take care of dogs. Oh, you love honey. That's why I don't want one. No, that is not a lie. He was looking up baby cocker spaniels to replace honey one day. He wants a dog. No, but he likes dogs. He walks in, he's like, I like dogs. Like when I'm at the Harper's house and sell Estes, I'm like, oh, come here, Estes. I mean, that dog is like a rat dog. It's like, ah.

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I don't want one. I do not want to take care of a dog. I do not want it at all. Kate was like, if you get me a dog, you will never have to do anything. I will clean up after it, feed it, everything, walk it. You don't got to do anything, nothing, nothing, nothing. So I got her dog this morning. She lets the dog out. We wake up too. And I'm like, what's going on? And Honey's just like tapping her cage, wanting out. And Kate's like, oh, she wants to use the bathroom. So Kate gets up to let her outside to use the bathroom. And Kate's like, Honey!

No, honey, no! No, honey, no! She screams it so loud. Kate gets so dramatic. We're so dramatic. Like, Stella is about to eat Honey's food or something. Like, you would swear. Honey's dying. Stella's about to eat Kate's pizza on the counter or something. Like, it's, please, no! Because we don't listen. Ladies, we're all just sitting there, like, on our phones or something, and then all of a sudden you hear, and it's like, what happened? And it's like, she was licking the floor. I know.

What? No, it's because Honey can't eat Stella's food because she freaking dies when she does. What do you mean? She gets fat. She gets fat. She gets fat. Several people have told Kate that Honey has gained some weight and so now she's self-conscious. People on the internet? No, my family. My family keeps telling me she's looking bigger. What do you mean she's looking bigger? Yeah, but wait. I got to get back to my story because Kate's yelling at Honey, right?

And then she has to go clean up her pee because Honey couldn't hold it from her cage to the door. So she peed all over the floor. Oh. And then Katie Ellen. No, no, no. Daughter like mother. No, she could hold it. That's the thing. Is I was right behind her and I was about to open the door and she just pees on the floor. I'm right there.

The door's right there. She knows to go outside, but she still just peed on the floor. And I'm still in bed, and I just hear all this yelling going on, honey. And I'm just like, doesn't bother me because Kate told me I will never have to clean up. And then Kate comes in there, and she's like all mad. And I was like, that's why I don't like dogs. That just made her more mad. I was like, that's why I don't like dogs. And she goes, well, it's your fault. I was like, what? Do you think you're full of talent? And she goes, yeah, because you should have helped me clean it up. What the hell?

And then- Do you want to apologize, Kate? No. Okay. Not really. Well. Oh. And she hasn't let that go all morning. No. I just thought I'd air out our drama because even in the shower, she was still mad at me because I didn't help her clean up Honey's pee when I wasn't even out there. I don't care what you told me. Is that why she was mad when she sat down? Probably. I was not mad when I sat down. Did you feel anger from her? I felt it in the aura, for sure. Shut up. Well, okay. Your aura was just very anger. To stop with the anger and ask, do you guys think you have talent? No.

Because try to sing. No, we just said we're not. No, no, no, no, no. We're not singing. It's a fun game. It's a fun game. I promise you. It's a fun game. It'll take two minutes. Maybe even one. So basically, try to sing Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star words to the national anthem. You told us to do this once. No, I didn't. Yes, you did.

Are you sick? I need to hear the national. Okay, hold on. Wait, I need to hear the total. No, that's not how it starts. No, it goes, it goes. I can't, wait, I can't think when you're talking like that. But dude, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, so um,

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- Twinkle, twinkle, twinkle star. - You know I can do a sign language. - Wait, so you're singing Twinkle Little Star to the national anthem? - Wait, what's that other song? I don't know, you stand up and you're like. - I Pledge of Allegiance? - Oh yeah, that one. That's a bigger tune. - That's just a song, that's just a pledge. - What's that other song? - There's two of them, I always forget that. - That's a poem.

That's not a poem. That's a song. It's a pledge, actually. I pledge allegiance to the flag. Actually, it might not be a song. That isn't really a vibe. It's a pledge. You know, what's your Oklahoma State pledge? That's pretty culty of us. Just, I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America. No, we have the stand up

in school every day and say it at 11.36. Swear. Every day you have to say it at school. At 11.36? I thought it was just like a kindergarten thing. No, in Texas, you say the Texas. We always do it the first thing in the morning. No, yeah, we do it in the middle of the middle of second period. We go, I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the Republic for which it stands, one nation under God, one and invisible, with liberty and justice for all. And then we have to say, in Briar Hill, or, well...

Did you say it again? Did you say it wrong? No. In my middle school, we had to say, I honor the Texas flag. We had to say, I honor Briar Hill or something like that. What? And we had to say this whole pledge for Briar Hill. I know, wait, you catch me pledging to my school. I know, none of us said it. You mean like your school song? No, no. It started in eighth grade. We all had to say. Like pledge to be a good student, pretty much? Yeah, basically. So we had to promise to be a good student. What the heck? Wait, do you have a high school song?

No, but we have- What? You guys have high school songs? Oh, yes. Marcus- Actually, people know. I think everybody knows. Marcus Marauders, we are the best. Marcus Marauders, above all the red and silver. Oh, see, yours is kind of upbeat. Non-weird Marcus Marauders. What is yours? Sad? It's kind of like slow and like- What? Hail Livingston High.

It's better because it midway through it's like but it's cool. What? Like crush their skull

She is repping Livingston High so hard right now. Wait, what did you say seriously? School we love. What? That is not a... Can you say that again? School we love. No, no, no. We hold our L's and we say, school we love. That is a down bad school song. That is down bad. School we love. Did Henrietta have... Henrietta? Alex, did we?

You don't know? You don't know your school song? We used to, instead of being the Henrietta Knights, we were the Henrietta Hintz. But we had to change it. Oh, that is so embarrassing. We had to change it because everywhere we went, we just got egged. Yeah. They changed it to the Henrietta Knights because they kept getting egged. Ours are Marcus Marauders. Do y'all know what a marauder is? Yeah. Isn't it like an evangelist? It's like a mercenary. No, it's a quite literal kidnapper from the 80s. Oh. I don't think so. Not really a kidnapper. The other type of kidnapper.

You trying to remember our school song? Marauders are on the ocean, aren't they? No. I thought I'm a marauder. Mine is so deep down. You're like that person they think they're a what? Why is mine so long? You were talking about. Mine is long too. It's just so deep in my brain because in a smaller town, you have everyone in the town is the same mascot and they go to the same high school. A band of English marauders. Yeah, so you learn it from like birth till you graduate. No, a marauder. It was something like that. You said that guy thinks he's a marauder.

A martyr. A martyr. No, I didn't say that. What's a martyr? A martyr is someone that dies for their faith. A marauder is a person or animal that goes from one place to another looking for people to kill or things to steal or destroy. Okay, that's crazy. So that's our mascot. A marauder? Marauder. At least you're not the devils. We used to play this team that were the devils. And since we were playing the girls, we played the devilettes.

Oh, I found it. That's kind of crazy. Kate had to look up their school song. What the heck? I used to have to sing it every time, too. And you forgot all of it? After every softball game, we had to get on the bus and put on... You had to sing it every time and you don't know it? Yeah, I forgot it. What the... I'm not... I'm not Geyer in my blood, apparently. Do y'all not do it after every single game? Like, the sports team, whichever sport it is, they line up and then the fans all do it and you're, like, facing each other and, like, whatever you're... They might have, but I don't... Oh, I found the Henrietta one, too. I think I would tell them, like, two football games, I feel like.

Oh, what just happened to our camera guy? I don't really know the melody of the song. You just called. Nobody wants to recognize that?

Please let the audio be in the background. I don't really know the melody, so I don't really know how to sing it. But he goes, oh, when those fighting nights all fall in line, we're going to win this game another time. We're going to cheer our team and yell and yell. Was that the losing alma mater? Y'all didn't win enough. You want to have a loser one? For the dear of HHS, we'll yell and yell and yell.

And then we fight, we fight, we fight, we fight for every score. The black and gold on high forevermore. And those nights will win. This game for sure. Fight, fight, fight. For dear old HHS. Mine's like go, fight, win. Go, fight, win. Marcus. That's good. That's nice and short. Wait, it was like we stuck our hand out the window and we had to wave our wildcat in the air on the bus when we pulled back into the school parking lot.

That's definitely copyrighted. Okay. Wait, I remember that! Wait, will that get copyrighted? That's like the fight song for every school. Why do I remember that song? Wait, is that every school? Wait, why does that sound like, Oh, when the saints come marching? Wait, wait. I think that's like every school has that. Guys, are we not going to talk about what happened to our cameraman? He caught the belong. Yeah, I said, I said, I literally said, Oh, there's fighting nights. He goes. That sounds like literally it was a losing alma mater because y'all were like, what's it called?

We'll get them next time. Wait, does it say that? Hey, guess what? Guess what Stella ate last night? Wait, we still got to hear Kate sing. Stop. No, just stop. Why do you do this? You're like, let's bring up every single issue in our lives. And we'll say it to the world. Oh, no. She ate Kinsey's underwear again, didn't she? Listen, so we're laying in bed. That's what my dog does. We're laying in bed, and Kinsey's got some secret talent. She doesn't wake up to anything. Anything. But Stella just goes like,

And Kinsey instantly jumps up out of bed. She's like, I resurrect from the death. I do not scream ever. She doesn't say anything. That was a crazy way. I'm imagining Kinsey just waking up. Pretty much. She doesn't say anything, but she jumps like that. I do. I definitely don't. I go just like this. Can you hold this? Thank you. I'm like this. And Stella goes, and I go.

What the hell? Why do you run like a cyclops? Yeah, why are you moving like a robot? No, I'm laying in bed. Stop it, stop it, don't, Stella. I'm happily asleep right now, having great dreams. And then all of a sudden, I wake up and she's freaking out. So it's like, oh no, what's going on? And then she just grabs Stella and takes off running. I'm like, is someone coming to kill us?

I had to say grab Stella before she grabs you. Grab Stella. Takes off running to the restroom and just chunks Stella into the bathtub. And I just hear, What's going on? Stella's got to be fighting back at that. No, Stella never fights back when she's about to throw up. She's like, oh, Kinsey's going to come get me and take me to a safe spot where I'm not in trouble. Because she gets in trouble if it's on the carpet. So she's just like, please, please take me to where I need to be. Huh?

At this point, I'm sitting up. I'm like, what is happening again? Why is this happening again? The dog's thrown up in the bathtub. I'm like, why? I come back. I'm like, what did she eat? Actually, I didn't tell you this. You were frustrating me this morning. What do you mean? It sounds like we had the exact same morning this morning. Our dogs are being menacing and it's our fault. What do you mean? That is your dog, your situation. Because it was like 3am.

and I can't remember exactly what you were saying. Oh, was it 5.30? Yep. Oh, okay, whatever. Anyways, it was early. It was an important piece of information. And I go into the bathroom with Stella, and I'm trying to take care of her, and you're like saying something to me through the doorway from the dark bedroom where you're asleep on the nice cozy bed, and you were like, did you clean that up? I can't believe she would do that. And you're like, you were like,

oh, I'm sure she ate some underwear again, didn't she, Kenzie? And just talking bad about her. And I was like, shut up, shut up. And so I didn't respond to you. That's the same thing I did to Kate. I was like, yeah, Kate, that's why I don't want a dog. And I'm just laying in bed like, yeah, that's what I told you. And then,

I just ignore every single bit of what you were saying. So I assume that you just thought I didn't hear you, but I heard every single word. And then I walk back into the bedroom and you're like, yeah, it was underwear, huh? Just get back in bed. I have a story. My mom, I forgot that she's on my photo dump.

and that's not good and like i don't post bad things my photo dump but like being with the opposite wait what's a photo wait what's a photo dump it's like a photo dump like like a snapchat where she just posts random pictures like kate's always kate and kathy are my photo dump in my private story but like oh um not you guys anyways uh well basically um so my mom's my photo dump and just being with the opposite gender is just very awkward you know yeah what do you mean like i just

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I can't do that. So she- We're the opposite gender. Okay, yeah, but my age. And guys that I could possibly have a crush on. Yeah. And so I was like, um, like, she was like, she was like, who are these people? And I was like, my friends. She was like, what were you doing last night? I was like, mom, Sarah, nothing, nothing, mom. And then, yeah. I relate to that. When I was hanging out with girls-

I literally felt like I was being evil just for like, you were, I'm just their friend. It's like you're around them and it's just like, you feel guilty. You're like, I'm not supposed to talk to these people. I'm not supposed to like you. Well, I don't, I didn't like any of them. It's just like, it's just awkward. Like when your mom sees that and I didn't even tell her what, like, because you're hiding and you're kind of getting caught. Oh,

Yeah, you feel guilty. Yes, but also it's like... It's stupid because you got caught? No, I didn't get caught because she wouldn't care. But it's like when guys come over to my house, I'm always like, Mom, she's like, keep doors open. Like, what do you think I'm going to do? Like, do you think I'm seriously... Like, come on now. Come on now. I don't know. What if y'all try to color? Color?

Like coloring books or something? I don't know. What are they going to do? Yeah. What? Dude, sometimes Mav's jokes make me want to punch him, man. What? I mean, like that was, that was just. Well, there's a second half to the joke. Me and Mav decided this morning on the way to church that we're going to build a jungle gym upstairs in our house. Imagine as a kid, you have monkey bars on your ceiling in your hallway. Oh my gosh, I would love that. For me, y'all would make it for me?

Yeah, I think monkey bars all over the house. All over the house? Well, wait, wait, we compromised and we said upstairs. I don't care what happens upstairs. All over the upstairs. I would have loved that as a kid. Dude, your kid would be shredded low-key. By the time he's like seven, he'd just be jacked from doing monkey bars. Hey, Kate, can we hear your high school song now? Sure. What? This is such an off day. Geyer High School, hey, you too.

We pledge our love and loyalty. And ever in our future, bright as the day. I'll do it with all my life. For we are family. Strong and true. For work to shine. We can tell where we all true. For all the glass in all our years. What was the hand thing? Do you usually say, huh, at the end? Or were you just out of breath? No, I was out of breath. OK. I feel like that would be a school thing. What was it? This is supposed to be, I think, the claw. No, it's my wildcat. See, it's a WC.

Definitely not doing that you were like That's what the guy cheerleaders doing the air on Instagram they're like yeah, that's actually pretty cool. Yeah, wait. Why do you guys? Oh? Oh for Marcus I want to do this like a little M. What do y'all do uh? Nothing really I'll just wave your hands over this

Oh. I mean, if y'all were up there, that'd look kind of weird. Yeah, we did like this. She got a nana whip. Hey, hey. Yeah, we were up there like this. Go, Marcus. Come on. We got it. Y'all would look really stupid. We would be like, oh. You don't have any sort of hand signal? No. No. Nothing. I think most schools have a hand signal. All the schools I know. That's kind of like a gang sign for your school. No, like Haley sees this. Hey, hey. What does that mean? I don't know. You'd have to ask her. Oh, wait. They put their thumb out? Yeah, they were raiders.

Raiders yeah, how is this Raiders? I don't know ask Kaylee. Well. This is an orange sign language. Oh That's probably why and then like the fly around there Jack so when the cheerleaders go up in there that go Jags with the head That's crazy. Yeah, I just make me so mad. It's so crazy. It's like a whole different life. I suppose in college It's crazy. I'm gonna university go rocket

College makes me mad too. I'm sorry. Being a full grown adult and having a curfew. Ugh. I mean, it's crazy. Not all colleges have curfews. No, a lot of them have curfews. A lot of them do. Yeah, like a curfew for your dorm. So you're not allowed to like leave after a certain time. Like, you know what? You catch me being like 24 years old and being like,

Gotta be back by 10 p.m. You find ways around it. Well, also, a lot of times the curfews and stuff are only for, like, freshmen. Like, once you're past your first year, then you can, like, kind of do what you want. Go and party like a college girl. Once we got cashed at 18, we were gone. Just nothing makes me more mad unless

in life. If I had to go through high school, I'd just be so mad. Nothing makes me more mad than like... He's very allergic to authority. He's sort of an authority figure. Just some like 76-year-old lady telling me what to do. Teachers are not typically 60 and 70. I'm sorry. Have me to sit there and be like, can I use the bathroom? What is it, a prison? Because prisons in high school look a lot alike. Well, they have to do that because kids will just...

Take advantage of their pay. One of my friend's high schools was designed by the same guy that designed the prison. Yeah. That makes sense. Exactly. You want to know something? When I'm sitting in class, they're like, sorry, you can't go to the restroom. Somebody else is in there right now. Like, can we please? I am about to pee my pants. Wait, what? Wait.

Only one person can be in your restroom? It's to keep the whole class from just going crazy and everyone's just, I gotta go to the restroom and just go. So they can go there and talk. Yeah. It's just so annoying. Like, what is your problem? Ain't no way to. When I was in freaking elementary school and they were like, you gotta be quiet at lunchtime.

- Oh, I'm sorry. - Wait, why? - Yeah, we'd be at the cafeteria. - We're all in trouble? - No, no trouble. They just didn't like if everyone talked. You just can't be loud at lunchtime. - That's crazy. - All right, since everybody's being loud, no talking at lunch. - No, kids need like-- - And we'd be sitting there and everyone's just at lunch. - So the only time you could like talk in the entire like eight hour day was like your 30 minute recess.

We had a sound meter on the wall in our cafeteria in elementary school and in intermediate school, which is like fourth and fifth grade. And so if like the decibel hit a certain thing, then the meter would turn red and you had to be quiet. See, I could just smack whoever put that meter up. I think that's a good thing because it keeps kids from like, ah! They're kids, man.

School should be abolished, man. Dude, if I ever adopt a kid, I'm literally gonna... I don't think you mean that. I do mean it. It should be abolished. How do you mean a kid should be quiet for eight hours a day and then putting a sound meter on them? They're not quiet for eight hours a day. You think kids just shouldn't go to school? Yeah, they should go to school for like two to three hours. They should go to school on the weekends and we should have the weekdays to ourselves. This is kind of valid. They should go to school for like two to three hours, learn what they need to learn.

No, no, listen, listen, listen. I'm sorry, my podcast hosts are crazy, guys. No, I'm not saying that school should be abolished. Cash and I were talking the other day that the reason kids have to go sit, a freaking six, seven-year-old has to go sit in class for eight hours a day is because it is a form of childcare for parents. It's quite literally child labor. No, it's like free childcare. Yeah.

If we were to homeschool our kids, we are not going to put our kids at a desk and make them sit there for eight hours a day. Wait, I got to defend the teachers. Hold on. Child labor. No, it's not. Everyone shut your mouth. Listen, listen, it's not the teacher's fault. I don't think it's the teacher's fault. I think it is the American education system's fault.

What? Thank you. Did you see? I learned to raise my hand growing up. Take my turn. No, but like if you only have 10 teachers to 500 students, you have 50 kids in the class. You do have to have rules. You have to have those rules. And also what would take you maybe 10 minutes to learn, now you're teaching it to 50.

50 kids, it might take you an hour and a half. Where a homeschool kid might only need three hours a day for school, if you're in school, you probably need seven or eight hours just because there's so many kids to get through. I think after...

Oh, I'm a big believer in abolish high school. After eighth grade, you don't need to go to school. Yeah, that's true. I do think you should apply yourself up until the eighth grade because if I would have done that, I think I would have learned how to read and spell better. But...

um after the eighth grade it's completely useless if you applied yourself to up to it's just not true okay guys but like if school wasn't a thing we would have no common sense so let's for 30 seconds let's act like we have no common sense and just like wait no you wouldn't you don't get common sense from school okay no that's like you get like the opposite you get like let's say that we'd never have like an interaction with a person no we do we do think cash and i were also saying that the school system kind of like

babies, like, baby's kids up until they're 18 so that when they're 18, then they have to go to college and now they have curfews because they've been babied their whole life and they're just not getting out on their own. I'm sorry. At 14, you should be like...

15, you should be like working full time. Well, that's just today's society. 15, 16, you should have your... 16 especially. 16, you should be working full time. I want to work somewhere. Here's the problem with everything that you're saying right now. Oh, please enlighten me. There is like a bunch of 13, 14-year-old kids watching this. No, I have mixed feelings about it. And they're literally like, you know what?

I'm ditching school tomorrow. I'm dropping out. Jake Paul inspired me to do it and it worked out. Shout out Jake Paul. Not everyone's built that way. People need structure in their life to learn to do it. The average person does have to have authority over them and stuff like that. And I think that 13-year-olds do because of today's society. You're thinking back to...

100 years ago when a 10-year-old boy is working full-time and he's getting paid quarters a day. That was the good old days. Yeah, that's what he associates with. He's like, years ago, there were 10-year-olds. They were out doing newspaper runs in shining shoes, and they were working full-time, and they weren't in school. But that was 100 years ago. That's not today's society, so it doesn't work like that. Not 10-year-olds, and they play Fortnite all day.

And watch us. And they watch our podcast all day. Yeah, watch us. Our podcast. We a bunch of brain routers. I mean, like, okay, but actually, guys, can we act for, like, for 15 seconds? Like, we have no comments, and this is our first interaction with a person? I don't know.

I don't know what you mean. What do you mean? Just act like... Like social cues? Yeah, what do you want to say? Act like a monkey? Like we don't know words? No, like we know... Oh! Like we know words, but it's like... This is our first ever interaction with a person. You'd probably try to kill them. That's what most people do when they... Like... How would you know? Uh...

Well, haven't you seen the uncontacted tribes they get contacted? Yeah, they literally just shoot them with bows and arrows. They're just like, I get away from us! Oh yeah, that one tribe that's on that beach. North Sentinel. That's crazy. North Sentinel Island. North Sentinel Island. Yeah, we should go there for a podcast. No, no, no. Wait. I think you. Hey, we would like you guys to be the first guests on our podcast.

on our podcast. Imagine, guys, would we get shot? Probably not. Yeah, killed with a bow and arrow, yeah. They're pretty accurate, too. Anytime a helicopter or a drone or a boat or anything tries to come close, they're just shooting arrows at it. I saw this one guy, he was like Christian and he wanted to go on like a mission trip there by himself and like convert them. That's extremely dangerous.

I saw that too. And they extremely shot him. Extremely shot him? They did. Like 20 arrows to the chest. Oh my gosh. Why would he go there? Wait, it's on video? No. But he was filming it. He was like, all right, guys, I'm almost there. Hopefully this works. I'm going to kind of go there. So he walked up to the beach and he was like, hey, guys. And he was like. Yeah, unfortunately, that's just not smart because he wanted to minister to them, but nobody knows their language.

And his own diseases will probably kill them. Because they're not used to any of the germs that we have. They have something on them too. So like all the stuff that we just have immunities built up to, you're going to carry it over there. Isn't it crazy they speak a language that no one else in the world knows? Isn't it crazy that they don't know what YouTube is or they don't know what anything is? It's one of the only left uncontacted tribes. There's not many. All they've seen in the outside world is like playing boats. We did just find another one in the Amazon.

Really? And they're all like this tall. I'm not kidding. Heck yeah. They're all this tall. That's my time to try. Speaking of people that are only that tall, remember the dwarf that wrestled you at the show? I do. Pop up a thing of that, man. That was cool. It's Super Bowl Sunday, and I was thinking for fun, we should have him and one of his buddies come over, and they should wrestle in Chiefs and Eagles costumes, and then whoever wins, then...

That will be our prediction for the Super Bowl. I don't think he lives around here. Yeah, he lives in New York. But that would be like a good... But that was a good idea. Wait, that would be a good... On the podcast, imagine they're just wrestling. That would be a good gender reveal. You have one in pink and one in blue and they know who has to win and then they fight it out. You've never seen those?

That's a thing. I didn't know that either. It's a big thing. It was a good idea. I thought I had a new business opportunity. Like a wife and a husband that's a wrestler and they do that? Wait, y'all should get the grandpas. So James and then your dad and they'll dress up like babies. That's funny. That's hilarious. And they wrestle each other. I would love to see Scott and our dad wrestle. What are you doing? Harper? Look at Cash's chair.

A cookie. He's acting like he's riding a bull. I got cookies downstairs. Yeah. We actually... I bought that cookie. I went to HomeGoods. HomeGoods has this collection of chairs. And Kinsey and I went, and there was a Chinese takeout box. There was a watermelon. There was a strawberry. Hey, don't give it away. Don't give it away. No, you're giving away the future chairs, man. You gotta watch to find out. You gotta subscribe. Make sure you subscribe to our podcast because we're trying to hit 3 million subscribers. And most of you guys aren't subscribed. I'm sorry. Why aren't we there...

Wait, wait, wait, are we at 2 million? We're at like 2.4, 2.5. Okay. So we need you guys to subscribe to help us reach 3 million subscribers. Also, we're almost at 4 million on Cash and Map. We're like- We're almost at 5 million on Harper's Omer. Close.

Close, but we should see who can... Wait, we should do a thing. Who can get more... We should do that. Okay, so LL Podcast versus Harper. We're at the same subscriber. I think I'm a little lower, but... What are you at? Let's see. Wait, LL Podcast or Cash and Math? LL Podcast. Let's do Cash and Math. We have a bigger head start there. I feel more comfortable in that competition. No, no.

Okay, that is just unfair. Let me see. Wait, let's see what accounts have the closest subscribers. How many do you have? Y'all tell us in the comments if you care, actually, that Cash changes his chair every episode. Oh my gosh, Maverick, you can shut your pothole and go back to school for all I care. It's just a really, really big inconvenience to change it every time. He thinks I should just keep this chair forever. I think it's aesthetically pleasing. I like the cookie. Dude, the whole point is to switch my chair every time. Well, maybe we can keep the cookie. That's the whole point of the podcast. Y'all have 2.5, I have 2.4. Can the cookie be my end?

That's a good idea. It would be very helpful to set my coffee up. I don't know if it's that flat, but you can try it. Okay, so y'all have 2.5, or this has 2.5, I have 2.4. So once this comes out... I know what we should do. We should do a thing of what channel can hit 5 million first.

That means let's shock everyone and make it be Kinsey's channel. Excluding five million. Here we go. So we got Fluffy the Unicorn, Kai and Ty. I don't know why those guys are connected to our channels. Harper's Dillmer, Kate Marie, Malvin Kinsey, Cash and Kate, LOL Clips, LOL Reacts, LOL Music, LOL Club, LOL Podcast, Kinsey, and Cash and Malvin.

That's a lot of channels. That is a lot of channels. A lot of channels for a lot of girls. I'll tell you right now, Cash and Math is hitting 5 million in probably a month. Cash and Math is gonna hit 10 million subscribers by the end of the year. You think? We just dropped a video that got like 60,000 subscribers. No, close. It's like 40, but it's a lot. I built a Taylor Swift in my house. Oh, that has a lot of- Hey, Taylor Swift. Yeah, that has a lot of views. Okay, you know what? I'm gonna prove all of y'all wrong. I'd love to see that. I'm gonna lose all my subscribers. What? What?

Okay, first one to zero. I don't think she understands. Don't please. I was joking. No, no, no. Don't subscribe to us. We'd be jobless and homeless and we'd have to go back to school. School. And Cash will kill himself because he cannot go back to school. For one episode, can we all get red wigs and become Harper? Yes, let's do it. That'd be so funny. When I was...

When I was little, like four years old, I really, really, really loved Ariel from The Little Mermaid and I really wanted to be her. I love Rapunzel. And when I was little, I had like bleach blonde, like almost white curly hair and I dyed it red and my mom bawled her eyes out. You dyed it red without asking her? Yeah. And how old were you? Like four. My grandma helped me. Oh. How did you get that? Well, I asked my grandma to do it and she was like, okay. And then my mom came to pick me up and she was like,

That's so bad. And I was like, look out, 3Di!

Did it look good? No, it looked like Ariel. I would imagine a four-year-old with just like red hair and it's like partially shaven or something. She's like, I'm so pretty. Look at me. Wow. Yeah, no. The red hair. Hey, I dyed my hair blue once when I was like nine. First skillet concert. All my friends just called me Blueberry. Yeah. That's a horrible nickname. You dyed your whole head, not just like streaks? No, we didn't. You looked like a blueberry that had been through like the washing machine. It was like washed out. Yeah.

Did you do it with actual hair dye? Huh? Did you do it with actual hair dye? Oh, yeah, bleached my hair and everything. I did that thing one time. I think I was like 13 or 14. I did it with Kool-Aid in the summertime. My mom let me dye the ends of my hair. Dude, but it didn't work on my red hair. Yeah, I wouldn't imagine it would. No, but I always wanted Harper. I'm going to dye my hair red. I'll be like the Kool-Aid man. I like it.

I literally had it in the Kool-Aid for like two hours, just sitting here on the counter watching TV or Arthur. I loved Arthur. And like my hair was like, I remember distinct memory and it was just in there. And then when I took it out, it was still red. Wait, what was Arthur?

Were they bears? No, it's an anteater. He's an anteater? I thought Arthur was a mouse. Wait, what are y'all talking about? Arthur's an anteater. WD is his sister. Try to keep up. Oh, I am feeling FOMO right now. I have no clue what Arthur even is. What? Are you kidding me? He's an anteater. I don't know what he is. Arthur's an anteater. I promise you. And then WD is his sister. This is Arthur. What animal do you think this is? This guy. Yeah, I've seen this show. He's my favorite show ever. You remember Arthur?

D.W. is his sister and she's an anteater. I thought he was a mouse, but apparently he's an anteater. Yeah. No. Who would have known he was an anteater? Anthromorphic aardvark. Oh, he's an aardvark. Okay, same thing. What's an aardvark? Don't say aardvark like you know what that is. I do know what that is. What the frick is an aardvark?

Aardvark remember our leader that lives in Australia Jake Jake's our bark Jake bizarre bark. Yeah, what Jake? Yeah, and then he got like kicked off. I thought I'd like to give a PSA don't drop out of school kids Unless you're super cool, and you're too cool for school America society doesn't like this is an aardvark anything like that Where's like his long nose?

first and if you look up the first Arthur ever he has a long nose a big long nose and they were like that's not a feeling they changed it they're like that doesn't look right yeah look that was him oh my

Oh my gosh, that's terrifying. - Did you guys see, you guys would kill, have y'all seen this? The version of Shrek, the first one that they put out? - See, that's an odd phrase you used. - What? - You guys would kill if you've seen the first version of Shrek. - To see, like you would kill to see. - Like if I saw the first version of Shrek, I'd just be out there killing people. - Well, you'd want to kill Shrek. - Frick yeah, man, just. - I saw Shrek. - I'm very hungry. - Hey, you just see someone murdering someone, you're like, oh, that guy saw Shrek.

What should I order people? What should I order? Are you online shopping again, Kate? I am but I gotta eat now. I didn't eat this morning. I had yogurt. You're ordering DoorDash? This is the test animation for Shrek in 1996. Look at this. Wait, what are we watching here? This is like the trailer. Oh my- Wait, can we put that on the screen? Yeah, it would kill us all that. Wait, I wanna see it. I've never seen it. Can we put that on the screen or no? Yeah, we can.

What am I watching? Oh my god. Oh, no. Wait, what is it? I want to see it. Well, Mav's not sharing with the class. Guys, so rude. That is crazy looking. Oh my gosh. I know, Shrek is crazy looking. That was a crazy version of Shrek. I'll send it to Alex. I mean, that is like, to see that is like a nightmare. If I was a kid, I'd be like, no, not Shrek. Oh, no.

That's terrifying very scary looking yeah, I thought Shrek was kind of gross ogre II before I thought he was pretty ugly but now that now that is an ogre weird Shrek yeah He's like cool. You know I love sure I think I could grab this chair and just throw it through the hole behind me Yes, I really really really really want to do that cookie is my desk

And in three. - Wait, can I get a pre-look? - No, no pre-look. - I'm so scared. - Shatter. - Green, 19. - That was really stupid. Stupid, stupid, stupid. - I feel like the foundation of our house is like shaking. - No, you did not make it. - Okay. - What the problem was. - There was no height. - No height. - Yeah, you need to try that again. - Is it really? - I'm gonna have to look for this one. - It looks hollow.

Oh my gosh, cash! Well, well, well, that's tragic. Yes. What are you saying?

You for sure broke the cookie. I mean, what in the world was that? That was horrible. Not the cookie. I was trying to really push it through. It did not. I don't think it fits. I'll be honest. I heard something. Was it the cookie or our house? I don't think it fits through the hole. Oh, thank you. Cash. What? Does it even fit? Yeah. Okay. Can you help me here? Well, I think we should have tried that first, you know? What? To see if it actually even fits. Yeah, it fits through the hole. No, it doesn't. Let's see.

How stupid are we? It is impossible to me! Unless you throw it really hard, yeah! Right. Harper, what are you doing? What do you mean? Clinking and clinging over there. I mean, this is the definition of a freshman. Wait, what's it called? I didn't go to school. I got a ring. What's the year when you get your car? Sophomore. This is the definition of a sophomore. That's my ring. That's pretty. I like your nails. Cool ring. They are pretty. Thank you. Hey, Harper, what else do you got there? Okay, well, that's annoying. Um.

Excuse me. Are you wondering what this is? Yeah, yeah, what's that? That you have in your hand. Oh, it's not a ring. It's... Read it. Oh, it says... It says Bravo. Oh, it's a Bravo. Bravo! Yeah, there you go. There you go. Can I see the key real quick? The key? Oh, wait. No, she's about to do it. What are you doing? That. What is it? Are you threatening us? Let me see this. Let me see this. Let me see this.

What is it? It is a funny fucking- Try to throw that through the hole without looking. Oh no! Trust me! No! Did it go through? No. That was crazy to throw her brand new keys. Keys? Yeah, keys. Oh, they're keys! Yeah, for uh- I saw you flipping around and I was like, no, that's not keys. Do you know what they're for? At first I was like, what is that? Is that like a sponge? I thought it was like a peppermint. I didn't know. I thought it was a remote for like the TV. Do you know what it's for? Uh...

Bravo a key. I mean you want me to show you what it's for maybe a storage unit like do you want me to show you? What it's for? No tiny Harper size cars follow me Follow me follow you follow you where's this follow the leader? Yes. I am the leader Following anyone going somewhere Oh

Okay, she's leaving. Alright, I guess we're going somewhere. Alright guys, we're officially mobile. We got the camera off the tripod. We're heading downstairs right now. He took my shoes! No! Hey, someone moved my shoes! What? I mean, I don't really know, man, but I mean... You moved them. I didn't touch them. Maverick moved my shoes a couple days ago to get under my skin, and he's doing it again! You know what is really difficult? You need your shoes right there. Oh.

See someone no someone threw them over here. I would not just take my shoes off. Yesterday actually yesterday when I got home I looked at those shoes and I said why are his shoes there and not in the mudroom? Yeah, it was probably honey or Stella Blaming the dog is crazy Blaming the dog is crazy actually Cash thinks he's so main character and that the dogs are on a clump steel shoe. It's raining. It's not raining Tacos. Oh my gosh Harper is that your new car? Oh sorry. No. Oh whoa

Oh, whoa, Harper got a new car. I did not know this information. We totally have not seen it, not once. This is the big car reveal. Shocker! Be careful, bro. Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Harper, easy! Yo, yo, yo. We're actually in a neighborhood. I don't know if you know that or not, but this is where kicks play. Let's just pull over. You need to put your seatbelt on.

Actually like I don't really want to be in the car right now

Yes. Stop accelerating like that. Okay. I'm not gonna lie, just kind of get it. Stop on this thing. Let's see how fast we can get going, baby. Hey, come on. Get this thing up in here. Don't encourage that. Wait, first let me see if there's any kids because I'm a good driver. Oh, yeah. Harper, this is terrifying. Hey, hey. Why? What do you mean, Sid? There's any kids. Hit the gas! It gets it, baby! I know!

Okay, what do you mean see if there's any kids are you looking for a child to hit no hey? Let's see this thing not hit children. Let's see how fast it goes zero to 60 60 that's what matter neighborhood Right turn right all right yes turn right. We're getting demonetized for this. Why are we going right? Who's ready? Oh wait? Sorry? We're gonna have to wait for this car wait wait hold on don't move I need to set the camera down

And I need to buckle up. Wait, don't move. The camera will fall. Okay. No, we're going to have you keep going straight. Stop! Your car is already broken. We're going to have you go to the construction site. Safety first. Hey, what's that book down there? What did I just say? She did not listen to what I said. Oops. Just go straight. Straight, okay. Hopefully you don't get a nail in your tire.

Oh, don't go straight turn left. Well, I was gonna take her to the empty road. Empty road? Take me home. That's a cul-de-sac! It's fine. I have an extra tire on the back. This is actually my first time ever being in the car with Harper driving. Yeah. And it is scary. Man, what's really scary is seeing how far forward her seat is. Her legs are so tiny. She's like right up on the freaking wheel. Her knees are hitting the front so she can reach the pedals. Look at how close her knees are.

Her knees are so close to the front of the car turn here to the if I get in a crash I'm paralyzed, but my feet are so close to the car. Yeah, exactly guys look at my knees in this thing. All right Wait wait we got a wide open road ahead of us Except for this guy right here. We get Harper behind the wheel

Two inches from the front? Hey, you guys are literally getting... Y'all got a lot of room back there. Y'all are literally watching our first time riding with Harper, and you're basically getting to be here. Hey, how does focus work? Do you want me to film while I drive? No! Are you sure? Alright guys, I hope I'm filming everything good. Three, two, one, go.

Oh my gosh, it actually is going pretty fast. Oh, oh, this is the neighborhood road. Slow down, slow down, slow down. I like that noise. That noise is kind of hype after driving a Tesla. I never hear that. Yeah, I drive a Tesla. Don't worry, I'll get it. No, you don't, Cash. You drive a 2012 Chevy Cruze. Why are you telling people you drive a Tesla? Well, I...

I... Hey, hey. You wanna park right here and we can get a little walk around? Okay. Yeah, sure. Show us the whip? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's get a car tour. This is a crazy spot to do a car tour. Ow! Oh, why did you swing on the brakes? Hey, at least they're good. Let's do a walk around. Also, who the heck was sitting in this chair? Like, seriously. There's no room here. I feel like I'm in a drawer car. All right.

I'll take this. I got it. Listen, try not to step in the red clay so you don't get in her car. I'm better with a camera. Oh, no, trust me. I'm good. No, everything's going to be out of focus. Let me just hold on. Yeah, see, everything's going to be messed up. Hurry! Hold on, guys. I'm learning how to work a camera. It's cold. Okay, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. All right, let me.

Wait, no, we aren't time for a quick run around. I gotta learn how to work this. Can you just give it to me? Uh, Maverick, nobody can see you right now. You're out of focus and wide out. Give me the camera. Give me, give me, give me. I'm figuring it out. There we go. Cash, get off the dirt. You're standing in the mud on purpose. No, I was not standing in the mud on purpose, Kate. That's just called dirt. That's the outside world. Here we go. Now it's fixed. Okay, now that it's fixed, can I see you back? Uh, no. I got an issue. Uh-oh.

Hey, your car's talking. Sure, her car is kind of talking. I have an issue. What, Kate? Let me give you a quick walk around. Ready? Did you name it yet? Shakwisha. Shakwisha. Okay, basically, here's my car. This is the trunk. That's a nice trunk. Can you fit cash in it? Hey, if your trunk can fit me in it, then that means your junk got a lot in its trunk. Oh, wait. Look at this little compartment here. Oh, yeah. That's nice. Does anybody know?

I've never seen that actually so... We're gonna do a see how much of a car people you guys are. Does anybody know what this is? Yes, me! Swan poopa. What is it? Cash doesn't know that's why he's asking you. No, I know exactly what this is and we'll see if anybody's answers are correct. Do you know what it is, Kinsey? What do you think it is? I know exactly what it is. What do you think it is? Oh, no, I know exactly what it is. What do you think it is? A funnel. Bingo! That's what I was gonna say. It's for when you have to urinate in the car. No! That's not what it's for! And you just pee like this. That's not appropriate. That's not what it's for. Okay, punch.

Now, where does it go? Out the window. You just hold it out the window and you pee. Okay, grab, put that back in there. Okay, yeah. We'll need to sanitize this once it's used. Hey, there's your jack. You could change your tire for the first time. No. Okay, ready? Harper, if you get a flat tire by yourself, you're so cooked. Harper, are these seat covers? No. What is this? All right, we're going to see how well you guys know cars. What is this? Our bag. Yeah, I sit in the car. We know what this is. You can fit three of me back here.

Maybe two. Oh wow you- Back here, that's nice. What's that? She can take the roof off this girl! I can! In summer I'm taking the roof off. It's cold, yeah really cold. Alright, Harvey let's go to the next locker room. Yeah guys- Hey, can you hear me- Oh, whoa! What is that? It has a gas tank! That's so co- Oh, whoa! It has tires! That's so co- Oh, sorry. I don't mean to steal your thunder. Oh wait. Come on 13. 13.

She literally just almost shattered her window! She had it right here, close that. He was about to shatter it. Dude, you were about to freaking obliterate this thing. I'm sorry, I mess up sometimes. Alright, back in the car. No, no, no, wait, you gotta finish the walk around. I wanna see the headlights. Is this from the show?

Is this the car from the show? Yes, I bought the show one. You bought the one off the TV show? Hey, you're about to run over a cup. Alright, that's... That's mine, my dad's cup. Is it really? This is my car. Yeah, it is. My car. Oh, nice car. Let's get back to work. Oh, brother. I'm too cold. Too cold. Hey, pop the hood. Let me check the engine. I'll make sure we're good to go. Hurry, let's leave him. Hurry, hurry.

He's never checked the engine before. I'm just gonna check the engine. Okay, well, yeah. I'm just gonna check the engine, make sure we're good to go up in here. Alright, pop it! Oh, gosh! Okay. No, pop the hood. Lift the hood up. Oh, oh! Oh, they're leaving us! You know what's crazy? I know people psych people out by trying to hit them with a car, but I do not trust Harper at all. Hey, it's really cold outside! Hey! Don't leave us here!

That's pretty messed up. I'm not walking home. That isn't far walking. It's cold. All right, let's get walking. We need that funnel. We're going to have to start fending for ourselves. I'll be honest. I don't think I'm coming back. Look, man. Steve, trees. What are the systems? We can use those to make a shelter. This isn't Minecraft. You can't throw that in a crafting table. Yes, you can. I know exactly how to make a shelter. We're going to need to get a lot of brush and put it over this brush, and then there will be a cave inside there. Look.

Plenty of room in here. Oh yeah, it looks like a very warm place. Alright, I'm walking home. Bye. It's a lot warmer than the brush. No, I'll see you later. I'm walking home. Now I'll be here making my shelter. Okay, you have fun in your shelter. We kind of cut the camera for a little bit because we got cold and we had to fend for our survival. Yeah.

The girls never came back. It's really, really cold out here, and they never came back, and we don't have our phones, so... I really did think they were just gonna leave us for a minute, but they didn't come back. I thought they were gonna turn around, and it's freezing out here. So we're in a construction zone. Yeah. And so there's no one around. Yeah, and it's, like, slightly raining, like, misting, but we're fine. Yeah. We're really fine. We'll keep traveling on, young companions. Yeah, something... Young companions. Wait.

No, that's not them. They're still not coming. Oh no, it's them! It's them! I see them on the horizon! Cash, that's just a bird. Oh. We gotta keep walking. Alright guys, well, hey, make sure to subscribe. Subscribe.