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Mom, Dad, I humbly suggest you save some money and shop Amazon for back to school. It's for my growth, meaning my body's growing at an alarming rate. And clothes you buy me this year will be very small very soon. Plus, the clothes I love today will be out of style tomorrow. But at least your wallet doesn't have to be my fashion victim anymore.
if you shop low prices for school at Amazon. Hopefully this is helpful. Amazon. Spend less, smile more. I was gonna ask if you're gonna make it Saturday throughout my engagement. Ah! Stop it, Abe! Yeah, we're doing a country music video surprise proposal. She has no idea it's coming. It's gonna be pretty great. I've been lying to her for, like, literally weeks about it, so... Wait, Matt. Hold on. Before you open that, you realize you are proposing to your girlfriend you met three months ago. What?! Yeah. Here it is, guys. I hope so. Oh, my God. Ah!
Yo, what's up guys? Welcome back to the podcast. Today, we are going to be talking some crazy things. Today, we're going to be doing a 45-minute episode of me drumming. Nope, nope. That's not what it's going to be. A 45-minute drum solo. So actually... That's it. Nope. That's not what I thought. No, no, no. Take it. Okay, I won't. I won't. I won't. But don't take my... You know, guys, what are the rettings? Everybody stop touching my drum set.
- No, no, don't peel it off. - He gets mad when you peel him off. - It makes it quieter. Peel him off, it'll be loud. - No, no, no, that's okay. That's okay. You know, I actually had a question for Harper. - Yeah, what is it? Come at me. - Come at me. - Come at me, girl. - I got it. - I'm an open book. - Okay, but map, answer the question for her, how Harper would answer first. - No, no, no, I can't because it's-- - You can ask me. - A question about Maverick.
Okay, I'll answer it. I'm going to answer it. If it's about me, let me answer it. Let Matt answer it. How Harper's going to answer it, then we'll see how Harper answers it. Well, yesterday. Well, okay, let me start off. Yesterday. Okay. A couple weeks ago. Oh, wait, I know what she's bringing up. I'm so sorry.
What the? Oh, never mind. Don't let Matt answer this. Just let Harper go straight into it. A couple of weeks ago. What? When Maverick's girlfriend comes over with her dog, Maverick will walk around in the backyard and I'm like, Matt put shoes on, but he doesn't want to put shoes on. So he invested in a pair of flip flops, which is so kind of him. Oh, okay. Yeah. Now the issue with him is that these flip flops were originally, I thought it was going to be some backyard shoes, you know, when you have to take the dog out. The other day,
I'm at church and Maverick walks in. I had a revelation. Okay. I think I can take it from here. Let me take it from here. Let her talk. Maverick walks into church. This is ridiculous. Sunday morning church. You know, you're supposed to be in your Sunday best. I was. He walks in with his plaid shirt, a pair of jeans, and his backyard flip-flops.
- Matt, that is crazy. - No, it is not. - Bible in hand. - I looked around, you know how many women were wearing flip flops and sandals? - Yeah, women, Matt, that's different. They were like pretty sandals and stuff. - They don't have their feet out. They're sexist. - Yeah, anybody wanna see your feet? - Now, now it gets better. I said, I said, okay, you know, Sunday church, not the place to wear flip flops, but whatever. - Yes, it is.
- Yes it is! - It's not when you're wearing, if you were wearing shorts maybe. I've seen guys wear flip flops with shorts, but flip flops with jeans. - It's crazy, that's crazy. It looks so wrong. - It's absolutely diabolical. - I'm gonna keep doing it, so. - So yesterday, after we finished filming, we're all like, "Hmm, let's go get some lunch."
And Mav goes, are y'all ready to go? This was the fit. Now, granted, I just had the hat on. I had the hat on just from the podcast. I just had it on still. Forget the hat. But look from the hat down. All right, ready, guys? Here is Maverick's outfit. Look at that. He went into BJ's like that. You guys are so judgmental. Look at Harper's face right now. She's embarrassed to even be sitting next to you.
She's always been embarrassed to sit next to me. It's because we love you, we are having the talk with you. Absolutely not. This is not love. You tell the people you love the hardest things and that is a go. Are you kidding me? No, I do not need to change for you. When you love someone, you have to have the hard conversations. This is not a conversation. This is not like, hey Maverick, we've noticed that you're a
You're going down a dark path and you've been hanging out with gang members lately. No, no, it is that conversation. I think you need to watch who you're hanging out with. No, I'm right for Fox, guys. Your fashion has been going down a dark path. My fashion? Bro, since when do you or me have any sort of fashion? You're right, you're right. Not your fashion, just your decency. I will say, Max, do you realize...
for the first time there was another dude in jeans wearing flip flops at church by the way and I probably should have said something to him too had I seen it he was an older guy he was like probably 40 I would have pulled him to the side I would have said hey listen man like I'm so glad to see you in church on Sunday morning so happy to see you here but the sandals gotta go you would tell him that I think I would oh well he'll be there again next week and I'll point it out because this man this man doesn't own tennis shoes I know him and he only wears flip flops so what's his name
I'm not going to. I mean, I guess we can bleep it. No, no, no. Don't, don't, don't. I actually was watching our club videos the other day, and I was thinking about the Carl bummies. They're actually pretty good. They do leave the sticky residue on your fingers. You want to change your rating? I do. It's been a couple weeks, but she's changing it. Yeah, if you guys haven't watched it, on our LOL Club YouTube channel, we rated every single YouTuber product, so go watch that video. But I thought you rated it good. I mean, I did, but then y'all were like, yeah, the residue, makes me want to throw up, blah, blah, blah.
And then what's it up? Parker Radio and Lo. Oh, yeah. Apparently on that YouTube video... All the snacks got delivered while we were out of town. Yeah, well, all the snacks did get delivered while we were out of town, so they all got left out in the heat. So I don't think we got the best. But the Jor ride by Ryan Trahan... That was the worst. Apparently...
Apparently, we got the wrong one. Apparently, that was before Ryan tried his own Joyride. Oh. And he made, like, new candy with it. Actually? Yeah. Apparently, that's their old candy. So, we never tasted Ryan's candy. So, Ryan. Send us some so we can actually try your new candy. Pretend like we didn't say that.
Because I was going to say. We didn't mean it, okay? Now, if you want a podcast sponsor, we are here always. Yeah, Joyride can be right there, right up here. Because the ones before, the peach rings were so skinny. And, I mean, like, I was a little jealous of them because they were so skinny and small and petite, like a little bean. But then after that, I was like, God, I want to, like, eat something that's sugar-filled, not that's non-sugar-filled. Not that's healthy. Yeah, she's not on a diet anymore. Yeah. You were on a diet last episode, whatever that is. I never go Harper with a diet.
Harper was on a diet. Hey, did you guys know? I saw a TikTok of drinking one sugared beverage a day. Wait, hold on. You saw this on TikTok? Yeah. Oh, it must be right. No, yes, it was. It was on the Stim, the Stim part. Oh, really? The Stim side. So you're scrolling on Stim. Do you watch Stim, the Stim videos? Who watches Stim, you weirdo? Sometimes. Why are you on the Stim side of TikTok? I saw it there and I felt bad for it because I never clicked on it. For those of you who don't know, there's a side of TikTok called Science Technology Engineering in...
Mathematics? Oh, that's what it stands for? Yeah. I had no clue what STEM stood for. That's what STEM fields are. But I clicked STEM, and it's like the educational channel. And apparently drinking one sugared beverage a day ups your chances of getting diabetes by 29%.
I just don't believe it. And if you drink two sugared beverages a day, it was almost 50% of your chances. What's wrong with me getting diabetes? We actually all came to the conclusion yesterday at lunch that we're all going to go get tested for diabetes. Could you imagine that? Imagine all four of us. Imagine all four of us go get tested for diabetes. And then the doctor walks in the room and they're like, one of you has it. And it is not...
Kate. And then they just narrow it down. That'd be the most intense thing in my life. Especially for Maverick. Because Maverick is addicted to sugar. No, you know what's crazy? I was thinking about my... Hair? No, no, no. Not my hair. God, what the... No, I was thinking about my...
Clothes? No. I was thinking about my hair. Oh, God, I said the name. Oh, you're right. I nailed it. No, I was thinking about my old elementary school and how we had STEM. We had STEM classes. Wait, that's a thing outside of TikTok? It was specials. We called it specials. Yeah, we called it specials. And STEM was always my least favorite one. It was so boring. I hated it so much. It was the worst thing in the world. And we had Ms. Yoinkas.
I think you're close. Sounds close. That's good enough. We'll call her Tree. No, her name was like Miss... Yoink. Yoink. That's a good one. No, it was like Yagner or something. Yoinkovich?
No, Wagner. Like, I don't know. Did you say Jokovic? Wait, your specials classes, you had a STEM? Yeah. What kind of lame school did you go to? You must have been a smart kid. Wait, they switched it up for Spanish. Wait, what were your special classes, Kate? My special classes were PE. First of all, wait, what are special classes? It's like the part of the day where they literally are like, okay, the kids are done learning right now, so we're going to give them a place to go. Oh, like recess. Yeah. Lunch. No, not recess. No, like PE, art class. Yeah, PE, art class.
Art, music. Yeah, that's what it is. Music class, like, stuff like that. Yeah, so P, art, music, STEMs, or Spanish. And then there was one time where we would get to, like, bounce... Or, like, go into a workout room, and we would bounce, like, this bouncy ball in people's heads, and we would sit on the bouncy ball. Like, I don't know what... Wait, wait, what? You know what I remember from my first grade? I don't know why they were trying to teach us Spanish in first grade. I think they just literally needed to, like...
figure out what to do with this 30 minute period in the school. Yeah. I'm confused what special classes are for. Cause all those classes, y'all does name seem kind of useless.
It's yeah, that's what they are electives technically, but I guess our schools called them specials like, Hey, Hey kids, your special today is PE. We're going to take you down to PE or you're going to go to art class today. That's your special, but it's electives. But anyways, we didn't have Spanish as one, but in first grade, I guess there was like literally like a 30 minute part of like every Thursday that they needed to just fill. And they're like, we're going to teach these six year old Spanish. That's what they need to learn at six years old. So they took us to this classroom and would put on a little like Spanish video, like,
Like Dora? Buenas noches. Buenas noches. Sing the blues. Wait, y'all know it? Yeah. It was like that song. And it was like finger puppets? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or, or, or. Wait, wait, hold on. Okay, I get how you two knew this. Y'all went to public school. How do you know this? I don't know this. This is a popular song. Yeah, it is like the Spanish song. It's like the Spanish song. Sing it. I can't sing the whole thing. No, go ahead. Buenas noches. Buenas noches. Okay, don't help him, guys. Don't help him, guys.
I don't remember. It was on TV all the time. Oh, okay. You don't know. That's good. No, but you know, also the other ones, it was like these mice that would go on like a motorcycle and they would do like the vowels, A-E-I-O-O, I love you. And then all that. You're thinking of Ratatouille? No, no, no. It's not that. It was like, I just remember. Oh, Stuart Little. Stuart Little. That's what I was thinking. I'm not thinking of that. Have you seen Stuart Little? No, but I'm thinking about something else. Oh, Little Einsteins. Oh, I found it. Shelby. I found the song.
Don't play the song. No, I'm not going to play it. I'm going to sing it for y'all. They would have little finger puppets to like, you know. All right, we're going to play the song. Here we go. Do you remember it? Yes. I need my kick. Okay. It was a little finger puppet. So picture I have a little monkey on here or something. Buenas noches, buenas noches. Que tiermes bien. Estoy canesando y estoy tan bien. Si tienes sueño, lo tengo yo.
*singing*
I think we nailed it. I think that's probably exactly how it sounded at school. I want everyone to know that I took Spanish 1 three times because I failed every single time. Shouldn't you have been on the Spanish 3 by then? I should have, but as I said, I failed every single time, so I couldn't move on. I'm doing Spanish 1 for the first time ever. You'll get it. I just didn't try. Avra, you think you could start a fire? I mean, yeah, I definitely do think I could. Do it. With just two sticks? Yeah, if I really tried it.
Okay, well these have like um stuff over them like the residue. No, it's just wood. I just cashed his palm sweat Now you really got him with that one wait
Why'd you sound like that? I don't know. Sometimes I make weird things. Wait, hold this. I don't need two things. I need one. What the? In our couch? Yes. Okay. Oh, you're going to start a fire in my couch. That's good. Oh, I don't think she knows how that works. You got to have a stick on the bottom. Yeah. Silly dog. It doesn't work on fabric. Okay. Maybe you can blow on it. We're going to stop. Keep taking the STEM classes.
No, but also it was one of the things was like Paco's cat, parrot dog. I remember that. Bacados is a flying bird. Pest is a fish and Baco is a dog. Culebra is a slithering snake. Bilingual. This is where I was going with my Spanish story is we were six years old. Yeah. Wait, no. How old is that in Spanish?
- Seis. - Wait, uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, seis. - Yeah, we were seis years old in Spanish class and this was when the teachers, our actual teacher would leave the classroom and they'd bring in someone to just watch the kids for the 30 minutes. This lady, I don't know why, I thought about it when I got older, but I was like, that's a little weird. She would bribe us in the classroom. She'd be like, who wants to rub my shoulders today? - What the?
She would convince all the six-year-olds to be like, me, me, me, me. Because that would mean we got a little piece of candy or we got to play computer games or something. Are you serious? Oh, that's not good. She would literally have the six-year-olds come rub her shoulders. That's crazy. That's weird. Honestly, if I was a teacher, I would do that too. I'd be like, who wants to give me money? No, you can't do that to six-year-olds. No, can't do that. But yeah, I never thought about how weird it was until I was older. I was like, why was that not...
- There was a guy with extreme anger issues in my class and-- - Was it like this? - Well, except it was little six year old hands, so there's no way it like, that's probably what it felt like and she was like-- - Like what? Was she like, oh yeah, that's the spot or like what? - He wants his candy. - Oh. - I got scammed. - I don't have no candy for you. - That was awkward.
Y'all know who's addicted to candy? They're gonna deny it. Maverick. Look, the camera pointed at you before I even said it. That's crazy. What? That was crazy. I don't know what time I even ate candy was. I know it already is, Maverick. When was the last time I ate candy? You, you, you. Not two days ago. Those have been gone for weeks. Okay. Maverick.
Chase was here and they were gone. Are you being so for real? And they were gone before Chase was here. No, it's not just candy. It's like ice cream too. Oh, ice cream really gets you. I haven't had an ice cream or a milkshake in at least a week. In 24 hours. At least a week. This man doesn't have some sort of ice cream in like 48 hours. He's geeking out. It's been at least a week. He's like, I need Sonic or Brahms. I need something. I'll go through faces. Yes, yes. I'll go through faces.
I'll admit it, I go through phases where I may have a milkshake or ice cream like two or three times in a week. A day? I thought he was gonna say a day to be honest. Guys, I've witnessed this man once. We were in a car ride. It was a 45 minute car ride. At the beginning of the car ride, we stopped for Sonic. At the end of the car ride, he goes...
So casually, he's like, man, I feel like we just need to... I feel like we should stop at a gas station and get a drink. I was like, you just had a drink. And he was like, yeah, let's just go to Sonic again. And he gets two slushies and one 45-minute car ride. I should have got largest. Okay, it's not my fault. Listen, you want to know where we were going? We were going to see this man's problem. We were going to his little fix.
What? Yeah. You little gambling addict. No, we were going to pick up a motorcycle. What are you talking about? We were going to pick up my motorcycle. Yeah, I was there. What? Yes, we were going to pick up a motorcycle. He's right.
Well, this happened twice. I feel like both of y'all are right because I feel like I do remember a couple months ago or whenever this was, Cash came home and was like, Maverick wanted us to stop twice on the way up to Oklahoma. Yeah, yeah, that happens. But I was talking to Maverick's girlfriend. What the? When Maverick was not present. That's not good. I was talking to Kinsey.
And, well, because you guys had just gotten back and you had, like, your ice cream in hand and you left it on the counter. And I looked at Kinsey and I was like,
Does it worry you how much sugar he eats? And she was like, yes. He eats way too much. She was like, he'll have two ice creams a day. That's enough! Only when, listen, well, when I see Kinsey, it's like a little bit patient, you know? So sometimes I have two ice creams. I said to Kinsey, well, it's a good thing he has you in his life now because if Kinsey tells him, Maverick will listen. What? I think if Kinsey's like,
tries to take away his milkshake i don't see that going no it's not gonna go well i don't see anybody trying to take away my milkshake going now if anyone can do it it's kinsey no she knows our boundaries maverick okay maverick literally says you literally said and one of our recent episodes i would do anything for that girl
But I don't think those words came out of my mouth like that. Yeah. Why did you say like that? I do anything for that girl. I love you so much more than my heart can even express.
That's literally how he talks. No, it was like, somebody... This guy thinks if you use any words besides like, hey, you're hot. That's like, then you're like, then it's like too much. No, no, no. I think Maverick's version of saying like, I love you so much. It'd be like... My version of everything is deeper than yours. How everybody else says I love you. Look, I love you so much. How Maverick says I love you. I adore you.
more than i ever thought i could adore anything no no no cash takes like listen like yes there's sweet moments that i'll have with the girl i adore you with kinsey you know and it's like yeah you might say something a little deeper than hey i love you you might say something like like what go ahead like you know pretend he's kinsey right now look at the kids come on look at me
Cash. I mean, Kenzie. Kenzie doesn't look like that. Stop insulting her. I don't think you understand. That wasn't an insult. What the? I thought you were trying to like... Intellectually, I may be acquainted with you. But emotionally, I feel so...
So far from even close to diving as deep as the ocean would let me see you look at the ocean Yeah, I know how deep the ocean is but I haven't yes. Don't headfirst deep into your love. He's trolling When I'm with you it's just like being wrapped in an angel's wings In a way that
words can't express that only god understands you see why i bully you that's a joke obviously i don't say that no yeah i know i told you that came out of your mouth way too easy somebody literally clip up a couple episodes ago if y'all watch every episode you know what i'm talking about man yeah that girl like i really love her and she's just she's one of the best things that ever happened to me that is not the equivalent to me saying what i just said and you you're taking both the difference you say that are you saying it like this man i love that girl
She's the best thing that ever happened to me. Yeah, the best thing that ever happened to you on social media. No, because we were talking about Kenzie's dog, and we were like, are you going to keep the dog or what? And you were like, I'd do anything for that girl.
That was probably a bit of sarcasm because the dog was there. And it's like, I honestly, like, I love your dog so much. I love the dog. No, it was like last week when we filmed. Okay, well. Wait, this happened on the podcast? Yes, I have it. On the note of the dog. Literally, an episode just went out because I was reading comments and someone tagged it. And they said, Maverick's saying he'd do anything for Kinsey. And they put the timestamp. You got timestamps. I've joked so much about getting rid of that dog that now if the dog did...
or run away, I'm going to get blamed for it. Oh, yeah. Whenever that dog does die, you're the first finger. I'm the second finger. Yeah. She's going to blame me. And if I'm like, it wasn't me, she's going to blame Cash. Yeah. She's blaming one of us for the dog's death. You guys purposely locked it in the hot car so we would die. No. No. It opened the door, got its head over there and shut it. Harper, Maverick gave the
It's a joke. Yeah. Wait, what did I do? A substance that shall not be named. What? We can name that. They sell these at like Walmart. Oh, God. He gave the dog like- Like CBD. It was like a dog CBD thing. It was like pretty- So weed. Like edibles for dogs. It's like a dog edible, I guess. Dude, that's crazy. But not edibles.
He doesn't get the dog high. He just gets the dog. The dog feels good, okay? That's it. The dog is so crazy. He said, I'm going to get it edibles. I thought I would calm it down. You're going to give a beer next, man? No, no. The dog was too strong for the edibles? Yeah, the dog hated them, but Cash...
I'm happy in all of them. No, but guys, my mom has actually had a serious conversation with me about how- About edibles? No, no, no. That's all it takes to be dog treats? No, about how I need to- Did you eat dog treats before? No, how I need to chill on eating so much sugar, so I'm with you. She's scared that I might actually get diabetes. You know, me and Kate have that conversation with each other about every day, and then we have the next day too because we failed. Every day we're like, man, we got to stop eating all this prostate sugar.
it's not and then we go to the movies and kate whips all of it out of her bag and she has like whoppers and ics and everything and i'm like what and she's like it's the movies are we not gonna get diabetes in here well i do it because i feel like every time i don't know you can get diabetes by the way without sugar i know that's why i'm saying you'll get tested because they told me with my pcos i'm like
10 times more likely to get it. So I'm going to go get tested to make sure, like, I don't already have it starting. Pre-diabetes. Yeah, if I figure it out now, it's probably better, right? But I'm taking him with me. I'm going to wait and get tested after I get married so she can't leave. Yeah, no, what's it called? Like, what I was thinking was, like, after this, I want to just go to Whataburger and not care and get a milkshake and get a cookie with it. Well, it's starting to sound like Mav. Yeah.
Absolutely not. Did y'all know diabetes? I was like, but is it really that bad? Because I've heard a bunch of people, like my uncles and stuff, a lot of them have diabetes. Yeah, I think it is pretty bad. But then Kate informed me that diabetes could lead to your foot loss. You can just lose your foot? Your foot could just fall off one day. Walk away by itself. Not specifically your foot. I'm sure you could lose either foot or a hand or something.
I don't know the logistics of it. Oh, heck no. I don't know the logistics of it. But your uncle with diabetes told me that. Oh, really? Yeah. Is that why he's trying to sell his foot? Yeah, my uncle also always asks me, do you want a knuckle sandwich? So I don't know which one. No, that's probably why he's trying to sell his foot. My uncle is like, he says, he's like, so seriously, if I can find someone that'll pay me $5 million for my left foot. How many $5 million? Like,
No, no, no. He said, if somebody will pay me $5 million for my left foot, I will give it to him. And he said, I will also sell my right foot for $2.5 million because he doesn't like that foot. I guess it causes him. He has ankle issues there. And he legitimately says if somebody offers him $2.5 million, he will get rid of his right foot. That's insane. Biden could easily do that. Biden? I think a lot of them. Why Biden? Or Mr. Beast.
Mr. Beast would buy him a new phone. Buying people's body parts. Like what? No, that's crazy. Would you rather 2.5 million or your employees? Oh my gosh. Okay. I was like, I, cause you know, sometimes your uncle says things that y'all are like, well, well, it came from uncle, uncle. So do you really want to believe that? Go ahead. Say his name is Uncle Garrett. My favorite person's name. Uncle Garrett, just no, I never doubt anything you say.
It isn't until I come home to these boys and tell them what you said that I start doubting because I'm like, well... Wait, wait. So what happened? Anyways, he told me that there was someone in y'all's family or someone he knew that had diabetes and like lost his foot to it. And it was like a really bad just like... Oh, peg leg. I know peg leg. Really? Yeah, peg leg.
obviously not anyways it says um no but we do have a great uncle that lost his eye but i'll say that after this go ahead okay well diabetes can cause limb loss particularly in the lower extremities because there's a thing called diabetic foot syndrome and it says 60 to 70 percent of minor or major amputations are from diabetes oh my gosh i love my feet this is gonna be a problem that's crazy
- I feel bad. - But no, my uncle. - Man, Kinsey's gonna be so mad if I show up on the wedding day with one less foot. Would you sell your foot for 2.5 mil? - Yeah. Oh wait, no, I wouldn't. I wouldn't. - I think I'd sell my foot for like 10. - 10 million? - I think nine mil, I'd be like, I think I'll keep my foot. - 10 mil, put that thing in like an investment, just like a CD, cash out your 5% every year. - I'll sell my foot for two million.
How much are you going to have to pay to like get like a prosthetic and stuff? You don't even need a prosthetic. You got your ankle. Oh, that's right. A foot. Yeah, I can live without a foot. You're right. It's not that serious. No, it is because for cheer, like how? Okay. Yeah. You wouldn't be able to cheer really, but like you can still, you can still walk around. I could dance great. I'd spin like a top. You could get like, yeah, dude, if you didn't have your ankle, bro, your dance would be next level. You could literally make it pointy and just spin really fast for hours. Just sit there. What?
That's not right. That's crazy. What do you mean? I mean, I think that would be great. But yeah, our uncle. Spin like a top. Our other uncle. Go ahead. Oh, our great uncle. He got in a fight and glass went through his eye and he lost his eyeball.
He was also stabbed like 10 times. Yeah, he was also stabbed like 10 times during the fight. Lost his eyeball. Oh, and he won. Yeah, he won the fight. That's the crazy part. Yeah, it was a bad fight. You should really see the other guy. And yeah, now he just has a glass eyeball and he'll just like pop it out. Wait, is he still alive? And then he'll be like, can you keep an eye on this? Is he still alive? I want to meet him if he is. I think so. I think he's still alive. It's my grandpa's brother. Why haven't you met him?
It's my grandpa's brother. He doesn't come around too much. What was your question? Oh, my question? I was going to ask if you're going to make it Saturday to my engagement.
It's happening. It's happening. You said it. Maverick has been lying to his girlfriend so much. I'm not going to lie. I feel bad for lying to her. Like, it's hard. Like, I'm just straight up lying to her. Like, right now she's texting me. She's like, am I even going to be in the video Saturday? Like, do I need to come video ready at all? And I'm like...
Yeah, you'll probably be. This will probably be a good time to explain to them what you're doing. Oh, I'm doing a video with an engagement. Oh, great, man. Oh, by the way. He's calling me 25 counts alone. So here's the proposal idea. If you guys have ever seen Sandlot. What?
what the anyone's ever seen sandlot i love it oh my gosh i had the fattest crush on benny on benny the like the the brown haired one yeah that man was so fine remember the guy's name what was his name that that drowned in the pool no not smalls he didn't oh he's drowning in the pool so the lifeguard would kiss him yeah so you remember that scene where that was my favorite scene so anyways yeah i've always wanted to live that scene out so i'm gonna go drown you know what's crazy i remember going to water parks afterwards to be like
They never saved me. He lay face down and hopes they come get you. It's just a dude. I'm like, ah! I'm going to start drowning. Cash is going to drag me out. And then he's going to be like, oh, no. He needs mouth-to-mouth. That's where you're going to share your first kiss. You have to do it. And then she's going to give me mouth-to-mouth. And then the ring's going to be in your mouth. Yeah. And then I'm going to be like, will you marry me?
Are you seriously gonna do that? Are you seriously gonna say, baby? Yeah, something like that. Guys, he's not actually dead. Explain what you're actually doing. Okay, so that's not what I'm actually doing. Oh, okay. I thought you were real. But that's what I opened the other day. When I thought that was a Bible on the episode and I opened it, not a Bible. Listen, what we're actually doing is like a country dance music video. It's probably out by now. Link in the description. Go check it out. It is out. You wouldn't be saying this. No, it is not out by now. No, it's out by now. No. Oh, it's not. It'll be out. It should be out.
- Three to seven days after this goes out. - But if you're watching this after it's been up for three days, then it's in the link is in the description. - Three to seven business days. - Yeah, three to seven business days. If you're watching this a week after this is posted, it's definitely out. - We're posting this before?
No, no, before the video is out. The proposal is happening before, though. Yeah, I know, but are you going to... Trust the process. Well, I'm always behind. Yeah, we're doing a country music video proposal, surprise proposal. She has no idea it's coming. It's going to be pretty great. I've been lying to her for literally weeks about it. Wait, this is crazy, guys. Maverick's actually proposing to his girlfriend. What if he just came out of the room? Oh, that would be so bad. Wait, Matt, hold on. Before you open that, you realize you are proposing to your girlfriend. You met three...
Three months ago. No. What? Yeah. No, I'm not. He did not meet her three months ago. Four months ago. He met her a year and a half ago. I asked her out on a date three months ago. Fine, let me rephrase that. He asked her out. She didn't like him a year ago. Remember, she had backed off from him. Okay, let me rephrase that then to help you. Maverick, you are proposing to your girlfriend that you have been dating for four months.
Less than four months. Three months. Oh, wow. That's so much better. Just so all of you guys know, if y'all go back a couple of episodes, you can literally watch the relationship unfold. Maverick starts talking about how he's going out on a date this weekend with a girl. It's this girl. Seriously, you can watch the whole thing.
whole thing like it happened in the last four months and then so you'll see you'll hear him talk about how he's going out on this date and then he'll come back and he'll tell us how the date goes and then he'll start dating this girl and he'll talk about her and then you finally get to meet her it's a love story baby just say yeah and now he's bought a ring yeah in four months he has a ring in his hand which is absolutely wild it's not well also also if uh i did talk more in detail about the engagement and how
how I became to know so quickly that she was the one on the truth and love podcast I do at my church. So go check that out on truth and love. Um, okay. Oh gosh. Wait, don't just pop it open like that. You can't just pop it open like that. Also, also,
Shout out to Faithful Platform for helping me out with the ring. They were freaking amazing. Helped me design the ring. It was awesome. So go check out Faithful Platform. Don't just pop it like that, Matt. You're not building the hype. Okay, there's the side it opens. All right, here it is, guys. He's going to open it. I don't know if I should now. Wait, can you pretty much... I don't know if I should now. Huh? I guess you can't. If this is going out before the proposal is out... I'm going to show Harper first. I guess you can't. Okay, show Harper.
- Wow, yeah, is that all diamonds? Are those real diamonds? - Are they real diamonds? I hope so. - Oh my God. - Imagine. - Sorry, my hair's on it. Oh wow, it looks like the Rapunzel. - I know. - Yeah, yeah. - The Rapunzel what? - Am I allowed to show it? - There's a crown, there's a ring that's like shaped like Rapunzel's crown. - Guys, this is it. - Can you zoom in on this?
Okay. Whoa, wait a minute. This ring is actually cool. Has anybody put it on? I designed it. Wait, let me see your wedding ring. Don't compare, Cash. Yeah. Cash, that's really messed up. Yeah.
- That's like the best wedding ring I've ever seen. - Yeah dude, you really had to go out and do me, didn't you? - I didn't mean to. - That's actually-- - I didn't have to do you Faithful Platform did. - That's actually crazy. - Wait, let me see it, let me see it. - Why do you make me feel bad about my ring, man? - Let me see it. - I didn't do nothing. - Sorry babe, I tried. - Let me see the wedding ring actually. - I love my ring. - Give it to me. - Oh wait, wait, first I gotta-- - I won't do anything with it. - Just gonna swallow it. - Nope.
Maybe put your hand behind it, Cash, to help focus it. Like those. But yeah, I spent like three weeks going back and forth with them designing the ring. They were super helpful in designing it too. This is so big. All right. Hey, can you send me that company's info?
Yeah. I have big fingers. I'm going to need to... You got an anniversary. I got an anniversary coming up. I'm going to need to upgrade. That's crazy, Maverick. Wait, let me see it. Upgrade coming soon because... Like, this is insane. She's going to love it so much. Wait, what did you say? I hope so. I'm so excited for you guys. Like, y'all, I literally feel like
excited than maverick is no i'm so excited y'all don't understand every day i talk to her and i want to tell her like what's been going on in my life like what i've been working on how are you gonna do it are you gonna be like are you gonna be like this marry me oh we should practice are you gonna do it i'm gonna give you right near or or are you gonna do a left near i feel like madison definitely left mav i'm literally gonna make sure that you have a tutorial on how to get on one knee because i have seen so many guys get on one knee like this wait what
- What the? - What the? - It won't even fit on this finger. - Wait, it won't even fit on your ring finger? - Because do you know how many guys get on one knee and are like, don't have, aren't standing up straight?
I see so many engagement pictures. How do you know her race size? Is that really a thing? Oh, it's a thing. Don't, don't. All right, Matt, let's practice. Okay. Ready, Matt? Are you going to have it in the box or in your hand? In the box. Please, in the box. Yeah, yeah. It's got to be in the box, right? Oh, yeah. The normal thing to do, right? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. All right. Okay. No, no, no. I'm not getting on my knees in front of you. That's not happening. All right, here, come on.
Ready? Alright. Oh, we're dancing! We're dancing! Spin her out! When are you gonna spin her out? Okay. Oh my gosh! Kinsey. Yes? I can't see over here, move! Yes? Oh wait, don't do that. I uh, just say it. I gotta scratch that. No, you already got it. Ready? Alright, go again. Okay. Spin me around and around these kids. Da da something, I don't know country music. Let's go. Ah! What? Kinsey.
Ephesians 2, 25. Oh. Ephesians 5, 25. Brock, let me see. It says, husbands, love your wife as Christ loved the church. And with this ring, I vow to do that until the day I die. And, Kinsey, I'd like to ask you to marry me. No. That's not happening. What? That is not happening. Okay, that was the only Bible verse I could think of off the dome about, uh,
marriage. You need to study or figure out what you're going to say or else you're going to be like cash. Oh, you know I'm going to figure out what I'm going to say. Obviously. Obviously I'm going to figure out what I'm going to say. Okay, I got two tips for you. A, I need more eye contact. I need to
feel like you were you were saying you were in love with me but I didn't feel like you were in love with me and it's all about the feeling also your finger was when you were proposing to me your finger kept covering the ring you were like covering it up maybe I'm so excited like that yes this is so exciting I know watch me be there I'm gonna be like wait are you coming to the proposal I mean Saturday right yeah are you coming yeah oh let's go no ask her mom cause her mom has they don't know what the what the mom
Can I go to the proposal? What's it called? And guys, it's going to be crazy. I'm going to be there. It's going to be all about me. And I'm just going to make it all about me. Yep. Yep. Yeah. No, that's going to hijack the whole production. Harper's wearing white. Hey, you better tell all of your friends not to wear white. Okay.
Wait, that's... Wait, whoa, that's a thing? You don't wear... No, if you're not the bride-to-be, you don't wear white to any sort of bride occasion. Oh. I think that's just the wedding. No, I'm saying, like, no. Are you kidding? If you're not... On the bachelorette trip, at the bridal shower, at the...
That's going to be hard because there's like 40 people going to be there to make sure no one's wearing white. None of the girls can wear a white dress. They're not the bride. Well, they're not going to wear dresses. No one will be in dresses. I'll be in a jeans and a shirt or something like that. Wow, my brother is getting married. This is crazy. I'm getting married, bro. This is crazy. Bro, I've known him longer than Kinsey, and I don't think he should be getting married. No, I've actually known Kinsey longer than you. You probably met about the same time. No, I met Kinsey March 17th.
of last year 23 yeah you met harper in fact you met harper you're thinking of when we started the pod that was my first time meeting her my first time meeting harper was on the first episode of the pod wait is that true yes wait that was the first time you met matt you met me march 19th because i walked in and i remember it was the first time we ever she came to the house and we made tiktoks yeah oh yeah yeah and and and i only remember that was is because i had my first kiss march 19th and
She came to hang out with us and then went and had her first kiss. Yes, that was it. Or something like that. In front of the ice cream shop. I remember, what's it called? You were like, I think I just throw you up.
oh yeah that was when you won mander you did the cheer stunt i don't think that was that that was because she came over and made tiktoks yeah okay are you nervous no not nervous at all you're not nervous at all no you kept asking me that like 10 times i know i know because like i was just in relationships where i was always nervous i just assumed you should be i was proposing matt was he asked me like 12 times that day and the day i was getting married both of those days he was like are you nervous i was like
You guys are probably making me feel like I should be. Are you guys nervous? No. I was nervous for you. I'm nervous for you. I'm just so full of excitement. I want to jump up and kick my feet. I was so nervous for you, bro. You can do that, Kate. Go ahead, Kate. Show us how you feel. Just do what you want to do. Show us how you feel, Kate. No, you said jump. I'm not going to know anybody there except for y'all. Show us, Kate. I'm not doing that. I'll do it at the proposal. I'll do it when she says yes.
What? No, I don't think she feels like that. It is crazy because she has no idea this is happening. I'm not doing that, Cash. Do it. Do it for me. She probably has an idea. She has zero idea. Because I told her, I've been lying to her and I told her, I was like, listen, the ring, I custom designed it and she's known that for a while. And I was like, it's just still not in there. They're still making it because it's not like they have to hand make it. You liar. I'm like, it probably won't be here till like right before August.
Oh my. So I told her before, I was like, you need to have your nails done because the ring could be in my pocket right now. I could propose at any moment. You don't know. So I need you to keep your nails done. She has not listened to that at all because she's just like, the ring's not even here. Why do I need to get my nails done? So she does not care at all. She has no idea. But she's getting her nails done today, isn't she? She is. Okay, that's good. My dad told me he was like,
Because he had said earlier this week, he had texted the sister and was like, hey, make sure her nails are done. And her sister wasn't able to get her to the nail salon without being too obvious. So I was going to try to go, but now I don't have to. Yeah, I was worried because I was like, oh no. I know. If she doesn't have good nails, she's going to be so mad. But it's not going to be my fault. I'm going to tell her I tried. Is nails that serious? I didn't think it was either, but every girl has told me they're like...
Did you make sure her nails are done? - No, I would be so, if I got engaged with my nails looking like that. - I don't know why your nails look so funny. - I'd be very mad if you proposed and this was what my nails looked like. - Your nails could be a whole stand up bit. That thing's funny.
I told you it was doing I was wondering why that looked so bare I was like where's the I know it popped off I literally now that I don't have to wait for Kinsey to get here I want to go get him done after this because this has been I've been waiting because I thought I was going to have to go with her but it's been driving me crazy so I'm going to go get it done after this no wait just the one
No, I'm going to go get them done. I've had these for almost a month. Oh, actually, I've had these for maybe three days. I was so upset, though, with my... Okay, because I had told Cash so long, I was like, don't propose. I had a list of things that I wanted. I was like, make sure my hair looks good. Make sure I'm wearing this certain dress. But she somehow got me and my favorite dress ever at the time to get engaged. And she knew she was shot. She did not know I was engaging that day. I had no idea. But I told him, I was like, I need to make sure my nails...
Yeah, let's make this episode about y'all's engagement. I'm telling you the importance of the nails. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. If you go look at our wedding proposal, it was like 90 degrees in Texas and it was December. And I was like, I'm not getting engaged this month. I'm just going to get the cute Christmas nails I want. I got engaged with a candy cane stripe on my nail.
Oh, you did? I had like bright red nails and some candy cane stripes. I was not happy. And I was wearing like a summer dress. I was like, this is not the vibe. I just don't think Kinsey understands how much cash as well. Me and him have both been like stressing over this engagement. Yeah. And like,
Literally so many hours of every day has been planning this. Oh, no, not me. No stress. Mostly me. No stress here. No hours. So many creative meetings. So many just production meetings and just so many things have went into this. And there's so many little things you have to think of to like get behind. It's just been like so much work. A whole day.
that he's gonna convince Kinsey as the song they're making the video. Oh yeah, I sent her the fake song. She was like, this one's kind of sad. Like, you guys are gonna put this out? I was like, yep, we're gonna put that out. Because I wanted to make sure she had no idea that the song, the song is like, talking about like,
crying in my truck or something. The fake song. He made a song that he's going to propose to. It's going to be a music video. But he wrote a fake song so she won't expect that she's getting married. Yeah, so she knows the music video is happening. But the other song talks about getting married and stuff. So obviously she would know. Is this about me? Yeah, that's good that you made it so depressing. Do you think he's getting married too quick, Harper? I mean... Speak your mind. If you know she's the right person, then go for her. How do you know when it's the right person?
when you don't get the ick have you got the ick from her no yeah there we go wow yeah when um when you like like when y'all have the exact same personality and you'll actually just click and not and y'all aren't like so icks and clicks yeah x clicks none of that or wait no x more clicks don't hit don't hit nick
don't hit nick oh yeah she's on the nick then that's a good one you're gone no vaping so no icks you guys click and she doesn't nick yeah you should be a pastor you speak such beautiful words solid a solid dating that is very good thank you thank you yeah i mean like obviously make sure you take your own advice when you start dating i will i will i really will and honestly i'm thinking about dating a weird guy just a weird
guy like a really weird guy. No, Harvard. Maverick was the last one. I'm telling you there's no more left. First off, I'm not weird. Second.
Do we need to go back to the outfit you wore to lunch yesterday? That's called confidence. I just didn't care. I didn't care. I said, you know what? I don't want to go put socks on. I'm just going to slide these flip flops on and everybody else can sit and watch. I don't care. You really think that's confidence? Yeah. We literally walked out of the restaurant. Maverick gets a look at himself in the window of the car. He goes, y'all really let me walk around like this. I look,
With the cowboy hat on! The cowboy hat was a little- That's what you were worried about? A cowboy hat and not your flip flops? Yes, that's exactly what I was worried about. That's pretty freaking crazy. That's your worry. Please don't tell me you're wearing flip flops to the proposal. Wait, I've been looking at this the whole time. What is this for? Uh, I broke this on my drum kit. I gotta glue it back. What is it? Wow. Uh, it's like for the kick.
Interesting. Yeah. Yeah, I broke it. Yeah, but I'm a little nervous for Maverick to get married. Like, I don't think he's ready. I'm so excited. No reason to be nervous. I'm so excited. You know you're nervous. You know Dangley's so... No, I'm genuinely not. No, I'm so excited, Harper. Or, Harper, I am not nervous at all. I'll be freaking out. Do you know how long we've been waiting the... Like, everyone has been waiting for Maverick to find the one? Yeah.
No, you don't. About 22 years. 23. About 23 years. It was just so weird because after we, like, Maverick...
Gosh, I don't even know. All right. This is about to be really mean. I'm excited. This is about to go. It's just like after his last relationship, he was like, oh, I'm not dating forever. Was my last relationship a joke? Yeah. After my last relationship, I'm not dating for a long time. Might not ever date again. Might not get married. If I do date a girl, she's going to be the next girl. Like the next girl I date, she's going to be the one I marry if I date.
And now he's getting married. You say a lot of jokes, man. These are all funny. Well, some of those were true. We did say that too. After your last relationship, we were like, the next one he dates is going to be the one he marries. And I prophesied. I said, Maverick is going to... What? Have we shown my prophecy? Oh my gosh, you have to play it at the wedding. We haven't shown my prophecy. Woo!
Oh my gosh, guys. I'm a fortune teller. Let's just say that. At least. At least. Remember, go back a couple episodes ago. Bro, it's like you knew I was dating intentionally. Like, obviously, there was a good chance. No, it was just before the first date. Before the first date, I was pretty confident. It was before you told me you didn't even know if you liked her yet. I liked her. No. You were so desperate. I liked her for like a year. You were about to marry the Dallas Cowboy cheerleader. You were so desperate. He was not about to marry a girl. What the? You asked her out on a date. He asked her out and she rejected him. That's not why he was getting married. She actually said yes to a date.
But then she never hit you back. Oh, I did tell her to send me times and she never texted me times. And I was like, all right, I'm not reaching out. She was like, I'd love to. I was like, all right, text me what time you're available. She's like, okay. That's awkward. So I just let it go. So awkward, bro. How embarrassing. It's not awkward or embarrassing. Oh, Kinsey's texting me. What did she say? She's texting me pictures of the dresses she's going to wear for the music video.
Because we, well, it is a music video. But earlier I texted her and I said, hey, here's an example of what, because she thinks that me and her are like both in the video, but I'm not really. So I was like, here's an example of what they want us to wear. And it's like white sundresses. And she specifically said, I found that exact dress on Amazon. I think I might do white because then I can potentially reuse it for a bridal shower or bachelorette trip. No way. I was like, oh, that's so smart. Bachelorette trip sounds crazy. She ain't going on no trip. She ain't going to like,
Where do they think they're going? Orlando? For like a trip? What's a trip? Viva Las Vegas! Trip sounds crazy. That's what you do as a bachelorette. A bachelorette trip? That's what you do.
Maybe like a day thing. No. Trips are usually what people do. They go on vacations? They do little trips. It's like her and her sisters will go on like a little bachelorette trip. Do I get one? You can do a bachelor trip. Hey! We get a trip. It's a bachelorette. No, you guys would go on the bachelor trip. We're going on a bachelorette trip. Unless you guys... No, that's like the thing. We didn't do that because we got married so young that like...
I don't even know. All of my friends were in high school, like literally when we were getting married. So I like couldn't go on a trip. Well, guys, next time you see me on this podcast, I will be married. I'm married. I'll be engaged. Wait, is that true? I'll be engaged. Wait, that is true. Yeah. Next episode, I'll be engaged, guys. What the? Everybody is married. This is my last episode.
Being single. Like being just a boyfriend, single guy. After this, I am engaged. I'm committed. That's crazy. And then in a few months, he's going to be a husband.
He's going to have a wife. This is going to be crazy. Life is changing fast, guys. Keep up with the program. Oh, my gosh. I can't wait until I find my prophecy. Yeah, maybe he'll find it next episode, guys. No, no, no. Hold on. We love y'all. No, hold on. No, stop. We're not ending without my prophecy. We are. No, we're not. Next episode. We're going to find it right here. Guys, this is Maverick trying... Remember how we're always like, Maverick tries to end the episodes before it's really over? This is him trying to do that. It is over. If you don't like the podcast, just say so. We're at, like, what? 47 minutes? Yeah. Why do you always end it? Like, we're just in time where we can end it, and he's like...
Because Chase is at the airport waiting on me. Oh, is that really? Yeah. He's at the airport waiting on you? Yeah. Yeah, he'll be fine. Wait, why would he? He'll be fine. Sorry, Chase. Matt, why didn't you lead with that? Well, I just didn't think it was a necessary piece of information for the fans. Okay, so I'll see you on