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So who wants to go first Harper me okay, so my dog got attacked you never even got attacked by a dog harbour She might have we know Joe did and I got attacked by a vicious animal I got attacked by a mosquito I got attacked by a mosquito Okay
I guess I'll just talk about my dog getting attacked by a dog then, alright? Did you actually get attacked by a dog? No, I didn't. My dog got attacked by another dog. So your dog got in a dog fight. Listen, my dog is this... Yeah, her dog is tiny. Her dog is like the size of a squirrel. This is like some rich neighborhood dog fight. Like, what, were you walking your dog and you passed another small chihuahua? No, no, no. Oh, she's actually got attacked by two dogs. And now she has trust issues. And it's really sad, okay? It's really, really sad. Um...
So what happened? It's a sore subject on my part. Anyways, so yeah, my mom was walking my dog. And keep in mind, she was like a little baby, so she was as big as my phone. The dog or your mom? Both. No, but my dog was as big as my phone, and she was walking it, and...
they came across a house, and they have three German Shepherds. One wasn't on a leash, so they ran off, and it was just like three years old, the German Shepherd. My dog was like eight months old, and it ran off, and the German Shepherd ran off to my dog, and he picked it up like a toy, like did this, like shook it like he did like Maverick's leg. They're playing. He's playing. Except for the dog was five feet off the ground, and then he whipped it across the whole entire ground.
Grass that reminds me my dog did the same thing came in or you need to work on interrupting people. Oh, yeah Oh, yeah, my buddy. Go ahead. It actually worked. No, no, go ahead. Go ahead. No, I'm actually sorry. It's it's whatever I guess No, anyways, um, no, but yeah, she ripped she ripped my dog. My dog literally did the same thing He grabbed it and the cat came in our yard. He went and then he went so so yeah, she Ripped the dog's flesh
And she ripped it off her side. She ripped it off. I think I know she ripped it off. You like those two words together? She ripped the dog's flesh. My dog's flesh. She ripped my... What? No, she ripped...
Hold on. Start over. Like, you know when you rip something? Wait, wait. Did the dog get ripped? My dog got ripped. She got ripped off? You guys want me to rip? It was a bad business deal or something? No, it wasn't a bad business deal. That was before I was actually even a thing in life. Anyways. Okay, so Joe actually has a story. I'm not done with my story. I think you are. And then,
My dog went to the vet. That's all. Yeah. You should pass me that slime to hang around with. That's one of your friends to grab it. Hey, Kayla, could you grab my slime? It's right over there by the prime. It's not yours. You didn't make it. Well, it's Alicia's or whatever who made it. Alicia. You were close.
Nice. Well, Joe actually got attacked by a dog. Joey, let's hear the story. So let's hear how you got attacked by a dog. Okay, y'all know those big buff pit bulls that you see that you're always afraid of? Yeah, the ones that look like they're on steroids? Yes. Remember? I said the three jackest animals in the world are squirrels,
Pit bulls. And what was my third one? Kangaroos. Or monkeys, gorillas. Oh, that's what it was, gorillas. And then y'all said kangaroos. So apparently there's a thing with those dogs why people don't like them. You know they're banned in states. Yeah, like there's certain apartment places that won't let you have them, all sorts of stuff. So they will turn on you one day for no reason. That's why. All of them? Pit bulls.
They will turn on you like if they're your best pet. They'll just immediately turn on you one day and see you as a prey. That was what me and my mom were talking about on the ride here. No joke. So I grew up with this dog, and it was at my aunt's house. I went into the fence. I was Harper's age and your size because I was tiny too. So I went in the fence, and it latched onto the middle of my arm and like ripped the middle out, the whole middle out of my arm. All right, let me see the scar. So your whole elbow is just gone? You can still see the scars. Let me see. Let's see.
Well, I got... Yeah, it's a lot, isn't it? No. I think it's still there. I think it's still there. Oh, let's see. Your whole arm got ripped off. No, it's covered up with the tattoos. Oh, yeah? Oh, no, no. That's why your tattoo's fading at the bottom, right? Because of the scar? No, I burnt myself with an iron. Oh, yeah. In college. Gotcha. So, anyways, I had to go to the hospital.
Bro. Yeah. For 24 hours. That's so sad, Joe. For 24 hours? Yeah, I know. Well, I was attacked by an animal. Wait, are you trying to be nice to me because you made me leave a few episodes ago? I didn't make you leave. Yes, you did. No, you made yourself leave. He planned that. He said, hey, this is what we're going to do. I said, okay, I'm down. We didn't tell the other hosts. Don't try to make this on me. Don't try to do that right now. Have you ever been attacked by an animal? I have. What? I was traumatized, let me tell you.
It happened. She was traumatized. What, do you want to tell the story? Oh, I didn't realize you guys wanted to hear the story. Yeah. Yeah, because y'all never let her finish her own stories. What the? I just asked her about a story. Okay, so I'm going to finish the story. Well, can you start it first? Yeah, sure. So when I was a little girl, probably like eight, my best friend had a pet and I wanted this pet so bad. I begged my mom every single day. I was like, mom, please, can we get this pet? What pet?
Is it like a pillow pet? No. Like a webkinz? Y'all are gonna laugh when I say this. It was a hamster. I knew it. Your story of getting attacked by a hamster? There's no way right now. It was an intense hamster. Next story. You got attacked by a killer hamster. And I lost that battle, let me tell you. Where's the hamster at?
It's dead. In her mouth. No. You ate it? No. You flushed it down the toilet? That's crazy. My friend was like, hey, I'm going out of town. Like, she lived two houses over. Can you just come by and check on the hamster? I was like, yes, I've been waiting for this. He was the sweetest little thing. He was shaped just like this. And so I went and
And, you know, hamsters like to bury themselves. So I went inside and I was looking for him and I didn't see him. So I was kind of like poking around the cage. Oh. And I stick my finger in there and I'm feeling and I touch him and I kind of like was petting him trying to get him to warm up to me. He...
He latches on my finger. Yeah. Just like this. And I pull him out and he won't let go. And I'm swinging him around in the cage. I'm like, get off my finger. Get off my finger. And he won't get off my finger. So then I start freaking out because the hamster's not getting off my finger. And I pull him out and I'm flinging him around like this. Cage! No, you're not. Hamster out of here. Like Doctor Strange trying to cast a...
This story seems a little exaggerated. No, I had hamster and I gave him the story. No, no. No, no. I don't think
I don't think any of the laughs have happened. I think her story was lame. We didn't laugh, so she started adding on. No, listen, I've got to finish the story. Samster flew around the room. Oh, my gosh. So, well, anyways, after that, he finally lets go, and he kind of just, like, dropped. And I picked him up, and he was fine then. Like, he was chill. And so, you know, I was like, okay, he's alive. I'm going to go home. And I got scared, so I didn't go back the next day, and I didn't tell my friend. And then my friend gets back from her trip, and I didn't see her for a couple days. And then...
Don't tell me you killed the hamster. Yeah. You said you won the fight. You said the hamster won. You killed it. Yeah, it sounds like you won. She won a temporary battle. I mean, she won a long-term battle. Did you really kill a hamster? Yeah, and then she was so sad her hamster died. And she was like, I don't know what happened. Wait, did I miss the part? How did the hamster die? I literally think I shook him to death. I'm just kidding. That story was fake. Really? You know a real story about my hamster?
I got bit bro arm came out bit you mean? So I got the hamster it bit me and there's a two-week policy so I gave it back That's all I had to say okay, I got attacked by jellyfish. Oh
No, so I used to have like hawks, red-tailed hawks. First of all, for everyone out there that's not a nerd that doesn't know what a red-tailed hawk is. It's a fish. It's...
It's a fish. Yeah, it's a big fish. It's a fish with wings that flies around on Earth. Not in the water. It's literally just a hawk. It's a bird. And in fact, does not have a red tail. It's just a bird. In fact, does have a red tail. It's just a bird. No, it doesn't. I literally remember when you had it, I was like, why don't your red-tailed hawk got a red tail? Because they get them after their first year.
The first year they don't have them. We always kidnapped babies? Well, first years. You always fit it around. They left the nest. In case first years, you know what you call that? One years old. They're one years old. They left the nest. They were on their own. Their parents kicked them out. Maverick's the type of guy to say first years instead of one years old. What? My baby's on his first year. What? Anyway, so I took this bird out and we'd go like hunting and I'd let the bird go and it would try to like catch the little animals and stuff.
And one day... Hold on. No, you say this casually. Everyone knows who you're talking about, Mav. They don't know who you're talking about. Mav would capture hawks. Okay. Capture's kind of crazy. No, you captured them. He literally took them out. But I let them go. And then he would train them to fly up in the sky and come back and land on his fist. And the hawks aren't big. They're like this big. And he would train them to fly up in the sky, land on his fist, and he could whistle and make them do tricks. Of course he would. Kate walked on him singing opera. What?
What does that have to do with anything? I did not walk in on him singing opera. Cash walked in on him singing opera. I walked in on him singing opera. Oh my gosh, Cash also walked in on him doing something weird a couple weeks ago. What? I was dancing. You got mad at me for dancing. Let's finish the story. Okay, let's talk about that. Say your hog. So, listen. Alright. What was I saying? Oh, so we're... I'm out hunting with the bird. The bird's flying around. It's just following me as I walk through the woods. And all of a sudden...
Well, not all of a sudden. It had been like an hour, two hours, and we hadn't found any game for it to chase. So he was getting kind of frustrated. And I could tell he was getting frustrated. And so I'm walking, and I'm just relaxing. We're heading back to the truck. And he knew we were heading back to the truck. He always would get irritated when we're heading back to the truck and we hadn't caught anything. You're talking to him like it's a human, bro. I'm serious. I thought you were talking about your dad. No. No, he's saying it's off. I thought.
Sometimes when they're done they just fly back to the truck and sit on the truck have y'all They want to get when they want to go home you remember frozen a reindeer when he like talked for the reindeer and
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Anyway, I'm not talking for the bird. The bird had feelings, all right? So the bird was angry, and it took that anger out on me. I'm just walking through, and bam, back of my head. He hits me, kicks me with his claws, reaches him into my skull, and I... He said, and this is for kidnapping me. No. When I was only one years old. When I was a year one. So he hits me in the back of the head so hard, it knocks me to the ground. I face plant. I had no idea this was coming. You let a bird knock you down?
almost knocked me out bro that's crazy I was so disoriented imagine you're just walking through the woods and you feel a baseball bat hit you in the back of the head you're like a bird to a baseball bat yeah it's flying around you're talking about a bird like a little tweety bird boom hits you as hard as it can it's flying like 40 miles an hour hits you in the back of the head uh huh
I get up. I'm like, I just got attacked by a person. Something just hit me. I don't know what's going on. What's going on? Is there a tiger, a lion? What's happening? I get up. I'm literally like disoriented. I'm like, what's going on?
I look, I'm looking around from up in the trees. I'm like, it was my bird. My bird hit me. So I'm looking at the trees. It's so freaky, bro. Yeah. I'm like, stay away. Stay away wherever you are. And I'm looking all over the trees. And then I finally looked down and about for me to Kate, he's just sitting on the ground staring at me. Oh, I would have pooped on you. If I was a bird, that's how I get someone back. He's just sitting there staring at me like, and I'm like,
Oh, I was so mad. So I was like, come here! So I get him. You do not get him. I put him back on the leash. You put your bird on the leash? Yeah, I put him on the leash. This is a sound reel.
This does not sound real. It's real. Nothing about this sounds real. It's real. But yeah, I forgot. Did he walk or fly? Did he fly beside us? No. Or was he like, just like, occasionally if he got tired, he'd walk a little bit. But no. No, he would sit on my hand and I'd just carry him. Yo, yo, bird eyes. You
carrying him you know he can walk and fly yeah yeah i had to carry this thing so i'm carrying him back to the truck and i'm mad and and and i'm also lost now because i by the time i got i didn't know which way the truck was after this little fight i was like wait a second i'm out here in the middle of the woods and now i don't know which direction the truck was and so we're lost in this swamp where i'm walking around angry i'm angry walking and i finally get back to the truck and i get in the truck and i feel the back of my head and i'm like
This little trucker got me bleeding. I was bleeding out the back of my head. I took a picture, I had a hole in the back of my head from his claws.
Let's see the hole. See if you're lying. Did you just call him a little brother? No, wait. Because he does have a bald spot in the back of his head. That's not true. That's not true. That makes a lot of sense. Turn around, man. Now I understand where it came from. I thought it was old age, but it's not. You know my favorite short is when we were arguing about this and you were like, I do not have a bald spot. And you turned around and our editor edited a bald spot on the back of his head. That's not as real.
Well, I got a real story. Oh, and then at the end of the story, I just let the bird go. I got home and I let him go. I said, I'm done with you. Really? Yeah. I let him go every day, but he would always just come back. But this time I was like, this time he let him go like he does every day. And he was like, and never come back. Yeah. I was like, I'm not letting you come back. Wait, how did he never come back?
- Why did he never come back? - Well, he probably hung around for like a day, but when he realized I'm not gonna feed him anymore, he had to leave and go find food. - Oh. - You abandoned him? - Knocked him out in the window. - There's nothing worse than kidnapping a bird and then abandoning him. - Oh my gosh. - The bird lost him in the window. - I kidnapped the child. - You know what my friend told me? Or your cousin told me? - What? - They had hamsters or gerbils or something
And I guess... No, boy, here we go. Another hamster. No, no, no. This is real. This is real. She told me that when she was little, they had hamsters or gerbils. And I guess her parents just got tired of taking care of them. So they told the kids that the gerbils ran away. And the kids are heartbroken that their hamsters or their whatevers are gone. And come to find out, they put the hamsters...
behind the fence in the backyard and um behind the fence just led to like forest and buried him alive no no they just let him go and they were like survive you know they're obviously not gonna survive well so then her dad goes back like a day or two later to check and see if the hamsters are still out there or if they like are dead and hamsters were just waiting alive
- Nope. - Yes, they were still waiting for the hamster. - You did not find the hamster. - A day later, they could be alive. - A day later, you're not finding the hamster. You know how far a hamster can travel in a day? - A hamster's not going anywhere. He was waiting for them. - Bro, my snake, I accidentally left the front door open. My snake left one day. - It's a snake. - Why are y'all talking about humans like they're, your snake walked out the front door. - It did. - And it was my ball python. It was only like that big. Bro got pretty far in like 30 minutes. - Well, that was a snake. - You're acting like you broke up with it.
Well, I did. I had to let her go. You know, she wasn't good for me. These are hamsters. A snake can like survive on its own. She was a biter. Yeah, a snake can survive on its own. A hamster was just waiting for its owner to come and get them where it dropped them off. No, it's not. It's running around looking for food. No, they said they were shaking. They were so scared. This is the biggest lie I've ever heard in my life. My bird would have ate them. Can I tell my story now? No, no. Tell a story about how you walked
in on mad things only weird a few weeks ago i'll tell that right after this one because that one that one is the best story bro what are you talking about oh no hey it ain't better than you pooping your pants at the gym no yeah we already told that story in here what did you do i pooped myself with the pant i pooped myself at the gym on the machine wednesday and everybody knows too hard and my pants are now in the trash can of this man says fitness never mind
Did you actually poop your pants at LA Fitness? Have you ever pooped your pants? No, no. I don't want to talk about the same one. When I was maybe three, yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Oh, guys. Also, if you guys haven't already, go check out our boys podcast. It's pretty much exactly what we do right here, but funnier because- Also, they don't have a girls podcast, so- Well, we're going to start, you guys, a girls podcast if the boys one does good. So if you guys want them to start a girls podcast, go subscribe to our boys podcast. It's called LOL Bros. Link is in the description. That's crazy. Okay.
Like he's literally about to insult me. I don't even know what's going to happen. No, I'm asking your opinion. I can tell by the way he looked at me. We walked into you singing opera and dancing in your room. Listen, I want to know. Do you think...
Do you think? If you were on the moon. It's negative 400 degrees. Okay, this, wait, wait. This is something we talked about on the LOL Bros podcast. For a very long time. But we got much deeper than we're probably going to get here. Yeah, so if you guys want to really dive into this conversation, go to the LOL Bros podcast and watch the episode. On the dark side of the moon. Is that episode one? It's negative. Episode one. Negative 400 degrees. You freeze to death. Really? But no, that's not. We all agree to that. But how long do you think you freeze to death? Oh, negative 400.
- Oh. - Negative 300. - Do you think you last 400? - No, just two seconds. - Yeah, no, you step out and you're practically frozen. - Okay. - Wait, wait, wait. - But hear me out. What if you have a jacket? - Yeah. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. What if you have a bunch of jackets? - A bunch of jackets. - That's not what I said. I said, if teleportation was real,
and you teleported on the moon for five seconds and teleported back, you would still be alive. That five seconds would not kill you, especially if you had a bunch of jackets on. A bunch of jackets. Yes. It would not kill you for five. Define a bunch. Oh, like where you can barely move, like this. And if you teleported, one Mississippi, two Mississippi. What about your face and your hands? Three Mississippi, four Mississippi, five Mississippi. One Mississippi, you're dead. And you're back? No. Negative 400?
- 400? Bro, people jump in the water and they freeze to death in two minutes. - Guess what? And then we looked it up and we said, how long can you survive on the moon in the cold? And it said up to 60 seconds. - But that not the coldest side of the moon. - And it was raining. - Raining on the moon?
on the moon it doesn't what the okay well if it was raining on the moon wait wait wait you know what the moon is yes uh it doesn't rain there if it was raining on the moon you would freeze to death but if it's four negative here's the thing the other side of the moon the light side wait wait she's talking hey yeah yeah but she was finished no no but if it's negative 400 degrees not raining you just dry up no but if it was just cold and your lips will be chapped
If it was just cold air. Yeah, it looks like Cassius. What the? Basically. What the? Sorry. You would live for five seconds. And then we looked it up and they literally said that. Yes, you would. It's not on the cold side. That's the whole point. See the other side of the moon, the light side? It's 250 degrees. Positive. You'll die of heat.
Yep, and it was the cold side they were saying. No, so obviously there's a spot in the middle where maybe you could have. Yo, y'all giving away the boys' podcast. Yeah, yeah, just go watch the boys' or the bros'. Also, go watch LOL Bros if you want to hear that conversation. Wait, Harper, do you know what a gremlin is? Wait, hold up, hold up. You know what a gremlin is? Dude, I never got to say my stories. Ask her after. Ask her after. Gremlin?
What's a gremlin? What's the question? Okay, we just want to know if you know what a gremlin is. Yeah, I know what a gremlin is. What is it? It's in that one movie. You've seen the movie? Yeah. The Gremlins. It's called The Gremlins. What's the cute little gremlin's name? Oh. What is his name? We just had an argument that if you would know what the gremlins are. Yeah. Yeah, it's this really cute little gremlin. Oh. Yeah, we didn't know if you would know what that was. Yeah, I watched it when I was a little girl. We're thinking about calling the fans the LOL gremlins. No, don't do that. No? No.
No, bad idea. They would be offended. Joe's idea. No, y'all loved it. Still, it's your idea. The little gremlin. So, we have... We said we asked you first. We're starting an exclusive membership thing, which might already be out now. We're going to do Patreon, and then if y'all sign up for Patreon... Yeah, we're not doing Patreon. We'll name them the chum. So, what we're doing is an exclusive membership on YouTube, and we're going to release exclusive videos that only you guys see, like exclusive merch, all that type of stuff. And it's going to be just a membership...
That like we all have group chats in and y'all get to talk to us and all that type of stuff. But we weren't sure what we should call it. And Joe said, LOL Gremlins. And I said, I don't even think Harper knows what the word Gremlins means. I don't think Gremlins. I wasn't sure if she would. And the reason why I said it is because we have had a Gremlin right there behind the black cup for a lot of episodes. It's like I've been here pretty much since the beginning. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. My, actually no. When I remember the LOL Chumk, because Cash, Harper, Maverick, Chumk.
I want you to go. What's good? What it's so creative y'all aren't seen I think we need a vowel I think it's hard to make a word without a vowel Okay, I'm not gonna tell my animal story because I guess we're long past that so I want to hear your animal story No, no he wants to talk about him walking in. Yeah, I was dancing in my bedroom naked like one Okay, what's the problem? It was in his room
What? Butt naked. Dancing better than you. Blaring music. As I do every morning. This isn't out of the normal. And if anyone else tries to say that they don't do that, they're crazy. Most people do not dance naked in the morning. Joe, no, you told me something about you being naked. Not dancing, probably. Nobody dances in the morning naked. If you do, you at least lock the door. Here's the thing. You can say whatever you want.
Both of these two boys, that one and that one, me and Alex have to see their butts at least like five times a day. That's not true. Yes. Not true. What do you mean it's not true? Like every week.
Huh? No. You, every week. What the? You're at least two or three times a week. You have your butt out. The other day, he comes running out naked. He's like, I'm coming. And he comes running out naked. I ran away. I didn't know what to do. I just ran as fast as I could. And then he's like, later, like 10 minutes later, he's like,
Maverick, come in here. And I'm like, I'm not, I'm not, no, I'm not coming in there. I don't know. I'm not doing that. He's like, I need you for something. I was like, no. And I was like, I need you, Maverick, come here. And he's like, no. And then Kate was like, Maverick, just come here. He's not naked. I didn't say that. I didn't lie.
I just said, Matt, just come here. You're fine. And then, well, that's lying too. That was not fun. He was fine. And I wasn't coming in there. He believed Kate because Kate normally doesn't do pranks like that. And then God was like, oh my gosh, Kate's going along with it. And he comes in and he was like, oh my gosh.
to come in. You came running out. Listen, y'all ever seen five-year-olds that can't keep their pants on? They just have to take their clothes off every time they get home? That was me. That's him. Yeah. Anyways, let me tell the story. You didn't even let us tell the story. Yeah, you deflected. He just wanted to make a rant on people being naked. Listen, I walked in his room. We just told the story. No, you told it. You didn't say the full thing. He didn't say the full thing. He's blaring his music and this is exactly how he... Somebody's phone's ringing. That's the loudest...
This is exactly how Maverick was dancing in his room. Just like this. Answer? Is it fans? Who is it? It's a group chat. Harper, if you don't know the number, don't answer because it's probably fans. What's up? What's going on, team? Oh my god. Hang on. We should call our memberships. I'm going to let y'all go because y'all seem like you didn't actually need anything.
Alright, we're gonna- we're gonna- we're gonna block you guys now. Yeah, block them. Well, I'm glad we had that. This is how Matt was dancing in his room. Naked. Just like this. Whatever he does, I want y'all to know it's gonna- it was actually ten times better. And he's back!
His back was turned to me, so he couldn't see me. I watched for a good, like, couple seconds. Was he in the mirror or something? Why are you staying? You're weird. You did not have to include that little information there. That is, that is, you should not have said that. That is freaky. I opened up the door, and I was like, because I just saw your butt. And then I watched for, like, ten seconds. Ten seconds? Oh, my God! What is wrong with you? Oh, my gosh, bro! Oh, my goodness! Don't act like this was freaky when you were dancing. Ten seconds? Ten seconds?
The second he shows his butt, I turn my head. Yeah. Well, I would never stare at your butt for 10 seconds. Like, yeah. That's funny, man. Look at your butt. I wasn't staring at your butt. It was just the nakedness with the dancing. And like, it's funny. It's like entertainment. You're weird. You're weird, bro. You're weird. Hey, remember, we're Christians.
We don't get entertained by naked dancing people. He was admiring God's creation. He's just admiring God's creation, guys. Okay, that's an inside joke, too. If you guys want to know that one, that was also on the LOL Bros. But, no. And then, I'll be completely honest. Then what I did is after I got my good laugh in, I shut the door back, waited about one second, then I opened it back up, and I was like, oh my gosh, man!
And I heard that. I heard the scream where he was like, ah! Yeah, did you hear that? I heard the scream. No, no, I shut the door after I watched you. And then I walked back in? And then I waited like one second, then I opened it back up, and I was like, ah! That's the weirdest. Like, you're the weirdest person. It's like organized crime. That's like, I don't, I think I'm gonna get my own house. No, I don't think. Take a picture. You don't see it? I don't feel safe anymore. You're an organized peeper. I don't feel safe at all. Okay, well, let me show you how he was dancing. It was like this. Ha ha ha!
I can't do it in socks. It's like Michael Jackson.
Why were you doing that naked? I remember one time. Y'all had to watch. But if I was dancing anything similar to that, it was that. And y'all had to like, if you didn't see some man doing that naked, you wouldn't watch for a couple seconds. I would have looked for like. What? I would have looked. No. You would have to. No, you're weird. I wouldn't watch for 10 seconds. I wouldn't watch for any longer than the one frame that I saw it. It would be.
You're not even turning around. Oh, gosh. I can't. You guys are going to watch it right now. What? There's children here. No, I remember this one time. Me and Brooke, we were in this class, and our teacher started moving. I'm scared at why this is related. No, no. Me either.
She goes, oh, that reminds me. No, me and Brooke were at school. No, me and Brooke were in this class, and our teacher got onto her for something about dancing, and then the teacher started moving her hips, and she was like, do you know who I'm talking about, Brooke? Like, who? Who?
No, no, no. The teacher started moving her hips? Don't say names. Yeah. No, no, no, no, no. Wait, so what happened? Can you actually finish the story? Yeah. It was so funny. What happened? And she also did a back bend. What was funny? Was the teacher dancing? Is that what you're trying to say? Yeah. No, but wait. Just wait. Just wait. Oh, I'm waiting. I've been waiting. She had a dress on and she did a back bend. And Brooke said the way he moves makes me uncomfortable.
Yeah, she said the way you move makes me uncomfortable. Well, that was not funny. Kate, why are you knocking over the tree? Because my back is in so much pain sitting here trying to reach us. I just realized why you're mad at me. If you were there, you'd... It clicked. What? It's the jokes I made yesterday. Wait, what? When we filmed the yoga video on the club. If you guys haven't watched the club channel... That wasn't yesterday. Go check out the club. I will say, guys...
Mad made Kate pretty mad yesterday. Was that not yesterday? No, I think that was two days ago, right? No, yesterday we did club. No, two days ago we did yoga. Yesterday we did un-manned videos. So, mad made Kate mad yesterday. Well, and the day before.
And Kate woke up today. And the first thing Kate told me today was, I just hope Maverick doesn't stress me out today. I tried so hard not to. And then around 12 p.m. in the afternoon, Mav brings a flamethrower in the house. Well, no, it was just sitting there on the kitchen counter. We shouldn't have been there. And then he turned it on inside the house. But you were playing with it, too. I thought it was fine. You were putting your hand in front of it like, ooh, ooh. We were having fun.
Next thing you know I'm gonna walk in on that dancing naked with a flamethrower. He's gonna be like... That's like a rave in there. Get some lights going. Kate, are you okay? Oh my gosh. Kate knocked over a tree. Kate, can you sit up? Very strong woman. My back just hurts. I'm gonna sit like this for a minute. Do you have a set of lorgans? No, no, no, no, no.
Wait, what did you say? Dang. No, I just need to stretch out my back again. Okay, so why were you mad at Mav yesterday exactly? It wasn't... I'm not going to defend myself at all. I just want to hear. It wasn't...
He wants tips and tricks on how to self-improve. There was so much yesterday that was so stressful for me. Like what? Y'all don't even understand. Gosh. I'm doing my makeup. I'm doing my makeup. Or no, I'm doing a video. I'm trying to make a video for a brand, and I'm like in the middle of it. And the boys start freaking out. They're like, Kate, Kate, come here. Come here. Get upstairs. Get upstairs. Kate, come on. Come on. And I'm like, what is happening? They spilled some water.
Okay. And I said, they said, they said, we spilled some water. I said, oh, I'm filming a video. I'm doing work. Y'all know where the towels are? We were doing work. No, y'all know where the towels are? You spilled water. Cash was like, please come. You guys,
You got like right now. Come on, bring some towels up. We really need your help. I'm like, you don't though. And he's like stressing me out with the way he's talking. Not me though. This is cash. It was cash then. I was just like so stressed out. I'm in the middle of filming a video that I'm already like messed up like five times. And then I hear that and I'm like, okay, so I come upstairs. I help clean up the water. And then,
go back downstairs and I finish what I'm doing and then about 20 minutes later they come out with a flamethrower and they're like Kate we need one of your books we're gonna burn one of your books and a candle get us a candle so we can destroy you she's got 4300
we counted she can spare one out of 43 candles they said like a whole library they're not gonna read them all again they said give us a book and a flame and a candle so we can we can uh ruin them with our flamethrower and i was like i really would rather not and they're like nope nope we need one right now you have to give us one and i was like well i didn't want to set any of my stuff on fire yeah so then i'm like okay so i gave him a book but was that me again not me no you're not you're not
clarifying too I said Kate give us a book that you've already read and if you want to buy it again you can buy it again I don't care like just buy the book again I would just like to make a statement real quick as y'all can see Kate's a very stressed out person but
but none of these stresses were from me. Well, the fact that I'm getting to it, she just wants to take it out on me cause she can't take it out on her husband. So it's like, nope, I'm getting there. He looks kind of like him. So then I'm like, well, they're going to torch my stuff. I should maybe keep an eye on it. You know, make sure they're not doing it inside the house because sometimes they do things like that. They don't,
think about how we shouldn't set something on fire inside of our house. So they said, hmm, we'll go out to our backyard where there's a bunch of dry grass. And in case y'all didn't know, if there's a dry grass and a fire, fire spreads super quickly. It didn't though.
Y'all had no clue. Y'all had no clue if it was going to though. Y'all looked at it and you said, you said, get the hose. This might spread. Yeah. So we had a backup plan. So we literally had a water hose. We wouldn't even, even if it did spread, we wouldn't even need to call the fire department. We have a water hose. Okay. We also live in an HOA. And we did it. That's why we did it in the backyard, not the front. Yeah. We live in an HOA and it's just like when people see smoke coming from someone's house, it's instantly on the Facebook page.
I don't want to... Was it on the Facebook page? No, but it would have been if I wouldn't have put the fire out myself. Okay, here's the thing. We figured out Casey's blaming the HOA. Guys, we can't do that. We're in an HOA. Kate's like, I guess, the president of the HOA, and I think we're living with the president of the HOA. I just... I don't want to make people in our neighborhood mad because we live in a neighborhood with a bunch of like...
Young parents with young kids. I don't want to make anybody mad. And you can have a campfire at your house. When you have a fire pit. But you can't just set your backyard on fire. Running to the back of their fence. It was like a kid. The mom came over there too.
Yeah, there's like eight little, there's like eight-year-old little girls. They had her fence like watching and she's like. Yeah. And so then they start lighting stuff on fire and my grass is on fire. Guys, this isn't like a big fire. It's like the size of this right here.
Not even. Yes, and I'm scared that it's going to... I was scared that it was going to spread. I'm stressing. I'm like, my backyard is on fire. I should put the fire out. And then I'm spraying it. What are you, a firefighter or something? Well, no one else is going to do it. Yeah, I was using my torch. I'm torching my... I'm torching the book.
I'm trying to light the torch on fire. It was already on fire. As I'm trying to light the book on fire with my flamethrower, Kate is pouring water on it at the same time. Because I'm stressed out. And I was like, Kate, can you stop pouring water on the thing I'm trying to light on fire? She was like, yeah, yeah, my bad, my bad. And then I was like, okay, I'm going to do it again. And I was like, and then she went to water back on it. I'm trying to light it on fire. Can you not see that I'm trying to light it on fire?
I was stressed out. Fireman instincts are just insider. I was stressed out. My yard was on fire. I didn't want it to be on fire. This is all good points, but from the beginning, this is what I said, you're a stressed out person. It's not me. It was you, though. You were lighting some on fire, too.
I didn't even have the flamethrower. Also, also, also, also, we get our YouTube plaques. We get two more YouTube plaques. Thank you guys for that one. And Maverick takes a picture of it and he crosses out our address. Our address was on the box twice. I purposely made sure that when I took a picture, I crossed it out. He posts our address on the internet. I said, hmm, Maverick, take that down. Our address is posted. And he acts like I'm out of my mind. He's like, why? Why?
I take it down you can't even read it and I was like I can read our address like actually perfectly clear People not finding our address. I don't think you would have brought the story because now people are gonna look up. What's their address?
- I don't think it's on there. - You kinda just brought attention to it. - Okay, well if you show up to my house, I'm literally, I got a blaster. - But Cash, would you like to show them? - And I'll handle you myself if you wanna come be me at my house. - So like one of our PO box got leaked and Cash, would you like to show them what happens when our address gets leaked? Horrible things. - No. - When we get our address leaked, bad things happen. - Y'all are acting like I hate, no, I just don't want the creeps. - Horrible things. - No, they're worse. - We get fan mail. - Oh no! - What are we doing? - Not fan mail! - Mail!
oh we're just gonna have our cute little fans show up which is fine you know i mean i'd rather you not show up to my house but if you do i'm not gonna call yeah but there's one story where one influencer got attacked by somebody it's not just one influencer it's just freaky people out there and i bet there's a creep watching this podcast right now and just so you know whatever creep you are i'll hand you myself these boys no it does your audience no to my sweet fans i love you guys so much but to the person out there who's trying to stalk us and wants to break in our house you just
You're right. No one's trying to stalk us, but I really want to hear what she has to say to our fake stalker. Go ahead. I will handle you myself. How would you do that?
- You don't go to hell. She goes, "I know jujitsu." - Yeah, she, "You don't go to jujitsu with us. We'll handle it." - That's the thing, guys, is they think, they're like, if someone breaks into the house, we're gonna jujitsu them to the ground. I'm like, "You really?" - Why do you think we practice with our spears in the backyard? - Wait, Kate, so-- - We literally practice with swords, spears, blasters, cutting hand in hand combat. - I said, when the bad guy comes in with a blaster, you're gonna jujitsu him to the ground when he's-- - Can you like to demonstrate? - We learned this in jujitsu. - No, no, no. - How to take down a guy with a blaster. - He breaks down the door. He breaks down our front door. - Ready? - Okay.
- Oh no! - Then you go like this, then you go whoa! - Oh, oh! - Then you spin around. - Bam!
So the guy doesn't fight back and he never actually blasts the blaster? Well, majority of people that bring to a house aren't there to kill. Did you not see me kick the blaster away? Yeah. But you waited too long. He already shot you. No. You're already on the ground. No. Also, Kate. I wouldn't shoot cash. Anytime somebody holds a blaster up, they say something first. They're like, hey, get on the ground. That's when you take your moment. No. No one's going to shoot cash. He looks like a minor. If someone comes in and I'm holding them at blaster point, I'm wasting no time. I'm not.
I put my blaster up and bang, bang. You can't do a push-up. Listen. That's why I blast them from afar. You're not blasting anyone. I will have to because they're going to take you guys out. You can't accurately hit anything with a blaster. I can. No, you can't. I genuinely could take anybody down if I wanted. You want to test that?
Me versus you? I'm sore right now. That's all. Listen, all I was saying is that I didn't want our address being posted on the internet. But that's such a crime. Sue me. As y'all can see. And then he argues with me about it. And he argues with me just to stress me out. No, no, no. Yes, you do. And then we're filming the podcast. Me and Cash are rational, logical people. And Kate likes to live in her head and create situations that don't exist. But she thinks they do. Like she thinks someone's out there trying to kill her.
Right now. I don't think so. I know so. She said, I know so. She's gone that far. She doesn't even think anymore. You don't even think someone's trying to kill you? You know someone's trying to kill you? Oh, I'm 100% positive with the audience that we have that there's somebody out there. Some little... You're always just working. Kate, Kate. Wait, wait. Hold up. Why are we all laughing? You're sounding a little crazy. Because you said
Like, you sound like the killer to me, to be honest. Like, if someone's the killer, it's you right now. I have heard of creators... I'm 100% sure that someone out there is plotting a murder against us. I need to get my own place because I'm scared to live here. No, because I'm sure there is. There are creators I know that have a much smaller following that deal with stuff like that. Like what? Literal stalkers. Did you know that...
that the entire FBI history, every single person, every single time that a person has sent a letter saying like, I'm going to end you. I'm going to end you. I'm going to end your family. Every single death threat, not a single one, not a single one has ever came true. Yeah. That seems not true. Because the actual people that do it, they don't announce that they're going to come kill you. Yeah, exactly. So they're never going to... I'm going to kill you now. So all those people that you're saying that had letters or whatever...
didn't exist. Like I'm saying, it's pointless. It doesn't matter. They're not going to do it. It's like when people are like... Okay, but what about if they don't? Y'all don't remember the Idaho case? It was for just average college students brutally murdered in their home. Were they social media influencers? No, they were just average kids. So every average kid... Y'all should all be scared. Wait, think about this. Think about this. Every average kid everywhere. Someone's trying to kill you right now. It's not wrong. Think about this, guys. We can't say all this. So...
I'm bigger of a target in high school to get bullied because I'm an influencer and I do crazy things. Imagine out of these 4 million people or I have 4 million followers. You have 18 million. You have 10 million. You have 2 million. Wait, who had the most? You. Oh, yeah. Okay. But I think I'm the most likely to get killed. No, no, no, no, no. But wait, think about
of them combined plus our podcast we're gonna die well no you're gonna die kate has like a million followers you're fine no she's she's fine plus our podcast you're 18 times more likely to get killed no no plus plus our podcast viewers plus our club channel viewers plus the most channel views you should be terrified like think about one of those people out of all
of all those millions maybe even no not billions like a hundreds of millions of people that have seen our faces one of them has to hate us so bad that they want to come to our house and shoot us just kind of agree with her just you just think about it like youtube 450 million views this last one somebody who's seen cash's face wants to you know wait what'd you say
You're definitely out of all those millions, someone who's seen your face who kind of wants to. Yeah. That is what I'm saying. But they just watched this and they saw how good I am at jiu-jitsu, so try me. No, literally, that's literally exactly what I'm saying. My address is 4578. No, I'll give you the real address. 23... Stop!
Catch me outside. How about that? Hey, just so we're clear, she's going to want that more than bleeped out. You're going to die. She's also going to want his mouth blurred so they can't lip it. So you're going to have to, unfortunately, you're going to have to bleep it now and blur his mouth. I agree with her. She's so mad. She's so mad right now. I don't over this podcast.
fan mail. They said they want to see our reaction on camera. Just to be clear, from the beginning we asked, can you tell us what Maverick's done? You stressed me out. You just said our address on the podcast. That stresses me out, Maverick. It's not live. He's going to blur it and bleep it. And so there's no reason to be stressed. But I'm not going to proof it before it goes out. Send me a joke and you do it. Send it to me so I know. Okay, sweetheart. It's alright. We will open the bomb now. It might be. Y'all ever heard of the Unabomber?
The what? The Unabomber? The Oklahoma City Bomber? Nope, the Unabomber. He used to send out packages that were bombs so that when people would open it, they'd explode and kill them. Well, this is a horrible moment to bring that up. It looks like a child's handwriting. It can't be that bad. You opening that? Kate, would you like to open up the Unabomber? No, I'm not opening that thing up. Okay. Let's see what happens when somebody finds out our address. This is just a P.O. Box. This wasn't even our address. What the? Matt, where'd he go? Oh, no. Oh, no.
Is it Chick-fil-A? Just want to see your reaction. Open on camera. Wow, if somebody wanted to murder someone on camera, this would be the way to do it. Okay. I don't really know what it is yet. It's a Chick-fil-A Happy Meal. What the? It is a glitter bomb.
There's little beads. There's beads everywhere. Let's see. It says, very cute. Open on camera, please, to Kate from a fan. Why not to me? Come on now. I really hope it's a glitter bomb. That's crazy, Kate. I'll open it now since they put beads in it. Just want to see your reaction. Open on camera, please. Okay, Kate, watch this backside here because our address is on it. Oh, okay. You just flashed it. No, I didn't. You did. You had it turned around. Joe, you might have to blur that.
acting like I'm out of my mind. Like, that's a normal thing. That's the first thing they teach you when you get social media is don't put your address online. No, watch, you get killed and caked on. No, everyone in this room is making fun of me. No, I'm not because I'm your husband. What if I did explode? That would be so scary. Let's open it a little faster, sweetheart. Oh, sorry, there's a lot in here. Viewer retention's falling off. Can you just open one of them? You've pulled out lots. Aw.
She made me a bracelet! Gimme gimme! Aww, it came with a little like keychain. So sweet, okay. Ooh, this is good quality paper. Oh god. Aww! Is that what I look like to you? Is that what my hair looks like? That's cute! You look like Rapunzel. My hair looks so much longer than it actually is, I really appreciate that. I'm gonna frame it. That's so sweet. Oh, it's a letter.
Wait, read the letter. You have to read out loud, Kate. Stop reading your head. They can draw better than me. Dear Kate, you are my favorite YouTuber. I love watching you and the LOL podcast. My favorite video is steal or share. I made you a bracelet and a keychain. I hope you like it. From Zoe. All right, Zoe, what about me? Come on. Zoe, you are so sweet and I love it. And I'm going to keep this bracelet forever and cherish it and the keychain.
Thanks, babe. She's gonna take it off. Some of us won't be cherished. Imagine Zoe becomes Kate's murderer. That'd be a side curveball. Zoe is not. I can tell. Zoe has pure intentions. Yeah, thank you, Zoe. Thank you, Zoe. Appreciate it. That's good. And also, these beads give me something to fidget with. So, thank you. Put it in slime. Put it in slime. No. Don't ruin the slime. Put beads in slime. All right, guys. Well, thank you guys so much for watching this episode. We will see you guys next time. Peace out, bro. Shaka.