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Cash then leaves the hotel room and I'm like, man, he's been kind of gone a while. And then I hear like a screaming. I open the hotel room door. I see Cash running at me. He's like tripping into the walls. He's like, Mom, Dad, I humbly suggest you save some money and shop Amazon for back to school. It's for my growth, meaning my body's growing at an alarming rate. And clothes you buy me this year will be very small very soon.
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You just made me sick.
That is the made up couch, bro. I'm telling you. They just make stuff up. There's not one bad story about high school you could talk about? Well, I can't really talk about it. Tell us what Mr. Mackey did.
Who's Mr. Mackey? Okay. Oh, Mr. M.K. Oh. Mr. M.K.? No, no. Like, I just... Kate, y'all gotta get off your phones. Kate was just Amazon shopping. I was trying to... Joe asked me for a link and I was trying to find it. She has an Amazon addiction. So then she blames it on me. Anger issues over here. Kate's shopping on Amazon. She's like, it's Joe's fault.
Send me that link. I said, okay. You guys literally don't understand. You literally don't understand how many packages show up at our house every day because of this girl right here. Wait, who was that? The Grinch. Oh. The house showed her. I knew that. They show up at our house every day. First of all, there's so many packages. Pull your mic up. Okay, you got to pull your mic up because you talk so quiet in the first place. Like a little mouse. Joe, can you hear me fine? No.
See? Told you. Joe's not in a good mood today. In case Mike's like, guys, today we're going to be talking about... What about now? What the? That's more reasonable. Oh, wait, real quick. Fan stories. That's what we got to talk about. Hey, Grinch for celebrity impressions could be good. I don't know. All right, guys. We are going to be talking about crazy fan stories we have experienced. Yeah. There's so many because I have, like, so many fans. I know.
So let me start off. Let me say, guys, I appreciate all you guys. I love you. I don't know what crap they're about to say about y'all, but me personally, I would never speak ill of you guys. I love you. I'm not speaking ill on nobody. Because of you guys, I get to do what I love every day, and I appreciate that. Now them on the other hand, I guess they don't. No, he wallows in self-pity every day. Stares into the dark abyss. Wait, can we start with Kate's? Because Kate's is hilarious. Oh.
Kate has a problem. Kate solved world hunger. Stop with that. Now I'm just going to say what it involves. It involves a fan, Kate, and poop.
that was so bad that was fruity it sounds crazy okay yeah all right tell us your poop story kate she threw poop at a fan there it is story's wrapped up kate got mad at a fan threw poop at it no it was really a strange interaction wait one second i this is real quick and i think just because i don't want to interrupt the story when you start there was this like
There's a surveillance video. I'm so concerned. When we talk about throwing poop at people, you're like, I got to tell this story. Where is this going? There's this TikTok I saw.
And it was a survey with Scammer at McDonald's and this person ordering got mad. And she pulled down her pants and boots and just dropped it on the floor. She grabbed it and she just threw it behind the counter. Wait, did we watch that one? Absolute savage. I think we watched that on the Reacts video. I need to see that.
i need that's not real she was she was in the planet of the apes for sure she was raised by the apes wait mcdonald's what do i look up like mcdonald's lady hey hey donald's lady throws poop just look at it sorry kate tell your story now tell your story about how you threw poop in mcdonald's lady tell your version now that lady was gay
That was after her role in Planet of the Apes. She's trying to get in the character. You know. What do they call that? Imagine the actors. Like, I feel like if you guys don't know Planet of the Apes, like the apes, I found this out. They're real people that are behind, like CGI costumes. They're actually real people doing the movements. Imagine you're an actor and then you like forget to get out of character and you're just walking on the street. Yeah, they're like method acting. Yeah, you're just walking on the street. You're like. Yeah, and you're. Oh, shoot. Oh.
Show me that ape walk again. Not on the bike. It was kind of good. Kind of like Caesar. It was kind of knuckle draggy. What is that? That is not it. That looks like your normal walk. You walk like a jellyfish. I cannot. That's so bad. Stop doing that. Like Caesar.
No, I, no, my friend told me that I look like, um, what's that monkey called? The, um, wait, can I see George? No, no, my friend did call me that before too. Sophie did. Um,
And she would always... About your friends say you look like monkeys or something? Yeah. No, and then my friend also... I've said it once and I'll say it again, Harper. You need new friends. No, no. It was just a joke, I think. All right. We got to get to it. But we liked the friends we met. Sorry, Kate. I did. Tell the poop story. Actually, those two were good. I liked those two. The two that were in that video? Oh, yeah. We got to stop interrupting, Kate. I'm sorry, guys. Tell the poop story. Wait, but real quick. Can we see your... Can I see your ape walk? I want to see your ape walk. Yeah. I need to see this. Yeah, I got to see who has the best. Y'all comment whose ape walk's better, Cash or Harper. Oh, my God.
Your shirt really adds to it. Get into character. I can do a better one than that. You're not winning Grammys, that's all I'm saying. Oh my gosh. I hope that mic's not ruined now. I take full responsibility for that one.
Did I win guys? Bro's acting like an animal up in here. No, you have to like grip onto something. Oh yeah, yeah. You gotta hit the grip on it. That is one thing, when I watch Planet of the Apes bro, speaking of which, my new favorite movies. That's your favorite franchise? Favorite series? Franchise? It's not McDonald's bro. It's a movie series. Bro put on Ralph Lauren and forgot how to speak properly. Franchise? Yeah, what's up with those? What's up with the fit?
What? I'm not a like that. It's not a franchise. Planet of the Apes is a franchise just like Star Wars. Planet of the Apes is called a series, my guy. No, it is a franchise. A movie series. It's a franchise. Franchise, McDonald's, Wendy's, Burger King, Applebee's. Bro, learn English. I'm rolling with him on that. I do believe that there's a franchise. Okay, continue your story and I'll interrupt you when I'm right. Ready? I don't want to be interrupted though. Man, we have so much stuff to talk about, guys. We got the poop story. We got franchise. I really want to talk about Matt's fit.
The highest grossing movie franchise of all time is the Marvel Cinematic Universe a
That's a lie bro, it's Avatar. It's Avatar. Avatar is the highest grossing movie ever, I know this. It's not the franchise though. The franchise is a whole. What makes it a franchise and what makes it not? Hasn't had the multiple movies in the series. Oh my gosh, I'm so bored of this conversation. Hey, hey, tell us your favorite. You know what, I believe him now. Thank you. Because look at what he's wearing. He looks like he knows what he's talking about. Wait, seriously. I'm edumacated. What's... I'm not... I don't mean this in a bad way. I just... It's okay. I have a good answer. No, it's a question. Yeah. This is a question from the bottom of my heart. I have a good answer. Okay. Okay.
What's with the style change? The style change, yeah. First off, it's winter. So I wanted to wear a sweater. It's spring, actually. No, but the pants too. It's spring. I don't have a lot of sweaters. The groundhog didn't see his shadow.
It's winter. No, it's spring. It's winter. It's not winter, bro. It's like 75 degrees outside. What? It's like... Okay, technically it's still winter, but moving on. Yes, so it's winter. Okay. It's spring. I don't have a lot of hoodies. I don't have a lot of sweaters. Kate knows because she yelled at me because I did laundry wrong today.
All of my sweaters and hoodies are in the laundry. I needed something to wear on the podcast. This was the last one I had. No, no, no. But it's not like that's what you have. But you went out and bought that. That's why I'm asking. No, I've had this for like two years. That's why it's too small. Oh. So you're not willingly wearing this fit? No, no. It's just the last thing I had in my closet. That's acceptable. And I looked in the mirror and I thought, this looks dumb. And I walked out and Kate goes, I love that fit. That looks so good. And I was like, really? Are you okay? Are you on drugs? I think it's nice. That's the dude. Kate wants me to dress exactly like that. I like that.
That's how Kate wants me to dress on the daily. She wants me to dress like that to run to McDonald's. I think it'd look really good if it was slightly oversized. It's too small. The poop story. Let's hear it. Show and tell! I'm not showing you. I'm a visual learner.
- No. - I don't think I know about this story either. It happened while we were on tour. - It was kind of crazy. - This is what the sound effects are like. - Guys, we gotta be quiet. We gotta let her speak. - When we were on tour in 2022, we were in a city. I don't even remember which one. And we were on a bus. - It was Boston. - Was it?
It was Boston. We were in Boston. He could be making that up completely. No, I remember. Anyways, we were on a bus and there was one bathroom and it was like common courtesy. Like you don't poop on the bus. Like you just don't do that. And so I was like, I can't like I have to I have to poop so bad. And we were like at a venue like the show was that day. And like fans were inside with like the early access tickets doing the meet and greet and stuff.
And so I was like, okay, fine. I'll just go in the venue. And so I was going into the venue and these girls knew who I was and I got like in conversation with them and they were like super sweet, like such sweet fans. And we got in conversation and I'm not even joking. 30 minutes. I'm sitting there. I'm like, are you squeezing your cheeks? Cheeks are being squeezed. Let's not say it like that. Just like this. Let's not, let's not, let's, let's.
Why do you do things like that? Voluntarily. Like no one asked you to do that. All our beers are gone. That's how hard they were being squeezed. So just imagine Kate doing that. I'm in this bathroom and like people are in and out and I'm just so jealous of all these people that are like getting to use the bathroom but I'm just like stuck in the conversation. Are you inside the bathroom or outside the bathroom? We were in the bathroom
bathroom and there are stalls. I'll tell you what, she's right. I've never been more jealous than when I have to use the bathroom and somebody else is getting to use it. That is when selfishness, greed, everything will come out. I like kept trying to like, I was, I didn't want to be rude. So I didn't want to just like stop talking to them, but I was like trying to wrap it up and then we'd get on another topic and it just wouldn't end. So finally I was just like, Hey, this has been great. But like, I really like, I'm literally about to poop my pants. Like I have to go. Did you tell them that? I did. And she was like, Oh my gosh. Yeah. It's like for sure. Totally.
really do your thing and I was like thank you I expected them to like leave the bathroom and maybe catch up with me later or something they waited outside my stall and it was hey you there did you know the lol bros podcast is out this is true it's like the lol podcast but it's just the bros just the bros link in the description oh man link in the description oh no are you like waiting you're not using the bathroom this is what they heard hey can we get your
Imagine you know the awkward crack in the salt they're just looking like Looks like you're about done Oh my god I kept waiting for them and I like I don't oh my gosh if they see this I don't want them to think that I was mad because I wasn't it was honestly funny and I still laugh about it but I was just so like I can't poop with an audience You're a nervous pooper I am I can't do it with an audience so finally I just like stood in the stall waiting for them to leave and they wouldn't leave and I was like okay
And I like walked out. And you never went? I don't remember. But I remember like literally like five minutes later, I was like, okay, I got to find somewhere else to poop now since I can't. And I literally walked up and down the streets because we were like in the city. That's when she walked into McDonald's. And then she had to do it on the floor. Yeah.
And I found some weird market and they had a locked bathroom and they weren't letting me in. And I was like, no, listen, you gotta let me in. And they were like, I was like, please. I've been at some of those where they're like, oh, we don't have a bath. It's only for employees. I'm like, well, I'm gonna poop right here. Or you're gonna let me use the toilet. Yes, sir.
Yeah, but that was one I was like... And I got back to the bus because I remember after the venue, I was like, crap. So I went back to the bus and I told her mom. I was like, she waited outside the stall for me to poop. I didn't know what to do. I just couldn't. And so then she was like... I'm just imagining the silence. It was just so bad. The silence. They're just like, wait, do you hear the poop? They're like... I just, I don't... I don't hear none, Kate. You are lying to us, weren't you? You do have to poop, right? Yeah.
Oh, your turn. Your turn. My turn? Yeah, yeah. Oh, I got a great poop story. No, no. The fan story. It's not a poop episode. Sorry. Okay, now I got to tell my poop story. No, save it for another time. No, no, no. I got to save it. No, you can do a poop story later. No, forget. A good thumbnail of you holding some poop. I like it. So I was in the bathroom. No, no, no. I'm going to tell my fan story then. Okay, hold on. Just real quick. My favorite fan story. No, no, no. Save it for another time.
Please, it's so hilarious. Please let me say it. I need to know now what this is. Please convince me. I was filming this YouTube video. I was like, hey, pull into Walmart. I gotta poop. Oh, no. I'll make it quick. I went into the bathroom. I sit down.
I let it rip like Beyblade. Right? And then, next thing you know, I'm in there alone. So obviously I do what I want when I'm alone. No, I know I'm alone. I know I'm alone. It's going. Full flow, baby! Boom!
And then I'm still sitting in the aftermath where you're not quite done pooping, but you also don't want to wipe it. You're done pooping, but you also don't want to wipe it. So then you just grab your phone and you're like, I got to play around. I got to scroll on TikTok for a minute here. So I'm in that era. I'm scrolling on TikTok for a minute, but it's like silent. I got to hold my ball. This guy walks in. He doesn't know I'm there. I'm assuming.
He thinks he's alone. He sits. There's only two stalls. So he gets in the stall next to me. And he lets it. Rip. So he challenged you. Yeah. No, he goes. And I was like.
It was the loudest thing I've ever heard. It was louder than any of mine have ever been. I was impressed. You basically came in there and said, I'm dominant. I'm king. I already let all mine out. I didn't know what to do. I was like, you win. The best part. Then I looked down and my microphone is still on. Oh my video. I have this for the rest of my life.
Best moment ever, man. No, I have a good poop story, too. No, this isn't the episode. It's not even me pooping. It's not me pooping. But when I was up in... My mic? No, you're fine. Oh, okay. No, but basically when I was up in L.A., the person's going to see this, but they might not. But what happened was... So basically... Oh, you're killing me, Smalls. No, no, no. So...
What the heck? Something just dripped. But so basically what happened was, um, did I just say a bad word? No, I don't think you did. She thought the bad word. She was like, you thought of a bad word. I think you said what the heck. Yeah. Okay. Okay. So that tells us the Harper. Yeah. You curse in Harper? No. In her head? No. She's like, stupid.
Stealing. And I start kicking the ceiling like you did to your bike. No, but you can tell I have ADHD right now. Okay, so you're in LA. So, yeah, I'm in LA and the men's restroom is like right there. The women's restroom is all the way over. Like, it's so far away. So, I just change in the men's restroom because we have to change for different things. And...
So I was in the men's restroom changing in like the big stall and I hear somebody come in and then they're peeing in the urinal and they fart.
A men's bathroom is scary. I do that all the time. Wait, why were you in a man's bathroom? Because the women's was too far away. And she was changing quickly. Yeah. Women's is usually right next to the men's. I know you're not a man, but when you use a urinal, you fart sometimes. No, guys, I'm not even lying. Every morning, Cash gets out of bed, and he walks to the bathroom, and he starts to pee, and he farts. Like, on cue. Do you guys not do that? It's like a part of his morning routine. Not when you're peeing, you just...
No, he's got a little one out. No, it builds up in the middle of the night. It's like he's like peeing with everything he's got that it like before it comes out. That's so bad. Fan stories, guys. Fan stories. Now, what was yours? No, mine. You skipped mine. Yeah, I guess that was it. No. So basically what happened was like a few weeks ago I was at a cheer convention. There was a few like
thousand people there, I would say. And 500 of those people came. You counted? No, not. I'm approximating 500. What do you do? I don't feel like you're sorry because it looks like you're kicking it. She goes like, sorry.
no but 500 of those 3 000 people whatever were in a line uh we're in a line like um around the cafe like starbucks convention center for me and we were i was in you yeah for me and i was like oh my gosh that's crazy so i was getting tugged and pulled every way and let's make a take photos make a take all this and i do not have time to take to make tiktoks i'm sorry guys like
If you want to make a TikTok with me, I do not have the time for that because I have to go, like, warm up. So... Guys, I will always make TikToks with you. No, shut up. I love you. I make time for you guys. Me, personally...
That's all I care about. You guys are the reason we're here. Hey, hey, hey. Someone doesn't understand that. No, I do understand that. But, like, I... It's just when you have 20 minutes to warm up before you go on stage in front of thousands of people, maybe you get a little concerned before you go. But, anyways. So, that was at the trick-or-molition. But, still, the same day, I was walking in to warm-ups. These people, like...
A thousand people, I would say. A thousand people. Two thousand. No, three thousand. Maybe even five. No. Whole town came out. No, no. A thousand people were in the warm-up section. Every time I walked past, there was a wave of people standing up. And then they, like, walked over the gates. And it was, like, tilting over. And it was so much fun. And I was like, hi. And any time I'd wave to them, they'd be like, hi!
Wow, did you feel like a real celebrity? I felt like so famous and I was like, yeah, it's me, Harper, whatever. Just an ordinary girl. No, but, no, like, I don't feel, do y'all think I'm famous? Like, I don't feel famous. No, no. Y'all were thinking about that the other day. At what point are you considered famous? Famous? Well, here's the thing. Okay, so this is how it works. When you're on my level. There's brackets, there's tiers. So if you want to be an A-lister, you're looking at someone like me. When you want to be a B-lister, you're looking at someone like Mav.
no no b is me here's my thing you're not like to me like famous is like jennifer lopez ariana grande like yeah a-list like like you're in like big movies like like like like people like a majority of people like know your name or like heard of you or like yeah something like that's like that's like like celebrity is like famous and then b-list is like james charles um
I'd say most YouTubers. Like me and Z-List, it's like you'll get invited to the Grammy still. You can get front row tickets to a UFC event. But like you're not like. So you're saying you all aren't charting? Nope. Because you weren't at the Grammys last night? Unfortunately, we are not. Z-List is. And I just think about, I thought about that. I was like dang. We're more like C, D, E, F, G, G. No, what do you think I am? Please just say D, C. Yeah, probably around the D, C.
Oh, it's in CD. I don't know. You from the DC area? It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. If you're doing it to be famous, you're doing it for the wrong reasons. Oh. You do it for the money. She goes, oh. Oh, yeah. That's it. Yeah, you gotta be doing it for the money like Joe is. Yeah.
Oh yeah, what's in his mouth? He got offended for a minute. I forgot. Yeah, he was like, am I doing it for the money? I just got money on my mind. Matt, what's your fan story? Oh my gosh, my favorite story. This one will forever be permanently locked in my memory and I'll never forget it. We are at Playlist Live. The OG Playlist Live. I'm excited because I don't remember this story. How I'm this Playlist.
um this was before you were dating kate yeah and um per se we were per se kissing a fan uh at this point i think me and cash were so stupid um we were we had we were famous enough to get into the creator tower so they they gave us a hotel room so we had our own hotel room but then we were also like a lot of our friends aren't like
very popular playlist if you get invited as a creator you're in this tower and if people that aren't invited aren't allowed in that tower so they can't even come to your room yeah yeah so a lot of our friends that weren't creators that were just our friends they came to the event and they couldn't get to our room so we bought a second room so we paid for two hotel rooms and only used one except during the day we would hang out people there so we're walking through the lobby and like there's some fans and stuff and we go to the hotel room cash then leaves the hotel room
And I'm like, man, he's been kind of gone a while. And then I hear like a screaming. And I'm like... I know what story you're telling. What was that noise? I hear like...
Scary I opened the hotel room door this mile and I kid you not mile long hotel hall. It's a long The longest hall you've ever seen I see cash running at me. He's like tripping into the wall. He's like Just like planet of the apes bro And this girl this girl, I don't know how descriptive I should get. No, no, no, okay I'm not gonna get descriptive about this girl
But this girl was bigger than Cash. She was stronger than me. Bigger than me. And keep in mind, I was like 15 at the time. I'm scrawny. I'm like Harper size. He's a little guy. And this girl's bigger than him. If we get in a fight, she winning. Oh, she can do whatever she wants to you. You are done. And this girl is chasing him. And it reminded me of like David and Goliath. Like in Goliath, chasing a little boy. But I got my slingshot. I was weaponless. And he's running. And I'm like...
You can make it! You can make it! And this girl's just screaming, "Cats!" Freaking out. And then so he gets in, we shut the door. We back up from the door and we're like, "Is it gonna hold? Is the door gonna hold?" The door's like, "BOOM!" But first we did all the locks. You know how you do like the normal one, then you do the chain, then you do the- We did everything. We're like pushing beds in front of the door.
We're like, we're like looking out the balcony like can we jump if we have to I think we can oh my gosh It was so funny, but also so scary. I remember just the banging on the door. I can still hear boom Oh she wanted more than a photo I was terrified the rest of the playlist i'm like looking over my shoulder like where's she at?
No, what would you think? What would you think would happen? My cheekbones hurt. What would you think would happen if she caught up to you? Oh, he was getting tackled by a linebacker. His hand going down. Boom. I was terrified. There was nothing I could do either. Once he's down, it's like, come tell security. I'm going to go inside. I'm going to call hotel security. Say there's a little boy. Bad things are happening to him in the hallway. Y'all got to come help him out. Oh, my gosh.
The second probably, same, I remember that same playlist. I think it was the same playlist. One of my favorite things we did was we did this elevator party. And we told all the, we put on our stories like, everyone meet us at like the north. This isn't like crazy stories. This is just one of our favorite stories. North Tower Elevator. And I mean, we packed-
How many people in this elevator? Dude, it was insane. I have a video of it, but there's no way I can find it now. It's probably deleted. That's actually so dangerous. No, we were all like shoulder to shoulder in there like this. I would not have gotten in there. And we were like 15, so we didn't give like any... No one's above like five feet. Yeah, we didn't think anything about it. We're all in there like shoulder to shoulder like this. And then we have a speaker, and we're all just like jumping in there. The whole elevator's...
No. We had no fear. No fear. I wasn't even thinking about the elevator falling. I was just like, this is fun. It was crazy. And then after that, yeah. And then the elevator doors opened and she was standing. No. And then she like body like slid on them. It's so sad that they don't have events like that anymore. Like, flashbacks.
They literally had to cancel Playlist. Why? It was gone. You would love Playlist. You would have ate Playlist. Oh my gosh, you would love Playlist. It was literally like creators show up and fans buy tickets and it's just at a hotel and
- You spend the whole weekend hanging out with your fans, hanging out with creators. - And just like in a hotel. - And then at night they would host these creator parties. They rented out Universal Studios. - They rented out Universal for us. - So it was after hours, after 11 and we were all there. And it's just creators, no fans. So it's just you and your friends.
and like like other creators and you're just filming content universal and doing stuff one year they did like a giant water park so like there's no line it's like the whole universal studios there's just like no lines no rules do whatever you want like it's so fun they stopped doing it though because people weren't buying like fans i don't think i don't think fans are buying tickets like we went we went in tickets were expensive we went in 2022 which was the last year that was the only year i went but that was last year they did it and like even then i could just tell that like
the amount of fans compared to what y'all what i saw y'all go to and like 2019 2020 or maybe not 2020 but like 2018 2019 it was not the same yeah yeah one of my favorite fan stories was you're not favorite like it was just fun because you get to meet all the fans like all weekend you get to hang out like you don't become friends with like yeah what's the difference between what about bitcoin how's that with the fans bitcoin's cool but it's a little more like but what if nobody comes to my booth a little more educational a little more like
Oh, you don't really have a booth. Well, it was more of just like a big party. What is VidCon? It was like we're hosting a party. All the creators are going to be there and the fans are invited to pool party tonight. And I still remember there was like because you'd walk out into the lobby and stuff and it's just the same people. It was the same fans. You got to know your fans, know creators. I still remember the one girl. I loved her that weekend. I know who you're talking about. Yeah, she was so sweet. I loved her. Wait, is VidCon still around? Oh, yeah, that is.
But didn't people not really go? No, it's fun, but it's not all creators now. Yeah, VidCon's more like to learn about YouTube. Yeah, and it's like at a convention center. Like, Playlist was at a giant hotel. Yeah, Harper, you should make your own convention like that. Yeah, like, Playlist, no sleep. Yeah, VidCon's like, you go, when it's over, you go home. Playlist is like summer camp.
Yeah. In a hotel with no parental. Someone should do that. Summer camp for social summer camp for some of those creators and stuff. I know. I wish they had something like that. It would be so fun if just us and all our friends could go. One of my favorite fan interactions. Y'all had the best growing up experiences with being a creator. Oh, they did. I got in too late. I don't...
- Why? - What the? - What do you mean? - Yeah, you're first of all, you were just starting out. You got plenty of time. - You just talked about, you went to freakin' the cheer thing. - LA, we just shot, oh yeah, the cheer thing. I mean, it's the same stories we have. - Yeah, but playlists is, you get to rent out the whole Universal Studios and we have fans. - Harper, I promise you, you'll do those things. - You'll do cooler things. - My first, you know what, my first three years of social media, I did nothing.
I didn't even leave Oklahoma. I still feel like I haven't done anything compared to what they've done. Yeah. First year cash went to VidCon, not as a creator. Yeah. I bought a fan ticket because I was like, I wasn't, I had like 10K followers.
Really? And all my friends were creators and I was like, dang. She's like, you are a nobody. You're a nobody. I was going through my DMs yesterday and I was looking at me trying to get PR and I was like, hi, my name is Harper Zomer. My account is called SHGetReadyWithMe. Oh, from when you first started? Yeah, and I have 60K followers. Is there any way you could get me PR? Yeah, I will say that influencing in social media has just changed in a way that like
You can be an influencer with a way... You don't need as many followers. You don't need as many followers to be an influencer anymore. To be a full-time job. Yeah, for it to be a full-time job, for sure. One of the craziest fan reactions or fan moments I had... This one necessarily wasn't good, but... VidCon. More like Kate's story.
I was live streaming, and this was back when I had like 20,000 followers. So I was live streaming. This is crazy. When I would go live, I mean, I read every comment because I didn't get that. There was only 30 people in the live stream. Yeah, I didn't get that many comments. I had like 20, 30 people on my live stream. And I was live streaming, and somebody said, I'm outside your house. And I was like, no, you're not.
but then low-key i was like maybe i should look like i look outside and they were outside my house and i just acted like i didn't see the comment and then eventually they went away no bro that's so crazy that's crazy and then i went outside there's a gift basket on my doorstep so that was nice i still ate the candy though what share with candy i don't know but i ate it i was afterwards i was like maybe i shouldn't have ate that but i ate it man
And I need it again. Bring me some gift bags. No, I'm kidding. That makes me so sad. I wish we could do actual events. Yeah, what if we had our own event? You guys have a talent for making y'all's lives sound horrible. No, I'm just saying that it was so fun. We're just regular creators. No, it was so fun. The one time I went, I would love to do it again. And this is the only time I'm really spiking in life. I just get to sit home and make TikToks for a living. I wish we went on more trips. I added up how many trips we went on in the last...
One and a half years. I don't think you should say it. That's like... Just say it. Yeah, that's... It's embarrassing how many trips you went on. That's how many. It was seven trips. Now, over half of them were work trips. But still... No, like, yeah, like four of them were work trips. And then we went on like three. I was like, that means we went on a trip every six months, which is insane. No.
Every two. No, I'm saying like the ones we planned were like two or three. And then like the other four were work trips, but they were still like fun, like to fun places and stuff. Yeah. I was like, that is an absurd amount. And Kate was like, I just wish we traveled more. But you leave every month or so. Yeah. I'm going to be honest. I'm really bad about comparing my life to other influencers. And I just like, I see so many other influencers. They travel like literally like the tart. No, like every two weeks they're going on a trip. And I'm like, dang, like we never travel. Oh, like to the tart event. Yeah. She was at that.
- You were? - No. - But why wasn't I invited? - No, I was not. - I wasn't invited to the White House trip. - And they take people to Cabo. - Okay, but you were at the Tarte event. - I was at a Tarte event in Dallas. I didn't get taken to Cabo. - Yeah, but she didn't get to go.
invited i wasn't invited either white fox event oh white fox did they have one in dallas no they had one like some yeah it was probably in l.a they white fox has a lot of l.a events i was so mad because everybody was like alex earl darcy mcqueeny well you can harper you could get invited to those you just like don't live in l.a
And it's not worth it to travel out there. They're not going to pay. You can show up if you want. I got invited to a Kendra Scott event in LA one time. And I really wanted to go because I love Kendra Scott and I've never been able to work with them. And I was like, this is so cool. I'd love to do it. But there's no point in me flying out to LA, buying a plane ticket, paying for a stay, just to go to an event. Wait, have you ever been to an event?
influencer creator thing no and i will say i feel like dallas i don't know how i see like a lot of creators especially like ugc creators do like events in dallas and i was just like i was literally like how do people get invited to these like i have no clue how and it's hard i mean once you i mean once you're older you can't like
I mean, there's been some here. I was like, oh, I mean, we could see if Harper wanted to go, but like, it's like during like school hours or something like that. Like the tart, the tart one, I didn't even get invited to my sister-in-law got invited to, and I was just like a guest she brought. And then like the same thing with the philosophy dinner that night, I didn't even get invited. She had reached out for me and was like, Hey, can she like come? And then they were like, Oh, we'd love to invite you. So it was like, I didn't even get invited, but,
But I still went and it was fun, but it was like, it was, we went during a school day too. So it's like. And you do stuff we haven't done too. You did the Macy's Day Parade thing. Yeah. But that was for cheer, not for influencing. No, but that was still a fun experience. Wait, it wasn't for your influence? No.
Yeah, they like... Half and half. It was like half and half. She got some money off for influencing or something. But like, still... Harper, that's a crazy experience. Yeah, but it's just amazing. Do you know how much I want to go to New York during Thanksgiving, Christmas time, and I begged cash for years, and I've never gone? Oh, it's stressful when you're cheering, though. It's so cold, and we're wearing skimpy little outfits. It's so cold. Well, Harper, it's all about perspective. You've got to compare your life to other people's lives. What the... This is...
I had this conversation with you last night. Yeah, and I'm speaking it to Harper now because it was a good conversation. You're influential. No, it is about my influence. If I'm going to compare my life to Cash's life, mine is like 10 times better. Yeah, exactly. What the? It always makes me feel better too. I could be Cash right now.
No, I just like... No, but I get what you mean, Harper, because it's like, as an influencer, you compare your life to other influencers and what they're doing. Yeah, and it's cool. Every time I go to school, these upperclassmen are like, Harper! Yeah. And I'm like, yeah. No, but like... So do you like going to school? No. What? I hate it. Okay, what? Mom,
- Mom, please take me out. - Listen, also, that's what I was gonna say. No kid likes school. - Mine is a worse experience because people tell me that they'd rather kill themselves than be me.
Is it fun sometimes being like Harper at school though? Yeah, sometimes. But like when I'm on main campus, but on ninth grade campus, kids tell me they'd rather be homeless than be me. Yeah, that's bullying. And I literally, I'm going to go to your school. I'm going to literally go to your school and make them pull every student into the auditorium. Can y'all please do a meet and greet at my school? And then I go up here. Kate's going to walk up and she's going to be like, you can't talk like that. And they're going to say the most foul thing to you. And you're going to be like,
This is Kay. If she went to like a freshman class, she'd be like, they're in the auditorium. Attention, kids. Bullying is not allowed. It is not okay. One of them would scream and say something absurd to Kay, and she'd be like,
I run off the stage. I don't think you understand. Like, we play basketball with some of these ninth graders. They're brutal. And they're absolutely vile. And I should have called the cops on that one kid in Target. I wish I would have. Oh, the one that was like, Cash. No, yeah, I should have. I should have called the cops on him and said that we were being harassed. Because that is freaking vile what that kid said to us. Like, I can't stand the freaking 14-year-olds around us that are so rude. That's what happens to me every single day. It's so annoying. Yeah, no. And I would literally...
I don't know, kick them? Like, I don't freaking know. It makes me so mad. Like, why can't they just be normal? Just be normal. Stop being rude. Wait, wait, wait. What'd you say? Can you visit my lunch? Yes, I would love to visit your lunch. I would love to go to your lunch. That would be so fun. Please visit my lunch. Like, I... Wait, that's like a thing in high school? Yeah. Yeah, I think she... If she, like, like,
Like, she can sign y'all up, and y'all can, like, come have lunch with her, I think. Yeah. Yeah, you could put them on a paper. I know that used to be how it is. Yeah, yeah, it still is. That's a thing? I thought that was just, like, elementary school. I don't know. We might get you bullied more. No, please, please. Yeah, I feel like we might get you bullied more. No, I don't care. I promise y'all I'm gonna bully you. I'd be like, Harper's so short!
No, please. Please just come to my lunch. That would be so funny. Or just come to my class. Can y'all be a student for a day and ask them? No, that's highly illegal. I would love to come be a student. I would go back to it. I've thought about that actually about like
because i left high school like i was only in school for a year and a half before covid and then i just left but like i've thought about like what it would be like to go back and like be a student i wonder if you can ask my principal and just be like hey we're we're crazy famous can you please can you please let us come into your school no that's like yeah that's like but i feel like it depends on what class so what class would y'all want to go to if you went back uh p.e
I want to play dodgeball with some nine-year-olds. Oh, yeah. Destroy some 10-year-olds. They're going to target us so hard. I would go back to chemistry or geometry. Chemistry or geometry. Chemistry or geometry. What the? Where you actually do work. I loved...
I love geometry. The shapes were so fun to me. I'm going to pretend like you didn't just say you do. I don't think she can do geometry. I was so good in geometry. So you have fun doing geometry. He's going to go pee. I'm going to go lunch. What's the formula? Don't quiz me. I was a sophomore, okay? And I didn't even finish geometry. I wasn't even in geometry the whole year before we got up for COVID. She took basic geometry. This is a square. This is a triangle. She was like, it was so fun. I literally had 100. The shapes were so cool. I had 100.
I had 100 the whole time I was in that class. My grades are good right now. Like, I have an 102 classes in World Geo and in Money Matters. I have a 91. No, I have a 91. Money Matters? That's a class? Yeah, it's a teach you about, like, money and stuff and how to manage it. But, um, and then I have 100 in World Geo, 91 in Money Matters, an 85 in...
What's it called? No. Oh, that's where I would go. I would go to English class and they just let you read. I would go say it in English. Okay, so where is... Homie is so close to his mic. Where is... Where is... The Jordan River? Nobody knows. She says she has 100 in World Geo. Oh. We haven't learned that yet. Wait, Harper...
Harper, you know what we talked about one time? San Andreas Mountains. And I said that... I know where nobody knows something is. What did you say? What state is Nebraska? Where's Nebraska? It's Nebraska. No, but like, where is it at on the map? It's like two states above. It's above Colorado. Yeah, it's above Colorado. Nope, y'all both wrong. Okay, above Kansas.
It's above Kansas. I mean, I don't know. That's why I was asking. It's above Kansas. Wait, but what were you going to say? What I was going to say is one time we talked about, and then I very quickly shut it down. I was like, we cannot do that. But they were like, we go pick Harper up from school in the most absurd vehicle. In the vehicle, yeah, yeah. Playing crazy music. No, no, no, like a crazy vehicle. Like a crazy. Not like a crazy nice one, like a kidnapper van. Yeah. Oh, please. That says Harper on the side. And then we just open it up and we're like, what? You're like, can we be playing Harper?
- Please, dude. - Matt's just on a Yuki side. - Oh my God. Guys, please, I don't like school. - Well, yeah, it would make you not like school even more if we did that. - No. - Unfortunately, that would probably get you. - You could say loaded diaper on the side, like Diary of the Wily Kid. - Loaded diaper. - Ooh. - Loaded diaper. No, everybody would think I would be so cool, like Cash, Matt, and Kate coming out.
Or you just get bullied more. I don't want to care. Are we cool in school? Yeah. Are we considered cool? I don't think so. Are we still cool around there? They're like, no way. You and Cash and Mav hang out and Kate hang out. And Kate. No, no, no. Like, I... I'm always... Cash and Mav and Kate, you know? You guys should see my sign. We bought a neon sign a long time ago or whatever it says. Cash and Mav. I think our parents got us for it or something. I don't know. We got a sign that says Cash and Maverick and it's a neon sign that's in our living room.
My mom saw it When me and Kate got married So she bought Kate A sign that says And Kate And Kate Yeah and I put my sign up So it says Cash and Maverick And then I got my little Pink sign that says And Kate It's really cute actually Yeah I love it But like actually Can y'all please pull up To my lunch And then like stay on the Top I'm down Please What time's your lunch at? What do you want us to say? Are you buying? Yeah
Please, dude. Okay. You got a lunch card? Lunch card? No. How am I eating? Who's feeding me? What's your lunch menu look like? Bro, no. The lunch food is so bad. But surprisingly, I went to my lunch account the other day and there's $50 in it.
- No, you know what's actually so brutal and I actually just realized that? When I was in school, I don't know if it was like this for you, but like, especially in elementary school, 'cause you know, your parents put money into your lunch account and then you go through the line, you buy your lunch. Well, if you didn't have money, enough money to, look at Matt, I'm trying to check the time. - You have to be out of here at seven in two minutes. - Time, time.
no they said seven they said like 7 15 we're good oh i haven't heard seven um anyways if you didn't have enough money you would like get through the line you'd get all the food you want and then you'd get to the end to check out and if you didn't have money they would take your tray out of your hand and they'd give you another tray with a grilled cheese which wasn't a grilled cheese it was two pieces of bread with a cold piece of cheese in the middle what the oh yeah they
and then they gave you like a rotting apple but the way they took i remember the way these lunch ladies took these trays like you got it loaded up you got like all the goods on here and they snatch it away from you and they're like no and they it was actually so pathetic and i actually now i'm thinking like what about those kids who like that was the food that they got imagine we went to school as the lunch ladies
I don't know how to cook. There has to be some kind of volunteer program we can do. There's got to be some way we can do that. And then just like... I want to be the one to rip away the trash. Mine! No, please come to my school. We can pick you up for a club video maybe. Yeah. Yeah, please. When you get out of school, is there like a bunch of people out front leaving and everything? Oh, that's crazy. And there's like a lot of kids and there's always a circle of the gang members. The gang members?
And Harrison somehow and I remember those in school the gang the game They're not they're really not there's a gang on wide Pharrell young hoodlums for life, but they broke up Broke up they broke up No they broke up it was probably a hard conversation they had Guys I don't think it's working out. You know I love the game the games great. Oh
Robberies are down. Mikey's incarcerated. Wow. Oh my gosh. We gotta break out. I'm pretty sure when you're like in a gang, you're gang for life. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, gang, gang life. Young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young
Oh, that was their name for life? Yeah. Young Huggles for Life. They should have named themselves that. Not for life. They're like, you sound like a good gang. Who wants to join that? Young Huggles for Life. You sound like a subdivision gang. I'd be like, Young Huggles for Life. Sounds like a subdivision. And it was super known around high school. They're like, oh yeah, he's part of YH4L. Oh yeah, he's part of YH4L. Don't date him. What? That was like...
known thing. It was a known thing. It still is. They're like, oh yeah, he's part of YS4. No, they broke up. No, they broke up. It's crazy. I'm starting a new YS4 show. What was the joint?
And now What do you guys do? Like see each other's lunch money and stuff? No, no, no. They like They do quite We need to interview one of these YA girls. I don't know what gay life is like in high school. We have a podcast interviewing gang members. They're bad. They're bad kids. They do crazy things y'all wouldn't even imagine. Like steal cars, all of this. Oh yeah. The parents' cars. No, no, no. They don't live in their parents' houses. Yeah, dude. Jessica Carlisle
- Last night, my mom caught me though. - They post all their stories and they're like, "Hey, can I sleep over at anybody's house? "I got kicked out." - I remember those people in high school. - And then all this. And then also, what's it called? It's a known thing. They used to be called the Mambas. Then it was YH4L. - Wait, there's only one?
Well, I mean, like, that's the only gang in my house. Wait, they rebranded? Yeah. They had a rebrand? What was the rebrand? Yeah, they used to call it the mom bus with some good kids in it. With all these weak kids. No, no, they had good kids in it, like Logan, Hayes. Oh, there's good gangs? Don't name drop the gang, Harper. Yeah, well, no, those are good kids. Harper, that's the number one rule about gang. First off, there's no good kids in the gang. And there's no good kids in the gang. Harper would be a horrible gang. She'd snitch on all of them. Their names are...
No, but the thing is, then once they got out of it, they named it the Y is for L. Y-H? Y-H for L. Young Hoodlums for Life. Oh, it is a rebrand. Yeah, it's the number four. Did they get a new logo? Yeah.
- Oh my gosh, they got t-shirts. - They got t-shirts. - They spray paint, YH4L. - They got new banners. - Do they all gotta get the same haircut? Like the ice cream haircut? - No, no, it's definitely not ice cream haircut. It's Edgar cut. - Oh, not the Edgar's. - What's your sweatshirt? It's like the spray painting called like-- - Graffiti? - Graffiti. They do graffiti, YH4L. - Where have they ever done that? - Oh, everywhere. - Probably like, you know those rocks at the lake? - Row. - Yeah, probably.
I always wondered who spray painted those rocks. It's Wyatt, it's Pharrell. They're crazy kids. They're so bad. That's actually comical. Yeah. Nevermind. Have you guys ever spray painted something? No. Me neither. I mean my mini fridge. No, I'm kidding. I never spray painted something. But you know, that's what I always look at when I'm driving down the street and you see like graffiti stuff.
and my number one question always is how did they get up there oh yeah it's always so hot like there's so many spray painting that all from a ladder dude i saw one you know those on like the highway those big green road signs above it yeah i looked there's not a ladder on each either side there is not a ladder and it's dead middle of the highway and it was all the way up like 20 30 feet
do not know how they got up there and how they did it without cars seeing them. And here in Texas, they'd be putting barbed wire on those things to keep people from going up. And they still get up there. Yeah. But I just don't understand. Did they go up there, lash themselves on, and go out like a freaking... What's those, painters? They go out? There's also one in the lake. There's this bridge. That's the bridge, though. That makes more sense. Yeah, the water. There was one year forever ago. It rained so much that the water was up there.
The water was not up to the bridge. No, but that's how they got so high. They swam. Oh, no. Oh, wait, whoa, whoa. Kate has came up with a crazy theory. What is your theory on how the spray paint got on the bridge? You know, you know, in the Bible, when it rained for 40 days, you know, the earth was flooded. It got high enough that they could spray anyone. The water? Noah was up there. Yeah, Noah was up there spraying stuff. He got bored. The bridge, Kate, is like 20 feet. The water level?
rise that much like years like literally when i was this house would be gone it was before this house was you know how flat texas is if the water rose 50 feet it didn't rise 50 feet 20 feet okay in order for you to be swimming by the bridges right no i wonder what it would have had to have rose you'd have to have 20 feet of rain we're obviously on a boat oh boats no no it's like you're not yo this is a high bridge the water
that much, I swear. You know all those houses would have been destroyed? All those lake houses? Everything would have been gone. I don't think so. Imagine you're driving and you see a little guy spray painting a flamingo floatie. Next time it rains, we get in a boat. Just trust me. I know what I'm talking about. You're a blonde. She's like, I was there. She's like, I barely finished the armaturee.
Oh my gosh. I didn't get that. I finished geometry. No, you said you took one semester. No, I finished geometry. You can't graduate without taking geometry. Yes, you can. I never took geometry. Did you take geometry? You were homeschooled. I was public schooled. I didn't take anything. I was public schooled. But yeah, no, I did. I did take the whole semester, a whole year of geometry. Yeah. But you can't tell me anything about it?
Besides it was shapes. I mean, if you ask me a question, but I don't think you know anything about geometry either. Oh, I know more about geometry than you. Do you? What is geometry besides shapes? I don't remember any geometry. What is it besides shapes? Angles. That's shapes, man. Come on.
It's the configuration of angles. It's really just memorizing formulas for shapes. Yeah, it's mainly not even about shapes. It's about measuring shapes. There's a whole class for shapes and angles? How do you measure that chair to get the right amount of fabric for it? How do you measure this wall to make sure you have enough wallpaper to cover it? Are all these people interior designers? Wouldn't just a slight amount of people need to know this?
I think it's stupid. That was the whole point of school. I'm not going to be using Pythagorean theorem in my life. Like, I'm not going to be using that. No, you're not going to use whatever that was. What did you say? Pythagorean theorem. It's like, what the? Oh my gosh. I can 100% say. Like the hypothesis. I can say it.
Especially because I didn't go to college, I have not used a single thing that I was taught in school. Exactly. Like, mom. You guys, I never read. I've never done that. Stay in school, kids. You need to at least learn to read and write. You need to learn, what was it, Harper? Pythagorean theorem. That's important. No, it's not. Like, you don't need to know the hypotenuse, the longest angle, the sliding. No, it's just like, it's so. I don't know anything you just said. You're dead.
Yeah, your dad uses it. He uses Pythagorean theorem. I use math for video editing. That's the thing, though, is that they teach you all this extra stuff, and I'm kind of just like, why can't they give us options? Because they do that in college. In college, they're like, take classes for whatever you want to do. But in high school, you still are just taught a bunch of extra things that I have no interest in being freaking...
- Well art's elective, you can choose to take it. - Art was elective, you don't have to take art. - Oh it's optional? - Yeah. - Why don't you just call it optional? - I can't wait to give a spray tan. - You need a certain amount of credits to graduate. - Why don't you get another spray tan? 'Cause look how white her legs are. - Nevermind, I see why. - I didn't realize she was that dark or that pale 'cause she always has a spray tan. - You don't need a spray tan. - No, what's it called? I'm getting it for cheer. - Yeah, 'cause she'll look even more white under the lights. - I've never understood that either.
No, the lights wash you out. You know how some cheerleaders put on massive blush? Yeah. Like, that's, like, why it washes you out. Wait, do you have a cheer camp this weekend? Mm-hmm. I'm going to Florida. When do you leave? Friday. Oh. 5 a.m. 3 a.m. I have to wake up at 3 a.m. Oh, nice. And the flight takes off at 5. Wait, like, literally, hello, you're going to Florida. That's a cool thing you get to do. Just because it's for cheer doesn't mean it's not a cool thing.
It's really sad, actually. It's just crazy. Hey, guys, meet me at Dog Side Hotel. I know, it's crazy. All right, guys, thank you so much for watching this episode. See you next time. Peace out, bro. Peace out, bro. Shaka.