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I'm sending a very angry email. What are you sending? Oh no! Harper got detention! You got detention? I gotta say, I should have took my chance when I had it. With him? No, with Maddox. What? With Maddox? What the? I thought you didn't like him. I do! This morning was so sad. There was a car accident on the way to Einstein's and the kid walked out of the door and his chin was like into another thing and he was like throwing up and I was like, oh my gosh.
Alright, well, welcome back to the funniest podcast on earth. With those glasses, you ain't funny. Hey, I may not be funny, but what I do have is health insurance now. I have my own health insurance. You got AT&T. I got the T&T. So you could break my face and it's okay.
Yeah, if you ever want to hit Maverick now, you can because he's got health insurance. I'm insured. That's not true. No, it's free to fix his face. I'm telling you. It's free. Funny that I have insurance before you. What? It's funny that I have insurance before you. Well, obviously you don't have insurance. Obviously you have health insurance. You're underage. No!
Yeah, I'm not underage. Well, you're underage for like another like four years. So I'm 16 or I'm 17. So no, no, no, no. I'm 18. So 19. No, I'm 19. I'm 20. And even then you're still underage until you're 21. And even then, if you want to run a car, you're still underage until you're 25. You still got 10 years until 11 years. I'm 30. She's 15. 30?
Yes. Only when James Charles does your makeup, you're 30. Yeah. James Charles aged me, but in a good way. And I like you crazy. Oh yeah. She got aged. She went to James Charles. She came back. She looked like she had a 401k. That's what she looked like. She just, she just wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Do you know what a 401k is? Yes. It's a retirement plan. Oh, wow. Wow. That was crazy. Yeah, I know. She's in money matters. Butterfly.
Miss Butterfly? No, you guys, it's a code name. She's catching on. Anyways. She's catching on. Yeah. After a year of the podcast. Harper has notes. No, I'm not. I don't have notes. I'm sending a very angry email. What are you sending? That's what I do too. Oh no. Harper got detention. You got detention? For what?
- An ID infraction. - Dude, the ID rule has got to be the stupidest rule ever. - Wait, what is an ID rule? - Is that when you ID out a date? - The lanyard and they put like your school picture on it with your name so that it's proof that you go to the school. - You have school IDs? - Let me tell you, I have been wearing my ID for three months straight. I do not have an ID infraction. - And they're so ugly too. - You had one? - I had one. - Okay.
And then you had a second one? And I went to detention for that, and I understood. You cannot raise your hand right now. You need to put it down. Put your hand down. No, and so... Good boy. I was so mad. Like, I don't understand. I've been wearing my ID for three months straight, like, not taking it off. They don't give you... They don't, like, clap for you when you wear it, though. Yeah. Either. Like, when you wear it, they're like...
You still suck. Exactly. And then when you don't wear it, they're like, you suck even more. So this is not. What? What is it? Why do you have to have an ID? It's so if you don't. We already covered this. Yeah. I don't know. It's like a safety thing, they say. So, like, if you don't have an ID, you're not supposed to be on campus.
Oh. Like, it's like to prove that you go to this school. They gave us IDs at my high school. Because what kid tries to sneak into school? Come on now. I just can't. I gotta sneak in. I gotta go to math class. Actually, a kid that lives in Indiana, he used to go to my old middle school. He snuck into our school with his old ID. There have been people that'll like... But what's the... I guess what? Just to like go see your friends or like do pranks or whatever? Just to try to go sit in a class that you don't go to school at.
Are you ready, guys? This is my thing. So the subject says ID infraction. Hi, Miss... You don't got to read the whole thing. No, I want to hear it. So, hi, Miss Bleep. Or hi, Miss... Just Bleep is fine. Hi, Miss Bleep. Wait, okay. Should I say hi, Miss...
Oh, you should start saying it. No, no, no. Bleep is fine. Okay, okay. Hi, Ms. Bleep. I recently got an ID infraction, and I'm a little confused. The last time I was told to put an ID on was three months ago, and it says today someone told me to put it on, which nobody told...
Oops, I said nobody tell. Nobody told me today, and I was wearing my ID all day long. I don't know if someone may be confusing me with another person, but I have been wearing my ID for a solid three months straight. Sorry to bother you with this, but I felt like it needed to be said. Have a great day. Love, Harper Sommer. Wow, you really trying to get your way out of detention. That's it. I'm going down there, and I'm talking to the principal. And also, guys, I went to her office today because she always calls me down, and I don't
I love you. I'm literally so... I cannot stand the public school system, dude. Like, they are so... I have learned. I was like, you know, obviously when you're in high school, you're like, oh, like, teachers are so mean. No. They are so rude to students. My sister is a senior... Harper loves her teachers. Well, no. I'm talking my sister. At least my sister's school. The school I went to and I left...
Because I hated it so much. But she made it through. Congratulations, Anna. You're graduating this week. I don't think I've ever heard a student say a good thing. My school is just the best. No, I'm telling you. Anna had sent multiple emails. There was some scholarship that they said, all you have to do is fill out this form and you will get scholarship money. But they didn't tell the kids until the due date, like the day it was due. So no one filled it out. And they all missed out on like $1,000 of scholarships.
So then Anna's emailing their principal and stuff, and she's like, hey, what's up with this? Trying to get a response. She does not respond. And she was responding. Anna had other friends emailing. She was responding to those friends, but not Anna. So Anna had a loop in my mom, and that was when they responded to her, was when my mom got in the email thread. And they responded within a couple of minutes. And I was like, why could y'all not respond to her when she had sent the email herself? Do you guys want to know why I got sent down today?
- Wait, how often do you get sent down? - All of the time. I don't know, I'm a great kid in school. - I've seen the clips of you jumping on your desk. - Okay, well that was a joke. - I just saw that video for the first time today. - I was like, that was wild. - No, I am a great kid, number one. I am always getting A's, B's, C's, D's, F's. - I feel like even you rolled your eyes when you said great kid. Like I feel like even you didn't believe that. - Wait, you guys went to the office today?
- Yes, because she sent me down. She's like, "Hey, did you sneak into detention?" - Sneak into detention? - And I was like, "Hey, I'm sorry, my friend wanted me to go to lunch detention." - Oh, so why did you sneak into detention? - Okay, why is that wrong to sneak into detention? - Yeah, there's nothing wrong with that.
so I had to go to detention. She self-served herself detention. So I self-served myself. I've been a bad kid. I need detention. That's the craziest thing. You voluntarily went to detention and now you're trying to argue yourself out of detention. You voluntarily go to detention and so then they're going to give you detention. It's so annoying. What?
Classical women. It's because I was going to hang out with my friend, but my friend got in trouble in detention, so she got taken out. So I was in detention all by myself for the whole lunch period. So did you get detention for sneaking into detention? No, I got detention for an ID infraction. Like, oh my gosh, you know that I go to this school, I'm the famous one. Ha ha ha!
Sorry, I was joking that was a joke. I was totally joking. God you're you're more humble than that. Yeah No, um, do the teachers at your school know? Yes, like the water watches me I mean, I'm assuming all of them every you know, you're pretty known right? I'm assuming most people watch you. Yes. So why do I need the ID? Why do I because you're not special Harper? Yeah, you're just like every other kid and you need you treated like everyone else except Trump's son look Yes, all Trump's son graduate
and Trump's son graduated from high school, he was not treated the same. Everyone had their phones out just staring at Trump, and Trump's just watching his son graduate. He's like... No, but y'all, I can't do this anymore. I can't do school anymore. There's three more days. No way I'm going to detention. There's three more days of school. No way I'm going to detention. Sorry. I'm not going to tell you what to do, but I personally would probably skip detention. You know what I've never gotten? Given this is from...
Why are they giving out detention with three days left? Yeah, that's so lame. Because then they'll keep it on until next year. Oh. And it's- And then what happens? Detention can carry over until next year? I feel like that's so fake. They're making that up because all these freaking adults have power trips over teenagers. Wait, you're really- Who hurt you, Kate? I literally- I can't say in the public school system. I feel so bad if Kate becomes one of your teachers. Oh. I actually-
- I actually thought about it. I'm like, if I was a teacher, first of all, I would have to be like literally a kindergarten teacher. - No eighth grade? - Heck no. - What do you have against eighth graders? - I don't think I could do eighth grade. I was an eighth grader once and I was mean to my teachers. My teacher cried because of us. - So maybe teachers are being given these kids what they deserve with their ID infraction. - A quick magic trick.
I'm so joking, guys. I am so excited to go to the Polyseum, the Renaissance. I don't know what it's called. Wait, this is so ironic you brought this up. Because today, I asked Kate. I said, Kate, would you rather travel to Japan or Europe? And she goes, probably Europe. I would love to see the Colosseum. You said the Colosseum? What did I say? I didn't say that. Colosseum. Colosseum. She goes, I'd love to see the Colosseum. I've never seen it before.
You're not going to see the Colosseum. There's nothing. There's no Colosseum. Oh, man. I want to go to Europe so bad. You should come with me, please. It's a little late for the invite, Harper. You leave like tomorrow. No, I don't. We're all filled up. You could go.
Yeah. Cash, can we go to Europe with Harper's family? You see, I would, but first. Crash their family vacation? Before we go to Europe, somebody's got to pick a card. Okay. Any card. Just say a card. If I pick a card, can we go to Europe? If you pick the right card. Okay, five of diamonds. No, pick the ace of spades or the queen of hearts. It's on the top. No, no, no. I switched it. I switched it. Try the ace of spades. I switched it. Ace of spades. Take it from the top. Pick a card. Queen of hearts. No, I told you it's not those. Pick a different card. Queen of hearts. No, pick a different card. I want a queen of hearts. No, Harper, can you pick a card? Hmm.
Seven of diamonds. Ace of spades. Nope. Pick again. Ace of diamonds. Nope. Pick again. Ace of hearts. Do we just have to name cards? Do we name the one you want? Ace of diamonds. Okay. Last chance. Go again. This is the one. Queen of hearts. Queen of hearts. And I knew she would say that. Is the other card in your hand the ace of spades? I bet y'all can't guess. Ace of spades. Kate's going to randomly guess this card. Guess this card, Kate. Ace of hearts. Oh my gosh. Wait. Did you know that? Did you see it?
No, I just knew it was gonna be that. How'd you know that? I just know things. Girl! Did she flip the magic trick back on me? How'd you know that? Did you see it? Did I angle it? No, I just knew it was gonna be that. Alright, try again. What's this card? Uh, I don't know. Seven of diamonds? If it was, that'd be cool. No. Oh, you're crazy. It's ten of hearts. Okay, guys, I got so burnt. Like, I can't even... You are burnt. Yeah, I noticed that. How did you get burnt? I was on the boat. Oh, that's mean. On the boat.
That's already peeling. That's aloe vera. What's it called, guys? Cash is still going through it from his sunburn. No, I did a blister. You want to see a picture? Oh my gosh. The yellow blistering is so gross. Guys, I'm going to pop this up on the screen. This is one of the worst sunburns I've had in my life. Look at the blisters. It was so gross when it burned.
My God look at all that that is crazy and his skin kept flaking off in our bed. It was the worst number I've ever had. That is so bad. Oh my gosh. My shoulders I really hope they don't blister because they're the worst thing that hurts and there's like freckles on them now. There's like a bunch of freckles on them. Hey speaking of this guys also just cuz I'm on my phone and we're popping things up on the screen Y'all gotta see Maverick. He was we were outside. What? What is? We were outside on the patio today
And as y'all know Maverick for some weird reason is very obsessed with how the planet of the apes walk. Yeah! And he was showing me how the planet- What a wonderful day it is! What a wonderful day. So anyways, for some reason Maverick's always like, "Look at my planet of the ape walk. Ready? Check this out." And he always thinks it's great. I'm just like Proximus. And I caught him on video today. Look at this. What a wonderful day! What a wonderful day! Why do you say that?
We are thankful for his words of Caesar. Did he know you're a video game? No, he did not. Let me see your Planet of the Apes walk. Matt, you've asked us to Planet of the Apes walk so many times. I have? Yes, we've Planet of the Apes walked all the time on here. It's like every other episode we're Planet of the Apes walking. Why are you so obsessed with Planet of the Apes? It's such a good series.
That's a very random series. Yeah, but the walk. Why the walk? Have y'all watched Spadey right here? Oh, just because they walk so funny. The apes do walk funny. They walk so funny. Their chest is like all high and their arms are out to the side. And their legs like curl like a C. They don't really walk like actual monkeys. They walk so funny. I feel bad. I don't feel like they do anything like actual monkeys though. They talk like actual monkeys.
You see them do that? They talk like humans. Guys, I'm having a big issue. What? So, I'm a cheer and I'm a flyer. And last year, I used to be like... What? Sorry, me. What?
We were talking about a thumbnail idea. We may use it later, so let's not talk about it. Well, we were talking about thumbnail ideas today, which is just ironic you bring that up because... There was one about you being a cheerleader and being a flyer. Yeah, and now you're bringing it up, which is just crazy. It was actually during the meeting where Maverick was pointing at the apes walking. You're such a liar. No, I'm serious. No, I won't. We were talking about a thumbnail. Should I whisper what the thumbnail idea is? No. See if she'd say yes to it? No, no. What?
Just because we might use it. Okay. Well, and cheer. I literally am so mad, but I'm happy for this girl.
Okay. She's a great flyer, the most amazing flyer on the team, and that makes me so jealous because she's so good, and I'm now not, like, the center. You got demoted. Yes. You're not the center of attention? Is that what you're about to say? No, no, I'm not the center flyer anymore. Oh. And I'm, like, I used to always be, like, not always because, like, there would still be two girls that would always come in and now and stuff, but, like, at camp I would be the center flyer and do the cool things, and now it's this girl, and, like...
It's not you anymore. Well, why don't you just become a better flyer? I mean, no, I'm really trying, but my coach, like, I'm too scared to go up there and be like, can I try this? Because it took the whole hour and 30 minutes to try to do the trick. I said we just try it here. No, I'm too sunburned. How hard is the trick? Very hard. I'm too sunburned. What is the trick? Let me see if it's on my phone. Let me see if they sent it. I think we could do it. Maverick did used to be a cheerleader. A coach, actually. Just saying. What? Yep. Yeah, it's actually...
actually on here and i'm the bracer i was you were only cheerleading for like one year how did you coach uh i i coached the like tumbling a little bit so this is the girl that's in the air i'm bracing over here because i'm the bad flyer but that's how i got free classes guys it's cold over here so look this is the girl i need my blanket i'm holding her i'm holding her leg can anybody see this see what whatever she's showing yeah it's on the screen kate
And then just wait. Sure it is. So they get her up to extension and then she flips and I'm trying to hold on to her leg, bro, but like. And you want to do that? Yes, bro. We can do that right now. Y'all can't do it. Are you kidding me? Yeah, y'all don't. Do y'all want to see it? Yeah, let me see it. That's the easiest thing.
Wait, just give it to me. I'm going to throw you. Alex and Cash are going to hold your arms, and you're going to do the flip right here. No, it's too scary. That does look very scary. Just wait, just wait. So she flips up. I have so much faith. She flips up into that. Oh, yeah, we could easily do that. And then just wait. Oh, yeah, we could easily do that. Yeah, but I'm sunburned, and it's going to hurt. You don't want to try it? It's going to hurt. No, it's okay. It's okay.
I think we need more people to try that, not gonna lie. No, me, you, and Alex. No, I think that's okay. We just have to do the flip over. Guys, we can't do that to Harper. She's a liability. Yeah, but hey, text that to me so I can send it to Alex so they can pop it up on the screen. Also, this is an actual magic trick. And I know you guys are kind of fed up. You're not a magician. You're not a magician. Can I see the cards? You're not Criss Angel. Can I see the cards? I've actually seen Criss Angel. You have? Was he a real angel? No. Let me show y'all something. Can I see the cards? Hold on. Let me show y'all my trick. Don't say that. Harper, wait.
Does anybody know how to do this thing? Yes, I do. Give it to me. Shuffle it. Don't give them back to him. He does this all the time. Now you just keep them. Put them over here. Take them away from him because he's been playing with them. Okay, here, give it back. Alright, shuffle them. Wait, shuffle them? How? Do you want me to shuffle them? Yeah, just go... What is it called? A bridge? No, it's just a bridge. Do you guys remember when we got a card shuffler? I don't know.
Oh, we did get a card shuffler at one point, but that thing was kind of... But then I learned how to shuffle cards! And now we don't need that. Oh man, Harper, this is taking a minute. No, don't do that, don't do that, please. Was that intentional? I'm gonna lock you out of your phone. I'll lock you out of your phone if you do that. I'll lock you out of your phone if you do that. Push them together, push them together. Oh, it's done. Cash stop. Cash stop. No, sir. What the? Cash stop it.
Stop throwing cards at me. How many chances do you get on iPhones these days? Oh my god, stop it! Stop it! What? Stop, please! That one actually hurt. Do you get unlimited chances? Sounds like that. Wait, what? You get unlimited chances? Oh my god, Jackie, please! Matt, please stop. Yours hurt. Yours hurt. Please. It's gonna poke somebody's eye out and it's most likely gonna be mine. We should try to cut like a cucumber with the cards. Matt, please stop!
How are you doing that? Okay. I'm out of cards. Wait, catch. You suck at throwing cards. That's crazy. Did you know you get unlimited chances? Yes, I do. I knew to know that. You want to know something crazy? I got something crazy to tell y'all. What is it, Kate? Our cameraman's on his phone.
Oh my gosh, the sky is literally glazing me. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Kate, you were about to say something. I don't know what that means. I don't, don't say that. I don't, that made me uncomfortable. I was in the car yesterday with my husband. Our, our, our, our old car. Wait. Oh no. Oh no. Question, question, question. Who's your husband?
That one. Okay. Yeah. That'd be me. So yesterday we were in our 2012. Kate, we don't need to say this on the pod. We were in our 2000. No, seriously. Let's hear it. We don't need to say this on the pod. You gotta say that and then I'm reading that. Whatever that is. Sky's literally glazing me. Wait, wait, wait. Let me see. Let me see. No, don't take her phone. Don't take her phone. It's very interesting. What? Okay. Finish your story and then we're talking about hamburger guy. Jesus.
in front of me. That's all she's doing. Well, yes, that's exactly what I'm doing. Don't do that. If you did that, I might just shove that in your throat. That's okay. I have health insurance.
Well, my mom has health insurance. We're in our 2012 Chevy Cruze, and I've been telling him, hey, we should get rid of it for a while now. You know, it's going to start. Things are just going to start. Things are already breaking. You know, the roof's leaking. We just had to get, we just paid like a bunch of money to get it fixed for something else. The windows have all dropped multiple times, and we've had to get those fixed. Yeah, but it's fixed now. Yeah.
Yeah. These aren't like active problems. So what happened? The roof is leaking. I said, Cash, you know, maybe we should get rid of it before we start spending too much money. He goes, that's ridiculous. Pulls the door. You're good. I was just having fun. Go for it. He pulls the door handle to let himself out of the car and the door handle completely falls off in his hand and he can't get out of the car now. Oh, what a shame. He said, can you come up? I'm driving. It was the passenger side door. He said, can you come open my door now? Yes. Stop.
So this is Cash. Oh, no. Holding our door handle. So now to get out of the car, I got to put one of those where you roll down the window and you grab it like this. And then you roll the window back up. I literally got to go.
Hey, that's fine. Open the door. I think it's fine. The car's still running good. That's what I'm saying. While it's kicking, you can still ride in it. For an episode, we should put the car up here and we should sit on it. I'm down. You want to bring it up? Yeah. We'll about be able to bring it up here and all the parts. It's falling off. Would you be mad if we brought the dirt bike up here? I don't want that.
Wait, did you text that to him? Yes, I did. But would you be mad? I probably would not be very happy. But that's okay. Should I bring it up right now? No, don't bring the dirt bike up. I could drive it straight up the stairs. One day. One day, guys. We will bring one of our dirt bikes up here and I'm going to sit on the dirt bike. But the issue we're having is it's a very big dirt bike. No, it's fine. It's fine. I can go get it. It weighs like 300 pounds. We can just carry it up. And our staircase is swirly. And like, yeah, it just doesn't seem like the most efficient thing to bring our dirt bike. Three guys can easily carry that up without dropping it.
No, but y'all are gonna like dink up our walls and it's a dirt bike. There's gonna be dirt on it and then dirt's gonna get everywhere and then y'all are gonna turn it on and our house is gonna smell like... Oh, just because it's a dirt bike doesn't mean there's dirt on it. Yeah, I wash my dirt bike after every time we ride. Our house is gonna smell like dirt bike fuelage. I kinda like that. Fuel smells low-key like banging. It's like exhaust. Yeah, no, no, fuel. Fuel? Gas? Gasoline. Sorry, gasoline is like the best smell and then beef jerky
And then probably fresh cut grass. Oh my gosh, my head. He likes all those natural smells apparently. Hey, um. That's the kind of perfume you gotta get. Then he'll be all over you. Fresh cut grass. And beef jerky. Yeah, for some reason though, if you smell like gasoline, that would be a big turn off. For some reason. I wonder why. But like gasoline. Harper, you've literally been
I was going on the topic of the guy. Can I can I peek it? Wait guys wait guys Should we all pull apart let me know let me do no, no, I want to read it. Yeah, go ahead pull me Okay, I'll pull you know all of us. Okay. I'm gonna read that. Okay. Well, well, I'll read it out to everybody I don't think you should talk to him anymore That's not wait do we not like that guy I mean that was a really nice thing to say I
so far that's like the nicest thing anyone's ever said to you what did he say that was really nice i gotta say i should have took my chance when i had it with him no with maddox what what the i thought i thought you didn't like him i do oh are you just saying this for clout no i feel like you're just saying this for clout i don't feel like she is yeah i don't feel like this is authentic at all i'm literally not saying
saying it for clout. Like, I literally should have took my chance when I had it. Yeah, you should have. I tried to tell you. Hey, wait. Wait, I'm... Wait. Did you ever have a chance though? That's what I was wondering. Like, what do you mean you should have took your chance? Like, it wasn't like he was like, Harper, will you go out with me? And you said no. Like, that didn't happen. You mean, like, what it was? Wait, yeah, when...
When specifically? Can you point out when the chance was? You know, you want to see when the chance was? Yeah, I do want to see when the chance was. Fine, I'll show you when the chance was. Fine. That's fine by me. Get off that phone. Detention. Why do you look like that?
So, this video, he edited it with, he stitched it, or he dueled it with me. And then in the things, in the things, it says hashtag Marper. He made up his own ship name. Maddox, that's it. And then a person commented, like, a person commented, like, OMG, it's happening, and then he did this emoji. Hey. And then, like, dude. Hey, well, you know what? Chance is long gone now. Yeah, yeah.
I don't think so. You know what? I think Maddox is going to come on the podcast, but I'm going to sit between you two. Don't say that, Matt, because that's not necessarily true. I want him to. Yeah, we've been trying to get him.
Trying to get a lot of people, but everyone's ghosted us. Yeah, you know you would think thank you actually we talked about this Literally fly all of his people. Oh you will what I literally will nope Out of your personal bank account people. What is his people like his whole? She's trying to meet the family Do you know like wait I
Why is there a pillow? Do you know how to relax? Take a deep breath in. I'm kind of confused. You don't need a boyfriend. I do. No, you don't. I need Maddox, bro. No, you don't. What do you need? Back up. Back up? What do you need Maddox for? Like what? To take on cute little picnic dates. I don't know. Where? Boy can't drive.
But he makes enough money to get an Uber. He is younger than me, which is a little bad. But he can get an Uber. That's crazy. If you and Maddox were together, y'all couldn't go nowhere. No, you know what? I know what y'all would do. Y'all would scooter. I saw two kids on a scooter date last week. They electric scootered their way to Sonic and
And they had a little date. And then they hopped on their scooters and they scooted away. Yeah, that's what I used to do. Yeah, why is... You want a long-distance boyfriend? Oh, no, okay. Yeah, he can't scooter from Alabama or wherever he's from. I'm sure at one point he'll come down to Texas. I mean, honestly, I'd rather you have a long-distance one. Why? Why?
Kenzie lives in Waco. She's long distance. Kenzie's 24 and has a license. And we're adults. Adults? Adults. If y'all were dating, y'all have to get to each other. You'd have to charge your scooter a lot.
And do the guys charging stations for scooters? Run it back. Click 10 seconds back. Listen to Mads laugh. That's freaking hilarious. What'd he do? What? Listen to it. He said it was a fake laugh. You just did the dolphin fake laugh. Whatever. He sounded like Spudger.
Sorry, I just had to point that out. Okay, that was really cool of you to just interrupt the entire flow of the conversation. It's funny, it's funny, okay? I don't think it was. My favorite is when no one says anything and people will comment it in the comments themselves. Yeah, that's a big thing. In the comments, there's just timestamps of Maverick's fake laughs. People timestamp everything I say. They're like, Maverick said yes, ma'am.
You say, I love it. Do y'all see Maverick wink with one eye? No, dude, I love, I love when, I hear his laugh. I love when, I love when, Like they point out every little person, dumb thing I do. I,
I'm gonna be honest. I don't really see, I don't really look at the comments on our YouTube videos, but like when I do, I love when they timestamp the things. It's so funny. Like I know when I go, that's all I look at is the timestamps. I just click on the timestamps that people comment. If you comment without a timestamp, it's like so vague. And I'm confused. Why do you guys comment those?
I love them, but I just don't understand. No, because if they're like, oh my goodness, that's so funny. Oh, it's such a long video. Yeah, timestamp it. Or there'll be like Maverick's laugh, and you're like, what do you mean Maverick's laugh? And then you can click. 45 minute video. Yeah, you can click it 30 minutes in, Maverick went, hee hee. What'd y'all say? Three of diamonds? Oh my goodness, that's so impressive. It only took you like 30 minutes to set that trick up. Sorry. Can I try a trick now? No. I hear you say.
But, Harper, you do gotta relax. Why? Because you don't need a boyfriend. Oh, well, the only reason I...
Be happy and be single. The only reason I want Maddox is because he's the nicest kid I've ever heard of. He's a great kid. He's literally the nicest kid ever, and he's so respectful. Oh, who's glazing now? I'm not glazing. I'm just being nice. No, go ahead. Keep going. You're just being nice. Keep glazing. No, and also, if he sees this, I'm not even wearing makeup right now. Oh, he's not seeing this. We're bleeping all of this. I'm not even wearing makeup.
You know what Harper told me? She was like, bro, if you came on the podcast, that's the best I'd ever look at my entire life. No, y'all should see me. I would try to look my best. I don't even know if you like it or if you're trying to sell an episode. Look, he's trying to sell a pay-per-view. It's like, I can't tell if she actually does or if she's trying to sell a pay-per-view fight. I am not trying to sell an episode. Like, I literally, like, my celebrity crush is Maddox Baxton. Like, I have to say it. You just told us last week.
Your celebrity crush was the host of Survivor. What's his name? Oh, Jeff Rose or Jeff Rose. I can't wait to see what our celebrity crush is next week. Well, listen, me and Max are like, he's the only contact I have and I've been contacting him and stuff. You have? Yeah. Let me see what y'all have been saying. I asked him if he's going to Kids' Choice Awards. He didn't answer me.
Oh, you got left on the scene. Left you on the scene. Wait, do y'all actually talk? Yeah, I mean, on Snap sometimes, and, um... What's sometimes, though? Like, once a day, or, like, once a month? Like, once a week. Okay. So it's not, like, a lot, but, like, I don't know. Like, and I don't know if he likes me for, like, the clout, or just he actually likes me, you know? No. If y'all both just like each other for the clout. I don't like him for the clout. That'd be kind of ironic. No, it'd be... No! What?!
What did mom just say? I'm not into, and then you sent it. I was going to say interested, not into. Guys, I'm going to get choice words. It is June 6th, right, mom? I thought you were going to be in Europe then. Wait a second. Harper's mom goes, no, it's not. I don't even know if you can talk about that. No, why? I don't know. Maybe you can. I don't know. Maybe you can. I have no idea. Have y'all been? I'm just saying, usually I don't talk about stuff. You know what the unfortunate thing is?
Is that... Yeah, no more relationship talk. Hey, Mom! Say these words. I'm happy single. Go on, say it over. I'm ha... Ha... Okay. Ha...
Alright, anyways. Wait, how does it go? You heard it here first, folks. Oh yeah, that's how it goes. You heard it here first, folks. What do you mean? What do you mean what, Mav? What do you mean? You never heard it? Well, you heard it here first, folks. Heard it here first, folks. We were sitting at lunch today and like, no, we're not talking. Just me and Cash. And Cash goes... And I'm like, what are you laughing at? And he goes...
Maverick's the kind of guy that would just... Ironically... Stop, stop, stop. Stop. Before you say this, I had a Maverick the type of guy... What? I had the Maverick the type of guy I thought in real life. Like, I was in real life and I was like, Maverick's the type of guy. It was hilarious. I was like, what? He was like, Maverick's the type of guy to pull his girl's chair out and go, my lady. And then... And that is. And I said, you would just not... You would not think that's a joke. And then you would say...
Cash would go, my lady. And you would go, whoa, why are you acting like that's weird? That's not weird. My lady, you ever heard of that? Here's what Cash is getting that from. I open the car door. I open the car door for Kenzie when we are leaving places. Most of the time, probably 90% of the time.
Cash has never opened Kate's door. Every time we get in the car, it's like, how come you don't act like that? How come you don't do that? And he's like, well, you know, so now he's trying to make it look like I'm weird. No, Cash gets my door. What? I did. I got your door today twice. He would do the leg cross too. He would literally be like this. And we were watching. And everybody at the table would be like,
We were watching Friends yesterday. Here's the thing. You're saying it in a bad way, but there's part of me that goes like, I can see myself pulling out the chair and going, my lady? Just as a joke. But not like a, my lady? No, you can't for real. This is how we go down. I like to hear my own self talk, so I'm going to say something. No, no, look. This is how we go down right here. My lady? Me?
My lady. What? Cash, I'm sorry. Your vocabulary is so small. You don't know how to use actual words. Sorry, it is. Did you see the last podcast? You guys should have seen it. It was the, or I don't know. By now it won't be the last podcast, but it was the food one. And we did like a little cut. We had to insert something. So cash didn't look so bad. And he's like, listen, since this podcast was filmed, I have knowledge myself. Is that not a word?
We were watching. That's what I'm talking about. So small. Wait, is knowledge. Wait, wait, is knowledge not a word? No, you wouldn't use it like that. I have knowledged myself. A girl with my friends today? Of my ignorance. Wait, is that a word? It is. It's just funny because he's talking about getting smarter. He's like, I have acknowledged myself of my ignorance. No, it is a word. You just would never use it like that. No, it's not a word. Knowledge? Knowledge is not a word. See, you guys are perfect for each other. Knowledge. Knowledge. No. Oh, you're talking about the last letter? Knowledge.
knowledge is practically a real word oh yeah it is you know what it is you know what it means it means something about like genocide in german it means nothing about what's genocide again what's genocide oh wait i forgot genocide is like like mass killing of like a race or a group of people oh yeah oh okay so you have knowledge guys i have this i have this right name jenna and um
And she's going through a lot right now. Can you say, like, that you support her side? Like... Okay, no, I don't want to say that because that could get us in trouble. Jenna, I support... I can't say that. You can't. What's Jenna... I don't want to know. It's probably... Moving on. We are derailing this train. This train is going somewhere else. We were watching Friends yesterday and I pulled a picture up to show everyone, but Cash and I were watching and we were like... Let me guess. You thought I was Ross. No.
No. The guy walks out in this outfit. He's like a side character. It's like the only episode he's in. He walks out in this outfit. And I'm like, Mav would wear that to dinner, like on a dinner date. Why is it Victoria?
my back so much because you're the type of guy constantly talking about me you see something you're like that's dumb maverick no we were like maverick would walk out in this and we'd be like where are you going dressed like that and you would say can you pull up the outfit i'm going out on a dinner date and we really what maverick would wear that out on a legitimate occasion what he
- What are you talking about? - I feel like I'm just taking Kinsey out to a nice dinner. I'm sorry you don't go to nice dinners and you don't have to dress up. - His back is always like, oh, ah!
Dude, that hurt my tibula. Your tibula? No. Tindala is not a word. Dude, Mav's the type of guy to slide past somebody and say, let me slide right past ya. No, I would not say that. And by the way, that is your tibula. No, no, no. The top of it is not your tibula. That's my tibula. What are you talking about? No. Your tibula's in the front. Mav's the type of guy to say, a little birdie told me. No, I'm not. See, that's what I'm not. I'm not that type of guy. You know what I'd say if I'm going past someone? Cash, what do I say if I'm going past someone?
What did he say? I want to know if Cash knows. Someone's like in my way. I'm walking through by him in a store. Like, what am I saying? Like, did you bump him? Like, maybe I have to kind of like scoop by him. Like, what am I saying? Wait, set the scenario. Oh, I can tell you. What am I saying? There's only one thing I say. He's going to use the voice that he talks to waitresses in. Excuse me, ma'am. That's it. Excuse me, ma'am. He's going to be like, yo, he's going to be like.
Oh, he's gonna go, pardon me. That's it. That's what I say every time. Wait, wait. Now we gotta tell the waitress story. I say pardon me. He does say pardon me. We've told the waitress story. Wait, before this. Well, I don't think these people have heard the waitress story, so I'm gonna say the waitress. It's the same viewers. Maybe.
Because homies? Maybe the homies. We were at a restaurant when Maverick was single. We told this like two weeks, like two podcasts ago. Dude, no we did not, bro. We haven't told this. Maybe we told this in the beginning of the pod. When Parker was on the pod. No, we did not. No, we didn't. He really doesn't want this story told. I don't know, we just already told it. He's like, bro, we've definitely
Oh, when Kinsey was on the pod. No, we didn't. It was one with Kinsey. Dude, we have not told this recently at all. Oh, we have. We have. I remember. Yeah, it was one with Kinsey. You don't know what we're talking about. The Waitress Story. And I asked, how does The Waitress Story go, Harper? He was like, pardon me. All right, there we go. The Avatar. He asked about church. He asked about church and stuff. No, he just told her to say that. Oh, no, no, no. I'm sorry.
I actually remember he asked about church. He was like, do you go to church? And then like, she wasn't interested in him or whatever. And then, um, he, and then like, I remember that. Well, I'll just tell it for all the people that haven't heard it. Okay. We'll make it quick. We were at dinner. I go, Matt was like, she's kind of cute. I was like, too long. I was like, okay.
Say something to her next time. She comes over. She walks by the table. This Maverick hits her with this. Keep in mind, Maverick's trying to, you know. Riz her up. I don't waste time dating girls. No, it's not Riz. It's just I don't want to waste my time. This is what he said. Don't say what he's trying to say. This is what he said. She walks by the table. I'm not even exaggerating. This is exactly how it went. What? Excuse me, ma'am. What? Oh, my goodness. Ma'am. Hi, ma'am. Oh, my goodness.
Hey, keep it there. Keep it. What was that? That's not at all true. Did you see that? That's not at all true. Did you see that? Did you see that, Kate? You saw that. Everyone saw that, right?
That's what you just did. Y'all just want to make fun of me? That's fine. Someone's got to be making a joke and it's me. I accept that. You said bah-ha-ha in real life just now. No, I did not say it like that. That's going to be the peak episode. People are going to go back to watch that. Listen, I'm fine being the butt end of the joke. I'm going to my own LOL podcast fan page and do all the times Maverick's been a girly girl. So anyways, Maverick goes, excuse me, ma'am. Excuse me. And then she comes over and he goes...
Have I seen you at church before? That's not quite what I said. Why are you so gritty at a luncheon on Sunday? He goes, have I seen you at church before? I feel like I recognize you. And she goes, no, I don't go to church. And he goes, no, no, no. She said, no.
No, I don't go to church. Yeah, she's kind of scared of church. And then he was like, oh. Okay, and that was the end of the conversation. But the whole purpose was, hey, you... I just spit. Bro, I have... You just made... No, no, no. You made up the fact that you recognized her. Wait, can we make... And then you lied about how I seen you at church before? Listen, I have... Listen, when I want to talk to a girl, I can talk to a girl. And first off, I'm dating someone, so I don't need to now. But...
I know how to talk to girls. Like, I'm not stupid. I've seen you at church.
No, I just don't care to waste time. No, it's not just like when you're trying to hit on a girl, though. I don't hit on girls, generally. No, Cash and I make eye contact every time, and we kind of are just like... Yeah, you know how often we make eye contact about you? No, but this is... See, that's what he does. As soon as you say something, he just starts... I'm deflecting. He just starts hitting you back with something. Sorry, your vocabulary is small. Yeah, but we make eye contact about you, too. That's what he does. No, it's just like, he's so... It's like...
Almost how friendly you are, I think would make someone think that you're mocking them. What? Because we'll be like... No, I have been too friendly though. And girls have thought I might be interested in them because I'm so friendly.
So you're not friendly anymore? I'm less friendly at church. Yeah, because I've had girls at church be like, oh, well, yeah, like the first like month, like when you invited me to like come sit with your group, like I thought maybe you were like interested in me. And I'm like, oh, no, I'm just sitting alone. I just saw you sitting alone. It's crazy. Do you guys get noticed at church?
Occasionally. But not like, it's not like, it's just like, it's just church. Yeah, it'll just usually be like. The church we go to now, yeah. But I love the kids there. Oh my gosh, I love our church so much. I started serving in the kids ministry. That makes me want to pop babies out like no tomorrow. Yeah, it's been. Yeah, no, it's been not good. Don't say that. Actually, that was made you as uncomfortable as it made me. No, I don't know.
Next time, reword it, please. It makes me want to just have a baby or something like that. Pop babies out like no tomorrow? Honestly, literally about any way else you could have said it would have been better. No tomorrow. I'm going to pop babies out of my stomach. Out of my belly button. Pop them everywhere. Or according to Harper, right out of my butt hole.
My ears, my nostrils. Pop them out everywhere. The kids ministry makes me want babies so bad. I had 10 babies in our room the other day. I'm like, no tomorrow. First of all, I don't know who goes into a room with 10 babies and comes out going, I want a baby. I want to take them all. They're so sweet. Kate finally signed up day one. She comes back. I go, how'd it go? She's like, I want a baby. I was like, get away from me.
No, it's making me want a kid so bad. Really? So bad. I know you want a baby and all, but do you really want a whole full-on seven-year-old? You've got to be in charge of it. Yeah, seven years till then. Imagine if you were taking care of me right now. Just imagine that, and I'm like, Mom, stop. You're being so annoying. Stop. Oh, yeah. Let's have an argument. Can you be her kid? Okay. Be her kid. So, Mom, can I go to this thing on Saturday? Will there be drugs? Yeah, probably.
Okay. I mean, yeah, but I'm not going to take them. You should trust me. I don't know why you're not trusting me. Why are you not trusting me, Mom? You're right. You can go. Okay, thanks. And then I would proceed to call the cops on the party myself. And she would never know that it was me. Redo, redo, redo. Okay. Mom, can I hang out with my friends? Sure. Thanks.
Okay, um... Okay, your parents are supposed to say no. What parent just goes, sure. Say no, you have to go until you see me in your room. Can I go hang out with all these boys tonight? Mom, can I go hang out with all these guys tonight? Like, all of them? They're so nice and funny, and they always, like, pick me up. They're always throwing me around because they say that I'm, like, the smallest girl there. I don't know why. I don't know why. I don't like this. I just want a baby. I just want a baby.
Okay, so she's gonna go so can I go yeah sure you're not my kid What the heck was that? I just peeled a sunburn off my face. Let me see. Did you punish yourself afterwards?
There's nothing there. Okay, well, mom, come on. I'm not your mom. Your mom's over there. Stop looking at me. No, can you just please act like a mom for me? Sure, I'll cosplay. Okay, okay. So you're my mom. I hate cosplaying. No, you're not leaving this house until you clean your room. I'm knitting right now. Okay, okay. I'm knitting. Hey, mom, can I hang out with? No. Why? Because I said so. Yeah, that's more like it. Okay, well, I'm going to go outside and go right now. You're tearing this family apart. You know that?
You're ruining everything. You're going to make her cry. Mom, can I please go hang out with my friend? Not until you clean your room. I already told you so. I already cleaned my room. No, you didn't. I saw your room. I was just up there. You're ruining my life. I'm going. I'm sorry. She's already here. That was my least favorite line growing up. Clean your room. I did. No, you didn't. How are you going to tell me I didn't? I just went and did it, and then I come back.
We never cleaned our bed. Our standard of clean was not near. No, we pushed it all into the bed. Wherever we could hide it. My mom would be like, you gotta pick all this up. Closet door shut. Before you can go do something. My mom checks in my closet door and under my bed before I leave. Yeah, that's what my mom had to start doing. I'm going to be so...
I'm more scared about the filth with kids. The filth? Just dirtiness. Oh, yeah, you're going to be. I had no overwork back when they throw up. Kate freaks out over dirt. Yeah, Kate was like, I don't want our kids playing on indoor playgrounds. I was like, oh. Well, I threw up in one of those, and I didn't tell nobody. And I just know that there was another kid who went up there after me and found my throw up. If I would have went up there and found your throw up in there, I would have thrown up in there as well. And then you would have been too scared to tell someone.
And then there would have been a lot of throw up in there. Ah, poor employee who ever had to clean that up. Yeah, imagine just the smell trying to go into there. I would throw up if I was the employee. No, guys. It's a chain reaction. This morning was so sad. There was a car accident on the way to Einstein's and I got a chocolate bagel and the girl was out of my ice cream macchiato so I got a cold drink. Wait, wait. Was the sad part the...
The sad part was they were outside. They were, oh, so. Me and my mom. She said it was so sad. There's a car wreck on the way, but they were out of my car. There was this car wreck on the way, and I saw, there are these kids that I know, and the dad that I know, too, and this kid, the airbags, like, went off, and I'm imagining that he, the person behind him wasn't,
like paying attention. I imagine not. Like during the moment of silence, I prayed for them because I was so scared. I was still thinking about it. And the kid, the little kid walked out of the door or walked out of the door and his chin was like, and to another thing. And he was like throwing up. And I was like, Oh my gosh. Like how much of this story is real? Real. Oh, mom, mom, am I telling the truth? Okay. So the story is half true.
And so there's a car wreck. We knew the dad that got hit and the two kids were his kids. And no, the car in front, you knew the car in front of you. So, so there's a car wreck. Hey, next time you just don't know the story. Just don't. There's a car wreck and you didn't have your chocolate bagel. Oh, so he's on the hit. Oh my gosh, what's happening? I'm convinced. Oh, okay.
Okay, so the mom was in the car. Harper was too busy Snapchatting. She didn't even look up. No, no, no. She's like, what's that? A car wreck? Hey! No, so basically, the mom was in the car with her two kids, and they were all ready for school in their white little private suits. And they were ready to go to school. They got in a crash because this truck wasn't paying attention and hit them right in the back. And these volvos are pretty safe, but apparently...
the airbags went straight off and a kid like jolted his like chin to the side. And then when he walked out, he's like spitting up everywhere. And cause, cause like his chin, like he couldn't, and he was like crying. And then the little brother was like sitting down, hugging him because the little brother wasn't hurt. And the mom was like, yeah, my kid, his chin's broken. And it was so scary. I, I, and then I almost like threw up looking at it cause I was so scared. I was like, and I was on the way to school and we were like 20 minutes late. That's so sad.
Well. Yeah, I feel bad. Did you get your carmelo macchiato? No. I got a cold brew. And then on the way back, there was like paramedics and stuff. Oh. Well, I hope they're okay. Yeah, same. Have you guys ever seen a car wreck happen? Like, happen? Mm-hmm. Really? No. You have? Yeah. Do you not know this? No. I didn't know you had. What? What?
Yeah, I was outside. Oh, this is going to be so made up. No, no, it's not made up. I just can't wait. It's not made up. No, no, no. I was outside. I was driving the Ranger. I was driving the side-by-side. And I was like in our, we had big like 10 acres. And so like I'm driving it. And all of a sudden I hear, I hear, I hear.
And I'm like, what is that noise? And I look over, and there's like a curve on the road right there. And this guy is coming around the corner at like Mach 10 and just car sideways. What is Mach 10? Yeah, what is that? Fast. Very fast. Okay.
Like rocket ship speed. Okay? It's coming around the corner. Mach 10. Okay? Rocket ship speed. Car is sideways and just starts rolling. Like flipping. Like 10 times. What's the driver's drive? Why'd you do a beat? And I'm like, oh, no. Was there music coming?
Yeah, yeah. Well, he was listening to like Shake It Off or something. Shake It Off. And anyways, the car ends up like from where he started rolling to the end was literally like 100 yards or so. Oh my God. The car rolled super far. Yeah. Ends up in this like ditch. Why did he stop? Why did he stop? Why didn't he stop rolling? No, no. Why did he stop when he was going mocked in or whatever? Why did he like stop? He lost control. I'm getting to that. Yeah, I'm getting to that. So I immediately am like...
I'm like 14 years old. I'm like, I don't know what to do. So I just zoom back to the house and I'm like, dad, um,
Guy is probably dead. He just rolled his car like 10 times. And so me and him jump and we go down the driveway to see the car. And when we get down there, dad's like, hey, no, no, no, you stay here. Because he could like see the guy. And the guy had been thrown out of the front window of the car into a barbed wire fence. And I'm not going to get into more gruesome details. But yeah, he was thrown out of the car and it was really, really sad.
And he was like flighted out, but he was drunk. That's why he probably didn't know. Of course. People these days. Super sad. Super sad. Wait, that was on your like literally your front yard? Yeah, I watched it roll. It was crazy. That's crazy. Have you ever seen a car accident happen? No. I saw like someone get rear-ended once. Have you ever? Cash has totaled two cars. So he knows about this. Oh my gosh, I have not totaled two cars. I actually did. I did watch one time. Um.
I watched him back into our garage. Oh. That was an accident. He's done a lot of things. Wow. Oh, wait. I haven't been in a car accident. My mom rear-ended my sister's car, pulling out of the driveway. Sounds horrific. I'm glad you're okay. It was during a cheer. It was about, I was going to a cheer call. At like 5 a.m. in the morning, me and my mom were like really mad at each other for some reason because it was like 5 a.m. in the morning. We're trying to get, she's like, get in, get in, get in. And she backs out, hits my sister's car, and we're like, oh. And she's like, no.
You know what's funny? That's the only way my mom has hit cars too. My mom has hit two of our cars. It must be a short woman problem. Two of their cars by backing out. Well, tell us...
About your totaling cause. Yeah, he totaled two cars. He crashed another car into the sidewall. And then he backed into the driveway. And then he rear-ended someone eating orange chicken. Well, that was included in the totaling. You can't just be hitting cars left and right as a man. Listen, Linda. You're the worst driver here, Cass. No, I'm actually the best driver here. Dude, you should see me. You have the worst record. You should see me in go-karts. I come in first place. Second if the card's right. Um...
I've told her one car. Two. And...
Yeah, too. You did the van, too. And the truck. We're really counting the van? Like, really? We're really going to count that? You did that. Yeah, you did that. He's such a... You're like, literally, that's something Kate would say. You're going to count that? No, what do you mean we're going to count that? Why would you count that? Yo, I was 15 years old. Why would we count on that? Because you crashed the van. Because you were... You totaled it. Okay, fine. Listen. And first of all, I'd like to say, both of my car accidents happened in the same spot, or the same type of scenario, and both of my car accidents...
The car should not have been totaled. First one was at a stoplight. I fell asleep at the stoplight. It was a long line. Okay? No way. I did. I fell asleep at the stoplight. And then his foot hit the gas and just... And then my foot hit the gas and I hit the person in front of me. And see, the car should not have been totaled. Okay? But the
But the reason the car was totaled is because I was driving a hunk of junk. All right? And the car itself was only worth like $1,000. It was worth way more than that. No, it's not. It had 350,000 miles on it. It is. I have 300. Yes, it did. Yes, it did. It had so many. It did. He said a hunk of junk. That car was fine. No. Yeah. It was old as frick, dude. It was old as Isaac Newton. It was like in 2005, and this was in like 2015. No, no. That car is like 1900s. What?
Listen, listen. It was basically the first car ever made. It was 1900s. No, it was like brand new. It was 1900s.
I hate it. And it was like, they're going to be, they were like, Oh, it's going to cost $700 to repair the car. So we might as well just total it out because it's such a junk car. And so like total. Yeah. Technically the insurance soldered it out, but the car was completely drivable. It was completely fine. And it should not have been totaled. And moving on to the second one, the second totaling of a car was,
because I was at a stoplight eating orange chicken. And when I was eating my orange chicken, it tasted a little funny. Shout out Panda Express caused my car accident. And I had to roll my window down and spit it out. But when I spit it out, next thing you know, I hit the car in front of me. And it was not my fault. What? You hit the car in front of you?
The guy slammed on his brakes because something ran out in front of him. You weren't paying attention. And I'm going to be honest, you can sue. Something didn't run out in front of him. Honestly, you can sue anybody for anything these days. That's what I was thinking. I'm being so for real. Like, I can sue. I can literally sue. Could you sue cash? Yeah. No, great. I could sue you because I would say that you. I'm really excited. You took my phone without my permission. That is true. And.
And it's my personal property. Can I sue for someone not getting out of my house? Oh, well, you invited me here, right? I'm invited, right? Hold on, wait. Let me clear up the second one. It doesn't matter. You told her that. No, let me tell her real quick. I hit the car in front of me.
And it turned out the car I was driving had bad underlaying issues in the car. Like the insides of the car was not good. Not the interior, but like the engine. And so when I totaled it, yes, the organs of the car were bad. So when I totaled it, they were like, hey, listen, the organs are actually bad. So we're just going to trash the whole thing. And I was like, okay. I've never damaged a car more than like a dent. That is not true. You totaled two cars. And then on top of that, do you remember Alex remembers this?
You fell asleep while driving back from visiting some friends. What? Listen, I'm a sleepy guy. I don't get much sleep.
actually i get a lot it's like 12 hours and i require a lot so i require like 12 hours of sleep so when i only get like 10 but this is your fault you only got a few hours you decided at like yeah we already told this story like midnight i'm gonna drive to arkansas and go see two girls so you drive like four hours i was like i was like i just turned it was like like it was a four hour drive so it was four years ago
That's really saddening. Five years ago. Yeah, five years ago. He drives four hours to Arkansas, sees these girls for like an hour in the middle of the night. Missouri. Missouri, whatever. Wow, you went to Missouri and if you were going somewhere, you could have come to Texas. Oh, she got you. You know, I tried to go to Texas, but I added up the hours and it was going to take too long. So he went to his backup. So he had a backup. Girl, and you didn't even get married to these girls. Imagine.
And anyways, long story short, I fell asleep. You know, the concrete barrier that are on the side of highways, like the like big wall, like the half walls. Yeah, I hit that thing and it just popped a tire though. Yeah. So then he ends up being late to church the next morning.
Wait, how did you get out of that? You actually didn't make it to church at all. And then mom and dad are like, we go to dinner after and they're like, is Cash even going to come to dinner? And I'm like, you're texting me like, cover for me. I'm going to be there. Just please, please, please. I'm like, what did you do? He's like, just stall. I'm coming, I'm coming. Wait, did your parents not notice that their car was gone? Well, they knew I took it, but they didn't notice anything.
all the damage. Wait, were you supposed to be staying the night at Alex's house or something? Yeah. Oh, okay. So Cash was like, you know, I got a flat tire. And then they're like, well, why is it crashed? And he's like, uh, I was, yeah, I told him I was doing donut. I told him I pulled into a McDonald's and hit the curb. And then they were like, no, you weren't, you were doing donuts. And I was like, you got me. And then you figured you doing donuts versus I drove four hours in the middle of the night to go see some girls was better. Yeah. Donuts. The donuts punishment was definitely better. Yeah.
What is your punishment? You know, I never really got one. I don't think so. Wow. My mom had a hard issue with follow through. I need to get rid of this sunburn ASAP. Like, I have cheer photos tomorrow. You know what you look like? Oh, wow. You look like the anger emoji. Or not the anger emoji, the anger from inside out. Emotion. Anger emotion. Which emotion would you be from inside out?
Probably... Disgust. Disgust. She's disgust. Wait, really? She's disgust? The green one. What am I? You're anger. I think we talked about this before. He's fear. No, he's the big pink one. The big... Yeah, we did talk about this before. That's what you guys gave me last time. I'm not fear. I'm anger. Okay, and thank you guys so much for watching this episode of the podcast. Peace out, bro.