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One night, me and the guys went to- Oh man Maverick. Oh man Maverick. Stop! It makes me so sad to think about. You didn't deserve that. We shouldn't have talked about this. No I actually wanna know. I actually wanna know. Keep going. And uh, I get a call. And she just says, "Alright guys, today we're talking about Maverick's exes!" What? What? His ex-girlfriends! I was not ready to start. That is not on the chart. Yep. Tell us all about your exes, Mav. About every single one of them. I want drama. I want juice. Oh I got drama? What's the drama?
I can't say. It's confidential. Yeah, unfortunately, that is not on the notes. We're not going to be talking about that. We will. We will be talking about it. But we are. I think it's on the notes. Also, do you guys notice anything different about me?
You guys are matching. No, I don't want that. You're looking a little extra lazy today with the sweatpants. No, these are actually a lot of... Yeah, I guess so. But like, oh yeah, I forgot you don't like people wearing sweatpants because you didn't grow up that way. Yeah, because I didn't grow up that way. Yeah, they were taught that sweatpants are like a crime outside of the house. Not even just outside, more inside too. I mean, I literally slept in jeans. Yeah, I slept in jeans forever. Yeah, that's weird. Like no one else does that.
Yeah, I don't know. Like no one. Put on your pajamas. Where's my blue jeans? Wranglers specifically. That's crazy. That's insane. Yeah. And in the summer, all I'd wear is long wranglers and then long sleeve plaid shirts. Facts. And a cowboy hat. That's all I would wear.
So, Mav, X's. Which one do you want to start with? First, second, or third? Mav, Mav? Okay, wait, wait. You pick a number. One through T. One through T? One through T. Wait, I'm glitching. One through three. And I'll tell you which one to talk about. Me, preferably, I would love for you to talk about... Three. Three.
Two. Two or three, yeah. Three. One's not that great. Yeah. So pick a number between two or three. I don't want to do this, guys. Me pretending that I know what he's talking about. Heads or tails? Tails. Anybody got a quarter? Here, here. Thanks for taking that one. The top of my phone is tails. This is heads. Wait, wait, wait. But heads is two. Tails is three. Okay, top of the phone is... Oh, is he so lost? Top of the phone is two. Bottom of the phone is three. All right, ready? So screen is two. Back of the phone is three. Two, one. Screen is two.
Oh, two first? Number two first! Okay, I mean, what? I don't know. Like, what do y'all want to talk about? I mean, she, like, I mean, we- There he goes, fake adjusting his mic. I'm nervous. He's nervous. Yo, what are you doing? I got some questions. Get off the mic! When you guys got together, where did you see the relationship going? Did you see it going downhill like it did? So what's the girl's name? I mean- What's the girl's name? I don't know.
No, I don't know. I definitely didn't see it going downhill like it did. I don't know. We didn't really like... Come on. We definitely... Fake a kiss in the mic. No, we definitely knew that we were different kinds of people, but we were going to try to make it work, but it did not. By different types of people, you mean how?
We were just raised completely different. Different foundations. Different beliefs. Different everything. So y'all went to different Sephoras. Like what? We went detail. Like she was red and I was blue. And y'all...
We were just different. Okay, this is not juicy. Everyone that clicked on the video is very sad right now. Let's get to the nitty gritty. So, what do you mean by you were blue? You were sad she was mad because she was red. You were blue. Sad, mad. Like, that makes a lot of sense. Yeah.
Yeah. So we dated like three years. Oh, that's not much. That's crazy to think about that three years is just down the drain. No, what's crazy? He took three years of his life, three years of his money, and just...
Gone. No, what's crazy? What's crazy is that is this me and your sister me and Laney were talking about this We were like I forget that there was a whole third girlfriend It feels like he was just with girlfriend number two like we literally will be like, oh my gosh It doesn't seem real that he was with another girl for a whole year. Well, I guess not working forget the last girlfriend existed No, I don't forget that she existed. It's just like that. I still feel like you're dating girl number two. Oh
Really? If somebody was to say Mavericks X, I think a girl number two. Girl number three impacted my life way more than girl number two. No, girl number two is the one I immediately think of. That's crazy. Because you were with her for so long. Like, I honestly only remember you with her. Okay, we're going to give them names. We'll call them... Hardy, Harrison, and Josh. Brittany and Betsy. No, Brittany and Laura.
That's too confusing. Can it be something slightly close to their name? Yeah. We'll do like Kaylee and T-Bell. How about... What? How about Total D and Total Dumb? Um...
Right? Which one's Twiddle Dee and which one's Twiddle Dumb? How about two and three? That seems pretty easy. No, that's not juicy enough. Okay. Okay. Two and three? I accidentally, I had an apple today and it juiced all over the table. It was bad. It was a bad apple. Yeah. A bad, bad apple. So Haley and I, no white cages left at a bad apple. Do you notice anything different about me?
Your hair? You say that every time? Your eyelashes. You got eyelash extensions. No, I did it myself. Oh. Yeah. They look good, though. I actually did notice that. Yeah, I know. You were oddly staring at me, and I was like, oh, it's my lashes, right? They just look great. Anyways. They might have started scratching my eyes in the middle of the day. Anyways, keep going. Yeah. No. Haley and I, we dated a while, but it just didn't work out. Her and Cash could never get along.
What oh my gosh they be what? Okay number two number. Yeah, okay to be fair the one that you did for three years Listen I like number two. I genuinely do yeah, I actually like her well except for y'all beefed every day, right? Yes, you know it was more like we couldn't You know you can like people but like you couldn't live with them no actually yeah, yeah, I guess yeah like I
Oh, yeah. As a friend, liking her, whatever, completely fine. Cash introduced me to her. But living with... Yeah, I was her friend first. But living with her, I just don't think I can live with her. There's just people I can't. My best friend, Michael Amaya... Sorry, bro. He's the one editing this right now. Oh! That man is hard to live with. What? That man is hard to live with. I'm just gonna say... Michael, I love you. You can live with me. I didn't say I didn't love him. I love him. I love him. But
Living together, man? That's crazy. You're hard to live with, too. The only reason Mav's living with us is because he's blood. That's it. You're just like Michael Amaya. So you couldn't live without, with Maverick? No. Michael Amaya and Mav, identical in the same living ways, but the only reason we're definitely different. The only reason Mav gets a pass is because he's blood. No, we're definitely different. And let me tell you, back it up. If I was single, I'd love to live with Michael Amaya again, but since I'm married, I'm just like, eh.
So it's not really me or Michael, it's you. Actually, I take that back. I'd like to live with Michael and Maya, actually. Oh yeah, because you don't want to have drama, do you? Yeah, that's the thing. Me and Michael would never have drama. It's just like, you want to know honestly why? Why? It's because... Wait, is this why you and him didn't have drama or why you and... No, why I don't think I could live with Michael and Maya again is I'm genuinely scared. If Michael and Maya moved back in with us... We'd have problems. We'd have a big problem. And I'm being so genuine. It's a massive problem. This is like the biggest reason I'm like, I don't want Michael and Maya to move in.
is I think we would get addicted to video games again. We'd be so addicted. Oh, that is not the problem I was thinking of. Oh, don't even worry. We don't play video games right now. And I don't even think Michael and Maya really plays either. But I know if we all came together, we'd be like...
Y'all want to play some Apex just like once? And then we would just be stuck in a trap. We've been in this trap. Me, Matt, and Michael and Maya played for like a year and a half straight. Our time was like 10 hours a day. It ruined a couple years of our lives. Oh my gosh. Yeah, imagine. We are recovering addicts from it. And it's like I can't go back to my addict friend and all three of us in the same room with the console. We're just like. No, three addicts can't live together. But two can. No, okay. But girl, Hayley, right? Yes. Yes.
Haley, Haley, Haley. Anybody here? Anybody watching the podcast? Were y'all around when Haley was around? Is anybody still? No, here's the thing. Haley, and there's a part of me that kind of misses Haley. I'm not going to lie. Yeah. I kind of miss her. Wait, is Haley the real girlfriend's name? Yeah, that was the three-year-long one. That's not her real name. That's not her real name. No, Haley's not her real name. But yeah, there's something about when me and her were together all the time.
We just did not get along. But if we were together a reasonable amount of time, we were fine. Maverick also low-key self-sabotages, though, because when he has a girlfriend, in the last two times you've had a girlfriend, you were...
You literally jump like head first into a relationship and you just say, I'll agree. It's a lot your fault more than it was Hailey's fault. You could not balance a relationship with your work life to save. I actually take that back. Me and Hailey could get along way more better if you weren't like that. Yeah, when I fall, I fall hard. Maverick would completely ditch me and ignore me completely. I'd be like, Maverick, we gotta go do something. It's just like, I'm not in his life. I wasn't in his life anymore. Like, he just didn't exist. He couldn't like,
Yeah, it was like he prioritized his relationships over everything else in his life, which is good. But yours was just like ridiculous. It felt like me and Haley were like fighting for Maverick's time. Yeah. I'm like, yeah. I think that was... So it was your fault, actually. Oh, yeah. It's all my fault. Yeah. It wasn't even Haley's fault at all. Well, coincidentally... Okay, maybe it is me. Okay. Yeah, I was going to say every single one of my girlfriends has hated you, but... It's because Maverick... Maverick, he just wants time with his brother. Disliked at times.
He just wants to spend time with you. He just wants some time with his one-on. I don't want to spend enough time with you. All three of his girlfriends, we have not always got along. But maybe the problem is me because I'm in each one of those. No, Mav. It's just you have to think about roles reversed. Like imagine you've been single for the last year. Imagine if I was just like me and you were trying to fight for his time. And it was like Cash was like, sorry, bro. What do you think we are doing? Every single night, I'm like, hey, Cash, can we hang out?
You'll hang out all day. I gotta go to bed. Okay. Why you gotta go to bed? It's nine o'clock. You're not going to bed. You're not going to sleep. No, no. Listen, I'll play. They'll want to play a game of Madden. I'll play a game or two with them. And then I'm like, all right, guys, now I got to go spend time with my wife, you know? And I'm doing like 50-50. And they're like, 50-50. We deserve 95.
I'm very generous with how, because he plays. Majority of the nights, he plays with y'all. Plays? Why do you say we play? Because y'all play games. We just hang out. We just hang out. No, I'm just saying, majority nights, he at least will play one or two games. She counts playing as if we go out to eat. Like, if us three go out to eat, we're playing. I do count. That's what y'all want to do. Y'all want to hang out. We invite you. Yes, but I say no. I don't want to.
with everybody. I want to hang out with just my husband. See, and that's the problem. See, I want to do both. I want to do both. I just want to put that out there. You want him all to yourself. Selfish. No, because all day, all day, all of us always are together all day. And then at the end of the day, I'm like, okay, Cash, me and you, it's our time. And that's when I'm like, okay, now I got to go spend some time with my wife. Yeah, and you know what? He's like, it's hard for him to say the words every night. He's like, God, God, God.
I gotta go. No, okay, no, no. Because listen...
And sometimes it's reversed. Sometimes you ask me to come do something. You're like, you want to come out to eat with me and Alex? And I'm like, no. And it's so easy for me to say because I'm already spending time with her. It's like whoever I'm already spending time with, it's hard to leave that to go start something new. Like if you're having fun and somebody's like, you want to come with me? And it's like, not really. I'm having fun right now. I don't want to go restart fun. You said you don't have fun with Kate. I never said that. He's completely pulling this out of nowhere. He actually even said he doesn't love you.
What? I never said that. I literally never said that. Oh, I have it. I've never said that I don't love it. I don't love Kate. Kate, this is a complete... Oh! Oh, no, it's not. What are you talking about? Like, genuinely, what are you talking about? Oh, I have a recording. Don't worry, buddy. A recording? Yeah. That's bad. I already see it. There's a... You want me to talk about this? Oh, no. I don't know what it... What do you mean? I don't know.
Oh, no. Yeah. I don't know what I said. Pause, pause. I just want before this conversation continues. I don't know what I have said. I've said a lot of things in my life. I've spoken a lot of words. So I just I just want that to be out there. All right, Maverick. But also, I do love you.
Well, we can discuss that after. Oh. Oh. You're lucky it's not loading. You're getting lucky right now. This is not good. This is not good at all. I'm kidding. What? I'm kidding, guys. This is the most... Alex got me a new chair today. Wait. Ride it. It's the most unbearable chair I've sat on so far. You're welcome. I can literally stand up on it. And he's like, don't wake it. Oh, God. Stop. Stop.
I mean, like, ride it with the wheels, you know? Uh, so... It's hitting the ground. You're a bit too large for that one, honey. Agreed. What are you doing? Dog. His whole butt is going off the edge. I know, I got a yacht. No, you have more of a... A gayot? A flot. Like, a flat gayot. That was like doing squats. Oh my goodness. Clap if you've ever been to a fat farm. I've seen a few fatties. Yeah.
Listen. Oh, he got the video. Oh, no. Do you have it? It's still loading. Oh, my gosh. Bro! I'm just choosing to protect my peace, and I'm just going to close my ear holes. Are you sure you want to hear it? I think you want to hear it. Is it him saying? It's one of these right here. You didn't. Oh, my gosh. How do you not know? What app does that mean? Oh. Okay. Did you find it? I'm going to start. I'm going to start screaming. I'm going to start. I'm going to start recording Maverick when he doesn't know. I'm going to start recording Maverick when he doesn't know. Why do you?
Explain yourself. There's this app. If you don't want to
There's this app called Reclip. And I will... It just runs at the back of my phone. And if a funny conversation happens, I just open up the app and I hit record and it records the last two minutes of everything. What the heck? That's kind of cool. So everything you're doing all the time is always recorded the last two minutes. And if you want to save it, you just click save and it saves the last two minutes. So what if you're like...
Like pooping or something like yeah, you just dropped a big one and it was like I'd be like clip that's gross Like anything like one of your friends came up to you and said something crazy Yeah, you could like clip it and you have to clip forever or like harper if some girl came up and was like Oh my gosh, you know this girl. Yeah. Yeah, and then you and then she's like tita is so annoying and harper's like
and then she takes it to Tita and now Tita has proof. Tita. Mm-hmm. That sounds cool though. Yeah. But it also sounds dangerous. It sounds like some controversial things. Danger Bros. Have y'all ever met the Danger Bros? No. No one's heard of that. I cannot get over how much y'all are matching right now. Y'all are matching. It's not intentional. And the only way you know when they're like... You know like when you're on like a...
When you're on like Google Maps and there's like a little blue dot, you probably don't know because you never drove. Like, you know, like, you know, like the icons in the top left. Oh, yeah. It's like the little. Yeah. Or like when you have a hotspot, someone connects to your phone hotspot. It's like green. Yeah. Yeah. This one's just orange. And that's the only way you know it's on your phone. Yeah. That's the only way you know it's going. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So did you find the green clip?
How did you not find it, bro? Oh, he has so many. I promise it exists. He has so many re-clips. He's literally scrolling through all of them. He uses them a lot. The crazy part is, auto-title. Alex, you want to try to find it for me? Like, look. You can...
Yeah, it's one of them in there. We're in the car. It's just me and Cash. I don't love things. Yeah, the clip is real. I've showed it to Alex. It's a private conversation that you clipped? Texas is a one-party consent state. I can record your conversation without you knowing. But what if it happened in another state? That is true. What if it happened in like... The thing is...
is Matt has a lot of reclips and I've been getting into it, not gonna lie. Oh my gosh, the mic smells so good. My next girlfriend, she better watch out. Oh my gosh. She said, I'm gonna be reclipping everything. That's the one, that's the thing. It's a great, it's a great tool if you're in an argument, man. Yeah. If you're in an argument with anyone and they're like, I never said that. Beep.
Yes, you did. Yeah, you did. Actually, you know what? I should start doing that to you more often. Oh, I was literally thinking I'm going to do that to you guys. No, I'm going to do it to you. I'm going to do it to y'all because there's many, many, many times. I need to get the sap. Reclip. No, seriously. Harper's going to be pulled up every week with, check out my reclip. Check it out. We're just going to have to bleep it off because it's like information that can't be shared. No. Not today. I want to show y'all so many of my reclips, but I can't share them because a lot of times they're bad.
Cash is talking about his black hole. Remember that yesterday? This title is crazy. Okay. Yeah, I know exactly which one. The A.I. will title the reclip, and sometimes it titles him crazy stuff. How many does he have?
Way too many apparently. Heck man, are you stalker? Alright, well, let's go back to the exes. When Alex finds the reclip, we will. Can we move on to ex number three? Sure. Sure. Do you like her the most? Yeah, he sure does. He went out to lunch with her. I did go out to lunch with her. You heard about that. I know, but like, I just want to ask you guys. Really?
Which is mad weird. We started out really happy in love. You know, we enjoyed ourselves. That's what Tinder does to people. Tinder, oh. That is true. He met her on Tinder. He did meet her on Tinder. She does not have a Tinder heart. So, like, the outcome, I honestly, that's on you. Can't be too shocked there. Can't be too shocked about that. But no, she was nice. We had a lot of good times. And, uh,
Alex is dying laughing. He's just in the corner dying laughing at the re-clips. No, we had a lot of fun. And then about halfway through the relationship, she started talking about college.
And how she wants to go to college. And I was like, well, you know, I have a whole career. Like, you don't have to go to college. Like, if we're going to get married, you could just. Oh, y'all broke up over college? Well. No. Kind of. I feel like that's how Harper's going to go with us. I know. I feel like one day Harper's going to come when she's like four years from now. Harper's going to be like, guys. I'm going to act in college. I'm going to move off to college and I'm quitting the pod. Well, do you think right now I have to go to college? No. No. No, absolutely not. Really? But.
Harper, I didn't even finish the eighth grade. That does not mean you shouldn't be preparing for college. Drop out, Harper. Drop out, gang. Drop out, gang. Drop out, gang. I'm dropping the gang. College is only good if you know what you want to do. If you already have a goal in mind and what job you want to have, that's what college is for. You don't get me wrong. If you want to be a doctor, I think that'd be kind of hard to do without going to college. But...
freaking like oh he found it he found the replay let's go i'm so wait no i'm not excited i'm not excited i just realized you really love kate be honest no listen to the last part listen to the last part everybody be quiet you really love kate be honest no clipping it clipping it what i should not be
to have a serious conversation. It was so casual. Do you really love Kate, be honest? Nah. Nah. Wait, wait. So why don't you really love Kate? What the heck? You want to know why I don't really love Kate? Why? You guys want to know why? Because you're a holy mammoth. Oh, no, no. I'm going to say it. I am scared for what's about to come out of his mouth. This is going to be great. You know what you did, Kate? Ain't no shame in my game. But there's a little shame. I wish you wouldn't say this. Wait, should we say this for next episode?
I don't know. Do you think it'd be good? I don't know. All right. Say it. I want to know. I'm saying save it. Save it? Save it. All right, guys. We're going to save this for the next episode. If you guys want to hear this story, I got to save it because this is a good one. But if you guys want to hear what I'm about to say, go watch the episode that we drop after this. And it should come out like three days later. I promise you, you're not going to regret it.
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We're horrible at telling stories guys. Yeah, where are we at? I don't remember. We were at... We were on X number two. We're talking about math X. We're talking about dropping out of school. We were on X number three, college. Yeah, first off, don't take our advice on college guys, specifically. We are the small percentage. Dropped out, then I got rich. Dropped out, put a panic on my wrist. No! Did you break it? I'm scared to stand up. I don't know if it's going to pop back up. I don't know if it's going to pop back up. Don't be a weenie and stand up. Oh, I think it is.
Oh my gosh! But now it goes down like that. It used to stop right here. You guys know that song by... Roddy Ricch? Lil Pump? Yeah, yeah. It's Lil Pump. He's like, "Drop that then I got rich! Drop that then I'm gonna panic on my wrist! Drop that!" My teachers never taught me that. Jay Paul. My teachers never taught me that! How to buy a Lambo cash! How to get a DM back! My teachers never taught me that! My teachers never liked me one bit!
Why do you know the whole song? What? You guys don't know that song? He's like about to drop out of high school. Like, my teacher's never told me that. I would buy a Lambo couch. Yeah, except for the fact that your mother was your teacher. Yeah, I was saying to my mom. I was like, my teacher's never told me that. My teacher's never told me that. My teacher's never liked me one bit. College definitely...
All of us are pretty much dropouts and she's in school. So well, I graduated barely. Yeah, I graduated to Listen my only word of advice is don't go to college if you don't know what you want to do because then you just waste a Bunch of money, you know how many people I know in college are like I don't know what I want to do Yeah, but what gonna be an influencer for life? Okay What do you want to do if you're not gonna be an influencer?
- You got time to decide. You don't have to say it right now. - Wait, you know how bad those energy drinks are for you? - These? - Yes.
Yeah, I may not be able to have kids. I've been drinking so many, I'm not going to lie. I've been trying to tell him. How much does he drink a day? Like two, three? I've seen him go through like four or five. In a day? Yeah. When I was live streaming, maybe. No, I was kidding! Oh, no. I was joking too. Why are you drinking four or five a day? When I used to live stream, I'd go through a 12-pack in like two days. Oh my gosh. Yo. But we were live streaming like five hours a day. Yeah, what, you need a Red Bull for every hour? Yeah.
Yeah, I was very high energy. Wait, so does that mean you're going to die in the next two days? Listen, I'm not scared of death. Don't start this conversation again. No, no, can we say it finally?
I'm going to start this conversation again. Can we stay focused? We were talking about ex-girlfriends. We were talking about the ex-girlfriend right after this. No, we won't. No, we will. We will. I promise. But this, no, this won't be the rest of the episode. Listen, listen. I'm putting a time limit on this conversation. You have two minutes to discuss this topic. Five, five. Come on. Two. No, two. Come on. No. Three. I'm not obeying the two limit rule. Oh my gosh. Okay, I will set five minutes. Listen. Let's go. It's going. Pretty much everyone knows this. You're wasting time. Everyone knows this besides Harper and Joe. So Harper and Joe, this is a question for you guys. Oh, yes. Yes. Ready?
Alright, just answer this question. I just want yes or no. No, nothing else. There's only one right answer, guys. Are you scared? One right answer. Are you scared of dying? Yes. Are you scared? Wait, wait, wait. No, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am. Stop. He needs to back up. No, shut up. Let me stop. Are you concerned? He said no. Yes, I am. But listen, are you scared of death? Yes. No. No.
Okay, that's fine. I agree with that. So Joe's built different, I guess, and you are smart. You're like me. No, no. Here's the argument. I'm gonna break down the argument for everyone. We got in this big argument, okay? Alex, come sit down if you want to talk about it. Are you scared of death? Like dying? Like I'm scared of like slowly dying, but I'm not scared to be in heaven. Exactly. Thank you. That is exactly what we said. No, okay. Here's the argument. Ready? Death and dying.
Are the same? No, they're not. No, they're not. Listen, you're only scared of dying. You are only scared of dying because you don't want to be dead. No. Dying is the process of being dead. Is water wet? No. Dying is the process of becoming dead. You're dying. Once I am dead, I don't care if you take my body and put it in a trash compactor.
But you're scared of being dead. When you're dying, you're like, oh no, I'm gonna be dead. No. No, I'm like, oh no, I'm dying. This hurts. This is sad. My brain is telling me to try to fight for my life, but I know once I'm dead, I don't really care. Okay, so if the doctor tells you, if the doctor tells you you're gonna go to sleep tonight and not wake up, you're gonna be terrified because you're gonna be dead. I'll be very happy. Listen. Why do y'all wanna be here so bad? It's like Maverick said yesterday. This world's full of evil. Joe's like, I don't gotta film no more.
It's like what Maverick said yesterday. He was like, um, what did you say yesterday? I said a lot of awesome, good, important things. No, no. What did you say? You were like, um, our, our whole lives were just taught to be scared of death, like to fear death. And then when you're like, that's what you're taught. That's what your brain thinks. But actual death. Are you scared to go to heaven? Listen, sometimes I can cry. If you're sitting on the edge of a cliff, why are you scared?
Because if you fall, you die. Because the impact hurts. Because of my biological brain chemistry, bro. It's telling me, hey, do that and you'll die. Same reason I don't jump out in front of a bus. Yes, because you're scared to die. No, because I'm scared of dying, not death. Not to be dead. Being dead is going to be so much better than being alive. I'm scared to get shot in the leg with a gun, but I'm not scared if I was to just die.
Because if I was dead, what does it matter? If I were to die, like, on the spot, no hurting. Like, if I... Death is... Death is going to heaven, right? Yeah, you're dead. What happens after you're dead? Yeah, death. But dying is slowly hurting. It's the process of... What if you were to die in .1 second? Listen, if I don't even know that I died, if it's that fast where I don't even know that I died... Yeah.
What do I have? Okay, okay. Listen, am I going to be scared if you're like, hey, at some point tomorrow, you're going to just vanish? You're not even going to know that you died? Yeah, I'm going to be a little scared. Why would you be scared? Because I'm on edge of like...
Of like dying. Because I'm going to be dead. Is there something I can do? You're going to be scared because you're going to be dead. You have a minute and a half left to wrap this up. No. Sign note. I'm scared because I know that my end is coming. Do you agree? Wait, Harper. If you know you're going to die in the next week at a random moment, but it's just going to be blocked out. You don't feel nothing. You don't see it coming. Nothing. If you know that's going to happen in the next week, are you scared? Yes. Are you scared?
I think I'd be scared. You think? Bro can't even answer a simple question. I think I'd be scared. You would be waking up every day like, any second now, this is scary. I think I'd be waking up going, did it happen yet? I wouldn't be scared. Yes you would be scared. Bro, I don't think I would. I'd be sad. I'd be very sad. Okay, you have one day left. Five hours left. You're going to be sitting there like,
Well, that's not enough time. I would be sad. I'd be very sad. But like a week? I feel like I can go live life for a week. I wanted to still go to Japan. Dude, you guys are crazy if you don't think you're scared of being dead. Like, everyone's scared of being dead. If I push you off a cliff, you're going to go, I'm scared.
But if I was falling long enough eventually I'd go man can't hit the ground already I'm just gonna die No honestly if I fell from a cliff I would land on my legs There you go So I wouldn't die So you just stand up I would do this Land and roll you gotta land and roll Yeah you gotta do the parkour roll Do the parkour roll Then you'll be fine Parkour Yeah perfect That was actually pretty good Wait Kate can you do the parkour roll
Do the parkour roll. Our minute is up. And you gotta yell parkour right before you do it. Parkour! Alright, here she goes. Wait, before or like during? It's like right as you're going. Oh. That was something. Was that parkour? No, that was not parkour. I used to do parkour. That was not even hardcore. That was like softcore.
Oh. Ew! Oh! Ew! Ew! Have y'all ever kissed on the podcast? I don't think so. That's weird. You wanna do it again? They don't even ever kiss in front of me. I've never seen them kiss. You guys have never seen them kiss? I don't ever see y'all kiss hardly. No! Please stop! You're too young to see this, Harper. She's only 19. Cash! Cash, stop it. That's my sister-in-law. That's disgusting. Please stop. No, please. Okay.
I wanna quit the pot. I'm quitting the pot. Can we get our own podcast? Can we start our own podcast? Yes! Yes! Yes! I don't wanna be here anymore. I ate some chapstick after hours with Harp and Mav because this is not it. Yeah, because I don't want... LOL, dark. That chair is mad uncomfortable. Oh my gosh. I need a break from my chair. You sounded like the Spotify ad. Need a break from the screaming? You know what I'm talking about? Quick side note.
A person over 18 should limit their intake to less than 100 milligrams per day. You know how many... She's still on your run. She's drinking it right now. No, no, no. Do you know how many milligrams that is? 250. That's only 80. What? But the primes right there, those are 200 each. Harper, I've been trying to tell him. This man, I've calculated his sugar intake. He eats almost 365 pounds of sugar a year.
Do you see that? He drinks almost a pound of sugar a day. The gummy worms? That's not true. That is true. That's not good for you. He's making up stuff. I didn't make that up. Ben can barely do math. No, man. I do quick math. Between your cereal...
milkshake and your cookie and your cake when you go out and your 10 pound bag of sour worms. Hey bro, if you keep eating like that, that imaginary call from the doctor he was talking about is going to be real. This is Maverick's food when he's eating right before the live stream.
- Yeah, both your nose. - Oh, that's icky. I would be so icked out. - In case y'all are wondering, this is a, yeah. - Brand new. - And you know what's gonna happen? - This is a 2.8 pound bag that Maverick will eat 95% by himself. Listen, it'll take me a long time though, okay? And you know what? Right after this podcast, we're gonna go to Chili's and you know what? This guy is gonna order a molten lava cake. Not the mini, the large. And it's gonna come with four spoons 'cause you're supposed to share it with your friends. And he's gonna eat it all by himself. - Maverick, how many grams of sugar do you think are in this?
It's the amount of sugar in there is so like I don't even care But you guys know I was thinking about it today and I was wondering why I've been taking so much sugar And I've been really worried about my body image on committee No, so basically what happened is I had a milkshake three days in a row. That's he has no, bro. Oh
You know what I mean? I think we should all just do him a justice and throw it away. Well, maybe throw it away in my mouth. But like, how much do you think those goldfish she's eating over there? Like goldfish. Okay. Wait, let Harper talk. Gosh. Anyways. Wait, it's the same thing. Oh, it is. It's just a mini version.
Anyways. It's his. Yeah, no. Offspring. Basically, on Monday, I had a coffee from Dutch Bros. It was a Picture Perfect. Second Tuesday, Picture Perfect again, but a large. I didn't drink the whole thing, but a large. You get Dutch Bros? Yeah, I love. Do you like Dutch Bros or Starbucks more? Starbucks. Oh my gosh, don't cancel me for saying that. Bro, you're like five. That's crazy. No way. No way.
So you like Dutch fries or Starbucks more? Starbucks. What do you get? Oh, yeah. I get an Ice Caramel Macchiato with cold foam. What? Nothing. Go, go. What? I just ate a baby. I'm feeling a little weird. I get an Ice Caramel Macchiato with sometimes a venti, sometimes a grande, never a tall. That's enough. That's enough. I got it. Everybody, it's twins. Oh, no. That's not twins. That's... Twins! Shit, baby. I like you, baby.
I really want to start a new podcast. Yeah, same, same. Kate, you want to come with us? I will, actually. Yeah, yeah. You know they canceled a drink this year? What? They took some of their fall drinks off.
Oh yeah, they're like weeding out the pumpkin stuff. How could they? No, no, no, no, the fall stuff too. No, I know, but all I care about is pumpkin. Is Christmas stuff going away? Yeah, Christmas stuff, that's what I meant. It's going away. Wait, they're weeding out the Christmas stuff? Yeah, I asked for the toasted white chocolate mocha today. They don't have it anymore. Oh no. Oh my gosh. Y'all know this podcast is coming out like in January. Oh my gosh, it's December 3rd. Wait, it's his birthday? Happy birthday to you. So I did not know it was his birthday. You know who else's birthday it is?
Your mom. The gunning worms I just ate. And Taylor Swift's. It is Taylor Swift's. Taylor Swift's for Taylor. Speaking of my exes, my, her, like, basically, like, little sister. It's her, his birthday too. Her birthday. It's her birthday. Why are you recording? It's always going. Reclip? You want me to reclip it? He's clipping right now. But, uh, she sent me a video. Oh.
And I gotta let you guys watch it. It is so freaking cute. Dude, our unicorn's freaking getting destroyed from Harper. What? You've literally ripped the head off our unicorn. You were the one who sat on it and shoved it. That's not true. That's not true. Yes, it is. Wait, Matt, what are you showing us? I was gonna let y'all see this video of Harper. Oh, is it the one you texted me this morning? Yeah. Oh, that sounds cute. Is that your ex talking? No. Aww.
She knows you. She's going to see you. Birthday twin. Birthday twin family.
Always a birthday. She's so cute. Yeah. Yeah, I don't want kids. I hate kids. I don't want kids I literally don't want kids but when I watch like anything that little girl does I'm like I want kids like she's so freaking cute She's actually really cute. I and also well Yeah, just wait. All right, what are y'all doing? Somebody's interested in kids. Please stop the PDA. Oh
You- you- the germs that are- She kissed me normally, okay? Normally she kisses me. I don't know what's going on right now. The germs that are going through their mouths right now as we speak. Maybe because you tell her you didn't love her. Babe, you're embarrassing me. And I don't know what that guy's talking about. You say you didn't love her. No. You did. I never said that. No. You did say it. You dare me to suck her tongue? Please stop. No. That's not happening. I'll suck your tongue, Mav. Oh, you have the weirdest tongue ever. What? You do.
Anytime Maverick is like... Maverick's like one of his go-to in pictures is... But he has such a weird tongue. That's your go-to? What? I literally have a picture of you going like... Yeah, I'll go... Like if I'm doing like a rock star pose a bit. Nope. Nope. Not that. I'm so cringed out. We were at a wedding. I'm so cringed out. And me and Cash and Maverick are all taking a picture and Maverick goes...
It's kind of weird, man. Do it, man. What? The fact that everyone wants to see my tongue makes me uncomfortable. I also want my Red Bull bag. Can I please? I have the longest tongue in the whole world. No, no, no. Wait. Let's see. Wait, hold on. Oh, my gosh. That is long for how small you are. It is very long for how small you are. I'm not going to lie. Lick your nose. I can't do that. Your tongues are so weird. Why are y'all's tongues just solid gray?
Both of y'all's tongues are just gray. Yours is gray too, bucko. I'm not saying mine wasn't. Oh, it's gray gray. It's like almost purple. It's like your skin tone gray. Yeah, this is the picture I was talking about. I hate that this exists. Text that to Joe.
I was doing stupid face. Also, hey, text the baby video to Joe. No, I don't know if they want their kid on the internet. Oh, never mind. But, um... You can hear her voice. Yeah. Well, text the audio to Joe. Okay, I can do that. Um...
Anyways. My tongue is gray. Yeah, I miss. One thing I do miss about my last ex is that little kid. Can we get back on topic of the ex now that we've talked about everything else but exes this whole episode? My tongue is not gray. And I can also inflate my tongue. My tongue is not gray. And I can also inflate my tongue majorly. Look, so. Inflate it? Yeah, look. Did you know camels can do that? Oh, wow. Anyways. She did not care. Look, look, look. This is a flat tongue. Anyway. Okay.
What the flip is going on? Wait, what's going on? It is like a balloon. Oh, what the? Wait, whoa. Wait, in all our hidden talents, you've never showed us this one. Wait, your tongue gets spat. I know. Wait, I'm sorry. Do it again. It looks like a Big Mac. I know. That's tricky. How do you do that? That's very tricky. I can't. How do you do it? I have muscles in my tongue. Yeah, we all do. I think the tongue is a muscle. Is it?
No. Sorry. No, I can do a lot of things with my tongue, so first flip it over. Okay. Enough tongue tricks. Back to the ex-girlfriends. Katie really just wants to hear about the ex-girlfriends. I love the drama. That's just why people clicked on this video was to hear about the ex-girlfriends and nobody has heard anything about the ex-girlfriends. You got a point.
It looks like a flower. It didn't pop up. Stop that. I can't do it. Do you guys all want to stick out our tongues and let them dry and then soak them up in our mouths after he's done talking? That's a good idea, right? No. No, no, no.
No, Matt, you're not getting your Red Bull. What? Can you say please? Please? Pretty, pretty, please? Pretty, please. Pretty, pretty, pretty, please with the cherry on top? What the heck is she talking like that? I don't want to be on this podcast. I'm getting out of here. I'm getting out of here. Like the ick from that side of the room? Well, if you guys are going to leave the podcast, you might as well just go to my YouTube channel and watch my videos because I started a channel. No, I'm leaving. No, I'm leaving.
Alright, Mav, your ex. I don't even remember where we leave off. We never started talking about the third. Yeah, we did. All you said was she went to college and then it ended. And then Tinder. Yeah, so we... Everything was great. It was great, guys. And, uh...
Then she... You know what? Low-key was really nice for me personally because Maverick, his ex-girlfriend had like a spare bedroom at her house. So he would just like stay at the spare bedroom like 85% of the time. It was like he didn't even live here. It was just me and Cash all the time. Oh, cool. Well, that's... Anyways, that's... No, I'm not even joking. That was her highlight of your ex-girlfriend, you not being here. No, Maverick, we had been in the house since September, October, November, December. January is like when y'all broke up. So for the first like...
four or five months in the house you were just never here and then when y'all broke up and you were actually home it was weird i was like yeah alex didn't live here you didn't live here just me and kate all the time and then and then another person just showed up like you were like you didn't do anything here you just like occasionally would be here to sleep i mean yeah i was gone all day even if you were gone all day you were staying the night in her spare bedroom like okay you were never here x number three you were in love college came up who was your favorite oh yeah yeah
Well, that was the thing. College became a problem because she wanted to go to college. And she also wanted to be with me. And I was like, well, I don't want you to go to college far away because I can't move. Yeah. Because I have to stay here and film stuff with Cash. And I can't. Yeah. The battle. Once again. No, the texture in my skin right now. That right there, that sentence, I have to stay here to be with Cash.
Yeah. Make, make, it just, I didn't know that. I didn't realize that you like that being with cash was like an issue. What? Well, no, no, no. I mean like, was she like, Oh, you love your brother more than me? And you were like, yeah, no, just people just don't understand it. They're like, Oh, why can't you just take your phone away? No, I just, I'm my, I'm going to remind myself to wash my face tonight. Cause my freaking face has so much texture. That's what you were doing right now. Yes.
She was on Snapchat. No, no. No, my friend had a thing. Were you on Snapchat or were you reminding yourself? Both. Okay, you were on Snapchat. No, I was on both. All right. Oh, yeah, sorry, Mav's sad story. We're in the middle of being sad, guys. Come on. Tell us the real reason, Mav. Is he actually crying? Are you okay on your birthday?
Oh, it is your birthday. Hot girls cry on their birthday. Matt, come on, tell us the reason. So, yeah, college became a problem, and we decided that it was, like, I don't know. We didn't really have a decision. We were just kind of like, okay, well, we're going to have to pray about it and think about it and figure this out. And a few months go by, and she's like, hey, I'm going to, like, it just didn't get good after that. And then she went on this trip.
And she came back and she was like, hey, I really want to be with you. Like, I want to, like, make this work. I don't want to go far away. And then... This is getting sad. Yeah, this is getting sad. The energy just got sucked out of the room. This is nothing about this is out right now. We're not very...
this is what you asked for no and i'm gonna give it to you he's about to cry i already know it i'm not about to cry kate's about to cry and uh yeah then one night me and the guys went uh well cash was there and uh parker was there it makes me so sad to think about what happened okay it's crying i feel so bad it makes me so sad you didn't deserve that oh no it makes me so
We shouldn't have talked about this. Should we change the subject? Wait, what happened? Keep going. I want to know. It's okay, Kate. Don't worry. I'm so unaffected and I'm just so sad. Are you friends with her? No. But you can still hold hands. We're still together. We can link pinkies.
Yeah, so we went up for a guy's night. I don't want to tell the story now. I thought the story would be good, but it's just sad. No, I really want to hear it. I don't want to tell it now. No, I actually want to know. Keep going. I'm intrigued. I have to. Just make it more helpful. No, you don't have to say it, man. This is sad, man. I think the people want to know. This is so un-LOL. Come on.
It's S-O-D. I get a call. S-A-D. We're all up at the casino, us guys are. And we hit it big and we went home. It was all great, guys. That's what happened. Lots of money. Yeah, so we go to the casino. We're there like, what, 15 minutes, 20 minutes? 10. 10, yeah. And I get a call. And we're all at the roulette table. We're all having fun like, woo! Yeah, roulette. We're having a great time. And I get a call and she just says, we're done.
And I was like... Did you cry? Well, I was like, what do you mean? Like, we're done. Like, I thought everything was good. Yeah. And she's like, no, we're done. I was like, oh, what? Can we talk about it? And she was like, no, don't try to change my mind. Don't anything. We're done. Wait, why? Like, why did she say that? I wanted to know too. Did you text her? Did you go... You went to lunch with her, right? Well, after...
after that one year later yeah i was like uh so can we did did you cry well he's he's telling the story yeah i did um so i was like uh guys uh i i know we all rode up here in my car together but uh yeah i i can uber back or something y'all can take my car but i i have to leave oh um i gotta i gotta go and they're like what do you mean you gotta go i was like um
You know that girl that we were just talking about and I was like, oh yeah, I really like her. Well, she, uh, this is after a year of y'all being together though. She, uh, Oh, she said, we're not that we're done. And, uh, yeah. And the guys, the guys instantly were like, Oh, don't worry. The same thing happened with me. Um, she's trying to relate. It really, Harper's really trying to relate. Right. The same thing happened to me about a day ago. Um,
No, it's fine. No, I'm kidding. I'm fine. No, what's it called? Yeah, so let's just say a guy. Maybe you should just let Matt tell his story. I don't know if you can talk about what you're going to talk about. You know, I'm not even going to say anything, but you know what happened. So we drive back.
And I dropped the guys off at the house. And she wasn't returning any calls or texts. And I was like, okay, this is pretty serious and weird and out of character. So I was like, all right, I guess I'll just stop by her house and see if she'll talk. And it was like, what, 11 at night, maybe midnight? I don't know. Wait, so you stopped by her house? We drove to her house. Well, before I did that, I stopped at Walmart. I got her chocolates.
And flowers. And a giant teddy bear. I was saying sorry. I didn't even know what I was saying sorry for. Why were you giving her that? She should have gave you that. Well, he thought he did something wrong. I didn't know what was going on. So keep going. So I climbed up on a roof to her window. Like I had done before. Like the movies? Oh, okay, okay. And I knocked on her window.
You climbed up on her window. Wait, why didn't you use the door? Bro, that's a little sus. I don't know. Bro said, I'm having a main character moment. I might as well follow through with it. So, I, yeah, I was up on her window with the bear and the chocolates and the flowers. She shoved you off the roof? No, no. That would have been nicer. One of her friends was over. Nicer? And she was like, Maverick, you need to go. And I was like, oh, okay.
Okay. That's cool. So then after a little bit, I left. And then a couple days later, she was like, hey, I want to talk about things. And so I came over. We talked about things. And that's probably where we should leave it. And we will see you guys next time. Thank you so much for watching this episode. We'll see you next time. Bye.