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Have you guys ever liked the same guy and fought over him? Yes. What the? Just like yesterday, we were at the nail salon. Just having a normal conversation. And all of a sudden she goes, "Reese, guess who I've been texting?" And I'm like, "Who?" And she names my exes and she starts scrolling through their chats and there's just chats on chats on chats. He looks like the horse. He's a cutie though. You're talking about Reese's ex-boyfriend?
Scott Hurst done her knuckles are hairy. Oh, what? Sorry. Let's see your short nails. No. Yeah, open them up. Let's see your nails. Yeah, cute. Show your nubbins. Let's see it. It's for cheer camp. I will on the podcast. We're on the podcast.
Harper was just insulting her sister, but then wouldn't show us her nubs. Fine. Show us some. Show us some. Can't just sit like that. Wait, those are cute. They're cute. They are nubs. What? They're too short. Those are not nubs, Harper. Those are nails. The lady like hugged him and she was like, uh-uh. I was like, oh. She was like, is this good long enough? And I was like, um.
Yeah. Well, they looked long enough. And then whenever she started filing, they were really short. Stop looking at my nubs. Oh, sorry. They're not nubs. They look pretty. Okay. Can we address the elephant in the room? The big elephant. Don't say it. The big elephant. Cash's chair. Oh. Oh. Oh. That was a good choice of words. I didn't know what you were going to say there. Yeah. So I finally decided to get myself a chair. No, obviously not the chair. Reese is here. Oh.
Sissy's here. Harper's sister. No one cares about your chair. Oh, my bad. You want to give her an introduction, Harper? Oh, yeah. This is Reese. List all her accomplishments. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Mom, stop taking photos. List everything we need to know about Reese. Yeah. Name, date of birth, social security number. So, her social...
- Well, okay. It's Reese, or her first name is actually Gayla, so it's Gayla Reese Zelmer. - What? - Yeah. - I did not know that. - It was my grandma's name. - It's kind of a pretty name, Gayla. - Oh my God! - What just happened? - Okay, okay. - That was such an impulsive thought that you acted on. - She doesn't do that to the other guests. - Oh my goodness. - I know, but this is the only guest that I can actually touch. - Oh. - Oh.
Please don't do that again. Okay. Okay, well, this is my sister, Gayla. Okay. Yeah, it's Gayla. My name is Reese. Well, it's Reese. Her middle name is Reese, but we call her Reese. But her first name is Gayla. Some people call her Gala. Okay. What else do they call her? No, there's so many names they can call you, but they just don't choose to.
Okay. What? All right, so what else do we need to know? Reese is 17, about to turn 18, so she's an adult in Texas. Thank you. Good to know. And she's very, like, happy to be on the podcast. She wanted to look all cute today. She does look cute. I was actually thinking your outfit is so cute. Where'd you get your skirt from? I got it from a boutique in L.A. whenever we went.
Yeah, she's not giving up on the pod. That kind of pants me. She's trying to lift up her skirt. All right, Harper, no more touching. Reese, you are no longer allowed to touch the guest. Any guest. Okay, my bad. Well, what's it called? I literally, me and Reese have been sisters for, for me, 15 years. For her,
15 years as well. It's been the same no matter what. Yeah, it's been the same no matter what. But we traded bracelets yesterday, and I gave her a big... Anyways, let's get into the juicy stuff. Okay, so what do you love about Reese? Let's start there. I love that I can look into her eyes and just smile at her. Oh, do you do that a lot? The connection that's just there. I do. I do.
There's a big connection. I also like when people say that we look like twins. Y'all do look pretty similar. I don't think anyone says that. I don't think we look very similar. I was actually looking at y'all before we started and I thought y'all looked pretty similar. I can see it. What do you mean you can see it? They're sisters. You can see it. What do you mean? They're about the same size. Oh yeah, yeah. Guys, also Reese is like a foot taller than me. She used to be super tall. Stayed up. She used to be super tall? Yeah. Oh, there goes the coffee.
Uh oh. Harper. Uh oh. Swomp, womp, womp. Harper, Harper, Harper. And she's gone. Just grab those there. And she's gone. Oh, Harper, we got some in here. Harper, you gotta come lick it up. What the? What the? What the? Nope. There's some right there. That's how... No, we can't do that. Guys, it's gonna leak onto the...
I would help, but this chair just feels too good. We are going to address that in a minute. Guys, I got a question. You guys banned my blanket from the podcast, but you have the ceiling fan on, so I am quite chilly. It actually sounds fine right now. Yeah, it's not making noise today. Did you turn it off? Yeah, I guess. Just hit them all. There you go. Nailed it. Okay, Reese, what do you like about Harper's?
Try to be kind. I like that she's very funny and outgoing. Oh, stop that. I like that I get to use some of her makeup supplies sometimes. Do you get to go to the PR? Yes.
And I'm trying to think what else. She likes the attention. Oh, I also like to take. Okay. Never said that. Um, she gets all the clothes, which is nice. Um, she likes your stuff. Yeah. Um, I love hanging out with her. It's going to be hard to be Harper sister though.
Because I just know she says stuff that you go to school and you're like, yeah, my sister said that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She did. Happens every day. At school. You're trying to defend her. You're like, but I can't. Like, on main campus. Main campus. So, ninth grade campus and main campus. But now I'm going to be on main campus. But do people, like, talk to you about the fame? Yeah.
Yeah. The fame. Every day? Yeah, just about every day, I'd say. Do you like it or not? I mean, I don't mind it. It's okay. Reese, I got a question. What did you think when your sister started to get, like, TikTok famous? I just, I don't even know. I remember she talked to me. I was just really surprised, and, like, I didn't think it was actually, like, real. Because before, I had, like, 30,000 likes on a video, and I thought I was so famous. Yeah. And it was on this, like, Preppy account and stuff. But then I started getting, like, millions of followers, and I was like,
what the heck is going on like this is so weird and then Reese made a TikTok with me and it was like done I remember that one yeah and then it came on my For You page I was like there's two of them yeah exactly and like they were like yeah I thought that she looked like Harper and all this and um yeah cause that one was on my account and then yeah she got that's where she got all of her followers from I mean she got like a thousand from herself I say we help Reese pass Harper and followers right now right now let's do it no oh man Harper would be so crushed Reese what's your TikTok user
Reese.Zomer with three R's. Okay. Go follow. Yeah, we'll throw it off on the screen, right, Alex? Throw it on the screen. It better be on the screen. Yeah, no, I just, like, am very, like, jealous because Reese, for a hot second, she had more likes on a video than I did on any of my videos. Wait, really? Yeah, yours had, like, 2.3 million.
You didn't know? So she was just secretly harboring this like... Yeah, I was secretly getting very sad. Reese has more likes than me. No, no. But yeah, and like people are like, oh yeah, like at parties when they see Reese, they're like, oh yeah, that's Harper's Elmer's sister and all that. And I'm like, and it's just like, I don't think Reese likes it a lot, but...
I mean, I don't mind it. It's okay. I don't think it... It's good conversation. Cash doesn't bother you. Cash doesn't bother you. Everywhere I go, they're always like, oh, you're Cash's brother. No, actually, I'm going to be honest. Everywhere we go, they're like... You're Cash's brother. No, no, no, no. They don't say that. No. They say... Like, I've seen them walk up to Cash and be like, oh, you're a co-host on that Harper Girls show. That's what they say to Cash. Oh. Yeah, that's what they say to Cash. Yeah.
Matt's been jealous because his whole life, his whole entire life, everybody's walked up to him and is like, that's not true. Don't your brother have a TikTok or something? And like this one time, very recently, this person ran up to him and they were like, oh my gosh, can we have a picture? And he was like, yeah, sure. And he drops his bags to take a picture with him. And they're like, no, with your car.
What? That did happen. I'm not going to lie. That did not happen. It was the most awkward thing. We were at the casino. That's so funny. And I'm walking in. Yeah, we were walking in. And we were going to stay the night up there. So I'm carrying bags in. And this lady runs up to me, like, freaking out. And I'm like, hello? And so she's got her phone out. She's like, can we get a picture? Can we get a picture? And I'm like, I'm like, I'm like carrying all this stuff. I'm like, yeah, sure. I set my bag down. I look up. The lady's gone. And I was like, what?
What? And she wanted a picture with the truck. That's so funny. But her daughter that was with her was like probably like 12. No, she didn't notice you, Mav. No, she didn't say. The mom runs off. The daughter's just staring at me like this. No, that never happened. She was starstruck. Alex, were you with her? No, no. She didn't know who Maverick was, but she was starstruck. It was me. Michael. It was me. I was with you. No, Michael was with me. Not you. Nope. It was the funniest thing. Michael was like, what do you want to say? The girl was just sitting there just like...
Just staring. I have a feeling that did not happen. That did happen. But you know what happens all the time, brother? This happens every single day. These people run up to Cash and they say, are you Maverick Baker? Not even once. I can confirm that whenever we're, since I am unbiased here, whenever we're out, people come up to us and they'll say, where's Harper?
Yeah, people for some reason feel like, I guess we just all, I think we talked about this the other day. We need to get a Team 10 house, I guess. That we just all walk around together 24-7. Like, I'll see people, like, I get it when they ask me where's Kate. That's kind of understandable. But people be like, why aren't Mav and Harper here? I'm like, I'm at Walmart. Like, what do you mean? Well, where are they? I don't know. They're waiting in the car. They are in the car.
in the car right now but to settle the cash and mavericks debate it's settled okay nobody thinks they're what is the worst part about living with harper
She really likes to embarrass me. No matter what, she'll go out of her way to purposely embarrass me. I would never. Yes, you do. For instance, whenever we're at restaurants and stuff, almost every single time without fail, she will put on a whole act in front of the waiter. She'll all of a sudden be British or have some sort of strange accent.
and start like, not yelling at the waiter, but making weird noises at the waiter or like doing random stuff just to try to embarrass me and my family. Yes, yes. She'll put her arm like in her shirt and act like she's missing an arm or something. I've never done that. Yes, yes. She's like, how do you expect me to grab that? Exactly.
I'm going to do that for now. I'm going to put both my arms in my shirt and I'll be like the waiter, hey, can you lift up my drink so I can drink it? And then after I drink it, I'm just going to take my arms out. Yeah. No, I mean, I can't say I used to do that when I was little. You've done that? Oh, I bet you do that now. Within this past year. I can see her at the table just like, can I get a hug? Yeah. Oh, yeah. You should know. What? That's exactly what she does. I should do that next time. Can I get a hug?
No, no, but literally. You better do the mumbling. Where it's like, can I get a shimmy to hem in? Yeah. No, me and Brooke used to do that. We went in TJ Maxx and we used to go up to people and we were like, hi, do you know where the show on your eye is? And so it was so funny. And then this one lady got really mad at her. But anyways, that's besides the point. We have a special guest on here.
Stop backing away from me. Well, well. Something I like to do at drive-thrus. Me and Cash actually love, I love messing with people at drive-thrus. It's just the best thing. I hate it. Because you can just drive away when you want. No, I hate it.
I will message people everywhere, but I will not message people that are making my food. I don't do it. And Maverick loves to do it. We'll be ordering our food, and then he messes with them, and I'm like, great, I'm not eating it now. Yeah, they can spit in your food. No, but I joke around with them. They will spit in your food. Like, I'll bark at them. Yeah, Maverick jokes around with them, and he's like, they think it's so funny. And I'm like, no, Maverick, they're annoyed with you. They're very annoyed. Or, the last, what did we do at Panda Express the other day? I said something.
It was funny. That lady freaked out. That's when they knew where my chihuahua was? No. That was last week. Okay, no. Oh, I said we got to the window and she was like, okay, it's going to be like $37 because you got cash orders like five whole boxes of food. And I was like, oh, no, we don't have any money.
oh yeah she's like it's gonna be 37 and i was like oh okay and he like fiddles for a second he goes i don't have any money she was like this is awkward for a minute she was like oh i didn't say anything she didn't say anything we're just staring at each other and then i was like can we get like a you know comp or something i got you next time maverick also when you did she give it to you
No, I had to pay. And then one time, or not one time, multiple times, when Maverick picks me up food like at Panda Express, they'll always ask at the end, oh, would you like to donate to the blah, blah, blah, donate to the trees or whatever? And
Matt's always like, if it's on my card, he's like, yeah, $50. It's to the children's hospital. You know that? Oh, well, sometimes it's very generous of you. Honestly. Thank you. No, I will say I learned that those places do that for tax purposes. Oh, really? Oh, you're one of those people. I did learn that. I always, I was always donating. And then I realized that the only reason they do it is because they get tax benefits. I feel like you're speaking on a subject that you really don't know about. Yeah.
I don't think you're an accountant. I don't think you really know the children's donation at Panda where it really goes. Exactly. We don't know. I mean, I don't know much, but I know what a write-off is. A write-off does not actually save you money. Yeah, if you give them the money and they give it to someone else. It just means you don't pay taxes on the money. It makes it zero. They didn't benefit at all. If you give me money and then I give it to the foundation, that doesn't benefit me at all. So should I be donating to the children's hospital at Panda Express?
Why would I donate my money to Panda Express when I could just donate the money to the Children's Hospital directly? Go for it, dog. Okay, I'm going to keep track. Yeah, cash won't because I'm going to still keep donating your money. I'm going to keep track of every time I round up my change at Panda. And instead of giving it to Panda, at the end of the year, I'll just give my $7 to the Children's Hospital. Yeah, somebody the other day...
I pulled up at a parking lot and Kate goes into like the mail place and they're like, they're outside with like their table and everything. And she was like, and I was like, Oh yeah, come. She was like, want me to come to the car? It was outside of a bakery. Yeah. She's gonna like come to me. I thought they were giving away free smoothies, like free, like smoothie samples or something. And,
She comes to my car. She has no smoothie. She gives me a clipboard. She's like, would you like to donate $500? I was like, what? She's like, $500 helps 100 kids from anti-bullying. I'm like, first of all, how do I know that? They just put a random number on there. It was like, if you donate $50, 30 kids won't get bullied. What are they paying off the bullies? Giving them $100 a day not to bully kids? I can say that Reese does sometimes bully me.
What? When have I ever bullied you? You need $50. You probably bited her ankles, though. I did say, do you remember when we were younger, I bit your arm and you're like, and dad got really mad. You still hit me sometimes to this day. Me and Reese used to get in humongous fights. We used to get so mad at each other. Did you guys ever fight over chairs?
Chairs? Like who sits where? Yeah, like if they were sitting in your spot. Like for instance, right now Maverick is very jealous of me. He won't let it down on the podcast because I'm sitting in the amazing chair. But after the podcast he'll become very jealous and he'll try to fight me for this chair. I certainly won't. But if he got out of that chair, let's say he got up, went downstairs to make himself a bowl of cereal. And then I was like, alright, he's out of the chair, I'm going to sit there now. And then he comes back up and he's like, hey.
I was still sitting there, give me my chair back. And I'm like, I have 15 minutes left and I'm not getting up. Would you guys fight over that? I mean, yeah, probably, but nothing like specific. Oh no. We're trying to like, I'm trying to think like, like at the dinner table, our family has specific spots. We always sit at. Like Breeze, my dad is sitting together. I'm sitting by Breeze. We had specific spots like that too growing up. And now when I go back home, my spot, there's like one empty chair and it's like not next to like,
where Kate would sit if like a guest came over. So now when we go back home, I still sit in my chair next to my mom and then Kate sits on the other side of the table. She's like, why are you sitting over there? And I don't know, it just feels right. I can't sit anywhere else. You have to keep your spots. Every time. I'm like,
I'm like, Cash, why don't you sit next to me? And he's like, this is my spot. So she ends up sitting next to me. And then Kizzy's going to be on the other side of the table. Yeah, Kizzy's going to be sitting next to Cash. No, but they did it because when Cash was younger, they couldn't trust him with knives to cut his food. What? And when we say younger, we mean like 14. Yeah, I'd stab the table with it.
So his mom had to cut his food for him. Yeah. Couldn't trust him. But no, yeah, me and Reese, I remember we got in a big fight over like something and like you slammed my fingers in the door and stuff. Whoa, that did not happen. When? It was like a few years ago. I do not remember that. That's on you, Harper, for like letting, like she held your hand there and was like, I'm going to slam it and you just like let it happen. I could hear the line in Reese's voice. I win.
I remember, like, this was a couple months ago. We were trying to make a video on your account, and then we got in a fight, and she slapped me in the face. And you acted like it hurt so bad. It hurt really bad. She literally slapped me in the face. It was for... Slap caps the same way. No, no, no, no, no. That's okay. It was for Hilara, and we were doing this video, and Reese didn't want to wear these stupid jeans. No, it was... You know what's crazy? It was like a dance or something. You want me to do a super strange dance, and I was like, we can just do this normal one. Yeah, I know,
My content is weird. Not normal. Yeah, thank you. That's why you don't have any followers. Thank you. That's why I try to tell Kate. I try to film a good video. You post pooping videos of you pooping on Instagram. But like, Keeley does the same thing. For a video the other day, I was going to wear like,
Well... What were you gonna wear, Matt? Okay, okay. So I was gonna like be like picking her flowers, right? And we were gonna be walking and I was gonna be like, hey, babe, let me pick you some flowers. And then it's gonna be like, oh, when your guy's a gentleman or whatever. And then when I lean over to pick up the flowers, I have like a girl's thong on. Female undergarments. That was gonna be the video. So it's like funny. And then the video ends right when I like bend over. Yeah.
She didn't find it that funny. Yeah, Kate never finds my videos that funny either. And I'm always like, let's post it. And she's like, no, that's weird. Yeah, and I stand by that. You shouldn't be posting videos of yourself pooping on the internet. I'm sorry. It's not like you can see the poop.
Yeah, but you hear it coming out. Yeah, you do hear it. I make sure to tell people to turn the volume max. It's terrible. That's literally so disturbing. It's so gross. I'll be honest. I've filmed a lot of crazy videos. I've never filmed that, and I'm never going to. Yeah, if you guys ever... If you guys follow me on Instagram and you see an Instagram story up, know that there's a 50-50 shot. Reese, that's how you get famous, by the way. Just ask him. It's a 50-50 shot of a selfie of me like this, and you'll just hear...
It's so bad. I remember looking at it at school and everybody was like, Harvey Way.
People from your school keep up with him? Well, I mean, they saw it on Instagram, his story, and I was like, oh, guys, I don't know. I don't associate with that. I don't know him. No, but yeah. And also, Reese, I kind of talked to you about your crushes and your exes. Oh, OK. Just like yesterday, we were at the nail salon. We were at the nail salon. Just having a normal conversation. And all of a sudden, she goes, Reese, guess who I've been texting? And I'm like, who? Who?
And she names my ex, like, not officially boyfriend, but this guy I used to talk to for quite a while. We're friends and we talk a lot. I don't even talk to him anymore. Like, I don't even have him added on social media anymore. And she starts scrolling through their chats and there's just chats on chats on chats and minute-long voice notes. It's like best friends. And I'm like, what the heck? You're talking to her ex-boyfriend? Yes, I am. Can I read that one?
I want to hear the boys' notes. Yeah. No, they're all deleted because it's 24 hours. And there's also these photos saved in Snapchat. What the? Why have I not known that y'all have been such good friends like this? I mean, it's after... It's like ever since I stopped talking to him. No, it's ever since he went to our house and went in the pool and I called him the horse from Rapunzel that I was finally like... The horse from Rapunzel? He looks like the horse from Rapunzel. He's a cutie though. And I was like... You're talking about Reese's ex-boyfriend?
Keep in mind, he's almost 18 years old, Harper, and you're 15. You know what's even worse? Almost 18? Wait. 16, 17. About 17, that's only two years older. Well, if he's almost 18, that's only two years older. Yeah, so it's fine. What? That's not two years older. 15, 16, 17? I mean... Like, imagine...
Imagine if she's 17. Yes, 15. No, you don't count 17. And then if he's 18, that's more years. You don't count 15. Oh, I see what you're saying. 15, 16, 17, 18. 15, she's 15 now. Does that include the gap? She's 15 now, so in one year she's 16, in two years she's 17. Yes, but the age gap is bigger than two years. Two years and a half. How big is our age gap, Mav?
Like 26 months, something like that. You're how old? What? That's very exact. Are you going to put the 26 months? It's not 26 months, first of all. 27 months, sorry. So it's two years. 27 months? You're doubled and two years older than me? I'm two years and three months. Really? That's a harmonized age gap, right? What the heck was that? Sorry, guys.
Yo, Tug just fell out. I saw it. She caught her dentures. Wow. I think our age gap is, what is it? Are you doing the math, Cash? 27 years. Are you doing math to see if I'm right? Oh, no. One of my friends said he's on his way over and I was like, what? That's so crazy. Oh, I thought that was crazy too. Because I forgot I told him to come over. Oh, okay. Who? Well, tell him not to come over. Oh, wait.
Never mind. I told him the right time. He's just coming early. Who? That's good. Is it my brother? No, not your brother. He never hangs out with us anymore. Sorry. Wait, then who's the friend? It's a mystery. Reese Harper. If you guys were on an island all alone,
Who's surviving the longest? Definitely me. No, it's a hundred percent me. Well, cause I don't day one Harper's eating the tree bark. No, I actually don't. I'm actually so scared to eat stuff. Like I don't like choosing anything. Like Harper's the type of person that only get chicken tenders and fries from every single restaurant. Hey, I don't really eat that much. Like I, cause I eat a lot, but of the same things. Really? You eat a lot.
God, yes. Like, how many chicken tenders have you eaten in one sitting? Oh, like, 17. Oh, wow. That's weak numbers. Well, anyways, yeah, my sister's very adventurous. She would, I mean, I'm pretty adventurous, too. I mean, I'm probably more adventurous than her. How? But you're more adventurous with food. And eating? No, Reese is more adventurous with food and all that crap. And she's just... Yeah, food's crap. She does these big back activities a lot.
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No, like a big back is, it's like if you're like from here to here, like that's how big you are. Okay, then am I that big? Am I really that big? So you're saying it's literally just a big back? Basically. One time,
One time on the boat, Reese called me and said that I had a big back because my swimsuit was going up my back. Like, it was like, like, I don't think I meant it like that. And, like, it's supposed to be straight, but, like, the bikini, like, made a curve on the back, and it looked like I had a big back. And Reese was like, you look like a big back right now.
I don't even remember. Oh, is it supposed to be like a whale, like a big back? Yeah, yeah. But me and Reese, we do have some times where we have good sister bonding times. Like yesterday. Yesterday was fun. We had a good time yesterday. We went to get our nails done together. And then we got food. And I made you help me wash my car. Yes. Oh, that was nice of you. And then I sucked up some plastic. Yeah, and then she sucked up a huge plastic bag and clogged up the vacuum at the car wash. Oh, my gosh.
And it's making this huge, like, super loud noise, and everyone's looking over, like, what is going on? It was really bad. Did you guys leave it like that? No, I took it out. No, like, you, like, yank it out. Yeah, those things get me. When I'm sucking things up, I'm just like, what can I suck up? Yeah. Your dad is freaking out right now listening to this. Yeah, my dad owns a car wash, and I tell him the things I do at car washes, and it causes him nightmares. Like, one time, I was on the way to church. I had a 44-ounce smoothie, and I got it in my car. It was ginormous. And?
And I drop it as soon as I get in my car and it's all over my floorboard just in a big puddle. It's not a puddle. It's a pool. Yeah. And I was like, well...
Going to the car wash. So I take the vacuum and I just suck it all up. And it did a great job. If y'all are ever in that situation, it does a great job. I didn't know vacuums could suck up liquid. Oh, yeah. It was like they were supposed to. It just sucked it all up. And then it just sucked it all up off, even off the carpet. And it was like a brand new floor. And then I told my dad about it and he was like, oh, no. Oh, no. Apparently it makes a huge mess for the car wash people. Yeah. Oh.
That's why you pay. It's worth the $1.25. Actually, I think the vacuums are free. You know what? I didn't even pay at that one. I didn't even take my car through a car wash. I just used the free vacuums. Wow. Now that your dad owns a car wash, I'm in my head about what I do at car washes, though. Like the other day, I broke the vacuum and I got scared. I was about to just drive away and I thought, what would James want me to do? Wait, wait, wait.
How did you break the vacuum? It literally broke in half. Like it was in two pieces. You snapped it? The plastic snapped? Yes. Oh. And you were just going to drive away? I was so scared. That is crazy. You don't take responsibility for your own actions. No, I wasn't going to. And then I said, what would James do? And I said, James would want me to go find him. So I went looking for James. For a defendant? For A. James? A. James. No. Yeah. I like yelled across the parking lot. I was like, it's Jasper!
You're crap, bro. I was like, I was like holding it in two pieces. I was like, it broke. And he was like, oh, that happens all the time. And I was like, okay, well, it sounds like y'all need new vacuums. It happens all the time. Yeah, no. So I got one more question. What? Have
Have you guys ever liked the same guy and fought over him? Yes. What the? No, not really. No, it's crazy. Me and Malb are the same age, and we never taught to the same girl, looked at the same girl, touched the same girl, met them with the same girl. If he was like, I'm slightly interested in this person, off limits, not even close. We also have two different types completely. No. Do you think you and Kinsey are that far apart? No, I'm saying before. What?
No, we just like chicks, girls. I mean, trust me, Cash liked any girl. Trust me, I know. Like, literally, me and Reese, she's gone for a bunch of younger kids like me. Younger kids? I still go for younger kids. You're an adult in Texas, Reese. I've never gone for someone younger than me. Oh, really? Yeah, really. I know you haven't, but it just... I literally just want you to know that I...
Wait, that's kind of concerning because if Reese has only gone for people older than her, you're quite a bit younger than her.
So if you're going for the same people. Well, yeah, you too. What? Yeah, but remember, we don't go for the same people. Yeah. Not even, never even slightly. Maverick kissed Kate, right? No. What? Certainly not. That did not happen. If this is true, I better know right now. Oh, no. I will say, there was this one time we had to do a video. What? Remember the swapping girlfriends for a day? We didn't kiss. No, but it was like a cheek kiss. Yeah, we did do that.
Yeah, we did a video. It did really well, too. We did swapping girlfriends for a day. It was so bad. Ah, it's such a hard watch. I can't watch the video. That was a hard video to do. Is that on Cash and Mav channel? Yeah, I took his girlfriend, and he took my girlfriend, and then we, like, made content. It was bad. It was pretty weird. It was really awkward. We didn't do it again. I got confused. No, we don't.
No. No, I mean, like, I text Reese's exes when she breaks up with him and stuff. So you just wait for her to be done, and then you shoot. That's respectful. She's just checking up on him. Like, hey, how you doing since my sister broke your heart? Really messed up with her. I would never. I would never do that. She's always trying to stir the pot. No, I'm not.
I am not. Yes. Are you over there like, I think Reese is still interested. Sometimes. What? If not, I'm interested. That's what you said. Oh. I troll around. I'm like joking around with them and I'm like, if not, like, I'm always here. I'm always here.
And like, they know it's a joke though because I'm joking around. Like, obviously. No, you got to be careful. So my sister was older than me and I used to joke around with her friends. Oh, this was bad. We've talked about it recently. No, we haven't. No, we haven't. We haven't talked about this. We haven't? No. Yes, we certainly haven't. No, we did not. We did not talk about this. We talked about it. Months ago, we talked about this. In Oklahoma, man. Okay, okay. I'll say the story then. All right. So. I have a feeling
This is probably one of the worst things I've done on the internet. First before anything is done, you've got to set the scene that we were two immature children. No, not even that. I felt like I was a very mature kid. My sister is four years older than me and two years older than Matt.
So for some reason, we just always looked... But she was so much more mature than us all the time. We said the same thing you're kind of saying. Like, oh, well, it's just a joke. They would never. And we were like, oh, our sister's so much older than us. So she had all her friends come over, right? Obviously, we had a crush on every single one of them. Oh, and not to mention, all of my sister's friends were models. Every single one. Yeah. So it was a great childhood. I loved when she had sleepovers. That's right. Yeah.
I looked at her while she slept. What? I was like 13, 14. Matt was like 15, 16. And we're like, we got a great idea, Matt. You should call one of her friends. Ask them out on a date to troll them. Because obviously you're so much younger. And they're going to be like, what? No. We thought, I'm going to get rejected live on a live stream. I'm going to get rejected. And we live streamed it.
So we made it kind of cringy even. I'm sitting there like... And I'm stuttering when I'm saying it. I'm like, would you want to go out on a date sometime? We purposely made it cringy. And I'm live streaming. And he's like, oh, he's about to get rejected so hard. Yeah. And then... Did she reject you? No, she said, I'd love to. How old was she? And then you know what happened? She was probably like 18. No, no, wait. And then you know what happened? She was like, yeah, I'd be down for that. Me and Cash go like this. Mute the microphone. We're like...
And then Maverick panics and just hangs up. Pretty girls never said yes before. We didn't know. He literally just hung up the phone. And we were like, oh my gosh, now you gotta tell her it was a prank. And he called her back and told her it was a prank. What did she say? Live on the live stream. Called her back and was like, listen. Oh my gosh, that's awful. Oh.
Yeah, yeah. I don't know why y'all had it in your head that these girls were like in their 20s. I don't know why you called back and said it was a prank. Why didn't you just go with it and go on the date with the hot model? Yeah. I don't know, man. I got scared. I felt bad. Now that I'm thinking about that, you folded. We folded that bag, fumbled that bag. You folded hardcore. That's so sad. As 14 and 15-year-old boys. That poor girl.
Yeah. Yeah, I would love to with this 15-year-old boy. Dude, they were saying yes. That's crazy. That's actually insane. That's really funny. Oh, no, it wasn't funny. It was sad. It was one of the best moments of my life. But the moral of the story is...
You can't joke around with Reese's ex-boyfriend. I don't think she's joking, man. I'm not joking. No, no. She actually has a good taste in guys. She actually likes them. Would you say that Reese has a good taste in guys? No, not really. But you talked to them. Not really. One of her boyfriends, she's only had one, by the way.
Why did you smirk like that? She said, like, such a disappointment. And how many boyfriends have you had? Zero. What? No. In sixth grade, Slade. Slade? Oh, same? No, it don't count if it's in sixth grade. I don't think a relationship counts until you're in high school. When you guys give each other Valentine's Day cards when you drop it in the baggie? No, we didn't even talk to each other. We dated for 24 hours. So that does not count. Zero boyfriends. And I told him, I said, I can't do this. Yeah, no, that does not count. Okay, well, also...
I like literally was telling you, Reese, you don't understand. I've had a guy for two years. You had one for one month. Two years? You dated a guy for two years? No, she did not. No, you did not. When would you have dated a guy for two years?
In my past. Past life? Yeah. That never happened. That never happened. You're barely two years old. I held a strong relationship. I thought she was going to say I held his hand. I held his hand. For like ten minutes. You know, the first time I held a girl's hand, my heart was racing. Was it sweating? Yeah, because I was in a homeschool group. My heart's still racing. And my mom was a chaperone.
So, like, I had to hide from my mom while I'm holding her hand. One time, Cash called a girl hot and he got in trouble. Yeah, my mom simped through my phone. Cash, what are you doing calling this girl hot? Yeah, I'm Facebook Messenger. Facebook Messenger-ing this girl. What are you doing on Marketplace? Because I have a Samsung. Not interested in what you got for sale, but you bagged hot. I'm like, what? She's like, you're 12. And I...
I, well, our, some reason our former contact was messenger. Cause I don't know why we couldn't text, but it was messenger and I called her hot. And my mom, when she looked at my phone, she found it. She said, I wasn't allowed to call girls hot anymore. That's terrible. How old were you? Like nine? I like 17. Oh, we were together. No, I was probably like 12.
Yeah, that's still bad. Yeah, how long have y'all been together for like how long you been dating since I was 12? Uh-huh No, we started dating when I was 15 like two weeks. Okay, I turned 16 and he was 17 four years four years four years Yeah, we've been together. It's a long time. Yeah, mmm could have been longer could have been way longer Someone felt the need to kiss every girl in LA. Whoa, before he could date me. Whoa, who's that? You
Also, I don't I don't like looking at your feet because they keep moving around So jealous of me right now, listen look at my feet right now getting massaged as we speak you spent way too much money on that chair That does not matter And you have buyer's remorse. Listen, yeah, I do have buyer's remorse on the show I set it up yesterday. I'm looking at the chair and I was like
why did i buy that i was like why why did i do that you could have bought anything i know you don't understand it's so heavy it's so heavy how did you get it up the stairs it was three of us it took three of us in a dolly and i mean we were like one two three this thing is bad and i messaged the guy off facebook market i like facebook market a lot and he was like
You're gonna need three guys And I was like Nah I feel like I could get that by myself But luckily I took three guys And there was no shot I would've got that by myself This thing is very heavy Okay I will pay you I'm not No I'm not trying to move that thing I don't care Harper I will pay you Yeah A hundred dollars If you can move it from there To that line
Okay, you can I? Okay, wow you're in it. Okay fine. Not while I'm in it. Okay. Okay. I definitely can do this guys It's only like you've seen the videos that I roll the can of food and it has to land on the $100 Okay, this is what that is. Is it massaging right now? Yeah, warm up. I'd turn it off. Oh, wait, hit Reese Sorry, I accidentally got my hair. Maybe you put your hair in her coffee and now she can't drink her coffee.
Dang, Harper, your hair is getting long. That's what I was just saying. I told you she needs a haircut. I'm getting a haircut. You're looking like the horse from Rapunzel. Oh, she's got that. Harper's got that so easy. No, no, she doesn't. Wait, there's a rip in the carpet, guys.
- Huh? - Oh shoot. Maybe don't move it. We ripped the carpet with it. - That's how heavy this thing is. It rips carpet guys. - Holy cow. Okay. Nevermind, we're not gonna move it. - She moved it. - I moved it. - She did. She moved it kind of far. - Yeah, but look at how far we are from the line. - Okay, well. - It's very heavy, okay guys?
- And it has wheels on it, but we were trying not to use the wheels because we didn't want to rip the carpet. - Oh yeah, Harper was using the wheels. - The guy told us it would rip carpet and tear up the hardwood floors and stuff. - But I wasn't using the wheels. I was using my own strength. - So Reese, are you naturally a redhead like that or is your hair more brown? - It's not as red as hers, but I have highlights in it. Mine's more like a brunette red sort of, and then I have blonde highlights. - Why don't y'all have an account together?
Oh, she doesn't want to do crap with me. What the? You have never asked me to make an account with you, but I would make an account with you. Well, do you want to right now? Sure. Oh my gosh, Reese and Harper? That would be so cute. That would be cute. Or would it be Harper and Reese? Ooh, you have to rock paper scissors. Reaper. Ooh.
We had this account three days before they're mad at each other. No, me and Matt started a duo account when we were younger. Every single video ended with a door slamming. But we were still persistent. Well, what I'm thinking is on my YouTube channel, you can be in some of my makeup videos. Oh, how nice of you. Yeah. You can do my makeup and stuff? No, I'm not doing your dang makeup. Okay. Wow. How are you doing? I see which one of y'all is the mean sister. Reese is like, you can do my makeup.
No, I'm not doing your makeup, Reese. No, like, I'm not...
You would use your own products. I would use my own products. We've talked about this multiple times. We talked about it. I feel like you really just want her to be your verbal punching bag. No, Reese, you know that we've talked about how on my channel, we're going to have a guest, and they're going to bring their own makeup so they don't use mine. Why are you so panicked about everybody bringing their own makeup? You get hundreds of makeup products for free. You should see the drawers she has just full of makeup. I actually don't have drawers full of makeup. I know you do. Dude, the PR.
is insane. I have to let like people go through it like frequently. Oh girl, I'll go through it. You do not need any more. We get all the same stuff actually. True. No, but like actually no we don't. Yes we do. You get so much more. I don't feel like I do. You get tart. I don't get tart. Oh.
I wish I got Tarte. You went to Tarte. I went to an event and then I filled out the thingy, but I haven't gotten any. Yeah, Tarte literally sends mini iPads in their PR package. That was insane. So you did get a mini iPad? No, I didn't. Oh. I remember being like, oh my gosh, that's so cool, but I never got it. Yeah, and she would be so excited to see a package on her porch, but it really wasn't. I know, I was always wondering. Yeah, no, but what I was saying is we would do our makeup with your makeup products with my makeup products, and we would talk about the makeup products. I'm going to start a fight.
no we were we are going to talk about the makeup products while we um are talking to the camera about life and um we would tell them our drama or something like that um and i think that would get some nice views yeah i like that idea y'all should do a channel like or at least a tiktok together yeah but you can't but you can't fight when you do it i know but she doesn't she's not funny i told her yes she is i told her no she's not i told her to gallop around
- Hey, you can carry her. I've carried her for years. - To gallop around like a horse? - I've carried her for years. - I remember when I told all y'all to gallop around like a horse and you didn't gallop. - Well, that's 'cause I was getting bullied. - We were in Rome at the Colosseum and she wanted me to gallop around like a horse. Like, I'm not gonna do that.
Oh, you can. I've done some crazy stuff in front of people. Yeah, I screamed in front of a bunch of people. Yeah, I remember I was there. Cash went, we were in Walmart. This video was one of my favorite videos. It didn't get posted because it didn't turn out. But we went around to people in Walmart and he played like fart sounds on his phone. He walked up right next to him and play it. And people are just like, and I just look at him. I was like,
but the stupid TikTok algorithm is not good maybe your videos are just no no no because that's what I thought a few months ago well stop whispering into the dang mind I'm not whispering into any money well what I was saying was the TikTok algorithm right now
What? The TikTok algorithm right now is... It's what? It's really slow. I know what you mean. I hate it when people make bad content and their content flops and they blame it on the algorithm. Hey.
You're going to do makeup videos together. Yes. But who does their makeup better? Me. Harper. What? I didn't do my makeup good today because I had zero time. But I would say I do my makeup better because I have more practice. Okay, what's wrong with Harper's makeup? Sometimes your face is just a little bit darker than the rest of your body. That's what I say. That's the only thing. Okay, well. Okay. But you tell her, right? Your makeup, well, you have to shave your face because...
You have to shave your face with a dermablader. No, I don't. I think everybody does that. It goes on more smoothly. I don't like how you're just staring at my face. I hope they have a microphone. Did you see the bruise on my nose? Yeah, she got a bruise on her nose. I went tubing this weekend at the lake and my friend's knee went into my nose. I have a bump on it. Now we all have a bump on our nose. I have a bump on mine. Do you guys tell each other when the makeup doesn't look good?
Reese tells me. I told her this morning. I was like, your blush isn't blended out. And it was. I was like, the heck? What are you saying? Yeah, I feel like y'all never take that advice. But also, that is not being mean. That is looking out for each other. Exactly. That's a nice thing for a sister to do. That is not. What? That is not. Kate.
Don't you even act like that. I haven't told you stuff about your makeup before and you get so offended. He doesn't have an eye for makeup. I have an eye for makeup. I know all the time. I'm like, that girl looks way too powdery. That one looks way too oily. That one, her skin is like, what is going on? There's blush on your chin and it's everywhere. All I ever tell her is I'm like, hey, your cheeks are kind of really red. Yeah. And she gets all
Here's the thing. Well, because he doesn't like it. He's a guy. So he doesn't like blush. He just doesn't think I should wear it. Doesn't a guy know what looks good? Do I know how to fix it? No. But I know if it looks good or not. Sometimes. Yeah, debatable. What? No. Like, if it's a natural makeup look, then you probably know what looks good. Oh, sure, sure. But, like, if it's more, like, done up and all. Yeah. This thing's supposed to have Bluetooth speakers, and I can't find where to connect it. Moving on. There's nowhere to connect this thing. Why do you feel like literally an iPad attached to it? Stop it. Yeah, stop picking my iPad. Do it back. Okay.
Oh my goodness. Uh oh. I connected to... Okay. I thought Rode was this for a second. Nope. I guess Rode was our microphones. Rode is a... I really hope I did not mess up our microphones. I agree.
Okay, uh, so- Cash is connected his massage chair to our microphones! If our microphones cut out while I was- If our microphones made funny noises when I was touching the tablet. Just know it might have been me. Okay. Gosh. Okay, uh, so what do y'all hate about each other? Um, no! Such an instigator. No. No.
No. I'm trying to think. Don't say hate. I do don't like... Dislike. I dislike how Reese, like all the guys in my group are like, oh yeah, Reese is so bad. And then I'm like, well, I look like her, right? Yeah.
I strive to look like Reese so hard. It's not cute. I want to look like you. Don't touch me. Harper was excited to have you on. She was. I really was. She was really excited after we paid her. We'll pay you if we can have your sister on. Why not? What do you not like about me? I don't like how sometimes people just call me Harper's sister.
And like I might own her. I knew it always got, I knew that got to Mav too. I knew it. I knew it. Well, sometimes there's a famous sister and sometimes there's not. Which, which that's okay. I don't mind that. You just listen. I don't think you understand Harper. You got, you gotta be nicer to people on your way up. Cause they, you're, you're going to come back down. Okay. That happens. And other people be coming up. Yeah. Reese might come up.
Oh my gosh, yeah, like we said Reese could pass you in followers I could and then Reese could be like yeah my little sister's like not as famous as me and I feel kind of bad for her dude, did that happen? I just had a realization harbor that like that could happen Hey, it happened to them Yeah What?
To us? Yeah. At first, I had more followers. What do you mean? I've always been more famous than Mav. No, y'all were the same. What? Y'all were the same, and then at some point, Cash just started. At the very beginning, I had more followers. Oh, my gosh. Okay, so I did it for two years, had 20,000 followers. Mav made an account, and one week, he got 100,000. And then I was like, that's it. But what we realized was filming together, we got way more views and way more things. And I was like, that's it. I'm going to start a new account. Made a new account, passed him in like two weeks. He's never caught me since. No. It's more...
That's why I have a chair and he does not have a chair. Yeah, that's why he has buyer's remorse and I don't. I do, man. I gotta sell it. I told him, I said, the second you buy that, you're gonna look at it and you're gonna be like...
- Money. - Yeah, you know what the worst thing about buying it is? Not just sitting here having buyer's remorse. It's that after I used it, I was like, my back hurts. - That's what I told you. - Yeah, it's not very, I mean, it feels good in the moment, but afterwards, you know, you definitely gotta recover. - Yeah. - You gotta recover from the massage chair. - Has the chair been on this entire podcast? - Oh yeah. - Do you wanna try the chair? - I kinda do wanna try the chair. - Yeah, Harper hogged it before we started filming. - We can wait till after the podcast. - Oh, okay, yep. - I know what I'm saying.
No one's driving my chair. Wow. Okay. Well, now that you guys said what you don't like about each other, Cash, what don't you like about them? What's your least favorite thing about Harper? Probably that... What? You have something? I wasn't actually going to answer. I didn't actually have an answer immediately. I think you have an answer. Just be honest. Hit me with it. I don't care. All right, fine. But what's your least favorite thing about me, Harper? Probably your style. What the... Ooh. Ooh. Ooh.
Okay, caps can't take anymore. We gotta be direct. See, and that's why I have to get my recovery chair. I'm trying to fix it, Harper. What? Yeah, we were watching Friends the other day. She wants me to dress like I'm from literally the 90s. It's so cute. She wants me to wear baggy blue jeans. That's back in style these days. No, she wants me to wear baggy blue jeans with a maroon crew neck sweatshirt. I'm sorry, but what's it called? Mav's cardigan was better than some of your outfits.
Oh lord that's rough This cardigan I didn't wear a real cardigan It was a joke He was wearing this girl sweater It was from the men's section first of all I don't think it was They named it bone Like dog bone To have a little guy in it But it looked like a girl sweater Do you guys fight over guys?
- Yes. - Like pre-talking stage, like you're both talking to him, trying to win him over? - I mean like, when Rhi starts talking to somebody, I start talking to the same guy. I'm like, no, he's mine. - Yeah. - What, why? - Because like-- - That seems kinda mean. - Well, it's like, I'll tell her, I'll be like, oh, like, I just went on a date with someone. All of a sudden, the guy will text me, why did your sister just add me on Snap?
Five minutes after I tell her about the person. I'm like, just stay out of my business. Yeah, but I'm your sister and I asked you to go to dinner last night. I wanted to go to dinner with you and your friends last night, but you wouldn't let me go. Well, I hung out with you all afternoon and they all was done and then I brought you to Kate. I know, but I started crying and I had plans after. And I was crying because I didn't have any friends to hang out with. Oh, that sounds really mean, Reese. I don't have friends. You lost out your friends? Oh, sounds like a personal problem. What are we? Yeah.
Tough liver? Yeah, that's what I'm kind of seeing. Yeah, and then he called me and it made my night. So I was happy that somebody tried and called me and stuff. You can call Kate anytime you want. Okay. Yeah, I will answer. She got no friends. No problems. You know, we got home from basketball. We're like, what do you do? You're literally a grandma. Like, she's sitting in one or two chairs in the house. We know exactly where she is. And she's sitting there just...
It is crazy. I swear she's going to be knitting next time. I've seen her knitting. Guys, literally, if we're not shooting, Kate is in the same two spots. It's either in her bed with just blankets on her reading a book or it's on the couch with blankets on her reading a book. Or I'm cleaning.
Or cleaning. But I would say that I did have two people I was going to hang out with last night, but then I decided to devote my night to tumbling. And then I got all of a sudden so sad. I don't know why. No, I don't know. So you did have friends? So you were lying. You have friends. I do have friends, but I was about to hang out with a girl in her grade. Her grade!
That's how good I am. It's because it was one of your cheer... Ooh, a big girl. It's one of her cheer friends. Yeah. I know, and she was gonna drive me around, and we were gonna hang out, but I don't, like, I love her so much, and I just wanna hang out with just somebody. So I might just come over next time and hang out with you, Kate. You can. Thanks. I don't care. I'm just sitting, twiddling my thumbs. I might just cry to you. Aw. Oh, Kate would love that. No, Kate would not love that.
I love crying. Nothing more than crying activities. Kate loves to cry. That is not true. Yes, you... No, be for real. Y'all literally act like I cry all the time. No, but like if somebody's crying, like you're low-key happy. I'm not low-key happy because sometimes... You're like, yes, sadness. That is not true. I'm not happy. No, like last night, Kate read through me. She's like, are you crying? And I was like, no. Look, it's like...
I called her to ask her a question about like the episodes we were filming today and I looked at her and I was like, are you okay? She did not look well. I was like all pale and stuff and I didn't look well. No, but like, cause it was like Reese just left me with all of her friends and I, it's just so sad cause every night Reese goes out with her friends and she has so many and, and then, and I was, stop saying all. Hey, what's better? You know what's good when it comes to friends? What?
Okay. In money, would you rather have 100 pennies or four quarters? 100 pennies? I don't understand what you're trying to say. You guys don't get it? You'd rather have less friends that are more valuable than 100 friends? More rich friends. That's what I was telling you last time. I have one valuable friend. One valuable friend. But there's nothing more valuable.
with that okay would you rather have a dollar or a hundred pennies a dollar there you go well a hundred pennies probably because like i'm more people on my side i guess then if you lose one you got 99 more yeah exactly but um but no what's it called like it's so sad watching reese just go out with all of her friends every night because she has a car she can drive anywhere that she wants and it's just like oh my gosh you have a scooter yeah you have a scooter you have a bike
I can drive you places. I know, but I just feel like, I don't know. And I want to hang out with your friends too. You know, Reese was your age once. Yeah, exactly. And she couldn't drive. And you do hang out with my friends sometimes. No, I never do. The other day, I had people over to swim and you were swimming with us. That was about a month ago and that was with your ex talking stage. You know, Maverick, when we were younger, actually probably right at the age y'all were, one time his friend
I was not allowed to hang out with his friends. But somehow, Matt was allowed to hang out with my friends. Mom told me I was not allowed to hang out with his friends. Well, that was not me. I didn't make Mom do that. Yeah, but you didn't like me hanging out with your friends either. I didn't care if you hung out with your friends. But no, they all thought... For some reason, the older one can hang out with the younger friends, but the younger one can't hang out with the older friends. And one time, his friend came to pick him up, and his friend looked at me, and he was like...
Do you want to come, Cash? I've never forgot that moment to this day. I looked at Mom and I was like, Dylan Lee, he invited us over and he always invited you over. I was never invited and didn't even know the man. And then he invited me over and we became friends.
He's tearing up just talking about it. Yep. Aww. If one of Reese's friends did that to me, I would probably, like, I would drop any of my plans that day just to hang out. Yeah, wasn't Mavid George just, like, leaving, not even thinking about me? Like, isn't that crazy? Like, oh, we're gonna get you! No!
I can't invite you over to our friend's house. Oh, sure you could. You could be like, hey, can we invite my little brother? But you didn't do that. I didn't see you do that. I saw you with your Nerf guns ready to walk out the door. Hey, I'll be honest. Also, he had the littest Nerf gun collection. He did. He had a whole bin of Nerf guns. Listen, this episode has been very educational for me about y'all's relationship. But I can't help but notice that
Harper kind of talks back to you. She does. And you just kind of sit here and take it. Maverick's instigating. So I feel like we need a boxing match. I feel like there should be some sort of like, no, either maybe an apology. Yeah, an apology would be nice. Can we box? Yes. I have boxing gloves. Two left ones. Please, please, please, please, please, please. And we're both righties. We're both righties.
Wait, he said two left ones. That's right. We're both righties, so we can both box with our left. I mean, I'll be so for real. If y'all want to box, I have boxing gloves. Yeah, we want to. Y'all should box over who gets to date her boyfriend. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get the boxing gloves. No, no. No, no. Yes, please, please, please. Bronwyn, can we get the boxing gloves? No. Oh, no. Mom! She already bruised her nose at the lake. Mom, please.
Oh my gosh. One time on Christmas, Harper decided, I don't even remember why we were fighting. We were fighting for some reason. She punches me once again in the nose and I had a bloody nose on Christmas bleeding everywhere. It was everywhere. Yes, it was. Your face looked like Christmas. Yes, like...
No, but no. Harper likes to attack me. No. Your mom said no. But I have a question. Harper, there's no need to fight. Harper, I want you to know that the boys went through this once too. They said, hmm, why don't we start fighting each other? So there was a bunch of guys that came over and they were all boxing each other in the backyard. One of them got knocked out. One of them freaked up his shoulder and it still messed up. I was not, but I was the one, not the one that got knocked out. Yeah, you were not.
He knocked this guy down like 10 times. That was pretty crazy. But I did freak out my shoulder in the thing, and it's still messed up to this day. But I did win the fight, and it was worth it.
Yeah. So you should box. No, but he complains about it every single day how his shoulder is so messed up. So don't box because you're going to have a shoulder injury and your future husband is going to have to hear about how this one time you and your sister were boxing. I'm not going to have a husband. I don't want a husband. I don't care about that. I don't care about boys. You just want her boyfriend so she can't have him? Wait, but we stand up right there. I wouldn't. I wouldn't stand up. I would usually probably go to the box. I feel like you're going to pants me or something. Oh, no. I would never do that, but just stand up. Why? No. Oh, my gosh. Okay, I'm worried. I'm scared.
Oh no. What are you gonna do? Well... What are you doing? I don't want to kick over a coffee again. Oh no, this is about to get great. Oh my... Wait, wait, wait. What are you stretching for? What are you gonna do? Oh, okay, so we're just fighting. So we're just fighting. I don't know. Should we stop this? I think it's fine. It looks like a safe fight. Actually, no, keep going! Keep going!
I got five on Harper. Five on Harper. Anyone want to take me for five on Harper? I got... You got five on Reese? Yeah. Look at her. She's bigger. No shot. Is this a staged fight? Come on, Reese. We got money on you. This is a staged fight. Someone bless me. Someone bless me. Bless you. Thank you. You're welcome. Reese, you got to fight back. I got money on you. There's no shot. No, no. You're going to get the
No, no, no, no, keep fighting. Oh, oh, oh, no. Oh, oh, Carter. Why don't you fight back? Oh, spinny elbow. Oh, here comes. Oh, she's coming in. Okay. Oh, she sat you down. Oh, she just sat you down. Okay.
I'll send you $5. That was extreme. That was the lamest fight I've ever seen. If me and Reese were in a fight, I would win, sadly. You probably would. I'm too nice to fight. No, if you were in front of all these nice, famous people, you would totally be like... You think he's famous?
Well, I mean, if you were in front of me. I mean, only famous people to me have a chair like this. I have a question. Yeah. Overall, do y'all get along pretty well? No. Okay. What are your biggest fights over? Like clothes? No, snitching, blackmail.
Blackmail. Blackmail each other? Yes. Harper blackmailed me. Matt, you blackmailed me. Shut up. Or we'll get in fights whenever I'm like driving and she'll be messing with me while I'm driving. I'm like, stop messing with me. You can't do that. Or over the music we're playing in the car. Oh, no. One time when we were going to school, I punched her in the face. Yeah, one time when we were on the way to school, she punched me in the face while I was driving and I stopped the car and told her to walk to school. Did she actually? No. No, she refused to get out of the car. I've tried that many times. She can't punch the driver.
a driver exactly many times I've tried that yeah Matt dropped me off at Walmart told me to walk home like five miles well actually no I told him I said hey get in the car or I'm leaving you he said no I'm not getting in the car that's not what happened so then I left and I got in trouble that's valid that's not what happened he just left me locked the doors I wasn't allowed in I told you to get in the car at least you didn't get punched in the face
You wanted to like go and do something. You want to go to Taco Bell or something. I said, no, we're not going to get food. I'm leaving. If you want to come with me, get in the car. No. Do y'all like fight over clothes a lot? Oh, that's the biggest fight that we get into is clothes. Really? Because, okay, I always take very good care of her clothes, but I'll get my clothes back from her and they'll have a huge stain on them or something. And I'm like, Harper, like,
what the heck? And it doesn't come out. Yeah. Ever. It's not that big of a deal. You get like oil stains all over all my t-shirts. I don't know how. What is she, like a mechanic? Yes, exactly. And I'm like, no, Harper, you can't do that. Those 70 chicken fingers she was talking about. Reese, I feel you. Harper borrowed a shirt of mine at Christmas. No, no. And then she comes into my house the other day and she's like, yeah, this is your shirt. And I was like, I've been looking for that for like eight months.
eight months. Yeah. And it probably had stains all over it. No, I actually did. I took very nice care of my jewelry. She took very good care of my clothes. That's good. Wow. Yeah. Takes your jewelry. She takes your boyfriends. Mm-hmm. And I take her wisdom. What? Teeth. What? Teeth. You're the dentist now? I
she's got a jar of wisdom teeth no i need to though soon i don't i don't need my mom hasn't got her wisdom teeth out yeah they keep yeah thank you they keep telling me every time i go i need to get my wisdom teeth out and my mom doesn't have her wisdom teeth out either yeah they just trying to make money i don't want to get mine out i'm just so scared i don't want to get mine out i got mine out because i remember logan paul he um filmed him getting his wisdom teeth that was jaker logan you should get yours taken out on the podcast
Oh my gosh, we could have a dentist come over and everything. I'll be the assistant. Honestly, Pediatric Dental World could help us, Mom. Pediatric Dental World? What the? You have a dentist on call? No. Who does? Gromberg Orthodontics? Why do you know all these dentist places? What the? You know, one time I had to have an emergency tooth thing, and it was like 3 a.m., and the dentist, he was like, I can do it, but he told my dad, he was like, but you're going to have to be my assistant.
And my dad was like, okay. All right. So my dad was just hanging him off the tools at like 3 a.m. Yeah. Well, I have an idea. We should get a doctor on and give me laughing gas or something like that. Oh, I want to try laughing gas so bad. Have you not done it? Oh, no, but I'll take all the gas. I mean, okay. After, no, after you get your wisdom teeth out, we'll just schedule it so you come straight from the doctors to us so that we can film a podcast. Should I? Yeah.
Yes, we should do that. What if we all got our wisdom teeth out the same day and did a pod? Wait, hasn't Kate already got hers out? I have. I'll be the mediator.
uh you already got yours out yeah oh yeah maybe we can just do that maybe we just have a dentist guy come with his gas can and give it to us gotta be illegal i was terrified to go under i was like crying in the chair i was freaking out i was i mean i was grown i was like 17 and i was like sobbing in the chair i was like please i don't want to and then he was like i'll help you don't worry he's like it's not gonna be bad at all we're not even
gonna do anything the gas no they did it through a needle he was like he started talking about the tree in his front yard to distract me and it worked he's telling me about i was like i felt so fooled when i woke up and like came to i was like oh my gosh he literally got me by talking about the tree in his front yard i was crying i was like please no and he was like you know i have this really cool tree in my front yard and i'm really sad they want to cut it down and then
And then I was out. The only time I've ever been on any sort of gas was when I had the emergency tooth thing at like 3 a.m. And that was the best thing in the world. That man, I love him. I was in so much pain. That's why I had to have him at 3 a.m. And he put the mask on me and I just immediately was like, ah. And it
All the pain was gone because I couldn't feel nothing. My body, I was like, my whole body was falling asleep. It's so great. I love that feeling. That feeling was awesome. And then he's talking to me like, ah. It was amazing. Yeah, Cash was a bit dramatic that week. What? No, I'm kidding. Have you ever stolen one of Harper's boyfriends?
No. You don't talk to her boyfriend? Definitely not. What about the one for two years that she had? No. She took Kyle. Kyle? Kyle? No, you didn't meet that one. Who's Kyle? That man is disgusting. You never met Kyle? No, I don't know who Kyle is. I hope you never have. You never met Kyle? No. That was actually one of Harper's boyfriends that... Wait, what on what?
You better hope you never have to meet Kyle. Wait, what? Kyle was a strong... He smelt like Funyuns. Yeah, and he had long yellow nails. Wait, I'm really confused. You don't remember Kyle? I don't remember Kyle. Okay, Kai and Ty. I can't believe you never told her about Kyle. Do you know Kai and Ty?
Wait, is... Wait, I can't say this in front of the mic. Yeah, that's Kyle. Yeah. That's Kyle. Yeah, yeah. No, no, no. What? No, no, no. Oh, well, I don't want to hear that. Never mind. I don't know who Kyle is then. Is that like a code name for something? No. No, it's not. No, bleep that. Bleep that. Bleep that. What did you say? Bleep that. Bleep that. Bleep that. Okay, we're ending the episode, guys. Thank you so much for watching. Peace out, bro. Shaka. Bye.