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The pilots are unconscious and no one on the plane has any experience with a plane. My plane is going down Hives all over his body. No Yeah, I was stressed a little bit that you were that that's something that happened. I mean, it's your brother The issue I was having is that maverick argues with anybody over anything and it's exhausting Because I just don't understand why why I could like
- There could be a fact. - Is this it? Did we just start? - Yeah, this was it. - There could be a fact said, like Maverick, the sky is blue. And he'll be like-- - No, no, no, no, no, no, no. - It is blue. - Bro, are you tripping? You do not think the sky is blue. - I know. - That's how you work. That's all I'm supposed to say. - No, it's actually crazy. It's actually crazy. When you played Smash Bros,
I beat him. Look at him. Now he's trying not to argue. I beat him every single game. Every single game. I beat him in a 2v1. Two players versus me. And he still comes up with an excuse every single game. We can play right now. I can beat him. Excuse. Every single time. Listen. About anything. And your teammate, your own teammate was like, no, bro. He just beat us. What? Me, me, me. Listen, first off, in that game, me and Alex both said, yes, you're better than us. No, you never said that. Yes, we did. What?
We said multiple times. We said, you're first. We know that. You're better than us in the game. And then I said it was me. And then I beat you. Matt, we could go on and on. It's not just the game. We could name 20 topics right now.
Okay. Name them. Like last week when we were about to film the club video and you argued with cash over everything, cash, we need to move the table. Cash said, we need to move the table. You said, no, we don't. Cash said, we need to sit in chairs. You said, we need to sit in the bar stools and y'all literally like, so mine micro things. Why did it matter? You know what? We ended up not using the chairs he wanted. We ended up coming together and having a better idea. Oh wow. But you just argued with him.
That was all I was saying. Because I didn't think it looked good. And it didn't look good. There were better options. I think that if Cash had said, oh, we should keep the table there, you would have said, I think we need to move the table. No. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm upset about. I could say something like,
- I could say, "Mav, I like y'all sitting on a couch." You'd say, "I think me and Harper need to sit on chairs from now on." Or I could say, "Mav, I don't think y'all should sit on the couch anymore. You should sit on chairs." And you'd be like, "The couch is it, bro." - I think you just like to disagree. - This is the couch. - I don't just like to disagree, unfortunately. I do not think for that video we needed to move the table. - Watch out! - Same. Yeah. - I just didn't think we needed to move the table. I thought we're in a hurry. We need to shoot this. Like, why move the table? - But like, why keep the table there if it's gonna make our video worse quality? - That's also the other thing. He's like, "We're in a hurry. We gotta shoot it." No, we're not.
I didn't think it made it look any better. No, we're not in a hurry. We're trying to make good content. Well, he needs to dance. Would y'all rather us rush our content and put out crappy content or move the table? Because Matt needs to go dancing. I genuinely thought the table looked better too. Okay, once again, this is just another. We can name 50 more. Listen, again, those are matters of opinion. These aren't like the sky is blue numbers.
No, it's not. These are matters of opinion. You've said that before, though. That the sky's not blue? No, no, no. You've said, I said, Maverick, you argue to argue, and you go, oh, for sure. A lot of times, I know I'm wrong. Oh, no, no, no. Actually, the sky isn't blue. It's the ocean reflecting. Okay, I don't want to be like a Maverick. Be that girl. I don't want to be that girl.
No, that is true. Yeah. When I'm, what I'm talking about when I say yes, I argue to argue is yes, me and Cash will argue to argue to each other. And we sometimes do it to you, but it's usually not to do with work or anything. We're just in the car and we want to argue. That too. Just to figure something out. No, but I do think you argue with work too. And like actual situations. I never argue with work intentionally unless I genuinely. I think you do. No, sometimes I'll change my mind.
Through the argument. I think you argue for funsies. I think it's a good pastime for you. I think you enjoy it. No, like if we want to argue, like, is Andrew Tate good for society? Like, yeah, we'll sit there and argue that for 30 minutes back and forth. And that's annoying too. Just being there for that. Y'all don't understand. Everyone's all, like, I feel like some people, especially when y'all were like in 2019 and stuff, I feel like so many people were like, oh my gosh, like, it'd be so fun to like know Cash and Maverick. Yeah.
what yeah yeah like what are you trying to say you literally married the guy yeah yeah i married the guy not the guys uh unfortunately you kind of married the guys yeah i mean you are related to me now yeah it's actually your brother but imagine imagine if it were flipped and you were living with me and my sister and we argue with oh personally i just i would not do that and you
know what? It's not just me who thinks that. You guys know it too. You guys know you are you. This was...
This is the argument point. Why are the two fingers going up? It's both argumentative. It takes two to dance. Why am I involved in this? No, I'm just saying it's not just me. Y'all know that y'all argue for funsies. Alex knows you argue for funsies. Arguing for funsies about something like a video game? Your mom stresses. Yes, we argue about stupid stuff. Your mom? Have y'all ever been around your mom and you start not agreeing on a situation and she's like, guys, please, let's not fight. Let's not fight. It stresses people out. Not me.
Not us. No, it stresses everyone else around you out, though. That's all I'm saying, is that y'all argue for funsies. Not y'all. Not y'all. No, we do argue for funsies. Not me. I mean. Cash, me and you have literally been like, this is getting boring. Let's start an argument. What? Yeah. Literally those sentences have never came out of either one of our mouths. No, no, no. They don't have to come out. I don't. It just goes like this. It just goes like, mom's going to get mad if I say this.
And then you'll say it. You say that stuff. And then you'll back me up and be like, yep. Actually, no, no, no, no, no. Because when we're with your mom, we know how much she values that time and how much it stresses her out when you guys argue. We haven't done it in a while. The last time I can think about it is last Christmas. There have been times when you just say stuff. That?
Just to start an argument And it like upsets her Last Christmas And Cash has Cash has been like We're not talking about That it's gonna upset mom And you continue on And then That's not true That is 100% true That is 100% true And mom Mom asks us Please don't talk about stuff That's gonna upset me And you say I want to upset mom And ruin Christmas No
That's what I'm getting at. I must ruin Christmas. That's what I'm getting at. Is you ruined the Christmas that day. I remember downstairs, we were about to go to... Which Christmas? We were about to go to some Christmas drone show. And...
It was actually Andrew Tate. Oh my gosh, it was Andrew Tate. He got brought up. He got brought up. And you were like, at the time, you were like, oh yeah, I kind of like some of the stuff he says. No. Who is Andrew Tate? Yes, and you remember this conversation. And for like 35 minutes, Kate was yelling at you. Mom was yelling at you. My girlfriend was yelling at you. Oh. Oh, that's because I was right. Yo, who is Andrew Tate?
See, oh no, that's because I was right. No, you were arguing. Not for fun. I was arguing. That was the laugh. That was the laugh. He went, yeah, yeah.
No, that wasn't. That argument started out for fun. We both knew mom did not like Andrew Tate, and that's why we brought it up as a joke. No, it started with your ex. It did. That's what we were talking about. How it started was you were like, if a plane was going down, would you rather have a female pilot or a male pilot? I love that question.
I love this question. And this is like, yo, you can measure your IQ by this, bro. A female pilot, maybe. If a plane is crashing. That was how it all started. If a plane is crashing and both of the pilots are unconscious and no one on the plane has any experience with a plane and you look around the plane and you say, we just got to pick someone random out of us to land the plane. And you look around the plane and there's a...
There is like a, a, like say 18, there's an 18 year old girl and a guy, a like 40 year old girl and a guy and like a 70 year old girl and a guy. Who do you choose? 18 year old because they're more experienced like with learning about how to drive and they drive more. Yeah, so she's crashing and burning. Okay. 18 year old girl or guy?
Girl. Yeah, sure. So, hey, Harvard chose the worst option. Picture me. Teenage girl. My plane is going down. Imagine how I'm reacting. Do you think I have enough control? She's not going to stay calm at all. No, because you wouldn't be calm, so you'd be conscious. You'd be like, no, no. And then you'd fly in the air. My point was, you obviously choose the 40-year-old man. Even as a 20-year-old dude, I would say- I wouldn't choose myself. Don't choose me. You would obviously choose the middle-aged man. No. No.
I would look and I would honestly say who looks like they have a drone license and it's probably someone who's 21 I'm imagining your dad
I'm imagining you're a dad. Right. I wouldn't want your dad flying the plane. He had his phone planes. He used to fly planes. Oh, okay. He almost got his pilot license. And then his instructor went crazy. I would just say, generally, I would look around the plane and I would say, who's like a not too old but not too young guy? I would get like a buff girl. Wait. Oh, oh.
But if she's skinny, if she's skinny, can she fly the plane? Yes. Then why does she got to be buff? Anyways, this was the argument we had. That was the argument. That was the question. Who would you choose? A buff girl. And then it was like, I don't know where it went from there, honestly. I remember. It went very south, and I don't think we should talk about it. No, let's talk about it, honestly. It crashed. The whole thing crashed. It crashed. Wait, how'd you get the Andrew Tate from there? Well.
Well, because then it was about, I don't know. No, no, no. That was a completely different topic. Are you thinking? I think it was something Andrew Tate said. He said that. Oh, Andrew, Andrew Tate said I would never get on a plane if a girl was flying. And I was like, which is kind of crazy, but I think that's crazy.
Yeah, but then that's when we came up with the conversation of who would you choose to land a plane. And it just started an argument. And his ex chose the teenage girl. And we were like, well, that's just dumb. Well, I think the women were all arguing that a guy or a female, it was even. I'm not taking, if there's a 1% chance, I'm not taking that. Me personally. I'm not taking it. No, I think what had happened. I think I can fly a plane. Even just this, it's easy. Plane's crashing. You look at Joe and Kate. Who are you picking?
Kate. Er, no, Joe. I'm picking Joe. Yeah, Joe. Joe, like, well, I don't know if Joe can see over the steering wheel, so maybe. No, you just look at... Yo, that was not nice. That was actually mean. Harper, you either. I don't think I can. Have you seen the play? That's a lot coming from Maverick. What?
You're not exactly the tallest fella. Especially when I'm sitting down. Yeah, you have scoliosis. I definitely can't see over the wheel. You're not like this. She doesn't take that lightly. I have to put that seat in the car up as high as it can go. Like, just looking at Kate, I would say, nope, she's the last option to land the plane. She's already in tears. I'm already hysterically crying and hyperventilating. She's probably passed out for just knowing the plane. Imagine a mouse ran under her while she was landing. Guys, oh my gosh, remember me on the Superman? I don't know if I actually knew. Oh my gosh.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What if you actually did what? She was like hyperventilating on a roller coaster. I think even if the plane survived, I think she would have a heart attack. I probably would. I think I would literally. Would y'all actually freak out? Like, would y'all freak out? Like, it depends. Like, I wouldn't freak out. I'd just be like, well,
Well, I love you. I don't think I would freak out. I would say voicemail to everybody. It would actually be horrible if the plane was crashing and the options were between me and Mav because we would argue to the death on who's landing the plane. Oh, yeah. Because me personally, I'm landing the plane. I'm landing the plane. I'm landing the plane. Oh, wait. If I'm going to be honest, I would trust Mav more, I feel like. Yo. I just have a feeling. Yo, what about you, Kate? There's no shot. No.
There's no shot. There's no shot. Hey, listen, listen. There's room for both of you because he'll need a co-pilot. I'm not getting a co-pilot. If they try to put me in the co-pilot seat, I'm just going to first class at that point. I don't want you in there at all. Cash is going to say, actually, this looks like a good button to press. No, no. You want to know what I saw? How to land a plane. If it was crashing. Yeah. You go like this. If it's crashing, like actually crashing.
you go like this for a second and then when you get close to the ground you go like this and then the plane goes ideally it doesn't really work like that well how would you know bro
On my Oculus, I play a plane game, so I can just scream. I'm going to grab that radio and start being like, hey, Mayday, Mayday. How do I give you our coordinates? Because we're going down. Spirit Airlines failed us again. No. No. Spirit Airlines is great. No, it's not. No. No. They stole my clothes. No, hate on Spirit Airlines. No, I will hate on them. They stole my clothes, and they took $300. No, no, no, no. $300,000 worth of my clothes. $300,000 worth of my clothes. They needed it, Harper.
They need it. They needed it. American Airlines stole mine.
And I've never bought designer clothes. Never. Did y'all not get insurance? No, I've never bought designer clothes. Well, we just got given them. We were at Fashion Week and the designer, like the- We get a Christmas present. Dolce & Gabbana. Yeah, Dolce & Gabbana just randomly sent us like some of their clothes in the mail. It was like PR. And we were like, oh, sick. And then like a month later, they're like, hey, we want you to come to Milan Fashion Week. And we're like, sick. Okay, cool. So we're like, they probably want us to bring the clothes they sent us for Christmas. So we pack those with us.
Bro, we get on the plane and it's in my carry-on. I was like, I'm not going to put it on my checked bag just in case it gets lost. It's expensive. I'll put it in my carry-on. So it's stored like above me, like a few rows back. We get off the plane and someone took my bag. Someone stole your bag? I'm so terrified of that.
No, one time it was a bag that had stickers on it, a whole bunch of stuff. It didn't look like a normal bag. You could tell. Oh, if someone stole my stuff, it's on site. I've never even heard of that happening before. No, you know what happened to me? Overhead. No, you know what happened to me? So I was, it was after a cheering comp, and I
had everything in my bag we were in Georgia we were heading onto the plane I accidentally left my bag with my Oculus my phone my whole makeup bag and uh keep in mind that Oculus was a lot of money yeah and I love my Oculus yeah pretty much and um
And the bag that I had was like $30, which was pretty like that. It's a rough hit. Yeah. It hurt my bank account. And, um, and then when I got onto the plane, I was like, oh my gosh, I forgot my bag. And my mom was like, Oh no, honey, you're joking. Oh, also I left my credit card in my phone case. You have a credit card or my debit card. And, and I was like, oh my gosh, mom, mom, like I left it and we were about to take off. I ran off the plane and in like two seconds they started closing the door. I ran straight through. Did your mom go with you?
No. Your mom's looking at us like this never happened. Oh, yeah. Her mom's saying this never, ever happened. Yeah. So Harper did not dramatically run off. I have a true story. I have a true story. Unlike Harper's. Yo. It was true. Us three were traveling and we get on the plane. We sit down. Okay. All right.
And I go, I left my bag of security. And then I decide to get up to walk off the plane. And Kate's like, let me come with you. Come with you. Because I knew that if he got off the plane, because like for some reason, which I don't get this rule, Cash had stepped off. The doors were open. He had stepped off the plane and they were like, you can't get back on now that you stepped there. Well, Kate, no, they were saying if I walk out like the actual terminal, because we were the last ones to board, like the plane was closing. Oh, I thought it was because you stepped out. And I stressed. And Kate was like, I'm coming with you. I'm like, it's, it's.
LA airport I'm fine without you trust me and I was because then I just got to buy two more airplane tickets back home and I was like no I just want one and she was stressing about me going back to security to get a plane to get no wait to get a plane I literally was like I'm never gonna see him again I was stressed also also yeah
And then I saw him like three hours later. Okay, I'm going to be honest. I'm still mad about the pilot thing. But I have one question to prove it. And you know what? I won't even argue it if you guys all agree with this question. Okay. All right. Well. Wait, let me ask you this. So you're choosing me or Maverick to pilot the plane that's crashing. Yeah. Okay. Think about this. You'd be flipping out. Think about this. Who handles stress better, me or Maverick? Mav. Be honest, Kate. I mean...
I don't think either of y'all get stressed. But who handles it better? I don't feel like either of us get stressed. No, we don't either. I've never been in a situation. No, no, no. What about when... Before the podcast, you're looking at your nose, you're like... And then Mav's over here like... Because he doesn't do anything. Oh, yeah. I forgot about that part. No stress. No stress. No, no. Listen.
When Mav lost me in Hawaii, he had hives all over his body. No! Because he was stressed. I wasn't stressed, though. Because he lost his brother. This is what we say. He will argue everything. Bro has hives all over his body freaking out. I'm not stressed. I mean, you guys want to go get coffee? I'm not stressed. I was stressed out.
I wasn't, yeah, I was stressed a little bit that you were, that something had happened. I mean, it's your brother. Like, I was like, it had been like three hours at this point. You've been out at sea and you hadn't came back and you were just on a tiny little surfboard. And there was no one else surfing. Like, it wasn't a surfing area. It's just a little spot on the beach that we found. Yeah. Out there.
Well, okay, I need to hear, I guess I need to hear situations, because I feel like I've never been, like that, you were stressed. I've never been, and I don't know. Name a time I was stressed. There was no, like, we were making jokes about you guys. What the? Yeah. What the? I could have been dead, and you're making jokes? We didn't really think you were dead, we just thought you were lost. You guys were like, I don't see him out there. Where is he? Yeah, like, we figured you would make it, like, we still thought, like, he'll show up eventually, like.
He always does. Yeah. He's never not came back. One day he's not going to. But I bet you can't name even one time I was stressed. One time you were stressed? Mic drop. How about when we were... Wait, wait, wait. Yeah, I don't know where this is going actually. So...
How about when we were... Vito, Vito. When you had just come and picked me up and we were driving to Oklahoma and you were getting a call from your side and I said, let me answer the phone. You were pretty stressed then. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
how about when alex said cash did you tell her yet and you hadn't told me yet that was pretty stressful wasn't it no no that was no i wasn't stressed oh yeah i was oh yeah right i was anxious hey i've never been stressed that's what i was i mean generally i wouldn't describe that day as like stressful when you were gone it was just like you lost me okay that's
That's kind of me saying at this point. I'm lost in the ocean. Could be gone forever. It was not stress. It was sickening. We were calm. Nobody was freaking out. Pape was freaking out a little bit. I would like people to freak out if I'm gone in the ocean. Pape and Chase were freaking out a little bit because they were like, oh my gosh, we were in charge and we just lost the kid. Wow, imagine the loss. The rest of us were just kind of like, we were jumping in and out of the pool every once in a while. What? What?
A couple of us were keeping watch, making sure. I shouldn't have started. This is hurting my feelings now. No, like we knew you would show up. Okay, well, moral of the story, I would trust Maverick to fly the crashing plane. Okay, this is just making, okay. This is actually just making me mad that every single person in the room says this. Mom, what about you? It just, it does come with, to like. Yeah, what about Bronwyn? If you had to pick someone to land the crashing plane, me or Maverick, who would you pick? Come on. Come on. No, you have to pick. She doesn't even know us. Only one right now. Come on. Only one.
Come on. I had something to do with it. No, mom. Listen. I always had something to do with it. Here's what I'm saying. No, she said. Just when it does come to technical. The mic didn't hear it. She said cash because he's taller. I don't know if that has to do with landing the plane, but when it does come to like being any sort of tech savvy. Yeah, you're good at other things. Yeah, you're good at singing.
Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, he does he's really good at it to detail yeah, he makes sure she always gets paid yeah Yeah What else my guys come on give me something better than so singing like that So singing the voice memo I
By the way, I deleted all my voice memos after you found that. You know what it was? Okay, when I sing on the microphone and I'm trying to get like melodies down, I just click the voice memo so I don't forget the melody. I'm not worried about singing good, okay? So it was like... No, no, no, no. He was more like... He was like... And I'm like...
So is this you? I just, I can't believe in the whole three and a half years we've been together after that first day when you cleared the air, I've always had full access and I never thought to go check out the voice memos. And now it's too late.
He'll make more no I won't Actually let them see that app that records all the time oh
Oh, no. No. Can't see that. Can't see that. What do I just... Yeah, okay. No, no, don't filter. Don't filter. Give it to me right now. Give it to me. Harper, take the phone. No, I won't. Do it, do it, do it. They're not good. Matt, give us the phone. Matt, you're a good singer. I don't believe that. Shut up. Listen.
Harper, is he deleting them? I don't feel like he would know what to delete. Yeah, I know. They're lame. Your location. Okay, so let me see it. Alright. I'm sorry. We might have to bleep some of these. Some of them might be bad. But we're desperate for content at this point.
I can't sleep. I'm playing the guitar. I can't sleep. Okay, that one's actually not good. That kind of was good, though. He's trying to troll her, but he's literally as good at singing. These don't sound like mine. Hold on. This is
You're in that one, so be careful what you play. I'm in this one. Yo, we were like, let's make an intro for the podcast that's funny and really stupid. So this is what we came up with. This is our intro to... No, you gotta keep playing. No, I need a funnier one. Tell us if we should add this in. Let's see. Oh, wait, hold on.
Oh wait, stand by, stand by. This is our intro to our really cool
That's the funniest joke I've ever heard. That was like a 2 a.m. bad idea. And then in the morning, we were like, yeah, this is great. It's great. It's great. That's a solid intro. We woke up. We were like, oh, no. Yo, what's up, guys? Hold that thought. I'm sure we were just telling a funny story, but I need to tell you about the sponsor that I personally love, Liquid IV. I've been using Liquid IV for quite a while now, and it's been a lifesaver.
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Be careful with some of those. It's there. Here we go. That's like the studio sound. There you go. That's what yours sounded like and you didn't play that. Okay.
That was kind of hard though. No! I got no clue where I'm at. Wait, why do you know this? Oh, is this a song? I don't know. You can have it back. That wasn't as embarrassing as you thought. I was stressing though. I don't think I have any. Why would I have voice memos? Mom, can you hand me my phone? Like, just to talk to myself? Mom,
Oh, we have voice recordings from a YouTube video we filmed. And then Target when we were using it as our mic. Oh, that's lame. Okay, I don't know. Yeah, let's see Harper's voice memos. Thank you, Mom. Yeah. What's my phone at? My phone's at five. Hey, no. Why is your phone always dead, bro? Give it to me. Okay. Here we go. Some of them are just for acting. Like I have to do like standby, rolling, and action. Let's see.
I'm so embarrassed. This is going to be so bad. Oh, okay. Two minutes and 40 seconds. That's kind of long. Oh, no. That was just a FaceTime that I thought they were talking bad about me on. Were they? Yes. Oh, nice. Did your phone die? Did you send it to them? What is going on? Yeah, my phone died. Let's go.
Wow. Your phone died? Yay. Okay, so now they don't have to see the rest of them. You don't want to know what's in the rest of them. Truly humbling. Yeah. Have you ever said a voice memo while you're like talking to someone to record the conversation? Yeah. Really? You know what I did once? I know it sounds fake, but I was in sixth grade and I was like, I know it sounds fake. Yeah, if you started a sentence with, I know it sounds fake, it's fake.
Oh. It is 100% fake. My mom was like, how dare you? Oh my gosh. Have y'all seen that really funny clip on the news where he's like, womp, womp. Yeah. Yeah.
What? Yeah. You knew it by that? Well, because it's like a thing going around right now where people, like people, you know how people get like pressed about anything? Yeah. And it's like someone will be all like, I can't believe that someone said this to me and it's just so wrong. And this is all messed up and America sucks. And then it's a stitched video and someone's like, womp, womp, because they just don't care about the problem. It's like...
Somebody look up on TikTok, news reporter, womp womp. So funny. That made me think of the original womp womp. Of that one guy who kept going on the news and saying that one inappropriate thing. Oh my gosh. You cannot reference that. No, you can't.
Yeah, but somehow he just kept buying news channels and just bombing their videos. And he kept saying such inappropriate things. And he was wearing a hoodie once, kind of like this. He was like disguised. He was wearing a hoodie and he was disguised like this. No. And they put the mic up to him and he says it again. And he rips off his hoodie and he's like, ha, ha, ha. And they're like, oh, no. And it's live.
It was so funny. That's so funny. You know what he's talking about? I had no idea. Oh my gosh, you're gonna know. It's so funny, he just kept going, I don't know how he found so many news channels for 45. I don't know how he got them to do it with the hood up. Okay, but listen to the womp womp. Oh, I was trying to find it. Is this it? Yeah.
Hold up to the mic. Do it again. A 10-year-old girl with Down syndrome who was taken from her mother and put in a cage. I read about... And that was on live TV. What? How can he do that? And then listen to the rest. It says, how dare you? Did you say want want to a 10-year-old with Down syndrome being taken from her mother? It's so bad. What I said was, no, we heard you. You said, blah, blah, blah.
yo that's like you ain't no i got the best news interview i get the best one wait is it two different news channels that we're arguing yeah oh it was definitely like cnn and fox four or something oh my gosh a 10 year old girl gets put in a cage womp womp that's terrible that's actually crazy that he said that this is the best one his thoughts got to him you don't want to throw this one up on the screen but listen to this
Don't put it in the mic. He's going to put it on the screen. Well, he can mute the mics. Ask any woman if she would choose her car over her children and she'd take the kids any day, whereas I would question a lot of men out there, quite frankly. Tracy, I can't believe what I just heard you say. There's a reason that women live longer, Mark. Let me tell you. It is because we are stronger and we are happier at the end of the day than most men. And that is factual and you know it.
when when men are married to women who scream like you they just want to die sooner that's funny that is funny that's the best comeback of probably all time the best comeback ever and then she was silent after that they just want to die soon they probably want to die sooner that's like i can't think of a funnier comeback no i couldn't come back from that if
that if I was the girl who was screaming. Yeah, I just said that. She's like, what do you say after that? You're just done for. Like, if I was a guy and I was married to you, I would just want to die. Or the one where it's like, wouldn't you like to know, weather boy? Oh my gosh. I used to laugh at that so much. Wouldn't you like to know, weather boy? And he was like,
was like he was like so funny and he was and then he was like where's his mom it was so funny oh my gosh no like i love watching news bloopers no i like when you get the kids on the news i know apparently apparently apparently yeah he looks like me you don't know that one he's a ginger apparently he was interviewing him and it's like it's like seven years old and he's like
I've never been to the fair before and apparently I like it. Apparently. My grandpa said apparently. He just heard the words apparently and so he needed to use it. I stopped using the word apparently. That's good. Oh my gosh, you sound just like him. He's like, my grandpa...
Apparently
I've never been on television before. I got it, Cash. It's so funny, bro. Apparently, I've never been on television before. No, apparently, I've never been on live television before. Play it. It's live television before. I'm trying to get it to load, but we got some nasty Wi-Fi. Yo. There's no Wi-Fi? I turned it off. Oh, wait. I'm not connected to Wi-Fi. Maybe that's what. Oh, here it is. Here it is. Apparently, I've never. Yeah. I've never been on live television before.
- Awww.
Yeah, apparently my grandpa wants me to watch the Super Bowl. The Power Bowl. Every time my grandpa wants me to turn on the Power Bowl.
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You. I went viral on accident. Oh. Oh. She did. Yeah. I never wanted to become viral. Actually, yes, I did. But I became viral. I never asked for this line. I never asked for it.
When you started your TikTok, were you trying to become like a TikToker? No. Really? No, I did not care about it. Me and Sophie were just like, oh yeah, let's like create a TikTok account. And like, I don't know, like just be like a get ready with me person. But we made it like funny. And then she left my house the next day because we had to sleep over there when she left. Then I made one because it was a shared account. And then I made one and then it went viral. And I was like, a million views? Two million views?
I remember when she posted her own video. She got so much hate, bro. She got so much hate because you had posted a video and everyone loved it. And everybody loved it. And then she posted one. It was kind of downgraded, I guess. And they thought that she wasn't funny. Why are you looking at me like that? That's what everyone said about me and Maverick. It's crazy. No, actually, Cass was trying to get famous for six months. Couldn't get famous. So I was like, you know what? I'll give it a shot. This isn't true.
I caught my phone. It's not true? I remember you did the math, and you would get a million followers by the time you were like 409. Oh, yeah, you did tell me that. You were like, I felt so bad. Here's what happened. Here's what happened. I was trying to get a bunch of followers and do all this stuff on social media for like two years. And then finally, I had 20,000 followers after two years. 20,000? And I was making like a little bit of money off social media. And now I was like, hmm, Cash is making a little bit of money off social media. I guess I'll give it a try. And in one week...
He got 100,000 followers. It was like a month. No, it was a week. It was not a week. It was a week. Because your video got featured on Musical.ly and you got 100K followers. And I got 20K in two years. And his first video ever got featured. Was it the one where it's like, we're dangerous? Okay, it was like your first four. That was TikTok. Remember the bull one? You danced on top of the bull? That one got featured too. Yeah. All of his kept getting featured. And then...
He passed me. But then I made a new account because I thought I was shadow banned. And I made a new account. But by once that got featured, we were always ones of us together. And I made a new account. I passed me. Never caught me since. We were like equal to like a million. We were like always within like 10, 20K.
Going back and forth. So why do you think, wait, no, no, I have a question. He's the one that came at me and said. No, I just have a question. Why do you think you stopped growing at like, no, I'm just asking. I'm genuinely asking. Why do you think you stopped growing at like 12 million and he stopped growing at like, well, I guess you're still growing. You still hit points now.
But why do you think he was at, like, 16 million and you, like, stopped at 12? Well, I'm at 13. Well, okay. Wait, put your mic down. Now, but, like, why do you think that is? I think a girlfriend, for the most part, was, like, the slow passing. Why? Like, most of our fans, like, liked Cash because of the idea of him being single and they could date him, I feel like. Like Justin Bieber? I think I produced better content. I didn't mean to start anything. You're the one that started this conversation. You said...
No, the first, like, two years, everything we filmed was together. Yeah. We didn't film anything, like, separate. Did y'all think I was, like, really weird when y'all saw me first? Hey, how does it... Like... I'm gonna say this, and it's cold. Oh, it's cold? But I'm only saying this because...
What he said. What did I say? I don't know what you said. You said, you said, I don't know what you said. What do you mean? You said, you said, yeah, and then I passed cash in like one week. No, I said it was a month. You said a week. Yeah, you did say a week. You were flexing on me. I wasn't actually. Yes, he was. You were trying to make me flex. No, he was flexing. What was the first thing that you said? What?
What was said when Matt said he got 100K and I had 20? What was said? He said, Cash, I've been doing it forever, and then I just decided I wanted to do it, so I did it better than him or something like that. Yeah, I didn't say I did it better than you. Yes, you did. You said something like that. No, I said the videos that got featured. It was something kind of cocky. The episodes that got featured were both of us in them. It was my videos, but it was both of us. How does it feel to be crushed?
You know, honestly, my life is pretty hard with only 13 million followers. It's really hard out here. That's not what I was going to say. Imagine how the rest of us feel. How does it feel? Two million. Wait, no, don't cancel me because Charli D'Amelio got canceled for that. She did. Wait, how many are you at? Four mil. Well, 3.9. How long have you been doing it?
Nine months. Since February. Nine months and you're at almost four mil? Guys, I told y'all, there is nothing special about me. Okay, how long have you been doing it? There's nothing special about me either. I'm just a weird kid. Wait, three and a half years. Three and a half years and you're at two? I told y'all, I literally, there's nothing special about me. I'm not funny enough to get this face. You can't be making faces. There was a month where me and Cash got on our Cash and Mav account. We got over a million followers in one month. See, tell me that's not flexing. Oh yeah, same though. No, that's like a flex for both of y'all. Yeah, but I'm humble. What? Oh, okay.
Actually, if I recall, I've heard you on multiple occasions. He said, I'm humble, but I've heard him say, and I think everyone in this room can attest to this, on multiple occasions. Actually, it makes you sound really bad. Oh, yeah. Charlie lost like a million followers. I've heard him say every time we're filming a video, excuse me, guys, who has more followers? Okay, that's a joke. That's a joke.
Okay, at least I'm not going to hit a million twice. Is it a joke? Because you do have more followers. That's crazy. Oh, you are going to hit a million twice. No, no. He used to always have a million followers on Instagram. Now he has like 940. Listen, I don't post on Instagram. He lost the million. I don't do Instagram. You fell off, bro. I quit Instagram like two years ago. Why? When they changed their algorithm from timeline feed to like... Videos? Videos.
No, now it's just recommended. I'll get stuff on my Instagram that half my Instagram feed is stuff I don't even follow. But everyone that does social media literally just cross posts their TikTok to their Instagram. He already films the content. He films content, but he just won't post it to Instagram. I could post them on Reels, but even my Reels, I'll get a Reel that gets 300K views and it just doesn't get followers like you do on TikTok and stuff. I mean, I get... My Instagram grows.
Slowly but surely. That's the only reason. I was literally hard stuck. Before I posted reels, I had no followers on Instagram. I think I had maybe 30 or 40. The second I started posting on Instagram, I actually got followers. Reels or just photos? How low do you think your Instagram can go? When do you think it'll stop dropping? He was at 1.1 or 1.2 million and now he's at 900k. I still gain some but I also lose some. Are you losing more than you're gaining? Yes. I lose like 110
A day, probably. Like 100 followers a day. Oh my gosh. I'm so sorry. It's actually hard to sleep at night. I hope you get well soon, man. I'll bring you a present. How much do you lose a day? When I was talking about that, we don't talk about that. He still has a million. Let's see how many you lose a day. No, on TikTok he shows... You know what I'm saying? He loses 6,000 a day. Wait, wait, wait. What'd you say? 6,000 a day. Okay, there was a time period. I was losing 6,000 a day on TikTok. But we're past that.
Yeah. Because we have the top podcast ever. This is true. Yeah, our YouTube gets like 200,000 subscribers a month. So yeah, we're getting 300 million views a month on the podcast. I'm getting over 9 million views on my shorts. See, that's a fake laugh. No, that was so genuine. I thought she was trying to be serious. Wait, Harper, I got a question for you now. Since I'm pressing everyone about Instagram. Yeah.
When are you going to start posting like an influencer since you are an influencer? Yeah, for real. You got to start posting on Instagram. Because you actually have like fans. You don't just have followers like the rest of us do. You have fans. Oh. Okay, listen. I get you being at two million and all. Like you want to include everyone else into that. Kate, you know you have a fan. Man really tries to turn around and say he's humble after that too. It's crazy. I'm just saying I have the numbers, but if I were to put out merch, I don't think...
Please follow me. 2 million is not enough. No 2 million. When I was at 2 million, I was screaming on the floor. I was so excited. When was that? Like six months ago. And now you're at almost 4 million. It's crazy guys. I'm really happy. Um,
Keep on going. To open me through the roof. Yeah, and if you guys want to do some charity work, my TikTok is Kate Marie with an S at the end. But mark my words, happiness does not come from followers. It does. I was really depressed right before. And now I... But it sure does help. It does. I mean, I've always wanted to get noticed. I've always wanted to be mobbed. I've always wanted to be...
I don't know. Dare you say it, famous. You always wanted to be cash. I remember that. Yeah, you did. She used to be a fan of me. Now look at her. Yeah, now she's so quick to dip out of here after we're done filming. I literally made a video for Harper. What do you mean? Saying, your sister, when your sister met me, she said, hey, can you make a video? My little sister's a big fan. And I made a video saying, hi, Harper, what's up? Thank you so much for watching our videos. No, he said, yo, what's up, Harper?
And then like three months later, she blew up. Yeah. Wait, Harper. No, it was two weeks later. Did you like actively watch his TikToks? No, I just saw that one sunburn video before the wedding. And then I was like, oh, that's so cool. And then I like watched y'all for like months.
Like at night, I like just stalked y'all and then I got off and then I was a fan. Did you know we like lived near you? No. Oh. I remember you, cause okay, so our TikTok username, it throws people off. It's Cash and Katie cause that's just what was available. Bro, I used to call Kate Katie. I, I, I don't remember.
you were like, Katie, you want to make this video or something? And I was like, oh yeah. And Paige was like, oh, she calls you Katie. That's so cute. And I was like, yeah. But most of the time in public, people actually do call me Katie. Really? Yeah. That's so weird. That's what my name is on social media. Yeah. Cash and Kate was taken.
But on YouTube, Cash and Katie was taken, so our YouTube is Cash and Kate. I mean, we're Cash and Kate everywhere, but TikTok Cash and Katie was taken, or Cash and Kate was taken, so it's Cash and Katie. But we, I mean, you can call me Katie or Kate or anytime. Yeah, I just remember coming over and I was wearing a red shirt and my Aviation Sweatpants. I remember that. That was the first time you came over. Yeah. Aw. Yeah. You were so little.
was about two months ago. She's not exactly that good. No, but one day Harper's actually going to grow up. She's going to be an adult one day. That's going to be weird. I don't want to be an adult. I don't want you to either. I don't want to do that. I don't want to paint houses. Harper, one day soon, your mom is going to have to drive you over here. That's crazy. That is uncomfortable. Yeah, when Harper just whips up by herself over there. Yeah. Call on your mom immediately. I'm getting
Porsche and I'm saving up for one. A what? A pink Porsche. A pink Porsche. A light pink Porsche. That's how you're going to spend your money. That'll look really good total. No. Okay. If I'm going to be honest, I think I just want to get like a small little, like I know this sounds like a big car, like a, Ooh, you're spending so much money, but, um, I really want to get a little white BMW. That's cute. Yeah. Pink Porsche sounds like more money than the little white. Yeah. Yeah. I know. Do you want like a convertible or something? No, I just want
I just want like a small car with pink interior, light pink interior. Oh, interior, not exterior. Would you get a Tesla? Uh, I don't know. I feel like it would be hard to charge. Is it hard to charge? No, not me. I charge at my house. No, but it's so good in an apartment. What about like a 2012 Chevy Cruze? Nope. Tell me about it. Oh, wait, do y'all have one? Yeah. I mean, I, I would get one. I, I,
I just like don't think it's my style. Yeah, we have a 2012 Chevy Cruze. The yellow? A lot, a lot of miles. Yellow? What? The yellow car you'll have. No, that was the... Oh, that was a Camaro. That was the sister's car. That was my sister's. Oh. My sister has a Camaro. My wife has a Tesla. Your mom and dad have a sports car. And I have a Chevy Cruze. And then he decided he wanted a truck. So he said, here, Kate, you can drive the Chevy Cruze every day and I'll drive my nice big truck until I total it. Yeah. And then I total it. Oh, no. I bet.
you. Give in to my intrusions. Or don't. Okay. What if I never die? Oh. Enough death. No more death. I feel like we're gonna get banned if I keep talking about... I asked some questions on my Instagram the other day for the other podcast I'm on called Truth and Love. Go check it out. Slight plug. Slight plug. But, what, you seem offended by us. You're gonna sue
I'm just not used to other people plugging stuff. Yo! Wait, you're redirecting? Don't go to that until you're done with this video. But one of the questions we got on there was, can guys and girls be just friends? No. Heck yeah. I'm saying. I got a lot of girlfriends. No, they cannot. Oh, sorry, what? Did you tell Kate about this? Is this another time where I apologize? About a lot of girlfriends, I mean, I have one girlfriend. That makes no sense. And I also have a wife.
Okay, who's your girl? I'm friends with the girl. I'm also married to Kate. Who are your friends with? It's two. Huh? Who is your friend? Okay. Now that I really look at him. She's really laughing like it's funny. Now that I'm really looking at him, he does look like a girl.
Yeah, they might choose you to land the plane, but if somebody looks like a girl it was you No, at the point I look manly the back of the foot Grandma's talk to you and they're like I love your hair. Where do you get it done? No grandma's a me in Walmart They're always like pulling out my hair that place which hair can I just cut it off and we can Okay, I must be saying the weirdest things. Yeah, they literally be saying can I just oh
take all your hair off your head and just rip it off and put it on mine. It's like, oh my gosh. Or they're like, can I get my dentures pulled and put yours in mine and then put my dentures in yours? Anytime we do anything annoying, she'd be like, I'm going to lift you up by your ears and nail you to the wall. I'm like, what? No, like that is, that is crazy statement. I'm going to sharpen your toenails and stab you
No, literally. It's a crazy statement. You're going to hang me to the wall by my ear. We were at our chiropractor and there was a police officer in there getting adjusted and a little elderly woman, he was just like checking out. She comes up and she like starts feeling his bicep and she was like, oh!
big and strong. But she's a little old lady so she can get away with it. But like if I walked up to the dude and started doing that, that would not be socially acceptable. She would be like, no, because you're married, Katie. I'm sure she was married. I'm sure she's been married before. Oh. Before.
Maybe multiple times like I don't I don't know now little old ladies They can say whatever they want and do whatever they want. My grandma is a strong grandma when I tell you my grandma's strong My grandma's way too strong. My grandma when I was like 16 they said arm wrestle grandma That was not a year ago. That was not a year ago. That was like last year. I was 16. This is not even a made up story
My grandma was working out. And my grandma's about... It's not an end of story? Our grandma was probably like, what, 72-ish? Yeah. Probably like mid... Same. Low 70s.
My grandma's 70. What if she's not and you're offending her? No, she's definitely in her 70s. And they were like, arm wrestle grandma with cash. I'm like, I'm not arm wrestling my grandma. I don't want to hurt. She's got a bad shoulder. Why would we do that? And we arm wrestled. And I'm talking, it wasn't even close. We said go, and my arm was just down on the wood. It was not a good situation. So I've been working out ever since. Now she's 75, and I'm going to rematch her. Oh, no.
No, I feel like. It really was crazy. It wasn't just instantly down. It was like one of those where it's like, go. And everyone's like, Cash, are you going to? It was like this. Ah, grandma. Cash, fight back. Fight back. I know. It was a bad day. You told me about your grandma. You told me about your grandma. And I was like, she's a grandma. She's not that crazy. And then I saw her jump on the kitchen table to chase Cash around. No. And she crawled across the table because Cash had said something. I did. I said something. And my 70-something-year-old grandma jumps on the table. Oh.
And crawls across your stage. With a knife. No, I... No, the most humbling thing is when somebody is, like, not trying in an arm wrestling match, when they're like, oh, no, I'm not trying at all. I'm not trying. And then you shove them down. And they're like, no, I wasn't trying. Let's do a rematch. And then you totally get them. Sounds like something Maverick would say. What?
How is that true? Before the podcast started, he said, dude, this one guy, he said he was so mad at me because he kept bringing girls to come dancing and they kept wanting to dance with me. This was a true story. I thought it was funny. Yeah, but you always say stories that it's like, wow. You're cool. That's awful.
Wow. That's a cool guy. He always kept bringing girls to dance and then they just kept wanting to dance with me. It's crazy. And the guy said he hated me. No. That's exactly why you said. That's not how the story went. You said, you said, I got this guy. No, I just made friends with the guy that hated me, but he didn't know he hated me. Why did he hate you, Matt? Because all the girls went
dance with you. So I always wear these glasses when I go dancing and that's another like, Oh, you're cool. I know. I just wear them cause they're funny. You know why I wore the glasses? Cause you're different. No, I wore the glasses initially. They're these big like clout goggle, like funny glasses. Yeah. They were trending when I was in middle school. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Those are those by the way, bro.
Those are way out of date. He wears clout goggles. Yeah, listen, okay? I do. Matt wears clout goggles and says, hooray! Listen, I wore them one time and I was like, wait a second. Why do people want to dance with me now that I'm wearing these? And then I was like, oh. People started noticing me being like, oh, that guy can dance. I was memorable. I wasn't just another dude wearing all black there. And I was like, oh. So then I started wearing them and I started getting way more dances.
And then a guy came up to you and said, oh, the girls dance with you. That's essentially when I came home and said that. He said this guy was all sad because all the girls wanted to dance with me. What did he say the other day that me and you were like, there's no way he just said that? You were like, oh, you're talking to someone else? And it was when you had people over and you so casually were like,
Yeah, it's just sometimes I can tell when a girl is nervous to dance with me just because I'm pretty good. So I can tell when they're pretty nervous to dance with someone who's nervous to me. You did say that. They'd be shaking. They'd literally be shaking. Oh my gosh. I'm not kidding. And then you said that and you were mid-conversation with somebody that we didn't know so we were like, okay. But then we talked about it later and we were like,
So initially. It's just something that you shouldn't say to someone in a conversation though. It was another dancer. Even if a girl was nervous to dance with you, coming home and saying, yeah, these girls are like nervous to dance with you. That immediately takes like this. Y'all are confused what I mean by that. The other dancer knew what I meant. It's not nervous because like they think I'm cute or anything like that. They get nervous because you're a good dancer. It's like this. It's like if Tom Brady came out and was like, yeah, they say like I throw the ball pretty well.
It'd be like, you're so confused. It'd be like, oh, you were cool. Not anymore. I know what you mean. And it would be cool if it were unspoken. When a good dancer asks me to dance, like a really good dancer, I get nervous. I'm like, oh, frick. And y'all want him to land the plane. I want to make sure I do like, I'm like, okay. He's still mad about that. She used to do really good dances. I don't know if I can dance at your level.
Okay. He's nervous to dance with a girl. So you're scared you can't lift him. You're looking behind the plane of something he's never done. Bro, I'm not... First off, I'm not jumping behind... Yeah, I am. I don't want anyone else to land the plane but me. I don't trust anybody. Why are y'all still mad about this? He's still mad about the plane. He is so heated about the plane. It's been 45 minutes. Maybe he'll be looking manly in the back, but you'll be landing the plane. Anyways. I wonder if somebody has said that before. The dog. The dog.
I can't wait for that dog to be out of here, man. Oh, why would you say that? The fact that we have normalized just dog... What is everyone looking at? An animal. It's an animal in the house. Yeah, we just normalized bringing animals inside our home, taking care of them, feeding and watering them, and cleaning up their poop. And you're literally a human servant to them for entertainment. Like, make friends. No, that dog is cute. Literally, your friends will poop in the toilet. It has...
It's fur and it's cute. Sometimes. There's cute humans. You can find one of those. Like, like, but like a, what do you mean? Like cute humans? What about like, do you mean like hot humans or cute humans? Either or, I guess. Like, you know. Okay. Yeah, go. I mean, there's babies and there's like, like. I heard these people talking and I was like, that's actually the most out of pocket rude thing to say. It was so mean, girl.
Who? But they were like, I'm not going to say. You're so cute. I'm not going to say. Why? I'll tell you after. But it was like a podcast and they were like, oh my gosh, it's literally so freaking weird when people obsess over other people's babies. Like, just go have one of your own. I was like. Like, what if you can't? I was like, what do you mean?
What? Like, it's not weird to think a baby is cute. That's all I'm saying. I thought it was rude. You always think that's weird. I'm always like, Kate, look at that baby. She's like, don't stare at it. Don't stare at it. I'm like, what, is he going to get, like, nervous? I personally, if I had a baby and people stared at the baby, obviously I'd be like, oh my gosh, it's a baby. People think babies are cute. But me, I'm thinking about what that person is thinking. And when there's just, like, some guy, because Cash doesn't try to, like, just take a glance. Like, he, like, if you're a baby, he's just like, ha, ha, ha, ha.
From like across the aisle, he'll be making faces at it. And I'm like, some parents will get mad at that. I don't know who. People are sensitive. I get mad if you made my baby start crying. I'd be like, really mad? That's what I'm saying. I look at a baby and I'm like, hey baby. Hey baby. Don't wave at the baby. Don't smile at the baby. Because I genuinely, people are so sensitive and get offended so easily. I don't want to get yelled at for cash waving at a baby. If somebody yelled at me for waving at a baby, I would tell them.
I was waving at your baby. No, but also. Think about that. Also, I guess it's part of me is just my brain works like this because I'm a girl. But if I had a baby and I was just like a mom alone with my baby and there was a guy staring at me, I would immediately be alert. I'm not staring like this. No, either way. Hi, baby. No matter how you're staring, if you're staring like that, if you're just looking, if you're not smiling, I'm going to be alert because you're a guy staring at me with my child. And I'm going to have my hand on my belt bag.
Oh, I can't say that on here. Why? You don't know why her hands are in her belt bag? She's going to have her phone in her hand. I'm going to make sure. Wait, why wouldn't you? Why can't you say that? Because you know what's in her belt bag? Pepper spray? Lipstick. No, a Nerf blaster. Lipstick taster. What would it be? What would it be? What would it be in your belt bag? Listen, moving on. No, what would it be in your belt bag? A passie?
Like, what am I saying? Here you go, baby. No, the slow... Yeah. Bro.
I'm stressing. A poopy diaper, that would scare me away. That would stress me out. No. Okay, actually. No, but that's why I tell you because I'm like, I don't want you to freak a mom out because you're literally just a grown guy staring at her. And maybe they don't think about that. Maybe that's just me assuming that's what they're thinking. No, I'm always scared. I'm like, are you expecting? Or no, one of my friends one time said to a teacher, are you expecting? Was she expecting? No. That's no good.
I fell for that trap before. Yeah, don't do that. That's rough. I just feel like... They're like, no. I'm like, you weren't expecting this? There's no correct way. Fist bump. There's no correct way to ask a woman if she's pregnant. You just have to wait for her to tell you she's pregnant. I know. A woman can be nine months about to birth, and if she tells you you're pregnant, you have to be surprised. What? It's like, I'm pregnant. No way. What? You look so skinny. Yeah, because what if you say...
that. There's nothing you can say. Yeah, there is no winning that. It's like, oh no, I was joking. That's why you gotta walk around with shirts that are like
Pig. Baby. Literally says baby inside or something, you know? Yeah, my teacher, one day she wore, it was last year in eighth grade, she had a little thing on and it said like pumpkin. Or I don't know what it is. Pumpkin in the oven or something like that. Pumpkin. She was like, what's it called? Bun in the oven? What? Bun in the oven? No, it was like. Pumpkin and then baby pumpkin? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And we were like, should we ask? Like, is she pregnant? Should we ask?
And then we were like, oh, so are you pregnant? And she was like, yes. And we're like, oh, gosh, because it scared all of us. Because one took one for the team. It was so bad. But it's really only a scary question if you're planning on asking it. Like, you could just not be scared by just not asking it. Yeah, but like you want to. Yeah, but somebody's got to ask eventually. Yeah, because like. Like, what if I just said, hey, Kate, are you pregnant? Oh. Oh.
no i was happy hey one of these episodes it will be oh oh i've already told k i said when we get pregnant we're telling you on the podcast that's so weird no tell me i'll fake it on the pod no no you're not faking other you when we get pregnant i promise you guys are yeah i don't want to know i want to know on the podcast for my raw reaction would you be anyways would you be happy
Yeah. Actually, okay. That podcast is going to be crazy. Matt's going to freak out. I would faint. Dude, I'll have to find a new place to live. That is true. I don't want to live here if you've got a kid. Don't get pregnant, please. I just can't think about it. Your girlfriend doesn't affect you that much. Guys, thank you so much for watching this video. We'll see you guys next time. Why are you trying to end it? Bye.