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Harper, did you know we got scammed $73,000? Oh, okay, so we're gonna open it? Oh, yeah, I do know that. And it was because of this guy. Matt, would you like to tell them how we got scammed $73,000? Yeah, it was crazy. Well, we just started off by saying, I got $73,000 in the mail. I was like, wait, wait a minute. She said, dang, the paycheck this month is pretty good. I was pretty great, so yeah, go ahead. Yeah, this horrible thing happened. Oh, I wonder how it happened. Well, so...
there was this guy that was like trying to send a PayPal to send someone a percentage of their AdSense for the month.
And somebody that was reading them the number said like too many zeros. No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm telling the story. Oh my gosh. Somebody that was telling me the number to send told me like five zeros too many and then was like just kidding. And then I was like, okay, how many delete? He was like, delete, delete, delete all of it. Or like three zeros or something. Ah, three zeros. Delete the zeros so it's at the right amount. And then he's like, oh,
Wait, we did something wrong. We need to add in the cents. We added the cent. Basically, we had to redo the number like four times and then I accidentally sent the wrong amount and I sent Harper $73,000. Yeah. And I was really happy.
Yeah, and Matt somehow finds a way to blame it on me. It's somehow my fault. I'm taking accountability. Okay. 100% type of accountability? I would say, yes, I hit send. It is 100% my fault. Oh, wow. This is the first time. I would also say it could have been avoided, possibly, if you told me the right number in the first place. Matt did the same thing to me. He was literally like, we were about to film a video. This day we were filming a video.
And I was like, Maverick, you realize the prop that you told me to order? Because Maverick was planning these videos. I said, the prop you ordered, you wanted me to order, doesn't come in today. We can't film that video today. And he was like, well, it's not my fault. Oh, that's awkward. Well. We are about to shoot our videos in one hour, and we don't have a video planned. And keep in mind, this is the first time I was like, Mav, can you plan out the videos this week? Not the first time. I was like, Mav, can you plan out the videos this week? And we were leaving it just completely up to him.
Nothing else. Two hours before the shoot. I thought he was responsible. We didn't even ask him. Matt with the chips in. You know those super, super hot chips, the one chip challenge? That's the video we were going to shoot. And he was like. And I was excited.
- I was excited. - He was like, "Yeah, they should be." And Kate was like, "No, they're not." And he was like, "What?" - He had told me. - "Kate, this is all your fault that the chips are not in." - Maverick had told me, he was like, he sent me the list of props to order. I don't know what day we're shooting these videos. I have no clue. And I said, "Okay, I ordered all the props." He never follows up and makes sure that we have the props. Two days before, usually Cash was like, "Okay, let's go through the prop list to make sure we have it." Mr. Maverick over here didn't do that. - What can I say? Oh my gosh, guys.
They're right. They're right. It's my fault. I was in. I thought that Kate would have the competence enough to order them without me having to follow up. But clearly I had to follow up. Oh, I placed the order. Did I not place the order? You placed them for, you ordered them from a, from a company that's going to take two weeks to come in. I ordered it from the only company on Amazon.
Well, then order it from the center. And another thing Mav did to scam us. Or I could have just been told, hey, this is going to take two weeks to come in. I didn't know what we were filming. But you know what? Again, I'll take full responsibility. You know why? Because I'm the man. You're not going to take responsibility of those Capri Suns you just threw back there, so I wouldn't be saying that. It's called Litter-A-Lean. Oh. I will probably get told to pick those up later, all right? But he won't. No, you won't pick it up. That's right. Because Mav is a Litter-A-Lean. A Litter-A-Lean? Yeah. Yeah.
That's what you are. Okay, it's a tongue twister, all right? A litter. You are illiterate. Oh, he's illiterate. We tried to get him to read. I didn't say illiterate. That's not what I said. But I said that. We tried to get him to read one of the sponsorships for, maybe for this video. And he was like,
And liquidiv.com. D-O-T dot com. Guys, I ripped off my whole entire nail. Okay, you guys know how hard it is to look into something and read it as it's going? Did you record that? Yeah, I did. He doesn't know it's recorded. I could never do a teleprompter. Use code LOL at checkout. That's 20% off everything. Your order when you shop better hydration today using promo code LOL at liquidiv. Look how stressed he is when he's reading it. He's like...
Get it at the rv.com slash shop. Harper really wants to talk. Yeah, I do. Anyways, no, I ripped off my nail. I'm so sorry. I just ripped off my nail before this episode. You did? Where? Cash. Oh, you have it next to you? Why is it so chunky? Why didn't you throw it away? Well, because we clicked record. Bro, you cannot get mad at me about Capri Sun. Well, I was saying to you I was going to throw it away when I got home. Oh, I don't like that at all. You don't like my nail? How much do I have to pay you? Kate, how much for you to eat the nail? Ew.
oh yeah. Eat that nail. I'm not eating on the nail. Eat that nail. It's lost in the darkness of this chair. Will you eat my nail? Wait, wait, wait, at least show what finger you took it off of. This one. Would you eat that for like $10? $10? Matt, would you eat my nail for $10? Absolutely. I think it's a great deal. Would you do it? No. Absolutely. No, but guys, school
recently has been really hard and I just need to have money. And I, well, you have $73,000. Yeah. You're good. No, but basically, um, I, school's just been so hard and I just,
Why? It's fine. It's fine. Why is it hard, though? Because of star testing. I hate it so much. Why does the Earth need to know what I need to do? It's not the Earth. It's the state of Texas. It's kind of the Earth. Texas is part of the Earth. I guess y'all got me there. Earth, it's all your fault. Wait, I have a challenge. Can y'all laugh without smiling? Remember? Like that thing? That'd be kind of hard. On TikTok, like...
*laughs* Wait, what? Oh no, wait, wait, wait. Matt, well, Matt is the master of fake laughing, so. Oh yeah! Yeah, this one's yours. But can you not smile? Give us a nice- I don't think you can do it without smiling. Matt, give us a nice- *laughs* No, no, no, look, here it is, here it is. Oh, that's freaky! Wait, let me see, let me see. I don't like that at all. You can definitely do that. That is freaking me out. That is insane. Shall we try? Yeah. Okay. You first. Me first? It's gonna be uncomfortable for everybody. I'm scared, I'm scared. Okay, okay. Hmm.
Wait, is your mouth supposed to move? I don't know. There's no way. Yeah, that's better. You're still smiling. Brooke sounds like a horse. Oh, man. Wait, no, no, no. Hold on. Game face. Okay. Yeah? You can open your mouth. Oh, you can? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was kind of creepy. I didn't like that. Okay, I don't like that. Whoa. That kind of worked.
You look like you're casting a spell. Yeah. I can't look at you guys or else I'm really going to laugh. Yeah, it looks like she's in a Harry Potter movie right now. I'm literally just, I can't look at you guys or else I'll laugh. All right, then don't look at us. That sounds so fake. Oh my God. That sounds great. Wait, let me try this. Let me try this. Why are you moving your mouth like that? She's like, look, this is what you look like. Wow, wow.
It only works like that. No. What? No. It works like this. Or like this. Did I do it? All right, Mav, you do it. It's hard to do without smiling. It really is. That's just how you laugh. That's just Mav's normal fake laugh. You're smiling. Why are you turning red? You know what? That reminds me of Pennywise, bro. That's what yours reminds me of. Really? Yeah.
Yours reminds me of a scary clown. Matt, you turned like as pink as the hat. It's hard. You got to like hold your breath. Like what are some more challenges like that? I like that. What? I like doing smiling or not smiling things. I got a question for you guys. Okay, but I got something I want to go next. Fine. Then steal my show, Matt. Mine's pretty good. But we can wait. We'll wait. Mine's really good. We'll do yours first.
No, we'll wait for mine. You go first. Is yours pretty good? No. Oh. Well, then let's wait for mine. No, just go, ma'am. Oh, my gosh, bro. Excuse me. That was so yucky. That was really... I don't enjoy that. It shook the whole couch. I'm not joking. Bro, that's a bit unnecessary. So, something sad happened, Harper. What? Maybe you can give me some advice. Okay. This is the first time it's ever happened to me. Oh, did you go on a date? What? What?
Did you go on the date? You probably did go on a date. Listen, I... So... Is that about it? I called a girl. Is it about it? And I said... I said, do you want to go on a date? I, like, used those words. Like, I made it very clear, like, this is a date, not just, like, hanging out with friends. Yeah.
She said yes. Good. Yeah. Was this? She sounded excited. Okay. Was this? Was this? Was this? Was this? Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. No, let me finish talking. There's no questions yet. This is no talking. Let me finish my questions. Then I said, we talk on the phone for a minute. We're like talking about when we can do this. We're talking about when we're going to go out. And she's like, okay, I can't do this Saturday. I'll text you dates. I'm available. I'm like, okay, sick.
I wait like a day. She doesn't send me the dates. I'm like, okay. Well, I'll just send her a follow-up text saying, hey, I'm free this weekend, but I'll be out of town when it gets closer to Christmas. So just text me over the dates you're available. Yeah. No response.
I'm getting ghosted. Was it a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader? It was somebody. Why do you keep asking who it was? I think it was her. We don't know who it was. We don't know at all. It could be anyone. I mean, honestly, I don't. Yes, it was her. Okay, Claire is ghosting me. Yeah, she said yes to a second date. She said the blind date went so bad. Claire, I don't blame you. I really don't. I don't blame her either.
I didn't see it, but what does it say? What does it say? I don't know. Did you read it? No. Never mind. I'll show you later. Oh. But yeah. Wait, I think I got it out. Wait. That was really good. Was that good? It was like quite inspirational. Yeah. Like I felt like it was quiet, so then y'all had a heartfelt feeling that I was trying really hard. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Anyways. Harper's Tiny.
I'm tiny? Oh no! That's a hard one. That is not allowed. Harper is tiny. What does that mean? I might be tiny, but I'm pretty mighty. How did I know she was gonna say that? I literally knew that too. Oh really? You're readable, Harper. It's like you're scripted. I'm readable? Walking scripted. NPC. Readable.
You know, I can read your mind. Okay, what? Oh my gosh, we gotta play this game. Why? Cash is a good fortune teller. Tell me what's gonna happen in my future. No. No, he's good at this. He does this every week. No, no, no. I got, wait, I don't know if Mav knows the game. Can you just tell me my fortune? And then like, in three weeks, we'll get back on the pod. I know this game, Cash. We'll know if it comes true. You know the game? Yeah. Well, let's play it. Okay. Well, let's play it. Okay, I'm gonna tell her how to play just in case. No, I literally remember.
Ugh. Hey, buddy. Do you need a belt? Because I don't think your butt's working. There you go. Okay. I'm going to read your mind, Harper. Or your socks. Why are you wearing those socks? What? He was wearing them last time, but I can't blame him. I was too. I'm going to start to go funny for you, bud. I'm going to read your mind. Hopefully, you've never seen this done before. What? What? Tell Kate a word or point at an object in the room. Okay, done.
Done. You done? Yes. Okay. I'll be honest, my eyes weren't closed and I'm confused what it was. Okay, okay, Kate. Ask me the questions. Good luck, buddy. Okay. You ready for this, Harper? Yeah. Is it Maverick's hat? No. Is it Harper's red hair? No. Is it the L on the pink L? No. Why is it not the L? It's just not the L, Mav. Is it the tree? No. Is it the gremlin? No. Is it my lip gloss? No.
Is it the camera? No. Is it the jellyfish? Yeah. No. It was the jellyfish. Wait, how did you do that? Yeah, I don't know, Harper. I don't know. How did I do it? That was really impressive. Wait, how did y'all do it? I don't know. Huh? Do it again. All right, I'll do it again. Ready? Close your eyes, shut your mouth, and dream a dream. Get us out. We're ready. Anyways. All right. Ready? Yeah.
Go quick. Is it the mystery box? No. Is it the stop sign? No. Is it Joe's hat? No. Is it Alex's cup? No. Is it this plant? No. Is it the painting? The painting? Oh, no. Is it the light? No. Is it Joe's pants? No. Is it Harper's mic? Yeah. Her mind is blown. No.
I've blown the fuses in Harper's mind. Guys, I hate my brain. See, I know the game, but I have such a bad memory. I can't remember what you're doing. How are you doing that? Can you just tell me? No. No, how are you doing it? Yeah, I'm actually confused. I think Kate looks at him like three times. No. I won't make eye contact with him if you want. Yeah, all right, last time, last time. Okay, um...
- Well, I feel like they're in, like, are y'all doing it? - No. - No, I can close my eyes if you need me to. - Yeah. - Get down, head down. - Okay, all right, ready. - Okay. - All right, go. - Is it your chair? - No. - Is it, I feel like I've named everything in the room now.
Is it my cup? No. Is it those Air Forces over there? No. Is it that jar of mayo? No. What if it is the jar of mayo? Yeah. It's not the jar of mayo. How do you know it's not the jar of mayo? I just know that it's not the jar of mayo. But what if it is the jar of mayo? What's the next thing? Is it the couch? No. Is it Maverick's sock? No. Is it the TV? Yeah. What? Wait. I'm so confused. I know. It's pretty cute. Wait, but how do y'all do that? Can y'all tell me?
Wait, tell me. Alright, moving on. What? Do you know how they're doing it? Yes, I do know how they're doing it. They're lying. No one knows how you're doing it. No, I do know how they're doing it. Alright, how am I doing it? Huh? How am I doing it? I don't want to ruin it. And you're going to tell me I'm lying anyways. No. Okay, joke. Close your eyes. No, no, I'll be honest. I'll be honest. I believe, here's what I believe happened. I believe they specified a number.
And whenever they get to that number... No. No, because they've done different ones every time. No, no, no, no. But like if you say seven and seven is going to be the right one. They have not done that. No, no, no. Watch, watch. Do it again. And you hold up a number on how many you want her to say. Okay. Okay. All right. We're ready. You ready? Is it my sock? No. Is it that white bin under the table? No. No.
Is it the briefcase? No. Is it the cookie tin? What's a cookie tin? The red tin right there? Oh, no. Hold on. I'm thinking. I forgot how many I'm at. Hold on. Give me a second. You're at four. Oh, four. Okay. You keep count. Is it the green jacket? No. Is it the exit sign up there? No. Is it the painting up there? No. Is it the Pokemon controller over there? No. Is it Alex's shirt? No. Is it
- Is it the black cord? - No. - Is it... - You've done way more than nine. - Way more than nine. - Oh, I wasn't counting. Okay, wait, wait. I'll count on my fingers. - Okay. - We gotta restart? - Yeah, sorry. I'm sorry. Don't do nine. You did such a high number. - Oh my gosh. - What? - I mean, I'll count if you want me to. - I feel like you should do a low number. - Yeah. - Do a lower number. - Now he knows we're doing a low number. All right, well just go. - Okay, okay. - Pick a number. Do whatever number you want. Okay, okay.
You ready? Yeah, let's go. Go fast. Is it the unicorn? No. Is it Harper's shirt? No. Oh, freak. I forgot what number we're supposed to do. Oh, my. All right. I'll look it up. Sorry, guys. I got one job. I can do it. All right. Are we restarting? Yeah. All right, go. This tape has the memory of a goldfish. All right. Is it the white wall? No. Is it Maverick's shirt? No. Is it Harper's shorts? No. Is it your cup? Yes. It's easy. What? No. It's easy. How are we guys?
I think you're saying a word at the very beginning like when you start when you start anything like she'll say is it instead of like whatever no that's not what they're doing no something to do moving on unfortunately I it's something to do every time it's after you name a person unfortunately we have to move on with the episode so there's something to do with the certain person with the cue they're giving it's the first person that talks or something what
Is what it's gotta be. Or maybe they just have powers. No, it's like if Joe talks, then after they name something about Joe. Nope. Why are you fighting against him? Didn't you literally say he can read minds? So can y'all tell us that? He can tell the future. There's a difference. Oh, also, guys, I can talk like Cat Valentine. Really? Do it. Okay.
Okay, hold on. What's something she said? Okay, yeah. Why do they say one small step for men? I just said, oh my god, I'm on the moon. Is that good? Oh my god, I'm on the moon. It was like 80% of the way. It was almost there. You had the air in there. And then, ready? That was good. That was really good. Close your eyes and imagine Ariana Grande, okay? Okay. Okay, close. Say your brother locked you in a closet. Oh. No, my brother, he locked me in a closet. He made me eat fish.
I'm not gonna lie. That was pretty good. The laugh really gets you. Yeah. Why did she laugh so fake? Her laugh was like... It's almost like Matt. That was her whole character. It's so weird to think that Ariana Grande was just on that TV show. Yeah, like...
I found that out like a week ago. No, not a week ago. You just found this out? No, like I found it out like when I started watching the show and then I was like, oh my gosh, that's Ariana Grande. When did you start watching the show? Like five years ago. Oh, okay. And I just watch it like every single day. Hey, I got a question. How often...
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Like how many times can you wear it? I actually looked it up. It's bad. You can wear a pair of jeans like 10 times in a row. What? No. Yeah, you can't. Yes, you can. No, I looked it up because I was curious. What do you mean you looked it up? Like there's a right answer. I wash my jeans. There's like a recommended one. Oh, uh-huh. Like it's like probably like every three wears you should wash them. Three. What the heck? So when you take them off, you put them back up?
I just lay them on my floor. Yeah, low-key, I have like a dirty... I have like a half-dirty clothes pile in our closet where it's like... I don't want to throw it in the laundry basket just yet, but it's too dirty to be hung up with the clean clothes, so it just sits there. How many times for you to wash it, Harper? Every time I wear them, I just... Do you do your own laundry? No. Oh, that's why she washes them every time she wears them? Yeah. Do you have a maid? Yeah. Does she do your laundry? Yeah. My dad. No, I have a...
When I get back, Kate does my laundry now, but before that, I had a very specific rule on how often I wash my clothes. When I'm older, I'm going to get it made. Oh, sorry. Okay, keep going. Like if I can afford one. Wait, interrupt me, Harper. Now I don't even want to say it. Oh. Good, no one wanted to hear. Fine, I'll say it. My specific rule is I wash my clothes when they are dirty. What if they smell? Like when you can look at them and they're dirty, that's when you wash them. What if they smell dirty? And they're not. You put...
You put cologne on it. Yeah, I literally was about to say he's probably one of those guys who walks around smelling like... Cologne. ...acts all the time. No, no. Polo. Polo. Ralph Lauren Polo? Yes. That is... Dior Sauvage. That was acceptable when you were a 16-year-old boy who had way too much money and was able to move across the country by yourself.
That is not acceptable for the average 20-something-year-old grown man. Don't do that. I am jealous. Cass just has, like, a magic floor. He just throws something down. It's very magical. And it just gets picked up and washed. And I envy that. It's actually very magical. But no, I have told you this before, Matt, but I do not have a magic floor. It's a magic hamper. But down on the floor, it only sometimes gets done. No. That's, like...
That's the one thing that I hate doing like that that chore is doing laundry is just it's the worst You look like a camel. Have you ever done your own laundry? Look at my toes. Um, yeah. Yeah, I think I have once um Do you like fold it or do your parents like fold it for you and everything? Um, wait, wait back it up. You done your own laundry once Yes, I just started doing my own laundry when I was like seven or eight wait one time I mean mom how many times do you think i've done it? What?
She said no time. I used to like have to unfold it and stuff and get it to the right side out and stuff and it was so annoying. But now I have too much on my hands. That's called laundry prep. You never actually did laundry. So if you went to the laundry room right now downstairs, would you have any idea how to turn that on? I mean the power button?
I'm not going to lie. I've never used our washing machine, not even one time. Yeah. I mean, I would like to... Never once. I would like to do my own laundry because... I mean, because I would like to do my own load, my own load of stuff and get a special detergent that smells good, not like Tide. And I...
You know what's the time sponsor? Yeah. Good luck. You want to predict a future? I forgot what it's called, but no, she's like, I, maybe it's not tied. It is tied, but I want to, you need it. You realize that the detergent doesn't really matter. It's more of the like softener and stuff. Cause my clothes get very, you've been got Kate.
My clothes get very... No, Kate has been got. You go into our laundry room, she's convinced she needs nine different things to put into one load of laundry. I have the Senti boosters, like the little Senti...
the scent boosters and then i have the the fabric softener which also smells and then i have like a scent free detergent but i like that and then why like wouldn't you just get a why scent free detergent why not just get a detergent that has scent in it because all the other scents in there listen because all of the detergents that have scent in it are colored and when they're colored they stain your white clothes you're telling me soap stains your clothes
Blue soap has ruined a numerous amount of shirts I've had. No, no, no, no. Soap is soap. Blue soap? No. It has blue dye in it. There's no way. I have a shirt downstairs. I have multiple shirts still downstairs that have blue splotches all over it. Why would they sell soap that's going to dye your clothes? Yeah, that makes no sense. I don't know. I don't know how to dye your clothes. The commercial is literally them pouring it on clothes. It's not...
Literally everyone here. No, no, no, no, no, no. They wouldn't sell that. That would make no sense. Literally, I have clothes in our closet that I could show you. Maybe you threw a gusher in there on accident. Maybe I did. Maybe I'm the kind of person to throw a gusher in with my laundry.
I mean, if you're doing his laundry, you probably had gushers in the pocket. I sometimes leave gushers in my pocket. No, but I did wash my AirPods. Today. She washed her AirPods today. So don't act like a gusher is out of the question. Yeah. Well, I don't keep gushers in my pockets. I keep my AirPods in my pockets. And you don't take them out of your pocket? I forgot to. I've never done that before. Do they still work? Yeah. Yeah, mine. One time I washed mine. They still work. Wait, you say every time you wash?
Yeah, I've washed them like a lot. What? Ashley? I washed my debit card. Over 10 times I've washed my AirPods. Wow. They still work. Dryer too? Yes. Yeah. I found them in my dryer. They're good.
Wait, I don't understand. You can just put AirPods underwater? Yes. And they're fine? Not underwater. You're putting them in a hurricane. With soap and scent booster. Wait, but guys, like, I'm thinking... Otherwise, the AirPods would be stained. If I do my own laundry... Sorry. If I do my... If I do my own laundry... Sorry, I just got something in my eye, and it hurts really bad. But what's it called? If I got something in my laundry...
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She's gone. I didn't say it. I didn't say it. So if I do my own cycle of washable stuff, would that mean I can pick out my own detergent, which I have on my Christmas list, Mom. Wait. You have detergent on your Christmas list? Yes. Because all my friends post it. What a nerd. What a nerd who asks for detergent for Christmas. That is such a valid thing to ask. What?
It is so expensive. Do you know how expensive laundry detergent is? Yeah, but why are you asking for it for Christmas? Because it's a good sense one and I have Tide. Cereal is expensive, but I'm not asking for cereal. Wait, which one did you ask for? She thinks she's too bougie for Tide. That's crazy. I asked for the...
Asking for special laundry detergent for Christmas. She's not even going to be able to tell her friends. At 14 years old. I guarantee you, if you wash the clothes with the other thing or wash it with Tide, she would be able to tell. I will say, my friend, when I was in... You wouldn't be able to tell either if I changed our laundry stuff. Did you hear both of them? Both of them just said, no, my friends. When I was in high school, my friend bought this super expensive laundry detergent that she would only use on her bed sheets so her whole bedroom would smell like it.
And when you walked in, her bedroom smelled like it. But it was a really expensive one. It's the Glamorous Wash. No, this is... This one. That one, yeah. She has that on her Christmas list. Do you use it? I've never used it. I want to, though. I really want to. It's the Diva Glamorous Wash. Have you smelled it? Yeah. My friend uses it and it's so good. Do they sell it in stores or online only? I think they
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No. No. If I did laundry with either of those soaps, y'all would not be able to tell a difference because at the end of the day, y'all going to go put on, first you're going to be like, I have to use my special shampoo that makes my hair smell good. No, no, no, no. Then my body spray. My Moroccan oil. Then my perfume. And then, like you guys got 9,000 different scents going off at the same time. You're literally just mad that you don't have a wife to do it for you. You're mad that you don't smell good. You'd be so happy. You'd be all over it. If your wife was like, Maverick, honey, I got this new detergent and it's going to smell really good. You'd be like, oh, that's great. Whatever made her
excited to do laundry, I'm fine with. But I personally, I would be just not going to do anything. Do you ever get excited to do laundry, Kate?
Sometimes. Yeah, sometimes you look like a... It's kind of like I love... No, my favorite... Don't say sometimes, Harper. You've never done it. I actually do like when I do our laundry and it's clean because then I take it to our closet and I dump it out and I just put my Netflix on and I just get to sit there and watch TV. Yeah. It's so nice. And it's like I'm not just watching TV. I'm doing something that has to be done. We have to have laundry, like clean laundry, but I also get to watch... It's like a timer for you. Yeah. Yeah. Like a one-hour timer or so. Wait, wait, wait. You're telling me...
You watch TV while it's washing? No, while I'm folding it. While it's washing, I'm doing something else. Okay. Okay, so I have something to say. Bet you do. You don't have to announce that. Oh. You can just say it. No, well, it's actually very big. So my best friend, a.k.a.
No, no, no. Actually, actually. My best friend, aka, like, my closest, my mom's closest friend's daughter, she is currently struggling with a relapse of aplastic anemia. Oh, yeah. Your mom was telling us about that. And she has to get a bone marrow transplant, and she has to go through chemo, and, yeah. And so, like, just pray for her.
So, yeah, everybody pray for her and stuff, but I feel so bad for her, and she's so pretty, bro, and I just wish I looked like her, and I'm going to get her a really good wig and stuff, and so, yeah.
I don't know what to say to the wig part, but like... I couldn't tell if you were trying to make a joke. No. Oh, okay, okay. No. I didn't know if that was you trying to make a joke. No, no, no, no, no. With the money, with my saved up money, I mean... Actually, wigs are expensive, aren't they? I know, they're like a lot. Like, the good ones are really expensive. The good ones are like, the real hair ones are really expensive. Yeah. And then I also like, kind of like, kind of want to shave my head for her. Shave your head? Yeah. I mean, I've seen people do that before. Yeah. You should. I don't know, though. I have a razor. I have a razor.
I don't know. Not today. Are you sure? I don't know. I don't know if I should. Impulse decision right now. Okay, wait, wait. Maybe don't do it before she has to. I wouldn't shave your head. Wouldn't I look really weird bald? Like, she wouldn't because she's so pretty, but me? No, I don't think you'd look weird. You'd be fine. You ever seen the Avatar? Yes. Mav. What?
She's like the same height. Avatar? Yeah. Aren't they blue? No, not that Avatar. No, not that Avatar. The anime weird ones? The like 12-year-old? You would watch that. What? Maverick would be like, you ever seen the cartoon Avatar that's anime? The anime? I like to watch anime. I love it so much. Okay. Well, I just hope y'all know all the people that watch this podcast that watch anime no longer like any of y'all. Yeah, and most of them do, I feel like. Yeah.
They're not even going to be mad. Just like all y'all's viewers definitely watch anime. I mean... Even if they do watch anime, they may not even be mad about you making fun of me for watching it. They're going to be mad that you even called Avatar... You actually watch anime? No, I watch Avatar. But Avatar... No, that's what I'm getting at. Avatar is not even like real anime. What do you mean real anime? Oh, anime.
this is a cartoon. It's no, Avatar is not fun. Avatar isn't a real cartoon. Japan. You're getting canceled. Yeah, what do you mean? Is that really that offensive? Uh,
yeah, people fight over it a lot. Over what? Oh, they're bored. They're real bored. They're fighting over that. So technically, you're doing laundry. If you watch Spongebob, you watch anime. No. Say that again. This is a good short. I got you. If you watch Spongebob, you watch anime and no one can change my mind on that. It is. It's just literally, and Barbie. So you think people that watch anime are weird? Barbie Life in the Dreamhouse
Dreamhouse is not anime. Wait, no, no. You think people that watch anime are weird. That's what you said. I never said that. I never said they were weird. When did I say that? When did I say that? Go ahead. Tell me when. You were making fun of me for watching anime. No, no. When did I say that? You were making fun of me for watching anime. No, go ahead. Tell me when I said that. They said something. What did they say? I said. Oh, no. He made fun of his audience for watching anime. Whoa, whoa. Yeah. I said.
you would watch anime because you're Maverick. Maverick puts on his whole hunting outfit and goes to the grocery store. And then what did she do? She was like, Maverick walked out in a onesie today. Cash.
Casually. Whoa. Ayo. Go ahead. Where's the onesie at? And then we said, and then we said. It's very comfortable. No, where's it at? We said, Maverick, why are you wearing. Alex, can you find the onesie? We said, Maverick, why are you wearing a onesie? He said, I want it to be comfortable. No. Or cozy. He said he wanted it to be cozy. It's not like he wants to be funny. Ew, cozy. We come home, and he's home alone wearing a onesie. Y'all want to know the truth? Y'all want to know the truth right now? You're watching anime. No. No.
Stop watching anime. Listen, he said, I'm going to put my onesie on and watch anime. And run with my arms behind my back. I am out. Oh my God. Yo, when Matt runs in basketball, I see him, he does this.
He runs like that. Since Al-Azhar does that, then he should. You did not say I have a 12-inch vert. Yeah, you do. A what? You look like a hippopotamus when you jump. That's just because I'm so muscly. No, it's because you just can't get off the ground. You want to see if you can jump higher? I can jump higher. Do it, do it, do it. No, you cannot jump higher. I was watching guys do cheerleading, and their jumps are so good, so jump as high as you can. My vertical is higher than your vertical. No, it's not. Ready? Go. Okay.
Come on, you gotta get up with me. My vertical's crazy. Kate's vertical is crazy. Show me your vert, Kate. Yeah. Actually, is it that good? No, Kate's vert is wild. Show me your vert. No, on a boat. I did it and I went all the way up in the air. I love doing that on boats. I know, I went so,
high in the air. It's so dangerous too. I know. Kate made so fun of me. We went on a vacation and it was like one of those catamarans where like there's like 150 people on it and everybody's just sitting down on the boat ride and I was at the front of the boat just jumping the entire time. Yeah. It's so much fun. But the boat almost flew under me. Huh? Your dad was like what? Here comes Kate's vert. You got it. Remember you gotta like lock your knees when you're in the air. I'm just doing this to be laughed at. No no no you're not. Alright ready? Here we go.
Wow. No, no, no. Put all your might into it. Let's see how high her feet get. Put all your might into it. Here's a hand for reference. Oh, okay. You jumped two of my hands. She jumped two hands. From here, it looks like one. All right, Mad, you go. You go. You got it. All right, here's Maverick's vert. It might go through the ceiling. Oh, that's what I was thinking. All right, come on. You got this. Yo, you totally cheated so hard. Your legs went all the way over there. I can't cheat.
Your legs went all the way over there. Lock your legs straight down. Your legs still buckled hard, but... That was kind of good. Wait. Let's see here. And Cash is like four inches taller than me, so... That does not matter. And like 40 pounds heavier than you. He's a lot heavier than you. Yeah, he claims he's stronger, so he should jump higher. What was that? That's what you did. Bro, you looked like a right angle in the air. That's what you did. No. Whoa. Whoa.
Yeah. Take that, Mav. Cap. Take that. Wait, wait. Joe's is going to be so high. I already know it. Yeah, Joe's is going to be high. He can like tumble. That's pretty good. That was better than both of y'all's combined. Was it really? It was higher than yours. It's heels. Wait, what did you say? I didn't get to see mine. I didn't get to see mine. Come on, Harper. Watch Harper go just like. So I buckle them in here? Yeah, you just kind of lock your knees out so you can see how high they are off the ground. That is...
That was a crazy burp man! That was a crazy burp! Go down farther, like bend down and jump. Push through the ground. Oh you can't- No- Oh close! Close! I just thought you were gonna hit me. You do it right there, you're gonna hit me. Actually I'll- I'll be back. My bad. My bad. My bad. My bad. Why you looking at me? Cause you're acting weird, Cash. Yeah. Why are you paranoid? The pro is freaked out! Don't do that, that'll hurt her. No one's gonna kick under your legs.
I'm nervous. Come on. All right. All right. All right. That is crazy, man. Y'all are getting nowhere. It's like when y'all jump, gravity's on two times. Which I didn't do in a toe touch. What's a toe touch? I can't do that. I need to touch.
Whoa! That was good. I did not expect that. My chest was definitely down, though. I kind of pulled something in right. I know, I felt something pop. Left and right. This isn't good content. But it is. You got it. I heard something pop. Yeah, there was definitely a couple crackles.
Wait, let me try again. Guys, it's not a competition. Oh, but he makes everything a competition. No, so do you. Yo, we're not doing that again. I think Maverick wins by default because he didn't do that. Yeah. Oh, Joe's is going to be good. I already know it. Whoa. And his legs were straight. Whoa. Okay, okay. What were we talking about? Oh, anime. Listen, anime, isn't it just literally animation?
I just know that you guys were acting like anime was this weird thing to watch. Well, it is because it's like, oh.
Don't you watch South Park? Don't you watch South Park? No, he doesn't. You don't watch South Park. He doesn't watch that, first of all. No one should watch South Park. Yeah, I was wondering, are people allowed to know that you watch South Park? Because he does, everybody. No, I don't. All I see is some clips on TikTok now and then. He tried to put it on. But it's not good. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Man loves the lemur from Madagascar. Oh, the King Julian. I love King Julian. King Julian. No, I got one. I got one. Ask me to apologize. Apologize now. Ask me to apologize, Mev. Can you say you're sorry? Okay, no. I like Harper's better. What?
at once. Oh, no. I will not be doing that. Apologizing is for the weak and wrong, which is why you should do it to me because you are weak and wrong. Okay, now you're saying an Indian person. You don't sound like the Madagascar person. That's what the lemur is. He's definitely Indian. Is he? No. Obviously, he's Indian. No. I don't know. Yes, he is. I'm going to look up who plays the
Wait before you look it up get him something else like that And then he finds out it's not Indian voices. How do you spell the lemur King Julian? It's gonna be like some white chick with a Starbucks in her hand King Julian is voiced by American actor Yo, that's embarrassing okay, yeah, he's not Indian this did I think does he have a little bit
I think so. Yeah, I think so. Don't want to cancel. Yeah, you try King Julian. I love you, Julian. That's not King Julian. That's his little... I love you, King Julian. That's the sidekick. Yeah. King Julian? Oh, I'm so in love with all the hair on your back. Oh, my God. That was good. That was so good. That was good.
But that's anime, essentially. Like, that is anime. No, it's not anime. I guess, like, what's it called? Like, Naruto or whatever? That's anime. Joe is Barbie. That was definitely his standards. You know, wait, is that the guy with the orange and the blonde hair, the fireball guy? Yeah. I don't know. Joe definitely likes that, don't you? It's not anime, though. Oh!
Wait, I'm so confused. What defines anime then? Because I thought anime was just animated shows. Y'all talking about animation, which is different. Yeah. No, animation's like Barbie, which I love to watch. Yes. And I like Barbie. But anime is like for the weird people. Whoa. Whoa.
Like Maverick. Yeah. What? Huh? Okay, back to the onesie thing as well. Listen, okay. Maverick. I don't know if y'all can tell. I'm still like got the sniffles. Okay. I woke up. Oh. I had a cold. The sniffles. I did not feel good. You can just tell he wears a onesie because he says, I have the sniffles. Yeah, what? And I just wanted to be cozy. I woke up.
I was sick. I took some medicine. And you know what? My laundry also needs done desperately. I go in there. I'm like, I don't like any of these shirts I have left. And I don't really have any jeans. You know what? At least you don't have to go to school. I got one thing that has jeans and a t-shirt. And it's a onesie. It was like a knitted onesie. I was like, I'll wear this for the morning at least. And then I'll switch later. And I did. I only wore it for like an hour and a half. And I was comfortable. And y'all can say what you want. But I was mad comfy.
okay so you can't try to sound cool while you're like trying to defend yourself for wearing the word comfy like you can't you can't be cool you can't be hard and say i'll be no i'm not trying to be hard or or cool i'm just saying i was comfy in the onesie and there's no there's nothing wrong with that yeah see my no that that see there is something wrong with that if i wore it out in public yeah that'd be pretty weird bro wonder why he got ghosted he's he's in his room wearing the onesie he's like why is she ghosting me she probably
was looking at his shorts. Imagine him Snapchatting her a mirror picture. I wouldn't have to wear a onesie. Imagine Matt Snapchatting her a mirror picture with his onesie on Snapchat. And he's Snapchatting with his onesie on in the mirror. He's like, you want to go on a date? One of the Maverick mirror selfies. Listen, I would not have
I don't have to wear a onesie in the house if you didn't let her move in. Then I could have walked around in my underwear all day, but I can't do that anymore because you brought her in the house. You know what's actually crazy, Mav? I'm the only one that's allowed to do that now. Yeah, it's very annoying. And I can't believe you don't utilize that more. I don't. I think people that walk around with minimal clothes on are weird.
Or no clothes on. Is there any other groups of people you'd like to call weird today? No, yeah. I'm sorry. If you just casually are in your bedroom and walk around naked, you're weird. Naked? It's naked. Underwear.
Wait. Naked or naked? Wait. There's a difference. I think there's a difference between the two. Naked and what did you say? Naked. He said naked. Naked. That's like something my dad would say about you all the time. How do you run around naked? No. You just casually are in your room naked. Naked. Naked. Whatever that is. You are casually in your room with no clothes on. Hey, run through the yard all naked. I can't even say it like you. How am I saying that? Naked. Naked. Naked. Naked. Naked. Naked.
But naked. But naked. That gives me the ick when people say naked. I like naked.
I like naked, not naked. That's just the correct way to pronounce it. Yeah. I don't like when people say it's naked. Yo, we found out Matt apparently doesn't knock anymore. Matt? What? Dude. What? I was in a hurry on a phone call. Matt? No. I'll let Kate take this one. It's not my fault. Listen, listen. It's the middle of the day. Okay, no. It was like I got back to the...
I'm back from the gym and I had done all my stuff. I was like, okay, I'm going to take a shower now. And I take a shower. And when I get out of the shower, 99% of the time, I don't put a towel around me because I'm going to get clothes. But for some reason, I was like, I'm just... So you walk around naked. In my bathroom. And Cash comes in. Butt naked. Cash comes in and he's like, leave the shower running. I'm going to get on. And he starts taking his clothes off. And I'm putting lotion on my legs. Maverick...
bust through the door. There's a shower running. He doesn't think twice. I was yelling and no one was answering and I was on an important phone call and I needed to know something. Why? There was a shower running. Yeah. You realize we are a married couple, right? Yeah, but most of the time during the day, in the middle of the day, you don't take showers. Only he does. I don't care. He was just like, I gotta take the risk. I'm opening the door. If you're naked, if you're butt naked, I don't care. I'll just go in there whenever I need. Do you realize that most days I'm not wearing a towel?
Okay. I was like this far apart from her. I was this far apart from her. Yeah, but she was fully covered. She was fully covered. That wasn't so much.
on the sink and I was putting lotion on. Darling, I wasn't looking at you. I was looking past you as the naked man that I needed information from. Listen, all I'm saying, that's terrible. I was like, I'm on a Zoom call. I'm like, yeah, but get out of here. I was in an important meeting with Snapchat and they needed information. I was like, I gotta know right now. He goes, he's like, let me put you on the phone with Cash. He's like, some exclusive information here.
Listen, all I'm saying is that when you live with a married couple, you always, always, always should knock. No, no, no. No, no, no. She's wrong. Matt, she's wrong. When you go into anyone's room, you should knock. True. I yelled. Let him in the bathroom with the shower running. The shower was on. I yelled twice and was ignored.
Because the chat was running. You seriously accepted the fact that I'm going to come in here? I had to. There was no other option. Maverick, you could have knocked, though. That's all I'm saying. I didn't have time to knock. You did, though. No, I'd already waited like 45 seconds for a response, and I had them muted. Are Snapchat people mean or something? No, but I was on it. It was a big Zoom call, and I had them muted. So I was like, Cash! Cash! No response. I was like, I got to run in and get him. So you're resting naked and making people... I mean to that, because our door is like this thin, and Kate was on...
five inches from the door, she would have heard you. Well, no, no, no. That door was open. It was the other door that was closed. So we have two doors in our bedroom. We have our main bedroom door and then our bathroom door which is like these two little doors that go like this. That's how my mom's is. And it's just like two little doors that barely even close. They weren't fully closed. Why didn't you go through the first door and then holler again? Yeah. Because I was running out of time. I needed to be quick. So I just... But you would have been answered. Did I get the job done? Yes. Did I see anyone naked besides Cash? No.
No. No, but on any other day? Pretty much every day? Yes. On any other day, Mark? I would have been naked. Before we started shooting, he showed me, Alex, and Joe his butt. No, that's not true. Yes, you did. Is it true? No. I have a photographic memory. Listen. I can draw what I saw. I just...
When you live with a married couple, you knock. I would never. And when you live with two other people. Why are you specifying like anyone? Because we're married. We could be doing absolutely anything. Like playing with the Rubik's Cube. Now, listen. No, when you're married to anyone. I have never seen y'all play with the Rubik's Cube. Wait, why? Because we're doing it with the door closed, Maverick.
You're like talking to me behind my back. That's crazy. Listen, I'm just saying when you go into anyone's room, you should knock all the time. And that is something you have never learned. You know our cousin? Kate was hanging out with our cousin when we were like, how old were you? When Garrett walked in? Oh, I was probably like 13. And he thought y'all were sneaking out?
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Were you stinking out? No. Garrett, like, flipped a switch this night. We were, like... This is my uncle, by the way. All right, yeah. And this is my best friend. That's his cousin. But my friend and I, it was, like, probably, like, 1 o'clock in the morning, and we were, like, okay, we're gonna get ready for bed. And she gets up, and she starts brushing out her hair, and
And then her dad heard us like kind of moving around in the room. So he comes out in his underwear and she was going to the bathroom and he was getting mad at us. Cause he was like, y'all are sneaking out. And we were like, no, he's like, there's boys outside waiting for you. Aren't there? And we were like, we were like, no, Garrett, there's no boys outside waiting for us. Like we're going to bed. He's like, why are y'all brushing your hair? Hmm. And we were like, cause we're about to go to bed. And then he just went outside. He walked around the block looking for boys that were not in his underwear. He was in like his tighty whiteys.
Wait, grown man wearing tighty-whities? Oh, they were terrified. I ain't going into that house. That's terrible. I would be scarred for life. No, but you're thinking of another time. My friend and I were getting ready to go into the pool. It was probably like 9 o'clock. And I just put my swimsuit on. And I was sitting on her floor waiting for her to change. And her dad, we were like 13 or 14. He just did not knock and he just bust through the door.
And my friend hadn't started changing yet. And then he sees me in my swimsuit and he thought I was in my underwear and he was like, oh, sorry. And I was like, that's... Yeah, it was really... Yeah, that's going to be Matt for the rest of his life. Yeah. I've never... I don't think I've walked in on anyone. I walked in on my grandma once. Oh. That was the only person I ever walked in on. I've never walked in on anybody naked. Yeah. Ever? So you could... Never. Never.
Besides you, but that's like intentional. No, Matt loves walking in on me naked. Like he does it purposely just like I'm in the shower and he's like, hey, gosh. And he's like looking at me the whole time like, yeah, can you leave? We can talk about what type of cereal we're going to eat after my shower. No, my sister walks in on me naked every day. She's like, Harper, she doesn't even care because I used to run around the house naked. That's what Matt does. Yeah. He acts like it's normal. I'm like, Matt, what are you doing? Every now and then it happens. Alex.
Tell me not this man is literally like it just violates us with his nudity Okay, say nudity means so bad. That's what you do to us. Yeah I feel like Harper was one of those kids who was hard to keep clothes on No mom wouldn't like like 11 I stopped running around the house naked isn't that abnormal? That's a good age to stop I guess. That's what I meant. 11 that's crazy that was like last year. No.
five years ago or four three years ago no 2020 that's not that long in covid i would just run around the house naked i wouldn't care i shouldn't tell you didn't know about my dad he wasn't home oh well sometimes like he he never comes home uh until like six o'clock only um he stays at home on saturdays and sundays though because it's like the weekend sorry
I don't want Cash to think that I'm going to burp. Yeah. Listen, Mav's just saying that because I moon them now and then. It's like a daily occurrence. You've mooned our grandmas at once. Our poor little grandmas are in the car, and me and Kate are driving, and our two grandmas are in the back seat, and they're just talking. My dad and my mom and all them pass us on the road, and Mav moons my grandmas. And they're like, oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh.
Yeah. I know you were. But yeah, like literally. No, Cash. I was trying to get my grandma to do it back to him. That was going to be great. Cash genuinely does expose himself to us. Isn't it crazy that people, there are some people in the world who get like a moon free card, like plumbers. Everyone's okay with them mooning us. Yeah.
That is true. Yeah, I couldn't just go to school moaning. Cash has done it so much. It's so normal. We don't react at all. It's just like, oh yeah, there's his butt. That's not normal? Y'all don't normally see that? It's just whatever culture you're raised in, man. Culture, you know what I'm saying? It catches me off guard sometimes, too. It doesn't catch me off guard at all. No, sometimes it's just like, what? Yeah, I guess it doesn't catch me off guard. No, yeah, literally. If I walk in on my sister naked, she gets all mad at me.
But if she walks in on me naked, she just doesn't care. And I'm like. I always lived with brothers and like my dad. So we just never, no one was ever naked. Ever. Really? Yeah. Well, thank you so much for watching this episode, guys. We'll see you next time. Peace.