I Told Her She Was Slightly Overweight
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- A year and a half ago, I was getting my senior pictures taken and I come back from getting my pictures taken and Mav goes, "In that dress? Don't you think it makes you look a little big?" - We went to film an episode. I said, "Are you ready to film?" And she goes, "Yeah." And I went, "Like that?" - Yeah, this was out of pocket too. What the freak, Maverick? - Nope. I'm just honest. - Like if you want me to leave, I'll leave. - Well, I was just gonna ask a question to get the conversation going, but like- - What was that question? - Well, ask the question. - Well, I was just gonna ask, Harper, what's the most humbling thing that happened to you this week?

That's your question? Yeah. Um, I can tell you something. That's your, wait, that's your big question? That's your big question? I didn't say it was a big question. I said, I can start us off if you want. Is that like, wait, do you know, was there a previous like interaction? No, I just figured there was something embarrassing that happened. I got a big starter off question. I didn't say I got a big starter off question. I know my English. We did. Before we started, Kay said, Kay said, I got a great question. I did not. Did those words ever come out of my mouth? Don't, stop lying. You are a liar. All right, all right. Just answer her question, I guess. Um,

so basically what happened this week was, um, are you going to listen to my story? I don't think it's going to be a great answer. I probably click off right now. If I were you guys, there's no way it's going to be my biggest haters. So I feel like my camera can't see me. That's good. My camera see me. No, I hope not. I feel like I'm not in frame. No, you don't deserve to be in frame. I'm in frame. That's good. But I feel like it's more pointed. I take him off my humbling experience. Um, so,

So I am trying to think actually, but what's one of yours? I was just talking about the, you know what's humbling? I was like, hey guys, I can start us off. And I started us off and everyone slams me, drags me through the dirt, stomps on my face and says that was terrible, Kate. That was humbling. Oh, you know what's humbling? The nail lady was talking bad about me today. What'd she say? Oh, your nails are so cute. Thank you. Thank you. They're a lot shorter than normally. What's on your wrist? No, the other one. Harper's tatted up.

Hey, what's that from? I showed somebody my signature. What do you mean? Have you ever given an autograph? Yes. Really? Yes. No, but this, um, I was at like a walk, um, at 6am the walk to Alzheimer's and I showed somebody my signature. Wow. So when people ask you to sign something, what do you usually sign? Like, like a piece of paper? They're like, uh, sign my head. Like, have you ever done that? Yes. Yes.

I've had some people ask me to sign some weird things. Yeah. What? So, anyways. Weird things. There's been some weird things. I'm not going to say what they are. But you can guess. What? Somebody had me sign their foot once. Somebody had me sign their arm and they were like, please do it good because I'm going to go get this tattooed right after I leave. Wow. And I was like, don't do that. Do you think they got Maverick Baker's signature tatted?

What? I definitely regret it now. Yeah, like, that's for sure. Like, the hype in 2019. Whoa. That was cold. Why are you always acting like we fell off, Kate? Like, yeah. Wait, what? Like, we literally have, like, one of the biggest podcasts in the world. You're over here, like...

You fell off. Do we have one of the biggest? We don't have one of the biggest. We do not. We actually do. What are you talking about? Have you checked the charts? Nope. No. We're there. I'm not like self-centered. I don't keep up with myself. We're always like 15 to 10. In the whole world? That's considered the top in the whole world. Well, at least the United States. I don't think it's the whole world. Yeah, so if you're watching this podcast, we're one of the top 15 in the United States. Is that that impressive?

Is that that impressive? Yeah, like how many podcasts? Considering there's like 4 million, I think is what it was. Yeah, okay. But there's 4 million. Now let's think about the 4 million that started, posted one episode, and never resurfaced again. It's not very cool, and it's not impressive at all. Anyone could get a top 20 podcast. I mean, I actually had a podcast. But we actually suck. I don't know why we're only top 10. When I was little, I had a podcast called Anything and Everything. No, you didn't. Mom, didn't I have a podcast? It was called Anything and Everything. I did. Who did you talk to? Tomorrow.

to myself. Did you have a microphone? No. And did it get top 10? No. Wait, you said when I was little, podcasts just became a thing? That's why I said no, she didn't. Wait, well, I guess, what do you mean by little? Yeah. Like when I was like 10, 11, 12. Wait, podcast? 12, okay, that's two years ago. Okay, I know they were a thing. No, I'm 14. Yeah, that's two years ago. 12?

13 13 14 the math is not mapping there. I told you I'm the best mathematician in the room Everyone keeps denying it 10 plus 10 20 okay 12 times 12 12 times 144 145 144 We were in an argument yesterday about math and we established that I'm the best mathematician in the house

And they still deny it. Do you remember in elementary school? No, do you remember in elementary school? You guys didn't go, so y'all don't get to say it. But do you remember the timed multiplication test? Yeah, I did those. And I did those when I was homeschooled as well. I did them in public school and homeschooled. You had to go fast as you can. And I won. I always lost those things. I always won. Cash, eight times nine.

um i'm not really good at i have to use a calculator 74 no that defeats the purpose of being a mathematician no no i'm great on a phone anyone's great on a phone not like me if you said if you gave all of us a math problem and i have a calculator i'm beating everyone oh okay you got beefy fingers that's not true you're gonna be hitting the wrong numbers you know how many times i'll be like laying down with him and i'm watching him text and it takes him like way too long it takes him way too long to

about one sentence like it's not true when somebody watches me text i stress and i'm like because then i'm like they're gonna think i'm bad at spelling and then i start clicking the wrong things and then i keep clicking more wrong things and it's bad and it takes them forever and i'm like your thumbs are just too big for the keyboard like i don't think it's because we'll think you're bad at spelling we know you're yeah why are you trying to hide it from me like we already know dude wait who all is hitchhiker's thumbs

Is that a hitchhiker thumb? It's like where your thumb bends are really backwards. Oh, this one's a hitchhiker thumb. Oh, yeah. We talked about that before. Remember? I don't. Everyone on Snapchat is like, no!

That is a lot of crazy. That one's pretty far. Put it away. Wait, Alex, come on and show your thumb. He's got a crazy. No, no, no. Do it. Do it. He's got a crazy thumb trick. That was pretty crazy. Look, sit right there and show them your thumb thingy. Show that camera. Show the thing where you pop out. Ready? I don't enjoy that. Watch this. No. Oh. Oh. I hate that. I hate that. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, it's backwards. Why can't he? Why can't he? Why was it backwards? What's with all the thumb tricks? Oh.

I can only bend my thumb this way. Yeah, he put his behind his wrist. Wait. Ew. Don't do that. Can you do any cool things like that? What's the weirdest thing you've ever done? What do you mean? I'm drinking my pee. Her mom just gasped. It was a while ago and it tasted like popcorn. What's the weirdest thing you've ever done, Cash? Me? Yeah. What's the weirdest thing I've ever done? Weirdest thing. Dude. Are you tired or something? All of them.

No. Oh. Yeah, but all of them I'm thinking of, I can't say at all. What? What? Just say it. No. No. Let me think. Let me think of one I could say. What do you mean you can't say them? Kate, do you have any? No, I've never done anything weird in my life. Oh, you've never done anything weird. I know you have. Oh, she definitely has. And she's like...

I can't think. All mine are wild. Because I know I have, because I like ick myself out. That's what I was going to say. I've heard you say that before. I ick myself out a lot, so I'm trying to think.

Yeah. Never mind. Wait, what? No, I can't say it. No, say it. I can't say it. Say it. Judgment-free zone, relatively. That's not judgment-free zone. I might judge you, but come on. Dude, I don't know. Just say something. I can't say most of what I'm thinking about. They're all so bad. No. Can you say the one you were about to say? At least to me. Whisper it to Kate. Let's move the mics away and whisper it to me, and I'll be the judge of it. Okay.

Or you guys want me? No, I'm coming over. No, like if I said it, we'd have to cut the episode. What? What? Yeah. We can't do that. But that's like all viewers are wanting to see it. Yeah, and I'm sorry, but like,

i can't no you gotta say it i'll say first y'all say one i'll see you've already dug it back into the trap somebody else say one and i'll see the level we're at and then i'll match it let's see i'm trying to think um well drinking your own pee is pretty harsh yeah that's pretty crazy like it's there's no way it's worse than that oh yeah oh i can't oh yeah wait option number three is worse than that wait

Tell me. First off, why do you have that many options? I'm trying to think of something weird I've done. I know. I'm trying to think of something that's even weird, worthy to share. This isn't that bad. I used to spy on people in dressing rooms. What? When I was little. No way. No, no, no. But it was the opposite of what you're thinking. What? I was like 11. Yeah.

But I was in the dressing room. No, you said you were little. Oh my God. No, no, let me explain myself. I know what you mean. It's not what you're thinking. You know those dressing rooms where you can see out?

But like... Like the Dillard's dressing room? Yes. I would be spying on them, but I'm in the dressing room. They're in the normal area. Oh, and so you can like see through? Yeah, but I think that was cool because I like... That's not weird. I can see them, but they can't see me. That's the weird thing. Everybody does that. But I have always been terrified. You know those dressing rooms where the things are like angled down? Oh, the windows? So you can see like people's feet? Mm-hmm. But if a little two-year-old comes walking out of there... And you're like... Oh, what's up, man? Yeah.

No, y'all don't even understand. And like some women's bathrooms where there's like three or four stalls, the gap between like the wall and the door will be like... Like about this big. What freaking airport was it at? Oh my gosh. We were just there. We went there like two or three times. Mexico. We were in Mexico. The gap in the Mexico... No, this was Cancun. It was like a nice airport. The gap...

It was like that big. Like you walk by, you can fully see someone in the store. Yeah, no, the gaps in restrooms sometimes are bad, bro. When you're just sitting there just doing your thing and you're just staring at a guy washing his hands in the mirror like he's making eye contact. It's just like, hey, dude. I went to a restroom the other day that when you're washing your hands, it's like there's no wall and you see the women washing their hands on the other side and they can see you. Oh, yeah. So you're facing and you're like,

Nice to see you. Wait, you went there? Yeah. I hate the restrooms where it's like the bathrooms are separate, but it's a shared washing your hands area. Yeah, it was weird. What?

They're shared washing hands? Yeah. So imagine where the mirror would be. Imagine it's just open. No, that's not what I'm talking about. I'm just talking about when there's a bathroom area and then there's the men's and the women's and then the hand washing station is in the middle. Yeah, so I've never been there. Oh, wait, I have. Have you ever been into a men's restroom? Like an actual one? Not like a private one. Yeah. What were you doing in there? Going to the bathroom. What? Yep. Y'all seen the lines in the women's restroom before? Yeah.

Yes. Yes. It's so much. Well, first of all. So you legit will just go to. No, I did it one time and I said never again. Were there dudes in there?

You good, dog? Everyone's laughing. Hey, yo. Everyone's laughing so much. Did you like that? We're not starting that again. No, no. No one's ejecting. No ejecting. Ejecting has to stop. When I was going up, I looked at y'all's faces and I didn't see a smirk. And I was like... I feel sorry for you right now because the worst thing in the world is when you do a joke and no one laughs.

And everybody's just like, you idiot. Literally, y'all know where, you know that TikTok audio that's like, clap if you've ever been to a fat farm. Anytime I think of like, you know, food, I think of that. That was not that funny. No, the sound is so

Because the one TikTok I always think of is, you know when you have a bag of chips and you're dumping all the chips out? The girl was doing that in her TikTok and she added the audio and she was like, dang, you really needed every last crumb. And it's like, clap if you've ever been to a fat farm. Like, people just like... Wait. I don't know why she's clapping. There we go. There we go. No, it's just Kate says it at the end of like anything. I'll be like, are y'all hungry? She's like, clap if you've ever been to a fat farm. And she's like, ha!

It's so funny. No, me and Kate, when we were taking our photo shoot, we went straight over to the chocolate box and started like,

going like straight to the chocolates and then they were like that was actually humbling no it was embarrassing because we walk into the studio and joe is setting up upstairs and when the guy walks in and we're like oh we're here with joe and the guy's like all right i got y'all so he walks out from behind the counter while he was walking out harper and i saw the candy jar so we walked over to go get some candy he was like oh i'll wait for y'all and we were like like oh

We didn't realize he was waiting. And I was like, that's so embarrassing. I thought of a weird thing that I've done that I can actually say on here. Okay. Oh, so when I was like 12, you know how like,

You like when you're like walking you like touch everything. Yeah, like if you're at a amusement park, you just gotta like touch everything Yeah, what do you do? So like just any just any surface like if it's a rail an escalator Like anything i'd always want to touch it and like rub my hand down the wall Yeah, I would always taste my fingers and see what it tasted like. Oh So like I would rub my I'd rub my hand on the escalator and then I'd go And then I'd like rub my hand on the drywall like in a mall and I'd be like

That is not real. He did not do that. I did. No, he didn't. I bet he did. You were getting sick every day. No, I built up my immune system. Oh, yeah. That's how I was done. No, because you know what's crazy? And I take my vitamins. Cash gets sick probably once every three months, and I never get sick until he gets sick, and I get sick from him. So that's not true. Your immune system sucks. No. It's been getting better ever since I started that. You still do it? Uh-huh.

No, I'm going to start taking my vitamins. Oh, okay. I haven't got sick once. At what age did you stop licking your fingers? 17. Probably like your age. It started getting nasty. You know what I mean? You'd be surprised some of the taste you get. I'm...

That's a bold statement. So what have you guys done? So as I said, I drank my pee. Wait, pull your microphone down. I drank my pee. So casual. Yeah. So I drank my pee. It tastes like popcorn. I'm trying to think. My pee smell like popcorn sometimes. It do be smelling like that sometimes. I shoved the banana down my throat. I'm like, is a movie about to start?

No. What's going on? My friend told me she walked in the bathroom after her pee and she was like, "Kate, your pee smells like coffee." And I was like, "Oh, I am so sorry." And she's like, "No, I love it." Wait, Joe, what's that thing? The 360 camera. Wow! So you can see everybody in a room and killing Harper's mom. Joe has a 360 camera set up in here right now. Whoa! That's crazy. That's so-- Wow. Hey, can it see me right now? I love that. I say that to myself like it-- Is that a cartoon character? What is that? Once a week. I don't know.

Big summer blowout? No. He says that too. I got you. Big summer blowout? From Frozen when the guy walked in. Oh, my God. Bro. So, let's talk about our nights last night. So, we all... I'm just waiting for it to hit Harper. Yeah, what was your night last night? I am so tired as y'all can tell. Yeah, what did you do? So... Party hardy. Mom, what are you... Oh, okay. So, yes. So, basically...

This is going to be 10 years. Hey! I'm like, I'm basically... Okay, so I went to my friend's house. What friend? Sophia. Sophia. Sophia with an F or a PH? S-O-F-I-A. What's her social? My socials? Her. Her socials? No, her social. Social security number? Like her government issued number? Two, seven, eight, three, five. Okay. That's enough digits. And then... What the frick?

I'm generally confused. It's probably the air vent above you. Somebody has a spray bottle inside. Stop touching it!

I swear did I water just went on me I Stopped lying what the water didn't go on you. No, I saw it. Oh, yeah It's literally feel my hair. It's literally wet. Oh, so they came from the AC vent Like four times water air builds up condensation So my night last night I went over to Sophia we sat there and

No, actually what if that's some like Where is that coming from that is tripping me out yeah, that's a flipping out right now like I'm not joking Are you getting hit?

Like, okay, so basically I went over to Sophia's last night and we hung out for a while, then we doored at. I've never seen. No, no, no, no. I'm not going to catch behind you. I see it. No, it's on you. Okay. I mean, we're

It's falling, but I don't know where from. I swear. Keep an eye out. What if it's like a... I don't know. Literally, water keeps dripping from that. I think it happened before to me. Really? It happened to our air vent before. Water does not just come out of your air vent like that. No, condensation. You think water is just going to come out? Yes, I do. Oh, shit.

Why do I have to sit here? I swear, look, look! - Yo, are you trolling? - I'm not trolling! - I literally stole it. - Is she trolling? - She's kidding. - Y'all can literally drop and you see the slow motion. - Yeah, you see the slow motion for sure. - Okay, can you just continue on about your night? - Are you sure you're not like splattering that? - How would I?

You would see him jerk his arms like that. Okay, so I went over to Sophia's and then after that happened... Which one's Sophia? She's my friend. I don't think we know who Sophia is. This is wild. That's not... This is getting out of hand, man. Oh my god. We might have to stop the episode to figure it out. No, seriously. Like, can somebody actually check that out? Joe, can you climb up there and tell us if something's leaking? No, somebody's leaking. It's

Best time of my life No, I think I see stuff dripping. I'm not even joking. Is it on math? I just saw you spit it. What do you mean? I saw you no way something came out of the wall. Nothing came out of the wall. What are you talking about? So it came out of your mouth. No He did this Bro, you can't spit water at me like that I just did it like seven times

What? You actually did not know it was me at all? No. You really thought it was the AC vent? Yes. I saw it dripping. Dude, you need to get that checked out. I saw it dripping from the AC vent. You need to take an IQ test or something. I actually have a really high IQ. I don't think so. But can y'all do this? Can y'all gleek like this? Whoa. Wait. What are you doing? She's gleeking. Is she actually shooting water out? Is she not? Yes, she is. Is she gleeking? Is she? No.

Oh, she glee-ed it. I felt that. Yeah, that was my night. Yeah, that's glee-king. Well, okay, so about your night. Yes, so my night. I hung out with my friend Sophia, and then we went over and door-dashed. And then after we door-dashed, we went over to my sister's friend's Crawford's house in

And it was like a joke. Like we were just walking around in the road and he was having like a little party and they offered us some cookie dough. Oh, but it smelled a little odd. Yes, I know. So we ate all of it. And let's just say I don't know what happened. But does anything happen in this story? No.

But this morning, I got Starbucks and the door dasher scammed us. He stole my Starbucks. That happens to him a lot. Yeah, they be just taking it. Why do they take it? So I got a full refund and I chased after the car. By the way, we didn't eat the cookie dough. We didn't actually eat the cookie dough. Oh, that's good. One time, Matt was outside and he's like, my Sonic's pulling up. And he goes, there it is.

He just kept going. He just drove right by and they marked it as delivered. You never got a son. I've heard door dashing Starbucks is bad though because the baristas say don't door dash Starbucks because they make the drinks and they set it there and they're like the drink will sit there for 20-30 minutes before the dasher comes and picks it up and it just gets gross. Ew. No wonder my Starbucks has always like no ice. Why don't you and your sister just go pick it up? You're like five minutes away.

That's way more expensive, though. Yeah, but I just decide to because... I feel so bougie when I order. Actually, we don't even do that. It's when we're traveling and we order food. I'm like... Yeah, I never ordered order. My hair is literally wet. Like, wet. That sucks. That vent was really weak. Yeah, it was really gay. No, I actually don't... Are you guys... Are you scared of the dark? No. What, are you just going to change the topic like that? Are you scared of the dark? You're not scared of the dark. Maybe a little. No, everyone's scared of the dark. Like, a little bit. I mean, I sleep with a nightlight. Then you're...

- I'm definitely scared of the dark. - I've always slept with a nightlight. - Well. - Wait, what's a nightlight? - Huh? - It's a light that you plug in at night. - The little wall lights that light up? - Stupid. You need to check your IQ out.

I actually don't know what a nightlight is. Oh, is it like the moon things? No. It could be. Did you guys never have nightlights growing up? No. Why? What's it for? Just so you're not scared of the dark? Yeah, it's for like kids. My dad and my brother would have bullied me for that. Yeah, you can't have a nightlight. But...

You are scared of the dark, though. No. So if you were out in the middle of the woods at night alone, you're not scared? Oh, I would definitely be scared because of the critters. Because of the night? During the day, you're not scared. No, I'm scared of the woods during the day, too. What? You're just scared of the woods? Absolutely. First of all, you'd be a horrible pioneer. How many bugs and animals and things live in the woods?

Quite a few I've noticed. Two million, I'm pretty sure. Yeah, there's quite a few I saw. I actually kind of want to get a spray tan tonight. Oh my gosh. I've been obsessed with it ever since I got one for homeco. Where do you get your spray tans at? That's how it starts. She's become an addict. This is exactly how the tan addiction starts. Yeah, but it makes my makeup look so much better, first of all, because making me look tan just makes me look good.

Yeah, I haven't tanned him forever. No, it's not. Yeah, like... Maybe it is. Like, we should both get one. Oh, my gosh. I just love him. What if we all went and got spray tans? I would literally have been trying for so long to get cashed out. At least let me, like, self-tan him. Because...

That's what bodybuilders do. What if I wouldn't do a spray tan and I said, give me the 10 out of 10? No, that's what bodybuilders do. How long does it last? No, it's like a week. And I can scrub it off of you. Yeah, if you really check. You get like an exfoliator, you can scrub it off. I still have some on me. I say someday we play a challenge on here. Look.

Loser of me and you have to go get the darkest spray tan they offer. Yeah. That would be so funny. That's actually a good one. Naked. That's good for the... What? Well, yeah. You gotta do it naked. Yeah, obviously. I wanna do it with my shirt on. No. You can't do it with your shirt on. You gotta do it naked. Get some crazy farmer tan. No. No, it's either you go into the booth naked...

Or you go get it done by like a person. Naked. Yeah. Naked. But definitely highly. Why is the person naked? So the whole body gets spray tanned. So the whole body gets spray tanned and you don't have a line. Yeah, but like I don't, I don't want to be around someone naked. Well, that's why you go to the booth where just the booth itself sprays you. Yeah. I just don't understand why they got to be naked. Well, I mean, I wouldn't want the spray tan getting all over anything I'm wearing either. That's like gross. I mean, you want. So there's just two naked people. No, there's only one person. No, there's only one naked people. Why would there be two naked people? Yeah.

I don't know. Why would you say that? That's how they portrayed the question. And then I asked again and she's like, well, they wouldn't want getting all over their clothes. How it works, the one time I went, it was just like, you could do tanning beds or the spray tans. Tanning beds suck. Don't do them. Yeah, that's how you get cancer. You get cancer. Tanning beds? You also get cancer from laying out in the sun. I know. That's why I stopped doing that, actually. You also get cancer from those blue lights that are behind us. No, but tanning beds, people have such horror stories.

is that for real i don't know i think so no tanning bags are like proven and people start getting like dark spots and everyone who's ever done any beds like advocates against them yeah it's yeah it's bad because it's just straight uv radiation like damaging your skin which is why i stopped tanning outside but yeah but no the spray tans are like fun you just go in a booth and they don't damage your skin and it talks you through it the booth talks to you it's like that's what i got last time but

But then I the cap hey shut up the cap went too low no and I can show y'all I can say it's so bad

The cap went way too low and it was terrible. Oh, I started stressing in mine because they give you nose plugs because if you don't, the tan goes up your nostrils and then you're just slinging out spray tan. Oh, crap. So I was like... I didn't get a nose plug. Oh, they gave me one. And I started it. She said, whenever you're ready, press the button to start. So I said, okay, I'm ready. There's like five different buttons too. I know. I was stressing. I was so stressed. And I pressed the button and then it was like, starting your spray tan. And then I forgot my like nostril plug. Now I know what it is. I said...

I saw a movie like this once. It was like the guy clicks a button and he goes...

movie this was but he was like starting his break it does it then he's like turn around he does a 360 then he goes doing this way that does the side again and then he has to do he's really dark yeah that's that's what it was but i was like stressing and i was like running around my my booth trying to get my nostril things and then i got it and then they fell out of my nose and the spray tan so loser get the spray loser get the spray tan on half their body wait guys i gotta

got an idea no yes no you don't how will we compete right now for what like just anything and then the loser gets a spray tan you really thought this one through yeah i really thought that reminds me of the episode when spongebob got a spray tan that was a funny one no you ever had you guys ever had a crush on a cartoon character great transition wow that was good wait i'm trying to think because i was so obsessed with somebody um um the the boyfriend from phineas and ferb

Huh? What? First of all, hold up. Ain't nobody should have a crush on anyone from the show Phineas and Ferb. They're all triangles to the end. And like we said the other day, you look like Candace from Phineas and Ferb. Her neck? Show off your neck. Move your microphone. Giraffe!

You do not have a long neck. Why does the giraffe sound like a chicken? Giraffe. Wait, who was your cartoon crush? Wait, anybody know what noise a giraffe make? They don't make any noises. Who was your cartoon crush? What? Who was your cartoon crush? My cartoon crush? Spongebob, probably. First off, why y'all crushing on cartoons? Yeah, that's kind of odd. Wait, mine was Bugs Bunny. What's that?

No, my Loki probably would have been the chick from Avatar. Sokka's sister. What's her name? Oh, yeah. He goes, oh, yeah. He's like, oh, yeah. She was fine. Oh, yeah. No, what about... What was her name? Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Aang, Sokka. No, The Incredibles' mom. Everyone talks about her. Oh, yeah. The Incredibles' mom, Miss Elastic. That's the one. Oh, yeah. She had a giot. I can tell you that. I can tell you that.

Everyone always talked about that. Yeah. Everyone, like... She had the perfect body, too. Like, I... No, there was actually... I dreamed to be her. Harper, she's animated. I still dream to be her. Who was the freaking... There was another one I was obsessed with. What about your Disney Channel crush? Who did you like? Katara. Oh, oh, Eric from... Oh, no. Ashley Flynn Rider. Oh!

Flynn Rider would be the cartoon crush. You know who I... I didn't really have a crush, but I really admired the guy from... What's that show? Austin and Ally? No. But he looks like him. Austin was my Disney crush. It's like, Starstruck. Kim was a fashion. Christopher. Christopher. Christopher Wilde. Yeah. Man, I wanted to be him. Oh, I remember another one. Cartoon crush. Kim Possible.

Joe and Maverick are on the same wavelength, apparently. What about Casey Undercover? Dude, I just can't think of any cartoon characters. She wasn't animated. That's just Zendaya. Zendaya's like... Really pretty. Top tier. Yeah. Yeah, I just...

I don't know. Maybe I just didn't watch cartoons because I'm thinking of like Spongebob and that's it. Yeah. I'm thinking of... Okay, now I'm thinking of like Disney Princess. Like the princess from Disney. Freak. Tiana's so pretty. Who? Tiana. Oh, I did love her. I loved her music. Yeah, but wait. She made music? Yeah. She an artist? She was from Louisiana...

Spit it out Harper. What'd she do? Oh Harper why do you keep doing that? Why do you do stuff like that? I watch Strange Addiction and I kind of am addicted to foam. No you're not. Do you just like it in your mouth or do you eat it? I eat it. Wait I'm so confused. How did it come out completely dry? I mean it has a bunch of different circles. That made a lot of sense to me.

Wait, you'll swallow that? No, she won't. You're such a capper. Do you remember when Trisha Paytas went on My Strange Addiction? For what? Spray tanning. She was addicted to spray tans. Oh. That's such a fake. Wait, I need to fact check myself. Do you do spray tans for cheer? I think I just made that up. You do? Yes.

Are you still doing cheer? No, you sell tan, don't you? No. I have an idea. But I don't do competitive cheer anymore. I only do school cheer, and then we go to competitions for school cheer, like NCAA and all that. Wait, so wouldn't that be competitive? Yes. If you go to competitions? Yes. Wow. I guess so. Wait, why was she on My Strange Addiction? Who are you calling? Huh? Yeah, it was her addiction to tanning. Guys, who's Cash calling? We're on the pod. That's not... No one else is allowed to make phone calls. No.

Hey mom? Yeah? Hey, who's your favorite out of me and Maverick if you had to choose one? I don't have a favorite child! Okay, but if you had to choose one? No, no, no. No, I can't! Why are you asking me that? Like, if you just had to choose one? No! No, one of us is gonna die. Okay, okay, the other one's gonna die if you don't choose. They both died. Maverick's older, he's already lived longer. Hey! I'm not picking a fate! Okay, okay, is dad there? No.

No, Dad's not here. Is he there though? He's here, he's talking to Ken. Okay, well we need to talk to Dad. Can I talk to Dad? She said don't pick a favorite. What, you wanna know who's the favorite? Yeah. Lainey. Oh. Oh, man. Yeah, we already knew that. Alright, bye. We always knew that. Wait, so what was the point of that? I just was confident it was gonna be me. Were you? Call your mom and see who's the favorite. Hello? Mom, who's the favorite, me or Reese?

Mom! Oh, but she has one. She said, I'm not going to say. I'm not going to say it. But she didn't say it on Apple. She's like, we talk about it behind y'all's back, but we're not going to say it to your face. There's definitely one of you that's less trouble, though. Listen, I know as a parent, I'm going to have a favorite. I won't tell them, but I will have a favorite. I have a favorite. You have friends that are your favorite. You have dogs that are your favorite. You have favorites. I don't have a favorite. What about you guys? Who's your favorite sibling?

I don't have one. Well. What? Why did you ask that, Kate? Well, because I have a favorite between you guys. Okay. Who's your favorite sibling? Lainey.

No, out of your siblings. Oh, I was just texting Lainey. I miss her. No. No. You're avoiding the question. Who's your favorite sibling out of your siblings? Oh, I really like Lucy. No, not your dog. No, Lucy's control. Out of Michael, Anna, and Zach, who's your favorite? I actually don't have one. Michael? Yes, you do. Yes, you do. No, I do not. She's told me before. On my... She's like, I thought I kept that to myself. If you don't say it, I'm going to say it. It's going to make you look bad.

I'm trying to think. Come on, just say it. You know it. Okay. Is it a girl? I think I know. Okay, not that I have a favorite sibling. They don't watch the podcast anyway. No, it's not that I have a favorite sibling. It's just that I'm closer to some siblings than I am to the others. Okay, so who's your closer, favorite, whatever? Dude, I don't know. Yes, you do. No, I don't. Oh, my God.

Who do you hang out with more? Honestly, I feel like I hang out with Michael and Anna the same, and I don't see Zach very much just because he lives in Arkansas. So Zach's out of the picture. Now Michael and Anna. Well, no, Zach's not out of the picture. I get so excited when he comes home. I love coming home. Yeah, but he's obviously not your favorite because you don't spend much time with him. So who's your favorite? What are you talking about? I will say Zach is the only sibling that I actually call. Just say one. I don't have one. Five, four, three, two, one. Pause.

Oh, no, actually, I didn't really think of a consequence. I should have thought of that first. Hey, I have an idea that would get us some good content for the pod. What? That would what? You're on something today. No. No, that was funny. That was funny. No, Kate. It's not funny. Kate thinks everything's funny. If I did this, Kate would think it's funny. See?

Kate doesn't know comedy. It was just so ridiculous. Why did you? Oh my gosh. What was your idea? Well, I think for like a future pod, we should. Or right now. Well, no, it won't work right now. But for the next pod, just so we have some content, something to talk about. Y'all should put me on a blind date. Oh my gosh. I mean, we could do that right now. I could absolutely. I could pick out one of the dudes in the room and I could have him sit by you and it could be a blind date. I have a girl in mind.

But I want to go on an actual blind date. No, we're blindfolded. No, no, no. We actually have a girl in mind. Oh, do you? But she has a boyfriend and I'm not saying anything. What? That is so not okay. Yeah, but it's one of those like, oh, she got a boyfriend. I don't know. Like she has a boyfriend. No, not that one. Um.

What'd she say? You say Paige. Gosh, yes, I did. No. Unfortunately, she's out of the picture. Until she's single, then she's back in the picture. But I don't know. Who is she? I'm not telling you. Rhymes with something? Give me something. I can tell you after, but I'm not saying it now just because. Okay, just say it now. No. I'm not saying it. You don't even know the girl's name.

No, I don't. He's literally going to freaking say it on the pod. I'll tell you after. I want to know. Did you actually tell him the name? No. Oh. Will you tell me? He don't even know her name. I forgot her name. I'm being for real. No, but I am concerned about who Maverick comes home with as a wife because me and her have to be like this. Hey. I wouldn't put that past Maverick. Listen, if you're in a friend group and you have a good friend group,

But you kind of like one of the girls in the friend group. I'm the leader. I'm the... What's the song? We're wolves. We are the night. Can you demonstrate that for us? No. Wait, what's the song? We got to film a TikTok of that on the LL Podcast TikTok. We're wolves. We are the night.

My gosh, I could never wait so it's I'm the alpha. I'm the leader. I'm the one to trust and they say together We do whatever it takes The girl I was talking about just texted were wolves no one Are you trying to flex right now? No, I thought it was great a female just texted me I just thought it was crazy meal for two year but uh, no if I

Is it worth it if it doesn't work out? My knees are ashy. Then it's like the whole friend group's broke up. What are you talking about? My knees are ashy. Wait. No, I think that just means that you need to leave the friend group after. I have to leave the friend group after if it doesn't work out? Hey, Matt, what's the last lie you told? The last lie I told? That he was coming home early last night. Wait, so that was true? A girl did text you? Yeah. You didn't believe me? No. What? What's the last lie you told? The last lie I told? You don't... Oh. Okay, I believe you.

Okay, so what's the last lie you told besides that one? Last lie I told besides that one? Uh... That's how you made it. Uh, let's see. Did you not like that? Uh... Stop making your knees more ashy. I just spit on them. It's fine. Oh. Why'd you spit on it? We have lotion available to you. Why are you spitting on your knees, bro? Ha ha ha.

Because they're ashy. Okay, so that's when you use lotion, girl. Can you tell me the last slide I was drawing? Oh. He went down. I got one. I told Kate a little bit ago that I was like, wow, the house looks really good. I knew you were going to say that. I knew he was going to say that. I was just trying to get her to make cookies. And I didn't. You didn't? No. You said you were going to. Because we were literally about to start filming. I couldn't put cookies in and let them burn. Yeah, I started just complimenting things she does. And I was like, you know...

Cookies sound pretty good. All right, what's the last lie you told? Yummy yum. Oh my gosh. I'm just gonna stop right there. What? What's the last lie you told? Why does nobody answer these questions? What's the last lie you told? Me? Yeah. Bro, Chacho. Was somebody asking me? So, and then... Bro! Kate. Just hurry up! That's how you act. Fine, you want me to say it? Hurry up now. No, no, no. You really want me to say it? No, hurry up. Is it gonna hurt my feelings? Probably. Oh!

So... Oh, no. I don't know if I should say it, but she was rushing me. Well, now you gotta say it. Well, is it the last lie you told? I'm scared to say it, if I'm being honest. Just say it. Um... Come on. Remember when you asked me if that dress made you look fat? Which one? Oh, please.

That's crazy. Yeah, that'd probably be the last lie I told. You know what's actually crazy? Huh? Like, a year and a half ago, I was graduating high school and I was getting my senior pictures taken. And I come back from getting my pictures taken and Mav goes, oh, I was wearing this pink dress. He goes, oh, where have you been? And I was like, oh, I was getting my senior pictures taken. And he goes, in that dress? And I was like, yeah. He was like, why would you do that? And I was like...

I like this dress. He goes, don't you think it makes you look a little big? What? I thought it. I just didn't say it. Listen, if I think something's not complimenting you, I'm going to tell you. I'm going to tell you. It was just a glowy dress. It wasn't a skin tight dress. It wasn't supposed to be. Okay, but let's be for real, Kate.

Speak for real. Did the dress. Did it make you look a little hefty? Guys, she's not fat. No, we're not saying that. We're not saying that, but we're saying, did it make you look a little hefty? I don't know. I haven't put it on since. Where's the photos? Do you have them? No, I don't actually. I never got them back. What? I don't know if we paid for them. I think I went and got them done, but I don't think my parents ever left. Oh. She is tired.

No. No. I think there was actually... She's trying to stay awake. I think it slipped my parents' mind because I was like getting married and graduating. It was this dress. Oh. Let's throw the picture out. Let me see it. Let me see this. Do you look hefty? Yeah, it definitely adds like at least five pounds. Let me see. Let me see, Kate. It was such a... I thought it was a cute dress. No. You literally don't look fat. 24-year-old.

I can text you too. No, I'm joking. You don't look fat. I swear. Like, I actually swear. Okay, I was also... Why are you really confirming it? I was kind of, like, twirling. Like, you're really confirming it. Like... I'm just making sure. Actually, my sister took it, so I'm going to go get it back from her and try it on and see if it actually makes me look fat. Your sister took it? If Maverick was just in a mood that day. No, I'm not just in a mood. Like, what was it the other... We went to film an episode of the LOL Club, and I'm like, hey...

Yeah, this is out of pocket too. What the freak, Maverick? You are my number one hater. No. Like if you want me to leave, I'll leave. I said, I said, are you ready to film? And she goes, yeah. And I went like that. Oh. She had no makeup on. Because we were filming a makeup challenge. Okay. And then she was dressed in like pajamas. I was wearing an oversized t-shirt.

Okay, you can't. I remember that episode. You can't lie. You do look homeless half the time. Normally, when you go to film, you just like kind of fix yourself up. Like you get dressed up and you're like, I'm going to be on camera. So you get camera ready. You get camera ready. This was not camera ready. Because y'all said take your makeup off. I didn't say that. So I didn't know that was a thing. What do you mean? We were filming a makeup challenge. Yeah, but who said you got to take off the makeup you already have on? I'm just going to put more on. What? What?

Well, then my makeup would look good. What? That's hurting my brain. No, if you don't take your makeup off, then your makeup, like the makeup that we always do looks good. I hope. And then the makeup that we take off shows our true colors. Yeah. That's so inspirational. Then we do it again and again and again. And we keep wiping off our colors and we keep putting them back on. Like Kate, what? What?

Dude, I hate female humor. This is not even funny. It might be one of the worst out there. I can't wait till a real joke gets said. Why did the chicken drop? No, no, no. Please, please, no. Wait, is quandal dingle a bad word? Quandal dingle?

Well, stop saying it. I don't know if it's bad. I don't know what that means. What does that mean? Hi, it's Quandel Dingle. What is that? What's the one style trending on TikTok right now? Freak. I can't think of it. Is it the ones like... Wait, is it a bad word? Never mind, actually. Don't ask if it's a bad word and then proceed to say it. Is it Quandel Dingle?

No. Kate, I'm sorry for calling you fat all the time. And ugly. And ugly. And tired. I'm sorry. I don't mean it in that way. No, I'm not sorry for calling you homeless. Oh, no, you did not. You do look homeless. But listen, when... Listen, I'm not going to get out of this. There's no way to get out. Yeah.

I'm just the punching bag on this show. No, I think Mav's always stuck in really awkward situations. Because he always says mean things. No, it's just like... No, during that makeup challenge, you said something and it all went silent and we were like, so... That's not true. Yes. That is not true. It is true. No, Mav does. Yeah. Mav says jokes. What? Whole room's having a good vibe. That is... Mav says a joke and everyone goes... Mav says a joke and everyone goes...

Oh. And we all know what that joke was. That is not true. You say jokes. The other day, this dude says a joke. Doesn't hit. Why was I saying what I said? Because I don't know what I said. Yeah, don't worry. You said a joke. It didn't hit at all. And so we just kind of ignore it and kind of keep going. And about 45 seconds later, he repeats the exact same joke. I didn't know if you heard me or not. And so we're like, how am I supposed to know? Yeah, still not funny. It wasn't funny the first time. How was I supposed to know if you heard me? What was the joke? Because it was only three of us talking. What was the joke?

What was the joke, Alex? It was like... Oh, you don't remember. Oh, my gosh. It wasn't good. It was bad. It was, like, not funny at all. Yeah. Well, on that note, thank you so much for watching this episode. We'll see you guys next time. Wait. I did a thing. Do what thing? Peace.

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