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I pulled into the corner bakery and then I bumped a car. You hit another car? On your first day of driving? Yes. Are you freaking out? Yes, because the next thing that happened was I pull out of the shops and I go into the oncoming traffic lane where the cars are coming. Yesterday at like 5, my mom gets a text on Facebook saying, your daughter crashed into my car. I need your insurance, like immediately. We're going to be dissecting frogs today. And Kate's going to be dissecting it. What are you doing, Kate? He keeps moving.
Welcome back to another episode guys. Today we're going to be talking about a very serious topic. Very serious. Which is what? This is a topic that people avoid in school. Teachers, students and all. What? This is a topic that is very uncomfortable. Puberty? Dissecting frogs. That is what we're going to be doing today. Are you kidding me? I'm a vegetarian. And Kate's going to be dissecting it. No, it's actually... Are you ready? Are you ready to dissect the frog?
The only way we could catch it we caught it very quickly The frog is already dead so no need there you have to dissect it Inside the hat that's literally what there is okay? I bet it's a mouse. What do you go grab the hat? Oh?
What are you doing? Kate? Kate? What's in it? He's a frog. What are you talking about? It's a dead frog. It can't hurt you no more. He keeps moving. No, he's not moving. He's little. He's only like this big. Let me see him. Come on, Kate. Ha ha!
Yeah, there's no frog. What's in it? Hey, can I have my hat? There's no frog. I was looking for the dissecting. No, that's my hat. No, it's not. It's mine. It was in my PR box. Ma'am, I don't think you should say that's your hat. That would be bad. I stole the hat. Well, now that they're done trying to scare me because they like making me cry because they know that every time I collide, you got...
You guys, every time I cry, you guys click on it, so they try to make me cry every episode now. So stop clicking on it. I think that actually is a good topic. Everybody comment down below if we should actually dissect a frog. No. One time I dissected a quail, which is a type of bird. What the? You dissected a quail? I don't think we needed the definition of a type of bird. In eighth grade science class, we were dissecting quails, and my quail had a full tummy when it died. Oh. So we cut into it, and its stomach literally exploded. It was so bad. It exploded? I had to dissect it.
It like literally like shot food out of us. I had dissected a cat. And we were the only group. There was like. What? You dissected a cat? Oh my gosh. That happened to us. Okay. That's crazy. That's like dissecting a dog. Usually science teachers have like baby pigs. Or frogs. Or frogs. I'll tell you that. That's like literally dissecting someone's puppy. Oh.
I almost dissected someone's cat this morning. I was driving and the cat ran across the road. If it weren't for my quick reflexes while driving, that cat would have been... That's not a dissection. That's mutilation. Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa. We got some. What did you just do? He just spilled it everywhere. It's so weird. Ew. What a fatty. What the? Dude, I can't believe that y'all got storage units. I know. That's so cool. Storage units? You mean shelving? We're victims.
Unfortunately, no more TV. Yeah, our TV used to be there, and that's why I played video games. And I came up here today...
Came up here today. Some people were cleaning it out and I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, what's going on here? They're like Kate told us to move everything. So there goes my gaming setup just like that I don't think you'll understand the joy I have when I saw no more TV because that means they don't get to play video games right outside my bedroom door anymore So I can go sleep. Yeah, that's it. I'm taking y'all's books away. Let me tell you something I was so tired. I went to bed at 8:00. Oh
That's crazy. Pass my bedtime. That sounds so exciting. Why did I just do that? Okay, well... What did you do this weekend? Yeah, why were you so tired? You had to go to bed at 8. Well, no. I had a sleepover at a hotel. And we stayed up watching movies and Barbie and Netflix. You had a sleepover at a hotel. And you stayed up watching movies. Well, we... So we went to South Lake. So lame. That's what you do? You know what we do? Hotels, you're supposed to like...
Get rowdy. Make noise complaints. Go to the hotel. Sneak into the pool after hours. There was a fan next door. So I didn't want to be too loud. So it was me and two other friends, and we stayed in Southlake. And we literally just – so we shopped, and then we were going to go to dinner, but then we realized we weren't too hungry. And so we just took photos. Is this story in good?
Yeah. And then we just went back to the hotel, and then my mom ate dinner with my dad, and then she helped us set up the Netflix. And, yeah. I went shopping this weekend, too. I got a new shirt. Wow, that was a cool story, man. No. I was trying to show you. What? I got a new shirt this weekend. Born to yap. I thought it would be great for the podcast. See? Born to yap. Yeah, Kate. Real original. Real original. What? What the? Real original. She knows I have that shirt.
Yeah, you know that. Don't tell me you didn't know that. She knows I have that shirt and she bought it because she liked it too. I came home with it and she was like, yeah, look at this. I saw you wearing it. Yeah, how do you like that? Wow. How do you like that? Wow. Real original. Who pulls it off better? What size is that in? Honestly, you pull it off great. What do you mean? Fatty. Oh, man. All right, come on, Kate. Stand up. Who pulls it off better? Ready? Okay, all right.
The hairy belly button is something. Okay, I should have shaved. I admit it. Couples that match together stay together. Oh, yeah. Wow. Real original, guys. That's extreme. I mean, he's struggling so thin. You know, you'd think I'd feel self-conscious in this, but I feel kind of jacked. You know what I'm saying? Do I look jacked in this?
You look like something. You look like a kid. No, don't say what you think you look like. Firepower! Wait, you actually, I bought this first. No, I bought it first. I bought it first. I bought it first. I bought it first. That's crazy because I bought it first. What? Oh, no. Oh, wow. Real original, man. Real original. What do you mean? You knew I had this shirt. Yours is extra cropped, too. Look at that. It's small. I can see your nipple through. Oh, for real. You just put her up. No, and that's
No, I'm kidding. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. No, you knew it. You see that as nipple, right? Yeah. Well, you can see yours too. Really? Yeah, you can. Oh, I should have got some pasties. Do you feel embarrassed now? Yeah, I do. I should have got some nipple pasties. Katie, you got some pasties I can use? No, I'm not loading those. Wait, did you copy my underwear too? What? Oh my gosh, you got the Born to Yap underwear? Born to Yap underwear. Oh my gosh, you and I got the same thing.
Says it right on the back of the butt. Just born to yell. I did not get that. I'm born to not get that. Y'all are on your own for that one. You didn't get that? No. Dude, they only make them in thongs too. No underwear. No boxers. Well, mine's not a thong. This chair is very unstable. Oh,
I think you chose that one. Yeah, so that's what I'm rocking right now. Huh? Pull your shirt down. Yeah, you're literally modest. Yeah, come on, man. Stop being in modest. Modest is hottest, ladies. Speaking of in modesty, time flies, but it's never too late to build credit, especially with Kickoff. It's the number one credit building app
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And my friends were taking photos of me and they're like, oh, those abs look good. That's why I got a crop top. Okay, yeah. I need to show off my abs. You clearly don't believe that I have them. Those abs in your post? No, those are fake. You drew them. I swear on everything. No. What kind of AI did you do for that? On everything. Okay, actually, do you think that I drew those on?
Actually, no. I think if anything, you maybe threw one of those edit fittings where it's like, you type in, give me apps. No, I didn't. Chat GBT. I promise on everything. Like, on everything. What does GBT stand for? What? Global... GBT? GBT.
Chat, what is GBT? You would know, Matt. What does it stand for? Don't know. Yes, you do. Good phone talk. That's just like the website. Chat, GB, good. Why are you calling it GP? Is it B or P? Chat, GPT, not chat, GPT. Okay, but do y'all think the post is a little inappropriate now that I'm looking at it?
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We can talk. We'll talk. We can talk. I mean, I don't exactly post my abs all over Instagram, although I should. No, but he takes his shirt off and then. Yeah. Someone said, OK, real talk. If you don't have a website for your brand, your business or even your dog, what are you doing? Odoo is hands down the easiest and fastest way to build a real website that looks good and actually works. And here's the best part. It's 100 percent free.
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Yeah, someone make this an Instagram post. We don't. We definitely don't post it on Instagram, but we're... We probably shouldn't do that. That is manly. Yeah, I think so. Matt posted him. No, we're not going to do that. Yeah, I can't believe you'd put yourself on the internet like that. That's crazy. Me? Can you put your shirt back?
I think we'll wear these the rest of the I don't know I'm going to yeah. Yeah, it's so uncomfortable Yeah, they are tight. It hurts everything why do girls wear this tight clothes like my armpits are going through it No, no one you're gonna sweat stain so easily Yeah, well yeah, what size is yours though? This one is a medium. What size is mine? No, it's not
No, it's not. There's no way. Mav, you'll be honest. Yeah. No, it's just, it said small. Wait, let me see it. Let me see it. Let me see it. Oh, no. Wait, why is mine, yours is a medium? Oh, well, you probably picked up mine on accident this morning. No. Okay. I think, I think I bought the medium. Okay, well. All right. Next up, we have, we're going to be trying crop top pants. I think those are called shorts. Do you know something too? My sister asked. Next up, we're going to be trying on shorts.
And if you're Mav and Harper, jorts. My sister asked me the same thing if I draw on abs. I self-tanned. What do y'all mean draw on abs? Did you like tan the
The lines? No, I just tan my whole stomach. And then it always tends to give me abs. Yeah, it will. So self-tan does... That's why bodybuilders do it. Because it brings out the... What's it called? Yeah, no, I don't want... The contour. Yeah, bodybuilders... I'll be enough bodybuilders and cheerleaders to have the same effect on the stage. They are just yellow. Okay, yeah, but that's embarrassing because I don't want people... I don't want people to think that I drew on abs because that's just highly embarrassing. Nobody edits their stomach or their photos, so... Well, some people do. I know, but I don't want y'all to think that I do. So I promise I don't. That's okay.
No one believes you. You know what a crazy picture would be? What? Is if Cash got on Maverick's shoulders and I got on Cash's shoulders while we're all three wearing the same shirt. Why would Mav be the bottom? I figured Mav was strong enough to hold us. What? What's that supposed to mean? I'm literally like 30 pounds heavier than him. So not only do you think I'm weaker than him, you also think he's stronger enough to hold 30 extra pounds than I can hold. Man, I wouldn't take it personal. Well, I am taking it very personal.
I say we have a strength contest. Well, I did just say, like, day. Cash, you're wearing a crop top. Yeah. Pipe down. So are you. Yeah, well. I can't wait to show you my crop shorts. You already used that joke. Crop pants. Sounds cooler when you say it like that. Dude, okay, I'm sorry. I cannot get off this topic. I could just see you looking at my... You're going to. No, I could just see you get on my Instagram post and be like, oh my gosh, look at Harper's Post. She thinks she's, like...
Dude, she's so embarrassing. What? No. Oh, so you think we blew you behind your back. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, we do. Guys, I'm sorry. I literally. Passion.
No, I didn't, Kay. I didn't fart. Okay, just every time you smell something bad, you can't just accuse it. What's that? Accused. Yeah, you can't just accuse me. Oh my gosh, man. She just had a stroke. Yeah, and what's wrong with that? Okay, you know what, Kinsey? You deserve it. No, stop! Hold on, that one was a fake. Hold on, it's coming. It was even funnier in a crop top than normal. Ew! There it was.
I don't know if y'all heard that one on camera. It was silent, but it was deadly. Wait, I archived it. Don't archive. Don't do it. I archived it. What are you doing? I'm embarrassed. It looks like I actually drew them on. I think you're embarrassed if you actually did. Yeah, you know, I didn't think you drew your abs on until you're archiving. Oh, we were
She's like, they caught me. No, no, no. If Cash posted a photo and I was like, it looks like you drew on your abs. He'd be like, really? It's a compliment. It looked that good? It's a compliment, actually. I posted a workout progress picture. Posted it? Yeah. What's wrong with that, Kenzie? I can do it in the gym. It's called a workout progress.
It's called motivation trying to motivate people to get into gym, okay? If you get a gym, maybe one day you can look like this Wait, it's even worse you asked a photographer you? Obviously I can't take the picture. I can't just take a picture by myself And you know what the person in the gym told me the gym owner was like you did this in public? And the gym owner was like hey man you got your shirt back on I was like what type of a gym is this?
You're body shaming me for taking my shirt off? No, it's a public gym and you have to keep your clothes on when you're in public spaces. Yeah, well, they don't have... A gym should have a section for progress photos then, okay? Perhaps the bathroom? No, their bathroom's like... It's like a truck stop bathroom. You can't take a progress photo in there. Well, you chose the wrong gym. You're telling me you don't have progress photos, Kinsey? Not in public. They're in my eyes only. That means she didn't make very much progress. Yes.
What are you doing, Mav? Mav just stripping. Okay. No one saw anything. Don't use my angle. Did you archive it, Harper? Yes. That's so embarrassing. We were literally kidding. No, because it is a little inappropriate. My stomach is kind of all out. Yeah. It was. It's like me posting in a swimsuit, and I don't do that. We should probably delete this episode. Delete it. Archive it, maybe. No, it doesn't look like you have abs.
Dude, I'm not going to lie. Taking that shirt off felt so good. Really? It was not feeling good on my arm. It was tight. I feel like it's making me unswole. Yeah. It's going to, like, shrink my muscles. No, you know, Wesley, the beef sticks you eat every night are swelling your body. Oh, guess what? You know how I eat beef jerky sticks every night? Yeah. Okay. So, Honey has figured that out. And now, every night, she comes to me for beef jerky sticks. And I'm like, oh, here's your beef jerky stick. And we eat beef jerky sticks together. Yeah. Yeah.
I tell them not to. How does she eat it with no front teeth? She makes it work. No, no, no. She likes the wrapper. I eat the beef. She likes to lick the wrapper. I eat the beef out of it and then I give her the wrapper and she goes. You give it to her?
to her? No. Yeah. You know, no, you don't. He throws his trash on the floor. What do you mean yes I do? And then she comes and she snatches it from him. Yeah, so she chews on it because she likes the taste of like the beef juice that's left or whatever. Ew. So I just leave it behind for her. Well, you know what happened to us last night? Mav had this great idea. He was like, we should switch sides of the bed tonight. And I was like, why? Wait, wait, why? Don't know. I said why. Actually, I do know because he told me why. I peed on that side.
That's me, bro. We should probably switch sides. Ridiculous. That'd be a good thing to do. I'm just imagining Kate if you said that. She'd lose it. She's like, why is it wet over here? I'm just like, oh, that's just my sweat stains. Don't mind that. All right, sorry, Kenzie. What were you saying? The real reason is because I don't really understand his...
saying here but he was like i always sleep on this side and this side my body is just tired of sleeping on that side and i really need to sleep on this side so i have to be on that side of the bed to be able to sleep on this side of my body what i don't know what do you mean what when you roll over you gotta be on the other side of the bed well i wouldn't face kinsey i don't try to make it don't try to make it i don't face the wall what no if anything when you're when you're sleeping you face the outside of the bed yeah no no not when you have a wife as beautiful as mine you face you face you face her
Well, I feel bad that I was about to destroy you then. Yeah, go ahead. Well, anyway, so we're on opposite side of the bed and Stella sleeps on my side of the bed, not in the bed, but like on her little bed on the floor. Yeah. And so if anything ever happens, like throwing up, because that happens at least once a month, I can just stand up and pick her up and take her to the bathroom. Well, she goes, and I'm like, I
I can't get around the bed and then just throw up all over my black carpet. Last night? Yes. The one night y'all switched? Mm-hmm. The one night we switched, she's just like, bleh, everywhere. And I'll be honest. Dang it. I heard her starting to like, and I was like, I'm not dealing with that. What? That was not in the contract of what comes with this side of the bed. You didn't at least like... I woke Kinsey up. I was like, hey, you're talking. You should do something.
wow that's crazy i don't do dog throw up you wouldn't have to touch the throw up at all you just pick her up and put her in the bathroom so she throws up on the tile that's a risk what if she throws up while i'm carrying her oh my gosh well cash got it's okay cash got mad at honey the other night because she sleeps in her crate because when we moved her in here you know i couldn't trust her to not just pee on the floor so she still can't trust her untrustworthy dog yeah yeah well this this story says otherwise
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Okay. I don't know what story you're saying. Well, she was in her crate, and when she wants out of her crate, she doesn't do this very often. She's only done it three, maybe four times since we've had her, but she bangs on the crate, and she's like...
And it only happens when Stella's outside and she knows it. That was a crazy sound that just came out of you. That's what she makes. That's what she does. Sounds like a donkey. It is. It's when that bladder's really calling. No, no. It's when Stella's outside. But anyways, like two nights ago, she started doing that in the middle of the night. And I didn't hear it somehow. And Cash did. So he was all mad that he had to like get up and let Honey out. He was like, you're stupid. I'm waking up in the middle of the night. And then she went outside and peed. And he's like, oh, get up, Honey.
No. You said that? No. Why would you say that? You know how it's all made up? No. She was asleep. She's literally just making this all up. You were asleep or you would have took Honey outside. No, you told me about it the next morning. Also, your dog, you guys want to know what else Honey does? Uh-oh. Listen, last night she has a crate in the living room and a crate in the bedroom.
And I have to move her from the living room crate to the bedroom crate to go to bed. Why does she have a bedtime crate and a normal crate? I don't know. Well, she wanted to be with Stella. And I was like, I need to go take a shower. But, you know, sometimes the dogs are too much. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Backstory, whatever. Listen. Anyway, so I'm getting her out of the crate. And I take her into the hallway to go to our bedroom. And we have a TV sitting on the ground because we were in the middle of moving it.
And we just shocked. She's scared of a TV that is turned off, by the way. It's just a TV sitting in the hallway. She's going to bed. She sees a TV. She was like, nope. And she runs the other way and goes, hides in the crate. And I was like, what? And Kate was like, oh, yeah, she's scared of the TV. She's not going to come in here. I was like, what? And so I get her out of the crate, grab her, and I set her by the TV, and she was like,
and runs away. I'm like, are you kidding me? What type of a dog is scared of an item? And then... Can you get on the ground and mimic her run? No, I won't. It's like Scooby-Doo, though. Are you sure? And then I had to go grab her and carry her past the TV and she was just eyeballing it like... I was like, what happened with you and a TV? It's just a TV like this sitting on the ground. She's terrified of it. Yeah, we need to move that because I can't get the dog to be on the bedroom right now. What's the biggest dog you think you could take in a fight? Rot. A Rottweiler? Yeah.
What's the biggest animal you think you could take in a fight? He's thinking. Kenzie. Whoa. Wow. Why would he say that? No one laughed. Did Matt tell you what my answer was? No. That's crazy. What was her answer? You. No way. Yes. Nuh-uh. Yeah. That's actually crazy. He said, what's the biggest animal you could take on? I was like, probably Cash. Probably Cash.
That's actually crazy. I always debate in my head. I was like, which one of them do I say? Well, I sleep with one of them, so I probably shouldn't insult that one. That's not good. That wouldn't be good tonight. I'd be sleeping on the wet side of the bed. Don't always sleep over there. Harper, are you okay? Yeah, what's the biggest animal you think? We forgive you for dropping. The biggest animal I could take? An elephant?
You think you can take an elephant in a fight? No, genuinely maybe like a Yorkie. With your bare hands. A Yorkie? No. Dude, a Yorkie would be scary. I'm terrified of any dog. You're underestimating yourself with a Yorkie. Oh, genuinely a Chihuahua because they're kind of mean. No, that's easy. That's small too. Okay, y'all laugh at her. You want to know what's funny? If Honey was mad and she was doing this, ain't no one touching her. Yes, they are. She doesn't have any teeth. I could beat her though.
No, if honey was coming at you madly, it's like, I could kick her in one kick. You would be scared. She doesn't do that, so you think she's kind. But when you see those canines, and they're like, her missing teeth, you mean? She has gums. I'm going to look up a mean, what's she called? Cocker spaniel. I'm going to look up an angry cocker spaniel, and you'll see that you don't want anywhere in that. Honey doesn't have teeth to hurt you. She only has a couple of side teeth. Angry cocker spaniel.
She's missing all her front teeth. It's like cats. You just have to grab them by the back of the neck, and they can't turn their head because you're in charge of their head now. Oh, they're all so happy looking. They are. They're all fine dogs. You could definitely take one of those. And the animal's angry. It is trying to kill you. Yeah. Any dog can, low-key.
Any dog? Any dog can get mean. Oh, wait, the animal's trying to kill you? Yeah, it's not like a kind animal. Yeah. Oh, I take back what I said then. You can't kill Cash? Not if he's like trying to kill me. If he's just like, drink my yogurt, then I could kill him. Really? Yeah. How would you kill him? Well, I could just put something in his yogurt. Oh, good idea. You could.
Or you could just kill him by asking him the question and then giving him the animal and then he'd try to go kill the animal. That is true. I could do that. Apparently, cocker spaniels don't get very angry. Like, I mean, this is the angriest one I can find. Yeah, he's just kind of moody. That's not a cocker spaniel. That is. It is? It looks like a cocker spaniel mixed with a golden retriever. I did deep dives on cocker spaniels. Oh my gosh, did you guys see? What's that girl's name? Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh. I'll find it. Do you guys see, you know that TikTok trend? That TikTok trend that's like, what's the one you filmed in the airport, Kenzie? Oh, the smiling one? Yes. Did you guys see the one with the dog? No. Oh, yeah. I saw a one. Why is everybody so serious? That one? And the dog was like actually doing the faces. Yeah. The golden retriever? This one? Wait, we're going to get copyrighted. Yeah, yeah. I'll turn it down. Look, watch. Ready?
Mennon didn't smile. Shiny, why are you everybody so mysterious? Acting so mysterious. I'm sorry, did you see that mysterious face? How do you get your dog to go? The dog did the smolder. I think Kinsey can teach Stella to do that, honestly. I feel like I can. I think you can get Stella to do it. Really? No. Let me really see it. You need to try to get Stella to do it. I don't know if Stella will do it anymore, but you used to. How do you get a dog to do that? He goes, he goes.
Stella, I swear, does know what I'm saying sometimes. The other day, she was at the trash can. I go, Stella, no. And she's looking at me, and the trash can's right here, and she just went...
I was like I know you're behind there still no yesterday I was playing with her and it was just it was just me her and honey and I was like playing with her and you know honey doesn't really you know she tries to play but she can't yeah but I was like Stella bang bang and Stella was like I was like bang bang and she was like
And I pushed her over and then she laid down until I said resurrect. Yep. She's like, I... That was dramatic with the bang bang trick. I go bang bang and she always takes like a minute to die. She's like this. She's like... Sometimes she does like a whole movie scene. Oh! I got you!
I've been shot! And then she finally falls to the ground. I'm like, what? My sister has a husky, and that is the most dramatic dog breed ever. First of all, they can talk. Remember when she shaved it, and it got embarrassed? Wait, did I tell you that?
Oh my gosh, this dog is, yeah, she shaves her dog, which I don't know if you're supposed to do that. She does it because she feels bad for it in the summer. Wait, a husky? Yeah. Like where you see its little, like its skin? Yes. What? Like it's so small. Like remember when Alex shaved his head? Like that small. That poor dog's got to be embarrassed. He is. No, she gets embarrassed as soon as Jacee does it because she looks hideous. And Jacee just leaves her tail bare.
And the dog, like, walks around with his tail tucked in. The tail is criminal. You, like, peek around the corner and then run to the next room. And he just sits there all day long. It's so sad. But, anyways, this dog is so dramatic. And J.C. wasn't paying attention to it one day. And so after, it's, like, 5 o'clock at night. We're sitting down for dinner, okay? And the dog walks up to J.C. And it's, like, walking up with a limp. It's, like, I have to show you. It's literally, like...
It's like dragging its back leg. The dog? Yes, the dog. And so Jacey freaks out. She's like, oh my gosh, like, are you okay? Like, it's like sitting there like petting it. And while the dog's like laying there and Jacey's like trying to like do whatever it is that you're supposed to do with a broken leg dog, the dog is like twitching its leg. It's like...
Like, and crying all at the same time. And so, Jason's like, something is really wrong. Like, I need to take her to the vet. Her leg is broken or something. And, like, after five minutes of sitting there and, like, calling the vet and just, like, taking care of her, the dog stands up and just walks away. What?
It was like, I haven't had enough attention today. That's crazy sanity. Crying while you're doing it is real extra. No, Stella does that. Like, Stella, I'll be like, get out of the trash. And once she's in the trash, she's committed and she knows she's already in trouble. So she just continues. So you're like, get out of the trash. And she's like, get out of the trash. And she's like, he's committed.
I gotta eat as much as I can. Stella is so devious with Honey, though, because literally, like, Stella digs in the trash, but she doesn't care for anything in the trash. Well, she only wants food. She's, like, just digging, so she pulls the trash out until she finds something good. But Honey's just excited that there's stuff on the ground now. So she drops it. And Honey just takes, and it's not even food. It's, like, something like this. And Stella drops it out, and Honey's like, give me that.
and runs away with it. The other day, Matt started chasing Honey and Honey was scurrying off with trash in her mouth because she knew Matt was coming for her. She's like, not my trash! Freaking...
Harper. What? Why are you sad? I'm not. We were kidding about your Instagram. Oh, my gosh. Your abs weren't... I believe you. Your abs were real. I'm not. I think you feel better. Your skin looks really good today. Thanks. Thank you. No, I swear I'm not sad. Because my sister said the same thing. She was like, did you draw on those abs? And I was like, oh, my gosh. So then I showed her in the car. And then she was like, oh...
well my mom asked if i'm not eating and i was like no i am you're not eating while i'm having a cinnamon in my mouth so or cinnamon bun oh so well i feel bad that you're sad so do you want your birthday gift no i'm not sad i'll take it if she doesn't want it i'm not okay well you're not sad so you're happy but do you want your birthday sure thank you okay okay thank you thank you for my birthday okay but i would say
It was a little inappropriate to post. Oh, this is bull. Remember, no one gave me a birthday gift.
Thank you so much. This is like all put together with a bow and everything. Wow. That is wow. This is from all of us, Harper. Oh my gosh. Stop. This is like a little karaoke. What? You got a karaoke mic? It's for her car. Just my car thing. Yeah. I was going to buy one for my car because we were singing and had so much fun. Y'all are so cheap. You didn't even charge it for her. Like you didn't even have to get batteries. It charges. Yes.
Oh, my gosh. Let's see this. It looks like there's a lot of stuff in there, more than I've ever got. Yeah. Well, you're not Harper. Oh, my gosh. A smartphone car mount. It's the one that... What? It's a real one. You literally have the same one. Yeah. It's the one that... It's good for filming videos in your car. Oh, my gosh. Thank you so much. So, you got the idea from me. Basically, that's from me. Okay. It's from all of us. It's from all of us. Oh, this is so... He doesn't even know it's from him. I knew that was from me. That's cute.
We thought that would be funny. Where do you get it from? It was the only Bronco shirt we could find. We wanted to find a bigger one. Cash, this is our size. We wanted to find a cuter one, but if you don't like it, that's fine. Oh my gosh. No, I love it. You want to try it on? Yeah, I tried on. Let me see that. Don't try it on. You're going to stretch it out. No, Cash, Cash, you'll stretch it out. What is this? You're fine. Don't let them call you fat. Don't let them fat shame you right now. You're going to stretch my shirt out. Don't shame him.
oh what is this i identify when you get pulled over oh my god and your mom will tell you what to put in there i love it it's pink and pretty and i love it she's like it has your it'll have your registration and title or like stuff in it that you need for when you get pulled over okay so maybe the fat shaming was necessary because i'm afraid you're gonna rip the shirt no i'm doing it so slowly and gentle that it's not ripping yeah i might have to put
It's going to get stuck on your shoulder blades. Oh, my gosh. Oh, wow. This is so nice, guys. That's insane. Bronco. Thank you, Rachel. Thank you so much. Drive a car like a real man. I think there's one more thing. You mean the same one that Harper got? You just ruined the entire Bronco brand just like that. Oh, my gosh. I needed this. I actually did. That is literally amazing. Not just to do your makeup, but you can turn the light on for videos. Wow, you guys just got everything that's in my car. Thank you so much.
You guys are gonna be the reason she dies. You got her everything to be distracted by driving. The thing that it's all in can go in your trunk. Okay, clearly she didn't hear the part where it was from all of us. Thank you, girls. We were ruining the bow! What if she wanted to keep the bow on? Nah, but I can't leave you. So, you got your license like a week ago? You don't have your driver's license? No, I have it, but I'm grounded from her. Already? What? Oh!
Are you actually? Wait, pull your mic closer. Yes, I'm grounded from my car. How'd you get grounded from your car? You had a gas? Wait, wait. It's been like, has it even been seven days? No, it's been four days. Four days? I mean, honestly, Matt, pay up. No, it's been three days. Pay up. I got my license on the 2nd. No, you said over five days. I said under or over a week. That's what I said. Yeah. Yes. You're right. You're right. I said over a week. When I would get my car took off. Yes. He owes me $100.
It was a dollar. I ate a Chick-fil-A sandwich. You're adding two zeros to that. What? Yeah, well, I, yeah, I was eating at Corner Bakery. Wait. What? Sorry, I just really want this to be dramatic.
Continue. Okay. So I was eating at Corner Bakery and oh, this is the first day I got my car. First day. So I was driving around everywhere. I drove my friend to her work. I drove everywhere. Like,
Okay, you're scaring me, but I drove everywhere. Fine. And I don't really know how to park that well, but I did it pretty well. So I went into Corner Bakery because it was like the end of the night. And my friends, they were going to...
Sorry. Your friends went... My friends were going to a baseball game. I didn't want to drive all the way over there because it was like 30 minutes and I just got my license and I'm a good driver. Right. So... Or I'm not like the best driver yet. So, you know. Um...
So basically, I pulled into Corner Bakery and I ate there for a second. Yeah, we know that, Ashley. You go to the bakery, you throw your friends around. When does the bad stuff happen? I want you to realize this. You've been talking for like three minutes and the first sentence out of your mouth was, I went to Corner Bakery. I know. We're still there. I know. I went to Corner Bakery and then when I was done, I pulled out.
Did I say that I was at Gordon Pagery? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so basically, I pulled out of the car, and I... What? You what? No, no. I don't even know if she knows what she did. She knows.
It's like when AI is writing and chatting and it's still loading. It's like... I know, yeah. So I was pulling out the car and I realized that my car is beeping because I'm pretty close to another car. But I'm like, I'll just keep going. That beeping. What? That beeping is telling you, stop, stop. This is the point where I go... Well, I didn't even go. I just literally went, oh. And so, because it jolted me kind of backwards and I was like...
But anyway, so I was pulling it out. I wanted to turn. I was turning and then I bumped a car. You hit another car? Yes. On your first day of driving? Yes. Wait, wait, wait. You had your driver's license for like eight hours and then you hit a car? It was...
It was like four hours. You had your license for four hours and you bought a car? Wait, so basically... That might be a new record. No, unfortunately, that's not your fault. Whoever graduated you from driver's ed, you weren't ready. So basically, I pulled out. I bumped the car. These fans were like, oh my gosh. She hit the car. They were looking at me driving away. I was like, hey, girl. Oh, that's embarrassing. That's so embarrassing. Look, there's Harper's Elmer. Oh, gosh.
I Pull back into this spot cuz I don't know what to do. I'm like, oh, okay So I pull back into the spot the girls are like I don't think you should just leave cuz I was like should I just leave I mean, oh Wait, the girls are with you or the fans. Yeah, I had cops show up at my house for that one time. Don't do that Oh my gosh, so yeah, no, what because she hit a car Contacts on that we left a note on the car
But the people that called and the cops didn't see that we left a note on it. But anyway. Anyways, so they gave – I went into Corner Bakery. I got like paper and a pen, and I wrote on it like, hi, my name is Harper. I just got my license, and I hit your car. Here's my number if you need anything.
So, yeah, that happened. I left the note on the windshield. I didn't call my mom or anything. I must have forgot about it. I must have forgot about it. You were like, I'm not telling my mom. Wait, were you freaking out? Yes, because the next thing that happened was I pull out of the shops and I go into the oncoming traffic lane where the cars are coming in. And y'all thought I was joking when I said,
No matter what, I'm not riding with Harper until she has a year of driving under her belt. Yeah, we went for one little test drive and she ran a stop sign. And it was in the neighborhood. You.
You drove into oncoming traffic? So, you know when you're pulling out of the shops and then you turn this way and there's like Bahama Bugs and that? I was turning and I was so flustered that I turned into the oncoming traffic lane and there's a car coming. So you're driving and cars are just flying at you? Yes. She's just playing Mario Kart. So I don't know what to do. She's like, look at all these cars driving the wrong way. What idiots. So,
I don't know what to do. So I pull into the grass while three people, or one guy is just walking on the sidewalk. I pull into the grass. Now she's heading into oncoming foot traffic. She's like, pedestrians. Pedestrians. So I pull into the grass and I'm driving on the sidewalk, wiggling around, going through the trees. Are you serious? So serious. And these are like small trees, like as big as, like a little bigger than this. So I'm riding this. Are you bad, DJ?
Bright white bronco just... You're just driving on the sidewalk. No, just wait. So then I... Then that's when I am like, okay, so I'm on the sidewalk and then I go the right way. I go straight back on the road. You go the right way on the sidewalk? No, yeah, on the sidewalk and then I move over to the road. So then... So she merged. She just had to merge from the sidewalk to the highway. So I look behind me. All the grass is pretty...
Did you both directions? Yes, bro The grass is pretty messed up so I look behind me and then I realize there's another car coming So I have to wait there and let it go. I almost got hit again So I would have loved to see it if I was like at the shops and I just saw No, there's this poor guy he was walking on the sidewalk and I was like hi Um, but anyways I bark here sometimes
Imagine being on the sidewalk and you see a freshly 16 year old just driving at you. And I know Harper was like, no what do you mean? If you're looking at Harper driving a car this is all you see. The car is just coming at you no person. He didn't see some little ants. He doesn't see them.
So he has a kid's door card. A kid's door card.
- Okay, well anyway. - He's driving into the trees. - Well, I didn't hit any trees and I look behind me and all the grass is pretty messed up. So then that's when I saw the car coming. I was like, oh, so then I stopped and then I go and then I turned back in and I go behind AMC in the parking lot and I'm calling my mom and I'm like, mom, so like I almost hit this blue BMW, which I did hit the blue BMW. - But you lied to her? - I lied to her because I didn't want her to take my car away.
I said, and I also didn't want to be honest. Backing into the car was like the least of your worries. I know. Okay. Well, I don't, I don't think she would have taken your car away for hitting somebody. So she would keep telling the story. How bad did you hit the car? I feel like you, you're acting like you nicked it. Was the thing dented? Oh no, it was just a scratch. It was like, it was like a scratch, like paint scratch, paint scratch. So basically, um, and I have a photo of it. Um, and my mom was like, Oh my God. I'm like, I don't, I, okay, sorry. Um,
But my – No, I know exactly what your mom did. That's what your mom did. She went, Harper. Just wait, bro. It was so bad. What am I going to do with you? I didn't tell my mom because I was scared, and I didn't want them to yell at me and take away my car. So I told them that I went into the oncoming traffic lane. Again, I don't think they were going to yell at you and take away your car. It's fine. I want to hear what she said. So I went into the oncoming traffic lane, and I told her that part. I said, yeah, and she was like, oh, no.
I'm just glad you're okay. And then I drive home with my foot shaking on the pedal. I'm like, okay. And so I'm like... You're the guy on the sidewalk. You're like, oh, she's leaving again. You just see the hands turn the car back on. He's like, should I call somebody?
So I drive home. It is incredibly hard to drive when your legs are shaking. I know, I know. So I drive home. Wait, you... Why are your legs shaking? I've never had that problem. No, I've never had that problem. Oh, well, I don't know what to tell you. Here's the girl thing. The first time Matt ever made me film in public and I was driving the car, I couldn't stop my legs from shaking. She was like freaking out. The car's just going...
Yeah, I'm sitting there and I'm like, Kinsey, I set up the camera. She's like, what are you doing? I'm like, don't worry about it. It's best if you just don't know. And then we get to the window and I start barking at the drive-thru employee across from Kinsey. She's pushing my face back like a dog. Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Yeah, the drive-thru employee just kind of laughed, but Kinsey freaked out. Kate, why was your leg shaking? Oh, you know. Hungry. What? No, we don't know. We don't know. Was Cash barking? My legs are shaking because I'm hungry sometimes. When you're freshly 16 and you almost get into a little fibbit with another car, you get a little nervous.
Wait, this happened to you too? Yeah, well, so I get home and then I'm so scared. So then I go back out and I pick up my friends. I'm so scared, so I go back out and drive. She just rolls up to her friends like that. She's like, come on, get in. I go ahead and go pick up my friends because I know this is the last time I'll be driving. She's like, I know a bad girl that no one takes. It's called a sidewalk. So basically...
so i go i go to bed then the next day i drive to south lake um but um my mom was like okay we're not going to do highways so make sure like turn it off all like a highway place so then i do that she doesn't know for two days that i hit a car and i didn't realize that the girl the lady was calling me because i have so many spam numbers and people have leaked my number and stuff
there's so many so many things oh no so um oh no so basically she's calling me she called me three times texted me twice and i didn't see it and this lady is real mad yeah she's so mad she's like answer i'm getting authorities involved and i was like i'm so sorry like so i text her back and she she's like or well i don't text her back and then finally yesterday at like
My mom gets a text on Facebook saying, your daughter crashed into my car. I need your insurance, like, immediately. Who is you? Don't know. Did you put Harper's on it? I just said Harper, which is insane. And she found your account? I don't know. Or, I mean, she found your stuff? What the? I don't know. I said I just got my license. Maybe she Googled your phone number. I don't know. That's insane to me. And so...
What I was planning on doing was us meeting somewhere, me giving her the amount of money she needed, and then leaving. Like, genuinely. Barbara's going to do, like, a freaking drug deal in the back of the... That's not a good idea. Here's the money for the BMW, okay? Don't tell my mom. Let's keep this hush-hush. No need to get the authority involved here. And then my mom finds out... No need to get my mom. I mean the authorities involved. So my mom finds out, and she's like...
And so my dad, he's also, he's like, listen, it's okay. Like, I, this happens. My mom's over here, like, fire see me out of her ears. And I'm like, oh my gosh. Like, I'm sorry. Maybe because you lied to her. Maybe that's why she's mad. She's more mad about that. But she's like, even if you did hit the car, I would freak out. But it's fine. Anyways, she, so yeah, I'm grounded from my car for a while. How long is a while? Like, a while. Dude, that sucks.
So today would have been the first day I would have drove by myself to the podcast, but clearly... Yeah, last week when she pulled up the day before her birthday, she was like, today's the last day I'm going to have my mom drive me to the podcast.
Here we are this week. Her mom drove her. I thought it was weird your mom showed up. And then, by the way, all my friends at the thing that we were at were like, oh my gosh, yeah, the first week of driving, I bumped a car or like pulling out of the lot. And then they're like, yeah, I didn't tell my mom for the first day. But then I finally did because she found out. They didn't get grounded. That's better than Cash. I think Cash still had his learner's permit.
and he totaled a car i fell asleep i fell asleep at the wheel yeah with my mom inside so i had to tell her am i allowed to read the text i woke up i was like mom you see that yeah clearly she wasn't doing very good what was she doing she saw me she was like i was like man i'm getting sleepy and she was like oh cash i can drive i was like no i got it i'm with the learner's
And then we're at a stoplight, and it's stop-and-go traffic at this stoplight. And then I go, and I didn't stop. You shouldn't have gone. And I fell asleep in between the go and the stop. And then I just went, and we hit the front. And I woke up, and I was like, you see that? Or...
So this is what the lady said. I was like, we don't got to give the authorities a ball. The lady said, good morning. The lady said, good morning, period. Please call me regarding my car you hit last night. We need this fixed as soon as possible, Harper, with a period. Why is she being so rude? You're obviously 16. What the? Let me keep reading. Well, she might not know she's 16. Okay, that...
And then I said, she said, you need to respond, period. This is a hit and run, period. I don't want to have to get the authority involved, period. Okay, it's not a hit and run if you leave your number. I literally left a note. Yeah, actually, the cop showed up at my door and I said, I left a note. He was like, well, I guess it's not a hit and run. And then I said, hello, this is Harper. Sorry I just saw this. I believe you have contacted my parents. And
and we will all get it solved out i just got my license the day i hit your car and i know that's not an excuse but i just want to let you know i'm a very new driver i'm not used to getting out of tight parking lot spaces or anything so this was one of my first times i'm so sorry this happened especially to your car if you need anything please contact my mom gave her her number thank you and i'm so sorry she said i'm very i'm very glad you left a note that was very reasonable i know it was an accident period we will get with your dad once we know how much it will cost
Well, that was, dude, imagine it was like, I'm in the middle of getting a new truck. Imagine she hit my new truck. She leaves me her number. And I'm like, what?
And then I said, I said, thank you, miss period. Or I said, thank you, miss without a period. She read it yesterday and I just want to call her and just hand her the money and just be done with it. And have my car back. I know she got ahold of you, but you know, when you like hit somebody's car, you have to like go through insurance unless you like want it. No, you don't have, you don't have to, but like, since you have insurance, your parents will want you to.
Well, no, my parents were like, we're not going to go through insurance because that's going to get my car insurance. It's probably only going to cost you. Oh, yeah, yeah.
Well, Kate backed into a car, left a note, then they were like, ah, don't worry about it, that was their junk car anyway. Well, yeah, did y'all freaking get, did you get grounded? Well, no, listen, listen to how much Kate has got off. She backed into a car when she was like 16, and they were like, don't worry, it's a beater car anyway. It was, no, it was a totaled car, the car couldn't drive anymore. Yeah, so they didn't make her pay anything. Then she backs into a car. How did you hit a car that was totaled? I was in a neighborhood, their car was like parked on the street. It wasn't totaled, it just wasn't in use.
And then she backs into a car out of our neighborhood here. They don't make her pay for it. Our neighbor didn't. No. Then we're at the bank and she opens the door and hits our banker's car. He doesn't make her pay for it. I offered. Why did you make me pay for it? I've offered every single time to pay for all of the damages. But the people that I have just happened to hit their cars have all been way too nice to me. Should I? Just text her. Hey, we're on the podcast. What? Sorry. Yes, ma'am. Is her car getting
They're towing her car. No, but just to let you know, Kay also hit a car with three cars when she was 16. Well, no, one was like this week. Yeah, one was this week. Bye, love you. Okay, to be
The wind that day that my car hit our... It wasn't the same day. It was crazy. We did the same thing that day. I hit a car the same day. The same day. Kinsey opened her car door and it flew and it hit the car next to her because the wind was like literally... Well, the banker actually, it was like the most tiny, tiny, tiny thing that I think came from the door. So... I offered... I would have paid for it though. It was like, I mean, a tiny thing. Not Kinsey's. It was like a big... In the door. Really? Yeah. And I knew a note would blow away so we put painter's tape on their car and wrote... Oh, wait. Yeah. Did they ever call you? Never called. Yeah.
Tape flew away. No, there's no way it flew away. No, there's no way the tape flew away. But they never called or anything. Really? So, got off lucky, man. Never called. Was it a nice car? I got a feeling. Listen, I put it on, and I got a feeling they thought somebody just put tape on their car or something. Because it was going to be dark when they got out of the movie theater. And they were just like, I'll just tape it on my car. And they're probably like, someone hit my car. I don't think anyone's ever hit my car and left a note on it. I had somebody hit my car and run.
what you didn't you remember that no yeah i was at a restaurant and i come out and there's a note on my car and i'm like what the which car was this my challenger and i and i'm like what the and i pull it off and they're like somebody hit the back right bumper of your car um back right bumper of your car here's their license plate number they they drove off no way and i was like i was like what
I go back there and my bumper's like kind of like crooked, like kind of like messed up. I'm like, no shot. So we call the police and the police are like, yeah, we'll see if we can get video footage from like the restaurant. Yeah. We'll see if we can get video footage from the restaurant and stuff. No, within like, I'm not even kidding. Like three hours they call me back. They're like, yeah, we ran the license plate, all this stuff. Uh, went to the guy's house and they measured like his car and the red paint marks that were on his front bumper. And then they measured my car and they were like,
yeah, it looks like he hit your car. No way. Within like three hours. And they like knocked on it. It was the same kind of thing. He was like, it was like some dad answered the door. It was like, his son was like, oh, I'm sorry. I didn't even think I hit it. It was like, oh, you really hit it. Dude, why are these kids hitting and running? I don't understand. I don't know. I literally left them out. They get scared. I think they think that running away
He said he got out and looked at the car and didn't see any damage, so he didn't leave it. Dude, honestly, crazy. I was like, what do you mean he didn't see any damage? My bumper's half off. A crazy clutch from the bystander who wrote that. That's wild. Honestly, that's what the bystander in my situation was trying to do. Yeah, that's what happened to yours, too. No, and that was the right thing, honestly. If I saw someone hit someone's car and drive away, I'd probably leave a note on the person whose car got hit. Yeah, Kate hit it, and then the girl we were picking up, she's like, oh, don't worry, that car hasn't moved in like a year. And we were late for the movie. We were like, all right, well, we'll write a note on it when we get back.
And so it looks like a hit and run but then when we got back we wrote a note and left it But that person that thought we hit and ran wrote a note and turned it into the cops. Y'all want to know my scary? I was driving for like 15 hours. I'm in the middle of like Utah or something and it's like you 2:00 a.m. I'm just driving cruise control on all of a sudden boom Like out of nowhere. I hit a deer. I
I do remember that. Almost went through the windshield and everything. And I was like, and airbags go off and the car's just like smoking. It's like beep, beep, beep, beep. And like, I'm like literally like trying to keep awake. And all of a sudden I'm fighting for my life on the highway. I do remember that. Terrifying. I remember you called us in the middle of the night and you're like, I just hit a, you literally like in the middle of nowhere. I just hit a deer and like my car was going. We were like asleep and I was like, oh, that's crazy. Are you okay? And he was like, yeah. And I was like, okay, bye. And we hung up.
Five minutes later, I'm like half asleep. And then my brain starts to like come to normalness. And I was like, wait, is he okay? And then I like, I remember that too. We were like, all right, yeah, bye now. Going back to bed. I'm talking like cars, like sideways on the highway. But you know what's crazy?
get it i i pull i pull over get to the car to the edge of the road i jump out deer's gone imagine being a deer and hitting running i mean yeah it was literally just like see ya just took off i had a friend in college who a deer came out and didn't run in front of the car like where the car hit the deer the deer hit the car like it hit the side of the car and then ran off and he my friend watched the whole
Getting T-boned by a deer is wild. So he's driving. It's at the college campus, so he's going like 15, 20 miles an hour, okay? The deer just comes out, ransoms into the car, and he watches the deer run off, and he's like, what? So he puts the car apart. He gets a huge dent in the side of the door. Imagine he was at a stoplight. Imagine he's coming at you. Imagine he's coming at you, and you're like, is that thing going to stop? You're sitting at the stoplight. Just...
That's crazy. One time my sister, she was like 16, took us for a drive. We were on like a four or five lane highway and she spun out and we were doing circles in the car, literally just spinning all the way. Going 80 mile an hour. We're like looking, we turn, when you turn around backwards and you see cars at 80 mile an hour going at you, that's how you feel terrified because you're driving this way and all of a sudden you're like, uh oh. You're just getting a 360 view of the highway. What's even worse is you spin
me right around it was raining did they not stop no no but ironically it was raining and ironically about a minute after we spun out we're still like sitting there on like the side of the road and then another car spun out and hit the barrier i'm not gonna lie it's so scary driving yeah it can be but when i backed into our neighbor's car her front bumper was low-key like hanging off
And she was backing out. It was her daughter's car. She was pulling out of her driveway at the same time that I hit her car. So I hit her car. And I was like, frick. And I get out of my car and I go to her car. And I was like, I just backed into your car. And she was like, oh, hi.
- Don't worry about it. And she walks over and she just slaps the bumper back into place. And she's like, look at that, it's great. - Yeah, I wish that's what she would do for me. - Yeah, just repay it real quick. - It did help that it was like her teenage daughter's car. And she was like, my kids have hit plenty of things before. Like, don't worry about it. - Hey, sometimes I get it. Like you're young, you don't know what you're doing. But the worst one was this old guy. This old guy. - Oh, that happened to me? - Yes. - Yes.
He knew exactly what he was doing. This man was like 70 years old. Yeah, 65. That's excused, honestly. No, not 70. He was like 60s. So he wasn't like getting the senior discount yet. He was like almost there. And he hit me in a freaking car wash tunnel. I was just going through my car wash and then I get...
rear-ended, I'm like, what? I forgot to put it in neutral. Yeah, and I was like, what the? And we get out of the car, I'm like not mad or anything, so after we get out, I just park the car, and I'm kind of like waiting for the guy to come park, and he just pulls right out and drives away, I'm like, where you going, bud? And then I get in my car, and I chase him down, and I was like, dude, pull over, man, pull over, and he was like, and then I pull over, and he knew exactly what he did, that's why he pulled over, and he pulled over, and he was like, what? And I was like,
oh uh you know you just hit my car about 60 seconds ago he was like oh it probably didn't do anything i was like well maybe not let's find out and then it didn't he was so mad like cursing at me i was like dude you're the one that hit my car he's like it's the car wash's fault i was like okay well you say it didn't it dented it no it didn't do anything to my car but he just kept blaming it on the car wash i was like come on man
Well, you know, he was frustrated. It didn't do any damage to my car. So my dad, when I told him that story, he did 360 around my car and nothing was wrong with it. And I'm just so sad that I'm grounded from the car, but I understand that I lied. It could be worse. Sometimes when people get like, literally like when you bump someone's car, there have been times where people are like, I want an ambulance because if an ambulance comes out, they get more money out of it. Yeah. You know what I actually found out? I had that happen.
really one of my exes rear-ended somebody and at a stoplight just rear-ended somebody at a stoplight same thing cashed it and they had to have an ambulance come out and all this stuff they were fine oh they had i mean it was like two mile an hour yeah it was like the cars was just dented a little yeah and then they had to have an ambulance come out to assess the damage of her body yeah take take them away because her because because her her back was hurt i was
I was like, come on. I was like, you ever rode Batman at Six Flags? No, the one thing that I found out about being a teenager, and it sounds stupid, but if you tell your parents the truth...
you just get in way less trouble. No, no, way less. I mean, way less. Way, way, way. I don't care if you killed someone. Not only way less trouble, you get to do way more things. Yes. Because I don't know why I never understood that until like literally like a year ago. No, when your parents actually trust you because like, it's like, even if he does go out and he makes a mistake or something happens, he's
He's going to tell me. It's going to be okay. Yeah, you're right. But it's like, oh, he's going to go out and he's going to hide it. And then I'll never even know. Yeah. Yeah. Well, when I'm like 20, I'll tell my mom everything I've ever done. Right. You can't later. That's what we did. Yeah. That's the normal route. If you would have told your mom that you hit the car when you hit the car, she wouldn't have been as mad. Yeah. The thing is, there's like, okay, like I'm not just saying this so my mom can hear it, but there's like nothing else that she knows. She's found out everything through the internet. Yeah.
Through, like, me getting caught with cars bumped. Yeah, she's found out everything, so...
Yeah. So you might as well just tell her. You might as well tell her because you can't hide anything from her. Yeah, I mean, Cash didn't tell my dad. Cash didn't tell my dad something. And it was like, yeah, Alex knows what I'm saying. And then it just made my dad way more suspicious because usually your lie doesn't hold up in court. It doesn't go very well. Court? Well, I just mean like it doesn't hold up when you tell your parents. They like start poking holes in it. And you're like, hey, well, I mean. And so one night, Cash is with Alex. I'll let you tell the story, but.
Okay, fine. I'll tell the story. I think I've told this one. I think you have. Yeah, the Missouri story where I fell asleep at the wheel. Yeah, but did you tell them what you did to dad? The lie? What was the lie? Okay, what? Long story short. You fell asleep at the wheel all the time. I took the car. Mom and dad are out of town. I took the car to Missouri. I live in Oklahoma, by the way. They weren't out of town. He couldn't come to see me, but he went to see some other children. No, no, no. They weren't out of town. I was staying the night at Alex's house. Alex's parents were out of town. I took the car because they thought I was staying the night at Alex's house. See, Missouri's far away from home.
Yeah, it was like a three, four hour drive. I took like a four hour drive. If he was going there, he should have just come here. Yes, Kate, we understand. Yeah.
And I took the car to Missouri for me and my friend to go meet up with some girls. Oh, my gosh. You're so, like, desperate. Yeah. Tell me about it. It's, like, 4 a.m. That's, like, really disgusting. It was disgusting. And anyways, long story short, we drive, like, three or four hours there, three or four hours back. No way. We're, like, 30 minutes away from our house. And they're, like, we got away with it. And I'm just so sleepy, just like. Oh, sleepy. And I fell asleep at the wheel again.
And so, yes. And before I got my license, I thought it was impossible to fall asleep at the wheel. And I did it twice and now I learned. Anyways, I hit the barrier and my dad's like, well, what the frick? Did your friend not wake you up?
Well, I mean, after I fell asleep. After you hit the barrier, they didn't just go fix it. They were like, we'll fix it in the morning. In the morning, we had to go to church. Yeah. So anyways, I was late to church. My dad's like, what the heck? Or I didn't show up. He's like, what the heck? I was like, unfortunately, the car is damaged. And, you know, I told him, I was like,
I made up some lie. I said I hit it by pulling out of McDonald's. I was like, me, Alex, and my friend was at McDonald's and we hit the curb. Yeah. And then my dad was like,
No. No, you didn't even come to dinner. He was interrogating me. Yes, and then he was asking Mav questions, Alex questions. He was interrogating everyone. Individually, not in a group, which is terrifying. That's a worst case scenario. And then he finally came to the conclusion on his own. He's like, you were, because it was like a Dodge Challenger. So he was like, you were hot rodding it, weren't you? What does that mean? Like drifting around corners and stuff. Doing donuts or whatever. He's like, and then you damaged it from doing that, didn't you? And I was like,
yeah you caught me but luckily you caught me but here's the problem he was not just asking you he was asking me and alex as well at the same time but all of us when he asked us that question we're like yeah that's what he was doing we're like you got us that was it yeah really that was i was hot rodding it and you know what now that i now i think about it i don't know why i didn't just tell him i fell asleep at the wheel
Either way. Because he would have been like, why were you out driving? No. It could have been in the morning. I could have lied to him about the time of day, anything. Last time I fell asleep at the wheel, it was two o'clock in the afternoon. So I could have just been like, you know what? You made me get up early for church. Obviously, I'm going to crash. Yeah. I could have just been like, oh, I fell asleep at the wheel again. Yeah.
And they would have been like, son, you gotta be more careful. I would have been like, I know, I know. And everything would have been great. I don't know why I didn't just say that. Wait, does he know the real story now? Yes. So once again, if you just tell the freaking truth, it would be way easier. Yeah, but did you even get grounded? Uh...
I got something. You probably didn't get to drive the car for a little bit. I don't know what it was. Yeah, I'm just sad because I just got my license. And I feel like maybe I should just be nice to my mom so I can get my license back. Yeah, probably. Maybe you should be nice to your mom because she's your mom. Yeah. Well, thank you guys so much for watching this episode. Make sure to subscribe because we're trying to hit 3 million followers. See you. Peace out.