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I have a game we can play. Pretend like we're all in school. We're gonna say, like, who everyone is. Harper is definitely the class clown. Yeah! I got a game. Are you smarter than a fifth grader? What's the largest mammal in the world? Mammoth! No. Dinosaur! No! Well, let's go back. Alright, guys, welcome back. We're back here. Laugh Out Loud podcast. We laugh out loud. Don't say that again. Laugh Out Loud. Laugh Out Loud podcast. Lol. Alright, guys. Cash, are you, like, back in school right now? I know. It doesn't...
What's on your shirt? Oh my gosh. That's blood. This is an $80 shirt. That's blood. And now it's a $0 shirt. Oh. What is that? We told you. We told you to stop picking at your skin. Do you think this? Oh, it's blood. Oh.
What'd you think it was? I didn't know what it was. Wait, pull up your sleeve. Yeah, it's definitely blood. Oh my God. Definitely blood. You paused that yourself so I don't even feel bad. I thought it was soy sauce. Have you had soy sauce recently? No. I don't like soy sauce. Do you eat soy sauce in school? When did you eat soy sauce? Bro, do you think they sell soy sauce in school? Wait, then why the heck did you think it was soy sauce? Because it looks like soy sauce. It's black. You just naturally saw a black stain and you were like, soy sauce? Yes, or a marker. I thought you came straight from school. Yeah.
I did. Harper, what'd you do at school today? Study for your biology test? No. What? Okay, so do you want me to run you through my schedule in one minute? Yeah. So first- I mean, it doesn't have to be one minute. You can take your- No, it's going to be a minute. No, it's going to be a minute.
So, starting... Ready, set, go. Wait, wait, at 120. And go. Okay, so first I wake up at 7 o'clock and I'm really, really late and my sister starts yelling at me. So then I get out of bed, I do my makeup and it takes a long time. So then I, after that, I go to school and then I ask for coffee but my sister doesn't want to get coffee so she's yelling at me. And then we get into school, I go to math, I do all that. And then today, what we did in math, my math teacher found out that I filmed a video in math.
And so she got a little mad at me. And let's just say... You're running out of time here. Okay. 30 seconds. Okay, okay. And she's not mad. She was just like disappointed. And she was like, yeah, just don't film in my class while we're doing work. But we weren't doing work. It was like before the bell rang. But it's okay. I love Coach King. Okay. And then after that, I went to bio. 15 seconds. Okay. Okay.
after that, I went to bio and then he asked me to have a one-on-one conversation with him. So I did. And he was like, okay, yeah, your grade is doing well. I'm proud. I'm really proud. So then after that, I went to ULA. I finished my work. I went to cheer and that's all. Yeah. Wait, what was the one-on-one talk about? Yeah. Um, let's just say my grade has been not slipping. Oh, that's good. That's good. So he told you aside to let you.
Oh, guys, we spent 20 minutes trying to... We spent 30 minutes. Look at these mountains. And I know that's not real. That is way too good looking to be real. Harper was really upset that we lost our logo. No, but the thing is, like, I had a 37 in it about, like, two weeks ago. I have a 78 in it now. Let's go. Oh, no. Well, it's okay. Yeah, it's fine. We'll get it back.
Yeah, well, school. School does not sound fun, I'll tell you that. Man, I am so glad. I mean, this is kind of ironic. We're talking about school in this episode. You think you're going to be able to sit in that for an hour? It's actually surprisingly comfortable. Really? I've never sat in one in my life because I dropped out of school and I didn't get it. You can pop your back really good in that. Yeah, you can. Yeah, I would. Really bad, yeah. Let me see. No, you're wrong. That's not how you pop a back. How do you do it? Obviously, you were never in public school. Oh, like this?
Oh. Yeah, because it don't move. Ah. Yeah, you can't do that. See? Yeah. It is pretty solid. That does give me war flashbacks to like middle school. Yeah, no, I was homeschooled and then I dropped out of high school, so I'd never sat in this, like ever. It was such a stupid, I think those desks are such a stupid design and I don't know why they made them. I feel like we should have like beanbags, like at least like. Beanbags? Wait, did y'all school ever do like the yoga balls? Yes. Yes. In kindergarten, or not kindergarten, in third grade.
And I, like, bounced on the bus. I know. So much fun. And we got in trouble for bouncing. She'd be like, stop bouncing on your yoga ball. Like, what is it for? Like, what? To sit there and roll around? Yeah. No. No. I, like, can't the PTA money, like, have a little, like, respect for us? That's not fair. They don't care about the students. They care about, like... I know. They care about themselves and the teachers. And, like, I bet the teacher's lounge is decked out. They got all the yoga balls. They have all of this, like, all the getting machines on one wall. And they got all these snacks.
And they even have a Sonic ice machine. What? They have Sonic? Yeah. Because regular ice wasn't good enough. Oh, like a Sonic ice machine. That's so funny. Sonic ice is next level. But guess how much that is? It's like about $1,000 for one of those big Sonic ice machines. Yep.
So I'm over here like cramping because you're sitting in a funky desk and the teachers have Sonic Ice. That is a little too wild. And they have bouncy balls in their teacher's lounge. Yes, I know. I know the teacher's lounge snack drawer is so good. No, last year when I was in middle school, I walked into the teacher's lounge because I was like getting some copies for my teacher. You were that student? Yeah. Mm-hmm.
No, no, I wouldn't. Wait, I thought kids weren't allowed in the teacher's lounge. I snuck in there. Only if a teacher... I was allowed to. Ooh. You were allowed in the teacher's lounge? Well, if the teacher was like, hey, go get me some copies or something like that. Oh, one time I went to go get my favorite teacher her coffee or something. Oh, really? But that was a flex. So I was not that kid. Well, I mean, I was like 15 then, so it wasn't a flex. You weren't the teacher's pet? No. I was the teacher's rat. Oh.
Oh. I'm not joking. I was the teacher's rat. You tattled on kids? No, no, no, no. What makes you a teacher's rat? More like kids tattled on me. No, but I snuck into the teacher's lounge every morning to get Sonic Ice. And after that, I snuck...
I smell an aroma of donuts as I walked into. I'm kidding. So I smelled donuts and I was like, oh my gosh, where's the donuts? So I stole one. And then the officer, this officer, I don't want to say his name, but he caught me. That cop caught you stealing donuts? Yeah. So he was jealous. Let me tell you. He was like, ow. And I was like, ow. And so I like cried the rest of the day. Aw, did you at least get a donut? No. Aw. He stole it out of my hand. So a cop took your donut? Yes.
Yeah, he stole my donut. That's pretty ironic. That is pretty ironic. Oh, cops love donuts. Did you like your...
Yeah, that's why I was saying that. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. What? You know, cops do love donuts. They do. Did you like your school, like, officers or no? I actually did. I loved the officer that stole my donut because he was really nice. Really? You liked that guy? No, that one day. I would not. I would not like him. I would not have a problem with that. No, no. After that one day, we, like, bonded. And also in fourth grade. Oh, my gosh. This thing. That's so cool.
No, and so one day in fourth grade, I did a ventriloquy show for my school talent show. Can you bring that for the next pod? No. I'd love to see that. What's a ventriloquy? It's like when you talk with the puppet and it's like...
Yeah, we were all closed. Really? Like Rex and Robbie from Victoria's? Yeah. Wow. Yeah, yeah. Robbie was really good at that. Like, I think he just like filmed it. You know that was fake, right? No. You know TV shows aren't real, right? Like Rex. Learn something new every day. Like Rex was, his voice was added in after. No. This can't be. No, because I saw Robbie's mouth moving. No. No, he was like.
Oh, no, no, no. The mouth... Rex's mouth moved, but Robbie was... No, Robbie's mouth moved. I swear. Well, obviously, he's going to fake it for, like... Oh, I guess. No, I never saw that. Well... Matt Bennett, can you confirm? It's on Disney Channel. Oh, yeah. Nickelodeon, get your facts straight. Yeah, not Disney Channel. Nickelodeon. Because Kate's confused. Well... So, let me get this straight. A cop...
Found you eating a donut. And then he confiscated your donut. Yes. And you know good and well he ate the donut. Yes. And you're not mad at him? Because me personally... I wouldn't take that. I wouldn't take that. No, he's really nice. I would not take that violation. I really like him. Yeah, I liked our... Okay, first of all, actually...
lie, I was about to lie straight through my teeth. The cop that worked at our school a couple years later gave me my speeding ticket. Wait, they're real cops? Yeah, they're just like on campus for like protection, but they are like, like they work at our police department. And the kids are getting a fight at school. Yeah, and he also gave your cousin, your cousin his first speeding ticket. Let's go. I never liked that cousin. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I don't even know what cousin you're talking about actually. No.
Harper's like really emotional over that today. How hard is it to stay on the picture? I know. Oh, yes. I mean, I love the mountains, but... Yeah, I mean... All right, since... Oh! Oh.
Oh. The best season yet. What's going on? Harper, just don't look at the TV anymore today. Okay. I'm not gonna lie, I don't notice when it changes because I'm looking that way. I only notice because Harper's having a heart attack over it. No, I get really sad sometimes. Anyway, since we are talking about school stuff and, you know, I'm sitting in a school desk. Yeah. Harper has a very important test tomorrow. Mm-hmm.
biology, right? And it's, yes, and yes, yes. And the thing is, I'm not like that one kid who gets a phone every test I get a good grade on. But this test, if I get a good grade, I am, no. She's like, I'm not the type of kid that gets phones if I get good grades. But this one, if I get a good grade, I get a phone. No, I think she might use her phone for cheating. This is like the biggest, like, test ever. In freshman year? Early of the school year, though, I feel like. No, like, biology. Girl, have you had, like,
You don't. You haven't had finals. I know. Just wait until the end of the semester. I know, I know, I know. But just trust me. This test is either the end of my life or the start of my new life. So...
Makes sense. And if I pass this test, then I get a new phone. Oh, that's so exciting. All right, so I'm going to quiz her for the test. Her mom sent me questions here to ask her. Listen, I personally graduated high school. No, you didn't. He graduated high school. I didn't graduate high school. Yes, you did. Stop saying that. I mean, me and him have about the same education level. Cash got a diploma. I finessed my way through high school. I got a diploma, too, but I probably didn't earn it. Did y'all like cheat on every test, though? No, I actually haven't taken a test since the second grade.
Yeah. I don't know if I should say that. What? Yeah, no, that's true. That's like illegal. The only test I've taken since the second grade is my driving test. Bro, that's so. And he still graduated high school somehow. That's crazy. So out of everyone, I'm going to be the person to read you off your questions. Bro, you don't even know the questions. I do. Your mom sent them to me. Yeah, I know, but you don't even know how to do it. I don't know how to ask a question? Yeah. Okay, fine. Okay, here we go. Just ask them. Just ask them. Ready? Number one.
And this is biology. Let me read the top thingy first. Know how to read a... Oh, boy. ...canon... Oh, boy. ...chart... It's a codon. Okay, chart. And how to base pair DNA to DNA and DNA to RNA. Okay, so here we go. Number one, list the three parts of interphase in order. G1. Okay. How do we know if this is correct? Oh, I got the answers. Oh, okay. Okay, G1, S...
Yeah. G2. Wow, that's actually right. Yeah! And I'm not gonna lie, I don't know what any of those are. Me neither. What the heck is G1? I don't understand that. You don't know what G1 is? That's crazy. What is G1? You don't know what G1 is. Bro! It's one of the interfaces. What the heck is interface? It's a part of interface. What is interface? Okay. Ask Harper. It's part of the cell. Okay, Harper, what's interface? Because this guy's just gonna troll me. Interface is... He's looking right now. No. Interface is where you...
I don't understand studying. Now, can you look it up? What is it? Interface? Let's see. When I was in school, I like tried to study and I was like, I got this. And then the next day I was like, I didn't know any answers. I literally guessed on like all of my tests. You definitely know interface because this next, okay. Number two, what happens to each part of interface or what happens in each part of interface? Growth.
Yeah. Growth of the cell. Okay, yeah. And then, what's S phase again? Oh my gosh. DNA replication? No, that's G2. No, it's DNA replication. How the heck did he know that? He's looking it up. Yeah. No, I'm not. Yes, you are. Let's see your search history. Yeah, go on your phone. Let's see it. Yeah, pull up your search history. He's probably on a private browser. Is he looking up the questions? Nope. He's on chat GBT. Bro, what? What?
No, I haven't looked up anything. Okay, okay. What's after S-DNA replication? It's G2, which is growth. Division. Division. No. Duh. Preparation. Preparation. It's mitosis something. Preparation for mitosis. How do you know this? Because I took biology. No, you didn't. Do you know this? No. How the heck do you know this? Because I took biology and you did not. No, you didn't. Yes, I did. No, you did not. No one remembers this stuff. Yeah, you can't remember this. Yeah, they like hard to remember.
- I'm gonna forget it in a week. - I don't stop learning though. - Okay, Mav, as a cell grows, which increases faster. - Look at him looking at his phone. - Yeah, dude, literally you gotta get off your phone. - He's looking at the home screen. - I'm literally on nothing right now. - Okay. You better not be looking him up. - No, he's got chat GPT. - Okay, I'm gonna ask the question after. Get done, okay, put your phone down. So I can ask you the question. - Phone down, okay. - Question number three. You ready, Mav? - Yes. - Why are you ignoring me? Put your phone down. - Phone down.
As a cell grows, which increases faster? Volume or surface area? Volume. Okay, you just copied her. I got it first. Everyone knows it's volume. Her mom just said it five minutes ago. Last question. What problems are experienced by a cell as it grows larger? Look at him. Cheater, cheater. Her mom just said it the other day. Her mom just said it. It was food and oxygen. No, no, no. Yeah, it's food and oxygen. Wait, it's DNA overload.
I think it's all three. Attaining enough food and oxygen, expelling waste to DNA overload. I had two of the right answers. You had one. Hold on. What the heck is a cell? Oh my gosh. Are you stupid? It's okay. I don't know. He stopped getting an education in the second grade, Harper. No, I actually don't know what a cell is. Like a JUSA?
- A gel cell? - A gel cell? - What is that? A gel cell? - No, I'm just kidding. - A jail cell. - I know cells like something. - Oh, jail cell. - Something to do with biology. - I thought he said, wait, how do you say jail? - Gel cell? - Gel. - Jello. - Gel cell. - Jail. - Jail cell. - Jail. - Not sail. - Jail. - No, he said jail. - He said jail. - No, I'm saying gel. - It's jail.
It's jail. Sometimes I hate being the only person that made it out. Like all y'all. Made it out. All y'all got stuck in school and now we know everything. And I learned from real life experiences and it's jail cell jail jail cell jail is like, like, okay. Did you get put in jail? I put in jail. Jail is like hair gel. Yeah. I got put in jail. Not jail. I guarantee you. If you go to the guys in jail. Oh,
Maybe it is called jail. I told you. I guarantee you they say we're in jail. They don't say we're in jail. No, they say we're in the slammer. That's what they say. Yes. Does anybody in prison say that? Can you confirm? I've never been to prison. The slammer? They're definitely not. Joe's saying no. Joe, have you been to jail? No.
Okay. And Monopoly. Wait, so I see a clipboard. What are those for? Oh, the clipboard? Yeah. I want to finish her questions. Nope. Oh, we did finish. You can't finish studying. She got 100 out of 100 getting her new phone. Yeah, so you actually weren't supposed to ask about the clipboards until next episode.
Really? Yeah, no one was supposed to see those. I thought I hid those. Are they not hidden? I don't see them. You don't see them? I don't see them either. Okay, thanks guys. Sorry, in the blink of an eye. That's a game I have planned for next episode. Oh, wow. Not this episode. Don't come back to the next episode. So just pretend like you did not see them. Yeah, we could just bleep that out, right? No, we never do that. We're always like, cut that.
But it never gets cut. You never cut it? No, nothing ever gets cut. I'm like, oh, we gotta cut this. It doesn't get cut. I'm like, we gotta bleep this. It doesn't get bleeped. No, no, no, no. It's not getting cut. Oh, really? Yeah. Nope. Unless you say something...
Really bad. I mean, I don't know what you could say that was that bad. Oh my gosh, if Harper said something really bad, that would just cause so much headache. And then I have to actually go through the episode. I was actually having fun with the questions. Yeah. Oh my gosh, well that's one more question. Yeah, because you had chat GBT. Oh my gosh. Last question. I was pretty bored about it. No getting on your phone. How is a DNA cell... Oh my... Sorry, how is a... What is with your speech? Listen. How is the DNA of a cell affected by cell growth? Overload.
Bro, DNA overload. I was going to say that. How do you know this? He said overload. Because I took basic biology. Her mom was just pressing her right before we started the episode. Listen, I pretty much dropped out. Do one more. One more. One more? Yeah, because obviously he saw that. What are the two main stages of cell division? Mytosis and crytosis? Crytosis? Crytosis? I can't remember. Uh-huh.
C-Y-T-R. One more, one more. Just one more. Oh my gosh. I'm like begging. List the four phases of mitosis in order. Oh, prophase? Overload? No. No. Okay, so prophase? Yep. Interphase? Nope. Okay, prophase? Yep. Are you smarter than a fifth grader? It starts with an E the next one, right? Nope. What's the next one start with? M. Oh, PMAT, I remember. Nope.
No, no, no, no. That was an analogy. So, prophase, mitosis, anaphase. Yeah. Metaphase? Look at her stressing. Yeah. Like, weird pudding girl. Yeah, wow. That's actually crazy you know that. I am a good student, Mr. Bucsa.
Yeah, busca. But will you remember that when you're 22 like me? Yeah, and if you don't remember it tomorrow, no phone for you. But that's okay, Harper, because we don't remember it either. Well, some of us do. Nope. I'll ask you those questions again tomorrow, Maverick, and you won't remember. Yes, I will. Okay, I'm going to tell them how you know the questions. I send them the answers. Yeah, I have all the answers. Okay.
He texted me and he said, he said, text me the answers. Oh, you're like a little cheater. You think I know that? That's crazy. he didn't know none of that. Well, my dad still knows everything. It didn't matter that I knew the answers or not. Kate still didn't believe me. Yeah, Kate was still like, no, something's fishy. No, like,
The thing is, my dad knows everything, and he's 40. Dude, I'm still getting- You think he knows those biology answers? I doubt it. No, he does. He does? He does? Yeah. He's an engineer, right? Yes. Yeah, so he may. I believe it. Engineer, low-key, are pretty smart. My dad's like the smartest person in the world. I believe it. More than Einstein. Really? I'm not joking. Did you know Einstein had dyslexia? Yeah. I do too. Yeah.
No, I didn't. But there was this picture of Albert Einstein in my school that I had to walk by every day, and he looked crazy. Musty. Bro, Einstein was a little musty. Einstein was some. Albert Einstein, we apologize. Guys, I'm still getting Chase Apple Pig charges. Okay, what is going on? I promise I'm not.
This is his third Apple charge in like 30 minutes. What's your Apple Pay password? For research purposes. Just for educational purposes. Dude, this is the third charge. And I don't know if y'all can tell, but no one here is using my Apple Pay. Wait, how much are the charges? Like $20. You know what? I got a game I want to play real quick. Oh. Let me guess. Are you smarter than a fifth grader? No. I want to see if you guys versus Harper. Are you just making this up? She's not a fifth grader.
Okay, are you smarter than a 9th grader? Are you smarter than a grader? How about let's do smarter than an 8th grader? Are you smarter than an 8th grader? Those sound like hard questions. Yeah, 8th grade is low-key hard. I'm not down for 8th grade. I'm down for 5th grade. Alright, here we go. I'm so nervous. My brain is young.
Are we old? My brain is young and developed, right? Are we old, too? My brain is so developed. Here we go. All right, are you smarter than a fifth grader, right? I'm so nervous. Guys, I'm like getting shaky. Wait, is it fifth grader? Yes. Okay, let's go. I'm going to ace these. I'm going to ace this all. If the U.S. president and vice president can no longer serve, who becomes president? I said, and.
You didn't even let me finish the question. Wait, I know this. The vice president. Secretary of state. No. The vice president. Oh my gosh. Biden. What? What? No. I said if the president and the vice president can no longer serve, who becomes president? Something of... Of state. No. I think he knows it. I know this. It's something...
of defense. What? Fifth grader knows this. No, it's the top general. I don't know. Alright, everyone give up. Speaker of the house. Who knows that? Who the heck would have guessed that? I think it was
the next one I was going to guess actually. I was going to guess that. Which planet is known as the red planet? Mars. Bingo. Bingo. That's one point for Kate. First to five. No. Okay, first to three. Okay. All right. No, first to five. First to five. First to five. I need time to come back. What's the largest mammal in the world? Oh.
Mammoth. No. Dinosaur. Blue whale. Blue whale. Yes, blue whale. Blue whale is correct. Blue whale is correct. That's a lie. It's definitely dinosaur. I thought it was a mammoth. Y'all see how big dinosaurs are? Y'all see Manny the mammoth? Those are reptiles, I'm pretty sure. You see how big dinosaur footsteps are? Anybody ever seen a whale footstep? I guess those are mammals. Wait, are we talking about animals? Have you ever seen a whale in life? I don't know. That was just the answer. All right, next one. One, one. Ready? Zero, unfortunately for me. Wait, are we yelling too much? Okay. All right. What is the capital of France? France.
- It's Italy. - Paris! - Italy's a country. - Wait, was it Paris? - Yeah, it's Paris. - I got a purse! - Oh my gosh, no, I totally got that purse. - I got that purse. - I literally thought everyone was gonna laugh at me. I was so prepared for that not to be even in the right country. - I got it! - She said a country, she said Italy. - Yeah, I was so prepared for that to be on the entire other side of the world. One, one, one. - Since you're so proud. - Let's go. - Oh my gosh, wait, we're tied? - If y'all don't believe me, run that back and see who said it first. - It was me. - I definitely said it first. - This one's gonna be quick. - Wait, wait, wait.
I'm so nervous. Wait, wait. Run it back and comment who got it first in the comments. I think it was you. What is the capital of France? Italy. I think it was you. No one's arguing that. She is. Comment it. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Here we go. Ready? This one's going to be fast. In which body part can you find the femur? I think you beat you. Let's go. Oh my gosh, the dropout's going to beat both of you. This is great. I told you, man. It was the pelvis. What? I swear. Okay. Okay.
I'm only 14. This one's going to be fast. Keep going. We're going to put that on a t-shirt. I'm only 14. What happens when you turn 15? Are you going to keep saying that? I'm only 15. That's not the same. Okay. Matt, you should say it sometime. I'm only 22. Ready? This one's going to be fast. Who wrote Romeo and Juliet? Shakespeare. That's it. No. 2-2-1. Okay. I feel like I'm losing. Listen, brother. I believe in you.
All right. Nobody believes in me. Okay. Okay. I'm so nervous. What? I'm picking questions for you because I know you need help. That's so shady. He needs help. No, he doesn't. Y'all are definitely smarter than him. We all know this show. Whoa, whoa. All right.
What is the main language spoken in Brazil? Spanish. Portuguese. Yes, sir. Let's go. Let's go. I knew you'd know that. Shout out my best friend, Michael Maya. I only know that because of him because I always say- Yes, sir. I always say- That is so shady. No. Hey, it's biology, man. Anybody can know that. We always say it. Two, three, one. Yeah, because it's definitely biology. One, two, three. Listen. Wait, you can't target cash like that no more. Hey, that's not target. Everybody knows Brazil. Okay. No one knows Brazil. Everybody knows Brazil.
You know, because I would always ask him, or he would always be speaking to his mom, and I'd be like, dude, I just can't believe you can speak another language like Brazilian. And he's like, it's not Brazilian, it's Portuguese. So, that's how I know that. Bro. Real life experiences, like I told you guys. Alright, Cash. Drop out, kids. No, I'm kidding, don't do that. Ready? Yeah.
Who was the first president of the United States? George Washington. Yes, that was correct. I think she said it. George Washington, really? You know he's on the $1 bill? That's why he's on the $1 bill. Wow. Abe Lincoln's probably number five, right? No. Yes, he is the fifth. Does his top hat fit on the $5 bill picture? I think so. I don't think he's wearing the hat in the picture. Do you guys remember that though? He's just got the little swirly hair. He wore like a huge top hat.
Anyways. Wait, wait, wait. Is it 2-2-2? Yeah. No, 2-2-3. Wait, what's the score? Oh, I'm three? Yes. Let's go. Or are you four? I'm winning. Oh, yeah, you're three. Wait, what am I? You're two. Am I losing? Yeah, it's tied for losers and then there's obviously me. All right. Which state is known as the sunshine state? California. Florida. Alabama. Florida. Go. Let's go. Four points. I knew you'd get that. Let's go. All right. It's just this one. You're targeting. No? No.
Everybody knows Florida. Mav, can you not help cash out? Please, on the game point. Okay.
He won't get this one. What? Sorry. That means I gotta get it. Yeah, I would love for you to get this. I'd be so proud of you, dude. Just say it. I'd be so proud as your brother. All right, ready? I'm gonna make him proud. I'm gonna make him proud. What gas do plants absorb from the atmosphere? Photosynthesis. What? No, that's the process of them growing. No. Gasoline? That's the only gas I know. Wait, bio... No. Y'all really don't know? Gas is a gasoline? Wait, wait, wait. It's oxygen. Carbon. Carbon.
- Carbon dioxide is the correct answer. - Shut the fuck up! - This is so great! - Are you proud? - I'm so proud. - Yo, I won! - You won by flying colors too. - With actually three. - First of all, it's carbon. - Calm down ladies, calm down ladies, listen.
My points beat both of y'all's points put together. Y'all, I can't believe y'all got beat by Cash. That's actually embarrassing. We have somebody that actually, you actually finished high school. She's only 14. You actually finished high school and you're in high school and I never went. Oh. You went for like one year, right? I never went. Oh. Yeah. I'm so sad. Feels good to be me. Gosh, dude. What a killer. Ask one more. Ask one more. Come on. They're so fun, aren't they? I am on a roll. Whoever gets this
gets this question right is the winner of everything. No, no. I don't think so. Okay. Give a hard one. A hard one? Yes. Not like that easy one. I don't think Cash will get this. You said that last time. No, no. You could get this. You didn't give that one until Harper said the answer. I'm getting this. I'm getting this. What is the smallest prime number? Two? What the heck is a prime number? Zero. What the heck is a prime number? You should have said even. It's a prime number. Even and odd? No. What the heck is prime? No.
Prime is when only... Prime is our sponsor. No, it's not. No, it's not. All right. It's not our sponsor. They don't pay us. Do y'all want to keep going? I feel like we should quit the game. How much are... What are we at? We should probably quit the game.
What's our time? No, do one more. Do one more. It went off. It was at 20 something minutes ago. Yeah, our time's off. Wait, wait. Do another one. You guys are having too much fun. I like this. Okay, okay. They're going to get harder because I did all the easy ones. Who painted the Mona Lisa? Oh, Mona Lisa. Wait, no. What? Leonardo da Vinci. Yes. Leonardo DiCaprio. No, not DiCaprio. Da Vinci. Yes. Because I'm good. Oh, no. Wait, is Leonardo DiCaprio
What is the longest river in the world? Utah. Mississippi. The Red River. Mississippi River. No. Tennessee. Tennessee. In the world, guys. Oh, the Egypt River. It's so good. No. Yes. Oh, my gosh. I'm a legend. She said the Egypt River. Oh, my gosh. Because denial is a river in Egypt. Denial ain't just a river in Egypt. It's also the right answer. Let's go. Get that foot out of my face.
I think you're so good. I'm so mad. I think you're a genius. I think they're just in denial. Not funny. I'm so mad. I literally said the river. You didn't say denial, but I... Yeah, you say Egypt River, and then, you know, and then things start clicking in my head, and then, what do you know? I'm right. What are you doing? Are you punishing yourself? No, it's making my head in the better spot that it already is in. What? She's so smart. Hey, Harper, what would you classify... Wait.
Wait, I have a game we can play. Yeah? I feel like I've played enough games. Listen, I got a game. Ready? Let's go. We're going to go, like, pretend like we're all in school. Okay. We are. See? We're going to say, like, who everyone is. Okay. You know what I mean? Like, the bully. Oh, yeah. The class clown. Yeah. The blah, blah. This is not a game. All right. Kate, go first. The bully. What the heck? Yeah, sorry. What? You're the bully? No, he's the bully. Oh. I ought to give you a wedgie for that one.
He definitely wanted to be the class clown. You're the popular girl. What the? Like, on the chair. No, you're the popular girl. Okay, this isn't a contest. Guys, come on. Oh, are we saying... I can't say anything negative. What am I? I doubt. Like, what am I supposed to say? You're the kid who doesn't shower? Like... I like that one. All right, get that one. Get that one. That was funny, Kate. We might keep you on. Oh. Anyway. You might actually get to stay on the podcast. Oh!
Okay. Come on, give him one. I'm trying to think, but y'all are distracting me. You were so quick to call me a bully. Give him one. Wait, George Romanoff.
is right there on that $100 bill, but it's... You're so right. Anyways, Maverick is definitely the teacher's pet. He's like, hey... Yeah, oh my gosh, that is such a good answer. Mrs. Garcia, you need me to go get you some more coffee from the teacher's lounge? I am, I am. I can't help it. I just like, when there's an authority figure, like I just want to like... Yo, stop touching the microphone. I'm sorry, dude. Chill. You're fake adjusting it. You're fake adjusting it. It doesn't even need adjusted. You're just like... Your turn. Your turn. He's faking it. Oh, wait, name yourself. What are you? Oh,
I'm the quiet cutie who sits in the back of the class. No, you're the one who's popular now. Okay, Matt, you go. I don't like this game. This game... No, name everyone. Go. Name everyone? Um... Okay. You can't think of one for anyone? Nope. Y'all just all look like kids in class. Hurry up! Uh, just... Okay. Um... Kate would probably be, like, the softball player. Ooh. Yeah. I wonder where you got that. Yeah. That's not... It just kind of fits our vibe, you know? Um...
Harper is definitely the classic clown. Definitely. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. She's definitely in trouble all the time. All right. And then Cash. Oh.
Oh, what could you be? Maybe the smartest one? I don't know. I don't know about that. I'm thinking, I'm thinking, like, the most attractive? I don't know. Oh, no. Cash is gonna be, like, biggest flirt in high school for sure. What? Does that even mean? I think that means attractive one. So, I'm the attractive one. Great. I wouldn't say the guys that flirted are most attractive. It's a reason to be flirting. Because they can't get a girl. I'll go. I'll go. Alright, go. So, Matt is a teacher's pet. I'm...
I already got that. You can't give me that. No, I'm giving you that. Okay, no. That's spot on. No, Maverick is also the kid that like... No, don't say it. I'm going to ask for my answer. You're the one who's like obsessed with not showering. No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm thinking, I'm thinking, I'm thinking. It can be something nice, by the way. Kate is a popular girl. Cash is definitely...
Maybe the attractive one, I guess? No. You're definitely the class clown. Okay. Voted most likely to fail college, definitely. Or a high school dropout. And then, I'm joking. And then, what's it called? You're the... It can be something nice. No. Well, it could be something nice. You're the snitch. Oh, my gosh. I would not be the snitch. All right, my turn. Okay. Um...
Teacher Pet is also a snitch. Yeah, she is right there. You are... I'm so nervous. It's going to be something mean. No. What was yours for her? The popular girl. What was yours? Can I change mine? Yeah, sure. Voted most likely to lose weight. It's not funny. It's pretty funny. I haven't even seen it happen.
Oh my gosh. I was just like, what? Voted most likely to lose weight? We weren't even talking about voting. We were just talking about who we'd be. What? Were you trying to say that most needs to lose weight? Yeah, that's what he was saying. That's so bad. She's a softball player. Yeah, never mind. I'm not going to say it.
She's supposed to have meat on her bones if she's a softball player. Did your head go there too? Did you ever see shit? She just said you're supposed to have meat on your bones if you're a softball player. She just said you got too much meat on your bones. I was like skinny skinny in high school. Is Kate built like a Cheeto eater?
Yes. Oh, that's something she'd say now. Most definitely. Harper, you should have seen me when I was like 15. I was like, I was little. Dude, this is a pile of bones. I literally, I was like. Like, littler than me. Okay, I'm gonna go. Maverick is the. I have like fat legs. SoundCloud rapper. What? Oh, absolutely not. SoundCloud rapper. Odd. Harper is the annoying one. And you are the.
Don't look at me like that. Huh. I don't know. Kate's always hard when we play these games. Am I just that, like, unnoticeable? I feel like I'm going to cry. What? Me too. Yeah. You can do that. You can be the pretty one. Thanks. There you go. And I... Wait, did y'all name yourselves? No. No. Oh, name yourself. Oh. Oh, I did. Voted most likely to succeed. Oh, yeah. Voted most likely to be a famous singer. Oh. Um... What? What?
What the heck is that face? Nothing. I am voting most likely to... Yeah. Drop out. Yeah. Yeah, there you go. Most likely to drop out. Unfortunately. It's hard being most likely voted to succeed and drag your brother along with you. It's really hard. Maverick also gives the vibes of like, you guys know, you guys weren't in public school, but like, you know how like when you're
when there's like a 20-something year old... Careful what you say here. There's like a 20-something year old teacher and she's like 24 and she like flirts with her students. Flirts with all the guys. I have one right now. You're the guy that the 24-year old teacher flirts with. I can't lie. Like, Maverick, oh my gosh. No, I'm serious. Sit down, Maverick. Sit down. No, I said sit down. Sit down.
And then when another student walks up, she's like, go sit down. No, I'm not dealing with you today. No, that's what happens with my, I'm not going to say it, but one of my teachers, and she had this- Is she old, though? Or is she in her 20s? She's two years old. Not two, but she's literally 30-something. Yeah. And she's very young. And she's like, okay, I'm not going to say his name. Like, George, sit down. And then she's like, Harper! I know, they flip a switch when it comes to every other student. It's so rude. But they flirt with the athletes. I don't know why, but I-
Older women have always liked me. Oh, that's not what we were talking about. I'm just saying. We would go on tour and moms always did. That's because you were the one that was over-aged. He was a child. Don't touch my microphone like that. He was 15. The little daughter would have a Team Cash shirt on and then we'd look over and the mom would have a Team Mav shirt on. We're like, what? What's going on there? Yeah, yeah. Well, he was 19. It happened a lot. He was barely legal. It felt weird at 19. Yeah, the numbers on him.
I'm 19. I feel... It'd be a little strange if I had, like, grown men with, like, Team Kate shirts on. Like, I was kind of proud. Not gonna lie. I was kind of proud. But, yeah, a lot of moms and older women have always followed me and... Shut up. Even now. I've never seen...
- I've never seen someone try to humbly blast. - I'm not trying to brag. - Can I see your analytics? - He's like, it's true, but like. - Your analytics, is it like more female than most male? - You wanna see my text with an older woman that's been texting me? - No, don't read those on the podcast. - No, I was gonna let her read it. No, should I not let her read it? - No. - It got weird. - Stop touching the microphone. - I thought she was just like my friend. - I wanna see it, I wanna see it. - Okay, don't read it out loud, but you just tell me what this means.
Wait, is she going to see this now? You just tell me what this means. I'm scared. I'm scared. Harper, keep in mind, this is a mom of like three. Okay. Don't read it out loud. She climbed a tree. Yeah. And now you know. Oh. She's on to him. Yeah. She's on to me. Wait, what does it say? Oh my gosh. No, don't. Oh my gosh. That's.
Yeah, yeah. That's not good. I genuinely like, I thought we were just friends. I'm very confused. Does she dance too? I'm not going to tell you anything because I don't want this getting out, but yeah. That's not good. That's terrible. That's so bad. Is Ashley wild? A mom of like three? Yeah, she's looking for her. Maybe five or six. Maybe seven. I don't really know. Is she divorced?
I don't know much about her, but yeah. Matt's about to be a dad of children. No, I'm not. I thought we were just friends. And then all of a sudden, I was like, that's what they all say, Matt. She definitely took like 20 minutes on that text. What do you mean by that text? I'm confused. And you just didn't answer, I saw. Yeah, I just didn't answer. What are you replying about? You might as well at least send eight ball pool back.
Joe, you have to read it. It's bad. Show Joe after. No, they can get Joe's face reaction too. It's just crazy. Come on, just sit down for a second. Yeah, sit down. Joe's joining us. Tell me that's not crazy. Is it crazy, Joe? Oh, his face. It's just like a strange thing to say to someone. It's so strange. It's not like inappropriate or anything. Yeah, it's not inappropriate. It's just like, what do you mean? If you're trying to flirt, you're not doing that. That's for sure. Like, do you have a crush?
That doesn't even get flirty vibes. Dude, I don't know what it is. That gives like, don't ever come near me again. Dude, like one of my friends was like, maybe she's trying to be like motherly and like. Well, she is a mother. Nice. Like try to like treat you like her child or something. You're 22. I was like, I don't think so. Guys, Cash is defining gravity. Cash, you're going to fall. Defining or defying? Defying. Defying.
I'm doing something with gravity. Wait, did y'all ever do that in school with these things? No. We got yelled at if our chair came off the ground. Keep in mind that the floor was like tile. You ever lean back in them? Yes, I do. Speaking of school.
I think we're about to be dismissed because we got stuff to do. Yeah, we do gotta be dismissed. I'll dismiss the class. No, I'll dismiss the class. Dismiss. I'll dismiss the class. So if Belle does not dismiss you, I do. But like, what? Yeah, that's actually such a fat lie because why the freak do they put Belles in schools if the teachers are gonna get mad when you try to leave? Okay, okay. It makes me so mad. This is a sore subject. All right. Come down, come down. Hey, hey, hey. We did not mean to bring up the Belle, okay? Yeah. Because then
teacher is mad that you're not in school no more. Calm down. I know I'm having war. The bell can't hurt you. It's okay. You're in a safe place. The bell's not coming back for you. Mine. Mine. Anyways. Hold on. What are you? Can we wrap this up? Hold on. One second. We are. Everybody stand by. We are processing what Cash is saying. It is taking a long time.
The bell's going off. That's not a bell. That's not a school bell. That's literally the... All right, well, guys, that's the end of the episode. All right, the bell has went off, so that is the end of the episode. Maybe we don't watch the clip at the end to enter the contest. Yeah, enter our contest.
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