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Let's all go around the room and everybody has to say their biggest icks about each other. Biggest icks about Harper? Probably... Bro, she got red hair! How you thinking about this? Shut up! Mom, Dad, I humbly suggest you save some money and shop Amazon for back to school. It's for my growth, meaning my body's growing at an alarming rate. And clothes you buy me this year will be very small very soon.
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No, don't cannibal.
Actually, don't cannibal. Don't cannibal. Matt, don't cannibal. Fine, fine, cannibal. Oh, I'm so scared. Run, Kate, run. Oh, no. I feel like we should cover things up. What are we doing? Let me jump. Guys, cover those cords behind the TV. I'm going to knock so many things over. Not off the TV, the cords behind it. We're good, we're good. Come on, let's take it too long. Let me jump. No, you're going to get everything wet. Hold on, guys. It's fine.
Wait! 3! Wait! 2! 1! No! No! Actually, hold up! No! Oh! Gosh! Yo! It's kind of cold. I'm not stepping on all this. Yo! Bro! Okay. I don't like it, guys. Guys, I don't like it. I don't know how long I can do this. Gosh! Yo, Harper's Microsoft. Harper's Microsoft.
It's very cold. I don't see the point in this. I think I should just get out now. I think I should just get out now. That was crazy. I'm not gonna lie. That was... No, no, no, no. Put it in the bag. I'm not doing it. No, I'm getting out. I'm getting out. No, no, get in. Get in. What are you doing? Bro, get in. I'm freezing. Get in. Get in. You're dripping everywhere. Bro, get in. I can't. I can't get in there. Matt, seriously, you're dripping everywhere. I'm not getting in. At least stand in. I don't want to stand in here. No. It's cold. No, get in, bro. Matt, stop. You're gonna bust it.
Dude you're so stupid bro. You're gonna bust the containers can go everywhere Get in the water I just said in there no Get in
Okay, you cannot get in there. You can't get in there. You don't understand how cold it is. Guys, Mav, can we go? They put twice the ice in there. I mean, who was in there? It's freezing now. No, Mav, I was freezing when I was in there. No, you literally said it was not cold at all. Mav, I was trolling you. Go. Dude, I can't. I can't do it. Mav, get in, bro. Yeah, I'm aware of that.
Yeah, everything's falling apart guys the whole set is falling apart everything is Alex freaking out Hey, we're fine guys, we're fine. So because I was stupid cannonball feel in the box so for real I feel pretty good right here My check my check we good I
Yeah. I feel very comfortable right here. And I think from certain angles, it looks like I'm in. No. For real, get in. There's like some pool towels on the show. All right. I'm not going to get in. Get in. Okay, okay. I'll get in. Okay. When I'm ready. Okay, get in. Yo, you know what's funny? That wasn't for nothing. You know what's funny? I can get in without complaining. I've absolutely just demolished our set. I'd love to see you get in, Harper. Without complaining. Can we have Harper get in? Am I the only one that can get in this thing? I can. I sent him.
an hour yeah listen an hour last time we did ice baths you didn't get in sometimes it just hits you different we shot two episodes today the episode before this i had to sit in the ice bath yeah but it wasn't as cold and he literally said bro no he got into normal water and then we added ice so it slowly got cold at the same time it was melting this time it was already freezing we added four more bags of ice dude stop being a baby and get in i'm not being so frustrating i don't want to talk about this anymore let's move on
I don't mean to say anything, but I am literally panicking right now. I'll do it for the cloud. What? Jump in, Art. Cannonball. Can I jump in? I don't care. Oh, no. Yeah, yeah, sure. Get in. Matt, do you not learn your lesson? It's obviously going to fall over. No, take my spot. Guys, cover her, please.
- Wait, is she getting in that? - In her socks? - Not in the socks! - You did it in the socks? - A little girl is gonna show Mav up. I'm so excited. Look at that! Look at that! - Look at her, look at her! - Oh! - I'm so sorry! - Oh my goodness! - Are you okay? - No guys. - Hey! Mav, you are-- - Is it cold? - Everybody just goes to show. - Yeah, it's not cold at all. Get your feet in there.
- She's got her socks on. - Yeah, that's keeping her warm. - Look at how much of a baby Maverick is. - Yeah, yeah. - He couldn't sit in that thing for 30 seconds. - Hey, but she can stay in here the whole episode. - Look at Harper's face. - Stone cold, Steve Austin. - No, no, she's freaking out. I can see it inside her face. Is she not freaking out inside her face? - Let me chill for a minute. - She just needs to focus.
Yeah, there's no shot. See, I'm so glad. Don't move. It gets worse if you move. Might as well. All we're going to do is do the ice bath. If you don't move, it'll warm up the water around you and you'll have a thin layer that's warmer. Wow. I'm so proud of myself that I sat in there for an hour. Yeah, but it was as cold. That's the thing. Thank you.
Yeah. We put four bags in. No, they put four bags in mine. No. No, we didn't open them. They weren't even sitting next to you. Maverick, there was four bags of ice in mine. There was two in yours. No, there was two in yours. Don't listen to the guys. Cash, cash. Mine was colder. What if I die? There was two bags in yours. You guys didn't even sit in my ice bath. How can you say it wasn't cold? Cash, I'm saying there was two bags in yours, and then we just dropped two bags in. You wouldn't let us open them. You said we're not opening them. In mine, we opened four bags.
No, we opened two, you idiot. Did you open the two that were in there? Those were just water. They weren't just water. Yes, they were. This is crazy. This guy's stupid. This guy's insane. Stupid. How are you handling it? Wait, no, wait. Will I die if I stay in here for too long? No, I just did. Remember? Yeah, but you're older and bigger. Yeah, and I'm scared if I die. I promise you, you'll be fine. I promise you, it's actually not. Some people sit in there for like an hour just for health benefits. We did like a 30-minute one.
No. Don't believe that. Math can't even do 30 seconds. Nobody believes you, bro. Y'all can go watch it. You can go watch it. Look at me. No one believes you. You couldn't even sit in there for a minute. Bro, no one believes you. You couldn't even sit in there for one minute. That episode's not even out. What episode? The episode where you did it.
What do you mean? No one believes that you did it. I did it last episode. Go watch the last episode. It wasn't very icy. The title is car burning down. We lit a car. We caught our car on fire. We caught our car on fire. It's like probably titled something like that. Go watch the last episode. Yeah, whatever. I said that thing for an hour. Yeah, but it starts out warm and then you drop ice. Dude, you actually started out like a hot tub. Either way, the point is we've done multiple ice baths in our lives.
And I just got in and I thought, you know what? I'm not doing this for any sort of like gain. There's no reason for me to do this.
So why am I in here? You're getting help. For the content, bro. He does not live for the content. That was good content. I cannonballed in and I freaked out and got out. I don't know what your problem is. No, you're so stupid. I really thought Mav could do the ice bath. They can't sit on the same couch together if y'all couldn't tell because they literally just want to rip each other's heads off anytime they come within three feet of each other. He's the one. He's so delusional. After this episode, he'll be like, I could do an ice bath longer than you. He would still say that. I bet if I asked him right now, he would say he could do an ice bath longer than me. Oh, thousand percent.
You see what I do? That was the first ice bath you've ever done in your life was last episode. And so I am convinced it was not very cold because the other three times we've done ice baths, you've always backed out. Math, anytime... I've got a great idea. I have a fantastic idea, actually. So I'm going to get my camera out now and I'm going to take a picture of Maverick and Harper both in frame. Smile.
Anytime you think you're a man in your life. I'm just gonna show you this picture. Okay, I little girl has no facial expression. It's low-key getting warm. If you don't move it'll get warm. Okay, or if you pee. Did you pee? I peed. I definitely pee in there to keep it warm. So you're sitting in my pee. Yep. Congratulations. Just like a pool. Should I pee? I peed too. And I peed before they got in. Cages leaned over and peed in the face. Guys, if I laugh it's gonna get cold.
You're honestly doing really good. It's my first ice bath. Really? It's freezing at first, but then it's not as bad. But what if I die? I'm scared that I'm going to die and then I'm going to get hypothermia. You're not going to die. Well, then, you know. Can you look it up for me, Brooke? You know, if you die, then I guess we keep 100% of the podcast. 15-year-old girl sitting in an ice bath.
Alright. Like a small 15 year old girl. A small 15 year old girl. Anyways guys, we'll get to the episode now that we were supposed to do. I feel like I should have a shirt on. No, it's fine. You want to grab me that white hoodie on my bed? No, okay, whatever.
Anyways, we'll talk about what the episode was supposed to be now. It was supposed to be about our biggest icks, and we were going to tell all each other our icks. So now that Maverick has delayed the episode. My biggest ick is when a girl can't do an ice bath. And that's you. Now that feels, you feel naked? Well, I just feel like it's inappropriate to be on a podcast with your shirt off. Really? Yeah. What about this? Inappropriate. God, no. That's just disgusting. You guys like the stomach thing?
Oh, I can hear it. Yeah, you can hear it. Did you hear it? Yeah. Listen, you can hear it making noises. Wait, everybody be quiet. No. No. I quit. I hate this podcast. Do you think you're cool? No, I know I'm cool. You're not. I hate this podcast. Why?
If anyone should hit it right now, it should be me. I like how... I'm smelling my own fart. Maybe if I shiver, it'll be better. No, it makes it worse. But he was shivering, so I should... Harper, no one's forcing you to stay in there. Except me. I'm forcing you to stay in there. I do want to see if you can make it the whole time. I'll be pretty impressed. Dude, I'll tell you what. If you can make it the whole time, I'll give you a pack of Gushers. I already ate one of those. All right, I think because you're thinking about it. You need to stop thinking about it. All right, guys. We're going to start the episode. What's the biggest ick...
Harper, what's your biggest ick? - When guys have long nails. - When guys have long nails? - Okay, that hadn't been targeted at you. - That was definitely targeted at you. - You know my nails grow extraordinarily fast.
Second biggest thing. I can't help it. When guys don't have good hygiene. Okay, that's awesome. Are you just naming me right now? Just so everyone knows, we're not forcing her to stay in there. You can get out whenever you want. Nope. I'm forcing you. All right. Well. Got it. That's a lawsuit. Yeah. Can't wait to get sued. No, shit. Harper, do you think your mom would sue us for this? No.
If anything, I was... Later, she comes out. She's like, my life on the LOL podcast was horrible. I was underpaid, and they made me jump into ice baths. Oh, my gosh, Harper. If you were ever to try to come out with a my life on the LOL podcast sucked, I would be so hurt. I don't know who would do that. I probably would say a mean name. Nachos? I want nachos. Nachos? I like nachos. I do want nachos. Hey, speaking of icks, if a girl gets nachos...
That's kind of it. Dude, shut up. No, no, no, no, no, no. A girl can have nachos in two occasions. One, at BJ's because they have really good nachos. If guys eat too gross. If guys eat a bunch of nachos and get cheese on their face. Yeah, girls can't be eating nachos and wings. I'm sick and tired of part of what you're describing me right now, actually. Can we please go to BJ's and get the nachos after this? Ah, their nachos are so good. They get brisket on them and everything. Bye, brisket.
Oh, bye, Brooke. Bye, Brooke. Bye. They get brisket on them and everything. And the second place a girl can eat nachos is a baseball or softball or football game.
No, I think a girl just hold nachos eating them is calm. Well, you gotta be holding it. I don't know what that is supposed to mean. What do you mean? What? You can stick your feet out. In that case, if you're a guy, you can't just get a cheeseburger with just meat and cheese only. No. That's an ick? You're just trying to target that. Why is that an ick? Let me tell you a guy food ick. A food ick for a guy, I would assume, at least it's an ick when I see a guy eating this. Anybody know what it is? It is a muffin. No, a cake pop.
oh it was so close oh yeah guys when a dude walks out of starbucks with a cake pop i'm just like i got a cake pop he's like what was that thing cake pop what was that thing you're not talking about oh yeah what was that where you squeeze the cake pop he was like yeah i was like is that a cake i got an ache
What's your ick? When a guy can't open a jar. Like he's struggling to. Like bro, just open it. I can't close my toes. Don't struggle, just like open it. So you don't like it when men struggle? I don't like when you struggle opening a jar of jelly. We don't like when you have mental breakdowns. Yo, she's about to send every dude to the gym right now. Every dude is giving gym membership. Yeah, they're going to be doing those hand things. They're going to be like, I must have strong hands. Must. Will not be an ick. My biggest ick. What?
Oh my gosh, she's red. She's always red. As somebody that has experienced the ice bath for one hour, that is normal. No, it's not. Trust me, it is. You'll be fine. The only worry I have is I'm going to die. That's a good worry to have. No, that's not a good worry to have. I don't. I need to sustain it so I can be better than Cash. You're about halfway done. Yeah, you are.
You really are. How long have you been in here for? Like 17 minutes or so. Let's all go around the room and everybody has to say their biggest icks about each other. Okay. I'll do Kate. What? Okay, Kate, start. Name your biggest icks about all of us. I'm not doing that. No, just like off the top of your head. I'm not doing that. That's mean. No, no, Kate. Just freestyle it, baby.
- Baby, me and you. - No! - Me and you. - That's gross. - Baby girl, look. - That is an egg. - Right here. - Where my hug at? - I'm not doing it. - Just name some eggs. - I'm not participating in this hate trip. - I'll name everyone's eggs. - I will chew after. - Okay, go, Mev. Who should I start with? - Me. - Me.
With you? Rock, paper, scissors. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. I win. No. Okay, fine. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. I win. Oh, wait. I'm concerned. Look at the color of her hands. What do you mean? They lost all their color. Her hands are like purple. Nobody was concerned when I lost the color of my hands last time. I'm a little worried about her. Should we get her out? I think so.
Harper get out. No, she's fine. That was a joke. I wasn't being serious. Icks with you? I mean, that's like the easiest thing because you're the smelliest person I've ever met in my life. What the? That wasn't even an ick. That was just like literally just insulting me. No, it's an ick when you fart all the time and you think it's funny. First of all, sometimes it's funny. It's an ick when you show your butt all the time and you think it's funny. Sometimes it's funny. No, it's not. Sometimes it is. You laugh. Not all the time. No, I don't. I've never laughed. You've laughed before. Really? No. Guys, I've never laughed.
Want to show my butt right now and see if you last but I would not laugh. Oh, I would not laugh. He would laugh. Nope All right your turn, okay Yeah, I did I said your that your eggs are that you think it's funny to pull your butt out and that you always are are Farting like all the time somebody get a photo. Okay, so Matt pretty much said my eggs are my bodily functions. What else is icky? Oh, it's a key when you do your little wrist thing. Oh
Dude, you know I can't help that. That's a tick. Yes, you can. That's a tick. It's a tick. I have a tick. Tick. Tick. No, I have a tick. Oh, my gosh. My tick is I do this. It's not a tick. If you guys watch me. A tick is like this. Yeah, you started doing this like five years ago. You started doing this and now you do it all the time. Okay, then what would you call this that I do? You started doing it and you won't stop. You developed ticks, bro. No, you developed a nervous reaction. What would you call this? It's not nervous, bro. I can be sitting by myself in a room. It's called a habit. That's what it is.
That's a- You're nervous- You can break it. No. I think it is a habit. A tick is something that's uncontrollable. Like, you're like- Okay, is this a tick that I do? Is this thing a tick? When I go- That's more of a tick. I would say that it is. That's more of a- I'm not going to say it. It's more of a discomfort for me. I do this. I don't do it a lot, but if I'm not doing much and I'm driving or something, I'll start going. Does this ice pack help me get abs? Honestly, I think it's just disturbing. I think that's what it is. I don't know why I do it. Thanks for Harper. Okay, yeah. Then I'm better at you.
You're better at me? You're better at me? Why is there no goosebumps right here, but on my other legs there are? Eh, you'll be fine. Okay. Is it worse with your feet up? I feel like it might be worse now. You can get out. No. Harper, just get out. No. No, I want you to get out because I want you to stay safe. They want you to get out because they want you to fail and they can make fun of you. Fail? Stay safe? What do you mean? She's already won. She doesn't have to stay in there. Yeah.
To the left. Or what do you mean? Stay safe. Biggest icks about Harper? Probably... Bro, she got red hair. How you thinking about this? Shut up. My hairline is really bad. That was a joke, by the way. That was a joke. That was so beyond unfunny. What do you mean? They literally bully me on this all the time. Y'all say my big lip. Y'all say everything. I don't say nothing. I say... Really?
You don't say nothing? I don't think I say nothing. I don't think. That's the key word, think. Well, Harper bullies me, so I can bully her. How pale I am, how pale my hands are. That's things you guys cannot control. Your hands are pale right now. I actually do like your red hair.
Yeah, I was editing a thumbnail and I put different hair colors on you and just for like the fun of it. And I was like, yeah, she doesn't look good with any other color hair. No, I want black hair. No, don't do that. She wants that because one person made an edit. Yeah. And like in the edit, her hair looked first of all, didn't look black. It looked like a like a dark brown. So if you were ever going to be like, I want black hair, ease into it with brown hair.
Okay. You shouldn't just go black. Oh, Ix for Harper. She just like, every once in a while she gets these weird cravings and you can see it in her eyes. You can just see it in her eyes. That's actually so true. Like you can see like she's going to put that in her mouth. Whatever is in her hand right there, she's going to eat it. Y'all think we're joking. Like she'll put stuffing over the couch in her mouth. Like you're like looking at her and she's over there just like...
It's like weird pregnant women when they're craving something like dirt. Harper just does that on the normal. I'm not pregnant. Yeah, I hope so. I hope not. It's a weird, it's a very icky. All right, what's your ick for Kate? Ick for Kate? No, I don't mean, I just like to fiddle. Oh, easy for Kate. Easy. Kate? Kate always thinks she's going to die.
I think I'm going to die. Always thinks she's going to die. It's so icky. It's so like. Oh, that is. It's just like, oh my goodness. I don't know if it's as icky as it might be annoying. I just hate it. But Kate is always on the verge of death. Always about to be. Right now, Kate thinks she's about to die. Always about to be kidnapped. Always about to be shot. Always about to be invaded by Russia. Always about to be something. Like, what's your most recent fear of death? Gosh. Car accident. I was in the car today and I was like, gosh, I hope I don't get.
It's kind of sad. I feel bad for you. You live in fear. Yeah, I do. I know. It's like bouncing a basketball. She's like, what if I bounce the basketball and I trip over it on my foot and I break my neck on the concrete? Or worse, what if I don't break my neck on my concrete and I'm paralyzed the rest of my life and then my wheelchair falls down the stairs and then I'm dead?
What if I die in an ice bath? That'd be crazy. No, actually, like, will I die? You can get out. No, no, no, no. We send her home. We send her home. She's like, her mom ends up taking her to the hospital. She can't stop shivering. Dude, imagine we accidentally, like, got her with her hypothermia. We accidentally gave her hypothermia. She died. Dude, what?
Oh, we have to. This is going to be a crazy clip to come back to if that happens. What if I get hypothermia, guys? Dude, you're not going to. You know, we're, like, entrusted with Harper. Like, her parents, like, entrust her to us, like, when they leave her with us. So that would be a very bad thing to do. What's the temperature of this? It's about 40 degrees. Okay, so I'd be fine, right? Yeah, you're fine.
Hope so. Why isn't the ice melting like Cassius did because he was bigger you put off more body heat What's your biggest six of all of us hurt our biggest six for you? So basically like I'm trying to think um, my big set to myself is that I
No, okay, I'm trying to think. Biggest ickson guys is like when they- No, no, no, no, no. Like us. Oh, of y'all. Okay. Oh, okay.
Dude, she like is method acting and she keeps breaking character. My biggest ick in Kate is nothing because she's perfect and she's my best friend. Thanks, girl. Anyways. Thanks, girl. Cash. Thanks, girl. Here comes the bad one. Yeah, mine will be worse. Whatever yours is, mine is going to be even worse. I'll take it like a champ. Cash is... Yeah, what am I?
You say handsome? No, no. He's married. Yeah, his hands are icky. My hands? Why are you always talking to me about my hands? They're so white. Oh, wait. What? I can't. And then Mav. Uh-oh. Yo, hold on. Oh, wait. Mav, when he smacks.
- Oh, that was a good one. - That's not true, everyone does that. And I don't do that at all. She only says that because you say that and you only say that because she says that. - You've literally done it on the podcast before. You've been eating your-- - No, not true. - You've admitted to it though. - No, I do not. - This is literally how Matt smacks. - He admitted to it. - I do not. - And I'm pretty sure you admitted to it on the podcast. - Now they're trying to gaslight me into it that I admitted to it. - No, Matt, you specifically said-- - Hey, no one's gaslighting you. - Even he's over there like, yeah, it didn't happen. - No one gaslighted you. - No, I mean gaslighting. - You specifically said, Matt,
Your words. Don't touch me like that. Your words. Hey, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy. We should have never taught him how to flirt, guys. Now he's trying it on me. Buddy. He's trying to break the touch barrier. You specifically said you have cavities and it hurts to chew. That's why you chew with your mouth open because it hurts. No. What I admitted to was that I'll go like,
Mm-hmm or something when I'm eating I'm like okay at the end of my swallowing because I have to because my throat's so tiny hey I have a tiny throat another disability to make fun of me for And either way even if it was my cavities it was also that's also a disability that you're making me fun of me for I stopped making fun of you when you told me it was a disability that you couldn't help I'm gonna stand on I'm gonna stand on stand on ground right now no more making fun of disabilities on this podcast
Can't even feel the ice on my okay get out Harper. No, she's fine. She is look at her discoloration Guys, I promise you that's crazy. I am I don't like it her body's doing good. It's sitting blood flow She always think I said an hour on fire everyone sits in there Okay biggest ick in guys just trust me. I'm not getting I'm just resituating. That's gonna be worse. Oh
This is nice. You're going to sit there? Yeah. I would just sit back down. Yeah, I would really just sit back down, honestly. Can you come in the bath instead of me? You want me to? Yeah. Yeah, if you really want me to switch you. I dare you. Okay. No, I don't think we should. Why? Oh, got it. Yeah. It should be fine. We just give her a towel. No, just stay in the ice bath. Okay. Gotcha. I'll stay in. Why can't we just give her a towel? Okay, fine.
Wait wait wait hold on I can't get up. Wait, where's the towel? It's right there. Oh her legs are red Anyways guys why that why they're why they're doing that I'll just talk to y'all just me and y'all Just me and you I mean you right here. Why are we right here? Oh wait over here or over here? Are we here?
Or here. Or here. I don't know which camera angle we're on. But anyways, I'm going to say my biggest ics. My biggest ics are, number one, this is just an in general ic that any human could do. When, dang, you look cold. You okay? Wait, take your socks off. I can see my dog. Well, what if we just put a towel over your dog? Do you want to go close? No. Would you go change, Rolf?
Do you want to? No, I'm good. Yeah, I think you need to get out of that. I okay. No, no, no, no, no, we're good guys Everyone is ripping on you for saying Do you want to know I feel so warm right now for some reason she's lying to me I
No, I feel so warm. I'm not joking. Is it burning? No. That's what I told y'all. When I got out, I felt good. Yeah, it feels nice. When I got out, I was like, oh, I feel good. No, yeah, I can't move or anything or else then I'm completely fine. Do you want me to go get you some clothes? No, no, no. Oh, God, it feels so weird because everything's numb. Right? Move your toes as fast as you can. Oh, she fine. Let me tell you, I couldn't even move my toes.
Can't get are you sure you all right? Are we doing any more biggest dicks? Yeah, I want to know you know I move your mic down They can't see all right my biggest dicks about you guys my biggest thing about Harper. Oh, yeah, how they ice bath oh
Honestly, I'm pretty proud of you today. So I'm gonna skip you. Okay, I got many eggs about Harper today. I'm kind of proud of you, too There's no way Kate could accept here or you or me Ain't no way Kate could have sat in here. Homie freaked out. I was just doing that for care If y'all should be mad at anybody in the comments right now, it should be that mad I was doing it for dramatic effect. I wasn't actually cold. You look pretty crazy Anyways, my biggest, I'm skipping Harper. My biggest ick's about Maverick and
Probably when he acts giddy and girly. That's a bad one. Did you see the edit? Yes, did y'all see the... Yo, y'all, I'm going to pop up the edit on screen right now. I'm going to show Harper this, and then I'll pop it up for you guys. This thing is freaking hilarious. And when y'all say, I wonder what Cash means when he says, when Mav acts girly, this is what I mean.
Is it the one time I literally got caught up on my words? I was like, I don't know what I'm saying. Ready? And then nothing came out. And I was like, well, that's embarrassing. Please. No one pointed out. And then you did. No, you didn't say that's embarrassing. Don't point out. Kate goes, what was that? Yeah. I was hoping no one would point it out in my head. I was like, that's embarrassing. I hope no one points that out. I was embarrassed of his ex guys. No, I just started to say something and then had to switch because someone was talking over me and I just, I panicked.
- I did panic. - Why can't you? - And if I would've known in the moment, I wouldn't have said it. - I just panicked and it just came out. - Why? Intentions are never to hurt you. - Why can't you? - It was meant to be more like a, oh! But then I was in the middle of saying something else and it just came out more like a, anyways. I'm gonna play the video for you guys. - For years we've looked like this, but even worse. And so I think it's just from like catching things. - What things did you catch? - We definitely know. - Definitely a football. - Catch a girl's heart. - Oh my God, why do I look like that? - Catch a girl's heart? - Oh! - Wait, get ready, get ready. - No! - No! - Not good! - Catch it. - But let me say what I wanted to say. - Yeah. - Oh!
Not what it was hands down Actually we were made conversation you guys Right
Are we done now? That's so funny. Are we done? Let me see it again. Can we be done with this bit? My biggest ick about Kate. I don't want this anymore. My biggest ick about Kate. It better be good. Probably the way she runs. Probably when she denies. Wait, let me think. Have you seen her run? That is crazy. It is crazy. All I'll say is it's a crazy sight to see Kate run. She runs like this.
You ever seen a Super Mario Bros. character run across the screen? Mav, what did I ever do to you? That is how Kate runs. What did you do to me? That, for one. I didn't do that. You did. You pointed it out. And if you would have told me in the moment, don't point that out. Let me just telepathically tell you my thoughts. You know what, Mav? If you really wanted, you could have had it cut out of the episode. No, it's fine. I know. I would never make something funny cut out of the episode.
I know exactly what Kate runs like. It's a Super Smash Bros. character. No, for you guys to imagine what Kate runs like, if you're like, I wonder what they mean by Kate runs funny. Imagine Jack Sparrow running. That's exactly how she runs. You think she runs like a drunk person? Jack Sparrow at least has some swag to it. He's a little swaggy. He's a little swaggy. Kate's like self-focused. Kate's like mixed with like
Jack Sparrow mixed with like Karen on like like Adderall in Walmart trying to find what she's looking for in the store These are fun I called you a drunk Karen looking for a manager No, my baby's think about Kate is when I want to watch a movie with my wife But all she wants to do is read her book
And then she just leaves me alone. That does not happen. That does not happen. Anytime Cashmere, he's lying through his teeth right now. Really? Do you know how many times he's been like, find a movie while he's sitting there on his phone? I'm doing work. It's a clash of clans. Gotta get those jams. No, sometimes I'm like, you want to watch a movie and she's just like,
Maybe after my chapters. Harper, how you feeling now? Good. Are you feeling better? No. No, it's getting colder right this second. Do you need to go change? No. You sure? Yes. You can go down to my closet and get some of the, you know where my clothes are. Just go get some. Never. Never. What? You take her so many clothes. You always do. I don't care. Like every day you take her clothes. What do you mean never? Yeah, guys. Sorry, I'm just used to having a towel heater in my closet. Oh, you're used to having a towel warmer in your rich mansion? Yeah. I know.
I actually want a towel warmer so bad. We should get one together. Now tell your ex about all of us. I will not be doing that. That's not a woman. You're making us look bad. I'm not doing that. That's mean. It's for fun. No one's serious. These are jokes. Did anybody's feelings get hurt? Are your feelings hurt, Harper? No. Wait, who's? Wait a second. Are your feelings hurt, Kate? No, I just don't want to do it. That's mean. And I'm not a mean person. I've only ever been mean once in my life.
The ice bath makes you... What the? What? Makes me burp? Yeah. Yeah. I don't know why. Baby girl. Baby girl. What's going on? I don't know. Baby girl. Okay, you're gonna make me get out of the ice bath if you keep talking like that. No, it's okay. Just don't listen. This is between me... Look at me. Guys, we're just gonna walk around. Harper, go change. Go get clothes. Go get clothes. I'm not listening to whatever you're saying to her. All right, look at me. Look at me. I don't want to hear it. All I need you to do... All I need you to do... Mm-hmm. Is just name some eggs.
That's it. You want to hear me rap? That. I could go on forever. That. Look at Maverick. That. He's in cold weather. That's an ick. Are you done talking funny to her? I don't like the way you talk to her. Where's Harper? Get up. Yeah, she's changing.
Are you rapping right now? When she comes back? Guys, I'm so... I bet she... Oh, no. I'm sorry, guys. I bet she's warmed up in... I bet she's warmed up in like a cinnamon toast crunch. Can you get off of me? You're hurting. This is not going to happen. I feel like I could rap normally, but... I hear Kate complaining. Get up. What? Get up. You're hurting me. Oh, I'll save my eggs. Get up. Cash, no means no. No means no. I'm so interested. Sorry, I didn't know I'm that big. You can make it more clear next time.
Cash, you're so big. Cash. Please stop saying nummy. Why don't we talk about his weight more? Let's not do that. All right, Kate. Yeah, you're a big boy. Oh, my gosh. Wait, wait, what do you mean, oh, my gosh? This is the title of the episode. I know, but it feels mean. No, it doesn't feel that mean. It's not rude. It's just like... What feels worse is forcing a 15-year-old girl to get into an ice bath. Yeah, that did feel bad, but it was worth it, man. I was like, get up, please. You're making us look bad.
Get out. No, it was nice. Oh my gosh, because I know Cash is going to be so irritated if I don't. What do you mean me? The title of the episode is telling each other our biggest icks. Yeah, and that's what happened. But you didn't participate. Okay, my biggest ick is when Kate won't play the games. That's my biggest ick. No, my biggest ick.
is when Maverick says that I eat things that I see. - You do. - That's an ache when he does that. - It's an ache, okay. You eat things. How do you feel? You eat other things. - You eat things that you look at. No, like literally, like what's it called? - I've seen you putting that tree in your mouth.
She was thinking about it. She's like, what am I going to eat right now? Yeah, that was the craving in her eyes. She was like... She's trying to put that microphone in her mouth. No, what are y'all scared of? Like, what are y'all like... Scared of you? Yeah. I'm low-key scared that someday Harper's just going to bite my toe. I'm scared that Harper's... I feel like I'm just going to be sitting here like this and she's going to be like...
I'm scared that one day Harper's just gonna randomly decide she doesn't wanna do the LOL podcast anymore and dip. I'm scared that Harper is not, I don't think she understands like distance very well and like what will kill her and that she's just gonna jump off something thinking she's fine. Like parkour? Yeah, she's gonna be like, I'll survive. Watch, I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine.
Harper's going to be on top of our house one day. I'm going to jump, ready? I've never cried in front of y'all, have I? No. Harper's going to be on top of our roof one day. We're going to look up and she's going to be like, parkour! No, I've never cried in front of y'all. She's got two broken legs. That is crazy. Was that funny? That is crazy. Harper has never cried in front of us. Looking like Timmy. Yeah, I've never cried. I know I've seen Kate cry, Mav cry. You haven't seen me cry. There's no shot.
No, no, no.
When have you seen me cry? That one episode. What episode did I cry on? No, no, when you're talking about your ex. Yo, yo, yo, yo. I didn't cry talking about my ex. Yo, yo, warm up for Kate. Kate was crying. No, no, so Kate was crying. Yeah. But then you were like, you were like, what's it called? That's bull crap. Go watch the episode. Anyone who watched it. No, you're crying. You're just making stuff up. You do low-key cry. She's probably seen you cry. I have never cried. What are you talking about I cry? I cry in church.
And I've cried over maybe a few girlfriends. That's it. Maybe a few girlfriends. Yeah, but you're talking about her. I looked to the side and your eyes started tearing up. Oh my, no, you're just a liar. This is a heathen. This is a heathen. This is not true. I feel like she's probably seen you cry. I would not cry. Especially when you have that girlfriend. She's known you a year. Yeah. There's no shot she's seen me cry. Maybe if she went to church. All right, raise your hands out of us four. Who thinks Harper has seen Mav cry? Raise your hand.
Thanks for being honest. Really? I don't know. Thanks also for being honest, Alex. I appreciate it. Wait, really? You don't think she's seen him cry? Are you being honest right now? Yes. You're insane. I don't think so. What do you mean? No shot. I would ever cry on the podcast or on camera. I don't think there's anything that could get Matt emotional enough to actually cry on the podcast. The only way is if you guys snapped my neck and I was like...
You know, that's one thing I never get. Why, like, I get it when kids do it, but why do, like, grown people cry when they get hurt? What? They don't. You guys cry when you get hurt? No, like, seriously injured, yeah, that's understandable. What do you mean? Matt, Matt, no, that's cool. You're a crier of a dude, kind of. What are you talking about? I'm literally just trying to explain myself. Listen, Maverick...
If there's a scale of dudes, you're definitely on the more like crying end. Yeah. Like you cry more than like say me. Yeah. Like I don't see a problem with crying. Right. In certain situations. Right. Okay. So here's the thing. I think guys that think it's like weak to cry are like, listen, to cry, let me rephrase this. To cry, that's okay.
If you're like sobbing uncontrollably, that's when it's like, okay, you better have a pretty good reason like your mom died or something serious is happening in your life to be like sobbing. Right. So here's what I'm saying. But if you just have some tears running down your face, that's okay. Here's what I'm saying, right? Mavs team cry. But if Maverick's leg just got broke, you're not going to cry. I know you're not going to cry.
I don't think I'm going to cry, but I'm going to be screaming. I'm going to be pretty mad. That's what I'm saying. Obviously, you're like, oh, my God. Oh, my God. But, like, you're not going to be actually crying. I don't think I would. Like, seeing tears. Like, imagine you just see a girl. It would just be, like, the tears when you're like...
And the tears are coming down your face. You know what I'm talking about? I just don't think a grown man, like if you were watching like a football game or a basketball game and a guy's leg got broke, you don't see him cry. They're just like sitting there like. I'll tell you all the closest time I was about to cry on camera. So basically, that one time when I was talking about You Know Who. The last episode? Yeah.
- No. - Last episode. - Yeah, I know who. I know who. - Yeah. - How are you shivering more than me and you're out of the ice bath? - 'Cause-- - Our body's adjusting. - Yeah. - Wait, like, are you talking about the episode we shot, like, last week? - I'm trying to think. Like, I had-- like, we posted it. It's like, I had the one. I was like-- - Yeah, I know what episode. - Yeah, I-- - So much ice in here. - I don't know what episode we're talking about. - Like, I had the blue jacket, and I was like-- hold on.
This feels nice. Was this not the last episode? It doesn't matter. Wait. Oh, sorry. You good? Continue. So basically what happened was, um, what happened was, um, like, you know who? Yeah, we know who. Yeah. You're killing me, Spaz. Okay, now you just said it. Stop saying it. Alex has got to bleep it now. Okay, okay. And blur it. Guys, don't.
You gotta stop saying that word. I got the plane. Or else we're gonna have to bleep it. Yeah. Every time you say bleep it. Yeah, so everybody stop saying bleep it.
Stop citing it. Alex is so mad right now. Now that y'all guys know who I'm talking about. Wait, wait. Who is it? One more time. One more time for me. I forgot his name. Please. Okay, come on. Let's move on. Now that y'all guys know who I'm. Why are my legs getting white? And why are they hairy? Because. I shaved yesterday. Because you're a Caucasian. That's why your legs are white. Harper, finish the story. Okay. Was it this episode?
When I was like, um when I was sitting on my phone Basically so what happened was and then and then and then good story, bro. I was sitting on my phone Yeah, and I was and Matt was like Harper. Do you need to step off? Like I in my mind? I was like, yes, I do. I need to go
- And then basically, I was just looking through the messages 'cause y'all didn't see them all, but he was being so rude. - It was pretty crazy, the stuff that was going on. She was showing me, I was like, "Do you need to step up?" - I understand Madison right here, he was like... - I know. - Well, she was showing me. - I'm so mad I'm all the way over here.
Like, I want to know. Yeah, and then he, like, made me cry almost. And I started tearing up. And when Bob said, you need to step off, that's when I was like, that's like, I had, like, a bubble in my throat. And I was like... Have you ever seen Kate cry? Yes. Really? Yeah. But, like, that's all...
- Wait, no, I was just curious. I know you cry a lot, but have you cried around her? - I'm trying to think. - I think you've cried on camera. - Oh, that one episode on the club channel. If you guys haven't, go subscribe to our LOL Club channel. Link in the description. It's like this, but we film actual YouTube videos. - I think I could do some crazy vibrato while I'm shivering. ♪ Rolling in the deep ♪ - That is kind of crazy. ♪ Deep ♪
Starting in my heart. Reaching a fever pitch and it's bringing me out the dark. Finally, I can see it crystal clear. What? You want me to stop? That was a knee slammer. Why? I said pitch, by the way, guys. For everyone that's going to say I said a bad word, the lyric is pitch. P-I.
TCH like your pitcher softball. Yeah a fever pitch and it's bringing me out the dark Well now that we clarified that we don't swear wait Harper. Can you verify that like we don't swear off-camera? Harper does off-camera
- Uh oh. - Do you all know what Harper does off camera? - I wouldn't have said what you just said. I don't know what he's gonna say. - Whose phone is that? - It's my phone. - Who is your home screen? - Who is my home screen? - It's an AI picture. - No, no, no, we're not talking about this yet. - It's an AI picture. - We're not talking about this. - Mav has an AI girlfriend. - No, I don't have an AI girlfriend. - He does. - I don't have an AI girlfriend. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, stay with us, stay with us, we're here. Listen, listen, answer me this question, Mav. Do you or do you not have an AI girl as your wallpaper?
There's an AI girl as my wallpaper. There's a cartoon girl as my wallpaper. I feel like I need to vouch for Maverick. No, no, no. It's fine. We'll leave it at that for now. Goodbye, guys. No, no, no. Goodbye. We're really not talking about that. I'm going to vouch for you. Oh, no, no. Please continue. Please continue. Yes. Wait, what about it?
Apologize! Oh, I'm joking. Okay, now vouch for him. By the way, guys, this is how you apologize to your friends. Sorry. That is how you apologize. Like, say I make Harper mad. Do you not know how to do it? You have to forgive him. You forgive me. You don't have to, unless you don't. Yeah, unless you don't want to forgive me.
Can you forgive me? Now you banish him if you don't forgive him. I told you she could bite me. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you
You were going to defend him? Yes. Maverick actually does not swear off camera. That was a lie that Harper just told. And now people probably think I'm defending him just to protect his name because Harper told the truth. But what Harper said was not the truth. And I would tell y'all this. I remember one time... Oh, she remembers. Tell me more. So basically...
when Joe and him were rapping. Oh, I might have said it in a rap. That's true. Okay, well, I can't mouth for you there. I could have said something accidentally in a rap. And then he did that. And then, and then, and then, like, when he... At least I don't curse on live streams. And then when he...
At least I don't do it on live streams. He just outed you. That's when I wasn't famous. And then... Oh, no, you were plenty famous because I knew about it. Yeah, you had like two or three million followers. Harper went on live stream and she was just dropping curse words. No, she said one little curse word. One curse word. It was like...
Machine gun. I'm not saying you should curse when you rap. I shouldn't have said whatever I said. I'm just a teenage girl. And I can curse sometimes. No. No. All cursing is...
I'm in public high school. Like, obviously. Yeah. I live in the adult world. What do you think that's like? Yeah. You're probably better. I guarantee you hear more curse words in high school than in the adult world. Oh, yeah. Well, because in high
In high school, high school, middle school, it's like you just learned that you're allowed to say them, and, like, there's no real repercussions. No, you're not allowed to say them. Yeah, I don't think they're allowed to. They just do it. Yeah. Well, it's like you do it, and, like, you may or may not get in trouble, so then you're, like, saying it all the time because you feel cool. My mom doesn't really care. Really? Yeah. Because, like, basically, like, I, like, said it once, like, a word. Yeah, you're cool, Harper. Yeah, you're, like, so snoggy. Yeah, you're so cool. Yeah, cool.
What are you doing? I was just taking a selfie for the lol Instagram. It's very oh what the? This is very ironic maverick just did that on the ics episode that was I'm adding that one to the list. What is it eating your tongue out? Look, I don't know how to take a selfie. All right. No, but like maverick is looking his eyes when he's taking a selfie. Oh, I got an ick that I actually. Whoa, everyone buckle up. Kate's taking an ick and it's real. Let's go. Hey, just so you know, whoever this is about.
Clearly, clearly it came from the heart. So I'm gonna take it. If it's about me, I'm gonna take it to the heart. No, this is just one I saw another girl say and I was like, that's valid. When guys take a selfie posted up with their hand in their hair and their jawline and they're like, it's like an old hard picture. I saw that on another girl's video. Don't be doing that. I have the best video ever to show you guys. Oh my gosh. What is it?
- Go you for reminding me of this. - Is it of me? - Oh, it's a Maverick. - Oh, I got a feeling I did this. - Uh-oh. - I had a feeling it was. - Oh my gosh. - What is it? - The only person I have showed this to so far is Kate. Let me see. - Really? - And you specifically are gonna love this. - I don't remember this. - What is it? Everyone? - I don't remember this. - Buckle up. - Hey, careful. I got videos of you too, bud. - He's cut. - I got so much dirt on you.
Not as bad as this. Let me see. Can I see a person? Can I at least approve it? I just sent it to Alex. He's going to pop it up on the TV. Oh, okay. That's an old video. Okay. You have videos like that too. No. Yes, you do. Yes, you do. Don't got them. You made these same videos. I'm pretty sure I copied this video from you. Hey, hey, wait. Show them. Show them. I'm going to show you all my raw reaction. Oh, wait. That's right. I don't got them. This is a long time ago when I was a child. I was a little child. I just want to say thank you guys so much for making this tour possible. I love you guys so much and I'm so grateful for everything you guys have done for me.
I love you guys.
- I'm sorry, you guys know I have a drooling problem. - Okay, and I'll be honest, I thought it was gonna be way worse than that. - You guys know I have a drooling problem. - That's bad! - You got hyped that up like it was-- - And your reaction was crazy on both of them. - Can we play it one more time? - I did not think that's how bad it was gonna be. - Run it back, run it back. I could pay for a movie theater for this to just be on a loop, and I'd be there for three hours. - Are you serious? - Thank you so much for making this tour possible.
I was such a little child. You're my voice. No, no. You sound the same. Oh, yeah. Thanks, Harp. Hold on. We gotta play it one more time. Don't talk. He's trying to cover it up. I can't watch the last part. I'll be honest. I still do that. Check me out. Check me out. Ready? I do that all the time. Hey, thanks for getting the door. Hey, can you give me that? Hey, guys, can we stop that? I do that all the time.
i don't know how i feel about that particularly but i'm sorry that you guys saw that i'm not i have more oh no you realize mav is gonna come back strapped next episode oh yeah you realize you've made like a thousand tiktoks do you have any thirst traps you made when you were 14 years old my goodness your thirst traps when you were 14 were insanely bad oh there's so there's so many yeah guys if y'all look i have no thirst traps bro like because you next episode guys i'm
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Like that video also, please mute the audio and throw non-copyrighted music over that. Yeah, no copyrighted music, please No copyrighted music because we'd like to get paid and if we don't get paid then Harper's gonna starve. Oh So if you guys don't want this little child to starve hit the like button and share this video with your grandma hit the subscribe button. Grandma Why am I turning whiter and whiter as we talk? Harper, Harper, you're supposed to be starving the little child. Look at my fingertips. They're purple. Wait, hold on. I
Oh. Harper, she's well fed. Oh, that is weird. My fingers have turned purple because all the blood has left my hands. They're purple fingertips. I don't know if you guys can see it. That's insane. I think you might have died. Wait, so can you act like a sad child again real quick? Okay. If you guys went powering off. Oh. Okay. Please subscribe. Subscribe. We'll see you next time. Peace.